54. Badges in Brassieres

In this 54th episode, retired officers Pete and Angie Malik share hilarious stories about hooker cops, policing bikini models, chicken pranks, and more! These are funny, wild, and true police stories told by the cops who lived them. Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement.
 
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Welcome, Welcome to Off the the Light Side of Law Enforcement,
part of the Treehouse Podcast Network. On today's show, we're
going to cover Bud Wiser in the morning, poultry and
police cars, runaway medics, and more. Sit back, relax, and
get ready to laugh. I'm your host Steve Rutherford, co

(00:44):
host for today's show, Joe and Jackson.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Y'all, and we're.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Joining with two guests in studio. Two returning guests. As
a matter of fact, we've got retired officers Pete Malick
and Angie Malick. Welcome back, guys, Thank you, thank you.
And you guys were both on like it. Like I said,
you're on a previous episode, you're on episode forty five,
and we ran out of time for all your stories,

(01:09):
So welcome back.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Thank you, glad to be back.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
And just referring back to forty five, we heard mister
Hollywood over here and all the special people who protected
over the years.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I think kicked the head from Chuck Norris didn't do
any damage. Yeah, yeah, apparently.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Maybe he's still he's still here. I mean he was
able to come back, still functioning, So no long term
damage there.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
No, not at all.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Joanne, you and I we just got back from National
Police Week along with Curtis. Yes, we did, have you
recovered yet? Okay, No, it was It was.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
A lot because I also volunteer with the Unity Tour,
so I'm out there four days before you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Okay, so yeah, you're out there with the bike ride,
the Police Unity Tour, and then please week. Of course
we're up there. We're up there all week and hence
the reason we did not have an episode last week.
So taking a little taken a little break last week
to recover since we got back. But again, National Police Week, guys,
if you've not been up there, you need to go

(02:15):
up there, either during your career or once you're retired.
It's an amazing time. It's sad that we were up
there to honor the officers that have fallen in the
line of duty and unfortunately a lot of names to
our National Wall this year, but it's also a time

(02:36):
for us to see old friends and make new friends,
meet new folks.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yep. Yeah, we have a group that I've been meeting
with them since twenty seventeen. I think you guys came
in twenty eighteen or nineteen nineteen.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, that's when we got jumped into your gang.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Hey, you got jumped into my gang. Literally, there is
an initiation. There is an initiation. But yeah, we get
to see them. They come from all over the country
and we attend all the events together. It's it's not
it's not to party. We attend the Capital and the
event at the memorial, the pipe and drum. We we
attend things.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, and that's that's something that I again, I would
encourage everybody if you if you have not been to
National Police Week, you you need to get up there.
You need to check it out. We we always look
forward to it every year. You know, Curtis looks forward
to dragging us to every pub he can find.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
That is true, Curtis is Curtis is pretty funny when
he's had a drink or two.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Wow, I think Curtis is pretty funny all the time.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well I don't. I only ever see Curtis on the podcast.
So to be out with him, like when we've done
podcasts together, so be out with him in d C
is a different experience for me. He's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, Curtis is a great guy.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
I is he is.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
He might I might have caught him singing as we're
walking along the sidewalk in DC, and you might.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Have caught he was serenading you, come on it out.
We know he was serenading because Karen and I were
in front and you guys were behind us.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
But the guy can sing. He you know, Curtis can sing.
He can sing really well. But his observation skills a
little bit lacking there when I was holding my phone
recording him as we're crossing across walk, going across the street.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
But well, I think I think both of y'all. At
one point I was giving you all the eye about
some guy in the in the Metro, and neither one
of your paying attention. I kept moving to the right
and and I'm like, move to the right, my guy.
Like Curtis, I'm like, you weren't even paying attention to
the weirdo behind you?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Off duty?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Well, it's it's personal safety, but everybody's weird boys, Rob.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
He said.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
But we we got a lot of patches up there.
We even got our little Koala we we've got out
here that our assie friends, the Sheilas gave us. So yeah,
just a just a really good.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Time and tack out of Foster's no.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
No, we don't fosters. They don't drink that there.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
But okay, moving a line right along here, Pete. Last
time you were here there was you know, you had
a lot of stories that we never got to and
one did I One in particular that I wanted to
bring up was you were, in fact a retired colonel.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Correct bird, yes, full bird with the wings.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
With the wings and everything. Hey, how long you been
retired from the military, Sir?

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Thirty two and a half years, I sir.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Okay, so thirty two and a half years. You retired
as a colonel. And when you were a colonel there,
towards the latter half of your military career, you were
already in law enforcement.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Correct. Yes, As a matter of fact, it was full
time job being an officer. It's you're police officer and
you have a little car caddy in there. And then
I also had all my military phones hanging on my
car caddy, so you know, in between calls, it's kind
of like, you know, I gotta check your emails and
check your phone.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
And you know you mentioned check your phone. So any
anytime your military phone rang, I mean you had to
answer it, right.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Oh yeah, yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Did your phone ever ring while you were on duty
as an officer.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, there was one. I was coming up on UH.
I was working CBD and I was leaving the station
for something and there was a car in front of
me and I ran the plate and they go I
think I was ten sixty three. They go, ten sixty three?
Is that car occupied? I said ten four? I said
where east bound? What all Rogers Service Road? Passing field?

(06:44):
And all of a sudden, my phone rings and I
was like, and so you're the first car. First car
usually just wiping sirens, second car usually calls it, and
then you have your supervisor. So that's the way it goes.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
This is stolen car.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
This is stolen car. So I'm going lights and sirens
and my phone is ringing and I happened to hit
it real quick and I hear Sara, Sarah, and I
was like, who is this? And it was my chief
of staff from there, goes, I need to talk to you,
and I was like, I can't talk right now. I said,
I have a stolen car, and goes, why are the
sirens going on? I said, because I'm chasing a stolen car. Well, sir,

(07:18):
this won't take too long. And I hung off and
I mean it was just and I figured she's not
gonna call. Well, she kept calling and then finally got
through and it was like, sir, seriously, I maybe you could
turn the siren off for a minute. I really have
to talk to you. And that's when I just shut
it off. But I was like, and I had to
explain to her late. I said, do you understand what
a stolen car is? Because yeah, I know it's stolen.

(07:41):
I said, do you know I'm in chase goes, Oh,
you're chasing him? Because do you have to be in
control while you're chasing And I was like, my lord, yeah,
so drum roll boom. I mean it was literally crazy.
I was like shaking my head multit asking, Yeah, literally

(08:02):
it was. It was horrible. It was crazy.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, can you turn the sirens off? Yeah? Yeah, just
a minute. I'm gonna shut that down real quick.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
In the middle of trying to catch a criminals.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Tell the suspect, could you hold on a minute. I
have an important phone call.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, well I can say I can say this, well,
this is a quick to add to that. So I
and this is horrible. So my son Nick was a baby,
and there was a lot of times, you know, the
general would get on and he's retired, so it doesn't matter.
But he would ask me, and I don't think he
listens anyway. He would say, I need to ask you

(08:36):
some questions. Well, he would keep me on longer as
a precursor. And I'm in my office at the home
and I'm like, you know, police coming home. And then
I'm doing command stuff at home. So Nick would be
there and I was like, oh my god. I was like,
I just want to get off the phone. So I
go up to Nick and I start tapping him on
the bottom of the foot and he'd start crying, and
I said, he was crying, I gotta go. It worked easy.

(09:00):
Or at the police station when he would call up
after details was I need to have a meeting with you.
It was like, oh my god. So I'd whispered to
the guy and said, call me on the radio. On
the radio, h yeah, go ahead, sir, I gotta go.
You got a call. Yeah, I got a call. Because
what was that said? You don't want to know.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
That was me disregarding the general Yeah, and a nice way,
and you know, and going back, let's give some background
bout you guys retired from the Dallas Police department. Correct, yes, okay,
And how many years did you do the Dallas Police Department, Pete.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Well, accumulative with the other departments was thirty three. I
did twenty seven at Dallas.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Okay, Angie, what about you?

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Yeah, I was about twenty six years and I was
a dispatcher for two before that, long time working for
the city of Dallas.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Okay, you guys enjoyed retirement, now I do.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
It took a while to get used to it. So
it took a while.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Really, now, Pete, you still got a retirement gig.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Correct, Yeah, uniforms. He likes playing dress up.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Went to the fire department, so I'm like the only
volunteer in the paid department. So I'll give Denton County ESD.
You want to shout out, So there you go.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yeah, he's the mt SO not empty.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
So not only did you go from law enforcement over
to the firefighters side, but they don't even pay you
to be there.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
No, but my wife she enjoys it. At first, it
was kind of like like, Okay, you're going to be
gone for like, you know, so many hours, and you know,
and then all of a sudden, I get used to
this sleep and it's comfortable out there, She goes, you're
gonna go work any longer.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Stop it. It's kind of my me time when he's away.
I make that my me time, so I get to
watch what I want to watch.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
You gotta yeah, you gotta have. You just got to
have your own time. But then you have your together
date time.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
That's right, anti time, go shopping and yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Are you where she's out shopping while you're volunteer volunteering?

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Sure? Hey whatever, whatever, happy wife.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Happy life, spending that volunteer right, that's right.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
I volunteered ten ninety nine at the year.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Well, you know, let's since we're on the fire topic
here real quick. You you brought one story today that
you titled Runaway Medics.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Well there's actually that and the
other one with the Yeah, there's two of them. But
that Runaway Medics was funny because well it was and
so there was an area in Dallas before it went
to southeast was Merlin, Jeffries and Myers that ran off
of Grand Avenue by the State their and back in
like eighty nine ninety the big thing was the tech

(11:57):
Nines and it was heavily populated with drug in that area,
I mean big time. So they had some apartments and
they were I say thin apartments because you had a
first floor and the second floor, and you always had
that long metal stare that went up to the second
floor and had the cat walk. So they get a call.
It was a nine to one hang up call, and
then it came back. I said, yeah, I think it

(12:17):
was an injured person call. So of course, uh, I
can't remember if it was station four station eighteen based
upon the call load. I worked evening, so it was
always busy. So I pull up and I hear in
the background, Capal, it's like whatever I said, It's like
the crickets in the background singing, you know whatever. Well,
fire department pulls up and they got their heavy they

(12:40):
didn't have the soft sided kits. They had the heavy
metal kits whatever. So they're walking upstairs and all of
a sudden you hear a Tech nine go off in
the background, and all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Dug Oka, wait a minute a minut where the tech
bang sound like againet.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Was that good?

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yes, I need to say that.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I used to do voiceovers. You know, We'll save that
for enough time. But so the case goes flying down
the stairs, and I was like, guys, what's the matter,
goes I going up there, these gunshots, I said, it
happens all the time. You answer it well back, you know,
usually the fire department had to be there in question.
So we were just there as as backup goes go

(13:22):
knock on the door. So I knock on the door
and guy opens up. I said, you call nine one no,
because I think I don't know whatever. Does anybody hurt? No,
No one's hurt. I said, all right. So they're like
down around the corner and you can hear your voice scream.
He goes, did you take care of the call? It's like, yeah,
I said, do you whyb me to get your kit
put all this stuff back into it? Because they would

(13:43):
It rolled down and tumbled and some of the stuff
fell out. They literally didn't pick it up. So but uh, yeah,
that was a kind of a funny story. It's like
every time it's like they would not go and answer
or call until we pulled up.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Lizzy.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
See my ems days, our worst thing where it was
attack goats. So we got attacked by a goat once
out and out in the woods of Exeter.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Oh my god, I attacked by a goat.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yep. Yeah, we ran as fast as we could back
into the back of the rig and shut the doors.
It was ram in the ambulance.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
You know what I would have done? Teck that again?

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Goat me?

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah, good sound effects? What else you got for your
sound effects?

Speaker 3 (14:34):
No? Whatever?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Now, Angie, you spent some time assigned to vice unit.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yes, I did, you know.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
I did most of my career up at North Central,
the country club and in North Dallas, and so I
had just gone through a divorce and I was wanting to,
you know, be able to do some of the fun
stuff the rookies get to do.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
And so they usually get people to come.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Working vice or narcotics because you know, they don't really
know you on the street, so they don't recognize you.
So yeah, I got to go working vice and I
almost got kidnapped one night, so.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
I don't think. Yeah, then like, where's your back up?
It was kind of shock.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Well, they're down the road watching, you know, and so
you don't have anything on you. I had my badge
and my bra and so I'm out there and you
make your case and you have a signal you give
your guys or gals you know, to come arrest them
after you make your case with them.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
And I had a guy pull up in a try.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
I mean, this is like downtown Dallas and there's all
these old buildings, or it's in West Dallas, like I can't.
I don't even know where I was. Really, they just
take you and drop you off out there.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Good luck, Yeah, go make some money.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
And you're like, oh wow, what am I going to do?
In course, you've got all this confidence because you just
got out of the academy.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
You know, you're a battie. Now you can protect yourself.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
So I'm out there and this guy pulls up in
this truck and so we may I make my case
and I tell him no, that's okay, you know, so
he'll he'll drive off because he didn't. He didn't get
out of his car. Well when he realized I wasn't interested,
and I started to walk off, and I'm walking towards
my cover so they can come pull him over. Oh

(16:27):
my gosh. He jumps out of his truck, runs over
to me, and I'm just like and grabs me by
my clothes. I mean, he's about to drag me into
his truck. And all I had on was my I
just pulled my badge out of my bra and just
literally shoved it in his face and there's like an

(16:49):
imprint of the badge on his cheek. Of course, my
cover gets there and everything, and then after you know,
they're doing everything, arresting him and going in so to
his struggler. You know, he has this huge machetti in
the back of his truck, and I'm like, oh my gosh,
this could.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Have gone bad.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Yeah, yeah, that's a scary part. So but you have
your cover there, so and it's just really crazy. And
then I have another you know, they they thought I
was to look too neat to be a prostitute because
I had a short haircut from getting out of the academy.
In the first day, you don't think you're going out
to work, you know, you think you're going to go

(17:31):
through like a train. You're out there, Yeah, you're gonna
see some videos and all this crap, you know, so
you're you know, and the other girls dressed appropriately. I
was so naive, and so they go, well, we're going
to get you out there today just to get the
culture shock of it over.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
So they take us out.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
And you know, it's a business area actually, and so
I'm in you know, dress pants and a nice flows
and everything. I look like I showed up for, you know,
work at an office. And so they get me out there,
and you would think it would matter.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
It doesn't matter. These guys are so.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Yeah. They just see a female standing out there and
they start pulling up. And I mean, at one time
I had I had three I had three cars. I
had three cars. Three, that's how bad they are. They
had three cars there, and I'm thinking, okay, I'll just
go make a case with each one of them, like
I'm trying to get a good price. What price, you know,

(18:37):
like they're bidding, and it's just awful and get and
get all over. And we got up there, all three
of them, you know. So but oh my gosh, it
was awful to have to go shower every day. You know,
as soon as you get home, you just want to
shower and and get belt up. At some of the
swingers clubs you get belt up.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Oh my god, Oh my gosh. Yes, the fourth car,
I was just so naive, you know, they start filling
me up.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Well my my response.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Is to start laughing, you know, because I.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Just start laughing, right, and my poor partner, you know,
my poor partner, but I don't know how they do
this every day. Like it was disgusting to me, and
I just thought, oh my gosh, what have I gotten
myself into? And so he's having to make excuses for
my behavior because I'm not getting with the program. You know. Yeah,

(19:42):
the girls looking at me like, what's so funny?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Meanwhile Pete's wondering, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
Of course they you know. I never got asked back,
so there's yeah. But the question is, as you went on,
did you dirty it up? Did you like get the
dirt on your knees? Oh yeah, like smudge make up?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yes, yeah, t shirt?

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Are we done?

Speaker 1 (20:09):
So? So, Pete, I understand you have some stories today.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Not like that. I want to close the show and
go home.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Oh yeah, it's pretty christy.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah this last time.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
So yeah, Anngie time.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
System.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
I just resigned from the fire to farmer.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Wow, Angie, were so quiet, and then all of a sudden,
I knew it was in there.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
I knew it like a tiger, you know what.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
You two were made for each I'm.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Trying to behave like a sudden.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Mama raised me like my Mississippi mama raised me.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
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What kind of damage have you been seeing.

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Speaker 2 (23:02):
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(23:24):
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Speaker 1 (23:36):
And we're back back to more offbeat, the light side
of law enforcements. I'm your host, Steve Rutherford. Co host
for today, Joanne Jackson. Hey, y'all, and we're joined with
two guests in studio. We've got retired officers, Pete Mallick
and Anti Malick. Hello, Hello, and retired. I guess Pete,

(23:57):
we can say retired officer and retired.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
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Speaker 1 (24:03):
And hey, there's a lot of value to a cup
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Speaker 2 (24:07):
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seven dollars.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yes, thank you, you bought that, right, I did buy that,
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
I appreciate that seven dollars for Grande Frauccino.

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(24:43):
we we finished out the the first segment. Pete, I'm
hoping you you've relaxed now because we didn't know if
you need to take a break.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Need some oxygen over there?

Speaker 3 (24:54):
What are you you talk about your hands with this?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Trying to keep you calm.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Sir, coling you after that last segment.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, yeah, that that guy kind of steamy there, Angie.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
I had a life before him.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
He was round.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
But what but that being said, you guys are married, yes,
and he kind of had an unusual wedding. Oh yeah,
you know what Pete looks like you're pointing towards Angie there.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
You want to start the story.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
It's more of a twitch that you had.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Well, well did that? Well? Anyway, we have been dating,
dating for a while, very you know, it's it's it's
not like we're walking around like hand in hand, look
at it. But we have been dating. And anyway, Angie
was getting ready to retire.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, this was right after.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
And so she had retired, and we, like I said,
we had been going out for a while. We're both
in our fifties, has both been through divorces. We've known
each other for a long time and you know, good friends,
the whole thing. So she's getting ready to retire, she's
finding out all the information about retirement. Well, she retires
before we get married, I get nothing. She retires and.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Went from holy matrimony to all about Pete.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
She was thinking about the same thing with me. It's
like if I retired later, she would and we weren't married,
you know, so, Nie, and that's a.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Good tidbit for these people retiring because you know a
lot of times you do that and you don't think
about if if you're married or you're in a relationship
with somebody down the road.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
You always need to be thinking of your future.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah, so absolutely, And uh, the guys at Alexander Financial.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Man they can, Yes, they can a lot of that,
take the beneficiary paperwork.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
But so we're sitting and it's a distance a little
bit further from like from Angie to Jump. So sitting
and I'm sitting at my desk and I'm doing work
and she's at the computer and I hear, I'm gonna
look over, and she goes, just move it her head over,
she goes, and so I slide my chair over and

(27:26):
she takes the computer screen and turns it around and
there's an application for a marriage.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
It's the website.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Yeah, that was my proposal.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
And while she did that, she had the shotgun underneath
the desk and said make enough refuse.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Well, yeah, well we just you know, I thought, okay,
we don't have to announce it to the world. We
can just do this legally, you know, just do the
paperwork legally. We don't have to go and have the
big wedding and all that. We've been married before and
we can do all that later. But to do this
legally before I retire, I think would be a good,

(28:06):
a wise thing to do, because Officer, we don't know
what tomorrow is gonna bring, so now be prepared as
much as possible.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
How how long did you have prior to retirement that
this occurred?

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Okay, So I had decided made this decision in September,
and I was gonna retire in October.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Oh okay, so a month this wouldn't make You're retiring
at the end of the day.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
So well it was actually so the year before I
had already been talking to my financial planner about it,
and so then it came up again and I and
I thought, okay, you know this is I had talked
to him again the beginning the early September. I talked
to him about it. You know, what, will I have
enough you know, to retire and stuff. And then when

(28:52):
you go down there and they tell you, you know,
they know that you're in a relationship, you tell, oh
my goodness, you know she and luckily she told me that.
She just said, hey, you know that if you get
married after you retire, your spouse won't get it, because
that's one of the questions, are you retired, are you

(29:13):
in a relationship?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
I thought you were going to say, they're going to
tell you and you can't retire unless you marry Pete.

Speaker 7 (29:19):
I know.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Some people do anything to retire.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Exactly, but I have to give you a precursor to it.
So in where we worked, we wore the five eleven
khakis and the black polo shirts and we carried our
gun and then we had the badge on the outside
and we had a badge embroidered on our shirts. Just
keep that visual in mind. We both dress the same way. Okay,
just keep that happen.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
So okay, like I was gonna let you go ahead
and tell the rest can tell the next part.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Good when we decided.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
So yeah, we actually scripted this Last Life and.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
It's just a form.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
It's just on our web d in Dallas County's website.
You just fill out of your application.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
You have to wait twenty four hour.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
You go in, make sure that you're so burn all yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
And it's it takes like two seconds. It's like name,
date of birth, where you're born, county.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
And it's so romantic.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
So so we both go We said, okay, we need
to take time off. So I took colm time. She
took vacation time. Whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
We're winning light.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
We went in late. So here we are.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Wait a minute, wait, you got you guys are at
work and now you're going to burn time so you
can leave work too.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
No, no, no, we're at work. We filled it out.
You have to wait twenty four hours. So the next
day it's we came in late because.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
The twenty and we filled it out at lunch.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
So all you're retired, SRD is get ready to pull up?
Is that what cup you're going on? But so you
have to wait twenty four hours. So basically we're going
to get married the next day, but we're going to
do it before work, so we take some time off.
We took vacation time.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
So you can come in late.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah, no, we're just kidding.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
So we're dressed in like I said, the uniform CAC,
the black shirt, the gun and everything. So we walk
into the Allan Courthouse and this.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Is after set the mood.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
This is after July seventh, so you can imagine the
mood at the courthouse and everybody seeing police, you know,
two police officers show up.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Oh yeah, it was kind of like a somber. So
you go in and it's literally I thought it was
just like pulling a ticket to go at the butcher shop.
Next five pounds of the old please, So you pull
a ticket and they go next. And we're walking up
and they're looking at us, like why is he pulling
the ticket? It was to help us. I said, we're
here to get married. And the lady looks out. She goes,
who who we are? She goes, okay, So she hands

(31:41):
me something about the size of this, a piece of paper.
It has judges names in the floor. She goes, pick
a judge and go get married.

Speaker 8 (31:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
I was like, what's and this is the thing The
war gets out people hear marriage, and I think it
was it was so nice. It became such a blessing
that moment because it's you know, marriage, the birth of
a child, all that gives you hope. You know, we
were all so depressed. Sure, and so I think it

(32:09):
was it was as it was mentally healthy for them
also to see us.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
I mean, life goes on, right, we have to go on.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
So so it went from servant to warrant, going to
court to get married and it's like five minutes.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
So we have to find a JP.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
We had to find one of the judges. So they recommended, Hey,
go to this judge. He he loves not that you know,
he loves police, is a big supporter. So we go
up there and remember this is early in the morning,
so we hear ourselves a click. There's nobody there in
the hallway. So they're all getting their coffee and they go,
can I help you? And I said, we're here to
get married. She goes oh, and it's like the judge

(32:51):
is going to be so excited.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
It was so fun.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
The bailiff was just had his shirt open, goes, I
need to go put my tie on, and the judge
goes robot for this. So here we are told you
about the uniforms. We're facing the judge. Now they say
police officers, don't cry. We're both balling. We're standing the
judges marrying us facing each other with guns on our side.

(33:13):
I mean, how great is that? No father with the shotgun.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Clark took a picture of us bliff, Yeah yeah, when
we were it was a bailiff Okay, yeah, I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
So we got done and it was kind of like, okay, congratulations.
We took the picture with the judge, which I can't
find it. We walked out and says, what do we
do now? I said, we can't even get a bagel.
Let's just go back to work, I know.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
And it was so weird, just sitting there thinking, oh
my gosh, what did we just do?

Speaker 3 (33:43):
And then she left me.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
The next month, I myself she retired, yes.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
And she was at home. She goes, I got my money,
I got his money.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Yeah, calculated, and then I remodeled to bathrooms.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Well you like to do interior design, so yeah it was.
It was nice. So did you tell anybody when you
went back to work that you got married?

Speaker 4 (34:11):
I know, we didn't even tell our family. Yes, so
and then a year later, on the date we did it,
we had our wedding.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
So your family didn't even know you were married until
you had another Well they.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Do now, Well, you know, it's just you go through
so much, right, Officers go through a lot of divorces,
and you just you just don't want to upset people
or just cause problem. You just you know, keep things quiet.
And I think a lot of officers, specially officers to
get married, do that so.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Well, especially when the mary's peat. You want to make
sure it's going to work out.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
I would tell you I still care her, Like the
first day we started going out, I I do, well,
it's chase.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Well done.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Yeah, I finally got a ride the third time.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
I'm so envious of people that have been married for years,
you know, so so I've own marriage.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
It's so admirable.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Since nineteen eighty nine. I was in the academy class
with her with her first husband, Scott, and so we
I kid, I say, well, we're coming up on nine
years of marriage, but really it's it's thirty six years,
you know, we kid, because we've known each other for forever.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Well, well, didn't she like ignore you in the beginning,
Like you were being all friendly, friendly, and she's looking
at you like you're like you're her sergeant. Well he
reached out to me on Facebook.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
You know, you know how you made and it's another into.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
The DM why.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Yeah, so you know we're all we're all on there
and we communicate with it, so you don't think anything
about it, you know. So I didn't know where it
was going to lead.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
It was all those selfies.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
I seduced you with all my you know, the breakup
selfies that you're making after.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
I like the ones when she rubbed the dirt on
her she had you did the Alice Cooper eyelash. That
was it. I said, I want it, gotta have it.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
I swore off dating police though I swore, I said, never,
never again will I be doing that. And but you know,
when you know somebody's reputation and that they're a good person,
and you think, okay.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
But it was funny, cheats. I said to her a
picture because I was in fort hood. I was in
worried and I was in my colonel uniform and it
was funny. She was looking at the picture. Oh, look
at Pete, this curnel uniform whatever, And it was funny.
She says to her brother, Goes, I.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Sent a picture, this picture Pete sent me in this
uniform to my brother who was who had also been
in the military, And I said, what rank is this?
Because I don't I don't know the rank. Half the time,
I didn't know the rank on the police department. You know,
it's just I'm I'm just I was just raised. Everybody's
treated the same way, you know, with respect, and so anyway,

(37:11):
I send it to my brother. My brother sends back
him as he goes, dang, he's a full bird colonel.
And I go back and I go, what's that?

Speaker 2 (37:22):
That's that's him one down from a general.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Angie, you call him Sarah, you salute every time you
see him.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
I said, oh, is that a big deal?

Speaker 3 (37:33):
I see Edie kissed.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Pete. Pete, he's kind of a big deal.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
She put Pete right in his place. I don't know
what that means. Whatever she.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Kiss the.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
I do invitations too. Other than ten nights, I get
to Italian stuff. Mafia.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
If you want to Italian mafia, Yes, yes, let us
have your Italian mafia.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Is good. You know, I think it's pretty good. Don't
chick you ahead, don't check you ahead at me. It's
not nice.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yeah, we've seen every episode of the Sopranos.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Now, Pete. You also you mentioned something about a chicken
and a squad car. Oh yeah, yeah, that sounds sturdy's
let's let's switch gears and let's talk about poultry and
police cars.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Wait, we got from a full bird colonel with wings
to a chicken. It's it's anonymous.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
That was kind of a good good segue there.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
So anyway, I worked the evenings, enjoyed it. It was
so much fun back in eighty nine to ninety. I
mean police work was like, hey, let's go out and
get felonies. We're going to clean up the streets and
do whatever. But we also had our entertaining times. And
Pilgrim's Pride was in Central Division and it was one

(38:54):
of the main slaughterhouses and they would bring chickens in
from Pittsburgh, Texas. On these you've probably seen them on
the free ways. They're crammed like five chickens in a
little cage and it looked like uh and uh. So
they would go in there. They would back up into
a parking lot across the street from the main factory.
So we had one guy we want that we just

(39:14):
wanted to play a joke on and when you could
do it, So the funny part was I go up
to the security guard. I said, hey, can I have
one of your chickens? He goes, what are you gonna
do with it? I said, I want to put it
in the squad car. He goes, if you can catch it,
you can keep it. So Laurie was with me by partner.
So here I am at six foot four, go you chick, Chicky, chicky,

(39:35):
and I'm chasing it around the park a lot. This
thing is flying and I finally got it after I
ran it to the fence and got scraped up, and
I'm holding his chicken. It's like and then finally calmed down.
So I told Lauria, I said, my partner said, all right,
let's go. So the guy that we were playing the
trick on he's at the seven to eleven. It was
a guest and an Haskell. So he left his car

(39:57):
door up, but we'll always used to have his uniform
hat in car. He always had everything. He didn't wear it,
but he had it. It was upside down, so Laurie
would go in and do the Hi, how are you Chris,
and how's everything? So Hi, Laurie. Whatever. So here I
am the six foot four sneaking and I go and
I his car door to the back door is locked,

(40:18):
and I open it up and I take the chicken.
I throw it in. Well, it starts flopping around, It
lands right in his hat and it just sits there.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Awesome.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
And I was like, okay, well this is kind of cool.
So I'm laughing hysterical. I can't even control it. I
get in the car and Laurie gives me the sign.
She gets in the car. Well, they get a call
and I think it was not like a code three,
but like step it up call. Well, apparently it pissed
off and woke the chicken up while we was going
eastbound on Gaston and it decided to flip and fly.

(40:46):
So I watched that car door back and forth, and
then all of a sudden, the MTC we had the
old ones. Oh you guys are gonna get it. Oh,
you guys are gonna get it.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
I don't see why you gave me even a free chicken.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Chicken. Yeah, I know, so chicken. So that was our
chicken story.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
So what happened to the chicken? Yeah, that's what that was.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
What it was, finger licking good. That's all I got
to say.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
No, man, you could have lied to me and said
he got a home. It's probably been in a chicken fight.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah they rehabited.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Yeah, yeakay, I hope so chicken.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Now you you mentioned something else about half dressed in speeding.
What's that all about?

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Oh yeah, so working with my partner at the time.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
You weren't half dressed and your partner wasn't speeding.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
No, so everybody's in the end. It was it was
Monday and going down I believe it was Elm Street.
A lot of times they would just fly down there.
I mean with the lights, everybodys trying to get to work.
So I think the speed lit was thirty and this
one's like made the radar. I actually was running radar.

(42:05):
You think, really it was that bad because we got
complaints on it and it screeched at fifty twenty over
so pulling behind it, so something fell out. I don't
know if it was my flashlight or or something on
my equipment belt. So my partner gets out and he
short little guy whatever, and and sometimes when he gets nervous,

(42:26):
he stutters, you know whatever. So I'm like, oh, I said,
just go ahead and call the traffic. So he walks
up to passenger side and he goes ten six four
traffic whatever, fifteen hundred and l one Street, holy like that,
And it was like, what the heck? And so I

(42:47):
get out and I walk up. Well, she figured she
was speeding, so she wound up being like hey, female,
LA lowered the top and hiked the skirt up, the
whole thing and everything. Well, when he said that to
the dispatch, all of a sudden the squad cars coming up.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Oh yeah, boom boom.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Well then what happened is she didn't look behind her
and see that there was like six or seven squad cars.
So all of a sudden, my sergeant David Alan, and
he goes up and he goes he leans over and
he looks and he goes, I think you'd better do
an m I R an incident report on this one
if you're right at the ticket to go back. Well,

(43:30):
after I handed her the ticket meticulously, it was like
she had a turtleneck a park. You know, she was
like cover it up. But inditionally, but it was the
initial shock of him screaming on the radio and it's
like dispatching, everything's okay, Oh yeah, everything's okay, and he's
handed out going like the.

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Speaker 1 (46:15):
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We've got retired officer Pete Mallick and retired officer Angie Malick. Hello,
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(48:09):
even even ask you about this story because you titled
all your stories.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
For me, and see, I'm worth something to you. I
do imitations. I title your story.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Yeah, I mean, I don't even have to segue into
this because he's like, here here's the title. Tell us
about Budweiser in the mornings.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Hey, it's five o'clock somewhere.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
That's right, that's true. But so are you focusing on
the AM or the PM thing?

Speaker 3 (48:37):
No, it's yeah, Well, this this one was very am So.
I worked down in the west End area district, and
west End always had tons of different venues that I
think it was like, I think it was maybe the
taste of the west End, which is they had like
all these restaurants that come out and that music. I mean,
it was a big thing. This is back in nineteen

(49:01):
eighty nine, ninety ish, ninety one is something like that.
So anyway, my sergeant said, hey, you're signed down here
whatever the vendors need, help them out, and I was like, okay, sure, whatever.
So this girl comes up to me, very attractive girl.
She goes, hey, I got a question to ask you.
She goes, I'm with the the bud light girls. I

(49:23):
was like, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Bud lighter, Budweiser, No bud light.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
I said, bud light. So I'm sorry. I said, Budweiser. Okay,
bud light in the morning. So are you happy bud light?

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Yes? Yes?

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Ok?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Is that correct? Correction?

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Mate? So she goes with the you know, the butt light.
She goes, and I was wondering if you know a
place that we could change and I was kind of like,
I'm thinking, and I was like, where am I going
to go? I can't take them to the police station
because that would be really bad. So I said, oh,
I know, I'll take you to fire Station eighteen downtown
because they got all these bedrooms and it's not a

(49:57):
fully staff firehouse. I said, this would be great.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
So what are they wearing now that they've got to
change out.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
They're just wearing like jeans and and just like you know,
T shirts whatever. I think set of had like the
Budweiser T shirts. So I was like, hey, come on,
get a squad car. Well, now I'm in. I got
four girls, attractive girls in the squad car. And you
got to call your mileage in because you want to
make sure that you know. So I got whatever I
was element blah blah blah. I said, transportation four females

(50:27):
to whatever the fire station address, starting mileage. So all
of a sudden, my MDC starts going yeah, beep beep,
it's like four females. I was like whatever. So I
go to the fire station and so there's really nobody
in the fire station but the captain. Everybody's out doing
things and they have to understand the bays at Station eighteen.

(50:48):
I think there's one, two, three, four five doors and
it's angled. So when you have a bay that you
like your your back, your ambulance or your truck in,
the bedrooms are behind it. So you'll have four bedrooms there,
four bedrooms there. So I had to figure out which
bedrooms weren't being used so the firemen don't walk in

(51:09):
on it. Well, they said, I'll just put one in
each one. So I had all four girls one two, three, four,
and each one I said just going, well, I'm standing
out in the bay and I think one of them
had a call. So they leave, they come back the fireman.
So they're changing, so they're changing into their swimsuits that
are bud light, and like a funny park cap goes, yeah,

(51:34):
I just go ahead and change. So all of a sudden,
I walk inside and I didn't know that they're all
coming out, not at the same time, but like a
second apart. They're walking out into the bay, and I
hear this loud crash and banging, and I was like,
oh my god, what happened. So all of a sudden,
it's just pandemonium. Firemen walking into each other. I mean,

(51:55):
and that's just making up. But all of a sudden,
see a girl in a bathing suit come out. Say
who's the chief? Then DoD Miller, Yeah, he's retired. I
ain't worried about it. So one of the guys he
was every station they have, it's like the airwag at
eight sixty. I guess when you get ready to retire,
you just work that refill wagon. And so all of

(52:16):
a sudden he comes in and he's in the kitchen
and he's like really fast, he's making stuff. And I
was like, I said, George, what are you doing? And
he's like, I'm just trying to keep myself busy right now.
I said, what are you making? I'm making dinner. And
I was like it's ten o'clock in the morning. He goes, yeah,
I know, but I gotta stay busy. I gotta stay busy. Concentrate, concentrate, concentrate.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
I wonder how many of them went home and tell
their wives what happened that day.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
No, you just got to envision all these girls.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
You know.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
They came out like almost one at a time, one
after the other in the bathing suits, and I mean
they just said fire. More were dropping the equipment. One
of them was backed into the other rig.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
I thought you were going to say the crash was
they backed into the.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Between One of the guys dropped one of his, uh
the equipment bags, and they were like, did you see
the suit? There was actually fourth That's funny, and it
didn't involve a chicken on this one.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Chick.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
It's like when Steve said I've got six chicks.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Yeah, I still haven't seen him, but we can go
look at him.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Okay, I'll take you, okay, man, maybe after the show,
which brings us to that point in the show. Guys,
thanks for listening today. Until next time, keep it real,
keep it funny, stay safe, and watch each other.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Six A