September 6, 2025 • 25 mins
Trump’s 4 day disappearance; Cracker Barrel’s nonstop woes; an ICE vehicle gets towed as a joke during a raid and other assorted verbal therapy that you would make most normal people scream uncontrollably.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Greetings and welcome to the broadcast. So this past week,
rumors had swirled around the Internet that Donald Trump had
met his demise, and this came as a result of
the fact that nobody had seen him in public for
about four days. Prior to this, there had been questions
(00:23):
and concerns about his health. But all the rumors were
squashed when Trump made an appearance at the Trump National
Golf Course down in Virginia. So he is in fact
alive and probably well. There's been no explanation as to
where he was or what he was doing. I speculate
(00:44):
he was probably going for an extended spray tan, which
is a fairly logical explanation. Of course, the rumors were
not quelled when jd. Vance came out and stated that
he is ready to assume the presidency, which sparked concern
(01:04):
that something did in fact happen to the Trump. But
the idea of jd Vance being president is slightly more
terrifying than the prospect of Trump being president. Let's face
the reality here that jd Vance could probably fuck up
a free water concession in the middle of Death Valley
(01:27):
during July. Of course, it is completely possible that the
Donald disappeared to escape. The latest news of his approval ratings,
which are among a record low for any president. In
a survey done by QUINNYE. Peck University that was released
(01:50):
on August twenty seventh, the survey showed that Trump had
a thirty seven percent approval rating and a fifty five
percent disapproval rating, with a net negative eighteen point approval rating.
Of course, this comes as no surprise when one considers
(02:10):
the train wreck that is the Trump administration. As I've
stated before, there are a lot of goddamn problems in
his country right now, and he's really not.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Addressing them effectively.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Despite what the die hard MAGA people claim. This presidency
is like a berserk circus that is completely out of control,
being run by the clowns. But getting back to his
apparent disappearance, there is a great deal of speculation as
(02:48):
to whether or not Trump's health is where it should be.
Some are telling us that he's in extremely good health,
and while others are saying that there might be some
problems in The rampant speculation about Trump's whereabouts during the
time when he was missing was not helped by the
(03:08):
fact that nobody on the inner Circle really came out
and said anything as to what was going on, if
there was anything going on. And there were also photos
of Trump that were released that showed bruising on the
backs of his hands and apparently he had some swelling
of the joints I believe his ankles, which was a
(03:29):
little abnormal. And this all contributed to the rampant speculation
as to what was actually happening. So we may never
know what became of the Trump during the few days
when he was a wall. If it is some sort
of health issue, hopefully it is not too serious and
can be treated and life.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Will go on such as it is, but moving right along.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
The crack of our car rebranding logo change saga continues unabated. Actually,
considering all the attention that this story has received, on surprise,
a separate news show hasn't popped up concerning it. Like
back in what was it seventy nine during the Iranian
(04:22):
hostage crisis, ABC had a nightly news show with Ted
Copple to update the progress of the hostage the hostage crisis.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
That show would eventually become Nightline.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I'm surprised that a news show hasn't popped up over
the Cracker Barrel fiasco. But as you know, Cracker Barrel
has designed to reverse his decision and go back to
the original logo with Uncle Herschel.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And of course you all know how I feel about
Uncle Herschel.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
And during this situation, the original co founder of Cracker Barrel,
a ninety three year old gentleman by the name of
Tommy Love, He has come out to say how disgusted
he is with the entire debacle, and he has stated
that it was basically throwing good money out the window.
(05:18):
He also stated that the logo remodel was pitifule. So
as you can tell, this gentleman is obviously not a
happy camper concerning the decision to send Uncle Herschel out
the door.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
The entire situation.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Has sent diehard Cracker Barrel fans and followers to the
point of berserk derangement. But hopefully y'all will soon return
to normal in the world of Cracker Barrel. As this
seems to carry on, it won't go away. I really
(05:59):
can't figure out why there was such a negative response
to all this in the first place. As I had stated,
and as many have stated, change in the corporate world
is normal corporations are constantly rebranding and changing to keep
up with the times and stay competitive for whatever reasons.
(06:25):
But there's something I guess about Uncle Herschel that we
all find comforting on a strange sort of level. I
guess the sight of an older gentleman sitting in a
chair leaning against a wooden barrel fills us with a
sort of warmth and security that were somehow missing in
(06:47):
our society, which does make a certain amount of sense
of me to sit long enough and think.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
About it after drinking a couple of beers. But the
thing of it.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Is, Cracker Barrel had stated that basically the menu I
was gonna stay the same. It's like I said, I
love the pancakes at Cracker Barrel, and as long as
they don't change the pancakes, then I don't give a
fuck what's on the logo. They can have Uncle Herschel
(07:18):
just sitting there wearing a hot pink thong for all
I care. As long as the food is staying the same.
What's the problem. I'm not quite getting it. I suppose
this is something more along the lines of basic psychology,
(07:38):
in that Cracker Barrel, with the ambiance, with the decorps,
the menu, the logo. It is something that's comforting in
a society that is very stressed, particularly for those of
us in my age bracket and slightly younger, maybe in
(07:59):
the forties and whatnot, thirties forties. It's something that reminds
you of home in a world that has gone completely
crazy and upside down on most days, cracker barrel is
something that's reassuring, and maybe Uncle Herschel and the logo
and all that went along with it reminds us of
something that's safe and happy. That is the only reasoning
(08:26):
that I can come up with to explain what everyone
has gone So goddamn ape shit over this logo change.
It makes no goddamn sense otherwise, But what do I know.
I'm not a psychologist, nor am I a business consultant.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I'm just some dipshit with a podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
So recently, while cruising through my Instagram feed, I came
across a rather interesting story which concerns a man who
breaks up with his girlfriend because she doesn't believe in dinosaurs.
So it would seem that this twenty six year old
man ended his six month relationship after he learned that
(09:13):
his girlfriend does not believe in evolution, and she is
one of those firm believers that the Earth is only
six thousand years old and therefore dinosaurs could not possibly exist.
He reasoned that her logic would not be compatible in
the relationship, especially in the raising of eventual children if
(09:35):
they were to do so, and he decided to break
it off with this woman. Now I'm confused, how does
somebody not believe that dinosaurs existed? The fossil evidence has
been around for countless years. You can't swing a dead
(09:57):
t rex without hitting a dinosaur assil somewhere. The fully
reconstructed skeletons are in museums and institutions all over the world.
What does she think these are like playdose sculptures that
they're sticking out there to buffalo the public. It's like,
(10:18):
in fact, dinosaurs did exist. They were here for countless
millions of years. So get with the reality of the situation.
But then again, this is yet another side effect of
the ignorance which has become so prevalent in our society,
where people are flat out rejecting science and going with
(10:39):
this nonsensical ideologies that they're following, such as the case
as those people who do not believe in vaccinations. The
anti vaxxers their case, what a feeble case. It is,
is based off of pseudoscience or lies or stuff that
they make up as they go along. And we're seeing
(11:00):
the results now and the fact that people are not
vaccinating measles among other things is making a big comeback.
But in the end, these people don't care about facts.
All they care about is their own convoluted logic. It's
like the complete and total buffoons who continue to push
the notion that the Earth is flat when there was
(11:22):
overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
What is it going to take to convince you that
the Earth is not flat? It is, in fact an orb.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Aristoceenes proved this some four thousand years ago when he
observed that shadows were different links and different locations at
roughly the same time of the day, thus proving there
had to be some sort of curve to the Earth.
It's absolutely amazing when you consider that a man some
four thousand years ago, who had no technology to rely on,
(12:00):
had more sense than the dumbasses these days who have
computers and whatnot coming out the Ying Yang. It is
hard to believe that the human species has become this
absolute dumb and stupid.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Then we have these new age buffoons who don't use.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Deodorant because they believe the chemicals in the deodorant are
dangerous to one's health. You know what, I don't want
to have to put up with your body stench because
you believe the chemicals are gonna cause you health problems. Again,
this is a wild crock of shit. I really don't
(12:45):
believe that anyone has ever dropped over dead from using deodorant.
Just show me one shred of tangible evidence where someone
has suffered serious health consequences by slapping some deodorant under
their yes. And as far as this nonsense that the
(13:06):
Earth is only six thousand years old, let me just
tell you that one of my hobbies over the years
has been exploring caves, and the geology of caves tells
us much about the Earth because caves are very old,
millions of years old, and we have the proof to
back it up in the growth rate of the formations
(13:29):
these stalactites and the stalagmites. And trust me, I have
cracked my head a number of times on stalactites. They're
millions of years old. So don't go around saying, oh,
the Earth is only six thousand years old, because it
is not. Any fool with two good eyes can see,
for example, like the Grand Canyon, the different layers over
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the years. That is a process that it did not
happen overnight. So please let us come out of our
childish stupor and start to accept reality for what it is.
Will be much better off in the long run. And yes,
to sum up here, dinosaurs did exist. So now let
(14:13):
me move along here and relay an interesting story concerning
ice or as I like to call them, the American Gestapo.
During a recent ice operation in Los Angeles, where the
federal agents were apprehending some alleged immigrant on some sort
(14:37):
of immigration violation, a tow truck driver by the name
of Bobby Munez allegedly hooked up his tow truck and
towed away one of the ice vehicles at the scene.
This resulted in some chaos as one of the ice
agents actually ran on foot after the tow truck who
(15:00):
is driving off with the federal vehicle in tow. The
tow truck was apprehended, as was mister Neunez, and the
federal agents are bragging that mister Newonez could face up
to ten years in prison for his actions. To tell
(15:23):
you the truth, I feel that mister Neunez should be
receiving a medal in this situation, especially when you consider
that most of the actions of the American Gestapo are
highly questionable and unethical. But you have to appreciate the
humor in this situation in that it all turned into
(15:45):
a Keystone Cops fiasco very quickly. Here we have this
group of alleged crack elite federal officers who can't manage
to prevent one of their vehicles from being towed away
right under their very no during one of their Gestapo operations.
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And then the fact that one of the as clowns
actually has to chase the vehicle down only adds to
the jocularity of this highly pathetic set of circumstances. But
here is the bottom line, folks. This is the combined
effort of Uncle Donnie and the American Gestapo aka ICE,
(16:30):
flushing your tax payer dollars right down the fricking toilet.
I really don't see how the pathetic stormtrooper actions of
Ice is helping us to make America great again. Maybe
I'm just missing something here. Perhaps if I put a
maga hat on my head. It would help my brain
(16:51):
to figure it out, but I doubt it. And also,
let's get together an effort to get Bobby Nunez out
of jail.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Is that not like a plan?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
After all, if we can be leaning on some of
the terrorists who were engaged in the insurrection on the
nation's capital, then we could show a toad truck driver
a little leniency because after all, he was making a
political statement, and a rather effective one at that.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Just saying, now, let.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Me entertain you with a recent story that concerns a
missing Texas woman who was found living with a lost
African tribe in a Scottish forest.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Now you would think.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
That an African tribe in a forest in Scotland wouldn't
be quite so complex.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Well this is.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
But I will try to make this entire story as
simple and understandable as possible, because it really makes no
sense to me to begin with. But let's dive right
into this set of circumstances.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
The tribe is known.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
As the Kingdom of Kubala, and they are making the
claim that they are living in a forest in Jedburgh,
Scotland to reclaim land that was taken from their ancestors
from in the Scottish Highlands some four hundred years ago.
The group is headed up by their leader, who was
(18:26):
known as King at the Hennie and I'm hoping I'm
pronouncing his Highness's name correctly. He is thirty six years
old and was formerly an opera performer known as Kofi Opa.
Of course, by his side is his lovely wife known
as Queen Nandy, and their ever faithful servant who is
(18:48):
known as as Not. And this has been revealed that
as Not is actually the woman from Texas who was
reported missing somehow. She want going from Texas to Scotland,
to the forest to this kingdom to become the servant
of the royal family there or thereabouts?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Are you following me? Are you following this? Now? Listen carefully.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I said this was complicated, as it turns out, as
Not is actually Cora Taylor from Texas, who was reported
missing by her relatives some time ago. In a recent statement,
Ms Taylor, otherwise known as as Not or something to
(19:34):
that effect, has stated that she is not a hopeless child,
she knows what she's doing and she's staying in the
Kingdom in the forest. The group has stated that they
do not recognize local laws concerning their situation and why
they're not to be there, and they have encountered harassment
from some of the locals who don't quite understand the
(19:56):
lifestyle of the Royal Kingdom.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
They have been handed.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Their eviction orders and even endured something of an assault
when locals tried to burn down their settlement their shelters.
The king, the Royal Highness, has declared that he is
a descendant of the Messiah.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
They live a modest lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
They would seem to wash in a in a nearby creek.
They live in tents, and they commune with nature. They
live in fear of nobody because they claim that they
are under the protection of the Creator Yaho wah, and
I think I pronounced that correctly, Yahawa. They have gone
(20:46):
on to claim that they're a forgotten tribe of Hebrews,
with their king tracing his lineage back to David the Messiah.
They have also levied the claim that they forefathers were
banished when Elizabeth the expelled native black Jacobites the Jacobites
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or however you pronounce that. Trust me, this is all
new for me here, so I'm just bear with me.
I'm doing the best I can. You don't offering counter
royal tribes in Scottish forests. They are hoping that their
existence can bring other lost tribes back to the forest
as well, which would be a rather interesting situation, to
say the least, because they believe that nobody in particular
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owns the land and the earth belongs to the Father.
They are refusing to acknowledge any eviction, and they're gonna
stay to establish their authority and power, just as their
ancestors had done.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
They go on to state that this is a journey
of hope, is a.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Pilgrimage if you will, Okay, I hope you kind of
got the gist of what's going on here with this
lost African tribe in the forest in Scotland. Now you
would think that I'm kind of coming down on these people,
but I'm not. In fact, I somewhat envy them. I
wish I could go off to the forest and start
my own kingdom, the kingdom of roy where clothing would
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be optional, of course, except in the winner when you'd
had to wear something otherwise you know, I might get
frostbied on my balls. Let me kind of bottom line
this for you here, because back in the day, we
had a word for this sort of thing. It was
known as a commune. Okay, this would be a commune
with all the hippies who went off to live in
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the woods with free love and free drugs and free
god only.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Knows what else.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Now they don't refer to themselves as communes. Now they
are royal kingdoms who are led by heads of state
and assorted royalty. I guess maybe they're trying to have
themselves declared as a sovereign nation so that they can
kind of like skirt past all the trespassing laws and
(23:06):
all the other affiliated rules and regulations which really don't
allow any of us to really take up residents in
the forest somewhere.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Again, it would be a nice thing to do, but
it's not really. It's kind of frowned upon.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I'm really kind of surprised that Trump has not slapped
these people with taraffs as of yet, but give it
some time. He will when he finds out about them,
trust me, but not to be more of an ass
than I already am. Let's face reality, this is kind
of living on somebody else's dime. That's what it comes
(23:40):
to do. Just like the communes with the hippies. You
don't want to deal with society anymore, you don't want
to pay bills.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
You go off and you live in the woods. And
that's what this is here.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
And the fact of the matter, they, like I said,
they want to encourage other tribes to come in the
forest too, So now you're gonna have a forest full
of royalty running around doing god on you know what else.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
But that's what this comes down to. It. It's kind
of a free ride. Now.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Granted, I do respect and understand their creative approach to this.
There's something to be said for this. I think, quite honestly,
they should be allowed to keep their kingdom.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Long term. Is there some sort of a solution here,
not that I know of.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I mean, they're probably gonna get bored with being in
the woods all the time and just leave the forest
and go back to whatever it was they were doing
before they became loyalty in this tribe. So that's my
thought on the subject. So but best of luck to
them and the king and all his subjects over there
in Scotland.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I hope it all works out for them. I really do,
and do not know what it is now. Time for me.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
To scurry out the door and wrap up this episode
of the podcast.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Just a reminder, it almost slipped my attention.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
The last episode that we did was the one hundredth
episode on this podcast, one hundred episodes. I never imagine
would make it to one hundred episodes, one hundred episodes,
and God only knows what right. So for those who
you know two or three dozen people who listen, thank
you very much.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Couldn't have made it without you. But anyways, also want
to remind you there's probably gonna be.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Another one hundred episodes coming up, so you want to
subscribe to this podcast and enjoy the verbal assault. It
is free to subscribe. It is available on most major
platforms out there. Will you listen, so feel free to
do so. So until next time, be nice, be careful.
If you decide to set up your own kingdom in
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a forest, then by all means, have at it.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Enjoy, and so long for now, Bye bye,
Greetings and welcome to the broadcast. So this past week,
rumors had swirled around the Internet that Donald Trump had
met his demise, and this came as a result of
the fact that nobody had seen him in public for
about four days. Prior to this, there had been questions
(00:23):
and concerns about his health. But all the rumors were
squashed when Trump made an appearance at the Trump National
Golf Course down in Virginia. So he is in fact
alive and probably well. There's been no explanation as to
where he was or what he was doing. I speculate
(00:44):
he was probably going for an extended spray tan, which
is a fairly logical explanation. Of course, the rumors were
not quelled when jd. Vance came out and stated that
he is ready to assume the presidency, which sparked concern
(01:04):
that something did in fact happen to the Trump. But
the idea of jd Vance being president is slightly more
terrifying than the prospect of Trump being president. Let's face
the reality here that jd Vance could probably fuck up
a free water concession in the middle of Death Valley
(01:27):
during July. Of course, it is completely possible that the
Donald disappeared to escape. The latest news of his approval ratings,
which are among a record low for any president. In
a survey done by QUINNYE. Peck University that was released
(01:50):
on August twenty seventh, the survey showed that Trump had
a thirty seven percent approval rating and a fifty five
percent disapproval rating, with a net negative eighteen point approval rating.
Of course, this comes as no surprise when one considers
(02:10):
the train wreck that is the Trump administration. As I've
stated before, there are a lot of goddamn problems in
his country right now, and he's really not.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Addressing them effectively.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Despite what the die hard MAGA people claim. This presidency
is like a berserk circus that is completely out of control,
being run by the clowns. But getting back to his
apparent disappearance, there is a great deal of speculation as
(02:48):
to whether or not Trump's health is where it should be.
Some are telling us that he's in extremely good health,
and while others are saying that there might be some
problems in The rampant speculation about Trump's whereabouts during the
time when he was missing was not helped by the
(03:08):
fact that nobody on the inner Circle really came out
and said anything as to what was going on, if
there was anything going on. And there were also photos
of Trump that were released that showed bruising on the
backs of his hands and apparently he had some swelling
of the joints I believe his ankles, which was a
(03:29):
little abnormal. And this all contributed to the rampant speculation
as to what was actually happening. So we may never
know what became of the Trump during the few days
when he was a wall. If it is some sort
of health issue, hopefully it is not too serious and
can be treated and life.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Will go on such as it is, but moving right along.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
The crack of our car rebranding logo change saga continues unabated. Actually,
considering all the attention that this story has received, on surprise,
a separate news show hasn't popped up concerning it. Like
back in what was it seventy nine during the Iranian
(04:22):
hostage crisis, ABC had a nightly news show with Ted
Copple to update the progress of the hostage the hostage crisis.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
That show would eventually become Nightline.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I'm surprised that a news show hasn't popped up over
the Cracker Barrel fiasco. But as you know, Cracker Barrel
has designed to reverse his decision and go back to
the original logo with Uncle Herschel.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And of course you all know how I feel about
Uncle Herschel.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
And during this situation, the original co founder of Cracker Barrel,
a ninety three year old gentleman by the name of
Tommy Love, He has come out to say how disgusted
he is with the entire debacle, and he has stated
that it was basically throwing good money out the window.
(05:18):
He also stated that the logo remodel was pitifule. So
as you can tell, this gentleman is obviously not a
happy camper concerning the decision to send Uncle Herschel out
the door.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
The entire situation.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Has sent diehard Cracker Barrel fans and followers to the
point of berserk derangement. But hopefully y'all will soon return
to normal in the world of Cracker Barrel. As this
seems to carry on, it won't go away. I really
(05:59):
can't figure out why there was such a negative response
to all this in the first place. As I had stated,
and as many have stated, change in the corporate world
is normal corporations are constantly rebranding and changing to keep
up with the times and stay competitive for whatever reasons.
(06:25):
But there's something I guess about Uncle Herschel that we
all find comforting on a strange sort of level. I
guess the sight of an older gentleman sitting in a
chair leaning against a wooden barrel fills us with a
sort of warmth and security that were somehow missing in
(06:47):
our society, which does make a certain amount of sense
of me to sit long enough and think.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
About it after drinking a couple of beers. But the
thing of it.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Is, Cracker Barrel had stated that basically the menu I
was gonna stay the same. It's like I said, I
love the pancakes at Cracker Barrel, and as long as
they don't change the pancakes, then I don't give a
fuck what's on the logo. They can have Uncle Herschel
(07:18):
just sitting there wearing a hot pink thong for all
I care. As long as the food is staying the same.
What's the problem. I'm not quite getting it. I suppose
this is something more along the lines of basic psychology,
(07:38):
in that Cracker Barrel, with the ambiance, with the decorps,
the menu, the logo. It is something that's comforting in
a society that is very stressed, particularly for those of
us in my age bracket and slightly younger, maybe in
(07:59):
the forties and whatnot, thirties forties. It's something that reminds
you of home in a world that has gone completely
crazy and upside down on most days, cracker barrel is
something that's reassuring, and maybe Uncle Herschel and the logo
and all that went along with it reminds us of
something that's safe and happy. That is the only reasoning
(08:26):
that I can come up with to explain what everyone
has gone So goddamn ape shit over this logo change.
It makes no goddamn sense otherwise, But what do I know.
I'm not a psychologist, nor am I a business consultant.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I'm just some dipshit with a podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
So recently, while cruising through my Instagram feed, I came
across a rather interesting story which concerns a man who
breaks up with his girlfriend because she doesn't believe in dinosaurs.
So it would seem that this twenty six year old
man ended his six month relationship after he learned that
(09:13):
his girlfriend does not believe in evolution, and she is
one of those firm believers that the Earth is only
six thousand years old and therefore dinosaurs could not possibly exist.
He reasoned that her logic would not be compatible in
the relationship, especially in the raising of eventual children if
(09:35):
they were to do so, and he decided to break
it off with this woman. Now I'm confused, how does
somebody not believe that dinosaurs existed? The fossil evidence has
been around for countless years. You can't swing a dead
(09:57):
t rex without hitting a dinosaur assil somewhere. The fully
reconstructed skeletons are in museums and institutions all over the world.
What does she think these are like playdose sculptures that
they're sticking out there to buffalo the public. It's like,
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in fact, dinosaurs did exist. They were here for countless
millions of years. So get with the reality of the situation.
But then again, this is yet another side effect of
the ignorance which has become so prevalent in our society,
where people are flat out rejecting science and going with
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this nonsensical ideologies that they're following, such as the case
as those people who do not believe in vaccinations. The
anti vaxxers their case, what a feeble case. It is,
is based off of pseudoscience or lies or stuff that
they make up as they go along. And we're seeing
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the results now and the fact that people are not
vaccinating measles among other things is making a big comeback.
But in the end, these people don't care about facts.
All they care about is their own convoluted logic. It's
like the complete and total buffoons who continue to push
the notion that the Earth is flat when there was
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overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
What is it going to take to convince you that
the Earth is not flat? It is, in fact an orb.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Aristoceenes proved this some four thousand years ago when he
observed that shadows were different links and different locations at
roughly the same time of the day, thus proving there
had to be some sort of curve to the Earth.
It's absolutely amazing when you consider that a man some
four thousand years ago, who had no technology to rely on,
(12:00):
had more sense than the dumbasses these days who have
computers and whatnot coming out the Ying Yang. It is
hard to believe that the human species has become this
absolute dumb and stupid.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Then we have these new age buffoons who don't use.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Deodorant because they believe the chemicals in the deodorant are
dangerous to one's health. You know what, I don't want
to have to put up with your body stench because
you believe the chemicals are gonna cause you health problems. Again,
this is a wild crock of shit. I really don't
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believe that anyone has ever dropped over dead from using deodorant.
Just show me one shred of tangible evidence where someone
has suffered serious health consequences by slapping some deodorant under
their yes. And as far as this nonsense that the
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Earth is only six thousand years old, let me just
tell you that one of my hobbies over the years
has been exploring caves, and the geology of caves tells
us much about the Earth because caves are very old,
millions of years old, and we have the proof to
back it up in the growth rate of the formations
(13:29):
these stalactites and the stalagmites. And trust me, I have
cracked my head a number of times on stalactites. They're
millions of years old. So don't go around saying, oh,
the Earth is only six thousand years old, because it
is not. Any fool with two good eyes can see,
for example, like the Grand Canyon, the different layers over
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the years. That is a process that it did not
happen overnight. So please let us come out of our
childish stupor and start to accept reality for what it is.
Will be much better off in the long run. And yes,
to sum up here, dinosaurs did exist. So now let
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me move along here and relay an interesting story concerning
ice or as I like to call them, the American Gestapo.
During a recent ice operation in Los Angeles, where the
federal agents were apprehending some alleged immigrant on some sort
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of immigration violation, a tow truck driver by the name
of Bobby Munez allegedly hooked up his tow truck and
towed away one of the ice vehicles at the scene.
This resulted in some chaos as one of the ice
agents actually ran on foot after the tow truck who
(15:00):
is driving off with the federal vehicle in tow. The
tow truck was apprehended, as was mister Neunez, and the
federal agents are bragging that mister Newonez could face up
to ten years in prison for his actions. To tell
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you the truth, I feel that mister Neunez should be
receiving a medal in this situation, especially when you consider
that most of the actions of the American Gestapo are
highly questionable and unethical. But you have to appreciate the
humor in this situation in that it all turned into
(15:45):
a Keystone Cops fiasco very quickly. Here we have this
group of alleged crack elite federal officers who can't manage
to prevent one of their vehicles from being towed away
right under their very no during one of their Gestapo operations.
(16:06):
And then the fact that one of the as clowns
actually has to chase the vehicle down only adds to
the jocularity of this highly pathetic set of circumstances. But
here is the bottom line, folks. This is the combined
effort of Uncle Donnie and the American Gestapo aka ICE,
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flushing your tax payer dollars right down the fricking toilet.
I really don't see how the pathetic stormtrooper actions of
Ice is helping us to make America great again. Maybe
I'm just missing something here. Perhaps if I put a
maga hat on my head. It would help my brain
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to figure it out, but I doubt it. And also,
let's get together an effort to get Bobby Nunez out
of jail.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Is that not like a plan?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
After all, if we can be leaning on some of
the terrorists who were engaged in the insurrection on the
nation's capital, then we could show a toad truck driver
a little leniency because after all, he was making a
political statement, and a rather effective one at that.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Just saying, now, let.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Me entertain you with a recent story that concerns a
missing Texas woman who was found living with a lost
African tribe in a Scottish forest.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Now you would think.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
That an African tribe in a forest in Scotland wouldn't
be quite so complex.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Well this is.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
But I will try to make this entire story as
simple and understandable as possible, because it really makes no
sense to me to begin with. But let's dive right
into this set of circumstances.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
The tribe is known.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
As the Kingdom of Kubala, and they are making the
claim that they are living in a forest in Jedburgh,
Scotland to reclaim land that was taken from their ancestors
from in the Scottish Highlands some four hundred years ago.
The group is headed up by their leader, who was
(18:26):
known as King at the Hennie and I'm hoping I'm
pronouncing his Highness's name correctly. He is thirty six years
old and was formerly an opera performer known as Kofi Opa.
Of course, by his side is his lovely wife known
as Queen Nandy, and their ever faithful servant who is
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known as as Not. And this has been revealed that
as Not is actually the woman from Texas who was
reported missing somehow. She want going from Texas to Scotland,
to the forest to this kingdom to become the servant
of the royal family there or thereabouts?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Are you following me? Are you following this? Now? Listen carefully.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I said this was complicated, as it turns out, as
Not is actually Cora Taylor from Texas, who was reported
missing by her relatives some time ago. In a recent statement,
Ms Taylor, otherwise known as as Not or something to
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that effect, has stated that she is not a hopeless child,
she knows what she's doing and she's staying in the
Kingdom in the forest. The group has stated that they
do not recognize local laws concerning their situation and why
they're not to be there, and they have encountered harassment
from some of the locals who don't quite understand the
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lifestyle of the Royal Kingdom.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
They have been handed.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Their eviction orders and even endured something of an assault
when locals tried to burn down their settlement their shelters.
The king, the Royal Highness, has declared that he is
a descendant of the Messiah.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
They live a modest lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
They would seem to wash in a in a nearby creek.
They live in tents, and they commune with nature. They
live in fear of nobody because they claim that they
are under the protection of the Creator Yaho wah, and
I think I pronounced that correctly, Yahawa. They have gone
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on to claim that they're a forgotten tribe of Hebrews,
with their king tracing his lineage back to David the Messiah.
They have also levied the claim that they forefathers were
banished when Elizabeth the expelled native black Jacobites the Jacobites
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or however you pronounce that. Trust me, this is all
new for me here, so I'm just bear with me.
I'm doing the best I can. You don't offering counter
royal tribes in Scottish forests. They are hoping that their
existence can bring other lost tribes back to the forest
as well, which would be a rather interesting situation, to
say the least, because they believe that nobody in particular
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owns the land and the earth belongs to the Father.
They are refusing to acknowledge any eviction, and they're gonna
stay to establish their authority and power, just as their
ancestors had done.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
They go on to state that this is a journey
of hope, is a.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Pilgrimage if you will, Okay, I hope you kind of
got the gist of what's going on here with this
lost African tribe in the forest in Scotland. Now you
would think that I'm kind of coming down on these people,
but I'm not. In fact, I somewhat envy them. I
wish I could go off to the forest and start
my own kingdom, the kingdom of roy where clothing would
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be optional, of course, except in the winner when you'd
had to wear something otherwise you know, I might get
frostbied on my balls. Let me kind of bottom line
this for you here, because back in the day, we
had a word for this sort of thing. It was
known as a commune. Okay, this would be a commune
with all the hippies who went off to live in
(22:40):
the woods with free love and free drugs and free
god only.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Knows what else.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Now they don't refer to themselves as communes. Now they
are royal kingdoms who are led by heads of state
and assorted royalty. I guess maybe they're trying to have
themselves declared as a sovereign nation so that they can
kind of like skirt past all the trespassing laws and
(23:06):
all the other affiliated rules and regulations which really don't
allow any of us to really take up residents in
the forest somewhere.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Again, it would be a nice thing to do, but
it's not really. It's kind of frowned upon.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I'm really kind of surprised that Trump has not slapped
these people with taraffs as of yet, but give it
some time. He will when he finds out about them,
trust me, but not to be more of an ass
than I already am. Let's face reality, this is kind
of living on somebody else's dime. That's what it comes
(23:40):
to do. Just like the communes with the hippies. You
don't want to deal with society anymore, you don't want
to pay bills.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
You go off and you live in the woods. And
that's what this is here.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
And the fact of the matter, they, like I said,
they want to encourage other tribes to come in the
forest too, So now you're gonna have a forest full
of royalty running around doing god on you know what else.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
But that's what this comes down to. It. It's kind
of a free ride. Now.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Granted, I do respect and understand their creative approach to this.
There's something to be said for this. I think, quite honestly,
they should be allowed to keep their kingdom.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Long term. Is there some sort of a solution here,
not that I know of.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I mean, they're probably gonna get bored with being in
the woods all the time and just leave the forest
and go back to whatever it was they were doing
before they became loyalty in this tribe. So that's my
thought on the subject. So but best of luck to
them and the king and all his subjects over there
in Scotland.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I hope it all works out for them. I really do,
and do not know what it is now. Time for me.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
To scurry out the door and wrap up this episode
of the podcast.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Just a reminder, it almost slipped my attention.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
The last episode that we did was the one hundredth
episode on this podcast, one hundred episodes. I never imagine
would make it to one hundred episodes, one hundred episodes,
and God only knows what right. So for those who
you know two or three dozen people who listen, thank
you very much.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Couldn't have made it without you. But anyways, also want
to remind you there's probably gonna be.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Another one hundred episodes coming up, so you want to
subscribe to this podcast and enjoy the verbal assault. It
is free to subscribe. It is available on most major
platforms out there. Will you listen, so feel free to
do so. So until next time, be nice, be careful.
If you decide to set up your own kingdom in
(25:43):
a forest, then by all means, have at it.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Enjoy, and so long for now, Bye bye,
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