March 27, 2025 • 44 mins
This episode is a rollercoaster. We dive into unhinged Southern family stories—grannies setting houses on fire, sheriffs selling drugs, and hitmen too scared to do their jobs. Then we spiral into a rant about disposable cameras, influencer culture, and why future generations might only inherit pictures of food.
Somewhere in the madness, we also talk Fortnite, wrestling chaos, and how Mark accidentally became a weed influencer. Plus, Chris jumped in for some hilarious gaming talk and sibling moments. Buckle up—this one's a trip.
Somewhere in the madness, we also talk Fortnite, wrestling chaos, and how Mark accidentally became a weed influencer. Plus, Chris jumped in for some hilarious gaming talk and sibling moments. Buckle up—this one's a trip.
Mark as Played
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I swear we're not. You've been throwing out gems all
damn morning. Go lay down, cash, go hongkof talk off anyway,
you've been throwing out gems all damn morning.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We're talking abouil.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
We've been talking about the most random ship, y'all. And
I didn't have the mics on me, and I was like, well,
fuck it, we'll just talk. But then then she pulls
up this uh remarkable conversations that's Rio marcai.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Uh at oh pit adhd.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Shit yeah whatever. So in true she pulls up old
Southern Granny loure on TikTok and starts reading some of
this ship. And what was the first fucking line.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
My great grandma burned down several people's trailers because they
owed her drug money.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I said, hold on, wait, let me go get these
damn mics.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
That wasn't the whole sentence. Oh and she also never
missed the church service, good honor.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I swear, So, yeah, I figured we needed to to
get in with you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
We're going my uncle.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
My uncle needed beer money, so he intentionally got ran
over so he could sue them for enough.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
To buy beer.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Our town's magistrate court office didn't have a real judge
for years. Before she was a judge, she was a
flower shop worker, no degree, no nothing, just handed out
life sentences.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
My mom put a hit on my dad.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
The hitman turned himself in with outstanding warrants because he
was so terrified of her when he wanted to back out.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Good lord, well hold on, So what did what happened
with the dad?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
They gotta have story time in some of these, some
of these.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Not that one our sheriff was a drug dealer.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I mean a lot are though. Yeah, and they'll confiscate
the ship just to sell it. It's pretty fucked up.
M hm.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Our mayor was posted in the local are we dating
the same man? Facebook page twice.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
M hm.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Hm the sheriff, principal both high school and past of
both high schools, and.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
The pastor of a church and town.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
We're all part of a money laundering scheme and nobody
found out until they died.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Damn they got away with.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Hm.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Reeze turned into an artist, Joab, I mean she's been
she's taking it more seriously now, she's she's taking pictures
every day, beautiful plants.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
I don't even know where to hell my camera is.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I really think it's Chriss somewhere.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, either Chris has it or.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I don't think it's in the office because you've just
been using your phone. Now, if you use your camera,
it's gonna look vintage. Yeah, because it's like I don't
even know how many what twelve megapixels or something, No idea.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
My ankle just pop back into place.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah. So all those all those old pictures, all those
like old digital camera pictures, just the.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Vintage Now, I love it.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You don't need filters and shit, that's already gonna look
at You.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Know what I saw in the Tiki Talks. Somebody was
in a CBS and they still sell disposable cameras. Yeah,
but they were like twenty two to like thirty plus
dollars per disposal.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Jesus, I got to take all those disposables that my
mom's to like a CBS. Lord knows what the hell's
on half of them.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh, it's gona costs a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, I mean that is what it isn't worth it
because like I mean, you couldn't do that now. You
couldn't do that now. All right back in mom. Mom
took pictures of shit that mattered to her, you know
what I mean, like family and like situations with family
(05:05):
and shit like that. So she would take it like, now,
if you if we still had disposable cameras like that,
and they do because they use them at weddings and
ship all the time, all right, But if you still
use them like that, say we had to go around
with a disposable camera, But think of all the influencers
out there, right, and all the random pictures of like
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mashed potatoes, sh right, like they're they're broccoli salad, They're
fucking all this shit. So imagine you're their kids, right,
and you find all these disposable cameras of all your
parents shit, and you're like, oh man, this could be
really cool stuff. You never know what what memories mom
(05:48):
and dad may have on your and it's like a
bunch of pictures of goddamn food.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I would be livid.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I would be so pissed off.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
I'd be hungry.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I'd be like, there's a recipe book somewhere to go
along with the pictures.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Now, but now it's.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Just pictures and like restaurant dishes and ship like that,
you know what I mean, Like they think of like
food influencers now, oh god, you know what I mean,
Like they're taking pictures to put online, but they never
got them developed and then they they whatever. But like
you think, it's like family pictures and ship so you
pay all this money to get them developed, and it's
just like your fucking steak dinner from Fridays.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You remember when, like when you would take pictures with
the with the disposable cameras, sometimes like it would just
blow the image out. Oh yeah, completely black or red
or whatever because the lighting or your fingers in the way.
Imagine the influencers take like traveling and doing all this
like you can't see it, and you get back and
you get your stuff developed, your whole picture is just
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your fingers.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Oh most definitely a hacker.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Oh yeah, why is that he went behind good truck?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Right?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
I go behind the truck right when he did. And
now he's apparently across the house.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh wow, Yeah, that's crazy, not like a void mask
or anything.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Call of duty.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Oh you're on call of duty? Yeah? Oh yeah, and
on top of the house. Yeah, did you kill you?
Was your reporting?
Speaker 6 (07:22):
I didn't get enough time? He immediately went to another match.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
There's sorry, sorry, Hey, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
They got two I think back to back.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah, last night, they're getting good. M h mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Meanwhile, he's just watching me get my ass kicked on Fortnite.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Mom, give me the controller here.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Here's you a victory like nothing, and I'm like, well,
fuck me, I guess ship. I'm not good at this game.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
It's just as good as as me laying on your shoulder,
like we're cuddling in bed and you look over and
you're like, hey, did you know you're in the storm?
I was like, huh did you know? You were playing
running to get out of the storm and ended up
winning the game.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, but they're running to get out of the Storm's
nothing new for you.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Formally, Yeah, running after the storm, always running storm run.
Uh man, we played Fortnite lot. It's a great game.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I'm gonna go back on that Southern lore and comment
some granny stories.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh what about that? Yeah? Definitely, yeah, tell some grainny stories.
That was great. You saw that one a post somewhere
about their kid or somebody using a girl's skin on Fortnite,
and you were like, just comment, like, my husband the
(09:11):
guy always plays with Hope typically ye or or some
like female skins. They just look better.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Almost got it their skin last night. And then Chris
was like, Mom, only sweats wear that skin. I'm like,
I don't give a fuck, like skin whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
A lot of the other skins are like blockie or
like I don't care for a lot of the fantasy
skins or anything like that, or they're just too big,
and there there's the illusion of if the if the
skin is large, that it's got a larger hip box
and it's the same basically. But so I look for
(09:53):
I don't know. Hope is a smaller character, you know,
so he's a cool design like where cute gear and
ship like that, So I go with that, typically smaller characters.
If Danny DeVito is in here, I'd probably use him,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
All day, all day.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Give me.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Right now.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
I don't give a fuck about Batman, Danny DeVito, right now,
give me his penguin.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Damn sure, I'm running around.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Gotta be a real size. It's gotta be yes.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Do him justice.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
You did it to Shack for real. Shaq was huge.
Man didn't do it the Godzilla. Godzilla was still a
fairly normal but still big, really big in the game.
In the game mhm.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
That's why I hate whenever we're playing on Chris's account
and he plays as like call, I'm like, i'mnna getting
my ass kicked. I can't hide for ship. I can't
get into nothing. I can't man, I can't mantle anyway.
That's why I'm just running out in the woods all
the time.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Skin.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
And he'll change your back whenever he plays.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
A game like changing their stuff.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
What I get used to it. Eventually I'll change it.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I know you'll change it to.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Hope.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Thank you, because we all have hope.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Shot o't know, man. And she's I guess, like the
main character energy in it, But I don't even look
at her as the main character in it, although she is.
But I've just always liked the look. It's the one
with the like the little cute skirt and the hat
with the point that you're is.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
On from the car season.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, like it's a dope look.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I'm running around with my nineties chick m M with
my music that always plays me, like my music, my
backpack that always plays music for me. It's great.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
You eliminate somebody, you get the blade rave music. It's not,
but it sounds like it.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
It's a good time.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
And then when the train's going by, it plays intense
music and.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
I'm like, oh, it's like, my lassie, it's cool.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
What's wrong, lessie s they're danger somewhere.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
It's just my backpack.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Playing music for me. But it's intense music, and it's like, hey,
pay attention.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, yeah, that's helpful. That's that's definitely helpful. That's why
I like the sound is Again, I don't know how
the hell you play with no sound.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Easy.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
I don't worry.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Tell us a bullet flying and then I'm like, oh bitch.
Otherwise I'm just running around being a little vacuum. I
want to hear them just frolicking through the trees, avoiding
the cities, like the plague.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, I don't head on right in these motherfuckers. If
I die, I die.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I hate that crime city.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Oh I hate crime City.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Oh it's sweaty and shitting there. Yeah, I'm definitely of
the if I fucking if I die die, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh yeah, I'm just trying to get like three eliminations
before that happens. But Cash, he probably wants to go eat.
He's looking at me like, your damn right.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I let's go feed them real quick.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
All right, Sorry, Oh you're fine. I just tapped the
microphone on an accident. My bad, y'all bad. I was
trying to pull my shirt. My show.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Oh god, I can't believe.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Everywhere and I love it.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
That's hilarious TMZ Good Morning America.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
In America has Colie Mino as a character in the series.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
It's It's Paloma Diamond on Whose TikTok is it?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
No, that's the character's name is Poloma Diamond.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, but I thought that was like the original show
that they were. It was named for.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
The character Julian Sewell.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, on TikTok and it's It's.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Just Angrid is the best too.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I love that series.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
There's there's Julian is a dude that plays all the
characters in all these series and like it's just daytime
drama soap opera, like old eighties soap opera stuff. It's great.
I'm not even like I respect the shit out of
(14:47):
it from a theater kid drama aspects, Like I love
all this shit. Why y'all could be so loud? Why
y'all gond be so loud.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I think it's hilarious that she knows how to open
the door. She just hauls ass and when she gets
close enough to the door, she just sticks a pall
up and just punches the door open.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
She's a smart one, Jesus. So, yeah, tell them about
your stories.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Where are you going? Oh? He's running away? My stories
are my stories? I don't know, it's the whole you
were like in the second season of The Poloma Diamond One.
That's crazy. And then I'm behind on aunt Ingrid.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
I know, I am.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I need to go onto their page. But Ingret is
like your period piece drama, right because the way she
gasped because she didn't want to wear gloves.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I love it. It's so funny.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
And then people in the comments, I swear, y'all have
no whimsy enjoy in your life? Can you make me sad?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh? Is it all the right wing hair?
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Why?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Because I don't know?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Obviously this is not for you. Then yeah, And if
you understood theater, you would understand that in the times
of Shakespeare and things, they didn't allow women to be actors,
so all the characters were male every scene everything. If
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they kissed, it was guys, didn't matter.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
If they were wearing makeup, it was guys. If they
were wearing dresses, it was guys. If they were wearing heels,
it was guys.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
The original geishas in Japan were guys, like they were
played by guys in their theater, like it was, That's
just what it was. So like there's such an uproar.
If you know theater at all, you would understand where
like the gay community is involved in that and where
(17:24):
you know, women are involved in it now and like
where it originally came from and why what he's doing
is not far fetched.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
No, it's great love it.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Killing it too, nailing these characters. It's so cool. It's
really cool.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
It's got its own music now, it's got guest stars now.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I swear, And it was on like Good Morning America
after that? What was it that the oscars or something
they were she was robbed? Good Morning America TMZ. What
else was It was everywhere everywhere about this like well,
(18:13):
I mean, I guess they're all like made up stories,
but a TikTok sap opera legitimate.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
They wanted to take this out fromise, right, that's what
it was made for.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
It was alone. Yeah, China, everybody has all our information anyway.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I don't care what you're gonna do with it.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
You can't do ship. I can't do ship with it.
What the you gonna do with it?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
You can make me more broken? Okay, been there, done that?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
You want to go make us some money? Have ad it,
have at it, share a little bit of it, you know,
have fun.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
With lie fun.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Where did Calsy.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Probably break dance in the catroom? Breakdays and the cantor.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
And make sure she can't with stiff.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
No lay down.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
They're like, nah, I don't think I would. Oh and
another one that's my list.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Jesus, y'all lay down, go go, funk off all of it.
It's like NonStop cash, let out go.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
He's like, no, I will not summer.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Where am I?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Mother?
Speaker 5 (20:12):
I forgot?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
You said you had granny stories. We never got back
to it.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
Oh, there's the granny story of her hopping over at table.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
To choke.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
One of my cousin's girlfriends fled whatever the fuck she
was at the time because she was cheating on my cousin.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Is that story.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
There's a story of her and my mama, my mama
being her sister, my great aunt, right, Mama chasing No,
it was Granny chasing Mama with a barbecue fork around
the damn trailer.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
That was hilarious oldest.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
Not when they were young, No, when they were old
as hell.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah, like Grandma's like I was there at that point, coming.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
In, huffing and puffing, laughing their asses.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
All.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
That was one of the like first years that we
were together.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
And then they wonder why I am the way I am?
Did y'all not see y'all like, let's run it back.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I think that's how they knew I was good, because
I like one of the I think that was like
the first or second time I was over there with
all y'all and all that should happened, and like it
didn't phaze me out.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
I was just like, all right, whatever, Well that's what
my family's.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Like, I guess running this one off. Yeah, Well, you
know there's a there's a bunch of white trash and
all of us.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
I love my white trash hits. There's still Christmas light
on my front porch. They stay on there all year longer.
Some on my tree there's still Christmas balls on my
damn tree out front.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Replace someone like led things?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
What else?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
What else?
Speaker 5 (21:59):
I need to paint the porches.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I think you do a lot of shit. It's not
get into that honey do list today.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Okay, it's gonna kill us.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I mean they're outside, break take dogs outside. It's just loud.
Open the store. Oh yeah, yeah done. Want all that
in the background.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
I need to get somewhere else and get a bag
of swimming.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
And all the seeds okay.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
For the beans, and to also throw under that window
over there. You need to clean that out from last season.
I ain't to do a bunch of little counting through
the bull.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
I'll do it later this.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Week when it's supposed to be in the fucking eighties.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
That would be nice. I want like, just like s
U seventies and eighties is fine. Sixties to eighties really, yeah,
I'm fine with sixty. Yeah, it's nice. Low humidity.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
It starts on Tuesday, Tuesday at seventy four. Wednesday, it's
eighty Thursday seventy four, Friday seventy, Saturday seventy seven. My
birthday's going to be rainy in cold flotch. Let's get there, Oh,
rainy and sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
That gimmick is is that I guess six tonight instead
of eight. Okay, the tickets to the original one was
it eight? Yeah, so we're gonna have to get out. Yeah,
we're going to a burlesque like cabaret show thing so
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over in Greensboro. We we got tickets originally for like
around Valentine's Day to do it. Put them with the
snow and everything else that got canceled.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
So get canceled.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Well, yeah, I wonder if fuck how old fashions did.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh maybe, I don't know, especially a good show. We'll see.
I'm so tired. I wasn't ring like forty something minutes
last night. I mean I sat around for a lot.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
Of it, but I shot around just out of James.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Fucking off with James. Just James and I are just
sitting in a corner, chopping each other, just laughing how
ridiculous this is. James looks at me, He's like, this
is just silly.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Now.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
We just did it for like a minute. Boom boom boom.
Why the hell not cash? Stop, no go away, stop begging?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Not interested here?
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Oh yeah right.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
You can't leave James and I loone for that much time,
uh in a ring together, and especially we had other
people in there too, so like focus wasn't really on
us and we could just fuck off as much as
we kind of wanted.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
But the problem was was kind of just fucking off.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Well, I mean, that's all rumbles are as much as Yeah,
So like Neon Neon was talking to me afterwards, and
he was like, I feel like I need to like
work more in these kind of things. I don't do
a lot of rumbles, so, you know, he like, these
guys are trained for matches, but like rumbles are always
(25:55):
such a toss up, but this one was fairly organized,
like they had an idea, like a idea of what
all everybody wanted, you know what I mean. So like
it made a lot of sense, and we got everybody
to where we needed to and all that stuff. So
it was good. But like my whole idea during rumble,
(26:16):
especially if I'm in there for a long time, I
don't feel like we do a good enough job of
making it seem like they're getting thrown out, you know
what I'm saying, Like they don't put themselves in enough
situations that it feels like they might get eliminated. There's
too many times where there's like a couple of people
in the corner and you're just half ass lipping somebody's
(26:37):
leg and not doing shit, just trying to stay out
of the way for somebody else to do something or
bored or whatever. And I don't like, like, I like,
that's fine because there's times for that too, because I
do that too. But if there's like a thing that
you can do to make it a big like we
could all get eliminated. Deal, it's great for the crowd. Right, So,
(27:01):
like every time I had a juice Sorry, I'm sure
that was loud stretching.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
That shirt because you know what, and that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
This shirt is small, all right, my bad. I Like
I literally just like stretched my shoulders back a little
bit and this this lapel mic just popped off my
shirt across them and crazy. It's a bit timy anyway. So,
(27:41):
like I did a lot of uh what does Cali
doing just outside of the right.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Looking at the sometimes rolling in the blood?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Probably Celis, come on, girl, she's right here.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Look at with grass on your face. You were out
there rolling she was.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
But uh, you know, I do a lot of like
hanging out of the ring and shit, like that, but anytime,
like we could do an elimination, somebody who pitched like, oh,
we could just do something simple or whatever, and I'm like, no, man,
let's let's like spice it up a little bit, because
why not, you know. So, like when Alex got eliminated, Uh,
(28:43):
he was doing something with CJ, and like went after CJ,
and CJ dropped down and low bridged him. So Alex
got eliminated. Well again, I came behind him and I
was like, he's son of a bitch, and I run
after CJ and he like doesn't pass by, so I
I'm my momentum takes me out of the ring and
looks like I'm about to get eliminated too. They're like, man,
(29:04):
he just got both of us the same time, and
he runs at me. I give him a big shoulder
and the gut thing, and he like takes one step
over and Alix just yanked his ass out like fucking
a monster coming from under your bed.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Dude like.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Just pulls him right out from under the bottom rope
and beat his ass. It was great. It was great.
But I love ship like that, like it keeps it
keeps people on their toes, you know. James and I
follow the apron a bunch.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I had that elimination fighting that Josh ever or Joseph
Everhart on the apron. I keep saying Josh because I
used to work with a due named Josh. Yeah, but
uh yeah, like they compelled me. Hilarious. Julius is so
(29:58):
fucking funny.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
You want TikTok all the time.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
He does some killer stuff. The guy can do anything
in the ring, Like he's so athletic it's insane. And
now he's just like testing himself, like what can I try?
How can I screw this up? Yeah? It's pretty cool.
And if he's got a good ring, then man, he
(30:24):
can do some really really cool ship. Oh man, Oh,
they're about to switch to real ropes at a c
W instead of the cable ship there. They're doing all
the right things. Man, it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Poster.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Thank you for putting absolutely all the top questions right there.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Front time date placed.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Great looking post or two mm hmmm. Uh. They got
a new like social media person and which may be
bradd That maybe who they were talking about. I don't
know anyway, but they're they're killing it. They're killing it.
The wrestling there is getting better. Talent is getting better.
(31:17):
C J was their top guy. He still is, like
he's still one of their top guys there, but like
the bar has has went up tremendously because like Trayvon
Ali's there, and he's there, and fucking Jack Tatum's there.
Speaker 6 (31:34):
No, don't tell him anything.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I told Daniel to ask Trey about the about those AirPods.
I haven't sent him the voice message yet. I'm debating
that was I laughed so hard. No, don't tell him anything.
(32:05):
His wife like snitched on him so fast. She was mad.
It was funny, though, that's some ship you would do.
I told him to look in his bag. He said
he looked three times. I bet you as soon as
I get home, I'm gonna look in that bag and
find the motherfucker's mm hmm. Didn't even get home.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
It's like that one day to TikTok Penessa.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Husband nice, it's the name for it. Husband y'all can't
find shit. He sees his wife was a doctor pepper, right,
a can of Dr Pepper and he's like, oh, that
looks nice, right, I want one.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
Opens the fridge.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
I immediately see the twelve pat case of Dr Pepper
front and center of the fridge. He looks directly beside
that box.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
And it's like, well, no, there's no can drinks over here.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
Saw water drinks somewhere else on a shelf where they
normally keep Doctor pepl like cans and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
No, they're not here.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Looks at his Why I don't see him he's looking
for cans, he's not looking for Yeah, I understand that.
I understand that. It's it's still like, you know, come on,
but no, I get that.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
The box looks like the can.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I I do have to say it is not just
husbands that have that issue. We have that sometimes, like
I do. I look past it all the time. But uh,
but you have your moments in the fridge looking for shit.
Oh yeah, uh that I'll find and you can't. And
(33:53):
like what that was it? Oh, I don't remember what
it was like you, you and Nouellia both went and
looked for where and I was like, it's right here,
just here. It was like some kind of catch up
or some showing something random. But yeah, yeah, but we
(34:14):
be unobservant. We be unobservant.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
I'm back on the man versus woman in the cart shoppers.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Oh yeah, it's bad. I can see it in the stories. Dude.
There's some guys that that like really do it, but
they like a lot of times they are lost. They
are lost, and you can see their loss. I'm like, hey, man,
can help you find something what you need.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
The best is when they.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Like take a picture and they're like, it's not here.
Which of these would you like as a substitution, And
it's like front and center?
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Right, yeah, this.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
One, the one I asked, the one right in the middle.
Describe that blue one for me. Thanks. I don't work great,
exactly what I wanted? Oh man?
Speaker 6 (35:19):
And then why did some stuff get substitute for others?
Speaker 5 (35:23):
Like make it make sense?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Oh yeah, I don't understand that either. No clue, no.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
Clue, because how did some woman ask for tampons and
they said they don't have those here and set her
a spiral ham? See see that face is the same
face we all had.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
It's just dumb. It makes zero sense. Why would you
because even in the app, like you can't. I think
you have to take a picture of the bar code
on instacart and you can't just substitute any fucking thing.
It's weird. I did Instacart for a little while, and like,
(36:05):
I don't understand how people do. How do you fuck
up that bad? It literally shows you a picture of
the fucking item you're supposed to get, and then it
describes the item under it, and it gives you the
bar code number, and like it does it in order
of the fucking aisle that you're going through in the store,
Like if you start at a certain place, it'll take
you up and down the fucking aisle as you're walking.
(36:27):
It's not that hard. Mm hmm.
Speaker 6 (36:31):
We're asking for Costa sauce. Why are you over at
the canned tomatoes?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
No, I mean they know you gotta you know you
want fresh. I think fresh canned tomatoes is not really
fresh it It tastes better out of the jar.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
I wish we went back to more glass usage.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I mean, I really wish we had a freezer so
I could just start making all that shit again.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Oh yeah, that.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
Would be nice.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
A couple hours on a Sunday to make sauce for
the next few weeks. At the rate that we use,
it's a lot of sauce. Sometimes it depends on how
broke we are. A lot of pastasy huh m hm,
shit's tight.
Speaker 6 (37:37):
He MNASKI exp.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
It's like a dollar for dollar twenty nine per box
of h oh yeah, yeah, it's just gonna like it's
better to go to the farmer's market and good stuff anyway,
and it's fresher and it tastes better. You can find
(38:03):
the perfect one compared to whatever farmer. So it's the
same as my thoughts on cannabis. Hey man, I have
more people coming and talking to me at shows now.
I had at least three different people come up to
me yesterday asking me about we and just like because
(38:28):
no one understands the difference between the THHCA like legal
version and regular like Delton nine marijuana, so the same shit.
So like you explained it to him, how how the
difference is, Like it's just harvested early. It's like they'll just,
(38:51):
you know, whenever it's completely lethalized, they'll just let it
fully mature. But they don't let it fully mature. But
that doesn't affect the potency of it, uh whatever. But yeah,
so just trying to like, hey man, like it's not worse.
You know, there's there's the Delta eight gave it this
real bad like stigma because that's not there's not a
(39:15):
lot of delta eight in the plant, so they have
to use other means to extract it out, and it's
it's like synthetic a lot of times, so and they
just put anything in there to try and get somebody high.
Like it's not what that's not what it is now,
you know what I'm saying. But that was the beginning
(39:35):
craze of it all, and nobody took it seriously, you know,
like not the legitimate people ease it. But it's such
a different thing now, So I feel like that it's
a This is a huge space, honestly, and like so
many people, I guess so many people are just surprised
that I do it, you know because because like they
(39:56):
don't know, like nobody realizes how much. Then I smoke
until I tell them because I don't smell like it
all the time, and I don't I don't look like
I'm a stoner fucking you know what I mean whatever,
And I'm an adult, you know, family person that's got
a career and like does ship and everything else. So
(40:20):
I don't know, but it's cool then that I could
be a good voice for the for the industry and
tell people what it's about.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
I'm just here to take pictures.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
You kill it. Your pictures are so good because I
cannot take this pictures. You got the whole. I don't care.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
You have a better eye.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Than I do. Like it's just a good aesthetic of it.
So I need to make a I can make a
backup account just for this stuff, just for like.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
So you lose all your wrestling stuff.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Oh no, I'm post on both. I'm not worried about
the wrestling stuff. It is what it is.
Speaker 5 (41:10):
When you lost my space.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Honestly, like starting over on a social media app doesn't
scare me because it may like fix my algorithm to
whatever I needed to be now because like TikTok, I've
got all those followers, but I don't get shipped for views.
Yeah you know what I mean, So fucking who cares?
Like it's just I don't need the cloud chase. I'd
(41:32):
rather get on there and like have my current content
of what I actually do now between all the podcasts
and the wrestling, and it just shows that I do
a ton of shit. I can do anything you should do.
Speaker 6 (41:47):
Of those talks about one of your saturdays.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Oh yeah, goes, I just my issue with all that
shit is I never film anything, you know what I'm saying.
If I had somebody behind me, like just then I'll hell, yeah,
let's do it. But I'm never thinking of filming it
because I'm I'm always like talking to somebody or like
(42:12):
listening to music or fucking working or trying to figure
out something. So I can't you know what I'm saying.
What what's right?
Speaker 6 (42:23):
You wake up, you wake up, You make the coffee,
You film the coffee thing and the time content. That's
your first clip. Then you film a little quick clip,
a little skinny scan of the bread. When you get
to the warehouse content, that's your second clip. You're not
filming like full minutes of talking throughout your whole day,
(42:44):
just little quick seconds of each stuff throughout your day,
from how you go through your day.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I don't know any gosh, God, why are you so needy?
Speaker 6 (42:56):
And then on like getting off the truck at this get,
I'll truck at this stop, and I'll truck this stop
back at the warehouse. Okay, now you're changing from whatever
gimmick to this gimmick.
Speaker 5 (43:09):
Now you're on the road.
Speaker 6 (43:11):
Now you're here. Now you're wrestling, and the wrestling clip.
Now it's after and it's you and Alex after there's
a clip of that whatever.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (43:20):
Then there's a waffle house clip in there somewhere, you
know what I'm saying. And there's a night time clip that's
your day from starting to finish Saturday and for something
o'clock in the morning until Sunday for something o'clock.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
In the morning.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Basically, yeah, yeah, I agree. Cool, I'll have to remember
to do it. I just again, like I don't think
about it, Like I don't film as much stuff throughout
the day, like I'm not. I don't know, And when
I'm in situations, I don't. I don't like, how many
(44:08):
times have you heard or seen me meet someone really
cool or talk about some cool situation that I've been
in a random thing and I have no pictures, no video,
no jack shit, because I never fucking think of it.
Like I'm never like, oh wait, let me you know,
it's always like, oh I should, I don't know, let
(44:31):
me think of something real quick to say or something
pops in my head to say, and I'll do it.
I don't know. I'm such a spontaneous content person. I
can't plan anything
Speaker 6 (44:43):
Like that spontaneous clip of you producing
I swear we're not. You've been throwing out gems all
damn morning. Go lay down, cash, go hongkof talk off anyway,
you've been throwing out gems all damn morning.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We're talking abouil.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
We've been talking about the most random ship, y'all. And
I didn't have the mics on me, and I was like, well,
fuck it, we'll just talk. But then then she pulls
up this uh remarkable conversations that's Rio marcai.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Uh at oh pit adhd.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Shit yeah whatever. So in true she pulls up old
Southern Granny loure on TikTok and starts reading some of
this ship. And what was the first fucking line.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
My great grandma burned down several people's trailers because they
owed her drug money.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I said, hold on, wait, let me go get these
damn mics.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
That wasn't the whole sentence. Oh and she also never
missed the church service, good honor.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I swear, So, yeah, I figured we needed to to
get in with you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
We're going my uncle.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
My uncle needed beer money, so he intentionally got ran
over so he could sue them for enough.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
To buy beer.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Our town's magistrate court office didn't have a real judge
for years. Before she was a judge, she was a
flower shop worker, no degree, no nothing, just handed out
life sentences.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
My mom put a hit on my dad.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
The hitman turned himself in with outstanding warrants because he
was so terrified of her when he wanted to back out.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Good lord, well hold on, So what did what happened
with the dad?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
They gotta have story time in some of these, some
of these.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Not that one our sheriff was a drug dealer.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I mean a lot are though. Yeah, and they'll confiscate
the ship just to sell it. It's pretty fucked up.
M hm.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Our mayor was posted in the local are we dating
the same man? Facebook page twice.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
M hm.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Hm the sheriff, principal both high school and past of
both high schools, and.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
The pastor of a church and town.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
We're all part of a money laundering scheme and nobody
found out until they died.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Damn they got away with.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Hm.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Reeze turned into an artist, Joab, I mean she's been
she's taking it more seriously now, she's she's taking pictures
every day, beautiful plants.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
I don't even know where to hell my camera is.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I really think it's Chriss somewhere.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, either Chris has it or.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I don't think it's in the office because you've just
been using your phone. Now, if you use your camera,
it's gonna look vintage. Yeah, because it's like I don't
even know how many what twelve megapixels or something, No idea.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
My ankle just pop back into place.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah. So all those all those old pictures, all those
like old digital camera pictures, just the.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Vintage Now, I love it.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You don't need filters and shit, that's already gonna look
at You.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Know what I saw in the Tiki Talks. Somebody was
in a CBS and they still sell disposable cameras. Yeah,
but they were like twenty two to like thirty plus
dollars per disposal.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Jesus, I got to take all those disposables that my
mom's to like a CBS. Lord knows what the hell's
on half of them.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh, it's gona costs a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, I mean that is what it isn't worth it
because like I mean, you couldn't do that now. You
couldn't do that now. All right back in mom. Mom
took pictures of shit that mattered to her, you know
what I mean, like family and like situations with family
(05:05):
and shit like that. So she would take it like, now,
if you if we still had disposable cameras like that,
and they do because they use them at weddings and
ship all the time, all right, But if you still
use them like that, say we had to go around
with a disposable camera, But think of all the influencers
out there, right, and all the random pictures of like
(05:27):
mashed potatoes, sh right, like they're they're broccoli salad, They're
fucking all this shit. So imagine you're their kids, right,
and you find all these disposable cameras of all your
parents shit, and you're like, oh man, this could be
really cool stuff. You never know what what memories mom
(05:48):
and dad may have on your and it's like a
bunch of pictures of goddamn food.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I would be livid.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I would be so pissed off.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
I'd be hungry.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I'd be like, there's a recipe book somewhere to go
along with the pictures.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Now, but now it's.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Just pictures and like restaurant dishes and ship like that,
you know what I mean, Like they think of like
food influencers now, oh god, you know what I mean,
Like they're taking pictures to put online, but they never
got them developed and then they they whatever. But like
you think, it's like family pictures and ship so you
pay all this money to get them developed, and it's
just like your fucking steak dinner from Fridays.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You remember when, like when you would take pictures with
the with the disposable cameras, sometimes like it would just
blow the image out. Oh yeah, completely black or red
or whatever because the lighting or your fingers in the way.
Imagine the influencers take like traveling and doing all this
like you can't see it, and you get back and
you get your stuff developed, your whole picture is just
(06:48):
your fingers.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Oh most definitely a hacker.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Oh yeah, why is that he went behind good truck?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Right?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
I go behind the truck right when he did. And
now he's apparently across the house.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh wow, Yeah, that's crazy, not like a void mask
or anything.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Call of duty.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Oh you're on call of duty? Yeah? Oh yeah, and
on top of the house. Yeah, did you kill you?
Was your reporting?
Speaker 6 (07:22):
I didn't get enough time? He immediately went to another match.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
There's sorry, sorry, Hey, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
They got two I think back to back.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah, last night, they're getting good. M h mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Meanwhile, he's just watching me get my ass kicked on Fortnite.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Mom, give me the controller here.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Here's you a victory like nothing, and I'm like, well,
fuck me, I guess ship. I'm not good at this game.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
It's just as good as as me laying on your shoulder,
like we're cuddling in bed and you look over and
you're like, hey, did you know you're in the storm?
I was like, huh did you know? You were playing
running to get out of the storm and ended up
winning the game.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, but they're running to get out of the Storm's
nothing new for you.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Formally, Yeah, running after the storm, always running storm run.
Uh man, we played Fortnite lot. It's a great game.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I'm gonna go back on that Southern lore and comment
some granny stories.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh what about that? Yeah? Definitely, yeah, tell some grainny stories.
That was great. You saw that one a post somewhere
about their kid or somebody using a girl's skin on Fortnite,
and you were like, just comment, like, my husband the
(09:11):
guy always plays with Hope typically ye or or some
like female skins. They just look better.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Almost got it their skin last night. And then Chris
was like, Mom, only sweats wear that skin. I'm like,
I don't give a fuck, like skin whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
A lot of the other skins are like blockie or
like I don't care for a lot of the fantasy
skins or anything like that, or they're just too big,
and there there's the illusion of if the if the
skin is large, that it's got a larger hip box
and it's the same basically. But so I look for
(09:53):
I don't know. Hope is a smaller character, you know,
so he's a cool design like where cute gear and
ship like that, So I go with that, typically smaller characters.
If Danny DeVito is in here, I'd probably use him,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
All day, all day.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Give me.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Right now.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
I don't give a fuck about Batman, Danny DeVito, right now,
give me his penguin.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Damn sure, I'm running around.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Gotta be a real size. It's gotta be yes.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Do him justice.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
You did it to Shack for real. Shaq was huge.
Man didn't do it the Godzilla. Godzilla was still a
fairly normal but still big, really big in the game.
In the game mhm.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
That's why I hate whenever we're playing on Chris's account
and he plays as like call, I'm like, i'mnna getting
my ass kicked. I can't hide for ship. I can't
get into nothing. I can't man, I can't mantle anyway.
That's why I'm just running out in the woods all
the time.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Skin.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
And he'll change your back whenever he plays.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
A game like changing their stuff.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
What I get used to it. Eventually I'll change it.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I know you'll change it to.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Hope.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Thank you, because we all have hope.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Shot o't know, man. And she's I guess, like the
main character energy in it, But I don't even look
at her as the main character in it, although she is.
But I've just always liked the look. It's the one
with the like the little cute skirt and the hat
with the point that you're is.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
On from the car season.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, like it's a dope look.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I'm running around with my nineties chick m M with
my music that always plays me, like my music, my
backpack that always plays music for me. It's great.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
You eliminate somebody, you get the blade rave music. It's not,
but it sounds like it.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
It's a good time.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
And then when the train's going by, it plays intense
music and.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
I'm like, oh, it's like, my lassie, it's cool.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
What's wrong, lessie s they're danger somewhere.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
It's just my backpack.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Playing music for me. But it's intense music, and it's like, hey,
pay attention.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, yeah, that's helpful. That's that's definitely helpful. That's why
I like the sound is Again, I don't know how
the hell you play with no sound.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Easy.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
I don't worry.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Tell us a bullet flying and then I'm like, oh bitch.
Otherwise I'm just running around being a little vacuum. I
want to hear them just frolicking through the trees, avoiding
the cities, like the plague.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, I don't head on right in these motherfuckers. If
I die, I die.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I hate that crime city.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Oh I hate crime City.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Oh it's sweaty and shitting there. Yeah, I'm definitely of
the if I fucking if I die die, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh yeah, I'm just trying to get like three eliminations
before that happens. But Cash, he probably wants to go eat.
He's looking at me like, your damn right.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I let's go feed them real quick.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
All right, Sorry, Oh you're fine. I just tapped the
microphone on an accident. My bad, y'all bad. I was
trying to pull my shirt. My show.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Oh god, I can't believe.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Everywhere and I love it.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
That's hilarious TMZ Good Morning America.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
In America has Colie Mino as a character in the series.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
It's It's Paloma Diamond on Whose TikTok is it?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
No, that's the character's name is Poloma Diamond.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, but I thought that was like the original show
that they were. It was named for.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
The character Julian Sewell.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, on TikTok and it's It's.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Just Angrid is the best too.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I love that series.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
There's there's Julian is a dude that plays all the
characters in all these series and like it's just daytime
drama soap opera, like old eighties soap opera stuff. It's great.
I'm not even like I respect the shit out of
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it from a theater kid drama aspects, Like I love
all this shit. Why y'all could be so loud? Why
y'all gond be so loud.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I think it's hilarious that she knows how to open
the door. She just hauls ass and when she gets
close enough to the door, she just sticks a pall
up and just punches the door open.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
She's a smart one, Jesus. So, yeah, tell them about
your stories.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Where are you going? Oh? He's running away? My stories
are my stories? I don't know, it's the whole you
were like in the second season of The Poloma Diamond One.
That's crazy. And then I'm behind on aunt Ingrid.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
I know, I am.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I need to go onto their page. But Ingret is
like your period piece drama, right because the way she
gasped because she didn't want to wear gloves.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I love it. It's so funny.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
And then people in the comments, I swear, y'all have
no whimsy enjoy in your life? Can you make me sad?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh? Is it all the right wing hair?
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Why?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Because I don't know?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Obviously this is not for you. Then yeah, And if
you understood theater, you would understand that in the times
of Shakespeare and things, they didn't allow women to be actors,
so all the characters were male every scene everything. If
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they kissed, it was guys, didn't matter.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
If they were wearing makeup, it was guys. If they
were wearing dresses, it was guys. If they were wearing heels,
it was guys.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
The original geishas in Japan were guys, like they were
played by guys in their theater, like it was, That's
just what it was. So like there's such an uproar.
If you know theater at all, you would understand where
like the gay community is involved in that and where
(17:24):
you know, women are involved in it now and like
where it originally came from and why what he's doing
is not far fetched.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
No, it's great love it.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Killing it too, nailing these characters. It's so cool. It's
really cool.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
It's got its own music now, it's got guest stars now.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I swear, And it was on like Good Morning America
after that? What was it that the oscars or something
they were she was robbed? Good Morning America TMZ. What
else was It was everywhere everywhere about this like well,
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I mean, I guess they're all like made up stories,
but a TikTok sap opera legitimate.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
They wanted to take this out fromise, right, that's what
it was made for.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
It was alone. Yeah, China, everybody has all our information anyway.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I don't care what you're gonna do with it.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
You can't do ship. I can't do ship with it.
What the you gonna do with it?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
You can make me more broken? Okay, been there, done that?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
You want to go make us some money? Have ad it,
have at it, share a little bit of it, you know,
have fun.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
With lie fun.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Where did Calsy.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Probably break dance in the catroom? Breakdays and the cantor.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
And make sure she can't with stiff.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
No lay down.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
They're like, nah, I don't think I would. Oh and
another one that's my list.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Jesus, y'all lay down, go go, funk off all of it.
It's like NonStop cash, let out go.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
He's like, no, I will not summer.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Where am I?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Mother?
Speaker 5 (20:12):
I forgot?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
You said you had granny stories. We never got back
to it.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
Oh, there's the granny story of her hopping over at table.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
To choke.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
One of my cousin's girlfriends fled whatever the fuck she
was at the time because she was cheating on my cousin.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Is that story.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
There's a story of her and my mama, my mama
being her sister, my great aunt, right, Mama chasing No,
it was Granny chasing Mama with a barbecue fork around
the damn trailer.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
That was hilarious oldest.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
Not when they were young, No, when they were old
as hell.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah, like Grandma's like I was there at that point, coming.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
In, huffing and puffing, laughing their asses.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
All.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
That was one of the like first years that we
were together.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
And then they wonder why I am the way I am?
Did y'all not see y'all like, let's run it back.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I think that's how they knew I was good, because
I like one of the I think that was like
the first or second time I was over there with
all y'all and all that should happened, and like it
didn't phaze me out.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
I was just like, all right, whatever, Well that's what
my family's.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Like, I guess running this one off. Yeah, Well, you
know there's a there's a bunch of white trash and
all of us.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
I love my white trash hits. There's still Christmas light
on my front porch. They stay on there all year longer.
Some on my tree there's still Christmas balls on my
damn tree out front.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Replace someone like led things?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
What else?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
What else?
Speaker 5 (21:59):
I need to paint the porches.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I think you do a lot of shit. It's not
get into that honey do list today.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Okay, it's gonna kill us.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I mean they're outside, break take dogs outside. It's just loud.
Open the store. Oh yeah, yeah done. Want all that
in the background.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
I need to get somewhere else and get a bag
of swimming.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
And all the seeds okay.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
For the beans, and to also throw under that window
over there. You need to clean that out from last season.
I ain't to do a bunch of little counting through
the bull.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
I'll do it later this.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Week when it's supposed to be in the fucking eighties.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
That would be nice. I want like, just like s
U seventies and eighties is fine. Sixties to eighties really, yeah,
I'm fine with sixty. Yeah, it's nice. Low humidity.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
It starts on Tuesday, Tuesday at seventy four. Wednesday, it's
eighty Thursday seventy four, Friday seventy, Saturday seventy seven. My
birthday's going to be rainy in cold flotch. Let's get there, Oh,
rainy and sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
That gimmick is is that I guess six tonight instead
of eight. Okay, the tickets to the original one was
it eight? Yeah, so we're gonna have to get out. Yeah,
we're going to a burlesque like cabaret show thing so
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over in Greensboro. We we got tickets originally for like
around Valentine's Day to do it. Put them with the
snow and everything else that got canceled.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
So get canceled.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Well, yeah, I wonder if fuck how old fashions did.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh maybe, I don't know, especially a good show. We'll see.
I'm so tired. I wasn't ring like forty something minutes
last night. I mean I sat around for a lot.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
Of it, but I shot around just out of James.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Fucking off with James. Just James and I are just
sitting in a corner, chopping each other, just laughing how
ridiculous this is. James looks at me, He's like, this
is just silly.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Now.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
We just did it for like a minute. Boom boom boom.
Why the hell not cash? Stop, no go away, stop begging?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Not interested here?
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Oh yeah right.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
You can't leave James and I loone for that much time,
uh in a ring together, and especially we had other
people in there too, so like focus wasn't really on
us and we could just fuck off as much as
we kind of wanted.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
But the problem was was kind of just fucking off.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Well, I mean, that's all rumbles are as much as Yeah,
So like Neon Neon was talking to me afterwards, and
he was like, I feel like I need to like
work more in these kind of things. I don't do
a lot of rumbles, so, you know, he like, these
guys are trained for matches, but like rumbles are always
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such a toss up, but this one was fairly organized,
like they had an idea, like a idea of what
all everybody wanted, you know what I mean. So like
it made a lot of sense, and we got everybody
to where we needed to and all that stuff. So
it was good. But like my whole idea during rumble,
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especially if I'm in there for a long time, I
don't feel like we do a good enough job of
making it seem like they're getting thrown out, you know
what I'm saying, Like they don't put themselves in enough
situations that it feels like they might get eliminated. There's
too many times where there's like a couple of people
in the corner and you're just half ass lipping somebody's
(26:37):
leg and not doing shit, just trying to stay out
of the way for somebody else to do something or
bored or whatever. And I don't like, like, I like,
that's fine because there's times for that too, because I
do that too. But if there's like a thing that
you can do to make it a big like we
could all get eliminated. Deal, it's great for the crowd. Right, So,
(27:01):
like every time I had a juice Sorry, I'm sure
that was loud stretching.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
That shirt because you know what, and that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
This shirt is small, all right, my bad. I Like
I literally just like stretched my shoulders back a little
bit and this this lapel mic just popped off my
shirt across them and crazy. It's a bit timy anyway. So,
(27:41):
like I did a lot of uh what does Cali
doing just outside of the right.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Looking at the sometimes rolling in the blood?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Probably Celis, come on, girl, she's right here.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Look at with grass on your face. You were out
there rolling she was.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
But uh, you know, I do a lot of like
hanging out of the ring and shit, like that, but anytime,
like we could do an elimination, somebody who pitched like, oh,
we could just do something simple or whatever, and I'm like, no, man,
let's let's like spice it up a little bit, because
why not, you know. So, like when Alex got eliminated, Uh,
(28:43):
he was doing something with CJ, and like went after CJ,
and CJ dropped down and low bridged him. So Alex
got eliminated. Well again, I came behind him and I
was like, he's son of a bitch, and I run
after CJ and he like doesn't pass by, so I
I'm my momentum takes me out of the ring and
looks like I'm about to get eliminated too. They're like, man,
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he just got both of us the same time, and
he runs at me. I give him a big shoulder
and the gut thing, and he like takes one step
over and Alix just yanked his ass out like fucking
a monster coming from under your bed.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Dude like.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Just pulls him right out from under the bottom rope
and beat his ass. It was great. It was great.
But I love ship like that, like it keeps it
keeps people on their toes, you know. James and I
follow the apron a bunch.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I had that elimination fighting that Josh ever or Joseph
Everhart on the apron. I keep saying Josh because I
used to work with a due named Josh. Yeah, but
uh yeah, like they compelled me. Hilarious. Julius is so
(29:58):
fucking funny.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
You want TikTok all the time.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
He does some killer stuff. The guy can do anything
in the ring, Like he's so athletic it's insane. And
now he's just like testing himself, like what can I try?
How can I screw this up? Yeah? It's pretty cool.
And if he's got a good ring, then man, he
(30:24):
can do some really really cool ship. Oh man, Oh,
they're about to switch to real ropes at a c
W instead of the cable ship there. They're doing all
the right things. Man, it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Poster.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Thank you for putting absolutely all the top questions right there.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Front time date placed.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Great looking post or two mm hmmm. Uh. They got
a new like social media person and which may be
bradd That maybe who they were talking about. I don't
know anyway, but they're they're killing it. They're killing it.
The wrestling there is getting better. Talent is getting better.
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C J was their top guy. He still is, like
he's still one of their top guys there, but like
the bar has has went up tremendously because like Trayvon
Ali's there, and he's there, and fucking Jack Tatum's there.
Speaker 6 (31:34):
No, don't tell him anything.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I told Daniel to ask Trey about the about those AirPods.
I haven't sent him the voice message yet. I'm debating
that was I laughed so hard. No, don't tell him anything.
(32:05):
His wife like snitched on him so fast. She was mad.
It was funny, though, that's some ship you would do.
I told him to look in his bag. He said
he looked three times. I bet you as soon as
I get home, I'm gonna look in that bag and
find the motherfucker's mm hmm. Didn't even get home.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
It's like that one day to TikTok Penessa.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Husband nice, it's the name for it. Husband y'all can't
find shit. He sees his wife was a doctor pepper, right,
a can of Dr Pepper and he's like, oh, that
looks nice, right, I want one.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
Opens the fridge.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
I immediately see the twelve pat case of Dr Pepper
front and center of the fridge. He looks directly beside
that box.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
And it's like, well, no, there's no can drinks over here.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
Saw water drinks somewhere else on a shelf where they
normally keep Doctor pepl like cans and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
No, they're not here.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Looks at his Why I don't see him he's looking
for cans, he's not looking for Yeah, I understand that.
I understand that. It's it's still like, you know, come on,
but no, I get that.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
The box looks like the can.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I I do have to say it is not just
husbands that have that issue. We have that sometimes, like
I do. I look past it all the time. But uh,
but you have your moments in the fridge looking for shit.
Oh yeah, uh that I'll find and you can't. And
(33:53):
like what that was it? Oh, I don't remember what
it was like you, you and Nouellia both went and
looked for where and I was like, it's right here,
just here. It was like some kind of catch up
or some showing something random. But yeah, yeah, but we
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be unobservant. We be unobservant.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
I'm back on the man versus woman in the cart shoppers.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Oh yeah, it's bad. I can see it in the stories. Dude.
There's some guys that that like really do it, but
they like a lot of times they are lost. They
are lost, and you can see their loss. I'm like, hey, man,
can help you find something what you need.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
The best is when they.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Like take a picture and they're like, it's not here.
Which of these would you like as a substitution, And
it's like front and center?
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Right, yeah, this.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
One, the one I asked, the one right in the middle.
Describe that blue one for me. Thanks. I don't work great,
exactly what I wanted? Oh man?
Speaker 6 (35:19):
And then why did some stuff get substitute for others?
Speaker 5 (35:23):
Like make it make sense?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Oh yeah, I don't understand that either. No clue, no.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
Clue, because how did some woman ask for tampons and
they said they don't have those here and set her
a spiral ham? See see that face is the same
face we all had.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
It's just dumb. It makes zero sense. Why would you
because even in the app, like you can't. I think
you have to take a picture of the bar code
on instacart and you can't just substitute any fucking thing.
It's weird. I did Instacart for a little while, and like,
(36:05):
I don't understand how people do. How do you fuck
up that bad? It literally shows you a picture of
the fucking item you're supposed to get, and then it
describes the item under it, and it gives you the
bar code number, and like it does it in order
of the fucking aisle that you're going through in the store,
Like if you start at a certain place, it'll take
you up and down the fucking aisle as you're walking.
(36:27):
It's not that hard. Mm hmm.
Speaker 6 (36:31):
We're asking for Costa sauce. Why are you over at
the canned tomatoes?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
No, I mean they know you gotta you know you
want fresh. I think fresh canned tomatoes is not really
fresh it It tastes better out of the jar.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
I wish we went back to more glass usage.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I mean, I really wish we had a freezer so
I could just start making all that shit again.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Oh yeah, that.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
Would be nice.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
A couple hours on a Sunday to make sauce for
the next few weeks. At the rate that we use,
it's a lot of sauce. Sometimes it depends on how
broke we are. A lot of pastasy huh m hm,
shit's tight.
Speaker 6 (37:37):
He MNASKI exp.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
It's like a dollar for dollar twenty nine per box
of h oh yeah, yeah, it's just gonna like it's
better to go to the farmer's market and good stuff anyway,
and it's fresher and it tastes better. You can find
(38:03):
the perfect one compared to whatever farmer. So it's the
same as my thoughts on cannabis. Hey man, I have
more people coming and talking to me at shows now.
I had at least three different people come up to
me yesterday asking me about we and just like because
(38:28):
no one understands the difference between the THHCA like legal
version and regular like Delton nine marijuana, so the same shit.
So like you explained it to him, how how the
difference is, Like it's just harvested early. It's like they'll just,
(38:51):
you know, whenever it's completely lethalized, they'll just let it
fully mature. But they don't let it fully mature. But
that doesn't affect the potency of it, uh whatever. But yeah,
so just trying to like, hey man, like it's not worse.
You know, there's there's the Delta eight gave it this
real bad like stigma because that's not there's not a
(39:15):
lot of delta eight in the plant, so they have
to use other means to extract it out, and it's
it's like synthetic a lot of times, so and they
just put anything in there to try and get somebody high.
Like it's not what that's not what it is now,
you know what I'm saying. But that was the beginning
(39:35):
craze of it all, and nobody took it seriously, you know,
like not the legitimate people ease it. But it's such
a different thing now, So I feel like that it's
a This is a huge space, honestly, and like so
many people, I guess so many people are just surprised
that I do it, you know because because like they
(39:56):
don't know, like nobody realizes how much. Then I smoke
until I tell them because I don't smell like it
all the time, and I don't I don't look like
I'm a stoner fucking you know what I mean whatever,
And I'm an adult, you know, family person that's got
a career and like does ship and everything else. So
(40:20):
I don't know, but it's cool then that I could
be a good voice for the for the industry and
tell people what it's about.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
I'm just here to take pictures.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
You kill it. Your pictures are so good because I
cannot take this pictures. You got the whole. I don't care.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
You have a better eye.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Than I do. Like it's just a good aesthetic of it.
So I need to make a I can make a
backup account just for this stuff, just for like.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
So you lose all your wrestling stuff.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Oh no, I'm post on both. I'm not worried about
the wrestling stuff. It is what it is.
Speaker 5 (41:10):
When you lost my space.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Honestly, like starting over on a social media app doesn't
scare me because it may like fix my algorithm to
whatever I needed to be now because like TikTok, I've
got all those followers, but I don't get shipped for views.
Yeah you know what I mean, So fucking who cares?
Like it's just I don't need the cloud chase. I'd
(41:32):
rather get on there and like have my current content
of what I actually do now between all the podcasts
and the wrestling, and it just shows that I do
a ton of shit. I can do anything you should do.
Speaker 6 (41:47):
Of those talks about one of your saturdays.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Oh yeah, goes, I just my issue with all that
shit is I never film anything, you know what I'm saying.
If I had somebody behind me, like just then I'll hell, yeah,
let's do it. But I'm never thinking of filming it
because I'm I'm always like talking to somebody or like
(42:12):
listening to music or fucking working or trying to figure
out something. So I can't you know what I'm saying.
What what's right?
Speaker 6 (42:23):
You wake up, you wake up, You make the coffee,
You film the coffee thing and the time content. That's
your first clip. Then you film a little quick clip,
a little skinny scan of the bread. When you get
to the warehouse content, that's your second clip. You're not
filming like full minutes of talking throughout your whole day,
(42:44):
just little quick seconds of each stuff throughout your day,
from how you go through your day.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I don't know any gosh, God, why are you so needy?
Speaker 6 (42:56):
And then on like getting off the truck at this get,
I'll truck at this stop, and I'll truck this stop
back at the warehouse. Okay, now you're changing from whatever
gimmick to this gimmick.
Speaker 5 (43:09):
Now you're on the road.
Speaker 6 (43:11):
Now you're here. Now you're wrestling, and the wrestling clip.
Now it's after and it's you and Alex after there's
a clip of that whatever.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (43:20):
Then there's a waffle house clip in there somewhere, you
know what I'm saying. And there's a night time clip that's
your day from starting to finish Saturday and for something
o'clock in the morning until Sunday for something o'clock.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
In the morning.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Basically, yeah, yeah, I agree. Cool, I'll have to remember
to do it. I just again, like I don't think
about it, Like I don't film as much stuff throughout
the day, like I'm not. I don't know, And when
I'm in situations, I don't. I don't like, how many
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times have you heard or seen me meet someone really
cool or talk about some cool situation that I've been
in a random thing and I have no pictures, no video,
no jack shit, because I never fucking think of it.
Like I'm never like, oh wait, let me you know,
it's always like, oh I should, I don't know, let
(44:31):
me think of something real quick to say or something
pops in my head to say, and I'll do it.
I don't know. I'm such a spontaneous content person. I
can't plan anything
Speaker 6 (44:43):
Like that spontaneous clip of you producing
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