Papa John's Bath Bombs; Tiger Urine For Rheumatism; & Male Enhancements

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Speaker 7 (01:12):
You know, I've often said that the way our society
in this good old US of A is going, we
should just do away with the whole voting process and
just elect our public officials like we do American Idol,
you know.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Put them up on stage and just judge them superficially
by what the most popular feeling is, you know, and
we can have an app to do that. You know,
we can just vote on your app because really, nobody
really cares to know anything about who you're voting for.
It's just who's the most attractive, who's the prettiest, who's
the most persuasive personality, who irritates us the most?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Forget about what.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Their policies are, forget about anything else. Right, we'll just
elect our government like you would voting for folks on
American Idol.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well, now we have something maybe a little more than that.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
How about we'll decide the jury who is guilty or
not guilty based upon how.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Ugly they are?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Yeah, I mean, you know when people make judgments about
maybe a defendant's guilt, I know, they sometimes tend to
be a bit more lenient toward the unattractive faces. You know,
the homely looking person, the person that looks you know,
that tugs our heartstrings. Well, this finding, which actually the
researchers have described as the ugly leniency.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Effect, now that's really a thing.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
This challenges the assumption that attractive individuals receive more favorable treatment.
We're talking about the Menendez brothers, about maybe you know,
Governor newsom in California rethinking their life sentence. Now, they're
what in their fifth and they were like the good
looking rich boys that murdered their parents and we all

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felt sorry for them because they were so good looking
and they got a life sentence and all that kind
of thing. Well, Okay, here's this assumption attractive individuals get
more favorable treatment, right, yeah, Well, the researchers set out
to understand how first impressions based on facial expressions or
a facial appearance might affect the decisions of guilt or innocence.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
And legal cases. Now, they were particularly.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Interested in the roles of the facial attractiveness and trustworthiness
when a defendant's appearance could be used as an advantage
in committing a crime.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
You're following me so far.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
The study results showed a significant effect of facial attractiveness
on guilt judgments. Okay, Specifically, the participants were probably more
likely to judge unattractive faces or an ugly mug as
innocent compared to both neutral and attractive faces. Now, this

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finding suggests that the ugly leniency effect was at play here,
where the less attractive individuals were given the benefits of
the doubt, what do you know? They also found that
the individual differences in thinking styles did not significantly impact

(04:29):
the guilt judgments. The participants who were more or less
inclined toward rational thinking were just as likely to exhibit
the ugly leniency effect as those who were more inclined
toward experiential thinking. Okay, and plus, a majority of participants

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actually acknowledged that the attractiveness or unattractiveness of the faces
may have influenced their responses. Nevertheless, they're not even listen
to the facts of the case. They just looking at
the person's face. Forget the case, Let's focus on the face. Yeah,
not guilty for being ugly.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
So there you have it. Maybe I could, maybe you know,
get into the life of.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Crime, and I could get off scott free because I
have a face for radio. Lord knows, I'd probably, man,
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Speaker 3 (07:32):
To today today? Yeah, it's actually beautiful. I have a
open the windows and oh nice.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Well it's been fairly nice too. I mean we got
up into like fifty three degrees today. It's been really
really nice.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Oh yes, but has it though?

Speaker 5 (07:51):
All my house has been has been sniffles and uh.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
From really really all the you got the pollen already, yeah,
we do. It's oh my gosh, Well you can have
all of that for yourself.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I will not be one bit envious about it.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
You know, these poor kids of mine, man, they they
just are struggling today.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh God, just.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Stock up on the old antahistamine. Man, That's all I
can tell you. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
I should have enough built up in my system for
the rest of my life.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
At this point, I think, well, you know what I mean,
and be careful because if it irritates the nasal cavities,
I think you may all have to go in the
red light.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Yeah yeah, man, Look I actually want to get laid,
so I'm going to stick with.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
My my sniffles.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Oh all right, all right, you don't want to look
like Rudolph. Although I did see something. They have red
light therapy for arthritis and you can put your hand
as little glove and your hand is covered in red
lights and all that stuff, and it's supposed to take
care of all the arthritis in your hands. I may
get that from for my wife because she talks about
how she has arthritis in her fingers.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
But does that work?

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Like, how does that actually work for arthritis? In my
mind from the nose, it's the same as like when
you put UV lights and your ventilation and prevent mold growth.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
But how does that do anything for rheumatoid arthritis?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I I really don't know. I mean, but I know this.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
I have not bought a single single pill of advil
since I started shooting red lights up my nostrils.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Well you could have not to buy. That's a self
fulfilling prophecy thing there.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Oh yeah, right, all right, but look, I'm already unattractive,
so I mean, I don't really care what.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
I look like with you know what got my nose?

Speaker 5 (09:44):
Piece of your piece of your mind this week is
hilarious at.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
The dinner table. It's great.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
It came up perfect timing too, because my wife, or
the third time now, has been summoned to jury duty again.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Oh yeah, I'm going to she too, Yeah is that right?

Speaker 5 (10:06):
She got the letter today and she's like, I've never
gotten a letter ever.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
I mean, they don't want me. But for my wife,
that's funny. She's like she's popular. I guess no.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
She always gets out of it because she's the primary
caretaker for kids under the age of six basically. But right, yeah,
so she's like, all right, well, I can get the
exemption to get out of it, but I kind of
want to be there to watch her, Like can I
go there and spect it?

Speaker 3 (10:31):
That's what I want to know.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
You're right.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
But but yeah, I saw this, and I'm thinking, well,
I can guarantee you, you know, if I'm ever in
court for whatever reason, I'm pretty sure I'll get like
a complete Scott free.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
You're going to get time served. You're really you've lived
seventy years, that time served.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Time served. That's good. That's why I have a face
for radio. That's a man.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
The ugly leniency effect love, That's why I got to
be straight lace I can't.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
I can't even compy the system or else I'm going
to get it. I'm going to get the books out
on me.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah. I just I thought this is just unreal.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
I mean that we're now we're determining who gets a
break in cord based on how ugly they are.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Forget about the fact how guilty they might be, you.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Know what I mean. That's that's on my web goo
of jury duty.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
She didn't do it on purpose, but this is before
we had kids, Uh should to go in And there's
like a d U I kind of thing, and and
like basically shared the premise at the very beginning. And
they're going through like jury pool selection. So there's like
several rounds of selection, and on the very first one,
she's like, well, obviously he's guilty, otherwise.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
He wouldn't have you know, refused, and they're like, magically,
she didn't come back. She wasn't chosen for the next round.
So yeah, yep, yep, she was.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
She didn't make it through the first round at all.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
You know.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Since then, she's kids to kind of be like, oh,
to sneak away out of it there, I think I
just fall through the cracks or something there, which I'm
not like, well happy about that as well.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
You know, don't worry. It's gonna be. It'll catch up
with you one day. It'll catch up with you from
when you get when you get when you get old
and ugly, it'll catch up with you. So that's what's on.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, I'm going to have nothing better to do with
my life.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Anyways, right right, Hey, well look I don't have anything
much to do in my life anymore now that I
finished the entire season of Dark Shadows.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
So I'm done.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
That's where you need to transition into what they do
or what we do.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
I know.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah, well you're trying to get me on your YouTube
show that you and missus Poncho.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Like, well, if you want the vampire dark comedy kind
of thing, than what we do in the Shadows is
well is the the more I guess, like a little
bit more TV Dark Shadows, I guess.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Well, yes, true.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Well I even went through because they had a couple
of TV movies or theatrical movies. They had House of
Dark Shadows and Night of Dark Shadows. So I actually
jumped on the Internet.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Archive because those movies are on the Internet.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Archive and watch if you want another movie like that.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Then what We Do in the Shadows was initially a
movie and then they transitioned it into a show as well.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Okay, all right, that's cool.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Well little steak documentary kind of ones, kind of like
spinal yeah, but for yeah, well for vampire in like
Islands whatever.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Obviously, the whole thing with Dark Shadows was it was
like a very macabre soap opera back in the sixties
and seventies, and so what I decided to do was
transition from that into a comedy about soap opera called
Soap Okay. And I used to watch as a kid.
I just remember my whole family. We would sit in
the living room and we would watch soap on TV

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in prime time and we would just there.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Sounds like something that like I would imagine.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
People would do before I was before the before the internet, right,
but the.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Show I'm just thinking, like, what like watching watching soap?

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Is watching soap? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Right?

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Well, look I'll tell you this the writing. I hate
to sound like my father, but TV was so much
better back then, you know, I mean really, but.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
And what's so funny is this?

Speaker 4 (14:22):
This the whole TV show, behind the premise, behind the
series called soap.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
This is like this is when we first met Billy Crystal.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Billy Crystal made his his debut as a character on Soap.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
He played the gay kid in the family.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
So You've got well and the in the fact, and
his brother had joined the mafia, and his stepdad actually
murdered his real dad, but his mother did not know that.
It's just it's like every conceivable scenario that would take
place in a soap opera all crammed into a thirty
minute sitcom, and I'm telling you, it is so funny.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I'm sitting there.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Watching this and I'm thinking, i know now why my
family loved the show so much is because it's just
one unbelievable thing after another.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
So, yeah, I say, what we do in the Shadows, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Well, I'm watching a serious though. I'm watching an episode
this week. And again this this came out like in
the maybe the late seventies, okay, And and of course
this was like the first time they introduced a gay
character in primetime television. Okay, so this is like a
big deal back then. Now it's like no big deal.
But in this particular episode, Billy Crystal's character is getting

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dressed up in his mother's wardrobe. She he's wearing her wig,
he's wearing her dress, and you know, she actually thinks
he looks pretty nice in it. And then he tells
his mother he wants to get a sex change operation.
I'm going, this is in the seventies, and now, I mean,
look at what we're doing now, it's in the headlines
that you're doing.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Transgender began from soap basically, like this is the right
slippery slope.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
I guess it's.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
So surreal though to watch this and you know, this
is like Billy Crystal.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
He looks like a high school kid. I mean, he's
that young and faking.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
And now we're dealing with, you know, transgender surgeries like
it's a normal thing. Like government's paying for it now,
you know. And this is how far we have gone
from from back in this.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
You know, well, it's unreal.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
What we do.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
In The Shadows follows a few vampires that live in
Stanton Island and their their goal was to take over
basically like America. And they've been here for a couple
hundred years, if you basically for the life of America
almost and but because they love forever, there's no sense
of urgency and they just all become like very apathetic
right to life and everything in general, like and so,

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but they're depraved at the same time, and that's what
makes it funny.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
So the modern.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
Version of it is a you know, one of the
vampires finding out about twenty three and me taking a
twenty three kne tests and finding out that he's got
a very distant like family member that lives just like
a few blocks away, and his family members is.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Like great great, great, great great great great, great great.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Whatever great you know, like granddaughter or something, and she's
like ninety years old basically, and has a heart attack
when she sees this guy floating outside of her bedroom.
And so he's trying to convince all of the other
vampires to show up to the funeral because he doesn't.
They don't care about him if he doesn't show up
to his own family member's.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Funeral that he just find out about like a day before.
And yeah, and then they all enter the church.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
And they're just like they're literally like they've got literal
smoke coming off of them, until one of them actually
lights like their arm lights on fire.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
And he's like, all right, I'm.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Out, and as the old man, just being in the president,
I guess of the church is enough.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Oh yes, he's like, yeah, you know, I don't know
if you know.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Matt Barry, though he does so much voice acting, yes,
British right over the top a little bit, he's one
of the guys, and so he's like, you want me to.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Go in there, and he's like, that's where the jeebras
man lives. I can't go in there. It's it's a
modern take on all that problems.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
So it's kind of like then maybe to put it
into my genre, it's like Dark Shadows meets the Monsters.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Dark Shows meets the Office because they've got a.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
Documentary, because they've got a documentary crew following them around.
I say, I like filming some of it there, and
every once in a while, like you might see a
cameraman get like and whatever.

Speaker 10 (18:36):
But I guess happens when you've definitely peaked.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
My answer to check this out definitely.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Be ready for like it's wildly funny, and then every
once in a while they throw something in it that
just completely crosses the line and you're like whoa.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
And it's always like when.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
You invite you know, someone to watch it with you,
of course, and then you're like, yeah, I swear they
don't usually do this, they.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Don't usually do that.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
That's right, exactly when it comes like, because I agree
with the at least like the last like ten years
or so, writing is all.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
I can't find anything it was actually really any good.
All of it is writing.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
But this is one of the few shows where I
think it's probably the funniest.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Show that's making new episodes of Okay okay in my opinion.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yeah, oh well, I'll see if I'll try to try
out an episode, and then I want you to get
on tube and try out an episode of so.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Out of work to That's that's that's that's technology for me. Technology.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
Okay, I consider basically the same as as old tube technology.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
It's there in there YouTube, but old tube.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yeah, like vacuum tubes from from back when you would
watch soap on the TV.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Well, look, those episodes are just about this nuts and
some of the stuff we talk about each week on
this podcast, I can.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Tell you, I mean, just if it can get any.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Crazier, I think you know, but i'd say this week
we've got some pretty good, pretty good stories.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
You picked this week too, by the way, Oh.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
My god, I've been looking forward to this week because
there's some pretty good ones, I think.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah, And as always, it kind of it starts off.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
A little mild and it's just kind of like the
snowballs up.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (20:29):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Well, you've served enough time talking about how your your
lack of guilt because of your ugliness.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
But look, you kind of talked about red light therapy
for arthritis earlier and that worked as a perfect transition.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
So I guess you get a transition point today.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Okay, I'm going to get points out randomly, I guess,
and they don't matter, like whose line is it?

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Anyway, I don't know exactly. Yeah right, well, but look,
welcome to the podcast everyone. I'm Ponteguido.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
I hijack this hour and I pick out of the
of the stories that Eric minds every week.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
I pick out the gold nuggets and we follow him here.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
So, look, if red light therapy does not help your
your arthritis or rheumatism, then maybe tiger urine will. All right,
this leads us into the first story. There's a Chinese
zoo headline. Chinese zoo sells tiger urine for seven dollars,
claims it treats rheumatism. Now, look, seven dollars is basically

(21:34):
a cope. So I mean, this is not bad at
all if it works. A zoo in China that sparked
safety concerns after selling tiger urine claiming it could treat rheumatism.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
In my mind, I'm imagining like an Asian Charlie Sheen.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
That's yeah, well right, I'm just thinking, can't pee, That's
all I can think about.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
It's it is the worst smelling pee of all the
p that is out there.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
It is you know what, I just changed my can's
letter box tonight too.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
I just want you to know.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
That it's no goodness for sure. The visitor recently shared
on social media that the yan bifin Zia Wildlife Zoo
in Sichuan Province.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
This is in the southwestern China.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
They were selling a medical tiger urine from Siberian Tigers
for seven dollars a bottle, with each containing about two
hundred and fifty grams. Now online sources indicate that the
zoom is a world class tourist attraction and a model
unit for civilized tourism in China.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Now say what you will for that.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
I don't know, you know, model civilized tourism in China
very different than I've imagined.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
DC zoo was the worst I think I've ever seen
them on Live.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Well, right, Mikelso tells you what they would define the
civilized in China.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
That's true, drinking tiger year and obeying and I guess.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
The bottle claims the tiger urn has a good therapeutic
effect on conditions such as rheumatoid arthritis, sprains, and muscle pain.
It's recommended to mix the urine with white wine and
apply it to the affected area with ginger slices.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Oh zoo, I think that the ginger is like just
like a palette cleanser for the joints or something.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
The zoo also.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Suggests it could be taken orally, but warns to discontinue
use if any allergic reaction occurs.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
I don't know why that would happen.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
But when the Scenic Areas staff told Mainland media outlet
that the paper, the paper, I'm thinking about the paper Tiger,
the paper Tiger Urn, you know, the outlet, the me
out of the paper. They told me the urine is
collected from a basin after the tiger urinates. So already

(23:56):
I'm thinking collected from a basin. So like I'm imagining
like one of those like like I got like a
big sports stadium when they've got the urinal trough.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Oh yeah, right, I'm imagining the urinal tromp.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
It's the worst, the worst way that you thank.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
God, you know, like like at the county Fair. You
go to the County Fair and there's a urinal trough
for the men's room.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
Yeah, yeah, there's no privacy anywhere there. Oh yeah, it's
unclear whether the urine is disinfected before being sold.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
The staff said.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
The tiger urine sales are average, with a mental maximum
of two bottles sold per day. So I guess two
bottles a day is average. In my mind, I'm imagining
people are getting this because they maybe have an X.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
That they want to get back at or something.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
You're right.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
In twenty fourteen, the zero report they gave away Tiger
yearn is a prize the celebrity winners of an outdoor
reality show. An anonymous pharmacist, so, yeah, look, you win
a reality show and you get a seven dollars prize.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Apparently, Yeah, it can't be.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
An anonymous pharmacist told WHO by Provincial Traditional Chinese Medicine
Hospital in Central China, the tiger urine is not a
traditional medicine and has no proven medicinal effect.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
He told the New York Posts.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Exaggerating its value without evidence distorts traditional Chinese medicine and
harms tiger conservation. He also advised tourists to follow medical guidance,
warning that using unproven substances may worsen the condition. Another
traditional Chinese medicine practitioner question the zoo's qualifications to sell
medicinal products, noting that all medicines must be approved by

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government regulators. However, Zoo's staff insisted that they have a
business license to sell tiger urine. I just like to know,
like do they dehydrate the tigers at all to make
it concentrated or.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Well hydrated tiger urine?

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Or do they serve the tigers lots of coffee so
they can you know, get luck.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
You know, I've heard about special coffee beans that like, yeah,
amazons where cats eat them and then they poop them
out and then they collect that's right, the excreme beans.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
And yeah, that is correct, more correct.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
And also heard the coffee tastes like ship from someone
I know who's tried it.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
So I have actually read that story in a previous
episode or previous episode of the podcast here.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
And and frankly, if you're going to bathe in tiger pee,
you may as well eat, you know, cat poop coffee
or drink cat poop coffee.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
I don't know. And why the stuff like this always
come from China, It's.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Always a delicacy too, like.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
You the delicacy at the beginning of something that magical
changes everything.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
But do you put delicacy in quotes? Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Is this deep yogurt in my fridge at delicacy?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Well, yeah, that's true. I forgot about the sheep yogurt.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Present now, Goslar.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Brother.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Yeah, I told my wife that you're now going to
the store and buying sheep yogurt. And the look she
gave me was just priceless.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
It really was so.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Well, all right, so I guess we're all set up
now to bathe in garlic sauce from Papa John's. Now
that we've talked about cat pea and and and uh
and crap coffee and sheep yogurt.

Speaker 11 (27:38):
Look, I guess if you don't want to smell like
cat pee, you can smell good enough to eat. Okay,
if you spilled maybe a little garlic sauce all over you,
would you maybe consider that a very bad thing and
just want to take a shower immediately, or would it
be such a good thing that you just wouldn't want
to shower for like a whole week. All right, Well,
Papa John's things that maybe you would want to smell

(28:01):
like their delicious, buttery garlic sauce.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
So they went and created a limited edition bath bomb
to make it easier for you. So this would be
something I'm sure you could show your love to Missus
Poncho and prepare her a lovely, warm bath and drop
some garlic sauce in it for Unfortunately, though they're not
selling the stuff there, they actually had had a contest
where they awarded it to some select super fans who

(28:29):
share their love for the dipping.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Sauce on social media.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
So they want you go online you'd let them know
how badly you need to have that garlic bath. Kind
of a dumb yeah, kind of a dumb marketing stunt,
But I guess it's imperfect to.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Keep away all the vampires you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yeah, right, that's right.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
So, but I guess without this special garlic sauce bath bombs,
it would probably cost you about four hundred and seventy
five dollars to buy enough with.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
The sauce to bathe in it. So, but on bathing
in garlic butter bath bombs, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Would you like to sleep with Missus Poncho after she
had a lovely luxurious bath and butter bath.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Absolute.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Absolutely, I mean I would absolutely do it, though if
it would convince her to do it once, because I
wouldn't find it hilarious. It would be like it'd be
a willing sacrifice if I could convince her to get
in the bath with nothing think.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Of thinking about it?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Is this is more like an April Fools joke than
it is about something like this seriously, But honestly, I
would just gosh.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
I mean, I mean, like you knowing, you know, making
a nice bath for your wife, and in it she
gets in, you drop the bat ball after she gets in,
after she gets in.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, yep, exactly. I mean honestly, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (29:49):
I just.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
As as petite and and nice and polite as missus
Pancho is. I think maybe having her smelling like garlic
giving you the little finger would be like the best
oxymoron I could think of.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
My wife does not give the middle finger, unless it's
the AI version of my wife.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
That's right, That's what I'm saying exactly.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
That was the podcast of a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
It's and it's definitely worth It's a framer, it really is.
It's a frame it is it.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
It's cool, it's wild, how just so much alike it
looks in terms of all the finger does not look
like my wife, but which is what makes it so funny.
Oh man, yeah, I haven't like if if I want
any kind of Papa John's garlic sauce, I would rather just.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Have it delivered to me, of course. Yes.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
However, sometimes you know, when you order food, they sometimes
they delivered the wrong thing to you, which now get.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Your and it usually happens to my wife when you know,
you order something and she's the one that gets the
wrong order.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Oh not the same, it's the same, or or they
forget something or whatnot. What happens if you get a
delivery and what you end up delivering is the wrong baby.
This is wild. I cannot believe. I cannot believe this

(31:25):
is evenna happen.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
So yeah, either either this wife has some splaining to
do or or I see a very a big malpractice
suit coming up. Here's the twenty twenty five version of
a switched at birth story. All right, there's a thirty
eight year old woman named Christina Murray.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
She's suing a fertility.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
Clinic in Georgia after they implanted the wrong embryo, and
she gave me up to someone else's baby.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Gosh, yeah, could.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
You somebody calling Mauri Povich?

Speaker 5 (32:04):
I know this is this is literally wild. Wow, there's
so many, so many things are wrong about this is.
It's not natural, this is it might be controversial. I
don't I've got some ethical concerns alive you in general.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Yeah, this can happen. So she did.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
She used a donor to get pregnant in twenty twenty
three and gave birth that December. But she was ammediately
knew something was wrong because she's white and the kid
was black, and so you know, there's either a milk
man throwing in the mix or by really uh maybe

(32:44):
like some very important things.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Oh man.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
So she selected a donor with dirty blonde hair and
blue eyes, so she knew he wasn't black either, but
she took the baby home and cared for him anyway.
She bought an at home DNA test and got the
results a month later. The test confirmed she and the
boy weren't related. She told the clinic and they figured
out the embryo belonged to another couple who were clients,

(33:14):
so that couple had to sue Christina for custody, and
she gave the kid up voluntarily.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
He was about five months old by that point.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Christina's lawyers says the whole thing has been devastating. She
bonded with the kid, breastfed him, and took him to
all his doctor's appointments, but she hasn't seen him since.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
It's not clear how much he's suing for.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
The lawsuit says an excess of seventy five thousand dollars,
but a jury could decide she deserves a lot more
than that, and I would suggest that seventy five thousand is.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Chump change compared to Yeah, yeah, that's all. This is
a whole lot there's a whole lot of problem here.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
That's like nine months that you've had to you know,
keep that kid in the oven, and then you did
the bonding after the kid was born.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Oh, there's no there's some real emotional damage here, and
not just like not just to you, but to the child,
to the other family, let alone, just like what what
do they call it when you get like punitive damages,
like let alone piling damages.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
On top of that, right, So, yeah, I think seventy
five thousand dollars is a steal if they.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
Well, the Fertilly place put out a statement saying they
immediately did an in depth review and put additional safeguards
in place to make sure it never happens again.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Yeah, what those safeguards would be, That's what I want
to know.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
I yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
It used to be that when this happened, you know,
the spouse out to pretend.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
Like, no, everything's good, right, But now you know there's
more options available, right, like, honey, I think that you know,
things just got mixed up.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
And yeah, they to clear. I mean, the bottom line
is they fertilize the wrong egg.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
I can not believe this is This is like one
of the worst mistakes I think I've ever heard of
my life.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Okay, this is bad.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
It is it's it's yeah, insanely bad. So well, look,
if you're gonna have fertilized eggs, you may as well
eat them. That's what I'm gonna say.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Okay, man, you're sick. That's a good transition. That's really good.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yeah man, No, no, seriously, that this is I mean, look,
I don't know about you.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
I don't know how many eggs that you eat at
your house, but we eat a lot of eggs here,
and fortunately, thanks to some wonderful friends who have their
own chickens, we actually have got like six dozen eggs,
so we're probably richer than most people.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Right now.

Speaker 5 (35:54):
We actually just got a couple dozen eggs today from
a neighbor as well.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
So right.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
But but there's a family though that purchased fertilized chicken
eggs from Trader Joe's they sell fertilized eggs or Trader Joe's,
and brought them home. They incubated them, and they hatched them. Okay, Now,
according to the TikToker who goes by the name at
the California home, a case of a dozen fertile eggs

(36:19):
bought twenty four days prior from the market eventually hatched
after three weeks in an incubator. So now the family's
got eight little baby chicks. No egg shortage here right. Well, now,
that might raise some eyebrows to just go to buy
or eat fertilized eggs.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
From the grocery store.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Now, the vendor and the educational site Backyard Chicken Coops
says that look fertilized eggs are completely safe to consume.
There are no adverse effects from eating a fertilized egg,
nor is there any difference.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
In taste whatsoever.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Now, you can prepare and serve fertilized eggs just as
you would unfertilized ones. The fertilized eggs are just eggs
that are laid by hens that have been shall we say,
in contact with a rooster.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
I could say with a cock, but you.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Know what I mean. Okay, but that's implied though.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
But even if an egg.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Is successfully fertilized, it is refrigerated right away, so the
incubation process is halted. So the only way that you
could theoretically end up with a homegrown batch of chickens
is by carefully incubating them around one hundred degrees fahrenheit.
So I mean, look, if you get fertilized eggs at
Trader Joe's, you can either have them like eggs benedetta,

(37:37):
or you can have a chicken fried steak a little later.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
On in life.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
This is has me wondered because a lot of people
that go to Trader Joe's, and I said, I love
Trader Joe's.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
I think they're great. Yeah, can be a bit crunchy, you.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Know, and that's part that's part of what my wife
likes about it, like they don't use artificial dyes for things,
and that's right, she likes that. But also what happens
when you're vegetarian, Like I know some vegetarians that are
willing to eat eggs but not like other things. But
what like is there you know, is there an ethical
concern for like the vegetarian who eats a fertilized egg

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versus a non true?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
You know this is true, but I'm sure that's.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
The vegetarian would also say something different when it comes
to abortion and playing parenthood as well.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
So it does count when a chicken does it, but
not when you know.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
But so that's but like the other fella have, is
there is I think this might be a Filipino dish
or something where you have a fertilized egg but it's
got like an actual chick inside the way.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Oh well, no, you know what that no, no, no, no,
chicken falls out.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Yeah, I'm told it's a delicacy.

Speaker 12 (38:49):
And is it?

Speaker 4 (38:50):
No no, no, no, no, no no, no, totally you've
lost Look, I mean, Colonel Sanders would not touch the
chicken like that.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
I can tell you that, no way.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
But but we out of the word delicacy in front
of it.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Oh yeah, delicacy.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Yeah, so that's what I think, right, I don't know,
like there's gonna be this mental image.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
I can't remember the name of the dish, but.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
What you're talking about looking up what you're talking about
when you search it, you're gonna never want to eat
it even a regularly.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
You're your.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
Yeah, you're not necessarily eating an egg, eating a chicken
zygoat or something like that.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yeah, well, look I.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
That would look if you if you cracked an egg
and you got a partial chicken, don't do an egg.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Don't do it.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Yeah, that would definitely start That would start my morning.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
No, no, don't.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
Don't step up my transitions there back seat what do
they call it, back seat transition?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
A vaccine transitioner.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
I eat a lot of eggs to but my general
breakfast routine, I guess it is like is uh, my
wife makes a little fresh break make bread, right, she
homemakes almost like bread we eat.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
So I have like a couple of slices of her
homemade sour dough. I have a couple of eggs.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Oh yeah, my wife's making sour dough. Now this is great.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Look at that that's great.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
Yeah, yeah, and then I'll hey if she needs some
recipes stuff or yeah, my wife's got some recipe that
works really well for sandwich loads nice. But uh, with
all this, like basically it's like it's like toast with jam,
eggs and black coffee. That is like that is the
perfect breakfast for me every morning. And but if I

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crack over that egg and chicken falls out, that's a
bad for me.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Even even though Eric just trying to jump in and
my business here.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Great minds, think alike, that's all I can say.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
Every everyone, I can tell you the same thing until
my four year older, like I need you to listen
right away, all the way and with a happy heart
and start listening right away or all over. Well, look,
no matter what kind of morning that you've had, I

(41:31):
guarantee it's not as bad as this guy. We've got
someone who had a bad morning within within all of
this single minute, their alarm went off, a nine one
one call happened, and nudes percent of their friends.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
So try to top that, okay, And everyone.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Does have bad mornings, right, It's it's difficult to have
your worst morning within about one minute of waking up.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Uh, some guy.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
This is some guy who's going viral right now for
how this morning went from bad to horrific and sixty seconds.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
He said that he had a late night and he
needed to get up early, so he was exhausted with
his alarm went off at a end. I get it,
I've been there.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
Well, he fumbled with his phone trying to snooze the alarm,
and in the process he hit the power button five times,
which sets off an emergency SOS call on his Google pixel.
So his usual alarm turned into a blaring siren sound.
So already we're off to like, all right, that's not
such a great morning, not a great way to wake up. Well,

(42:30):
he said, I solve the notifications for calling nine one
one and stuff about setting location and whatever else to
emergency contacts. And I'm thinking, oh, no, emergency services are
going to come and my friends will get scared. So
he canceled everything, but then started getting texts from his friends.
They were saying he'd sent them photos and video.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
From his bed. Now that's what you should know.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
There's a feature on his phone that sends images when
an emergency is triggered.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
The problem was he was sleep being naked.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
So twelve emergency contacts were sent images of him nude,
including his junk.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
They got a censored photo with it that I checked out,
and it is I mean, you're looking at it's let's
just spread and there's a nice blurred into the middle there.
He thankfully was able to have a good sense of
humor about it.

Speaker 10 (43:26):
He said, I hope this gave everyone a good laugh
before sitting and hopefully they weren't laughing at his penis, right, uh,
he said, before anyone.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Gets all serious, Yes, I know, I can change s
OS settings on my phone. Nobody was upset or offended.
My embarrassment just gave everyone a jolly's starts to their day.
So they'll get a jolly start, he gets a horrific,
like you know, nightmare start, he said, or a fun
late night booty call, depending on their time zone.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
I guess right, and uh, I guess, I guess. There's
also some footage, video footage. He didn't actually share.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Any of the nudity though, but you probably don't want
to have it on your screen in a public place.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
So yeah, yes, yes, you check exactly then maybe you know,
maybe uh be my.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Yes, yeah, I'm sure that the twelve friends that got
that full blown, full frontal photo.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
Then your SS comes off and your phone immediately starts
thinking you're being murdered and starts snapping pictures and sending it.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
And you're just like you're accidentally sending pics to your
family and friends.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
That's that's just within one minute, one a week.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
Obviously, you don't even have to ever have taken nudes
on your phone for this to happen to you.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
No, absolutely to anybody.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
And then then you get you get the little question,
you know, you see these on like social media, you know, share.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
The first five pictures on your camera roll, you know,
and that that would not that would not be the
one to do, you know, I'll tell you.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
But look, I know it's like when you're you're getting
woken up out of you know, sound sleep, and you
know you've got total chaos going on. Who knows what happens,
you know, So I totally understand, and yeah, here's here's
a lesson to be learned. Always sleep in briefs just
in case, because you know, in case of an accident

(45:28):
that happens, right, So, but yeah, nothing like nothing like
getting a wake up call like that. But here's something though,
that folks are actually doing to try to wake up
their sagging face.

Speaker 10 (45:41):
To con the guy.

Speaker 13 (45:46):
Oh, yes, absolutely, absolutely so, so we got the this
is this is just we've we've had stories on her
before where you know, people have tried to fill out
various of their body and even break.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Their legs and extend their legs to make them taller,
all kinds of crazy stuff.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Well, we have millennial gen X and baby boomer men.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Now they are injecting their jawlines with this bone like
filler so they can get that chiseled face like you know,
the heart throb like Henry cavill or John Ham or
Matt Rye or Jacob LORDI.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
These services, I guess all the mewing hasn't been working
out for gen.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
I guess not. I guess not.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Well, these services now they cost less than maybe ten
grand in New York City. But one nurse practitionersaid, patients
want to look refreshed so they don't get weird looks
in meetings. Okay, an expert notes, men, let's say between
the ages of thirty and forty, which would be right
around the start of the age of my fine young
nephew in Jacksonville, Florida. They are at the ascent of

(46:53):
their careers, in the height of their income earning years,
and they're looking to enhance their masks and looks that
they had in the twenties. So about the time men
get into their forties and fifties and older, well, they're
not only trying to just stay competitive in the workforce,
but also try to make their outside look as good
or maybe as young as they feel on the inside.

(47:13):
So my question is how long is it going to
be before we start seeing poncho with a nice chisel jawline.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Oh well, no, the traditional way to take care of
this is in the manly way to take care of
it is to grow a beer.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
So well, of course, well, then you say that is
the accurate, inappropriate solution to this, now until the beer
starts going gray.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Right, Well, let's.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
Distinguished that you can dye hair if you're that desperate
for something, if you're willing to inject bone filler into
your jaw, then, but not dye your hair. Both of
them are artificial and fake. So don't say that you're
above it.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
The only thing when you inject like that, you've got
to keep injecting it. You know, it doesn't If you
could just inject it and leave it there and it
stays there forever, then it's fine. But you have to
probably kept to continually coming back and injecting.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
More in it later, don't you think?

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Right now, I've always had a baby face, like in
my twenties, and.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
I've had a beard for you know, for years at
this point, and of the years, like it's probably been
three or four years since my beard has been right,
maybe about three years since it's been longer than like
what I used to where it is you can't see
my jawline anymore. And so I'm kind of curious that
you know now that I've gotten older and stuff. Yeah,

(48:39):
because I've done things like like I'll do.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Three day fasting a few times.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Yeah too, just like like I guess what detox get
just like a whole body, like taking care.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Of it also just because like it gets you tough.
Like I think it's good to do hard, difficult.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Things because sacrifice, like a sacrifice, and and I think
like doing hard things, doing things that are tough and
painful and hurt, that that actually is I think where
happiness kind of comes from.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Okay, if you say.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
So, oh absolutely, man, doing difficult things it makes you happy.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Let me just tell you I didn't take down like
a bag of garbage tonight.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
That was so freaking heavy.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
I thought I was going to die for I could
get it down to the trash can. And I'm gonna
promise you I was doing some heavy things and I
was not happy.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
I just want you to.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
There is a difference between pleasure and happiness too, though,
Like pleasure is fleeting, right, but like happiness is like
you got a sense of accomplishment.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
There's a dopamine rush that you.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Get for doing difficult things too, I say, but like
I'm curious, like at this point, like you know, between
the fasting and like all the all the chin ups,
the push ups and things, and also just getting older,
I'm like, has my jawline changed at all slightly or not?

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Like you may have to shave that beer to find out.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
I probably would, and I probably shave it and find
out I've still got the baby bas there.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
So I'm gonna leave the leave the beard now and
I can. I can chisel whatever jawline I want with
my hair. Okay, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
If if injecting bone filler in your in your jaw
line is not what you're into, then maybe you can
inject botox into your bone.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Yeah, because I knew that's where you were going with that.
I totally knew where you're at.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Oh, because you can see the headlines there.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
Well, the thing is, I deliberate, I deliberately set that
story up ahead of this one, just so I could
give you that chance for your own transition like that.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
So it's a pretty natural transition, it is.

Speaker 12 (50:49):
It is.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
There's a new trended male surgical announcement, which is like
that is the opening line for so many stories.

Speaker 6 (50:57):
I feel like.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
A new trend in male surgical enhancement over stories are
and the best ones are non surgical enhancements, you know.
Yeh yeah, it's kind of penis filler. It's scrotum filler,
because that's what the ladies love filler.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Well, they like jaw filler and scrotum filler.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Okay, oh yeah, you're like, hey, ladies, I am ninety
percent man and uh ten various amounts of oh my.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
God, artificial.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Look, I I'll leave.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
It might be controversial, and it's like because it's not,
but yeah, all natural, man, it's it's better.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
I get want to make up on or something. But
when you don't look proportional or normal, it's it's not good.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
Like like lip injections. If you're a lady listening, they
do not look good. Don't do it like any you
don't it's rose. It looks like it makes you look weird.
If you've already got it, then I'm sorry it's too
late for you. If only you had a man in
your life who was willing to tell you the truth sooner.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
But ladies, maybe you can tell me.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Penis film scrotopiller based on the look my wife gave
me when I told her about that.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
I'm taking a note.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
The former I can kind of understand, but the latter,
I don't know. When you see a ball down there
and it's all balls is not really the big user.
But man Chris BusTime day the schedules time to talk
to his clients three or four times a day about
how they want their penis to look right, and like

(52:47):
I can imagine like how many different like I want
to know the right, like yeah, there's a bell curve,
you know, you can say a bunker that might look
generally like the head of.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
A penis and so, but like, what are on the
ends of that when.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
Someone's like, I want mine to look like, uh yeah,
like a little German soldier, a.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
German supman soldier, Like I want mine to be re restraighted.
What's what's the opposite of uncastrated? Yeah, recast I don't
even know. I don't know uncastrating. Can you uncastraight?

Speaker 1 (53:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Well, whatever it is.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
His his midtown Manhattan clinic Lushful Aesthetics, which I think
you should renamed the Lustful Aesthetics.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
There's plenty of what what Thisponte calls bread and.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Butter beauty services like facial fillers and chemical peels, which
I'm assuming the ladder you don't want on your dick
and balls, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
That would agree with that?

Speaker 5 (54:03):
Could you imagine, like the next story, it will be
someone accellently mixing up the you know, the filler with
the with the peeler.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
With appeals, right, and that's of course you're coming in
for an adult circumcision.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
I'm sure that there's gonna be someone out there who's
gonna hear that, like you chemical peel your penis, then
there it might grow back like you know, millimeters more
and they're like millimeters und up to you know, someimeters. Right,
someone will try and people are desperate to get every

(54:35):
every tiny increment they can out of the out of there.
Of course, the man there like, yeah, the true growth
of his business, you can say, the his business has
been erecting. Yes, it lies in the penis filler. Let's
be real about that. It's a guys are willing to
do some weird things to get length.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
That's what.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
That's that's not There's one thing I've learned about our
podcast that's that.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
And that and that they like to stick things in
there too, right.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
And the funny thing about it is and most things
and most of the research shows that it's more impressive
for the guy than it is for the girl.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Oh yeah, I feel like I feel like penis fielder
is definitely more for the guy than it is for
the girl.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Absolutely. And I've got a very beautiful life. And if
I could capture the look that she gave.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Me, you will you will never want to be tempted
to get your penis field anymore.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
You're one of those weirdos that are shoving.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
A USD Corde up there or something that's a story
from likee or four years ago.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
It's still one of the best stories we've ever read.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
That that X ray photo has never left my mind.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
I can I don't have photographic memory, but I can
see til of that unfortunately.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
Right, Yeah, what sixteen centimeters of a USB court ship
the manhood?

Speaker 5 (56:06):
Yes right, I'm look only like less than a core
of the way through here and I got it, all right,
all right, enough stories, Okay. In twenty twenty four, the
procedure amounted are accounted for over forty percent of lush full,
aescitics three million dollar revenue.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
So right, So at this point you're a penis filler
company that does a few things on the side.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Now they're not alone.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Interest in penis enlargement has been booming. I feel like
it's been a forever male pastime from from.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
You know, Waites For me this podcast again, I feel
like I'm an expert at this point.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
And in these things.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
Multiple cosmetic surgeons sold are the penis filler is now
their most popular procedure.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Doctor David Schaeffer, this has been wondering, like is there
just a bunch of people with small dicks out there?
Or is there much or is this one of those
things that, like, you know, it's never enough, like you
always need more.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Like, well, if you've got a micro penis, this might
be for you.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Yeah, yes, you could get it filled, so it could
be a regular I don't know.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
Look, he now dedicates an entire well, I'm sorry I
skipped him there. It's the most popular thing that doctor Shafer.
David Shaffer, a plastic surgeon in New York, told GQ
into two and three that his penis filler clients have
grown from one or two a week to four or
five a day. Yeah, that's a lot of growth, which

(57:42):
is exactly what whose guys are looking for. He dedicates
an entire floor of his clinics strictly to penis filler services.
His old business insider he does about three penis fillers
a day. His clients, typically professional men in their thirties, forties,
and fifties, pick from a menu of highly specific or
patented enhancement procedures, which I find.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Funny, Like would you what are you in today? YEA, yeah,
so I think I like the penis fills? Oh yes,
so what kind of take the number three? Please?

Speaker 4 (58:15):
How do you know if your penis filler has not
been patented by somebody else's penis.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Filler, Well, I want one that's completely unique to just meet.

Speaker 12 (58:25):
Right.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
They can actually walk in the can imagine it's like
you look over like like you got a restaurant, because
when they pull on a menu, this is what I'm thinking.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Right, So you walk into this penis filar place like
a restaurant, and you look over and you're like, man,
you look at the menu like it all sounds so good?

Speaker 2 (58:43):
What do I get?

Speaker 3 (58:44):
And you look over, you know, your shoulder. You look
at the next guy on the other side. You're like, oh,
what that guy's getting looks really good. And you're like, hey, doc,
can I have what that guy's getting on?

Speaker 1 (58:55):
I want to number three. I want a number three meal.

Speaker 5 (58:58):
I want that guy's getting over there. That's it's the
I'm imagining it goes down. I'm I'm sure it's exactly
like this. They so uh patented enhancement procedures from a menu.
They can get a thicker girth, also known as a
girth enhancement, a larger scrotum also known as a scrow field,

(59:22):
or who wants who wants?

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Who?

Speaker 5 (59:25):
Goes from the scrow to them, like if you're gonna
put money down on this, you're like, no, no, no,
it's yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Or to just be more of a shower or more
of a shower, gosh, or if you just want to
be more of a shower than a grower.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
That it's called a show talks, which uses botox to
relax muscles of the pienus and retain more blood when flaccid.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
So so this is really just be like, oh, yeah, no,
I just want to like I want to be not erect,
but look like I'm larger. Right, It's uh, it's all
vanity if he ask me.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
Besponte described three main categories of male enhancement clients.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
They are sex workers, well, yes, that makes sense, you
know that makes sense, right, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
There are young professionals or man in the thirties and
forties who hold jobs and more creative fields like marketing.
I don't know why people in marketing need to have,
you know, a little bit more bravado like that. But
the rest, roughly half of the clients are just high
power money makers finance and real.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Estate men in their forties and fifties.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
They want to shake their money maker that's what they
want to do.

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
Well, yeah, yeah, you got real estate man who want
a little bit more real estate.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Semonte is that he's had clients asking them while he
was injecting them if this is the most filler he'd
ever used. Like, so this makes me like, do you
like get off on this?

Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
You're like, I'm imagining they're like, you know other things.
You know, this is the most fool you've ever used.
Can you call me a dirty boy, call me a
dirty man while you fill my peniss Yeah? Well, when
Besmonte said that he's gone higher, they'd asked him to

(01:01:19):
make that number on the spot right there. Which this
seems like it's like a totally different issue, right, This
is not an issue of like size is this is
something psychological going on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Oh you mean there's somebody here that's had more than
I've had? Well, then match it, right.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
You know, some clients have ended up with penises over
seven and a half inches in circumference greater greater than
their length.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
Yeah, So have you ever basically, you know, gone to
your wife and been like, hey, do you want to
feel like you're having a baby tonight?

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Right, we'll nick nate. The study study.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
I was the nickname, I'm tuna can about what is that?
What is the what's the tunic can? It's like, uh,
I can't remember what you know, the one that's everywhere.
We're gonna buy a can of like fish.

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
Oh, Starkist, Starkist, That's exactly it. Yeh, Starkist, I forget
nickname Starkist. My god about his new clients come in
for revisions, so much so that he officially added it
as a service. One client came to Pismonte after getting

(01:02:43):
penis filler at clinics in California and Texas, and his
last appointment is penis ended up so bruised it was black,
which which you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Know, I've heard the rumor. I guess the rumor is true.
You know. Well, anyway, I'm gonna move on from that.
If you uh, you get it, you get it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
He didn't have sex for a year, apparently, so it
wasn't worth it for this guy, probably as long as
he's walking around with a with with with starkus this
monthay uh fixed it by the first dissolving all the
filler and reinjecting him.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
I imagine that.

Speaker 14 (01:03:20):
You know, he has also like work to fill arout,
like squeezing to a tube.

Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
I'm kind of basing, like a naked gun movie, like
worth of like like physical comedy going through my head.
The healing process often evolves some swelling and light bruising,
but but should never involve severe pain, nor should bruises
be nearly black.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
He said, hmm, once saw this kind of surgery, this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
I guess, well, some old guys let them hang down
to their knees, but mine are like too tiny sugar
snapped peas.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
I wanna make them bigger. I'll give my doctor a
call with some dinner and some botox. I won't look
like a ken dog.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
I want big balls, like my grandpa luge en big balls.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Mine are too small to carry my balls? Are you?

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Are you holl They'll broll me the biggest.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Balls on the ball.

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
The whole thing I'm thinking about the whole time with
the story is this guy. I mean, what does this
say he's doing?

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
He went from doing what one to two a week
to four or five in a day. This guy's handling
a lot of penises, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Oh, he absolutely is. And this makes you wonder, like
how many how many real? Uh tricks are there out there, So.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
I wonder what penis filler of the future would be.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Oh, man, it'd be like nanobots.

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
And then you can basically decide, like in the moments,
if you want girth or length or both, and they'll
take the.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Formal Yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
But the funny thing is that the when you survey
the women, they really don't about the size.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
That's the that's the funny part about it. It seems
like the size is always more important about it. With
the guys, it's like bragging rights.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Well, apparently the balls are more more important than.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
I really apparently, So I've.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Heard about proverbial balls, but I didn't know that they
were literal when they said that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
You know, man, I mean, you don't need them knocking
your knees, you know, I mean, that's real. I mean,
that would be a wonderful Valentine's Take gift. I guess right,
Oh honey, I'm giving you a scrotum enhancement for.

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
Valentine's I get, I guess letting your wife choose at least,
let's let's uh, she really values and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
If you if you've clicked the links on on that
on some of the stories.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
But there is a site out there that there's actually
pictures you can go through and see.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
You know, some of the the some of the work
that's been done.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
So open up a nice full color catalog and say, here, honey,
pick the penis that you would like for me to
have and we'll get it done for you.

Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:06:39):
I all I know is if it's if it's like
work and like art that's being done.

Speaker 5 (01:06:44):
I want to make sure that I get a doctor
like I want to Leonard Vinci kind of Penis Spiller doctor,
not not the Picasso times.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
I say, well, I can't say I blame you on
that one, that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Well, speaking of Valentine, and say, I think this is
kind of interesting, we have some we have an ask
Poncho a question here about Valentine's Day. And the funny
thing about this is this is sort of interesting because
my son literally got married the day after Valentine's Day
for this very reason.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
I know you're going to bring the headline for the
title of it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
Okay, the you know, the one who is Valentine's Day
just a hallmark holiday. So what this goes is my
son would always take his girlfriend and uh and and
then his fiancee and would go to the candy store
the day after Valentine's Day and then they would buy
each other the Valentine's A candy the day after because
it was so much cheaper.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
So, so, are you against Valentine's Se or are you
just cheap at that point?

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Well, yeah, that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
So but this is what this person is writing, wanting
to find out your particular sage advice on this. They say,
Dear Poncho, everybody's mad at me because I did not
get my wife a gift for Valentine's Day. Now I've
been with her for twenty three years, I don't believe
even Valentine'sdy because I think it's a hallmark holiday about commercialism.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
This could be written by my son.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
Every month for the past twenty three years, I've tried
to do something special for my wife. I started doing
something some special things for her when we first started
dating in high school. I dislike Valentine's Day because I
don't think you should only do something nice for your
partner one day out of the whole year. I think
you should try to do nice things for your partner
at least once a month, like I do that's why

(01:08:25):
I didn't get her a gift. Nobody seems to understand this,
So am I wrong for not getting her a gift?
I mean, is Valentine's Day just a Hallmark holiday?

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
Well, you know, you could have chosen to get that
nice thing for your partner on for the month of
February on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
You can kind of check both boxes and be good
either way.

Speaker 5 (01:08:49):
Well, I think that sometimes people that get too like
a commercial holiday, like you could get a little bit
too pretentious about it for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
For reality, Valentine's Day.

Speaker 5 (01:09:02):
Is whatever you make it to be. It doesn't really matter.
People overthink it in both both departments.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
They are like commercial or like, oh it's super bored,
you don't care, like know yourself, know your partner, and right.

Speaker 5 (01:09:16):
I think that if you if you know those things,
then you'll be able to very easily pick out whether
they value it or not, whether.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
They care or not.

Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
Obviously, you should be doing nice things throughout the year.
You don't do it just like like my wife and
I celebrate our anniversary once a year and we do
something special there that this movie. I don't do special
things all throughout the year either. It's just a day
to kind of like have fun with there. But if
you're super against it, your partner super against it, then great,
you're on.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
The same page about it. It doesn't matter. So it
is whatever you make it to be. The interesting thing,
like with.

Speaker 5 (01:09:48):
Valentine's Day, my understanding is Satan Valentine.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
He existed back in like what ancient Rome or something
of that is is a bad way something like that,
way back in Rome. And and he.

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
Basically, like the king of Rome at the time, was like,
I don't want people to get married because if you
get married.

Speaker 15 (01:10:13):
Then you don't want to join the military and go
off and fight my wars.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
So he's like married. So so it's it's like the
original plot of Footloose, and.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
And Valentine was Kevin Bacon and yeah, right, so he's
out there like marrying.

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
All the people like you do, screw you. I'm gonna
marry these people.

Speaker 5 (01:10:33):
I'm gonna dance anyways, uh in this barn and uh
even if it is against the law, and you know,
and that's basically so, so Valentine's Day is just footloose.

Speaker 15 (01:10:43):
But but the original Footloose that's my take.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
Okay, all right, So my feeling is this. I mean,
he's asking you, and he's thinking, is he wrong for
not getting her a gift? I think he's asking the
wrong person. He should be asking his one.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
That's a good point. That's a good point. I find
it's only when people ask, like they go to like
like online or ask Plancho for questions about their spouse.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
I don't know your wife.

Speaker 15 (01:11:12):
I don't know, I don't know your husband.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Yeah, I'm thinking, like, if you're.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Better than anybody, why are you. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
I mean, if his wife is okay that she didn't
get a gifted, screw everybody else.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
I don't care what they say, you know, go scratch
as far as I'm concerned.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
You know, man, you guy's been married twenty three years
and he's more concerned about his about his friends being
upset about not buying something for his wife on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
I mean, if his wife is upset, that might be
a different story.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
But oh yeah, well in twenty three years, I mean
that's a really long time. Like I've only been married
for like coming up on the eight and uh yeah,
and I've got this thing, damn pat, So I don't
know what you've been doing wrong for the last twenty
three years.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
But yeah, really, all right, Well I've got another ask Plancho.
They say, Hell, I was told I look I looked
better without makeup? Should I be pissed? That's interesting? I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Kind of she may she may do better in the courtroom,
that is true.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
Yeah, like you do you want to be right or wrong?

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
Do you do you want to be guilty? Or do
you want to be pretty? That's that's the question, right,
that's a good point. I did ask my wife on this.
I didn't read everything there, but I just read the
title there. This is gare opinion because I felt that
this needed a little bit of the ladies touch. Okay,
they say, dear Poncho, I need your advice. Recently, someone
told me you look so much better without makeup. I

(01:12:37):
can't decide if I should feel flattered or offended. This
whole thing has me thinking about beauty standards, self expression,
and compliments that might not really be compliments.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
With Pamela Anderson ditching makeup.

Speaker 15 (01:12:49):
And getting rave reviews, it seems like natural beauty is
the new trend.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Should I be offended or flattered? Hmmm?

Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
Yeah, it's a compliment, right, and not everyone looks good
without makeup, and so like taking to my wife take it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
She's like, well, that's a compliment.

Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
And I was like, well, well, you know, she said
that you look good without makeup, and I'm like, no,
that wasn't the question. They said the same, they said
you looked better with them. She's like, oh, okay, well
that's still good. And and in her point was like
maybe she's really bad at her doing her makeup, which
I liked about, but yeah, you don't want to go
out looking like a like a toola or something like

(01:13:29):
a tonga or yeah, just my wife.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
She went to a wedding.

Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
Gosh, this was like probably like five years ago or something,
maybe more, and she was one of the bridesmaids, and
so they all did their makeup. They had someone do
their makeup to make it all you know, cohesive, they say,
But but like the the only of the bridesmaids, the only,
the only they're all white, with the exception of my

(01:13:57):
wife and her friend whose my wife is in Mexican
my inner Frans Puerto Rican, so both Hispanic and and
the makeup with somebody by very obvious white women.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
Who do not know how to do make up for
anyone else, Yes, not all. So my wife comes home
and like literally my.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
Dog's barking at her because he does not know my gosh,
my wife because she looks that different. And like my
mom comes home, she's like, I feel like I look
like a prostitute.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Or something like.

Speaker 5 (01:14:26):
So, so she comes home up to be like, she's like,
I paid this far some money and she was so
bad that she paid this person. So she came home
and like took off the fake eyelashes because like her
eyelashes are, She's got plenty of eyelashes.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
And like she re does basically her she fixes it
basically to make her look right and better. And and
so like you know, I mean, when she came home.

Speaker 5 (01:14:50):
I'd be like, yeah, you know what, I'd rather you
without makeup than looking like a basic white Yeah you know, right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
Well, so so let me ask you, then, do you
think some and this is strictly from a guy's perspective,
do you think some girls need more makeup than others?

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
I think so, from an honest opinion, I think that
it does enhance, especially for some ladies. Right, And and
I won't lie, Like my wife, she looks great with
makeup on. She looks great without it too, But it
does like she does a good job with it. It
looks very nice, she feels better and more confident. I'm
sure that plays a big role in it too. But
I've met people as well who look great without any

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makeup or very minimal too, So it really just kind
of depends. Ultimately, I wouldn't care my wife was like,
I'm not gonna make it anymore, then I wouldn't be.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Any less attracted to her, and I wouldn't really care exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
I feel like, oh we could finally save money and
all that night like expensive bacon.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
Well sure, I mean, I mean my wife, she doesn't
wear a lot of makeup. She doesn't really like it,
but honestly, I mean it's sort of like what you're
used to. And I mean when she does put makeup on,
it's very minimal. I mean, it's just just enough to
just make a few highlights, and I mean you can
notice it, but it's not a dramatic difference. I mean, really,

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there's some women I've known, I've worked with, some coworkers
and other people when they come in without any makeup on.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
They didn't even look like the same person. So I'm like, Okay,
now I can say, yeah, you probably look better with makeup. Yeah,
I mean, that's it.

Speaker 15 (01:16:27):
All I know is I would all of these things
everyone has issues with.

Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
There's those relationship advice and I feel like I feel
like sometimes I'm not even qualified for because my well, yeah,
it's so easy with these things.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
Well, I'm just going to say one thing, and it's
one of my favorite sayings. You can put lipstick on
a pig, but it's still a pig.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:16:48):
So at least underneath all that non makeup or makeup
whatever you're I guess not a pig.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
Which is that's probably a good thing.

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
That But no matter what I do to try to
dress up the insane games, they're still insane games.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
Yeah, that's the take under there, for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
A mantle Man.

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Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Well, what do you want to pick out on for the.

Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
First thing on the sane game?

Speaker 5 (01:18:36):
Well, you talk about that, I guess I'll pick out
on some steak, but no on any gay bars.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
No gay bars. You want the steak? All right? We've
got steakhouse or a gay bar. We got a couple
of businesses here, either a steakhouse or a gay bar.
You tell me if you think this could be a
steakhouse or a gay bar based upon the name and
where they're located.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
So your first business it is actually up in Christmas, Michigan,
little ta called Christmas, Michigan.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
It is called Foggies.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
Foggies. I'm gonna say Foggies is a steakhouse.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
If you little Foggy.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
If they're in Christmas, Michigan, yes, it is a steakhouse,
all right. Well, another uh city in the Midwest, I
guess Indianapolis, Indiana.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
This particular business is called Firebirds.

Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
Firebirds. I'm gonna say Firebirds is another.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
Oh gosh?

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
So maybe question myself. I'm going to say another steakhouse.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
It could be the way I'm telling you.

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
You know firebirds and you know, but in this case,
it happens to be a steakhouse.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
You you got the right lean on that one. Okay.
How about this one called north Star in Topeka, Kansas.

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
North Star, I'm gonna say north Star is a I'm
gonna say this our stands for something else. It's a
shape or something. I think it's a oh my oh god.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Maybe it's got some penis fillers in it? Is that
what you're saying?

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
Thinking more like it's a the starfish in your boxers
or something.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
I say, Well, it turns out it's a steak house.
So all right.

Speaker 4 (01:20:22):
Here's one though. In Salt Lake City, Utah. It's called
the Sun Trap.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
The Sun Trap. I'm gonna say, the sun Trap, and trap.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
Is spelled with two p's.

Speaker 12 (01:20:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:20:33):
Well so it's got pepee in it, so pe Trap
is definitely a gay bar, the sun.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
The sun Trapped. Yes, it is a gay bar. That's
exactly right. All right. And here's what that I think
is a very clever name in a business. In Ames, Iowa,
it's called big Wigs.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
Big Wigs.

Speaker 5 (01:20:56):
I'm gonna say, big Wigs is a I'm gonna say
it's a steakhouse.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
I'm not even sure where wigs coming to play for
steakhouses or gay bars, but it's actually a gay bar,
believe it or not.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
So all right, Well, you did what best three out
of five on that? That's not too bad, all right?
What do you feel like moving on to next?

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
I'm going to say porn star Weatherman.

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
We'll go with the porn star or whether we've got
entertainers here, that have got some very interesting names. You
have to determine whether the name is a porn star
or it's a weatherman. You're first, I love this first
name of this entertainer, Cliff Mass.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Cliff Mass. I'm going to say, Cliff Mass.

Speaker 5 (01:21:47):
I think this is a guy that got peens fillers massive.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
I knew you were going to say that. I just
for some reason I wasn't gonna say anything more. But
you You've filled it in. You filled it in very well. Yes,
Cliff Mass is a weatherman in Washington. So we're talking
about a weather mass, not a massive penis all right? Okay,
all right. Your next entertainer is TG shuck TG shuck.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
I'm gonna say, uh, TG shuck is a weatherman.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
Do most weathermans just have initials, you know, like that?
I think some of them. Yeah, yes, he is a
weatherman in Kentucky. That is right, all right. Your next
entertainer is Dan Zero.

Speaker 3 (01:22:44):
Dan Zero.

Speaker 5 (01:22:45):
I'm gonna say Dan zero is with a name like Dan.
I think Dan is definitely a porn star name.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Oh, a nice, good, strong porn star name. Dan zero
is a weatherman in New Jersey weatherman this week.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
Yeah, I tell you well and then if this is
the case, then how about Rob Piper.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
Rob Piper.

Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
I'm gonna say Rob, I think he's I think he's
robbing is a woman's virginity?

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
Oh yeah, he's a pied piper too, you might say, yes, indeed,
he's a porn star.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Indeed. All right, and your last one.

Speaker 15 (01:23:21):
I'm surprised you didn't make a laying down the piper joke.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
So well, yeah, that's true, he's laid down the pipe.
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
Well, how about this guy, this particular entertainer is uh,
Carlo Carrera.

Speaker 5 (01:23:36):
Carlo Carrera, I think is he's a porn star even
with the name spelled with ks.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
Yes, yes, yes, more even more so?

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Right, yes, he would be a porn star Kylo Carera. Alright,
So again, basically, what three out of five on that one?

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Think?

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
Yeah, so that we're still meanking. So what do you
want to move on to next? We've got strip club er,
daycare or golf course or rehab.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
Man, I guess golf course or rehab.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
All right, let's see if we can keep up the pace,
maybe improve a little bit here.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
We've got some businesses here.

Speaker 4 (01:24:13):
You decide based upon the name of location, what you
think could describe either a golf course or a rehab.
Your first business is in Fayetteville, West Virginia called Bridge Haven.

Speaker 15 (01:24:25):
Bridge Haven. I think Bridge Haven is going to be
a golf course.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
A nice, peaceful place to play golf. Nice. It is
a golf course. That is correct that you know what?
That easy could have been a rehab too. I mean,
just with the fact that it's a bridge and a haven.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
I don't know, but that you know that was good.
Your next business in Wyoming, Rhode Island. Interesting place where
you have two states. So in Wyoming Rhode Island, this
business is called the Providence.

Speaker 5 (01:24:55):
The Providence, I'm gonna say the Providence is I'm gonna
say it's a rehab.

Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
A rehab going to half, so you U say provincial whatever,
all right, yes, okay, all right, I see it would
be a rehab.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
That is good. Two attitudes so far. How about this one.

Speaker 4 (01:25:16):
This is an interesting name. It's called Cherry Blossom in Georgetown, Kentucky.

Speaker 15 (01:25:22):
I think Cherry Blossom is another golf course.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
An interesting name for a golf course. It is a
golf course that is correct, all right? Three?

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
Three?

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Going for maybe four or four.

Speaker 4 (01:25:33):
Here's a business located in Scottsdale, Arizona. It's called Pinnacle Peak.

Speaker 15 (01:25:39):
Pinnacle Peak, I think is another golf course reach.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
You're going to go for a peak in in your
in your drive or something, right, But it's a rehab.
You're hoping to drive for that pinnacle. You want to
emerge out of rehab on a pinnacle. All right?

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
How about this one in Salem, Virginia. This is called
Mount Regis.

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
Mount Regis, I think Mount Regis is. I'm gonna say rehab.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
Ooh nice, nice, very good. It is a rehab four
out of five on that one, so very good. So
a bit of an improvement on there. How about we
go to strip club or daycare.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
We've got some businesses here.

Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
You see, if you can distinguish which one you're going
to go to strip club or a daycare. Our first
one will be in Jackson, Mississippi. You're going to pull
up to a business called Little D's.

Speaker 16 (01:26:34):
Little D's, Little d And this is like a strip
club or daycare, strip club or a daycare?

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
Little D's. Is it?

Speaker 16 (01:26:43):
Is it dee apostrophe s? It's just d apostrophe s
Little d strip Club?

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
Yeah? Is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
Well, maybe they need to get some penis filler. If
we're going to do that there, You know what I'm saying,
It is a strip club.

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
You don't want to go in the Little D's with
a little d you know what I'm saying. So it
won't be little and when you come out, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Right all right?

Speaker 4 (01:27:12):
So your next business, this one's called Little Wildcats in
Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
Little little Wildcats, Little Wildcats. I'm gonna say, this is
a daycare with a little So.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
Little wildcats grow up and go to the Little D's.
That what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:27:32):
I get, Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Yeah, that's good. It is a daycare.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
Very good. All right.

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
Your next business in Macon, Georgia, Sandy Sandbox.

Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
Sandy Sandbox. I'm gonna say that is a daycare playing
in the sandbox.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
It's a daycare, correct, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
Next, here's a business called Paper Doll in Charlotte, North Carolina.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
Paper Doll, Paper Doll is. It's gonna be a strip club.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Boy, it could really go either way, you know, frankly,
but it's a strip club. Yeah, you're gonna get.

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
Some origami boobies, said paper Doll.

Speaker 4 (01:28:17):
Yeah, right there, you go and last, but not least,
from Greenville, South Carolina.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
This one is called Bumblebee.

Speaker 16 (01:28:25):
Bumblebee, Bumblebee. That's definitely a daycare that's safe enough to.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
Be a daycare. Yeah, all right, I did very well
on that one right there. So on the up and up.
So we now go to the one.

Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
You are the expert on our fake news for Florida,
where I give you some headlines and you tell me
whether the headlines are totally fake or they really happened
in the state of Florida. Your first headline, a holiday
man had his monkey taken.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Away after the two of them were busted for driving
a stolen car.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
That is monkey take Is this ace Ventura?

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
That's good? I thought about that.

Speaker 5 (01:29:04):
Okay, well, I think it's a fake news because it's
basically ace Ventura and Acedura was investigating the Miami Dolphins
dolphin being stolen, he was in Florida.

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
It's basically this is no. I think it's a fake news.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
Would you believe it is a true story? Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
So.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
I don't know where holiday is. Holiday must be in
South Florida front I guess.

Speaker 4 (01:29:30):
So, yeah, that is monkey taken away because the two
of them were busted for driving a stolen car.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
Wow, that that's pretty that's pretty amazing, all right, your
next headline.

Speaker 4 (01:29:40):
A Tallahassee police said a house cat started a fire
by spilling a glass of.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
Whiskey onto a gas stove.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
A house can. I'm gonna say that, well, a fire.

Speaker 15 (01:29:52):
I don't think whiskey is a he en of alcohol
content to really burn a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
I'm gonna say fake news.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
That would be cool white. That'd be pretty high test whiskey.
That's for sure. It is fake news completely.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
Besides that, I mean, I'd be more inclined to think
the cat would probably drink some of the whiskey and
get drunk and then catch on fire after fall into
the gas.

Speaker 5 (01:30:13):
So anytime I ever pour a glass of like whisker
there that I hold up to the cat, she she
pulls her no's back and oh right, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
Well maybe she doesn't like your brand of whiskey. I mean,
she just may prefer the sweeter, nice kind that I like.
So you know you like that sub it tastes like
burnt rubber.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
I do, yes, all right, your next headline. A hospital
security guard was fired for uploading his farts to Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
Uh, that's Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
It is a true story, that is right. Man.

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
Apparently must be a slow night there on the security
guard beat there. Man, all right, your next headline, and
Orlando Weatherman was fired for telling viewers that quote the
temperature would dip below fifty degrees for the third fing
day in a row.

Speaker 3 (01:31:07):
I am going to say fake news that that would be.

Speaker 4 (01:31:12):
He must have been really upset to be saying like that.
Kid's a fake news headline. That is correct, all right.
Last one, police in Niceville say a naked man started
a house fire while drunkenly baking cookies on his George
Foreman grill.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
This is a good episode of the Office, but it
is Florida baking.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
I didn't know you could bake cookies on your George
Foreman grill. But it's Florida, that's right. So that would
have been quite the story to see, that's for sure. Well,
we got some great stories coming from next week. I've
got some. I've got as many as I can get.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
I'm gonna have to now start eliminating the less stupid
ones if I get any more stupid ones, because I've
gotten that many.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
Okay, so here's a little of some things that you
may get to pick from next week.

Speaker 4 (01:32:05):
All right, we have an airline pilot bitten in the
middle of the flight by a tarantula like spider.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
Oh gosh, okay, that would be my.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
Worst possible nightmare. That's true, all right. And then another
story here.

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
This is the dumbest TikTok trend yet. All right, people
are videoing dropping things that are heavier and heavier on
your foot.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
To see if you can withstand it. All right, this, yeah,
I guess I don't know, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
And here we have a story well that just well,
it's taking place actually this weekend that the podcast drops
the Florida Man Games. I can't believe that you didn't
make plans to go to the Florida Man Games right
there in the Saint John's County Fairgrounds.

Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
Oh I know, Yeah, I mean that's actually really close.

Speaker 4 (01:32:58):
Yeah, I mean, I would have thought for sure you'd
have been over there at he's taking a peek in.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
But we'll talk a little bit about the Florida Man Games.
They've got.

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
Let's see some of the things they're gonna be doing
this coming Saturday, when the podcast drops Evading Arrest Obstacle
Course to Florida Sumo, cage Match, Weaponized Pool, Noodle mud Duel, Hurricane,
Party Prep, Grocery Aisle Brawl, the Gator Throw, and Fight
Fight Night, Pro Wrestling State of Emergency.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
So that's some of the Yeah, so this is what
you would be missing if you missed out on the
Florida Games twenty twenty five. So give you a little
bit of the of what's going on there.

Speaker 4 (01:33:39):
And then you may have seen this in the news,
but this is your tax dollars at work. The NSA
transgender sex chat room had been uncovered.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
You heard about that.

Speaker 16 (01:33:51):
Oh yeah, of course that they're all fired now, I
think right, Yeah, about one hundred employees got fired.

Speaker 4 (01:33:57):
They were talking about estrogen injections and getting zapped in
the butt and all kinds of bizarre stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
So yeah, that made it into the next week's headlines.
And I think this is pretty crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
Bride's sister in law destroys a twelve hundred dollars wedding
cake trying to be funny and will not reimburse or
apologize for the incident.

Speaker 1 (01:34:18):
So another great wedding story, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:34:24):
Oh yeah, and then folks in Pueblo, Colorado is trying
to solve homelessness.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
They've passed a new law where they have banned sitting
or lying down. Right, okay, yeah, yeah, so you can't
sit or lie down in Pueblo, Colorado. All right, Well,
and you may have heard this too. Okay, we'll talk
about this.

Speaker 4 (01:34:46):
But the Eagles coach Nick Sirianni describes a revived movement
to ban the tush push as a little insulting.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
The push.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
You know what the toush push is, right, Well, I'm
afraid to ask now.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Well, the Eagles have started it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:04):
It's like you give you you can push somebody on
the butt and it ends up giving him a first
down sometimes.

Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
Well Nick serry.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
Very different.

Speaker 4 (01:35:18):
Well, but Nick Serry and he thinks this, this this band,
the move to try to ban it has been insulting.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
He doesn't like it. Okay, So and I love this.
Father said that his daughter's.

Speaker 5 (01:35:30):
Name nothing more insulting than putting your hands in another
man's butt.

Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
That's right, absolutely, Well, this one's a great you know
the last time we had this mix up of the baby,
you know, being born to the wrong mother. Here we
have a father says his daughter's name was incorrectly listed
on the birth certificate as Una Kite thirteen Hotel.

Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
I'll take that over over the.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah. And the problem is he
can't get the name change. That's the problem. It's just crazy. No,
but but you'll find out next week if you decide
to pick this. All right, yeah, all right. Another one
that you may have seen her, this one too. Let's
see this.

Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
I'm not sure where this took place at, but anyway, Uh,
there's a woman who is caught peeing on Keenwa at
a grocery store for her only fans page.

Speaker 1 (01:36:30):
She didn't know what she's peeing on Queenwa.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
Oh my gosh, that's nasty.

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
Yeah, it's all for her only fans page.

Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
That's all right, white Quenelaw. I mean, I don't know,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:36:43):
This one is just downright creepy. There was a couple
who was on a flight. It was I think it
was Cutter Airlines. They were forced to have to sit
next to a dead body on a flight.

Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
Oh my gosh. Yeah, I mean, I should be funny,
but that is funny.

Speaker 5 (01:37:00):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
It's pretty mccop.

Speaker 4 (01:37:02):
And then there's the thirty five year old Florida man
arrested for odd behavior with a chucky doll. Oh no,
all right, and then then you're gonna love that not
even child's all right, you're gonna love this story. But

(01:37:23):
I'm not even I'm gonna save the punchline for when
you pick it. But there's a New Jersey woman accused
of running a brothel. And let's just say her name
is very fitting. Okay, that's all that is all gonna say,
because you'll find out.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
You'll find out the name of the woman at the
end of the story.

Speaker 4 (01:37:43):
And trust me, when you read it, you're going to
crack up laughing. It's it's it's fantastic, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
So yeah, I saw this today. I thought this is
just absolutely fantastic. All right.

Speaker 4 (01:37:54):
And here's one where a man called off his wedding
because his fiance electrocuted him in the stomach as part
of the childbirth pain test.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
Okay, but he died.

Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
Yeah no, he didn't die, but he practically felt like
he did.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
Okay, all right, Yeah, doing that, I don't know why
they do.

Speaker 4 (01:38:16):
Oh yeah, well, let's just say they did it to
the extreme, all right. And another wonderful, glorious mix up
where a Florida woman admitted to vandalizing her ex boyfriend's car.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
The problem is she got the wrong vehicle.

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
Oh Classic, says yeah, Classic.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
Absolutely absolutely so. And this might have been one you
may have seen before, but I think this is just
a great story.

Speaker 4 (01:38:42):
There was a guy that started a fire because he
was trying to hide his sex doll from his roommate.

Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
That was fantastic. Okay, so we've got some pretty pretty.

Speaker 4 (01:38:55):
Decent ones, I can promise you. So I think that
this will be, uh, this will be a good weekend.
I'm sure we got more to come even on top
of that. So can you got something to look forward to?

Speaker 5 (01:39:06):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
Yeah, well I'm looking forward to it all right, indeed,
all right.

Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
So we'll enjoy your week and uh try to, you know,
keep it all together and keep keep the coughing and
the sickness down to a minimum.

Speaker 3 (01:39:18):
Oh I'll trum my, Bessie, especially with all this pollen.

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
Hey, well, yeah, bro, let's go to.

Speaker 4 (01:39:37):
You know, I'm open to talking about anything but love,
talking about surviving in the stupidity that's always around us.
And if you're insane enough to ask, well I'm insane
enough to reply, and.

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