White House Woodshed; Sex Doll Destruction; & The NSA's Sexy Chats

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(01:10):
living under a rock if you didn't know about the
big blow up that happened in the Oval office between
Ukraine and the US. It's got more people wound up
than anything I can imagine. You know one thing I
will say, I mean, you're never shy of drama with

(01:32):
the current news headlines these days. Trump actually ended up
kicking the President of Ukraine out of the White House
after the Oval Office blow up, and well, okay, I'm
sure there's more than one side to the story, but
basically Donald Trump tosses of Voladimir Zelensky from the White

(01:52):
House when they got into this big, heated back and
forth in the Oval Office just a few minutes prior
to how they were meeting in the Oval Office with
the press there. Of course, the press just like throwing
raw meat to piranhas when they saw this. You know,
so we got Zelenski, Trump and Vice President JD. Evans,
they all get into this big brew haha. After the

(02:13):
Ukrainian president, well, let's just say he wasn't very statesmanly,
like okay, first off, he shows up, looked like he
just came from the gym rather than you know, your
typical dignified suit and tie. I mean, really, I mean,
come on, I know, we've got a senator from Pennsylvania
that likes to go into the Congress wearing you know,
shorts and a hoodie. But even every once in a

(02:35):
while you do see John Fetterman put on a suit
and tie. What did have it kill the guy to
come in with a suit and tie, But no, he
comes in and then you know, I don't know he
I guess stepped in it when he started openly criticizing
the US because we didn't stop the Russian president Vladimir Putin,
and that kind of ticked off JD Vance, which then
ticked off from Donald Trump. And after the back and forth,

(02:59):
Trump decided to the peace talks with Zelenski short because
they were going to go in there to sign this
this deal for this these mineral rights to go in
and mine rare earth minerals. That's all it was going
to be. He was just gonna come in, show up,
sign his name, and shake hands away with the cameras
and leave, okay. But that that didn't happen, So the

(03:20):
peace talks with Zelenzki got cut short. They canceled the
big press conference, and then the President sold to Zelensky,
we're done here. You can take your people and go
back home. Of course, it all started well in a
fairly cordial fashion, but about forty minutes later things started
to get a little testy, okay, and there were some

(03:41):
White House insiders, White House stab people that were just
kind of observing when you know, they were talking to Zelensky,
and he just sort of like high handed them, you
know what I'm saying, rolled his eyes up on a
few things, had his arms crossed.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
You know.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
And well, then it really got heated when Trump was
asked a question about the Russian president during this big
press confab. Well, this eventually devolved into a discussion where
the three men were well at times almost shouting over
the top of one another. Okay, Zelensky asked for some

(04:17):
security guarantees from the US. Trump and Vice President Advance said, well,
he's in no position to make these demands, and complained
that he wasn't appreciative enough of US support, not that
we've given him, you know, thirty or how much three
hundred billion dollars worth of AMMO and weapons and all
that kind of thing, you know. And he says, well,
you're not doing enough. You know, you shouldn't taken care

(04:39):
of Ladimir Putin.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
But I don't know, don't you don't go to your
benefactors in an attitude quite like that, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
And well, you know, Trump then tells Zelensky.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
You gotta be more thankful. You're not really in a
good position right now. You're gambling with World War three,
hear me, And what you're doing is very disrespectful to
this country. Well, okay, you know I would agree, Okay,
there is some.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Degree of decorum. And you know, look, the guy's a
former comedian. Okay. I mean he's probably just as new
to his office as Trump is to his. But you know,
Trump was also kind of a business mogul, and he
knows how to seal the deal. Apparently. I guess Zelensky
needs a few lessons in deal making and sometimes you

(05:29):
got to take them to school. To me, it looked
like a little school kid getting his wings clipped by
the by the principal who came. That's kind of how
it looked to me. Now, there's a lot of people
out there that are saying that we were bullying Ukraine. Okay, no,
we weren't bullying Ukraine. You don't bully somebody when you

(05:49):
try to make some corrective measures, and I think that's
kind of what Trump was doing. Trump was kind of
taking into the woodshed and said, you know, you need
to push the down button on your elevator's shoes. You
know what I'm saying, I think that's really kind of
what happened because all the United States, the United States
is really at this point not interested in shipping more

(06:11):
weapons and AMMO just to continue the war. What we're
looking for, as the President and said, is peace. And
apparently the last three and a half years of fighting
has not resulted in peace. It's just more war. Does
anybody remember Afghanistan? Okay, I just just wanted to make sure.

(06:32):
So Trump is proposing give it. Look, we've given you
three hundred billion dollars billion dollars in money. You know,
now we'd like to payback. So let us come over
and mine the rare earth minerals in Ukraine and you
benefit from this. The US benefits from this. You have
US businessmen and people that are in the economic systory

(06:54):
sector coming into the Ukraine and they're mining. Do you
really think Vladimir Putin is going to be this care
to just come in and start blowing things up with
US citizens in the country doing some economic business, because
I can promise you if he did, Trump would definitely
get all ugly all over him and it wouldn't be pretty.

(07:15):
I don't think Vladimir Putin is ready to gamble with that,
so he's probably going to back off a little bit.
So in a sense, it is a security guarantee by
having US businesses come over and do mining of rare
earth minerals in the Ukraine. So in a sense you're
getting your security guarantees. But that's not the kind of
security guarantees that Zelensky was looking for. He was looking

(07:38):
for the big quarterback that's going to stand behind him
because he was getting bullied by Russia, and so he
wants the US to be the big quarterback to stand
behind him. And he's going to walk up and thumb
his nose to Russia and says, you want to start something,
then you can go and fight this guy. That's kind
of what he's looking for. And Trump's like, now, we're

(07:58):
not going to do that. We're not gonna be the
person that's gonna be the one standing behind you like that.
We're not doing it that way. If you want our help,
you're gonna do it our way. And Zelenski basically stepped
in a big pile of poo, and well he got
taken to the outhouse. Right, No, no, no, you know,

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Speaker 3 (10:19):
Oh? Man, I life sucks right now for me?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
What's wrong?

Speaker 3 (10:24):
I haven't eaten in over seventy two hours.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Oh no, you've done another fast.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Another this morning.

Speaker 7 (10:32):
I'm just like, the moment this podcast is done, I
am going to bed and just going to pray to God.
I could sleep the rest of it off there, because
the only time I ever want to go to bed
early when I'm fasting, My time is rough.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
You know.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
I'll tell you. For somebody that really talks about doing this,
and you you brag about it, it's fun to listen
to you complain.

Speaker 7 (10:54):
I look, today and yesterday were actually really good and easy.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yesterday was super.

Speaker 7 (10:59):
Simple because I was busy in the evening, so I
kind of got to skip the whole dinner time routine,
and that made things so easy. But it's the virtual
of eating the ritual of dinner that.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Is really hard to break.

Speaker 7 (11:14):
And so tonight like it was actually surprisingly easy yesterday
Today my stomach didn't feel a thing, and I distracted
myself with work, and the moment I clock off work,
I'm I distraction on and I'm that's time routine again tonight.
And that's it's brutal. Yeah, I do.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
All I have to ask is is it worth it?

Speaker 7 (11:35):
I think so I would be doing this is my
fifth fast, like so I did four of them last year,
and this is my I've been putting this one off
for for a couple of months, so I would if
I didn't feel the difference afterwards.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
I do feel and I feel like.

Speaker 7 (11:53):
I needed just detox, get myself like kind of like
my my sweet sensitivity kind of underton okay, all right,
under control and.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Just kind of like it's kind of like I feel
like and I have awards.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
I don't really have a portion problem for myself. I
just you know, but think about it, is I would
probably be more motivated to go through this three day
torture that you put yourself through if I thought that
coming out of this thing, I would actually be better looking.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
Betterly, well, I mean you might when it comes to losing,
you lose a good.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Junk of weight for sure.

Speaker 8 (12:30):
Yea.

Speaker 7 (12:30):
The idea is like, your body is going to consume
itself the most efficient way possible, and so that third
day is when you're no longer on your blood sugar
is depleted on day one, You're right going to ketosis
on day two, so.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
You start going to your fat and then.

Speaker 7 (12:46):
Three your body will start to actually go through a
tophagy or autophagi, and it will start to consume itself
from the most efficient way possible. And so cells that
sounds function properly or as good is it good or
going to be the first to go. And then that
basic creates space and room for new cellular production and
ultimately more mitochondria, which accounts to more energy, which.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Means I'll which means I'll have more room in my
body for sheep yogurt.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
Yeah right there, sheep yogurt will not be what I'm
going for, so I will have to ease back into
food a little bit in the morning.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, well, I I have got my my last bottle
here of muscadine wine. I just cracked, just cracked it open.
I'm going to breathe a little bit here. So and
I've decided we're going ahead and we're going to retire
this bottle because it's been sitting on the counter now
since Thanksgiving and I'm like, you know, I'm ready for another.

(13:49):
This is going to be all my wine, all the
other wine I brought. I've got three large bottles, okay,
a muscudine wine. This is okay, well, and I've shared
it with people when they come over. I've given them
a s because I love the folks. PA never heard
of muscatine wine. So I'm graciously generous and share them
a glass. So I didn't really get to have all

(14:12):
of it. But this third bottle, the last bottle, this
is all mine. I'm just gonna just so I'm gonna
savor this so you can savor your three day fast.
I'm gonna save her some muscutine.

Speaker 7 (14:22):
Wine, my Mountain Valley spring water that literally tastes like nothing.

Speaker 9 (14:29):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Oh man, Well, let me ask you while you well,
this this went on probably before your your your fasting
kind of thing happened here. But did you happen to
catch the big blow up in the Oval office.

Speaker 7 (14:48):
Yeah, insane in the Ukraine.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Insane in the Ukraine, insane. Oh my gosh, I mean
so and and you know, and the funny thing is,
you know, now, I don't go overboard just posting stuff
and making opinions. I've decided when I start posting news
current events or news articles, all I will do is

(15:12):
I won't give you my opinion. I will find like
a like a quip from the article, and I'll copy
and paste it in the comment, just to kind of
give people the point of the article. Okay, So that
that way, I'm not trying to stir anything up. I'm
just I'm sharing an important article and here's something. So
I've done this with most every other news story that

(15:33):
I've seen that's out there about anything, and I post
this particular story and oh my gosh, everybody lost their
minds and they're like, I'm getting comments, They're going, what
do you actually believe that this is what happened? I
mean I have like I'm thinking, dude, I'm just sharing

(15:53):
what people have written about. It is what happened.

Speaker 7 (15:57):
It was televised, like the whole thing was televised, So
what do you like it? Right?

Speaker 1 (16:03):
I know, I know, And there's a lot of people
think that that, you know, that that Trump staged it,
or that Zolensky staged it, or this was some sort
of I don't know.

Speaker 7 (16:12):
I understanding is that there was a written agreement that
was already agreed to. They were going to do a
ceremonial kind of like signing for pr and you were
probably blindsided by Zelenski who earlier this week I saw
video clips of like Ukrainian citizens being basically kidnapped by
the military for.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
For like basically that a draft to go to the front. K.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, oh I did read about the conscription. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (16:39):
Yeah, like like basically like oh yeah, a van shows up,
a few guys and military fatigues come out.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
You see someone being dragged into a van off the
street and.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
You're like wow, what And there's lots of crazy.

Speaker 7 (16:51):
I saw like it was like a montage of like
twenty different incidents.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
I'm sure it's not the only only incidents there.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
I'm just I don't know, man, And these these are
I've had high school friends, I've had college friends, I've
had people they're like you know, and and either they're
totally for it or they're completely against it. There's no
middle ground.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah, it doesn't seem to be.

Speaker 7 (17:12):
I mean, like I don't know what's so I thought, like,
what's special the Ukrainian people?

Speaker 3 (17:17):
No, right, but like the people and it seems like
the people don't want to fight. They're literally being kidnapped.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
Yeah. Yeah, it's as.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Far as I'm concerned, it's well exactly going to war
for you know. Well, but the.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Thing is you think about this. I mean I want
to just put a post out that just says, first
off that like make a big sign that says Trump
is crazy, and then like in the comments section, add
the phrase like a fox uh, you know, because think

(17:54):
about it for a minute, because you know, if the
United States is in Ukraine doing mining for rare earth minerals, okay,
strictly and economic decision to go to the Ukraine to
do this, do you think that Russia is going to
invade or bomb or do something with the United States
there at the risk of, you know, injuring or killing

(18:16):
American citizens there are doing business, No way, because Trump
will come over.

Speaker 7 (18:21):
Yeah, if they actually wanted to in on the offer
as well.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
In Russia, well maybe, but if they were if they
were to do that, and and Americans will get would
get killed, and they were non combat they're they're strictly
doing the business with it, then I can promise you
Trump would basically vaporize Moscow.

Speaker 7 (18:40):
Probably, And so there are definitely when you talk about
dictators or like the Middle East and stuff. Yeah, peace
through strength is how that works over there.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah, right, And it makes perfectly good sense the fact
that you're can have American entrepreneurship in Ukraine and we're
getting repaid for all the millions of dollars we sent
them for military aid by getting this rare earth minerals.
So we're getting repaid for this and they benefit for it. Yeah.

(19:09):
And and we're not saying any soldiers or boots on
the ground, okay, and we keep Russia out. So that's
just that's just my that's my pontification on foreign policy
right there.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Right.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
You know, Frankly, I think the way things have been
going anymore, we should just start giving our foreign policy
by TikTok. Everything else is going on TikTok. You know,
everything is on TikTok.

Speaker 7 (19:35):
Yeah, But usually TikTok just hands like the dumbest trends.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Well, or the stupidest or the most deadliest. You know,
tide pods, remember the tide pods. You know, if we
can convince the Russians, if we can convince the Russians
that tide pods are good for you, maybe we would
take care of the Russians, right.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
What about the latest TikTok trend dropping heavy and heavier
things on your foot?

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Well, okay, well all right, why not.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
At least is into our first story.

Speaker 7 (20:08):
Well, welcome to the podcast, everybody, Yeah this is your
first time. Then, look, this is kind of what happens.
Eric sends me a bunch of weird stories headlines. I
don't really get to read the stories, and uh, I
pick out the best at least I want to think
are the best, and he.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Compiles it together.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
But we kind of riff on it back and forth
and actually feel a little less crazy and give you
a few laughs along the way.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
I don't know, well, and it actually might make you
feel smarter too when you think, or.

Speaker 7 (20:37):
Either that more it will be like considered brain rot though,
because brain rot, I don't.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Know that I would what I would call this podcast
would be the brain rot that you would use as
fertilizer to help stimulate growth.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
My gosh, ya liked what you can do?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Right, right, right? But honestly, I mean, oh my gosh,
this is this is.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
The red light therapy for your brain.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yes, there you go, there you go. Oh my gosh,
Well let me let me let me ask you this.
I've actually been contemplating doing this, okay, but well no, no,
by actually dropping the entire stories for you to pick
rather than the headlines. But see, that means you'd have
to read through all of them.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
I know.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
I like the mystery. Sometimes the mystery is what keeps me.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Okay, all right, all right, because I was thinking about this.
You know, maybe if you just send you the entire
stories and let you just kind of read through them
and see which ones as you want, you know, but
if you like the element of surprise, we can continue
doing it this way.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
You know, I like the element of surprise. But you
can try it one week if you want. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
That would be fun. That would be fun. Yeah. So, well, so,
did you drop anything on your feet this week?

Speaker 7 (22:00):
No, not at all. My kids are constantly dropping things
and tripping and banging up their knees.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
So maybe they.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Don't buy talk. Just don't buy them a pair of clogs.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
It's right.

Speaker 7 (22:13):
Well, you can work hard, spent smart, and climb the
ladder at work, or you could just do something dumb
on TikTok and monetize it. Of course that's what a
lot of people have decided you right. The hot new
TikTok challenge is to drop heavier and heavier things on
your foot to see how much it hurts.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Right, I don't know, like you know once the.

Speaker 7 (22:34):
Pain scale, like how do they rate? What do people tolerance?

Speaker 3 (22:38):
As well? Search for dropping things on your foot or
hashtag drop challenge and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Speaker 7 (22:46):
You drop each thing on your foot without shoes on,
ride the riding pain, and then rate the pain on
the scale of one to ten. The one guy went
viral left he did multiple rounds of it. There's one
where he does a hammer, a space heater, a sound bar,
and the worst one is a cordless drill. Bigger things too,

(23:10):
like vacuums and televisions. He is doing the challenge.

Speaker 8 (23:14):
Dropping things on my foot reaption Hammatt sound out one
go with the next one to go to the speaker.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh that's a drill.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
My foot was broken.

Speaker 7 (23:48):
But it looks like TikTok has pulled some of these
videos down, including the guy with the drill, because it's dangerous.
You can break and end up in the long like
with long term issues. How many feet did break?

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Or like, I mean, obviously, obviously people have run out
of things to do when they're dropping heavy objects on
their feet just to see if they can withstand the pain.
That's even more insane than deliberately sitting in an ice bath.

Speaker 7 (24:22):
Or deliberately not eating food for three days pain A
little bit back here.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, well what about deliberately choosing to live in a
cave because you're afraid of earthquakes? This I don't know that.
This is a strange situation that I thought if you
had an earthquake, it would eat an affect to me.
I would not want to be in a cave during
an earthquake, you know what I'm saying. I mean, I

(24:51):
would like to be buried alive, you know. But there's
a Turkish man he lost his home to a massive
earthquake and three he's been living alone now in a
small cave now for two years. He considers it safer
than any man made structure. Okay. Back in February of

(25:11):
twenty three, Southern Turkey was rocked by a seven point
eight earthquake. Now, I remember reading about this. It claimed
the lives of tens of thousands of people literally turned
into our neighborhoods to rubble. So this guy named Ali Bozagon,
father of three, from the southern province of Hatai, lost
his home to the earthquake and its aftershocks. Now, even

(25:32):
though he and his family really survived unscathed, it terrified
him so much of all these earthquakes he decided he
did not want to live in a man made building anymore.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Did he move his family into the cave too?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
No, it's just him. Oh, it's just him. So he
finds a small, he's full cave on the outskirts of
the city and turned it into a lovely cozy home,
although unable to convince his family to join. Hi though,
see in this right, he claims he's happy and at peace. See,
I've been living here for two years after the earthquake,
and I found peace in this cave. Okay, he said.

(26:06):
The cave has existed for thousands of years and it
has not collapsed. Let me just add my own little
my own extra word netword would be yet yet Okay,
I mean. After hearing about the man's living arrangements, Deafney
District governorship offered him a cozy container home somewhere closer
to the city. But he actually he just likes being

(26:27):
away from the life of the bustling city, and he's
learned to appreciate the peace and quiet of his.

Speaker 7 (26:34):
Family.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
I don't know, or his family may not really like him.
I don't know, But he says, I washed dishes and
laundry and clean and prepared the food I'll eat. I
have a beautiful life in the cave, he says. He says,
I'm away from everyone and in touch with nature. Uneducated
people speak badly about me living in the cave because
they do not eat and sit with me and talk
with me. They do not know me. They make different comments. Now,

(27:00):
he admits that living alone in a cave isn't perfect. Okay,
just I don't want to spoil anybody's utopia. But because
it's a natural shelter and well relatively warm during the
winter and cool of the summer, which I would agree
that is true, you do have kind of consistent temperatures there.
It does also attract the you know, usual snakes and rodents,

(27:21):
but he's kind of gotten used to it, although I
don't think I could ever get used to the fact
that I'm gonna have snakes in my house all the time.
But he plans to install solar panels so now he
can power his washing machine and his refrigerator. But even
if his plan doesn't work, he said he doesn't plan
to trade the comfort of his cave for a man
made structure anytime soon. To me, right, comfort and cave

(27:46):
do not belong in the same sentence. I'm sorry, I
saw what.

Speaker 7 (27:50):
He's gonna do when the bears start to come. Yeah,
man made structure until the bears come.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Until all the bears come into hibernate, that's right, until.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
You catch some kind of plague from the rats that
wanted the.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Good night nurse. I mean. Wow, Well, I mean, I
guess according to those scientists that seem to know everything,
that's where mankind started was living in the caves. I guess.
So I don't know, he's going back to.

Speaker 7 (28:21):
Basics, right, Yeah, Well, the guy my next story probably
would like to move out to a cave and complete
isolation after this happened to him. A guy started with
fire while trying to hide a sex doll from his roommate,
so he's transferred to another school after this maybe or

(28:42):
maybe a cave. A college kid in China is making
headlines up to he accidentally started a fire in his
dorm while trying to hide his sex doll from a roommate.
Why do you decide to bring it.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Into your dorm.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
With a roommate.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Yes, imagine like you know, the roommate walking.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
You have to put a tie on the outside of
your door, you know, when you got your sex doll out,
so no one walks in the.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Right, That's right.

Speaker 7 (29:09):
He had his inflatable girlfriend out when his roommate came home.
Apparently it's not clear if he was in the middle
of a love session, but he snuck her out into
the hallway and tried to destroy the evidence by setting
her on fire. The hallway was filled with smoke, which
set off an alarm, so instead of his roommate finding out,

(29:30):
everyone did, a security called the fire department.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Luckily, no one was hurt and it didn't cause a
ton of damage except for the kids to the kids' reputation,
so he's never going to get laid out. It's only
going to be ball up dolls with this stuff. And
now there is a video of the.

Speaker 7 (29:49):
Fire, but all we've seen anyone post as a screenshot
from it, and I was like, God, the doll itself. Yeah,
creepy enough that it should be set on fire.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
We'll say it is.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
It is not a turn on at all.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, that that doll just might end up being the
podcast art for this week.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Definitely should.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Oh my gosh, that's just outstanding. I mean, talk about
going from the frying pan into the fire. That's exactly
what this guy did. I actually read this story or
the headline to some friends of mine that were here earlier,
and one of them said, you know, I don't want

(30:35):
to know what happened, but it's it's got me so curious.
I have to find out, you know. It's like that
is the exact reason why this podcast exists, you know,
for that very reason.

Speaker 7 (30:48):
Well, my wife has complained about how so many things
that either exist have happened that she would have never
learned about in her entire life.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
She's now.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
She's now aware of and she can never forget. For
the worse. Yes, exactly, exactly, And I think you can
apply that same mentality to this man from China. Okay,
there's a woman from the Hennan Province of China who
took measures to the extreme because she was going to
convince her soon to be a husband or her partner

(31:24):
to suffer three intense hours of electric shock to his
stomach to simulate the pain of childbirth. Now, I don't
know if you've ever seen, I've seen some videos of
this where just for kicks and giggles, the girls we'll
af fix electrodes to the stomachs of some tough guys

(31:45):
and then they turn on these electrodes and watch the
men like quiver because it's supposed to simulate childbirth. Now, well,
I don't know that's the thing. I mean, they say
that it is. That's what the women say. But it's
unclear why her fiance for the first place would let

(32:06):
her do this. Okay, I'm sure he probably did not
expect the horrendous impact that it would end up leading them.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Maybe there were some ultimatums thrown in there.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Maybe he was just blindly in love. You know. Love
is blind sometimes, you know, and can also be stupid.
But this guy ended up with intestinal necrosis. Now that
means his body tissues and his intestinal cells literally died
due to lack of blood flow as a result of
the extreme shocks, So the guy had to literally undergo

(32:40):
emergency surgery. After all of this, the traumatizing experience let
him will break off the marriage as well as sue
the woman for bodily damages obviously, okay, according to the woman, now,
her mother and sister actually proposed this idea of causing
her fiance to experience the pain of childbirth, okay, prior

(33:03):
to getting married, so that he would be more considerate
of his wife in the future. Was he not considerate
of her in the first place, That's what I want
to know. But she admitted that her fiance initially strongly
opposed the idea, but she just kept insisting, in other words, nagging,
and he eventually agreed. Well, this excruciating test took place

(33:26):
in a maternity care center run by the woman's sister.
That's dangerous enough right there, because now the woman's sisters
in cahoots with this, With this pride to be the
woman used an electric simulation device specifically designed to stimulate
the pain of childbirth. So for the first ninety minutes

(33:46):
ninety minutes, she allegedly increased the intensity at a slow pace,
and for the next ninety minutes, so that means a
total of three hours. She then activated the power to
its matt some peak.

Speaker 7 (34:01):
All right, yeah for ninety minutes.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yeah no, well yeah, right, right, so.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
Set though for ninety minutes, right, regular childbirth, you don't
experience the maximum pain for that long, well, exactly bids
and then you get a small, you know, thing of pain,
and that's if you don't have any It was this
guy allowed to get an epidural. I don't know, because
first couple of times she said she couldn't feel a thing.

(34:30):
So yeah, yeah, right, it seems like a bunch of.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Fooie to me. Well, the woman right writes this on
the Chinese social media platform. She says, my boyfriend started
to feel miserable from level eight and couldn't help cursing.
By level ten, I'd be cursing at level.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Four, okay, yeah, right, So well, she says at level
twelve he's sweating and breathing rapidly due to the severe pain.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
By the end of the experience, he was the exhausted
and his stomach was hard as a board, she added.
Later that night, the man vomited several times and experienced
severe abdominal pains. Although the next day he seemed to
feel better, the condition soon deteriorated and he was rushed
to the hospital. The man was diagnosed with intensive or

(35:18):
with an intestine necrosis and immediately was scheduled for emergency
resection surgery. So yeah, When the man's family found out
about the torture his fiance had subjected him to, they
were furious and told the woman she was not welcome
to visit the hospital. They also told her that the
engagement was off and wondered that she should get ready

(35:40):
for a lawsuit. According to the Chinese legal experts, the
woman is if she's found guilty, she could be in
prison for three years, along with having to pay compensation fines.
So the victim, So, let this be a lesson to
you women, Okay, empathy for you can only go so
far with a man.

Speaker 7 (36:01):
Maybe find someone who appreciates you without having to go
through I guess what like shy surgery? Yes, right, it's Look,
I think it's only fair that if you have to
separate from your intestines, then you also need to separate
from each other.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
You better believe it.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Wow, well that that was a little bit of a
fool to begin with it.

Speaker 7 (36:23):
I would not be going into a marriage where a
woman thinks that they could torture me.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Uh oh my gosh, Well you need to really ask
missus Pancho. Would would would having childbirth cause this intestinal
necrosis to happen?

Speaker 7 (36:42):
So I read the headlines to her before I supporting here,
and she was like, I'm pretty sure that regular childbirth
is probably not even as painful as that, Right, My
wife is kind of a pro. It feels like a childbirth,
like she she's a natural. Added, I guess you could
say it's all right, okay, and she'll be going on

(37:02):
natural next time.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
I think.

Speaker 7 (37:03):
So we'll really see. That'll be the real cask if
this is the case or not. But yeah, look, well
maybe this guy's going to be traumatized from women from
now on after this, and instead we'll have to maybe
stick with just blow up sex dolls or maybe other
tent of dolls. Yeah, there's a thirty five year old
man in my next story here. His behavior with a

(37:26):
checky doll was disturbing enough that police officers recently arrested
him in surf sign. According to an arrest report, ritt
Arias was waving the doll of the fictional serial killer
at people along Harding Avenue. You're a police confronting and
arresting Rita ritt Areas.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
We have people calling.

Speaker 10 (37:46):
And you really have no reason to be in the
area and.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Go on your way and don't cause another issue.

Speaker 10 (37:52):
They called us again, what do you do?

Speaker 7 (37:56):
I don't know what happened.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
I was just walking.

Speaker 7 (37:58):
You didn't talked to anybody to bet with. I don't
need to bet with your man.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
We got called that you were taking the people with
this fault.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Police officers arrested Areas after he allegedly scared patrons of
the Grove Kosher Market at nine four sixty seven Harding Avenue,
and they had already given him a warning. Correctional deputies
booked Areas, who was has a long arrest record, at
the Turner Guildford Night Correctional Center. He faced a misdemeanor

(38:27):
charge of disorderly conduct and breached the pete breach of
the piece.

Speaker 7 (38:32):
Now I hear Florida man arrested for odd behavior with
Chucky doll. I was assuming something completely different, uh, you know,
something like you said, it's a child's play, be like, well,
a child's four player or.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Something Chucky exactly what I was anticipating.

Speaker 7 (38:51):
It is hard to German once more terrifying Chuckie the
Killer killing doll or a Florida man, but he was
with a terrible redhead and.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Shockingly it wasn't Kathy Griffin.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Although Kathy Griffin would probably make a pretty good Chucky doll.
You know, that's that's for sure. Yeah, that's uh, I
don't know. Just just having a guy standing motionless holding
a Chucky doll. He's thirty five years old. Having a
thirty five year old man just standing with a Chucky
doll in and of itself is creepy.

Speaker 7 (39:23):
It reminds me of the whole remember the clowning like
you where like a decade ago, when were just yeah,
cost like standing in the woods and just staring, yes.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
And just staring at you. Yes, absolutely, you know I mean,
and of course, I mean if you've seen the Chucky movies,
I mean there's dead bodies everywhere, you know, and and
that's all because of this little Chucky doll. You didn't
need a Chucky doll to have a dead body on
this plane flight, all right, and this is just this

(39:56):
would this would definitely if I went through something like,
I can guarantee you I would never sit foot on
a plane for the rest of my life. All right.
Mitchell Ring and Jennifer Colin, Well, they saw some spare
seats on their flight when they were flying from Melbourne
to Doha, and maybe they had lucked out, they thought. Okay, Well,

(40:17):
their dream trip to Venice quickly turned into a chucky nightmare. Okay,
when a passenger died while they're in the air. Okay,
you just can't just you know, chuck the body out
the door if you have a dead body, if some
of the dies in flight.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
This thing is the craziest one from the hole is today.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Oh my gosh, I'm telling you so. So what do
you do when you're thirty five thousand feet up in
the air and a passenger dies? Okay? H Well, the
crew decided, well, we'll just put the dead passenger's body
in the row with Ring and Colin for the remaining
four hours the flight. Okay, whoa. The couple said they

(41:04):
were traumatized by the incident, which unfolded when this woman
walks out of the bathroom and just collapses next to
their row. Now, unfortunately, the lady really couldn't be saved,
which was pretty heartbreaking to watch, Ring says. So they
tried to wheel her up towards the business class, but
she was a very large lady, and well they just
couldn't get her through the aisle frankly, and they looked

(41:26):
a bit frustrated. Then they just he said, they just
looked at me, and well, they saw seats that were
available besides me, and my wife was on the other side,
and we were in row four. So they said, can
you move over please?

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Oh gosh, he says.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
I just said, yeah, no problem, he says. Then they
placed the lady in the chair I was in. So
the couple claims the cabin crew didn't even offer them
a different seat to move to with a passenger in
the row behind them, and instead offering him a spare
seat to the nervous flyer Colin. He said, there were

(42:03):
a few spare seats I could see around us, he says.
But Rings spent the remaining four hours of that flight
in the same row as the corpse.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
He he was like he was told to stay seated
as medical crews took the blankets off, you know, covering
the body when the plane landed. He said, I can't
believe they told us to say it wasn't nice, he said.
The couple said they have not been offered any support
from Cutter Airways. They have a duty of care towards

(42:35):
the customers as well as their staff, so we should
be contacted to make sure, you know, do you need
some support, Do you need some counseling? Ring says, I
don't even really know how I feel or how I'd
like to speak to somebody to make sure I'm all right,
you know, he said. Colin said the pair was now
trying to make the best of their Italian holiday of
a lifetime after flying, you know, for four hours with

(42:55):
a corpse next to them on the airplane. He said,
I'm trying to make the best of a pretty hard situation.
But you know, you know, we're on holidays, so we're
really trying to have a good time. Colin says, I
mean now, a current affair spoke to the pair, and
Cutter Airways says that they're actually looking into the situation now.
The couple booked the flight through Quantus Airlines, and they

(43:17):
said that they don't speak directly to the couple as
a result of this, they said, Miss Collins book tickets
through Quantus and traveled with Cutter Airways, a fellow One
World Alliance carrier, says the spokesperson the process for handling
incidents on board and aircraft like this is managed by
the operating airline, which in this case is Cutter Airways.
So in a statement, Cutter Airway says it was in

(43:38):
the process of contacting impacted passengers. They said, first and foremost,
our thoughts are with the family of the pastor who
said they passed away on board our flight. And a
Cutter Airway spokesperson said, well, we apologize for ating inconvenience
or distressed this incident may have caused her in the
process of contacting passengers in line with our policies and procedures.
That sounds so plutonic you consider what you had to

(44:01):
experience for four hours.

Speaker 7 (44:03):
Yeah, very impersonal there, Yeah, yeah, unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
It's a good thing that the past year didn't It's
a good thing the past year didn't start to decompose.

Speaker 7 (44:14):
I've heard of scared you know, people that are afraid
of flying, But I've never heard of something being scared
to death about Yeah, why these guys probably will.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Be after that incident.

Speaker 7 (44:24):
Oh man, I cannot believe that that would be the
rationale that someone would would like the log logically to
go to.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Like, oh my word.

Speaker 7 (44:32):
And I've got one of those faces too, where like
if I'm in the grocery store, people come up to
me and ask me the question if they're not sure
and they want to ask someone because I guess it's right,
one of those friendly faces I would be the one
that they would probably be like, oh, he's a good person.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Let's put the death.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Bar, let's put the corpse next to Pancho. I know,
I mean. Well, and to make it even worse, she
was a rather large lady. So now you have a
rather large dead lady.

Speaker 7 (45:00):
Sitting she can't help, but like, you know, be touching
and brushing legs with her or something.

Speaker 11 (45:05):
Oh oh my gosh, that's just Or or if the
plane goes through some turbulence or whatever and you kind
of get rocked back and forth and she kind of
falls over into your lap or something.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
I mean, oh my goodness.

Speaker 7 (45:18):
Makes you think of the old Arnold short center movie
none being called Commando or something. He's on an airplane, yeah,
and he sees the guy's there like some kind of
a sassin and trying to kill him. So he like
snaps his.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Neck and gets a pillow from the guy.

Speaker 7 (45:30):
And you know, he holds away to the stewardess riever
he's like excuse me, He's.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Like, can I get the pillow for my friend he's dead.

Speaker 7 (45:38):
Tired or something like that, and uh, well, yeah, I
don't know this.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
This whole thing, this whole story sounds like it would
be out of a bad Leslie Nielsen movie.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
It totally does.

Speaker 7 (45:49):
Man.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Yeah, it's uh just straight up out of the movie
Airplane basically.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Oh man, unreal.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Well, we go from CSA to NSA our last story.

Speaker 7 (46:01):
And my guess is that most of you you've probably
heard about this by now, but it's it's so wild
I feel like we got to cover it still. Oh yeah,
there's a report it's been recently obtained, includes chat logs
from the NSA's Interlink messaging program, which exposedes a secret
sex chat room used by agency employees.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Chat logs date back over.

Speaker 7 (46:26):
Two years and feature several X rated topics that include
things like fetishes, kinks, and sex. Here are some of
the most shocking details revealed. One popular chat topic was
female to male transgender surgery, which involves surgically removing the
penis and turning it into an artificial vagina. Mine is everything,

(46:49):
said one male who claimed to have had gender reconstruction surgery.
I found that I like being penetrated, never like it was, never.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Like it before g r S. But all the rest
of it just as important as well.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
So you know, so this was being typed in the chat.

Speaker 7 (47:11):
These are people, Yes, these are okay GRS gender reassignment surgeries,
So that sunds right, another intelligence official. Most of that
genital surgery allowed him to quote wear leggings or bikinis
without having to wear a gaff under it.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Quote another well quote.

Speaker 7 (47:29):
Here, these employees discussed hair removal, estrogen injections, and the
experience of sexual pleasure post castration.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
I don't know how that works.

Speaker 7 (47:37):
But uh, you know, okay quote getting my buttholes apped
by a laser was shocking, uh, one, said one transider,
identifying Intel employee who spent thousands on hair removal. Good know,
our tax dollars are hard at work here right, or
people hard maybe.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Well, yeah, nothing like nothing like the the stimulating feeling
of having your butt hairs z appt.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Right, being tased in the butthole. Man, that's what it's about. Apparently,
That's what I'll take your word for it.

Speaker 7 (48:11):
Another quote quote Look, I just enjoy helping other people
experience boobs, said another about estrogen treatments. A Defense Intelligence
agency employee added, one of the weirdest things that gives
me a for you is when I pee, I don't
have to push anything down.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
To make sure it aims right.

Speaker 7 (48:31):
Career that's usually though, that's usually the selling point, like
you could stand right, you can go outside like it's
a that's it's a feature on a bug that So,
I don't know, I think these guys are crazy, uh.

Speaker 12 (48:45):
And to think that this is what your national intelligence
was talking about when it comes to, you know, protecting
American citizens, right, I know.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Right, yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
The biggest we're all well yeah, in more ways than one.
I mean, it's more important to make sure things are
not pushed down properly, you know, you know, I don't know,
I I don't know what to have no words on
things like that.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
I just do you think childbirth.

Speaker 7 (49:24):
You know, like, well, I think the electrocuting simulating things
on those guys, but I think.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Maybe we need If anybody needed to have the elect
electric stimulation, they would be these people. That that's for sure.
You know. Oh my gosh, I know this that the
people that were involved. I think there were about one
hundred people involved in this whole thing. They're now without
a job because they got fired. I can at least

(49:50):
I'm at least thankful for that. So they're no longer
employed by the federal government of the United States. So
I'm sure there are some people that are bemoaning the
fact that they are now in the unemployment line. Bless
their hearts. But frankly, I am not losing any sleep
over that, you know. But we may as well go

(50:11):
on ahead and jump into some ask Pancho questions. I mean,
we've got a couple here. Fortunately, nobody is asking Poncho
about gender reassignment surgery, so I think we're going to
be saved for that, okay, But but we do have
some questions over sportsmanship. Now, I know that you probably

(50:34):
this is probably something you can give some good advice on,
but it is kind of a gray area. In something
areas they're asking for help, They say, is it poor
sportsmanship to yell miss at a twelve year old's basketball game? Okay,
so guy writes, Dear Pancho, my son is twelve. He

(50:55):
plays on his junior highs basketball team. He had a
game this past Friday that the gym was packed and
noisy because it was a tight game. One of his
opponents was shooting a free throw and I yelled out miss. Okay,
the kid clanged the ball off the rim. Now, some
parents started yelling at me and talking trash to me.

(51:15):
They said that it was wrong that I yelled out
and caused the opposing player to miss. Now, I disagree.
I don't think there's anything wrong with showering my support
and yelling out. Now, they did it because the kid
is twelve, Okay, they say, said they did it because
the kids swelled, and that's what the being a fan
is all about. They continued to trash talk and then

(51:36):
suld me even though after the game, right on into
the parking lot, he said, did I do anything wrong?
The parents said, I just played poor sportsmanship.

Speaker 7 (51:46):
I've got nothing wrong with it. I mean, this is like,
this is old school kind of classic stuff I had
to do with these things. Playing sports helps you get
the nerves, right, You got the nerves and get you
gotta get past that. If you could do it at
a profet national sports game, then certainly you're just preparing
these kids for adult life.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
But do you think twelve is a little young?

Speaker 3 (52:09):
No?

Speaker 7 (52:09):
No, I've seen what twelve year olds are crazy.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
That's like you hit that weird phase and then twelve
yearlds are gross. So I think that they can observe it.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Probably maybe if the parents had just said, look, there's
gonna be people out there yelling at you to miss
and ignore them, the kid might have been better prepared,
don't you think.

Speaker 7 (52:28):
Yeah, most most parents I think now want participation trophies and.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Like iPads for older kids.

Speaker 7 (52:33):
So I don't really trust like current parents any in
their judgment.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
This. This person sounds like someone back from like the nineties. Yeah,
and I'm like, I'm about that. Yeah, I remember those days.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Yeah. I think I think the problem here is not
necessarily with the kid, but with the parents, because they're
trying to protect the parent or protect the kid. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (52:54):
Yeah, it's whatever, it's harmless. I think it makes for
a kind of a more I'm crazy sports. Oh yeah, absolutely,
I get the like the hurt or whatever there.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
I'm sure my wife would not be a fan of
someone or.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
If you're If missus Pancho was sitting next to you
and you yelled out miss to a twelve year old
trying to make a free shot and he missed it,
she would slap your arm and go, oh look what
you caused.

Speaker 7 (53:22):
She she would make me feel bad about it, for sure,
but most of doesn't want to cause a scene herself
because she's introverted and is right, I don't want to
be noticed and.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Man, well look we have you know.

Speaker 7 (53:36):
So maybe if the parents had the same question as
this next one does, I would think differently about that.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Last answer too.

Speaker 7 (53:45):
Okay, the next asked Pancho.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
They say, help should my teenage daughter take ozepic? I
think we all already know the answer to this, but wow, and.

Speaker 7 (53:57):
It's like I need a picture to I'm kidding, that's
not the so say my daughter is in junior high
and came home yesterday with a request.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
One of her friends is on these empic and now
she wants to be as well. My daughter is curvy
and perfectly healthy. But because her friend is getting jabbed
now she wants to as well. I'm talking about what
to do, and I want to stay. Why you're torn
about this? But she says, I think she's too young
to be honest. On the other hand, I would hate
to see her get teased and suffer from low self

(54:26):
esteem and low self confidence. I'm a single mother and
not sure what to do. What should you do if
you were me? Weight is such a sensitive issue. Yeah, look, Ozempic,
that's really young. I'm not really pro osempic at any point,
but at least adults can make healthy decisions.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
True.

Speaker 7 (54:50):
You know, I've always said this with o Epic, Like
you think losing weight is great, but the problem is,
like the weight you want to lose is not muscle
and bone density and and so like you can to
say I'm going to get these injections and then assume
everything's gonna be good. You need to actually take steps
to supplement your like like with with vitamins and eating

(55:12):
healthy and well enough, because if you're not doing that
and you're just eating less, you're effectively just becoming malnourished,
and in way it's worse for you than where you're
already at in general, any kind of drugs that you give, Like,
if you don't need to be on drugs, you shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Be on drugs.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Well, yeah, right, that's just to say it.

Speaker 7 (55:33):
You know, So like are you are you making food
at home with with like whole foods or are you
getting a lot of boxed, frozen, processed stuff.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Are you getting out of exercising?

Speaker 7 (55:45):
Are they going home and watching TV all day?

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Like?

Speaker 7 (55:47):
There are things that you could do that can actually
make a difference that like soda are you drinking a day?

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Like?

Speaker 7 (55:52):
That's you know, you can make a big difference with
these things in a sustainable, healthy way that can have
you know, that doesn't involve injecting yourself with something that
might actually shorten your life.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Stan at some point, do they know everything there is
to know yet about ozempic? I think we're still finding
out about it.

Speaker 7 (56:11):
I'm pretty sure we are, especially when you talk about
you know, how young you are there does that develop
like different hormones and things? I don't know, So I
think the answer is an obvious.

Speaker 6 (56:20):
No on that.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
But uh, you know, well, the only time I would
think that you are to be concerned about your daughter,
or you're or whatever. Taking ozempic would be if you're
just concerned about you might die on an airline flight.

Speaker 7 (56:35):
Right, I know, right, if you're talking about like low
selves seeming a little confidence, I mean that is.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Like every you're gonna get made fun of for no
reason at all.

Speaker 7 (56:46):
If kids want to make fun of you. This is
the way kids are. So you know, I guess in
your mind you're thinking they have at least it's not
for that. But I was very fine of did it
result in low self single confidence? Maybe for like a
little bit, But then but then you get taught and
like you start to don't even care about any of
those things, and you walk around confidently because you don't

(57:06):
care what other people think.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Right exactly, And you know it, John, it kind of
goes back to the guy who was yelling at the
basketball game. You know, you're gonna build resilience. You should
be able to build resilience in the twelve year old
who can stand heckling from the crowd and can still
concentrate on making the basket, you know, And this is

(57:30):
kind of the same thing as far as you know
building self esteem. I mean, do you need a drug
to build self esteem.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
No, I probably not at all, but you can.

Speaker 7 (57:40):
Mean, you can also do what I'm doing, which I'm
not doing this to lose weight, but you go on
a three day fast.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Instead in a top of cold water.

Speaker 7 (57:50):
I know, right, Honestly, I don't even think that the
fasting and cold plunges are good for girls anyways.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
I think I really think it would since you really
invested with their hormones.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Oh man, well, look this is this kind of explains
a lot, because see this is really the underlying the
underlying reason of Insane Games is to toughen your resilience
and your self esteem. You see.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Can I go on a fast from Insane Games?

Speaker 1 (58:23):
I don't know that that. Maybe it may be a problem.
I was thinking though, if you were to take a
fast from the Insane Games, your brain would start to atrophy.
You realize that atrophy.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
I think it would finally start to experience a little
bit of regrowth.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Yeah, well I've.

Speaker 7 (58:43):
Got I've got like, like, uh was the cranular necro.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Cranial necrosis?

Speaker 3 (58:56):
This I guess cerebral necrosis would probably be.

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Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
It's time to play Eric Lane's Insane game show, starring
his insane Florida nephew Pantago. I'll try to keep the
irritation down to a minimum. All right, So, well, what
do you feel like.

Speaker 12 (01:00:41):
Expanding your your cerebrum with to start off this week?

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Oh man, I'm so hungry. So let's start off with
steakhouser gay.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
You are right, all right, Well we'll feed you some
steak or what I need.

Speaker 7 (01:00:57):
To can serve as much energy and brain power as
I can run.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Oh okay, all right, well very good. So we've got
either steakhouses or gay bars, and you have to figure
out which one is. Wwitch, I'm gonna give you a
name of a business and you make your best guess. Here.
Your first business is in Christmas, Michigan. It's called Foggies.

Speaker 7 (01:01:20):
Foggies. I'm gonna say Foggyes is a gay bar.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Ah. Well, let's see here. You think you would probably
be a foggy in a fog if you went to
a gay bar, I'm pretty sure. But, believe it or not,
Foggies is a steakhouse, believe it or not?

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Yes, right now?

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Okay, Well let's see here, all right, what we've got, Uh,
hang on a minute here all right. Next one coming
to you from Indianapolis, Indiana. This one is called Firebirds.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Firebirds. This I think is a steakhouse.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Well, there is fire when cooking steak, that's for sure. Yes,
it would be a steakhouse. That's good. All right, How
about this one called north Star in Topeka, Kansas.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
North Star. I'm gonna say north Star is another.

Speaker 7 (01:02:24):
I'm gonna say it's another steakhouse, because if it was
something else, it'd be south Star.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Oh that's a good point. I hadn't thought about that.
All right, Well, yes it is. It is a steakhouse.
All right, So far, so good. How about this one?
This is an odd name in Salt Lake City, Utah,
called the Sun Trap.

Speaker 7 (01:02:45):
The sun Trap, Well, I think that this is definitely
a gay bar.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Well yeah, and the spell spelled trap t r app
Oh even more so than yes, Oh yes it is.
It traps a lot of other things too. I have
a feeling if you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Hopefully they didn't spell sun s o.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
N No, No, no, it's no. It's definitely the s
u n Trap. That's true. All right. Here's one called
big Wigs in Ames, Iowa.

Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
Big Wigs, Man, I'm gonna say it's another gay bar.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
All the big wigs can go into big Wigs. It
is a gay bar, that is correct. Oh yeah, well
I'm not sure what wigs they're talking about, but you
can be the one to figure that one out. We'll
move on into strip club or daycare. Then we've got
some business names here, and you have to figure out

(01:03:43):
if you're going to go into a strip club or
a daycare. And here's one that well, we've heard this
one in different forms and alliterations. This is called litl
D's in Jackson, Mississippi. Little D's.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
I'm going to say, Little D's is gay. I mean
a strip club.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
A strip club. You would you actually have a little
D if you went to a strip club?

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
You know?

Speaker 7 (01:04:10):
Actually, yeah, maybe maybe you're talking about the brass size.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Well true, or you may go in with a little
D and come out with a big D, you know,
but it is a strip club, that is correct. Okay,
Well this one, this one is called Little Wildcats in
Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

Speaker 7 (01:04:30):
Little Wildcats. I'm gonna say that this one's actually a daycare.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
The day care. So you wouldn't think you'd find me
wildcats and a strip club.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
No, well, I mean sure, but.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
I'm going not necessarily the little Wildcats. It'd be the
big Wildcats. And yes, it is a daycare. All right.
Here's one in make and Georgia, Sandy's Sandbox.

Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
Sandy said, this is always a tough one for me.
I've probably got it both right and wrong in the past. Ye,
I would say Sandy Sandbox is a daycare.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
I think there's more than one Sandy Sandbox. I think
that because there's so many other places other than Georgia,
but one, this one is a daycare. That is good.
All right. Uh, here's one in Charlotte, North Carolina, just
simply called paper Doll, Paper Doll.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
This is going to be a strip club.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Okay, well maybe a pasty doll or something. I don't know,
but it is a strip club. Very good, all right.
Your last one comes in Greenville, South Carolina, called Bumblebee.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
Bumblebee. That's gonna be a daycare.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Really, oh Jeff, kind of watch up with a stinger
if you're going to something, you know what I'm saying.
But it is a daycare, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:05:53):
So many kid themed things are Bumblebee themes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
So all right, that was really good, Muscadine wine. I'm
at for pouring into the glass where this is over with?
All right? How about we go to porn Star or
Weatherman then for the next one. All right, all right,
we've got some entertainers that have got some interesting names,
and you've got to figure out if we're referring to

(01:06:18):
a porn star or a weather man. So I think
we've seen this name before, but it still sounds great.
This guy, this entertainer's name Cliff Mass.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
Cliff Mass, I'm gonna say Cliff Mass is.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
A I think it's just the way I say it
that makes you think that's what it is, right, it
is because he's a weatherman. He does have a lot
of yeah see there, see there. All right, Well he
is in Washington State, I believe. Now here's the entertainer

(01:06:53):
who goes simply by the name of TG shuck tghu.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
This is gonna be a weather man.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
I mean shuck. That's like he should be out shuck
in the corn somewhere he and but he is a
weather man in Kentucky, So I think TG shuck is
a good weather man name for somebody in Kentucky. Frankly,
all right, yeah, all right, Well here's an interesting name,
kind of I don't know. It could go either way.

(01:07:19):
I think this entertainer's name is Dan Zero. Dan Zero.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
That sounds like a weatherman to me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Well, or Dan's arrow, I don't know, but Dan zero
sounds pretty interesting. But he is indeed a weatherman in
New Jersey. All right, here's the entertainer known as Rob
Piper Piper p I p e R. Rob Piper the Pipe.
He is a piper. Indeed, yes, he is a porn star.

(01:07:52):
How about Carlo Carrera, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
Gonna say call it Carrera is another porn.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Star, especially when the spell with all case more so, Oh,
Carlo is a porn star. All right, very good, Okay,
now you did very well on that. Now we're gonna
see how well you do with golf course or rehab.
These are pretty challenging because, yeah, you have to figure

(01:08:18):
out which one of these is the golf course and
which one is the rehaven. Sometimes it's a little difficult
to distinguish.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
All right, it's impossible.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Yeah, Well, let's see if we can go for go
for the gold here this week, we've got this new
this business in Fayetteville, West Virginia called bridge Haven.

Speaker 7 (01:08:36):
Bridge Haven, I'm gonna say, bridge Haven is a rehab.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Kind of sounds like a rehab name, doesn't it, you know? So, yes,
it's a golf course though instead, So see what I mean.
It's can be very tricky, so you have to think
very carefully, like this particular business in Wyoming, Rhode Island
called The Providence.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Providence, The Providence. I'm gonna say, this is a rehab.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Oh yeah. It has a nice positive, uplifting kind of
a theme to it here, So it is a rehab, correct,
all right? How about this one in Georgetown, Kentucky called
Cherry Blossom.

Speaker 7 (01:09:17):
Cherry Blossom, I'm gonna say, Cherry Blossom is a golf course.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
You'd kind of see cherry blossoms planted along the golf course,
you know, somewhere. Yes, it is called a golf course.
That is all right. Here's a business which is simply
called Pinnacle Peak in Scottsdale, Arizona.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Pinnacle Peak, I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say rehab.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Ooh, reaching for the top, the pinnacle of life. Yes,
I guess that would be a rehab. Indeed, so yes,
you're gonna peak reach your peak, I guess. All right.
And last, but not least, Mount Regis in Salem, Virginia.

Speaker 7 (01:09:57):
Mount Regis. I'm gonna say, Mount Regis.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
This is tough. You have things like peak and mounts.
It makes me think like who has a golf course
on the mountain or something? But I guess it would
say rehab.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Well, in this case it happens to be a rehab
very good. Well, you know, you got what four out
of five on that one, didn't you.

Speaker 7 (01:10:20):
Yeah, I've only missed three the whole insane game so far.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Yeah. I don't think that. But you have you ever done?
Have you ever actually made it to all get all
four of the golf course of rehab?

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
I've gotten all of them before.

Speaker 7 (01:10:35):
A five you've got?

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
You actually have so a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
But it's few and far between.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Okay, Well that's good, all right, So well I guess
that leaves us then with the one that you really
do even better at, more than anything is the fake
news or Florida And and this is simply where we
give you headlines and then you have to tell us
which one you think are the fake ones and the
ones that you think are the Florida ones that actually

(01:11:06):
took place in the state of Florida. Here is your
first headline. A Fort Pierce woman told police that the
wind blew cocaine into her purse.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Yes, say this one is fake news.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Believe it or not. That is a true story, Believe
it or not. It could have been fifty to fifty.
That's right. All right. Your next one, a Pompano Beach
woman was arrested for DUI after she crashed into a
police station.

Speaker 7 (01:11:42):
I'm gonna say fake news.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
That would be pretty amazing, but yes, it is fake news,
all right. I like this one. A spider monkey attacked
a home depot employee after escaping from its owner.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Well, I'm going to say, Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
You know that, doesn't You have killer monkeys in Florida.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Down there, We do have monkeys down here.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
You've got some pretty intense monkeys. That is a true story,
all right. Your next headline, a Titusville grandmother popped out
her teeth to scare off a nude burglar from her porch.

Speaker 7 (01:12:23):
This sounds like something that would happen from your grandma.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
I'm going to say Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Believe it or not, it did happen in Florida. And
the fact that it was a nude person on the board,
so that made it even better. So all right. Last,
but not least, a Miami man flipped off a cop
before jumping off a pier and trying to swim toward
a cruise ship.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
That's a new one. I'm going to say I'm gonna
say fake news.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
I believe it or not. That could have been true anywhere,
but it's fake news. For that one flipping off a
cop and then dove in off the pier to go
after a cruise ship. That's pretty good. So anyway, well
it didn't do too bad with that one, actually, so
i'd say, yeah, well, we've got some pretty good headlines

(01:13:23):
that's coming up here for the next week. And I'll
tell you I was reading some of these off to
some the folks around the table here tonight, and I mean,
this is gonna be great. I don't know if you
saw this or not. This made the news quite a
bit and people were talking about it. Since you know,
you tell you you probably get into some Pokemon games

(01:13:45):
here once in a while, right, did you hear about
that somebody paid eighty eight thousand dollars for a cheeto
that looks like at your.

Speaker 7 (01:13:56):
Wizard, Sure you mean a charge, a charge.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Are whatever you call them?

Speaker 7 (01:14:02):
Yeah, clearly you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Have no idea what it is. But yeah, so eighty
eight thousand dollars it looks like, Yeah, they man so old.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
You don't even understand how old.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
I have no idea, but they're calling it. They're calling
it a cheetosard Cheetos.

Speaker 7 (01:14:25):
Yes, and they have a picture.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Yeah, so eighty eight thousand dollars they put it in.
They preserved it like in a little case or something.
So yeah, that's amazing. So that's the story. There, we
have a Florida woman who stabbed her boyfriend because he
wouldn't eat her cooking. Okay, that's coming up. We also
have this is another TikTok story. Something else you can

(01:14:52):
learn off of TikTok. They say that feeding your baby
butter will shut them up. Oh my gosh, you need
to read this story to missus Poncho. It doesn't say,
it doesn't say I don't know so, but that this
is I mean, I was blown away by this one.

(01:15:13):
So and here's one. There's a new bill that's being
put out in uh Minnesota in the legislature that would
clarify that used bong water is not actually a drug.
I didn't know that it was ever considered a drug,
but apparently not. And I love this. There's a thirty

(01:15:37):
used bong water.

Speaker 7 (01:15:39):
Water.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Is you put that in your beer? I think that's
what they're hot dog water. Yeah. So well, here we
have a thirty six year old only fan star that's
touring nursing homes to find old men to appear in
her X rated videos only than what the old men
to be in her X rated video. Oh yeah, oh yeah,

(01:16:02):
this is nuts, all right. And then all the way
from Erie, PA, we have a megaladon goldfish that's found
in Lake Erie.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Megaladon goldfish in Lake Erie.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
I love that. Yeah, it's a big sucker too. I
don't know that they've named it yet, but the sucker
is bigger than the palm of your hand. Okay, it's
it's a big fish, all right. So I don't know
what egg prices are in Florida. I mean, they're pretty
pretty bad here in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 7 (01:16:33):
You're going, man, Yeah, well I'm talking to my friends
that have chickens now, like I will gladly pay you
money for extra eggs.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Well, it goes better than that, Okay. The rising egg
prices now has sparked a new trend called chicken rentals.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
Chicken rentalsy, this is.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
A real thing, all right. So, and I don't know
if you've heard about this, but apparently this is happening
in Florida, and there's some legal action that's being taken
against it. This is uh I think where is this
is in the sun Coast. It's a director of Suncoast
water Keeper. This is the name of this company. The

(01:17:12):
Center for Biological Diversity filed this challenge in the eleventh
US Circuit Court of Appeals under the Clean Air Act
because there's a plan to build roads in Florida using
radioactive waste. Oh my gosh, okay, this will be fun
to you. Gotta seeing Floridians now with you know, three

(01:17:33):
eyes and four nipples and you know, six fingers and
all this kind of thing. Then we have a week
long orgasm retreat that teaches women how to climax.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Here's another that's right. Well, here's something you got you
may not know. Do you have ghost poops?

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
What you're talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
You, Well, they're not phantom pooping. This is ghost pooping.
And this is and it says a lot about your
health if you have ghost poops. All right, so you
may learn a lot about your health by your poom. Okay,
and this is beautiful. We have a Florida man who
swallows eight hundred thousand dollars worth of luxury jewelry and

(01:18:23):
police have to scan his insides for evidence.

Speaker 7 (01:18:27):
Oh then all right, it's a perfect crime.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
The perfect crime. Absolutely. We have a family dysfunction problem
here also, where we have a man who is suing
his brother in law because they went and had a
rented a cabin with everybody, and he was lying down
on the hammock and fell asleep and his brother in
law filled his belly button full of super glue.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
Oh my gosh, and he.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Had to go to the hospital to have it all
taken out. All right, now, this is one that I
one of my favorite stories just because of the sheer
stupidity of it. A TikTok couple is upset because the
mountain cabin that they ordered to stay in is on
a mountain.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Like this is there's too much mountain in my mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Oh, you're gonna love. This is just I mean, it's
just insane. And then there's a Walmart in Jacksonville that's
selling empty chicken nuggets with no chicken in them.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
What what is that?

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
I mean I could go to that Walmart, you could.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
It's a mom in Jacksonville posted a video she bought
some of their great Value chicken nuggets and cut them
open and there's no chicken. Oh it's great, it's great,
all right, it is it is. And here's a great
one here. We have a we have a guy who
took took part in a speed eating contest and down

(01:19:58):
to seven pounds hamburger and wound up in the er
because he couldn't pass gas.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
Sometimes yeah, oh yeah, Well here's another one where folks
are not eating seven pound burgers. They're eating packing peanuts.
That's the new TikTok trend.

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
There's always a new every week. It's like you can't
keep up with the TikTok trends.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
Right, well, see now look these are edible packing peanuts.
Have you heard about those? Well they're now bi well no, no, no,
they're like biodegradable because styrofoam doesn't doesn't break down, so
they're trying to do something biodegradable. So now packing peanuts
are actually edible, and so now they're eating them on TikTok. Right,

(01:20:43):
And then we have a Missouri man that was charged
not once, but twice for trying to have sex with
a train seat. So he loves trains, that's exactly right.
So they're you have it right there, and that's that's
some things you can look forward to coming up next week.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
So I think it'll be a good week.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
I think it will now now, I mean I probably
won't be able to put out a midweek bonus episode
this week because I'll be spending the middle of the
week with your mom and dad.

Speaker 7 (01:21:20):
That sounds uncomfortable well to them, Yeah, right, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Yeah, we decided, you know, last year, we decided we
went to Pigeon Forge and kind of like hung out.
This time we're going to Nagshead, North Carolina.

Speaker 7 (01:21:35):
So yeah, it's a cold, windy beach.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Hey, it's better than a hot, steamy beach for me.
I don't mind it. The yeah, you know. So, yeah,
we'll be there. We're researching some places to eat and uh,
you know, just kind of chill out a little bit,
you know. So but I'll have plenty of stupidity though
ready for you though, by by next next week. So

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we will miss a beat with that, that's for sure,
because we got some great stuff coming.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
Oh. I'm looking forward to it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Yeah, And I'm gonna I'm gonna see if if your
your dad would be up for any kind of electroshock
therapy to try to stimulate what pregnancy feels like our child.

Speaker 7 (01:22:16):
Yeah, I can imagine what kind of answer you're gonna
get from him.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22:22):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
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