Sliver Bullet Sessions EP 7 (ILLI-Noise)

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
In there, folks. Before we dive in, just a friendly
reminder that Beer Belly Sports is a podcast, not a
mensa meeting. They're not CNN, ESPN, not your mom's book club,
and they're definitely not to be trusted with an intelligent thought.
They're here for laughs, beer, and a good time, not
pulid surprises or perfect stats. The opinions, hot takes, and

(00:22):
wild predictions you're about to hear are strictly their own
and possibly influenced by whatever was on tap earlier in
the day. If you should take anything that they say
too seriously, that's on you, Bubba. So crack a cold one,
sit on back, and remember. It's all good fun, just
a bunch of Minnesotans talkin' sports, sippin' beer, sometimes making sense,

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and demonstrating the thoughts that kept them out of the
really good schools. Everybody, please just take a breath and
we'll begin.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Dust off your boots.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
It's time to hit the floor. The Silver Bullet's calling.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Can't ignore Travis and Sam this fin and tells to
nine a baseball Bruce and Hollywood's ride lines step right up.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
To the Silver Bullet sessions where country meets pop Culture Confessions,
Swinging partner at the finel play line, dance in Arcade's.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
Away from Home, Runs to Home, Bruce Silver Screams and
Country Blues. These boys have got it all, so come on, y'all,
have a little ball. Sam's Tmkin pitches, Travis caught the Place,

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the serving up stories like the good old Days.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Movies roll like tumble.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
Weeds across the screens in the song he tk we
Live in the Tree.

Speaker 7 (02:23):
The nineties, Young Music's Loud, Grab your partner, join the crowd,
the Silver Bullet Shining Bride, Let's make some memories and nights.
Step right up to the Silver Bullet Sessions where country

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meets pop culture Confessors.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
Swing your partner at the fiddle play We're lying dancing
our cady.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
What's up, everybody? Welcome back to the air with Oh.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
I've really screwed that up.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
It's been a minute. Welcome back to another episode of
the Silver Bullet Sessions, and we are live from the
Nary Runway Lounge. Is what I was trying to say
here in our in his own producer's house, Matthew Jeffrey
to my right and to my left this week is
well absolutely nobody, because yeah, Sam is basically dead.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
He's dead now, he's dead to us whatever, It's fine.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
But no, Sam's actually on his honeymoon right now, and
we will get into that later.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Lose.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
But we got a full pod on tap for this week.
We got our fantasy football updates. We're gonna talk a
little bit about the MLB season. We're gonna give you
the Bowling update. We're gonna dive into a more travel
shit from my experience. We're doing our beer review, but

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we're gonna do a movie review. But and then we
got a snake draft at the end. And in between
all that, we are gonna deep dive into whatever we
possibly can come up with. So let's let's just get
into it.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, let's get into it again.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
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Speaker 2 (05:01):
You know what, let's just be blessed that we have
that one location. Yeah, two locations. But so let's dive
into it here. I have my fantasy football update.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Okay, I got mine too.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
And uh, let me tell you I won in our league,
the Beer Belly Sports League. I lost in my other league,
and I will tell you what. It was just a
classic case of overmanaging last minute overmanaging too, because I
didn't set my line up till about six o'clock on Thursday.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Well, I mean I usually don't wait. I wait till
about like ten thirty eleven, after I know all the
injury reports are out.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
I mean I left.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
I hate sin.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
I left forty seven points on my bench.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Dude, that's fucking tough.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
And I lost by lost by.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Eight oh fu Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, but I'm gonna go and say it was all
Geno Smith's fault. He's not my quarterback. He can throw
the football. He he cannot throw the football. He's got
to go, has.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
To where he's gonna go get trade bench him.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
I don't care. I'm still I'm brock Bauers. Last week
goes for forty three points, right, and all of a sudden,
we just he has one target? What are we doing?

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Not looking good? No?

Speaker 2 (06:36):
They won the week that he had forty three Fantasy
points too. Imagine that? Can you even imagine? But uh yeah,
the league I won. You know, I had some guys,
uh js N js N went off. Breese Hall's finally

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playing very well, which is fun because he sucked for
the first like five weeks. And oh, Jamiir Gibbs at
himself a football game, he sure did. Jalen Hurts was terrible.
Should have played Matthew Stafford again. Little overmanagement on my

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part maybe happens. It's just got to be better. And
you know what, I'll do this readier hand up accountability.
I'm throwing the hand up for this week. I haven't
overmanaged all year, and it was this week that I
had to. And I don't love myself for that. I
hadn't done it all year. But we're lating to the season.

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I think I know ball and I.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Apparently don't terrible.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, so I went one in one in my two
leagues for fantasy, and I'm just looking forward to flush this.
I had a chance to beat the number one team
in my one league, and I screwed it up.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
I'll tell you, I'm gonna show you what I have
from mine. Ye. Now I'm in. I made the horrible
decision being not one, not two, but three, but four leagues.
That's a bad fucking idea.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
That's just now.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
When I did have kids, different story and more time.
Now I'm like way busy with Beerbally sports and all
this ship, actual work and girlfriend kids like I have time,
so be honest, like one of my ladies, I go.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Man, yeah, you just kind of let it ride. Yeah,
you don't even look at a waiver wire.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
You go, No, I just got I was going, man,
if I do I need to? Uh? Anyways, I have
the White Bronco aka Josh Allen shipped to bed for me.
I don't even know about him.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
And then I added the Carolina's running back Dolly.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Good, good pickup, great pickup. Actually did my receiving course
pretty legit. Demante Smith from the Eagles and also uh
Saint Brown for the Lions, so really really good. You
hear the humming. Yeah, it's from the board. Oh okay,
that's what it is. So it's all right. Uh. Then

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the other ones I have zach Ertz. I don't have
a tight end because I lost Tucker Craft, so I'm like, oh, no,
piece together, Matthew. So that is my best friends league.
And then I have in our league for sports, I'm
four and six not looking good.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, I'm six and four, so I'm on the opposite
end of that spectrumself.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
And then for our league, Jeered Goof is playing pretty well.
Twenty four points, three, touchdown three three and twenty yards. Yeah.
I got him in my other league and the other
one that it's I picked him first overall pick in
our league was Barkley hit and miss. He did give

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me thirteen points only sixty yards Jacobs for so I
played Jada who was in Bruce's wife. Ye, she beat
the thirties.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Fucking dude, it's stupid how good they are.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
So I either had from Monday, I had the Packers
and I had the Eagles all on my team. Yep,
and they should it was not no.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
I actually turned it off me too. I turned That
was Sunday Night football, wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
No? Monday. That was last night.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Oh yeah, I turned it. I turned it off and
went to bed on Monday night.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Sunday night was the Steelers and Chargers. That gross game
as well. But I also had Marvin Harrison junior.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
You know, I had him last year and you know, we're.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Trying to have every money to throw it to. But
he had three receptions, third, three yards and the TD
got her. One of my favorites. I used to play
softball with him. Really humble brag. That was subtle, very
very good athlete. This was seen as a sophomore at St.
S U. So by the way, we'rearing a jack grab
a shirt unerneath this. Jackson also Keenan Allen. He didn't

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he didn't do ship for me, but uh, the first
two weeks he was on fire because Herbert was doing
really good.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
And then after that I kind of just I didn't
start JMO. I really really that was one of those
last minute the seasons.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
See, that's where we are season.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
For a Lions fan or not Lions fan. JMO is
uh is h James and Williams.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, and that's kind of where we are in the
point of the NFL season. Now, you know, it's as
a fantasy owner. God, it's tough because you've watched a
guy suck for two weeks and then play really good
week three, and then suck for two more. So you're
just trying to pick whatever path you think they're gonna
go and whatever trend they're getting on, and then it's

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always just my luck that they do the exact opposite
of what I need them to do. Like I love
when it works out. You bench a guy and he
gets two points, but when you leave forty seven points
on his couch, that's that is.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Catastrophe one of the other ones I have. So I
go to my sleeper league, which is my dynasty league
that I have. I got Herbert as my starter. Yeah,
dog dog. Then I have the run back from Miami.
Ah is it anchie or how of whatever? Run back
from Miami? Anyways, forty points.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Because Mike McDaniel still have a Jobhow he does? How
does he have a job still?

Speaker 3 (12:21):
From our receiving corps, I got Justin Jefferson and Saint Brown.
I have a solid receiving court.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, those are two.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
And my tight end Sam Laporta.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, dude, he's got a couple of monster games.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Too, and then this is a it's a super flex yep.
So I have Baker Mayfield my second QB. Yeah, we
got we have to make our beer belly. Want a
two QB league. I think I'm going to suggest to
everybody We're going to do a dynasty league if you
want to. Yep. Love that, Uh, just for the fact
that it'll be fun to do. Yeah. Anyways, I crushed

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that one, so overall I went. I went two and
two over the over the week. Yeah, so not bad,
but at the same time, could have been better because
you split one of them. I didn't really pay tention
to is because I don't care.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
And my problem with both my leagues is I'm four
and six and one and six and four in the other.
I'm not winning either of those, not even close.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
No, it doesn't matter because I was dead last in
my group with Dibble. Yeah, I'd beat him in the
first round, the number one guy.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Playoffs. Playoffs do matter. You got to get hot at
the right time. But you know, I would rather be
I think I'd rather be really bad at fantasy and
just be like, well, this is this season for me.
You can blame it on where you drafted you can
blame it on how who got hurt? Who sucked that

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wasn't supposed to that you wasted a draft pick on
like me taking brock Bauers in the first round thanks
to Sam's advice and not to throw him under the bus.
But consider yourself run over. Oh dead to me anyway.
But what I what I now want to get into, Matthew,

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is how about our lions.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
The roar has been restored. Yep, we got it.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Our lions. Get that helmet out here here, that's sick.
Actually he's got a little replica helmet.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
That is from the two thousands helmets.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Dude, just think you could put this on a newborn
baby's head, probably.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Having a baby recently. Try it just for a test.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Right, maybe take the padding out would be anyway? Just
just I love it. People are some people had mixed
feelings about Dan Campbell calm plays. I loved it. He
he didn't do that out of spite. I don't think
I think he did it to show his kind of

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green oc Hey.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
That's how we do it.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
This is how we do it.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
No punts, Yeah, fuck it, send it, no punts.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
And I love that he did it. And again, don't
think it was a shot. But sometimes as a play caller,
you get into these trends and you can't.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Really get yourself out.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
And I think it was good to see, you know,
it was good to see them play like that.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
It was very because kind of not saying struggled defensive.
I mean, they'd been dealing a lot of injuries and
already secondary once again, you have a lot of injuries.
But the Lions have finally I feel like they finally
got there what they want. Gibbs has looked very very well.
The receiving corps besides Saint Brown, have been really really well.

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Jamo has been on fire lately. Defensive wise, hutch has
still getting he I think he leads the league in
either pressures or hurries. I know, yeah, sacks, but he's
up there, yep.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
I think it's pressure.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
So he leads. He leads the league in that, So
that that tells me that obviously it's not about like
the number don't show about sacks, but I knows he's
getting to the quarterback and scaring and throwing them out
the river.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
But I mean, realistically, I think sacks are kind of
been overrated statistic that gets looked at because I mean
most guys, like top tier guys are averaging one sack.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Again, you know I want to ask you this.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Speaking of sacks, just goes to the vikings. Dallas Turner
got called for his sack. He put all his weight
on the quarterback.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Stupid rule is dumb.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Like how do you stop? You can't you stop.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
If you're falling to the ground.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
As someone who get sacked before.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Me too, it doesn't feel great, but but you can't
if you try to stop your momentum and you try
to swing them.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yep, well then it's another roll them if you roll them.
So there's really no good way for these guys to
do it. But I honestly think QB pressures are more
valuable than sacks just because you're getting the ball out,
you're making them make a bad throw like sacks themselves.
Me and Davis were actually just talking about this with t. J. Watt,

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one of the most overrated players.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
He has not played well in the past. To oo ever,
that is another hot take.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
I shouldn't have said ever, but I'm gonna stick.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
By it, like oh said it here.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Like again, it's just yeah, he'll get a sack a game.
But other than that, he's taken off every damn run play.
He's only he's only truly playing the passing plays. And
what's more valuable, a really good d end that rushes. Well,

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that's the thing. Because d ns are dumb. All they
have to do is go forward, and qbs are now
good enough and agile enough that that doesn't really phase them.
They're looking to get out of the pocket.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
You don't see the big bens out there anymore.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
No, even Brady.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
If Brady to Brady can move a little bit.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
I mean a little bit, but you wouldn't consider him
a scrambler.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Brad Johnson. Cool, there's a statue right there. Yep, that
guy's not moving.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
But like, these guys are too good. And once you
give up outside contained because your dumb ass went flying
by him five yards downfield, you're screwed. And then everyone
in the everyone in coverage has to turn and wonder
is this guy gonna run? And that's when you see
broken plays happen for big yardage.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Like shout out to Brad Johnson, friend the show. He's
been on the show a couple times. I'll send it
to you.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, but uh yeah, I just I just that's my
take on that. But gold Lions, that's I am super
happy about that. And I didn't even get to watch
the game. I watched highlight. I was yeah. And also,

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let's talk about let's happened, let's talk, let's talk. No, No,
I got one more football thing to talk about before.
Let's let's talk about nine, shall we? Nine JJ McCarthy
and his alter ego nine. This guy beats the Lions,

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comes out and says, yeah, I have an alter ego,
comes out when I play. His name's nine.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Shut up.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, dude, he is so cringey it almost makes me
like want to root for him, though, what like just
the ship he says like he meditates and the ship
he does says, like him mean mugging in the locker

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room as if he's only talk as if he's been
like a five year vet instead of playing like fucking five. Yeah,
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Yeah, just kind of arrogant, doesn't really know what he's doing.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
And before he figures it out. Kind of deal. Yeah,
but what to come out in an interview and be like, yeah,
I have an alter ego, call him nine. It's like,
shut up, dude, you're just calling yourself your number. Shut up,
get out of her. And the best is it's so

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cringey that it's making Vikings fans turn against him because
he played like ship this last weekend. No, but I
think it is. So it's actually so funny because.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
There was a couple of balls that actually were pretty good.
Granted they're better than Carson Wentz. Granted they're they a
lot better passes, even though I hate say it, Max Brosmer,
but there was some good pass that I saw, and
there was some I'm like going.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Like against the Lions though two weeks ago, he made
the one really good pass and that was it.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
That was the back of the end zone. Yeah, yeah,
I rolled out to the right and just.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
And that was it. Though they barely threw the ball.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yeah, because it was in the Lions the Lions defense
running is not really the running.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Let me look how many.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Because I remember I think he threw a couple of interceptions.
He did, threw two said fucking pismissiles to the fucking
God and got picked off. Oh yeah by the Ravens
that's who we played.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Uh yeah, he got picked off and just uh, even
from just an expert positivity, he was beyond. I don't
know if you saw he was beyond. Oh. I text him,
I said, like, what's your need? Of course need is
throwing fire on the fire. What you need? Your reaction
fucking sends me a list. I'm like, I'm gonna use
every one of these. He's like, go for it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
But it was just I think it's insane and also
insane that the Lions. We were talking about Dan Campbell
changing up the play calling, well, after watching them against
the Vikings, you have to I almost predicted every single
play that they were running. It was first down, let's

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try and run it up the middle. Here you go, Jamir,
here you go David. And then from there on it
was just play actions and they couldn't run the football
very well, which sucks because that kind of takes them
out of everything they really do well.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
But it was just so bad. And you look at
the where they played it, like play they play the Ravens,
and it looked bad. Granted, their defense in the red
zone like really well against the Ravens, they I think
they only scored once actually a touchdown in the red zone.
Otherwise it was just field goals. Yep, So all right,
good for you. For doing that, but your offense didn't
do fucking shit.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
There was a lot of people criticizing ko Seek of
him not making the right plays is not he is
to tell you what.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
I will tell you what he is under the fucking
gunness sort really like he is never there hot take No,
it's not I Hey, I I see a lot of
hater Vikings tweets from Vikings fans. They don't they don't
love him because they're not winning, however, many games, but
in blowing teams out. But JJ McCarthy, that game is

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fourteen and twenty five for one hundred and forty three yards.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Okay, so average.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
I mean, it's not good. It's not bad, but that's
not insane for him to be mean mugging in the
locker room like that, like shut.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Up, you ain't nothing yet. No wait, okay, just like
Tom Brady did this. Until you win a couple of
super Bowls, go ahead and say what you want. After that,
do you win a couple of super Bowls or at
least a super Bowl, say what you can't? You have
no fucking right.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Brother, You're on the brink of even trying to make them.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Like you had one in a quarter of a game,
maybe two two in a quarter of a game, and
that is it. You're fucking mean Mouggan.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, so I don't have that. I think it's cringey.
I think he's and I started this year hoping he
would do well, but now seeing what happens when he
does do well, like it's he's no Kirk Cousins screaming
you like that on Monday night.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
A fucking Michigan thing.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
It could be Holy Ship Michigan, stay with Kirk Cousin. Yeah,
those motherfuckers.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Is is JJ from Michigan? I know he obviously went
to school at Michigan, But is he from the Michigan area,
because that would make sense. It feels like a lot
of Michigan pewer It's just fucking arrogant, except for.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah, let's see this will makes sense. He is from Evanston, Illinois.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
There's more than one Illinois.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Well, yeah, Illinois.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
No, it's Illinois. Don't do this, don't you.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Don't think I know it's Illinois. Good God, Yeah, Illinois
and grew up in Lagrange Park, So I mean it
all checks out. I'm sure it's what.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
I put in Illinois. As with two s's no.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
You gotta spell it like noise, like the word noise. Yeah,
I mean it's they have a zoo there. First picture
that came up, it's a suburb of Illinois. Yeah, it's
a suburb of Chicago. Gonna assume, I'm gonna assume and yep,

(26:04):
but uh yeah, that's that's my take. And Lions, who
do we got this week? I can't even look at
I think it's something good too. Oh it's the Eagles.
I think we'll be fine. I think competitive.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
How they look or have they looked on Monday night?
We got a chance. Barkley is not played very well,
considering the fact that the defense for the Lions isn't
for the off running defense isn't really all that well,
which I'm kind of nervous about. Receivers for the Lion
or receiver for the Eagles are legitily pretty good to
end Dallas godd It's also is.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Yeah to me, it'll be a five. It'll be a
good football game about.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Is this it's not a prime time is it? Sorry?
Even throwing you I should started getting like the Lion's
schedule in here too, Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Just pulling up all the NFL scores, getting the Lions
games up there.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
And I have I have the wild schedule, I got
the Vikings schedule. I kind of just have a line.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
You probably should honestly, but uh yep, seven twenty Sunday
night football.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
All right, that'll be.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
So now getting into this because we haven't ton of
show in two weeks. I've been on the road. I
was at Sam's wedding down in Tucson. The Dirty Tea,
the Dirty Tea back again. Nothing's changed down there. It
was eighty six and Sonny all week.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
He sent me a snap, and I send you a snap.
How cold it was here?

Speaker 2 (27:40):
You're like, yeah, no, I was probably.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Well anybody nice down there? No, No, your tender wasn't
going nuts.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
No, I don't. I don't falk with tinder or anything
like that. No, I don't do that.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Go to the bars, do the old school away.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Nope, that's too oh boy.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
No.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
But uh so I was gone for Sam's wedding, so
we didn't get to recap the MLB season. We'll get
more into Sam's wedding in just a second. But MLB season.
I was fucking heartbroken that the Blue Jays lost in
the fashion that they did.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Even though you are you hate hate Canaday, hate Canada.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
I was rooting my nuts off for the Blue Jays though,
because I hate the Dodgers that much more. It was
just so disappointing, but quite possibly in my life, actually
in my lifetime, that is the best World series that's
ever happened as far as like game wise go. And
I didn't have a dog in that race. I hate

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both teams.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
I woke up, you know, it was in eleventh ending.
I was like, fuck, this game is still going on.
Holy shit. I mean I was busy doing it somewhere else,
and I realized, I'm like.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
We won't deep dive into what I'm.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Pretty sure my son doesn't listen to this one, but
so that's fine. Yeah, but you guys want pitching advice
from YouTube.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Well.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
I can do that.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
So yeah, I was disappointed with the World series, but
one of the best that I've ever had the pleasure
of watching. I got to watch every single game, one
of them here, you know, right, And and I just
am looking forward to next year Twins New Higher.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
What do you think we kind of we didn't really die.
We didn't have a show last week, so I thought
so as well, we broke it live on the show.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Yeah, But the more I just get to stew on
it and sit on it and think on it. Oh
my god, what they did rid of one of my
least favorite coaches in the Twins organization that he was
like he got rid of he was Tommy walking walk
like he got so many dudes thrown.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
Out three years ago. I was like, do this dude
needs a.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, but you're also not doing your job if you're
not getting guys thrown out at the plate. A couple
of times it was like on a game by Basis,
and he's been with the Twins for forever.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
I get that they went to Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Went to the Braves, so good, good for tom for Tommy.
But if I wanted to come on here and say this,
if the Twins trade Joe Ryan, I'm fucking out. I
am fucking out, fucking off, And I don't know what
I exactly do because I couldn't. I've been watching baseball

(30:54):
for way too long to like pick a new team
to root for. You're a fan of Pablo, oh god,
he sucks too, But if they get rid of Joe Ryan,
they better get something crazy for him after that. That
ain't happening. Yeah, like you have to get a star.

(31:16):
You're trading your statistically best pitcher. Yeah, you have to
get someone. And if they do trade him and don't
get someone, that's even crazier because you are now we're
entering a rebuild. They gutted the team again, correct, and
guys were guys were inks for probably four years, most

(31:40):
of them, like the key pieces. Like I'm sorry, you
can't build a team around Buxton. Can't cannot And everyone's saying, well,
he's played two seasons in a row over one hundred games.
Because they switched him to d H, you're losing the
best his defense.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
I honestly wonder if that was in his contract, the
d H for a one year to keep him healthy.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
I don't know. But like you got him as a
spectacular defensive center fielder, and that's why you allowed him
to suck at the plate for as long as he did.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Uh. You know, and I and I know if you
d H, when you're used to playing a positional player
or a positional position, you will suck at the plate
because you're not used to you just getting.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Up And he won a Silver Slugger, so it's not
like he was It's not.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Like he was terrible, no, because he played all year, right,
but it's like it's a handful.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
When they drafted him, it wasn't for him to come
into the MLB and hit home runs like it just wasn't.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
They saw him. It was like, maybe he's a double
or triple. He was fucking hitting yops. Yeah, I mean
that's this guy could fucking hit.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
That's great, but he can also steal bases. I didn't
even look at his strikeouts, but I can't imagine they
were good. I don't think, you know, And it's like,
you know, how much better of a player he was
if he hit ten last home runs, jumped up to
like a two, I'll even give him like two eighty
five hitter with unheard of now right, and then stole

(33:26):
fifty bags on top of he's that fast though, Okay,
we'll say thirty we'll say thirty bags. Yeah, And but
he just doesn't do it because he likes sent Homer.
He reminds me of fucking Willie Mays Haye will Yeah,
And I hate it. I'm frustrated with the Twins. I'm

(33:48):
frustrated with everything that's happened, and I'm already frustrated for
the future of the Twins after this offseason.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Give me an earlier prediction of the Twins.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Terrible, fucking terrible, got it? They're gonna be awful. Am
I gonna pay for Twins TV?

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Again?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Probably? Am I gonna scream at my TV every night
after I get home?

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:14):
So God, I can't fucking stand him. Falvey's gotta go.
Pole Ads gotta go. Actually, pole AADs have to go
before Flvey does.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
But sell the team suppose they have a couple buyers.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
They said this like two months ago.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeah, I don't. I don't believe in the pole Ads.
I don't believe what they're saying.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
No, they're pieces of ship. They've said they're gonna sell
the team like three different times and never happen. They've
always backed out as soon as they've gotten an offer
or came in so ridiculously high that everyone's like, no, yeah,
you know what, don't don't.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
So, speaking of uh, the Twins TV, they got nominated
for a nominated for an Emmy for fucking what. I
don't know. They got not mad for good.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
You're shitting me.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Good for them must be that bad everything else out there.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
But how do they get nominated for an Emmy. When
they have to, they have to put probably the worst
product in sports on their fucking broadcast every night in
the summer for one hundred and sixty two games.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
I want to see if they actually.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Oh my god, I mean, good for them, that's great, but.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Twins TV, because I'm gonna see it take I think
I don't remember if do they win? Because I saw
a picture of it.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
I'm surprised Beer Belly Sports hasn't gotten fuck with the case.
If it's if it's that low, I'll give you that's
a good one.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Thank the Twins was recognized for the excellence and presentation
of the Twins games in twenty twenty five, during the
debut season of the of the Minnesota Twins, set an
indust industrial standard for a local broadcast and evaluated for
the fan viewing experience. This HONA celebrates a new era
of Twins broadcast, one that we have excited to build

(36:09):
upon the twenty twenty six and beyond.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
You know what, fuck that, because that's a reflection of
how the fans feel about the team. That's nothing they did.
They got that because the broadcasts. No, no, no, no, no,
they got that straight off viewership.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
I bet I could have been only two people. I
believe Corey Provost and Andrew Martin probably two.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Well, bring back Marnie Gillner.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Marnie is fucking lightning.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
I don't like you know what.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
You know who I miss or I kind of missed.
It was the All player All Players broadcast.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yeah that was pretty fucking yeah it was. It was
you know I and I do like some things they did, Like.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
I'm just going through the comments, hey.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
But that that's my take on the Twins. I hate them.
My early Twins prediction is they are going to be so, so,
so bad, and I don't want them to because their
young cores could be good, but their young core is
going to be gone here pretty quick. Like Keishall started

(37:22):
his clock, a bunch of the young guys had to
start their clock early. Walner should be up for contract
after next year, I believe Shinty.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Oh god, I feel like that's a yes.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Yeah, I think it is.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Well, it'd be.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Right, but I just can't see them willing to spend
money because.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
They're going to play the hometown card because he's from
Forrest Lake.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Louis, Arland. That's all I have to say from Saint Paul.
And it was awesome watching him set MLB playoff record,
by the way, that's awesome. Look what can happen when
he and play and Toronto fucking loves him? He blew

(38:12):
I think a player. I think he blew a game
and each series he played in, but they just kept
running him out there and the very next time he'd
be good, Like he was so big for the Blue
Jays in their bullpen. And I'm happy that he went
there because he's not pitching and ship with the Twins.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
No, yeah, garbage time. And when he did, when he
did pitch, he get fucking lit up, or the offense
wasn't there.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Or he'd shut him down for two innings and no one.
So that's my day. I had to get some things
off a little bit.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
My feel worse.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
So we're gonna get into why I was gone.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Yeah, expect you and Sam were both got.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah, we sure were. So there was no show Sam
got married. Everybody Sam got married. Yeah, No, I was
the applause, but yeah, I know in his own house producers,

(39:20):
that's yeah. So congratulations to my dog, my dog Sam.
Happy for you. But I was down there on Tuesday
just Sunday and wedding was gorgeous. You know it was.
It was hot and uh yeah, but I had I

(39:44):
had a blast. Got to uh hang out with a
bunch of guys that I played I played baseball with
here at b s U. Got to see people that
I don't get to see that often. It was just
a fun time. Also, fuck you, Sam, you made me
cry on three separate occasions during your wedding ceremony. I

(40:08):
was his best man. That was a huge honor for me,
as he is one of my best friends. Probably well
he is my best friend, so don't mean to cry
fourth time. But I also made him cry, which was
fun with my speech.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
I is there any video of this, because I'm a
video I don't have it yet.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
And it's really good because he had an amazing dinner.
They kind of went Mexican style dinner enchilada, some like
street tacos and stuff. And I dished up this huge
plate and sat down. I'm like, fuck, I have to
public speak like in and I like public speaking, like

(40:53):
I'm not bad me sport management. Huh, you said, yeah,
I don't know, maybe Jack, maybe Jack or Remy Remy
sleep and put her to sleep. But sportsman. I originally
went to school to be a social sized teacher, but

(41:14):
public speak, yeah, glad that worked out. But but uh yeah,
like public speakings never like.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Big.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
You know, some people they can't do it. I can
talk anyone's eared off. Like in the airport, I made
probably twenty new friends at this bar and da airport.
I met so many people with ties to the Midwest
and the Iron Range specifically. Yes, it was insane. Everything

(41:49):
always comes back to the Range, like you, I can't
escape it. And I was telling people this and they're like, dude,
I wouldn't. I would never talk to anyone like and
I'm like, well, I was sitting at a bar in
the airport for four hours. What else am I supposed to?
And then flew back on Sunday, same thing. I saw

(42:11):
a bunch of Viking sweatshirts sitting there and I'm like losers,
but no, all of them, like they just people from
the Midwest just love love to talk, and I'm one
of them, like I won't shut up. But yeah, So
Sam's wedding was a huge success. I drank a lot

(42:33):
of tequila that night.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Okay, clothes fall off, not mine?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Keeps him on actually yeah, but I just had the
best time and this is like the most our college
friend group thing ever. So the wedding venue, like thirty
or twenty five minutes early, actually cut off the entire wedding.
Like at the reception, they were like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
No more, you guys are fucking done.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Hang only like two people throughout. It's not bad, No,
but I think it was just nothing like this place
in Tucson has ever seen before. Oh no, because they
were like, is it you guys are done and we're
all from the Midwest and it all checks out?

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Is it the equality? Equality? Is it the saying that
corner bar got with their group of people. We won't
name names, we won't name groups.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
I doubt it. I doubt it. What do you mean
the group.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
That goes into corner bar or corner bar. No, No,
it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Like anything super disrespectful or everything. They were just like, yeah,
we're kind of done serving you guys. You're having way
too good at a time. Here, shut up, loser, Go
get my shooter from my bag out.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
You better restate that part. What the shooter from my bag?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
My alcohol?

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Shoot? There you go?

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Okay, yeah, yeah, my alcohol? What you mean that I
brought in my back and it came in. But uh no,
we stayed at this gorgeous Airbnb pool hot tub in
the uh Catalina Foothills in Tucson, Arizona. That was fun.

(44:23):
It was a fun time and we just had we
had one of the best times ever. One of our
friends wives who also went to college here, she's also
our friend, not just our friend's wife. But we were
all on the dance floor singing one of the songs
from college, uh Feathered Indians by Tyer Childers. Yep, Banger banger,

(44:48):
and she just started crying and she's like, I'm just
so happy we could all be together. And that was
kind of the vibe. We were all just happy to
see each other, happy to be with each other, and
uh happy to watch our boy be happy.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Yeah, So that was really fun. Now let you know
why I was gone. Let me give you a bowling up.
All right, So we're we had subs last week. We
had subs and we won. We won. Yeah, he was
about to click the loser button. Yep, but we won.

(45:25):
We won. The week that me and Sam pre bowld too.
So the boys are on a heater and boy I'm
looking to get back.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Sorry, is the attire still going to be blue jeans?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Well, last time, last time we bowled, we dressed up,
we dressed up for Halloween. It was Halloween. So last second,
Sam's like, are you gonna dress up? And I'm like, dude,
it's six o'clock. I don't want to. I don't have
a costume. But I found Advisor, okay, and I wore

(46:01):
black golf pants, a black Polo Advisor and my Turtle
Beach headset and brought a clipboard and I went as
John Gruden. I wouldden yep and Sam shaved in a goatee,
wore his Lion's shirt and his Lions hat and went
as Dan Campbell. And he also had a headset on too.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Why was I don't have any I know, I know,
you know.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
We don't take pictures. We're guys. We don't take pictures.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
I'm aware of that. But now since you're part of
a media group and people love that shit, you gotta
have it.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Let me see, let me see if I can find
a snap. I took it at least um in October.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
I'll keep going as you're looking, h if you like
this type of stuff, make sure, you guys follow the
very plain Jane of no, you look more like Tracy Lawrence.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
I didn't have a headset on though, so I really
ruined it. But uh, I both out, I asked. That week,
I started game one with the two thirty two, followed
up by a one eight five, followed by a one
ninety six.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
I have an idea of a Halloween costume for you
next year, Tracy Lawrence. You can borrow my hat, not
the black one. Yeah, that's the white one, the white
straw one. Sure, our website you can get for for sure.
It's like I have. It would be perfect for you.
I think next year.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Hell yeah I would. I would so do that. Can
I keep my mustache?

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Oh obviously? Yeah, because I think he has one too. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
So that was that the bowling update. I'm excited to
get back on the lanes.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Sam won't be there again.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Mini moon honeymoon whatever they're calling it. They're under Luther
right now on their.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Mini moon mini moon.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Huh crazy They go down to Arizona to get married,
come back to Minnesota for a honeymoon. But that gets
me into I had a couple of flight nightmares, and I.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Know we've Northern lights are out here in Minnesota. Scott
just posted pictures. Yeah few free too, sorry ownership type
Yeah off here going on.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
No, but I'll get into my two.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Absolute fucking nightmares. Yea and airline.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
We all know I'm a big advocate for airline Etiquassi. Yeah,
we has renamed an episode after it. One. On my
flight to Tucson, I boarded out of Fargo at five
thirty am and.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
What time you leave here? Probably around get there.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
I stayed the stay of Fargo the night before, but
I had this probably like ten year old in front
of me, just requining, unreclining, requining, unrequining the whole time.
And like the first ten minutes into the flight, the
dad kind of looks back at me, and I'm death

(49:10):
staring him because he's not doing anything, and he just
kind of looks gave me like the the.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Kind of sorry I could control your guy, didn't child
my daughters. If she did that, I'd be like, what
the fuck are you doing? I'd say, sit the fuck still, now,
what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
So that was a nightmare in itself. That was two
and a half hour flight of max Store NonStop, and
that sucked a lot of people standing up, standing up early,
oh to get to leave yep, And I'm like, shut up,
we ain't going nowhere. We're with all the rest of
the pores in the back of.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
The plant, like shut up going That drives me nuts. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
I had one person literally get up grab their carry on.
They were sitting two rows behind me, and then come
and just I had to park it right next to me.
I'm like, I couldn't even go on my phone because
I know they were just looking at it, because I
took a snap of myself and caught them looking at me,
and I'm like, shut up, dude, get out of you.

(50:16):
And then on my way home after I made fantastic
friends and the Dallas Fort Worth Airport bar twice met
a cowboys scout there on the way home Sunday. That
was fun. That was fun. He told me about that,
told me Jerry Joes sucks, dude. So I'm seated next

(50:39):
to this this dude. We are in the second to
last row of this of this plane going from Dallas
Fort Worth and he's already seated and I was sitting
next to him, and I have air pods in I'm
walking and I stop and he goes like points at

(50:59):
the seat like this year, and I'm like yep, and
he's like, oh, how's it going on?

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Fine? Whatever?

Speaker 2 (51:06):
And number one rule on a flight don't fucking talk
to people, like don't I had both my AirPods in.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Oh, we know that. You don't want to talk to him? Yeah,
you both AirPods in. I don't want to fucking talk
to you.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
So this dude chatted my ear off and I'm too
Midwest to like just ignore it, you know. Yeah, But
so we talk. We take off and I'm like, yeah, man,
I'm gonna watch my movie and put my AirPods back in.
I'm watching an hour and thirty minute movie on a

(51:41):
three hour flight. I didn't finish shit because this dude
we were twenty minutes in. He's from LA. He starts
tapping me as I'm watching. He's watching me watch my phone,
and he taps me and goes, you ever been Fargo?

(52:01):
And I'm like yeah, a couple of times, man, And
he goes, oh, I'm going there for work. I'm selling turns.
I'm from LA. I'm like nice. He's like, what's there
to do? And I'm like, I mean, it's a pretty
cool town. You know a lot of bars, a couple
of really good breweries that I like going to. But yeah,
I mean there's lots to do and he goes. He goes, yeah,

(52:24):
I don't drink beer, and I go then, I don't
know what to tell you, sir. It's a huge city,
like you can figure something out to do while you're here,
and he goes, he goes, I like they're any good
meties around?

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Fuck? Is that? Oh?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
That was my reaction too. So I turned to him
full faced and I go, sir, I have no idea
what that is, so I can't tell you. And he goes,
you know, meat, because I thought he was saying meat, yeah,
because you know, Midwest we don't we don't pronunciate, pronunciate,

(53:06):
or tease very well. But he was saying it like
a d a meterie. And he's like, you know, like
the medieval drink in like Europe. It's kind of like
wine mee. And I'm like, yeah, man, I don't think
that's a thing. And he goes, Oh, we have one

(53:27):
back in La that me and my wife like going to.
And I'm like, that's cool, there's not one here. And
then I think I'm off the hook. Put my AirPod
back in, taps me again, and he goes, I can
tell you how they how they make it, and I
go I'm like, oh, nice.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Again.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
I'm just trying not to be rude because I got
to sit next to this person this whole time. And
he went on for thirty minutes oka telling me how
they make this medieval fucking drink, and I wanted to
kill him. I did, and finally I'm like, yeah, man,
I've been up since like four o'clock and we shut

(54:15):
down the bars. I'm running on like no sleep. I'm
gonna try and sleep. I can't sleep on an airplane
or a bus or a car, and so I might.
He goes, okay, cool, put my AirPod back in, go
to watching my movie. I had to fake sleep for
like twenty minutes before he tapped me again.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Damn it three times yes.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
And he goes, you like baseball, and I go, you
know what, as a matter of fact, yeah, I do.
Why and he goes, oh, I could tell from your hat.
I was wearing just a normal baseball hat, like baseball cap.
There was no sports steam or anything. He goes, yeah,
you're wearing a baseball hat, so I figured you like baseball,

(54:58):
and I'm like, shut, I'm just sitting there like I'm like, yeah, man,
I do like it's cool. He goes, did you watch
the World Series? I'm like sure did, and he goes, yeah,
I don't watch baseball at all. And I go, then,
why are we talking about this, dude? Oh fuck, and
he goes, yeah, don't watch.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
It at all.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
But I was so happy to see the Dodgers win,
you know, because I'm from La. By the way, he
told me he was from La probably twenty times, and
and I'm just like I turned to him when he
was like, yeah, I was so happy they won. I
had to turn to him and go, you know what,
I just can't feel the same way because I'm basically

(55:42):
from Canada. And he was like oh. And then I
put my AirPod in and fucking just went about my business.
And then the worst part is like we and we
get up.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
I'm going to baggage, queen.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
I have haven't seen this guy since I stood up,
because he got up after me.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Yeah, and just.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Face forward, sit there waiting for my bag and all
I hear is oh, there you are, And I turn
around and luck, he goes, must be at the right
spot if you're here. And I just had to look
at him and go, you sure are, man, Welcome to Fargo,

(56:29):
And then I went and grabbed. Luckily my bag spit
out right away, but I was just like, dude, you
want to talk about an absolute fucking nightmare if you
are on a flight and someone has AirPods and don't fucking.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Talk to them.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
It was the worst flying experience I have ever had.
And I've gotten delayed in the Brainerd airport for eight
plus hours before Brainerd International.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Yeah international, No, it's.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Regional, but uh yeah, so that's my again, just awful
airplane etiquette from people, and it's like, just don't talk
to anyone and you'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
I had a lady who did that to me too, not.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
So like this is like a forty to forty five
year old man. If it's like a sweet elderly lady,
talk my ear off March, we can have a good time.
You know what, I'll buy you a fucking vodka for
all ill. Yeah, guy, But oh, and airplanes or airports
have no business being as expensive as they are.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
An they're fucking ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
My tab on the way home was ninety two.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Dollars would you have. Here's how many I'm gonna sell them.
I want to guess four six, so they're probably about
ten bucks ish shh.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Yeah, but I did have a mixing in there too,
but yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
It sucked. It was.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
The dude has been living rent free in my head
since Sunday night.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
I'm sorry, and I hate him.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
I hate him. And with that being said, I need
a drink. Let's get into is it Shit?

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Right, let's get into it. It's timed out for is
It's Shit game show where we tay store drinking your
products and discuss it. Is it shit? Who knows?

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Let's find out?

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Let's play is shit shit? All right? All right, all right,
let's go.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
So this week this is coming from Matt and I
don't know how this is gonna go. I really, I
really don't. The only thing good on this thing is
that it's sugar free.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
So let me tell you a little bit about It's
called moon God. It's one of those uh drinks that
you find like in a box, not in a fox,
not on the trucks. What the fuck you want to
rhyme it with? Uh? It is in a box. It's
like a beat box basically, but it's called moon God.
It is real Yerba mate mate sugar free, twelve percent

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alcohol by volume.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
It's uncarbonated, best served, chilled, gluten free, and contains alcohol.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Hell yeah, we're drinking the.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Three point three eight servings per container.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Uh the size that coming is a sixteen point nine
or if you are from the metric, it is five millimeters.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
And I'm not excited for this because I've had a
beatbox before and this is all.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Two fees are twelve percent. We are drinking the raspberry
hard tea. So we're gonna with the old Yeah, it's yeah.
I feel like it's gonna be straight gasoline right now.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Yeah, and uh shit, guys, I'm not excited.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
So everybody knows rules. One taste, we're gonna give our prediction, prediction.
We're gonna give our taste on how it tastes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
This is probably going to be the smallest taste that
I ever take on this show.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
We're also talking about would we drink more? How many
would it take?

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Which, all right, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Cheers, So it does have that raspberry taste? Did you
make it up a little bit? I kind shook it
a little bit and gets out that raspberry.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
And yeah, it's not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
It has that kind of a gasoline taste at the
end of it, but also that raspberry taste. So I'm
I'm doing a swig, said Grande. There it is, granted,
you gotta drive home. I don't. Yeah, that's what I'm
only having a little so I'm only having one. So yeah,

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the moon God, it's outvailable at the here Bmigi, whoa
not good?

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
That is fucking awful. All right, let's let's just get
into it, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
So the moon guy, you can find it a lot
of different Muni bars or Muni liquor store especially, want
to hear in bimigi or I call the taj Mahal
the great one, the big one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
I already feel my face getting red. I took three SIPs,
so yes, okay, I'll just go go.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Might as well tell tell us how you feel.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
It is just as bad as a beat boxes. Would
I ever drink this by myself?

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
How many would it take to get me drunk? One? Probably?

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
So in college we would do it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
We would go buy a beat box because they just
started getting big when you had to play a big
game of catch up with everyone else, like say, you're
busy all day and they were all day drinking or something.
You would just on a beat box, and they taste
like shit and raspberry iced tea is terrible. I give this,
uh one point six.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
I feel like I could probably breathe fire if I
drank a hole one of these.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Yeah, it does feel like it's just like straight it's
just gas strain alcohol.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Yeah, I mean it's terrible. I would never again.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
I will probably say taste wise, if you'd like to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Sip it, it tastes like coughs rout.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
If you like to sip it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Yeah, you could gun it and it'll do a job
for you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
But sipping it to me probably that's why I did.
I didn't because I was not like you, who fucking
hammer it. I was like, good look, I would probably
say it didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
I didn't hammer it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
You did. I'll probably say have a five point six
for taste wise? How many will it take me? Obviously
one because I don't drink like I used to. Would
you buy it again? What about to get Probably not?

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Yeah, I mean that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
This is for like again. This is more for like
more gear to college kids like you said, who want
to like if you want to get hammerd quick. Yeah,
this is the moon God is here for you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
It's just like a beat box. Like, that's what I got.
So I brought something that we're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
Okay, another one.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Yep, we got the We did Welch's Great Transfusion and uh,
this time we went with the other one. It's the
vodka cran real fruit juice again. Five point nine percent
alcohol volume, twelve fluid ounces vodka with natural flavor. Okay,
so you heard first reaction there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Sorry I could have waited, but you already had one
or I did already have one. But it's the it's
the back taste that I was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
You really get that real fruit juice with the cran
It's really so good. But uh yeah, they are sugary,
as we learned that actually from the hangover that the
transfusions gave. But I could probably drink again close to
six of the is there. I don't like them as
much as the transfusion because I'm not a big cranberry juice.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Can not really either.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Uh like I've never been a big vodka cran guy either.
But these are solid. I'm gonna give this five to nine.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
I wanna probably go with a oh a four to nine.
I feel like it's good, but it's not like cold. Probably
where it's at. Yeah, probably the best. Uh the vodka cranberry,
the welch is not bad. I'll probably go like a
four point nine.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
The transfusion was just so much better.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
It was that was the nine.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
And you know it sucks because I, me and Sam
have been talking about trying these ones too. Sam actually
bought the Transfusions again that much and that's the reason
I was gonna get a four pack of those for
the show and they were out. They were out, so
I was like, oh, well, let's try these then, And uh,

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they're not bad. They're not bad at all, just not awesome.
And I don't know what the sticky stuff is on.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
I noticed that with yours. I'm I didn't have that exploding.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
My first one had it on it too. It looks
like one exploding and there's a frozen cranberry.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
But that is is it? Ship? Is moon God? Ship?

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Never again? Probably, Yeah, that's probably not. I'm gonna have
a gain.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
I will not be finishing that one, by the way.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Yeah, well you finished a couple of mine. I'm not
gonna finish yours. But uh yeah, that's a that was
That was a tough one to get down.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Yeah, it tasted like, you know, the red coughs are
up as a kid to take.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
That's what I got from it. And you ever had
real Georgia Georgia moon sign Georgia Mo there we go. No,
can't say I've had like that, but that had more
of a rasberry taste to it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Yeah, and it's basically just malt liquor in a box.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
You know what I you know what I saw. You
know what I saw that I was gonna get what
four locosts. They have six flavors of four locos. I
almost pulled the trigger on it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
That would ruin me as an adult.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Again that is for college kids. Yeah, pull the trigger
on it, But I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
If I saw, if I saw like an actual adult drinking.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
A four locals, I will tell you a story after
the show, give me in trouble.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
It kind of depends how they're dressed, you know, if
they're dressed like.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
No. If they're dressed like no, I mean that that
sweat that was mine.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
And like sweats in a hoodie or something like that,
I like, well, no, like, but they kind of look
a little tough. I'm like, i'd be like, okay, maybe
he needs it, like having a bad day, just wants
to do it. But if you're like in a polo
and golf pants, like you just got done with your

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nine to five and you stop it and just go
get a four local, I'm like, get out of here,
man nerd, Like, what are you doing? Like your life
can't suck that bad new idea?

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Yep, golf tournament. He did well. Dustin brought this up
for his but I kind of do this as well
for us. Yeah, four local challenge, the four local golf tournament.
That's how we drink. It's four locals. Why the more

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you drink, the less comes off of your earth, more
comes off of your score.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
I mean I've done that, We've kind of done that
with like beers before, but that's a little different. That's
that's insane. So now are you right over there? No? No, no,
that that whole idea is just fucking me up. And
I'm thinking how bad my hangover would.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Be after you have so one of them will get
the moon got will get you fucked up. The welch
is just like that's too much sugar for me as
getting older, I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
That's why they come in a flour pack.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Too much sugar from you. You can crush that one.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
If you want to pour some sugar on me.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Let's get into our movie review. I'm excited. I'm excited.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
I'm excited for this one too. This is one of
my favorite movies.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
You watch mine too, And it was the movie I
was trying to watch on my flight home from Dallas
Fort Worth Airport too Fargo. It was a it was
like a two hour and forty five minute flight with
the headwind. This is like an hour and a half
long movie. I had time. I didn't even get to

(01:08:51):
fucking finish it. How you get I think I had
like twenty minutes left, which I've seen it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Enough times, seen it before.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Yeah, so we're doing planes, trains, and automobiles.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
One of my favorite movie.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
It's hilarious. It is uh starring John Candy usin.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
Pas All right, do you see the documentary to him?
I have not need to really Amazon, Okay, you need to.
It's really really good.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
Yeah, and it has him and Steve Martin and Kevin
Bacon makes a crazy cameo in that right in the beginning.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
When he's chasing the taxi. That's the duty.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Chasing, chasing for the taxi. That's right and good out
of Kevin Bacon on that. But other than that, there's
not like a bunch of big names in it. But
it is so funny, so you want to tell us
the plot.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
So the plot is that Steve Martin gets he's trying
to make it home for Thanksgiving. He's giving back to Chicago.
He gets he's in New York. Yeah, that's right, he's
a marketing marketing ar get he was gonna make it
back home to to Chicago. Uh, he's trying to get
this tag taxi. John Candy basically stole his fucking taxi

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and they didn't really get a fight, but just takes off,
you know that, Like, and I love the scene where
he like they both look at each other like you
see each other type yep. Uh, they both scare each other.
So anyway, they take off of John and Steve Martin
is like what the fuck? Anually finds his own taxi,
gets to the airport late does a plane that's what

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was and then he.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Or maybe it doesn't get no, it doesn't get delayed
right away, He sits down. He had a first class seat,
but they overbooked him, so then he got put in
coach and he's seated right next to John Candy and.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
They and they both talked about it and they're like,
you the guy you stole my taxi.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
And he's like, you're the psychopath stealing my taxi. But yeah,
and they go on this just outlandish adventure, like it's
one of those anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
My favorite scene, well, we'll stay in kind of order.
When they get to the terminal for the bus when
they need to get his car, he the rental car
real car scene is probably one of the favorites. I
want a fucking with fucking seats with fucking They just

(01:11:37):
went off right fucking now. And the lady who is
on it is she's from Ferris Bueller. She played the
secretary of bueler Uh she said, or she was on
the on the phone before he even got there. He's
given dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
The most Midwest because they're in Wichita, Kansas at the time.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
And he got pissed because he when he got when
he got to his original spot for his car gone,
So that's when he went to the place where the
rent car place after he had to walk across the
bus fucking takes off fucking seal later yep, and uh,
he has to walk back to the rental card place,
which is across like probably a a couple of miles,

(01:12:22):
like two mile things.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
He had to walk the scene where he's walking across
the tarmac and planes landing and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Walk across a couple of highways and such. But yeah,
he gets he gets to the lady and fucking rips her.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
And because he threw he literally him throw his fucking agreement, yes,
and she's like, do you have your agreement? He threw
it away?

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Then she said yep, because he goes up and he's
just want to fucking car with fucking seats. That's fucking
here right fucking now. Oh, do you have your rental agreements?

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
Sir? No, I do not. I threw it away.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
And then she just looks like and she has a
shit grin smile on her face the entire time he's
cussing her out, and then it goes to stone face
and she goes, well, then I guess you're fucked.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Yeah, fucking love it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
Uh. So now he's askedable then he finds John Candy
again ironically has the same fucking car that he was
supposed to have. Yes, so now they're making their beautiful
way in a vehicle back to Chicago. So one of
also favorite scenes with John Candy's playing Ray Charles, Oh god,
I can't think of now, Oh I know when when

(01:13:40):
the cars when he ye driving outs not gonna find
it when he.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
Throws out the cigarette butt. Yeah, and he's playing like
the drums on the paneled.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
Mess around, mess around from Ray Charles, the messer around,
just fucking hitting it and just playing cigarettes. And as he's, uh,
stevemarn't sleeping because the seat before or John Candy fucked
it it And I thought about the same thing that
that kid was messing with the season. Yes, we're gonna
break it. We'll talk about I'm gonna break that. And
then eventually breaks it, breaks it and then the fucking

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vehicle or the seat comes up to the wind of
the dash. Anyways, Oh yeah, playing mess around in the vehicle,
got the cigarette that fell out of his on his coat,
and then they were freaking out and.

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
Uh whatever gets out and then they end up taking
a wrong turn somewhere. John Candy does while Steve Martin's sleeping,
and they end up going the wrong way in traffic
for god.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
Knows how long couple miles. One of my favorites.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
This is probably one of my probably my second favorite
scene minus the rennickr thing. It's when they're driving along
and the couple going the right way. He's going the
same speed as them, going like.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
Turn around, Yeah, you're going the wrong way.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
And John Candy turns to Steve Martin and goes, they're
drunk and they keeping it, and Steve Martin turns and goes, hang,
they're telling us we're going wrong. Yeah, and he goes, oh,
they're drunk, and uh. John Canny goes.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
Thank you and then pretends like drink and yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
And he goes yeah, just giving him the thumbs up.
And then they go in between two oncoming semis car
gets fucked. The car ends up starting on fire with
all their wallets and everything like that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Yeah, he said, don't don't let me forget my wallet
the wall, yes, department, yes, and uh.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Anyway, they go on this adventure. They get back home.
But as far as like the actual just sheer comedy
of this movie, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
Top notch one of my favorites.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
It's just hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Like Also, one of my favorite scenes is when they're
at the diner and they ride from a guy, a
fucking random dude.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Dude that John Candy sold shower like his dad.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Or something like that. His wife the truck driver. His
wife had to get in the back. Uh. It's sitting
in the back with the kids and Stuch and she's
pregnant again. It's calling luggage thrown in the back and dude,
we can help you. No, no, she's got a strong back.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
She yeah, she made for this or whatever. All right,
but this movie, if you haven't seen it, you have to.
The ending, it's always on to be there.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
You go.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
We should get sponsored by Toby for how much.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
Free ed? Uh shameless plug, no ship, what's her shameless
plug of the week. The ending is pretty it's it's
where anything finally connects of why John Candy is by himself.
He talked about his wife.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
That.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Carries a picture of her everyone in his giant trunk,
sets it up on the bedside, all that stuff too,
and uh.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
And she's been dead for eight years years eight years
and yeah, just it gets into it. And that's why
Steve Martin's like, well, you're gonna come home with me,
because because.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
When he was on the train to go back to
Chicago when they finally split ways, he like had these
flashbacks of kind of their conversations. Yeah, and it hit
him and you can see it hit him. And there's
a couple of times in the movie where he feels
bad about being a dick. Yeah, but this was one
and he turns around, goes and gets them invites him

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to Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
That's that's one of like one of the parts in
John candy In in the documentary. You need to watch
because it's about that, does it? Yeah, Okay, I'm gonna
have to. It's really fucking goody go home tonight. Watch it.
I mean even have to be hammered from all the drinks.
You just oh please, you're young still We're fine.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
But no, if you haven't seen it, it's a must watch.
It's an older movie. It's so good late eighties, early nineties,
I think, and I say older for me, maybe not
for me.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
That's one of my favorites. So it's I love I
love that that. Generational movies is probably my favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
Anytime I see it on anything, I always watch it.
I think Sam. Actually, me and Sam actually watched it
for the first time together. He had seen it before
and was like, have you ever seen this? No, and
we watch it and just fucking cackled.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
I need you to watch Canadian Bacon. They hate Canada
and John Candy's in it. We have watched Oh, okay,
well we need a review for that one of these days. Matt,
me and Sam talked about this.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
We don't want to break your heart.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
You motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
We don't don't hey, make that plural, make that mother Sam.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
If you're listening, you motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
One of the greatest movies of all time. But we
will review it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
We have both watched. But Planes, trains, and Automobiles. It's
it's a solid like seven point eight.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
I was gonna say it's gonna be between an eight
seven and a half to eight and that range. I
love the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
I watch it every time I see it on something
like I'll make plans to watch it. It's just hilarious
and it's funny. It kind of as a tear jerker
towards the.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
End, even like in the hotel when they when it's
kind of being a dick Yep, I'm an easy target.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Or in the hotel when they're sucking back the shooters
when they pull in on the scorched car. But yeah,
it's just a fantastic movie. It's hilarious and it's an
all time classic. So with that being said, let's wrap
this thing up with our snake draft. We got our

(01:19:46):
snake draft this week, we have our top five will
Feral movies.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
No, they're not just any type of Willfare of movies.
These are fucking He can make a cameo in it,
Like it's gotta be a movie though, ye, not just produced.
Has to be a cameo. Yeah, and actually he's a
feature guy. Yeah, there's so many things that he's in.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
So I'm gonna let Matt kick this thing off with
the one of one as it is his first time
doing it, so we're gonna get into it here. Matt,
what do you got pick one?

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
The first one has to be you gotta go with
step Brothers. Out of the Gates one of his all
time favorites of going back to two thousand and eight
when he came out, him and John c Riley were
probably one of the best at that time. Then later
it made other movies. It will probably talk about later on,
but yeah, Stepbrothers. I probably say the movie Theaters probably
five or six times for my all time favorites. Yeah, awesome,
my kids favorite two, both of them.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
And I put that at the bottom of my list
because I was one figured. But I was gonna say,
if you didn't take that by like round three or four, yep,
that was gonna be my absolute dark horse, just shatter you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
I'm going going out of milk for a type of date.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
Sure, so no, I got the next two here. I'm
gonna go with my personal favorite ever and it's one
of his more underrated ones too. Not a ton of
people know it, like step Brothers or some of his
other ones. Yep, I'm going semipro It is my personal favorite.
It is my personal favorite. Suck my Cockle, Murder Your FAMILYE.

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
That movie.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
It just puts me. I can rewatch it, and rewatch it,
and rewatch it like and it's so quotable is the
craziest part to me, Like it comes up like there's
a fight, I'm yelling somebody hit somebody, Like it's just
it's it is so fun for me.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Like that, and then uh, I'm going the other guys.
That was when he sniped me on that one. I
was actually going to the other guys. I was thinking
that one.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Dude again, like all these movies. That's what I love
about Will Ferrell movies so quotable, like you just get
yourself into a sticky situation.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
You go aim for the bushes and people know what
you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
And uh, my favorite those the TLC references, like.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
You don't understand any tales like like.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Chase Waterfalls in there you get your quoting tlcce And
then when.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
He shot and uh, what's he said?

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
I don't have to beg right, I won't beg you
or whatever, and Will Ferrell's like, oh, come on, yeah,
like I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
My favorite de pop scene. Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
Actually the best scene in this movie is when Will
Ferrell goes on his tangent about because uh, Mark Wahlberg goes,
if you were a tuna and I was a lion,
I would hunt you, and Will Ferrell just snaps and goes,
that's ridiculous, I guess, and you're gonna say, or if
you're a lion guessing South orn of Africa like.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
And just goes not to just fucking deep dived like,
and he goes, is that what you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
How you thought it was gonna go?

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
You did?

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
No, you didn't, I didn't think. So you are outmanned
and out gunned.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
I love that. I think I played that for you too. Sorry.
My next one, I don't do Anchorman. Okay, Anchorman. So
Anchorman probably another generational movie from Will Ferrell. Uh came
out I believe in two thousand and six or five.

(01:23:44):
They begged more and more for the for a sequel,
finally came out with I don't know, maybe like ten
years ago, but Anchorman won. I'm Ron Burgundy like just
so damn hot in here. Milk was a bad choice.
It's so another Paul and that never never star star.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
That And my favorite is an Anchorman one or two
where they sing Afternoon to Light one. Yeah, one of
my favorite scenes about Like.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
I love that too. That's another. It's it's one of
my all time favorites. So yeah, that is so that's Anchor.
That's mine. My other one would probably be we do
Blades of Glory. Jesus, the Blaze of Glory is so good.
I'm gonna get you drunk. I want to get dunk
on my Lady Hunt.

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
That was that was my very next pick, my very
next pick.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
I lost my sound.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
I'm upset about that one.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
I sniped on that one. I lost my sound. I
gotta bring my sounds back.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
Oh, son of a Gone.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
Yeah that is well, it's one of my favorites. And uh,
I've yeah. You can't deny how good that one is.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
You you really can't. It is so good and just
so funny. Gosh, that sucks that you took that from me.
Okay with my number three pick.

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
Hold, sorry, I'm going again.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
This is a personal list for me. I'm going kicking
and screaming.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
That I thought about that one on the jukes Box.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
People get people forget about that, like give the ball
to the Italians.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
That is one of what I think is one of
the most.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
Underrated Will Ferrell movies that's ever been made, because it's
not like the raunchy comedy or used to you know,
or not a lot of swearing or anything like that.
But when he's coaching ten year old soccer cracked out
on espresso because he's never had it before. John or

(01:25:55):
Mike Dicka juice Box, Yeah, like it is. It's such
a good movie with my fourth pick. No, I'm saving
one for number five. I'm hoping it's a sleeper and
if you take it all, I will be upset. So

(01:26:16):
with number four, gosh mine, mine's pretty good. I got
a lot of sports movies, so I'm gonna stick with it,
going talladagonites the ballot of Ricky Bobby. Again, he's a
professional race car driver.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
You're not on fire, Ricky Bobb.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
Like.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
Here's the thing with all these movies that we've listed,
I quote from them almost daily, Like there's something I
can speak in movie quotes. So yeah, I'm going talladagonites
the ballot of Ricky Bobby for my number four.

Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
So we're going five yep. Okay, wait or is.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
It your forefoot?

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Because you went one than two three, so you have two.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
L That's what I thought. So here my final two.
It's a tom of Year.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
No you son of a Bitch, Elf, don't you? That
was my last pick, elf, Elf. I thought about taking
that for too. Son of a Gun Elf is probably.

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
One of my favorite movies, especially this time of year.
By Buddy Hope, find.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
I will answer my phone in the middle of summer.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
Hi buddy the Elf. What's your favorite color?

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
Like again, just everything works so good?

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
Like probably so yeah, so top one of my all.
I've heard my daughter absolutely loves this movie, so it
has to be up in there. Next one probably the
last one for me. This one good. It is the
last one for you, It's true. So I was kind
of hung up on two of these. It's not a

(01:27:55):
bigger known obviously by now. He's not a big one. Yeah,
but the movie itself, it's fucking huge, Okay, especially for
my era. It's old school.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
Yeah, No, it's also solid. That's such a solid pick.

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
There's so many other ones for cameo wise I have
in here, but like I think for sure, old school
has to be where it's at.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
We'onet striking or the Quad.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
That's probably one of my favorite ones. You can quote.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
That's a solid list, And I think both of these
are Sam could have been here, We could have done
it three draft. But there's that many good movies in
this and I don't think anyone's list would have been
bad solid. I know Sam would have at least taken
Land of the Lost, he loves that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
That was on my list too.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
It's very low on mine. I am mad at myself
right now because I had LF at four on my
like suggestion list, and at four I took Talladeggen Knights,
which I listed at six, but I thought you would
take it, and I thought ELF would kind of be
my sleeper win.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
So that sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
So I'm gonna go. Yeah, give me Ah, give me
get hard, get hard with him and Kevin Hard.

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
To be honest, I've never seen that one.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
It's all dude, it's it's good.

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
Some of the other ones that we didn't really mention
that we start tying Hutch when he's a dragon in the.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
No one took Zoolander either. Yeah, it's just not it's
a good movie. It doesn't really do it for me.

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
Yeah, compared to his other stuff, correct, uh Mega Mine
is another good one that he was the uh the
evil mastermind in that one. Uh. The other one I
want to go is to the campaign. That is another
good one that I've asked the prize. This prisingly did nothing. Really,
they don't really did that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
But one of the ones I've actually watched a ton
is ah not one of his most well known ones.
I think it might have flopped for him, but it's
everything must go. But it's so sneaky good because he

(01:30:18):
just plays such a different character instead of being goofy
and like immature, like an immature character in ways, he
just plays this like sarcastic asshole.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
And it's such a.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
Different Will Ferrell movie than what you're used to seeing. Yeah,
but yeah, I mean we're talking in my lifetime, probably
the it's got to be between him and Sandler for
comedy movies, right, But I think I think Will Ferrell

(01:30:51):
movies are probably a little better than Adam Sandler movies. Yeah,
especially lately, oh especially lately. But one that I'm glad
didn't make the list was Sherlock and Holmes.

Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
You know, we talked about like with him and John
c Riley and stuff. I'm happy like those like obviously
Tadan Knights really good. Oh so last week we also
talked Okay, so we had Woody Harrelson is for like
baseball or not Baseball? But I don't think it was
even on air. No, it wasn't. Okay, So last last

(01:31:24):
episode we talked about like the best actors who played
who played uh, Kevin Costner, Yeah, top one, He's probably
the all time great. Yeah, you look at Woody Harrelson
same thing, white man can't jump. I uh, what's the
other one? Semi pro in that one as well. He's

(01:31:47):
in a couple other like a few other like lower
like basketball movies.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
He did one he was the coach for a special
I forgot. I never watched it, but so so he's.

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
In a lot of sports movies as well too, so
you can throw that in there. Yeah. But the other
one I was thinking was John c Riley. He's been
in now.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
He was in Perfect Game.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
Perfect Game he was the catcher, and he's in Talladegan Knights,
and he's in Days of Thunder. He byronically both. He
was a jackman for the beginning for have you ever
seen Days of Thunder? Yeah, Tom Cruise is in it, yes,
but he was a jackman Johnson Brothers a jackman for
him on that one, and then in the beginning of

(01:32:28):
uh Tylladagan Knights, he's he's either a gas came out
or a jack man for for the same thing, which
I think is fucking hilarious. Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
One thing I don't get about movies in general, how
do they pick character names like they just make it
seems so easy like the writers do, But how do
you come up with that, like, oh, in Step Brothers, right,
I'm Brennan Huff. How do they come up with that?
Or like any movie ever, like you look at uh,

(01:33:04):
Perfect Game, right, Billy Chappell, who's coming up with that?
Like especially fictional movies, they can have any name they
want and they just come up with.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
It just whatever roles, right, I mean, grant, they'd probably
been some other names that they probably haven't redid it
and rewrite, right.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
But like, how do they settle on it? Because it
can literally be anything.

Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
You have to believe in the name. I guess you literally. Okay,
So Billy Chapel good one. Yeah, you'd never heard Billy
Chappell and anything else? I guess not. That's what you
have to believe. Obviously, you know the movie. You have
to believe that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
Okay, let's talk about my personal favorite movie ever, top Gun. Okay,
Maverick's name is Pete Mitchell. There's probably hundreds.

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
If not thousands of Pete Mitchell's.

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
Pete Mitchell's out there, right, and they just settle on
that one, Maverick.

Speaker 3 (01:34:00):
That's why Maverick works.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
But I just don't get it right. Or Bradley Bradshaw
and top gun, Maverick, there's probably a bunch of them too,
but it rolls out the tongue. How do they actually come.

Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
Up with that? But then chat you can give you
an answer.

Speaker 6 (01:34:21):
I rather know.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
I like to think for myself.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
I'm sorry, but anyways, that was just a random thought
that came across my mind. So let's wrap this up here.
We got our NFL and fantasy thoughts. We got more
so my thoughts on the twins and how the MLB

(01:34:46):
season went, and how next yours MLB season went, and
news flash, they're gonna bearbage. You got the bowling update.
Looking to stay hot after a week off, yep has
got it again. Touched on aircraft etiquette.

Speaker 3 (01:35:04):
That that's a big one for you.

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
It's a pet peeve though, like, just shut up, just
shut up and let me watch planes, trains, and Automobiles.
Reviewed a very bad bad, bad, bad, bad bad bad
Drake and a not so bad one which was Goody
talked about Sam's wedding. Lot of tequila there and uh

(01:35:32):
reviewed said movie.

Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
I'm actually fascinating you didn't find anybody to hook up
with why while you were down there?

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
You know, it's just it's not on my agenda when
they're I got a dude, I got better things to do,
Like I'm getting drunk with the boys.

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
That's fine. I'm gonna do. My mind's doing other things.

Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
No, well, your mind can, but your body can't.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
Not now, but we'll see.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
And then we were into our top five Will Farrell
movies and a little bit more. But that's the show, folks,
All right, Matt, what did you learn?

Speaker 3 (01:36:06):
What I learned today is that you cried at Sam's
wedding and very that's that's nice. You got best friends,
best friends three times.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
I cried during their church ceremony, cried during the non
church ceremony, and cried just a little bit when I
had to give my speech just a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
I want video, Sam, Sam, will let us post it.
Uh I got.

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
I got many many compliments on that speech.

Speaker 3 (01:36:44):
I want to take you to write it. So uh.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
No, no, even worse. So I do my best I
do my best work under the gun. Alright, school, Yeah,
just like in school. So I had ideas for the speech.
But and I don't like best man speeches where they're
just literally reading off a phone or a paper, right,
because then you just sound like a robot.

Speaker 3 (01:37:09):
You can't connect.

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
So I just made bullet points and I had some
written out before of like main stories. I wanted to
tell her things I wanted to say, but I did
it actually hung over the day of his wedding, sitting
by a cool drinking coffee, and it was it was
really good. And I went off script because I just

(01:37:38):
lost my spot and I'm like, oh shit, trying to
find it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
Couldn't so I'm like, well, here it is. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
But yeah I did cry and made him cry a
little bit too, so it all worked out well.

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Sam, if you're listener, was probably is congratulations even though
we're giving you earlier congratulations from be really sports and
all of us. Wedding is a wedding is a big thing.
What you're gonna learn is that, like your circle becomes
smaller here surely, especially you have kids. This is a
real world talk. When you have kids, your circle becomes

(01:38:14):
smaller and smaller. Your friend, the group will come smaller
and smaller, especially we have kids, so not.

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
Me, They'll I'll be third wheeling that berth.

Speaker 3 (01:38:22):
I know you will be. You'll be right there. Does
it look like you name it Trevis? But uh no,
So yeah, that's our show. I love it. I learned
what you learn.

Speaker 2 (01:38:36):
I think I'm a strange human being for thinking how
you should act on an airplane and sticking to that.
But I I know I'm not. But I get stuck
in the worst situations per usual.

Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
Yeah you do. It's kind of interesting how that happens
to you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:52):
Yeah, and I learned Moon God sucks at it. But
that's our show. Thank you, guys, tun In and Sammy
will be back next time we are here. Wish me
locking bowling. I'm gonna look it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:09):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
Thank you everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
Also for all the other stuff from the Be Really Sports.
We're doing network in the positivity, the Bison Bits. We
have a brand new show called Sports and Songs that's
gonna be out here later.

Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
Two of my favorite things, two of my favorite things.

Speaker 3 (01:39:23):
So perfect. I know the perfect person do a liner
for it, so we'll do that probably after this show.

Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
Yeah you know, I'll be right here the headset. I'm
still recording.

Speaker 3 (01:39:32):
Awesome. Well, thanks everybody. Otherwise, the raular show Be Really
Sports on record every Wednesday and usually out every Thursday morning,
and this show it just comes out every Wednesday Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
Yeah, God bless thanks

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
You guys have a good one bye.

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