Man Tequila Makes Brave

Tequila makes you feel invicible 

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Well over the weekend I changed my Facebook dating. I found out you can actually change the location.

(00:05):
Not out of the country unfortunately.
But I was like, "We're in the United States, what I find guys attract is, I have to think about it."
And I was like, "Frappably my amy." So I changed it to my amy and when I tell you...
"Florre."
...have never had it to where every single guy I swiped right on, like 20 times in a row. Right, right, right, right.
Every guy was not every single one. I was like, "Why do I live in Dallas? This sucks. I'm in the wrong spot."

(00:32):
Do you think that this is a fad for you?
I definitely go through phases, I always have.
I know, we've seen you do it. We've seen you whether it's long hair, short hair, skin tone, eye color, you know, heights.
Yeah, it's all been my specific...
You've been all over the place.
Hockey was like, "Okay, musicians were the first one, specifically like drummers, and then moved on to hockey players."

(00:54):
And then Italian, and then Nalatino, so...
Okay.
I take Lee and people online ask me if they have a shot with you and it's like some pasty white guy.
I went, "Nope, don't even bother."
Not at this point in their life.
Yeah.
It can be like a vibe too, because the one guy that I have the biggest crush on at my dance studio actually looks like a white guy.
But he's from Guadalajara. I found out over the weekend.

(01:16):
Drunk me actually finally told him...
Oh, no!
...that we call him "Novela."
Novela, because I think he's like the most beautiful man I've ever seen, and now I'm like terrified to face him again.
I'm like, "Man, tequila, make you brave."
Makes telling the truth seem like a great idea.