TD&L Donkey Show Podcast for Thursday - Crazy Days

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let me know when you're ready.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Oh god, what I just looked at my email. Yeah,
and I see another. iHeartMedia Code of Conduct.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well, we have to do it every year, I know, but.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
It just comes up every year and I hate it.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's had to do something. I think that was it.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
It sees like we have to take these tests here
at work that basically just it's like formatics. I guess
they just want to make sure that we remember the
FCC guidelines and all the legal mumbo jumbo. And every
year there's like two or three tests we got to
take every year.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
But it's not like the really test. It's more of
like a presentation with like a little quiz.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yeah, exactly, amazing, But they just they're time consuming. It'll
take like thirty minutes, sometimes forty minutes.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I know.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
I on this last one, I almost half paying attention,
So I was getting some questions wrong. I'm like, are
they gonna boot me out of here? They just it
just keeps letting you buffalo through.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Yeah, it keeps letting you do it until you get them.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
These ones even and this last one I did yesterday
didn't even make me redo the question.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Wow, uh, that's great.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I was rolled on through. Now, maybe some of the
questions I got right would have been redo ones, but
the wrong ones I just.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Or maybe it's like a driving test where you can
you can get like seven tests or you know, answers wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
And that's what I was thinking, because I got five
right in a row with a couple of like GUESSI bombs,
and a lot of it is stuff we've been asked
many times, so I could just kind of skim and go.
But I got five right in a row, and I'm
thinking I got I just got back over seventy percent.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
We're good, speaking of speaking of tests. Got a blinking
red blank.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
I see it, I see it. I got six minutes
until I have to deal with it.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Six minutes, yeah, dang, or maybe a little less six
five and change just enough to forget and get a
good ear bleed.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
So we can So this light flashes in the studio
when we're about to get an EAS test and I
have to remember to take my headphones off because I
get the noise. It overrides everything. The EAS tess overrides
my headphones and what I'm pushing into it, and it
just blares the noise into my.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Ears no matter what way around.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
It doesn't matter if I turned the headphones like the
volume down, I guess if it turned the volume down.
But you know, when I'm on the air, I need them.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
You didn't know. You monitor what's happening, right.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
But it just sucks. It happened a couple of times
on The Donkey Show where it just blasted my ears
and I had to scream and yell and throw fit.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Well, hopefully you have enough warning this time. You can.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
I see it, but watch me forget here.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
And you don't know exactly how many minutes do you?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:40):
I can. I'm I can see five minutes thirty nine.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Because it's in.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
It's counting you down.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah, I see, yes see it's right here, Yes it is.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yes, there you are.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
And we are not allowed to that, you know. We
can't even play like if I wanted to put the
aas like noise on a sound effect hot key, I
couldn't do. That's illegal. I'm not allowed to do.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
That, which is a good rule because it would be
very confusing. Is that an emergency? You're like, no, it's
subn o'clock.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Dude. I was on a radio station recently where they
got a bunch of talkbacks from because you know, we
record other shows, you know, for other radio stations in
the country, and yeah, and uh, they got a lot
of talkback messages from people like I heard the as test,
but there was no I didn't hear like, oh, anybody
talk about it or say like it's a test or

(03:31):
is it real? Like what do I panic? Do I
just go on with my day.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Did somebody accidentally air it?

Speaker 4 (03:36):
I have no idea sketchy but it just went off
with no explanation, and people are.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Like, what that's weird?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Oh right, hold on, Marcus. I can't even hear Marcus.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
There he is, you can't.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
I know. I he wasn't being heard on the podcast.
Oh okay, but I don't think he'd been talking really.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
So no, I hadn't said anything yet. But I do
find that that's a funny course of action to find
out if you should panic just to the radio station, no, dude,
just any other way. Like you have a phone, it's
a little computer in your pocket. You're connected, reach out
to any other source. The radio station isn't getting back
to you, right now.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
There's no nobody even there. There's nobody in that.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
If your fear an emergency, just look up maybe or
or you know, turn on a TV. I don't know.
Maybe I'm happy.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
You know, social media will tell you right away because
I did. I feel like, you know, yesterday obviously was
a crazy day, and I feel like social media was
on top of it because I was hearing I was
finding out things on social media and then would hear
them on the news a few minutes later. I understand that,
especially big networks like CNN and Fox, they've got to
be careful and they have to like really make sure

(04:41):
that what they're putting out is true. So you'll see
a lot of other local stations announce things, and you'll
see you know, uh, like the Internet announce things, but
the big that's usually why CNN and Fox News are late,
because they wait until they know for sure.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah yeah, And misinformation can leak through in the social world,
which means that any fact you get, you might get
it first. You just have to like sit on it
kind of like, oh, that's crazy, I wonder if that's true,
and then like a few minutes later you find out
it's true.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Like yesterday. I mean, how many times did we hear
that a suspect had been arrested?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Well, I mean, to be fair, there were two suspects arrested,
but then they both got released.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
But then you have to go through the game of
telephone twice to oh arrested, oh, let go, oh arrested
and let go again.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
I just saw this picture too of I guess it
was posted sixteen or seventeen hours ago, but it was like,
this guy's been arrested for the shooting and it was
just some random kid. It wasn't anybody.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, because like the Internet sucks like that.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Where this was like a legitimate news organization. It's like
a local news station.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
I think the Internet was also doing the Internet version
of Remember back in the day, they would click bait
the article that Robert Downey Junior he had broken down
in Ashland, Ore again and fall in love with the city,
and it's clickbait for people live there.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Totally.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
It is the same thing yesterday, but they were using
sports figures. So they attached Justin Jefferson from the Vikings,
and Justin Jefferson got win that this happened to this
guy and his family and he's paying for everything, and
I was like, well, that seems strange that Justin Jefferson
would do that. Refresh the page. Dan Lanning of the
Oregon Ducks has agreed to pay for everything for the family.

(06:24):
Oh all of this is fake.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Love the Internet.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
I can't the clickbaity shit.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Ooh. It's like and I've been attaching real life people
to it.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I see articles all the time and like, oh, that
sounds interesting, and then I read a little bit more
and a wait a second, this is click It's not,
I know. I just there's so much of it, and
you can kind of tell, like in the the way
they write it. You're like, you're leaving it vague, which
means this is clickbaity.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
I mean they were copy and pasting the exact copy
and changing the name and the thumbnail. So it's like, well,
how I bet you. Because I followed the Ducks and
because I followed the Vikings, I got those two. But
somebody got in New York Giant and somebody got a Steeler.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
And it's so crazy because just recently there was an
article I think on Facebook is where I saw it,
but it was like Dan Campbell refuses to take Elon
Musk's offer to rename the stadium after Tesla, like give
Tesla the naming rights of the Detroit Tigers Stadium, like

(07:22):
there were and obviously it's like it's all bs, you know,
like none of it ever happened, But there are hundreds
of comments and like, yes, under this thing right exactly,
and I'm like it's not even real.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Like it's blows me away at how many people believe
the fake is shit. You know, it's happy you see
a lot more on Facebook. I feel like as boomers
will fall for AI really easily. And and uh, you know,
fake news stories or fake movie trailers, like it makes
me so insane the amount of fake shift that's on
the internet.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Old people, but they're also young people who have failed
to look at history, right, So the problem is it's like, oh,
did you hear about this? No, well that's not a
thing because we have looked at history before, like we have.
Well on both ends, I feel like the people who
never had the Internet and the people who are old,
we're just we're just eating it up.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
And there's so much information. I guess a lot of
these sorry Marcus, a lot of these young kids. Everything
that was happened before they were born. They just don't
care about. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Yeah. And the transition from their generation to our or
our generation to their generation is that when we were
growing up with this, what it was is there was
a lot of websites that we all used, and we
all went and found information at a lot of websites,
and there was a few that you didn't trust. Now
there's a few that you use and all the rest

(08:42):
of them you don't trust. Yeah, it's become it's like
an overload of the of the non trusting stuff. And
you've got kids that are growing up in that generation
now who never were They never saw the transition of
trusted to be trusted not to be trusted. They just
are planted in it as it is today. And my god,
I don't think I could handle it. I don't. I mean, look,

(09:04):
I'm guilty of it. I've clicked on some shit that
I really should not have clicked on. And while it's
few and far between, I have to admit, like it
was stupid of me to even think, why did where's
the logic in my brain? Why am I not thinking
about this critically? And it's because I'm doing the thing
where you don't think critically. I'm on the Internet and
I'm just clicking on shit because it's in my face.

(09:26):
And that's bad, man, that's really bad. Like it's you
try to have self awareness of it, but it's almost impossible.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
And I think we're all guilty of it. You know.
It's not just the young's, it's not just the olds,
it's the there. They are banking on us being impulsive,
and when something is polarizing to us on the internet
or just almost too good to be true, sometimes we
just go click click.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
You can kind of tell, you know, like it's a
lot of stock footage, a lot of generic stuff. And
then also a lot of these fake ones will be like,
you know, they'll try to get it close to the
site that looks legit, so will be like MSN dot
co oh slash blah blah blah. So it just looks
really funky.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
And then there's something weird in there, you know, there's
something that says weight.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
And then I feel like, once you click at your
computer's compromised. Oh yeah, but yeah it is his bonkers.
What the way the last day or two has been.
We did get a couple of text messages this morning
from people like, why aren't you guys talking about the
Charlie Kirk thing. We're trying to be an escape from
all that stuff, to be honest, you know, you know
what happened. Everybody knows what happened. Everybody, I think would

(10:27):
agree that that's an awful thing to do. It's terrible
that it happened.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
But I mean, I think, bottom line, we're not a
news talk station, and you can turn on any television channel.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, if you're looking for someone to debate such topics,
you will find an endless trove of them at the
very place we just mentioned. Social media.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
You don't need us, Yeah, yeah, so we're not going
to just sit there and like debate it on the air.
But it is interesting how they did not find us
the guy yet. They haven't found the guy yet. They
did release some pictures this morning of the of the
sus and that's the natural progression, right, We got no idea,
we found a weapon, we've got a picture, and then
somebody's gonna snag him at a Popeys or so.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I feel like this is what happened with the Luigi
thing exactly.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
And then they find him in a McDonald's or something. Yeah,
sitting in the corner.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
So court, don't you think it's a little insane that
the guy actually got away.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
I mean, it is a bit surprising, but not that
surprising since it was a huge crowded area and every
vamp and everybody, yeah, everybody starts stampeding. And the picture
that they released of the person of interest look to
be somebody who was of college age, so he just
kind of blended in with it.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
He in an American flag shirt, which I believe, you know,
we were just theorizing that that seems like a camouflage
to be in a.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Room, like they're going to catch this guy, I would assume,
and then maybe we'll get some information, maybe he's got
a manifesto or something.

Speaker 6 (11:52):
But I'm sure that's That's what frustrates me about the
twenty four hour news cycle and everything else and people
wanting you guys to talk about it is like there's
nothing to talk about because we don't know anything. We
know what we saw in the videos, but like none
of us are cops, none of us have any inside information.
There's nothing to say other than what's been what you
can see, and so there's you know, you can speculate

(12:13):
wildly but that doesn't help anybody because you say something
that you know, some wild speculation, somebody hears it, says
thinks that that's real, and then it runs with it,
and then then you got all sorts of problems.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
We're the ones spreading the misinformation and that's not good.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
And we just want to you know, we want the
show to be an escape from the drama in the world. Obviously,
fun we want to acknowledge what's happening, like if something
terrible happens, we don't want to sit there and bury
our heads in the sand. But we also want to
be in your escape. There's plenty of places you can
go for all that content. You come to us for
fart jokes, exactly right.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
And it's so polarizing that you know, it doesn't matter
if you write a speech that could have come from
the greatest speech writer of all time, people are gonna
be pissed. And so, you know, it's what my takeaway
is is gross day for America across across the board.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
It was just a nutty day. Obviously that happened. And
then you know, people are still talking about that ORB
that was shot by a hellfire missile that continued to
fly and then the the NASA announcement that they may
have found life on Mars. It sounds like they're pretty
convinced that it.

Speaker 6 (13:19):
Is evidence of life because the life isn't there anymore,
but the what they see, it's only been seen on Earth,
and that's an indication that there were microbes there.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Yeah, so they said on the news, they say they
basically described it as like Mars version of a fossil
here on Earth.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, these are these are footprints of microbes.
So I mean that at some point there was some
sort of life on Mars, and who knows, maybe that's
that's where life came from here. That's always been a
theory that there was microbes on Mars. Mars get smacked
by a comet, big chunk of Mars flies off lands
on Earth, and then now we have Martian microbes. So

(13:56):
I mean that that's that'll be the fun stuff to
figure out, as they are, you know, trying to figure
out exactly where all this stuff came from.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Do you think we're Martians court?

Speaker 6 (14:04):
Oh sure, yeah, I mean, I I think I think
there's some strong possibility that that could be the case.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
They found a Mars rock and like uh, I just
saw this story the other day. But they found a
Mars rock by chance one day.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
Yeah, like a fifty six pound Mars rock.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah, big one. Yeah, it does happen.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah, one that I actually came from Marth.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
So, like they say, they think that Mars was hit
by an asteroid or a comment or something and a
chunk blew off and somehow, yeah, made its way into
our atmosphere, and that the Mars rock it's in a museum.

Speaker 6 (14:32):
I think No, I think they just doctioned it off.
They did, Yeah, I think I think. I want to say,
I saw a picture of it, like three million dollars
or something like that. It just happened recently, that was
in the news. I I forget how much it actually.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Went for, And honestly reminded me of the rock that
Indiana Jones puts on that weight and it's like he
uses it to level it out, to level it out
with the U and then he removes it with a
sandbag or something.

Speaker 6 (14:51):
Yeah, it was there was sand and then there was
but there was the gold statue that was on there before.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Oh I guess yeah. But so so everything I just
said was.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
Yeah, there's no more meaningless right, it's a bag of sand.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well, I just remember a rob great movie and when
that other dude drinks the wrong goblet.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
We're talking about the most the one with the aliens, right,
that's Shyla buff.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
That didn't exist. That one never happened.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
How does a movie with two great directors like Spielberg
and George Lucas make such a shit film.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Because it's thirty years after they were making great ones together.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
Yeah, they were. They were really reaching, That's what it was.
They just wanted to make one more and they didn't
have a good story.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
I also think it's like a little bit of a
like when you get two magnets, Like sometimes two great
things don't go together, you know, George Lucas and Spielberg,
maybe they butted heads and didn't want to step on
each other's toes, so then goodness didn't happen.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
George Lucas is he has a very spotty record. I mean, yeah,
he does.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Outside of his Star Wars stuff, he's really.

Speaker 6 (15:52):
Even the Star Wars like that. He I mean, those
those prequels were not great, the you.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Know the yeah, episode one through three, those.

Speaker 6 (16:01):
Are the ones he actually directed, and they were not great.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Yeah, for some reason thought he directed the Originals.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
No, yeah, he.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Did not.

Speaker 6 (16:11):
There were different there was Kirshnair was one. I forget
who did the first one, and maybe he did the
first one and then the third one. I forget who
did that one.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Course the Star Wars movies, like right away, were they like.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
A massive hit? Yes, yes, nobody had seen anything like that.
It was a special effects of blue people's minds.

Speaker 6 (16:28):
Yeah, the whole story was just absolutely amazed people. They
didn't expect it to be good. Like you see the trailer,
You're like, okay, even.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
When they were shooting it. I don't think they thought
it was going to be good.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
Everybody who was on set or like, this is going
to be garbage, stupid, flat garbage.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
And look they weren't wrong.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
But I has anybody been watching the New Alien on FX?

Speaker 3 (16:49):
I have.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
I haven't been. I'm going to, though. I've heard nothing
but good thing amazing So Aliens right.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Yeah, yeah, I was really impressed by it, and I've
had one person tell me that they absolutely hated it.
And I've come to believe that this person just doesn't
have a brain, because I cannot not watch it when
it releases. A new one. I'm so hooked.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
I'm gonna I'm going to check it out there.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
It's incredible. No, it's it's it's probably the best thing
that Alien has done since Alien.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Does it look high budget?

Speaker 5 (17:19):
I agree?

Speaker 6 (17:20):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's it's it's high budget. I
mean the effects are great.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
That what does it take place on the timeline?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (17:25):
It actually happens before the first movie? I think I
think it's like three years before the first movie or
something like that. It's like real close to the first movie.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah, Okay, isn't this the plot of Third Rock from
the Sun.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Sort of welcome to.

Speaker 6 (17:44):
A ship crashes that is carrying a bunch of specimens
from a bunch of different aliens, not just the Xenomorphs,
but other ones. And actually the other ones are far
more interesting.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Than one of them. Just happens to be Joseph Gordon,
lev and Friends Steward. No big deal. Uh well cheese, Yeah,
it was wild. Yesterday was just fucking crazy. Just crazy.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yep, I know, good times, great oldies.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Yeah, gives me gas.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Ye are chili cheese? One of the other It's either
America or that burrito?

Speaker 2 (18:19):
So are you still you're You're done? With the chili
cheese burrito for now anyway, because I do feel like
since you can get them now and they're readily available,
but are they less special?

Speaker 4 (18:30):
When I got to my last one last night, I
just was like, all right, I've I felt like I'm satisfied,
you know, like I because after a while, you know,
eating the same thing over and over again, you just
get sick of it. I just happened to get sick
of it in two days because I mean I did
eat it, and I had it. I had it what
on Tuesday? I had it for breakfast, and then I
had it for dinner, and yesterday I just ate once yesterday,

(18:53):
but I had I had, yeah, two chili cheese burritos.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
It's funny to me because Chilichies these burritos in my
like my standard twenty something or thirty something taco bell
order in my life, the chili cheese burrito was always
an add on, right. I still got my cheesey Gordida crunch,
I still got my uh my case adia, but the
chili cheese came as like, oh a nice little treat
at the end. It was almost like dessert. I didn't

(19:19):
get to go have one on Tuesday because I had
a birthday dinner scheduled and my mother in law made
Mexican food that night, so I didn't want to spoil
it by filling up on chili cheese burritos. That's a
bad son in law move. But I am headed there
today and I am going off good on chili cheese burritos.
I'm so excited.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
They have the double Decker there too, which is one
of my That is probably my second favorite.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
So what's the difference between the cheesy Gordida Crunch? Is
basically the double Decker but with a Gordida and cheese
stuck to the Hardshell, I.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Don't like that bread. It was. It's fine, but like
I prefer just so it was.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
It was Tickle Me Elmo famous, but it wasn't ever
my my jam. I preferred the double deck.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Yeah, the old schools are just all the classics are
my favorite.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
But you want to know what the cheesy Grdida crunch
has that that is so just nostalgic for me, even
though I haven't been eating it this long. But you
ever take your lazed potato chips, your Dorito's nacho cheese
and put them in like just a regular white bread
turkey sandwich. Yeah, that's the feeling I get when I
bite into a cheesy grdida crunch. You get the soft
and then you get the crunchy, and then you get
all the goodness in the middle. It's like it's like

(20:28):
an old chip witch. Dude, it's got it.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Do they still chill loop?

Speaker 2 (20:33):
They's still chiloop they do?

Speaker 5 (20:35):
Oh yeah, yep, I remember.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
What they don't do is the chiloop at the Blazer
games anymore? Yeah, for chi even though they still after
they pulled it, they still chanted chiloopa.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
Yeah cha loop. I mean, honestly, whoever made that decision
that Taco Bell should be fired because you had twenty
thousand people chanting chia loopa, chia loopa, like at the
end of every game because they wanted the little cards.
So I means, so dumb that free advertising. Twenty thousand
people chanting your product and you're like, Noah, we're good.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
You know how many that's a very very big mistake.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah, but their mistake was such a gain for the
like what I would say, the not even the blue
collar worker, the morning worker who stops at mcd's, because
now you don't have to go to the game. All
you have to do is have the Blazers get one
hundred points and a free egg McMuffin pops up on
your phone, Like if you all you have to do

(21:30):
is have the app. So like that is so say
the Blazers win. I'm gonna say fifty games. That's fifty
free egg mcmuffs. You don't have to go to one game. Yeah.
I don't know where heaven is, but it smells like that.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Yeah. How many years has it been since the Blazers
won fifty games?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
A couple of years whenever Laura bought me that candle.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Shut up.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
We were talking about TV shows. A second ago, a
first teaser trailer came out for Vince Gilligan's new show.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
We were just talking about this, So what is the deal?

Speaker 4 (22:04):
So it's a. It's a it's on Apple TV and
it's apparently a sci fi show and it stars the
girl who played she was in Better Call Sault. She
was she was Saul's girlfriend. Oh yeah, oh yeah, Rita Horn.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
I don't have a real name on her.

Speaker 6 (22:20):
I think it's real Horns.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Unfortunate Diarrhea Horn, remember Diana Ria Horn.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
But she's a. She's fantastic. She's so good, and she's
the lead and it takes place in Albuquerque. So the
short trailer that's out, it's like a teaser or whatever.
It looks like Breaking Bad. And you know, he's he's
got to look, Vince Gilligan's got to look. So I'm
gonna watch it, like, what's the name of it?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
N tv ow he got.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Paid, Oh yeah, and he got in at the right
time too, because Apple TV plus is having a moment.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
It's called Pluribus Pluribusus, and I don't know what it's about.
All I know is that it's a science fiction rama
show written and created by Vince Gilligan, who wrote and
directed Breaking Bad.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
Apple has been doing some great stuff. All these shows
are pretty damn good.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
And it's Ria Seahorn.

Speaker 6 (23:11):
Seahorn, That's what I say.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
So, yeah, she's great. And I don't know anything about
this show except for Vince Gilligan did it, so I'm in.
And then when I heard it with science fiction because
I love science fiction and especially from him, like he's
my favorite writer I think in television.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Are you sure her name isn't Raya Because I went
to high school with a girl who spelled her name
the exact same way, and Rea.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
R h e A.

Speaker 6 (23:33):
I always I always said it Ria, just because that's
what it looks like to me.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
But maybe I would say Raya. We've got to I
see a lot of I was gonna say, you just
want it to be Ria so you can make diarrhea jokes.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
I think it's Raya.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Let me let me look Ria sea Horn so the
I know she's probably not named after this character, but
isn't there a Raya in the late like some of
the latest Star Wars franchise someplace. One one of my
buddy's just named his dog after.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
Her name, Princess ray Up, it's ray Okay, yeah, you
need to believe.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
You know, she got kidnapped by that big lumpy dude.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
No, but well, I know it's not Princess la Hutu
Raya in Star Wars somewhere.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
No, it's Leah.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
It's Leah Leah.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
You you summarized Return of the Jedi so well, and.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
It looks like it is Raya seahaw yeah, court name
or after squirting mud.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
I'll bleep that, please, stupid bitch. I'm not bleeping that.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Okay, all right, you can't call your boss any of
those names.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
I can and I just did, and I feel good
about it. Anyway, we can move on Ray. Ray is
the Star Wars character I wasn't. I wasn't mixing up Leah.
I that's the only Star Wars I know is the
stuff from the seventies. So anything that happened recently, I'm
off ship. But yeah, Ray is what I was thinking of.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
And Princess le jackass.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
So pre what is it called again?

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Plebeus ple buris? What is that? I don't know google it.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
I'm gonna it's not a it's not a made up word.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Maybe it is pluribus. Pluribus means many or more so.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
E pluribus union.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
It's after the Latin term e pluribus union.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Okay, okay, So what does that mean?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
So court can't say it just comes out with a
bunch of Latin.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
I think it means of many one or something like that.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
So what is Okay?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
What does that?

Speaker 4 (25:34):
What can that indicate that the show's about?

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (25:38):
It could be maybe one like big my mothership that
controls everything or is like.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Multidimensional stuff, or well, it really means one out of
many so yeah, it's you're just the one at the top.
I wonder if it's like a.

Speaker 6 (25:52):
Dimension or maybe maybe the aliens are coming here for
our money. They're coming here for our cash, for the
pluribus unim They're they're here for our cash. That's what
it is. They're a steal our money. And theyve us poor,
then you're gonna be no cash.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
We have come for your booyon.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
What if they're here for our resources?

Speaker 6 (26:07):
Who knows, Yeah, we'll have to watch.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
What if they're here for our women.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
We're here for your porn?

Speaker 6 (26:11):
Nobody wants us.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Bengos is great. They're like, nah, what.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
If we're the only universe that figured out PBR and
they're just coming for the beer. That might be a
fun one, Like I could get it. I could get
behind that party. Dude.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
I read a book. I think I've told you guys
about this, but I read a book where Earth discovers
that there are other galaxies out there, other life of
the civilizations, and they've known about us for a while.
And apparently everything on our planet is garbage, arts, garbage. Uh,
you know, poetry is garbage. Everything sucks here except for
our music. For some reason, our music is different than

(26:46):
the rest of the galaxy. And then when we find
find out that the rest of the universe has been
listening to our music, the Earth sues for royalties. That
sounds that's literally what the books do.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
I just read a book called The Humans, uh, and
it's about an alien that comes to Earth and is
supposed to kill this dude who came up with a
formula it would basically like solve the code to like
the secrets of the universe or whatever. But then he
ends up like falling in love with the person he's
supposed to be killing. It's a whole big thing, and

(27:18):
he ends up plot twist or a spoiler alert. Rather,
he ends up staying on Earth and sacrificing his life.
Oh and ends up saving Earth.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Wow, it's like a three body problem. They like that
they would go and kill scientists that they knew were gonna,
you know, things.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Figure things out. Yeah, that they shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
I was doing a little research on Pluribus and it's
gonna be weird because the plot is actually that there
is only one person and that's this author is immune
from a new virus that's hitting everyone. And what that
virus does is it makes you perpetually content and optimistic,
so like you basically go full with the grin and

(28:01):
just your gloss over it.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
And so this person is going to see all this happen,
and I don't know what that means for the longevity
of the show, but it's kind of a cool jump off.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah, that's interesting that, like, hey, hey, Tanner.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Can you believe all this stuff's happening? And I look
over and you've got this shit eating grin and everything's fine.
That's scary.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
It's kind of creepy too. I can smile, you know,
we just look up and smiling.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
It's gonna be a sketch.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Well, all right, I'm in. I don't know when it's
When is it gonna come out?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
November November this year seventh with a two episode premiere.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yeah, nice, I'm into it.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
You and the whole season though, will only be nine episodes,
But that's all you need.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
That's all you need. Eight to ten is all you need,
because anymore than that it starts getting convoluted and boring
and they're stretching fucking love scenes out because yeah, I
hate it. Eight to ten episodes is all you need.

Speaker 6 (28:51):
Although with Alien Earth, I could take like forty.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
But is that good? It's so good. Well, I'm excited.
I'm going to check it out based on your recommendation,
and if it sucks, I'm going to blame both of you.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I can't wait to see Joseph Gordon live it.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
What else is that it for us?

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I think that's it?

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Sure? Yeah, I mean we've got a big day tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
We do Bacon and Beer. If you're listening to the
song September eleventh, twenty twenty five, Bacon and Beer's coming
up tomorrow, a decade of debauchery. It's all going down
at the Elks Lodge in Milwaukee, and it's brought to
you by Quantum Fiber. We've got a lot of tickets
to give away, a lot of surprises. We have a
trip to Vegas to give away, and a karaoke contest.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
So much bacon, so much fun. Yeah, get there, Marcus.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
There's a karaoke contest between everyone on the show tomorrow,
and the listeners will decide who's better. Like you've heard
Druce and karaoke for me, you and I used to
do songs together. What who do you think will win?

Speaker 5 (29:44):
It's all gonna come down to song, Choyce. That's what
karaoke is the only reason you guys and I and
I think Drew and I had a couple times where
we sang on the stage together. But Tanner and I
we had two songs and we found our niche right,
and we wanted to be in it every time we
were there. So you guys find that song. I think
it's gonna be neck and Neck. I will say this, Laura,
you probably don't have a chance.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Man.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
These guys are seasoned professionals. We used to do this
every Tuesday night, religiously, so much so that they would
have our songs waiting for us up at the stage
and we didn't have to fill out a card.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Well, Laura's a train know this is your competing. We'll
keep this in mind, Marcus, that Laura is a trained vocalist,
even though I'm not.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
I'm not really doing anything to use those skills.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Yeah, we know she's uh, but she was trained, but
we've never heard her sing. It leads me to believe
that maybe she's lost it and just wants us to
think that she can still sing.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yeah, I've never said I could still sing. I haven't
done it in a while. Aside from like karaoke night,
it makes you.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Feel any better. I feel like I've lost the love
and feeling in my voice. But we'll see if I
can find it tomorrow morning for three minutes.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
I hope. So to be fair, I don't think. I
don't think I'm gonna win.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
I don't think I'm gonna win either. I was thinking
beef Water is probably gonna win because he's doing love
while I won't say it.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
I see, I was banking on him getting last and
the rest of a sleeping fine.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
I hope you know, maybe you're right, but I could
see them giving it to him.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Just because Yeah, because he's like, oh, I'm just gonna
totally annihilate the thing. I'm like, I want to tell
him ahead of time. Try though, don't make a mockery.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
Yeah, you figured out how like how this is being
judged exactly, Like I know that you're out, but it's
just like crowd applause or because then because then you
could just it could just be whoever you know, people
like the best you want, you want like some sort
of form that people like judges.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Can fill out, And should we have a panel of judges?

Speaker 6 (31:25):
Yeah, I think you should have like a panel of
you know, five listeners. Okay, they're gonna sit there and
judge you people.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
That's fine, we can do that. Yeah, okay, you've got
to be one of them.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Though, Okay, I don't know about that.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
You don't like that, all right, You're you're all three
of you are pitchy dog Court.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
You're okay. So we'll have like four to five listeners
and they'll have like randomly drawn it's like what like
they hold up in numbers.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
Yeah, we got like a one through ten or like
whatever they Okay, yeah, I mean where they write it
down a piece of paper, so you don't know what
your score was until.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
After the film is public mockery.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
We'll do that.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
That's tomorrow. Bacon and Beer, a decade of debauchery. I
can't believe we made it ten years doing Bacon and Beer.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Sure it's the last one.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
How long is this? How long has our show been on? Court?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Here?

Speaker 1 (32:07):
It's well, no, which installment? I got here November like seventeenth,
twenty fifthe And I only think.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
I was here about a year or year and a
half before you got.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Here, because I only know because our anniversary is the
exact same age as my kid. That's why I her
ten balloon is our ten anniversary balloon, right, so it'll
always as long as we're in this installment.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
So how many years have you been here?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Ten?

Speaker 4 (32:30):
So I've been here eleven.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yeah, wow, Yeah, Laura's been here almost four almost four years.
And for anyone who got it twisted, we did another
decade too, but it was somewhere else.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
So, by the way, one last thing, there isn't one
video or a photo rather in the slide show that
features Marcus in a Santa costume, and I was wondering
what that's all about.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
That was I think the only time we did a
Christmas edition of Bacon and Beer, which I really want
to do another one, but he was He came up
as bad Santa and we had listeners sit on his
lap and he just just royd.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
This is Sean sol COmON hey and Marcus. You'll know,
is this the one where Sean Britt lost his mind?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Yes? It is.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Yeah. In the I e Ash shirt, Sean Britt, one
of our listeners who's building the Keg Force, showed up
in a giant bright pink I mean like you could
see it from space pink and black letters, big giant
all caps, black letters. It said I eat ass.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah, just declared boom.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
I think that was also the one where you had
the quote unquote magician. I forget the guy's name that
came in.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah, Silky's spinning Twisty twist Twisty.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Yes, he came in and remember twisting It was just awful.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
I never heard from that guy again.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
I see him one more time. He showed up to
the grand opening of a grocery outlet and he did
make a He did make a balloon dog for my
kid one time, so I will give Twisty that.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Yeah, sift Twisty, Shifty Twisty is when he came after that.
It took forty minutes to make that. I felt bad
for him because we gave him a chance, and you know,
balloon pop. It just it was a mistake, but it
happened in front of everybody live on the.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Air, and it and no backup balloon mistake.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
It was very cringe. But you know, he was a nice,
very nice guy.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah, and I'm sure Shift he's doing fine.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Everyone has days like that.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Yeah, it's not what it's not supposed to happen when
it count when like when it counts.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Sometimes it does, you know, that's what nightmares.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
You guys picked a couple of the biggest dudes to
sit on my lap that day too, Like there was
a couple of three hundred rounders that well, big John,
but there was a bigger guy that sat on my lap,
even bigger than Big John. I don't remember his name.
Nice guy, but you couldn't see me when he sat down.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Yeah, we did the big one so you wouldn't get
a chub.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
And then when Sean Bridge, Sean Bridge, he said backwards,
didn't he He sat like, yeah, he went, he went.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
He went nut to nut on me. That was not fun.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
He lasted all eight seconds up there too.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
It was great. All right, we'll see you tomorrow for
bacon and beer.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Buy you've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine the brew dot com.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
May God have mercy on all of our souls.