A Cotton-Pickin' Democrat; A 911 McD's Order; A Principal's Foot Rub

A Texas Democrat found herself alone in the cotton patch after some stupid remarks she made at a church. A emergency dispatcher found herself in the wrong place to order McDonald's--while she's taking a 911 call. An elementary school Asst. Principal found herself in the wrong place to get a foot rub by a 13-y/o student--in her office.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...

• Flight Passenger Slammed for Spraying ‘So Much’ Disinfectant on Plane That Other Flyers Had Coughing Fits
• Democrat Jasmine Crockett: “The Fact is Ain't None of Y'all Trying to Go & Farm Right Now...We Done Picking Cotton"
• China Is Installing Escalators on Mountains...So Anyone Can "Hike" Them
• Restaurant Offers Up to 20% 'Skinny Discount' If Customers Can Fit Through Small Gaps in Fence
• A McDonald's Worker Choked a Customer for Grabbing Ranch Sauce
• An Emergency Dispatcher Was Caught Ordering McD’s During a 911 Call
• 3 Florida Teens Attacked the Easter Bunny
• Man Caused ‘Mini Explosion’ After Cooking Raw Steak In Work Microwave
• Airport Security Found A SEX TOY in Woman's Suitcase
• The Scene that Causes Chaos at Screenings of "A Minecraft Movie"
• High School Baseball Player Facing 15 Counts of Battery for Urinating in Opposing Team's Water Jug
• PA Pallbearers Plunge Into Burial Hole While Carrying Casket
• FL Man Hurls Bottles of Pee at Worker After Being Denied Job Interview
• Police Arrest 4 People for Riding Their "Emotional Support" Horses Through a Walmart
• Cops Bust Drunk FL Man Wearing Pink Thong, Fake Breasts, Pink Wig
• FL Middle School Assistant Principal Forced Student to Rub Her Feet
• (Stupidity At 35,000 Ft.) Passenger Throws Hissy Fit Over Meal, Forces Trans-Atlantic Flight Back to JFK
• Jose Luis Ballester Took a Pee Break at the Masters...In a Creek
• Most Parents Give Kids Gifts On Their Sibling’s Birthday So They Don’t Feel Left Out
• KFC Introduces Fried Chicken-Flavored Toothpaste and It's Selling Out
• Would You Try a "Sm'oyster"? It's an Oyster / S'mores Mash-Up

Get the rundown on the stupidity from the most recent current events & find out who did the most stupendous stupidity in this week's "Genus Awards"!