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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I feel like maybe third times.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
The charm, maybe I hit record, did do this?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
It's happening.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Wow, it's happening. This is not a drill. God, oh man,
I haven't even really smoked yet. That's the worst part.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Why you fucked it up?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
That's probably that's probably it too much going on anyway, Hi, Hi,
how you doing?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
I'm good?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Oh gee, I'm talking a great day.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Why did you feel shocked that I responded when you
asked how you were doing? Was this like for the
for them? What did you not expect me to answer?
I don't know, like it sounded like your Your reaction
to me responding to how how I was doing was
like you meant it like hypothetically to the to the
people listening.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh no, okay, just talk weirds sometimes ADHD.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
That's not weird.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Hi, guys, this mark, that's re welcome, remarkable conversations ADHD
stuff and sh breaking ADHD.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Monster over here fucking terrorizing white Christians on Facebook today.
It's great.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
You're all over him.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
It's great. I don't have that. I'm having a blast,
but you enjoy I'm having a blast.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Let's let's talk about do you want to start with that.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I'm wasting this one guy's time right now.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
It's great, Yeah, yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Oh god, it's such a good time. Oh that's such
a good time. Where do you go? Where do you go? Sir?
Dumb motherfuckers? Oh so this white man is pro trumper
and all this other stuff, and he's like ICE reporting
phone numbers, blood of blah blah blah blah blah blah. Let

(01:55):
fuck that ship. I don't give a fuck. Uh right, yeah,
I responding for the number I'm calling and reporting every
white man I see that can't mind their own business
and are harassing other people for just existing. Waste ize
time by spent sending me their buddies, right, send me
their buddies. Here comes Jay. Can't call ICE on American

(02:16):
citizens hunt, get educated and seek help for your race
baiting racism. Not anybody will, No, not anybody we know,
I swear, not anybody we know.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Jay Parton comes on to one of your things trying
to know and he ain't learned his God Like I
love you, Javid.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
No, My response is, Babe, do they know they're American citizens?
When I make that phone call? No? Hold on what happened?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I got off the thing. We'll see bread that over again.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Just in case Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Like it'll hold on.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
All right.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
So you're you're baiting a dude on Facebook?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Well Ice, Yeah, okay, somebody posted ICE's phone number. I
ain't gonna give it out because fuck them hosts, right,
and then I'm like, thanks for the number. I'm calling
and reporting every white man I see that can't mind
their own business and or harassing other people for just existing,
waste Ice time by seeing their buddies my way. Right
right here comes good old Jay. Can't call Ice on

(03:30):
American citizens? Hun, get educated, seek help for your race
baiting racism. And boy, you feel smart as hell because
you use race baiting and racism in the same sentence.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Back to back.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Right, that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
And it's not a ja that we know, no, okay, okay,
just I had to confirm it because you know, some
some j's that would say some dumb shit.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Right, And I'm like, Babe, do they know they're American
citizens when I make that phone call? No they don't.
I'm gonna be wasting their time, right yeah right. Call
flooding is illegal, especially racist. Call flooding. Hunt, seek help
for your ignorant and race baiting racism. He feels so
fucking smart.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Did he call you racist?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah? They have to be able to prove that's what
I'm doing, because this motherfucker doesn't know how I operate, right,
And obviously he knows how white men operate, because I
said I was simply calling on white men that can't
mind their own goddamn business. And now all of a sudden,
I'm flood calling, Like, call flooding right, right right. He's like,

(04:38):
I said, you have to be able to prove what
I'm doing. He's like, they would prove your call flooding
by you actually call flooding them. Good lord, how ignorant
are you? Have fun in court? I was like, oh, buddy,
you just don't know my brand of petty. Gonna be
a whole lot of malicious compliance going on over here.
Do you really believe I'm dumb enough to just call
flood sir? I have a plethora of ways to waste them, motherfucking.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
One of which is again like, don't start nothing, won't
be nothing. I feel like this is easy, right, don't
start nothing, don't don't start your ship, and I won't
have a reason to call anybody. But if you want
to be a jackass bothering people, I'm gonna start bothering

(05:23):
you like it's fair anyway. Good.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
So, yeah, that's that he ain't had ship to say
about nothing yet.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
I don't understand, like they think we're stupid, And I
get it because when you're when you're ignorant to how
things work, you think everyone else is dumb, you know,
and like just because you don't know, you think no
one else knows. Uh? Are Cheato in charge says that

(05:56):
all the time? You know what I'm saying? Like, he's always, Oh,
I don't know who knows this? No, well, everyone but
you probably knows. Whatever you're about to say. Groceries They
call them groceries? Are you fucking kidding me? You just
found that out? The fuck did you call it?

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Anyway?

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Now, I'm catching up on the comments on my other
posts that I'm having fun on.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Which one the one that I commented on? I commented
on one of them?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Uh No, this one's about the thank you Jesus kid
that got arrested.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, talk about that for so uh.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
In case you didn't know the thank you Jesus kid
got arrested. If you see the thank you Jesus signs
all over the motherfucking place, especially in the South. If
you're in the South, you know you've seen those yellow
ass fucking signs in people's yards, all over their homes,
and shit, you can't go on a peaceful ass ride
there's somebody's thank you Jesus. I swear to God, stay
in your damn prayer closet. Shut the fuck up anyway,
right that kid who designed it, he just got arrested

(06:59):
for fucking one miners.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
On top of that, y'all would deport Jesus for real,
right now, y'all would y'all would deport Jesus. You'd call
them a.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Liberal, you'd call them every name in the book.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
But Jesus and I love all the.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Like the Christians, well, you're not a Christian. You're a heathen.
I am a heathen. Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
This is well known.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
You just hate Jesus. No, I don't. Me and me
and Jesus are cool.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, man, we're good. We're all.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
I'll brave the fucking leather whips for him. I'll help
them flip the tables, me and him. It's all love
between me and Jesus. Some of those motherfuckers that claim
to follow him. I can't start.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
That's what's killing me is every time somebody who claims
to be Christian, right, we'll just say, claims to be
Christian does something like this, then everyone says they're not
a real Christian.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Well then how the fuck do we know?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
How do we know? Because you all claim to be
Christian and we see this out of all of these
and these are.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
All happening in your churches.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, it's a trend in the Christian community.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
And then you don't even hold them accountable. What did
they do once they get out of jail, Because let's
be honest, they all get out of jail because they're
rich white Christian men or don't at all exactly. So
what do you do You transfer them to a different
church that probably has some form of essay insurance.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
So that's the craziest thing. Why why would you need
such an insurance if it was never gonna happen?

Speaker 3 (08:35):
And people are like, that's not a thing. You can
literally google right now, church essay insurance and Christian insurance
companies will pop the fuck up. Not just all State, this, that,
and the other. No Christian ran operated in owned insurance
companies will pop up and they'll cover all the regular
shit that you're supposed to cover in that shit, but

(08:57):
essay insurance is absolutely included. Yeah, there's a whole pamphlet
on it, y'all, all the pretty pictures of the kids.
Protect the kids while we're offering you this essay insurance.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, protect the kids.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Make it fucking make sense that anyway, back to thank
you Jesus Kid, the News has reposted his stuff right
about him being arrested, but now they've added that he's
to thank you Jesus.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Kid, as they should, right, yeah, right.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
My comment is it's always the white man hiding behind Jesus.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Right.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Uh. The next one is quite sure that won't be
his slogan in jail, more like, Jesus, please make this stop.
Every accusation is admission, am I?

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Right?

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Look, not a drag queen. Not surprised anyone's shocked. It
always seems to be the right wing Christian circles. Uh,
this is what an average peedo looks like. It's not
a transgender or drag queen reading books. Funny, he doesn't
look like a drag queen. You all are so afraid

(10:16):
of drag queens. Maybe you need to start looking into
your own churches. Not a drag queen performer or a
trans person, just typical white male Jesus follower. And what's
funny is these are the comments y'all. I have not
found anyone defending like nothing right now.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Well, what's funny to me is like todd.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
And albeit nobody knew at the time allegedly that he
was doing these types of things, but y'all made this
du rich. You know what I'm saying. His time ain't
gonna be like our time. If something happens, he ain't
going to the same jail we go to.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
If he even goes there, he'll get how.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Rest yeah or something, and then.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Still be allowed to be what a fucking youth pastor
because guess what he was also that.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
No, you can't.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, they do it all the time.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
He'd be registered.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
They do not care. Maybe there's somebody on the registry
two streets over.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh I know, I'm on there's a watchless thing that
shows everybody in the area.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
I'm watching every motherfucking thing, Like, uh uh. They do
not care. They just fucking transfer them. They're all on
the registry, they still somehow end up in a fucking
another church in another state. M h.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
It's terrible, Like, how are we supposed to know the
difference if you're claiming that all Christians are good and
this is from like this isn't from a place they
hate it. I don't hate Christian people. I don't care,
Like whatever, If you want to believe in whatever that
makes you, if that's what makes you be a good person,

(12:02):
I guess if that's what you need, fine, but be
a good fucking person like whatever. Man, I'm not upset
that I don't need that to have a moral compass.
You know what I'm saying. I've read the Bible plenty.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
As a kid.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
You're not gone to heaven, bitch. I don't want to go.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
If that's where all the people are that are committing
all these atrocities against all these other people in the
world's history, I don't know that I need to be there.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
I don't want to go.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
You know, the crusades are a real thing, and now
it's just in a different way.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
That is not the afterlife plan that I am signed
up for. Thank you out.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
I don't know that I have one of those. I'm
not sure, like what I would want out of a
heaven or something like that. I guess, you know what
I mean, Like, what what could possibly be in that.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
After REALM going to Valhalla and I'm going to rest
and be a heathen and not worry about ship for
a while. And then they'll be like, eventually you gotta
go back, and then I'll turn into twenty two from
fucking soul real quick. No the fuck I'm not no
play hide and seek with those motherfuckers up there and
me alone.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
I just like I wonder what it would be, you
know what I'm saying, Like, legitimately, what is it? What
is the possible afterlife?

Speaker 5 (13:31):
You know?

Speaker 2 (13:33):
I feel like, like what if it's all made up.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
And there's nothing you just you're just in the ground
or wherever.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
I'm not you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Well, no, I ain't leaving my ass here, no.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Uh, you know what I'm You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Now, A lot of these parables are just you know,
it's ways to keep people positive and moving in the
right direction. It's it's a way of controlling population and
controlling thought.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
For the most part.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, but then you got the motherfuckers like me, and
then how the fuck do you explain me?

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Oh, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. It's a
great question, you know, But I mean that means the
souls are still here, though there's not another place that.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
They want to No, they're only a different plane, sure,
a different frequency, a different radio station.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Well kind of what kind of frequency is that?

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Like? Ghosts like the TV show where you're just hanging
around in the fucking house like yeah, yeah, I don't know.
That doesn't seem enjoyable.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Look, if they said your options are be a ghost
or go back and be a human, sign me up
to be a ghost and to haunt motherfuckers all day
because y'all waking up to it's Britney bitch at three
am every day?

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Can I play Fortnite?

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah? Sh don't just start playing for it? Yeah, you
don't have to be a malicious ghast. I don't understand
why people always believe ghosts are fucking malicious. Some of
them are just hanging out.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
No, I don't want to just people watch the rest
of my my afterlife, I guess.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
And what if they're dumb asses, Well, well.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Then I'm gonna make their life. Hell, oh, we're poultry
guys in this bitch dumb asses round one. Oh, don't
set me loose as a ghost. No, no, y'all.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Just imagine Batman as a ghost and with you know,
not needing money because she could just show the funk
up the punisher. I guess it would be. Who would
be that? As I'm not as well versed in superhero
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Oh Man at core estro, I don't.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Think he's gonna do it. Why we want, I don't know.
He's not into that kind of shit. I'm sure it's
gonna be a great time to I gotta talk to him, Joe,
come on, man, Uh, I just think it'd be great.
Let's let's see your evidence, because I know he would

(16:18):
have a hell of a case for Batman and I
need that because I'm not on the side of that.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
I watched Batman from the Villains.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah, like, I'm not into it for that, although he
does agree, like there's sometimes that he should have just
put a bullet in a mother yeah mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
But never in the history of history has positive change
came about solely by peaceful fucking means. You gotta get messy,
m Batman. I swear to God you rich, fucking white motherfucker.
There's not one, somebody says, and then fucking Batman talking

(17:02):
about talking about take care of Trump and elon send it,
somebody send in Batman. That's the old man, because that
door was fucking locked. That's the old man, because that
door was motherfucking locked. It's springtime. Look let him do
his ship. Leave him a long time. Speaking of coast shast.

(17:26):
Our garage door just flew open. I'm telling you is him,
because that's what all he does.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
And like there's nothing in there to take, so I'm
not worried about it, you know what I mean. There's
there's an old lawnmower that we don't use, and the
old stove that we don't use.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Jump whatever, old.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Man, it's springtime. He's got shipp to do. Look have
about it, old duke. Get it started.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
It's a big wooden, heavy door, y'all.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
It started.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
This is not and sure the wind could grab it,
maybe one, but that door was locked.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
That door was locked because last time I was out there,
like when the wind was for a windy that one
day when my all my like my planter got blown
over there and Chris's chair got blown I went over
there and locked it so I wouldn't be swinging open
the door was locked.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Some odd shit happens around here, guys.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
That's our old man. I love him. He scares the
shit out of me, though not purposely. He just appears
and I'm like, God, you ever just see you know,
the little old man plaid like T shirt, button up
shirts that they were all the time. You just see
one of those out of the corner of your eyes,
like fuck, and think somebody's here, but it's not, But
it is, but it's not, yes him. Sometimes it's orange,

(18:45):
sometimes it's blue, depends on how it's feeling. Just be
chilling with the ghost, y'all. It's fun. M h, it's
a good time.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Well, no, it ain't. Don't lie. They annoy the shit
out of you sometimes, especially the one that turns off
your damn music. There's one I swear somebody pauses her music.
I've heard it, y'all, Like I'm just sitting there and
it's we're just got Spotify on like normal, and it
just pauses her music or it'll skip songs and it's

(19:25):
on Wi Fi, so it's not like that's an issue.
And sometimes there's like there are songs that we have
that there'll be like a licensing thing, so like it'll
come up like it's trying to play it on shuffle,
but then it'll skip to something else. Yeah, that's not it,
like it plays the first like fifteen seconds of the
song or twenty second.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
No, it will be a whole minute in that motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah, and then just skips to another one.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
It'll be like, no, I'm not feeling this shit. And
then sometimes I thought, Okay, well, maybe the app's just updating,
because it'll just stop. The music will just stop. Sometimes
I'm like, maybe the app's updating. But when the app updates,
it shuts stop completely down, and you have to reopen
it once the update's done. Now the app still open.
Shit stopped midsong, I'm like you, motherfucker. Mark was damn

(20:11):
near dead asleep. I'm almost asleep. Cuddling music's playing, comfious
hell music stops in here. I go that motherfucker, that
motherfucker March is over her dying.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Loud fucking up our cuddles. Oh man.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
But other than that motherfucker and the old lady when
she's mad, because I don't know who Kathy is. But
Kathy's gonna get it.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
There's some old lady that she just yells in the house.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Not always. Sometimes she just talks really loudly.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
I had someone named Kathy. Yeah, never a doll moment
in this house. Shall never a dull moment.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
M m. There's a lady who hums at the bottom
of Noilia stairs. He's chilling out, humming. There's shadow figures.
We're just te posing at him and going on about
our day, like, shit, I don't got time to deal
with you right now.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
The old man walks by the front door. He like
walks up the driveway m hm, towards the garage. Yeah,
he walks past the side door towards the garage. And like,
I've seen the shadow of myself a few times, and
I'm not into that shit, but I've seen it myself, y'all.
I've heard the I've heard people in the house before.
Because I've responded to it. I thought it was re

(21:39):
and it was like I heard the thing and I
was like, what because I can't hear shit.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Yeah, I'm in the kitchen. She just yells out.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Hey, yeah yeah, and I just responded, which I can't
hear shit, Like I just said it and like, wait
a minute, I can't hear y'all, Like anybody that knows
me and talks to me enough. I asked people to
repeat themselves all the time because I like, I can't
hear well.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
And I heard it m.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
And you're like what, I'm like, that was not me right?

Speaker 2 (22:12):
This is crazy shit.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
They're not malicious. Here's here for a good time. What
we're looking at?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Plugging headphones to listen in while microphone is on, or
switch the microphone off. I don't trust that.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
You got any toy. You're gonna have to like play
with it on like something that we don't intend to use.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
I think I got it.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
I got it good now because like if we don't talk.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
No, but like to test that out, to test that yeah,
whatever the fuck they're talking about?

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, probably jack.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
There's water in the bowl? Why are you flinging it everywhere?
Were doing? I'm trying to he goes pushing buttons.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
No, I'm trying to lower the background.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Oh all right, now it's just jacking his loud ass drinking.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yeah, but like.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Jackie drinking, Jackie drinking.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Though, if we don't talk, like it's not really registering volume.
So if I get it at the right.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Uh, it's like cats more, it's just Jack over there drinking.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
But like, if I can get that at the right levels,
then it's not catching the background. And only when we talk,
you know what I mean, it's the only time it's
gonna go. What what's true? Michelle known for Gossip Girl
and Public tied at thirty nine. Oh wow, what happened?

Speaker 3 (24:02):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Girl? Oh man, damn h A lot of people done,
a lot of shites hoping, I don't know. Shout out

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Yeah, I definitely do, definitely benefits.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
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Speaker 3 (25:30):
And what else is going on? What days? I feel
like our weekend was ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
It is now Wednesday somehow because it was just fucking Sunday.
I don't know really what's happening this week. I was
hazy through Monday. I like, I don't I remember work
in like an hour afterwards on Monday, and then Tuesday
was like I need to catch up on things. So

(26:01):
I was like, my whole day was a blur. Next thing,
you know, it's nine o'clock and I'm like, fuck, what
did I do? You went on a drive and I
expected to take a nap or something, but I started
working on stuff for First Baked and like started going
through the newest box of goodies that that I've been

(26:23):
gifted by, which is top quality stuff we haven't even
gotten into, like the craft stuff. This dude individually packaged
these like buds, right, and then label maker labeled all

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of them so we would know that. Man, he's on point.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Love it.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
He's so easy to work, but he thinks he like
gets on me because he like gives.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Me a direction, but no, you need direction sometimes.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, I'm like, dude, I take great corect Hey, man,
do this cool? I got you done? Like I'd rather
you just tell me instead of being around the bush
hoping for me to do shit. Because I'm always so
involved in so many other fucking things. Yeah, that it
just gets put in the back burner until I'm like,
oh shit, I have to do that now.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Mm hmm. That's me. Oh my god, that was me.
That was me. I was stalling putting this order in,
and then I finally was like, shit, let me go
ahead and get this order in because I know I'm
on a fucking timeline, right, So I put the order in.
Do my shit. What happens later that afternoon, I get
a message from that person who ordered that order. Hey,

(27:41):
I'm so sorry. Is it too late? I accidentally clicked
the cat mom when I needed the dog mom m hm,
and I was like, of course not. So I go
look and the thing had like it wasn't done, So
I just cancel it, switched it out and did whatever.

(28:04):
But that's out today and done. But I'm like, lord,
as soon as I put that, as soon as I
hit er on submit. Motherfucker. Shit here, y'all come with
Can I make it?

Speaker 2 (28:16):
You can say no, especially if it's like, how long
was it a few days?

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah, it was a couple of days.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
So like, I'm sorry it's already now.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
But it wasn't chipped yet, so I'm like, yeah, I
can do it, okay, Yeah, it's fun, like it wasn't
gonna cost me anything time two minutes of laughing, because
by the fuck am I sitting here doing this? After
I get submit?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Man, all that, I always feel like all that time
you have to go back and redo things because somebody
else messes up. Like it's good customer service, but I
don't know, it's really annoying the ship sometimes, especially if
it's been days later. I've already ordered it. What if
you couldn't go back, And I mean, if you couldn't,

(29:03):
you would just tell her.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Oh yeah, if I couldn't, I just be like no,
like I can't and give her like a quick little
discount code for whatever to order the stick, like free
shipping on the order the next one.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
I don't know. People's expectations are always through the roof
on things.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Well, they can kiss my ass because I got five
star writing. Your bitches, your bitches, all my writings of
five star, every single one of them can kiss my ass.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Because the whold day just tell us how you really feel.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
I mean, that's why they listen ship show up exact
like they don't listen to listen to me talk shit.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Oh, you're definitely the star of the show. Your rants,
your rants make it. I'm too serious, I'm too much levity.
I know you're.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Stressed me out sometimes, like, don't mean, but I don't care.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
I don't. I understand that a lot of people don't
care about ship. They stilln't even know why things happen.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
I don't care about that. When I'm ranting, I'm just
ranting to get all that motherfucking ship out of my body.
So I don't revert back to the old Rea. That's
just knocking the ship out of motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Oh, don't act like that won't happen anyway.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
I have gotten a lot better, have you? Yes? You
know how many times I want to knock the fuck
out of some motherfuckers lately? Yeah, and I'm very notice
I'm nice damn from turning into what's her name? From
still smiled wily it sme dealing with Julian. I smiled

(30:50):
at the son of a bitch. I'm gonna start sending
him a cash ap request every time he comments on
my ship, one hundred dollars for every time I have
to reply to you and be mean to you because
a pair of you motherfucking liked it. Why are you here, sir?
You know I'm gonna be mean to you.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Why are you here? Well, in his defense, he wasn't
in your comments. He was in mind.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Well, sometimes very happen.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
And it was on subjects in this situation.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
So what Amber Alert?

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Well, what happened now?

Speaker 3 (31:31):
A fifteen year old taken out of Harnett County.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
The motherfuckers can say I hate man all.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
They won't.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
They would be right, But I have my reasons. So
you got it too. You didn't mess up the thing.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
I don't know. We'll find out when when I stopped
recording and it.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Shows me how many minutes it is.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Well, no, the time's going to be the same. It's
just there's gonna be parts with dead air and I'll
have to go back and figure out. My issue with
this is like there's not a way to like download
it and then edit it, and then re upload it
into the thing that I found, so like it just
does it from here and then there's an edit option
on here, but it's a bitch.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
I'll have to fuck with it and figure it out.
But then, like the other thing is, I've always wanted
this podcast to be more of a like Like I
said this to Daniel the other day. It's it's kind
of one of those We're out at dinner and you
happen to get sat at the table next to us,

(32:52):
and your nosey as fuck, so you're listening to all
the shit we talk about. Like it may not be
a complete thought that you hear. Sometimes it may be
an abrupt ending to the conversation. Sometimes we just gotta go,
or something else fucking happens.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
All the context. Yeah it'll be okay.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
You'll figure it out.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
But like it was just always people kind of eavesdropping
on us shooting the ship because we do. We have
really good conversation all the fucking time, Like really all
the time.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
You want Delilah, come get her, it's cool, come steal her.
Catnap it's a catnapping. Oh damn. She went for ach
frock cap she has long as fuck for as tiny
as she is. I do not understand permac kitten, thank you.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Leave it up in a little bit more. We want
to make sure the kidies can get through Perma kitten.
Thank you. Yeah, I see like if we're not talking,
the color goes away.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Almost speaking of animals, at some point, we need to
make a trip to a hardware store and get a
new screen for that window. Oh yeah, because it's the
bats be coming out and I'll be damn. Do one
of those little fuckers fly in, It's gonna be all help.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yeah, we need to get new screens and stuff because.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
I saw the bats yesterday, or two lonely bats. Hell,
there might be more, but we only see two chunky
little bastards just flying over. I love them.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
We need to get a bat thing for the garage, yeah,
or for like the side of the house or something.
You put it on the on the fence.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Yeah, on the back of the garage, back of the garage,
in the back of the garage that was converted. What
does she having their chickens and goats? Something?

Speaker 2 (35:03):
She had chickens chickens in there at one point, because
there's a there's a part on the backside that they
could roost and go outside and all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Mm hmmmm. So you want to clean out that garage?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
I mean yeah, like if we want to, we need
to spend a day outside and knock all the ship out.
I want to do it like today and all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
So if we clear out that garage and we were
to make that door just ever so bigger, just slightly.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Bigger, what are you trying to do?

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Are you trying to get a goat? No? That is
a lie. She lied right into my face, right directly
to me.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
I did not you said a goat. I'm not.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
You're trying to get multiple yes in luck.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
You can. I was telling to go I pitched a yeah.
Uh huh no.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Get It's a very staring into the abuse, jealous of what,
staring into the abyss.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Because Chris took Delilah.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Oh you mad? Mm hmm, poor girl, poor cheap burgger.
We don't teach nothing, Okay, be coffy, then North fuck
out of me?

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Then? Uh?

Speaker 1 (36:35):
What else is going on in the world?

Speaker 2 (36:38):
So tired?

Speaker 3 (36:39):
It feels like it's been ten years. We're still in February, right,
still in February.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
It's like it feels like forever, but it's also flying
by because there's I feel like I never have time
for anything. No, no, I'm I'm I'm busy while also
feeling like I'm not doing anything at the same time,
which is really fucking weird because I know I'm doing
a ton of ship all the time, but I also

(37:10):
feel like I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
The last week for you, Spen insane. The weekend was
crazy for all of us, but the last week has
been like insane for you, between podcasts, training, work, this thing,
that thing.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah, it's been a lot. I'm trying to I'm like
trying to even out the schedule. But a lot of
it's fruitful though, you know what I mean, Like it's
I don't know. The training thing.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Is really cool.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
I don't give it. Then go to training. You want
me drop you off? Anytime you want to go training,
you want to drop it, I'll drop you off.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
We got it. We got a system now training.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
You know you go to training right now? So training today?
Let me let me text Cozy because you got training yesterday?
Can there be training today, Cozy?

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Every day, I got stuff to do, though I have
I can't be at Firestar all I would like to
be there more. That's cool, But I like the more
I'm there, the less I'm doing things I need to
do here. And I got like I got a podcast tonight,
okay at nine, Okay, but I'm going on a little

(38:18):
early to talk to Daniel about a couple of things
and then uh if we can and uh this, I don't.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
I don't really have anything this weekend.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
I've had a bunch of time off to you, so
that's been nice.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
I've just been raging at fortnite.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah mhm. But I feel like we got a good
happy medium right now. I'm just tired, m because it's
a lot mm hmm. But that's me. I've always been
that person. I can't stay still for some reason, and
you hate that sometimes I do.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
I really do, like we at all.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
I'm sorry, but I feel like I'm doing a good
job of like not interrupting like family stuff. Yeah you
know what I mean, and like I'm making it a
point to balance things.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Like we're going out more, we're doing y'all off.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Yeah, it was. I was terrible about it.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
I was mad at everybody all y'all was catching a strayes.
If you were texting Mark, y'all were catching astray. Trust
I was talking shit. Everybody shit pissed me off so much.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Yeah, so like I'm trying to do better in that
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
It's like I told Daniel, I'm not very demure. No,
it's like that.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Fucking it's a great sound.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Sorry, it is the teenager. We never do anything nice
and easy, but y'all never do anything nice and easy. No,
And people like, real, why are you like the autmo?
I got it from a grandy own.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Have you had reasons? It's there's nothing wrong with expecting
better out of people. But then there's also like I
don't expect anyone to be me in situations. Mm hm,
Like I can't. I can't hold people to the expectations

(40:31):
that I hold myself because obviously, like I don't feel
like anybody is gonna that's the sounds of our people,
the sounds of our people. I wonder how like that's
gonna sound when I have to listen back to it.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
And now, why in the hell did it sound like
the construction crew reved up when the sirens started, Like
they're in competition for fucking sound rights and some shit here, Yeah,
less fight for sound it's all.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
The time through here. Anyway, I forgot what I was saying.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Let me tell was distracted. I'm sorry the ADHD. What
we're talking about. What we're talking about holding the circle
back around? Find it?

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Find oh me being busy?

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah, oh no, we're talking about expecting you out of people.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Oh yeah, yeah, thank you. You know what I'm saying, though,
Like there's I don't know, I have high expectations. I
help myself to a stupid high standard that I never meet,
you know what I'm saying, And like it's not I'm
not trying to be I don't know, sound whatever, arrogant

(41:47):
or something like that, but I do like I hold
myself more ley to a pretty high standard.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
So I feel mm hm, I just leave people to
fuck alone, my my damn business.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
No, you don't.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Don't fuck with kids, and you won't have a problem.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
With me if you don't leave nobody alone.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
I'm like the goddamn boogeyman, just because.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Look y'all, if you want to know where he is
throughout the day, check uh Bobby Bones comments section, any
Fox News comments section. Locally, you call it, there's a
place where somebody's being a dumb ship she's probably there calling.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Them out, You dumb motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Local mom's groups.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Leave him. It's my number one advice in the mom's group.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Right, what's up? Oh? Okay?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Oh yeah, you're gonna do a match, next match.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
You don't know yet, Okay, one big match? Who else there?
Shanna tell Jesus just gotta go get 'em and come back. See.
And I wonder how like if if monkey comes in,

(43:23):
how well people can hear her in the background. H Claudia,
uh huh.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Ju So.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
Uh huh, Toy Rose, Andre the Giant and er.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Es s.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Claudia, Jay and so Roman Roman, Xavier Woods Andre, who
do not forget?

Speaker 5 (43:52):
Who?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Cody?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
That's it?

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Who do you say it's winning?

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Attack match? Singles?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
What?

Speaker 5 (44:02):
H It's just gonna be.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Singles? One fall or elimination elimination?

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Mmm, I'm going Cody, and.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
You're really locked into that Netflix, Sarah No.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
I just really like Cody J Man.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Andre is gonna be really hard to beat, and they look.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Right, it could be done.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
It can be done. There's enough people there I could.
I can imagine like a big waterfall spot on Andre
where everybody's hitting them with a bunch of double team
spots and man, I can picture I can picture the
old like Cerberus triple power bomb with somebody, a couple

(45:00):
of people pick him up or like off the off
the turn buckle. You know what I'm saying. Like it's
gonna take a lot, It's gonna take a lot. Yeah,
you gotta go for the lower body. Take out his

(45:20):
take out his legs, so.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Bite their ankles.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
It'd be cool to see Roman try and spear him
and Andre knows hell it like just knocks him back.
But Roman falls. Andre is just like a little minute, right,
that'd be cool. Why don't people trip ron Breaker?

Speaker 3 (45:50):
I don't know. Why?

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Why are you standing there watching him run back and
forth like it's cool? He's he's fast as fuck. It's
pretty impressive how quickly he gets around the ring. He's
gonna break those ring ropes, like like, uh, what happened
if fire Star the other day? Maybe?

Speaker 1 (46:06):
But why are y'all trip that motherfucker? Trip him?

Speaker 3 (46:11):
I can't stand And when you sit there and watch
them and wait for them to do something.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Trip him, put your leg out just you might hurt
your leg, but he's gonna stop.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
What I think, Oh.

Speaker 5 (46:27):
Yeah, didn't get hurt.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Oh No, that was funny that. Look. Look, Speed didn't
get hurt from that. Speed got hurt from where Otis
caught him and then threw him over the announced table.
Rights hurt from? Oh, I'm sure he got hurt from
the Speirits hurting for a while.

Speaker 7 (46:54):
And Broun broke that boy in alf Why for what?

Speaker 3 (47:00):
He's like?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Man for what? Like? Like, I know he knew what
was happening, Like I know, I understand, like I get,
I know the business enough to know what happened there.
But I don't think he knew what was gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
No, what I'm saying, there was no need for it
to be like that.

Speaker 8 (47:23):
Yeah, he almost got slapped by hair yeap, cause that's
all a clip.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Of the street.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
You see. John Cena scared him, right, that's his own fault.
Though he was trying to act like he couldn't see him.
He kept walking around past John calling for him and
acting like he wasn't there.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
So John just barked at him one time.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Mm. It was funny, it was good stuff. Hey, it
was good for him, makes him more famous. I guess
that's what he's going for. Yeah, I don't know much
about him. Uh, Like I haven't looked into his background,
but every time I see him like doing anything, it's
always pretty wholesome.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Mmm.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
You know what I'm saying, Like I haven't.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
I don't. Again, I don't know any I don't. I
haven't listened to any of his stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
What No, he's mean what does he do?

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (48:20):
Basically, there's some times where he said some.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Not good stuff, like like what or give me this up?
Just give me the subject. I know you won't tell me,
but what's the subject about?

Speaker 5 (48:32):
He said some do a girl? Oh that's not good.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
He says me and things to women sometimes not all
the time.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
And break that boy and have to put him in
the ring again, ship him, fuck him, fuck him, put
him in the ring again.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
A baby cry.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
I mean it wasn't really his fault.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
I'm just kidding about the baby park he.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
Tried but the baby didn't like it, sort.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Of crying, oh, well that's not its fault.

Speaker 5 (49:03):
And then figuring the dad got mad at speed.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
Yeah, and also a couple of people, Okay, well we're
on the fence about him.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Guy is it?

Speaker 5 (49:22):
Yeah? It's so pretty nice, but like when he's mad,
that's that's changed.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Cool send him my way when he's mad.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Yeah, Malmill, fix up.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
I will, I will thirty years of fury unleash. You
need a rage room, o man.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
If I get the money and means to figure it out,
I'm telling you, you break it, you buy it.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
He is at Argentina's a lot and then he gets mad.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Oh oh yeah he's a soccer player.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Yeah, well that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
He plays soccer.

Speaker 8 (50:07):
Yeah, he's good, he is, but he hates messy and
hate people.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
You love messy? Why because he loves Ronaldo soccer player.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Yeah no, I'm I'm aware of that. Yeah, that doesn't
make him bad. That doesn't make him a bad person.
If he's like it depends on how he's talking about
people to people. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Sometimes, well nobody is, but it's okay.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Everybody has their moments.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
Because he tried to.

Speaker 8 (50:45):
Shoot right, and he tried to say, well, basically, this
was on the planet smash you get destroyed planets.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
He was on Earth and he's looking at uh, he
thought it was Argentina and explode.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
He blew up Portugal.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
Yeah that's what you people in the comments are like,
that's Portugal.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Imi, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
You know, this guy's got a he's got a security
guy like off the field ready in case somebody runs
on the.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Field to like message.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
I doubt it. I don't doubt.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
I've seen fans like literally jump the wall and run.
Why are y'all like that just to get a picture
with him or something like that. And there's he's got
a security guy. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
I don't know if it's his personal one.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Maybe, but this dude's a tank and he can freaking
here's a train to come in your way, right, And
like sometimes as they get the messy and messys like
it's cool, it's cool, you know what I mean. But
other times, if you can get old of you, it.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Makes no sense. Why can't you just like to wait
for the game so.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Or after the game, because there's not always opportunities to
meet them.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
People sometimes have a lack of uh will power in
not following impulse thoughts.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
And they don't understand boundaries.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Yes, so like that's that's a learned thing sometimes and
sometimes that's that's something you can't learn.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
It just depends on how your your mind works.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
I guess see. I'm just.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Yes, people jump the rail and go after wrestlers all
the time. We handle it really differently though sometimes lately
all right, so I'll tell you, Uh, Seth Rollins handles
it very differently than say, Triple HD.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Seth Roland's is my favorite trackmen.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Seth Seth gets out of the way and let's yeah,
the security handle it. Typically Trips. Trips went in on that.
Dude went after us, went in old school guys, I
went in.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
I'm not mad at either. I'm not mad at either.
If you want to be a Seth and stand there, cool,
got mad props to you. You want to lay into
their ass because they come after you and thought that okay, cool,
you want to be in the ring. We'ren't sure what
it's like to be in the ring. I'd like, that's
the risk.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
You took, yeah, because yeah, I mean you got to
protect yourself, you know what I mean. You can't just
let people hit you. That ain't That don't work, not

(54:09):
wi motherfucker would.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
But like, uh, I don't know why? Why Why is
it always me?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Why? Like remember back in the day, it's not as
bad anymore because I'm not I don't know. I do
heal work, but people aren't the same as they used
to be or I don't work as many like like
country style places anymore. But man, it was always me
like somebody in the crowd will want to try and
come over the rail at me and come on over,

(54:41):
come on over, come.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
Backstage.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Are Yeah, you don't want you don't want to That's
what Andre.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
In that situation, Andre was telling to leave in a
flight boy, but he was not, so Andre started chasing him.
I was probably scary.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
I don't know why you would not listen to Andre
the Giant. I'm not sure what would go on in
your life to make you say no to that man
in that respect. You know what I'm saying, Where he's saying,
you're you're not supposed to be here, you need to leave,
Like I would listen.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
I mean depends if I'm actually somewhere where I'm not
supposed to be, then I listen. But if he's just
a dick and tells me that ship I'm public, and
then I don't give if I'm gonna tell him.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
That's a whole different situation. What I'm saying. This dude
like broke in the backstage at WWE. Oh yeah, He's like, no,
you're not supposed to be here, Get the fuck out
and I'm I wouldn't be a dick to Andre for that.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
You get him on his wrong side, he's gonna chop
you what he's saying.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Chop now that I don't give him carte blanche to
be an asshole or something. I'm calling him on his bullshit.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
That's like, I don't know why you're making Maybe.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
You don't know for kids one at least that one
is cheap.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
It ain't no more. Thane went up four dollars since you.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Bought it, right, it was five bucks when I got it.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Now it's like ten.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Mm.

Speaker 8 (56:28):
Just like a Fortnite yep, take six, like six hundred
or like one healing thing. I tried to get one gun.
It was like a common and it was like six
hundred gold to get it. What when the capitalism.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Fortnight always since the first day?

Speaker 5 (56:50):
No, but like now there's quarter parties where you have
to pay gold in order to use. So now you know, yeah,
there actually is in places I don't know where.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
But there's the regular porter potties, and then there's the
porter potties that take you to the black markets.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
Yeah, but then also there's gold gold and blackties.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
That's the one that take you to the black market. Yeah,
then you can just hop in those.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Yeah, those are free. They got a little skull on
the outside.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
Yeah, there's some of those where you have to pay gold.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
You don't. I done hopped in whold of the Yeah,
I haven't seen any of those.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
Feel like there's just those around the map where they
don't take you to the black market. They take you
to a whole other place.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Trust me, you use where have you seen these? Have
you used them?

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Then?

Speaker 5 (57:40):
What they're in your banks? You don't like? Reason why
go to banks? It's cause keys to banks?

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
I have to say I don't.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
Okay, I don't even like going to the banks. I
hate going to them. Just go towards them.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
And I'm like, okay, those so real, that's so real.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
I love it the banks.

Speaker 5 (58:04):
But I have to say, kid, I.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Understand, And now we have to go to this.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
One spot where people normally go because he likes a
big deal.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Oh yeah, he loves big deal city banker or something
like that.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
He likes going there now, ye deal and also wants
to that bank. Kid.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Mom was telling me about that when she was playing
trios with you guys, and y'all like every bank he
went past writing.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
Freaking I tell.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Him every time number one mole, do not go to
the first p o y that you see.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
That is the most dangerous po y.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Right, everybody's there, especially banks man, this whole this this
season sweaty as fucking.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Snipers.

Speaker 5 (58:54):
Like for me, it's just been taggers and bugs.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Yet it's crazy. Yeah, there's a bunch of glitches this season.
It's it's pretty nice. Have you seen the hot tub
It's where like only three people, right, you've just seen
the videos of it. That's hilarious. They're forever doing some
crazy shit.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
It's just sad. I just want to know what happens
if the alarm goes on, but one of us.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Leaves right when the goes on, it still does Yeah,
they'll still do it. Yeah, he's gotta try and hop
out before it shoots you into the air. Yeah, so
so m if you're still in there.

Speaker 8 (59:36):
Yeah, but like I'm talking about, if somebody jumps out tub.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Yeah, it only throws those three. If you can get
out in time, it'll just throw whoever's in the hot tub.
I've seen Happy do it, and like she was in
there and she heard the thing and jumped out and
everybody else was launched.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
She's just laughing.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
But that fucking Flamingo that was playing the other day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
That was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
The best.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
This dude was just sitting in the hot tub watching
people fight. No, no, just watching, just watching, no, not
doing anything. It was like he was just narrating, like
doing commentary with the other fights.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
Ken has to kill me every single round.

Speaker 9 (01:00:25):
I tell him he'd get that MEDICID so that you
can heal right, because what he does he goes straight
past the medic grabs his choku, and then just leaves.

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
He had you one health.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
This sounds like somebody else I know every time I'm like, hey, man,
go pick up those shields. I don't have time, and
just runs past them.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
I normally don't have time.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
I'm getting chased, but like when we're not getting chased,
I'm going kh okay can That's why.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
I get splashes. You can run with those and turning
bitches down.

Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
Yeah, we don't like doing that. You just don't. He
just going straight forward.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Remember weapons in this load out, but when we play trios,
they're both Do you have a med kid? Do you
have a big pot? Do you have this?

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Here here.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
That is mostly.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
You are the EmPATH, you are the medical, then you
are Mom carries.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Three weapons, two heels.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
At all times.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
I'm mostly like recently, I like to carry, like just
in case I carry.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Oh man, have you seen the new pumping dumb uh weapon?

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Oh it's a SMG and a shotgun.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Uh like dual and she's the SMG And while you're
reloading it, it starts shooting the shotgun and like it
just keeps.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
One of the fus.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
I'm dying everywhere. It's like it's gonna be ridiculous. They
have snipers that you can hit somebody from like stupid
far away.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Oh yeah, because you can zoom in. Besides, like the
regular you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
Want to do actual damage, go for the head that's hard.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Oh yeah, but even the head shots if you're far away,
only hitting like ninety one, Like you have to hit
them twice because the bullet's.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Gonna lose powers. White.

Speaker 9 (01:02:30):
Yeah, like the sniper, it's not really the best thing,
but it is a.

Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
Really good sniper.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Sniper rifles are set up to shoot like if if
you can, if it's in the range, it's still gonna
have velocity. Yeah, that's why the other snipers. The regular
bolt action ones hit for like almost two hundred Oh,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
I don't care a snipers. I'm not good on.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Those things are beast Like if you if you can
aim it and hit somebody.

Speaker 8 (01:02:59):
Solid, probably say it's like like fifth worst.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Oh really yeah, like.

Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
It does no damage. It looks I know there's ninety
seven damage.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Two shots, two shots.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
No, it takes three shots for me.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Yeah, I've had a three shots somebody shots.

Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
Yeah, he play zerror bills, don't play bills.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
But but oh yeah yeah. But the good part about
it is you have three rounds and you can like
kind of semi auto fire.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
Yeah, but if the bad part about it is I'm
used to them only having one round, so I'm refloading
after every shot anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
Because I use a lot of snipers with two rounds.
So that's why I always remode when there's two rounds,
like there.

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
Will be one round that I haven't used that one round.
Be scared it would just be lonely, just.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
The one hanging out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Mister lovely. I just always want to imagine all the
rounds in the game, uh, to look like the ones
in who framed Roger Rabbit. Yes, yes, especially if I
have a revolver, I can say.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
But like a lot of.

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
The weapons that are in there, like in the season,
are too op everything.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Oh yeah, it's all, but that's that's it's like the
wild West man. Anything can get you, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
Three epics, no, like four epics that are around the place.
There's sub zero, which is for me everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Oh sub Zero's are op like crazy, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
And I find them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Yeah, I love them.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
I think they're great.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
They help with travel and then you can walk on
water with them, and then like they're super fast so
you can really like I've had a couple, I think
one or.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Two victories with them.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Because of those, I do better with that than I
do the bat.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
I know you like thee caapperper.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Oh gosh, that's your your gloves for this season.

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
No, nothing's gonna beat me.

Speaker 9 (01:05:25):
I am still way too old with them. I tried
one of those red first things, right yeah, and I
head of friends right and.

Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
I'm over here killing people. Love to write.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
I love the charged up swing with the Kneecapper though,
because afterwards you like pose like you just hit.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
It's great.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Oh yeah, no, I like them. I like them. I've
been tearing people up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Moms just running around with gray hollows people.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
There's a new hollow and enhance something, Hollow Twister that's
going to be coming out soon. I think mid March
or something. There's a bunch of new I sent you
a TikTok about it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
I haven't got to all of them.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Oh, there's a bunch of Sorry, I send a lot
of TikTok.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
I got distracted and then I didn't get to finish.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Oh gosh. But yeah, there's there's a ton of new
weapons coming out. It's going to be stupid, Like this
season is ridiculous. That's why I'm like trying to get
you to like, it's just you just got to take
those l's. Man, they're gonna come.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
I'm always dying mostly hackers.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
No, I'm just saying, all right, So here's an example. Right,
So in customer service, we we get taught that nine
out of ten people that are calling in with an
issue have probably a legitimate issue, right, but one of

(01:06:57):
them could be like somebody trying to scam you. But
if you act like everybody's trying to scam you, then
you're gonna you're You're not gonna work with the people
that are actually have an issue rights.

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
One season five people game myself, Sure, Like I was
running and like normally it's hard to shoot people. Oh yeah,
this guy was getting every single shot on me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Sure, and then he's using the.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
Car and using the boost and freaking you know that's fast.

Speaker 8 (01:07:32):
Yeah, behind something, he's still hitting the car when it
was something and there's like behind something.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Oh yeah, there's cheaters in the game, I'm sure, but
like most times, even if they didn't cheat, it is
what it is. Man, there's nothing you can do about it,
you know, just report him and go on to the
next one. Like, don't let it, don't let it get to.

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
It is still insane.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
Oh yeah, freaking far away from that guy, he was
still hitting every shot on him.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Okay, he was like super far away.

Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
Like how.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Some people are really good I see, like Happy in
Diva and so they don't miss much.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Prospering doesn't miss much.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
They don't miss much, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (01:08:15):
This guys one thing, That's what I'm saying, Like we
don't know, we don't know their abilities.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
So maybe they didn't have ambot. Maybe they're just really
good at the game.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
And then like we were washing him right to make
sure and this guy wasn't even looking at this person.

Speaker 5 (01:08:33):
It's still killed him.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
I know, I told you about that. You told me
about that, You report him?

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
Yeah I did.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Yeah, but not everybody. This suture has ambot though.

Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
You know what I'm saying, that's why they don't move
the poor people. But I just find you know, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
That's unnecessary unless somebody is really cheap or its urge
diva and they're they're reporting.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Diva will report for whatever. The diva does not care.
He does not.

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
Care if he does.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
See. It's just like you get into that and then
you're like every time something goes bad for you in life,
you just think like the whole world's against you. And
that's not always the case.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Sometimes it is, but not always.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
So we just got to get into the positive mentality
to work through these things and not bring negative stuff
onto us. Like Mom yells at me about Yeah, like
I said, Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:09:37):
If we loseless, you'll be okay, probably get from the crowd.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Yeah, No, you take your losses heart. Man, you're passionate.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
Sometimes I'm okay with it. I'm gonna get frustrated.

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
The Yeah, like I'm gonna be like, how the frank.

Speaker 5 (01:10:02):
You hit that? And that would be across the map
and this person would still get me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
You know, I'm like what mmm. Some people's got a
really good air. That's why this season is so tough, man,
because with that that sniper, they they're like crazy far
away on top of some mountains somewhere, and the next
thing you know, you're getting shot.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
So they find them and.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
I tried to snap them and I'm like ninety one.
That person just shot me and did like a hundred damage.
What they didn't even get in the head shot they
got me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Yeah, crazy, It makes no sense.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
But then also me kid just like to shoot people
because we just go around.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
We don't care, like we're just gonna hide and right
when we see somebody, we're just gonna ambush them like kids.

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
And that's mostly giving us away. I'm telling Key, don't move,
that's what he does.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Mm hmm. My mom was saying he was like, y'all
were in a bush somewhere and he was just emoting Yeah,
then crouch croudch back down.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
Yeah, that's what mostly is can play together. It's always
me just saying he is because he is always trying
to do something that did kill us, and sometimes like
Ken just run, might reboot and then just run okay.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
And he's like, no, oh, did you see the thing
that you can buy a reboot card? Right, so if
you go to the reboot van instead of having to
go back to get a card for somebody like they
get caught a storm, you're gonna be able to purchase
a reboot card from the band and then reboot your teammate.

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
Right, you'll die. It was just going around.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Right, so myself, because you're really good at the game, dude,
you're you're good at these things. Well, nobody is all
the time, so nobody is perfect, not all the time.
I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:12:24):
I don't know how. I don't know how I made it,
but I did.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
But yeah, that's a cool new thing they got coming out.
Uh business Church should be coming out soon.

Speaker 7 (01:12:36):
Yeah, great reaction. I really hope they can hear Chris
in the background here.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
No the same time.

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know how it was.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
For chapter four there was like five year olds just
spamming the business start and then running, so like it
would just be like okay, no business.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Shirt running.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
At leve 'em. Chapter four, Yeah, sleep in the Trail
of Business turns behind me as I got fucking everybody up.

Speaker 5 (01:13:24):
It's a good thing that they nerved them pretty good.
They did, like it only does like five hit, Like
only those like five damage now and you can only
say like far away from it. You can say, like
a certain distance back then, and like chapter four, them
thing did like fifteen damage per shot and freaking they

(01:13:44):
would be like across the map and it was still shoot.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
Chapter four was sweaty.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
Well, we'll see hum.

Speaker 5 (01:13:53):
Finally the highest one. It's really fun.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
What are you laughing about?

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
That triggered another one?

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Oh god, all right, we need to go eat and
take dogs out and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Uh yeah, all right, yes, so I do, I do.
I do think it's funny that that boy will not cuss.
He will not cuss, but y'all, he was having a
dinosaur day the other day, drawing dinosaurs and like labeling
their names and stuff. He sends a picture of it
to the group chat with a full sentence, just perfectly.

(01:14:25):
How the fuck do you say this? I don't know, Bud,
I don't know. I love that kid. He's so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
I love it. All right, y'all have your week. We'll
see you next cent.