Nurse Claims You [Spicy] [Older Woman Patches You Up] [Yandere-ish] [Protective]

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, sleepyhead, welcome back to the living. You gave
us quite the scare with that tumble of yours. Yes,
my dear, you were out cold for the better part
of the morning, but I'm so glad to see you

(00:22):
wake up. No, don't try to move your leg or
your hips. Yeah, you could hurt yourself further. Well. Your
friends told us that you fell off the top of
the half pipe at the skate park. It's a very

(00:43):
dangerous sport doing all those jumps, going up and down
like that. Don't worry, though, Nurse Audeo is here to
make everything better. I've been working at this hospital for
years now. I have tended to every kind of injury
you could imagine. You have nothing to fear. Mm hmm,

(01:09):
I'm a pro. Okay now, because you hit your head
pretty hard back there, I want to ask you a
few questions. What year is it okay? Good? Good? What
is your first and last name, date of birth? Great?

(01:36):
Who is the current prime Minister? Correct? And lastly, what
is your ideal woman and why is she a nurse?
I'm just kidding, sorry. I like to try to lighten

(01:57):
things up around here and be pretty dreary all right now,
let's take a look at that leg and your hip.

(02:18):
Oh my goodness, that is quite the battle wound you've
got there. I want to prepare you so it's not
a shock later when you're able to see it. But
your right leg all the way up to your cute
little belly button is essentially one big bruce. What did

(02:45):
you just say? It's not as bruce as your ego.
My goodness, Oh my goodness, you're funny. Even in your
weekend date you're making jokes. Oh what a trooper. Wow, No,

(03:09):
that was funny. It is not often we have comedians
on this unit. Usually I'm the only one trying to
make jokes around here. Oh my, I can't remember the
last time a patient made me laugh out loud on

(03:31):
my shift. I guess we have a lot in common,
kindred spirits. Perhaps, Thank you for that. I needed that. Okay,

(03:51):
now let's get back to the serious stuff. Okay, Now,
what is your pain level right now? From one to ten?
One being the lowest and ten being the highest. Oh no,

(04:13):
oh no, honey, I'm so sorry you're in that kind
of pain. You are so brave and I'm so sorry,
but I do have to touch you a little bit
to know how best to wrap this. Okay, but let's see.

(04:36):
Does it hurt when I do this? Well? Sorry, okay,
how about this? Okay, that's not as bad. Good, Okay,
we're almost done. What about this? Only war baby? Okay, Okay,

(05:04):
I'm sorry, Okay, okay, don't worry. The worst is over
and I put some pain relief in your IV so
it should be kicking in any minute now. I'm just
gonna wrap this up for you, okay, and I will
avoid those painful spots we just found. I'll be as

(05:25):
gentle as I can, but it is possible that there
will be some more pain in this. I'm gonna need
you to tell me if I'm wrapping too tight. Okay, Okay,
here we go. I have to say, aside from your injury,

(05:52):
you are in such impressive shape. And I could get
in trouble for saying this, but but I have to.
You're really fit. Yeah, you're kind of a stud. No,

(06:19):
really you are. I guess all that skateboarding really pays off.
All right, So a cool, funny fit skateboarder like yourself.
You have to have a girlfriend, right, No, No, that's impossible. Oh,

(06:49):
she just broke up with you when last week. Wow,
what a stupid girl. Stupid, stupid girl. And what was
her reasoning? Because you kept injuring yourself skateboarding. Wow, that's

(07:19):
a very silly reason. And I don't remember seeing you
in here before. Oh, it's never been bad enough to
go to the hospital. So she's just been doing all
the patching you up and that's a problem for her. Wow. Wow,

(07:46):
that actually, that actually kind of makes me really angry. Yeah. Well,
look it's my honor right now to get to sit
by your side and take care of you, to wrap

(08:10):
up your beautiful leg, to get to tend to your wound.
And that was a bother for her. Wow. Wow, that's
just Oh she said she thought you were being irresponsible,

(08:38):
you were doing what you love. Wow, that is terrible.
It's just terrible. If you wouldn't mind me asking how

(09:00):
are you dealing with the breakup? Oh, she broke your heart?
Oh no, no, that is not okay. That just burns

(09:20):
me up. You are such an amazing catch. I mean,
you're so cute, you have just a perfect body. You've
been nothing but kind to me, and you even need
me laugh when you're in such extreme pain. What a

(09:48):
complete idiot? She should out of curiosity? Do you have
a picture of this very stupid girl? Oh, I'm just curious.

(10:10):
Oh good, Yeah, here's your phone. I plugged it in
for you when you were passed out, No problem. I
figured you'd want it when you woke up. Oh so
this is her? Huh? So this is what an ungrateful,

(10:37):
uncaring woman looks like. Sorry, sorry, I just well to
be perfectly honest. And this is just between you and
I because I could get in big trouble for saying this,

(11:03):
but I just wanted to see her face so that
if she ever finds herself in this hospital, I just
want to make sure she gets the care that she deserves.

(11:29):
Oh nothing, that does not mean any There we go.
I'll finished. Your cast is good to go, ready to
be signed. Would you like me to be the first
to sign it? Good? Actually, I'm going to write a

(11:56):
little note. Oh no, I think you'll like this property
of Nurse Adel, and I am adding my phone number

(12:22):
in case you lose your phone. Oh well, I added
my phone number to your contacts while you were passed out,
and don't worry, I added yours to mine. Oh I
just used your finger to unlock it. You know with
your fingerprint while you were passed out. Well, I want

(12:48):
you to be able to contact me at all hours,
not just when I'm working. You know, when you first
came in here, all passed out and bloody, I just
knew you were special. I knew it, and you confirmed

(13:14):
it when you made that joke, when you made me
smile while you were in so much pain, you cared
about making me smile. I was right. I was right

(13:40):
from the second I saw you come in here. And
while I am so angry at your ex for breaking
your heart and being the biggest idiot possibly to ever exist,

(14:01):
really glad that she did the breakup before you came
into my care. You know, it looks like you're going
to be in here for a while. Yeah, yeah, with

(14:23):
the blow you took to your head, I'm going to
make the recommendation to the doctor that we keep you
for the maximum time possible, you know, for observation. And
I know, I know you're in pain, and it's not

(14:50):
just your body that's hurting. It's your heart too, isn't it.
But I promise you I'm going to make sure you're
taken care of in every way possible. You deserve that

(15:16):
You deserve some pleasure to take your mind off all
of this pain. It's the least I can do for you,
my sweet, brave, funny skateboarder,