Love and Gazozza

Episode Transcript

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Campano's Italian Bomb presents the first nightof program a comedy writer Seajerk Coat too
Coat, There the time on agreat White Way, And once again,
ladies and gentlemen, you're invited toattend an opening night performance in the little
Theater off Times Square. There'll beplenty of traffic tonight, so let's get

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an early start for the theater.Here's my cab once you step in,
all right, driver up Broadway.Well here we are, have your ticket

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ready, Please have your ticket ready, Please leave me miss first patty.
Curtain in two minutes, thank you? All all right, all right,
we have just a moment now beforethe play begins. I see it.

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The title of this evening dramatic offeringis Love and Gazoosa, an original comedy
romance by Virginia Stafford, co starringBarbara Lotty and Less Romaine. The story
is your fictions does not refer toreal people or to actual events. And
now before first cuttain, let's listento Eric sagerquiz and is pamous Augusta.

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There's a big of the first curtain. How's my blast? And here's the
play? Oh we had a gasno that don't get excited? Two hundred
and ninety in the shade and noshade. You would rent a car and

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drag me around and see Mexico inthe row. We can probably get gas
at that house. What house?See that data big grant to light that
would have gasoline. Look Anmily,we're supposed to be on our way to
my oil wells. That is offa quantipeck, but all goward reason we're
miles and miles away in tululare abig fishy about this? Where's that Mexican

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fellow lives? Why you Mexicos?What Mexican fellow? Why did he leave
New Yorkite to rush? He didn'tleft very slowly? What happened between you
and him? Why Dad? Ihardly knew him, just a mirror quint.
But look, daddy down the roadsome Mexican horse. Emily, stop

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digging around under the I gotta findmy contact. When when senor why Steven,
imagine running into you down here.Oh he's daddy, Daddy, Oh

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that is and you're gold wealth.She is wonderful to find leman the gate
of my agenda. This big ranchodoesn't belong to you, but gees imagine
that daddy. Imagine but now didyou get here? Why we we?
We ran out of gas, Godolino, But I am your god. Come

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to my eyes. I will showeryou with just in the tank. Oh
never, never have I been toexergon. I leap for my horse.
Isn't me wonderful? Daddy? Idon't by my not go and bring me
forty? Kid's gonna Yes if I'mfollowing the actions. No, I leave,

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that's the earth. You are ready? No? Ready we no,
and off we go for me?And I did you welcome to my house?
Coming? Oh? How lovely andcool? I brace you have here,
Glic Senor. It's how that thisis your house, in your Oh

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no, no, I couldn't takeit. Oh oh yes, yes,
yes, and I see what youmean. Thanks coming to the patio,
Hey, Tori school drinks waiting forus? Oh, look a fountain and
the flowers, and stay on eightyby heaven evenly now that you are here,
Emily Senor, what will you have? Is that? Because USA?

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You're like us? Who does?And he's at it everywhere we've been in
Mexico, you know, says Poplike to be a sensation in the States.
I'd like to know who makes itElitia. So many times I bring
in my mind of you sitting hereby my fountain, when you send me
away from New York. I didn'tsend you away. What you gave me,
what you say befriend the gate,but I said we'd always be friends.

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My heartbreaks. I come home tomy Austenda, But always I think
of you, always, I sayto myself. Even is not out in
public, they don't mind me.I'm strolling around the gardens. Everything is
yours and your peak or flowers formy little coffee blos. You're what coffee
Blois. Oh, oh, asSteven, we must never never quarrel again.

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What is nothing to quarrel about?Now? My sweet you have come.
Each day I think she will seeher mistakes, Maniana, she will
come. So it is Mania.You mean you've been expecting me. I
knew you would to realize how muchyou love. You knew you were waiting
for me. You You're the mostconceited person I've ever met in my life.

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Con see it because I knew youwould come. I didn't. Dad
had to come to want affect tosee as oil will sure? Then why
are you in Jailula? We justpassing through you funny, little Markie.
You came here because you know theway you're a step and leave that had
nothing to do with it. Andyou're not my stable. Oh but i

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am. I make myself a presentto you. Oh meliss, this does
not matter. You are here.We are happy. I re show you
my friendly country. To see mycountry. That's to hotel. You talk
aboutels when I'm making love to you. It's the grande. Dad. Come
on, we must go to wait. I have much more to say.

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You've already said a great deal.Are we leaving already? You must say?
Oh yeah, come there? Where'sthat card? Oh about that gasoline?
No, it was not necessary,sen There was plenty gasoline in the
time, Emily. The way youmust not go away? The why you
act like you are angry? Butwhy are you angry? Why you are

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Father ask for why he's angry?Why are you angry? Emily? I'm
not angry. I never felt morepleasures. Get in there, good fire
Savan, thanks to the gasoline andthe ah. It has been my pleasure.
You're am the why are you doingthis? Crazy things? You come?

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You happy? You bow? You'reangry? Why? Why God are
yours? Sure? This is apretty harmy, you little spoil mony.
Okay, but maybe this time I'llshow you a million load some month.

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I'm a certain tondown on the BirthAct. Tonight's claim a little bit of
time square looking in the other lammieor down seriously, attention, please,
tomorrow morning, how would you liketo get a letter with one hundred dollars
in it? Could you use onehundred dollars? How about one thousand dollars?

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How about five thousand dollars? Listen, you may think things like that
don't happen, but they are happeningtomorrow or the next day. Five people
whose names I'll give you later inthis program. Actually we'll get the thrill
of getting a letter containing one hundreddollars, and a few weeks from now
someone will get a check for onethousand dollars, and someone else a check
for five thousand dollars. I'll comebecause tam Tana is getting away ten thousand

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dollars in cash in order to getpeople everywhere acquainted with the fact that there
are now two kinds of Italian bombon the market. For a good many
years has been just one kind ofItalian bomb, the famous regular Italian bomb
one of the most popular hand lotionsever developed. But now realizing that thumb
skins are less dry and less sensitiveto weather, wind and hard water than

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other skins, and that millions ofwomen water hand lotions for mild weather in
the spring, summer, and fallas well as in the winter, Campana
has prepared a second kind of Italianbomb called Special Improved Italian Bomb. Now
we're sincerely interested in finding out whichof the two kinds you like the better.
We're giving away ten thousand dollars incash to get your opinion, five

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hundred dollars every week. That isone hundred dollars to each of five people,
plus a grand prize of five thousanddollars and a runner up prize of
one thousand dollars. Listen later andI'll tell you more about it. The

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last hurrying down the aisles and thatthing the last of them. And here's
the second act of love and coffeesor yeah right, Pedro lested. If
you love a beautiful senorita, verystubborn, and she does not know what

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she want, but you know shelove you, so she will not admit
it. What would you do?I think beating is always good, Senor
no. Women and artist must neverbe beaten. It makes if we're up
on their eye legs and shorty,I think beating good? Were you here,

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Mr? Singer? How do youfeel about kidnapping? See nothing?
Oh no, she would be aterrible captain. What do you mean she
you mean? No? No,no no, And might set fire to
her grande hotel and a dash inand savor from the roaring flames. Yo,

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you own your tail. See don'tknow that is right? But Santamara,
I might do something. She's mylife, She's everything. I cannot
lose her. Cay no, no, no, do not plain no.
I have no mood for music.What's the new? Is mesty cold hand?

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They love the romance disease Sita.This song beneath the Window, that
is it? I rewore like that? Give me the guitar, bring my
horse, I go to town.I got to be romantic. That's a

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glance of Kazuza Emily. It's delicious. I want to go out to the
plaza and wants to hand some donsmake google eyes at the senior Kevin.
If you feel like that, whydo we hang around here? Why don't
we go on to want to pickyou no, I don't want to go
just yet. The climate here agreeswith me. I give up. Of

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course. I never thought you'd marrya foreign I would steal in all that
table as a fine chap. Ican see how good would In fact,
if I loved him enough to comeall this way to see him, I
value him, You too, wouldmake a lovely couple. Dear boy,
bring me another bottle of Kazusa.Thought he'd be here by this time.

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Alight, George, I wish Icould find out who makes that stuff?
Much have been crazy? Senor?Well, he doesn't care. I don't
not care. I'm going to bed, daddy. It's hot inside, nice
hot here this patio, say wait, it makes this conducer? Why you
wish to know, Senor? GreatScott, Why do you all act so

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suspicious? No shape, we arestranger here, good night, Daddy,
I'm going in. Nobody will tellme you think I was planning to see
your stuff? Where are you going? Oh? You and you tried to
see you love? What are youdoing out there? I see? We'll

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go sing somewhere else. Get me, Oh, send your dog? And
you be so cold of art whenyou are so beautiful, your leaves like
red cherries, your cheeks like fragrantpeace. Plapa, go away, so

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jan, so little and lovely.I cannot leave without you. It's gonna
get you anywhere many and I willlearn your name. Manyan, I will
see permission of your Papa to paymy respects. Be silly, you know
my name, you know me.To night, I pour out my at
and show beneath your window. Sincethe moment I saw you send your hit
in my heart. It's only foryou. Given you feel your eyes and

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now you're spoiled. You will notpretend with me what sort of talks?
In New York? I make lovethe American away. Now I make always
in my own country. I pretendI have seen you with your in the
plaza. I come seeing beneath thegrill of your window. Quandos the days
it is beautiful, romantic, Butno you have no imagine. Well you

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need to get mad. How wasI don't know? You were spoiled?
Little brat. You think you cantreat me around your finger, But no,
I have finished. You know you'renot gonna let me go away?
But back home? Would you haveme big? For long? No?
The end? Forever? I feellots better if you come along. I

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want to know that I'm going backto the state. As soon as your
train leaves, I'm going back totell them text and for Pete's sake,
cane your clothes. Stop fussing aboutthese shorts. At least they're cool.
You shouldn't wear shorts down here.These people don't understand the way they look
at you. Get on there.Oh wait, you're cutting of Oh yeah,

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I must have that, and nobodywill tell me. Homemaker. There
your trains moving. Goodbye, do one man, I command you to
stop. What what do you meanme? You come with me bronto.
But wait a minute. Let letgo my arm. Let go help police.

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You call me, No, notyou, you let go of me.
I want a policeman. Me.I am the police. You what
are you trying to do? You? Respectful citizens of Toululo demand I arrest
you for running around in the streetin your underwear. You mean the shorts.
Don't don't be silly. Oh,let go of me. You can't

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do this, my father, Isaid, let go. Oh aha,
you keep me. Oh Now,I arrest you for resisting a policeman of
the law. And the coutain comesdown on the second act, of the

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night, play in a little bitteroff times twas talking, not stares.
They're in the outer lobby. Player. All right, now, here's some
more news about the ten thousand dollarsthat Campound is giving in test. By
the way, if you have thisWeek This Week magazine, turn to page

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twenty one and get the full storyabout this contest. But listen, it's
about the easiest contest you ever heardof. You don't need any entry blank.
Here's all you do. Take apiece of paper, using one side,
only write one hundred words or lessto complete either of the following two
sentences. Sentence one reads I likethe new special improved Italian Bomb, because

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sentence two reads I still prefer thefamous regular Italian Bomb. Because you finish
either of these sentences giving us yourhonest opinion, then sign your name and
address, attach the front panel onlyfrom any sized cotton of Italian Bomb or
facsimile, and mail your entry toCampanna at the address on the carton.
Do this tonight. There's a contestevery week giving away five one hundred dollars

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bills until April twenty eight. Eachweek's contest closes on Monday night. You
can enter as often as you wantto each week, provided you follow the
simple rules. No entry Frank isnecessary, but the rules for the contest
are available if you want them atdrug Department and ten cents stores. Plan
now to win one of these weeklyprizes, and remember the grand prize winner

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and the runner up prize winner willget five thousand dollars and one thousand dollars,
respectively, will be selected from theweekly winners. Here's your chance to
make your dreams come true. We'renot as rolling as the many landmak and,

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but you can't keep me locked up. Who do you think you are?
Me? I am locaity man whokeeps you locked up? I demand
to see the chief of police.No speak angry? You let me out
of here? Maybe next month?You probably no. Listen, lords,

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let's talk this over. You mustknow that in America everyone were short for
sports. Oh h I think Americaplaying the local country. I think all
go away. No wait, bringme some dinner. I'm hungry. Oh
very shorty, calaboso. Do notfeed you against the law. I just

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thought maybe you have some friend tobring you food. No, no,
too bad, but I'm hungry.Oh all right, give me a pencil
on paper. You eat too.I want to write a letter guess the
law. Oh now, listen,you have a kind, intelligent faith.

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Doesn't forgive me a fine handsome manlike you wouldn't refuse me that much.
It's a little letter. Nice,It is still the law. But what
you say by to me is true. So here the paper pens. Oh

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god, yes so much. Wellwait just a minute here, and I
send this at once. Please money, no money, now send it to
a saving demore that once you here? See here, I say, why
you not say show say big patchowpacho, wake up? Take this to

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a change the morning. Oh darln, I knew you come. No,

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I find you did. Did didyou bring me something to eat? What's
see you mean, big boss?Did my coffee? Oh? Wonderful,
I'll poke something to the bars.Not so fast? First you you respond
me one little question for positively thelast time? Will you marry me?

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Oh so you're taking advantage of astarving girl. Well let me tell you
this. My answer is permanently definitelyno. Then he said you do nothing.
I think I will raise the millionhere on the ground. Oh go
away and let me alone for themoment. I have nothing important to do,
and I'm little alone. The moneyis the tears got chit. I

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hope you choke. If you werea gentleman, you'd you'd make them let
me out. You do nothing forme. I do nothing for you,
which I brought along a little pepper. You think you have me at your
mercy. But what's to stop mefrom saying, oh, Mary, just
to get some food. No,you would not do that. So you
are a little devil. You loveme too much. I love you.

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I don't even like you. Soyou come all the way to Cha to
see me. Oh you you canthink of nothing to say. No,
if I said what I'm thinking,they arrest me again. Oh how sad
it is that every time we meetwe quarrel. What was we we quarrel
about it? New York? Iforgot well, I remember very well.

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It was because because well, atleast you could have come back when I
knew you would come here. Iwas leaving this morning when Rope's arrested me
and Stavan did you tell him toarrest me? I wonder would I like
a lot of pizza of chicken?Shall it be a winged time on leg?

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I just said to my good friendropplayers that I think the Americana Senorita
need a little watching. Oh howcan you beatl me? Do me if
there's anything you wish to say tome? Now, I am Alita.
I am willing to listen. Don'tbe like that and then then stop eating,
can't you? I'm sorry? Ohno, no, you are just

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talking. I know. I actedlike a house with in New York.
I'm a breath. Oh, Alita, you do love me? Yes,
you cannot leave without me? Saythis, I love you with tave and
I can't live without you. Ohwell, little darling, put your face
up to the bars. You're goingto feed me word by must tissue.

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Damn. I will call on andon tied the lock? But how can
you? He's very sobriety. Hey, what's going on around here? Who's
there? What he? Daddy?Listen, I'm on the track of it.
I know the man's name. Heron the train told me, what
are you doing? I double rightback. They said at the hotel,

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you're in jail. What in thunderare you doing in jail? Oh it
is all right now, Senor.We will have no more trouble with her.
Five. This is this Kazuosa manlives here in Jelula. His name
is Demores and he has his factory. What's Senor, I am the Gonzuza
man. No, no, no, his name is Demors' Demores. George

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servis you are the Kazousa. Wellby George, Why didn't you tell me
you were looking for me? Why? Great Scott Man, I've talked to
nothing else. Oh yes, yes, young man in love. I know.
Listen are you paying attention to me? Now? Who I'm recently?
I want to buy the American rightfroo for Senora. I will make you

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my partner. Partner. Say that'sgreat? Will you go back? You
pardon me for interrupting, But can'tsomebody give me some of that chicken?
One minute? Darning back to thehotel and off the papers? But what
about Emily? How did she getinto jail? Wait, Senor, first
night, we can watch you foryour daughter's time. Don't wait to ask
me for editing. Just go marryhim before she changes her mind. Oh,

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don you're right. We will marryProdor. Not the moniota, not
the next week, but right now, oh Stalen, And then we'll have
a beautiful, big wedding breakfast.I'm a cotton fold way here in the
little theater of time square. Allright here the names of the winners in

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Campana's ten thousand dollars cash contest.Their checks are in the mail. Here
they are Miss Nona Blair, Knoxville, Tennessee. Missus Owen E. Mcgillicardy,
Toronto, Canada. Miss Halliott EllisWhite Plains, New York. Major
w. J. O'Callaghan, Painesville, Ohio. Missus Love B. Shipley,

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South Bend, Washington. Five weeksago. Next contest closes next Monday
night. He tuned to the station. Elma Davis will follow with highlights of
the news. And now we moveout of the theater and into the street.

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Ajent cabinets, the first man,thank you, good night. The
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