Cicada Craziness; "Fine Water" Tasting; & An 80ft. Phallus Seen From Space

If you thought water was tasteless, think again. Apparently rich people have better taste in ways you've never expected. I know those crazy cicadas are big, but I didn't think they were big enough to cause a car crash. But if we're talking "big" nothing's bigger than what Google Maps caught from space that was carved into a baseball field.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...

• So Now We're Supposed to Attend "Grandma Showers" Too?
• Rich People Are Ditching Fine Wine to Waste Money on "Fine Water"
• Couple Who Met Playing Pokemon GO Get Married At Pokemon Festival
• CoComelon Has a New Potty Training Song That Will Ruin Parents' Lives
• Man Makes a False Bomb Threat...So He Wouldn't Miss His Flight to L.A.
• Woman Caught Making a PB&J Sandwich in a Robe During Virtual Court Hearing
• California Couple Receives $2-million Bedbug Payday
• A Guy Called 911 Because There Was "No Sex in the Champagne Room"
• TSA Urges People to Stop Trying to Use Costco Card as Sufficient REAL ID
• Walmart Customer Calls Cops on Himself After Self-Checkout Avocado Mishap
• Controversy Erupts Over No Barking Sign at Montreal Dog Park
• A Mule-Riding Criminal Was Arrested for Releasing a Raccoon Inside a Business
• UPDATE: Owner of Raccoon Found With Meth Pipes Vows She Won't Surrender Him
• Woman Torched Her Boyfriend's Car Using Cooking Oil, Nearly Burning Down Their Home
• Florida Man Peed On $10,500 Worth Of Spam & Sausages At Sam’s Club
• Biggest Ever Great White Shark Is Heading Toward US Tourist Hotspot
• A Family Dollar Employee Shot a Shoplifter in the Butt
• Cicada Flies Into Car Window, Causes Driver to Lose Control, Crash Into Pole
• No Screaming! Keep Your Mouth Closed on Roller Coasters to Avoid Swallowing Cicadas
• A Pennsylvania Man Arrested For Blowing Up A Casino Toilet
• Huge 80 Ft. Penis on Baseball Field Is Visible From Space

There's the latest stupidity from recent current events with the Insane Week In Review and our 7 best stupendous stupidity from this week's Genius Awards!!


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