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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Dust off your boots.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's time to hit the floor. The Silver Bullets calling.
Can't ignore Travis and Sam This spin and tells to
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Speaker 3 (00:32):
Step right up to the Silver Bullet Sessions where country
meets Pope, culture confessions. Swing your partner, Let the vinyl
play line, Dan's in Arcade's Away.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
From Home Runs to Home Bruise, Silver Screams, and country blues.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
These boys have got it all, so come on on, y'all,
have a little ball.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Sam's Talmkin pitches, Travis caught the place, the serving up
stories like the good old Days.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Movies roll like tumble.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Weeds across the screen.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
In the song He Tong, We're living the tree.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
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play We're dancing a kid?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
What's up, everybody? Welcome back to another episode of the
Silver Bullet Sessions, brought to you by Seventh Avenue Pizza
Pizza Before it was trendy and brought to you by
the Beer Belly Sports Radio Network. I am your co host,
Travis Kruth, and to my left we got your other
co host, Sam Calbert, and to my right very special
(02:33):
man in his own house, producer Matthew Geffrey. Matt, How
are you hi?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Hi, guys, how you guys doing today?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
We're good, coming live from the Nary Runway Lounge.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Jack Johnson is on the TV right now.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Thanks man. Yeah, you know what, I'm glad I saw
that he's an avid Dodgers fan. Anyway, got a full
slate of stuff to break down for you guys. Fantasy
football talk, little NFL college football talk, gonna get into
the World series, gonna get into our beer review, movie review,
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and whatever the hell comes up last. Yeah, So, like
I said, full slate for you guys, let's dive right in. Sam,
how's a fantasy team doing? Last we heard we have
both given.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Up, So.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
It's gone up a little bit since then. The offense
has showed out a little bit for me, gotten some
some better teams put together with some bye weeks getting
over with now, and you know, with a couple of
key injuries to some RB ones, and some RB one's
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returning in the next couple of weeks. I've been able
to make a couple of of movie that I think
will better my team.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Yeah, I'm in that same boat I had. I mean,
I'll pull it up for you. Bye bye bye bye
questionable bye and then just someone who I won't want
to play. And that was in both leagues. So I
was a waiver wire fiend trying to make up for
this this last week and won one league by a landslide. Uh,
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James Cook and Breecee Hall finally had himself a game.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I put his ass on the bench and he went
to two points for me in my sleeper.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I was like, yeah, he was huge for me. Troy
Franklin last night and the uh you know Sunday night. Sorry,
he had himself a ballgame to twenty six points. My
biggest disappointment this week though, was Jake Ferguson, who has
been tight end one who sat on my bench like
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the first three weeks, well browers tried to figure it
out and he's been my start and uh, zero receptions
on one target for zero yards and zero points. That sucked. Yeah,
that sucks. So I'm excited Rockbauer is supposed to be
coming back after this week.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
We'll see if the Raiders trade Jacoby Myers, which would
be huge. Yeah, Like you'd think Jacoby Myers to like
a Giants even like a even like a Chargers team,
like something like, oh yeah, I'm still keeping on. He's
he's been downgraded to depth right now, yeah, league even
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even with I just think he had eight weeks of
starting and uh, it's about time to give one dale
a little bit of a little bit of time in there.
Xavier Worthy has been okay enough that he makes the start,
and then I've been giving Romeo Dobbs the start. Jacoby
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Myers is he's still questionable.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
So I've been with the Khalil Shakir, who got me
twenty points this week, so that was a good change.
Wandel Robinson's been okay, don't love him. One pickup that
I am disappointed about. I thought it would work with
Mike Evans going down was Tez Johnson for the Buccaneers.
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He still got the targets, just didn't get the touchdown.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, I mean it could just be Baker had a tough,
tough game against the Lions there.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
So I'm gonna roll with him again. Fun watching Jayalen
Hurts play football again instead of them just trying to
absolutely force running the football all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I lost this week because R. J. Harvey, the second
string running back for the Denver Broncos, scummed two touchdowns
from Dobbins. Yeah, Dobbins had one hundred and fifteen yards,
got his team into the red zone every time, and
then they just said, you know what, Dobbins, thanks for that.
We're gonna give your touchdowns away.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Yep, absolutely on one gripe I'm having with fantasy football
this week because it happened to me. Kickers gotta go
in every league. I think I'm not playing in a
league that we're having kickers next year. Yeah, it's so stupid.
I lost by three points because well it was mostly
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because Jake Ferguson didn't have a reception, but because Harrison
Bucker got four points and I was up by one,
and I was im, I'm out on the kickers.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
It's yeah, I'm out on the defense. I've got two
leagues defense. I had negative three from the Vikings d
I had zero from both, which was abysmal. I mean
I lost by twenty, but still yeah, I mean, I mean,
you think about that, I get ten points there in
the running there, then I don't have to give it up.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
See.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
I think it's just dumb though, because like that's the
one thing that's even more unpredictable than a player going
off for having a quiet game. You know, picking a
defense sucks, like I picked up Atlanta's defense, not known
for their defense, right yep. But they're playing Miami, who
has been direct god awful, So I'm thinking that's a
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smart play give up thirty four points? Like what are
we doing? What are I think it's because Kirk Cousins
was playing. To be honest, I think that had everything
to do with it. But as far as fantasy goes,
I mean, I broke my five game losing streak in
one league, so that was just absolutely massive for the program.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I scored more than one hundred points for the first
time points or more than one hundred and twenty. Sorry,
I scored one hundred and thirty week one, and I
I've scored under one hundred and twenty up until this week,
where I scored one hundred and twenty four.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Yeah, you know, I put up one sixty five for
one of my one of my leagues, and scoring hasn't
been my issue except for two weeks ago when my
team decided to put up eighty seven after after putting
up one fifty three. So I I don't love that,
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but that's it's what I got. Any big things you're
looking for fantasy wise, waiver wire maybe, uh, guys coming
off of bye that you're hoping finally get going, and
or hoping guys coming off of bye that don't kind
of stall after that week off that had been having
a good year.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Uh can I say forfo you get too far into it? Yeah,
you talked about the waiver wire. You know who? Do
you know who I had as my starter because this
guy was injured? No one guy was on the by
No I had Derick Goof was on a.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Bye Yep, that's I have him in the league.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I had Daniels. Yeah, I was injured. Do you know
who had to pick up in our I think it
was our league.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah it was our league field.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Oh oh what a.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Week to pick Yeah, and that's a loss.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
I finally pulled the trigger and started Drake May over
Jared Goff.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
How that go?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Really? Well? You put up twenty six points. He's been
doing it all year.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
In one of my other leagues, I picked Aaron Jones
was sitting in the waiver wire. Sure picked him up.
I mean didn't go super I didn't expect it to
go super well this week, but I mean he should
have some sort of volume coming up here. I mean,
when when you have a is Brosmer going to start.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Its JJ back doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I mean either way, he's got to get the dump
offs right, like that's how you get it all right,
that's quarterback going perfect.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Time to lean into this here, Vikings. Oh boy, poor
Carson Wentz and they were shredding him for how bad
he was.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
He broke his shoulder in.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Why I don't understand. Again, we'll probly talk about this
on our own show too, But what I would understand
is you have he has beat the fuck up, yep,
So you're gonna throw him out there? Why not let
Max throw? Let the throw? Is what Dustin would say.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
So here's my thing with that. And I saw it
on the old X formerly known as Twitter Twitter. I
think they're honest to god, afraid that he would do
well because then it sparks a little.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
That's a hot button.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Right there.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Then it's sparksted undrafted rookie compared to your first round
drafted QB whose injury prone can't stay healthy for the
life of him. What if he's better, because let's not
pretend JJ McCarthy was just absolutely lighting up the score
or the box scores. No, not even close.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I I just do think though, that the NFL has
this super weird uh. I don't even know what to
call it, fetish with just meat grindering quarterbacks, especially young ones.
Like you look at the you look at the Green
Bay Packers. I mean they let Jordan Love from Utah
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State soak for four years before he even touches I mean,
Ben Kirt was getting that's kind of the thing to do,
Like your star is like, yeah, we're gonna put you
in good situations like and if it's a shitter time,
ben Kirk get in there right like. And I think
the Vikings did screw up and go the wrong way
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with not signing a Sam Darnold or something like that.
Him this even Daniel Jones, like that looks pretty shitty, right,
But I mean that's there's so many factors too, Like,
is Daniel Jones as good as he is? Without Jonathan
Taylor probably not maybe maybe like four and three years whatever.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
I've also said it too, like ko See obviously saw
something or whoever's making that decision for the Vikings obviously
saw something in Indianapolis Jones that made them sign him
as an emergency QB to use in the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
So I I don't quite understand it, And you know,
I don't love the hate that Carson wentz goot for
gutting it out through those injuries.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, I mean he fractured his uh socket or something
in there, and then he tore his labor.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
He's literally he literally got surgery. Like the next day.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I was, I was more disappointed than coaching staff, Like,
you know, he's hurt, What the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Yeah? It's and also the worst part is JJ is
obviously healthy enough, hey, cheering well to play if they
had him suited up for the last two weeks as
the emergency q BE. But you give me one situation
where that's gonna actually happen, Like, what are the odds
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of him actually needing to be used as a third quarterback?
You know, It's it was disappointing and down downright request
by those scumbags by those purple and gold scum bags.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I do say from a from a lion's perspective, I
do wish that. I mean, Jared Goff is awesome. He
He's a top five quarterback in every single stat the
last three years. I do think like if he gets hurt,
god forbid he gets hurt, they are so screwed.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
What's Teddy doing?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
What Teddy's rostered with the box?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, okay, something like that.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
But so he can still coach high school?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah, but he is like even then, like Teddy Bridgewater
is being your second or third string.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
He it last year. Last year he had the one.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Play Like I just don't get how, like you have
such an offensive juggernaut and uh like golf still has.
This is like would be the perfect time to get
a quarterback to soak under him for four years? Yeah
and hand it off, you know. Yeah, Like it's right
there that he has enough that he can because he's slow.
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He's getting slow. Like if you've seen Jerry Goff run
not pretty.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Sneaky fast, sneaky fast, I guess we could call it
sneaky still a little bit fast. Maybe could look fast sometimes, Yes,
he looks fast sometimes fantastic footwork on that, but.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I do think it's time to start investing in the
future too. Yeah that way, that way, there's not.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
The a four year deal.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah, like then there's not the like growing pains like
you know, then there's like a year of growing pain.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Yep, kind of like what the Packers have done since
prep far. Absolutely like that is the mold that is shocking.
The entire NFL does not try to follow. And granted
it's hard getting top tier quarterbacks to do that, but
even the teams that have them don't do it.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, oh gosh, it's or maybe it's just like the
personality of quarterbacks sometimes too, Like.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
I get that, But but why wouldn't the Vikings this
just popped up? Why would't they go get Jamis? Why
wuldn't they go get Jamis? Like Wentz is clearly hurt.
Well put him on the I R then and go
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get Jamis for probably next to nothing.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, seventh round out there, go.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Get shador I don't care. They would probably love it.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Viking slack four fourth year.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Dude, he's he's doing it for the Bengals though, Yeah,
but I mean, did they just lose it to the Jets. Yeah,
was that his fault? No? He put up what thirty four?
Thirty four points?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Correct?
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Yeah, so there's no way you can blame that on
the best quarterback to ever play the game. Joe Flacco
is the most quarterback to ever play the game. I
will die on that hill. Okay, he has more Super
Bowls than most quarterbacks.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Okay, okay, hold on, that's a little hat but right there,
no one.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Everyone would agree with me. Besides yeah, who's I think the.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Whole rest of the network would probably say you're fucking nuts.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Well yeah, well than Squirrell Ship the whole town. But
uh we we love Joe Flacco. I won't put up
with any of his slander. Look at what he's doing.
Mm hmm. And uh Sam, we got a little college
football talk too, I'm can you play some sad sound?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Oh yeah, sorry, the college scape is crazy.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
So I I mainly just want to talk about before
we get into other colleges. Why oh, why tell you?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Why?
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Yeah? But does the Iowa Hawkeyes offense become the best
offense in the nation every quarter angle fucking time they
play the Minnesota Gophers.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
It doesn't matter that is there coach?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
He's still there right, Yeah, he's been there since ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I mean, I think it's got to be the it's
got to be the PJ fleck suit and tie thing. Yeah,
like that guy sees that and it angers like because
there's angers. There's people that just see something about someone
and it angers them and then they turn up their game.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
It's kind of like me and you every time we
see someone on a bike.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, we should agree with you on that.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
When we're bowling against someone in jeans. Were when we
are bowling jeans, we're bringing out the jeans.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
No, we'll get into that. We'll get into that here shortly.
But go for football. Okay. Beats of fraudulently ranked Nebraska
Cornhuskers team very handily. Good for them. They storm the field.
That's a tough look. In my opinion, I'm happy that
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the fans are happy and the students there are happy
they won. Not that happy means they don't know ball.
If they're getting that amped up over beating a brask.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I thought it was like team like, I'm not. I mean,
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
They're not good enough.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
It's not like you're being a Penn State or right, well,
High State. That's what I run the Michigan, Michigan, any
of the big top schools, and then I run on
the fucking field.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
But like, even even going into the Iowa game, right,
that's one of Minnesota's actual biggest rivalry games is ile.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
PJ has only won once out of the well fucking.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Aware of that whole he They just don't do well
against Big Ten teams that are either good and unranked
or ranked.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
So get we gotta get another team in the state.
Saint Thomas ain't gonna do anything about it.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Give me the Beavers, yepka, roll damn ye, roll, dam roll, damn.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
No, but they they are just so pitiful. And I
promise no, no, not the Beavers. The damn Gophers.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Okay, well they well, the Beavers.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
I would never speak badly about the Beavers. The Gophers,
on the other hand, they got to figure this shit out,
and I I don't know what it is either.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Is Donald Driver's son still on the team, No, he's gone.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
He's gone.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I checked that out too, I was wondering.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
But they have a quarterback, granted he's young, who I said,
will be an All American lind yep he will be
an All American two years leading them to a national championship.
Unless unless this coaching staff cannot figure it the fuck out.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Bryce Underwood is eighteen years old. There's no way that
the Gophers are doing.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
That's so different, that's so different. But they're like one
of the only big schools and granted, I'd say this
relatively big school that don't have like a fucking anyone
that can catch the ball on their roster. They do
not have a soul that can catch the football.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
You know, who's my black horse? Come the big ten
here in a couple of years, is with that brand
new stadium. Northwestern Shut up, They're good.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
That's a nerd school.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
They're good. Yeah, lawyers, I mean, you got a bunch
of lawyers out there, But.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
For them, I can think cats the ball.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
So you're thinking Northwestern.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I'm taking Northwestern over the Gophers the Wildcats.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
Yes, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
You know fun fact NCAA twenty ten. I bet I
won a Heisman with as a defensive end with the
Northwestern and the.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Offer rookie mode.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Yeah, why would you pick a d.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
N because I like, uh, I like sacking the quarterback.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
May I give you that one too?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I mean, still, that's I'm not playing coverage and I'm
not sitting there by playing.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Why wouldn't you be a I don't know the quarterback
or running.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Back because I won one at I won. I won
the Heisman as a quarterback at Kansas State the year before.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
So many trades, I'll give them this, like I've done
that before too, where I was like, I want to, like,
I want to try a different position tho where I could.
I mean, I'm not done with the linebacker because I
always feel like I missed every.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Time, So try to head hunt. I just don't want to.
I don't want to play coverage. That's like that kind
of is boring to me. I just want to go
for the quarterback. Go for the ball.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Sure, you just want to be a big dummion, Yeah,
go straight up? Every single I want to.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I want to pancake the tackle and then get the quarterback.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
All right, fair enough, fair enough? Another one? My boys,
my boys a Georgia Tack are doing this year. Yes, sir,
they're doing it.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I went there. I watched Jamiir Gibbs is a yellow jacket.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
He's really not.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yes, he spent three or two years at the Georgia Tack.
Really yes, the words Johnny Carson, he is not an
Alabama guy.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Well, that's good.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Rental. I think that needs to be termed out there
for the for the college years because these guys, these
guys will spend two three years out of school and
then go get it rented for a year, which is fine,
which is totally fine because they're getting paid for it.
That's cool. But then these schools will go out there
and be like, he's ours, like the biggest check to him.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I will say that Bucky Irvin, yeah, bucks pay for
Minnesota for two years. Yes he did, so throw that
out there too, but I like at him and be like,
let's a go.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
For Yeah, Portal's ruining the game.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
It kind of is Portal. I don't want the show.
Why not.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Portal's ruining the game. It is, it's it's, it's it's.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I just there was a change that needed to happen.
But the uncontrollableness right now needs to be controlled.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Because it's free agency. After it's craziness, free agency.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Especially all these guaranteed money, Like the kid comes in,
you owe him the three hundred grand and that kid
owes you nothing. Yep, that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
I agree and with that being said, craziness. Let's dive
into World Series right now, yep, since it's just starting here.
Last night I witnessed with my own until one fifty
four in the morning, the entire eighteen innings of baseball
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that transpired, and not mad about it at all, but gosh,
I was so torn with these two teams making the
World Series because you have one a Canadian team playing
for the biggest or playing on the biggest stage of
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America's pastime, which is baseball, against arguably the most hated
baseball team by anyone that's not an A, B C
or D list celebrity.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, I mean it's it's a good series for baseball.
They're talking about how the ratings have jumped up, and
I mean when you have when you have three countries,
I mean you got the United States and Japan are
in it for the Dodgers, and the Canada is obviously
in it for the Blue Jays. So the ratings are
going to be up, which is cool for the game.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
That's great, but uh, that's why I'm drinking the bat
Blues tonight because go Blue Jays.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
It's it's so tough for me because.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
I hate both of them. For their own different reasons.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, like the ball, the idea of the Dodgers, like
the people, the guys that are supposed to win it,
Like I have a tough time if it's not my
team and you're supposed to win it, I don't want
you to win it. I'm an underdog guy.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
I think rosters have a lot to do with that.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Yeah, but it helped kind of.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Just story of how their season actually was.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah, it seems what the Dodgers are doing is totally
legal and it's in some way progressing the bar in
terms of, uh, getting some of the piece of shit
owners to start doing something. Yeah, but you don't like
the way it's happening. But again, are they handcuffed in
how they do that? I think so, Yeah, except for
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the whole uh deferred salary thing that sucks.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
That's stupid.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
They'll keep the cane down the road, the old Tom
Brady method to keep the can down the road.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I mean, you would hope that you would hope that
that that somehow bites them in the ass in ten
years it has to you probably won't.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
I mean, it's got a hand, it's got a handcuff
them at some point in time. Salary cap wise, so right.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah, well there is no salary yeah, well that's right, okay,
but there's.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Big personal personal salary cap of Seid owners. Yes, correct,
There's only so much money that someone can put towards
a team.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
There's big talks of no season next year because they're
going to lock out.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Correct, which is would suck you know what? One less
season I'd have to suffer watching the fucking Twins hell
Twins manager who knows? Who knows?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Key k Hernandez, good play.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
He's so fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Actually, yeah, I enjoyed his time in Boston.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Yeah. And that's the problem I have with this Dodgers
team is there's guys that I genuinely love to watch.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
You know. Should you know? I should have done a
watch party.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Oh? Too many hot mics around for that.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
No, that's fine. Just don't say something that's gonna really.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Give me right, right, too many hot mics around for that.
Probably Vladdie. His ass is such a wagon. Still. Yeah,
I love he's He's fun to.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Used to play third base. Ye, I mean he first
came up, right, he's a Canadian Dominican crazy.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Now you're just making ship up.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
He's Dominican and he was born his father's Dominican. Have
you heard him speak?
Speaker 5 (28:49):
He doesn't speak much English. Yeah, well, you're right, he
doesn't speak any French, Canadian or anything like. You're right,
but I think, you know, ask them. I think after
last night's game, the Dodgers are winning and there's no
way Toronto can come back from losing an eighteen inning
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marathon like that, especially in the fashion that it was
one in Fuck you, Freddy Freeman in your fucking mouth.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I'd like to see six games though, Like, yeah, I
don't like like world series that are four or five
games are kind of yeah, I six games at least,
can I agree?
Speaker 5 (29:31):
But anyway, that's my take on the World Series. Go Canada,
you know, and that pains me to say, And Matt,
you know that damn well, after listen how much I
don't like Canada.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Don't like Canada, Yeah, the whole town.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Because they're just gonna talk so much shit, Like it's
I can deal with that.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
So it's a lose lose. Do you want to hear
Canada talk ship or all of the.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Fake Dodger fans just say it. No, one's an actual
fucking Dodgers fan, just like no one outside of New
York is actually a Yankees fan. And the Dodgers exactly exactly,
or the Alabama football or the nds U football fans.
You just love the Dodgers off NDSU scumbags, God.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Cowboys, and.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
Yeah, and the North Dakota fighting in the North Dakota Fighting.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Has who else what?
Speaker 5 (30:32):
I could go on for it?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
If you asked, what's your favorite hockey team? Fighting Hawks?
Speaker 5 (30:38):
I would actually if someone gave me that answer, I'd say, okay,
and then I would walk away. I would just remove
myself from the situation, do a responsible thing and just
walk away. And then when they inevitably followed me because
they have to know why I won't talk to him,
I would say, it's because you're a scumbag. You a
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scumbag hockey team. I can't deal with that.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah, I can't wait for I can't wait for your
summary on this so I can post it and type
it up and be like, Travis, all right, yeah, what
do you mean?
Speaker 5 (31:16):
What do you mean? No?
Speaker 2 (31:17):
No, no, no, I like we type up your summary,
all right, Cue up.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
The game show music. We got our three players World
Series edition. These are all players playing in the World Series,
all right, Sam Numero Uno should be a layup for you.
Where did they go to college? We got Max Munsey Baylor, Yep, yeah,
(31:44):
we got Dalton Varshow Milwaukee. Fucking he.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
For that one.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Oh the cas himself.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
That's way too quick for those two. This worries me
now because this one's obscure enough that I think you'll
fucking just nail it. Miles Straw.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Miles Straw is a Juco guy, isn't he.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Uh, He's a Florida Chico guy. Yep, that's all I know.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Okay, it is like Saint John's River, motherfucker he got
That's insane. Saint John's River State College in Florida. Are
you shitting me? How do you know that?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Because I'm a Juwco guy.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Well, I get that, But you're not that big of
a Jewco guy. Maybe.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Well, Miles Straw was on the Astros.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
He had a lot of time sitting on the bench at.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
That one. Ruined by Night. That was like the over.
I didn't think you would get that one. I knew
you would get Max Montcy because he was a Big
twelve Player of the Year twice, but that one really put.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
A damper on this you should probably do better at this.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
That's two times in a ROWO.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
He swept crushed.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
That's because I'm being nice, you know, because I hate sit.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
There fumble fun now well, no, because he starts doing
the pitchers like I don't even like a guy shows
up there. I'm like, I've never heard of this guy
and he might have one hundred innings this year.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Kind of like last night, everyone everyone who pitched from
the eleventh.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
The pictures now is is so crazy because it's just
it's all how many one inningdund hour guys we have,
so there's too many of them now, Like it's kind
of like I know Bieber was Yeah, Canada guys, Canaday,
Shane Shane Bieber, he.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
Was at the game last night. They showed him no no,
no six. God was not there.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Santa Barbara Pitching Factory. Like that's kind of some of
the things you learn if if someone's like, oh, they
went to a Cali Cali D one, but it's a
mid major, Yeah, Santa Barbara, because Santa Barbara puts out
a starting pitcher in the first round every single year.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
One thing though, it was actually kind of funny the
now last night I think it was in like the
twelfth or thirteenth inning, the Dodgers ran out this dude
and oh no, yeah, maybe it was. It was right
before Kelly got in, and they're like, yeah, this guy,
you know, he's not having a good year. He's just
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not very good. But the announcers were just shredding him.
You know, he's had control issues and came in and
was just dotting one o two all over the zone,
like and he barely pitches. He had like fifteen innings
or something this year. He had like fifteen innings and
he's just dotting one o two with a disgusting slider.
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That's not fair.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
I think my favorite player in the World Series is
Alejandro kirk really, yeah, a big guy. They had just
showed a stat that he has tied Cal Raley for
most homers by a catcher in a postseason Love that. Yeah,
and he looks like.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Oh, he just doesn't look like a catcher.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
He's a Mexican and he's like five ft eight, two
hundred and thirty pounds, Like, you would not think that
that guy is hitting middle of the order against against
Otani right now. Yeah, you saw him in a bar,
you'd say.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
He's for sure going to play on an amateur team.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
But yeah, he hit a three run homer in the
World Series like.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Two days ago, so he hit one last night too.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah, so that's cool. That's probably one of my favorite
things about baseball.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
That you don't have to look like an athlete like.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Super Girl, like the Tortuga y Pablo Sandoval. Yeah, I
mean David Ortiz. David couldn't move. He could swim at.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Seeing with Frank Thomas. Could the movie either No and
Tomy Yeah? Hashtag Tomy.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Yeah, but Tomy you could tell he was well built.
He was taller than most good.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
It's a fucking brick.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
I mean even even Frank Thomas.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
That's a big boy to think.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Like Guys that remind me like that, like Bo Jackson.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
My out Jackson's Jackson.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Do you hear the just not very athletic looking, but
god are they good.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Did you hear a story about Bo Jackson He got
kicked out. He got kicked out intentionally. Did you hear
that story?
Speaker 5 (36:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
No, he got kicked out intentionally of a baseball game.
I think it is with the Royals. He was having
a baby, so he intentially was arguing balls to strike,
just get kicked out so you can go, uh, have
a baby be delivered.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
That doesn't surprise men.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
You know what, since we're on the World Series in
baseball topics, I'm gonna say I'm an I hate him.
I respect him because he's I can't he's the best
player in the game.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
He can't blame him for how other people treat him.
No love, because.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
When you guys got here, I was gonna say, like, hey,
I'm thinking about getting a TWI jersey.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
You give yourself a negative sound effect, Yes, thank you,
that one's perfect. I would never and like, like we
were talking about a little bit before, it's not so
much you hate him, it's just all the attention. Like
when I'm seeing a highlight posted by the MLB of
him take he took a daddy hack but he swung
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and missed, and they captioned it Otani was looking to
unload the bases with that swim and it's him swinging
and missing, Like what.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Are we We're really doing that? It was like he
hit a fly ball, he hit out, like he hit
a pop fly that was so high that they stat
casted it, and it's like he's out so like like cool,
but like this is not a sports Center top ten,
and they did that.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
They put it like they put it on the top ten.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
The sports Center's going so downhill, ye, which maybe here's
a hot take, but dunks can't be on the sports
Center hot ten.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
Why you know, I don't even think that's that hot
of a take. But if there is gonna be, and
it better be ridiculous not Yeah, I'm not saying that.
It got to think, in the dog days of the winter,
what what do they really have to put on there?
Speaker 1 (38:04):
I feel like they could just be more creative, I guess, yeah,
than a dunk like like I mean, like I of
course a six foot eight guy can dunk, Like yeah,
that's yeah, that's not a like I.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
Mean, we got five foot eight guys that can dunk.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Now, yeah. But like that's the thing is, like it's
so watered down now that the dunks that maybe do
deserve to be on there are I can't tell because
I don't like any of them.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
It's even like the NBA Dunk Contest, which I haven't
watched since probably high school, but I always watch. I
always go, but I always I always see the highlights
of them, right, and the dunks are just so again
watered down, I guess would be the best thing to
come up with, because one, it's hard to come up
(38:54):
with new ship. But peak dunk contest was when Nate
Robinson and Dwight Howard were going at it for like
two or three years. Yeah for us, Yeah, didn't Aaron
win a couple of years him and Zachlavin Zacklyvine.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
That was the only thing, the only thing he did
good for the Timberwolves is just when a fucking dunk contest?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Okay, am I okay? Am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Oh yeah, Aaron Gordon Universe of Arizona, Tucson.
Speaker 5 (39:25):
I actually knew that. Yeah, didn't even piss me off
because well and now it did a little bit. But yeah,
you know what it did, piss me off. And with
that being said, bowling time. Oh it's bowling update time.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
The boys.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
The Boys still suck.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
I thought we did we No, we didn't. No, we lost.
We lost the first one by one, We won the
second by fifty five, and we lost the second one
by two.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
Third one by yeah, third one.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Sorry, but.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
And it was two weeks ago. I had a career
on the lanes. Three of my best games, back to
back to back and we lost all three because the
team just kind of forgot how to bowl a little bit.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
I mean I hand up here, Uh yeah, a.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Little hand up accountability.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I did not.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Bowl well, Sorise, What was the downer is? I did
not bowl well all three games, But all three games
I was not the worst bowler over Yeah.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
So yeah, maybe it's time to look and maybe dabbling
that transfer portal for us.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Put on the jeans.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
Tomorrow. Well it's cold, now is cold? It works the
first time we did it.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yeah, I bowled over a two hundred?
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yeah, are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (40:46):
How many games? How many weeks have we lost in
a row?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Actually, we're supposed to dress up tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
I remember, Oh yeah, Halloween.
Speaker 5 (40:54):
I refuse.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
I don't know I got to do. I'll put something
dumb on.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
I don't even know what I.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
You could put a lazed chip bag on your shoulder.
Chip on your shoulder.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
You want me to give you?
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Kidding?
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Well?
Speaker 5 (41:14):
Yeah, if I was like, how might do that? How much?
How am I supposed to bowl with a chip on
my shoulder?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
That's figure it out on the opposite shoulder, No.
Speaker 5 (41:26):
Put it on my off shoulder. It's in my line
of sight.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Put it back here.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
You can't see five feet in front of you. Yeah,
that's fair. The kids aren't even in your sight.
Speaker 5 (41:35):
That's fair too. I am blind.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yeah, I love the chip on the shoulder. You said,
I can't. I can't bowl the chip on my shoulder.
Steve Young had a chip on his shoulder.
Speaker 5 (41:45):
One year I went as a fork in the room.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Well, let's go with Pete Webber one.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Oh, I could so do that one.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
You got the goggles to do it too.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
One.
Speaker 5 (41:54):
Uh. One year I went as a fork in the road.
I just literally taped a plastic fork and yellow duct
tape on a black T shirt fork in the road.
And That's where I'm at with bowling right now. I
I might have to retire after this year. It's a
lot of wear and tear on the body. It's a
lot of wear and tear on the liver. The the
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U C L just isn't what it used to be
and uh could could be hanging them up.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
Still also have to get my new bowling ball drilled
that I've had years. Yeah, that's that is huge. But
we're looking to bounce back. You know what? You know
what I'm gonna do tomorrow. I will go as Pete Webber.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
I am too. It's sunglasses.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
Yeah, they're like painted and like black. I'm just gonna
throw on a pair of golf pants. Probably he does
wear a glove on his throwing hand. I have an
old golf glove. I cut the fingers out.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Of what's what's your cat phrase?
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Who do you think you are?
Speaker 5 (42:58):
I am? That's right, I did it. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
I am.
Speaker 5 (43:07):
And you just have to turn to the crowd as
soon as they do anything in your back, like as
your as a ball is going back.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Here, no hat, you got to slick back your.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
Hair slicked facts slick. You think this is slicked back,
This is pushed back. I think you should leave. Reference
Tim Robinson if you.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Didn't Detroit huge, Detroit Lions fan.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
Yeah, he's so funny. I used to be a piece
of ships. Sloppy steaks at Gani's living for New Year's Eve,
Blue Dolphin burned out John Travannis on his ass. Oh
it's one of our If you haven't ever seen, I
think you should leave. It's on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
It is like skit based, It's.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
It's basically all his rejected SNL skits that he now
made and put into episodes.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Which is good. He's I thought it's funny. He didn't
get the good like, no, he he got a couple like.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
I think he was on s n L at the
wrong time for his comedy to be funny. So but yeah,
I watch that if you.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
I think it was Shane too.
Speaker 5 (44:15):
He yeah, well he got fired.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yeah only a week.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
Yeah, he and I'll look at him. He's doing just fine.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
But one of my favorite big Philly guy.
Speaker 5 (44:27):
Yeah, big, big, huge, the biggest.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
You and Bruce should do appression. You and Bruce both
can do Trump very well.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
I can't. I don't think I do him very well
at all.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Dust can? Dustin can do uh George Bush Junior. Really
it's fucking elite. It's so good that hammered got it?
Speaker 5 (44:53):
Is that Will Smith again pimping a flyout to the
warning track?
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Yes, sir, was it actually him? Yes?
Speaker 5 (44:59):
Good?
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Fuck that guy, scumbag another good catcher, not good enough,
Louisville scum.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
He is bomb.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
He is another Jurassic Park movie.
Speaker 5 (45:15):
And they gotta stop that. They had it.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
It's like the Fast interfere is like fucking stop.
Speaker 5 (45:21):
Yeah, like you can only you can only have an
amusement park with dinosaurs.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
It's the same. It's the same story every time someone,
someone gets lost, someone gets trapped, everything gets out, a
bunch of people get eaten, and then the good guys
get saved because they befriend the t Rex.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
At the end, weird, the original t Rex comes back.
Speaker 5 (45:42):
Yeah, all right, Sam, give me one second ear.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Bengo.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
All right, let's get into it.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
What're you in? Oh, I'll be fine. Oh shit, robud
a button for you. I can't find it. It's the
best part of the show, I know, and I can't
open there it is now I gotta find hells things
that Now. You got me all flustered.
Speaker 5 (46:14):
And to fill the time, let's yeah, you want a
little stand up comedy, Sam, Yeah, go for it. So
how about that airline food crickets on? That's crazy?
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Where the hell is your day button? At? Oh?
Speaker 5 (46:30):
You know what I saw today what really pissed me off.
I was driving driving for work and saw and it
was raining all day all day. I saw a guy
I'm on the Paul Bunyan bike trail in the full
(46:51):
biker get up. You know, spandex everything.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Helmet, umbrella, hat.
Speaker 5 (46:58):
No, he had the speed helmet on the oh Sun
and like, yeah, there's gloves on and he was wearing
clear lenses. He was just biking in the rain. He
was probably sixty eight seventy years old.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
You know, at our duplex, there used to be a
guy if I had, like during Christmas time, I'd have
to go to work at four in the morning, and
there would be a guy at three fifty am that
would run down the middle of our street with the
headlight when it's negative ten outside.
Speaker 5 (47:27):
Dude, See that's what I don't And he was like
sixteen years old. Treadmill. That's what they're there for.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
He's out there to prove something he.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
Is, and whatever that might be. I want zero part
of that.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Yeah, I mean, like I already felt awful getting up
and going to work at four in the morning. Yeah,
and I have to walk out there and this guy
is getting a jog in in that in negative ten
And the worst part is I could hear him crunching
away three blocks away.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
I started my car the other day for the first time.
Remote started my car, You fucking nerd. Yeah, that's a
little crazy. Yeah, that's because you don't have remote start.
It's not even an option.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
I should say my new work car, I do have
heated seats. Never had that before.
Speaker 5 (48:14):
You never had heats.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
No, I'm sorry. I'm not fucking privileged like you must
be fucking nice.
Speaker 5 (48:20):
Thanks mom, Thanks man. Yeah, no, it's I bought my
own car. Okay, let's get into it here.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Okay, it's timed out for is it's shits a new
game show. We're made taste, don't drinking new products and
discuss it?
Speaker 5 (48:37):
Is it ships?
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Who knows? Let's find out. Let's play is shit shit?
Speaker 1 (48:47):
All right, folks?
Speaker 5 (48:49):
Yeah, tell them what we got, Sammy.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
We have a ready to drink vodka transfusion from Welches
Grape grape. Yes, for those of you that don't know
what a transfusion is, Travis.
Speaker 5 (49:03):
Vodka grape juice.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (49:06):
You squeeze a little lime in there and then you
top it off with a little ginger ale, and it's
one of my favorite drinks.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Actually, yeah, I mean it's because you and I are
both huge ginger ale guys.
Speaker 5 (49:17):
Yes, huge out there.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
I thought it was. I thought you were going to say.
Speaker 5 (49:25):
A fresca fresco is not sparkling water. It's a sparkling water.
I did just buy a twelve pact. They're on sale.
They're on sale.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Have you ever had Werners?
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Not same you ever try a fever Tro It's more
of the high end stip.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Yeah, I know than the little glass. Noners is a
Michigan ginger Ale.
Speaker 5 (49:47):
Sorry, I'm with the rest of the poores drinking fresco.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
You're talking about Berners. Well, for some reason, Minnesota does
not have it, but Arizona has Werners.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Yeah. No, they have Verner's here, we do.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
I've never seen it at a store.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
I think Luken's had him at one time.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Well, but that's because sometimes Lukens gets like Kirkland stuff.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
You know.
Speaker 5 (50:06):
The funny thing is I'll have to I'll have to
go to Luken's and now I'll see it and be like, oh.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
If you never gonna try it, Yes, I'm never gonna
Yes you are No, yep, I can't tell.
Speaker 5 (50:20):
No. I don't like sparkling water.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
Well, you've seen the tiktoky except nobody.
Speaker 5 (50:24):
Yeah no, all right, So anyway, this Welch is vodka
transfusion real fruit juice five point nine percent of alcohol.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Craft cocktail.
Speaker 5 (50:36):
Yeah, And we saw this and I asked Sam in
the in the LC, I'm like, do you did you
ever drink Welch's as a kid. He's like, yeah all
the time. And I'm like, okay, well then we got
to do it, and I'm excited for it. You know,
can's pretty cool. Looks like a Welch's pop can Yep,
(50:56):
just with vodka transfusion on it.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Logo. Purple is a good color.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
I like purple.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
I like sports teams that are purple that are not
named the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
I don't want your take on colors though, considering your
color blind, are you really well?
Speaker 1 (51:10):
Someone say that I have the best take because I'm unbiased.
Speaker 5 (51:15):
Then you know what, I'm not going to go down
this rabbit hole with you because I think you're faking it. Okay,
So I'm excited for this one. Though. I love a transfusion.
I also do love a confusion which instead of vodkas.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
To tequila and I don't degree don't agree. So I
love makes their clothes smell. Was pretty fucking good? So
is it?
Speaker 2 (51:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (51:40):
I'm not gonna wait any longer.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Oh fuck, what's it? Everybody knows? Rule my god, oh
my god, hold on middle taste of Wow, all right,
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let me get mine.
Speaker 5 (52:10):
In, dude, they're they're even warm. We're doing them a
disservice doing this warm. They were a shelf.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (52:18):
That is that is?
Speaker 5 (52:20):
That is so damn good.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
It just tastes like grape juice.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
It's I mean, you get every like, you get everything
but the vodka, which is awesome. It's grapefruit, and then
the ginger ale and then the lime.
Speaker 5 (52:36):
Wow, and I do you can really taste the ginger
ale and yes too, that's what I like.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Wow. What it's warm too, And it's this job. It's
not bad, my goodness.
Speaker 5 (52:51):
Six percent, well five point nine.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
But we're rounding up twelve dollars for a four pack? Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 5 (53:00):
Is there for that?
Speaker 1 (53:01):
Yeah? Three dollars a can. You'd pay three dollars at
a golf course for twelve ounces of that.
Speaker 5 (53:06):
Yeah, I've paid more.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (53:09):
That is good. Wow, I'm in awe. I didn't think
it would be this now. I had high hopes for
this one, but I didn't think it'd be anywhere close
to this.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Yeah, we're in a it's kind of like the canned cocktail.
Speaker 5 (53:28):
They're so ter missed.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Yesss. The ideas are so good, the idea and like
the can, the marketing is so good. But the taste
that's what. Yeah, the taste like this is god, this
is good.
Speaker 5 (53:44):
That is probably the best one of these that we've.
Speaker 1 (53:49):
A craft cocktail for sure. I mean even like the beer,
this is fan.
Speaker 5 (53:54):
That's what I'm saying, Like the best review we've done.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
And uh.
Speaker 5 (53:59):
Wow, welches, keep doing your thing. Man, you've been around
this long. I see why. I'll give you the ball
every single time.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Yeah, and you know what I think, so it goes
it's vodka that's in there, which is a good move
because a lot of the craft cocktails go go haywire
when they go with the malt malt beverage.
Speaker 5 (54:20):
I liked the one tequila one we did, the the Fresco.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
One, I guess it was. Yes, when you go with
the straight booze instead of the instead of the malt,
I think that's where the difference maker is.
Speaker 5 (54:35):
But that like, because when you think can cocktails, I
always go to like the Jack Daniels ones or the
Crown Royal ones. You know, that's where my mind goes. Yeah,
and those are very disappointing because.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
It sucks via the Jack Daniels, the coke Jack Daniel one. Yeah,
very good.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
I just think everyone has their own like frequency tuned
to how they want a jack and coke, so they're
you kind of learn your poor on that and then
you have to do it yourself in a glass.
Speaker 5 (55:05):
Right. It's kind of like a bloody marry. No one
makes a better bloody Mary than yourself because you make
it exactly how you want.
Speaker 2 (55:13):
Yes, But.
Speaker 5 (55:16):
Honestly, this is this is crazy.
Speaker 1 (55:18):
I thought it was gonna be good, and it is
ten times better than I thought.
Speaker 5 (55:21):
Yeah, like I said, high hopes it is. It's even
colored like grape juice too.
Speaker 1 (55:28):
This is Yeah, it says real fruit juice.
Speaker 5 (55:31):
God knows how much sugar is in it.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
That is you know what if I was gonna be nitpicky.
It does not have any sort of nutrition facts on it.
Speaker 5 (55:41):
No, And we learned that with the coronas that we
did those.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
Yeah, that might be the that's the most disappointing one. Yeah,
it's sun bruis yep, because.
Speaker 5 (55:52):
Those were I had the worst hangover of my life
down yeah after.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
That, So I mean maybe that's the trade off with
these is. I mean, if you like, yeah, let's go
to you're rating here, but they only.
Speaker 5 (56:04):
Come to in a four pack anyway, so let me
let me finish this. Good God, Sammy, go ahead, keep
playing music whatever.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
So our our ratings.
Speaker 5 (56:15):
The can Yeah, packaging is spot on.
Speaker 1 (56:19):
Yep. Wow, I mean, I'm like, you gotta rate it.
Speaker 2 (56:28):
I'll go first. While you're thinking, Okay, so the taste
I want to give an we're doing out of ten
or five? Ten? Ten?
Speaker 1 (56:35):
Ten?
Speaker 2 (56:36):
I want to do it eight point two with the
taste a good solid taste obviously, bet if it was cold, okay,
we're just pulling. Now, we're off the wall.
Speaker 5 (56:46):
Now we're nitpicking. But now if a drink is this
good warm, I'm easily at nine then yeah, you're going
nine flat, nine flat.
Speaker 2 (56:55):
I feels cold.
Speaker 1 (56:56):
I'm going nine flat as well.
Speaker 2 (56:58):
Yeah, I mean ten tender unicorns or unicorns don't exist?
Speaker 1 (57:02):
Correct, unicorns do not exist.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
So that's why we keep it out of nine.
Speaker 5 (57:06):
How many of these do you think you guys could drink?
Speaker 3 (57:08):
Like?
Speaker 5 (57:09):
Again, we won't know that answer till tomorrow, but like
the way this one is sitting after just absolutely dumpsterring it.
I could have seven more problems.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
I was gonna say eight eight is where I'm going.
Speaker 2 (57:19):
Off between five and seven because this is a lot
of sugar for old people like me. Yes, so that's
that's the only negative thing.
Speaker 5 (57:25):
But otherwise this one knocked my socks off. This is
eight eight for me. O, that's a monster score.
Speaker 1 (57:34):
Absolutely. I mean it's like the fact that it comes
into four pack and like it's Travis Sny are big,
like inconvenience people, and it's inconvenience to buy two of these, right,
I would, I would, I would carry the two of them,
two four packs for a total of eight and drink.
Speaker 5 (57:52):
Oh my god, that that is phenomenal. That is the
best thing we've ever had. Little do you guys know
we got one more, oh a double.
Speaker 1 (58:01):
We did double up because the curiot.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
There is a bottle.
Speaker 5 (58:09):
No they're twisted off to that's huge. That is huge
for the score. As we know, bottled beer, if it's
not a twist off, convenience factor will hurt that score.
This is the Femosa Lagger beer from Guatemala. They are
imported from It's now a little background. We're in the
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liquor store. We found the welches right away, which was
kind of an inconvenience and we had.
Speaker 1 (58:33):
To do a little shopping shopping at the Yes.
Speaker 5 (58:36):
Absolutely, and Sam just looks in this one cooler and
he goes, you ever had a femosa? And I'm thinking
it's gonna be another mixed cocktail like a mimosa or
something like that. No, it's a well to be real
frank with you guys. It's a red box with the bottle,
a picture of the bottle and uh, rather large cock
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on it.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
What yep, so imported from Guatemala in gold circular medallion with.
Speaker 5 (59:08):
A oh that twists nice.
Speaker 1 (59:10):
It's a twist off with a red badge that says
Famosa lager beer. Famosa this the eighteen ninety six beer
has been a long round time. Then, yeah, so, I
mean original recipe, nice twist off.
Speaker 2 (59:30):
Not I'm not sorry, I'm not joining. The smell smells
a little.
Speaker 1 (59:33):
The smell is a little smells smells little burnt foreign
foreign beer. This is a brown bottle. It's not a
green bottle. I was the brown bottle.
Speaker 2 (59:44):
I was checking the date to be sure the dates
are good Guatemala.
Speaker 5 (59:49):
Yeah, mine's good till July twenty.
Speaker 1 (59:52):
This is brewed and bottled in Guatemala, Guatemala City, Guatemala.
Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Yeah, you know, and I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
I'll do my first. I'm not a big fan of Laggers,
so we'll give it a shot. It has a very
earthy taste like any lagger.
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Worlds World's Beer Awards.
Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
This is a world famous the America's Gold.
Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
This is okay, I'll give you mine, mm hmm. So
this is what I would call the Bullpen beer. This
is one of them Bullpen beers. It's not very I
don't I'm not a big not a lot of people
know me. I'm not a big fan of loggers, and
this is going to be one of them. Just not
a big fan of it. I want to give it
a a four and a half. Will I drink more
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of it? I'd probably say another one in that about it? Okay,
but yeah, I'm not a big fan of lager. So
that's kind of sam.
Speaker 5 (01:01:04):
What what are your thoughts?
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Initially here, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go right out
of gates with a five flat. Okay, yeah, weird, but
two flats today and that's just where I.
Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
Don't love that, but I I love the branding on that.
That's points for me.
Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Yeah, you know the big the big cockhead, Yes, sick logo.
Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
Yeah, I mean that. It looks like it should be
a minor league baseball team's logo, to be honest, and
I love that taste wise, it reminds me of a
Doseki's lager a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
It's more amber to me.
Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
That's what I meant. That's what I meant. Yeah, because
I accidentally got uh amber.
Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Like if this was brewed and then in the green bottle,
I think it would.
Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
Be Oh that green bottle does wonders.
Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
For Yeah, it's it's the brown bottle. The smell is
slightly off putting.
Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
A little bit. I did fart so that that was
part of it.
Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
I did nuts that could.
Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
Have been the smell. I don't know. That's hey, right here,
I'll throw that hand right up, hand up accountability on
this show. Anyway, I'm gonna give this a four to eight.
I don't love There's nothing special about it besides the logo.
But could I drink it? Yes? Am I ever going
to drink it again? Probably not, unless I want to
be that guy that just shows up with something so
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obscure that this again.
Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
It'd be one of the Bullpen beers that we talked
to you.
Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
Yeah, the last three will be going right next to
the moostrul that are still in my fridge. But these
are better than the moost Rule I think.
Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Yes, better than the panel beer. Maybe maybe the rating
didn't show that, but again he's counting.
Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
I mean, there's just nothing special about it. It's kind
of one of those if if you like loggers, you
know what you're getting with this.
Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Yeah, but I think that there's just better laggers.
Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
There are, Yeah, there are.
Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Yeah, Like I like Heineken, and Heineken is a lagger
and I'm taking that ten times out of ten over this.
Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
Yeah. So that kind of wraps up, is it? Ship?
I mean, Welches knocks it out of the park with
two nines and what I giving umber that eight eight
eight seven, Yeah, something like that high.
Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Eight nine flat and a five flat.
Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
Yeah, and then the Famosa like I'm going to finish
this for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
You go it. Do you want mine?
Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
It's finishable?
Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Yeah, sure, I don't want. I took like two drinks
out of it. You go ahead and have that bad boy.
Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
That is because Matt is not a Lagger fan.
Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
No, because someone who's old enough like me, who's almost
forty has acid reflex. Anything that's not light is going
to fucking instantly lock me up.
Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
But you do like the welches. Welches good.
Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
It's really sugary. I think that's the only thing.
Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
Yeah, yeah, I'm feeling it on my teeth a little bit,
to be honest.
Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
So, all right, does the welches being that good take
away from it?
Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
I think so. I think if we would have just
had the Famosa, But I don't think it's that much.
Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
No, it's probably like like a point two difference. Yeah,
it's like I'm thinking, I'm thinking, if I'm like the
way it's going in my head, I think this is
a five to four if I don't have the welches
before this, Yeah, I have five flat right now.
Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
I think I probably rate it the same, but it
sits a little better. I had to really dig into
the logo for that rating and justifying it.
Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
The logo is sick.
Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
Yeah, I just saw.
Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
So.
Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
Yeah, that's that's what we got for, is it? Ship?
We had one that was not ship and one that
pretty much was no for me, you can't you're a
hard guy to please anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Oh, okay, let's shut the fuck up you're talking to me?
Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
Yeah you yeah, Okay, that's crazy. You are off your
own rocker, but I won't say anything because you're in
your own house.
Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
It's such that.
Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
It's such that it's going to be winter here coming up.
Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
There's a bunch of new beers that gonna be seen
cut out as well too. A little humble brag. I
mean Octoberfest. You're gonna see the Winter Blend come out
very soon at bars. Okay, yeah, that's pretty good. Octoberfest
should be done by now, but.
Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
It's still October.
Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
It was a disappointing Octoberfest.
Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
It was it actually was.
Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
It went through a lot of.
Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
Except that I brought you back.
Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
From that was really good. Like I just didn't see
there's a German beer I've gotta try, and it looks
maybe maybe I'll bring that next week for you spotting.
Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
Well, I'm not next week. I'm not drinking why, well,
I'm not drinking a october Fest beer.
Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not Octoberfest.
It's actually beer.
Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Oh okay, that's different. Yeah, there was a difference.
Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
I think it's a pilsner.
Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
Okay, so the fine pills beer Miller lite.
Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Yeah, so it's long, but it's it's a Belgian white,
so they say it like Belgian white. It's like a
blue moon too.
Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
Yeah. I I do love a good blue moon. I
think everyone does. It's such a good dinner beer when
you're only gonna have.
Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Two yep, because it's it's it's like if you have
two or three, it's like a meal. It's like you
can scale.
Speaker 5 (01:06:29):
Like an appetizer.
Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Yes, I was gonna say you can skip an appetizer
because you have three, which is weird. Because it's fruit.
Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
You gotta always have a garnish with it. Yeah. I
seen when I used to bartend. I see bartenders give
a blue moon and does not have an orange on it.
I'm like, no, bring that ship back.
Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
Here you go. How many times you think you actually
get an appetizer at a restaurant and how good does
that appetizer have to be for you to keep getting it?
Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
So I'll tell you this, this is all spouse based
for me. Really, I never got appetizers before my soon
to be wife.
Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
I wouldn't even fucking think about it. Yeah, not even close.
Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
There's more money, like yeah, like is it a women thing?
Like she wants. There's a lot of women that.
Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
Well, okay, but I'll say this, but what.
Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
If she says, like i'll pay obviously, you're you're pretty far.
Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
You're it's not it's not necessarily money. It's not really
a money thing. It's more of.
Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Like it's a mixture of what's going in my stomach.
Speaker 5 (01:07:34):
Like, sorry, I don't want mott sticks.
Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
I'd have I'd rather have three beers before my meal
than have you know, a beer in Mott sticks.
Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
I got an idea for next week for your snake draft.
All right, far appetizer appetizer foods?
Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
No, yeah, but that's the thing is, I'm not a
appetizing because nachos.
Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
Nachos aren't an appetizer if you and just put it
in the microwave. No, all I'm saying is like, it's
not really an appetizer if it's big enough to be
your whole meal.
Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Well, that's the thing, is you. That's what some restaurants do,
and that's cool. So all right, here's.
Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
Wings are technically an appetize.
Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
That's crazy to me that it's like, yeah, like depending
how much, Well, I guess if you're sitting around with
a group of four guys, and you're like, hey, does
everybody want wings? Sure, appetizing that only happens, But most.
Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
Of the time, if everybody wants wings, they're going, no,
I'm going to get the wings.
Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Yes, correct, you're going to get the wings.
Speaker 5 (01:08:33):
You're going to get the wings. Let's let's say you
do the sampler at Applebee's. I'll use that. I'll use
that as my meal. The Ultimate Trio. I'm a diehard
Ultimate Trio tril We're going wings, We're going wings, spinach,
artichoke dip, and then it can go anywhere from the
apple the case. I really like the group of pretzels.
Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
The pretzels are those are good too.
Speaker 5 (01:09:02):
So Applebee's does it right. I've never had a bad
meal on an Applebee's ever.
Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Apple's has rats. Shout out Ricky Bobby.
Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
I love Applebee's.
Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
But there is like that is the thing is like
you you the the best appetizers cross the line and
our meals our meal.
Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
So like, are they really an appetizer?
Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Like when I think apps, well, there there's one. There's
one appetizer that I know. It's that Fozzy shout out Fozzies. Uh,
is they have an appetizer? As well too. It's the
ultimate appetizer that is a fucking meal.
Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
See that's the thing though, But it's also priced like
a meal. Like, when I want an appetizer, I'm thinking, like,
you know who does appetizers right, Mexican restaurants Chips and salsa.
Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Shout out me, Rancho case.
Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
It's so good. They're the only place that truly does
it right because one they're free, and two it's just
so simple you can fill up on it a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Also great sponsored to the beer. Really sports right, don't
Edward for for baseball? Fozzie's Anime, Rancho Beauties.
Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Fozzy's Fantastic food. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
I took Katie there for the first time. She'd never
been there before. She's she lived here, she went to school. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
Book of Matthew everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Yeah, here's another Book of Matthew. We went there Friday night.
She never had it before. She crushed it. I said,
you ever had the blueberry? She's like cheese, I said,
I said, it's like an it's like an orgasm in
your mouth. She tried, and she's like, this is the
best thing ever. I'm like, it's like it's so hot.
I'm like, so you just can't stop eating. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
So there's actually only one place I've ever been that
I've consistently got an appetizer at, and it's Lazy Jacks with.
Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
The fried pickles. Yeah, that's kind of a given.
Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
I mean, you have to though, if you're going there,
that's probably why.
Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
You're going there, because you want Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5 (01:11:04):
The rest of their menu is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Yes, baby, I.
Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Do have a grape with them though, what shut up?
It's with the burn with that spicy burger. Oh my god,
it's good, but sometimes it's not spicy.
Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Depends.
Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Sometimes I can't finish it.
Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
It's insane. If the twins are there, they will They
cook it pretty well.
Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Like, there's been a couple of times where I'm like,
I will eat spice, I put spicy things on it everything,
And there's been a couple of times where I'm like,
I can't finish this. And then there's sometimes where they
hit the slot where it's perfect, and then sometimes I'm like,
who's back there cooking this?
Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Sends it?
Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
Yeah? Yeah, And uh, I'm not a spice guy, so
I would never even think of getting anything withs on it.
Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
They show Hey, just got lit up by a baby grow.
Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
Absolutely fires me up to see them. They're probably won't
even gonna post it because he threw the pitch.
Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Now they there's the relay. Yeah, he yops out field.
Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
So yeah, I mean, appetizers are probably the most overrated thing,
and I think restaurants wouldn't even lose money if they
took them off. Actually that's so different. I'm saying just
a generic, a generic appetizer.
Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Yeah, like you know, like the okay, well can of
worms here, like the Cisco mos sticks. All right, it's well,
you can get Cisco is like just this frozen food
conglomerate all over America where you just order frozen food
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like from Tyson and like these big box companies and
they just you just fry yourself. That's the only difference. Well,
so that monstick was made in the same fucking kitchen
in Iowa or wherever. But you could get that in Seattle, Washington,
New York City and in Wayne, Nebraska.
Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
Wayne America. Wayne America, do not disrespect them like that.
It is Wayne America. Matthew has his hand up. We
are taking questions at the time.
Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
All right, So Cisco and there's other many other box
companies that do a lot of different food. Henry's is
one of them. Yeah, they get their food from a
lot of it from the same place. But there's a
lot of different things you can get. It's not just
you get this one box of Mots. There's actually different
brands to get. Obviously, price does pay it. It's also
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a factor as well too, But but for the most part,
you are right. You get the generic Motts. You just
pop in the microwave, fucking call them good or air
frier them, call them good. Yeah, toast up.
Speaker 5 (01:13:55):
Your and those are great in your own home, at home,
perfly your own home, They're great, fantastic. You know, I'm
a big Taketo guykeos. I would fuck off some Taketos
right now, actually because I didn't need dinners. Two just
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two that I've tried beers. Two beers. Well, the one
one's a transfusion does right. But in your own home
is so different because you're cooking it, so you feel
like you're really accomplishing something throwing them, like throwing those
pizza rolls in the oven, and.
Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
You don't want to go buy mozzarella sticks and then
bread them yourself and then fry them yourself.
Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
People I will die on this hill. People that actually
cook every single night of the week that are not
like fam a full family or what like, I'm talking
me myself, a single dude, because I get I'm twenty get.
Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
Asked all the time, is that blonde kid single? Yes? Dog,
you're welcome.
Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
Anyway, I'm twenty seven. I keep thinking I'm twenty eight, though.
Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Well you're almost there.
Speaker 5 (01:15:14):
Yeah, actually no, I'm not eleven months away. But people
that take the time to cook every single night, how
do you have the energy to do that? Like, you
got to be a single, like jobless person to have
that kind of miss.
Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
So that's kind of the entire population of America is
sick of the question what are we doing for dinner? Yeah,
it's the single most exhausting question deciding what's for dinner?
Because do you care? I don't care.
Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
Whatever you want and go somewhere, okay, I will go
somewhere and order something, or if you are cooking it all,
eat it.
Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Yep, that is okay. So as you were practically married.
When she asked what do you want? What do you
always say?
Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
I don't know?
Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
That is the typical male anthem.
Speaker 5 (01:16:12):
Well that's because you know what. That's because whatever you
we will eat anything to where females, if you actually
were to say, oh, we're doing steaks tonight, they would say.
Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
What about this? What if they said I want to
get sushi?
Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
I do not, even even though I said it's it's
it's just like tuna. I get that.
Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
I like a good tuna raz but but like sushi,
I can't do that.
Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
It's a texture thing. It's like a raw fish that
we can't do it.
Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
The same thing with guak too. I'm just not a
fan of because.
Speaker 5 (01:16:57):
Now you're losing me. Now you're losing me, and I
hated for you.
Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Ever had smoked eel No, no, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
You ever had octopus? Yeah, pass, mommy, as Lamar.
Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
Is actually pretty good just because they.
Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
It's Italian OCTOPI.
Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
Sorry, fucking nerd.
Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
That's like dipped in marina. We're talking like, yeah, oh yeah,
Japanese octopus.
Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
No, I would never even imagine. But all right, that
was a rabbit.
Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Hole that you guys. You guys started that one. That's
that one's on you, guys.
Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
Let's get into our movie review Sammy, Hey, so this.
Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
Week I'm intrigued. I send you tons of them. Which
one did you do?
Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
You keep sending them to None of them that you know.
We're we were we were talking about and we're doing for.
Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
The Love of the Game. Yeah, we're in a mood.
Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
Yeah, I'm in a I'm in a mood to just
kind of rip a lot of things, right, So we're
doing for the Love of the Game.
Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
The best baseball movie ever number one on the list
for it's not even.
Speaker 5 (01:18:07):
Fucking close either. It is the most accurate due to
scenes on the field, due to how a baseball player
would actually think, how they would actually act. It is
the best baseball movie ever made. And God bless Kevin
Costner's heart because he's he's the only actor that actually
does baseball right.
Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Yes he is.
Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
And some people would say, like, oh, Brad Pitt and Moneyball,
but he's not a baseball player.
Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Yeah, Charlie Sheen is up there because he actually was
a pitcher.
Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
Yeah. You know what, if you watch his documentary filmed.
Speaker 5 (01:18:46):
It was we visited the stadium that actually used for
their game stadium.
Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Correct that I thought I thought it was the old
Milwaukee Stadium, the Miami Stadium for.
Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
The stadium stadium like the Dome Stadium, but for like
the most of them they were in. So the Cleveland
Indians used to spring train in Tucson, Arizona, like two
blocks from where my parents house. That was also in
the eighties, like ten years before, and the Beavers were
able to split this complex with the South African baseball
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team who was also.
Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
There practicing correct which was really fun. But anyway, for
the love of the game, what a baseball movie?
Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Actually, yeah, I mean it's it's almost a shame that
they kind of steal in this chair like for some
more time. They put a lot of personal stuff into
that story, but the baseball.
Speaker 5 (01:19:41):
And I'm a rom com guy anyway, Yeah, I enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
But it was so good on the baseball and sports side.
I don't know if they just ran out and they're like,
we don't want to taint it or or what, but
the the game part of it was so good good
and like obviously in our opinion, the best.
Speaker 5 (01:19:59):
That might be the one gripe I have with that
movie is there. It's not like a ton of actual
baseball scenes.
Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Yeah, I'm pouring you out Jesus.
Speaker 5 (01:20:13):
Okay, back to the movie, and there's just not a
ton of baseball scenes, like I mean, it's just glimpses
inning by inning.
Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Well not even the Detroit Tigers one of the best
uniforms in the MLB, the old old orange.
Speaker 5 (01:20:31):
The hats are sick goodness.
Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
I would get one of them. But Sparky Andison former
manager from South Dkota, from South Dkota as well too.
Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
Yeah. I love that movie. It's one of those baseball movies.
It's like a comfort movie for me.
Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:20:46):
Like if I want to watch a baseball movie and
it's not on to B which normally is, or not
on Amazon, Netflix, whatever it's normally on something, I will
rent it. Actually too much, deny it?
Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
No, what's perfect about it?
Speaker 5 (01:21:02):
Mom would kill me is.
Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
You should have Amazon?
Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
Should have?
Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
You should have heard her when I bought What was
the Twisters? Yep, the day after we saw it in
theaters because I wanted to watch it again.
Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
The transfusion still hits.
Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
By the way, did you drink the last one?
Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Well, but anyway, I like I go out of my
way to watch it. Probably it's probably a good three
to four time a year watch for me.
Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Yeah, it's it's not a comfort movie.
Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Like I said, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
Not to put your phone down the whole time movie,
which is why it's good, because when the baseball scene
comes on, you put your phone down, and then when
the rom comes on, you bring your phone up. I
still that doesn't really matter.
Speaker 5 (01:21:47):
It's it was one of my movies i'd throw on
like to just kind of fall asleep to, you know,
because I didn't have to watch it.
Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Yeah, it's not really loud.
Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
Yeah, it's just it's a great movie which brings us
to what we really want to talk about. So I'm
giving that movie probably a seven eight. At seven eight,
I think it's as solid as they come. It's just
a good movie.
Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
Kevin Costner the best, one of the best.
Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
I'm gonna give it a blatantly biased eight to two
for it being the Detroit Tigers.
Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
Yeah, but if you haven't watched it, it's kind of
got everything. Even if you don't like baseball, it's still
a good storyline to follow.
Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Oh yeah, Like, if you like Sleepless and Seattle and
Babes in Baseball, you'll love this movie.
Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
But and one of the most overlooked parts is who
are they playing? The fucking Yankees. Sam Tuttle can shove it.
That's his like biggest rival in that movie, I hate them.
Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
And one of my favorite lines, no, no.
Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
No, one of my favorite lines from that movie actually,
which is exactly what someone who who is playing baseball
would say when Sam Tuttle comes up for his first
step bat. He just kind of scoffs and goes, uh, sorry,
Kevin Costner just kind of scoffs and goes, Sam Tuttle,
I can't think of a better reason to not be
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a Yankee. Like, that's the one that sticks with me
through it all.
Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Well, in our favorite quote, puts down the curveball and
he goes, no, no, curveballs will hurt too much.
Speaker 5 (01:23:34):
That is that is the definition of my pitching.
Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Blanking on his name the catcher.
Speaker 5 (01:23:43):
It's Dale Doback John c Right. He's a catcher. He's
a catcher.
Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
He was also in, uh.
Speaker 5 (01:23:54):
Dam Riley has been in a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Days the Thunder. He was in He was the jackman
for Tom Cruise in Days of Thunder.
Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
So you know, uh, why can't I can? On Dwight's
real name, Rain Wilson is doing a podcast right now.
He'd be pissed if you heard that, because he does
not want to be called Dwight.
Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
Yeah. Yeah, but that's however, a.
Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Lot of recent people on that have been blowing up
on my TikTok about it. He's doing really well. He
was just talking about Johnson.
Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
He also does a podcast with called Like It's like
it's like scary stories and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
Yeah, and he.
Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
Does really good. It's really fucking good. It's good.
Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
I like that guy a lot. He's super interesting, Like
he's so interested in everything else other than himself that
it's super entertaining.
Speaker 5 (01:24:46):
He's just really down to earth too. Yeah, just an
awesome dude.
Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
He did Uh, this is a weird pull. But remember
the Mimsy Do you guys see that movie? No weird movie.
Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
He had liked weird stuff. He's also a thriller.
Speaker 5 (01:24:59):
He he's also in The Meg Like one of the
worst movies I've ever fucking seen, but he's in it.
Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
He's one of Yeah, he's like the guy who funds
a lot of it, doesn't it.
Speaker 5 (01:25:10):
Yes, And I mean just it's on the level of
Sharknado for me with how bad it is, Like it's
just not good.
Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
Well, uh, Statham is uh is dating the hot blonde
from Transformers three or married or something like that. Rosy
Huntington's side.
Speaker 5 (01:25:29):
Of the mood? Yeah, what what they sold out on
getting rid of Megan Fox by that opening scene. And
if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm not
gonna explain it, You're gonna have to watch it.
Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Well good for like, I mean, like, that's the thing
is like when you like leaked, No, isn't she Australian?
Speaker 5 (01:25:49):
No? I think she's British?
Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
All right? Same thing almost, I mean damn near. It
like came out that Megan Fox was was not in
it anymore, and uh everyone was like, ah, like, how
are they gonna like, like what direction are they gonna go?
And then yeah they got Yeah they got hotter.
Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:26:13):
Anyway, what we wanted to bring up with for the
love of the game, obviously, we were talking about how
good the baseball scenes are in that We're gonna get
into sports movies a little bit, and how shitty some
are at actually portraying sports scenes.
Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
You were correct about Rosie Huntington Whitley being English.
Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
Who is she? What does she look like? Hot?
Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Yeah, the bond from Transformersformers that's kind.
Speaker 5 (01:26:47):
Of been watered down a little bit too well.
Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
The first three are awesome and then it gets watered down.
Marky Mark is okay, and then it goes to ship.
Speaker 5 (01:26:56):
But Sam, let's rattle off a few examples of sports
movies just doing it fucking wrong. I'm gonna start with
the most hated franchise in my life, The Mighty Ducks.
You're right, though, the actual hockey scenes are so unrealistic.
They have It's been documented by other people to like,
(01:27:18):
we got guys playing right handed, then the next scene
they're playing left hand. He's on the bench, now he's
on the ice. It's awful. And baseball is a hard
one to get right. We had this conversation, I mean,
it's super hard to get right because it's such a
hard sport to like be really good at.
Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
Yeah, but so like, I'm gonna go throw shade it.
The major leagues.
Speaker 5 (01:27:41):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
If you're looking at it from a comedy movie perspective,
they're pretty good. But from the sports side of it,
it's just it's the actors that they had. I get it.
They did the best that they could with it, but it's.
Speaker 5 (01:27:58):
Wesley Snipes had to run and slemotion to make himself
look fast.
Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
Okay, how about uh a little Big League Wing came Goode.
Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
Great movie, actually actually a pretty decent baseball.
Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
When Ken Griffy is in right field, he catches it
in left fucking field at the Dome, Like that is
a see.
Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
That's what I'm talking about. Though, they just don't get
it right. And like I brought it up to Sam,
it's remember the Titans. There's a scene where they chase
down someone. He's running straight ahead. Guy from behind causes
a fumble and the defense picks it up and starts
running the same direction as the offense was just running
(01:28:40):
and returns it for like twenty yards when it was
like a sixty yard run. Yeah, so that that's my
biggest gripe.
Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
The worst run scene is Julius is running just like this,
he looks.
Speaker 5 (01:28:53):
It's the same scene.
Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
I'm talking, like, fucking terrible running. What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (01:28:57):
And then there's some base ball movies that are just bad.
The Sandlot is Yeah, especially it's see I told you,
but it's not. It's not a hot take. It's just
a terrible fucking baseball Yeah, right for comedy wise, great movie,
family movie, great.
Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
But your family movie.
Speaker 5 (01:29:19):
I'll give you that.
Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
But for Baseball okay, because Darth Vader's in it all right?
Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
Oh is that why it's bad?
Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
No, that's why it's good.
Speaker 5 (01:29:26):
But all I'm saying is like when people are like, oh,
what's your favorite baseball movie and they've never heard of
For the Love of the Game, And I'm like, what's
here and they go sand Lot and I go terrible,
what are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
My favorite baseball movie? And I'll watch this. It's like
you watch the Love.
Speaker 5 (01:29:44):
Of the Game leave of their own shut uptake. That
is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
God crying in baseball, Tom, Here's here's one. And I
think what they didn't of is they showed the least
amount of the game that they could Angels in the outfield.
Speaker 5 (01:30:05):
Yeah, it's just like it's underrated.
Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
Yes, like it's because they show that it's about baseball,
but the like they spend maybe a minute total in the.
Speaker 5 (01:30:14):
Yeah, okay, I got one too.
Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
Danny whatever his name is from Lethal Weapon.
Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's I was thinking about, like, like
actors you haven't seen before?
Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
One that, yes, one I can't fucking stand. I will
die on this hill for the rest of my life.
Rookie of the Year. I cannot see Rookie of the Year.
Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
I've seen it once.
Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
Never.
Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
That's the thing. You see a movie once and you
don't go back as someone who's in their U.
Speaker 5 (01:30:47):
C L. You should understand that. I know that, like
it doesn't just imagine what it's the fucking kids movie.
That's why still baseball movie. You're just thinking straight the
aspect of baseball. I mean, it's still terrible, though. No
MLB guy is going to fall for that bullshit trick
when he can't, when he can't throw one hundred miles
an hour anymore. Love it one another guy that does
(01:31:12):
it right though. Dennis Quaid in the Rookie.
Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
Oh, that's a great gad.
Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
That's a good one. High school teacher. And it's a
true story. That's actually a true story.
Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
So what would you rate the The Longest Yard in
terms of do you want.
Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
To do the remake or do you want to do
the original?
Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
Burt Reynolds or Adam Sandler.
Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
Adam Sandler, Okay, I feel like I haven't seen the
real I have seen the real now you him, but
I do I do like that. Joey Diaz makes the
appearance in the Adam Sandler one.
Speaker 5 (01:31:43):
Yeah, I I don't hate the longest yard at all.
Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Actually, yeah, I think from a highest level football I
played was JV football, So.
Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Really, yeah, one on you not this guy got one?
Oh yeah, you're mister quarterback over here led the state
and touchdowns for how long?
Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
Five weeks?
Speaker 5 (01:32:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
Fucking look out elite over here.
Speaker 5 (01:32:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
I don't think that that was too bad in terms
of the sports play, No, it wasn't.
Speaker 5 (01:32:15):
Actually, And uh what.
Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
About Division three?
Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
Great?
Speaker 5 (01:32:18):
That's a three football your asses? You're the mower.
Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
No, no, no, you're.
Speaker 5 (01:32:29):
Oh god. There's so many good sports movies out there, though,
maybe we'll have to do that first name.
Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
But what's what's funny?
Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
So they have to go from a comedic standpoint in
order to take away from how bad actors are at sports,
because if you're acting, you're a bad athlete.
Speaker 5 (01:32:48):
Have you ever have you ever seen coach Carter?
Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Yeah? Not for a long time.
Speaker 5 (01:32:55):
So I actually that's again true story.
Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
I think maybe is Kevin Costner the best sports actor
in me? I just thought about what's the one about
the draft? Draft Day?
Speaker 5 (01:33:09):
Draft Day? That's a good fucking movie with the Cleveland Browns. Yes,
they passed up on Johnny Manziel in that movie.
Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
Good thing. I should have done that in real life.
Speaker 5 (01:33:22):
Well, Bo Callahan was supposed to represent Johnny Manzel.
Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
In that movie. That's funny.
Speaker 5 (01:33:29):
But he Wow, when you think sports movies, it's gotta
be Costner.
Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
I think it is, which is weird because he's not
the most athletic guy, but he just does understand.
Speaker 5 (01:33:43):
Even in movies where he's like throwing, catching, pitching, he
does it better than so many other people.
Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
Is he a switch hitter? Like? Because if you want,
because there's one scene where even there though.
Speaker 5 (01:33:59):
Some of the scenes I forget, but I do like
Bull Durham.
Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
That's another one I just throw on as well too.
Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
But they have comedic relief from the actual sports deal.
Speaker 5 (01:34:09):
Yep. But Bull Durham, Wow, Well he is a switch
hitter in that movie.
Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
Yeah, because he's like and he's in the cage, he's
batting right, but when he's hitting in like in a
game lefty, he's a lefty. Yeah, Like, and when he
hit the home run is like six other home runs
or whatever he was batting.
Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
Even like like the natural r I p. Robert Redford, Uh,
sports play is not that good. They actually don't have
a lot of it in there because I guess Jackie,
I guess forty two. That's pretty That one's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (01:34:43):
My dog pee wee Reese.
Speaker 1 (01:34:44):
Yeah, like that one's pretty good and accurate in terms
of the sports play.
Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
What about the eighth sock Out or is that what
it is? It's not what it's called.
Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
Yes, that's the one where they're like with the Chicago Blacks. Yeah,
they're throwing games from money and that is based but
that would be like correct, But that one's like very serious.
But they also don't have a lot of field time
on that either.
Speaker 5 (01:35:05):
You know, we've been talking high on Costner here. One
movie I don't love.
Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
Oh Ship I'm gonna get.
Speaker 5 (01:35:14):
I'm gonna get it. I could get some flak for
this Field Dreams by the way, Yeah that's the movie.
I'm thinking.
Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
Oh sorry, Field the Dreams.
Speaker 5 (01:35:21):
I don't love that one. It's it's different. But Ties
into the Chicago Black Sox.
Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
Yeah, I think that's the team. I think that one.
What gets that for me? I think it's it's because
the MLB now has that they have the Field of
Dreams and stuff like that definitely gets me a little
bit shadow of their own.
Speaker 5 (01:35:42):
You can you can miss it's good comic.
Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
You can good comic.
Speaker 5 (01:35:49):
Miss me with that, And that's based on a true story.
Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
Even one of my friends, Grandma, used to be one
of the original peaches.
Speaker 5 (01:35:56):
Really okay, now it makes sense then that Now what
checks out? Now? I don't think you're as much of
a piece of ship. Well thanks, yeah, on my show too,
No problem anytime pulling a rank. Yeah, he's in his
own house. He can do that here.
Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
Yeah, I mean all right, so you mentioned the Mighty Ducks.
Are there?
Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
I forgot where we're going.
Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
There's not very many hockey movies.
Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
Miracle, slap Shot? Fuck have you guys seen slap Shot?
Speaker 5 (01:36:30):
Yeah? Okay, what ram trying to think of their name?
The three brothers Handsome brothers. Yep, they came here a
couple of times from Come on.
Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
Okay, Miracles pretty good, that's pretty accurate. Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
Fun story about miracle. Suitor in that movie was Pete Duffy,
who was the same person who was on the line
with me for firefighting and had a pentech and eating
prairie How about that? Yeah, he he was in it,
and he's also in a couple of war movies too,
but now he's a firefighter down on Pilke.
Speaker 5 (01:37:04):
Coxy, what'd you want to play? College hockey? Miracle is
a good movie.
Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
Miracle is a great movie.
Speaker 5 (01:37:11):
There's just not too many sports movies. The actual sport
itself gets me. It's always a plot, you know. I
love Remember the Titans. I love Coach Carter.
Speaker 2 (01:37:22):
Placements, replacement.
Speaker 5 (01:37:24):
Now we're talking Falco.
Speaker 1 (01:37:27):
Are you fucking Shane?
Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
Oh? Tie in Shane Falco and the movie Point Break
John Wick No Point Break where he's Johnny Utah in
that movie and he's also a Heisman and candidate quarterback
for the Really, So if you watch Point Break and
you that's a sweet little tie in, and I love that.
Speaker 5 (01:37:49):
But no, like, one of my biggest gripes with Coach
Carter is in the game that they they win on
a buzzer beater, not the championship game they lose out.
Who's your Hoosiers? Full You can love that.
Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
You can miss me with.
Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
Hoosiers no way, but anyway, so sorry can tell Carter
teen Wolves.
Speaker 5 (01:38:13):
That's a gen wolve Econaughey, Econaughey, great movie and we
are Marshall. Yeah, fantastic.
Speaker 3 (01:38:20):
That's a great movie.
Speaker 5 (01:38:24):
But anyway, in Coach Carter, one of the biggest gripes
I have is the time changes and the score changes
on the scoreboard. I yes, and it's so bad that
it's like it ruined the entire movie form.
Speaker 2 (01:38:43):
You deep dive way too much.
Speaker 5 (01:38:46):
Well no, but when they're down by like two to
ten seconds left score give up a basket and then
there's twelve seconds left still, that doesn't sit right with me.
It's like when you're shooting hoops in the driveway and
you're like three two one, put up a shot, miss it.
Oh my god, there's somehow five seconds added to the clock.
(01:39:08):
You get dribbling it back out like.
Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
Okay, I get it. There's just I seen it like
once when I was younger, so I really probably didn't
deed dive into it like I do movies now.
Speaker 5 (01:39:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:39:17):
But but I was saying thing too that you do.
I look for the stupid weird things. Yeah, like, uh
like if I will see, like let's say they're doing
the vehicle and there's a camera right beside it, I
will look see if there's a camera reflecting off the vehicle.
Speaker 5 (01:39:31):
I don't. I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
I do have a fucking nerd like that.
Speaker 5 (01:39:34):
But yeah, so that's our movie talk for the love
of the game.
Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
Great.
Speaker 5 (01:39:39):
Any other sports movie that doesn't have Kevin Costner in it,
just okay? Besides maybe Semi Pro.
Speaker 6 (01:39:47):
Oh seven pro banger, besides Semiro, you f my sea,
Jackie the Kias learned fucking English.
Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
Oh gosh, you learned, Jackie? Corn Dogs for all these people.
Speaker 5 (01:40:04):
You know, that's my favorite part of that movie too,
corn Dogs, jack Father.
Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
Pat Father pat Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:40:13):
Semi Pro is such a good and highly underrated Will
Ferrell movie as well. If you've never seen.
Speaker 2 (01:40:19):
That, you need to.
Speaker 5 (01:40:20):
If you like Will Ferrell. It's kicking and screaming, but
for adults.
Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
Yeah, but not safe for work.
Speaker 2 (01:40:27):
Oh wow, what are they gonna do? Fire you?
Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
Well, don't they have? They have an unrated version.
Speaker 5 (01:40:33):
They yeah, Oh my gosh, sure.
Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
No what a song?
Speaker 5 (01:40:41):
Anyway, all right, let's wrap this thing up here. We're
going with our snake draft.
Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
Here, so explain to people what this is.
Speaker 5 (01:40:50):
So me and Sam are going head to head here
with a couple of droppings from his inn, his in
his own house producer. So our snake draft. We each
take turns on a specific topic here, and you guys
get to decide who has the best list. This week,
we are doing college meals when you have exactly three
(01:41:13):
dollars in your bank account, so going out to eat
is not one of them. It is whatever you have
in your college house college and have to try to
make make a meal out of it. We've all been.
Speaker 1 (01:41:24):
There, yep, especially the Division two athlete in us there.
I'll spend in sixty hours a week on school and practice.
Speaker 5 (01:41:32):
You know what, I still make half of the meals
I wrote down for this.
Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
I like to propose you guys, instead of just going
who picks what? We can coin flip it? Really, I
will flip all right you guys aside who wants to
who I'll call it? Call first, all right, I'll throw
it up for ready, three two tails. Typically it's head first.
Speaker 5 (01:41:59):
I never went you know what?
Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
Fuck that?
Speaker 5 (01:42:01):
Watch this? Rock paper scissors?
Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
Me? Right? Do it? Do it? Are you guys? Who
I just picked rock?
Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
I can't. I don't rock paper scissors? People. When the
Prince and Princess of Wales are in attendance at the
LA Dodgers World Series.
Speaker 5 (01:42:15):
Game four, one time, one time, do it? No, that's
a rule. I live by because you're bad at the
game's never lose a game of rock paper scissors. But
my god, So with the first.
Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
Overall pick, I I'm gonna take a meal very near
and dear to my heart, and I'm gonna take the
eggs sandwich.
Speaker 5 (01:42:40):
God, egg just eggs on toaster. What are we throwing
on there? It's the eighty cent loaf of walmart red
bread with white bread, then package of American.
Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
Cheesep single cheese on and then two to three sunny
side up to scrambled eggs from the seven dollars sixty
pack he used to be able to get in Cokera.
Speaker 5 (01:43:07):
So does that take eggs completely off the board? None?
For me, I would say no, I would that does
not Okay, well they weren't my next pick.
Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
You just can't make egg sandwiches, which is what I
had a lot of eggs lived.
Speaker 5 (01:43:20):
I lived by that like live because nothing tastes better.
I would do eggs hot sauce bam and cheese.
Speaker 1 (01:43:30):
Love the Great Value ketchup too, Yeah, I mean, since
I make big boy money now I'm on the Hines ketchup.
Speaker 2 (01:43:35):
But really, oh, you gotta have Heine ketchup. Pullet paper
barcue sauce. Heines ketchup is.
Speaker 5 (01:43:41):
So barbecue sauce doesn't do it for me. I've never
had anything other than anything other than sleep baby.
Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
You know what, grow up on masterpiece barbecue sauce. If
it's about that Kraft, No, was it bought by craft?
Speaker 2 (01:43:56):
It's Craft.
Speaker 5 (01:43:57):
The Karuth family was a sweet Baby raised fam. Still,
are you know what I got?
Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
We did switch, all right, So I'll say we transitioned
with the famous dabes. Yeah, and then but then sweet
Baby Rays came out and we transitioned to that.
Speaker 2 (01:44:12):
So I get that.
Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 5 (01:44:15):
I'm gonna I'm gonna take this before it gets off
the board. This is something I make almost every day. Still,
give me the PB and Jill, Give me the PB
and J until I die. It is the best sandwich ever.
Ye like herbs and curves seems to bring back the butter.
Speaker 2 (01:44:33):
At it.
Speaker 5 (01:44:34):
I I would actually go there, and at first I
thought it was stupid. Why would I go get a
PB and J from a sandwich shop? Until you have it?
But give me the PB and J.
Speaker 1 (01:44:43):
In junior college, yeah, I used to keep a loaf
of bread in a great value grape and crunchy peanut butter.
Crunchy peanut butter guy for me? Right, yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:44:53):
Really yeah, when you're that al wait, you can't say
crunchy peanut butter.
Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
Yeah, when you're When you're that, you have to have
something to chew. When you're that hungry, Can we talk.
Speaker 5 (01:45:03):
About this side note? When you're so hungry, don't have
any food and just get the spoonful of peanut butter.
Speaker 1 (01:45:11):
That's why I go crunchy, because you can chew it.
Speaker 2 (01:45:13):
I get that.
Speaker 1 (01:45:14):
If you go, if you if you don't have a
creamy guy, I'm a creamy guy. I'm a creamy guy now.
But in junior college, when I was living off this ship,
it was it was two eighty cent loaves of bread. Yeah,
and the crunchy peanut butter for me.
Speaker 2 (01:45:32):
Okay, alright, Sam, next thing back.
Speaker 5 (01:45:35):
To me, snake, Yes, trying to skip me? All right,
this one. I'm going Jack's Pizza. Really, I'm gonna go
Jack's Pizza, so okay, and that because Jack's pizzas used
to be two fifty a piece, so you could get
two of them for five bucks. Yes, and I can
(01:45:56):
still I still do it, like I will smack an
entire Jacks peace.
Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
Yeah, I'll it'll block off like frozen pizza, because I
think that was a that was a treat for me.
So we have listen. Listen. So in say, in Arizona,
we had this place called Safeway and they had a
they had a frozen pizza that was a dollar ninety eight.
Speaker 5 (01:46:17):
Yeah, which which again like you're already eating frozen pizza,
not good pizza. Yeah, but my god, does the Jacks the.
Speaker 1 (01:46:26):
College wrote frozen pizza, so we don't have We didn't
have Jacks in Arizona, so I didn't know what it
was when I was buying that. Yeah, I do obviously
know what that is now. Actually side note, crazy frozen
pizza prices Now, yeah, you can't get one for under
five dollars, no craz.
Speaker 5 (01:46:45):
But uh now I have upgraded to seventh Avenue.
Speaker 2 (01:46:50):
That's true.
Speaker 5 (01:46:51):
Yeah, those are fantastic frozen.
Speaker 1 (01:46:54):
Great value frozen pizza.
Speaker 5 (01:46:56):
In years, I remember that when you're getting like the
deep Fish frozen pizza, the Walmart brand one that those
aren't good. But a Jackson hardboard a Jackson was something special.
Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
So my next pick, I'm gonna go with the can
of tuna and mice.
Speaker 5 (01:47:12):
You know, pizza out there because I thought you would
take it, And my god, would that have been my
next pick? I ate that, yes, ate it yesterday. It
is so good.
Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
You can go so many different ways. You can add
hot sauce to sauce, you can throw some cheese in
there next.
Speaker 5 (01:47:32):
Oh my god. It is such a staple in my life.
Like a lot of people don't like can tuna.
Speaker 1 (01:47:38):
Yeah, crazy love it.
Speaker 5 (01:47:40):
I remember I was so broken at one point in
time in college. I would just take two cans of tuna,
put some male in there and some shredded cheese, heat
it up. Didn't have bread either to put it on,
so instead of a tuna melt, I was just eating
it out of the bowl like rice. Yep, God, I
(01:48:02):
love that pick. That's a tough one, and not.
Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
Like you know what I used to. I mean, I
ate it so often I had to mix it up
and go with like ranch instead of.
Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
That.
Speaker 5 (01:48:16):
I don't know if I could do that, But all.
Speaker 1 (01:48:19):
Right, Sam, all right, So I'm gonna take probably most
people's number one here and go with the old Ramen noodles.
Speaker 5 (01:48:26):
Yeah. I was never a big ramen guy. When I
was I.
Speaker 1 (01:48:28):
Wasn't either, but I did dabble every now and again,
just because athletes. You know what, if you're if you're
an athlete and you're listening to this, the tuna and
rice is higher protein and better for you, same amount
of calories as a package of the ramen noodles. But
(01:48:51):
for the sake of the draft, it does deserve to
be in the top five. So I'm gonna take that.
Speaker 5 (01:49:00):
Okay, staying on the pasta trend here, I'm going buttered noodles.
I'm going buttered noodles like just nothing old, nothing else.
You throw some pepper on there.
Speaker 1 (01:49:16):
For everyone at home. And not real butter either, nor no,
it's I can't.
Speaker 5 (01:49:22):
Believe it's not butter.
Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
Yeah, gelled canola oil, that tat with butter flavoring and
a little bit if you're lucky, the free parmesan packs
from the pizza place in town.
Speaker 5 (01:49:34):
You know what, though, that got me through a lot,
a lot of carbs.
Speaker 1 (01:49:38):
You know you're refeeling what a pound of pasta for
ninety six cents.
Speaker 5 (01:49:43):
Right fill your Oh yeah, oh god, yeah, you're getting
two meals out of that too.
Speaker 1 (01:49:47):
Sure, are okay?
Speaker 5 (01:49:49):
Next one here? God? I could go a couple of
different ways I'm scared to know what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (01:49:58):
Mind, I'll give you this mine a weird one that
people people probably think this will be weird, but go ahead.
Speaker 5 (01:50:05):
I'm going to go some casadilla variation, whether it's a
cheese casadia, which or not, to mention the the tortilla
roll up with.
Speaker 1 (01:50:18):
Cheese on cheesy roll up. Yes, yes, that's more or.
Speaker 5 (01:50:23):
Less what I'm talking about. But like in one of
my college houses, I we got on this huge case
of kicked with canned chicken because I could do buffalo
chicken casadia. I can barbecue chicken, I could do a
chicken ranch, but with cheese. It was just so good
and always hit the spot too. And now I have
a casadia maker and I never make casadias.
Speaker 2 (01:50:45):
You'll take it from you.
Speaker 5 (01:50:47):
No, that's like one of my most prized possessions. But
when I want azach it makes a yeah, I might
all right, Sam, you're next, am I yesep, I just
did buttered noodles in case.
Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
Oh yeah, yeah you roll up case yep. Souh. This
is gonna be a little weird. It's gonna be oddly specific, Okay,
But I used to take I used to go buy
a can of chicken.
Speaker 5 (01:51:19):
Yeah, and canned chicken is such a hack, by the way,
just like cant yes.
Speaker 1 (01:51:24):
And I used to put a bunch of Valentina into
that can, really, and I would mix it up in
it and then it would kind of taste like soup.
So the juice from the chicken would mix with the Valentina,
and I would have chicken spicy chicken soup basically.
Speaker 5 (01:51:42):
That I that's that is.
Speaker 1 (01:51:45):
That's what I used to do.
Speaker 5 (01:51:46):
That is you have fifty five cents to here, and
you bought a case of beer with your last twenty
dollars and now you.
Speaker 1 (01:51:55):
So yeah, like the Valentina either. I gosh, they don't
sell the big Bob here, but I used to have
the big bottles and it's a dollar for one of those,
and then it's a dollar ninety eight for a can
of chicken. So or or so Beaver baseball players would
know about our coaches love for Frank's red Hot.
Speaker 5 (01:52:16):
Oh god, on everything, you can.
Speaker 1 (01:52:19):
Take a down. You gave me that, okay, And that
is also on the option is you just take you
have the hate of Frank's red Hot.
Speaker 2 (01:52:28):
So I think it's almost done.
Speaker 1 (01:52:29):
Yeah, you just you just mix it up with the
chicken broth and then it's like soup.
Speaker 5 (01:52:34):
But that's the same with like that's how you spice
up a little tuna and rice. It's how you spice
up your chicken and rice.
Speaker 1 (01:52:39):
Sure is.
Speaker 5 (01:52:40):
It's how you spice up any meat with rice. Is
just throwing that red hot on.
Speaker 1 (01:52:45):
Yeah. I was a big fan of. This is out
of the draft now, but I was a big fan
of I used to mix u. Like if canned soups
were in the clearance aisle, like they'd be dented or
something and they'd be on sale for fifty six cents,
I used to grab those and I would pour that
over a bowl of rice.
Speaker 2 (01:53:01):
Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 5 (01:53:03):
Alright, Sam, what's your last last one?
Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
I mean, I guess that's gonna I didn't. I forgot
that I had another one, But that's gonna be. It
is a can of soup over rice, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:53:13):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:53:13):
That's what I used to do is I used to
go to the Clarence Isle and see if there's any
damaged uh soup cans, and I would get those and
then I would have I'd have a bowl of rice
and I would dump Usually it was the gumbo. The
gumbo was my favorite. If there was a damaged can
of chicken gumbo, I would dump that over rice.
Speaker 5 (01:53:32):
Yeah, I love that out of you. All Right, that's
a solid list.
Speaker 2 (01:53:37):
Goodness, Sam Travis.
Speaker 5 (01:53:39):
My My last one is gonna be the uh, it's
gonna be the hot dog with no exclusively with no one,
because you're not buying or hot dogs in a piece
of bread, yes, white white bread, slice of American craft
(01:53:59):
sing yep.
Speaker 1 (01:54:00):
If you have the brad, you're using that for the
one hundred percent.
Speaker 5 (01:54:04):
So I'm going hot.
Speaker 1 (01:54:05):
That is good. I do forget the fun dog a
dollar I.
Speaker 5 (01:54:09):
Was going to expand on that with it has to
be a fun dog. I'm not spending the money for
a ballpark, Frank kidding me?
Speaker 2 (01:54:16):
The cheap ninety dog.
Speaker 5 (01:54:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:54:20):
So here's the things that I have partied. Pizzas now
back too, back in the day, they were a dollar
for me in college, we fucking crushed.
Speaker 5 (01:54:30):
They were two dollars for me, So I would pay
that extra fifty cents for a Jack's pizza.
Speaker 2 (01:54:36):
The other one is peanut butter tacos now, which now this.
Speaker 5 (01:54:39):
Is a Jeffrey dude, I still do it, Okay, I
still fucking Do you put it on the when I
don't know bread, but I have a tortilla?
Speaker 2 (01:54:47):
Yeah, put in the I do you put on the oven?
Or do you put it on the in the microwave?
Speaker 5 (01:54:52):
So I microwave the tortilla.
Speaker 2 (01:54:54):
How long?
Speaker 5 (01:54:55):
Ten seconds?
Speaker 2 (01:54:56):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:54:57):
And then put on the peanut, butter and jelly and
then I eat.
Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
I recommend it is so good. Do it on the stove.
If you have a flat iron like a skillet, like
a flat iron skillet, or if you have like like
a glass top like mine is yeah, great, put on
the same thing. It gets a little it gets a
little bit more stiffer in a good way. No.
Speaker 5 (01:55:13):
I love that because oh I hit BB and J
first round, so that kind of tied in. But my god,
am I no stranger to that.
Speaker 2 (01:55:20):
I figure that the PB and J roll up.
Speaker 5 (01:55:23):
Is crazy when you run out of bread.
Speaker 1 (01:55:25):
Yeah, yourtillas the biggest.
Speaker 2 (01:55:27):
Hatch to what else you got? The next one I
have is the macaroni and cheese and hot dogs. If
you have it's if you have it great, If not,
that's fine, planel maca chee.
Speaker 5 (01:55:41):
Honestly, I left mac and cheese off my list mostly
because I figured Sam would have it.
Speaker 2 (01:55:47):
Yeah, but it was never perfect. Big guy like Sam,
you think you would have it on his list?
Speaker 1 (01:55:52):
That was not a mac and cheese guy, because it
was it was an extra step to boil the nudes
and then put the cheese in.
Speaker 5 (01:55:59):
It was so it was actually so much effort. And
for a lot of them, you have to have milk too.
Speaker 2 (01:56:03):
Yeah, now that you have to have milk for my
last one, Spaghettios, I don't see. Yeah, that's ship that
I grew up with.
Speaker 5 (01:56:14):
I grew up on spaghettio. Chef Boyard was no stranger either.
With the canned ravioli, Yeah, but no, it just didn't
make the list. I thought I had better ones than that. Honestly.
Speaker 1 (01:56:26):
I think maybe that comes from like, do your parents
ever have like weird conspiracies about canned food? Just like
my parents were like yeah, like you're like, think about it,
like canned ravioli.
Speaker 5 (01:56:40):
No, Like but they're never and they're never going through
making homemade.
Speaker 2 (01:56:46):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:56:47):
But that's the thing is, like you get frozen ravioli
canned ravioli? Are you kidding me? Think about it?
Speaker 5 (01:56:53):
Fucking chef boyar D, Yeah, that guy sucks God And
on that What a whirlwind of a podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:57:03):
This what a great fucking podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:57:05):
Yeah, what a great review. Go buy Welch's transfusions.
Speaker 5 (01:57:09):
Absolutely sh those are good and six percent, so I
guess you only really need four. I mean I would buy.
Speaker 1 (01:57:18):
Hate as well.
Speaker 5 (01:57:21):
Yeah, you might just see them and be like, oh.
Speaker 1 (01:57:23):
So does this mean that we're gonna have to check out?
Welch just has to have more than just this, right, they.
Speaker 2 (01:57:28):
Had a different one.
Speaker 5 (01:57:29):
I forgot, I forgot what other one they had. It
was like, yeah, this one though, was so good.
Speaker 1 (01:57:35):
And transfusion juice? What's up with that? What you ever
seen white grape juice?
Speaker 5 (01:57:41):
It comes from white grapes?
Speaker 2 (01:57:43):
White?
Speaker 5 (01:57:45):
It like white? Yeah, but what's up with that?
Speaker 2 (01:57:49):
What's up by that?
Speaker 5 (01:57:50):
That's just white grape?
Speaker 1 (01:57:51):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:57:52):
All right, the same as a purple grape.
Speaker 1 (01:57:55):
Just wanted your opinion.
Speaker 2 (01:57:57):
Nobody cares.
Speaker 1 (01:57:58):
What's the fuck?
Speaker 5 (01:58:00):
What in the world are you doing all right over there?
Speaker 2 (01:58:04):
Anyways?
Speaker 5 (01:58:05):
Anyway, Matt, what'd you learn to?
Speaker 2 (01:58:06):
Right? Here's what I learned today that I surprise, surprise,
you guys didn't go with spaghettios. And also I learned
a lot about uh chips on your shoulder, like you're
not a fan of chips on your shoulder.
Speaker 1 (01:58:19):
But it is crazy. You're not a fan of chips
on your shoulder, you know what?
Speaker 5 (01:58:22):
And if you were to ask a lot of people,
they would probably say I walk around with a chip
on my which I don't. I'm a happy, go lucky person.
Petty on the day, right, yesterday? I was yesterday. No, Sam,
what did you learn today?
Speaker 1 (01:58:42):
I learned that the golfers are the worst?
Speaker 2 (01:58:50):
No, Who's who's the worst Michigan State? Not true, Rutgers
almost had us.
Speaker 5 (01:59:00):
It's only because caliac manis That's it.
Speaker 1 (01:59:03):
I mean, it's between the golfers and Purdue, which is.
Speaker 2 (01:59:12):
Well, sorry, that's depressing. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 5 (01:59:20):
I learned. I guess I'm not a fan of chips
on my shoulder. For one. I learned there's a lot
of shitty sports movies that apparently it's a hot take
if you don't like them. Sorry, if you look at
if you if you look at these sports side of it, yeah,
I can see it, but the comedy side. But that's
(01:59:42):
the whole point of a sports movie is to be
portraying the sport. I also learned that I will be
enjoying a vodka transfusion from Welch's every now and again. Yeah,
because those are rock solid and.
Speaker 1 (01:59:59):
Which found these before summer?
Speaker 5 (02:00:02):
Oh yeah, oh it would have been perfect ice cold
probably a nine to two. Yeah, lukewarm eight eight. But yeah,
so that's our show again. Today's show brought to you
by Seventh Avenue Pizza Pizza before it was trendy, and
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Speaker 1 (02:00:22):
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Speaker 5 (02:00:23):
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For you guys, I'm trying to figure out why iHeart
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Speaker 5 (02:00:51):
It's Pandora on there, no, thank god.
Speaker 2 (02:00:55):
But there's like there's like ten there's like ten of
them that I saw that that were on, So there's
quite a bit. And then out for you guys, for
the website itself. If you go to Beverly Sports, Uh,
or sorry BBSPORTSMN dot com and it says beer really
or BBS Radio Network. There's a tab that has all
of these shows on the radio network, so that's where
you guys are at, and it has all your updated
(02:01:16):
shows off of Spotify.
Speaker 5 (02:01:17):
Hell yeah, all right, and again thank you to our inn,
his own house producer Matthew Geffrey for putting this all
together for us, you know, trying to yep everybody. I
hope you have a blessed week and uh we will
catch you next time on the Silver Bullet Sessions.
Speaker 1 (02:01:37):
Good luck this week, God bless Thanks for listening to
Beer Belly Sports.
Speaker 5 (02:01:42):
This has been a Jeffrey Productions show, so now you
just know it's gotta be quality