Naked Yoga, The Dude Wipe "Tush Push", and A Fouled-Up Foot Fetish

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of reality. Well, this is the kickoff of the NFL season.

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College football is already underway, of course. My big game
is the weekend that this podcast is dropping, which is
the game of the Ages. The way I look at it,
it's a game that's been what eighty years in the making.
My alma mater, Arkansas State University, will finally finally have

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their chance to play the other FBS school in the
state of Arkansas, that would be the University of Arkansas.
We have been wanting to have the two schools to
play well since the dawn of time. But the Pigs,
the Little Squealers, well you know, they were the only

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game in town, you see, and they didn't want them,
notly disrupted, until four years ago we finally got them
to come to the gridiron. And really it's not necessarily
about just who wins and who loses. That's obviously the
benefit or the loss, I guess, but it's the fact

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that thirty two states that have or FBS Division one
schools have in state rivalries. One state does not, which
will end finally with that game happening on Saturday, September sixth.

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So you know, I think it's more about the cocky
attitude of the University of Arkansas, that they think that
they're better than everybody else, which I don't think they are.
But again, football is in the air. NFL is back
under way, and well the beloved Philadelphia Eggles for those

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of you that prefer them over the Black and Gold.
You get to see the tush push that was the
big thing that other NFL teams was calling foul, but
the NFL said no, the Eagles can have their tush push.
And insofar as one believes that tush push means different
things to different folks, maybe the NFL has found itself

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at the center of another brilliant marketing campaign or not.
Either way that famous or infamous, beloved, controversial, or highly
effective but rarely duplicated play. The Philadelphia Eggles have ridden,
in part to two Super Bowl berths over the past
three seasons, plus a resounding victory in Super Bowl fifty nine.

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Now has a sponsor. I mean, I've seen now some
of these NFL games, in college games or whatever football games.
They're now getting sponsors when the team enters the red zone. Really,
but now we have every time they do a tush push,
they get a sponsor. Seriously, the tush Push sponsor, and

(04:16):
talk about the product placement.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
I ought to give you a piece of my mind.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
The folks that run Due Wipes, they have become the
presenting sponsor of the tush Push, and in a press release,
the company and the Iggles say, we'll provide an ongoing
series of collaborative social content through the twenty twenty five
NFL season products sampling at team hosted events and postgame
radio highlighting the team successful Tush pushes wonderful, just what

(04:55):
we needed. Hopefully there are no Dude wipes but between
the lines or elsewhere. Despite how exciting the reigning Super
Bowl champs claimed to be about their new partners, Dude
Wipes has built one of the most successful and marketable
brands in the industry by combining innovation, creativity, and humor.
Says Brian Napoli, Philadelphia's senior VP of Corporate Partnerships. We're

(05:20):
thrilled to welcome Dude Wipes as a partner of the
Philadelphia Higgles and look forward to having fun with their
brand both on and off the field this season. Now,
in addition to its some hotly debated football merits, the
tush push has already become something of a cultural touch
point in recent years.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Is it legal?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Is it actually rugby? Rugby? Should it be outlawed? I
mean the play which was the subject of a sb skit.
Recently it received the state of age execution when Taylor
Swift's future brother in law i mean, former Eagles center
Jason Kelsey apparently helped convince NFL owners of its merits

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while it was on the chopping block due to its
alleged player safety hazards, though there's no injury data supporting that. Now,
the ongoing existence of the Tush Push mostly seems in
question due to the fact that Philadelphia uses it to
great effect, but no other team has really figured out
how to leverage it or stop it with any measure

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of consistency. But as long as Philly quarterback Jalen hurts
his burrowing headfirst into the backside of his hulking alignment
and that resulting pile of humanity is producing first downs
and touchdown, then's Dude Wipes, which admittedly embraces an outrageous
marketing strategy and bathroom humor, is going to be there.

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The company already works with Tight End University, UFC, WWE, NASCAR,
and the Cleveland Browns, among other famously doing a promotion
around the Browns new all brown helmet and you lie,
I'll just let you connect the dots on that, it
only feels right for Dude Wipes to be the official

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sponsor of the Tush Push. As Ryan Meaghan, the company's
co founder, we're always looking for bold and unconventional ways
to inject the brand into cultural conversations in a distinctly
dudeified way, and this partnership is a perfect fit. Obviously
it would be. Let's just be grateful that the butt
fumble was a play in the New York Jets never

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intended to be associated with I guess you can say
that the tush push is the ultimate dude wipe. You know,

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Speaker 4 (09:06):
Wonder.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Oh, yes, big, big weekend for me. Of course, this
is the weekend I have been waiting what's thirty five
or forty years for. It is the game between my
album mater Arkansas State and the little swine of the
University of Arkansas.

Speaker 6 (09:43):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
For some reason, I was like, is he going to
die this weekend or something?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
No, no, no, that's not until I'm seventy.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Remember that you've been waiting for quite some time for
this to happen.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, I mean, well, I mean I sent you the
little picture earlier of the Well, it's the old mascot.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
That probably would get them canceled if they used right now.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
They were already getting canceled. I mean, they were the
Arkansas State Indians for seventy five years. And suddenly now
that's become a hostile so that's a hostile mascot. So
so yeah, they ended up having to adopt the Red Wolves.
But it's a bumpersticker. It was a bumpersticker that I
had on my car and had the old Arkansas State

(10:27):
Indian mascot chasing the Arkansas razorback saying how long will
the Hogs run? And I guess the running is going
to stop finally this coming weekend at the time the
podcast drops. The game will start Saturday afternoon at four
pm Central. Yes, so, and it'll be played at the
War Memorial Stadium in Little Rock, which is kind of

(10:49):
like the Roman Coliseum. It's been around since the dawn
of time. So I'm hoping that they don't get so
excited that the stadium will collapse or something. I hope
it's going to be safe and everything handled everybody. But
it's supposed to be a sellout, and it's got the
whole state talking. I mean it's been usually.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
When you already hear sellout, though you think of like
Green Day and it being a negative thing.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Well, right, that's true, but yeah, I mean think about this.
I mean, I don't know how much. You follow, you know,
the whole college football scene, but there's.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Sense of the sermons on a Sunday morning. Oh that's
about it.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Okay, Well, are you familiar with what what's considered as
an FBS school?

Speaker 4 (11:33):
No, not at all.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
You got to ate me on this, all right. So
the FBS means these are n CAA universities that can
be Bowl eligible.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Okay, yeah, yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
So there are thirty two Bowl eligible or FBS schools
in the United States of America. Okay, thirty out of
the thirty two, thirty one have actually played an in
state rivalry with each other. And so after this weekend,
that will no longer be the case. So Arkansas has

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been the only FBS school of the state that has
two FBS universities that have never played each other. Every So,
even if you don't have a dog in either fight, Okay,
it's a big deal because you're finally gonna this will
be the weekend that all FBS universities will have at

(12:30):
least played within an in state rivalry. So, and this
is we're talking ninety two or ninety four years that
these two teams. In fact, I was listening to a
podcast earlier this week and it was featuring it was
one of the Arkansas state podcasts called Second to None,
and they were talking with former Arkansas Governor Mike Beebee,

(12:54):
who is a huge Arkansas State supporter. I mean, he
was a graduate of Arkansas State and he was a
state senator years ago, and I guess had heard about
legislation in the Little Rock Capital to basically mandate the
schools play each other. And at the time, the Rigiback coach,

(13:17):
Frank Broyle's heard about that and became violently angry and
shut it, shut it down. And so, I mean, this
is the thing. It's like what Governor bb Or was
saying was that, you know, when you got a monopoly,
you don't want to really give it up. You know,
they're the only game in town, so they want to
keep it that way. And it's been like, yeah, that's

(13:40):
that's the bottom line. And frankly, most of the legislators
that are in Arkansas government are graduates of the University
of Arkansas Law School, so you know, it's kind of
a stacked deck, you know. So so yeah, now, of course,
obviously ESPN has given Arkansas Stated a ten percent chance
of winning, all right, but they have been in a

(14:01):
really good building program with their head coach, Butch Jones,
who used to coach the Tennessee Voles, He's built a
very good program. They just beat Southeast Missouri this last
week with a score of forty two to twenty four.
They were a little sloppy, okay. I think they could
have gotten off to a better start to kind of
skid it a little bit getting started. They let the
Simo get ten points on the board before they could.

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But they ended well. But still they need to do
a little bit of improvement, so we'll see. I just
don't want it to be a complete skunking, that's all.
I mean. I'm already kind of expecting Arkansas State to
probably have a twenty point spread on the losing side.
I mean, but I'm hoping for the win. And trust me,

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I guarantee, if in the unlikely event that Arkansas State
were to pull off a win against the Arkansas Razorbacks,
they will probably have coach Pittman fired before he even
leaves the park.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Okay, I wonder what the odds were like if you're
gonna be happier sad if it doesn't go your way.
But it sounds like you're kind of anticipating it's you know.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, well I'm expecting the worst, but hoping for the best. Now,
I'll tell you something else. There's another thing I was
always surmise. Even if the Arkansas State Race Red Wolves
will lose, if they lose by one touchdown or one
field goal, they will probably never play the Razorbacks again
because it'll scare the little piggies all the way back
to Fayetteville. Okay, And of course if they win, forget it,

(15:39):
it's it. They'll never play ever again. It's it'll be
a one and done thing. Now, if the Razorbacks come
and squash Arkansas State, they might play again because they're
the big they're the big boys. They can come and
like beat beat up the little brother, you know. So,
so we'll see, we'll see. But I will say that
it is a big buzz right now in Arkansas. That

(16:01):
is what all of the media is talking about. That's
what all of the newspapers are printing. That's what everyone is,
you know, chattings.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
You know, look, are going to build their defense on
the stick star brick.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Well yeah, right, well look there's already people saying that
this needs to happen. Every at least every other year,
if not every year, just as a fun rivalry, because
it really is going to be good for the state.
And the coach of the Razorbacks said he's really not
completely opposed to playing Arkansas State, but they want to
have all the games played in Fayetteville. I'm like, well, no,

(16:39):
why can't we just do a home at home, you know,
one time Jonesborough, one time Fayetteville. But they won't. They
won't do that. I mean again, it's the fact that
they they want to be the only game in town.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
You know.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
But if if, by in fact, if they could do
this on a regular basis, I could see Arkansas State
I would be great to have. Right before every Razorback
football game, we would have a pig roast and everyone gets, yeah,
you know, get served pull pork sandwiches. All the Jonesboro
restaurants would have a sale on pull pork sandwiches.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Would you eat the pig brain on the roast?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
I've had pig brain before, you really have, yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Scrambled eggs on the pig roast and I turned it down.
Actually on that one, well.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Well I've never had it straight you normally because the
pig brain is very rich. It's a very rich.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Well.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
I had it mixed with scrambled eggs. That's the way
I had it. So you mix it with scrambled eggs
and it really doesn't taste that bad.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Actually, so usually your brain being like fried or scrambled.
It's on one of those like old Dare posters. It's
like this is your brain, this is you.

Speaker 7 (17:58):
Know.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
But I'll tell you Arkansas State is in the Sun
Belt Conference. They call that it's nicknamed the Fun Belt
because they like to have fun. And I mean, I'm
a little biased, but I think Arkansas State fans are
the best fans in the whole world because they just
like to have fun. They don't get sloppy drunk, they
don't get aggressive, they're not nasty. They just like to
have a good time and have a good time on

(18:18):
And remember there was a time in previous coaches that
they had some pretty cool plays. There was one play
you can probably look it up on YouTube where Arkansas
State was playing somebody and they did like what they
call a fainting a fainting pass or whatever. The quarterback
just fainted backwards on the field. It was hilarious and

(18:39):
it was completely legit. I don't know what they were doing,
but it made all everyone was talking about all the
you know, fun plays that they did on the field.
We don't have anything like the Philadelphia Eagles with their
tush push. You know, it would be kind of cool
if Arkansas State did have like some of these little
fun things to have fun with on the field and
put it on quite a nice show and still beat

(19:00):
the Hogs. That would be that would be wonderful. But yeah,
but no, I I I'm I'm jazzed. I'm jazz for
the weekend, I really am. I mean, like I said,
as long as we don't have our butts handed to us.
If it's you know, twenty fifteen points spread. They put
up a good game, and they did make a lot
of errors and there wasn't a bunch of penalties. It

(19:22):
was just a good football game. I'll be happy. But
of course, obviously, you know, if they end up beating
the Hogs, I'm probably not going to be allowed back
at my family reunion.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Well, while you're watching the game there, we'll be having
a our birthday party for my youngest son who just
turned to labor day.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
The terrible twos have begun.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Oh, yeah, well, yeah he's there, alrighty, that's for sure,
no bad. He goes there like being kind of like
just crazy and then just being incredibly adorable. So okay,
it works, it works to this benefit.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
All right. All right, So is the old enough to
understand he's having a second birthday.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
I'm not sure about that yet. He's you know, we
made a big deal out of it, and he seems excited.
I don't know if he fully understands and gets.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Maybe he's just excited because maybe he's just excited because
you're excited, I know, right.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Maybe it's the homemade cake, frush, milled.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Fresh mil you know, there's We.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Had one interesting thing happened this weekend. I don't know
if you experienced this as as an adult, but it
seems like every year I learned new things about the
various kind of like illnesses, diseases and syndromes that only
kids get, and it always feels like it's made up,
Like like this isn't real? Is it? Like earlier this year,

(20:49):
hand foot mouth kids got these red bumps and I'm like,
I've never heard of it. We apparently it's really common, right,
It's like rash, chicken pox, Pok's things. Well, well, we're
gonna hang out with a friend of ours who's got
a son but almost as old as my oldest, and
we find out like, oh, actually can't come over. He's

(21:10):
got impettigo, which kind of sounds. It sounds to me
like like something that you give your pet to protect
him from fleas and picks light your dog. But yeah,
it's another weird Like I started looking up the symptoms.
It's like, oh man, a multi effects infants and kids.

(21:31):
But then you get red sores that like form around
the mouth and other places, and then like it it
turns yellow and all this Oh yeah, yeah, I'm like,
oh my gosh, I'm like, yeah, no, thank you, definitely
not interested in coming to hang out with you guys.
You know, so all these things and then all of
a sudden on Sunday, my my youngest. This is a

(21:53):
day before he turns to a day before his birthday. Yeah,
you know, he's he's trying to run towards something he
shouldn't be and uh so I grab his hand and
I start kind of guiding him over away from it,
and then, you know, before I realized it, like I'm
not looking down at this point I'm holding his hand, well,
I feel a tug. I look down and he's basically

(22:14):
like just let himself go like dead weight, full plank,
because he didn't really want to go the other way.
He wanted to go play with the thing that he
wasn't supposed to. So he's sitting there like dead weight,
and and then I kind of like feel something in
his arm like kind of like pop almost like like
like a joint or something like you know, like like
like you pop row knuckles or something.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Well, and you dislocated his shoulder.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
No, No, that did not happen, but that would be
to me, the only thing that would make sense. I
was like, I don't know, don't know what it is,
because like you know, gave him the feeling like nothing's broken.
It's not like there's there's you know, I can just
give a squeeze around the whole army. He's fine, yeah,
but he right, but he cried for like he cried
for too long, and then he calmed down and feeling

(23:00):
around his arm totally fine. The moment you try to
like lift it up, like to flex it forward or back,
then he starts crying again. So I'm like, all right,
there's definitely something out of place, and so we have
to we end up going to the doctor because he's
like crying like the whole time. You know, we're just like,
all right, let's we'll go to the er whatever. Like
we we didn't go to like the big one. We

(23:21):
just went to like a local urgent care type kind
of smaller.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Urgent care one.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
And and so we get in there and like and
now I'm thinking, like, something's probably wrong, just locateable the
doctor there. He's like, oh, yeah, it's probably just nurse
maid super common. I don't know what nurse maids is.
It sounds made up like all kids' illnesses or whatever. Yeah,
And and so I've learned for the first time apparently

(23:46):
apparently it's really hard to break kids. Like like he's
like two, right, it's really hard to break bones. Their
fractured and they're still they're like very fresh. I mean, ye,
there's bendy and stuff. And so even with joints are
like shoulders, you know. The doctor's like, oh no, no, no,
he's like popping a joint out of socket. That's something

(24:06):
like adults do, but like it's really not common for kids,
super uncommon. He's like it's by his nursemaids. That's the
only thing I could think of anatomy. And he's like,
and he's like, and with that, it's not your fault,
he's like, So don't worry. Some kids just like it
just happens because kids ligaments are just so much more relaxed,
Like they're so laxed and loose. And so he like

(24:30):
stretches his arm out right, goes dead way and like
throws himself to the ground whole I'm hold onto his
hand and then his arm twists in whatever weird way,
and his ligaments are just so loose. Kids like this
couldn't happen to an adult. It literally got like snagged
or tucked behind one of the armbones. Interesting because you know,

(24:51):
depending on whatever way he turned, it depends on kind
of like where it got snagged. Is the anytime he
like flexes or moves his arm, it's basically tugging on
that ligament or maybe pinched. And so it was just
a matter of like getting him to stretch his arm
in the way to get it to pop back in
almost like a rubber band. And it took a few
so I now know three different stretches, you know, if

(25:14):
it ever happens again, so I could just kind of
do it myself at home if it you know, doctors like, yeah,
totally find nothing long term nothing, like you know, he
is perfectly good. The moment it gets in place will
be fine. Then sure enough, moment it was back in place,
he's like he gave the doctor this really crazy side eye,
like you can trust him, but like he stopped crying
right then, totally find the rest of the day super happy,

(25:37):
right just in time.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
So so in the sense of what you're saying, though,
basically his ligaments got tangled up, maybe, I guess.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Basically, yeah, okay, tangle behind the bone, and as an
adult I kind of I kind of wish for that sometimes.
I don't know, you know, maybe because now I feel
like I got the opposite problem. Things get all like
you know, but like like if if I had looser
ligaments of my neck, oh my, that would probably feel

(26:09):
really good, right yeah, amount of headaches, I don't you
don't wake up having slept weird and then you can't
move the next day, like I.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Don't know, right right right right, I'm okay, Yeah, Sometimes
you have to wonder if some of these pediatricians just
make up names for kid's diseases.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Well, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what it is, man,
but it certainly whatever it was, it worked. And I
knew whatever happened was mechanical like once it once things
were set right, he would be totally back to normal.
That was what my gut told me about it all.
I just didn't know how to get them there.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Well, and the fact is they're not to the point
that they can communicate with you what's wrong. They just cry,
and so your life were trying to decipher what it means.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Right, Yeah, I'm ausing how to do with something popping,
And I guess the popping sound was literally his ligament
getting tucked behind there and snapping like a rubber band down,
I guess. And yeah, the wrong place, I don't know. Yeah,
if I felt something in my shoulder pop, I stretch
out my arm and my elbow pops at this point.
So yeah, that's all I thought it was.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Well, so, so I'm actually, well you're telling me all this.
I'm getting updates about the game on Saturday. Apparently they're
running back for Arkansas State has got a knee injury
and he's out for the season. So I don't know
if that's gonna make a big problem for us or not.
So well, oh my gosh, I'll tell you well, I'm

(27:44):
gonna be pretty much obsessed with this. I mean somebody
had even said they said, if Arkansas State beats the razorbacks,
my wife's probably gonna have to move out of the
house for a couple of weeks. So yeah, Well, how
was the oldest poncho poncho is? I mean, uh, the
the oldest boy is doing okay, I would hope.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Oh, yeah, he's doing great. He just started kindergarten. Yeah,
he's going dude, his kid is already really good at
math for a boy starting his first math like class,
I guess this year, like, wow, he's got down so far.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
So maybe he's taken after dad because dad's probably good
at math too. Because you're doing do you work on
all the finance stuff?

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Yeah, I do, And I try to have conversations with
him naturally that might help to you know, start to
kind of bridge some of the understanding for some of
the basics for that, Like my two year old can
count to ten already. Yeah, from just reading like books
and just kind of focusing on certain things. With them

(28:51):
and trying to make that fun reading or something.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
It's it's good that you're you're focusing on on your
family as opposed to abandoning.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
A right Oh man, go out and get some like
get milk or a sandwich or something. A pack of smoke.
That is a running joke at least between me and
a couple of things.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah, but yeah, that's all funny.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
I see, the perfect segue into our first story though. First,
welcome to the podcast. I don't know this is this
is the hour where I jump in and I try
to shoot the breeze, actually say something else, break the ice,
break the ice, and I don't know, or is it

(29:40):
more like we're flushing turds? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
You could be that, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (29:45):
Maybe we're doing a tush push, a tush push, or well,
we're definitely pushing out these uh these stupid stories of
what what do they call it?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Is it like, uh, I I'm not sure, my wife,
I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
It's the name for the the the muscle contractions that
your gut has that helps to move things along.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Oh, I see, Okay, I don't know that I have
a muscle like that, but that that muscle probably has
has an atrophy at my age.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Man oh man.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
So but yeah, I saw the story with this this
this dad, and and I thought, yeah, I'm pretty sure
you're going to pick that, and sure enough, that's what
you did. I'm I'm very happy that you picked again
most of the ones that I thought you would pick.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
I always do, don't.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, you disappoint you have not disappointed yet?

Speaker 4 (30:57):
All right, Well, look jumping right in. Okay, dad, We've
got a dad who faked his death and abandoned his
family to be with his mistress from Uzbekistan, which is
quite a banger to start with. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Well, yeah, apparently he was very dissatisfied with life.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
I know, right, yeah, So you you know you've done
something special when it could win you husband and father
of the year. And I'm assuming that's a well, may
be sarcastic, right. A forty five year old was Wisconsin.
Man was in court after he faked his own death,

(31:39):
abandoned his wife and three kids, and fled the country
to go be with his mistress in Eastern Europe, which
he I'm surprised that it wasn't to just like go
drink beer because that sounds like the Wisconsin thing to do.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
And oh yeah, and be that this.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Wasn't like an actual catfishing scheme or something. If you
haven't heard about this, it happened about a year ago.
Ryan Borgward made it look like he drowned while kayaking,
but they never found his body. He staged his kayak
in a lake, paddled an inflatable raft to shore, rode

(32:18):
seventy miles on an e bike, took a bus to Detroit,
then Toronto, and hopped three flights to Paris, Asia and
back to Europe. It turned out he'd been talking to
a woman from Uzbekistan he'd met online a few months earlier.
Cops eventually found out he'd gotten a new passport, taking

(32:39):
out a three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars life
insurance policy, and reversed his besectomy so he could start
a new family. Oh wow, that's a lot a lot
of information now. They finally tracked him down in Georgia,
the country, not the state, right, remember Uzbekistan. This is

(33:00):
when he They got him back to the US and
they charged him with obstruction, which of all things to
get him on it's going to be obstruction, right, Well,
so now you can kind of say that his life.
It's kind of like he got a life the sectomy

(33:22):
because he is obstructed and blocked from, you know, freedom.
I guess I don't know. Yes, Well, Wisconsin, they don't
have a specific charge for faking your own death. He
was facing up to nine months in jail and agreed
to a plea deal that lowered it to just forty
five days, but the judge rejected the deal and doubled it,

(33:43):
or almost doubled it. At least they sent him to
eighty nine days because that's how long he made his
family think he was dead, which I think is beautiful
when judges have the like the the sober minded thinking,
you do things like that, like, that's beauty.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
I think give people a dose with their own medicine, basically, right.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
I know.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Well, he also had to pay thirty thousand dollars to
cover the cost of search and rescue. He said that sentencing,
I deeply regret the actions that I did that night
and all the pain that I caused my family and friends.
His wife of twenty two years filed for divorce two
days after he got back to Wisconsin. It's not clear
if his mistress is still in the picture or not.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Wow. Wow, I mean, I'm just wondering though, if that
apology is just he's just sorry that he got caught.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Yeah, that's probably I know. I feel like I need
to see a picture of the mistress to see if
this is all work or not.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah, you got that right. And the fact that the
bunny hops he had to do in order to try
to avoid being detected, you know, I mean, the e bike,
the bus ticket, the plane trips, and I mean, for
he may as well have just gotten he should have
just gotten one of those inflatable balls like that guy
from Florida does, and see if he can roll the

(35:02):
ball across the ocean to get over to the other
side of the world till he could get to Hisbekistan
or something. That's I mean, it's amazing that the stupidity
that people will go through to think that they can
probably cover their tracks on something like this. But it's
funny that you know, they can find the guy that
does this, but they can't find terrorists that are buried

(35:25):
inside the country, you know what I mean. It's kind
of bizarre. But I know this though, definitely, he tried
to do what he could to keep from being found out,
and maybe a grandpa might have been able to use
some kind of clever tactics to cover his tracks for

(35:46):
what he did. I'm not sure if this is intentional
or accidental, but there's a sixty six year old North
Carolina local elections official who allegedly put cocaine an MDMA
in his granddaughter's ice cream. Okay, his name is James.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Or the worst grandpa in the world.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Oh you got that right. James Yokiley Junior was arrested
on felony accounts of child abuse, drug possession, and drugging
food or drink. Now Wilmington police there at North Carolina,
they say that Yokale flagged down a police officer at
a sheets gas station at Shipyard Boulevard. He told the
officer his granddaughter had found two pills in the ice

(36:32):
cream that they had bought at the Dairy Queen on
Oleander Drive. So it sounds like he's trying to maybe
embezzle or get some money out of Dairy Queen. That's
what I'm thinking. Okay, So, according to Sarah, was not
the owner of the Dairy Queen there in Orlander. Yoakley
came into the store as it was closing to get

(36:53):
blizzards for the granddaughters, and there's like four staff members
on duty there at the time. So she mentions, now
she'd didn't recognize Yoakley or his granddaughters and emphasize that, well,
none of her staff would have done something like this.
But medical personnel checked the girls found they had not
actually ingested the pills, which were found to contain MDMA

(37:13):
and cocaine. So meanwhile, police of course goes to the videotape. Okay,
you got to note in these days and times, there
are cameras watching you.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Yeah, so the surveys you can't trust that with a
sixty six year old grandfather.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Well this is true, this is true, you know. So
police surveyed the video obviously, and that's what they saw
in the footage, the grandfather himself putting the pills in
the ice cream. All right. Yoakle serves as a chair
of the Surrey County Board of Elections. He was released
from jail after anna post one hundred thousand dollars secured bond.
Now he's barred from contact with the two kids involved.

(37:53):
I mean, look, even Ben and Jury. Wouldn't you know
put that in a pint? Frankly? I mean, and you
know you're you thought maybe your kids were hyper. I mean, really,
kids do ask a lot of annoying questions like hey, Grandpa,
why are my sprinkles white?

Speaker 4 (38:08):
The fact that they do sell ice cream in pints,
they're gonna selling it in kilos as well.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Oh that's right, that's right, you know, honestly, I mean.
The funny thing about it is, I don't know if
I mentioned this on the podcast before, but you realize
that Sheets works very closely with law enforcement. Okay, I'm
gonna tell you why. And I had this told to
me by a police officer. All right, anytime there's any

(38:39):
kind of a crime in the area where, especially where
there are Sheets convenience stores, the police always goes to
the Sheets to have them check their surveillance cameras. Okay,
because inevitably, either before or after the crime is committed,
the perpetrator makes a stop and she and does the

(39:00):
Sheets run and they almost always can find who did
the crime by checking the video at a Sheets security camera.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
The Sheet is the one common thread of all Pennsylvania crime,
well any anywhere. For that matter.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
I mean, there's sheets all have been down the eastern seaboard,
you know, all the way at least out of North Carolina.
But I have a cop tell me that that they
always go and inevitably they will find their suspect either
making a stop before or after they commit the crime.
They've got to make a sheets run.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Yeah, I don't understand like what the logic is for that, right, But.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
I don't understand how people can think that they can
slip stuff things in a public place thinking that they're
going to be able to like, you know, get somebody
else in trouble, or be able to coerce or extort
money from a business from something when they've got cameras
pointing at you at every angle. I can only imagine that.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Uh, you know how a lot of older, you know, adults,
they have to kind of number out their pills for
the week, and you know they get like a different Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
like you know, yeah, I really imagine that like cocaine
and m D A must must have been on a

(40:20):
Friday or Saturday from the Friday or Saturday compartment.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Is is, yeah, right, I guess, Oh my gosh, this
is crazy and to do it with his own grandkids,
I know, try to you know, extort money out of
the dairy.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Queen using his own grandkids as the as the little
nkoys or whatever.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
They're going to have to start, you know, making making
the middle schoolers and elementary schoolers take urine tests. Yeah,
especially if you spend a lot of time with grandpa
and grandma and grandpa in summer break.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Right, right, it'd be a completely different story of one
of the kids had eaten the ice cream that he
had you know, spiked.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
That's true. Look, I've got an airline that effectively made
all of their passengers do a urine test collectively. Here,
and this is what you could have avoided if you
were able to take a plane to the Arkansas game. Oh,
maybe you're avoiding something like this happening.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
This is true because you know, most of the stupidity
happens on airlines at thirty five thousand feet.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Oh exactly. I've learned that from this podcast passengers a
board of Virginia or a Virgin Australia flight had to
pee in bottles after toilets on a plane failed to work.
It's according to reports images circulating online appear to show
toilets filled with urine and toilet paper. The Australian, which

(41:55):
is a newspaper, noted the mile high toilet nightmare ocurred
halfway through the flight. One elderly woman was unable to
hold on and suffered the humiliation of wetting herself in public.
Passenger did not want to be identified, said now what what?
What watched the passenger have ben that grandma, And she

(42:19):
just thinks like if I say that and I don't
want to be identified, it might make it look like
I wasn't the one that did this. For the remaining
three hours, the cabin crew informed us and we would
need to relieve ourselves in bottles or on top of
whatever was already in the toilet. Oh my gosh, yeah,

(42:42):
the past. So I guess that answers my question about
number two. Yeah, the passenger reportedly said, uh, you know
about this having bottles are on top of us. In
a statement obtained by People, a spokesperson for the airline
said the plane experienced an issue during the flow that
impacted the service ability of the toilets. The spokesperson said,

(43:05):
that's very spokespersonally worded.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
I think I'm wondering what was the what was the
issue that impacted the service of lose power or the
battery run dry or something. Oh, I don't know, man,
what would cause that?

Speaker 4 (43:21):
I can only imagine there'd be like a depressurization, you know,
and if you use it, like you know, when to
go to flush anything dangling there that just gets sucked.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Out, you know and trapped there and uh yep, yep.
Oh man.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Yeah. But they say we sincerely apology. Well they said
that the pastors will be refunded, and they say, we
sincerely apologize to the local or toward our gas and
think our crew for managing a challenging situation on board.
So the statement not according to people, This reminds me
of like the poop cruise happened several years ago. Still

(44:03):
not as bad as the poop crews. We will be
crediting guests for the den Pissar to Brisbane flight and
we are proactively reaching out to them to provide this update.
According to seven News, the Transport Workers Union described it
as a severe hazard both for crew and passengers across

(44:23):
the board. Aviation workers are dealing with increasing risks to
their health and safety at work with an industry wide
trend towards profits over performance. TW National Assistant Secretary Emily
McMillan noted that the tw reached out to Virgin Airlines
following the debattle. Yeah, probably they did.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
You know, it reminded me just that story alone, the
fact that you had to go either in a bottle
or what's on top of the already overcrowded toilet. It
reminds me of going to the you know, summertime week
long music festivals where you camp out and they have
porta potties everywhere, you know, and there's all these concerts

(45:09):
and you've got thousands of people there. And by the
end of that week of camping, you you go to
the porta potties and there was one they had a
picture of this. We opened the door and you saw
just you know, like a little mound out, you know.
It was I'm just imagining that when you walk into
the that's the airline.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Yeah, I'm imagining like a bunch of people trying to
pee in bottles, like said, like in their seats. But
then like you know, they experience a lot of turbulence
at that moment.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Oh yes, and oh well, I can only imagine I
mean just being in that encapsulated small area with that
situation that alone, I mean, we're just oh my gosh.
I mean I would be probably throwing up about the

(46:04):
time that would be over with. But yeah, well, I mean,
imagine that smell. Here's a Florida man who likes the
smell of disgusting things like women's feet, all right. In fact,
he is so obsessed with the smell of women's feet
he hit a woman with his SUV because she wouldn't
let him smell her feet. Okay, so let's just say

(46:28):
that it's another one of these bizarre fetish stories. This
little Cinderella almost became a bambeat, you might say. We
have a twenty eight year old Florida man who was
taken into custody. Police said that he turned a rather
bizarre hotel encounter into a violent assault that left a
woman injured. Now local ten News reported that Aventura Police

(46:53):
Department identified the suspect as Almonsi Cyrile Circle I guess
is his name? Investigator said the sort of man first
connected with the victim through this website called seeking dot
com and well basically just continued the conversation over a
WhatsApp chat. So the two eventually agreed to meet at

(47:14):
the Serena hotel in Aventura. So right there alone should
have red flags, all right there, okay, lots of right, well,
lots of red flag. So the arrest report says, this
woman who augustly doesn't want to be identified and who
could blame her, She goes into Circle's hotel room and
found the door already open. Hm, another red flag.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
Possibly, who meets as a first date at a hotel room.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Well, right, and you get there and the door is
already cracked. Okay, So once she gets inside, she tells
police he asked to smell her feet and offered to
buy her He wanted her her sneakers, her worn sneakers. Well,
she said, yeah. She did explain that she was a
foot model, and so she quoted her her rate. She

(48:04):
has a rate of one thousand dollars. So there are
people that are making money modeling bare feet as a
foot model. So she said, okay, my going writes a
thousand bucks. So at the time, you know, she is
wearing sandals, and she said her sneakers was in her car. Well,
detective said. The meeting then took a rather strange turn.
The Florida man runs out of the room as she

(48:26):
steps into the bathroom, now, you know, believing that he
maybe had taken something. So the woman goes after him
and chases him down to the hotel parking garage. There
she sees him in this red Mercedes SUV. Now, police
said that circle then drove past her, then made a
three point turn and struck her with the vehicle. Now,

(48:47):
the woman got bruised up in abrasions on her across
her chest, arms and back and needed immediate treatment.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
So she said, the feetmed.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Right, Okay, money makers right there, Well it is, it
really is. But she said he did a three point turn.
It actually hit me with a car ran me over.
So in local ten news is interviewing her. She says,
by the grace of God, I'm still standing today. So
here she is talking about what happened.

Speaker 9 (49:17):
We had met up because I was going to sell
him my sneakers. He just wanted to sniff my feet
and I didn't feel comfortable with that. I mean, you
could have my sneakers all you want. I mean, I
don't care. I'm not wearing them. You know, they're just
stinky old sneakers. But people like weird things. And I
met him down in the parking garage. He did a
three point turn and actually hit me with a car.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Ran me over.

Speaker 9 (49:41):
I've met a lot of people who have foot fetishes.
Nobody has ever done anything to this caliber.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Now, the victim called this experience not only terrifying, but
well deeply unusual. I think the whole encounter, I.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Was thinking, like should be thinking, well, this is this
is part of the course, she says.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
I met a lot of people who have foot fetishes, obviously,
and nobody's ever done anything to this caliber. So the
Florida man fled the scene, but came back days later
to then book yet another room at the same hotel.
So the staff alerted the authorities, who then arrested him
on a charge of aggravated battery, and the detectives also
linked the guy to other incidents with a similar pattern.

(50:28):
So you think maybe we have a problem here. You know,
I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I don't
get people in this foot fetish thing. I really don't
get that at all. I Mean, there's so many other
parts of the body that people could focus on, and

(50:49):
why focus on the feet? It just I don't know.
I have no idea. Everything else is explainable. Okay, you
know you could be a butt guy, a boob guy,
a crotch guy, but a foot guy. I just don't
get the foot guy.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
I'm sorry, Yeah, I don't get the foot thing. Yeah,
of all the parts, let's let's it does elude me.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
I mean, I will smell your feet. Okay, it'll cost
you a thousand dollars. Look, whoa all right? I mean, look,
do you think maybe I could get a job like that?
I mean, my feet aren't that attractive, but oh, I
mean look, I'll even do it for half price. I
get it for five hundred.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
So the fact that they're not attractive, you could probably
charge double for that, and someone would pay for it.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
I mean, you got this, and you've got the story
of the guy breaking into the woman's house and sucking
her toes.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Oh my gosh, I forget about that one.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Look to me, I think you would have to take
a lot of confidence to show up at a hotel
for a I guess, uh what a first day meat? Yeah?
For feet. I don't know, but maybe this will take
more confidence or anything than this naked yoga. It could

(52:10):
be the confidence boost you need. This is at least
what some people saying. I'm not sure how much confidence
I'd have doing this though, yeah, you know certainly, Like
I don't know how anybody could have a lot of
confidence in yoga poses well naked, yes, because you think
about like, it doesn't matter how like in shape you

(52:34):
are or not that there are certain yoga poses where
things are just gonna fold in ways that are not
going to be flattering. I think like, no matter what
and who you are, but yoga has become the cornerstone
of wellness and self care like routines, I think for

(52:57):
for some people at least they offer it like physical, emotional,
even spiritual benefits. Over the years, it has evolved into
many forms, from goats and puppy yoga to aerial and
trap yoga experiences, but one form is pushing the boundaries
of comfort and vulnerability in an entirely unique way. Thus

(53:20):
enters naked yoga. Naked yoga is growing wellness trends, encourages
body positivity, self acceptance, and confidence. Now I'm not I
don't know, I don't know if everybody should have those things.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Well, my question is naked yoga, Well, my question is
if you're doing a yoga position, you know where you know,
parts of you are like upside down? Do you ask
your other yoga people there? Do they accept? Do you
accept me like this?

Speaker 7 (53:57):
Right?

Speaker 4 (53:58):
Yeah, I wouldn't accept myself. And then naked yoga class, so.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yeah, and you know, and you know that you know what,
I've also found most people I willing to bet most
people that would engage in naked yoga shouldn't that most.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
People that it's it's the newde Beach thing. You go, oh, yeah,
I'm gonna and it's never the people that you want never,
you know, and and than they should be as well.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Well, and some people's skin isn't fitting properly.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
And so yeah, I don't know. They say it's new,
it's it's rooted in naturism, which it promotes non sexual
nudity to help people feel comfortable in their own skin.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Okay, non sexual nudity. I'd love to.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
That phrase non sexual d Yeah, I don't know all
nudity was sexual.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Frankly, I mean I don't know, but well, I.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
Mean I hate to see what your showers look like
that because I mean, yeah, I think that.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Look I'm gonna just move on from that before Eric
overshares again for actress and professional stunt performer and Elisa Richards,
whose work includes a role in the TV series Agatha.
All along, the values of body positivity, fitness, and self

(55:31):
esteem are deeply personal, so personal, probably because there's just
no clothes involved. I'm guessing yes, Richard has enjoyed movement
her whole life, which I think is a weird kind
of thing to say, like, like, who doesn't enjoy moving
in general? Movement?

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Like wow?

Speaker 4 (55:53):
For her though, it was like from cheerleading and gymnastics
to dancing and stunts. Her connection to her body is
always been front and center, so yeah, it's a lot more.
It's like elevated movement for her. I guess benefits though
they include reduced stress, which I think for most of
us might actually be increased stress in this situation. At

(56:17):
this scenario, they say better sleep. I think that this
would create a new nightmares for me in terms of
which which no, lie this is. I don't dream that
often these days, but it is a not uncommon thing

(56:37):
when I dream to all of a sudden realize mid
dream that I'm nude, and yes, and it's happened so
much that even when it happens in the dream, now
my reaction to it in the dream is just.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Not a anxiety, not again anxiety.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
It's it's it's become so routine at times when I'm like, well,
like not again, like oh not again.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Maybe maybe you're just mentally not prepared. Maybe you could
probably do nude yoga because you've become more accustomed being
nude in.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Your it's like dream or immersion therapy. I guess through my.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
You should ask missus Pancho if you and her want
to go into a new note nude.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
They also say improved emotional well being, which I think
it depends on how much you get made fun of
or not. That probably has a lot to do with
with how you look underneath it all. And then increased
self confidence once again, yeah, that probably heavily depends on
you know, and I don't know if everyone should have

(57:42):
self confidence in areas like that. She she says the
hardest part is simply showing up, which sounds about right
to me. I think her class her classes focused on
helping participants embrace their bodies. Is it is it like
metaphorically embraced or emotionally embraced or every talking like a

(58:04):
physical embrace on yeah, and overcome discomfort and feel empowered. Well.
For many, the practice boost confidence and fosters a healthier
relationship with their own body. In short, naked yoga is
about shedding both clothing and self doubt to build self

(58:26):
love and acceptance. Sounds pretty hippy to me. Your journey
into naked yoga big or her journey, I'm sorry. Nakedyga
began when a friend introduced her to true Naked Yoga,
and that's a spiritual platform that allows users to stream yoga, meditation,
and fitness classes while completely nude from anywhere in the world.

(58:47):
And you can access through Naked Yoga on pornhub dot
com slash through naked Yoga.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Yeah, that's right, I'm sure. My question is what if
you are a shall we say, a woman that is
rather top heavy, and you do one of those maneuvers
where your upside down would you be would you would
you be able to breathe?

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Yeah, there's a lot of questions I have. I don't
I don't know the physics of naked yoga, Okay, Yeah.
The only yoga I've ever done was just very, very
little admittedly involved old clothing. So this is that's a
whole dynamic I'm just not familiar with.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Yeah, I'm the thing about it is, I mean, how
is doing yoga without any clothes on? How does that
foster anything different? You know what I'm saying with like
reduced stress, better sleep, emotional well being? I mean, don't
you get that with yoga already? And how I was

(59:48):
taking all your clothes off, How does that enhance that anymore?

Speaker 4 (59:54):
Yeah, I don't understand. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
You know what would really be fun to watch? So
would be people doing new yoga that are completely drunk.
That would be actually kind of fun to work.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
It was just for the sake into an HR nightmare
though too.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
They could that could well, we have an HR nightmare
in this particular area with your local men in blue. Okay,
we've got this. This is this is classic. An Ohio
police officer allegedly comes into the response of a nine
to one one call completely plastered. Okay, the whole thing

(01:00:30):
got caught on video by the reporting couple. So they
are talking to thirteen Action News. It was the most
bizarre things they've ever seen. So they're coming back from
a little night out. When you get home, the truck
door is open. Hmm, this could be a problem. So
they feared that somebody could be in their house, so

(01:00:50):
they call the cops. Well, Michael Irvin was the officer
who showed up at the scene, and the couple said
they knew immediately something was a bit off. Okay, here's
a couple that made the phone call to nine to
one one talking about what they saw and how former
officer Michael Irvin was acting.

Speaker 9 (01:01:10):
It almost makes me feel sad for the village residents
that are they really reliable to call on for future emergencies.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
I think that if it was just a regular, everyday guy,
we would.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Be in jail right now waiting to see the judge.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
On Tuesday, he was just standing in the street staring
at us, watching me talk on the phone. Who was
noticeably intoxicated.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
It appeared to be staggering and stumbling as he was
walking up to us.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
We called back to dispatch and expressed our concerns.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Additional officers ended up responding to the scene within a
few minutes after the second call was made. Mayor Edward
Kalenko said Police Chief Ken Campbell was at the scene
and administered a portable breath test on the responding officer.
The test, Yeah, the test showed a blood alcohol level
of point one six eight, which is over double the

(01:02:02):
legal limit to arrive. Okay, so, Mayor Kolenko tells thirteen
Action News. Irvin was immediately relieved of duty then terminated
by the department. Later, the mayor released the satement to
thirteen Action News, saying that the department has a zero
tolerance policy for this kind of behavior. Well they should.

(01:02:23):
Irvin has not officially been charged as of yet. They're
still got the investigation on going. But I mean, look,
this would definitely feel like a cautionary high school assembly
to witnesses. And you know, acab, you know, all cops
are breath tested here.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Can you imagine having the cops showed up and I'm here,
where where's where's the burglar? Ma'am, where's a buggler? Yeah?
That that's definitely something out of a sitcom.

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
I I would be like catching your dare teacher with like,
you know, doing cocaine and kids ice cream or something, right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Yeah, that would be pretty funny, I think. I mean
that would be the one time I don't think i'd
be upset every being pulled over from anything. I'm assuming
I would be getting out scott free from whenever I did.
I'll be able to get that right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Well, no, where did they even found the burglar if
there was one?

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
Yeah? True, well, yeah, at that point they're more worried
about the drunk up. Well, we go from a man
in blue uh to ah, well, I guess what happens after?
Where you know, they arrest someone a jail commander who

(01:03:44):
I can only assume had had blue balls, maybe like
a ball and blue ball and chain. I don't know
who as being sued for something quite I guess, uh,
for a little bit too much surveillance. I guess we'll say,
right right, Yeah. There was a proposed federal class action

(01:04:08):
lawsuit that was filed by three women who were among
more than one hundred inmates whose strip search videos were
allegedly watched repeatedly by a Colorado jail's former commander.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
A little board in the office.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
Right, yeah, No, I guess it feels good to be king. Humph.
They are suing him in government agency is saying that
they failed to keep tabs on who was accessing the
images and why. I think it's very clear why he
was accessing these images. The student alleges that Laplanta County
and in the Sheriff's office knew that Edward abbert It

(01:04:47):
had a history of being accused of sexual impropriety or
harassment when he was hired, and failed to place controls
on access to strip search footage, including monitoring who was
accessing it for ap Now, Aber is already being criminally
prosecuted after a state investigation found he'd watched the script

(01:05:07):
search videos of at least one hundred and seventeen female
inmates over about five years.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
He was he was having some great entertainment, I know, right, Yeah,
the investigators they forgot to forget forget the porn hub
and you got it all right there.

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
Yeah, I know right, he's probably posting some of it there.
If only he could end never, I was gonna make
some kind of dumb munching joke. The investigators found that
that Ever had logged into access body camera footage over
three thousand times, mostly to watch footage labeled as script

(01:05:44):
searches without any apparent legitimate reason. According to the arrest affidat.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Does he need one?

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
I'm assuming it's more of an impulsive spur of the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
You don't need you just want to make sure. I
want to make sure they ate covered every inch of search.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Okay, you know i'd be curious on which one of
those videos got the most plays. I don't know, like,
would that be a little flattering? Maybe? I don't know. True,
the videos are sometimes watched from home and hotels, often
late at night or early in the morning. Oh my gosh, yeah,

(01:06:24):
it said. The document noted that some videos ever had
access were purged from the system, so there could be
more women whose videos you watched beyond those of the
one hundred and seventeen women that remained. The lawsuit that
uses Aver and the others of violating the women's constitutional rights,
including their rights to privacy and to be protected against

(01:06:47):
unreasonable searches.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Wow, I think maybe he needs to be assigned to
a nude yoga class.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
I don't Yeah, you could. You could get this for
free on a Saturday morning or a Tuesday night.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Three thousand times, I mean yeah, over over five years.
So that's uh. He I mean the commander Apparently we
think the commander is busy doing paperwork, but he's definitely
doing other kind of work.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Right, the commander was going commando at work.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Oh yeah, that's right. I still can't get over the
fact that this guy, over five years period, was watching
strip searches three thousand times. How long do they keep
these stript searches in their in their database? I wonder
you know they keep all of them?

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean a lot of the
accounting stuff I think usually is like seven years.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Oh why, I mean, that's I don't know, that's that's
that's nuts. That's nuts. Well, I mean, hey, I guess
this part of the perks with the job.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
You might say, you know, I know, Yeah, I guess
that's what happens when you do hard time.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
And it was pretty hard for that guy. That's Hey,
I just sent you the odds for the game for
this weekend. Okay, So if you're a betting man, I
just texted you the screenshot. I saw this on Reddit
and somebody's already put out the odds on on the
bets for Arkansas State versus University of Arkansas. So if

(01:08:29):
you want to, you know, do a little wagering, you
know that that's that will help you out a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Here. So, which brings up our new sponsored draft king,
I'm kidding. I couldn't. I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Oh Man, Yeah, well, I definitely would not put any
money down. I know this the the Arkansas State A
U A game will be interesting, if anything else, and
hopefully it will be entertaining, you know. So, And and
the more I read about this stuff, I mean, I
think some I think there's even going to be an

(01:09:03):
editorial by the big newspaper there, the Arkansas Gazette or
an Arkansas Democrat Gazette where they're going to do the
whole history of why there has not been an Arkansas
State University of Arkansas football game ever, and all about
the ins and outs why you know it really is,

(01:09:23):
it's it's a convoluted thing full of good old boy politics.
That's really the reason why. Okay, And so I'm looking
forward to seeing whenever this editorial is gonna be coming out.
So I know there's a lot of folks that probably
have red flags because University of Arkansas has everything to

(01:09:46):
lose and Arkansas State has everything to gain, you see. So,
but we've got some ask poncho questions, and we've got
somebody that's seeing red flags for a completely different reason now.
I mean, I'm not a very competitive person, of course,
unless we're talking Arkansas state. Okay, I'm pretty passionate about that.

(01:10:07):
I mean, not about much anything else. But apparently this
person has got a competitive boyfriend, and they're having some
red flags about this. So this is what they're saying
to say, Dear Pancho. My red flags are still up
from a mini golf date that I had last Saturday night.
I met my date online. Now we even face timed.

(01:10:31):
At one point, he seemed like a nice guy until
we started golfing. He became very intense and incredibly competitive.
That's when the red flag started going up. He took
to the game way too seriously. Okay, he was fine
afterwards when we went out to eat. Should I be
concerned about his behavior? He's just a guy, yeah, I mean,

(01:10:53):
come on, but when she goes. One of my friends
at work says, maybe he's just a sports nut. Another
one said I shouldn't read too much into it. Their
advice was kind of useless. That's out loud. So should
my red flags be up?

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
Should they be up? I can understand why that would be,
and I don't think it's necessarily bad. In my mind,
I'm like, keep the red flags up and tell they're not. Yeah, Like,
anytime I'm going like if there's like a first date,
I'm kind of going in there thinking, all right, what

(01:11:29):
what's the catcher? What's wrong or what, you know, because
I don't want to walk into or put myself into
a bad situation, you know, months or years down the road,
and and so in a sense, you know, but like
I don't see anything wrong at all with going on
a few more dates. If he treats you well but
very competitive, she's making this he like being competitive is

(01:11:51):
a bad thing, right, Like, like it is typically like
guys tend to be more competitive, some girls are too.
It all so my kind of lend itself to a
higher chance of like success in the workplace, So maybe
that would be a good thing. Ultimately it comes on
like how does.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
He treat you well? Can you deal with that or not?

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
You know, he didn't like eventually he'll be on the
same team. Yeah, you treat you like you're on the
same It.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Didn't seem like he was being disrespectful to her. He
was just very focused in.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
The game right now. I could see if you're just like,
oh man, I didn't like that. I don't see myself
being able to get along with that. If if that's
how much of you know life will be with this person,
then like then yeah, like you know, don't don't be
with that person. Yeah, I don't see anything wrong for
now with you know, with like going on another date

(01:12:42):
or two and just see how things develop and if
you don't like it, then you know, get out before
do you too much of an attachment.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Or did you ever have any feelings of competition with
missus poncho on things now?

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
Not against her with her, but there are times where
like you could just get into you know, like an
activity that you're doing, like like like we did in
an escape room one time early Oh yeah, I started
dating and and I'm like I am getting out of
this escape room in the hour. Yeah, you know, so
like very goal oriented competitive like that, but we're all

(01:13:20):
on the same team. But I was like never a
jerker about any of that either. Well, I know there's
a lot of he got like he gets into this.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
You know, there's a lot of couples sometimes the competition
gets into the fact that, you know, they feel that
they've got to compete because they think one of their
kids like their spouse better than they like them. Have
you ever seen situations like that?

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
Uh? Yeah, well yeah, I mean, and that's where you
have to use your judgment to see whether or not
this is like good or not.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Yeah, Like you know, because I've seen where they like, oh,
you know, they like their mother better they like me,
or they like their father better than like me because
you know their dad. Let's lets them get away with
things and this kind of thing. And you know, I mean,
I don't think it's a smart idea to try to
get competitive with you in between your kids, you know,
but that I've seen that that happens sometimes.

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
Right, Yeah. I I don't know. The older I get,
the less competitive I get as well for some things.
So who knows. But yeah, that's what dating is for though,
So I mean I don't I don't know if it
matters if your red flags rep yet or not. I
don't think it should be an automatic make it or
break it, but I think it definitely is worth maybe

(01:14:27):
paying attention to true and to discern you know, where
this could lead to down the road. And that's what
dating is for, right, That's true to get to know
someone and you know, well get yourself too. Well, yeah,
I've got one more as spotor they say, help, Can
my teenager deal with my boyfriend spending the night? They say?

(01:14:50):
My ex husband and I are fighting over my new boyfriend.
He doesn't want my boyfriend sleeping over when our fourteen
year old daughter is home. He says it's inappropriate. Boyfriend
and I have been dating for several months. My daughter
likes him and understands we have a relationship. I think
my husband is jealous. He says a teenager shouldn't be
exposed to a parent sleeping with someone they're not married to.

(01:15:12):
I disagree and think my fourteen year old is mature
enough to understand what's happening. Our family is now getting
involved in the argument. Is it wrong if my boyfriend
sleeps over?

Speaker 10 (01:15:25):
Yeah, so this situation, I would just kind of, I
guess say or warn that you you don't you don't
want to do like to do as I say now as.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
I do thing right, Like what what you are demonstrating
to your your daughter there is basically saying this is
what is normal and acceptable, and so you cannot get
upset if she decides to start doing that stuff as well.
And so from the dad's perspective. I can absolutely understand

(01:15:59):
why he would not be cool with that, right, and
so could he be jealous? Sure? Is there any way
for me to be able to figure that out for this, No,
not at all. But but yeah, like you're you're basically
setting up a moral standard, right, Like you you demonstrate
through example you know what is good, what is not,

(01:16:22):
and what you expect and and and what you know.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
You are modeling something for this impressionable fourteen year old
that this is okay. And so when the fourteen year
old brings home her boyfriend and they want to have
a slumber party together, and you say, no, what's that
going to do?

Speaker 4 (01:16:43):
Yeah, no, it's all that I think is no good.
I do not think it's good morality. So you got
two separate parents involved in a minor well, right, and
so like someone's going to not be getting their way
in the whole situation.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
And let's do this to take it a step further. Okay,
so the boyfriend will come over and spend that at
the house. I'll just go to the boyfriend's house. It's
still not a good idea, Yeah, no, no, for sure.
I mean the fact is the idea what you're doing
is that you're no matter what you do, I mean
you can go take you both, just go to a
motel and and but it's still sends the same message

(01:17:24):
you know you're gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
I would say, Like for me, I'd be like, if
you're gonna do it anyways, at least do it whenever
she's with her dad.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
And so that way, that's kind.

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
Of the place is empty.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
But yeah, in this situation, like you're thinking about yourself
more than you're thinking about your daughter. Oh good point,
that's the way I see that, right, Yeah, you're basically saying, oh, yeah,
you know, my needs are more important. I I like,
it's to me, it's a selfish thinking and behavior.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
So yeah, that's a good point. But I mean I
never thought about that the fact that you know, if
if the girl is going to spend the weekend with
her dad, yeah, then you know, mom can have a
boyfriend over and they can do what they want to
have the house with themself. You know, So that that way,
then I think that I think it's a fair compromise,
you know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
Right, Yeah, I mean you're an adult, you do whatever.
But yeah, no, again in the fact that you're fourteen
their minor.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Yeah, you know, you've got another person that you are
including in the equation unfortunately, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
Yeah, I mean like like what are other Like what
what other form of morality would you do that would
be like oh like oh well, I like to shoplift sometimes.
But you know, like my daughter understands right, like you
know this that you would you wouldn't do anything else
that was like immoral in front of them, would you?

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
That's true?

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
Like point you just guys say, like, you know, you
model the behavior that you want to see your kids. Yeah,
it's good. So I think, yeah, I think you're just
setting things up for a dangerous present.

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The idea is to see if you can nail all
five of the mind benders here.

Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
And oh boy, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Well, I don't know, I mean, I mean, once you
kind of get into the flow of how these things work,
this this works out. Yeah, they'll get to get into
the fog. You catch the vibe. All right, So we've
got five mind venders here are Insane Games and basically
they're kind of vague, but you will get at least
three clues, and you have to figure out, based upon

(01:21:23):
the three clues and the mind bender question, what the
correct answer is. All right, so here is your first
mind bender. Again, this is all based on current statistics.
So your first mind mendor says this, fifty nine percent
of people. Okay, and you have to listen to everything
about this because we're talking now almost you know, one

(01:21:43):
or two? Was it? Six? Fifty people say? Going here
stresses them out? Where is it?

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
Going here?

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
Going here stresses them out? Where? Man?

Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
All right, there's a lot of places that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
You could think of out off the bat.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Oh, yeah there is. Yeah, Well, the number would be higher.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
If it was the DMV true, but remember it was
not not not an overwhelming percentage, but more than half,
but not much half, right, not much more than half.
So fifty nine per stress people out when they go
to this place. Where is it?

Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
I'm gonna say the post office?

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
The post office? Really? Hm, I never thought about it.
I don't think the post office stressed people now could
just send an email?

Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
But nevertheless, yeah, but yeah, I mean if you have
just in like a package or something, I don't know. Yeah,
it seems out there. Yeah probably yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
Yeah, it's not the post office. Well, here is it here?
I'm glad you didn't say what I thought you were
going to say.

Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
Okay, yeah, name for my If I if I make
it too obvious, you're gonna tell me it's my next clue,
right right? So here?

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
Yeah, here's your first clue. And I know you probably
thought this not the dentist.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
Okay, yeah, yeah, So fifty people say.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
That going here stresses them out? Where is it? And
it's not the dentist.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
Not the dentist. Is it just like a doctor's office?

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
Oh well, I mean that would be about the same
thing as kind of a medical situation. No, here's your
next clue. Lots of people, lots of people. Oh so,
fifty people say going here stresses them out? Where is it?
Not the dentist? Lots of people, Okay, lots of people.

Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
This this makes sense to me already because it kind
of sounds like some of my wife would would think
he does don't like crowds. There's lots of people, going
here stresses them out?

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Say this, man, think about places, think about places. That's
not the dentist that has lots of people, people that
might stress you out.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
Yeah, I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
I can honestly say that it wouldn't really stress me
out that much because I'm pretty chill. But it has,
it has in the past under certain circumstances.

Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
Yeah. Yeah, any kind of crowd, I think has the
tendency to be able to stress someone out. So now
I have to think, like, are we talking like retail,
like a mall? Who goes to the mall anymore? Though?

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
Fifty nine percent? That's, like I said, more than half,
So apparently it is something that people do frequent more
than half the time.

Speaker 7 (01:24:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
Lots of people. What that's what throw me off here.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
I'm thinking if it's lots of people, it would be
pretty busy, you know what I'm saying, you'd think.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
I mean, is it just like growing grocery shopping?

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
True, you're going to go to a public There's a
lot of pretty stupid stories that happens at the public's
market sometimes.

Speaker 7 (01:25:08):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
So not the grocery stow though, So your final clue,
business or vacation.

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
Okay, business corification.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Fifty people say going here stresses them out. Not the dentists,
lots of people, Oh, hotel that's a good, good answer. Yeah,
that would not be it, but you got you got close.
It's the airport.

Speaker 4 (01:25:34):
Oh, the airport. Yeah, I would assume that was more
than fifty nine percent.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
You would, you would, But not everybody takes the the
air you know, it takes airplanes, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
I guess that's freakly really.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
I mean, the airport itself doesn't stress me out as
much as just the process of getting on the plane
and just getting off. They're going through the TSA and
you know this kind of thing. So I guess if
I'm really in a hurry or if my flight is
delayed or canceled, that would stress me out, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:26:09):
So that's fair.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Yeah, all right, so your second mind, ben dr Okay,
this one is a little lower percentage. Thirty six percent
of people have done this with a partner on a date.

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
We're not talking about it. It's not a hamster. It
can't be that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
H my previous episode, go back and listen to it. Okay,
So yeah, thirty six percent, so not quite Maybe a
little over one third of people have done this with
a partner on a date.

Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
What is it? I have done this with a partner
on a date. Oh man, let's see here.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Oh boy, I am not in this thirty six percent.
I will tell you that.

Speaker 4 (01:27:14):
Yeah, I'm trying to think, all right, what do you
do on a date with a partner that the third
of people roughly do and.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
It could be considered fun?

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
You know, right, That's what I'm trying to think. Like,
there's gosh, I don't know what direction to go with this.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
Think on something fun that you and missus Poncho would
do on a date.

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
Well, I was gonna say getting to second base, but
I don't think that's Let's see, i've done this. I
don't know. Go to a concert? Jeez, I don't know.
I guess you would.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
Well, okay, I'm gonna be something you would do though.
We've gone to a con We went to a trend
Sebrary Orchestra concert one time, which is fantastic. So well,
here's your first clue. Not a couple's massage.

Speaker 4 (01:28:13):
Not a couple's massage.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
Okay, so people have done this with a partner on
a date, not a couple.

Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
On a date. Uh, naked yoga.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
That would be awesome if that was the correct answer. Okay,
But is that is that you're sticking with that? Is
that your answer?

Speaker 4 (01:28:36):
Oh, that's not gonna be all right? I know that
that would be way lower.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
It would be pretty funny tho if it was.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
Yeah, the timing though, it would be it would be
fantastic done this with a partner on date, on a date,
on a date, and it's not a couple's massage, right.
I feel like sometimes it's like this points me in

(01:29:05):
a different direction that isn't always correct.

Speaker 1 (01:29:08):
True, it's a whole point of these extra clues, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
Yeah, that's Oh man, dude, I'm trying. I'm trying to
get my brain there. I'm not there tonight. They have gone.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
What if all the maybe you and missus ponchu have
done this over some of the think of all the
times you've gone out on lock your own dates together,
some of the things you might have would have either
wanted to do or have done.

Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
I'm not sure if you I mean, I'm saying about
my wife, what my wife would like to do? It
would be like go thrift shopping? Who loves that?

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
Yeah, that's a good answer, that's not necessarily the correct answer.
So your next clue is food.

Speaker 4 (01:29:51):
Food, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
Thirty six percent of people have done this with a
partner on a date, not a couple's massage. And food.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
Food I mean a kid just be going out to
a restaurant that would be way higher.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
That's true. It would be food is it does involve food.
That is true.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
This involves food.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
Is well, Like I said, that's something I've never done.
I wouldn't necessarily be interested in it. I would do
this to appease my wife. Really, I would have any
interest in it? Was whoever?

Speaker 4 (01:30:41):
Would it be like going to like a like a
dinner feeder.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
A dinner feeder always say, I was like, you're going
to go. That's a good answer, but not that. Your
last clue is instructional.

Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
And so all cooking classes.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
That's it, going to cooking. But there's people that do that,
people like go to cooking classes. My wife has even
suggested that we do this. I'm going, really, I would
just go.

Speaker 4 (01:31:13):
She's probably just worried about your survival. Go first, I
just I just go and.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
Get the TV dinners man. You know, now, now you've
got the Hello whatever these Hello what these people that
bring the meals to your door and you just basically
pop it in the oven. You know what's what's the
name of that that food company, and you can literally
order a prepared meal.

Speaker 4 (01:31:36):
Hello Fresh, Hello Fresh.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
Yeah, I just called Hello Fresh. Okay, anyway, all right,
you're a third mind bender once again. A small percentage here,
thirty seven percent of all people buy this on a
weekly basis. What is it? Thirty seven percent of people
buy this on a weekly basis, a weekly basis, So

(01:32:03):
a little over one third of the people buy this
on a weekly basis.

Speaker 11 (01:32:08):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (01:32:09):
Bacon?

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
You think only thirty seven percent of people will get
bacon on a weekly basis?

Speaker 4 (01:32:16):
On a weekly basis, Yeah, I don't buy bacon every week.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
Or bacon is wonderful, I would think more people will
be buying bacon on a I think so.

Speaker 4 (01:32:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
So your first clue liquid liquid?

Speaker 4 (01:32:31):
Okay, is it soda?

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
Good answer, man, But it's not a soda. But your
next clue not gas?

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
Not gas.

Speaker 4 (01:32:45):
Okay, Well, that that is actually a pretty good that's
kind of worth's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
Thirty seven percent of people buy this on a weekly basis.
It's liquid and not gas.

Speaker 4 (01:32:56):
Liquid, not gas. Buy this onekly basis. Hmm, So I
mean if it's if it's milk, I would assume it's
higher than that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
It'd be a lot higher. So yeah, you're not looking
at it. Like I said, barely, just a little over
one third of people buy this on a weekly basis.

Speaker 4 (01:33:18):
Sometimes these are trickier when they're lower percentages.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
I mean, right, so it's it's fairly consistent, but it's not.
It's not even hardly more than a little more than
a third of most people. So they buy this on
a weekly basis, liquid and not gas.

Speaker 4 (01:33:40):
Liquid, not gas weekly basis. Oh man, I mean, the
only thing I'm thinking about is it's got to be
like something that's totable, right, like like food or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
I don't see. I don't think you or I are
in this thirty seven per although I'm pretty sure we're not. Yeah,
but but we are not completely excluded from this group
of people.

Speaker 4 (01:34:10):
Maybe is it wine wine or beer wine?

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
It is alcohol?

Speaker 4 (01:34:19):
Alcohol?

Speaker 1 (01:34:19):
Yeah, yes, So the final clue is when you get
home from work.

Speaker 4 (01:34:24):
Oh yes, yeah, that's when you get the beer.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
That's right. So yeah, so I can say that I
do buy it, but definitely not on a weekly basis.
I'm still working on my bottle of Gleva. I'm making
it last as long as I possibly can. That's right,
all right, So yeah, yeah, you're you're kind of kemp.
You're coming along. That's good. You get another mind bender.
This is mind bender number four. All right, fifty little

(01:34:49):
higher percentage, a little more than half. Fifty three percent
of people do this more after labor day?

Speaker 4 (01:34:58):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
Fifty three people do this more after labor day?

Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
What is it like in general?

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
After labor Day or just the day after, well, basically
after after the Labor day holiday, fifty people do this more.

Speaker 4 (01:35:20):
Call in six or take the day off of work.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
I thought that would be after the super Bowl. That's
when that would happen, that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:28):
Is, yeah, super Bowl would be Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
For sure, it wouldn't be that. So all right, your
first clue. Many do it on the weekends.

Speaker 4 (01:35:38):
Many do it on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
Fifty fifty people do this more after labor Day, and
many do it on the weekends.

Speaker 4 (01:35:47):
Is it voting?

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
I don't know how much voting you can get in
the colder and the could again.

Speaker 4 (01:35:54):
Oh wait, pretty high for voting.

Speaker 11 (01:35:57):
Yeah, So you next clue, smells good, smells good? Fifty
people do this more.

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
They do making that is exactly correct, make baked goods
or they make more as we're heading into the fall season,
you know, the cinemas holiday season. I mean that you
get more fresh ground bread, maybe, missus Pancho, Yeah, Pumpkin,
Look we did.

Speaker 4 (01:36:29):
We did get some more fresh ground bread.

Speaker 11 (01:36:32):
See.

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
Your final clube, by the way, was kitchen. So yeah,
that kind of went so yeah, you get actually two
out of five so far. So is this good?

Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
I'm getting this is good?

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
All right? Your last mind bender. All right, now this
is no percentages. Okay, so this might be a little
more of a challenger, a little more of a challenge.
But this is the first thing a house guest asks
when they enter a home.

Speaker 8 (01:36:58):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
So, if you have a house guest and they ask
for something when they enter a home, what is the
first thing a house guest asks for.

Speaker 4 (01:37:07):
When they wear the bathroom?

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
Oh wow, that's good. Not necessarily in your first clue,
nothing to do with the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:37:17):
Oh my gosh. I waste these clues by going for
the obvious thing.

Speaker 7 (01:37:22):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:37:23):
That's why I'm trying to go more scure.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
I first, yeah, all right, all right, think twenty first
century here. That's all I'm going to tell you. All right,
this is the first thing a house guest will ask
for when they enter a home. Nothing to do with
the bathroom, for the Wi Fi passwords. Oh man, you're
getting so close. That's not it. You're getting very close,

(01:37:49):
all right. But your next clue nothing to do with
a drink.

Speaker 4 (01:37:54):
Nothing to do with a drink, nothing to do with
the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
But it's the first thing a house guest asks for
when they enter a home.

Speaker 4 (01:38:02):
Is it a phone charger?

Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
Exactly right? Oh, yes, they ask for a phone charger.
That's exactly the correct answer. Your third, your third clue
would have been electricity. So so yeah, there you go.
You got three out of five.

Speaker 4 (01:38:25):
I feel good today.

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
I mean, you're really you really get in the hang
of this now, So that's good. I mean, honestly, I
have never had to ask for a phone charger because
I'm so afraid I'm gonna end up losing my battery.
I always make sure I have a phone charger everywhere
I go. You know, I'm just I'm very paranoid about that,

(01:38:47):
you know, so. But but yeah, have you ever had
people come to your house and ask for a phone charger?

Speaker 4 (01:38:53):
I've had friends over before, and like, at one point
they may have asked yeah, that's the first thing they
asked when they get Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
But so, I mean it's kind of interesting. I mean,
when you have a house guess, that's kind of well. Anyway,
we got some great stuff coming up here that I've
been mining this week, and I'll give you a little
heads up of what we got. I love this. Okay,
we have another unfortunate victim who has fallen for a scammer.
This one was, let's just say, out of this world. Okay,

(01:39:22):
a lady, a lady fell for a scammer who said
he was an astronaut and needed oxygen. True story, all right,
And here's one that I never thought of before, but
it's from the New York Times. The New York Times,
of all things, is asking why are everyone's brastraps showing

(01:39:44):
these days? Have you noticed this? It's kind of you know,
more and more people, more women don't really mind if
their broadstraps are showing.

Speaker 4 (01:39:56):
I don't know, my wife tries to hide him.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
Well yeah, I mean usually it's the case, but you
look around sometimes when you're out in public, and now
about I'm seeing more women that really don't care if
they have their brass trap showing. Okay, and so the
New York Times is tackling this. Then here's a new
dating thing. Single people are now dating until they're hating

(01:40:19):
so they can make breakups easier.

Speaker 4 (01:40:22):
Oh my gosh, that sounds awful.

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
Yes, well it is. It is awful. This is the
new thing, all right. Now here's something that may or
may not apply to you. You're considered you're considered a millennial. Okay,
I'm a boomer, and I use I do this. But
millennials are putting the LOL at the end of their
text and gen Z thinks it's useless. So we're getting Yeah,

(01:40:47):
we're getting into now the texting stuff here. All right,
another one I've found here. This is pretty good. On
this you knew this was going to eventually happen. But
a guy wins five thousand dollars a week from his
publisher's clearing house winnings, but the company went bankrupt and

(01:41:07):
now he's up. You know what kind of a creek?
You know what I'm saying. So yeah, it's not really
I don't know I would have done what this guy did,
But anyway, here we are. And here's one where a
Florida manu bug sprayed a couple because they would not
let him cut line at publics, so he bug sprays him.

Speaker 4 (01:41:31):
All right, that's why you got publics on the line.

Speaker 1 (01:41:34):
That's right, that's right. And then another one here, I
think this is great. Another Florida man in a puppy
costume strangled youth outside of a pet store. So you
got a guy in a puppy costume that's basically strangling
young kids. Uh, oh no, it's it's it's it's a

(01:41:55):
it's totally Florida story all the way. And here's one
another another case of a mix up. We have a
toddler who ends up missing after being handed to the
wrong grandparent at the daycare. Oh man, that's a mother's
worst nightmare. All right. Then we've got a story about

(01:42:18):
a California newdist resort. Residents there are suing the management
over the fact they are being told they have to
wear clothes. Yeah, that's right, exactly all right. And here's
something you mentioned something this you'll find this will be
interesting because you made a reference to missus Poncho about

(01:42:39):
this last week. But a teacher's forgotten lunch that was
packed by her husband included dog food. So and when
I read this, I'm thinking this almost exactly sounds something
similar to what you were referring to missus poncho as
last week of this. So and you will find that

(01:42:59):
to be pretty funny, I'm pretty sure. But it's an
adorable kind of funny sort of thing. But typical husband
when he's you know, being told by his wife she
forgot her lunch, can you pack me a lunch? And
so this is the husband trying to pack a lunch
for his wife, and well you can only imagine what
the wife got whenever she ends up getting her lunch.

(01:43:20):
So anyway, that's just a few of the things that
I've been scouring. Of course, most of the other ones
I'll probably find some more tomorrow or the next day
that'll be even better than what I've told you about.
So we'll see where that goes. So but nevertheless, another
good week of stupidity.

Speaker 4 (01:43:37):
Oh yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:43:38):
And we will see what my demeanor will be next week.
After the big game on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (01:43:45):
Yeah, you're gonna have me curious to check in on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
Maybe you and your dad could get together and just
you know, hang out and watch the game together and
just kind of root for me a little bit. I've
already said.

Speaker 4 (01:43:57):
I'm a sucker for an underdog anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
Well, I've already said that if the Arkansas State Red
Wolves beat the Razorbacks, I'm coming to church on Sunday
completely decked out head to toe and all red with
red Wolves or clothing right down.

Speaker 4 (01:44:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:44:15):
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