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Speaker 1 (00:05):
You are listening to the Tanner, Laura and Casey podcast.
Listen live weekday morning six to ten on one oh
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you listen to podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
It is Tuesday, November eighteenth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Tan or Laura and Casey. We are live.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
H It is a cold one this morning.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Actually it's like the coldest one I felt like we've
had since you know, the weather started to change.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
I agree. You can tell it's cold when I get
in my car, in my seat warmers in my steering wheel,
heater come on automatically.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah right, ahad you suffer. Mine just takes a long time.
Oh you'd like to suffer.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
I wrote my windows down. I drive here with my windows.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
It was so cold this morning that it took my
car a little bit to like, you know, get the
heater going.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
I'm shivering halfway here.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, but we made it and just be safe because
I would, I would imagine that. And you know, because
it started in my car when I got in, it's
ad thirty nine degrees. When I made it on to
like a few the backstreets to my neighborhood, it said
thirty seven, and by the time I got to like
the road down the street, it's at thirty six. So
just kept dropping. I don't know what the hell, but
so just be careful. There might be some wet patches

(01:12):
on the road. You know my fore Runner, man, when
the roads get wet, tires slide around.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
I mean, yeah, you'd think that that would not be
the case. Maybe you need any tire.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
You need to send a strongly word to email with somebody. Well,
the car is fairly new, right like I should.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah, but I know how many miles do you have
on it? We've had this conversation. I don't changes and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I don't remember how many miles it's got on it
right now, not that many. But you know, maybe I
do need to change the tires, but.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
It doesn't seem it happens.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I feel like it happened right away. You know with
my last fore Runner too, the tires just kind of
slide around on that. Yeah, I don't I don't know
why it does that, but uh, you know, just be careful,
is my point. Yeah, you know, you know, you know
when you are doing a roundabout and they where they
connect the cements together, like the blocks there's like a
little metal piece. That's where you go. That's where you're
slide if you're not careful.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Ditch man, I wanted to make a ladder about you.
I wanted to make a joke about your little waddo,
but like, you don't have a little ladder. I don't
have a little lad It wouldn't have it wouldn't have
made sense.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
People send me that that video all the time. To
stop sending me that I don't have a ladder on
my four rudder. Oh you got a whittle ladder, and
you whittle for I wanna. I don't know. I almost
got one, but I don't.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
But I guess the ball tires.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
That's Summergloughlins Everley text line. All right, so coming up today,
we've got another set of kersh On knives to give away. Yeah,
they're the outdoor pack. They actually hooked us up just
on the show with some not what you're getting, you're
getting the cool stuff. They just gave us some swag,
like I got a one of these bamboo cutting boards.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Now, oh yeah nice. Now you can really slice and
dice some stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Laura said yesterday that she's learning how to cook more
so she just she just without even asking, she goes,
I'm taking the knife.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Guys, I come and do it. The knife. I asked
us it. If if y'all want one of these, you
can take it. But I want it.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, as she was putting in air bag, See anybody
want this.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, So we'll have your set coming up here at
seven thirty this morning. If you want to win ninety
one nine seven. That's a McLoughlin Cheverlet text line.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Let's do this.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Let's stories.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
It's time to go around the room and share. We
think the biggest stories of the day are LORI.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
You want to go.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Yeah, this is a huge story. Actually, if you are
a fan of KFC, they are trying to insert themselves
into Thanksgiving with a new meal called the Extra Crispy
Festive Feast. Oh yeah, bitch. Instead of turkey, you get
a bucket of chicken along with a flight of three
different gravies. I don't know if they're trying to make
that sound fancy or what. Three grat three gravies. So

(03:46):
for twenty five bucks, you get eight pieces of chicken.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
That's my rap name y'all, it's three great.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Bravyes, you get eight pieces of chicken, two sides of
mashed potatoes, four biscuits, and three types of gravy. Those
are brown, white, peppercorn, and self chadar.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
That sounds so good.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yeah, so I guess I like KFC.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
I don't care anybody says there. Their potatoes are the best.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
The sides are real good. I don't not trust the chicken.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
The chicken is good. Crazy. My last chicken was so
greasy from KFC.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's what it's supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
It was. It was soaked, I asked.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I asked them to dip it and more grefore you
give it to just just cover it with about a
gallon canola. I really like KFC, and I don't eat
it a lot, but like everyone's all get a craving,
especially when it's cold, when it's cold outside, like that's
when I crave hot, hot food like that.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Well, now go go get some this is this festive feast,
and try three new types of gravy.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Now they do have that bowl, you.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Know, but my my recommendation is just get the popcorn,
chicken on the side, the potatoes on the side, maybe
some corn if you want, and then mix it together.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
I like doing it. Doing it myself. I mean, I
haven't been to KFC in a fairy long time, but
I feel like sometimes they go overboard.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well, one day, Loria, you and I and in case,
we're all going to go off to the KFC and
have a little show date.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
All right, okay, show you had to eat like a
real slob.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Deal run a train on some popcorn chicken oik?

Speaker 3 (05:14):
All right, Well, I think the.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Big story is USPS announced yet more price increases. You know,
I just told you a few days ago your holiday
shipping is going to be a little higher when guess what,
We're just going to make that permanent in twenty twenty six.
So yeah, customers can expect a six point six percent
increase increase for Priority Mail, five point one percent for
Priority Mail Express, seven point eight percent for USPS Ground Advantage.

(05:39):
I didn't know there was this many shipping options. But
the price cycle will take effect to January eighteenth.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
So yeah, all we got to talk to downtown Teena
Brown about this.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Look, yeah's she works at the post office.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, maybe she's got some answers on it.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
I don't know, but this is just about the shipping,
So your actual postage is not going to change. Because
they just increased it from seventy three to seventy eight
cents in July, so they can't go back to the.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Well quite this soon.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
But Postal Service said the price changes are part of
the agency's ten year plan to revitalize itself and become
financially stable. We both know that's probably not going to happen.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
And uh, well, you know, it's getting to be a
greeting card season and I'm about to spend about one
hundred dollars on the stamps, so I'm keeping them afloat.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
I feel like it's just a matter of time before
Amazon takes over the.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Post No, that's so sad right out.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Here, doesn't it seem like the natural progression though.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
I mean, I guess Amazon's probably helping the Post Service
stamp business. But so I like going to post the
post office.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, Laura likes doing things like an old lady.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
You know.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
I like the way the post office smell, and it.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Does have that that og smell reminds me of being
a kid. But my grandmother, yeah, she used to go.
I remember walking to the post office and standing in
line to get a roll of stand roll of stamps,
you know, and There's also a bunch of old ladies
in line also send sending mail to their.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Remember my and grandma and whatever, buying stamps just from
the checker at the grocery store.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, just have them in their catch.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
And they are like, you want a book of stamps
and I'm like yeah, and then it's just like a
one like sheet. I'm like, this is not a book.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
I think.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
The big story of the day is if you use
door Dash, I got some bad news.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Door Dash has been hacked.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
The company says hackers got their hands on some names,
phone numbers, and email addresses, also some physical addresses in
its database. The incident was discovered on October twenty fifth.
The online food ordering and delivery company insists that this
type of data is not sensitive because it doesn't include
things like social security numbers, just your home address.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
You're fine, not a big deal.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
They say that crook's got got into it when an
employee fell for a social engineering attempt. Oh no, it's
not like almost like what that casino did in Vegas.
There they remember when they just picked up the phone
and that's how the whole Vegas hack happened.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
B rre you checking my door Dash account, seeing if
I don't use them, I don't know if.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
I have DoorDash thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
I'm like, that's weird. I mean, I know I drank
a lot last weekend, but I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
That sucks when things get hacked.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
I mean, it happened to me at the restaurants at blastore,
a shop at they. I just got a letter in
the mail saying, hey, our database got hacked and your
account was in there.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
And that's frustrating to me that it's like they go
through all these like checks and balances so that you
have a password that's seventy two characters long, and they're like, well,
we got to protect your identity, and then everything just
gets hacked anyway.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, and that's what's scary too, because you know, you're
buying things from some of the vendors online and you're
giving your credit card information.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
And you're just assuming that they're I'm sure it's safe,
but like.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
I don't know, Like who knows I'm buying a statue
on the internet, and who knows where my credit card's going?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
A wolverine. Now I don't have any money in my account.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
I mean wolverines are pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
I mean the Marvel wolverine.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Lord, Oh, I thought you meant like the animal.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Yeah's gonna start breeding wolverine out of his garage.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Not badass.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
All right, coming up in a few minutes, we're going
to check those talkback messages. I see him coming in,
and we got some from yesterday talking about some of
the things that we discussed that we didn't get a
chance to get to.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Right, we'll get to you're listening to that Tanner, Laura
and Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Happy Tuesday. This guy's been a hold for a few minutes.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Hi, good morning.

Speaker 7 (09:15):
I called you got Blast Wednesday when you talked about
the McRib.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
Yeah, and he lived.

Speaker 7 (09:20):
I told you about the website with the rib locator.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, yeah, like find my McRib or whatever it was.

Speaker 7 (09:27):
Yeah, they do have them at Jansom Beat.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
I saw that there's uh, there's a McDonald's on eighty
second that's got them too.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
I got right up the street at the title.

Speaker 7 (09:36):
Okay, so there's a couple of places. Yeah, but they
weigh strengthflation. The patty is like half the five.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
You should protest it is.

Speaker 7 (09:50):
It's totally all right, guys. That's I just wanted to
want to know.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
All right, thanks man, appreciate that. Yeah, I did see that.
I drove by random McDonald's the other day and it
said the mclarib was back.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
It's so weird that they're like, oh, limited, limited stores only,
and then they're everywhere.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Well, I think we're going to creep into the holiday rollout.
They'll just be everywhere, right, some people bringing it back
a little early.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
I've never had one.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Ali My girlfriend the other day asked me if I
had one, and I said no, I don't think so,
but maybe I should try it. I mean, it doesn't
look great, but if people go crazy for it every
time it shows up, maybe I should give it a shot.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
I mean, I think it's definitely an acquired, acquired taste.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
I think you're the inn.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
You're out on the mcgrib. I don't think there's a
middle ground. I don't think people kind of like the mcrip.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
I think we should bring some in here. I think
I should have a McRib.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Tasting and done sounds. Let's order some this morning.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Done door dash it exactly.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
They just got hacked.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
You wouldn't be able to until ten thirty.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Wow, because it's a lunch there.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
It's why I like Jay and the Bee Man because
they'll serve lunch all day.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
It should just be the rule, like you should, your men.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
You should. If I could get a two cheeseburger meal
at eight in the morning at mcde's, i'd happy, for real,
I would love that. Anyway, that's just maybe.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
Actually a side note, maybe I can sweet talk to somebody.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
So ninety one nine seven is our McLoughlin Cheverlet text line.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yesterday we were talking about the best bottle to pee in, Yes,
when you're on the road, you know, because we were.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Reading a story about this guy who crashed his car
got a duy because he was He crashed his car
while peeing into a Budweiser can.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yeah, a can, they're so Also, who is drunk?

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
You need to have laser precision if you're trying to
hit a hit the mouth hole of a can.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
So much can go wrong, right yeah, I mean those
things are really sharp, so the edges. Anyway, So he
crashed his car while peing into the can, and so
you know, clearly a Budweiser can not the best bottle
to pen So let's let's hear from the truckers who
listen to the show. You know the guys who drive
for Amazon and deliver things all day long. What is
the best bottle to pen? We got some talkbacks that

(11:57):
we didn't get a chance to get to yesterday.

Speaker 8 (11:59):
Hey, Buke druve the riffer here back in the day's
driving old one ton Chevy Betchee.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
You know, always have a few beers after work.

Speaker 8 (12:12):
I had a sparks can, it's one of them energy bears,
and traffic was stopping go, so I was actually had
to stop, but I peeding the.

Speaker 9 (12:19):
Can while I was driving.

Speaker 7 (12:21):
But yeah, gotta do what you gotta do.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Moran brew crew.

Speaker 6 (12:24):
So here's what you do.

Speaker 9 (12:25):
You drill one inch hole in the floorboard of your vehicle.
Get a rubber stopper so that you can plug it
up when it's not in use. When it's in use,
you take about a one inch piece of hose about
three feet long, stuff it down in the hole, and
you a oval funnel and you have a universal urinal

(12:47):
for you and your wife traveling we're not in use,
plug it with the stopping and you're good to go.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Jail for the both of you.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Honey, the funnels ready, I'm double with it. You need
the funnel.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Yeah, you're taking it next level when you're drilling a
hole in the floorboard board of your vehicle.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
In maguver of p Tu.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Yeah, that's oh my god in heaven. All right, Well
you do what you gotta do.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, man, I hear it.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Let's go to the fund real quick. It's Tanner Laura
in Casey, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 10 (13:17):
Hey, it's Captain Daniel here, used to works on back
in the day. And uh, yeah, the Gatory bottle is
the go to the mountain dew one with a good
call for sure, But the Gatory bottle, Yeah, you gotta
have the wide mouth.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Okay, that does make sense.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Many people have said gatorade bottles, and that's honestly what
I think would be the best.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
It does seem like it's got the best diameter for
the job.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
It's a little big for me.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
In the mountain wide mouth.

Speaker 7 (13:45):
I was like, wow, that's old school right there.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah. Thanks, man, I don't like the way you say
mountain do wide mouth for some reason. It makes me uncomfortable.
Thanks for the call, appreciate it. More of your text
and callbacks coming, you know what I'm saying coming up
in a second.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Hang on your list. The Tanner laure Casey podcast happen Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
All right, Friday, it is going down Tanner Lauren Casey's
the second ever happy hour. It's actually happy hours because
we're gonna do it for two hours.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
It will be happy Yeah, the hell or high water.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Between four and six pm, we're gonna be at Satellite
Tavern or Satellite.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
What is it tavern? Yeah, that's correct.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
I haven't been there yet, Laura has Casey, you have.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
I've never been. I've driven by it about a thousand.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Times, though Laura says it's pretty awesome. I hear they
got great pizza. Well, we're gonna be posted up there
Friday afternoon between four and six pm, and we're just
hanging out. Man, We're not we're not broadcasting live or anything.
It's not you know, it's not like a bacon and
beer exactly. It's still gonna be fun, but you know,
this is for the people who can't make it to
the B and b's, and you know, who either can't

(14:53):
make it because of work or just can't make it
because like Pewboy, he can't wake up.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
It's very early in the morning.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, so uh yeah, we're gonna to be hanging out
at Satellite Tavern, and we have these tickets for the
cores Light silver seats, which are the probably some of
the best seats in the house at the Motor Center
when you're watching the Blazer.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Get comfortable for.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
Sure, right, I mean, look, you get your own space.
You don't have people walking down your aisle to get
to their seats. You get your own little fortress of solitude. Yeah,
right there at the Motor Center, with chilled cup holders,
with a phone charger, with a nice table in front
of you to put your nachos or your dogs.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Those delicious popcorn. I always get popcorn at the Motive
I don't.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Know if I've known anybody that loves popcorn the way
that you love popcorn. You will not wait in the line,
but you will wait in the line for popcorn.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
And I'm fascinated by it.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Because it's weird, because I don't really love popcorn at
the Motu Center and I have to have You won't
rest until you've got it, right.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
I have to have it. I can appreciate that, and
it sobers me up a little bit because after you know,
and it is forty dollars two beers for forty bucks.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
But nevertheless, four seats we're giving away and winner take all,
so one is going to win them all.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Right, So you could take your boys or your gals,
or you cannot tell them at all. Just take you
for your family if you.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Want to go alone, and just go alone.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
And the whole thing yourself.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yeah, just take turns one quarter per seat. You can
just move there, you go, just.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Be a little.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
The people around you that are look at.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Your peasants, stop looking at me. So come on out.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
It's gonna be a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
On Friday four to six, we're gonna be at Satellite Tavern.
So what's you, Laura?

Speaker 3 (16:22):
You've been in there? What's like?

Speaker 4 (16:24):
It's a good jillion times. I got a lot of TVs,
a lot of TV's one of my favorite games. When
I go in there. They have a big mural behind
the bar of like people who have some sort of
Portland connections, and some of them are obvious, but some
of them are not so much. And so maybe maybe
we can turn this into a game, be like, name
the Portland Portland Connection.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
You got Tom Peterson on the wall.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
If they don't, actually don't, I will have words with someone, Okay, don't.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Well, you can bring down.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
You have plenty of Tom Peterson pictures and you can
bring one.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
Down for this slap it on the wall behind.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Tom Peterson pictures signed by Beef Water.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
There you go. All right, the best prize of them all.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
So coming out Friday, yeah if you if you can't
make it to Bacon and Beer.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Now, where exactly is Satellite Tavern fifty one o one
North Internstate Avenue.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
All right, yeah, so it's not it's not far from
the motorcyle.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
And it's right off the I five pretty much.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
It's easy to get to.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
So you know, they don't have a parking lot, so
it would be street parking, so planned for that. But
other than that, it should be smooth sailing. I'm looking
forward to crushing some pizza, hanging out high.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Fiving, right, and you know, we haven't had a good
meeting with the meeting, a good hang out with the
listeners in a long time. We'll get together, and I
know the show has gone through some changes and a
lot of people. You know, we're kind of shocked at first.
We get it. We were two and this is kind
of a place where we can all regroup and uh
and and we appreciate the people who are still supporting

(17:48):
the show. So so you know, come.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
On out and don't leaves hanging.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Don't leave us hanging. If we show up and there's
like three people there and one of them's cube boy,
Hey this chere right, it's in the afternoon, and there's
a chance true, and there's alcohol there.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
That's a good point, very very possible.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Uh oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
All the info on line brew dot com.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
This text from eighteen.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Eighty says, how in the hell do I get those
tickets for a concert? Casey Beefwater Bay.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
I'm not sure what concert there, referring to vague and confusing.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
I mean, first things first, check your email.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
This one says, I don't understand this. People are born
into certain things. I was born into into the desert.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
I I don't know, maybe I missed something. Oh we
were talking about, I mean ages ago, we were talking
about what were you born into?

Speaker 2 (18:38):
But that was My son just raced the Baja one
thousand in Mexico, and that's how the race car drivers
pee when they're racing one thousand miles exactly with the
funnel and the hole and the floorboard.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Okay, okay, all right, and.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Then she said people are born into certain things. I
was born into it.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
I don't know whatever.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Oh I see the desert racing and I love it.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Well, look, I would think that you would need a
very wide funnel. That is, if you're trying to pee
in motion driving through the desert, you're gonna pee.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
All over your You're gonna pee all over yourself.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
It's gonna be the bumpy umpy Yeah, it's gonna be
a bumpy ride. You need a wide funnel.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Sound all right? More? He calls Docborcks coming up.

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Speaker 4 (19:38):
More? We're professionals here.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Were you squat down when you do that?

Speaker 6 (19:42):
All right?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Sorry, I feel better, but yeah, And about thirty minutes
a Kershaw Knives gift set, so we'll play.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Are we gonna do.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
What are we gonna do?

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I don't know. Whatever you want to do? All right,
the world is your oyster.

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We'll figure it out. We mind just do the same game.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
You know we should play? Is you know that game
where you put your hand flat down and then somebody
stabs between your fingers.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Why would you want to play that?

Speaker 4 (20:06):
I don't know. Giving away curse on live absolutely, I
figure that's.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Top watching you watch an alien la playing poker in Chinatown. Yeah,
it's probably not a good idea, but we'll figure it out.
In about thirty minutes, we'll have that for you. Also,
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Speaker 2 (20:35):
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Tanner Lauren Casey's Happy Hour are going to be taking
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Friday afternoon, and we are giving away four tickets to
the course Light Silver seats to see a Blazers game.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Do we know which game it is?

Speaker 5 (20:53):
I believe it is New York, but it's written on
my calendar and I don't.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Have it here.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
I think it is the next I think I'm ok.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
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for you to be in the cours Light Silver seats,
which are the best some of the best seats in
the house at the Moda Center. And yeah, well we'll
send you there. You just got to come on out
Friday to our happy hour, have some drinks with this,
get some food. Yeah, you know you can rub Casey's
big man boobies.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Yeah whatever, what mostly.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Don't just like, don't just offer that up for people.
I mean, he's not a zoo animal.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Can only are zoo animal?

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Left the party?

Speaker 3 (21:30):
The right one is a little temperamental, all right, very good?

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Eight six six four four five.

Speaker 7 (21:38):
There it is.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
It is time for another tyride Tuesday, Casey flutter already already, sir.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
I know that the weeks have been flying.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
By a field ready. I mean, every day is a
tiree Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
It's already seven o four, like this morning's cooking, so
every Tuesday, casey uh throws a little tirade about something
that is really kind of point listen, meaningless, Like what
was last week's tirade?

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Something about people saying obsessed?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Right, Yeah, I don't like it when people, you know,
they say they're obsessed with stuff. I don't like a
lot of I thought of you a lot of problems.
I got a lot of problems with people doing stuff.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Okay, one at a time. I over the weekend, I
thought of you because I was at a suit party. Yeah,
and the host brought out these dishes and she goes,
oh my god, you guys, I'm obsessed with these dishes,
And all of a sudden, k was in my head.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
You would have heard a door close and a car
start right there.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, you're ruining all the good things for us.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
All right, Well, what's your tirade today, sir? This week,
I've been thinking about it.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
The holidays are upon us, Thanksgivings right around the corner,
and that just made me think that we need to
gather everybody around here and have a little honesty session
and deliver a little hard truth that parades are stupid.
All right, Okay, and don't get me started on the
Thanksgiving Day Parade. I mean this saying it is a

(23:01):
three hour secing of the soul with marching bands.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Yeah, but that was also his big balloons.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
Well, you bring out a very good point there, Laura.
Every year millions of Americans voluntarily wake up early on
a holiday. I might add to watch giant helium balloons
wobble down the street looking like our favorite cartoon characters
got hammered on moonshine for what tradition nostalgia a chance
to hear a lip SYNCD musical number from a Broadway show.

(23:29):
I have no plans to see. It's fun for the kid, please.
The floats are always sponsored by some corporation pretending to
be there for holiday spirit, when all they're doing it
is rolling a forty five foot billboard down the street
pawning their wares for Christmas time. We know what's going
on here under the guise of gratitude. Forget about it. So,

(23:50):
and don't forget about the announcers. They just delivering lines.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
With oh god, they butchered us when they came through
with a tone of like they're describing carpet tiles.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah, like we were in the Starlight Parade and then
we would, you know, each like street Corner, there'd be
different announcers and they would just butcher.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
The last time we were in it, it was awesome.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
There's there was that one dude.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Yeah, but the year before Yeah, but so are you?
Is this specifically the Thanksgiving Day parade?

Speaker 5 (24:17):
The maze thinks, I mean, the Thanksgiving Parade bothers me
because like this is like on you know, it's a
big one.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
It's on TV. Millions of people tune in for it,
and for what, you know what I mean, just to.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
Have something on while you're you know, you're peeling potatoes
and arguing about when the turkey's gonna get done.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
That's exactly why you keep it on.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Nobody's watching it.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
For who turns on the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and
like sits down and pays attention. Nobody. But it's always on.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
It's like a tradition.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
It's but it's like, okay, but it's like football. It's
like a football game.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Come on, that's the worst.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
I mean, that's I don't know how you can even
compare the two. So anyway, I think that, yeah, that's
it's the biggest achievement of the parade. Is it gives
a distraction while we're doing other things to sit down
and not watch it. So, but it's been on TV
for you know, one hundred and forty seven years, have
I mean, I don't know. I would like to watch

(25:12):
maybe an infomercial on the Slap Chop instead.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Look, we've already seen the Slap Chop infomercial.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
But look, you know what I love those Like what
was it I think it was it was nineteen ninety
seven when the barney the barney float like deflated.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah, it's the that's the only part. It's like watching NASCAR,
like you're watching NASCAR for the rex.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
You watch the parade for the chance that a balloon
might just slip out of somebody's hands, come untethered and
take out six families in a brass brass section.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
You can tell it's so windy this day. I've got
the video up over here. Here's a giant barney in
nineteen ninety seven. Oh man barney, and he's the wind
is blowing them all over the place.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
He's struggling. Uh oh.

Speaker 11 (25:53):
Uh oh.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Then it's going down almost skip ahead a little bit
because at some point, like it pops oh no, Barney,
there it goes. It's ripped out.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Worst case scenario, it's ripped in half. No, look at that,
and nobody cares. This kid's just kids, just screaming in
the stream.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
So anyway, but see, that's what I live like live television,
you know, because whether it's a parade or it can't
hide it.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
When things go wrong. Think but yeah, the Thanksgiving Day parade. Yes,
it's festive, it's beloved, it's multi generational. It's also a
perfectly good waste of time. So don't worry though it's
it'll be on again next year. We'll turn it on,
we'll act like we watched it, and we'll you know,
pretend that we cared.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
But we're not the same as every holiday tradition bf Water, I.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
Mean maybe, but I don't know anywhere. Happy Thanksgiving Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Another Tyrede Tuesday from k C. B. Foightter Bay.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
He hates parades, and keep in mind that he's the
one driving us in all the parades that we're in.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
The next time you say, next time you see caseybefowter
Bay and a parade, just know he hates his life
and he doesn't want to be there.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
And we're second and we are seconds away from being killed.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
It's because of a parade that I stepped in human poop.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
I will never forget it.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
I will never forget.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Is that the same air on those day they poked
their hat in the tent. They're like, hey, yeah, what
are you doing about?

Speaker 3 (27:11):
They said, oh great? He walked into their house, like
I'm this, I'm on his street, lady, like you saw you?
Oh great?

Speaker 10 (27:23):
Like I just.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Roostered their front yard.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
You again, what you're doing in my house?

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Sir?

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Well there it is.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
What's your tirade? For tirade Tuesday? Eight six six, four four,
five one five nine is the phone number? God, Casey
worked out and.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Now I got a little hot, get a little hot
in the pits, such a curmudgeon.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
You can also send us a text message at ninety
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It's not what you said, it's how you looked at
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Speaker 1 (27:58):
You're listening to that and Laura and Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Happy Tuesday. All right, it's a tirade Tuesday. Casey was
just throwing a tirade about parades. He hates him, doesn't
like parades, thinks there are a waste of time, pointless.
He just doesn't like fun. I get it.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Look, ask anybody about last year's Thanksgiving parade. Nobody's going
to tell you anything about it.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
Yeah, they can tell you Santa Claus was in it,
because he's there every year. They can tell you that
it's amazing. I could probably get Snoopy is in there
exactly at that point, is ain't nobody watching?

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Bet you there's a Marvel character or something. I mean,
maybe like a Disney princess. Yeah, some singers singing, some
some bad limps.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Maybe Ariana Grande will be on a float singing something
from Wicked.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
Oh I actually got while the music's rolling and the
MIC's down by her waist.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Yes, well who cares.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
They don't even trot on the on the parade. Look,
you got me all hop with game. So what's your
tirade this morning? Eight six, six, four, four, five, one
five nine.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
You can also shoot us a text message on a
McLoughlin Chevrolet text line at nine eighty one nine seven
or a talk back through our iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Let's get to these texts.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
This one says from thirty forty nine, Sick of these
a holes that blatantly run red lights because they're more
important than everyone else. Rage, especially when it's three or
four cars that just blow through the red light.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, that's dangerous man.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Man.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
You know what's funny though, is that And I think
I've told this story before about living in Colorado that
was just standard. It's like you the light turns green,
and you wait for another five seconds because you know, yeah,
people are blowing right through that red I.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Always do because this the city is notorious for last
minute red light stragglers. You know, like it's it's red, but.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
They're gonna go anyway.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
And you always want to wait because don't want to
get clipped, don't get t boned.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Well, especially out here.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Because there's so many lights, Like going down Pacific Highway,
for example, there's so many lights like, and you have
to wait through them, usually more than one time. So
like when that opportunity comes to get through it, like
you're not gonna sit there one more time?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Nah?

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yeah exactly, So maybe just like.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Lay up on the lights zero two nine zero says
do people not understand that even though they have their
running lights on, they have no tail lights whatsoever? I
know today's technology our v vehicles allow us to keep
our headlights on all on, all the time without running
our batteries down because they shut off with the car.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Yeah, I do not understand why that's still an issue.
I see it all the time.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
I saw last couple of days, I've seen people driving
down I five with no headlights and yeah, and this
is a.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Huge complaint for me. Every time I go to get
my oil change, because I keep mine on auto, so
it's like when it's dark, my lights come on. When
it's like, they turn off. When I go to get
my oil changed, without fail, they always turn my lights
all the way off. And so then I'm driving down
the street at nighttime thinking my lights are on, and

(30:53):
then I get like flashed by someone coming out and
I'm like, who turned my lights off?

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Where do you get your oil change down?

Speaker 4 (31:00):
If any any like Jiffy Lube, Valvelen, anything like that
last time I went.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
I'm stopping by all of them on my way home
today and we're gonna, we're gonna get this turned around.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Yeah, they will never turn.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Your lights off.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Tell you, I'll tell you who didn't turn my lights off? Fine, folks,
cheap of aggression. When I take my cheep into the
service department, there always leave my lights off.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
It's very good plug bing ban All right, we got
some talkback messages coming into our iHeartRadio w AP. Download
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Speaker 12 (31:30):
Completely agree, parades are an absolute waste of money and time.
They're pointless. There's nothing interesting, there's nothing different, there's nothing exciting.
It's just a complete waste of everyone's time and money.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
I think so people are agreeing with you, Casey.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
This text from eighty seventy five says, thank you beef
Water for making me spit out my coffee laughing this
morning with your parade hating rant.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
All right, my work's done here today.

Speaker 6 (31:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
More talkbacks of the app.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Hey we're crew. Yeah, I got a tirade. Got some
climbing too.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Oh uh.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Black Friday sales.

Speaker 13 (32:09):
So I've been looking for a microphone and they're saying
it's Black Friday it's the same damn price it was
two weeks ago, but they're pretending it's all on sale
and it's a bunch of crap.

Speaker 11 (32:22):
I'm sick of it.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yeah, usually Mike's that kind of stuff, doesn't it's rare.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Then they go in So so is he saying that
they're inflating the price to then drop the price back
down to the think regular price.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Well that's what I that's how I took it.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yeah, that's offensive.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
And if you're doing I think that guy's doing, like
trying to do stand up. Yeah, just give an fifty eight, dude.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
I bought an s M fifty eight off eBay two
months ago for forty bucks.

Speaker 10 (32:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
I think like maybe like Facebook marketplaces or eBay, maybe
that's that's the way to go for that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Let's go to one eyed Sean good morning when I'm Sean, Hey.

Speaker 11 (32:54):
Good morning guys. You know what, Laura, I have a
bone to pick with you. Why the whole autumn at
a headlights? Yeah, that's that's half the reason why people
when it's cloudy outside and it's raining like cats and
dogs and they don't have their lights on. It's because
the sensor in the car thinks there's enough wide outside

(33:17):
that they don't need their damn light zone.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Well, not all of us are driving around with one eye, Sean.
Some people can actually see.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
I mean damn.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Oh, I got.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
He's got a point, though.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
They do tell you to leave your lights on all
the time for safety, even during the day.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (33:35):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 11 (33:36):
It's not so you can see, it's so other people
see you. Yeah, yeah, I have one.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Like when it's always cloudy and raining, I always you know,
mind they're automatic too, but if they're not on them,
just make sure they're on in the rain.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
But that's it. But not like, not like during the day,
like at two pm on a dry day.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know about it.

Speaker 11 (33:57):
To make sure when it's raining and cloudy and it's
her cat coming down, make sure you automatically turn your
hand or turn your lights on manually.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
The last thing Sean needs is the love of his
life getting smashed up in a car.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Run All right, look, I will, I'll do better.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
I'll do better. Yeah, I mean, Laura, he's trying to
keep you safe. Isn't that attractive at all?

Speaker 4 (34:24):
No, because he's not trying to keep me safe. He's
trying to keep other people safe on the road. He
just said that. He's like, it's not about you being
able to see, it's about other people being able to see.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
I mean, I think, and I also feel like if
you were crashed into you would be affected by the situation.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
So I think he's looking out for you too, Laura.

Speaker 11 (34:39):
It's a double D sword. If people don't see you,
then you could possibly get in a car accident.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
You know what makes you think that I can smash
into me?

Speaker 3 (34:48):
I don't care. Yeah, what does John Cena do? I
can't see him anytime.

Speaker 10 (34:53):
All right?

Speaker 2 (34:54):
I think you want on Sean and once he starts
doing wrestling references, it works every time. Oh my god,
there's another one. Seventy six to seventy five, says John
c in a final match on Raw. That's it, now
what that's my tirade?

Speaker 6 (35:05):
Now what what?

Speaker 5 (35:07):
I didn't see too, John cyon a references that was blood.
I'm just saying we both threw it out in the universe,
right then.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
I'd like that mapp guys are on the same wavelength.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Fifty twenty six ninety two says I spent weeks searching
for casht Squatch, but never found him. Well he'll be back.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
I gotta keep trying.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
We'll be back. He's elusive, but he's out there.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Some people win right away, like the first try, and
then some people will take some weeks.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Look no further than mcdee he's one one twice. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know how that happened.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
This one says, I agree.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Beef parades are useless. Yes, not just Thanksgiving parades. All
parades are a waste of time. I'd rather stay home
and have a couple of beers and smoke some meat.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Look, we could hang out then, then.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
Don't go to the parade. I just like, I'm not
really a parade person, but I'm not griping about it.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
I care, but I just know not to go downtown.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
You don't have to go to the parade to be
affected by it. The parade in my neighborhood every year
it shuts down the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Remember what happened that one guy who saw that the
roads are shut down for you?

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
I'm gonna turn this into a video game.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Oh my god, I wonder do you think in prison
he listens to us on the radio and gets angry.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Don't is he in prison in Oregon.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
God, I hope I would imagine he's in Oregon.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
That dude who ran through the parade. Well, if you
are listening, man, thanks, bro, appreciate it. That's your psychopath.
But do you appreciate your listening?

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Shout out to yellow Wolf? Yeah, big up to yellow Wolf.
It's Tanner Lauren Casey on one Fie.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
You're listening to the Tanner Laura Casey Podcast.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
I'm so hungry this morning.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
I just I woke up just on one, just one
to eat. And so, uh, we broke down and ordered
McDonald's this morning. You see what it's gonna be, and
I'm pretty excited about it. Oh, they're picking it up
right now, so it'll be here soon. And dude, this guy,
our uber driver picking up our food. His name is Daniel.
He's gonna twenty one thousand deliveries with a one hundred
percent satisfaction.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
Boy, he better keep it straight because if he thinks
I won't wreck that record, try me.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
No, how dare you?

Speaker 3 (37:10):
How dare you?

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Dare you?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
So we got these guys, got a couple of mcgriddles,
and I got a sausage.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Bisy, can we bring this up here you can interview
o uber driver.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Yeah yeah, I mean a rating with over twenty one thousand.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
I want to know his secret.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Tanner showed me his picture. I'm not sure he can
make it up here.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
It looks like Gandalf a little bit wabe.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
That's why he's a wizard.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yeah, don't insault uber driver our food.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Oh he's I doubt he's listening.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
All right, we want to know you never know this
morning what your tirade is for Tirade Tuesday, because Casey
has had it with parades and we're coming up on
parade seasonally.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Right, No, we're not coming up on parade. We have
one parade coming up one.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
The record, it's too many, one too many.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
All right, let's go to Let's go to line one first.
It's Tanner, laur and Casey on a tyree Tuesday.

Speaker 6 (38:06):
Good morning, Good morning. I love parade.

Speaker 7 (38:12):
I will take my kids to every parade that we can.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
They're fun, right, you know, I mean back in the day,
they're a lot more fun when they used to be
able to throw out camps.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
I want to say the one gripe I have about parades,
it's like, let's just let people throw can.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yeah, well they don't want to pick up the garbage.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Well, and also they don't want kids running out in
front of like parade floats.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Oh yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
They do it anyway, believe Yeah, if my kids, I
probably wouldn't go to a parade honestly. All right, Well
there it is.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
So she's she likes it, but for the kids. So
she's kind of in the middle between you guys.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Well you didn't have to call and yell about it.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Well that's what to say. It's all about beef water.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Thanks for the call. We appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Let's go to line two. Hi, it's Tanner, Lare and
Casey on a tiree Tuesday can.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Okay, it's got a little skirt. We've got some text
messages coming in.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
This one says from thirty forty nine, And here I
thought I was the only person in Portland who hadn't
won cash squatch.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Uh yeah, a couple of people haven't, so keep trying.
Most people have, though, so stop complaining.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
They're not. They're just stating.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
In fact, zero two eighty says my tirade is Casey
enough said very nice? Thirty six seventy three says my
tirade is people that don't like parades. They are fun,
festive and bring people together and then are a nice
family event. They don't occur every day, only on special occasions.
Just enjoy it and forget about it later. Yeah, and
you don't even have old trusty grouch that.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
I was gonna say, Okay, but still it fits.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
This one says, uh oh, they're tired. They're tired of
fat thor is on a diet. He goes, I'm so
sick of this stupid die. I'm I'm tired of it.
He's been on that thing for like a year and
a half. Like, you're doing fine, you lost a bunch
of weight. Just go in, go into maintenance mode.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
You know, fat thor plateaus, you know sometimes it's going
for a couple of weeks. This has been for over
a year now.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Yeah, but it stuck there.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
He's doing fine, a bunch of weight. Yeah, all right,
we stop y all in casey Wow. I mean he's
over here crying about it. You did fine, he was successful.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
We have some talk back messages coming in on a
Tirade Tuesday. Down load her heart radio app and once
you have the Bruce streaming, press them.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Like the phone button, good morning. My tirade is that
Laura doesn't run the show. She did an amazing job
on Friday they did actually, and I think we need
a nine Laura and nobody show.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
Wow, that's quite an endorsing.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
I sent Laura a text on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
What did I say? I said, uh, you did a
great job. I thought on Friday when I was out
sick and.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
He said, don't take my don't take my job, and
I said, it's too much standing. I like my I
like my little seat over here.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Yeah, there's a lot standing.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Yeah, just was about an hour and she's like, my
back's killing I know. And then Bee thought. I was
like is that ause you're standing or because you're old?
And I was like, how dare you?

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Well it's yeah, he's got a point. So I think,
what we're gonna do, you know, like if I ever
am out or whatever, We're gonna let Laura host.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
What Casey with you?

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Casey Na sounds like I'm gonna need it.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
No, you can, you can be here or not.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
It's fine, No, no, I'm not doing this by myself.

Speaker 6 (41:13):
All right?

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Coming up in next Actually, we're gonna play the Rotten
tomatoes game for your chance at a Kershaw Knives gift set.
It's a really nice outdoor Kershon Knives git set, and
I mean the thing's valued at.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
What fifty bucks more than that?

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Pretty awesome. We're looking for callers ten and eleven on
the phones right now. Eight six, six, four four five,
one oh five nine is the number and we will
play this right after.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Ram Jam Boom Black Benny Ba Ba Blam.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
TANNERLR and Casey on the bro you're listening to that Tanner,
Laura and Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
All right, Just a reminder that Friday, it's our second
ever happy hour. It's for the people who can't show
up to our bacon and beers and the people who've
been supporting the show through all this the struggles we've
been through all these years, and and you just want
to hang out and you know, meet some listeners who
can't come to bacon and beer and give away some
passes to the Blazers when they take on the Knicks.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
I think they're going to be playing the Knicks.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
So we've got your passes for the cores light silver
seats Friday afternoon and we're gonna be at Satellite Tavern.
All right, between four and six pm, so come on out.
You know, we'll give away those seats to somebody who
shows up and you'll get the whole pack. So it's
a four pack of tickets. Noise, Yeah, noise. So we'll
see a Saturday. Sorry, no Friday. Please don't go.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
I mean you can go, you can go on Saturday.
I'm sure there will be fun and games happening on
Saturday as well, but we won't be there.

Speaker 6 (42:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Yeah, Friday, between four and six pm. Satellite Tavern all
the info at one oh five nine the brew dot com.
It's not time to play. They're Rotten Tomatoes. Rotten Tomatoes
is the site you go to to check the reviews
on TV shows and movies. I use it, I think
probably daily. You know, if I'm going to check out
a new movie or show, I always go and look

(42:55):
what the' Rotten Tomato score is. Yeah, and they're usually
pretty accurate. Sometimes I feel like they're off, Like they
say Back the Future two is rated lower than Back
to the Future three, and I just think the person
who said that should be.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
So.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah, we're gonna give you a couple of movies and
you're just gonna have to tell us which movie is
rated higher on Rock Rock to box, which nobody calls
it that.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Let's go to.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Brian in Portland. What's happening, Brian?

Speaker 5 (43:22):
Oh, not much out on the field working.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Where what do you do?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (43:28):
I mean it's pools?

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Oh yeah, all right, main it's pools. Yeah, at different
There are a lot of people who had pools out here.

Speaker 10 (43:36):
Yeah, all the upper class.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Oh it's like I'm just in the list.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
What's the most famous person's pool you worked on? Uh?

Speaker 7 (43:48):
Bob Lampfere Uh car dealer.

Speaker 14 (43:53):
Yeah, I go to his house.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
There's a few.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Yeah, Bob Lambfeir.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
He can't still be alive. Is he still doing his thing?

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (44:03):
Yeah, Bob Lampard Jr.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
And the old man I think is long gone.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Okay, all right, dude, Well before we play this game,
the rot Tomatoes game, what is the last movie you watched?

Speaker 6 (44:15):
The New Tron?

Speaker 2 (44:16):
What'd you think.

Speaker 14 (44:18):
It was?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Not?

Speaker 4 (44:19):
It was?

Speaker 10 (44:19):
All right? Did you not?

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Like you?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
I haven't seen it. I just I've refused to put it.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
I refuse if it's got Jared Letto, I'm out, Wow,
all right, I'm just saying he's uh he's box office death, right.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
I mean that that is true, especially with like like
other movies, other roles fine, but like the superhero movies
like Stop.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
He's good and ensemble, but I don't want to see
him in the lead.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Yeah, like Requiem for a Dream Dallas Buyers Club.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Sure, all right, here we go, dude. You gotta get
at least three out of five to win, and if
you lose, you have to listen to us give your
kershawn Knives gift set to somebody who did absolutely nothing.

Speaker 6 (44:58):
All right?

Speaker 2 (44:58):
All right, dude? Which movie is rated higher and Rotten Tomatoes?

Speaker 3 (45:02):
The Lion King? And I'm assuming this is the original
Oges and or The Jungle Book?

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Also the original.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
The Lion King?

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Is The Lion King rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes? Got
on Rotten Tomatoes. The Jungle Book only has a eighty eight.
I thought it'd be in the nineties at least, all right.
Which movie is rated higher on Rotten Tomatoes? Brian Rocky
or Cinderella Man.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Rocky is Rocky rated higher? Ratty Good? All right, dude,
you get one more, right, and you're in. Which movie
is rated higher? Racing Stripes or Sea Biscuit.

Speaker 7 (45:57):
Seabiscuit.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Sea Biscuit rated high on Rot Rot Tomots.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
That seems impossible.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
That's a sweet No seat biscuits got a seventy seven percent.
Racing Stripes is a thirty three percent.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Racing Stripes is an American class.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Honestly, I didn't even know what racing stripes was, but
I was looking for another horse movie and I was like,
this one looks this one looks silly.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Little Bobcat Goldwight. That's fantastic. All right, dude, hang on
the phone.

Speaker 8 (46:25):
Man.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
You just got yourself a Kershawn Knives outdoor gift sets
worth over three hundred fifty bucks.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
So it's pretty nice gift set.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Man, Hang on the phone. Thank you, guys, No problem,
we'll hook you up with it. Well, you have another
set coming up tomorrow morning, same time.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
You're listening to the Tanner, Laura and Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
It's one O five nine the Brew Tanner, Laura and Casey.
All right, we've got a major concert announcement, y'all. Wo Yeah,
just found out about this this morning. Super excited.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Man.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
The first time I saw these guys was at this
same place. It was called something different time. Oh, let
me just get ready, I get some indigestion now for
this announcement.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
It's a big announcement, right, It's huge. I mean it's
the biggest announcement we're gonna have all morning.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
It's huge, huge.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
God, I wish I had I need to have that
on a hot key.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Yeah, why don't you, I know, I don't know. I
got this one China, I think.

Speaker 10 (47:20):
All right.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Coming to town Saturday, September twenty sixth at the Cascades
Amphitheater one oh five nine, The Brew welcomes the one
and only Motley freaking crowd.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Motley Crue Saturday, September twenty six at the Cascades Amphitheater
with Tesla and Extreme ticket Stream.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
What I what? I know? That's I mean, I'm just
I can't believe it.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Oh true.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Amazing tickets are on self Friday at ten am at
Live nation dot com.

Speaker 6 (47:55):
So true.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
There it is Motley Crue.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Fantastic come out, watch them rock it out. Watch Vince
nearly seventy three hot docs. Is this their ninetieth final tour?

Speaker 10 (48:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:06):
I mean, how many times are these guys are gonna
go on tour? And says the money's tight tour.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Yeah, all right, I could buy that.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
I've only seen Malty Crue once and it was a tour.
It was the first final farewell tour and it's the
one where Tommy Lee was on the roller coaster machine.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
That was cool.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
I saw cool and he went up upside down and
he was drumming.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
I wasn't even a Motley Crue fan really until I
saw him live. You ever have a band like that
or Yeah. I didn't really into him until he saw
him live, and You're like, these guys are badass. I mean,
Vince Neils an idiot, but I liked the band well.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Tommy Lee's great. I met him before and he was
couldn't have been more fantastic.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
I've met. The only one I've met is Nicky six,
and he was also.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Nikki six and Tommy are really nice people. I've Those
are the only two i've well, no I saw. I
talked to Vince on the phone too. They'd be hung
up on me.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Yeah, but everyone else.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Is really nice.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
We kept talking about sandwiches and he was like, well.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Yeah, he just got buttered. We've been through the story
over again.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Tommy still still feels like, yes, I know, I'm still
buttered about it. You can tell it's still no.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
I'm fine.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
I I you know, I know he probably guaranteed doesn't
even remember it, but I remember him trying.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Sure, he's had all sorts of bad interviews and yeah,
but I you know.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
I will never forget the time Vince Neil tried to
get me fired from my radio job. And I'm going
to wear that as a badge of awe.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
For sure, you know what I mean, Like I got that.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Who else can say that?

Speaker 3 (49:20):
I got this guy so chapped that he called the
radio station the business office.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
That's why, like him or his people.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
I heard it was him, but I didn't hear it myself,
so you know, wow, it probably was his people. I
can't imagine him making the call that was breathing heavily
into the phone. I put down a hawk dog for
this anyway.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
See, this is exactly why he called the business office. Yeah,
inappropriate comment.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Coming up next, we want to know, is there a
skill that you wish you had? Like I wish I
could work on cars. I wish I could fix my
own car. What's a skill you wish you had?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
You're listening to the Danner Lauree Casey by guess.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
You know.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
I went camping the valley over the weekend and there
was I had this like weird thing with my car.
It's fine, but I thought something was wrong with it.
And you know, but I'm looking at it, and I
don't know what I'm looking at. Like I'm looking because
I hear it sounds like grinding metal, right, but it
was just because it was wet outside, and I think
it just the shocks. I don't know something.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
But every time I stood on it, just it felt
it sounds like grinding by a lemon.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
No, I didn't, I know, like you got ball tires,
you got a grinding sound in a two year old vehicle?

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Well, it's I was.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
I don't know if the grinding is the best way
to describe it, some sort of odd sound, right, yeah.
And and so I'm looking under the car, but I
don't know what I'm looking at. I don't know what
I'm looking for. Even if I see what the problem is,
I don't know that it's going to be it. And
I just thought to myself, Man, I wish that was
a skill that I had, Like I wish that I
could just open the hood of an engine of a car.
You know and and just be able to do everything

(50:52):
that with that engine that needs to be done. You know,
I can change an oil and change tire, or change
a tire and change.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
The change it. I can oil. I can change one.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Hole, change one oil.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
But no, I can do those simple things. But like
I can't you know, I couldn't change the transmission or something.
I couldn't fix the age for sure.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
It's funny that you say that, because over the weekend
I stopped to get gas and there was a woman
probably my age, maybe a little younger, and she just
pulled up in this beatter Ford Ranger truck.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Yeah, and uh, she had.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Her hood popped and she had like the the rag
hanging out her back pocket, and she was poking around
and I could tell that like she knew what was
going on. She's like, all right, whatever this situation is,
I'm going to take care of it myself. And I
was like, man, like I wish I could do that.
I kind of I want to be that girl who
just drives around in like a nineteen ninety one.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Ford Ranger or whatever and just like kids call it
bad bitch.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Yeah, I want to be a bad bitch.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Yeah, But I can't handle her business on her own.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
I can't even change my own oil.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Wow, you most definitely could change I could.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
I just have never done it before.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Well, that sounds like we got to do it on
the air.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
We've done this once already.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
We did it with the time and you succeeded.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Yeah, but somebody, this would have to be a tutorial
because I don't even know where.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Laura's oil check.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
That's I think we give you a YouTube video just
like last time, and let's let's see how you do.
Oh all right, we'll put a pin in this and
come back here next time. But yeah, and I was
thinking about it, like I wish what I could do
more than anything, even more than like being a mechanic.
I wish that I had the skills to build a house,
you know, like Court built a second roof on his
home himself, by himself. He didn't have any help. I

(52:27):
wish that I could do that. I wish I could
have just say, you know, I'm going to remodel my
kitchen and I'm going to do it all myself. I
wish that I had that skill.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
Well, I mean, I think if if we want to
do what we probably could and maybe it's not going
to be as good as you know, the pro when
they come out, because they know how to do all
the little tricks to make it look awesome all the time.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
I remember when you were a kid and you go
to your friend's house and his dad like, yeah, fixed
the kitchen and it looked terrible.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
I don't want to be that well.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
I mean that just goes to show the craftsmanship of
that dad, right, Like, I mean, it might take you longer,
you could probably do it.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
But yeah, I think my friend's dad was a little
bit of a drunk.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
He's like, why is everything crooking? But I to Beef's point,
I think you're probably right. It's like, if you wanted
to learn how to do something bad enough, you probably could.
I think it's a matter of I don't want to
take the time. I don't want to get my hands dirty.
I don't want to go through all the hassle. I'm
just going to hire somebody else.

Speaker 10 (53:21):
To do it.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
Yeah you know.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Yeah, Well I don't know, man, maybe I maybe I'll
take a class or something someday. But as there's two
skills that I really wish I had, you know, construction,
you know, wouldwork stuff like that and being able to
fix my own car. But I have none of that,
and I just throw money.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
At the problem.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Yeah, like you know, it's done right.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
So what's a skill that you wish you had?

Speaker 4 (53:44):
You know? Is it?

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Maybe maybe you wish you knew how to code so
you could just come up with an app and then
sell it for a million dollars and move on to
the next one.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
That'd be nice.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
I'd be read right.

Speaker 10 (53:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Eight sixty six four four five one five nine is
the number you can shoot us a text message on
our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line at nine. Laura, what about
you is besides just you know the engine thing you
were talking about a second ago. I wish I could
play any instrument. I wish I because like when I
was very young, probably like five, because it was before
we moved to Michigan, I played the piano. I was

(54:16):
in piano lessons. Yeah, and uh my piano teacher, miss
miss Felti. She told me that I wiggled around too
much and that I had Antima pants, So I didn't
like that very much. I also wasn't really good at
like looking at like reading music, even though I had
just started. So that's something that I would have learned
I would I played by ears, so if I didn't
know the song, I was just like done for you know.

(54:38):
So then after we moved to Michigan, I just never
got back into piano lessons and I wish, I wish
I would have kept taking par that's an instrument, your vocal.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
I mean, I can't really sing that well anymore back
in the day.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
But like I heard Laura Riff in the studio sometimes
and she can.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
Just call me Aretha baby. No.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
But I think I don't base it on that.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
But I I promise you you can say I do
wish that I I was able to play a musical
Instagram for sure.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
I think you can play drums. You got long limbs,
Casey B. Foughter Bay, what about you?

Speaker 3 (55:09):
So I feel like I wish I could drive a boat,
operate a boat. And it's hard. It doesn't seem like
it's that hard.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
I'm not any good at it, which is crazy because
I come from like a boating family, Like everybody, everybody
button me knows how to drive a boat.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Yeah, and I'm just not any good at it. Well,
dat are we talking here? We're talking like.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Any kind of boat I'm talking about those people that
are really good that can just like turn that thing
sideways and just butt it right up to a dock.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Like that's not an easy thing.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Because you can say make it. They always make it
look so easy, but I'm sure it's not.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
My dad's amazing at it. My dad is a certified
boat captain.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
My favorite videos are when you see a guy struggle
and ends up pick up ins.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
Up in the water, yeah, and just crashes the whole thing.
So I just, for whatever reason, I didn't pick up
that skill. And it's like same with you on the
mechanic side of it, Like I can fumble my way
through something, but I'm not like a confident mechanic, Like
I got to do my research watch from you to
videos and I'll tackle it. But I definitely wish I
had a little more knowledge in that department.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Right, No, I hear you, man. Ninety one nine to
seven is our McLaughlin Cheverley text line. Got a lot
of text coming in this morning. What skills do you
wish you had? Excuse me, just I just ate a
sausage biscuit.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
And oh my goodness, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
This text says Laura's Oil change sounds like a porno movie.
Thirty eight twenty six says Tanner. I can assure you
us who built houses don't know what the hell we
are doing either.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Don't say that I don't want to hear that. Well.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
I do follow this guy on TikTok who's like an inspector,
and from what I gather at, I think this guy's right.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
You see some wild stuff on there's a new construction.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Billion dollar homes, crazy just thrown together. Twenty four eleven
says I grew up on a commune, so my skills
are just being super resourceful. So I'm like a jack
of all trades, from canning food to being a resourceful mechanic.
I'm not exceptionally great at all those things, but I
can do. I'm medio mediocre, I feel like, and as.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Long as you know enough to get by, like that's
all that matters.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
I like kind of being a jack of all trades too,
Like I can do a little bit of a lot,
but none of them really well.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
This one says.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
I wish I could learn how to sing too. That's
from twenty four to eleven. Here we got Laura thirty
forty nine says Laura I can give you free piano lessons.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Cool, you's got to go on a date with me,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (57:25):
Wampam, Yeah, I want to be tickling the ivories and
known some if you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Seventy nine says I'm a drummer and I wish I
could play guitar. My sausage fingers just can't do it.
Bing bong oh.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Fat Thor says A skill that I wish.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
I had was a face for radio. It sucks being
so handsome and every woman's type.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
I know, yeah, I get it.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Yeah, Fat Thor is a ladies man.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
I mean, have you seen the guy?

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Yeah, got some talk back messages coming in through our
iHeartRadio app. We want to know what uh what skill
do you wish you had? Down't know that happens, send
us a.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Message to that.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
Hey, guys, big mon, Hey, if you want to learn
about automotive stuff, go to take some automotive classes.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
They have them in the night time, you know, or
they have them in the afternoon. You can go to
Clockness or go to PCC.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
There.

Speaker 15 (58:22):
You know, there's basic Automotive School, automotive skills class.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
That you can take. Maybe well, maybe i'd be cool.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
I want, I mean time for that right now, though
maybe I could.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
Meet some men that way.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
It's possible, all right, more your calls and text coming up?
What skills do you wish you had? I want to
tell you about the Advocates real fast. These guys have skills,
and their skill is making sure that the insurance companies
pay you every cent that you deserve. When you're in
an accident, and you know, recovering from an accident, the
only thing you should be work, you know, worried about
and focused on, is your recovery, not the drama that

(58:54):
all the insurance companies like to bring. And they're gonna
say they're gonna take care of you. They say that
you're in good hands, But the truth is you are
just a number to these insurance companies and they're gonna
try to do anything that can to not pay you
because it hurts their bottom line to pay you out.
So reach out to my friends Ken and Donnie at
the Advocates. They're not gonna let it happen. They're gonna
make sure that the insurance companies pay you every cent
that you deserve. And so you can just focus on

(59:15):
your recovery and getting back to normal. Even if you're
not sure. If you have a case, reach out to
Ken and Donnie. Tell them your story because you might
be sitting on a gold mine and don't even know it.
They've gotten over one hundred million dollars for their clients
because they're so good at what they do, and they
don't even get paid until you win. So check them
out Advocates law dot com. Tell them Tanner sends you
the next time you're in an accident. You need more
than an attorney, you need an app.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
You're listening to that Tanner, Laura and Casey podcast, I'd
be Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
So we were talking about skills that you wish you had.
You know, I really wish I knew how to like
build houses and remodel things. God, I wish I could
do that so bad because those guys also make a
ton of cash.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Yeah, start watching this old that's where you Norm McDonald? Uh,
Norm Abrams?

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
I think McDonald a comedian rest but I mean, I'm
sure he was really great at DIY projects.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
I'm sure did we have Norm in the studio?

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
I don't know if you did. You're lucky man.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Yeah, you I feel like maybe for you anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
So, yeah, I really wish I knew how to remodel stuff.
I also wish, and I kind of mentioned this earlier,
I wish I knew how to code. You know, after
I watched the Social Network the Facebook movie, I was like, damn, man,
these nerds just sit in the rooms all day in code,
and next thing you know, they're they're millionaires.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
I really feel like you would be able to learn
how to do that too, But I feel like I
would be so bored. I don't think I'd enjoy it
at all.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Yeah, it's not another language.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
How fast those dudes type. Holy cow, dude. I was
watching a dude like he had some weird keyboard that
was like broken up into three things, and he's just like,
it's like the people that are doing inventory at the
grocery store and you see.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Them like, get that deal on their hip. Tell me
your version without telling me, God, you're gonna have I
don't know how you do keyboards. That's a way to
tell me you, Yeah, exactly, Well there it is.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Yeah, so what's a skill that you wish you had?
Ninety one nine seven is our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line.
You can also send us a talk back message through
our IHET radio app. This one says, I'm a mechanic
heavy equipment on I guess he's a mechanic for heavy equipment.
And I never work on my own cars. I'm an adult,

(01:01:24):
I have an adult I have adult money. I pay
for the convenience these days. That's fair, and that's pretty
much what I do, you know. But it's just like
a thing in the back of my head. What if,
like the world goes could put and it's walking dead
status and we're all fighting for our lives and we're
having to do things ourselves. But I don't know how
to do anything.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
I feel like the people who know how to do
that stuff either learned it out of necessity or just
like enjoyed tinkering around with stuff. Because like newer cars
now it's like all electronics and computers, and so I
feel like it's less fun to work on a new
car than it was.

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
They make it almost impossible for you to work on
a new car without having modern technology, like geek squad.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
You need yeah, specialized computers and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Twenty four or sorry, I already read that. When this
one says, fifty eight says Tanner.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
I'm with you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
I can do all the simple mechanics on my truck,
but I don't have the patience to do any of
the big mechanical things.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
But I wish that I could. Yeah, it's like with cooking,
Like I wish I could cook, really could cook.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
I did don't have the patience to learn, that's the thing.
I'm sure I could, but I just I want to
eat right now. You know, I end up munching on
the ingredients and.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Stuff, and I feel like, because I used to say
that all the time, like I can't cook. I can't cook,
But like anytime I try to cook, everything turns out
just fine. You know, it's just a matter of wanting to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Yeah, well, baking is a different story.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Baking is well, how dare you? But baking is a
different story because baking is like very You have to
get every measurement right. The temperature of the ingredients has
to be just right. Cooking you can kind of and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Those cookies you made for but my cookies were good
and you had them all they were off. They were off.
There was just like a big ball of cream in
the middle.

Speaker 4 (01:02:59):
Yeah, that's there were supposed there was supposed to be
a ball of cream in them at all.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
They were.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
They were pumpkin cheesecake cookies.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
It was dirt with sugar on it.

Speaker 11 (01:03:06):
You know what this this?

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
This one says a skill that I wish I had
was to be on the radio. Oh no, you don't
it don't And trust me, it's really not that hard.
You could do it. Anybody listening could do this.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
That's true.

Speaker 6 (01:03:19):
Maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
I mean, you know, people are always like, I don't
think I have a good voice. Doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Have you heard?

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
Yeah, it's about a communication.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Dude. I hate my voice. Like I'll hear replays and
stuff and I'll cringe.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
Man, I'll turn the radio. I'm like no.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Yeah, Like if someone's in the car and like commercial
comes on, Oh my god, hate it. I was at
a Target once and the commercial came on for like
Comcast or something, and I couldn't get into seasonal fastening.
You have a section.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
This one says I wish I could paint.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Yeah, I wish I could paint too. I wish I
could do anything artistic, draw, paint, any of that. But
I cannot.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Uh, you can't do anything now, I know, can you draw?

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
Just said that I can't. No, like I can No,
I really can't.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
We should have you, like draw something and we'll put
on the website.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Just play some let's say pictionary.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Can you draw better than a third grader?

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Pictionary on the radio?

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
That's gonna Yeah, it's perfect. It's a perfect radio bit.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
We've got another talk about coming into our iHeartRadio app
Morning Bird Crew.

Speaker 14 (01:04:29):
I guess if I had to wish I was better
at something, I would say time management, so I could
get everything done that I want and need to get done.
And one day turns out just get blasted and put
out fires all day, and then by the end of
the day, I'm just tired. Man, I don't have any
more time for the rest of it. So I wish
I could manage that time a little better.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
I feel like time management. Who's the comedian. It's like
the older you get, there's no time for anything. I
think it's Chris rock ORSONBO.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
I don't know, but that I can relate to that. Yeah,
uh this, uh, let's see. Oh here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Eighteen eighty says my whole family works on race cars,
and they hate working on new cars because of the electronics.
It's really hard to find a good mechanic that can
also do electronics these days, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
I guess that's true. You're gonna have to well a computer.
Don't want you to work on your own cars. They
need you to bring them back to the dealership.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:05:20):
I hate that, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
I also hate as that your car comes with everything,
but you have to pay to unlock it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
That's so dumb a video game, It's Yeah, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
I don't know why that feels like such a criminal
move to me, Like.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
Yeah, because it's like I just paid for this to
be here, and now it doesn't worry.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
That's why I wish I was a hacker. But just
those things, right the hell?

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
It feels like when you have a button and it
doesn't do anything, that something's broken, you know what I mean?
Like it feels like everything should work.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
But I mean, you've paid for the car. Yes, the
parts that are in the car are already.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
There, You've already installed it. All you have to do
is why is.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
There a conversation about why it should be working or
not working? Yeah, you've bought the car, you own the parts, Yeah,
they're yours. Well you tell us, you tell the car dealers,
can't I got I'm working that with a lawyer.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Thirty forty nine, says sidetrack. But since you guys aren't
currently doing any cheers or jeers on Friday, uh, can
I randomly cheer you guys for helping me at the gym.
I'm the type that if I didn't have something to
listen or watch, I wouldn't be able to focus to
actually do a good workout. So listening to you guys
in the morning helps me focus and kick ass at

(01:06:23):
the gym.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Hell, yeah, man, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
I guess he's not the stranger I spotted the other night.
I just went up to a dude and just helped
him bench he was benching. I stood there and just
spotted him for a minute.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
Then I moved on, Yeah you do that, Jim God, dude,
Case is a gym pro.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
He's lying, Lord, he didn't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
Oh look, just stand there and just watch him for
a minute and be like, you need a spot or what.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Honestly, I can imagine him doing that though. He's like
you good, I'm going to hit the sauna.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Yeah, talking like he's doing him forever. But they just met,
all right, Case, Well, again, you're a strange guy.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
That is true about with the not having something to
listen to. If I don't, if like I forget my
AirPod pods or something, and I'm going to the gym
forget turn right back around ago.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
I'm not doing this deal breaker now.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Twelve thirty five says I want to learn how to
weave fabric. Oh oh wow, make their own clothes.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Or something cool. Yeah, like like fiber arts like knitting
and crocheting. Are actually like making your own fabric because
that would be cool fiber arts.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
Oh my god, that's the thing you guys ever seen
my loom room? A right nine that's a McLoughlin Cheverley
text line.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Hang on, you're listening to the Tanner, Laura and Casey.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Podcast, Portland's rock station. It's one of five nine the
Brew Tanner, Laura and Casey coming up in a little bit.
We're gonna check more of your talk back messages. We
got another edition of The dumb Ass of the Day
on the way and uh yeah, it's uh it's exciting stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
Yeah, big day today. It's it's a Tuesday, which is
you hate Tuesdays, the worst day of the week, worst
day of the week for you. Yeah, except I get
to I get to go see dogs today. Yeah, I've
made my Tuesday is a little bit better by going
to see dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
I don't have Tuesdays either.

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
Why, I just feel like it's a more meeting heavy
day of the week, and I just I don't enjoy
it as much.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Yeah, it's every other Tuesday that I dread because I
have therapy appointment.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
I'm like, I don't want her to dig up.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
I don't want to dig up any emotion. I have
a stop making me feel I.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Have therapy tomorrow emotion. And we got to talk about
what else we're doing tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Oh god, all right, I'm not happy about this. You
volunteered today under pressure, under duress.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
It's going to be fun.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
So coming up next, actually, we're going to tell you
what we're doing tomorrow night. And what we're doing tomorrow
night is happening at the Motor Center. Yes, and I'm
you know, I'm not thrilled, but we're going to do
it and we'll tell you what it is coming up
here in just a few minutes. So in the meantime,
download that iHeartRadio app, make sure you have the Bruce streaming,
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Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
We're commercial free. It's Tanner Lauren Casey on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
You're listening to The Enter Laura Casey Podcast one five.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Nine The Broods Tanner, Laura and Casey Happy. It's Tuesday, Tuesdays.
So tomorrow night, we are going to be at the
Motor Center for a Blazer game and we're gonna be
doing something special. I got talked into doing this by
Laura and Casey because Laura agreed to it right away.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
I volunteered. Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Laura and I were in the same meeting, so we
we got pigeonholed pretty much at jumpst.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Well how did I get pulled into this?

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
I don't know, because it's a team effort for the.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Host of this show and going to be the team
effort effort. All right, I don't want to.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
You don't even have to do anything. All you have
to do is jump around.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
And I don't think anybody twisted your arm. You said
I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
It felt like it. It felt like I felt pressured.
So what we're doing tomorrow is we got to go
to the Motor Center and rain who does afternoons for
our sister station Z one hundred he's also the program director. Uh,
he is going to be what is he shooting for
free throws?

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
He's got what forty five seconds to make three and
if he gets three, the entire arena gets jamba juice
or like a little coupon for free jamba.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
And so what are we doing while he's doing that, Well,
we're cheering him up.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Dress as fruit, dressed as fruit because it's jamba. So
I believe I am going to be dressed as a banana.
I think there are two options, bananas or strawberries.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
I did, so you're going to be a pomegranate.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Likeran So okay, I was told I had to dress
up as a banana tomorrow night at the notice sense yeah,
I think.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
I think our options are banana or strawberry.

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
Yeah, and I I already volunteered. At first, my idea
was I'm going to learn how to do the splits,
and I'm gonna dress as a banana and then become
a banana split. But my hammies are not tried tried,
I they're not.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
I thought you could do baking.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
Oh no, not at all. So all right, I'm just
going to be a banana minus this split. But it's
still gonna be fun. We're gonna be bouncing around. The
real pressure is on Rain, though, because if he doesn't
get those three shots, nobody gets Jamba.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
And from what I understand, Jamba's the best. Everybody who's
done this has pulled it off. They've gotten three shots
in forty five seconds. Everyone who's been up.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
There to do yes. So if Rain messes it up, like,
that's a real so okay.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
So if you picked the banana and I pick a strawberry,
I guess yeah. So while he's shooting, are we supposed
to distract him or root him on?

Speaker 6 (01:11:29):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
I don't want to distract Why can I just cheer
on my normal clothes? Well, I have to be in
a strawberry.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Suit, because then what is what does that have to
do with Jamba?

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
I don't want to drink your sweatshirt.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
Yeah, we're supposed to be look appetizing, okay, enticing, So okay, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
My god, that's good stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
But everybody, we're all we're all going to be there.
Trey Renee from JEM one O seven five, She's going
to be there. Stacey and Mike Morning's three.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
D Well, Like, why do they have so many fruit costumes.

Speaker 5 (01:11:59):
I have no well for this, for this particular situation,
I would assume, but we're all going to be out there,
so would have been the only one out on an island,
Tanner if you didn't agree.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
I was in court.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
There is courtinate to be in a banana suit.

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
He might, he might got plans. What is he going
to be there?

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
No plans, nothing's going on. He's building something in his workshop,
towering life on the planet. So, but while you're letting
the phone ring, Uh, I'm not going to be in
a banana suit.

Speaker 7 (01:12:26):
Why because they you guys used them all up.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
Okay, look I was in I was trying, but you
don't know how many banana suits.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Yeah, I'm gonna pick a strawberry so you can have
a banana.

Speaker 7 (01:12:39):
No, I'm actually there too. I'm filming you guys. I'm
doing some stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Well I was gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
I was just gonna hold my camera while we did it. No, no, no,
you show people like that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
You got to be into you gotta be you can't.
You gotta have cold hands free. Is Susan going to
be there, going to be dressed?

Speaker 7 (01:12:55):
She is, but she's going to be outside because the
toy drive is going on the same time, so she's
gonna be outside accepting toys.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
Okay, yeah, so if you want to see us as
banana slash strawberries but.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Toys, who's okay? Whose suits are these? How many people
have been in these suits?

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
My god, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
I'm you know, I'm a bit of a term of foe.
I don't want to get into a stinky old suit.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
We can do You can do a sniff test before
you put it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
It's going to be fine. And well let's say it's stinky,
then what and.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
You can wear mine that is less stinky.

Speaker 7 (01:13:22):
I think these are the suits that the helbo sleep on.
You know, it'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
Look, Jama, the people at Jamba, they're good people. They
would not put us in dirty fruit columns.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
They have what they have and it's not they're not
blaming them for anything.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
They probably they'd probably smell like strawberries.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
No more dangerous than a pair of bowling shoes.

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
Yeh, don't say that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
I'll tell you get like like warts and stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:13:47):
These suits barely get worn. They get one for about
like five minutes, while.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
When that person wears it for five minutes, they lose
eighty percent of their body before they don't. And it's
in seeks and seeps into that suit, and I bet
it smells like a sock.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Tanner, You're gonna be fine. It's just a little ringworm,
A little ring will be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Never heard anybody.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
It's gonna be a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Seventy six seventy five says make Tanner do a half
court shot and twist his arm for that. Thirty eight
forty two says Court needs a flannel banana suit.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Oh dude, that'd be amazing, that'd be great. Oh yeah,
the flannel banana I wear that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Fat Thor says, don't buy it, Tanner. This is either
an intervention are they're just tricking you. You're the only
one in the costume and everyone else is in regular clothes.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
I just show up at a strawberry and I'm the
only one.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
My arm is sticking out, y Tanner, you know why
we brought you here today because you need to eat
more fruits.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
But let's go back to what Court said. That just
got glossed over. That before the game, as.

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
We you know, as everybody's coming into the Modu Center,
we're going to be there helping out our sister Station
K one O three's under the Tree toy drive.

Speaker 11 (01:14:51):
HM.

Speaker 5 (01:14:51):
So, if you are looking to do something nice this
Christmas season, bring a toy with you to the Trailblazers
game tomorrow. Hand it off to us, and we're gonna
collect these things, sack them up and take them up
to the kids at the Randall Children's.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Hospital, right and you know, maybe maybe even I'll make
you your kid cry in the strawberry suit.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
You know it's okay, book, And then I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
Try not to make them cry.

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
But I don't believe.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Let me, let me, let me change out top again.
I think you should just sit on a stranger's lap.
I don't want your kids to cry unless it's funny
for me for like thirty seconds.

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
Is that our Tanner does like watching kids cry.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
It's funny to me as long as.

Speaker 7 (01:15:32):
Much better clean that up?

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
Why would why why would a child sit on Tanner's lap?

Speaker 6 (01:15:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
Why would?

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
I'm telling Tanner he should just go sit on a
stranger's lab. It's gonna be down there in a suit.
Go sit, Go just PLoP on somebody's lap right there
court side.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
Maybe you know, take a sip off their soda.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
Everyone loves a banana, why not?

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
Okay, this has gone off off the rails, so yeah,
it's going down tomorrow Automotive Center. If you are going
to the game, will be there dressed his fruit and
we'll have some footage on our Instagram. At one nine
the Brew and at Tanner Laura and Casey so and
bring a new unwrapped toy for the kid, please please do.
And is there like a specific door.

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
We're gonna have look for the iHeart tent. We'll be
out there like probably We're gonna try and split it up,
be about halfway between the north and the South entrance,
and then we'll be cruising around on the lookout for
people too, and we will just grab them, put them
in our bags and take them all.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
I got some talk back messages real quick through our
iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 6 (01:16:28):
Hey, beef Water, I'll buy you that defred and crestible
at the game tomorrow if you want. I have season tickets,
so I'll be there.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
Oh you remember you said, yeah you're gonna try deep
Friday customer.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
Dude, Look, I mean you don't got to pay for it,
but if you could just show me where where to
find one, I'm in right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Here's another talkback.

Speaker 8 (01:16:46):
Hey, Laura, I've found the only good thing about Tuesdays
is that it has an acronym like tgif it's sure
happy it's Tuesday, you know. And even the best part
about that it worked for Thursdays too.

Speaker 6 (01:17:01):
Peace.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
I I'm picking up what you're throwing down there.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Does it make it any better?

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
No, IM not at all. All right, more of your.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Calls and talk facts coming up here in just a
few minutes. Eight six six, four, four, five, one five
nine is a number. Happy Tuesday. It's Tanner Lauren Casey.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
You're listening to that Tanner, Laura and Casey podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
Happy Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Tomorrow we're gonna be at the Modu Center for this
event where our afternoon guy from Z one hundred, our
sister station Rain, he's going to be shooting free throws.
He's got forty five seconds to make three free throws,
and so we agreed to be down there. I don't
know how I got sucked into this, but we're going
to be rooting him on dressed as fruit.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
You got sucked in by saying I'll do that, yeah,
only because you two agreed to it, and I felt
pressured you don't.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
Yeah, don't be like I don't know how has happened.
We know how it happened. We exactly know how it happened.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
Well, it's tomorrow and I'm either going to be a
banana or a strawberry, and same with Laura and Casey
Courts can be there.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
To film it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
He said, yeah, yep, but someone did say that Court
needs to be there in a flannel banana suit, which
I think would be great.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
If somebody wants to make that, I'll wear it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
Then fat Thor says, I got an STD barring a
costume one time, and let me tell you it's not fun.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
That's not how you get STD.

Speaker 10 (01:18:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Sorry, and we're closed underneath the other costume.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
All right, Yeah, sorry to break it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
This text F thirty forty nine says I will definitely
be pointing and laughing at you guys in the goofy
fruit costumes for the contest tomorrow at the Motor Center.

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
Good, that's what we need.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
And this textays, O Dot better get the dynamite ready.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
Oh that's for the whale.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Oh is that for the whale thing? Okay, yeah, because
that's what we want to talk about this morning this this.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
Whale.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
I saw it on the news the other day, Like,
I saw a bunch of people. I don't know, it
look like a group of people trying to pull the
thing with ropes.

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
Oh yeah, they they tried to push it back into
the water.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Well, you know, a humpback whale can weigh over ten
tons by the age of two, So I don't know
who the hell thought that was going to happen.

Speaker 15 (01:18:56):
Yeah, that may have been them trying to get the
ropes because it got tangled in fishing lines. Fishing, that's
that's the reason why I got beached in the first place.
So they might have been cutting that stuff free.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
Well, people have been waiting for us to talk about this.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
Listen, hey, brew cring bong.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Can't believe you guys haven't talked about this yet.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
We got another whale to blow up.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
We do have another whale to blow up. Get Paul
Limon on the phone. Yeah, is he actually available?

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
I mean, I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Can you give me a numberal quick? Do you have
it on your cell phone?

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
Probably? Well that's texted to me. He's probably reading a
physical newspaper right now. So casey, where actually did this?

Speaker 6 (01:19:31):
Uh right?

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:19:34):
And yeah, so it's a two year old whale and
it got caught up in some crabbing lines and then
I don't know how it makes it all the way
to the beach though, Like I was confused about how
getting caught up in the in the crabbing lines because
that's not like near the shore.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
So what did getting caught up in that stuff? How
did it bring him to the beach?

Speaker 15 (01:19:52):
Well, I mean if it got wrapped up enough that
it couldn't like control how it was where it was swimming, it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
Probably by the panicking.

Speaker 15 (01:19:59):
Yeah, yeah, it could be, and it just probably got
pushed in by the tide.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
What a little winger whale. You're strong, you're powerful. Break
those ropes.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
Were you blaming the whale? It's our garbage itself. I
feel like we're the reasons. It's either the oh the
whale was hit by a propeller or you know, it
got caught in the net. It's always something that we did.

Speaker 15 (01:20:18):
And those ropes are no joke, man, those are those
are heavy nylon ropes. So it was a comedy, like
you said, court, Uh, yes they were. They did that
to free them up, but also they added more ropes
and waited for like when the tide would come in
and they tried to maneuver them around and turn it
around to get it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
Out there, but it just wasn't I think that maybe
they could like dig and then.

Speaker 5 (01:20:35):
They could they could There's plenty of things that could
have been done. They didn't have the resources to do it,
so they couldn't afford to do any more than what
they did.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
They had enough money for a bullet, and yeah, the
decision was made to go out there and euthanize the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
What they call it, mollie. I think I saw a
name for it that the whales. I think someone I
saw name it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
You know, never name the whale before you shoot it.
And they gave it asid fire in its mouth and
then just put it just like old yalor man.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
How do they I'm assuming they gave it like an injection,
like that's going to be a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Gotta be a giant needle or something.

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
Yeah, because it's a big animal, just block its blowhole.

Speaker 11 (01:21:15):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Okay, you can't just snuff out a whale, I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
Okay, but also that doesn't solve the problem though. I mean,
now now we just have a dead whale on the shores.
So what are we going to do with it?

Speaker 11 (01:21:28):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Just let it get Paul on the phone.

Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
As I say, as I read it this morning, they
are going to dig a hole next to it and
bury it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
They're going to bury it in the beach.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
That's going to be a pretty big hole.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
It would be a big hole. But that's a great solution.
And want the want the waves like take the uncovered
eventually by kid. Maybe the animals dig it up.

Speaker 4 (01:21:53):
It's like, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:21:57):
I literally read this morning that that was the plan.
They were going to dig a and bury it.

Speaker 15 (01:22:00):
Yeah, and once it gets all rotten, like you walk
over that and you fall in a whale hole, like
you just right into that, like they just face to
face with a dead whale right at you.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Well, I feel bad, you know, because it's I was
rooting for it. I saw the story. It was like, okay,
whale still alive. They're probably going to get it out.

Speaker 4 (01:22:16):
It was so sad, like when the waves would crash
over it, it's like backfin would like no, like it
was trying to get.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Out, and you know, it's just our garbage that got
it there. And it's very sad, you know that they
had to just old Yeller the thing. I'm trying to
find out how they euthanized it. After failed rescue attempt.
A young humpback whale was stranded near Yahat's organ was
humanly euthanized by veterinarians on November seventeenth, administering sedatives and

(01:22:43):
then injecting potassium chloride directly into its heart to stop it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
So it's basically a lethal injection.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
Yeah, okay, wow, Yeah, there's nine hundred gallons of solution
to take them out. I mean, how do you how
do you do that?

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Let me call paula men real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
I mean I guess it'd be no different than you know,
an elephant or something like that, right, yes, yeah, I
mean massive animal. Yeah, they take a lot, a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Paul Lemon's obviously the legendary reporter who reported on the
whale exploding back in what nineteen seventy.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
He's the one who murdered that whale.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
It's fine out, Yeah he might not. I mean so well,
it's the company. You'll say, the companies.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
Didn't murder it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
It was dead.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
No, he went out there and murdered That's why I
remember it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
I remember him murdering the whale.

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
Yeah, that's not true.

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
That that whale was doing just fine. And then Paul
came along with a pack of dynamite. Is this Paul Lemon?

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
Yes it is, Hey Paul Lemon, It's Tanner, Laura and
Casey and Courts here from the Brew.

Speaker 6 (01:23:42):
Hey, I guys, how are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
We're live on the air.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
Two guesses what we're talking about?

Speaker 6 (01:23:51):
Let me think Miami of nineteen seventy eight.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
No dra again, what did you get you're inmy for Paul?
Was it for just broadcast rearing?

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:24:06):
This is really a funny story. I had a Bosston
TV who insisted we enter award competitions and I refuse
because I thought, if you do good work, you get awards.
If you there were people who just made it their
their work to apply for awards, and that was not
one of those people. I've never finally said, Well, he
finally said, either you submit something for an Emmy or

(01:24:29):
we're not going to sign in your contract with you.
So I did, but I entered what I thought was
just terrible. I knew I knew it didn't have a chance,
and dond if it didn't win. Funniest story of the year.

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:24:44):
And so I do have an Emmy. And years ago
when my boys were smaller, a couple of them were
playing with it. They dropped it and broke it into
several pieces.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Well, I mean, I feel like that's what a lot
of people do who get Emmy's do with them, like
they're like I've heard of you know, guys who have
like eight nine Emmys and they just throw them in
a box in the closet.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
R the visuals great, put down Miami.

Speaker 6 (01:25:08):
Yeah, you know, if that's what you If that's important
to you, good, go for the awards. But that just
I always thought if you did good work, you would
win some award. But apparently I didn't do good enough work.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
It's like the Walk Hall of Hollywood Walk of Fame.
It's like, Okay, it's cool you got one, but you
paid for it. Yeah, you're the one who had to
go and do that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
Like I.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
That's the reason we've never won an award because I
refused to enter myself, you know, And it feels very douchey. Paul, Right,
let me hear you say douchey.

Speaker 6 (01:25:33):
Well yeah, yeah, I wouldn't use that word, but.

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
Well, Paul, the reason we're reaching out this morning is obviously,
you know, the what would you celebrate the fifty fifth
anniversary the other day of the whale exploding? And then
this week obviously November twelve, right November twelve.

Speaker 15 (01:25:50):
Remember twelve, nineteen seventy, the day that Paul Linman murdered
a whale on the beach of Oregon.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
He did not murder the well, he wrapped his hands
right around his neck and then he like like RFK,
took a chainsaw to it and put on the roof
of his car. So, yeah, Paul lemon. If you go
to YouTube and just type in Paulaman blows up a whale,
you'll find the greatest news clip in history. Of course,
it went viral on uh so they talked about it

(01:26:15):
on John Oliver I recorded the video and put it
up on her Instagram page and it's got like forty
something thousand likes and views.

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:26:23):
So well, according according to the VBC, and this research
is now about five or six years old, it is
the fifth most watched video in history and the single
most watched television news story ever. Wow, that was with
two hundred and fifty million unique views five or six.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
Years Absolutely, that's why you have an enemy and amy Paulaman, Yeah,
and probably enemies too. I'm sure that's very jealous reporters.

Speaker 6 (01:26:50):
That just all that shows is that people have too
much time on their hands.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Yeah, well, Paul Leman, Uh, obviously you probably saw the
news this week about the whale that that washed the shore.
The humpback whale washed the shore near Yahats.

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Rescue efforts failed, they had to euthanize it. And now
what to do with the dead whale? We call the expert,
Paul Lindman. Would you recommend a second a second explosion?

Speaker 6 (01:27:16):
Nobody would recommend a second And it wasn't just to
be accurate, it wasn't Yahats, it was Florence.

Speaker 15 (01:27:23):
Okay, well Florence was the first one. Theyahts is where
it is now. There's a humpback whale in Yahats right now. Yeah,
yours was in Florence.

Speaker 6 (01:27:30):
Oh, I see what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
Yeah, yeah, all right, so you're not you don't you
don't recommend blowing it up.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:27:36):
Paul told me that a chunk of chunks of blubber
were big enough that blew out there that there was
totaling cars. Yeah, right up in the air and then
smash some.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Paul Paul, that's when they blew it up. Were you
running like for your life from like actual whale chunks,
huge whale chunks, or were you kind of in a
safe distance.

Speaker 6 (01:27:54):
Well, Doug Brazil's photographer and I were a thousand yards
away by edict of the State Highway Department, so that's
a fairly good distance. And the thing went off, and
if you watch the video, you can hear a voice
going O, and it was Doug the camera, and all
of a sudden we realized that chunks of it were
going over our heads at at quite high fifty to

(01:28:16):
one hundred feet and then landing behind us. And when
we realized that, Doug took the sound camera off the
tripod and I was operating a camera, and we took
off running toward the parking lot. And we couldn't see
the parking lot because there was sand dune in between
us and the lot. And as we got to the

(01:28:37):
peak of the sand dune, we heard a second explosion
in the lot and we couldn't figure out when the
heck's that And it turned out that was the piece
that flattened the car. That it sounded like sounded like
a second explosion. So now we don't know where to run.

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
And in that car because that would have killed him
for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:29:00):
Oh yeah, absolutely, but it was you know, I fortunately
did not have to go to Vietnam when I had
to serve my obligation. But I always thought hearing that
stuff hit the ground around me was as close to
combat as you could imagine, because it it was some
dunk dunk, dunk, dunk dunk, and then the explosion from
the big piece. And if you think about it, the

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blubber is so dense, I mean a piece the size
of the digit on your little finger. It could probably
go through the top of your head.

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
Tell me, I know, I know how dense.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
Unfortunate, but so so you don't you don't recommend they
strap a bunch of dynamite to this new whale that
just passed. Uh, And so it sounds like they're just
going to bury it. Do you think that's the smartest
thing to do?

Speaker 6 (01:29:46):
Well? They usually now they cut them up and bury them.
And I don't know why they didn't do it to
that one in the first place. So that was probably
the largest one they'd ever had to deal with.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
It's sad though, isn't aren't you a little bit sad?

Speaker 6 (01:29:59):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:30:01):
He feels nothing for whales.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
That's why he murdered that one in the first place.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
He's cold hearted murderer. But it's sad though, because there's
they're beautiful creatures.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
They live like you know, how many How long do
humpback whales live?

Speaker 6 (01:30:16):
Not very long?

Speaker 3 (01:30:18):
Two years?

Speaker 4 (01:30:19):
You'd have to imagine that they probably pretty long life
span typically.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
Well, it's just said that it's kind of our fault,
you know, with the with the crabbing net. They live
around forty five to fifty years yo.

Speaker 4 (01:30:29):
Yeah, and they said, yeah, a young humpback whale you
didn't even have. He didn't even get up, get out
to experience life.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
Yeah, probably probably died a virgin.

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
He wasn't a fighter. That whale wasn't a fighter. He
tried a little, I'll tell you.

Speaker 6 (01:30:45):
One of one of my favorite parts of this story
is years later, when they were moving Keiko to the
aquarium in Newport. Yeah, and I was designed to cover
that as well.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
Anything, and they were going to blow him up to
bro Well.

Speaker 6 (01:30:58):
No, I'm walking towards the aquarium building and a woman
passes me and she goes, Paul, what.

Speaker 12 (01:31:04):
Are you doing here?

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
They start freaking out. I got an idea. That's great, Well,
Paul Lemon.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
Uh, it's a great clip. Go check it out if
you haven't seen it. It's the fifth most watched YouTube
video and history, I guess, which is just wild.

Speaker 4 (01:31:22):
It's pretty impressive.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
All right, Paul, you're a legend, sir, and please please
start investigating this man. He is a whale murderer.

Speaker 6 (01:31:31):
Well, thanks for the visit, guys, But just for the record,
I have done some good news stories as well, some
really good legitimate news stories.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
Over give us tell us your best one. Yeah, tell
us your best one.

Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
Oh, I have no idea. I put it thousands in
one series alone.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
Yeah, yeah, you have. You're great, Paul. You're a You're
a true legend.

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
In a one of those like old school real Oh yeah,
like OG broadcast.

Speaker 5 (01:31:59):
Also, let's not here was PM magazine? Amazing, Paul Liman, Yeah, fantastics.
All right, buddy, he's ready to go.

Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
Number block.

Speaker 8 (01:32:15):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Sorry, Molly the whale I think that's what's her name.

Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
Yeah, that sounds like Molly could have swam a little harder.
We'll be backing out.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
You're listening to the Tanner, Laura and Casey podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
It's one of five nine the Brew Tanner, Laura and
Casey Happy Tuesday. All Right, there's a story I didn't
get a chance to tell you guys about today, and
I want to get to it. It could either be
a dumbass of the day or another edition of terrible
news over happy music.

Speaker 4 (01:32:46):
Oh, we haven't done that for a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
Let's do that, all right, terrible news over happy music.
Let me find some happy music here.

Speaker 4 (01:32:53):
Okay, so happy sounds like like entertain tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
I feel like I should be walking out a beach
in Jamaica. Okay, let me find something else here, whole
New world?

Speaker 4 (01:33:09):
Okay, sure good, all right, that's fancy.

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
A man twenty two years old is fighting for his
life after swallowing an entire burger without chewing it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
Excuse mekay, Is he a Pelican?

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
No, he's just a dude twenty two years old. So
on Thursday of last week, he thought it'd be a
joke to try to swallow an entire burger like he's
Wimpy from Popeye, and he was trying to do it too.
I make his friends laugh, So he just.

Speaker 4 (01:33:39):
Like he's just stuffed it down his throat.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Yeah, he's well, he put it in his mouth and
just started trying to swallow it. It got lodged in
his airway. Weird, Yeah, weird. The guy did pass out.
His friends all thought he was joking, like, get up Rod,
shut up Rod. They realized he wasn't joking when his
face started turning blow. They Russian to the hospital where
he is currently in critical condition with damage to his brain,

(01:34:06):
his organs and uh and is going to have some
serious problems after this.

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
His life will probably never be never be the same
because you tried to swallow a burger that is not
but so they were able to dislodge, Like how far?

Speaker 4 (01:34:27):
I have so many questions like how how how first
of all, how large was this burger? And how funny
did he get it?

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
So is that a restaurant? So just imagine like a
restaurant burger. Okay, I just don't see how almost burger
very far at all.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
Medical professionals are saying like, it blows my mind that
even would think would even anyone would think that they
would that they could do this and then to actually
try it. It's just it and the medical medical experts
say that they're baffled. It's not just medical experts that
are baffled.

Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
You're at a table full of people that also think
this is a good idea. Not one person said, dude,
maybe don't be dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
Yeah, well there it is. The guy is uh currently
on life support, fighting for his life.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
Now now I've done it in four bites, but I've
never tried one.

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
You don't understand, like trying not to laugh because the
poor guy's struggling.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
But like, dude, look, it's hard to sympathize on blatant
stupidity like that. Now, if you could pull it off,
I'd be super impressed. I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 4 (01:35:25):
But here's the deal, bro, You're not a cartoon, right,
And like even Joey Chestnut, like he's eaten Joey chesnu,
what did you think something else? So yeah, but like
even he doesn't swallow a hot talk in one butt
close maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
Two, and he needs to dip him in water, so
like I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
What he was thinking.

Speaker 3 (01:35:45):
Yeah, you should have dipped your burger and water, bro,
not even.

Speaker 5 (01:35:49):
Even even the smallest of burgers. Take your basic McDonald's.

Speaker 4 (01:35:54):
Or like a like a like a slider, white Castle
slider and those things are so greasy they could probably
just slide down with throw.

Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
You're not swallowing a slider in one one throw?

Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:36:07):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
So yes, did I say this to serious problems affecting
his brain, kidneys and all of his organs?

Speaker 6 (01:36:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:36:12):
He cut his air off for how for a long time?

Speaker 10 (01:36:14):
Yea?

Speaker 4 (01:36:15):
How they how they dislodge the berg?

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
I think they just started digging it out.

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
You know, Mom used to do your arms up and
then she slapped.

Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
Me on the back. That happened to you like two times?

Speaker 4 (01:36:26):
Do you have no that was aside from all the
time she did the heimlick on me.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
Okay, so.

Speaker 4 (01:36:32):
We have to learn because I learned to chew my food.

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
Yeah, I don't want you to choke.

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
Just get so excited.

Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
Well, I feel bad for the kid, but man, what
a what a dumb thing to do?

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Yeah? All right, yeah, it's a it's a terrible news
over happy music. But also, uh, you're a dumb ass.

Speaker 10 (01:36:50):
You're dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:36:57):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
Tomorrow we'll have more kersh on knives to hook you
up with a kershon Ives outdoor gift set.

Speaker 3 (01:37:02):
We'll do that at around seven.

Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
Thirty I'll so tomorrow at the Modu Center.

Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
We're gonna be at the Blazer game dressed as fruit.

Speaker 4 (01:37:08):
Yep, yeah, you heard that right, some of us will.

Speaker 2 (01:37:11):
You'll have to check out the podcast if you missed
it to hear what we're talking about. But it's happening
tomorrow and I'm not thrilled about it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:16):
It's gonna be a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
By Thanks for listening to The Tanner, Laura and Casey Podcast.
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