Butter-Up Your Bawling Baby; Chicken Rentals; & A Super-Glued Bellybutton

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Everything you're about to hear is true. None of the
names have been changed, because no one is innocent from stupidity.
Is a great things of.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
The world, great stupid.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I'm insant, Eric Lane, Welcome to my stupid world. It's
the midwek Bonus episode with extra stupidity to get you
through the week. And if it's stupid enough, give it
a five star rating, because you're getting five star stupidity.
You've seen these uh stories where somebody sees uh, you know,

(00:48):
Jesus in a potato chip. Suddenly that potentio ship becomes
sacred and you pray to a potato chip, you know,
for some miracle or divine healing or something. Well, I
don't know, would you be able to set a price
on something like that. You know, you can see the
face of Jesus in a potato chip. What if you

(01:10):
didn't care for potato chips, you prefer Cheetos, and you
come up on a Cheeto that looks like a pokemon. Yeah, well,
let me just say this, Okay, there's some folks that
would probably pay a lot of money for that. Yeah,
why don't you just tell me you have too much
money without telling me you have too much money. Okay,

(01:33):
here's the story for you. A flaming hot cheeto that
kind of looks like a Pokemon Pokemon character just sold
it an auction for an insane amount of money. A
cheeto a snack, you know, a little snack thing. Fans
think it looks like a char's art or one of

(01:55):
the rarer characters of Pokemon. And I gotta give up
props to my insane Florida nephew who gave me the
proper pronunciation of chare art because I don't do Pokemon. Okay,
I don't even do Cheetos. I don't like Cheetos because
Cheetos they cake in my teeth and I'm sitting here
going trying to get all the Cheetos out of my teeth.

(02:16):
So I wouldn't have even seen this chars aard because
I don't eat Cheetos. But I guess they've renamed it
the Cheetos Art. A place in Georgia called First and
Gold Collectibles went viral when they posted a video about this.
They said they've been hanging on to it for five years.

(02:41):
It's a five year old cheeto. It looks like a
charge ard. Now it's about three inches long. They even
framed it to look like a trading card. Now, I
know you're probably asking. Somebody paid for this right an
insane amount of money. How much did they get for it? Well,
an online auction. There's an online auction site called Golden

(03:05):
g O L d I N Golden. They listed it
with a starting bid two hundred and fifty bucks for
a cheeto, a five year old Cheeto. Two hundred and
fifty bucks. Well, that's a pretty pricey piece of cheeto, okay.
But the auction did not end until recently. The final

(03:28):
bid for a five year old cheeto the los of
Cacharzard hope you're sitting down, Hope you got plenty of
oxygen went for eighty eight thousand dollars. That's eighty eight
Comma three zeros. Okay. Now, winning bid seventy two grand Okay,

(03:52):
that was the winning bid, seventy two thousand dollars. But
then you got attack on the fees, so that brought
the price up to eighty seven thousand, eight hundred and
forty bucks. I guess whoever bought it apparently thinks it'll
be worth even more than that someday, or maybe even
be way cooler if they bought it to just eat

(04:15):
it with their sandwich. I'm not sure. I mean, we've
had a banana taped to the wall with duct tape
considered art. We've had Jesus on a potato chip. Now
we have a charge ard that's basically a five year
old cheeto, and they're spending money like it was like water. Yeah,

(04:41):
you definitely have way too much money, folks, you have
way too much money. Well, this might sound like a
very bad piece of parenting advice. That probably is bad advice.
TikTok moms have been telling parents to try feeding their
baby a spoonful of butter. Not parquet, no, not margarine, butter.

(05:13):
They're claiming it helps the baby sleep through the night.
And mom's in the US started the trend because, of course,
but it's now spread to other countries like England and
New Zealand. A lot of tired parents feel like it's
probably worth a shot, So what's the harm? Right? Maybe
missus Poncho could try poking a spoonful of butter in

(05:35):
baby Pancho's mouth and see if that'll hurt, right, I
don't know. Experts say there's really no reason it would work.
Despite what TikTok says, it's not harmless. I mean, how
many things that you see in TikTok are not harmless? Huh?
Pretty much everything I've seen. I mean that much saturated
fat isn't really good for anybody, especially babies, and a

(05:59):
doll of a butter can actually be a serious choking hazard.
It's not normal for kids not to sleep through the night.
It's kind of part of the deal. You know, when
you signed up to have a baby, you kind of
signed up for that part too, So don't be shoving
butter in the baby's face to shut them up. Here's
a TikToker page ballock feeding her baby a big fat

(06:21):
spoonful of butter way of trying.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
The butter before bed to say, if it helps is
sleep longer?

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Because what do I have to loath by.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
A bunch of parents who've tried it, confirmed it don't work,
forget it. So once again, don't believe everything you see
on TikTok. Please don't and definitely don't feed your baby
tide pods. Okay, Well, if your partner asks what you
think of their cooking, maybe consider whether or not they're

(06:55):
still holding a kitchen knife when they ask and year
old woman in Florida named Nativita Auguste Augustay Nativia August Day.
She was arrested for aggravated battery because she stabbed her boyfriend.
The guy said they were arguing over his reluctance to

(07:17):
eat her cooking. Yeah, unfortunately, there's no word on what
she made. He told police she was swinging an eight
inch knife at him gashed his forearm when he tried
to defend himself. She admits that they were arguing over
her cooking, but she says she's struck him with a
napkin holder. Well, in any case, I think the guy

(07:37):
will be okay. He got a few stitches and was released,
but no word about the future of the marriage. And
we've got a lot of old cell phones set around
the house we don't use. Probably should take them and
you know, donate them or recycle him somewhere, but definitely
don't give an old cell phone to a toddler to
play with. Okay. I don't know why people think that

(08:01):
this is a good idea. Cops near Oklahoma City released
a nine to one one audio after a little kid
accidentally called and asked for emergency donuts. Happened in More, Oklahoma,
a few miles south of Oklahoma City. His name is Bennett.
Bennett was fine, obviously, he was just playing with an

(08:23):
old phone that he was given by the way old
cell phones, even though they may not have a current
calling plan, they still can call nine to one one, yeah,
and make emergency calls. Okay, but apparently Bennett really likes donuts.

(08:45):
He hung up the first time, then he called back
and he just kept saying emergency donuts, emergency donuts. Of course,
the nine to one one operator tried to get his
mom on the phone but couldn't. Well, here's here's a
little bit about a little bit about how that call
went down. Donuts donuts. I want donuts, donuts?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Can you tell me what kind of donuts you have?

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Do you have blueberry donuts?

Speaker 3 (09:27):
But pleas.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
An emergency.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
So the officials posted the audio on Facebook and then
ask are the parents please be careful with your old
formally used cell phones. That Ben didn't get into any trouble, obviously.
They posted a second clip the next day of two
cops showing up at Bennett's house with duncan. Don't expect

(09:58):
that to happen every time. Okay, Well, name's something that
you do that you feel like that you should deny
doing until you realize that everyone does it. Okay, I'll start,
For instance, peeing in the shower. Okay. Polls consistently show

(10:22):
more than half of us, and maybe you admit you've
peed in the shower, and usually it's a lot more
than half, actually over eighty percent. And those are just
the people that admit to doing it. I think it's
probably closer to one hundred and ten percent. Huh, what

(10:43):
do you think? Well, this might be surprising though. There's
a new poll out where twenty four percent of people
said they relieve themselves in the shower regularly, with the
twelve percent saying they do it a few times every week.
Another twelve percent say they do it daily. Now, men

(11:04):
are more likely than women to say they do it regularly. Obviously.
Young adults are also more likely to do it than
the older folks, because we've got class and manners. Naturally,
most people are peeing while the water is running, right,
That's why it feels sanitary, because it kind of gets

(11:26):
all deluded. But it is also worth pointing out the
same survey also found the average person only cleans their
shower nine times per year. Now let that sink in well.

(11:46):
Getting close to Easter. At the time of this particular recording,
a lot of Easter egg hunts are happening, or maybe
in this case Easter potatoes are going to be colored.
I don't know, because egg prices now they started to
tick down a little bit. They kind of relaxed a
little bit. Don't know how Easter is going to affect everything,
but if the prices don't stay down, there could be

(12:09):
a new thing taking the country by storm. I mean
it already has happened in some places. We're talking about
chicken rentals. That's right. One service provides hens, feed and support,
allowing their customers to collect fresh fresh eggs, farm fresh

(12:30):
eggs at home. With all the rising prices for eggs,
families are turning to the local farms. Now there's one
in New Hampshire. It's called rent The Chicken program offers
farm fresh eggs at home and you can have that
same convenience for the lolo price of about six hundred

(12:53):
dollars for a six month rental. I guess you have
to take it in six months at a time because
the chicken's got to produce the eggs right, so basically
one hundred dollars a month. Customers can expect about a
dozen eggs per week from two hens. Now Templeton Family
Organics farm in Golfstown, New Hampshire, has seen a surging

(13:15):
interest in both its farm fresh eggs and its creative
chicken rental program. It allows families to produce eggs in
their own backyards. Of course, nobody says what the neighbors
are thinking about all the noise. Here's Brian Templeton, the
owner of Rent the Chicken, talking about the program.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
The majority of everybody who rents loves it, and a
lot of customers decide they want to have the same birds.
They get very attached to their birds, and when they
come back we tag them with a colored tag around
the ankle so they could get the same birds back
next year.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
You just let them out and walk around.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
They go in at night on their own, they want
to roost up and just real low maintenance and you know,
people really enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Now this started as a modest operation about thirty chickens.
It's now grown into a thriving enterprise with six hundred birds.
According to the farm co owner Christine Templeton. She's talking
to NBC Boston and says, we have eggs every day.
I wash what we get, we put them together and

(14:18):
they're usually gone by the end of the day. Sometimes
we don't even have any for ourselves. The farm allows
families to experience backyard chicken keeping without the long term commitment.
The six month rental includes a portable chicken coop and
you're laying hens.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
My back.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Well. A thirty six year old Only Fans performer is
launching a tour of nursing homes. It's right they are
looking to find elderly veterans to star in her X
rated videos. She is Tiffany Wisconsin or Wisconsin Tiff, as

(15:05):
she's known online. She first joined Only Fans during the
COVID pandemic, but it wasn't until she started filming content
with senior citizens that are popularity skyrocketed. I must be
missing out on an awful lot, I don't know. After
one of her regular co stars fell through, Tiffany made

(15:28):
plans to hit nursing homes across America's Midwest to find
a new batch of geriatric gentlemen to film with. She says,
I want to hit Chicago, maybe Milwaukee. I don't have
the exact dates yet. Going to the VA is even
easier because a lot of older men go to the
VA for their health appointments and stuff. Well, Tiffany said

(15:50):
she likes older men because they're more caring and more
emotionally available. She says, they're experienced, and they take their
time with me, and they actually val you the time
we share together. She says. The thing with the younger
guys who are my age, they're all bam bam, bam,
bam bam. But with an older man, you can actually

(16:10):
sit down and have a conversation. Okay, really, it's kind
of like looking at Playboy magazine back in the day
for the articles, right, I'm not sure. The blond beauty
she's now divorced, was with her high school sweet art
for seventeen years, but said that she had to walk
away from the marriage because her husband wasn't kind enough.

(16:32):
She says, I was tired of being yelled at and
not feeling like I was good enough for him. But
older men are just the nicest guys and they're the
easiest ones to talk to. Hmmm. Probably because they're lonely
when it comes to their skills between the sheets, though,
Tiffany insists that many of her mature lovers don't even

(16:53):
need viagra. Well. She says, when I perform with Jack Moore,
he's older, he never use his viagra more, by the way,
is one of porn's most notorious geriatric stars. She says,
he works out, he's healthy, he doesn't need it.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Well.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Tiffany expects her nursing home tour to be quite lucrative
for her only fans page, so she's being extra careful
to make sure that her content isn't pulled from the
platform like Bonnie Blues viral one thousand man or she was.
She says, I have to get consent forms and make
sure everything is legal, so I'm not breaking any rules. Okay,

(17:33):
So if you have an elderly man that you're trying
to persuade to move to a rest home, now you
have an incentive. There's a video of frozen chicken nuggets
from a Walmart in Jacksonville, Florida. It's a trending mainly

(17:55):
because all of the chicken nuggets were empty. That's right,
no chicken, just the breading. The mom in Jacksonville posted it.
They're the great value brand, the Walmart brand. There must
have been a like a bad batch or something. I
don't know because someone else shared a similar video or
not long before that, there's another man who pulls apart

(18:20):
these chicken nuggets to show that there's really nothing inside. Wildmark,
y'all did wrong? Look at this. Y'all forgot to put
the meat in the nuggets? Wildmart? None of then't got
meet them? Counter Day's Walmart, Counter Day, you sposed to
be nuggets. Walmart released a statement saying that they're working
closely with their suppliers to resolve the issue. My question is,

(18:44):
what sort of magic do you have to do to
fry up the breading and yet leave a hole in
the middle where the chicken nugget goes? You know what
I'm saying? How does that happen?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I don't know anyway, how does this happen? Only in
New York, A sixty foot long balloon body double of
Kim Kardashian suddenly appeared in the middle of Times Square,
shocking New Yorkers with its barely their blue bikini. Jeez,
I saw it too, and it's blue and it's a

(19:22):
fifteen foot high replica of the reality TV stars, but
it drew hordes of selfie talk taking gawkers. The massive
inflatable installation appears to be a marketing stunt for Kim
Kardashian's new Skims clothing line. The balloons skimpy blue swimsuit,
mimicking one of the forty four year old donned in

(19:43):
a recent Bahamas photo shoot. A steady stream of onlookers
were drawn to the display, and it was quite a display,
almost all of whom immediately whipped out their phones to
commemorate the outrageous site. Now New York Post observed several
families passing the giant Skims ad including one dad who
took a photograph of his young daughter in front of
a massive balloon. Once he snapped a few picks, the

(20:07):
young girl switched places and then took flicks of her father.
Tina Mitzogulu of Hell's Kitchen was commuting home when she
stumbled upon the giant Kardashian balloon. Snapped a picture that
she sent to friends with the caption, why it's silly,
I don't even know what we're selling at this point,

(20:27):
he admitted, Kardashians fan says, but definitely a non Skims
customer talking to the Post, and she said the display
just seems vague. Well, a location for the display in
Times Square draws up about three hundred thousand pedestrians a day,
isn't it the question for the center of Times Square?
I don't think it belongs here. But there's worse things

(20:49):
in Times Square too. I mean, we've got the naked
cowboy walking around. He might have less clothes than her,
according to Mitsogulu. Coworkers Amanda Hernandez and Alis and Cohen
were also rather split on whether the display was appropriate
for the bustling downtown area, which is a pretty popular
spot for families and young children. Hernandez of New Jersey says,

(21:13):
I don't know. A woman in a bikini is not
something that is X rated or anything like that. But
she went on to say she would have tried to
avoid the balloon. If her nine year old daughter was
that in tow with her that afternoon, she definitely would
try to tuck her away. The bikini shown off on
the balloon as a replica of an eighty eight dollars
set available on the Skim's website, advertised to make a

(21:35):
sexy statement and bring the heat. Yeah, I can see
both sides. But it's a woman on brand, right, It's
supposed to be an empowering woman, so I wanted to
take it that way. But I can totally see a
man being where's the strippers? Is this a stripper? You know? Huh? Well,
I guess I would love for somebody to, you know,

(21:59):
like like, you know, blow a blow dart the big button,
blow the balloon up. That'd be kind of fun. Okay,
you may not necessarily see a fifteen foot butt of
Kim Kardashian in a balloon and Times Square every day,
but I guarantee you you don't see this every day.

(22:21):
Photos of a giraffe traveling in the bed of a
pickup near Detroit went viral recently on social media. The
animal turned out to be quite real and quite dead.
Nathan Schimansky posted photos taken by a friend of Facebook
showing what appeared to be a giraffe being transported in
the bed of a pickup truck in Macomb County, Illinois

(22:47):
or Michigan, I should say. The photos went viral after
being shared by the McComb County Scanner page. The driver
of the truck was later identified as Darren Werner. He
works for the Saint Clair Flat's Taxidermy. The professional taxidermist,
an occasional big game hunter, said the giraffe had died
naturally of old age at a zoo and he'd been

(23:10):
hired to preserve the animal for display at a museum.
Well here he is talking about this big did giraffe.

Speaker 6 (23:19):
I mean, really, I'm probably mon us up from about
every continent on Earth by now. In Africa, any meat
that is harvested is utilized. There is a zero meat
that is wasted around, yes, one hundred percent. Some people
may find it, you know, strange or different or whatever.
To me, it's our when we receive it. It's no
different than leather. It's just leather with hair on it.

(23:40):
We love animals. I know it's a counterintuitive argument and
a lot of people don't understand, but I promise you
we we love animals.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
He said. He was about sixty hours into the process
of preserving the giraffe when the need arose to transport
his work to a second location and he got what
a bit of attention. Well this guy found out the
hard way that you can be charged for something in
your stomach. Was a thirty two year old Florida man

(24:12):
who swallowed nearly eight hundred thousand dollars worth of Tiffany
and Company after stealing jewelry from an Orlando, Florida's store.
Jaythan Lawrence Glider allegedly impersonated a rep for an Orlando
magic player in order to reach the luxury jewelry. The
man allegedly swallowed seven hundred sixty nine thousand, five hundred

(24:36):
dollars worth of goods that included two eight point nineteen
carrot diamond earrings priced at six hundred nine thousand, five
hundred dollars and two four point eighty six carrot diamond
ear rings totally one hundred sixty thousand dollars. He was
later accused of stealing a five hundred and eighty seven

(24:57):
thousand dollars ring, which was recovered. Now Police carried out
a body scan at the jail after they stopped the
Glider in his vehicle on ien. The scan allegedly helped
the investigators discover the missing earrings in his stomach. The
Glider spontaneously asked the jail staff if he was going
to be charged with what's in my stomach? According to

(25:19):
the arrest report, yes, dude, you Will. The arresting trooper
reported hearing him say I should have thrown him out
the window. Yeah. Really. The man now faces charges a
grand theft in the first degree in robbery with a mask.
Police said they learned the suspect was previously charged with

(25:41):
allegedly robbing it Texas Tiffany and Company location in twenty
twenty two, though they were viewing that and found it
in his criminal history. Now this dude's gonna have a
tough time in jail because now the other inmates know
that he swallows over a half million bucks in diamond.
You know, I'll never complain about a steakhouse being an

(26:03):
expensive meal ever again. Well, about six months ago, some
people online were talking about a growing fashion trend one
legged pants. So how this works is one of your
legs is covered in a pant leg like usual, the

(26:23):
other mostly exposed, as if you're wearing a mini skirt
or short shorts. Logic would say that this was a
dumb internet topic that fizzles out before it ever takes off. Right,
But against all odds, it seems to be catching on
one legged pants. That's right, one legged genes. They're selling

(26:44):
out everywhere online, leaving some influencers to make their own versions. Thankfully,
there's still some sense in the world. There's a viral
video of a woman's partner making fun of them, and
some fashion east are not into it. Here's somebody on
TikTok trying them on, and you can hear their boyfriend

(27:07):
roasting them about the jeans.

Speaker 7 (27:09):
As soon as I saw these, I knew I had
to get my hands on them immediately. Why are you
so naisy?

Speaker 8 (27:16):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Leg?

Speaker 7 (27:19):
It's not wait, why am I actually obsessed?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
It's cutting off your circulation.

Speaker 7 (27:24):
Listen, you get the air flow here and you keep
warm here. All right, guys, let's put let's style the
whole outfit, maybe with some shades a little too short
for my preference, but this leg is a little too
short for anybody's preference.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Nobody wear now. Back in October, people joked that the
one legged pants could be an example of shrink flation,
because you're definitely paying for the missing leg. One popular
version sold out at four hundred and forty dollars. Remember
there's only one leg in the pants. Well, the US

(28:03):
Fish and Wildlife Service is having to remind pet owners
please do not release your goldfish into waterways. Okay, researchers
in Pennsylvania found this massive megalodon goldfish. Now, the USFWS
says researchers conducting an electro fishing survey in presque Isle

(28:27):
and Erie County, Pennsylvania, found this gargantuan goldfish, larger than
researcher Corey Ketchum's hand. He says, your pet store goldfish
after two years in the wild, call me megalodon. On
social media, they posted a picture and seriously, this is goldfish.

(28:48):
Is he's holding in the palm of his hand and
it's bigger than his hand, The service said goldfisher invasive species.
He said they can turn and waterways into murky messes.
They can steal food from native fish and wreck the
water quality officials wrote that goldfish may start out small,

(29:09):
but they could be a big problem very quickly. One
goldfish might not seem like a big deal, but they
multiply fast, says the USFWS. Goldfish spawns several times a season,
and because they have no natural predators in most North
American waters, their populations explode. But hey, I mean, maybe

(29:31):
if you just wanted to grow one in the wild
and after two years come and pick it up and
put it in your goldfish tank. It would definitely be
the talk of town. Yeah, I got a goldfish the
size of a small bass. Well, the world's first and
well probably only orchestra to exclusively make music from vegetable

(29:55):
instruments was given a Guinness World Record, playing three hundred
forty four concerts over the course of twenty seven years.
It's an eleven piece vegetable orchestra formed in Vienna, Austria,
back in nineteen ninety nine, when musicians of various backgrounds

(30:17):
came together with the idea of carving veggies into instruments.
Now Matthias Meinharter told the BBC back in twenty nineteen,
it all started as a joke. The founding member said
that the founding four members had been signed up for
a performance art festival in Vienna. He said, we were
brainstorming on what we could do and thought, what is

(30:40):
the most difficult thing to play music on. We were
making soap together at the time, and one idea led
to another. The performers now have perfected the art of
playing with their food. Their instruments include carrots carved into recorders,
leaks into man the lens, the orchestra was awarded the

(31:02):
Guinness World Record for the most concerts by a vegetable
orchestra after they played their three hundred and forty fourth show.
The musicians said that they carve fresh vegetables before every performance,
as their instruments only last about six hours before they
start to rot or lose their shape. Now you might
wonder what does a vegetable orchestra sound like. Well, I'm

(31:28):
here to resolve that question for you right now. Any

(31:52):
unused vegetables are made into soup, then they'll serve those
at the concert, and then the spent instruments are then
turned into organic waste to keep the concerts eco friendly.
The orchestra told Guinness World Records that only one subject
is off limits during their concerts, asking whether the musicians

(32:12):
are vegetarians, No, we are not. Don't ask again, They said,
we've heard this question three million times. Maybe they can
record an official musical soundtrack for all the Veggietiale video series. Huh, well,
never pass out in the middle of a college party

(32:36):
or around your extended family. Okay, some guy turned to
Reddit for advice because well, he drank too much at
a family barbecue and fell asleep in the hammock, and
his brother in law thought it would be fun to
fill up his belly button with super glue. Oh some

(32:59):
people children. In a viral post, the man writes his
wife and her family are furious after he took his
brother in law to small claims court, but he feels
he had no choice. He writes, my bil, who was
completely sober, thought it would be hilarious to fill my

(33:21):
belly button with super glue. Must have been a pretty
big belly button, he says. At some point I must
have touched it, because when I woke up, I had
glue partially dried in my belly button and on my finger.
We tried to remove it, but it was stuck. The
glue had adhered to my skin. When we tried to

(33:42):
peel it off, it caused him tearing around the edges. Ooh.
A man tried to explain that his insurance policy comes
with the one thousand dollars copay for emergency room visits. Well,
he went to the er anyway, as he could not
remove the glue from his belly button by himself. He
is a solvent and an ointment to remove the glue,

(34:04):
and after everything, he was left with a medical bill
of two thousand, two hundred and fifty three dollars for
removing superglue from his belly button. He asked his brother
in law to cover the cost, but he refused. The
husband writes that his wife is upset and her family
thinks he's overreacted. Now let me let me ask you,

(34:26):
if you had superglue in your belly button, would you
leave it there or would you have it removed? I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
Well.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Reddit users are overwhelmingly shocked that the man's wife isn't
on his side. The mother in law offered to pay,
but she's on a fixed income, so he hasn't even
taken her up on it. So what should he do?
A Few of the top answers in the comments include
garnish the guy's wages, prank him back, or go on

(34:56):
Judge Judy. I kind of like that idea that I
would love to hear Judge Judy's response to this, So
I'm guessing he hasn't any not an Audie. While the
Southwest flight bound for Phoenix, Arizona, was forced to return
to the gate after an unruly passenger Hmmm surprise surprise,

(35:22):
stripped naked and began screaming at the top of her
lungs before takeoff. Why does stuff like this always happen
on a plane? I don't know. The plane was taxing
down the runway in preparation to depart Hobby Airport in Houston, Texas,
when the woman, who was still fully clothed at the time,

(35:42):
walked to the front of the plane and demanded to
be let off. The flight witness said she started like
jumping up and down and screaming at the top of
her lungs. When the aircraft continued to move, the passenger
proceeded to strip off all of her clothes, from her
hat to her shoes. Footage shows the nude flyer walking

(36:02):
up and down the aisle in full view of the passengers,
of course, including young children. At one point, the traveler
started banging on the cockpit doors in her birthday suit,
demanding to be let in, and even started rubbing her
naked body all over a female flight attendant. All the

(36:23):
wild passengers tried to be calm. Now here's the passenger
explaining what happened.

Speaker 9 (36:29):
She turned around facing us and stripped all of her
clothes off. She then proceeded to make her way back
towards the front of the plane and started banging on
the cockpit doors asking to be let in, and she
was screaming when it first happened.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
It was really scary.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Fortunately, the aircraft returned to the gate when the door opened.
The airline worker then boarded and covered the woman in
a blanket, but she ran out of the airplane, so
I'm not sure whether she went streaking down the airport.
I'm not sure. Well. Look, after eating a massive burger
super quickly, a thirty year old Singapore man ended up

(37:10):
in the hospital. The man visited the er with a
bloated stomach and gut pain, and it was not from
having superglue in his belly button. Now, when the doctors
examined the man, they found his abdomen was swollen. They
ordered an X ray, but the scan did not reveal
any air pockets in the patient's abdominal cavity, which could

(37:33):
be a sign of bowel perforation. The doctors then ordered
a CT scan of the man's abdomen, pelvis, and such
well that it showed his stomach and upper part of
his small intestines were grossly distended with food material. The
man's intestines had been pushed over to the left side
of his abdomen and flattened out his Pancreas we'll see,

(37:56):
he had participated in a speed eating competition eight hours
before visiting the er. During the contest, he consumed a
burger that weighed seven pounds, and he consumed it in
just thirty minutes. The man had vomited soon after, regurgitating
undigested food but expelling no blood or bile. Now at

(38:19):
the hospital, the doctors determined that the man's symptoms were
caused by that sizeable burger, which the patient had eaten
too quickly for his stomach to digest. The doctors warned
that frequently cramming your stomach with enormous quantities of food
carries some serious health risks. These risks might include injury
to the stomach wall or the weakening of the muscles

(38:42):
that move the food into the lower end, testine pneumonia,
even from inhaling the food particles into the lungs, and
in the long term obesity. According to the report, so
if you're going to consume a seven pound hamburger, take
your time. But if you're going to consume packing peanuts,

(39:04):
put them on TikTok. Huh, that's right. TikTokers are discovering
that popular cosmetics brand Lush utilizes edible packing peanuts when
they ship their products. So what do you do with
edible packing peanuts when you get your product from Lush?

(39:24):
You eat them and post the video on TikTok. Now,
some brands everyplace those little bouncy cheese doodle shaped styrofoam
nuggets that sometimes accompany your more fragile shippables with a
vegetable starch based alternative, and some people are making them
into a new snack. The back in twenty seventeen, Lush

(39:47):
announced that it's packing peanuts were one hundred percent edible,
And now since they've said that, of course there's stupid
people out there on social media putting the claim to
the test. Very important to note not all packing peanuts
are created equal. In fact, the majority of them are
still made from styrofoam, which you do not want to eat.

(40:13):
According to the National Capital Poison Center, although styrofoam is
not toxic, it will not break down in your body
and should pass through the digestive track cannot cause any problems. However,
there is the very real possibility that they could get
stuck in your esophagus, causing gagging or choking. Now, while

(40:34):
styrofoam was largely the main producer of packing peanuts originally,
many companies have shifted to a more environmentally friendly packing
method by switching to the biodegradable materials, many of which
are theoretically edible. I mean, it's easy to tell if
you're packing peanuts or biodegradable by just running them under

(40:55):
the faucet. The biodegradable peanuts will disintegrateful peanuts will not.
It's important to also note though these are likely not
produced in an environment that has been certified food safe.
And additionally, it's important to note not all biodegradible packing
peanuts are made from one hundred edible materials. For example,

(41:19):
some brands produce water repellent biodegradable peanuts made out of
recycled materials that are not recommended for consumption. So it's
best to avoid showing down if you're not sure what
you're packing peanuts are made of, or you just might
want to just stick with real peanuts. Okay. There have

(41:42):
been reports of people being arrested for assaulting people with food.
Happens a lot in Florida, and it's usually silly stuff
like chicken nuggets, skittles, or burritos. But this definitely is
a lethal weapon. And it happened in Florida. A fifty
six year old woman named Shelley Hardwick got into a

(42:02):
verbal altercation with a boyfriend. That's how things usually get started.
Things got serious when she picked up a whole watermelon
and threw it at the guy. Fortunately he was able
to dodge it. Maybe like Neo in the Matrix. Shelley
told the cops she only threw the watermelon out of frustration.

(42:23):
She denied trying to hit the boyfriend, but the cops
looked at him and saw there were watermelon seeds on
his face and clothing. He's fine, by the way. Shelley
was arrested for domestic battery. She spent the night in jail.
I'd love to be a fly on the wall. Hey,
what are you in here for? I assaulted my husband

(42:43):
with a watermelon. She was ordered not to have any
contact with boyfriend and she has to wear an ankle
bracelet that monitors alcohol consumption. Might keep her away from
the produce aisle. Too. Was a Florida man that was
busted for alleged threatening to assassinate President Trump and launch
efing missiles at New York City. Justin Blaxton of Loasahatchie

(43:10):
made multiple threats against the president while repeatingly calling nine
to one one in Palm Beach, where Trump's marro A
Lago estate is located. Now he identified himself as Justin Blaze.
He says, I need a ride to the airport to
be taken to the White House so I can assassinate
the President. I'm about to launch the f and missiles

(43:30):
to destroy New York. I'm a Confederate soldier and I'm
looking to get revenge. My missiles are attracted to Donald
Trump's tower. Okay, that should tell you something right there.
Blaxton also told the cops in other calls to tell
the FBI, I'm a mass murderer and he wanted to

(43:51):
see Trump in his house because tomorrow's his last day
on planet Earth. Of course, he was nowhere to be
found when police got to his house that night, but
he was a to the next day before he was
able to follow through with any of those threats. While
authorities are searching for the alleged arsonist who caught on

(44:12):
fire while he was setting a car ablaze in Corona, California,
of course, all of which was gloriously captured on camera.
The video shows an identified man standing next to a
black sedan via a Holmes Ring surveillance camera before flames
suddenly irrupt from his hand, quickly turning into a large explosion.

(44:36):
When the initial intensity of the explosion subsides, the man
can be seen as he hurtles over the properties fence
and runs down the street, all while on fire, please said.
The ordeal happened at the home in the nine hundred
block of Wakefield Avenue in the early morning, according to

(44:58):
a joint release from the Corona Fire and Police Departments.
Here's the owner of the vehicle and a neighbor talking
about this bizarre scene.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
They put so.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Much accelerant on my vehicle, you know.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Yeah, it's scared to be in my house.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Like I've been living there for over twenty five years
and I've never had anything happen like.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
This in that neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
No, Obviously, him catching fire and getting away on foot
is just it was just really incredible because that does
not happen around here at all, and it was pretty
violent and it could have been a lot worse than
what it was.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
It did say. The fire destroyed the car and caused
some damage to the nearby home. Investigators have identified the
suspect as a man who stands between five nine and
six one, with a medium build and shorter, lenked, light
colored hair, that is, if he has any hair left
after it was burned off. They believe the man fled
in a white, newer model pickup truck, either a Chevy
or GMC, with tinted windows and light colored rims. Just

(45:52):
follow the ashes you might be able to find him
that way.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
It's still there.

Speaker 8 (46:00):
Dealing.

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(47:31):
nominee Tim Wallas has said he would certainly consider running
for president in twenty twenty eight. Now he's been reminded
that April Fools is not far away. The Waltz presidency
would be interesting, mainly because men's bathrooms in the White
House would have more tampons than the female Care Island cvs.

(47:52):
According to a new study from Triple A, just thirteen
percent of Americans would trust a self driving vehicle. But
look if We're being honest here. They can't be worse
than the average human driver. Triple A reports seventy four
percent of drivers are aware of robotaxis, yet fifty three
percent said they would not choose to ride in one.

(48:13):
You know it's bad when passengers would rather ride with
an uber driver who has worse bo than a French gymnast.
The state of Florida turned one hundred and eighty years old,
just like a majority of its residents. The Sunshine State
became the twenty seventh state in the US in eighteen

(48:34):
forty five, and I can only imagine its earliest residents
enjoying the pristine beaches, beautiful warm weather, and running around
naked while high on meth. A highly venomous snake known
as the most dangerous cobra was found lurking in a
South African lodge's toilet. And this thing can somehow do

(48:55):
more damage to your butt than too much chipotle. It's
not every day US yellow cobra in the toilet, but
if you go to a stall after someone's heaving a
rough day, you might see a large brown snake. Ben
Affleck and Jennifer Garner were spotted laughing and chatting during
a paintball outing with their kids, and well, they were

(49:17):
happy because, like most of ourse couples, they've been dreaming
about shooting each other for years. Luckily, all the safety
precautions were taken and nobody got hurt, which usually happens
when you don't invite Alec Baldwin. Lily Rose Depp's side
boob almost slipped out at the Oscars while presenting in
front of her ex, Timothy Challo May. Timothy did not

(49:40):
get a gold statue, but at least he was left
with some hard wood. Golden State Warrior star Jimmy Butler
is facing a new lawsuit claiming that he did not
pay rent and left to Miami Beach home in disarray
near the end of his time with the heat. And
you haven't seen an athlete wreck his home like that

(50:00):
since Tiger Woods. A friend of alleged insurance CEO killer
Luigi Mangioni said that Luigi made twenty porn tapes, and
you thought the only time an Italian dished out sausage
was during Christmas dinner. A new study finds that money
management stress increases workplace burnout, but luckily most of us

(50:24):
don't have any money to worry about. Of course, if
you're worried about today's bills, that can probably drain the
mental resources needed to stay engaged at work, which is
why I just don't pay my bills. A growing number
of people are selling their chicken eggs on Facebook as
the nationwide shortage persists. But look, if they're only available

(50:45):
on Facebook, that means nobody under the age of sixty
will ever see them. I mean, in the last few weeks,
people have been raising their own chickens, and they've been
posting on the platform that they've got eggs available for purchase.
Just be ready to shell out some dough. Mel Gibson's
movie Flight Risk will leave international theaters falling short of

(51:06):
achieving the fifty million dollar mark. It's easily the worst
thing involving an airplane since the last time you flew
Spirit Airlines. And a month after opposing in a completely
see through dress on the Grammys twenty twenty five, red
carpet Bianca Sensori posted a sultry Instagram snap sands clothes.

(51:27):
At this point, I'm convinced the only formal attire she
wears is her birthday suit. The thirty year old did
not caption the upload, which was a photo of a
polaroid of herself sitting on a carpeted floor. Of course,
the big question everyone's mind was do the curtains match
the carpet. Tiger Woods was spotted in the stands as

(51:48):
his daughter Sam played a role in winning a high
school state soccer championship, and Tiger was absolutely entranced by
the high level of competition, the skill of the athletes,
and the rear end of the soccer moms. No wonder
Tiger had so much fun at a soccer game. I mean,
after all, he loves good ball handling. And a new

(52:10):
report finds that travelers are calling on airlines to actively
stop line cutters during the boarding process. Line cutting people
are bad, but still not as bad as air travelers
who are always cutting the cheese. American Airlines has already
begun prohibiting people from boarding ahead of their proper zone,
otherwise known as gate lice. Yeah, these people somehow make

(52:33):
your skin crawled even more than the pubic lice. A
serial Guinness World Record breaker bested one of his own
titles by folding and throwing a paper airplane in just
five point twelve seconds, but This isn't that impressive, because
plenty of men can do things in just five seconds. Yeah,

(52:53):
the paper airplane flew beautifuleet, which is probably more than
I can say for frontier airlines. A Russian man has
been trying to force his neighbors into selling their share
of a communal apartment by playing the national anthem of
the patriotic songs from early morning until late at night.
Of course, this isn't that surprising because, as Ukrainians will

(53:15):
tell you, Russian neighbors really suck playing the national anthem
and other patriotic songs. This is like the American democrats
worst nightmare. Sabrina Carpenter had a short and sweet disc
for her ex boyfriend Barry Keegan while performing in Dublin.
She tells the crowd, these Irish boys are hard work,

(53:38):
but after too much whiskey, Irish men are really hard.
A Disney star with over seven million Instagram followers sparked
outrage after she was spotted gently touching a resting sea
turtle during her tropical Hawaiian getaway, and now people are
calling her a real piece of it. Well, I'll sayd

(54:00):
head poking out former President Barack Obamas at courtsite at
a Los Angeles Clippers game, but notably without his wife, Michelle,
which was nice because he was finally able to watch
a game without being asked a million questions. The NBA
game was the latest of Barock's public appearances Sam's wife,
which has brought their marriage under scrutiny. Yeah, sounds like

(54:23):
their marriage might be more on the rocks than Nancy
Pelosi's hard liquor. A new survey reveals that many Americans
would rather file their taxes than get a colossomy, but
either way, you're taking it up the rear. A survey
also found the nearly half the people don't know that
they should get a colonoscopy by the age of forty five,

(54:46):
So try scheduling one soon because your local gastro entrologist
office might be really backed up. And then YPD Special
Victims detective is raising eyebrows after appearing in a raunchy
polled dancing video that went viral, meaning she truly puts
the coming in conduct unbecoming of a police officer. She's

(55:09):
always carrying handcuffs, But the issue is that they're just
the fuzzy kind, you know. The hr manager of a
Shanghai Technology company was in prison for defrauding his company
of millions of dollars by hiring quote unquote dozens of
fake employees and then collecting their salaries. Of course, if

(55:29):
this guy created any more fake jobs, he'd probably be
working for the federal government. This got to be one
of the worst things a human resource manager can do.
I mean, just behind forcing you to take a three
hour long sexual harassment course. Robert Pattison's new movie Mickey
seventeen has been out in theaters, but look, I'd prefer

(55:50):
Mickey eighteen, a story about Mickey Mouse finally old enough
to get tattoos and play the lottery. Well, here's the plot.
Mickey seventeen, known as anexpendable, goes on a dangerous journey
to colonize an ice planet and waiting for him there
or leftist protesters calling him a colonizing imperialist. Clint Eastwood's

(56:11):
daughter Francesca flashed some side boob in a sheer gown,
and a recent film premiere, Clinton might have started Magnum Force,
but his daughter made men want to buy some Magnum condoms.
And finally, New York Yankees Pitcher Lewis Gill is going
to be out three months with a high grade LA strain.

(56:32):
And you haven't seen someone disappear in the Bronx as
quickly since a whacked mobster.

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he said. Now this week's Genius Life and in this
week's Genius Awards. A thirty five year old Florida man
found himself in handcuffs after deputies said that he was
caught with his pants down in the back of a lift.
Now here's the backstory. According to the Poe County Sheriff's Office,

(58:23):
Justin Cole of Lakeland was picked up by a Lyft
ride share driver at a Lakeland Walmart store. The driver
told a deputy that Cole asked to take him to
his home at a mobile home park on north Combe Road.
According to the deputies, the lift driver claimed that when
she stopped at a stop sign and looked back to

(58:44):
make sure it was clear to make a turn, well,
she saw Coal in her back seat with his pants down.
Deputy said he was quote doing something back there that
she probably absolutely positively did not want him to be
doing in her car, he said. Cole then told him
that his man bits were uncomfortable, so he pulled his

(59:05):
pants down and grabbed them to be more comfortable well.
Cole was charged with exposure of sexual organs. In twenty eighteen,
he was charged with leude mollustation on a victim between
the ages of twelve and sixteen, which was pled down
to child abuse. He's up served prison time for that charge.
So some uber drivers are cool, I guess if you
bring food in the car, but this type of sausage

(59:28):
completely unacceptable. He just might be the most perverted creep
in Florida, which is kind of amazing because Tiger Wood
lives there also. And then there's this. A thirty three
year old Florida man with a long criminal history faces
charges after pok County deputies said he crashed a stolen motorcycle,

(59:48):
then told investigators he had no idea why he was
even sitting next to it. According to the Pope County
Sheriff's Office, a deputy responded to reports of a man
lying in the row along Old Tampa Highway in the
Lakeland area shortly before seven pm. The deputy found John
Teal Junior sitting next to the motorcycle while wearing a

(01:00:11):
helmet and complaining of pain in his hand. The PCSO says,
so when question further Teal claimed he didn't know where
the motorcycle came from or why he was sitting beside it,
according to investigators. PCSO said detectives discovered that the motorcycle
was actually stolen from Saint Petersburg and the ignition had

(01:00:33):
been altered since then. Deputy's booked Teal into jail on
charges at grand theft, tampering with evidence, and attaching an
unassigned tag. Jail records show Teal has been arrested more
than a dozen times in Polk County dating back to
twenty ten. He has prior convictions for motorcycle theft and
tampering with evidence. This guy claimed he had no clue

(01:00:55):
how he wounded up next to a stolen motorcycle. I
guess he's got the worse excuses than that one friend
who always bails on plans. I mean, what is a
Floridian doing stealing a motor vehicle? He he must have
thought he was living in Chicago. Or how about this?
A twenty one year old videographer has been arrested for
allegedly setting a building on fire so he could film

(01:01:19):
firefighters extinguishing the blaze. Joshua Christian Stanley Jackson was taken
into custody after investigators linked him to an earlier fire
at a vacant commercial building in Charles County, Maryland. According
to the Maryland State Fire Marshal's Office, emergency Services responded
to a reported commercial building fire at one twenty five

(01:01:41):
thirty five Crane Highway around eight thirty at night following
a nine to one one call. Firefighters arrived to find
flames inside the vacant building and extinguish the blaze within minutes.
The Office of the State Fire Marshal was called to
investigate and determined the fire had been intentional set. Investigators

(01:02:01):
discovered that the nine to one one caller was Jackson,
the videographer from Prince Frederick, Maryland, regularly post clips of
emergency services responses on social media. During questioning, Jackson allegedly
admitted to setting the fire, stating that he profited from
filming emergency responses for his social media accounts, and Jackson

(01:02:24):
was then charged with second degree arson, malicious burning, and
causing a false fire alarm. Something tells me he won't
be a videographer anymore. I guess you could say he
got fired. Yeah, what's a twenty one year old doing?
Starting fires. He should have been at a bar shooting fireball.

(01:02:44):
What about this? A couple was arrested at Miami International
Airport for allegedly attacking airline staff, with one even throwing
coffee in a worker's face, all while trying to force
their way onto a flight to Mexico. Raphael Sarafe Novades

(01:03:05):
and Beatriz Rapaport de Campos Maria were all running late
for their flight to Cancun when they got into a
heated altercation with the airport's staff. But during the freight,
one of the suspects through a coffee in the face
of an American Airlines employee, according to officials. Video of
the incident obtained by NBC shows several cop cars responding

(01:03:27):
to the tarmac next to American flight twenty four to
ninety four just before takeoff. About six Miami Dade Sheriff's
deputies responded to the fight. According to the outlet Now,
Sara Fe Novarees was charged with resisting an officer without
violence and trespassing, while Maya was charged with two counts
of battery interesspassing. American Airlines told CBS News Miami acts

(01:03:51):
of violence are not tolerated by American Airlines were committed
to working closely with law enforcement in their investigation, so
instead of Cancun, these two wound up in jail. But honestly,
they're both filled with the same kind of people. I mean,
let's hope they didn't throw Starbucks coffee in the worker's face.
I mean, after all, that would definitely be a huge
waste of money. And you got to check this one out.

(01:04:14):
Police officers responded to a wreck in Casper, Wyoming and
found a drunk man trying to spend a wild story.
He claimed he was chasing his stolen truck when it
crashed against a bridge guardrails. The man also said his
neighbors were drug dealers. Police officers responded to a wreck

(01:04:36):
on Robertson Ridge Road and spotted a twenty eight year
old man in a hoodie running away from the scene.
The man refused to stop, so an officer tackled him.
He had a strong odor of alcohol and a pretty
creative story to tell. He claimed he heard his truck
horn going off because that's the sound it makes when

(01:04:57):
it starts. Then he chased the stolen truck on foot
and saw it make a U turn. Allegedly that's when
he or they struck the guardrail. The man kept correcting
the story by saying they after telling it in first person.
According to oil City, the truck traveled about sixty yards
along the guardrail before getting wedged at the end of

(01:05:18):
the bridge. Then, the suspect claimed that his truck was
easy to steal because he always left his phone and
keys in it, so those items would be in there
in the morning when he would go to work. He
mentioned that his neighbors were drug dealers, so they probably
stole it. Plus he ran from the cops because he
was scared. The officers pretty much saw through the story

(01:05:40):
charged him with third degree DUI in the past ten
years for not having auto insurance. He tries to convince
the officers he's chasing his stolen truck. Yeah, well, this
story smelled funnier than his alcoholic breath. I mean, this
was a terrible drunken decision, kind of like door dashing
some taco bill and you'll never believe this. Florida deputies

(01:06:04):
made an alarming discovery when they recently responded to a
complaint about a vehicle illegally dumping a half ton of
yard waste along the river Bank of Sykes Creek. When
searching the front seat of the vehicle, officials discovered a
large boa constrictor. Deputies with the Brevert County Sheriff's Office

(01:06:25):
responded to the yard waste dumping complaint. When they got there,
officers said they found a man actively dumping waste from
a large, open top trailer that had been backed up
alongside of the Sykes Creek Waterway. Records showed that the man,
who has identified as forty six year old Daniel Danov,
told deputies the yard waste was from a recent job

(01:06:46):
that he was working. Danov estimated the debris weeight about
half a ton. Once the officers told Danov that he
could not dump the material along the waterway and tried
to read him his rights, Danov decided he wasn't going
to talk to the mini. More officials arrested Dnovi for
dumping raw human waste wing more than five hundred pounds.

(01:07:07):
He was soon released. He was soon released from the
Beverick County Jail on a twenty five hundred dollars bond.
Deputy said they went to check the vehicle whenever they
discovered a juvenile rainbow, a boa constrictor was hanging out
in the passenger seat. Now, this guy had a large
snake in the front seat, but luckily I'm not referring

(01:07:29):
to him being pantsless. Yeah, a Boa constrictors. Pretty scary stuff.
Let's just be happy it wasn't a trouser snake. Okay.
One more. A crazed forty five year old Missouri dad
has been convicted of shooting a volunteer youth football coach

(01:07:50):
in the back for not giving his young young son
in a playing time. Darryl Clemens shot the thirty four
year old, married father of five, Shakill la More, five
times near a practice field in Saint Louis, as a
group of nine and twelve year old kids on the
team were playing nearby. According to the Saint Louis Circuit

(01:08:11):
Attorney's Attorney off Attorney's office, He's targeted the Saint Louis
Bad Boys coach in a rage at the amount of
playing time Clemens's son had been getting. According to prosecutors,
Clemens and Latimore were both armed when they started fighting,
the coach handing off his weapon to a friend, telling

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the dad he was ready for a fistfight, but Clemens
rejected that idea. And shot Latimore five times. According to prosecutors,
I didn't see his gun until it was already too late, Latimore,
who has since recovered from his injuries, told the Saint
Louis Post Dispatch. He says, I ran and he shot
me in the back, and I fell and he shot
me a couple more times. Clemens, new used to coach

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the same team before Latimore came on board, allegedly taunted
him while he was on the ground before other adults
jumped in. After he shot me, he was like, I
told you I was gonna pop your blank a, Latimore recalled.
The dad fled the practice field, but handed himself in
that night. Latimore also told authorities that Clemens was upset

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with him for not starting his son. According to the
probable cause statement provided by the Saint Louis Circuit Attorney's office,
Clemens was found guilty of assault and armed criminal action
and scheduled to be sentenced. Yeah, plenty of coaches get fired,
but not many get fired on. Yeah, this nutty dad
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