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Hello, everyone, It's been solong since we recorded anything over gone.
That's what happened to me, tohave a little baby. So December was
the last time we were looking Decemberselling teams, and we are at August.
We love us. Yeah, soour podcast literally to put me in
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there. Yeah, and we hadn'trecorded me about eight months. We're doing
great, guys, be great,Like it's just so much. We completely
forgot how busy you get, likeoverwhelming overwhelmingly busy. So we just want
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to touch on somethings could have trappenand covertrapping on that we're already forgetting.
We're already forgetting, so we wantto make sure that we can remember this
when we're looking to it, youknow, years from now, we can
go, oh yeah, oh wellI'm already you just look another note,
tell us like, oh shoot,she did spend a night on my mom's
already. I had forgotten it alreadyocause she doesn't really seek out for courts.
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So let's see, the first thingthat happened since last time is that
I turned forty. M Carlos turnedforty and at that same time, Elie
for a six months year and weplanned a strip from your ten year Cities
to Walkington and Sea because Carls,you always have liked, you know,
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all the historical things, and youlove history. So we were gonna go,
and Ali wasn't feeling very well thatweek, and so you know,
we kind of all were a littlebit under the weather. And then for
some reasons, oh okay, excuseme. For some reason, I decided
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that before we leave for our trip, I should take a COVID path your
place. Well, we could justpause it so then you can sneeze properly
and just keep recording. Was socuteful, pensu Okay, So I decided
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I would take a COVID test beforewe went. I don't want to get
anyone sick. So I end uphaving COVID again, and then gave Elliott
COVID taft if you get it too. So recent Carlos and Jayson to Washington,
DC without me Boys trip yep,and that boys trip process a pair
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of recording left. Oh thank youfor relearnedly, I finally putting that out
of my mind. So when MoMA'snot there, they things happened. We
did really good until the end.Because so this whole trip and I do
want to put a little context intothis differs that part of the memory.
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First, I love that he putme to listen to an audio book on
the way there. So we senda trip there listening to audio books.
I really ended the podcast. Idon't know I'm looking at but from there.
The first night we got there,I asked it to go for a
walk, and then I got turnedaround. There was the end of the
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walk. Then we didn't dress upproperly, and he started to get killing.
So well, I had my jacket. He didn't, because I'll be
fine, I don't get cold.So I got point. I thought I
was walking to as the reflecting pollin the Washington Monument. But instead of
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making my right, I made alaugh and I went to opposite towards the
Capital. It's like, I'm like, this looks famil Oh. Yeah,
it was in the new And soby the time we got back the next
day, we rented some bicycles,which I gotta say, I love riding
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bicycles inc. And they have thehome and the whole thing, like middle
league bicycles, street lights and allthat stuff. So next time we go,
we gotta bring on. Now wedon't forget my glasses on the little
basket in front of it right atthe end of obviously was at the end
of the trip, and we gotto visit a lot of the museums.
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We got to see the Declaration ofIndependence me too, I've never seen it
before. We got to basically seeevery single museum, the White House and
walk through all of that. So, yeah, a great memory of you
guys. And I of course wassuper excited, Soper, super excited about
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this crap that I even got usa good hotel. M m. Yep.
He was only like a mile orso twenty blocks herself from from the
National Archives. Yeah, so Iuh, you know, ring up so
fat. But anyway, me andElisia and the bad and pastasy movies and
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so during the time turn six months, yeah, you know, she was
starting to do very little movement,like what she was a you know,
bouncing death and fourth hundred knees.Yeah, I'm like doing the listen.
She started to troll at that point, not quite yet. No, she
didn't crawl until after our cup reportawhich like in February. Next. The
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next big thing that happened, Yes, so that one was when you went
to Florida and stayed with Christina onewas it a week? Yep, I
went to Florida for a week,thank you for having her Christmas and we
hello was like the pool and wejust yeah it was it was last laughing.
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We went to Disney put because Christinaone of my very good friends for
us some time now. She alsodecaid a little baby Lava, and so
we got our baby together so theycould be ff it out and let me
address them like, oh my god, I'm mermaid pictures. I'm gonna have
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to use those pictures as thumb nailsfor the video. Oh my goodness,
you was so true. Christina,the huge hude Disney give me a fanatic
you see me as well, ButI'm not as much anymore any days.
But I still loved me so much. So took her to Animal Kingdom so
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she s s Candora and that wasfun. She put her feet and the
option for the first time, sothat was sweet too. Well, uh
but you know, I went.I flew there by myself, So that
was a scary moment because I havenever phoned by myself with a baby before
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and she was just so small attime, and yeah, it was a
little nerve recking. But she takesgreat on the plane. Can't really say
yeah. The trip on the laidthere was better on the laid back.
She had problems from some standing onthe laid back, but she was just
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so tired. She didn't save atall. Oh you get oh yeah,
they push through to her, soopen up the front. And then after
that was the trip two, therewas the Mother's Thick, the Dace birth
day. Oh here's a good one. Ali had nutella for the first time.
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I'm mark seventh. Oh yeah,that's gonna be a ditch. She
started, and she was pushing herselfon the walker. Started to sleep through
the night. March seven, shestarted, although it hasn't been without bumps
because like just this past week,for some reason, she decided to wake
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up one day at four thirty inthe morning. They didn't go back to
sleep, five thirty in the morning, they didn't go back to sleep.
And I don't understand her, becausethis was the nights hadn't had it got
her? Yeah, let to goback on that f now, okay,
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yeah, sos me Oh she felloff? Yeah, how he said?
Yeah, we called her scarface alittle bit big. She just a little
supposed to be the edge and howhe's got a I just thought, like
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nineteen, it's not really nineteen,it's more like rag cabin't And she just
kind of hit it right on theedge, and uh yeah, it looked
pretty dead, and I thought Iwasn't pretty beautiful babies, but I didn't.
She's all heels. Yeah, thena way pretty will And then around
Dylan Mark we had to lower herthreads for the first time and maybe the
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second time. I'll remember. No, that was we only know what it
wance. We'd only goes over.No, we loaded. He's all the
way to the bottom. She startedtwo good all more climbing over the tops,
over the will and go Alie startsto crawl. April second, more
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planning, so Alie star to cralsis. This night. She used to
get stuck on her little dresses,so yesh, Yeah, she would walk
when her little dresses and she putin some her knees. But fuck,
we had it stuff putting her indresses. For why she always hear it,
Yeah, because she would get stuckon her clothes and with the pants
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she swept, so it was fun. And then she started lifting one knee
and pushing herself back with the footthat way with the other knee on,
they would trapped on the dress.She would like slide on the ground.
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What do you do with her anniversary? Our anniversary was April third, Holy
cow, A great way to putyou on the spot. I don't remember
the number one I had for dinnerlast week. Yeah, so great,
so's every sefnight. Uh So wehad our anniversary like we normally have,
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like a five year dinner and stufflike that. I don't think you did
anything special this year. Seventeen.So seventeen years, Mary, that's crazy.
It's almost legal eighteen. Well notin New York. In New York,
you gotta be twenty one for everythingnow. So I tell people our
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little joke for we heard the onetime. I'm like, oh yeah,
very seventeen years Jelfer marry seven.And people like don't get her at first,
and then they're like, oh,what's you say? It's so funny.
Uh let's see, and then wewhat is mother face? Oh?
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So then she had her nine monthsvisit in April Vienna. April, she
was nineteen point one towne point sevenand three for her inches. She this
is when she started getting really supersuper attaption. Oh no, no,
that's unconverted basis, she's suck andI must such a persona but like I
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can't even leave the room at momentsbefore and she was she looked crazy.
So we asked the doctor about that, and everything's fine. She started ma
ma, ma, ma, mamawhen she was really mad. We're not
really sure if she was just yellingor any because you know that's hard you
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her well. But she started seeingMama, baba and dadda, like not
just two, it was like fiveor six in a row. Late,
yeah, but we take it.Asked it was me, Jason and jan
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So then we went on a tripfor taking birthday. He turned thirteen.
I'm making forecast. You got ateenagers, and you know what people say,
the teenagers are crazy. You know, I gotta say that the moment
that he's during thirteen, it seemslike he's actually gotting better. You must
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not remember him yelling at me.Okay that one. I know, I'm
tired, but like overall, andthen we talked about it. He said
that he wasn't feeling appreciated that hewas. You know, that the baby
was taking all of the thing thetime, and we didn't basically love him
as much. So yeah, sowe have to go over through that.
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Had a conversation with him about itbecause and we also, you know,
we know how it it must well, we don't know how it must feel
for him, but we can seeit because Ellie knew so much. And
he's just and we ask off hima lot too, Like he watches him
a lot, like not by himself, but helping your mom and watch he
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watches her a lot, you know, even were with your mom or my
mom. But like he's always there. He doesn't have the same time day
he used to have before. Yeah, and you know we really we asked
a lot and he's you needs akid. We used to still be a
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kid. So we decided to takehim on the strip to the Kalahari and
door Water Purk and we booked thecrip and then realized it was Mother's hip.
So we celebrated Mother's Day on theSaturday before we left and then we
left on Sunday. He bring friendwith him able to friend a friend.
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We upgraded our our rooms. Weadded to the bedroom seat which is really
too. Also the boys said theirown room and we had our own room
at the baby so like everyone hadwith a beautiful view of our construction site
for the new water park. Thosewater parks. It's interesting to me to
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see them build the water park.Well, it was cool. She really,
you know, Ellie had a reallygood time. We went in the
water a few times. It waswith her that was a bat. Okay,
so a little context of that.We are out in the trail right
now, you're bats flying over ourhouse, and so it is twilight right
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now, this is twilight, right, yeah, I have no idea.
Okay, a very nice dusk whereyou know, bats start to fly the
tin trees comfortably. Don't worry.I won't do what I did last time.
Yeah, okay, if you doover, we're done about last time.
My study is throwing kisses at thebats like apparently God calls them.
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And last time I had one literallydive at me and I had to dodge
the socker. So I understand maybem m m, so Annie, who's
all? We went to kill HarryWater in the World of Park, and
then on the way home we stoppedat this really full drive through Safari.
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Christina Christina again the one that Iwent to visit with in uh February.
She had told us about this placebecause she had been there. She's she
does put it like a plug orsomething there might I say she does she
troubled agian something. Oh. Christinais a travel agent for Glass to her
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concierge. She's the best. Ifyou need anything, she will help you
out for sure. She also,you know, she just trips for everybody
for all over the world. Andshe's been looking at the lasting cruises for
me for Mytoria. Keep it up, Christina. And so she told us
about this place where like you goand you pay to go, like drive
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your car through this little safari andthese animals you buy fool and these animals
just like rush up to your carand then you know, eat the food
out of your cups and like it'sjust crazy. And it was like,
honestly quite terrifying at first because justthey know exactly why you're there, so
like they just come rushing to yourvehicle. And uh, I mean lama's
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bowls. There was some buffalo atthe end. We did sure okay and
sorry another band. So then atthe end we got to feed drafts,
which was really really cool. Uh, And then you could go through it
and as many times as you wantedto. We got there a little bit
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late, so it was cool though. Uh, let's see, so we
took our trap and then Jason turnedthirteen and for his thirteenth birthday, what
do we do besides the ship?Uh? What were what's up? Says?
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Nothing? Nothing? No, Ithink after that we just got back
home and they used to hang outfor a little for a couple of days
afterwards, didn't they No, seewhat we're making this show? You see
what whoa? That was a bigbird. This is where we're making it
because it's been nine months, sinceeight months since we recorded, and we're
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already forgetting details. It happened sixmonths ago, the end of May,
three months ago. Oh, Carlo, that's even sad. If you don't
know, can you do? Ijust don't remember what we did on a
thing. That's not knowing. Didn'twant to go out to dinner, but
that's not knowing. He didn't.Yeah, he try. I think we're
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just trying to out watch more things, very like. At first I was,
I thought it was odd because henever really is interested in having big
parties. He's always like, yeah, you know, just regular stuff at
home. But we always try totake him somewhere for his birthday. Oh,
yeah, I'd either it be atrip or we take him like just
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out somewhere. Yeah, yeah,because he'd never really you know, and
my friends for a party. Idon't want a party, so let's see.
Then we get into June and Ellieshe started to like walk and with
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like the little toy that you canpush, and so she wasn't quite like
she would stand and just kind oflook her own, but she wouldn't actually
walk. So we decided, ohno, actually that wasn't She had that
fever that happened first. So Iwas working on a Sunday and yeah,
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she had a really really bad feverand I went home, you know,
Carlos gave her some medicine when Igot home and took a little math and
then when I woke up, herfear was at one hundred and five point
eight, which was it's just veryextremely high for I know, babies run
higher, but like one oh fivepoint eight crazy. So we rushed her
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to the hospital. They'd a wholebunch of tests and they couldn't really figure
out what it was, and sothey thought it was hand footing mouth.
Oh no. Then the rash camea few days later and she had hand,
foot in mouth, and it wasall over her legs, all over
her like butt, all over herjj, it was just everywhere and on
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her mouth. Oh my god.I was like, oh, I hope
this feels because it look it looksso bad at her mouth and get hurt.
Yeah, yeah, this girl getssick. Man. Well, I
mean it hasn't been bad because now, for example, right now she has
I'm gonna jump it down their twobottom teeth and we think she may be
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getting at the top ones. Butshe doesn't really get a fever or anything
like that. She's just been reallyI'm gonna stop using the B word and
I'm gonna start calling it princess like. She's being very princess like and so
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like today and yes, she actuallystarting to behave normal again. You know,
we got Yeah, that's a badattitude because there were two days of
hell to pay with her. Yeah, she got one of these kids.
She's she's most have gotten her teethin May as well, because June she
already had them. She started movingthe salads. She loves to eat what
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everybody else has, Like, shedoesn't really like the composed us or the
little baby foods anymore. She's justyeah, she wants to have everything,
salad, everything. We have goneto the point that she's now, like
you know, obviously at one yeareating a lot more and holy cow,
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bananas, tacos, fruits, vegetables. She eats normally what two packs like
two babies cans or pouches a dayin the morning, plus some fruit and
eggs with me. Yeah, sheshe eats everything, like absolutely everything,
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Tolarias. Actually it's awesome because wecan always keep her entertained with food,
Like, yes, it's awesome.Now I'm like them, he as in
a few years. But then wehad Andrew come up from Florida and June,
so Jason finished school in June.We went to his award ceremony and
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it was really awesome. He wonthe two or three awards. One was
for the highest grade in his acceleratedmath class. So that's like pretty pretty
impressive. I see get a letterin the mail from school saying that they
have a sward ceremony and they're gonnaget one. They don't really tell you
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what it's going to be. Andthen we got there and he got quite
a few and it's you know,it's such a proud moment. Really.
I mean, you know how awesomeit is for a father than never got
cold ones? Do have your kidbeing cold every year? Basically, well
not every year, okay the lasttwo years and then this year. But
no, he normally gets something atschool because she's usually in the high grade.
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Yeah, very very smart, smartkid. We we really hit the
jackpot. We're hoping gonna be likeme. I don't know trouble. Oh
no, she she really isn'to everythingand she loves to see how everything works.
So I don't know if we're allgoing to be in trouble with her.
I think she's gonna be super smart. Also, yeah, I mean
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she's already right now. And whatall right? So what are the other
quick ones? Well, we're talkingabout how Andrew came out because we were
gonna do work camping trip. Everyyear we go to Still Water Reservoir and
I say that we're wrong revoir.Okay, Well, had a whole conversation
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with us and with someone in thewax room. I was like, I'm
saying it wrong. Somebody else saysit and she changes it. So yeah,
so I decided we were going tobring the dogs and all that.
Ellie wasn't completely walking at this time. So I said, you know,
this isn't smart because it's our rusticcamping trip. We don't run. Yeah,
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no running water, no electricity,no roads, no road Yeah,
you'd only get to it by boator kayaks. We I decided that it
was just going to be way toomuch with the dogs and the baby because
you know, she wasn't she wascrawling and I didn't want her to be
all over the dirt. So Iwas like, no, we didn't have
any ready to watch the dogs beforegot long. Well, we were going
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to bring the dogs with us,but if we left them so that we
could go with the baby and stuffand be more, yeah, it just
wasn't gonna work. So I hadno place to wash bottles. The whole
idea just doing it right under wateron the rest of washing. Didn't like
it. So then, uh,you know, we decided I wasn't gonna
go, and then so we weregonna get get the boys packed the next
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day to leave, and we lookedat the water and the summer has been
kind of just raining every single day. The spring was a deluge, a
deluge. It rain a lot ofwhat it's like pouring like a fancy word
for pouring. Yeah, like deluve. You now, I gotta look up
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love you give it up. I'mgonna look it up. Yeah. So
we got the voice packed and everything, and then we looked at the water
and where we were going to beor they were going to be. It
was going to be raining and thunderingwhole five days. I need one second,
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please, Google has something to saydeluge deluge, So not deluge.
I was closer at least I knowthe word in spelling. Go ahead,
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yeah, so instead of going sothen we decided, okay, we're not
going to go shifting raining rain rainraining. We also had some weird stuff
going on with the air quality.Oh yeah, because yeah, I was
like in the beginning of June,I think we had another one right while
we were supposed to be in youknow, on our campaign trip. I
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don't want to say still Water reservoirbecause reservoir reservoir, forget they are they
e So okay, old of weirdnoises you hear? Is because we still
out in the trail, and asmuch as it seems like it's just us
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out in the wilderness, it's not. It's a bunch of houses around here
if we're just lucky enough. Butyeah, it might be able to hear
that that person that makes un licensesticking away. So we instead of going
camping, we just did a fewroad trips. We went to the I
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don't remember the name of the bridge. It starts with a K in Pennsylvania.
Yes, in Teazoola. There's thisbridge in Pennsylvania that's been like it's
done, you know shows like I'ma History Channel and stuff like that.
It's this, uh, it usedto be a working railroad that went over
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this big valley that was as tallas the Statue of Liberty. And in
two thousand and three a tornado camethrough Pennsylvania and took out the middle part
of this this railroad. So theydidn't have money to rebuild it, so
they made it until just like alittle place you can go and like observe
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and like an observation deck. Youcan walk out onto the one state park
Kinzua Zua Bridge State Park, andso you can walk out on it and
you can like you're like literally walkingdown the railroad and then they have this,
you know, the plexiglass floor soyou can like look down and it's
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it's really really high up you canactually see it better. Once I spilled
my coffee, I had to cleanit up. Yeah yeah, coffee everywhere
that was. And then we you'reable to like hike down and see like
the ruins of it. So wedid that too. But again, this
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railroad is as tall as a Statueof Liberty. So it was a very
very long way back up, Imean going down. Problem for regular people
who are used to hiking often andwhatnot, not, not a problem for
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us well. And I gotta includemyself here, like, holy cow,
this is why I need to startexercise and the doing cardio. Because oh
yeah, you had the baby likehe had Ellie strapped on him. He's
going up this mountain. It's likecrazy. I had on flipflops, like,
oh, that's a pretty thing towear while you're hiking down alain.
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These things were heavy, like big. It wasn't just like going down your
little you know, trail. Itwas steps made out of huge boulders that
you just gotta like they reach overyour need like towards your thighs type things,
so you literally have to climb allthose steps up and down. But
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it was really cool. It wasreally neat to see it was, Yeah,
it was. It was really neat. So we did that. It
was a day trip. And thenyou have forgotten all of that already.
It was like, we haven't doneanything fun this summer. We haven't really.
I mean, I guess these werefun things, but we haven't.
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Like we haven't gotten on the boat. It's just been sitting on the driveway
the whole damn time. Yeah,I'm gonna get up on that and sit
on the boat in the driveway likeLethal Weapon. Moredock never got off their
boat on the driveway at one time, to think, Oh my god,
again, I know the movie LethalWeapon, so one, two, three,
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four with get that botta, getup No Gibson, and I know
the movies. I haven't seen them. Oh we got. We're gonna spend
like three months just catching you upon movies. Oh you say that all
the time, and you're still notany movies anymore. I'm too old.
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I got to know. You're justall into the alien stuff, not just
a ghost too. Hey listen,I think you're of the ghost and aliens,
and you learn how to bury thebodies. That's long. This is
not mine. With all your crimeshows and detectives and murders and disappearances.
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This woman can teach any class toany frenticed scientists. At this point,
I like that stuff. I thinkit's so fascinating that people are so freking
crazy, and you should go towork with me. You should see some
of that crazy. I can everybodyhave a different story this. So we
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went to we did a second roadtrip up to Green Lake State Park.
I don't know if anyone's ever heardof that before, but it's in it's
right in Syracuse, in Lafayetteville,and it was about an hour and a
half away from us. You like, it's the most beautiful, beautiful lake
I've ever seen. So we justwent. You can camp there and stuff
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like that. We just went forthe day. And this lake doesn't turn
over, so you can't bring inmotorized boats. It has like artifacts that
are so old at the bottom thatlike like, well, the water is
and it like a turquoise color.It's like this turquoise blue. It's beautiful
because it doesn't turn like turn forwhoever is not familiar with that means the
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bottom of the water starts farting andthe rest of the dirtiness comes out to
the top. It's just it's aphenomenal thing to see. And you can't
even bring in like your own kayaksor anything like that you can own.
We rent from them. So wethat's what we did. We we drove
down to the beach. We goteveryone right for a little boat with rowboat,
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and we went out and uh,you know, I was a little
nervous because it's a very small rowboatand we had all of us in there,
including the baby, and I justdidn't feel very sturdy. But we
were rowing around, rown around.It's just it's, oh my god,
it's a pretty The whole atmosphere isjust so pretty. And then right on
the end, we got a phonecall from the neighbor. So we're only
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there for like I'm saying, we'reprobably in that rowboat for a good half
hour if that. And we geta phone call that Stella, our beautiful
boxer pit, had gotten out ofthe backyard, yeah, our fence in
backyard and was running around the neighborhood. Given a little background to Stella,
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she scared the crep out of ourfirst set of neighbors by killing a animal
in their backyard. These are catpeople who don't like dogs. And then
last month or so or two monthsago, decided to go say hello to
the dogs next door on the otherside of us, which the people live
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in there got freaked out and fatherthat Stella was gonna have ravage them or
something, but she just wanted tosay hello. Yeah. Well Stella went
inside her house. No, almostgot in, didn't You didn't get in?
So yeah, so she's she's quitethe escape artist. Oh my god,
I have so many lawns, picksand things on the actual fence that
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I my fence now looks like ahillbilly fence because I had to put what
is it called lattice. Yeah,I'm just gonna let you know that it's
not a fence. What's the palettesdivide in the yard? I just yeah,
let me just throw it out.The inspector coming next week so that
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we can look into build in thegrass. Yeah. So we were only
there for like a half an hour, and then we drove all the way
home and you know, Carlos slippingout like, oh, we gotta get
there, and he's trying to lookat the camera. He's all over the
road. I'm like, focus onthe road, focus on the road.
It's like, but I have tosee if she's there, and I'm like,
what are you to do? Alreadytalk to her on the cameras,
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yeah, because he thinks she's gonnalisten. So we got home and she's
inside the gate. So we're like, what the hell. The neighbor was,
well, all right, so Iwould love to go back to Green
Lake State Park and we might dothat at some point. We gotta make
sure to pay for the boat thistime. Oh yeah. So then we
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totally forgot, like we jumped offthe boat because we're like, oh my
god, we gotta go that.We forgot to pa. I'm thinking that
this dog is gonna have animal controlhauled on it and he's gonna be taken
and them put down. Yeah,that's dog and she's the sweetest dog.
She's like just such a sweet dog. But she looks scary and her bark
is scary and she did feel awesome, So that's that's cool. Yeah,
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So that was that was You haveto call back to people. You have
to make sure why everybody knows wedidn't leave without pain. Yeah, we
have to call back and be like, oh, by the way, we're
left without pain. And so butyeah, if you ever like although Syracus
don't have much to offer, itdoesn't have much to offer. I would
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say that little party. If Iwould have known that was there all the
times that I went to Buffalo,right to Zurichus, I would have gone
there just to hang out, andthen what else happened after that? Honestly,
I'm starting to give it my mosquitoes? Can we we only got like
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five more minutes before the episode.It's over here because we got forty five
minutes represent so let's see, let'suse that for the last five minutes off
up to date, up to dateright now, at least walking. No,
that's what we're gonna say in thenext episode, because we have her
first steps, we have her birthdayparty, all right, all right,
so what's coming up next? Upnext? News for the quick time Atli's
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first steps, Yeah, Allie's party. At last, Wonderland party, Ellie
and Wonderlands the other one. She'sfully walking. She uh, she started
to make new sounds because she's verysilent, can't give anything, so she
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started to make new sounds. Okay, we will get that. And well
it's almost like literally we're gonna haveto walk back with our flashlights on.
Our phone. Yes, so wewill see you next time. Thanks for
listening, and sorry it took solong to get this uploaded, but we
will try to get this park twobefore the end of the year. We'll
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at one year. Home lady andgentlemen, we're doing it. We we
will try to get the other onebefore next year. All right, have
a great night, have a goodnight. Okay. So, Andrew,
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this was your first time meeting yourcousin Eleanor. And what did you think?
You know, I think that she'sa very cute baby, but she
does cry a lot, and she'sa little bit needy. You know,
like you have to like she'll crybecause she's like standing still, so then
you have to walk around carry her, and then like even for a second
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to like get some food ready forher, like get the baby bottle,
she'll cry, so it's like youhave to have that while you're making food
for her. But you know,in general, I feel like she is
a nice baby. It's a lotto handle, but you know, it's
all worth that at the end.I mean, you're never hang out with
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a baby before. Yeah, sowasn't it Wasn't it weird holding her for
the first time, like it's likeweird. It was a trained positioner,
and because you feel like you're gonnabreak her, don't you. Yeah,
And it's like I had no cluehow to hold the baby. Like the
most I've held a baby was thatlike a friend's birthday party. And even
though it was like like five seconds. So it's like you're all uncomfortable.
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I learned how to hold a babyproperly, so you know, babysitting services
coming soon. I already claimed thatjob. Oh not. And she took
a minute because she didn't know whoyou were. But then she really liked
you, right, she she tooklike yeah, like you still it took
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like a little bit. She startedsmiling and grabbing like my finger and just
like you know, I like,she is a very cute baby in a
nice addition to the family. Yeah, and she's my little cousin. Yeah,
she's your little cousin. And when, nah, when she grows up,
what do you think she's gonna callyou? Because I don't know if
she'll be able to say Andrew,Ah, I don't mind, Andy,
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I don't mind. Oh, Solet's see, let's see what's gonna happen.
We'll make bets on it all right, will it be Andy or Andrew,
Let's see which she could say first, or maybe it's just gonna be
rude, it's gonna be at it'sgonna be the cutest thing. But yes,
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she has you so much, andthe next time you see her,
she's going to be so much bigger, and she's gonna be doing more.
She's gonna be making a lot moresounds and stuff. I got too,
like communicating more. Yeah, soI was. I was telling Andrew when
we were making cook I think wewere making cookies or I was feeding her
the every morning cookies. How manycookies you made? Like two? It
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took forever. I was. Ibaked for the first time, Like I
rolled it out, I put thecookie cutters in like the flower. It
was fun. But I was tellinghim how love they're baking with gin.
Really, I was telling him thatwhen he was two weeks old, I
held him and I didn't know anythingabout babies or how to hold him.
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And I felt the same way becauseI was like, you're getting more comfortable,
and he was like yeah. Iwas like yeah, when I held
you you were two weeks old,and I was like, oh my god,
baby, Yeah, that was likeone of the first few gen's baby
holdings. Yeah, no, Ithink that was like literally the first time
I've ever held a baby, thefirst though. Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, and look at you sixteenyears later. You believe that could never
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be me? Can't believe it?So yeah, because you're twelve, I'm
so I'm so glad that you gotto her. If you had, if
you had anything to tell her atthis point in time, what would it
be? Uh, stay in school, don't skip classes, and don't be
on your phone. Don't be likeJason, He's always on his phone.
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You heard it here, folks.I'm literally never on the phone. You're
on your phone right now. Literallyit only watching playing video games, playing
games on your phone right now.Don't even lie round one. You're doing
backflips into a pool online, andthat is not a lie. So yeah,
we have a liar. I sawbringing back Fellas bring it back.
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But I'm one hundred dollars butcher allright, thanks to me, So anything
else you want to share with yourexperience with la I will never have kids.
As much as I love them,I will never have them. I'm
probably gonna attract this in like tenfifteen years, but we'll see how it
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goes. Today is December twentieth,twenty two, So the rest of their
parents out there listening to this,just this is the lesson. You want
to make sure to have a sextalk with your kids and then they're safe.
Haven't take care of a toddler,haven't spent some couple of days with
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a toddler, and then when theyhear the cry in the middle of the
night when they're trying to do somethingelse, and then they're gonna have this
kind of like the same opinion.This is the best condom commercial I've ever
had, all Right, I justwant to say that now. But it
was fun. We went on,we did the Festival of Whites, the
Victor Hills golf Hours. That wasamazing and if we took a photo at
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the end, it was like allof us with the matching pjs. You
mention that, yeah, apparently apparentlyI fell sleep on the way. Apparently
you did. You were snoring,and then you got very pissed off.
You were like folded. I'm noteven joking. Backsey, you were like,
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oh, yeah, so it wasa good time. We were glad
that you came and thank you fordoing this little interview with us. Of
course, you know, I'm gladI could be on the podcast. I've
I was gonna plug on my socials, but then like I kind of forgot
my socials, so uh follow onand no that's not even my tags following
(45:46):
me on my space, uh myspace Orange two two three, Oh,
my WhatsApp is? I like bananastwenty seven? I wonder why make sure
to like subscribe? And I don'tknow, so you guys in like three
months. Sorry Ellis podcast. Thiswas the older Ellie. I already apologize.
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Al right, right, Well,everybody, have a great rest of
your day.