145 - Blasphemy

This weeks Rhimarkable Conversations are:
A bit of blasphemy?
The plan
Redneck sh*t
Rhis pebbles

Episode Transcript

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Anyway, Oh I just hit itcorky, Okay, here we go.
So, so we're having a conversationabout, uh, the this this is

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a pretty how do you like?How can we? How did we even
get here? It's not as muchmuch blasphemous as it is questioning, oh
God, Jesus, because like,all right, so we started off talking

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like God's a conservative, he's maga. Jesus was probably fairly loqual. He
seems kind of left right. Thedevil seems a little leftish as well.
Right, I assume that that inin the if the story is the story
right, and how the devil wascast out of heaven. I feel like

(01:10):
him and Jesus were hanging out,right, We're playing Xbox together Fortnite,
dropping in as the girly pops.I know it, right, I know.
I feel like they were kind ofcool together because they kind of like
we're into the same stuff. Yeah, man, everybody's kind of everybody and
let's let them be and they're they'regood for you know what they're good for.

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And life is life and we're allhappy and it's cool. And God
was the parent. The God wasthe parents. You can't do that that
what is like that's not that's notnice, that's not good. Like,
why are you allowing these people todo these things to each other? It's

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because because people are just gonna bepeople. Dad, Well, no,
you have to make them. Weneed commandments, We need commandments, These
people need direction. I'm need dothis on stage. This whole thing.

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This is a comedy bet mister rspeaking of comedy bents what side quest the
Matthew dude that I watch on thetiktoks has the farm, get up bench
just trying to farm chores, doesthe fucking boudoir and all that shit?
It's comedian all this other shit.Yeah. He was asking a couple on
one of his stand up shows howthey met. They said, a mailing
list Sarah McLauchlan. He started singingin the arms fus see shit like that

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the lady in the front row infront of the couple that he's just going
back and forth with just so it'soffended the whole time. At the end
of the clip, I swear Idon't know who he's looking at. I'm
I'd like to think is that offended? Lady? Like fish? Do you
not watch his tiktoks? Do younot know what the fuck you signed up
for. She's looking all offended andsho, I don't know who he flips

(02:58):
off, but he just looks atsomebody goes and flips' off and that's the
end of the clip. Sorry,comedy skit reminded me of that. It
was great. Ohlarious, that's sofun. I don't know. So,
so we were talking about all that, uh and then like I swear Jesus,

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like we we you started talking aboutwitchcraft. Yeah, and how how
the Bible like talks about witchcraft andlike all that stuff all the time,
right, yeah, so you youlike while having witchcraft in the Bible,
yeah, like how many how manycrystals? You like at least swell?
Yeah, at least swell. Sowhat's to say Jesus just wasn't into some

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witchcraft? Like it was just hewas healing people. Yeah, like he
was a regular dude that was justkind of into some witchcraft and he did
good things for people. And andlike I'm not saying like it's not the
story. I really think he wasjust so uh just a little a little
al type it witchy because what arethe witchy people doing making oils and tinctures
and this and working with herbs,and oh this will help you with business

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on you. That's mainly what thewitches are doing. And tell you fist
us off right, yeah right,else you'll see here with these motherfuckers.
I don't know, all the herbsoils with some ship he made and some
perscals I beat you. I don'tknow. I just want to know his
success, right, that's the thing. That's exactly the thing, like you

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know, because they you're not gonnawrite about the bad ship. This words
just the apostles all sitting around himwhile he's trying to heal somebody. It's
not well Jesus giving that prayer,touching them in all the right places,

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saying all the right things, andthe person doesn't fall through like it has
to happen sometime, right, It'sjust it's not going on Your officials will
just put this ass. It wasGod's plan and it won't go on your
record. And we're all good.Oh man, you can't get them all.
Jesus, you're good, buddy,don't worry. Hey, hey,

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we're not going to write this inthe book. Okay, we got you,
buddy. We'll never know. Yougot dinner to night though, right,
yeah, thanks Jesus. You know, the water and the wine thing,
the loaves and the fish. Yeah, fish, great, thanks thanks
about seven Yeah, jeez, we'lljust leave that out of the book.

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Don't worry. It's okay. Baseballis like major leagues. You're you're three
out of ten is average, it'sproblem out of ten. Yeah, it
was. It was God's will.Don't worry, it was their time.

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Great job happens. It's like it'slike me and wrestling, maybe three out
of ten good matches, thick,great mark, don't worry. Don't worry,
aboudy, you'll get him next time. But like, all right,
so but but yeah, we allright. The God's plan thing brings me

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back to what started this recording,okay, because that's where we forgot.
Yeah, because that's where we were. We were we were at it's God's
plan, and you were upset becausepeople go up to people when diesea,
and like the fair warning, ifsomebody close to me dies, do not

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ever come up to me and saysome shit like it was God's plan.
It was God's will. They're ina better place. I don't give a
fuck about none of that. Ireally feel like that's one of the most
disrespectful things you could say to somebodywho's creeping. I think I think saying
that I mean like they mean well, saying that they're in a better place

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for me is is something like,you know, they're not paying anymore,
they're not suffering. It's better forthat. Yeah, they're in a better
place. Yeah, I'm not sayingthey're wherever the fuck whatever? The fun?
You know, don't I don't givea shit about it anyhow. But
here's my thing, though, Inever have or you gotta go back,

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I don't want I'll be like twentytwo. No, I no, I
am not going back. You can'tmake me. I don't want the sticker.
Yeah, don't know, that wouldnot be me. Like you've had
fun. I'll be right here.I don't know. I feel like I've
had my film on this. I'llsee you later. I'm pretty good.

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Uh. If I come back inanother country and they'll be guard yeah,
I'll be good with that anyway.So all that brings me to this.
We've had talks in the past aboutlike the Sylvia Brown books. Yeah,
and those type of situations. Right, Yeah, could you explain, sorry,

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could you explain, just learned totouch you. I didn't know if
my phone was following or what.I'm sorry that was me just so felt
the phone going like the tattoo beerkids looked up. Oh yeah, yeah
good, don't don't do that.Uh? Could you? Could you like

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talk a little bit for anybody thatmay be listening to It's no idea what
that is. Can you talk alittle bit about like the Sylvia Brown books
and like that that explanation. SylviaBrown is kind of like remember what was
her name? Used to come onwith TV late at night, doctor Ruth.
The other lady is miss Clio.Yeah, where she found like she

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was a scam and all this othershit. Yeah, like the lady,
the lady anyway, people Sylvia akind of way to take her this shit.
Yeah anyway, sokay, So peoplesee those two as like says Sasis,
that's friends, gotcha. I tookit at like I read Sylvia's books

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and I'm like, that's familiar.That's familiar. That's what I've been told,
That's what I've seen. Everybody's likea bitch, just fucking erzy,
Okay, until I'll start talking toyou like your grandma is strip like describing
her voice and her habits, youknow what I'm saying. Yeah, and
it's very much. You die,you go to an area like a holding

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area, and you watch a movieof your life, all the good,
the bad, this, that andthe other, and then you go on
from there wherever the fuck you wannago, or wherever it is you believe,
whether it's Heaven, where it's Bahalla, wherever it's whatever the fuck.
Mm you know what I'm saying.And that's it. But alright, so

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you talked about that your your spiritor what have you would make a plan.
I was, oh, yeah,listen, I say the silvery brown
things. That's always like the conversationsalways remind me of It's very much fine.
I like soul. I like soulbecause soul is very much like it,
very much like that. Sure howthey had like the one little dude

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that everybody hates and soul. Youjust wanna deck that goddamn mathematical little bastard
right how he's going through the cabinetsand looking for the souls and the numbers
and d D D D. Everybody'sgot those with multiple files, multiple flights.
You did this, and this,he did this, and this,
You did this and this he didthis. But the thing is, you
wrote your story before you got thisright, and then then what were your

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story? And then you had togo get it signed off like a permission
slip from the higher ups, fromthe higher ups, and they're like,
are you sure this is what youwanted it? Cause this is the My
life is shitty. I don't knowwhy the fuck I wrote this. I'm
a a I'm gonna fight myself ina waffle house parking, like, what
the fuck? I'm sorry? Yourlife is a shit. Earth's been some

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chitty parts. Jesus hard, Whydid I write that? Wow? Wow?
But the thing is this is hellto me anyway. But Earth is
like school. The souls come hereto learn from everywhere, the souls come
here to learn, alright, Becauseif you're just perfect blah blah blah soul

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chilling in the afterlife where everything's great, you're STI gonna get bored, right,
m right, I would get bored. Sure, maybe after a millennia,
I get bored. I'm like,say shit all the time, but
it's always good. There's nothing likereally exciting you cotill playing Fortnite, you

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know what I'm saying. But thenit's like I don't know. I don't
wanna say. So you appreciate thatthe afterlife better you come here to learn
lessons in the higher up your spiritand level of your spirit. Each time.
Blah blah blah blah, we haven'tdone enough. Question, No bullshit.
Yeah, you know how some ofthe questions just really fucked up.
In every game, it's like youhave to go do something on the wall.

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Yeah, yeah, why would Iput myself in this situation? But
you know, because I had todo this question to get to the next
level. Yeah, it's all avideo game evidently. Okay, But but
all right, so let's go backto all right Jesus, Well we'll go

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back to uh, the signing offon the plan, Yeah, by the
higher ups, right to which thesepeople refer to as God's and God's plan.
God signed off on your plan tohigher up signed off, Yeah,
your deed these days, whoever itis. So my question is why be

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offended of what you feel is actuallythe reality you feel like you you claim
that reality. So if somebody saysDon's plan, it's just their version of
that reality to me, right,So why do you think because I'm sorry,
I just had to ask him andthe green is the process. You

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don't give a fuck about any ofthat. True, Like there's a time
and place like I understand, sure, I wrote, like it doesn't take
any of the pain away. Mm, you still have to feel it.
I'm still gonna swing on me.It won't be my first flight at a
funeral. So my THEOD would beproud of me. Okay, oh sure,

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my THEO would be proud of me. I'm proud of me. The
cops didn't break it up. Wehave cops at the funeral. Lets tell
you something, we have comps atthe here. My uncle was murdered,
y'all right before my sixteenth birthday,and that was my favorite uncle too.
And the dude that murdered him,his fucking girlfriend showed up to the funeral
and I said, bitch on thefuck fucking site, on motherfucking sight,

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that that was it. Nobody brokeit up. I beat her ass the
cops that were there, because they'restill looking for the dude. They still
haven't caught the dude. He's livinghis best fucking life. I don't know
where that motherfucker is. Haven't calledhim living his first fucking mine. Uh,
But she thought, oh sure,I'm paying my respect, but y'all
give fuck about your respects. Iwas wrong. She had nothing to do
with that, but as like asixteen year old, sure bitch that was

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showed from my uncle's funeral. I'm'nnabe chassed, right right, You're guilty
by association. Yeah, I know, I do. I get that.
Like, and the cops are like, mmm, let them groom, like
two minor girls just beating the fuckout of each other and the fucking hey
Worth Miller parking lot. What's theday have you seen yourself? No,
I don't remember her name. Iain't no name of that day. They

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just said, oh, that's songbut the whole everybody, do you confirm
that was his girlfriend? Everybody?Oh, okay, the whole so one
so scarf. When I saw Storm, right, I saw and so scuirlfriend
Armanda on that's s so scorlfriend betbarn. But I know he was just
like, damn it fuck and he'sso chill. Yeah, and he's so

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cho just sorry. At least noticesis your stuff, friends, cause Armanda
was there in the house at thetime when it all went out. So
don't do a drug yoall. Justkidd hey, your bills. Oh so

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that story about how I gotten fightat Fort All and that wasn't even the
rednecks I looked at it. That'scause you ain't been there a redneck funeral
in a while since all they pushedyou off. That's why I don't go,
cause I won't fight nobody. Sometimesthey need it. It happens,
man. Sometimes adult me just wantsto go up to some family members and

(16:10):
for like inner child me just slapthe shit out of them and just walk
off. It would make my innerchild extremely happen. I'm just saying she'll
be like, yes, bitch,I know she'll be happy. But you
know how that video I shared butlike the new pedophile Hunters and how he

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slapped the shit out of that warmmotherfucker. Yeah, I just wanna do
that to some family members, justa handful of'em, not all of
'em, just a handful. Youdon't got no family members you wanna slap.
Oh, don't talk viies. Imean I don't talk to'em either,
but I do. I mean Idon't wanna slap'em. Oh,
I mean, I I don't know. I'm sorry, old billy. I'll

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swear up. I I l Iliterally don't talk to you want I'm saving
to billy, So I don't talkthat my brother. Sure, I slap
shot everything. See, don't doit. Slip cheered out your brother,
drawn deserts. Do it again.We do it again. Shut up,

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put me, put holes on mywalls, and shit, I can I
beat ship it out one my cousins. I beat cheered out of fucking with
my cousins. It's okay. Myone cousin try to drown me every summer.
That's why I don't like being throwna horse hill ones. I tell

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you, that's why I'm out here. And sometimes that's it, and I'm
like my family at that country,win that hill billy, win that white
trash or redinegg or anything like that. And then I like your grandmother chased
your grand uh around my house witha barbecue fourth when they were well into

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their sixties and seventies. Girl,Yes the fuck we are. We're a
little bit hi billy. We racecars, No, we don't. We
fuck'em up in a circle,sometimes a figure sometimes sometimes sometimes we put

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skis on cars for no reason andno brakes and just say, hey,
let's see what happens. And youdon't mean about the shit that I do,
is am I getting in these carsand doing that shit. Maybe I
don't know. Maybe no, whycause I ain't fucking sir. I know

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you're not supposed to fucking ra carson purpose. That's not safe. And
here comes my family, like,hold our fucking beer. We just bought
a brand new car so we canfucking total. It ain't brand new,
it ain't. No. They gota barely running car out of the junk
yard, fixed it up just enough. Well the ship up the way they

(19:07):
needs you, bust it out allthe windows. Yeah, put it in
safety and quip it sometimes sometimes.I mean they had neckrolls and fucking helmets
and shit. Oh yeah, andthey had like I mean, they're safe
and save seat felts and all thatstuff. But still you're cracking cars.
Oh yeah, purpose sleep anything cango wrong, Oh sure, yeah yeah.

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And the deal I feel like thedemolition Derby is is demolition Derby is
sex definitely safer than figur eight causeyou're only going so fast in the Derby
because you're you're all just wrecked.But the fucking ski races and the Figure
eight races and the chain races werein front has the gas and the bike's

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just hooked up with nothing. Youjust blow the ride, right, m
What the fuck are you like thisanyway? I feel like they're way more
dangerous than the demolition nerders because yougot a little bit of speeding those you're
actually doing a race. You're makingthe lapse when the crashes happen. Good
God, buckle up cause those arenot They're expected but not planned. Oh

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there, it's never fun. No, it all hurts. It all hurts,
I'm sure. Yeah, but thosedumbasses get out that damn car laugh
and just like you get out thatdamn ring laughing. Where God, it's
their type of mascism. Ah,it's my type of massic. Isn't every
every fallen wrestling is the equivalent oflike a twenty mile an hour car car

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accident? It is? It joltsyour body? Yes, does that?
We do everything we can to makeit as safe as possible, but it
all hurts. See rene to Iam literally infidy. Sometimes it's what else

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is m we got tattooing? Yeah, I had the Kendrick Plodmarson stuck in
my head. It's everywhere. Itis that everywhere, like not like us
and see you've been at the dragconcerts. It's great literally everywhere, great

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chrismas Chris is like told me yesterdayhe can't wait for it to become a
song if that's important. Oh yeah, so yeah, it's like one of
the champ tracks. Oh one ofthe little details but I learned about in
the video. In the video,he's got like a painting and you'd you
see the back of the painting that'spropped up against the wall or whatever.
And it's when he's in the allwhite and all that supership towards the end

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MM the all white party. Theinvitations were paintings, individualized paintings HM set
to the celebrities that were invited,and everybody's like what the fucker said?
Mom? God, yeah yeah that'sthat. Whole video is just basic likes

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that you tell or ball and releaseit while the party was happening. Yeah,
crazy Man'm why waves good end forwearing? All ways? Do everybody
ever sin gonna watch it? Goo? And then they're all looking at drinks
like yeah, I dam and thinka just things that like hang it up,

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goodnofice? Mum uh, you gotplenty of money, mum, Uh,
move back to Canada. There yougo, go do whatever. You
know what, I got a perfectspot for your dad and file. Ass
Ho do you even go to Canada? Just go straight to jail. Do
not collect two hundred dollars straight tojail. Yeah, you gonna take somebody's
places in there for a week.We're gonna let them out. We gonna

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put you in and we're gonna letyou serve the rest of their time.
Go to fucking luck. What fuckmay God plus your time? Just why
I can't be in charge of shipcause I'll be petty. I'm like my
motherfucker, you gotta go. You'rein jail for weed a plant, absolutely
not what they give you life allGod damn, you're gonna get out and

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this motherfucker's gonna take your place andtake your sentence. It was this time
that I was in the court room, shock around you. Uh, And
and there's a couple that got broughtup for like small profession, and the
judge literally asked them if Jesus washere right now, what do you think

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he would say to you about ifhe was in marijuana? Nothing? And
I'm sitting in the back of thecourtroom and I'm like, well he drew
for a reason not to see him. If again, you believe in if
you believe in all of it,didn't believe in all of it? You
know what I mean? Like,if if you believe that it's it's here
in nature, it's here in naturefor a reason, would whether it be

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man made or not, it's it'sthe will of whenever her deity you believe
in at the time. M youknow, like if they're all powerful and
all knowing, then they knew allthis shit was gonna happen to begin with,
and they still watched it play out. And that's life. Because we
have free will recording to whatever planthat. But if we have free will,

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why the fuck are we being punishedfor using it? I don't think
it's a big but that's what peopleare like, Oh, you're gonna go
down for those choices. I havefree will? Why do I need to
be published for I? I thinkthat's a man made issue. I don't.
I don't think that the free willhas anything to do with our das.
I think the free will and it'syeah, I think the restrictions are

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made by man. So like wewe've created our moral codes in life.
M Ours are looser than some others. Others are clusier than ours deserved respect.
But we've all created these moral codes, and the majority, or at
least the louder or or the moredominant of the groups are the ones who

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create the larger, more known ones, you know what I mean. So
we've chosen people to be put intopositions to give them the ability to use
their moral structure to run our lives. And that's why reposition. Well,
then we need to both better peoplein the office structure, you know what

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I'm saying though, But that's howeverything's going to be created. Can't you
can't say that there's like you can'ttell me that a word is not a
work. We talked about it theother day. Ain't ain't is a work.
It has to be a work becauseso many people use it now that
it's a work, And like there'sso many people that still say, ain't

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isn't a word? And I thinkit's in the dictionary now, right,
So it's like it's in the dictionary, and even if it's a slang dictionary,
it's still a dictionary. Slang isstill works. Words are just created
by people, like words are justlanguage. Y'all. Yes, it is
a dictionary. Yeah. Cool,So we made it all up. We

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made it all up. Everything's madeup. But that means the violence and
the the hanger and shit is madeup, you know what I mean.
Yeah, it's just because people wantto do that, y'all is in the
dictionary. Yeah, y'all better notsay shit to my country. As you
know. The more these are allwords, there are contractions. If we

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were talking about the other day whenwe trying to learn Spanish, like it's
hard when I'm listening to people sometimescause they merge their words together in certain
respects, Like there's there's like contractionsalmost in in the Spanish dialect. And
it depends on which dialect you're into. So oh yeah, because it's all
different, even the regions of Mexico. The Spanish is different in certain areas.

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But I listen to all the differentstyles of music, and I know
some of it is Dominicanan, someof it's Puerto Ricaneus song, that's whatever,
like I understand, but it's allfor the timing because it's all similar
but different. Yeah, you knowwhat I mean. But it's more the
it's getting used to the the thedialects more than anything, because in America,
when you need people, you don'tknow what fucking nationality they are,

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so they could talk in whatever dialect, Like you still understanding even though you
don't know people from Like you can'tgo to Brazil and speak Portuges. No,
you know what I'm saying, Butthere's still a portion of the language
that you would understand because no,no, it's that different. Yes,
I feel like there's still a agood amount similar to to English and Spanish.

(27:47):
No, I have lambada the songuh on my phone. Okay,
the original, multiple different versions,there's Spanish versions, all this other shit.
Right, I can listen to theSpanish version and it doesn't sound right
to me because I know the originalsin Portuguese. Sure, and my brain's

(28:08):
like nothing, n my brain fightsit and won't translate it for me.
Right, I can listen to thePortuguese version. I don't understand a single
word that they're saying. So Idon't know a single word in English to
that song. As someone who speaksSpanish, I don't know a single word

(28:29):
translated in that song, even fromlistening to the Spanish versions. And I've
been listening to the song since Iwas like it came out in the eighties.
Wow, I s I could nottell you what that song is about.
Interesting, But I can go toFrance or Italy and pick up words
and I'll be able to get by. I feel Italy for terrial. Oh

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yeah, that's easy. They're likecousins the weird. Yeah, I don't
know what the fuck if I'm about. So Portuguese is a bad example.

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Yup, Italian is a better example. Yeah right, sorry so uh but
yeah, like there's there's enough ofl like even even English to Spanish,
there's enough of language that's similar thatyou can pick up words at least that
they're saying. You know, normallyyou can get some of what they're talking,

(29:37):
which which is evidently the barricade forme. I can't push shot up
with me for some reason. It'skilling me, It really is. M
But don't keep going anyway. Tellme about your tattoos. It's a little
skull and flower on my leg abovemoney. It's bruce the swelling sound but

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it's not bruising. Wa one moredrop again, But I breathed easily.
Yeah, you can look at mewrong, and it's like, oh,
that's Bruce. Yeah, he's gettingit back. We got a we got
a buddy of ours that's uh likegetting back into the tattooing and he's trying
to get the speed back under himself. So we've offered up some skin.
We don't care. It's a prettytattoo with a cool story, with a

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cool story, and typically, Imean they're not bad tattoos, na,
So it's like it is or is. But yeah, he's figuring out talking
panda bear I got. I gotthe w w F bear with the panda
uh swinging the steel chair ta people. It's awesome. It's my money favorite

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tattoo, a panda. It's rightabove my uh fuck cancer tattoo. They're
right next to my lutship and theyown tattoo. And and the fucking bear
is like jumping off the f tryingto hit the Luja guy with the chair.
Great is great, it's perfect place. What am I gonna get next?
Tumble bell pot on it? Ohshit, we gotta figure that out

(31:12):
right tomorrow by tomorrow, Oh well, I mean this week. I gotta
run my head's house tomorrow. Ohokay, figure I'm some uh stars,
so yeah, but uh what alittle by how does us. Yeah,

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I love Soult and so it wasa great week. But that was always
my thing, like would you youtalk about it? I'm like, but
that it's it's all similar, youknow what I mean. That's that's like
why I can sit back with thereligion and look out of the way I
do because I've been to so manyof the different religions and and like talk
to people and hung out and shitlike that, and I'm just when it's

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all the same for the most part. There's some difference. Is there's some
people that are way more stringent init than others. There's there's in everything,
there's extremists, but like it's,uh, it's a whole fucking thing.
Like if you look at it allfor at face value, the stories

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are similar, the uh, there'sa lot of the the characters are similar,
the the messages are similar in certainrespects. But we should not be
making laws based on a book thatsays a man lived in a fucking fitch
for how long? But how doyou get them to disregard that because it's

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so it's so ingrained in their life? Uh, how do you disregard that
it's gonna be involved in every decisionthat you make. There's congressmen now that
quotes the Bible all the time whenthey're talking and giving their their their uh
descents or or reals. See,for me, that's like immediate disqualifications out.

(33:14):
I'm giving it on both sides forboth of'em for this. That's
what I mean. Get'm out,get'em out, get them out.
I'm don't give a fuck with yourreligion is your religions has absolutely nothing to
do with your motherfucking job. Ifyou want religion to have to do with
your job, go work in agoddamn church. Shut the fuck up.
Church's business. Tax the motherfuckers.Yeah, churches a business. America is

(33:36):
a business. These every country isa business that I love. How the
event like the advantaged Religionstic Christians areall like, oh, that's the momic
and that's a demon and that's ada da da. Have you seen y'alls
mega pastors? Demon? Demon?Demon? Demon? Have you looked at
them? Have you seen their actions? Are they really acting christ like?

(33:58):
No, but they're having a blastliving their best fucking life off. So
your fucking necknacs all cause the guymight have gone like three for ten.
I swear MyDD wasn't even the bestpractitioner in the land of play cad.

(34:24):
Damn we got a bump of theSnowhurst. What we gonna do? Oh
yeah, we just gotta get to'em before the other ones do and hope
that it works. Right. Yeah, man, it's so interesting. Oh
on the Tiki Talks, Yeah,I sent you then new trailer for the

(34:45):
Negladiator movie. Oh, who youguy? I have to watch it.
Yes, I'm sort of looking forwardto that. And then that whatever neck
Caage movie is. It's uh,yeah, kid, would you say it
was long Legs? Yeah, wronglegs. I I know absolutely nothing about
this movie. I've never heard anythingabout this movie. But scrolling on the

(35:06):
Tiktoks, I've come across this adstype thing that the studios are pushing out
for this movie, Long Legs.I think it's what it's called. Don't
quote me on that. I'm notsure. I just know Nick Cage is
in it. And the only waythat they've pushed this movie is to have
their lead actress, Like they showeda scene from the movie and just played

(35:30):
her heartbeat in the background, Solike in the beginning before she sees him
and goes in the room and allthis other shit. It's just her resting
heartbeat and it's nice and calm.And then when she's in the room and
you hear nick cage. They nevershowed in a cage. Nobody's seeing what
he looks like for this movie untilyou go watch this fucking movie. Yeah,
how was shooting? Yeah, sothey at the end of the scene

(35:51):
they show her sitting across from him. You hear him like laughing or making
noises behind the camera, and thatyou just hear her heartbeat kick up to
like a hundred and seven beats perminute, and you're like, They're like,
this is her reaction to seeing him. She's an actress, she knows
the deal, but she still hasthis reaction. And I'm just like,

(36:13):
it's it's still trauma. Depending,it's still trauma depending you have, because
that's where to going. You couldn'tbe in a scene with the jangling man.
I'm a cry but you know whatI mean. You you either have
to be able to put yourself intothat position, oh yeah, or you

(36:34):
have like it has to be anatural emotion for for you. M so
like for for her to be inand I would assume I haven't done horror
obviously. Yeah, and and Idon't know that my range is is that
it for stuff like that? Butuh, you're you're in the situation get

(37:00):
multiple tapes. Mm uh who isif the lady from Game of Thrones s
still has like PTSD from like beingwaterboarders? Yeah that do a shitn't actually
fucking water board right? People likestuff like that, like it's it's you.

(37:22):
There's a reason Keith Ledger was inthe mind state that he was to
get into that joker role and thenit to work that joker role. That's
joker. I mean, he wasincredible, but a little bit of a
ten mm Look at Homeboy from aAmerican horse store, Evan Evan Peterson who

(37:44):
plays Tate and all these fucked upcharacters that either have really fucked up shit
happened to him and trauma that turnshim into a monster, or he's playing
the actual monster. Nine times outof ten, Tait doesn't get the good
guy rolls, the simple, theeasy, all just the romantic interest,
all the funny friend n He hasthe traumatic roles in that serious to where

(38:06):
he's like, I can't I haveto take some time off. I can't
do it. Yeah, yeah,I fuck the series cause those seasons are
nowhere near as good. Oh butI absolutely understand. Take all the time
you need Evan, take all thetime you need kids. He's see he
played Dahmer. Take all the timeyou need to get into that mine and

(38:28):
portray it. I couldn't that.Uh, it's crazy. But anyway,
got anything else you wanna talk about? Uh? Uh? Would you love

(38:52):
me if I was a caterpillar reincarnatedin Ireland? Would I be in Ireland
with you? I mean, Idon't know how that's what you eat or
your own story as song as I'mthere, I mean I'd love you either

(39:14):
way, I guess, but likeif I'm not there, be harder to
show that effect. That's true.That's true. It's gotta be from you
fucking TikTok. No, it's not. There's some random shit wish you wanna

(39:35):
get reactions to TikTok's live. I'mI'm the thing you wanna just show me
on yours. I don't know whatI all sent you. Yeah, that's
the fun part. Oh hell thisr well, we'll name this segment rees
Couples. I opened my Tiki tookand it's Atlanta's more set singing Uninvited.
That's my favorite Atlanta's more set song. Anyway, What the fuck did I

(39:58):
send you? All? About?To one? And I was like,
when they forget the sport was startedby rednecks and hillbillies. You'll get it
when you get to it. Sentyou some Uh goddamn, I said to
you a bunch. Wait where didwe end? I don't know, like

(40:21):
you tell the week of all theseright? Yeah, okay that started today,
y'all. Dammy, No, it'shard, hilarious Titanic music from me?
You ready for this year's journey atdis trap? What's that? You?
Your journostle? So I feel likeI've been there. She's a start

(40:47):
there there. I had no myparents, it's new. How have you
been there? It's new? No, there's one somewhere I don't. I
feel like we don't have to googlethis ship. But I've been to a
Noah's Ark thing. No, thatwas within like the last ten fifteen years.

(41:09):
Okay, that's opened since we've beentogether, So it's not well,
it hasn't been that one then,obviously, But I've been to one and
I'm not sure where it was exactlybecause I was a kid. Yeah,
obviously you don't really have that senseof direction. I assume it was in
North Carolina. But we did travelsome when I was younger because my dad

(41:31):
was a middle class father and wehad money, so it was what it
was. I don't know that wehad a lot of money, but we
had enough money to go on avacation here and there. And he was
a truck driver, like he didwell, he's a teamster and all.
Like he was taking care of me. We traveled. We just went to
Martle Beach, we went, wewent to we went to Disney one year.

(41:57):
We went to Pennsylvania a lot liketo her Shoe Park and stuff.
We would go to uh a GreatAdventure in Jersey, a lot like the
But everything was more affordable back then, obviously, you know what I mean,
Like the parks weren't overcharging for everyfucking thing. Oh yeah, and
and stuff like that, so likeit was easier. But you can't get

(42:17):
a hotel for a weekend an offseason for the price that my dad was
paying for hotels and on season fora week m yeah, she's crazy.
We went to Myrtle a few times. My appearances used to still a lot.

(42:39):
Okay, uh, especially when wemoved down here, of course,
but we live close to the beachin Jersey. Yeah, like we were
at the short not like again,not the gym town laundry. Sure that
was a little south of us.Good we were, we were, yeah,
so, but it was more redback around where I went. I

(43:00):
noticed. I didn't realize that untilI moved back. Well, I I
like visited one time and I waslike, holy fuck, you've read neck
bastards. Why are you worse thanpeople in North Carolina? Oh but anyway,
oh Na, I'm gonna have togoogle this Noa's art thing, cause
I swear to everything in my life, I have been to one of these

(43:23):
when I was a kid, andlike move walked around and saw how the
whole thing was set up inside andall that shit, and like it was
like a tour and then we fuckingcash go and then we fucking uh uh,
like I got like a toy orsome shit. It's like we just
went to a fucking museum kind ofthing. No, that's not what this

(43:45):
is. I mean, that's whatthat is, but that but you haven't
I absolutely have not v only Christianthing that I've went to that was pageant.
Try is the typical Easter fucking bigmega church production, the one in
Winston. You know, I'm talkingabout the big church in Winston by White
Forest. But I'm sure they dothe same like Easter presentation that everybody else

(44:12):
does. The the Last Days andyes, it's a it's they have a
huge stage. Yeah, I've seenthe plays before, balconies. It's pretty
ridiculous. Christ carrying the fucking crossone time you hit a lady in the
back of the head cross funny,hilarious, realized barn animals of that motherfucker

(44:32):
they charged for those How do theynot pay sales tax for that? How
do you how do you not gettaxed on that you're charging for the you're
putting on the show? This isentertainment. Yeah, I went to one
of those hell houses that they puton, those traumatized and hellhouses. I
got sent a couple of those whohell houses. I have no fuckings.

(44:53):
Oh that's where you dropped off yourteen kids with youth pastors and and those
type of motherfuckers. And they puton like kids chained and blah blah blah
and on drugs. And this iswhat happened to you if you fucking do
drugs and blah blah blah, girllike traumatizing at the fun that that's just
fri No, this was it.It was like a traveling show literally called

(45:16):
Hell House. Oh yeah, likea hundred house. They would put you
through and make you sit and endureand just traumatize you for her fucking reason.
And then my mom, let Paulatake me to that Joyce Myers motherfucker,
and they try to convert me thatway. She're like, oh,
we'll get a grown ass woman.Let me take free to go see Joyce
Myers and they'll c well, we'llget to her another day, okay,

(45:38):
uh, And all this other shitain't known who Joyce s Myers worse I'm
gonna get show was a fucking ChristianI and i'm'a oh, i'm'a go hang
out with my mom's friend that Iknow my whole life. We're gonna go
do this, that and the other. No, I got drug church long
as hell, just sitting there,board as fuck. Aren't you moved?
N move to fucking tears? Idon't. It's painful. I don't want
to be here. This is literalhell. Get me the fuck out.
It pains me to be in church. M I can't not standing. It's

(46:00):
terrible. I've never been kind ofcomfortable on the church, not not just
for the fact that like the seatssuck, but like it's just an uncomfortable.
It's all awkward. It's all awkward, the environment, the energies.
I can't give me out. Yeah, give out, and it's all peer
pressure, over stimulation everything. Everyonegive me out. You know, I

(46:21):
don't want to be here forced towear clothes. I'm not comfortable in shamed
for wearing the clothes I was forcedto wear. Oh yeah, I love
the uh. I love the comediesthat show like churches where like he got
the old lady that's all praising,and then like they got their rival old
lady across the church from them thatseasons like she ain't gonna be outdone.

(46:45):
She going over praised, and yousee the old lady in the back or
an old dude in the back thathe ain't gonna be outdone. You know
what I mean, y'all being prodful. Inch. I love it. I
love that it's great satire. Butyou can totally see it that totally see
it happen. I've been in churchjust like that too. Yes, you

(47:07):
know what I'm saying. So anyway, all the way back to this,
I've been in one of these fuckingnose arts things where though, cause I
swear that one's Newish, I sI swear I think there was one in
North cal it's the newest. Ithink there's one in this state. I
feel like there's one for three littleone the state. I'm not sure.

(47:28):
I will have to look at.It would not be shocking, it would
not be it. Maybe it's Santanosy. I'm not sure. Also would not
be shocked. Absolutely the entire timethat she's here. Und two realion dollars
to build for sixty they took offbreak what the fuck dose? Tax breaks
were attention upon them for fielding severalthings like helping hold the lawenforce or treating

(47:52):
or the community and things like that, most of which they never did.
After the community sold in the landthat you find a song for one dollars,
What can y'all seld'em a landfor a dollar? Gave them a

(48:13):
hundred and fifty billion dollars to fillit? This fucking hard almost bankruptcy downtown,
Why for what? Fruit? Forwhat? Reason. What was that?
Rea said, Yeah, I'm thefirst too. Pretty much a charge
here believes that lack of help onthe back that they didn't sell them that

(48:35):
one dollar's worth of lands closer thandowntown. That's this game right amongst others,
makes a very healthy sense of something. See whose stro play they have
the ultra shown, which is kindof getting around another common tempt as well
as NOLLA comes there. How canthey help? Oh, it's very hard
to me. After the run Iday, there are enough people in your Morman
order, their convolent promises, tentypes of murder and literally never been You

(49:00):
can't like that should happened by theywere already to be because their repurent company
has a non profit and they aren't. That's an interesting story as well.
Family, you've been on these stealsare contingent on a floor to move on.
Get just sis into a non profitcompany, and apparently it's a lot
of time to where it's not goingto be perfect. They can switch back

(49:20):
to city and threatened super all ofthe tax rates that transition needed the entire
thing as they see here for tendollars. Basically, they had an attorney
in their corner to work that out. My children, Yes, that my
children to Speaker's house philosophical clients,because out a plant be the sorely being

(49:45):
of the money for nice. Ohyeah, still here career, she's good.
Oh I'm good. I'm great.It's it's the still too Spanish for
me really because I just talk tothem. Yeah, I'm gonna handle this

(50:08):
whole situation today. Should you saythat every week and then you do nothing?
Yo? Once for once, actuallydo what you say you're gonna do.
Do you know this whole live thingisn't even my fault you for looking
at it anything chill persons saying tome. So I love that they're they're

(50:34):
letting them get away with that.Now everybody's like there's a lot of uh
native language now m what they do. It's good, it's really good.
Judge your days basically turned into likea bunch of like latinos with fucking two
random Irish guys like Finn and JDare just randomly popping in. Good thing

(50:55):
now it's great. But I Ilove a spinish switch up, and I
I I love that he didn't golike, what did you just say to
me? He wanted the f whatthe fuck did you say? To me,
like, who's gonna check them out? Un she's speaking. That's not
Mexican Spanish, it's not Mexican,cause that's not exactly how we would say
it. But I get the gistof what the fuck they say Querto Rican?

(51:16):
Yeah, so but yeah, it'sgood ship. It's not the don't
be alright, you can switch,but be professional. Yeah you can use
it, cause what the fuck arethese rednecks going with the you say good?
Yeah? People want that kind ofshit, like people are clambing or
clammoring for that, Like when itgoes to fucking Netflix next year, like

(51:37):
like what a what are they gonnado? They have no rating, they
can do anything they want. Butof course they're gonna do within reason,
yeah cause they know they still havekids watching. Yeah, but shit like
that. Yeah, Like there's nothingwrong with that. It's stuff they've been
doing lately. There's nothing wrong withLike it sits a little much sometimes,
but for wrestling, lift gets alittle much. I'm like live live,

(51:58):
yeah, live, Like i'm'a testall these boundaries. H she don't care.
I'm telling you, i'm'a find wherethe line is. Don't tell me
where the line is. I'm gonnafind it. Jersey Girls a fucking present.
She's fucking very good. She's killingus like they're all doing such a
great job. Everybody but her face. When Ria's music, kid, it's

(52:19):
like her soul left her body.Oh yeah, that was great. It's
good stuff. My wife is currentlypossessed that if people tell me that I'm
lucky to have married such a woman. She's pretty, she's cool, she
has everything going for her. Shealso has a demon that designs to manifest
itself at least once a month.You have to understand when more beauty comes

(52:40):
more demons. I don't know ifMercury is in retrograde or if Jupiter is
behind the Sun's ass at the moment, but I'm telling you this comma is
hitting different. It's not a period. It's a comma because after they say
anything, there's guess one more shitthat they have to say. So I
just hide. I'm in here,locked in the back room because it's the
only place today that seems safe.She's been walking around and talking to herself

(53:06):
gang and put on a round con. I gave her a piece of cake
and I slowly make my way here. And it's been fifteen minutes and I've
been left alone, so I thinkthat I'm safe for now. What am
I gonna do next? Fall asleep? There's nothing I could do. If
I'm asleep. She won't talk tome, so she might wake me up.
I don't know, but that's thisis This is a word of advice

(53:30):
the all men out there suffering fromcommon periods. You know this is what
you gotta do. Go to sleepearly, don't fight it. There's nothing
that you could say that'll ever beright. I looked at her, and
she asked me, what was wrongwith my face? I don't know.
It's the same face I don't likeand know there's n there's something wrong with

(53:53):
my face. I hadn't moved this, I had a long She said I
was wearing the long socks. What'swrong with my socks? I don't know
that. She offered me food andthen said she didn't wanna me to get
the I I don't know what todo. I don't know what to do.

(54:15):
Shit, I don't know m Andevery smart man is afraid of his
wife because there's nothing you can do. If you you know I you got
her big car fights right, andyou want a bigger fight than you think
you could win. I can't rememberthis shen, and she's possessed. If
they so sixteen forty five, Iwould go outside. She's pressed demon in
here. But they would burn aroundthe steak and she would start talking the

(54:37):
way that she's been talking. Theywould definitely burn around the state. Can't
do that, No more, can'tdo it. That those times are over.
I I'm gonna say no, Iwouldn't do it. And if I
would, and I would that shnow. But I ain't a sub title

(54:58):
batch. I have a subtitled benchbecause I like the snack. Oh I'm
watching by shows green Wing Well sheis lasting? Yes, like rocket ship?

(55:22):
Who wow? Spis to dead?You ever want to put your money?
Are not gonna sir? That showsa picture as sub title show a

(55:43):
child? I mean, and Ican't find my show with some titles s
oh no. Teens are like Iwanna smoke weed to get high. Adults

(56:14):
are like I wanna smoke reed sothat I can literally eat, sleep and
not feel pain. Teens are likeI wanna smoke bead to get joe.
You get out, yes, fallon your stuff. Oh hey, darnay,

(56:35):
I give you a nuts are youtalking to? Like sleeping until this
fucking lady get out of my fuckingyou? Where is she? She right
there right that it's big, Soyou play be here? Und you gonna

(57:00):
please? If I beat her up? It's a invisible person. Yeah,
can imagine that's how we see?Does that work? What is it?
Oh? You got her so bad? Honey? Ah? The ship nurses

(57:24):
go through. I'll tell you that'swhy I try to be a good patient.
I don't try to bother nobody ifI don't have to miss, cause
you never know if they got amisr smith and they're fighting in visible demons
in the corner, just make himgo night. My daughter's gonna come in
five minutes. She brought the boat. We're going out tonight. What are

(57:45):
you yelling at me for? BecauseI'm pressed out? Good? Fuck you?
I you back? Yeah? Whatare you yelling at me? Oh?
Yeah? Why? Yes? Yes? Sorry? Why is Jesus wearing

(58:14):
a cross? How does this work? What's the church? My neighbor?
For real? Legitimate question? Whatmakes y'all think he wants to wear a
cross? See? You know howlike like a gangster or somebody or somebody
would get shot and they like keepthe bullet. They turn it into a

(58:37):
necklace. Right, okay, hearme out where God, this thing couldn't
hold him down. It put himdown for three days. He like fifty
petties. He's showing off. He'sshowing up. Look thought this cross could
keep me crazy? Send me threedays later, Yes, later, made

(59:07):
the nails motherfuckers. Man. Ifthere ever any Christians listen this, they
will not be much after. Ohthat's hilarious. Who's yourself? By eminem?
But it's some like freak sinatra aosa sweaty speak, arms are heavy

(59:28):
if his vomit on a sweater already, if momspighett he is nervous, but
I'm the service He it's calm andready to drop bombs to keep some forgetting
what he wrote down. The wholecrowd goes so loud. He opens his
mouth, but the words of hokumup, choking up everybody's joking now box
from enough toms up over a boucedon that tube jovity hope the ghost gravity

(59:51):
hoped, the ghost gravity choked hisown napty woke give up. That is
en won't have it. He knowshis own bapstis roads for batter so stuff
Bone or Frank wo Ben a fan. I think so think so hang on,

(01:00:17):
how have you managed to be marriedto me for so long and not
cheat? You think there's just bitchesout here? It's like, hey,
you think that's what happened? Doyou think that's how it is in these
streets. I'd have to pot work. I don't wanna do things with you.
I'm obligated to do, like doingsome stuff, but I'm saying,

(01:00:44):
like, I wanna go sit inthis line for this restaurant with a side
pitch. I put in all myeffort. Look, I'm gonna be honest,
there's no fucking way I would.I Like, first off, what
fucking reason could I give? Didyou that ship? I don't want them?
Like, I have no idea otherthan like, I'm going to the
show. But if I'm going tothe show, you know I'm going to

(01:01:05):
do a show because I've been fuckingpushing the show for weeks. I can't
make up, Oh I got thislast minute show that came up, and
then you can't even say that becausethen you'll have to say what you gonna
say exactly? Or when I'm atthe show, there's fucking pictures of video,
fucking proof of all of it,Like I can't. You can't get
away with any of it. Youcan't, so like that's not even a

(01:01:25):
reason I could give. I can'tsay. I gotta work late, the
fun work do I got it?I gotta go pull my stories probably back
you talking about stupid it's dumb.Oh anyway, I'm not putting effort in
for others what I'm talking about here, and so I don't got extra effort

(01:01:52):
out there. I've been working.I come home. You're here to have
to like go ship through them.Oh, I don't wanna hear your shitty
stores so almost I'd love you.I listened and all engage. I made
a commitment. They don't wanna hearother visions talking. Oh god you all

(01:02:12):
the mad hey God back this.They forget how it was score originator,
What did that? I never spentmore one It's gonna be serious Robert spot
seconds. They trying to get thatron Formula ones out knife before the sad

(01:02:43):
time he gets a nast car.That's all come trip fo. I'll get
my car ready to go back onthe Travelay you and I still as I
spoth of us yeah, it's terribleabout it. I forgot that it was
my bum. Uh yeah, wewere doing rees couples. Oh yeah,

(01:03:07):
you leave a theme of song,you know, a theme song I've had
stuck in my head for like aweek. Now, what bad pack bag?
Pat? Jesus, I'm just walkingthrough the house, random we go
bath pack back pack? What godfoot is your head? I don't know
when I used to have a backpack, I know, like backpack backpack when

(01:03:29):
she was little. Yeah, Iwanna find one at the first store.
And so she used to ask mypurse corol, okay, you should given
one to her, perpirt thay,she'd be mad, she m cauz throw
it at you. Thought she'd besmiling, and I'd be okay with that.

(01:03:51):
She'd make it the most punk rockback pope your on bed one like
my purple little bat pat backpack purchasegot like stitches and Bobby pan and all
kinds of shit stick over. Yeah, she's dyed it black off backpack.
Now yeah, what would you do? Would you get her a backpack and
die black? Get golf? One? Wonder if there was a black version

(01:04:12):
of your back pack? No?No, no, have you look no?
Well, Let's look. You well, I don't understand why they would
make more. Maybe fucking golf peoplethey make shift kind of God people need
shit too. Alright, Damn,we talked a hour in like five minutes.
Alright, Shall we do it