Trump's Two N-Words

President Trump explains his nuclear nickname system at Quantico, posts a racist deepfake of Democratic leaders hours after a "serious" meeting, and announces a drug discount website called TrumpRx that won't exist until 2026.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Kalaroga Shark media from Quantico where you don't want to
say the N word. This is valid. Hold on a second,
don't get us canceled. Let's hit this. I'm Patrick Guttfeld
and President Trump gave a seventy two minute speech at
Marine Corps based Quantico on Tuesday, and during his remarks,

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he decided to share his personal nickname for nuclear weapons,
the N word, No, the other N word nuclear. Trump
told the room full of military officers that Russian spokesperson
Dmitri Medvedev had been throwing around nuclear threats about three
months ago, so he moved a submarine or two over
to the coast of Russia, you know, casual Tuesday activities,
just parking a couple of nuclear submarines like their Honda Civics.

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The President explained his reasoning, we can't let people throw
around that word. I call it the N word. There
are two N words, and you can't use either of them. Now.
I don't want to tell the President how to do
his job, but maybe when you're find that there are
two N words that nobody should use, you might want
to reconsider using that particular letter as your go to

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abbreviation system. There are twenty five other letters available. I'm
really hoping we use the I word. Trump went on
to reassure everyone that if it comes down to it,
we have more nuclear weapons than anyone else. We have
better ones, we have newer ones, which is comforting in
the same way it's comforting when someone says, don't worry,

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I have the newest flamethrower. I mean great, we can
create more nuclear winter than the other guys. This isn't
even the first time he's made this reference. Back in June,
Trump posted on truth Social about Medvedev casually throwing around
the N word nuclear. He even put an exclamation point
in parentheses, which is a bold punctuation choice when discussing

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potential nuclear annihilation. Medvedev, for his part, had threatened to
activate the Soviet Union's dead Hand doomsday nuclear system, a
device that automatically launches nuclear weapons if it senses Moscow
has been attacked. So we've officially entered the setate and
forget it phase of nuclear deterrence, and on August first,

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Trump followed through, announcing he'd ordered two nuclear submarines to
appropriate regions, which raises the question what makes a region
appropriate for a nuclear submarine. Is there a zagat guide
for this? President Trump met with House Minority Leader Hakeem
Jeffries and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer at the White
House on Monday for what attendees described as a serious

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and substantive conversation about avoiding a government shutdown. No deal
was reached, but everyone agreed it was very productive and professional.
Then a few hours later, Trump posted an AI generated
deep fake video of the two Democratic leaders to social media.
The video shows Jeffries wearing a sombrero, standing silently while

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mariachi music plays in the background. As a fake Schumer
delivers a manufactured rant about giving health care to undocument
and at immigrants so they'll vote Democrat. You know the
kind of thing you post after a serious, substantive meeting
on Tuesday morning, standing on the Capitol steps with dozens
of House Democrats in less than fourteen hours before a
potential government shut down. Jeffreys responded, Mister President, when I'm

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back in the Oval office. Say it to my face
when I'm back in the Oval office is a pretty
confident thing to say while standing outside during a funding crisis.
But I respect the energy. Other House Democrats were equally
thrilled about the video. Representative Gregory Meeks of New York said,
I think that we are getting close to a constitutional

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problem because I think the President is sick. I think
there's something wrong with the man really, which is a
diplomatic way of saying what many people were probably thinking. Anyway,
release the Epstein files be right back. President Trump announced
on Tuesday that Pfizer has agreed to offer significantly discounted

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prescription drugs to American consumers, with some medications seeing price
cuts of fifty to one hundred percent. The drugs will
be available through a new federal government website called Trump
RX Trump RREX not America RX, not US REX. Trump
made the announcement in the Oval Office alongside Pfiser CEO

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Albert Borla, who explained what inspired this sudden attack of conscience.
The President threatened one hundred percent tariffs on drugs made
outside the United States. The President is absolutely right. Tariff
is the most powerful tool to motivate behavior's, mister, President
Borla said, and clearly motivated ours right. Yes, nothing screams

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we genuinely care about affordable healthcare. Quite like a CEO
admitting you threatened to bankrupt us. So here we are
very heartwarming, really tugs at the emotions. Borla called the
old pricing system an unfair situation that Pfiser was now
heroically reversing, which which is a fascinating way to describe
decades of price gouging. Sorry about that whole charging you

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ten times what we charge Europeans. Thing are bad anyway,
we'd like a parade now. Trump said this would save
American consumers and taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars a year,
which sounds impressive until you remember that pharmaceutical companies make
hundreds of billions of dollars a year, so we're talking

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about them giving back roughly the amount they spend on
office coffee. Portions of today's program were made with the
help of RX and AI