Sex Fantasies by Your Zodiac Sign-S05E15

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Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to mydungeon. Welcome to Cauldronscript. I'm your
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we are going against my logical natureand talking about the hidden sexual fantasies
associated with each zodiac sign. Ithought this would be kind of fun.

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Nate Mayfair, Hello, how areyou good? You it's a rough day,
but that's all right. We're goingto do this. That's why I
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And rule number three the quote fromPaul Young, submission is not about
authority and it's not about obedience.It is all about relationships of love and
respect. Okay, so your sexualfantasies according to your zodiac sign. According
to the New York Post, thisshould be fun and may fair. You

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and I are both Pisces, soI saved that one for last. We're
always last. I know you don'tdo a lot of zodiac, but Pisces
are always last, oh are they? Yeah? We are the twelfth sign
of the zodiac, so we arethe end. Oh so that's why these
were in order, starting with aries. Gotcha. Yeah, Cauldron doesn't do

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a lot with zodiac. There wastime in my life I collected zodiac books
and did star charts and all thefun stuff. So yeah, not big
on all that. But Maria,why don't you go ahead and take aries

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aries March twenty first through April nineteenth. Their typical is rough sex Aries is
ruled by planet Mars, named forthe lord of war and the patron saint
of in kind. Rams favor athleticsex, red sports cars, and impulsive

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purchases, ever seeking to push themselvesphysically and fulfill themselves sexually. Rough sex
strikes that match strikes the match offantasy pain, adrenaline being the confirmation of
their own vitality. Ardent Ares arealso aroused by any role playing scenario in

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which they are cast as a hero, specifically and preferably a fight. A
firefighter, poses and suspenders are encouraged, but not required. So I have
had sex with an Aries man andit was definitely not gentle sex. Okay

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I can say that. Yeah,I've talked about him on the show.
He's the one who like squeezed myentire waste into his hands. Yeah,
that would be him, Maria says, she's an Aries. As we go
through these, please offer some feedbackin the chat as as you feel comfortable

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doing with how this applies to youor people that you have known. Remember
no name dropping without consent, ofcourse, I have a Scorpio, sun
Aries moon and Aquarius rising, whateverthe hell that means. You took the
words right out of my mouth thereBelfraia with that last part may fare any

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you know what all that stuff sunMoon and rising did. One is like
it kind of like what you're youpresent the world. One is like who
you are actually And then I think, I don't remember if the last one
was more like what you think youare kind of thing. But I could

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be completely wrong, because you thinkyou are what you're what you're going to
be in the future, well whatyou want, like what other people see,
what you think you present to otherpeople, and then the reality of
who you actually are, gotcha,It's I think that makes sense. But
it's like I said, it's beena hot minute and I had to learn

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a lot more important things in zodiac. So so tauris April the twentieth through
May the twentieth, Sex in thewoods. For all the stereotypes of Taurus
being a bogie, yeah bogie.Just watched uh top Gun the other day,

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and so yeah, I've got I'vegot dog fights in my head.
Comfort seeking hedonist. These people arefirst and foremost the zodiac's first Earth sign,
ruled by feel good, look goodVenustorians are universally soothed by nature and

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turned on by indulging in their animalurges in wild environments, a picnic that
marries sex and snacks. No no, no food in sex, a hammock
fling or a tent thank you Isupposed to say, pounding polling, I

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don't know. Getting it on whilesurrounded by green their power color is the
way to go. In my experience, the Taurus was my ten year guy,
and it was always on Monday,in a room in the bed.

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There was no no adventure there.Well exactly. My brother that lives in
an RV is a tourist smack dabin the middle, and that's one reason
why he enjoys living in the rV is the forest adventures. So you

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know, coincidence Gemini, So Jimand I May twentieth through May twenty first
through June twentieth A cookie in publicGemini. Folks have curious minds and famously
short attention spans. Consequently, theirsexual fantasies are likewise brief exploratory, taking

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the shape of impulse. An impulsiverendezvous in a public restroom, a quick
car quickie, or up against awall in a nearby alleyway extra hot point
if the tryst is preceded by filthysentiments whispered confidently in their ear or delivered
into their inbox. I know aguy who is a Gemini and he has

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multiple kids because they were in hiscar and he didn't want to risk the
upholstery. So let me scroll downhere to Pisces to see I'm not gonna
say yet. Okay, yeah,I think. I mean, especially when

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I was younger, I certainly appreciatedthe the funness of sex in the woods
for taurists and the quikies in public. M yep, and Pisces kind of
applies. But we'll get there.We'll get there. Of what's next,

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Virgo cancer cancer cancer is June twentyfirst through July twenty second, and rope
play cancer rules the fourth house ofHome and roots and natives nurse persistent fears
of being left and natives nurse persistentfears of being left, the sexual balm

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for a bunt abandonment and the keyto their kinky thus lead to their kink.
Duskly lies in rope play, ifyou can can't tie them down forever,
you can at least tie them upfor a night. Well, I

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mean, we never played with rope. There was a lot of being held
down the cancer in my past.Yeah, he was the first guy.
And we've had text outside. We'vehad text with people in the next room.
We've had sex with the door opening. People out there like it.

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He was an all around freak.Let's see, Chris, Sunshine is based
on birth Moon relates to emotional relationshipsself and rising is what outward presentation to
the external world from what you canremember. Ah, okay, thanks for

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that input, Chris, do appreciateit and welcome. I don't remember seeing
your name here before. Leo Julytwenty third through August twenty second. Voyeurism
ruled by the never subtle sun.Leos have a serious look at me kink

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fantasy for them takes shape of beingwatched and worshiped, be it on a
stage, on a screen, atopa stripper pole. They are rock hard
for sexual stardom. Someone getting offon the side of them is the pinnacle
of pleasure for the lion of thepride. Even more flattering. Even more
so if flattering evidence like pornography,polaroids, or flattering sex tape that enters

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the equation. Do I do liketo voyeer? I know a Leo.
I don't want to name them though, ok give anything away, but I've

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introduced you to them on the ins, but you've never met them. Ah,
okay, so that tells you.Obviously it doesn't tell everybody. But
would this be a relative? Okay, yeah, yeah, who sometimes watches

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the show. Oh well I didnot know that. Hi. Yeah.
When they told me about it,I was a little awkward. I was
like, oh god, oh that'sright, Yeah, you did tell me
that. I guess I'm just aheadenist because most of these apply to me.
Fun fact, Pisces does have atendency to reflect pieces of all the

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signs because we're at the end andwe kind of yeah, that's pretty normal.
Ah, the chameleons in the waterwhere we at Virgo see those low
Virgo August twenty third through September twentysecond. I don't want to think about

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my other brother being a Virgo workplacefantasy, which is funny considering the last
day he went on was with somebodythat he worked with. It was a
blind day that my sister set up, and they knew each other and didn't

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know that it was going to beeach other, and they absolutely couldn't stand
one another, So you know,this is funny. Oh they I about
to think that the sex part itwas fun huh, I said, I
bet if they got to the sexportion, it was probably fun. No.
This is the sixty year old virginextremely religious brother. Yeah, yeah,

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yes, and you heard that correctly. Sixty He's he's very religious.
That's all I'll say. Virgo rulesthe sixth house. This is workplace fantasies.
Virgo rules the sixth house of serviceand daily habits. Thus, the
idea of being service, tick workand then getting back to business appeals to

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their sense of duty and efficiency.A lunch break, sec session over or
under their work desk wink wink,secretarial role play, or receiving oral sex
during a zoom meeting should do thetrick getting paid to get laid check check.

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Yeah, I've done this too.I mean, yeah, kind of,
I have to you. But thatwas a Taurus. But the Virgo
I briefly dated. He we didmeet a lot at work, at his
work, like a lot that waswhere probably half of our time was spent,
was going to his place of work. So that makes sense. Hmm.

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Interesting. So what Libra Libra Septembertwenty third through October twenty second,
BDSM symbolizes the balance symbolized by thebalance seeking scales. Libra struggles with decision

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making and people pleasing. These qualitiesfind their sexual expression and psychic bomb through
BDSM, specifically a sub role beingtold what to do and what their partner
wants, while surrendering to pleasure reducesanxiety, intensifies orgasms, and improves both
complexion circulation and general disposition. Iwonder what what our local venue owners is.

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I don't know. My friend Iintroduced you to and came to one
party for half a night. Ah, but they left the party. So
yeah, yeah, there's all kindsof hooking up that could have been done
at that party and saved them asix hour round trip drive. Oh God.

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Scorpio October twenty third through November twentyfirst erotic exphyxiation. Before I get
into this one, I have tosay that that is one of the deadliest
things that people can play with,so be very very careful with that.

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You can literally kill someone in threeseconds for yourself or yourself auto eerotic Yet,
David carridin a couple of kids thatmade it made national news when I
was a senior in high school.Back in ninety five they had linked a

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couple of belts together and draped themselvesoff of each side of the bed,
and both of them ended up done. Yeah, it was not good anyway.
Scorpio erotic asphyxiation. Scorpio is asign that craves intensity and intimacy.

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And intense intimacy. Rulers of theEighth House of Sex, Death, Secrets,
and Resurrection the euphemism of orgasm aspetite mort or the little death finds

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a home here. Yes, thelittle death do what I said? That's
French. Uh huh. Yes,the punctuation is poor in this. That's
why I'm like batite what what?Oh? Oh? Oh? Okay u?
Pushing their pleasure to the cellar.Pushing their pleasure to the cellar door,

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and heightened state of asphyiciation, whetheralone or with a partner, appeals
to the fearless spirit of the scorpion. Good times, but you got to
be really, really, really careful. Go ahead, that's terarious. November

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twenty through December twenty First Mile HighClub, when sexuality sagittariusts get drunk on
the new and then novel picking upa stranger at a bar. The thrill
of anonymity, real or role playedh and or sexual in motion, mile
high club, back of the bullettrain or greyhound bus. Getting it on

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against the blur of changing scenery istried and true. Turn on optimistic problem
solvers archers are more about the storythan the specifics, and are thus unbothered
by the awkward angles, bad lighting, suspect smells of an airplane bathroom skyrockets

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in flight, y'all. And don'tforget the six feet under club for people
who have six and cemeteries. Hmm, you didn't know that that was a
that was a thing. I'd neverheard of, the six feet under.

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Yeah. I like mild choking,definitely, not to the point of not
being able to breathe. Yeah,that's about but even like the blood choking
can cause cloths. Fun fact.Yeah, David Carrodine was in fact a
sagittarian. Oh man, Oh hemissed it. He was sagittarius. I

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thought he was gonna be Scoco tang. Well, let's see, I mean
that's just more to the point thathe was. He was deleted by someone
else, you know. Conspiracy theoriesall around that. Capricorn December twenty second
through January nineteenth. Getting paid forsex. Capricorn is the big Daddy of

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the zodiac into calling the shots andpaying the tab. There is also the
sign of punishing excellence and hot underthe collar kink. This is also the
sign needing to be the best,with an emphasis on capital gains. Caps

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harbor the secret fantasy of being paidfor sex, marrying pleasure and earning potential
and keeping it hot by keeping ittransactional. Hmm, yeah, I got

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that all that, huh, Isaid, I don't have any stories about
a Capricorn. My first crush wasa Capricorn, but I wasn't actually brave
enough to talk to him. So, m h. It would be interesting
to know if if the majority ofsex if there's you know, a greater
majority of Capricorn in the sex workers. You know, if you're going to

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believe this stuff, be interesting.Hi. Aquarius January twentieth through February eighteenth,
Alien role play, Beam them upand turn them on. Aquarius is
ruled by rabble rousing Uranus and livesfor the unexpected and they yet to be

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explored. They vibe deeply with outerspace and as the resident outsider, freethinker,
or loaner of the loner genius ofthe zodiac identify with the plight of
extraterrestrials. Thus, these people arelikely to be turned on by alien role
play scenarios, abduction fantasies, testtubes, probes, suction simulations, flashing

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lights, chrome underwear, star trekinspired sex toys, and robotic commands,
etc. Water bearers are down togo down and get down where no man
has gone before. Yeah, let'sthe age of Aquarius. Yeah, that

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one's I still think that your wifeis more Aquarius than Pisces. Yeah,
she's always claiming that cusp stuff.I was born on the cusp, so
oh, I mean she's not,but none of that applies to her.

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I'm just in general I think ofher as Aquarius. Yeah, I realized
that technically she's not. But yeah, I don't know. I was just
saying, none of that, noneof that applies to her though, mm
hm hm hm No. In fact, that would probably be it. Alien

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role play would probably be it.Well I'm not I'm gonna be bold and
not say probably it would be aturn off for her. Have you asked?
No? But I will just justbecause no, no forewarning either,

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like you've got to just like bringit up random. Yeah, because she's
in doing stuff for work right now, so she's not watching normally, she
watches on Sundays at least the firsthour. All right, Pisces, what
do you think about this one?I don't know. I mean I haven't

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read it. I just read thetitle. Yeah, I'm like, oh,
I don't know. I think Ithink it might be for me.
I definitely think it would be toomuch, but I think that also comes
into some of my past. Yeah. Yeah, but I won't go too

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deep since we still haven't told themwhat to do. Well, let's let's
end the weight. So Mayfair andI are pieces hold on. Okay,
should you maybe do the the producersnow? Oh yeah, I'll go ahead

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and do that. You really wantto. I'm just saying, like,
you know, we're talking about yeah, and I got I got something else
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Pisces February nineteenth through March twentieth.This is mayfair and myself orgy. Pisces

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is the sign of the boundless dreamer. And this blue sky no rules approach
extends and is perhaps even intensified inthe sexual fantasies of the fish folks.

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That's awful, mouthy. A pastelcircus tent orgy where everyone is covered in
glitter and grinding to experimental finish trancemusic is just the kind of fantasy scene
they want to dive into. No, No, not so sure about the

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pastel circus tepe. Definitely not downwith the glitter nope uh and finish trance
music that's a no for me andmaybe for you. You like some trance
music that I said, maybe,mm yeah, maybe I'd have to hear

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specific specifically some Finnish trance music.Maybe Rulers of the Twelfth House of dissolving
barriers and Altered States and imagine amalgamationof bodies moving as one toward the express

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purpose of equitable pleasure is a bigtime fuck Yes for fish Bonus points if
everyone sticks around for the cuddle puddlepost game wrap up in their favorite pillow
for it. I'm down. MI'm down. I mean, I'm down.

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The the the third paragraph there,That's how I feel about concerts.
That's why I like being on thefloors because we're all there having a good
time and the energy is all thesame. But I don't think I could
have that kind of m I don't. I think two would be my limit.

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Like me and two people. Youadd more in there, and I
think I'm just gonna get overwhelmed andbe like eh and run away. Well,
hell, I ran away from thetwo the first time I did a
threesome. I ran and hid.Well, I mean, are you thinking
of you with? Like a game? Ban and an orgy are two different

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things. I don't like being aroundother people having sex, and I don't
like that many people touching me becausethat's an orangy. I mean, I've
seen where it was just a bunchof couples but everybody was there was like

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ten couples to twenty people and theywere all just having sex with their partner,
but everybody was naked in the sameroom and doing it yep. And
then I've seen where it's been abunch of people and everybody doing everybody that's
that's also an orgy totally well,I can't say totally different than a game

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bang, but definitely different. Idon't think that's me to me. To
me, a game bane is likea subset. It would be a type,
a specific type of orgy. Imean that's fair, but I don't

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think I No, I think that'stoo many people for me. I started
watching the show you talked about,though, I think did you talk about
it in the month or just on? Did you mention it last week?
Oh? Uh, Naked Naked NakedTraction? I think I just mentioned it

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in the munch. Oh okay,sorry I outed you. No, that's
cool, yeah no. On HBOMax Uh Naked Attraction. There's like six
seasons of it, and it's avery interesting show. Uh. There's six

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contestants and one person picking, andit's one hundred percent based on physical attraction.
Some people have a problem with that. Well, I mean, if
it's not your thing, that's fine. I think the first what three rounds
are but then like when it getsdown to three, they start talking,

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Yeah they do they they they well, they answer one question, they do,
But I mean it still gives youan idea of personality. And yeah,
yeah, so the first three roundsare absolutely visual, but then like
it gets a little bit, atiny bit about more than yeah, yeah,

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just such. But I mean,I can't tell you how many times
I've been randomly chewed out by peoplebecause you're talking about types. Well,
you know, yeah, she's pretty, but she's not my type, and

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they automatically assume I mean physically,and I could mean, you know,
uh, intellectually, whatever, butoh well, that's just wrong having a
Hey, that means that you're fetishizingone, one specific type of person,
and people are so goddamn sensitive.I have the type. According to a

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lady I used to work with,I like I have. I tend to
like guys who would make pretty womenexactly what she told me. She said,
what She's like, Nikki, youlike men who would make really pretty
drag queens. And I was like, what Jared Letto even played one.

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No, I guess Jared Leto playeda trans woman, not a drag queen.
Yeah, but it's been forever sinceI've seen that movie. Texas Buyers
Club is the movie. But Imean, I was like, well,
god damn, she might be right. I'm like, I like them in

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makeup. I like them with longhair, like fuck, do I feel
like we're getting into like a doctorSeuss. I like them well private chat.
I can't post this link in theregular chat, sorry y'all. I
am posting it in a private chatbetween Mayfair and myself. I do have

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to say that the first season ofthat, I think she made the proper
choice for the first episode. Absolutelyagree with her. Good lord, I
don't remember. It is a coolshow though, if you've got HBL Max,
I recommend checking it out. Itis full nudity all the way around.
And uh, they're not a tradeto do zoom ups on the penises

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or the vaginants. Yeah, andif you if you notice when they meet
and they hug, a lot oftimes after that the guys are like covering
their hands over. It's because theycan show the flaccid penises on Channel four
in Britain, but they can't showthem erect so a lot of times they

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will cover their junk. And that'show you know they're getting a little too
excited for this game show. Imean, I'm pretty sure the one guy
was half hard the whole time.Yeah, episode I watched, I was
like, that is standing a bittoo too tall to be just hanging out.
You'll see you'll see quite a fewof those. I think I'm in

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season three now. Eventually they havea poly couple on there looking for a
unicorn. Mhm. Have not madeit that far. I think two or
three episodes there they and they recognizeall all sexual identities, all genders.

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So there's they've got, you know, there's there's of course Hedro's looking for
Headrow's. There's uh, there wasa bigraph by trans Yeah, there's a
polyamorous couple. Yep. So it'sit's it's inclusive. Just for those people

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who think it's automatically going to beproblematic. Mhm. No, I mean
I get it. I understand physicalattraction is certainly not everything, and absolutely
you can be it can appear forsome of us anyway, after you get

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to know a person, like initiallyI mean to be like but then as
get to know them like personality kindof Trump's what I saw, and like
you're like, oh, he iskind of cute after all. M So
it's no, I agree, Likeyou get to know somebody and that can

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change. I mean, that's there'suh sapio sexual I believe that's when there
has to be a deep intellectual connectionall the different things. Oh man,
like I said, it's a badday for me. I'm in a lot

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of pain with a terrible headache,but I do want to go over this
mayfair. Did you get the linkthat I sent you? Yes? All
right? This is on PopSugar dotcom. What are the most common fetish's
experts explain? And I'm not goingto get into this is a good article.
It goes into explaining the difference differencesbetween what a fetish is and what

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a kink is. A fetish isa sexual fixation that you typically whatever the
fetish is needs to be involved inorder for you to receive full fulfillment during
sex or a sexual act, whetheryou know, climax or whatever. Whereas

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a kink that is something that youlike, something you prefer it's a type
of activity or whatever. Like somebodymay have a food kink and that they
just enjoy splashing or whatever it iswhere you're where you introduce, you know,

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food play with sex and then othersif they have a fetish, that
means that they they won't They mayenjoy sex without food, but it won't
be satisfying. To them, itcan be enjoyable but not satisfying. I'm

(42:22):
sure a lot of women understand whatthat's like. Yeah, it was good
while it lasted, you know,it was good. It just it wasn't
satisfying. I mean, I likesex, but I don't like to have

(42:42):
to count and seeing tiles because you'reboring. I've only had to do that
with one dude. Okay, onedude, and it still makes me laugh
every single time you talk about it. It's just it was so like I
was like, I can't be mad, Like I'm just bored. Fuck.

(43:05):
But then like the girl I sethim up with so he would leave me
alone, she's like, oh mygod, he's great, and I'm like,
okay, I'm happy for you.That was was boring sex in my
life. Well, he said youweren't fun either, and I'm like,
that's it's probably true because I'm layingthere like a fish looking at the ceiling
time man, and it there's athere are some people who have not given

(43:35):
my best performance too. For him, he needed to make a physical mark
for everyone to see, and itwas not gonna happen. Ah, It's
I love my marks. I lovebruises. I love sore spots, but
don't go putting a fucking teenage hickeyon your neck. I don't want a

(43:55):
hickey on my neck. Yeah,I'm a professional, I'm in a professional
role. I do not want tolook like a seventeen year old girl who
her boyfriend got carried away. Oh, speaking of on and if you like
hickeys, it's okay, It's justnot for me, but go ahead.
Sorry. One of one of thecontestants showed up with a to the to

(44:22):
the show with a hickey on theirneck. Damn said that they had met
somebody the night before in the hotel. And I mean the one guy,
like I said, I'm only likethree episodes in, and he had a
foot fetish. Ye, the firstperson he kicked out was because her toes
looked fun Like, her toes werepretty gross. I'm not gonna lie like,

(44:44):
I don't have a thing for feet, and I'm not disgusted by feet,
Like, feet don't bother me.I don't have an opinion either way.
But her feet looked pretty gross.Yeah, like she hadn't even clipped
her toenails in like months. Yeah, it was h Yeah, I mean

(45:05):
everybody knows how I feel. Aboutfeet. I hate feet. It's almost
a foot phobia with me. Butsee, that's kind of funny because that
would have even prevented me from noticing, because I wouldn't have been looking at
anybody's feet in that shoe. Youprobably would have well, they are kind

(45:28):
of raised up, so yeah,they would have been in my face anyway.
So according to this, the mostcommon common fetishes, and some of
these I do know as a fact, like foot fetish. Last I checked

(45:49):
potophilia. Potophilia, which is afoot fetish, is the most common fetish
in the world. There is likea sixty percent if you have a foot
fetish, there's about a sixty percentchance that you know other people with a

(46:13):
foot fetish, even if you arecompletely vanilla living the vanilla life. A
guy I used to work with he'sso so vanilla, so religious, but
he's also very like non judge,and we would talk a lot about things

(46:39):
that I did and talk about hisweekends. And the first time we did
he's like, so you you likethat kind of stuff? He says,
well, I guess you know that'sI mean. I have my thing too,
Like I love my wife's feet.I married her because of her feet.

(47:01):
It's my second wife. My firstwife, she had awesome feet too.
I don't I don't know what itis. It just always had good
feet or always had a thing forfeet. I'm like, yeah, it's
very common. It's it's very commonfetish. It's just kissing him and looking
around. And I'm like, no, you gotta stop. My only experience

(47:22):
with people and feet. One ofmy coworkers stole my shoe. I was
sitting in our work van, andhe took my shoe off and he threatened.
He was pretending, like I thinkhe really would have put my toe
in his mouth. But for somereason though, so that group out there
thought I was actually kind of scary. And I told him if he did,

(47:45):
my foot would go through the backof his head. If it entered
his mouth, it was going togo all the way forward. Well,
I gotta tell you, Pixie.Pixie sent me a thing that talked about
the processing the nerves. So inthe brain. This is the reason why.

(48:09):
And I have researched this because Ithat used to be a thing that
I did anytime I met somebody witha foot fetish. I want to know
why. And it's because in thebrain, the processing centers for your foot
sensations and your genital sensations are sideby side, and they can become interwoven.

(48:34):
And I dated somebody once, yearsand years ago that had a foot
thing, and she finally talked tome. We turned it into a game
that I was certain I was goingto win and I didn't, and it
ended up with my toe being andher my big toe being in her mouth,

(48:57):
and it felt exactly like it ina blowjob. It was the weirdest
moment of sensational dissonance I've ever butI I couldn't figure it out like I

(49:17):
think I could could have probably ifI wasn't so like weirded. I wasn't
weirded out by it. It justit was so confusing. I'm like,
okay, you've you've done the thing. You won there, that was your
your reward. You can stop now. But I think I probably could have
climaxed from it. It was justweird. I mean, I've never gone

(49:42):
back to that well and tried itout again, but yeah, because I
think I had disgusting feet and Iwouldn't be willing to let somebody try do
it. I would have kicked theship out of that boy, like we
weren't in a relationship. He waslike, he just turned eighteen. He

(50:06):
was nowhere near my type. AndI was like, I swear to God,
you will eat your teas because Icouldn't get my foot loose. Like
he actually had a damn good gripon my ankle, and I was like,
I, I mean, I'll beable to pull back, but I
will I will knock you out.It was not unconsensual. So the next

(50:31):
one and these are not in anyorder, with the exception of foot fetish
being first. Bodily fluids or urinefetish, though any bodily fluid can be
a fetish, Urine is a commonone. Often someone might feel satisfaction urinating
on someone or being urinated on themselves, typically referred to as golden showers.

(50:59):
It's not a fetish, but Ithink we both fall into the kink of
that category bodily fluids or blood.Yeah, and we both have blood kink
m hm yeah. And I'm notI'm not against like going promal and marking

(51:19):
my territory like that's you know,it would be angry if someone pete on
me mm hmm, Like I thinkit would bring out the wrong side of
me. Come on, let mejust splash a little on your foot.
It'll be okay, we're in theshower. I really think I would get
violent again. It would have tobe the right setting, you know,

(51:46):
but that that could be. Butpersonal me, I think I would turn
violent mm hm, like the dayyou hit me and with one of the
evil sticks you made, and itwas a lot harder than I think either

(52:07):
U was expected. M and myfists curled up before I even knew what
happened. Oh, I knew Iwas getting a tooth knocked out or something
I was. I think being onme would bring out that same response like
put and Cryptor's trust you. Youdon't want to see that side of her,

(52:30):
you don't. I really like bythe time I realized what I was
doing, I was like, ohmy god, I almost punched him.
Yeah, yeah, that was anyway. Undergarment Someone with an undergarment fetish might
exclusively find sexual satisfaction by engaging withanother person's undergarment. This can include the

(52:54):
smell of used undergarments, the fellor look of them, or the anticipation
of undergarment removal. This fetish caninclude socks, underwear, brawls, whatever,
This is one that is common withUH, commonly based toward UH female

(53:21):
undergarments. I like wear laugerie,but that's about as far as I can
say with that. I like wearingit. It's UH. I mean,
that's why used under used panty cellsm and is probably a billion dollar business

(53:51):
man if I could find something likethat. Varyeurism and x X exhibitionism fetish.
This fetish can involve a fixation onwatching or having someone viewing you have
sex. It can be done bygoing to sex clubs, viewing porn,

(54:13):
recording someone having sex. If youdo that, damn sure better be consensual,
or having someone record you. Everybodyknows what that is. That is
a very very common kink or fetish. Latex. I would like to see
more of a latex scene around here. There's not really one to speak of.

(54:37):
I think that that was one ofthe really cool things about being in
LA for dom Con was seeing they'vegot a huge latex community there. This
fetish involves latex the actual material eitherbeing worn, touch, smelled, or
used as part of a roleplay orsexual situation. And then finally, humiliation

(54:59):
FETI many people, particularly straight men, have a humiliation fetish which may involve
a partner consensually berating them, insultingthem, or ordering them around. And
I think that that's very, verystereotypical, and I disagree with this being

(55:22):
with it saying particularly straight men.I think this comes from someone who had
some misinformation. I'll say, becausethat is, it may be slightly more
common, but given the the mendominant to female dominant ratio in the male

(55:58):
and female and counting in all thenon binary trans you know, into the
numbers, m you can't say thatparticularly straight men. I mean, I
think they're going off the stereotype whereyeah, submissive men, that that's your

(56:24):
stereotype of a submissive man is hewants a woman to just rate him and
make him feel worthless. Is thestereotype. I'm not saying what is actually
it is, but I think that'swhere that they're coming from on that.
I don't I don't know that theydid a lot of because they don't have
numbers, right, and I don'ttrust surveys without numbers. Show me your

(56:50):
so of your facts mm hmm,I like data. Yeah, yeah,
I agree. Yeah, I meanit's pop sugar, so it's pop entertainment.
And they just go along with youknow, the standard old tropes.

(57:12):
So anyway, that's all I've gotfor today. I knew that we were
going to be short, so Iincluded that little bit of extra there bi
weekly. It's hard to remember.Oh, bag that bag? Hello.
Oh, A friend used to havea business deal like a thousand prepare of

(57:36):
pantyhose. Damn. I mean,ma'am, if you you know that business,
please let me know. I canwear whatever. I'll go to work
in it and ship it off.I don't care. Like shit I could
do with that kind of extra money. I think we all could. Yeah.

(57:57):
I remember there was one of thereal sex on HBO. I think
it was. Yeah, I think, Uh, there was an episode with
a woman. This was you know, years and years ago, and she
basically made up something she called herfish sauce. Yeah, and she would

(58:20):
just put a little yeah on thepanties and chip them off. Hell,
I don't even care, I'll wearthem whatever. But she, I mean
she was doing she was selling hundredsof pairs a month. It was her,
it was her living friends. Yep. This was before fet life and

(58:49):
yeah, we're talking early two thousandsI think it was. But yeah,
I'll never forget that she called ither fish sauce. I'm like, that
is so uh insulting to so manywomen. But I'm not a woman,
so I don't have to man explainit. I mean, if that's what

(59:12):
they expect, whenever. So well, we're going to get on out of
here. I know it's going tobe it's a short day, half hour
short, but I'm I can't sithere any longer. For those who,
again this is your first time listening, I have had three discs fused in

(59:34):
my cervical spine aka my neck,and it's left me in a lot of
pain, and so I just I'vehad to cut back a lot with what
I do. And yeah, so'mif there's bad cats a libra. But

(01:00:01):
if anybody wants to get in touchwith both me, this is my only
job now right now, so feelfree email me Master Cauldron at gmail dot
com. If you've ever thought aboutsupporting the show, jump in there and
do that. Could really use yourhelp and your support more so now than

(01:00:23):
ever before. And mayfair any finalthoughts anything to say? See who you
are. I know we've talked aboutlists and zodiacs and stereotypes. Just say

(01:00:45):
fuck it. And do what makesyou happy as long as it doesn't harm
anyone, harm anyone and hurt involveanimals, children, et cetera. You
took my word, so I wasgonna say, Really, the thing to
take away from this is have fun, keep it consensual, and keep it

(01:01:07):
safe. What is safe, Wellthat's different for everybody, but in safe,
sane, and consensual, those thingsmean you know, what does the
general population consider safe and sane?Yeah, so keep that in mind,

(01:01:28):
you do, you booboo. Yep, risk aware, consensual, kink,
know the risks, be aware ofwhat is happening, what will happen,
and how it will end in aftercare, all the things, check ins,

(01:01:50):
and just because you know and theydon't doesn't make it consensual. Both people
have to know. There's a lotof that that I've heard about lately,
like, well, I don't likerack because that allows for well, there's
risk aware. You know that there'srisks that allows for abuse, and I

(01:02:14):
agree with that. So if it'sused incorrectly, but yep, that's gonna
wrap us up. Thank you somuch to everybody showed up today, which
was not very many people, butI didn't expect many people to given the
topic, and yeah, it hasbeen caldron and fair. The cauldronscript dot

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