February 19, 2025 • 65 mins
Let's give this a shot again. It's been a while. Sorry, yall. Life's been lifin. Welcome back to your regularly non scheduled chaos
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
So a Trump loving teacher mhm is getting dragged in
the teachers group or in the mom's group. No teachers group, Oh,
the teachers group, yeah, because they're a Trump loving teacher.
And and what happened the.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Which executive order are they getting dragged for? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I don't know, because the teachers are just posting this
ship like everybody else, and just what the fucking and
panicking and all this other shit. And then here comes
the Trump lovers, Well, where's the debriefing that this is
actually happening. Where's the debriefing on this, which there is
no debriefing. He's signing executive fucking orders, and it's just
that's that's that. That's the debriefing, you dumb bitch.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, but that doesn't.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Like And then so now they're posting like all the
stuff that's coming out from like Weston Salem that's posted
today and all this other stuff that says that they're
losing funding and this, that.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
And the other.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
They're like this, here's your debriefing, you dumb bitch. This
is what you voted for, and if you voted for Trump,
you honestly should not be teaching like they are dragging them,
and the Trump teachers are like, what do you mean
if we voted for Trump, we should not be teaching kids.
We just want this issue and this issue and this issue.
And they're like, you should be teaching because you teach children.
(01:28):
It doesn't matter what if their children are legal, if
they're gay, if they're.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Christian or not.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You signed up to teach children, to better children, but
you voted for the motherfucker that makes their life, makes
bettering them a lot fucking harder.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
So how the fuck.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
They're just getting ripped apart and they don't have nothing
to stand on.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, I mean, I'm with it, I get it, I understand.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I think it's fucking bullshit.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
The fortunate part is that there's no checks and balances
because they're not only don't give a fuck what the
Judicial Apartment says. The Judicial Apartment Department is under them
any goddamn way. It's just his crony, so he's not
gonna prosecute, So it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Any of these.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Judges can say any fucking thing they want. If the
DJ doesn't do anything about it, then there's nothing to
be done. And Senate is in his pocket, the house
is in his pocket. The fucking all they need is
all these all these democratic age's that are just falling
right into their hands and suing their way up to
the fucking Supreme Court so they can change goddamn constitution,
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which is what's happening.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I think it's pretty fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
This is literal hell.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It's insane.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Literal hell.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It's insanity the stuff that's going on here right now.
But anyway, welcome back to remarkable conversations. I'm Mark Breeze
over here, pissed off of the world.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
That's always ship changed.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Welcome adhd Things slotted down.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
That's the name intro. Welcome adh Things slutty.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I'm so tired. They're tired every day.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
It's impressed at your times? Can we just have some
boring ask goddamn times?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I'll just take one regular ass fucking day, Alex.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Why are we blaming it on Alex?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Like the fucking what if Alex have to do it.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Like a jeopardy thing. Alex specifically doesn't have anything to
do it. Although today I love you, dude, Jesus, and.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
This bird on my hand is annoying the ship out
of me.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
But whatever, I'm amazed, all right, So what like we
we got these diamond th c A J's right, and
there are multiple places that they send us these things,
all right, So for for those that are catching up,
I'm now somehow turned into a hemp cannabis influencer on
(04:35):
the internet, which is pretty cool, honestly, because a lot
of companies want us to review things and they send
this stuff. So we got to try a lot of
really cool strains and things to see what works best
for our specific situations, which I'm pretty excited about, you know.
And some some of the stuff we're gonna find there's
gonna be like really really good strains and we can
continue to get those as needed and medicaid is needed
(04:57):
and all that stuff. So stuff we'renna find here just
go knockers on our ass and that's gonna be great.
And you never know which one's gonna do it. So anyway,
a lot of these they take like a decent grade
(05:19):
of plant and then they add oil to the outside
of it and they sprinkle it with diamonds.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Worst idea ever.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I don't know what diamonds are.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
The worst idea ever. I just told you.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I assume it's just like Keith, but it's not like
it's Keith is Green.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, I don't know what the worst idea ever.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Not a fan.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The oil that they used is like three times. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I have a hole in my hand from it. I
have a burn on my finger from it. Some of
my pants are probably ruined.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Were a fan?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Not a fan?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
No, it sucks because it's quality product.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Oh yeah, the product inside is great, but that method
not just a drip.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Not a fan. Hello plane, please stay in the air
for real. Please stay in the air.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Please safely land for our friends overseas. We're very sorry
about all the dumb shit that's coming out of this country.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Imagine just living here. It's not hal It's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Right now, I am like getting full body workouts with
the amount of times and I'm like punching the.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Air throughout the day.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Goddamn, somebody, somebody send Elon's fucking body shield in there
to cuss him out again. At least that was entertaining,
which that little baby cuss him to funk out.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Oh boy's in there all the time.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Of course.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yes, he's a fucking shield for the daddy.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
You don't never in the White House, for you're in
the office a matter.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I mean, he ain't gon leave outside or nothing.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
But yes the fuck he will.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Let me send you the goddamn clip of him just
walking off and leaving that boy. He don't give a
fuck about him unless it's in the public and he
needs to use him as a fucking shield. There's a
clip of them going down steps at some fucking whatever
the fuck a fuck tod of people there and he
just walks off and leaves that board like he don't care,
Like you don't even know if he's there, not holding
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his hand, not making sure he gets down the steps safely.
He's a full five feet in front of him, just
walking without a care in the world. Don't give a
fuck about that little boy.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I mean, is that his aspergers?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Like?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Is that like his his mental divisions but himself?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
No, that he just can't. He don't give a fuck
about nothing but his fucking self.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
No, But you can't blame that on the whatever the
fuck you? But no, you can't.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
If that, if you're a narcissist, you can blame whatever
on being a narcissism. You're absolved from the fucking bullshit
that you caused from being a narcissism.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Absolutely, but the whole fucking Asperger's fucking autism whatever thing
like they like to play always because he did No,
he did it because he he's a Nazi.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
No, I totally agree.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
No, No, he abandoning his kid because of the fucking whatever. No,
he's a fucking ship bag. Because I also have a
touch of theism. There's parents out there all over the
world that pay one attention to their kids all the
fucking time.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Totally agree.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
And and but there's there's multiple signs of the spectrum, right.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
And I like to knock him off the spectrum into
a whole nother fucking realm.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I can't stay just trying to be the levity on
the show, that's all. That's all I'm trying to do.
Like she's she's like ready to like the entire world.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
On Really, do you know how many times I tell him,
like I want to drag people across the concrete, and
not just like hot summer concrete, like middle of the
day it's been hot as fuck in the South. I
just want to drag their face cross concrete.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I swear I'm violent.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
You are you are, but I love you and that's okay.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
They tried to give me anger management.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It didn't work, obviously.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You just put me and Billy in a room together
in the equipment room in the back of the gym.
Let us play hang man, listen to music, and the
eminem's anger.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Management, anger managed.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
If we were absolutely managed for that top period, manage.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
This fuck.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Right, me and Billy getting the same goddamn tom, I
don't mess because we both pushed out miss ring.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah, and they put you in the ISS. What did
they call it? Anger management?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Was ISS?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
No, it was two different things. I got put in
ISS and then I got put in anger management after
is because I didn't touch that bitch out but part
of the school, Yes, really, yes, we had all kinds
of shit in that middle school.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
It was big.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I love that us.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Obviously we didn't have anger management. They put us in
an equipment room with a whiteboard and some eminems and
sayd be good, don't go nowhere, don't touch nothing, don't
talk to nobody, Stay right the fuck.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Here, manage your anger, manage that ship inside this equipment closet.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Ain't neither one.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I saw Billy post something the other day. Well, some
teacher got in trouble up there for taping a student
to the desk, and he said, absolutely the funk not.
They'll be kidding you off a desk next. And I
was like, we ain't managed.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
We still swing on motherfuckers with the quickness.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I swear, we just learned to pick and choose the
reasons better.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Yeah, that's it, that's it.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Mm hmmm mmmy'll are crazy, we are.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I can't wa.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I tell you, Like, I just recently the story about
him picking me up and me sneaking out in his
mama's car, and that's how I just found out that
he took a step daddy's fucking work keys.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
With Why the cops they couldn't go in either vehicle
that they had because this dumb other I have both
the keys.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I love him, bless it.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Bless it. I love him, bless it.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I swear I think he's having another baby.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Think so him his.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Wife obviously I need to meet. Probably what do you.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Want send her? Like a thank you? I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:04):
All the cards? Which cards you want to send her?
One of everything?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Some of that's probably my fault, is what you need
to send her?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
H my bad. Some of that's probably my fault.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
If you heard some shit. That's my bad. Just know
he was the ringleader in all of it. Okay, he
was the reason.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Hey what, Lily.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Was the even you were? You were the reason?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
What do you mean how was that the reason?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I'm just saying, I feel like we're redlining this scene
the whole time.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
I have to turn it down some Oh no.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah, that's fatter. Okay, we got new microphones.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
We have like lapel mic, so you guys can actually
hear us and hopefully not hear all the background noise
and shit all the time.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
We're all fancy now, right for like, thank you, Besis.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Look that's another one.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I'm not him off the realm into another one. Can
I knock him into a warm hole?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Do whatever you want to.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I'm gonna ask for project into his room, knock all
his shit over.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I swear so.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Since the last time you've heard from us, which was
sometime last summer, I think maybe sometime in the twenties
of twenty fours, before the election bullshit got started, when
it was still just Joe and Trump. I think was
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the last time that I remember.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Do you remember anything?
Speaker 4 (13:38):
I don't know, Let me see if I can look
it up.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I should be able to look it up and see
once the last.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Time Spotify fucking a year a year ago probably.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
If we said no, we gotta.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, we had some ship go on mm hmmm, and
money got tight and stuff, and I didn't want to
pay for a thing for like seven people to listen.
I appreciate all y'all.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
For listening, but like August seven, so yeah, summertime.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yes, Oh, that was like right after.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Uh, that was right after I think right after what
Uh she had three months right to run that campaign.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
That was right at the three months.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Like she just I think took over the campaign and
that was one of our last episodes and we were
so excited.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
And now Rea is continuously punching the air.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Whichever ghosts accidentally gets it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I can't promise that Harris and Walls would have been
the perfect people to run this country, but I can
absolutely promise they'd do a better job than what we've
got right now.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Oh, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Absolutely I do. I will again say I do like
the actual cutting us some fat in the federal departments.
I think it's necessary to do so, but under proper
fucking circumstance and proper fucking auditing that these people should
(15:25):
be moved out.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Of the positions actual auditors.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, if you're not doing your job, and.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
So ask goddamn computer programmers.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Craziness.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
And then then the guy can go like on the
news and literally say, hey, uh like, people need to
check me.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
You know what I mean? Not everything I say is
going to be correct?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
And why the fun check?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I don't give a fuck. Why are you talking in
the Oval office any motherfucking white bitch. We didn't elect you.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Because he's the He's put you on.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
A goddamn visitors pass and set the fuck down and
shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
He's not even in charge of DOGE. They had to
They had to specify that today. He's not even uh
part of dog. He's not indo, he's not the leader
of DOG. So who the hell is running that department?
Who's running that department?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I believe that.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Ship's crazy, man, Ship's crazy.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
And then I gotta talk ship to ice workers all
the motherfucking top. If y'all think I'm not gonna waste
an ice agent's motherfucking day, I will do it with
the biggest smile on my motherfucking face. I enjoyed nothing
more than getting on men's motherfucking nerves and wasting their
goddamn time.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Okay, so aggressive, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
That's why exactly did you meet my granny? It skipped
a generation, It didn't skipped completely over my mom and
my aunties and just went all into me and a
little bit into.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Jenna, a little bit into Jenna.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah, you gotta fire her up, like you gotta work
her up a little bit more than me.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
It don't take my shop. I've seen her. She just
does it more professionally.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, you're gonna drag somebody out by their fucking hair.
She's gonna litigate the shit out of them.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Oh don't know, Jenna's gonna drag somebody out by her
hair because she fucking did it, kicked the door in
and fucking did it. When when they were at some party,
her and Pat were at some party and hanging out
and all this other shit, and some girl was getting
too close and too friendly with Pat, oh for real,
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and Jenna didn't like that shit, and they started talking
shit and all this other stuff, right, and then Pat
was like, it's whatever, it's whatever, let's just leave because
you know Pat, Pat's scrappy.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
But Pat's yeah, he don't want to draw.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
PA's the calmest out of everybody in the fucking yeah.
So Pat's like, let's just leave, let's just leave. And
then Jane heard some ship that she'll still talk and shit.
So Jenna went back, kicked the door and went in
there and whooped her ass.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Like three weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
What how did I know? This was years ago?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I know?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
But yeah, Jane will absolutely drag a bitch by her hair.
She don't care.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Lisi's the nicest one.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
You better hope you get Lacy, and you better hope
you're nice to Lasy because if you're not nice to Lasy,
and if you make Lacy cry, good.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Gosh, Jesus.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
The initial like, we're gonna send the nice one out first,
y'all fuck this up.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
You got to deal with us, don't do it, don't
fuck this up.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
That's the stages.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
We send Lacy first, and then if we need a
little bit more, a bit more than, we send Janna.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
And then when that don't work, they send my ass
in yep.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yep, And there's usually nothing left.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Never're done, nope, because if you don't finish it off,
and I finished it off because I get pissed off
because you're pissed off, and then, like people get you
to a place where you don't want to, you can't
continue to explain yourself, which pisses me off even more.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
No, I hate it for you because if I can't
explain myself and you don't piss me the funk off,
and you done got past stage one.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
In stage two, I'm swinging.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I'm swinging. It's gonna be like Lacy's party, Jesus cussing
everybody out.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
All y'all can get the hands. I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
I can put all different sounds on this whatever whatever else.
I can make like an opening for us and upload
it and hit it here and it'll play turing it.
I can, Like it's like lightning sounds. I have to
turn off the mic to hear them.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, if we do it.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I think we went through those before, Like when you
first got it was playing with them.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, but I've like just figured out that I can
upload stuff better.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Oh, there goes a small plane. Please stay in the air.
Please stay in the air.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Instead of putting it on a playlist. Yeah, I don't
need that.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I just need to.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Do you want to watch Twilight again, I don't.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
If you want to swear we've never talked Twilight on
the show, let's talk Twilight.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
I love Twilight.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I lovelight.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
I love to hate Twilight. I love to love Twilight.
Good vibes.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Around.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
I love Edward.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I love to hate Twilight.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
You can't make me fucking hate Robert Pattinson right now?
Speaker 4 (20:57):
You can, Yes, you can, because motherfucker.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Why a don't you at least an album that?
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Man?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Don't see how easy that was?
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Why have you heard the songs?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
You've heard the songs? The why and please tell me
stop ship and.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Why it wasn't at all?
Speaker 3 (21:17):
It wasn't And why the fuck you're gonna give us
the soundtracks and put the songs on there and then
be like, no, you can't live.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
On those boots.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
The fuck I don't understand, Yeah, like what like, how
did that get on? I have to go to SoundCloud
to get these tracks down, and it's crazy and.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I will too every time. No, and then't got them
their mind forever now and we'll find the CDs in
a thrift store. Jesus, I love Twilight.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Why you hate Twilight?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
You don't hate Twilight?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I don't hate Twilight.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I think it's a it's a uh, it's a decent story.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I like the characters, and it absolutely it could have.
Absolutely there's a million flaws in the story, y'all.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
But it is a fan fiction.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
It's a fanfic.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
It is a fanfic, y'all.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
From what was the original thing.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
My chemical Romance, the timeline is nine to eleven happened
because nine to eleven happened. We got my chemical Romance
because your yard saw the fucking thing and then switched
to music and start to write that shit. So then
we got my romance. Then she heard my chemical Romance songs.
It was like fanfic type shit, because bitches do that shit.
(22:32):
They picked songs and albums and whatever, and you can
write fucking ship based off of them. It's easy as fuck.
I did it, and May Bank in my high school
in middle school years doing that shit right, Good on you.
So that's how we got Twilight, and then from Twilight
we got Fifty Shades of Gray. Because fifty Shades of
Gray is a fanfic of fucking Twilight.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
No, no, I get that. I don't understand how Twilight
is a fanfic of I could see how it's inspired
by Yeah, what is a.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Fanfic of Well, we just call it a fan fics
the same.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Just because it's written that way. Yeah, gotcha. Also if
you made bank doing it back then, what the fuck? Like?
Speaker 3 (23:12):
I know, just hate me.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Ah, she never wants me to read anything. She won't
she won't write anything for me to read it, like,
and it'll never she never completes her books nothing ADHD.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
That's what that is.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
That's what bai.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
That's a good old eighty HD.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
What's your favorite Twilight movie.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
You like, bitch? I don't know if fall asleep in
all of them?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
The second one, M I think it's my favorite because
I feel like at that point, they didn't have to
continue the introduction.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Of the characters, like everybody was already aware of who
was what.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
They didn't have to do the introduction of the characters.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
They did the movie.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You have to introduce the characters. Yes, there's always an introduction.
They all were introduced. Look, just because you knew them
doesn't mean they didn't introduce them in the movies. They did,
I promise you, because I had to learn the characters.
I never read the fan fix, so I had they
had to introduce them to me.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I feel like they were done with that part of it,
and now they could just focus on the characters and
their individual characteristics, so they were able to make those
into like better.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Uh, it was. It was better to watch that way.
It was less fumbly.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I feel like the actors were more comfortable with their roles. Yeah,
Robert was always comfortable with the role. He was just
playing it a little bit too well. And they were like, dude,
dilate down, want to do a little bit almost getting
fired for that ship. That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I'm still a Jasper analysis or my people's.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
I like Emmett and it's cool. I like Carlisle.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
You don't like emm because he's got a temper? What emmit?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
What about Emma?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
You don't like him because he's got a temper? You
remind me of you? Yes, he does. How you figuring
the fuck are we?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Are?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
We talking about the same goddamn movie Twilight, right, Sparkling
Van Purpleship.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Emmett's temper is nowhere near as bad as Edward's temper.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I didn't say I'm not compared to Jaspers Jasper with
the quickness.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Well, yeah, because he's the youngest I'm here for. I
love Jasper. I think he's a bad motherfucker. He ain't
give a ship.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
And that's what.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Can we not rewrite it and have Carlisle try and
flip her. Let's not we like Carlile and esme to
get their yell.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
But like, why would they do that?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I don't understand why because everybody thirst after Carlisle, but.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Like because he's the most stable one at all.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah, just why not to expand on their relationship.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Like them and the mom.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
I don't know, because.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
People and how they had to handle the human coming
into their vampire world and then constantly happen to go
back and forth with the fucking what is the name.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Of the assholes in the ful toy?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah, the vulture fuckers that have like a twelve year
old in there for some reason, it was a vampire.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
The little girl, the little blonde Jane. Yeah, peny ass.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Jane's not twelve.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
She fucking looked twelve. She might have been fifteen. Jesus,
either way, she's paying the ass.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
I don't give a ship. I love the Vultori just
because of the two actors.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I think the Vulti is a little bit up into
too money, motherfucker's business.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
They absolutely are.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
The Vultori remind me a lot of our government here
in the United States currently.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Which is why they are represented by red.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
There's no accidental imagery in anything.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
I love it, though I really wish, like, why the
fuck I never got the team Jacob or team Edward.
I was never a team either. I was like, they're
both terrible people, but you got two hands.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
They're horrible people.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
There, they are, they are, they are.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Neither of them are positive for a relationship.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
No, no, and this is why we love them as
fictional character.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
And then Jacob imprinted on a baby, which is really
fucking weird.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Guys, that s all I'm saying. Yeah, it's not right
in for real. Hey, hey, Jake, my god damn oh
of that video, because.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I like the big scene right before the first fight
in the first movie, right where all the wolves are
coming out and all the vampires coming out. That'd be hilarious,
say Jake.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Like the memes going around of Edward doing that ship, right,
they put Edward's face on fucking Kendricks whatever, and they
that's a real thing.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah, and it says say Jake, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Like it's a real means around And I'm like, at
the same time, y'all could put Jake's face on there
and be like, say Edward, because motherfucker, you are a
hundred and how old look falling in love with a
how old?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
But he's in a teenager's body, and the ain't no
humans gonna grow that old. They have to be vampired.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Okay, you can at least get somebody in the goddamn
the twenties in their twenties.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, and their twenties.
Speaker 7 (29:25):
I hear you, I hear you.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
How old was she when we got.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Into the scene?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
She was like, uh, it was three h she was
at least a sophomore.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
She was seventeen because she turns eighteen.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
So at the same time, somebody needs to put Jake's
face on that motherfucking returned to cinder bitch, return.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
To fucking no reverse card on that ship. Then hey,
ed here, you like him yet?
Speaker 4 (30:01):
That's funny?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Swear does just imagine if she did pick both in
the world would fucking lose their mind? Damn ah it
get book here is it already.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
A band book?
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Probably the advantages of that situation, what situation, both of
which they're already a poly fucking couple anyway, Honestly that
the whole second and third uh, the whole second.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
And third movies explain how they were a throuple the
entire time the second one, mostly it wasn't, but towards
the end of it, definitely they were a throuple because
they both had needs that they had to carry out
for her, and they agreed to doing that together as
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a fucking group in order to protect her and and
do what was right by her.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Y'all are y'all are family.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I'm just saying, she has two hands, he has two hands.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
And at times both y'all motherfuckers was holding them. Mm hmmm,
y'all was handing her off to each other.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I can't cuddle her because I'm gonna freeze her to death.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Jake Harmony in.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
That she's great.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Look, I ain't trying to say what I'm saying. M hm,
that's all I'm saying. I ain't trying to say it,
but I'm saying. It's saying, your two uncles that lived together,
they were gay two. That's all I'm saying, let go.
(31:47):
It's been around the tale as old as time is right,
it's just a snowma. I really hope it does, because
like Chris has those new gloves, and I know he
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once sees him and I know he's still excited to
see snow and.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
It'll be lost like good one of the year.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Yeah, And I hope I don't have to work Thursday.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
What is gonna work?
Speaker 8 (32:21):
I need to.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Friday would suck, but it could happen.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
It is supposed to stop around what ten am?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, like my weather service app, which is just the
regular ass one that's on my Samsung. Yeah, uh said
in the morning one to three inches and then like
flurries overnight and then Thursday morning was supposed to be
more snow.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, but I don't know how barns of the day
that goes.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
I think we're all just waiting to see how this
system moves, because don't none of these weather systems move.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Like the fuck they're supposed to. They'll be projecting them
to do whatever.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Yeah, this one like went more than worth or something.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Yeah, which is why we're getting less snow now. We
went from three to five to one to three originally.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Like Brandon sent me a thing instead of a thirty
one inches goddamn take me at least like eight tries.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Jesus terrible seek waf.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Get off the damn bed?
Speaker 4 (33:42):
What's he doing?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
And he was scratching at the fucking bed?
Speaker 4 (33:46):
See is there a song called single white female?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Or am I just you know?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
You might just be making that shut up?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
You're thinking a single white because are you thinking of
that person?
Speaker 4 (34:00):
What person?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
You know?
Speaker 4 (34:02):
There's multiples, there's peoples. Those peoples ain't put them away there.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
The last one.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
They all got.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
The same personality, and that personality is pulling from somebody else.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I can't believe you hadn't watched that movie and like
you were legitimately in that situation with multiple people. It
was the weirdest thing. They didn't like live with you,
but if they could, they would have, right mm hmm, col.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
I'm just addicted.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I ain't wrong with that. That's why the funck I'm
here and my fault. I was the best choice.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Uh No, because it was never it was never like
you can't go see that person, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Like fucking it's stupid. You wouldn't listen to any God,
I wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Oh, I can't bet. I'm gonna go sooner just to
pits you all.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Girl, No better yet, I'll drive there, leave them.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
I can't watch me hopping that car right now.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
I guess it's all over dumb shit, but I feel
like it was all built up over so many years
of dumb shit that like, eventually you just hit your
fucking breaking point.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
It was like, I'm done. I can tell her, well,
the one cut herself out.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah, yeah, a couple of them cut themselves.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
They just didn't realize it. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
But I'm sure I'm the bad guy.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Oh yeah, that's a bad guy in everybody's story because
we would never do this that the other.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah. I never liked her anyway, whatever, I never cared, never.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
But anyway, But I'm sure the bad guy wish is
fine because I like being a here.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Let me move it back up.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I don't miss any of LA missed about two of them.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
If you miss somebody, there's a reason that you want
to talk to him, you know what I mean, Like
there's a purpose there.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
My friends need to be punished. I'm gonna make that
into it I mean like a decal put in the car.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Like punishment, sometimes punishment without uh.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Punishing him for ship. So I ain't punishing him for ship.
I'm just over here vibin.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Yeah, No, I get it.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I feel like there's a lot nowadays though, that there's
punishment and the rehabilitation, you know what I'm saying, Like
nobody besides, like if you're a rapist or a pedophago,
funck yourself.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Like, I'm not rehabbing your ass and you can go
to help.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
But most other people, like they say something stupid or whatever,
and there's not really a record if they you know,
they they got to show the change obviously, you know
what I mean. But at some point everybody still brings
it up, you know what I'm saying, because that's how
the fucking Internet is and people are assholes. Yeah, So
it's like you really never get away from anything, like
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you can't can you change? Is there is there rehabilitation
if you make one mistake?
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Is that at the end of it?
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Oh you know what I've seen speaking of change and rehabilitation. Yeah,
do you remember that show Wife Swap?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Uh? Yes, hold on, Darby's.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
On the bed pissing me the fuck off.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Darby, you can keep talking. You have a microphone on.
So wife swap.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
In.
Speaker 9 (38:04):
That's like the show wife swap, and it was like
a lady that swiped swapped for a family. She was
like heavey, like heavy into the Christian, like evangelical type
Christian right where.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
That whole She's not a Christian. That ship comes from
right her.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
She's a gift meme, all kinds of shit.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Right saw her own TikTok the other day, Lord saw
her own TikTok the other day. She looks about the same.
She's awesome white now, she looks healthier and happier. Uh,
she's still a Jesus warrior, which is great, Which is
great because it seems she's moved away from the evangelical
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side onto the Jesus lover side and we're.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Just like cool, welcome back.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Open arms. Sell A writing her this her that her triumphs,
her weight loss, her whatever the fuck you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
What she said so stupid, didn't.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
She She was an evangelical Christian. She was very anti gay,
very transphobic, very I get that.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
So she was saying all the things.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Is she still okay?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
So like you're saying it as if she did something else,
like your your tone was building the story to a
point that I felt like she did something recently that
fucked it all up.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Oh no, I just saw her recently.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
She was just vibbing, okay.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
And then I went down the fucking rabbit hole because
I remember.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
She's not her christ Oh Jesus.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
I remember her.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
And then I was like, why is everybody getting nice
down the rabbit hole?
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Gotcha? You hear the cats out? Yeah, stop freaking.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Chasing me off?
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Get out out, everybody out.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
Everybody out except for Jack and Chess.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Go Lulu out, Lulu, thank you, thank you? No hell no, Bella,
get your ass out.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Bye? Who am I missing? Delicious?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Jack and Chest are in here.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Dar Delicious?
Speaker 2 (40:22):
What I didn't see Derby?
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Okay, come here, Dobs, come here, Dave.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Oh that was dark Ship. I thought it was Jack.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
No, it's Bass Derby.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
This is a huge fucking cat.
Speaker 10 (40:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
They being Havens, your damn heathens. So you kicked him
out for being heathens? I said, havens.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Oh no, Mabe. I was coming down and she was
just looking at me.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Like, what the fuck? Howlerler I have inspired to do
my makeup.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
None, Nice, I can't see.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
It's dark. We can okay, flash morning No, okay.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Nice, I still can't see it. Give me the second
my eyes. Oh okay, that's cool. It's a smoke case.
Speaker 8 (41:28):
Smoking as I took the colors off the Jassic Park sauce.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
And I like the lip m It's like the lips
that I usually do.
Speaker 8 (41:41):
It looks more's supposed to look more like blood because
he's a vicious little bastard.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
He is a little bitch. I got heat with that
down floor in that dinosaur in particular.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Suck that dinosaurs. What's his name? What what dinosaur we
got here?
Speaker 3 (41:55):
The spinis sauce?
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Fuck that dinosaurs?
Speaker 3 (41:57):
You leave him alone.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Damn it. I can't be I don't know which way
to go.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
We go with fuck that nonsaur because he killed Rex.
He did not kill Rexy.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
He killed a Rex close enough.
Speaker 8 (42:11):
He didn't kill Roberta. Roberta is fine.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
He killed a Rex.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Fuck that non scientific satellite phone ring and belly ass.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
I made them my.
Speaker 8 (42:26):
Alarm clock noise scarce the fuck out of me every time.
Speaker 11 (42:34):
When that look he wouldn't have killed that Rex and
the Kirbys and like whoever they brought to the island
with them, didn't take off fucking running when they saw
a fucking rex, and Alan was like, nobody moved, and
they ran off, and then the Rex followed them, and
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then the spinasaurs that was already changing them ran into
them and the Rex.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
So it's the I'm just saying, I'm just saying, there's
no correct logic in that scene. No, there's not, because
the motherfucker's running or running for their motherfucking life and then.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
There's motherfucker no buddy move So what you just willingly.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
A chicken nugget to this motherfucker. You're just gonna stand
there and warm yourself up and just wait to be
a snack.
Speaker 8 (43:18):
Like because the Curassic Park rights is they have vision
based on movement.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
I want them to redo.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
The first three with the animatronics from those movies.
Speaker 10 (43:39):
But book accurate, Yes, scary shit, kiss what I want,
teach what I want.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
We're gonna have to make a list of topics. We
talked about a lot of shit.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Home topic, hot pockets, hot pockets, hot topics.
Speaker 10 (44:13):
Do do do do?
Speaker 3 (44:14):
Do?
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Deep?
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Deep?
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Do you have to write a synapsis?
Speaker 3 (44:17):
And I don't know, do do snaps bullshit, go a
random bullshit.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Hey, we're backfuckers exactly Howler way back in the name
of the episode, I'm not.
Speaker 11 (44:39):
I try to do the lines like how the blue
his lines up.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
On his sale, but that was a bitch and a half.
Speaker 8 (44:46):
So I just smudged it all the fucking covered up
with red jeez.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Improvisee in provide.
Speaker 8 (44:56):
Peoplehooded islands.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
And so I do something.
Speaker 8 (44:59):
I'm like, I, yes, it will show up. And then
I relaxed my eyelids and it's no, it's married.
Speaker 10 (45:11):
Huh Hi, Hi, don't singing the Ninja hurdles from the
second movie.
Speaker 8 (45:17):
I heard it, don't mind me.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
I heard it was not absolutely.
Speaker 8 (45:22):
It started off at least with that.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Did I heard?
Speaker 4 (45:26):
No?
Speaker 8 (45:27):
No, that was why do I start singing Nickelodeon's or
my hands cram.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
That fucking frog gassing doing ship now?
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Fuck?
Speaker 4 (45:51):
There was a video.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
This a little white girl that went up to a
DJ and asked for them to play Bad Bunny. While
he was currently playing Bad Bunny.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
What song was playing?
Speaker 3 (46:15):
I don't remember which one it was, but it was
off the new album like I knew, I know it's
one of the new ones, Like I would have be
like chill, but she's like, no, the good stuff, and
the DJ is just looking at her like, bitch, this
is the good stuff. When the people were in the
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comments like this is who beat us out for the tickets,
and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Right, they don't need take that, stays old bitch. Yeah,
it's a tag shelter.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
All the all the fucking and uh, the tech bros
and shipped from Silicon Valley sold out or moved after
their their businesses got so big and they moved to
fucking Puerto Rico and they're gentrifying the ship out.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
Of it and around by Bunny in charge, right, a
revolution against those motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
But that's the mountain.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
To the seas they swim, bitch.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Because fucking tax shelter.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
It's not a state, it's a territory.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
And they can't do ship about it. They still pay taxes.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
I feel like you.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
Mhm, and and like we're all on rown anyway. Nobody's
going to save this here where.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
The US has been the world's bad guy for years,
people are just figuring it out some.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
How.
Speaker 12 (48:04):
Many governments didn't have a hand to dismantling because they
were doing ship that was gonna put the ship.
Speaker 11 (48:10):
That we were doing over.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Here in the question. Yeah, and the name of democracy.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
A lot of South American countries will tell you that
or they needed resources or whatever from there.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
Mm hmm mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
We could be eating fruit and raying around with animals
and just making art and chilling.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yeah, I mean we still couldn't in the woods. Yeah,
I mean, there ain't nothing saying.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
That you can't if you want to, If you want
to go lay out in the woods and live with
animals and eat fruits and ship, then here you're fucking
welcome to.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
I'm going to say, my friends, Mama, Mama would be like,
take me with you.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
She until she hears some creepy ship.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
She said on the phone the other day, she said
that there was a storm that woke her up, not Sunday,
a couple of days before that that woke her up,
but she said it was the loudest thing of thunder
she'd ever heard in her life, and it didn't sound
like thunder. She said, it happened, and she jumped right
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up out of bed and yelled, it's.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Jesus, mind you. Pickles is there? Because Lucy is a.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Yoski Pickles is also up playing VR as the boys
do when left in their own devices, So he just
hears this loudest fuck thunderclap, and then his nana just
yelling Jesus. She goes out there and she's like, nothing,
(50:15):
it's okay, it's just thunder.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
He's just he was.
Speaker 4 (50:18):
Looking at her like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 10 (50:29):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (50:30):
God? She was ready. It's the trumpets.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Good woman, sits you, good band.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
Oh we need to make that a T shirt. Jesus,
I'll profit some proceeds.
Speaker 4 (50:48):
I go to your mom, Jesus.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Ship.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
I was like, I cannot wear you.
Speaker 4 (50:57):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Picture hear it.
Speaker 4 (51:02):
No, mom, might hear Jesus coming. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Over here.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
She completely missed it.
Speaker 4 (51:11):
Congratulations you made the cut.
Speaker 12 (51:14):
Wow, you're now one of my top employees.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
Riddle was talking about that the other day, saying that
it was he felt like it was a fucking revelation
and that the damn uh the gimmick was coming soon,
Like there's too much.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Shit going on.
Speaker 3 (51:35):
No, no, the earth is pissed the funk off.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
I'm like, good, can you get these fuckers away from us?
Speaker 4 (51:43):
Come get them?
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Either get them or get us I don't give a
ship which one. Just get us the part but not
at the same time either, or just get us to.
Speaker 4 (51:54):
Leave me with the Earth.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
Please leave me with the Earth, because the Earth is
so nice and pretty. I would love to fix her,
even though we can't fix her. It's too fucked.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Is there a place better than the Earth?
Speaker 3 (52:02):
Though?
Speaker 2 (52:04):
Where are they taking you? You know it could be
like Earth Earth fucking squared or some ships like Earth.
But twice is good, double your pleasure, double your fun.
Speaker 8 (52:17):
Paul, Hey, Paul, if I got to go through this bullshit,
can at least be in the timeline where dinosaurs running around?
Speaker 2 (52:25):
No, goddamn, it's not healthy. It's not live like the crude.
Do you think you've got anxiety now?
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (52:35):
No, I know it would be the terrible, But just
imagine you know how all.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
Those dumbass I don't want to imagine.
Speaker 11 (52:42):
Listen, you know how all those dumb asses get out
of their car and the parts with the bisons and like,
oh my god, and then they get too close and
they find out what if someone.
Speaker 4 (52:54):
You know they're going to do it?
Speaker 3 (52:57):
Oh my god, And you know what's going w gonna
be a white woman.
Speaker 8 (53:03):
Look, I'm gonna white woman my way through that world. Okay,
I'm gonna domesticate so many dinosaurs.
Speaker 2 (53:09):
Yes, not slap a.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
Bitch of source.
Speaker 4 (53:14):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
It's like, why do not slap a bit of that
bit just scary their territory, like nobody get on. Two
years later.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
That cartoon was really ahead of us time though, like
it had the dinosaurs doing all the chores and ship
for him.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
It was pretty modernizing. It was impressive. Fish and they
can all talk.
Speaker 4 (53:39):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 12 (53:42):
See donatopia like humans and dinosaurs lived.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
Really cargoes Sisterhood of the Traveling.
Speaker 13 (53:51):
Pukes spot number two, Well of the Traveling Pukes, chest.
Speaker 3 (54:08):
Them hire balls whooping your ass.
Speaker 2 (54:11):
Like just the litter box.
Speaker 8 (54:14):
No, they'll be too commnient.
Speaker 4 (54:18):
Really are you good?
Speaker 1 (54:22):
Now?
Speaker 3 (54:23):
God flash Bank, watch your balls, watch them. I can't
watch them.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
They're in.
Speaker 4 (54:36):
What in my dogs of the human body?
Speaker 8 (54:43):
To me, it was written, why don't you say so
much worse somehow, you saying the word of that texture
extrare like yeah, I know I'm trying to get this.
Speaker 3 (55:04):
Yeah, but I'm just glad it was out here and
not on the bed that I just watched everything on.
Speaker 8 (55:14):
Where's the other one?
Speaker 3 (55:15):
Because I'd be upset the hell out on them. Somewhere.
You gotta find it when the moon hit your.
Speaker 8 (55:20):
Right, I don't want to play hide and seek with
your pub anymore.
Speaker 4 (55:27):
Yeah some more.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
Terrible, terrible, just terrible. Really, Oh man, I'm so sorry.
Fucking training damn munch.
Speaker 3 (55:45):
That's that's great, not a meat.
Speaker 1 (55:49):
Problem, except this week I'm not able to do it.
So I'm gonna be sure and then I'm gonna jump
back into it Sunday.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
That's sorry. On the hand, mind, what.
Speaker 2 (56:12):
Why are you sorry about it? I'm just gonna get
better shape, stupid model. I gotta find that movie.
Speaker 1 (56:23):
Oh yeah, solid flick. That was a solid flick. It's
got some like really interesting takes on things, and and
it like opened people's eyes to the Catholic Church and
how much they fucking ruined, Like religion in general is weird,
(56:47):
and how much the like the Vatican like pulls the
strings on every thing weird.
Speaker 4 (56:56):
I love how we.
Speaker 3 (56:58):
Just have body parts about our saints randomly.
Speaker 4 (57:01):
What the fuck?
Speaker 12 (57:03):
Yeah, why why do we have that man's skull and
why does it look like we put we used a
label maker to write his name and smack it off
the forehead off his skull?
Speaker 2 (57:12):
What are we doing? Wait? What happened?
Speaker 8 (57:16):
There's one of the they have the skull of one
of the saints.
Speaker 4 (57:19):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 8 (57:21):
Oh as the Vatican, Vatican somewhere, one of the Catholic
Catholics being Catholic.
Speaker 4 (57:30):
And they have the skull.
Speaker 8 (57:32):
It's like in Europe somewhere, but one of the saints.
And it looks like it's like a thing. I think
it says his name, but it looks like they just
wrote his name on a label maker and smacked it
right onto the skull.
Speaker 2 (57:45):
Okay, pictures, it might be old.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
Back in the day, we didn't have all the fancy
shit that like cool stuff of Them't know why they
wouldn't put a black by it.
Speaker 8 (57:57):
Then it's like in a really it's like in a
gold case or something.
Speaker 2 (58:01):
Oh yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (58:03):
Then they just smacked her fucking was ahead.
Speaker 2 (58:13):
No ship, what do you look?
Speaker 11 (58:24):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (58:24):
It was announced today that the pope has like pneumonia
or some ship in.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
Both ones or something. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (58:31):
Sorry, And the Christians were laughing at it.
Speaker 7 (58:36):
I like.
Speaker 1 (58:41):
Because because they don't like the pope. They don't because
the Hope is like.
Speaker 3 (58:46):
An actual like carry you blew it right back out
into the fucking ground. I did a good.
Speaker 4 (58:56):
Make a bat.
Speaker 2 (59:00):
Oh wow, that was terrible, Oh terrible. What the fun?
You just gotta put.
Speaker 4 (59:10):
All that there? Put that go a little sweet.
Speaker 2 (59:13):
Yeah, I'll just do all that. We'll clean it all
up to.
Speaker 4 (59:20):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (59:21):
Throw the cleaning supplies at it.
Speaker 14 (59:24):
Clean clean myself, yourself, bending down, you do it, m.
Speaker 4 (59:41):
M cigarette holders. Yeah, any imp of the trash out here,
do that in a little bit. H oh.
Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
But it chesters. Don't come out here with your bullshit
once again. Okay, somebody knows how to do and don't
come out here. You still do l like sorry, mother,
don't come out here, bully. The motherfucker's either.
Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
M that thinkstuff. What time is it? It's like ten
o'clock ten.
Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Nineteen twenty three, nineteen twenty three, nineteen, Hey, look at
it's like an hour.
Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
M solid nailed it. No, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
I don't know that this is what we were going for,
But so we got anybody else got anything to add
to this week?
Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
Fucking Matthew Jesus reading.
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
This some nights when I can't sleep reading the screen theories.
Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Look, sometimes you use felling little rabbit holes on TikTok.
Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
M hm.
Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
Can you go exploring on your own and you're like,
wait a damn minute. Then you end up turning the
movie on and looking for ship and you're like, damn minute.
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Mm hmm, I swore.
Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
That you like those pictures of Panda and bad Bunny?
Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
I sent youdorable? Did you see my foot? What's her
name is Sabrina Carpenter on the SNL thing? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's funny as fuck. Good dude. He's a good dude.
Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Now, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Don't bite me?
Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Yeah, don't buy her.
Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
He's such a nasshole in his old age.
Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
He's going around biting people.
Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
This is like the epitome of like, all right, just
let it record for like another minute, right, Like every
time you feel like you should end it, just give
it like another thirty seconds because something else is gonna happen,
right every time?
Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
I why do you bite me more?
Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Since you've impaled yourself into.
Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Me, It's like Edward and fucking Mellis.
Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
Stop, don't stop. Don't look at hair. The skin of
a killer beer, No, he's not. He's too lazy.
Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
He is kind of lazy.
Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Jack has the skin of a killer.
Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Only when he wants to here. Are you good?
Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
No, he's not. He's a menace.
Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
He don't bother me.
Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
He's a menace to society. Don't part like that, U asshole.
Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Chess cuddles with me.
Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Chesters used to be my motherfucking cat.
Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Yeah, he's my cat now it's okay. He eats my hair,
he bullies me.
Speaker 12 (01:03:40):
He has a complex. I truly believe he thinks whenever
he used to be mom's cat, he thinks he's my
older sibling.
Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Oh really, m he bosses.
Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
Me around, ahole.
Speaker 12 (01:03:54):
It doesn't help that when he was a baby he
slept in my room and slept on my fucking head.
So now he thinks the bossomy complex.
Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Chess, Yeah, I can see it. I can see it.
Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Speaking of thunder earlier with Nanda and Jesus, that storm.
Speaker 8 (01:04:20):
That came through on Sunday, Yeah, one of the fucking
loudest things of thunder hit and Darby was on the
banister and it scared him off the banister.
Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
I'm not gonna go mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Nails against wood sound that they do when they're trying
to get away, but like they're running in flat Yeah,
it was that against the banister. And he just jumps
onto my legs.
Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
Oh no, you can't come over here. No, you cannot
come over here.
Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Your access to my lap has been denied.
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Remote overruled. I had to turn that into a gimmick.
Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
See what the judge god gonta download those thoughts?
Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Why not do that tomorrow?
Speaker 9 (01:05:15):
It's too late, Well do that tomorrow, Ah'll see other
things I wanted to get.
Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
What the the.
Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
Oh good thing? Yeah, my bad, bad bad.
Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
I'm sorry I could. I could have dis ordered them
with the things I forgot about him. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Maybe that's anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
Mm hmmm
Speaker 10 (01:05:49):
Mm hmmm
So a Trump loving teacher mhm is getting dragged in
the teachers group or in the mom's group. No teachers group, Oh,
the teachers group, yeah, because they're a Trump loving teacher.
And and what happened the.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Which executive order are they getting dragged for? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I don't know, because the teachers are just posting this
ship like everybody else, and just what the fucking and
panicking and all this other shit. And then here comes
the Trump lovers, Well, where's the debriefing that this is
actually happening. Where's the debriefing on this, which there is
no debriefing. He's signing executive fucking orders, and it's just
that's that's that. That's the debriefing, you dumb bitch.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, but that doesn't.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Like And then so now they're posting like all the
stuff that's coming out from like Weston Salem that's posted
today and all this other stuff that says that they're
losing funding and this, that.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
And the other.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
They're like this, here's your debriefing, you dumb bitch. This
is what you voted for, and if you voted for Trump,
you honestly should not be teaching like they are dragging them,
and the Trump teachers are like, what do you mean
if we voted for Trump, we should not be teaching kids.
We just want this issue and this issue and this issue.
And they're like, you should be teaching because you teach children.
(01:28):
It doesn't matter what if their children are legal, if
they're gay, if they're.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Christian or not.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You signed up to teach children, to better children, but
you voted for the motherfucker that makes their life, makes
bettering them a lot fucking harder.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
So how the fuck.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
They're just getting ripped apart and they don't have nothing
to stand on.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, I mean, I'm with it, I get it, I understand.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I think it's fucking bullshit.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
The fortunate part is that there's no checks and balances
because they're not only don't give a fuck what the
Judicial Apartment says. The Judicial Apartment Department is under them
any goddamn way. It's just his crony, so he's not
gonna prosecute, So it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Any of these.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Judges can say any fucking thing they want. If the
DJ doesn't do anything about it, then there's nothing to
be done. And Senate is in his pocket, the house
is in his pocket. The fucking all they need is
all these all these democratic age's that are just falling
right into their hands and suing their way up to
the fucking Supreme Court so they can change goddamn constitution,
(02:40):
which is what's happening.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I think it's pretty fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
This is literal hell.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
It's insane.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Literal hell.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It's insanity the stuff that's going on here right now.
But anyway, welcome back to remarkable conversations. I'm Mark Breeze
over here, pissed off of the world.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
That's always ship changed.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Welcome adhd Things slotted down.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
That's the name intro. Welcome adh Things slutty.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I'm so tired. They're tired every day.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
It's impressed at your times? Can we just have some
boring ask goddamn times?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I'll just take one regular ass fucking day, Alex.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Why are we blaming it on Alex?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Like the fucking what if Alex have to do it.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Like a jeopardy thing. Alex specifically doesn't have anything to
do it. Although today I love you, dude, Jesus, and.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
This bird on my hand is annoying the ship out
of me.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
But whatever, I'm amazed, all right, So what like we
we got these diamond th c A J's right, and
there are multiple places that they send us these things,
all right, So for for those that are catching up,
I'm now somehow turned into a hemp cannabis influencer on
(04:35):
the internet, which is pretty cool, honestly, because a lot
of companies want us to review things and they send
this stuff. So we got to try a lot of
really cool strains and things to see what works best
for our specific situations, which I'm pretty excited about, you know.
And some some of the stuff we're gonna find there's
gonna be like really really good strains and we can
continue to get those as needed and medicaid is needed
(04:57):
and all that stuff. So stuff we'renna find here just
go knockers on our ass and that's gonna be great.
And you never know which one's gonna do it. So anyway,
a lot of these they take like a decent grade
(05:19):
of plant and then they add oil to the outside
of it and they sprinkle it with diamonds.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Worst idea ever.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I don't know what diamonds are.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
The worst idea ever. I just told you.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I assume it's just like Keith, but it's not like
it's Keith is Green.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, I don't know what the worst idea ever.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Not a fan.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The oil that they used is like three times. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I have a hole in my hand from it. I
have a burn on my finger from it. Some of
my pants are probably ruined.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Were a fan?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Not a fan?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
No, it sucks because it's quality product.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Oh yeah, the product inside is great, but that method
not just a drip.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Not a fan. Hello plane, please stay in the air
for real. Please stay in the air.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Please safely land for our friends overseas. We're very sorry
about all the dumb shit that's coming out of this country.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Imagine just living here. It's not hal It's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Right now, I am like getting full body workouts with
the amount of times and I'm like punching the.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Air throughout the day.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Goddamn, somebody, somebody send Elon's fucking body shield in there
to cuss him out again. At least that was entertaining,
which that little baby cuss him to funk out.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Oh boy's in there all the time.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Of course.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yes, he's a fucking shield for the daddy.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
You don't never in the White House, for you're in
the office a matter.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I mean, he ain't gon leave outside or nothing.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
But yes the fuck he will.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Let me send you the goddamn clip of him just
walking off and leaving that boy. He don't give a
fuck about him unless it's in the public and he
needs to use him as a fucking shield. There's a
clip of them going down steps at some fucking whatever
the fuck a fuck tod of people there and he
just walks off and leaves that board like he don't care,
Like you don't even know if he's there, not holding
(07:32):
his hand, not making sure he gets down the steps safely.
He's a full five feet in front of him, just
walking without a care in the world. Don't give a
fuck about that little boy.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I mean, is that his aspergers?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Like?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Is that like his his mental divisions but himself?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
No, that he just can't. He don't give a fuck
about nothing but his fucking self.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
No, But you can't blame that on the whatever the
fuck you? But no, you can't.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
If that, if you're a narcissist, you can blame whatever
on being a narcissism. You're absolved from the fucking bullshit
that you caused from being a narcissism.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Absolutely, but the whole fucking Asperger's fucking autism whatever thing
like they like to play always because he did No,
he did it because he he's a Nazi.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
No, I totally agree.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
No, No, he abandoning his kid because of the fucking whatever. No,
he's a fucking ship bag. Because I also have a
touch of theism. There's parents out there all over the
world that pay one attention to their kids all the
fucking time.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Totally agree.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
And and but there's there's multiple signs of the spectrum, right.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
And I like to knock him off the spectrum into
a whole nother fucking realm.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I can't stay just trying to be the levity on
the show, that's all. That's all I'm trying to do.
Like she's she's like ready to like the entire world.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
On Really, do you know how many times I tell him,
like I want to drag people across the concrete, and
not just like hot summer concrete, like middle of the
day it's been hot as fuck in the South. I
just want to drag their face cross concrete.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I swear I'm violent.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
You are you are, but I love you and that's okay.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
They tried to give me anger management.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It didn't work, obviously.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You just put me and Billy in a room together
in the equipment room in the back of the gym.
Let us play hang man, listen to music, and the
eminem's anger.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Management, anger managed.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
If we were absolutely managed for that top period, manage.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
This fuck.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Right, me and Billy getting the same goddamn tom, I
don't mess because we both pushed out miss ring.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah, and they put you in the ISS. What did
they call it? Anger management?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Was ISS?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
No, it was two different things. I got put in
ISS and then I got put in anger management after
is because I didn't touch that bitch out but part
of the school, Yes, really, yes, we had all kinds
of shit in that middle school.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
It was big.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I love that us.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Obviously we didn't have anger management. They put us in
an equipment room with a whiteboard and some eminems and
sayd be good, don't go nowhere, don't touch nothing, don't
talk to nobody, Stay right the fuck.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Here, manage your anger, manage that ship inside this equipment closet.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Ain't neither one.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I saw Billy post something the other day. Well, some
teacher got in trouble up there for taping a student
to the desk, and he said, absolutely the funk not.
They'll be kidding you off a desk next. And I
was like, we ain't managed.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
We still swing on motherfuckers with the quickness.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I swear, we just learned to pick and choose the
reasons better.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Yeah, that's it, that's it.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Mm hmmm mmmy'll are crazy, we are.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I can't wa.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I tell you, Like, I just recently the story about
him picking me up and me sneaking out in his
mama's car, and that's how I just found out that
he took a step daddy's fucking work keys.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
With Why the cops they couldn't go in either vehicle
that they had because this dumb other I have both
the keys.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I love him, bless it.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Bless it. I love him, bless it.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I swear I think he's having another baby.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Think so him his.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Wife obviously I need to meet. Probably what do you.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Want send her? Like a thank you? I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:04):
All the cards? Which cards you want to send her?
One of everything?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Some of that's probably my fault, is what you need
to send her?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
H my bad. Some of that's probably my fault.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
If you heard some shit. That's my bad. Just know
he was the ringleader in all of it. Okay, he
was the reason.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Hey what, Lily.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Was the even you were? You were the reason?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
What do you mean how was that the reason?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I'm just saying, I feel like we're redlining this scene
the whole time.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
I have to turn it down some Oh no.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah, that's fatter. Okay, we got new microphones.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
We have like lapel mic, so you guys can actually
hear us and hopefully not hear all the background noise
and shit all the time.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
We're all fancy now, right for like, thank you, Besis.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Look that's another one.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I'm not him off the realm into another one. Can
I knock him into a warm hole?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Do whatever you want to.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I'm gonna ask for project into his room, knock all
his shit over.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I swear so.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Since the last time you've heard from us, which was
sometime last summer, I think maybe sometime in the twenties
of twenty fours, before the election bullshit got started, when
it was still just Joe and Trump. I think was
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the last time that I remember.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Do you remember anything?
Speaker 4 (13:38):
I don't know, Let me see if I can look
it up.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I should be able to look it up and see
once the last.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Time Spotify fucking a year a year ago probably.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
If we said no, we gotta.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, we had some ship go on mm hmmm, and
money got tight and stuff, and I didn't want to
pay for a thing for like seven people to listen.
I appreciate all y'all.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
For listening, but like August seven, so yeah, summertime.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yes, Oh, that was like right after.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Uh, that was right after I think right after what
Uh she had three months right to run that campaign.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
That was right at the three months.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Like she just I think took over the campaign and
that was one of our last episodes and we were
so excited.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
And now Rea is continuously punching the air.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Whichever ghosts accidentally gets it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I can't promise that Harris and Walls would have been
the perfect people to run this country, but I can
absolutely promise they'd do a better job than what we've
got right now.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Oh, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Absolutely I do. I will again say I do like
the actual cutting us some fat in the federal departments.
I think it's necessary to do so, but under proper
fucking circumstance and proper fucking auditing that these people should
(15:25):
be moved out.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Of the positions actual auditors.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, if you're not doing your job, and.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
So ask goddamn computer programmers.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Craziness.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
And then then the guy can go like on the
news and literally say, hey, uh like, people need to
check me.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
You know what I mean? Not everything I say is
going to be correct?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
And why the fun check?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I don't give a fuck. Why are you talking in
the Oval office any motherfucking white bitch. We didn't elect you.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Because he's the He's put you on.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
A goddamn visitors pass and set the fuck down and
shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
He's not even in charge of DOGE. They had to
They had to specify that today. He's not even uh
part of dog. He's not indo, he's not the leader
of DOG. So who the hell is running that department?
Who's running that department?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I believe that.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Ship's crazy, man, Ship's crazy.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
And then I gotta talk ship to ice workers all
the motherfucking top. If y'all think I'm not gonna waste
an ice agent's motherfucking day, I will do it with
the biggest smile on my motherfucking face. I enjoyed nothing
more than getting on men's motherfucking nerves and wasting their
goddamn time.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Okay, so aggressive, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
That's why exactly did you meet my granny? It skipped
a generation, It didn't skipped completely over my mom and
my aunties and just went all into me and a
little bit into.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Jenna, a little bit into Jenna.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah, you gotta fire her up, like you gotta work
her up a little bit more than me.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
It don't take my shop. I've seen her. She just
does it more professionally.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, you're gonna drag somebody out by their fucking hair.
She's gonna litigate the shit out of them.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Oh don't know, Jenna's gonna drag somebody out by her
hair because she fucking did it, kicked the door in
and fucking did it. When when they were at some party,
her and Pat were at some party and hanging out
and all this other shit, and some girl was getting
too close and too friendly with Pat, oh for real,
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and Jenna didn't like that shit, and they started talking
shit and all this other stuff, right, and then Pat
was like, it's whatever, it's whatever, let's just leave because
you know Pat, Pat's scrappy.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
But Pat's yeah, he don't want to draw.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
PA's the calmest out of everybody in the fucking yeah.
So Pat's like, let's just leave, let's just leave. And
then Jane heard some ship that she'll still talk and shit.
So Jenna went back, kicked the door and went in
there and whooped her ass.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Like three weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
What how did I know? This was years ago?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I know?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
But yeah, Jane will absolutely drag a bitch by her hair.
She don't care.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Lisi's the nicest one.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
You better hope you get Lacy, and you better hope
you're nice to Lasy because if you're not nice to Lasy,
and if you make Lacy cry, good.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Gosh, Jesus.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
The initial like, we're gonna send the nice one out first,
y'all fuck this up.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
You got to deal with us, don't do it, don't
fuck this up.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
That's the stages.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
We send Lacy first, and then if we need a
little bit more, a bit more than, we send Janna.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
And then when that don't work, they send my ass
in yep.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yep, And there's usually nothing left.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Never're done, nope, because if you don't finish it off,
and I finished it off because I get pissed off
because you're pissed off, and then, like people get you
to a place where you don't want to, you can't
continue to explain yourself, which pisses me off even more.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
No, I hate it for you because if I can't
explain myself and you don't piss me the funk off,
and you done got past stage one.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
In stage two, I'm swinging.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I'm swinging. It's gonna be like Lacy's party, Jesus cussing
everybody out.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
All y'all can get the hands. I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
I can put all different sounds on this whatever whatever else.
I can make like an opening for us and upload
it and hit it here and it'll play turing it.
I can, Like it's like lightning sounds. I have to
turn off the mic to hear them.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, if we do it.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I think we went through those before, Like when you
first got it was playing with them.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, but I've like just figured out that I can
upload stuff better.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Oh, there goes a small plane. Please stay in the air.
Please stay in the air.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Instead of putting it on a playlist. Yeah, I don't
need that.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I just need to.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Do you want to watch Twilight again, I don't.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
If you want to swear we've never talked Twilight on
the show, let's talk Twilight.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
I love Twilight.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I lovelight.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
I love to hate Twilight. I love to love Twilight.
Good vibes.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Around.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
I love Edward.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I love to hate Twilight.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
You can't make me fucking hate Robert Pattinson right now?
Speaker 4 (20:57):
You can, Yes, you can, because motherfucker.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Why a don't you at least an album that?
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Man?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Don't see how easy that was?
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Why have you heard the songs?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
You've heard the songs? The why and please tell me
stop ship and.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Why it wasn't at all?
Speaker 3 (21:17):
It wasn't And why the fuck you're gonna give us
the soundtracks and put the songs on there and then
be like, no, you can't live.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
On those boots.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
The fuck I don't understand, Yeah, like what like, how
did that get on? I have to go to SoundCloud
to get these tracks down, and it's crazy and.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I will too every time. No, and then't got them
their mind forever now and we'll find the CDs in
a thrift store. Jesus, I love Twilight.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Why you hate Twilight?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
You don't hate Twilight?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I don't hate Twilight.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I think it's a it's a uh, it's a decent story.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I like the characters, and it absolutely it could have.
Absolutely there's a million flaws in the story, y'all.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
But it is a fan fiction.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
It's a fanfic.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
It is a fanfic, y'all.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
From what was the original thing.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
My chemical Romance, the timeline is nine to eleven happened
because nine to eleven happened. We got my chemical Romance
because your yard saw the fucking thing and then switched
to music and start to write that shit. So then
we got my romance. Then she heard my chemical Romance songs.
It was like fanfic type shit, because bitches do that shit.
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They picked songs and albums and whatever, and you can
write fucking ship based off of them. It's easy as fuck.
I did it, and May Bank in my high school
in middle school years doing that shit right, Good on you.
So that's how we got Twilight, and then from Twilight
we got Fifty Shades of Gray. Because fifty Shades of
Gray is a fanfic of fucking Twilight.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
No, no, I get that. I don't understand how Twilight
is a fanfic of I could see how it's inspired
by Yeah, what is a.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Fanfic of Well, we just call it a fan fics
the same.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Just because it's written that way. Yeah, gotcha. Also if
you made bank doing it back then, what the fuck? Like?
Speaker 3 (23:12):
I know, just hate me.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Ah, she never wants me to read anything. She won't
she won't write anything for me to read it, like,
and it'll never she never completes her books nothing ADHD.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
That's what that is.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
That's what bai.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
That's a good old eighty HD.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
What's your favorite Twilight movie.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
You like, bitch? I don't know if fall asleep in
all of them?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
The second one, M I think it's my favorite because
I feel like at that point, they didn't have to
continue the introduction.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Of the characters, like everybody was already aware of who
was what.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
They didn't have to do the introduction of the characters.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
They did the movie.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You have to introduce the characters. Yes, there's always an introduction.
They all were introduced. Look, just because you knew them
doesn't mean they didn't introduce them in the movies. They did,
I promise you, because I had to learn the characters.
I never read the fan fix, so I had they
had to introduce them to me.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I feel like they were done with that part of it,
and now they could just focus on the characters and
their individual characteristics, so they were able to make those
into like better.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Uh, it was. It was better to watch that way.
It was less fumbly.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I feel like the actors were more comfortable with their roles. Yeah,
Robert was always comfortable with the role. He was just
playing it a little bit too well. And they were like, dude,
dilate down, want to do a little bit almost getting
fired for that ship. That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I'm still a Jasper analysis or my people's.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
I like Emmett and it's cool. I like Carlisle.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
You don't like emm because he's got a temper? What emmit?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
What about Emma?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
You don't like him because he's got a temper? You
remind me of you? Yes, he does. How you figuring
the fuck are we?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Are?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
We talking about the same goddamn movie Twilight, right, Sparkling
Van Purpleship.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Emmett's temper is nowhere near as bad as Edward's temper.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I didn't say I'm not compared to Jaspers Jasper with
the quickness.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Well, yeah, because he's the youngest I'm here for. I
love Jasper. I think he's a bad motherfucker. He ain't
give a ship.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
And that's what.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Can we not rewrite it and have Carlisle try and
flip her. Let's not we like Carlile and esme to
get their yell.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
But like, why would they do that?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I don't understand why because everybody thirst after Carlisle, but.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Like because he's the most stable one at all.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah, just why not to expand on their relationship.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Like them and the mom.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
I don't know, because.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
People and how they had to handle the human coming
into their vampire world and then constantly happen to go
back and forth with the fucking what is the name.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Of the assholes in the ful toy?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah, the vulture fuckers that have like a twelve year
old in there for some reason, it was a vampire.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
The little girl, the little blonde Jane. Yeah, peny ass.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Jane's not twelve.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
She fucking looked twelve. She might have been fifteen. Jesus,
either way, she's paying the ass.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
I don't give a ship. I love the Vultori just
because of the two actors.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I think the Vulti is a little bit up into
too money, motherfucker's business.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
They absolutely are.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
The Vultori remind me a lot of our government here
in the United States currently.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Which is why they are represented by red.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
There's no accidental imagery in anything.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
I love it, though I really wish, like, why the
fuck I never got the team Jacob or team Edward.
I was never a team either. I was like, they're
both terrible people, but you got two hands.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
They're horrible people.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
There, they are, they are, they are.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Neither of them are positive for a relationship.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
No, no, and this is why we love them as
fictional character.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
And then Jacob imprinted on a baby, which is really
fucking weird.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Guys, that s all I'm saying. Yeah, it's not right
in for real. Hey, hey, Jake, my god damn oh
of that video, because.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I like the big scene right before the first fight
in the first movie, right where all the wolves are
coming out and all the vampires coming out. That'd be hilarious,
say Jake.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Like the memes going around of Edward doing that ship, right,
they put Edward's face on fucking Kendricks whatever, and they
that's a real thing.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah, and it says say Jake, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Like it's a real means around And I'm like, at
the same time, y'all could put Jake's face on there
and be like, say Edward, because motherfucker, you are a
hundred and how old look falling in love with a
how old?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
But he's in a teenager's body, and the ain't no
humans gonna grow that old. They have to be vampired.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Okay, you can at least get somebody in the goddamn
the twenties in their twenties.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, and their twenties.
Speaker 7 (29:25):
I hear you, I hear you.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
How old was she when we got.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Into the scene?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
She was like, uh, it was three h she was
at least a sophomore.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
She was seventeen because she turns eighteen.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
So at the same time, somebody needs to put Jake's
face on that motherfucking returned to cinder bitch, return.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
To fucking no reverse card on that ship. Then hey,
ed here, you like him yet?
Speaker 4 (30:01):
That's funny?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Swear does just imagine if she did pick both in
the world would fucking lose their mind? Damn ah it
get book here is it already.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
A band book?
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Probably the advantages of that situation, what situation, both of
which they're already a poly fucking couple anyway, Honestly that
the whole second and third uh, the whole second.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
And third movies explain how they were a throuple the
entire time the second one, mostly it wasn't, but towards
the end of it, definitely they were a throuple because
they both had needs that they had to carry out
for her, and they agreed to doing that together as
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a fucking group in order to protect her and and
do what was right by her.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Y'all are y'all are family.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I'm just saying, she has two hands, he has two hands.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
And at times both y'all motherfuckers was holding them. Mm hmmm,
y'all was handing her off to each other.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I can't cuddle her because I'm gonna freeze her to death.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Jake Harmony in.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
That she's great.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Look, I ain't trying to say what I'm saying. M hm,
that's all I'm saying. I ain't trying to say it,
but I'm saying. It's saying, your two uncles that lived together,
they were gay two. That's all I'm saying, let go.
(31:47):
It's been around the tale as old as time is right,
it's just a snowma. I really hope it does, because
like Chris has those new gloves, and I know he
(32:09):
once sees him and I know he's still excited to
see snow and.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
It'll be lost like good one of the year.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Yeah, And I hope I don't have to work Thursday.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
What is gonna work?
Speaker 8 (32:21):
I need to.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Friday would suck, but it could happen.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
It is supposed to stop around what ten am?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, like my weather service app, which is just the
regular ass one that's on my Samsung. Yeah, uh said
in the morning one to three inches and then like
flurries overnight and then Thursday morning was supposed to be
more snow.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, but I don't know how barns of the day
that goes.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
I think we're all just waiting to see how this
system moves, because don't none of these weather systems move.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Like the fuck they're supposed to. They'll be projecting them
to do whatever.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Yeah, this one like went more than worth or something.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Yeah, which is why we're getting less snow now. We
went from three to five to one to three originally.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Like Brandon sent me a thing instead of a thirty
one inches goddamn take me at least like eight tries.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Jesus terrible seek waf.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Get off the damn bed?
Speaker 4 (33:42):
What's he doing?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
And he was scratching at the fucking bed?
Speaker 4 (33:46):
See is there a song called single white female?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Or am I just you know?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
You might just be making that shut up?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
You're thinking a single white because are you thinking of
that person?
Speaker 4 (34:00):
What person?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
You know?
Speaker 4 (34:02):
There's multiples, there's peoples. Those peoples ain't put them away there.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
The last one.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
They all got.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
The same personality, and that personality is pulling from somebody else.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I can't believe you hadn't watched that movie and like
you were legitimately in that situation with multiple people. It
was the weirdest thing. They didn't like live with you,
but if they could, they would have, right mm hmm, col.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
I'm just addicted.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I ain't wrong with that. That's why the funck I'm
here and my fault. I was the best choice.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Uh No, because it was never it was never like
you can't go see that person, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Like fucking it's stupid. You wouldn't listen to any God,
I wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Oh, I can't bet. I'm gonna go sooner just to
pits you all.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Girl, No better yet, I'll drive there, leave them.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
I can't watch me hopping that car right now.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
I guess it's all over dumb shit, but I feel
like it was all built up over so many years
of dumb shit that like, eventually you just hit your
fucking breaking point.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
It was like, I'm done. I can tell her, well,
the one cut herself out.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah, yeah, a couple of them cut themselves.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
They just didn't realize it. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
But I'm sure I'm the bad guy.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Oh yeah, that's a bad guy in everybody's story because
we would never do this that the other.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah. I never liked her anyway, whatever, I never cared, never.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
But anyway, But I'm sure the bad guy wish is
fine because I like being a here.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Let me move it back up.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
I don't miss any of LA missed about two of them.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
If you miss somebody, there's a reason that you want
to talk to him, you know what I mean, Like
there's a purpose there.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
My friends need to be punished. I'm gonna make that
into it I mean like a decal put in the car.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Like punishment, sometimes punishment without uh.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Punishing him for ship. So I ain't punishing him for ship.
I'm just over here vibin.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Yeah, No, I get it.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I feel like there's a lot nowadays though, that there's
punishment and the rehabilitation, you know what I'm saying, Like
nobody besides, like if you're a rapist or a pedophago,
funck yourself.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Like, I'm not rehabbing your ass and you can go
to help.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
But most other people, like they say something stupid or whatever,
and there's not really a record if they you know,
they they got to show the change obviously, you know
what I mean. But at some point everybody still brings
it up, you know what I'm saying, because that's how
the fucking Internet is and people are assholes. Yeah, So
it's like you really never get away from anything, like
(37:34):
you can't can you change? Is there is there rehabilitation
if you make one mistake?
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Is that at the end of it?
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Oh you know what I've seen speaking of change and rehabilitation. Yeah,
do you remember that show Wife Swap?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Uh? Yes, hold on, Darby's.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
On the bed pissing me the fuck off.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Darby, you can keep talking. You have a microphone on.
So wife swap.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
In.
Speaker 9 (38:04):
That's like the show wife swap, and it was like
a lady that swiped swapped for a family. She was
like heavey, like heavy into the Christian, like evangelical type
Christian right where.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
That whole She's not a Christian. That ship comes from
right her.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
She's a gift meme, all kinds of shit.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Right saw her own TikTok the other day, Lord saw
her own TikTok the other day. She looks about the same.
She's awesome white now, she looks healthier and happier. Uh,
she's still a Jesus warrior, which is great, Which is
great because it seems she's moved away from the evangelical
(38:49):
side onto the Jesus lover side and we're.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Just like cool, welcome back.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Open arms. Sell A writing her this her that her triumphs,
her weight loss, her whatever the fuck you know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
What she said so stupid, didn't.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
She She was an evangelical Christian. She was very anti gay,
very transphobic, very I get that.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
So she was saying all the things.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Is she still okay?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
So like you're saying it as if she did something else,
like your your tone was building the story to a
point that I felt like she did something recently that
fucked it all up.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Oh no, I just saw her recently.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
She was just vibbing, okay.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
And then I went down the fucking rabbit hole because
I remember.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
She's not her christ Oh Jesus.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
I remember her.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
And then I was like, why is everybody getting nice
down the rabbit hole?
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Gotcha? You hear the cats out? Yeah, stop freaking.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Chasing me off?
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Get out out, everybody out.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
Everybody out except for Jack and Chess.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Go Lulu out, Lulu, thank you, thank you? No hell no, Bella,
get your ass out.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Bye? Who am I missing? Delicious?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Jack and Chest are in here.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Dar Delicious?
Speaker 2 (40:22):
What I didn't see Derby?
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Okay, come here, Dobs, come here, Dave.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Oh that was dark Ship. I thought it was Jack.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
No, it's Bass Derby.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
This is a huge fucking cat.
Speaker 10 (40:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
They being Havens, your damn heathens. So you kicked him
out for being heathens? I said, havens.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Oh no, Mabe. I was coming down and she was
just looking at me.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Like, what the fuck? Howlerler I have inspired to do
my makeup.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
None, Nice, I can't see.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
It's dark. We can okay, flash morning No, okay.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Nice, I still can't see it. Give me the second
my eyes. Oh okay, that's cool. It's a smoke case.
Speaker 8 (41:28):
Smoking as I took the colors off the Jassic Park sauce.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
And I like the lip m It's like the lips
that I usually do.
Speaker 8 (41:41):
It looks more's supposed to look more like blood because
he's a vicious little bastard.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
He is a little bitch. I got heat with that
down floor in that dinosaur in particular.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Suck that dinosaurs. What's his name? What what dinosaur we
got here?
Speaker 3 (41:55):
The spinis sauce?
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Fuck that dinosaurs?
Speaker 3 (41:57):
You leave him alone.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Damn it. I can't be I don't know which way
to go.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
We go with fuck that nonsaur because he killed Rex.
He did not kill Rexy.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
He killed a Rex close enough.
Speaker 8 (42:11):
He didn't kill Roberta. Roberta is fine.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
He killed a Rex.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Fuck that non scientific satellite phone ring and belly ass.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
I made them my.
Speaker 8 (42:26):
Alarm clock noise scarce the fuck out of me every time.
Speaker 11 (42:34):
When that look he wouldn't have killed that Rex and
the Kirbys and like whoever they brought to the island
with them, didn't take off fucking running when they saw
a fucking rex, and Alan was like, nobody moved, and
they ran off, and then the Rex followed them, and
(42:55):
then the spinasaurs that was already changing them ran into
them and the Rex.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
So it's the I'm just saying, I'm just saying, there's
no correct logic in that scene. No, there's not, because
the motherfucker's running or running for their motherfucking life and then.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
There's motherfucker no buddy move So what you just willingly.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
A chicken nugget to this motherfucker. You're just gonna stand
there and warm yourself up and just wait to be
a snack.
Speaker 8 (43:18):
Like because the Curassic Park rights is they have vision
based on movement.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
I want them to redo.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
The first three with the animatronics from those movies.
Speaker 10 (43:39):
But book accurate, Yes, scary shit, kiss what I want,
teach what I want.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
We're gonna have to make a list of topics. We
talked about a lot of shit.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Home topic, hot pockets, hot pockets, hot topics.
Speaker 10 (44:13):
Do do do do?
Speaker 3 (44:14):
Do?
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Deep?
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Deep?
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Do you have to write a synapsis?
Speaker 3 (44:17):
And I don't know, do do snaps bullshit, go a
random bullshit.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Hey, we're backfuckers exactly Howler way back in the name
of the episode, I'm not.
Speaker 11 (44:39):
I try to do the lines like how the blue
his lines up.
Speaker 4 (44:43):
On his sale, but that was a bitch and a half.
Speaker 8 (44:46):
So I just smudged it all the fucking covered up
with red jeez.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Improvisee in provide.
Speaker 8 (44:56):
Peoplehooded islands.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
And so I do something.
Speaker 8 (44:59):
I'm like, I, yes, it will show up. And then
I relaxed my eyelids and it's no, it's married.
Speaker 10 (45:11):
Huh Hi, Hi, don't singing the Ninja hurdles from the
second movie.
Speaker 8 (45:17):
I heard it, don't mind me.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
I heard it was not absolutely.
Speaker 8 (45:22):
It started off at least with that.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Did I heard?
Speaker 4 (45:26):
No?
Speaker 8 (45:27):
No, that was why do I start singing Nickelodeon's or
my hands cram.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
That fucking frog gassing doing ship now?
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Fuck?
Speaker 4 (45:51):
There was a video.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
This a little white girl that went up to a
DJ and asked for them to play Bad Bunny. While
he was currently playing Bad Bunny.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
What song was playing?
Speaker 3 (46:15):
I don't remember which one it was, but it was
off the new album like I knew, I know it's
one of the new ones, Like I would have be
like chill, but she's like, no, the good stuff, and
the DJ is just looking at her like, bitch, this
is the good stuff. When the people were in the
(46:39):
comments like this is who beat us out for the tickets,
and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Right, they don't need take that, stays old bitch. Yeah,
it's a tag shelter.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
All the all the fucking and uh, the tech bros
and shipped from Silicon Valley sold out or moved after
their their businesses got so big and they moved to
fucking Puerto Rico and they're gentrifying the ship out.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
Of it and around by Bunny in charge, right, a
revolution against those motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
But that's the mountain.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
To the seas they swim, bitch.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Because fucking tax shelter.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
It's not a state, it's a territory.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
And they can't do ship about it. They still pay taxes.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
I feel like you.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
Mhm, and and like we're all on rown anyway. Nobody's
going to save this here where.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
The US has been the world's bad guy for years,
people are just figuring it out some.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
How.
Speaker 12 (48:04):
Many governments didn't have a hand to dismantling because they
were doing ship that was gonna put the ship.
Speaker 11 (48:10):
That we were doing over.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Here in the question. Yeah, and the name of democracy.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
A lot of South American countries will tell you that
or they needed resources or whatever from there.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
Mm hmm mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
We could be eating fruit and raying around with animals
and just making art and chilling.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yeah, I mean we still couldn't in the woods. Yeah,
I mean, there ain't nothing saying.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
That you can't if you want to, If you want
to go lay out in the woods and live with
animals and eat fruits and ship, then here you're fucking
welcome to.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
I'm going to say, my friends, Mama, Mama would be like,
take me with you.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
She until she hears some creepy ship.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
She said on the phone the other day, she said
that there was a storm that woke her up, not Sunday,
a couple of days before that that woke her up,
but she said it was the loudest thing of thunder
she'd ever heard in her life, and it didn't sound
like thunder. She said, it happened, and she jumped right
(49:42):
up out of bed and yelled, it's.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Jesus, mind you. Pickles is there? Because Lucy is a.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Yoski Pickles is also up playing VR as the boys
do when left in their own devices, So he just
hears this loudest fuck thunderclap, and then his nana just
yelling Jesus. She goes out there and she's like, nothing,
(50:15):
it's okay, it's just thunder.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
He's just he was.
Speaker 4 (50:18):
Looking at her like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 10 (50:29):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (50:30):
God? She was ready. It's the trumpets.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Good woman, sits you, good band.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
Oh we need to make that a T shirt. Jesus,
I'll profit some proceeds.
Speaker 4 (50:48):
I go to your mom, Jesus.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Ship.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
I was like, I cannot wear you.
Speaker 4 (50:57):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Picture hear it.
Speaker 4 (51:02):
No, mom, might hear Jesus coming. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Over here.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
She completely missed it.
Speaker 4 (51:11):
Congratulations you made the cut.
Speaker 12 (51:14):
Wow, you're now one of my top employees.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
Riddle was talking about that the other day, saying that
it was he felt like it was a fucking revelation
and that the damn uh the gimmick was coming soon,
Like there's too much.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Shit going on.
Speaker 3 (51:35):
No, no, the earth is pissed the funk off.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
I'm like, good, can you get these fuckers away from us?
Speaker 4 (51:43):
Come get them?
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Either get them or get us I don't give a
ship which one. Just get us the part but not
at the same time either, or just get us to.
Speaker 4 (51:54):
Leave me with the Earth.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
Please leave me with the Earth, because the Earth is
so nice and pretty. I would love to fix her,
even though we can't fix her. It's too fucked.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Is there a place better than the Earth?
Speaker 3 (52:02):
Though?
Speaker 2 (52:04):
Where are they taking you? You know it could be
like Earth Earth fucking squared or some ships like Earth.
But twice is good, double your pleasure, double your fun.
Speaker 8 (52:17):
Paul, Hey, Paul, if I got to go through this bullshit,
can at least be in the timeline where dinosaurs running around?
Speaker 2 (52:25):
No, goddamn, it's not healthy. It's not live like the crude.
Do you think you've got anxiety now?
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (52:35):
No, I know it would be the terrible, But just
imagine you know how all.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
Those dumbass I don't want to imagine.
Speaker 11 (52:42):
Listen, you know how all those dumb asses get out
of their car and the parts with the bisons and like,
oh my god, and then they get too close and
they find out what if someone.
Speaker 4 (52:54):
You know they're going to do it?
Speaker 3 (52:57):
Oh my god, And you know what's going w gonna
be a white woman.
Speaker 8 (53:03):
Look, I'm gonna white woman my way through that world. Okay,
I'm gonna domesticate so many dinosaurs.
Speaker 2 (53:09):
Yes, not slap a.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
Bitch of source.
Speaker 4 (53:14):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
It's like, why do not slap a bit of that
bit just scary their territory, like nobody get on. Two
years later.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
That cartoon was really ahead of us time though, like
it had the dinosaurs doing all the chores and ship
for him.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
It was pretty modernizing. It was impressive. Fish and they
can all talk.
Speaker 4 (53:39):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 12 (53:42):
See donatopia like humans and dinosaurs lived.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
Really cargoes Sisterhood of the Traveling.
Speaker 13 (53:51):
Pukes spot number two, Well of the Traveling Pukes, chest.
Speaker 3 (54:08):
Them hire balls whooping your ass.
Speaker 2 (54:11):
Like just the litter box.
Speaker 8 (54:14):
No, they'll be too commnient.
Speaker 4 (54:18):
Really are you good?
Speaker 1 (54:22):
Now?
Speaker 3 (54:23):
God flash Bank, watch your balls, watch them. I can't
watch them.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
They're in.
Speaker 4 (54:36):
What in my dogs of the human body?
Speaker 8 (54:43):
To me, it was written, why don't you say so
much worse somehow, you saying the word of that texture
extrare like yeah, I know I'm trying to get this.
Speaker 3 (55:04):
Yeah, but I'm just glad it was out here and
not on the bed that I just watched everything on.
Speaker 8 (55:14):
Where's the other one?
Speaker 3 (55:15):
Because I'd be upset the hell out on them. Somewhere.
You gotta find it when the moon hit your.
Speaker 8 (55:20):
Right, I don't want to play hide and seek with
your pub anymore.
Speaker 4 (55:27):
Yeah some more.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
Terrible, terrible, just terrible. Really, Oh man, I'm so sorry.
Fucking training damn munch.
Speaker 3 (55:45):
That's that's great, not a meat.
Speaker 1 (55:49):
Problem, except this week I'm not able to do it.
So I'm gonna be sure and then I'm gonna jump
back into it Sunday.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
That's sorry. On the hand, mind, what.
Speaker 2 (56:12):
Why are you sorry about it? I'm just gonna get
better shape, stupid model. I gotta find that movie.
Speaker 1 (56:23):
Oh yeah, solid flick. That was a solid flick. It's
got some like really interesting takes on things, and and
it like opened people's eyes to the Catholic Church and
how much they fucking ruined, Like religion in general is weird,
(56:47):
and how much the like the Vatican like pulls the
strings on every thing weird.
Speaker 4 (56:56):
I love how we.
Speaker 3 (56:58):
Just have body parts about our saints randomly.
Speaker 4 (57:01):
What the fuck?
Speaker 12 (57:03):
Yeah, why why do we have that man's skull and
why does it look like we put we used a
label maker to write his name and smack it off
the forehead off his skull?
Speaker 2 (57:12):
What are we doing? Wait? What happened?
Speaker 8 (57:16):
There's one of the they have the skull of one
of the saints.
Speaker 4 (57:19):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 8 (57:21):
Oh as the Vatican, Vatican somewhere, one of the Catholic
Catholics being Catholic.
Speaker 4 (57:30):
And they have the skull.
Speaker 8 (57:32):
It's like in Europe somewhere, but one of the saints.
And it looks like it's like a thing. I think
it says his name, but it looks like they just
wrote his name on a label maker and smacked it
right onto the skull.
Speaker 2 (57:45):
Okay, pictures, it might be old.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
Back in the day, we didn't have all the fancy
shit that like cool stuff of Them't know why they
wouldn't put a black by it.
Speaker 8 (57:57):
Then it's like in a really it's like in a
gold case or something.
Speaker 2 (58:01):
Oh yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (58:03):
Then they just smacked her fucking was ahead.
Speaker 2 (58:13):
No ship, what do you look?
Speaker 11 (58:24):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (58:24):
It was announced today that the pope has like pneumonia
or some ship in.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
Both ones or something. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (58:31):
Sorry, And the Christians were laughing at it.
Speaker 7 (58:36):
I like.
Speaker 1 (58:41):
Because because they don't like the pope. They don't because
the Hope is like.
Speaker 3 (58:46):
An actual like carry you blew it right back out
into the fucking ground. I did a good.
Speaker 4 (58:56):
Make a bat.
Speaker 2 (59:00):
Oh wow, that was terrible, Oh terrible. What the fun?
You just gotta put.
Speaker 4 (59:10):
All that there? Put that go a little sweet.
Speaker 2 (59:13):
Yeah, I'll just do all that. We'll clean it all
up to.
Speaker 4 (59:20):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (59:21):
Throw the cleaning supplies at it.
Speaker 14 (59:24):
Clean clean myself, yourself, bending down, you do it, m.
Speaker 4 (59:41):
M cigarette holders. Yeah, any imp of the trash out here,
do that in a little bit. H oh.
Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
But it chesters. Don't come out here with your bullshit
once again. Okay, somebody knows how to do and don't
come out here. You still do l like sorry, mother,
don't come out here, bully. The motherfucker's either.
Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
M that thinkstuff. What time is it? It's like ten
o'clock ten.
Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Nineteen twenty three, nineteen twenty three, nineteen, Hey, look at
it's like an hour.
Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
M solid nailed it. No, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
I don't know that this is what we were going for,
But so we got anybody else got anything to add
to this week?
Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
Fucking Matthew Jesus reading.
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
This some nights when I can't sleep reading the screen theories.
Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Look, sometimes you use felling little rabbit holes on TikTok.
Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
M hm.
Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
Can you go exploring on your own and you're like,
wait a damn minute. Then you end up turning the
movie on and looking for ship and you're like, damn minute.
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Mm hmm, I swore.
Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
That you like those pictures of Panda and bad Bunny?
Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
I sent youdorable? Did you see my foot? What's her
name is Sabrina Carpenter on the SNL thing? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's funny as fuck. Good dude. He's a good dude.
Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Now, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Don't bite me?
Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Yeah, don't buy her.
Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
He's such a nasshole in his old age.
Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
He's going around biting people.
Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
This is like the epitome of like, all right, just
let it record for like another minute, right, Like every
time you feel like you should end it, just give
it like another thirty seconds because something else is gonna happen,
right every time?
Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
I why do you bite me more?
Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Since you've impaled yourself into.
Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Me, It's like Edward and fucking Mellis.
Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
Stop, don't stop. Don't look at hair. The skin of
a killer beer, No, he's not. He's too lazy.
Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
He is kind of lazy.
Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Jack has the skin of a killer.
Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Only when he wants to here. Are you good?
Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
No, he's not. He's a menace.
Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
He don't bother me.
Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
He's a menace to society. Don't part like that, U asshole.
Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Chess cuddles with me.
Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Chesters used to be my motherfucking cat.
Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Yeah, he's my cat now it's okay. He eats my hair,
he bullies me.
Speaker 12 (01:03:40):
He has a complex. I truly believe he thinks whenever
he used to be mom's cat, he thinks he's my
older sibling.
Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Oh really, m he bosses.
Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
Me around, ahole.
Speaker 12 (01:03:54):
It doesn't help that when he was a baby he
slept in my room and slept on my fucking head.
So now he thinks the bossomy complex.
Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Chess, Yeah, I can see it. I can see it.
Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Speaking of thunder earlier with Nanda and Jesus, that storm.
Speaker 8 (01:04:20):
That came through on Sunday, Yeah, one of the fucking
loudest things of thunder hit and Darby was on the
banister and it scared him off the banister.
Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
I'm not gonna go mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Nails against wood sound that they do when they're trying
to get away, but like they're running in flat Yeah,
it was that against the banister. And he just jumps
onto my legs.
Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
Oh no, you can't come over here. No, you cannot
come over here.
Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Your access to my lap has been denied.
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Remote overruled. I had to turn that into a gimmick.
Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
See what the judge god gonta download those thoughts?
Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Why not do that tomorrow?
Speaker 9 (01:05:15):
It's too late, Well do that tomorrow, Ah'll see other
things I wanted to get.
Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
What the the.
Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
Oh good thing? Yeah, my bad, bad bad.
Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
I'm sorry I could. I could have dis ordered them
with the things I forgot about him. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Maybe that's anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
Mm hmmm
Speaker 10 (01:05:49):
Mm hmmm
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The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.