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Speaker 1 (00:10):
In a sanctum mystery. Good evening, friend, this is your

(00:32):
host to be in a sanctum. Welcome through the squeaking door. Well,
I hope you've spent a nice, quiet week building up
your nervous systems. You're going to need plenty of red
corpusos to digest tonight's gory little dish.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Hm hmm there.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh, you'd like to have a recipe to a small
quantity of apprehension at a pinch of dismay and cook
gone a slow fire, adding dread and panic in appropriate quantity.
Then throw in a dose of terror and a whiff
of horror and make it boil, brother, make it bore.

(01:17):
And now here's a personal question, how would you like
to go on a honeymoon? You're going on one, whether
you like it or not, because tonight's story is cold
till death to us part. It's an original radio play
by Amo Tepperman. At our stars tonight are Anne Shepherd

(01:38):
and Larry Haynes.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Just look at them.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Joe and Nancy Page married hardly five hours and parked
at the side of the road by the bank of
the old mill stream and whispering sweet nothings to each other.
Living in a fool's paradise.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
See, it's wonderful to be married to you.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Oh do you.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Know godshall the other clerks of Scott's department still I
can see us now.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
I don't want anybody to see us.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
I just wanna be alone with you, Joe, for the
rest of my life, Scotch.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Maybe I hope you don't mind spending a honeymoon in
a tourist cabin instead of a swanky hotel.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Joh, I love it this way, the stream rushing past
and the moonlight shining on the bridge. The wood's all wrong, Joe.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
M Look there's another car.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
They're parking on the bridge.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Uh huh. Well he's turning his headlights out too, And
you think they've got privacy. I guess they can't see
us park it, joll.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Look that couple is getting out of the car, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Or walking the bridge I guess.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Mm.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Wonder if this is their wedding night too. Hm.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
That's a gorgeous cr Joe.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
What a couple they're acting r.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
They having an argument.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Look he just took Look he just took out of
his pocket, Holy macro a gun. He's pointing the.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
Gun at Hard Jo.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
He shot her.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
He gonna holy micro uh, I can't see. It must
be a gag of some kind.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Do you still have the flashes when he fired the
gun and see how still she light body crumbled at
his feet.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, he's picking a rubber. I bet he's gonna throw her.

Speaker 7 (03:30):
In the role.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
See you pushed my hand down on the horny seiesars.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
He's coming across the bridge.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Heading for us. He knows we're witness a murder. He's
gotta kill our strow wicks out the car. He here
before I can turn the car around.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Looking, what will we do?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
We'll duck into the woods quick. That's fine, my high heels.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
I can't run to that hens.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Through these bushes. Get behind this tree.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
He's getting out of his car too.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
He has a gunn she means to kill us.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
He's he's coming straight for this tree. Oh he knows
way here, Mancy, We've got a run for our lives. Here,
take my hand, come shoot to get us run that.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Caster caster hill him tired.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
I can't go much Farhi, we can't stop. He's close
behind us.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Is it jaining on us?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
No? Nobody's still laughter us.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Oh let's stop.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
No, No, not jet I saw a headlights up ahead.
Maybe there's a roady. We can only make it showing through.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
It can't go anymore.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Fancy, look through the trees the rody Come on one
last sprint. Here's a round that stopped.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
I be thought we'd make it.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Is he still laughter?

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Rescin? I mean through the hoods.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I don't know. We'll stop the first car that comes along. Oh,
not take it easy, babe.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
I was just thinking of that poor girl lying.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
That up the bridge a wedding night too. It comes
a car, I'll stop it.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
He didn't stop it.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
He went right by.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeh what I I?

Speaker 4 (05:43):
I think I hear something behind us the woods.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Oh, it's all only the wind in the trees.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
Suppose he should suddenly stop, step out of these woods
with his gun.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Maybe maybe he gave up. Maybe maybe he went back
to take take care of that body.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
A car's there with our marriage license in the glove
compartment and the receipt missus Swinston gave us for the cabin.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, he don't know all about us who we are,
will t where to find us, and we do not.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Think about him. Accept his face face of a murder.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Come on, I see, I think we better start walking.
We've got to get to the cabin and form the police.
How much further, Jill, Just around the bend.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
I'd like to.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Lie down and sleep, Lady.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
On the road. Fine way to spend the wedding.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Night, Darling.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Look we're there Swinston's cabin. Uh huh see their old dog.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Everybody's asleep.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
We'll wake up missus Winston. He was a phone. Joe,
what's mitta?

Speaker 4 (07:03):
O round of our cabin?

Speaker 2 (07:05):
What hey, that's our car.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
The murderer must have come here by another route.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
To wait for her.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
I don't see anybody around.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Maybe he's in the car.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Wait here, I'll go and see No, No, Joe, Jill,
you'll kid. No, don't worry. We both saw his face.
He's gotta kill us both, don't you see? Baby? If
I go over there alone, he won't show till he
knows where you were. But Jill, take it easy. Well,
you stay back here in the shadows. It'll be all right.
It's okay, Nancy. Car's empty.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Maybe he's hiding somewhere close fire.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
No, No, he must have skipped on. Why do you
bring our car back? No, he wanted to get him
away from the bridge, don't you see, he must have
dumped that girl's body in the river, and then he
took our car away no trace.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Jill, I'm scared.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Maybe he's hiding inside the cabin waiting for it.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
No, he'd be a sad one shot at Wake up
all the people in the other cabins. MSUs Swinson too.
You know we'd never get away with it. Come on,
we're going to our cabin and get cleaned up. Then
we use the phone switches right here there. See there's
nobody hiding. Holy mackerel.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Well what is it?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Oh? What was there on on the bed? What the
girl's body? Well, her face shot away, just like we
saw on the bridge.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Well, well, imagine coming back to your cabin on your
wedding night and finding a corpse on your bed, a
beautiful corpse who'd had her face lifted without going to
a beauty parlor.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I don't worry.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Before the night's over, the murderer may have his face
lifted too, by a rope around his neck. And now
let's get back to that cabin. See how Joe and
Nancy are getting along with their uninvited visitor the corpse
in their cabin. Yes, it's one of those times. When
two's company and three's are shroud. I wonder what they're

(09:33):
going to do with her, don't.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
You now, Nancy? We have to take this over. We're
in a jam. Follow the pete, Nancy, this is no
time to faint.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Oh, darling is awful.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Her face shot away.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Don't look at her. Here, here's the.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Joe.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
What don't we do? I don't know, no, I I
have to think at my wedding night to have a
thing like this happened.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Why did he leave her here.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
To put us in a spot. The cops will ever
believe our story now, they'll think we killed her, But.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Joe, we never saw her before in our lives.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Nancy, we've got to get rid of it. Sure, we've
got to take her back back to the bridge and
dumple right back on a murderer. No, no, it's the
only thing we can do. Suppose the cops come here
and find her, they'll grill us for hours. They'll hold
us for the inquest. It might take a week's two weeks,
A fine way to spend a honeymoon in jail.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Oh, I never thought of that.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Sure, we've got to do it. We've got to take
her back.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
That means we have to lift her up and Harry.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
I'll carry a baby, but you'll have to help. Oh, Joe,
you've got to honey.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Oh what must I do?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Now? Look? You go out and get the back door
of the car over and then I'll bring her out.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Joe, Joe. They'll find us here with a body.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Quick, throw the blanket over. I'll see who it is.
Do as I say quick, I'll try.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Give me a minute.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Who is it? Missus Watson? Have you got to cover
it upank, it's too short. Just a minute, Missus Wilson.
Feed the sticking. I'll get those clothes out of the
police from on top of her.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
That's the best I can do, all.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Right, sit down a bed in front of her feet coming,
Missus Watson.

Speaker 7 (11:24):
Everything okay, Natty, Yes, but I feel fair.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Oh, bite your lip, do anything, but don't faint now. Uh.
Good evening, Missus Watson.

Speaker 8 (11:33):
Good evening, mister Page. I hope I'm not intruding. I
saw your light, so I knew you weren't asleep yet.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
We were just going to sleep, what were we, Nancy? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (11:44):
Yeah, I should have thought you'd be asleep long ago. See,
I brought you a jug of my own homemade apple cider.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
I'll put it right here, and some glasses too.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Oh, thank you, thank you, missus Wis.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
That's awfully nice of me. Yes, not at all.

Speaker 8 (12:00):
It's so nice to have a honeymoon couple. I wanted
to do it earlier, but.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
My heart was bothering me.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
I have a bad heart, you know.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh I'm terribly sorry to hear that, Missus Winston. Well, well,
thank you, thank you for everything.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Aren't you going to try my sider?

Speaker 2 (12:15):
I thought you'd like to.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Drink a toad?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Well we're not very thirsty right now, missus Watson. We are.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
No, no, no, no, of course not.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Eh.

Speaker 8 (12:25):
Now I'll run right along and leave your both strictly alone.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yes, well, well, good night, missus Watson, and thanks again.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Good night, Missus Winson.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Oh you poor dear, you look all tuckered out sitting
there on the bed.

Speaker 8 (12:36):
I bet you don't even know how to make up
a bed here.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
I'll make it up for Oh no, no.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
It's the least I can do.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Now.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Now you just get over here on the chair.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
No, please don't what she means she means please don't bother.
It's no bother at all.

Speaker 8 (12:52):
Oh now, look at all those clothes, all throwing a rock.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
If we we can explain everything, Missus Winston.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Shot, she's been shopping the day. Murder your please, Missus Winston.
If I'm not what you murder? You know you you're
no honeymoon.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
No, we leave stop that.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
You don't shut up, Let me shut up.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
I'm just trying to stop of yelling. Please, Missus Wintson.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Shop me, Joe, what happened?

Speaker 2 (13:30):
I I don't know. She just went limpen swear down
on the floor, Missus Winson, Missus Swintson, are you all right?
Missus Joe?

Speaker 3 (13:48):
What what is it?

Speaker 7 (13:51):
She she she's dead?

Speaker 5 (13:55):
M jo.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
You cue.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
You mother's hurt.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
Jim.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
I'm a murderer, me, Joe page killer. We started out
on a honeymoon and now I'm a murderer. A murderer
is not a laugh, Joe. H uh.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
I was kind of dizzy for a second.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Now, please.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Please, Darling, you look like a ghost.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
You're trembling.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Nancy, what are we gonna do it?

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Are you her?

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Are you sure she's dead?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah? Yeah, got a face, sure she's dead. And that
one on the bed where the jam Nancy and the
jam uh huh I wish I would, sad do I
holdless for murder?

Speaker 5 (14:53):
Nancy, But it was an accident.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
You didn't mean se kill missus s winsfory.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah, but how we have a prove we didn't kill
the other one? Tour we'll never be able to find
that guy with the black roads of the cops. Ten
wrap on us, She'll.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
I can't stand this, curl the bit.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
This is one's an on the floor.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Let's go wait for her, A wait, m run away.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Kiss anything, but let's nut stay here.

Speaker 6 (15:21):
I won't go un jail.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
I won't do what Yeah, yeah, sure, sure we'll get
out with it. We'll keep going. Nobody knows our names,
they can't trace us.

Speaker 9 (15:32):
Come on, get the clothes packed, Joe, I can't close.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Let's believe.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
I'll close it. You get the other one packed, don't
forget anything, look under the bed. Be sure we don't
leave a single thing behind No.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
We mustn't, mustn't leave anything behind me. Everything's packed, Joe.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Hurry, no, hurry, Yeah, alright, I'll take the bags. You
put the lights, Yeah, snap the catch, we'll lock the door.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Hey, what what's wrong?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
I just thought a fingerprints all over the place? What
do we do. Wait, have to wipe more off everything.
Grab a towel, we'll wipe everything inside. Wiped everything, joy,

(16:36):
I think uh huh uh the bedstead, yeah uh, the bathroom,
the four yeah, yeah uh, the drawn knops dresses yeah uh.
And the water pitcher.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Well, I guess that's all.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Let's go, Joe sider, Jem.

Speaker 9 (16:49):
We didn't wipe the sider Jem, Well, we didn't touch anyway.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Okay, snap it up, will you?

Speaker 4 (16:54):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Alright, come on, I'll feel better in the car out
on the road.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Do you think we've got anything?

Speaker 2 (17:06):
I don't know. I can't think. I'm numb all over it.
Oh my darling, Ohm, call Nantcy. I'm a murderer. I
a killer running away? Oh we we we shouldn't have
done it. We shouldn't have run away, Jill.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
It's not as if you killed her on purpose. It
was an accident.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Nancy. Did you realize you're married to a murderer?

Speaker 4 (17:25):
No, No, it wasn't murderer.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
It wa was so easy, so easy to kill. I
never thought it could be so easy. All I did
was to hold my hand off her face. Jill, Please,
what time is it?

Speaker 3 (17:42):
T uh?

Speaker 4 (17:43):
It's almost two o'clock. We've been driving for an hour.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Then a cigarette. Yeah, I think there are some of
the glove compartments. Yeah, I kill Joe.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
But a marriage life, it's gone.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Why you sure it's gone, Gelous, It was right here.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
The murderer, he took it.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Why why would he take our marriage? Like?

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Hi, I don't know. I can't think straight anymore.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Jo He knows our names, he knows everything about it.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Darling.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
There's no use running away.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
He knows who we are. We'll always be at his mercy.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
I see them all and I I can't drive anymore.
I've got a rest and think.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Pull up at the.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Side of the room.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Look, see I up.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
I had a gas station close for the night when
we were parts there.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, yeah, I know. Oh wish I could sleep. I
wish I could sleep for a hundred years. I put you.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
Here, put your head on my shoulder.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
First not of our honeymoon, and maybe the last m.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Joel hm, Joe is sixt o'clock.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
M oh, he's daylight. Yeah, gosh, I slept all through
the knife.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
I guess I fell asleep too, which chilly got You.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Should have closed the window, s.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Ge.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Only you look pretty with your hair messed up? Got
your hands are cold? He let me warm on.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
This is our first morning together, he yeah, yeah, first
morning together.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
This isn't the way I used to dream about it. Well, baby,
how'd we ever get in a mess like to this?
Well back when we were last night, the same jam.
Nothing's changed. Those two corps are still in the cabin.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
What will we do, darling.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
Let's not think about it for a while yet. Let's
go find a place for breakfast, our first breakfast together.
After that we'll go back to thinking about it. But
at least, l L, let's have those few minutes of
a sort of stay of execution.

Speaker 7 (20:44):
Yeah, yeah, baby, Okay, So there's a place a diner.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
That's what I haven't gone with tabatache.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
Well, we both needed something hot.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
You think there's an alarm out for us?

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Yet, let's not think about it.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
There the customers, good morning.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
You've been traveling all night?

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah, yeah, all night? Some scrambled eggs?

Speaker 5 (21:20):
Please, right and think a few minutes.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
That's all right, I will wait after in the radio
are you.

Speaker 10 (21:27):
Neighborhood station with the early morning local news. During the night,
death came to missus Hannah Swainson, whose tourists.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Park hardway.

Speaker 10 (21:37):
Missus Watson's body was discovered by Oscar Jansen. The handyman
was awakened by the sound of a car driving away
from one of the cabins. Investigating, he found Missus Wintson
lying on the floor of cabin three. Doctor maclan, who
was summoned, immediately announced that Missus Watson had.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Died of a heart attack. He had been tried more
severe hearty on heart attack and I didn't.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Ing about the other.

Speaker 10 (22:01):
The state police are rightious to contact a couple to
occupy the cabin and were apparently left during the night.
They are traveling in a blue four door sedan license
number eight and one six three seven. Their names are
not known as yet, but if they should hear this broadcast,
they are requested to call it the State police.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Pir You can't wait, We're in a hurry. Come on,
What does it mean?

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Why didn't you mention the other bodies?

Speaker 2 (22:31):
The crab? Honey? Get it? They're keeping mum about the girl. No, no, Joe,
I don't think what else could it? Please? We left
two bodies are then we stop the car?

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Please? Maybe the real murderer was waiting close by all
the time.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
Maybe after we left he went in and took the
girl's body away here.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
I don't like it. I want to get away from here,
far away.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
You'll wait.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
Look, darling, don't you realize you're not a murderer. You
didn't kill missus Spins And it was a heart.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
At that's what they say. I say it's a trap.
Let's get moving.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Come on, Well it's too late.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
State troopers.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Yeah, he coming right over here.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Sure he's got this license number. Well, baby, I I
guess uh honey, moonsuper.

Speaker 10 (23:10):
You mister, mister Joseph Page, Yeah, yeah, Oh Joe Paige, Yeah,
that's that's right. You lady, you on Nancy Page. Yes,
well then this belongs to you.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
What what is it?

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Take it?

Speaker 5 (23:27):
Hum?

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Hi life, what where'd you get it?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
One of our men happened to be cruising down by
the old mill Stream last night. So a fella get
out of a roadsterant on the bridge carrying a girl's body.
Fella dumped the girl over the rail and our man
went after him.

Speaker 10 (23:43):
They had a gun fight and.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
The fella got a slug through the heart. When we
went through his car, we found this on the back
of it. You notice he wrote your license number.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Then you got the murderer, Sure.

Speaker 10 (23:56):
He did, but we didn't recover the body of the
girl was carried down st stream.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
They take several days to find it. The th then
we we're not wanted for anything.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Uh, your other folks were in Missus Swinston's cabin last night.
We figure you left in a hurry. Kind of embarrassing
to have a thing.

Speaker 10 (24:14):
Like that having on your honeymoon. Huh, can't blame you.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Oh, we're free to go on a honeymoon.

Speaker 10 (24:22):
Just come down to the barrassing sign a statement and
then you can be on your way.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Uh, say, what would you mind? Obviously just a few minutes,
we wanna go back in the diners for honeymoon breakfast.

Speaker 10 (24:46):
Say what's going on here too? Measley?

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Murder been a happy ending.

Speaker 10 (24:54):
I was hoping Joe and Nancy would end up in
a cell with a ward and asking them what they
wanted for their last meals? What do I get insteads
a wedding breakfast and a crowd down at the mug.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
You are going to laugh at me for this. They
won't be their last life either, No, they had that already. Yes,
I have a feeling that somebody's been tampering with tonight's story.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
I'm an expert on rugs.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
You see.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
I'm a cat and my favorite place to sleep is
on a scatter rug. That's why they call me ruggie. Now,
one place you don't want to put a scatter rog
is at the top or bottom of the stairs. If
you slip on a rug on your way up or down,
you can fall and go who So take it from me,
Keep those rugs away from the stairs in your chorus

(25:43):
and put them where cats like me can sleep in
burd a fit piece.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
I'm now a parting word of advice, friend. Our solution
for eliminating crime. The perfect way to prevent any murderer
from committing murder is to commit the murderer before he
commits the murderers. By the way, this month's Sinners thanks

(26:13):
to mystery novel, is The Whistling Legs by Romind mcdougalld.
And now it's time to close the squeaking door. So
good night, pleasant dreams.
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