144 - Rancho Things

This weeks Rhimarkable Conversations are:
State of the Union
Rearranging the house
Early life
Rancho things
The setup

Episode Transcript

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Even when they piss you off,because sometimes their science pisses me off.
But then I'm like, I getit, I understand it. I choose
to ignore it. I sound like, yeah, but mine's not like stupid
ship. Mine's when, like Neilsays, astrological gimmick aren't a real thing

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of like, fuck you Neil,That's what I mean. I don't listen
to the scientists. Your TV showsucked just because you're a pissys don't mean
you're special. Fuck you Neil.Yes it does. If it wasn't for
his show, then Drake wouldn't evenbe popular, and then we wouldn't have

(00:43):
all these Tinder business So thank youNeil for real. I swear to go.
They played that ship out of Drakeconcert. That was deep fucking but
just strang do stage's like, comeon, fuck y'all. I love that

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for him. Do it again,do it again, run it back?
Hilarious. I wonder if bon Jovieever sat down his new daughter in law
was like, sweetheart, you knowyou were groomed by that motherfucker right.
Probably not, because he's a rockstar from the eighties in a vampire from

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the whatever centuries. The more Ilistened to music from back then the less
I like a lot of those artists. I was like, wow, y'all
are some problematic motherfuckers, man,Like y'all are really shitty people. I
used to like, uh, someBeastie boys. I wasn't a big d
I was never a big Beastie boys, but like, man, you go

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back and listen to these like alltheir hits, I was like, wow,
y'all just like drugging women and doingwhatever and fucking whatever, and nobody's
been prosecuted. Like y'all just talkabout using Spanish fly like freely in your
songs and ship somebody showed like thebeginning of the Cosby Mysteries. Yeah,

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yet like him putting something in somebody'sdrink and they're like it was right in
front of us the whole time,and it was because it's like just a
way of life to these assholes,like this is just life, this is
what we do. Crazy man.This has been the fucking the longest short

(02:40):
week ever, the longest short week. It feels like a short week,
but it's not a short week likeholidays here and all that stuff. So
everybody's kind of like on vacation really, but not really on vacation because we
all have to do shit, butit feels like a short week because everybody's
like, man, I just can'twait till next week. I mean,
you're gonna do shit, and thensucking the holidays in the middle of the
week, which is all fuck.Good thing is military get to ninety six

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for it. Thursday through Sunday.They're off for ninety six. That's what
we call them. We would alwayswe just it was three days of seventy
two. Yeah, it was justdependent. Ninety six is great there because
then you could travel. Yeah,and then you went to whole other states,

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went to a rave end up somewhereand a speaker fucked up out of
your mind. First off, Ididn't need ninety six to go to other
states to be fucked up at araven a speaker somewhere. I promise you
that, because I did that shipon a regular fucking night, Like I
would drive to Vegas on a whimwhen I lived in Cali, because it
was like two hours, maybe anhour and a half drive, and I

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was like, dang shit here goingto the other desert. Let's go to
Vegas, and fucking it was Vegasgreat. I'm so like, I hate
that I am the way I amthe do you I hate because I don't
you know me, I don't takepictures. I don't do video. I

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haven't fucking record shit, you knowwhat I mean. And it's like it's
not that I don't want to doit, it's I just live in the
moment. Yeah, and then afterwards, I'm like, fuck, I should
have probably taken a picture of thator whatever. But like again, when
I grew up, I didn't havea cell phone. I didn't have a
camera to run around with. Ididn't like, I never had that sh

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when we grew up, the cellphones didn't have cameras, no, I
know that, Like I didn't havelike both other people just had cameras.
Oh, you know what I'm saying, Like I never I never worried about
having a camera. I just wantedto enjoy the moments and live for whatever
I saw happening, you know whatI'm saying. I got the disposable cameras
all the time. Oh, therewas a lot of those. I'm sure

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I'll be in a lot of people'spictures. I don't doubt it, but
I definitely would not the one takingpictures or anything like that. And then
I'll randomly see a video on YouTubeof a rat about in California from back
in ninety seventh through ninety nine,and they'd be like, oh, there
I am. I felt me.It's like where's Waldo. Luckily, I'm

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just like standing by the stage dancingor watching any d d or something like
that. Like nothing I can getin trouble my political career, see is
political career? See? Not likeit matters. We have a phone really
present, so I'll vote for youfor real. You can't. Why can't
you can't run in local elections?If you have a phony, you can't.

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I don't have a phony, butstill that's why can't you? Oh
I don't know. Probably because Ihave money your taxes. Probably somebody's gonna
say something and I'll say taxation stuff. Fuck yourself, bitch, I just
said. I swear to god,she's so fun man. That debate was

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that's a fucking dumpster car. Nota debate, first of all. Oh,
they were debating stuff. It wasliterally egs, Yeah, egos.
Look y'all started talking about fucking golf. I swear to fucking god, are
you not the two motherfuckers that aregonna be running this country. I don't
give a shit about your golf game. I don't I don't care, So

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not one goddamn person this country careabout your golf game. That is a
snl skit if I've ever seen oneof the the'all motherfuckers are gonna get flamed.
I needed to watch, like Ineed to go back and find a
cold open and get spacetide in thatlife. Because I'm sure it was the
fucking debate or could have been somethingwith the goddamn Supreme Court rolling back Chevron

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like fucking morons, like the fuckingjudges around the world, around this fucking
country who are just fucking appointed,who have no basis and no fucking knowledge
in any of these areas, aregoing to be fucking making these decisions when
it comes to all our federal agencies. The same judges that think you could

(07:08):
swallow up pill that has a camerain it and it will end up in
a woman's uterus, they're the expertto be able to make calls on everything,
everything here, everything, because everylegal and everything that they do in
Congress is vague. Move to Irelandwith the fay We're safer with the faye.

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These motherfuckers write laws for these agenciesto interpret the laws correctly and make
it palatable for the public consumption.Now we won't have that because the experts
in these are going to be thejudges. So now when everybody sues shit,
they're going to create some kind ofbullshit precedent that's not even fucking real.

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I just don't understand how the hellyou up in to your president.
I don't know, does Ireland haveone of those motherfucking descent citizenship pathways?
I think pretty huh. We shouldlook at on real website. She's got
all the information. And I knowGermany has a descent immigration thing. And

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I know I can go back toGermany because my great grandma was fucking She
had the German stare, like shescared shit out of me. My mama
says she's the sweetest lady in theworld. Hew, But all I remember
is pictures of her in that stairand I'm like, are you sure,
Mama, because this lady looks mean. And then my granny was mean.

(08:43):
My mama was mean. Granny wasnot mean, Gritty was mean. I
mean that's because she liked you.Well, maybe you should have got herd
like you. You ain't never agood chance to beat by Greenny. My
granny never beat my ass. Itwas always Mama would beat my ass.
Mama was a designated ass peter inthe family. And that shit, Oh

(09:03):
my god, dam was the worst. And but we can go get mama
off hell like it was my ass. I ain't sitting for like a week.
He's sitting for a week now.Grand wasn't me. Grandy was just

(09:30):
a smart ass and blunt and ohmy gosh, oh be shut up.
He said, no, you goto here, squee, I must close
that. I don't re ratting ofit. I'm'a stan with it. You

(09:52):
don't pause it and let that manle sake that so he'll shut up.
Yeah you wanna go grab him,Sure be a silence. Scotch h knocked
shut out of the tape. Takesthe fucking table. So like so far

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this term, they well between thisterm and last year, and we don't
even have the the the immunity thingyet MP. So they've uh narrowed the
scope on the obstruction charges for allthese January sixth people. Shockingly that would

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happen considering two of the fucking judgesare part of it. They've also changed
the standards of what's considered bribery.It's not bribery if they tip you afterwards.
It's a gratuity. So if theypay you before you do what they

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want you to do, then it'sa bribe. But if they pay you
after you do what they want youto do, and it's a tip,
any any future congress people interested inthat. Judges things like that, it's

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it's not a it's not a bribeif they pay you after the fact.
And I look up the the actualprecedent by my phone's recording, I don't.
I don't know why. And thenwhy I listen to the Supreme Court
talk because you see the shit coming. You see them asking these ridiculous ask

(11:56):
questions and see their points. Ithink I'm hoping that they just kick the
the can back down to the localcourts for the Trump community thing. But
they're gonna narrow the scope of itsomehow, and it's gonna be is it
is it a private thing that hedid or was it a personal game?

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Like was it public? If everythinghe does is for a personal game?
But they say was it because ifit was done as the president as a
public thing for the president for forthe betterment of the United States. They
can't charge him for it because it'sit's like every other president is gonna have

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to do random ship. But ifit was done and seen as a private
or if you other president in thisfucking country can mind their own goddamn business
and stop fucking up other fucking countriesand start taking care of your fucking own
like your goddamn job description fucking tellsyou to do. I'm so sick and
tired of this country going and fuckingup other countries and making up situations just

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so we can go to goddamn warfor fucking their goddamn resources. Fucking oh
god. And and then Congress doesnothing because obviously the House is run by
Mike Johnson, who's a Republican,who's a Christian national Republican who doesn't care.

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And remember remember remember when they savedthem. You remember when the Democrats
saved them last time. They're like, oh, this will be better than
the possibilities. No, no,it won't, because this is what was
coming. Yep. And now youcan't codify anything. Now you can't you
can't go back and fix it becausethey're they're running all of it, and

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nothing gets to the Senate without startingat the house. You know what I'm
saying, Hellscape, No, it'snot those worst places, but this is
definitely not the best. It's it'seither dead on arrival in the Senate or

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it's vet up by the president.And if like man both bothe both fuckers
tell me money you micorn, y'allneed to vote in every election, both
your local ones. Stop letting thesefucking extreme motherfuckers that are stupid as shit
and just believing what the fuck theyread like. Stop letting them run your

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fucking uh school boards, your fuckingcity, and part of your campaign is
I'm a Christian. I'm immediately I'mdefinitely not voting. Like it has no
that has no bearing on what you'redoing. Yeah, that doesn't make me
feel like you you make more youdon't care about the other setus that you
just care about the Christians if youwant to try and make the world live
like fucking Christians. That doesn't tellme you're a mora morally ambiguous person.

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It doesn't tell me that you haveany any thoughts or cares for others as
just because you're a Christian And itdoesn't mean there's not good Christians out there.
I'm just saying just because of thatdoesn't make me feel that that's what
you are. I don't good Christiansaren't going around announcing that they're just going
around doing Christian like shit like that'sfucking's supposed to be doing. For like

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all the Christians in Congress that aregoing back and forth talking about, hey
guys, this is probably not agood idea. As a Christian myself,
I don't even think this is agood idea. Why are we in Oklahoma
put forcing Bibles into a fucking classroomfor a bunch of teachers that don't believe
in the fucking Bible to be teachingthe kids, and a bunch of kids
that that's not even their faith thatthey're being brought up in. Do you

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not understand? Yeah? Exactly.But y'all, y'all get some of these
kids to read the Bible, actuallyread the Bible. Do it. I'll
open it up for high schoolers anddebate club. These kids. First of
all, they already read it,I hate to tell you they are,
and they're already pointing out the flaws. Yeah, they already. They already

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see the inconsistencies. They already seethe fucking the bullshit in there. It's
alright, you can't force people anyanything. You can't force people to do
things. You just can't. Mmhmm. It's a media pushback. It's

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like that Christopher walking put your headsup, No why, I don't want
sick, but I have a gun. I don't care. I don't care.
That's me. I'm good, Idon't care. That's totally walk into

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you don't give a ship. Ohthat's a movie that's getting added to this
book season. Sulpy hollow mm lovethat movie, Gosh, slog down.
Except for that dude's in it.That's a pedophile. I mean, there's
probably more than one pedophile in it, but that one dude's in it.

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That's definitely a pedophile. I Idon't know who you're the one that was
in Farris Bueller. It's the principal. Oh that guy? Yeah, he's
dead, right is it? Ithink? So? Didn't he die?
I hope so? Fuck? Yeah? Yeah? Pedophile? Motherfucker. H
No, he's still alive, ishe? Yeah? God damn it.

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Fast. The amount of people thatare okay with underage like it's it's really
bothersome. Yes, yes, parentsare not having a good time in the

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United States right now. Anything's expensive. You can't take our kids anywhere safely,
cause splash pads aren't even fucking safe. We're like little tothard stove and
splashing fucking water. Parks aren't safe, malls aren't safe. Churches definitely aren't
fucking safe. And if you thinkthey are, you're a fucking idiot.

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So houses aren't safe. Nothing's fuckingsafe. I can't say I really had
bad experiences in church itself, LikeI never had any issues with like the
priests or anything like that. That'scause you didn't go to a Southern Baptist
church. No, I didn't.I was Catholic, so like I grew

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up in Catholic churches, but Iwent, like I visited a bunch of
them, like I would go withfriends. I told you when I was
thirteen, I just started going everywherebecause I just you know, I was
sick of being Catholic and hirpa,my mom, that's too damn bad.
Confirmed anyway, thanks mom. Anyway, Like, there wasn't issues at the

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church. The kids there were assholes, but that's because they were rich.
Up of the assholes. Yeah,so, I mean, I can't say
I had a lot of bad experiencesin the church itself. However, Man,
when I got into that fucking uhmy mom and dad sent me to
that fucking farm with the Christians,all of the shut down, motherfucker,

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all of them, all of themneed to shut all the will all the
troubled teens, all the all thoseprograms need to be shut down. And
I'll tell this to your mama's goddamnface. I'll make it a point to
tell it to your mama's goddamn face, because she ain't gonna remember it ten
minutes later. But if you area parent that is to send one of
your children to one of these locations, you are a shitty fucking parent.

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But I like lived at this placefor months. Yes, it was like
a little it was just a rehabhome. I guess the trouble teens.
It was in the trouble teenth industrywrapped up as Christianity. It's one of
the worst of the worst. Man, that dude ended up in jail for

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fucking uh uh not long huh.Not long. Sure he was, he
was older, but oh definitely thannot long enough. But he's an old
man. He's gonna die in jail. Good fuck him. Well, I

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mean he was a pedophile. Iget that that don't mean shit to the
legal system. Yeah, I knowthat that don't mean shit to the legal
system. And I wish more citizensof this country would watch more SVU and
realize that that is fiction as fuck. I wish we had more Olivia Benson's

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and Stabler be a lot better placeif we did, if they went after
motherfuckers like those motherfuckers, go after'em and convict'em because they don't fucking
do that shit here. Yeah,nah, that's true. I mean he
did go to jail. I justdidn't I didn't pay attention to how long
it was, Like a good riddensing I knew I wouldn't be going back

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there. It's bad man, andeverybody's from there is fucked up. This
shit you don't see. I stillsee some of them, like on Facebook
or something. I'll see some ofthe people that, uh that I knew
from back then and crazy, andit's like all kinds of evils in that

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is industry. You have the pedophiles, and then you have the people that
just are on power trips and takingit out on kids because their parents gave
them that fucking authority. Yep,these schools, these locations have pages and
pages and pages and pages and pagesand pages and pages of dead children.

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Hate it here? Yeah, Iwant to go to Ireland and live with
the fairies. It'd be better thanhere. That's what I can hate.
That shit by fucking mama. Mamaused to threaten to send me to the
fucking military school all the time.I'm like, I'll give a fuck,

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send me. I ain't gonna listento them either. That was always uh
yeah, that was always a threatback in the day. A military school.
Good, give me the fuck awayfrom you. I'll cuss their asses
out too, I'll give a shit. Which like, I wasn't even a
bad kid. I wasn't either.I was just autistic and fucking adhd.

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Yeah, getting the shit beat outof me. Parents were cussing, so
I cussed. What happened. I'mgetting held down with hot saucepoor down my
mountain. M I was. Iwas Chris, you know what I'm saying,
Like the way Chris is. Iwas Chris to a certain extent.
And then after so much, andafter so much, and after so much.
I was still to everybody else thatkid, they didn't know any better.

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But behind the scenes, I wasdoing all kinds of funck shit that
shit not have been doing. Ohh, I wasn't all kinds of fun
until until after that whole experience.I should not have been doing like once
I once I got back home,like home brought everything. Uh, like

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that's when I started fucking smoking withyou, like going out and doing dumb
shit. But even then, likeI really didn't do dumb shit. It's
average teenage shit. Yeah, parentsact like they weren't doing the same fucking
chip simpimes. Like I didn't goanywhere and tear anything up. I didn't.
Fucking I wasn't like being a criminal. No, I was just out
the field passed out. So yeah, it was just hanging out, fucking
out at night and typically like shit, I just got jobs, like I

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started working in fourteen. Yeah,you are much better than me, like
cause I I but then again Icouldn't cause I had to be homemaker.
I was put in charge of mytwo sisters. Yeah, and then had
one kid, m So I've justbeen moms since like eight. Well,
I mean, you're gonna be bombingthe rest of your life, unfortunately.

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But I mean the good thing isis like our kids are pretty self sufficient
and they're getting that age now thatthey can help you. Oh yeah,
Chris helps me out with you knowwhat I'm saying, and it's it's cool.
So like we get them on theright path of helping and then you
don't feel like homemaker anymore. AndI start tricking him, Like last night
he wanted the burrito. I waslike, cool, can you give me

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the ingredients out for it? Please? Cause spend a real fuck from the
phone. At least get the shitout. I'm art coolhen you put I'm
just tricking him, showing him howto make his own fucking burrito on long.
That's it you gonna learn today.If you're gonna be up all night
when I'm sleeping, you have toeat if you're hungry. Yeah, is
this a safe food? He's like, the cat's made a mess on the

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counter. Cool, clean up,putting out stair and he's like, I
didn't, Dad forgot of how sensitivestomach. I gagged. I'm sorry,
we all do. None of uslike doing it, but it's part of
it. You're in the house,you know what I mean. Like people,
you're on the team. Everybody works, everybody puts in. You know

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what I'm saying, it's just this, we're a unit, and we're a
fucking unit. I'll tell you.Look, look, we're a fucking unit.
No, I'm serious, Like thisfamily is as solid for us as
you know, a fairly odd parents, Cosmo Wanda. Yeah, you know
how they shape shift and the radimship. Yeah, we just shape shift

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and merch into a big ac unitis all my mind. You said that,
I mean like we're a squad manlike we're we're I feel like we're
just getting stronger as a family,if anything, you know what I'm saying,
Like we're close as hell to thekids. Kids are great, Like
they're they're not bad kids at all, obviously, they're like really fucking intelligent.

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They do really cool shit, andthey don't like we just we all
hang out. We all get along. You know, that's whatever. Halftime,
We just fucking played fornite fucking videogames people, if if anything else,
I know it's not for everybody,but I promise you there's a game
for everybody, you know, andlike just get you a game pass for

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a month and just try to tryto much different different shit. We're not
trying to get people to not belike I mean, obviously you have ship
to do, get your ship done. Yeah, you know what I mean,
but like take some time to getaway a little bit. Because if
we can play video games in thishouse, we're probably paying video there.
So we're not watching TV all thatmuch unless it's wrestling. Yeah, and

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that's just because the kids want towatch it. Because the nice that the
kids forget about it, we stillpay. Yeah, it's nice wat but
man, it's cool. It'll tellyou a lot about your your partners.
It's tells you how they react tostressful situations. It talks. It's a
communication game, like especially if you'reon the team. Like when we play

(28:07):
solos, it's whatever. We justbullshit and talk or whatever. But we're
just playing. But if we're onif we're on duos, we're constantly communicating
and communicating pretty well, you knowwhat I mean. Like I always know
where you are, pretty much alwaysknow where I am. I'm probably worse
about it than you are. Butuh, Chris is the worst. Chris.
We're just cruising in the car goingto said destination. About five minutes

(28:29):
ago. Chris jumped out the car, didn't tell nobody, but somehow he's
still ahead of us, beating thefuck out of everybody and clear in the
path. Yeah then damn fists.That kid, like he'll demolish everybody and
we just show up like help uson the well, yep, I'm running.

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I'm running so far, and likeit was it was just Chris.
I think we were just playing duosfor real. He killed probably six people,
like a whole squad, in likeless than five minutes, and and
like no time at all. I'mrunning to catch up to him because like
with the fists, you just popup in the air and you can travel
real far. So he's way thefunk ahead of me, and I'm trying

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to catch up, and like Iget there and I'm like, all right,
I'm here. I can help it. Kills all right, I guess
not not needed. I'm just gonnapick up these bullets over here. Thanks
that, thanks money, Yeah,no problem dead. And he loves it.

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It's cool for him because sisters intothe game and he can play with
sister and she's playing more often,especially like coming down in our room.
Yeah, y'all, y'all need tosee this fucking I don't know what happened.
Something happened in the entire house saidall right, bet she started organizing

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and resetting her room and cleaning herroom and getting it whatever and situated.
Chris then rearranged his whole room onhis own in the middle of the night
one night and just the next morninglook what I did. And we're like,
all right, let's good. Worksfor you. Great, And he's
been keeping it like slightly cleaner,so switching it up. So then we're

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just laying there and like, huh, well, what if we move this
thing? And the worst part islike with the gam and shit, so
we didn't xboxes are really cheap now, yes, so it makes it easier.
We don't have a new one oranything, we just got the old
ones. Keep buying. Yeah,I'll find one for like for this one

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I picked up for like forty bucksreally anyway, and then you'll find a
cheap TV at like Trosa or somewhere. Yeah, like we need we needed
a TV, so kicking up fortwenty bucks, set of fucking whatever.
And now it went to we've gota computer that I bought for gaming that

(31:15):
nobody uses sometimes for that game thatis included now in homeschool because it's fucking
great. I'm like, dude,I'll help you. I don't have I
love that shit. That fucking gameis awesome. Yeah, it's right up
my alley man. That's that's me. Like, oh, I need to
run the business. Oh yeah,Like I would like that, and I

(31:38):
would like probably like the trucking simulatorwhere I can just drive, but I
need like the setup, like Ifeel the controller not so much. I
need like the gimmick so I canfeel the driving and trick my brain black
going on to drive, like youknow what I'm saying. Kids, come
in the game room. Mom's onthe drive. Would be like that one

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streamer just running a car. JesusGod, name my rig. So we
bought cause each room had an Xbox. Yeah, Welia's got one, Chris
has one. We had one,uh cause we only needed one. Yeah,

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we only needed one. Then thenwe had the computer out there for
Chris likes to play, uh alot of stuff on Steam. Yeah,
so we got a computer room thatwe look at that the computer's not great,
processor kind of sucks something. Andthen we started playing Fortnite and like

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Chris started playing again. A littlebit more and like you really got it.
You were you were the catalyst saysthe whole thing, cause I r
I really wasn't playing shit. Iwas playing my baseball game. Yeah.
Then we were playing like Disney's speedsthim yeah or what, And then you
got into Fortnite, and then Igot out of Fortnite. I started playing

(33:05):
it a long time ago, likeI made an account and played a game
or two with Chris and he waslike, Dad, you're not very good
at this game. So so Istopped playing. All right, thanks.

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He's like that, I don't thinkyou're gonna like this game. It's not
You're not very good at it.I was like, all right, thanks,
dude, Yeah, maybe it's notmy speed. So I just let
it alone, went back to playingmy mother stuff, you know, the
sports games and ship it because I'venever been into like that kind of shooter.
It's so many I wasn't used toall the buttons and like how to

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use it, and like my visionwas always fucked up and everything else.
Like now it's getting better. I'mgetting used to it. Obviously, the
more you play the better. Yet, but like, man, I always
sucked at those games. I stilldo I still do not. I'm not
great at Portnite by anyas, becauseI see people that are great at port

(34:12):
I'm not. You're sitting there watchingtheir streams like a sentorial. Yeah,
I learned plenty. I've never seenProspering fucking get shot. I've never seen
him die for real. I've seen, like obviously the clips that he puts
up. He's not gonna put upa clip at any time, maybe,
but I never Yeah, but Inever see that, you know what I'm

(34:34):
saying. But like I've seen hislive streams and I've never seen him die.
And then he'll get into the nextgame, drop the crown, run
and I'm like, wow, wedon't got to drop the crown. We're
just gonna lose it immediately in thenext round. Well, he drops it
so people can't track him. That'sthe thing, Like he don't want to

(34:57):
be trapped. But then he exceptwith Italians. Yeah, I don't get
that you're being tracked. You're beingtracked more of the medallion than you are
with the Crown. But people stayaway from you with the medaions, they
go towards you with the Crown.But how can you tell the difference because
you don't know where a crown isuntil it's dropped. Uh, well,
I can't tell the difference, That'swhat I'm saying. I think the circles

(35:21):
are just the medallions. Mmm,because we've came across crowns where there's no
circle in the fucking area. Theywere just dropped and left. That's true,
cause you can only pick up onecrown out of time. That's true.
People know there's a crown in there, like they see when you think

(35:44):
the bus driver, Yeah, yourcolors different. They're like, oh,
there's a crown. That's a crown. That's you know what I'm saying.
Yeah, I never care. Ijust I don't even think about it.
I'm just I don't. But anyway, it only it's it's like therapeutic for
couples because again, you're constantly likecommunicating, You're constantly talking. It's fun,

(36:07):
you know what I mean. You'reengaged with each other the whole time.
Yeah, you know, it's cool. Obviously lives are in each other's
hands. Oh yeah, yeah.Actually, so you see how people react
in those kind of situations. Arethey helpful? Are they hurtful? Like?
Do they do? They freak thefuck out and like run away from
things like do they like are theyon your team? But and and like

(36:31):
not that there was any doubt obviously, but man, we're ahead of the
team. We're pretty good, exceptfor in reload. We're still a good
team. But the strategy to playdifferent. It's different in reload because we
need one of us alive, yeah, at all times. Yeah, So
now it's not oh, you shotmy partner, Let me come take you

(36:52):
out and then I'll revive you andwe'll clean house. Now it's all my
partner's down hall ass. The otherway, well, I like I like
that the duo's reload is only likeit's like ten seconds because the squads is
like thirty yeah, and that's whatwas killing us. But like ten seconds,
that's not even bad. Yeah,Like I'll hit eggscept and like respawn

(37:16):
and it'll be like sometimes two tothree seconds and I'm right back there.
I'm like, oh, bet,let's go, and we're right back in
the fight. And there's so manychests everywhere. But the better players are
playing reload because they're sick of playingwith the fucking cars, you know what
I mean. So everybody's over thereand they're all really good I think the

(37:37):
best we've gotten reloads so far hasbeen fourth. I don't think I've gotten
above fourth. And reload Chris oneon my account one time, oh yeah,
because he did squads fill yeah,squad feels and one with the squad.
But he's like Chris is the beast, so it's whatever for him.
I would feel like, I don'tlike doing stuff like that because first of

(37:59):
all, I don't know you,yeah, and I don't have a mic
to be able to communicate, andI feel like I'm hindering them because you
can fix that. But then I'manti social and I don't like talking to
motherfuckers. And the first time thismotherfucker popped off for some women don't blur
and I'm gonna cuss this ass outand take all his kills. Yeah,
that's how I see women all thetime on on like TikTok that some jackass

(38:23):
dude just like running them down.Oh you don't, and she's just demolishing
people. She's killing them left andright and crushing our vision is better for
games like that because you you haveto look at the studies where they study
where men are looking, men arelooking more central, Some wander occasionally but

(38:45):
women are more peripheral, but we'restill seeing center. Yeah, so we're
seeing every like I see every time, unless they're blending in like their skins
blending in with the area and Imiss them that way. Oh yeah,
you can definitely see things before Ido a lot of times. That's why
I need the sound because I hearit. Yeah, I don't need sound.

(39:07):
Yeah, I mute that ship atnight when you're sleeping. I can't
do that because I gotta There's somany little little things that you can hear,
footsteps and shit like that. ButI'll just say, a bullet go
wizen by my head. But oh, somebody's shooting at me. There's little
sound things were for me. Whereare your friends? I don't know.

(39:30):
It's just cool. But there's aton of like RPGs out there that like,
if you're into that kind of stuff, you can just do that.
Yeah, you know, it's sportsgames. There's fucking farm simulators. There's
fucking like literally anything. There's agoat simulator that not what you think it
is, is the most ridiculous fuckinggang. Chris has all three. I

(39:55):
have to buy them for him.They're cheap, thankfully, but it's just
you're a goat. I have sucha love hate relationship with that game.
I love it because I'm just agoat wandering and causing chaos. Yeah,
I hate it because Chris will randomlysneak up on me as a goat and
smack me with his tongue and sendme across the map. This is the

(40:19):
worst to play with. Sometimes he'lljust be beating our asses for no reason.
For real, Leave me eleven,Go explore, Go beat somebody else's
ass. Look there's an NPC,Go beat their ass. Leave me alone.
I love them, man, becauselike we're the first generation. We
were talking about this the other day, we're the first generation of like gamer

(40:39):
kids that are now adults who havekids that are starting to get into games.
So, like, it's because I'vebeen playing games my entire life.
Basically, I'd like all the wayback in television and Glecovision and shit like
that back in the day, LikeI played all of them. N well,

(41:00):
no, not really. I neverhad a Sega. I played Sega.
I played segas, but I neverhad a Sega. I didn't have
a lot of the systems, andmy friends had a lot of the systems.
I had a Nintendo, but itwas like four years old before I
got it. I had a Ihad it in television, and then I
got an Atari. Uh and Ihad a Natari up until I got the

(41:23):
Nintendo. But that was like whenit was like I don't remember what the
fucking prices was back in the day, but I knew it was stupid expensive
at first, and the obviously itit went down. So I thought my
first was Super Nintendo. I hadSuper Nintendo for Christmas. Oh yeah,
yeah, that's probably what it wasfor Chris. It was a Christmas thing,

(41:45):
right. Uh. But I playedNintendo cause my cousin lived with us
for a while and they had one, and that's that's when I started playing
games really, like when my firsttime playing Mario and shit was then.
Uh, but I just I justplay sports games I got. I'm Super
Nintendo. I ain't get to playit. Oh yeah see, and that'sh

(42:09):
I always remember that shit too,like with us having having one, and
that's why I always tell you,like, just play you know what I
mean. Uh, I got it. But I also had relatives fresh in
the country from Mexico who aren't mucholder than me. M like Miguel was.

(42:31):
I think Miguel was seven years olderthan me. Yeah, Navia is
less than that older than you.Know what I'm saying. Yeah, I
have uncles and aunts who are youngerthan me. So and they saw Super
Nintendo and they're like that. I'mlike, you, you forget into a

(42:53):
fistfight with your uncle as a kid. I can't say that I have.
I don't remember Bird of Time becausethey were also a teenager. You're just
in the streets and Mexico just fuckingoff, throwing rocks at each other and
beating each other's asses. No,I didn't have Nobody had a car seat,

(43:22):
which is riding. I mean thatwas a bola, just kidnapping grandkids,
not saying ship and walking off fuckingAnd they were like, where were
I went to this door? Whyaren't you tell him? Like, I
don't have to ask my grandkids?Fuck you? And she went on my
birthday trying to eat and there's achicken running in the kitchen. I hated

(43:50):
that chick. Is it eating yourfew? Yeah, a little bastard will
get on the table rang ChIL things. I'm telling you, Hm, cause
the way my grandparents' house was setup, you walk in and there's like
a living room. Everything's all concreteand seaming cool. There's no aac so

(44:12):
it's all that's how it's kept cool, which was nice. And then there
was another room like bedroom that youwent through, and then there was the
kitchen, and then off to theleft is where the chickens all the animals
were kept. And then off tothe right was like what are those things

(44:36):
called outside, like a outside area. It's a fancy name courtyard that motherfucker
good and I had where my grandmawashed her clothes and all that shit.
And then there was the bathroom whichyou had to get water for my grandma
washed her clothes and warm it upon the stove and then put it in
a bucket and then take it causebranch all things. I can't even say

(45:02):
that's the Rachel things, cause thatwasn't at that Rachel. That's at my
grandparents' house. That was in Zacatheca's. I could think it's like capital city,
yeah of the whatever. Could walkto a whole little shopping which is
where Grandma went with all her fuckingshits. But yeah, that's awesome.
Man, you died and talks aboutit all the time like he misses the

(45:24):
way it was. You know,Uh, I wish you would watch better.
Shit, my dad's on a watchlist, y'all. I know my
dad's on a fucking watch list.I swear to god. This man.
I mean like he's worried about what'shappening in his in his town. Uh.
It makes sense. And it doesn'thelp that my one aunt in Mexicus.

(45:47):
Uh cop. Yeah. So solike his family's still there. Yeah,
yeah, all this shit. Theyhad a bunch of family there.
Actually it's about fifty fifty. LikeI totally get it. But I'm like,
man, this is a lot.But like the only family we have

(46:08):
here is dad's siblings, their kids, and then their spouse's families and their
extended families and something like that.Yeah, but like there's no anything else.
But like when did this? Whendoes he talk to them? Oh?

(46:31):
I don't know. Mom told himto go to a party the other
day. He's like, I wannago see them. Why they fits you
up? Now? I mean theywinter, they haven't been around, you
know what I'm saying. Oh,yeah, they're just living their best life.
Yeah, and he can't keep upwith that lifestyle anymore. Yeah,

(46:53):
so, but you did it tillyourself, dad, and you'll continue to
do it to yourself. Yeah.So okay, She's like, I'm just
gonna lay in here on this confectgood. Perfect. We would order more

(47:16):
of these playthes, y'all. Idon't think he fit, but like maybe
two more here up from the walls. But these bets are huge for that
price. What were gonna do today? I played Fortnight? Yeah, it's

(47:42):
some day. You play Fortnite,you tell the paper beefings on, figure
out what we're doing for dinner.You can start that roast early if you
want. Yeah, yeah, Icould do that. M Christin play some
supermarket simulate. That is the bestbirthday present ever that he got. This
month. He's had a whole monthlong celebration. He really has, really

(48:06):
has us getting spoiled here and therein little that. But he got this
game to the supermarket simulator. It'sgreat. It's so it's like life based
skills. He's learning, like literallyhow to open his own store from the
ground up, how to hire employees, how to work the store, how
to work as a cashier, howto give change a run a ATM machine,

(48:30):
Uh, how to take that partsgiving your exact change counting and they
give all random ass numbers. Hehates it when people give him like a
hundred. Yeah, like a fourdollars. Oh, everybody hates it.
Buddy to the world, Oh,I hate you. What is? But
like it's cool on like busy daysor whatever, when we're back to doing

(48:52):
school, I can be like,look are days where I'm having a bad
day. He's having a bad day. But look, okay, yeah you're
still learning. You have to uhyou have to buy stop. Uh you
have to I'm sorry. You haveto purchase the store first, rent rent
the store, and then you haveto buy the fixtures or it. So

(49:16):
you have to put shelving in,you have to get a refrigerator, you
have to get a counter, cashierdesk and all that. You have to
get a place for your computer foryour management items. Uh. So you
can order, and then you haveto buy the product licenses to order the

(49:37):
products. Right. So like that'sthat's how it works in grocery stores legitimately,
Like Walmart doesn't own half the shitin there, like even even our
bread, right they buy our bread, uh to to put on the shelves,
like they well, they buy theproduct license to to have the area
there or Flowers like pays h apoor know that back to him to have

(50:00):
a certain shelf space and stuff likethat. But yeah, and then we
bring the product in and then it'spaid by scan so when someone buys it,
we get paid for it, youknow what I mean, Like,
well, Flowers gets paid for weget paid are part of it anyway.
So but but yeah, and it'sthe same ship. I'm sitting there.

(50:24):
I'm playing because I'm interested in thegame. It's my kind of game totally.
And Chris it gets frustrated easy andit was to think where he's doing
all of it. He's got tostock the shelves. He's gotta take take
orders at the register. He's gotto turn the lights on when it gets

(50:45):
dark. He's got to open thestore. He's got to close the door
store. He's got to get ridof all the boxes. He's got to
keep a certain amount of boxes sowe can move product around on the shelves.
And then he's got to expand thestore by a storage. It's not
an easy game. It's not.It's frustrating, and he had to do
all of it by himself until hecan get to a level high enough like

(51:05):
level ten and then have enough moneyto buy to hire a guy to run
the register. Tim. Tim,he's so excited, which was it was
one hundred bucks to hire the person. Be like buy the ability to hire
a person, and then he's gotto pay him like one ninety bucks a

(51:27):
day or whatever it is. ButTim never leaves. There's a labor issue
there. I'm just saying, Timnever leaves. Tim, go home,
Go home, Tim store Slow storeSlow. He's in, This is standing
there registered, this is my home. But anyway, when he did that,

(51:52):
he was able to free himself upso he could just stock the shelves
and have the people come in.Because the people come in and they'll look
for everything and they'll be like,bitch, I didn't find the fucking vegetable
oil. And he's like, forger, I can't afford to Thanks for coming.
Chris is like I can't get thatyet. Thank you for shopping.

(52:13):
And he's not even on a micor anything. It's just thank you for
shopping. You're talking to the nsas they check out, it's great,
man, And and you have tophysically have to check out everything. You
take their money and you like dothe whole deal. But now he bought
a storage room. He's got he'sgot, he's got tim freedom up.

(52:34):
He's making enough money now that hebought a whole separate storage room. He
moved his whole management thing over tothat storage room because he's watched the guy
play this thing for like it's likehours and hours and hours, like,
so he knows what to do ateleven, pay the bills every day,
he's on time. He's better thanI am, Sam, What do I

(53:00):
gotta do? And it is this? This? This alright cool when we're
ready to open, it's cool.It's a cool last game. And and
he's just gonna keep expanding it.I can't wait. It's gonna look like
a fucking Walmart. It's gonna beinsane. Hm. He'll find a way
put a wrestling ring in there,if you'll build it out a boxer,
I'm sure. I sorry, Uh, what a centerpiece of the school.

(53:28):
But man, like, what acool last fucking game. And for kids
to get into that, we shit, what what great skills is? They're
watching these stroopers on YouTube and Tiptopplay it. Yeah, and you're like,
oh, this is cool. It'slike ASMR wool relaxing, not frustrating.
They don't realize it's frustrating until theyget in it and start playing it

(53:49):
themselves. Yeah, yeah, buthe did, but they get the whole
fucking tutorial before they even get thegame. And what did somebody else do
it? Yep, it's pretty damncool. It's a fun game. I
was really into it. I washappy to help him get his employee.

(54:10):
He's like that, you're good atthis. It was like, yeah,
I do this everything. We talkedabout how the kids changed her room,
and we started telling about how wechanged our room. But when we didn't,
we got we got squirreled. Ohwe didn't finish the story. Yeah,
So we now have four xboxes inthe house. Each of the kids

(54:32):
have one in their room. Wehave two in our room because now we
just played Fortnite Ludos all the time. So now we have a second TV
in our room as well. Andit was set up to where like I
had like a fold out table inhere and we put it at the end
of the bed and we set uplike a a TV aga again. I
I think it was like a totalsixty bucks. So I got two TVs.

(54:54):
MM one of them died on usanyway, so we had to get
one. Yeah. Uh and thenthe one and that we got has like
a line in it that developed,so I was like, oh, we
need another, like a better TV. But now we just use both of
them. I don't care about theline, like fucking it doesn't really remodel
me. I'll just use it tillthe TV dives. And I got my

(55:15):
thirty bucks worth out of it,you know. And then we found another
Xbox. So anyway, we movedthe room around where like the bed is
coming off the wall in the middleof the room, and then we have
our dresser at the end of thebed because we don't have like a bed
bed. We just have like amattress box thrown for I know, Ali,

(55:38):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We'rebroke. We're not broke. We
just use money for different things.We're broke too. But anyway, but
we have the dresser at the endof the bed, and then we put
the two TVs on the dresser becauseit's the perfect size and we love it

(55:59):
because we just in bed and hangout, just play Fortnite, just looking
down at the end of the bedand its ergonomically. It's really good for
us and our necks and all thatstuff, you know. Uh yeah,
so like they were now at theend of our bed. We literally have
two TVs with two xboxes there.Sometimes we'll watch shows maybe, or like

(56:25):
something will be on we want towatch, and we'll put that on one
TV and any other of us.We're such kids now, it's great.
The kids will watch wrestling on onewill stall the other one with Fortnite Go,
yeah, and all four of uswill be passing the controller around playing.
It's the ultimate like family fucking hangoutspot because the kids are always in

(56:45):
our fucking room anyway, They're alwayshere. This the sun room in our
room is like the family spot.We watch all our stuff together here.
Everybody just hangs out here, probablybecause I sleep and you're comfortable and we
don't really have a comfortable space yeahelsewhere, you know what I mean.

(57:09):
Anyway, Yeah, it's stipe.So now the kids just played to us.
Chris loves it cause he can playwith his sister all the time,
and it's a game we all play. So you can just jump in whatever
and just hang out and play acouple of times in it. Greage Quick
fronto his room. Later he's gettingbetter. Yeah, he's getting better playing

(57:32):
with his sister. I think shej she messes with him along. Yeah,
it's a good time. But anyway, that's that's our Sunday. Hope
y'all have a good one. I'msure I got that before we started with
him Shure, Yeah, we wantto, Howard. It's a solid episode.

(57:52):
Yeah. All the other ones havebeen short. They're just like,
yeah, you still talk about fortonight. We had to end on a
good up because some of that wasreally depressing. Anyway, I love y'all, but