ED Coffee To "Perk" You Up; An A.I. Suzanne Sommers; & A Meatball Gender Reveal

The best part of wakin' up is putting a little "perk" in your cup of coffee from an ED drug! Forget taxidermy! The widower of "Three's Company" actress Suzanne Sommers can preserve his wife (who's been dead 2 years) with an A.I. robot of her! Mama Mia! We're having spaghetti with no meatballs! It must mean "It's a GIRL!" I'm serving up stupidity on the buffet line in this Midweek BONUS Episode!

In this episode...

• Coffee Brand 'Found to Contain Erectile Dysfunction Drug'
• Tattoo Anxiety? You Can Now Go Under Anesthesia While Getting Inked
• A Sorority Girl with a Lead Foot Has a "Hot Mugshot" Going Viral
• Spring Break Brawl Ends With Teen Biting Off Man's Ear
• A Hotel Canceled a Traveler's Reservation, Because the Deal They Got Was Too Good
• PA City Hall employee charged with false report of noose left on work desk
• Men Shaving Eyelashes To ‘Look Manly’–TikTok's Most Unhinged Trend Yet
• PA Man Nearly Electrocuted While Allegedly Stealing Copper Wiring
• Kennedy Center Fires Contractor After He Posts Video of Himself Protesting Trump–Completely Nude
• Pirate's Booty Founder Stages Mutiny, Says He's Mayor & Tries to Fire Staff
• ‘Constipated’ Flyer 'Arrested For Hogging the Bathroom'
• Fireball Is Giving Out Lifetime Supplies of Whiskey, BUT There’s a CATCH
• Mom Left Kids Home Alone In Weather Warning–Then Wrestled Cops
• (Creepy…?) Suzanne Somers’ Husband Alan Hamel Has Conversation With AI Replica of Star 2 Years After Her Death
• FL Couple Use "Meatballs Or No Meatballs" For Gender Reveal Party
• More Hair or a Working Wiener? Here's What John Leguizamo Chose
• New Term: "Boomerasking" Is When You Ask a Question Just to Talk About Yourself
• A Guy Robbed a Store with a "Finger Gun," Then Fled in a Pink SUV
• Woman Hits Bicyclist With Her Mercedes–Calmly Drives To Golf Lesson
• Criminal Mastermind Jailed After Stealing $1.50 From Dairy Queen at Gunpoint
• Military-Style Aerial Operation Deployed In Order to Catch FL Teens on Golf Cart Joyride

Get up to date on all the stupid current events with the 'Insane Week In Review" and find out who did the most supendious stupidity in this week's "Genius Awards"!