June 10, 2025 • 48 mins
Rhi wants to kiss a gator, Mark wants to domesticate morning doves, and Noelia’s just trying to keep the peace. From animal fantasies to gorilla war simulations, dangerous bird plans, and the birth of the ‘Titties & Trunks’ drag bar, this episode is off the rails in the best way. Unscripted, unpredictable, and totally Rhimarkable."
⚠️ Content Warning: Explicit language, absurd humor, and spontaneous adult themes.
⚠️ Content Warning: Explicit language, absurd humor, and spontaneous adult themes.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The way my humans.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Y'all are just too excited to go fuck with things
that naturally we shouldn't be fucking them white women and
animals in general, just just in general. We'll get back
to that conversation about the fucking gorilla's thing in a bit.
We've watched way too many simulations on that.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
That's crazy. But why are y'all so infatuated with touching
things that will kill you?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I love that y'all did the best.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I partially blame it on the fact that I watched
Animal Planet growing up, So like, on one hand, I know,
I probably they shouldn't touched it, But like I could accurately.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Blame this and yes, yes, exactly, he went out and
touched the danger puppies. Why can't I?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Because he works with the danger I can work with
him too, can you?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
So I want to kiss a gator, not a croc
A gator.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
You tried.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I know, the fucker wouldn't let me ask.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
For a reason.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I don't care. Let me sign a paper ship, let alone,
let me fine, But this stumb bitch right here.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
It's it's a baby it's mouth is taped shut. His
mouth doesn't have to be tape shot. I just hold
it should and give it.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
A little smooch.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, but like they'll be there all day. If you
do it, then everybody's gonna want to do it.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
We'll fuck them, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
This.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
This is why don't need to be a billionaire, cause
I'd be like.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Look, all these conservation places take my money, But can
I please smooth your gator?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Bye? That's all I need in return, Like I don't
need to know acknowledgment is nothing named after me.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Nothing. Just let me smooch your gator?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
And and boy, what else you have other things you'd
like to do?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, I wanna kiss uh a great white? I wanna
swim with well sharks?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You wanna kiss a great white?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You wanna kissas Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
They're not that aggressive?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I it's nerding out. Oh you could ask MoMA. I
had a bunch of shark books. They're not that aggressive?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Then why did they use cages?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Because we are pray shaped to them?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Unfortunately, So this gets me back to the are you sure? Look?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You know what I remember? Right now? There's a video
of a white woman shockingly on.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
A boat, right, and she's at the water holding a cake,
so it's like her birthday, and this shark just comes up,
mouth open, out of the water and she just grabs
it by the snoop and it's like no immediately, no,
my my cake and just turns it back into the water.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Anyway, back to me and my cake.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Jesus, Yeah, it's my cake.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I want this float in the water with sharks. I
want to go worship the moon with the elephants.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You want to worship the moon with the elephants, yes, okay.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Worship the moon so that the hammerheads see you'll go
swim with a hammerhead the hammerheads.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I want to give a bath? I don't know, yes.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Pinus yeah, uh huh as they'll gnaw your arm off.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
No at all. I'm not gonna go into the wild
to do this. I'll go to like they'll have.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
One that they can't release into the wild like these,
like the conservation and like the shelter thing needs and
the the the the.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Type of worlds of the world's.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
That sure, yes, but like shit happens still.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah, that's why I signed the paper and I add
at the bottom of the paper.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
If something happens to.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Me, if you kill this animal, I will mother fucking yes.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Do not fuck with this child.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
That was my bath.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
And I knew.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I shouldn't have been doing that.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I knew that.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
What's that Facebook group that you're in?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
The one uh call a hurst cause I'm gonna cut
that thing.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
It's a lot, it's a lot. I don't wanna get
near a hippo or a rhino. I don't wanna get
near them, yep. But I would love like a painting
of like.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Their little spoosh, their little lips smooched. You know how
zoos do that? Sometimes theories like awareness and stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Don't but like, oh yeah, safe paint on like noses
and lips and feet and whatever and.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Make art and ship. Yeah, I want some hippo and
rhino smooshes.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I mean that's that's feasible. That's probably a doable, like
achievable goal.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I'm just going they'll be like, read what is your
art collection? Different animals smooshes and footsteps, and.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, I mean that that's something you can already probably
do that.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah you can. They have the paint ones.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, don't they just have those a a tiger. World
does that shit all the time?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Oh yeah, but art does that chip let them all.
Carolina's it, yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
She's It's like in the gift shop, y'all. But like, alright,
that'd be cool, yes, m's ma'am.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
How get dat way from that down? You gonna make
he who shall not be named to get up and
do a minace yet light now, please, you'll.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Have a you'll have a fucking tiger's ass or something.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I will sat down on it. I don't give a fuck,
absolutely give.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
But yup, yup tail and all.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Ridiculous, like this is my scene from where the sides
and got sat on?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Is this his pov.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I can't wait for the new part to open.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Famous asses in movies? Bus what else?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I ain't play ship cause I damn near about scooped
up a prairie dog and put it in my bag.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
But one day Warmington, Jesus, spot can't have nice things?
You about scooped up a lot of shit?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Other damn was it a gator? Mm here coming on things.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I don't know how I coulda got out with him
as easily.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
But I could I damn near I coulda got him.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I just had to hop a chain lead, clants and
scoop that little puppy up and let's.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
It, gom, I ain't have to hop shit. Matter of fact,
the gate was right there.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Just yeah, no, it was.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Locked and I can't pick locks unfortunately. Say and I've
I've hopped a chain lead. That's a time or kill
in my life. That's easy peasy. Here we go. Kick
that puppy up, wall puppy.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
We got the fence, kids, permit a hole.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Did you put the thing on the thing?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Did you do to think?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Oh you did?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (08:32):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
The thing was the thing.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
The thing. I don't know if it made a difference.
So I'll see, I'll see you later.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Really, what else do I want to do? That's like ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I want to boot the snow of a king Cobra
because they just have cute assed spaces.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Them and Darby have the same faces. Oh my god,
you're right. Hold on, they have the same face.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Hm, Like that's it?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Like when not when the king Cobra is hooded, when
it's back and he's just looking at you, just chill.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, they got the same face.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
It's like Cobra commander.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Girl, what huh? Yep, you don't go outside. What's the matter,
what's the deal, what's up? Little pets? Oh, don't tell
me about it. It's gonna rain maybe maybe, I don't know.
(09:44):
I'm not hurting yet.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Alright, it's been a fucking week now.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
M that a that's so long.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I I felt pretty good today, Like my life felt
pretty solid.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I felt like it. It was just like a five
pound weight on it instead of like a twenty five
pound weight like a husband.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh that's good, yeah, perfectly, just in time.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, but I mean I feel I feel good. My
mobility's back, like, come good to go, I can run.
I ransom you ransom? Yeah, yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
It's me and Fortnite right now? Just in all these
weapons up? When are they bring them back to right?
Your weapon?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I heard it was just for like a day that
or a day or two or something. I sec you
a video about it. I don't know if that was
legit or not.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
That's my only quest, but I mean, evidently, but do
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, so since it happened,
I'm assuming whatever that video said was legit.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
And I swear if and when they bring back the weapons.
If my hollow is not included, your gonna be a
good man.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I really man, I've gotten away from using the Hollow
to something on Fortnite just because like I don't know
there the combat is more powerful up close and like
it fires faster than the hollow does.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, but I don't get close comeback most time.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Oh I I get caught all the time. I'm not
paying attention. Or I'll see somebody shoot and I'll be
like I'm just running, like shots fired, and I'm like
where is he? And I'm looking all over the place,
and you other He'll be like behind me or some shit,
and I'll turn around and be like, oh, oh there
you are. So it's amazing. I don't die more often.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Oh you're about to in this new update cause those
new weapons, the Star Wars weapons, Yeah, they.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Don't fuck around. You don't have time to look around
and see who sitting me. They're just hitting you like
a couple of times. An't gone.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yay. I mean that's whatever. It's like Storm Wars. Oh,
I got a Stormtrooper skin because my Disney Plus and
my Epic account is lenked, So I got a free
Stormtrooper skin so I can be just like a Stormtrooper
(12:22):
and miss all the time because.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
My name is.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I'm just gonna run around like that.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Wha'd funny do it? I picked up a stormtrooper and die?
Do I know what what it does?
Speaker 8 (12:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Because I die immediately after some new updates kicking as well.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
You'll get used to. Yeah, alright, So these simulations.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
What simulations?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
The the what was it you you showed me? Monkey?
Did mom show you the like ten thousand gorillas versus
like one hundred thousand men? No simulation like battles. I
think it may have been on like tabs or something
like that. Yeah, that one. Yeah was it ten thousand
(13:19):
or was it one thousand? Ten thousand versus one hundred
thousand men? That's what it was. Anyway. You just see
bodies flying everywhere, and like the gorillas just mowed through
every fucking person. They I think they lost like fourteen
gorillas maybe total, and just varied everybody. Yeah, it's crazy.
(13:48):
There was one gorilla versus I think like a thousand
men or something like that. I think they may have
gotten the gorilla in the simulation.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
M hmm.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I still don't believe that.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I mean, all the men are like that weapons, No, bitch,
you don't.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, like you don't have weapons. Obviously, if you have weapons,
that's not fair. It's not fair anyway, honestly, Like weapons
almost makes it kind of even. But like, if you
have weapons, you can just kill it, and that defeats
the purpose, takes away from the social experiment. I need
to see this ship happen. I just I just like
(14:34):
I don't. I want to, but like I don't.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Want to happen underground animal fight.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
What I'm saying is.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
The time that the Standfords experiment came out, I want
to see it happen.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Like I need to see this in action. I need
to see tear. I need to see a hundred dudes
trying to fight a gorilla ground.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Up a hundred pedophiles.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Totally. Hell, they've they've found that many here.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Luckily exactly the last two weeks.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
But all right, So I'm just saying there's a hundred
motherfuckers out there, for some dumb reason, think they could
take a girl. Yeah, and we know there is because
I know a few people that said they thought they
could online loud in public in front of everybody, And
I was like, y'all are stupid. Y'all are stupid. I'm
just gonna leave it alone. I am trying to get in this argument, right,
(15:31):
but we're gonna talk about it anyway. I just want
to see it happen. Take take a hundred of those people.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
They need to bring that show back.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
No, that's still a simulation. But I want to see
this and I don't need that well. I want I want.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Live in Actiondows.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I'm down, like we can make this like a monthly show.
How how long does it take to convict people are
doing that ship and them to You're gonna have to fight?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
What age? Are they in.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Bronze No, I think they're in their Stone Age? I
think they're in their Stone age.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Ravens are in the Bronze Age. What era age?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
It's a it's an evolutionary thing like, uh, Stone age
would be like making tools out of stones.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Obviously, Bronze Age.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Is like, I don't know, forging weapons out of ships.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I mean it depends on the species.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Obviously, are crozier the Bronze as because of their intelligence?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Are they forging weapons? Uh?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
They're holding grudges, they have gangs.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I've seen that they they can they.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Figure out how to weaponize shit. What else can they do?
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
They understand geometry to an extent.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Mm yeah, I mean obviously not everyone needs to make
weapons in whatever age. That's that's a human trait because
everybody's so fucking protective.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
And girl, what the fuck? Let the cobra sleep.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Girl all the time. But that brings me back to
why I think we can find a hundred motherfuckers that
wanna fight a girl.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Saying.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Some monkey species have been observed using stone tools, essentially
entering their stone age, like learning how to forge and
and like make shit. That's pretty cool, But I.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Think bronze age is more like social and intelligence face.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I hope. So, man, some these hm, some of these
uh I'm gorillas are gonna fucking start fighting back.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Some things they should, as they should.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
I fully think orega tanks can speak English and they
just choose not to because they know humans will put.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Them to work.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
They probably do.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Have you ever just had an oregatane look at you
and just had that eye conversation?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, they can speak English.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I mean they heard enough they can understand you.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Ever see the videos of like the mama oregatans just
breaking into a resort to get like snacks and shit
for her babies and just hanging out.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh no, I don't have typically look for that kind
of stuff though.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
That shit's funny. They do it. It's so great.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Look, chimps n can be taught signed, Gorillas can be
taught signed.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yes, orangutans can be taught sign.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Ooh so that is amazing vie y'all. Yeah, I mean
mm hm.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
And I'm sure they've learned to read lips over the years,
as even if they can't understand the language, They've learned
to read lips every years. But I'm sure they understand
the language just.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
And they teach their kids that they like they pass
on ship well yeah, and they just sit and observed behavior.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Well we used to do that ship too a long
time ago.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
And then like as a species, the mama or anything,
just sit and watch the Oh so humans are just chilling.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Just chilling here. I can get free food snacks here.
M hmmm cool. Cool. We're just gonna walk right in.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
This is my my sandwich now, absolutely it is.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I mean, who would argue with it? Not me? You
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I would willingly come get this? Do you want this?
Speaker 9 (19:51):
Get this?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
As long as they're not aggressive towards people, or people
aren't aggressive towards it, really, you know what I mean?
Like ever, everybody's chill, cool band Yeah, coming in.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
I don't know why I'm less afraid of orangutans than
I am of teas and gorillas.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Those pictures are strongest, hall t I'm more scared of chance.
What the fuck.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Right?
Speaker 8 (20:22):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Like that.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
We grew up watching that ship.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
He always had a damn orangutang with him and smoking
the bandit had it all the time. I grew up
watching that ship.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I I My dad was big Burt Renolds guy. Oh,
Canniball Run, Smoking the Bandit. You never watched Canniball Run.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I've seen bits and piece.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
It's terribly funny, but I know.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I can't tell you I've watched Going all.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
The way through.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I mean, it's old school comedy shit.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
That wasn't my granny's fan base. One granny's fan base
was fucking Elvis. Sure sh was obsessed with it. And
then over here on the other side, we was watching
wrestling and the cops and ship.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
So did you watch Chips?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
But I don't remember, cause it was the only time ago,
Eric Strata whatever. The other blonde guy's name was John something.
I don't know. I think everybody was John back then.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Really is toot this out? And she didn't know what
the fuck we're talking about. It's like a whole different
language of television shows.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Oh yeah, I gotta hugger names. Oh yeah, she's pretty good.
Huh uh huh. I'm so scared. It's so good. I'm
so scared it's gonna go so bad and goes to
ship go yeah, go lay down, no, thank you? Oh
(22:05):
my gosh, what else do I wanna do? That's just
fucking ridiculous for no reason.
Speaker 9 (22:16):
Uh, I don't know, see 'em out that perfect.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I can't think that I am swimming with the whale sharks. Yeah,
that's not crazy though, exactly. That feel easily done. Yeah,
I feel like that's a pretty.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Safe it is.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I there.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Nothing's gonna happen to me, not from that.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Shark, even in the wild. Not from that yeah, not
from that shark.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
From others maybe yeah, that one, No, the basking shark.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
No, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, nurse sharks. I
mean you gotta catch up little spicy one.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I guess or do so stupid?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Oh, I wanna be bit by a hog nose so
I can say I was bitten by a venomus snake
and survive.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Wait? What? What? What are you about to.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Expand on that?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Yes, hog noose are venomous. Uh huh, but they're rear famed.
Uh huh, so they chomp uh huh. So for us
it's not fatal. It's just some mild irritation. So technically
it was bit by a venomous snake.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
And survive. The boy agree, what's that cause you been
by a hog nose? They yeah, yeah, let's see.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
The people will just be scared of hog nose a
sprinter fun reason. If they're venomous, it's gonna hurt you. No,
it's not.
Speaker 9 (23:49):
Most extends that. Yeah, they're they're dramatic and they don't
bite often. Their goes thing is to play that. Yeah,
they're like apostles. I wanna apossum that one. Love possums
a little so funky.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I swear I saw somebody the other day like chasing
apossum somewhere. I saw a video of it.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
I don't remember what was the reason. Why are you
chasing the it like playful. Oh it wasn't like can marry?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Motherfucker? Got out ya where I still get the polls?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Where are you been? Y'all about to get kicked out?
Because where have you been? I didn't even know you
were in here.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
When the doors wide open.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Hell, that's a nice thing, I guess, she.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Man the Book of Face don't ever give me notifications anymore.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I don't ever get you know what. And I tried
to do an update on that on this this morning
and it said, no, I bit, you have got the
room for that.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
The fuck are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
So I gotta go back and delete some more pictures.
I haven't deleted like the gimmick pictures in a long,
long long time. So I got a bunch of those
along here.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
So I can do my Book of Face update and
hope that again I start receiving notifications.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Oh yeah, it's trying to push notifications to me a
couple of times. I just don't care about Facebook anymore.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
I mean, when I'm sharing shit that's like work wise,
I would like to see Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
What I'm saying, Oh what are you about?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
To?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Checking up window and gives you all it's just a
shit app Oh yeah, it's just a bunch of complaining
and griping for no fucking reason, just to argue with you.
Speaker 8 (25:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Uh oh. And I talked to Osha about the the
his posts the other day. Everybody was like losing her
mind over. He's got the same fucking thought process that
I do about it, except he he goes, uh, Like me,
in sales, I've always learned you throw the top thing
at him first and then negotiate your way down. Well,
(26:09):
he wants to send them the base rates first and
then upsell everything else. And I'm like, well that's harder though,
Like I feel like you cut.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Out, especially on the indies when they have a set
budget that's not thousands and millions of dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, I feel like that's harder. I was like, it
may work for you. I'm not like, I'm not telling
me how to run your business. Obviously. It's like, but
I've always you know, I've done it this way just
because of that whatever. It's not that he's the one's wrong, obviously,
it's the way he's working for him. I always working
for me, you know, and all that stuff. We had
a good conversation about by people texting go like, man,
(26:45):
I'm so glad you said something. I had a bunch
of people blowing me up about it. And I know
people look for you for them. Why I'm not right
all the time? I'm wrong most of the time.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I just feel like, you know, you need to promote yourself.
What point you know, he's like sh Sharon Flyer doesn't
take any effort. It's like, 're it totally agree? And
if you're going through all that shit, I was like,
it's it's a bit different for you at okay, because
you are typically traveling into a place to wrestle somebody
(27:29):
you don't you know what I mean, or don't have
a lot of tape on or haven't like maybe not
familiar with or something like that. Like they're bringing it
in to work there, guys a lot of times cause
you're the TV guy. Yeah, it's a bit of a
different different thought process when it comes to them. So like,
I understand what you're talking about. And and you know,
he's got his image that he's putting out for training
(27:52):
and it's it's all like high quality everything. You could
you know, put your money into it, but that's just
be part of the fee. Yeah, in my opinion, like
if you're going through all, if I was going to
Kendall's studio every time I needed to get shipped done
like a lot of guys do now, uh, I am
(28:14):
paying for that to get done. I'd be charging additional
rates to cover that, depending on whatever, you know, whatever
I needed there, Yeah, if it's that important to me,
because it's all part of the business.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Expense and many close up.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Anyway, what else coming on?
Speaker 7 (28:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
You know what I want? You know those little mini
chainsaws on a long stick.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yes, they're used for like t ship.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
I want one for some of these we treat things
and the bamboo ship that's clustering up.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Okay, oh yeah, fuck sh up.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
And I need to trim that one bush back cause
we're the lord. Which one bush, not the rose bush,
the one beside it?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh yeah, I think the like shears then shippen in
the closet.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah, that's the last place I put 'em.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
And I need to trim back all that stuff around
the mailbox too.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
And over there. Yeah, I'm not sure, like wildflower area.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Yeah, but I still need to cut it back down
in order for the seeds to be able to like
get the ground and ship.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, I mean that's from last year's regrow. A lot
of that stuff is you could see the flowers and stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Then, oh that's the biggest DA have Dolan families.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
This is a a couple of weeds, obviously, but.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Whats as I need to clear out all my plant
beds and get all the fucking shit and I need
ground feeders aka black terra cotta deemics.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I'm trying to.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Gain the trust of mourning doves here so if and
when we ever leave this house, I can just scoop
them up and like a little a little crate, like
a little hat crate, and take them with us.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
Don't look at me like that.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
They'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
That depends on where we're moved to the best. I
don't believe you. I can see you're different.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
What does that mean you have?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
When I know you're lying about.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
No, they'll be fine.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
No, I'm smirking cause you're like right here, I'm smirking
cause you're thinking, which, why the fuck are you trying
to steal sparks?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Left side? Right there?
Speaker 4 (31:01):
What?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Look?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Don't act like you don't like hearing them sing? I
do it's getting harder and harder to hear them.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
That.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
No, I'm talking about in the wild. But I got
a pair here, I have a breeding pair here.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Yeah, and you scoop 'em up like the pigeons, like
I get a pigeon, easy beasy like that.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Ain't uh huh.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
They're they're everywhere, yeah, and they're domestic.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Yeah yeah, but they don't seem like the morning. But
you see what I'm saying, Like they're they're cousins. You
see what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I mean s domesticate 'em. Who's doing what? Kick 'em out?
You get domesticatom right.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Uh huh. And then you scoops 'em up and like
a little cat carrier. You're right, and then you.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Take 'em with us when we're moving and they just
be our little our little or little whatever's. And then
when we move to protect 'em, I'm gonna need like
a little like this little.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Side area or whatever. Yeah, like put a net or
something to protect 'em for them to be like they
can be out there. But like the hawks, finshit.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Can't I mm cote cock somemside? I I hate birds?
What's the rain birds just those.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
It's just just those birds. You won't ever catch me
asking for a parrot.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
No, no, no, no, maybe a cockatail if it springs
into a cup, but only under those conditions.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Screams into a cup. Yeah, why is there a cup
so close to a cocktail that it would you would
know it's a dix cup.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
That motherfucker picks it up and screams into it.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Oh really yeah, Oh okay, so you just like put
it in its cage.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yeah, he just picks it up with his foot, holding
it up to speak, and.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
He just screams into the it's probably telling you to
let him the funk out.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
It's great.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
It's great until it's like two in the morning.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
Yeah, for it, But then that's why you put him
in the cage, and then you close the cage and
tell them it's none that time, and.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Then they go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I all right, it would be great for about four
or five times, or as long as it's funny.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Oh, it's funny. Have you never seen the coffee house
screaming into a cup?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Oh, yes you have.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
I'm sure it is funny. I'm just saying, if it's
in the house with us, we get annoyed with noises
very easily, which is ridiculous because we all have like
audible stems.
Speaker 10 (33:52):
Sway, I have to rest, not a screaming goat what
mm oh the cockatail or cockatoo? I think it's cocka till.
It's the one I'm looking for. Nope, a cockatoo. It
was cockatoos.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Do you cockatoo?
Speaker 8 (34:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:09):
These cocka tills are the little, the great ones I
was talking about, yes one, look you ready?
Speaker 1 (34:14):
You're not ready?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Jesus okoy lord.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
He was just playing with his toys.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Yeah, like they have a lot of people who have
parents will have like specific areas with all their toys
and then they left them out and love to do.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Whatever the stuff other day. Just insane, No.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
None of that. No, but but the morning dove that
would drive me insane.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
The mourning doves. Absolutely yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Uh I'm I looked like mourning doves and little bob
whites and shit.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
You wanna gole beas can you'll be bees? I only
dovesticay and you see 'em all the time over here
looking for ship.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
So I need to clean up that water dish and
then put it on the ground for them. So it's easier,
and then I need to get ground feeders.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
For stuff. Do y'all wanna go outside? But where where
did you come from? Can you go outside?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Say, like.
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Over you remember that show?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
What was that show? Bubblegues?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
He said, no, I must come annoy you. Calise you
want to go out, sock Calase, you wanna go side
where we're going. I'm getting up.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
You leave me in the direction where we're going, Right,
that'd be really cool to have like a netted off
area for the cats. Pipe dreams of being rich one
day or resourceful enough to build it, So probably being
(36:13):
rich one day. It's not that I don't think I'm
resourceful enough to do things like that.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
I just I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
I have to be in a mood, and I'm never
in that mood. I'm not a builder in that respect.
I don't think m I'm like a I don't know
what I am. I I help people expand things. I'm
(36:51):
like acid. What I was saying.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
That?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Uh, I'm not like creative in in the respect of
what what the hell was I saying?
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Building?
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Building things?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
And then he just goes, I'm like acid. I help
people expand things.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
I mean I help people expand on things. I'm not
much of a builder though, Like I don't. I don't
enjoy uh like building the shit, okay, probably cause I
did it all the time when my dad as a kid,
and like had to do it all the time kind of.
Speaker 11 (37:41):
And and I never have the fucking tools that I
need for shit, And I don't wanna spend the money
on the tools that I need for all of it.
I'd rather just pay somebody that knows what he's doing
do it and it's done in like twenty minutes. But
it's expensive to do that.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
So here we are.
Speaker 6 (38:00):
Or up you screens?
Speaker 12 (38:08):
What just just what you did?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
The greedy?
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yeah, just greedy and they greedy.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
What are their animals in a one on one or
one on one hundred contests? Do you think that could
take out a troup of humans? So say, bounce hippos?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Hippos though right out rhou grazly bear.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
They were just rolled through polar bears.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Especially there a piste off elephant and they hold a grudge.
Remember that one elephant.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
That travels like five miles just step on them and.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
It came back.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Bitch amazing.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
I love elephants to worship the moon with them one day.
It would be great, good time just out there with
the girls.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Just a picture that scene and fucking to the window,
Sandra Bull.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Mm hmmm, it's me and the elephants.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Naked as a jayberb.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Yep to the window, hold my branches up in the air.
Damn elephants do with their little trunks. Great time. Sounds
like a fucking delight. You should market that, should bitches,
We would sign up and you would make.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
So much motherfucking money.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Titties and trunks.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
I zone back into the real cad. I come back
to the ship. I'm gonna make a shirt that says
titties and trunks and.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
Shut the moon and then it's just gonna say titties
and trunks and then all the money made from.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
That, I'm just gonna be like here zoom for the elephants,
for the girls. I did this for the girls.
Speaker 13 (40:29):
Oh man, I'm trying to figure out when the fun we're.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Gonna go to the zoo.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Titties and Trunks is a great name for a co
ed trip cup too, Yeah, just saying one of them.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Our drag ball.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah, oh, definitely a drag bar.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Perfect.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
If if ever there were a better name only ship.
You got the queens and the kings and cities and trumps.
That's great.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
They can dance there until they transfer.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Stop. Well, they won't have the trunk at they don't
need to. I'm just joke, just a joke. No, it's
my good one.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Take it out of the rolodex. Don't me out of
the rolodex. There he goes, Why because people are talking outside.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Out cash stop Usti inter just takes one.
Speaker 8 (42:04):
Oh h damn it.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Why do you make me a liar?
Speaker 2 (42:07):
See you left in this one idea?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Maybe I can't see him?
Speaker 8 (42:12):
Okay, uh, yes, that is the let.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
So where do you got to do that? Shit?
Speaker 8 (42:19):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
What do you to hang out with the elephants since then?
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I mean that's behind the scenes, war set scenes, but
most of 'em.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
Don't let you get closer to the animals unless you're
seeing the outer mustn't let your feet an autumn.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
You're gonna have to go to like India.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Oh, curchet, we have to go to India?
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Right?
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Oh no, right, where are Africa? Wherever there's a bunch
of elephants, go where the elephants are?
Speaker 1 (42:58):
That's where I'll be. Where's that one elephant? But it's
like he tolls the road.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Ah, I feel like that's gotta be in Africa. No,
is it?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
I always see like a bunch of I don't know.
It just seems like a well maybe I don't know.
It seems like a a s Safari tour that goes
through there.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
No, like it's a busy ass road.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
No. Yeah, and he just stands on the road and
just stops all the cars until they give him a
snack or something, and then he's too busy eating snack
that they get to go by.
Speaker 12 (43:34):
It's funny, boy, go over there, you go over there,
go kN down, go na leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
See, it's cute if an elephant does it. If I
did that, people will be very angry.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I mean, I don't mean.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
I'm sure or if you would give me a snack,
but more often than not, go get a job your bum,
get out of the room.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
You Yeah, Marca, M I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
It like me.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
It's not like storm. Those trees said, look you want
to see my leaves like it's gonna storm the chest lyons.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Betja that the person that was on acid, and she said,
what if the wind is just the trees talking to
each other?
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Yeah, I can believe it.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
There's just gossip.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
I've been there before, you been there before.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Yeah, the trees are gospel.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
No, I mean that much as to believe those things.
Tashka later on.
Speaker 6 (45:01):
Yeah, did there goes back?
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Far right up?
Speaker 2 (45:06):
What's rum?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Later she said nine, thinkay, don't come small burn over
to your I wor thinks Shearon is not caring in
that instance things pam, Oh my gosh, it's that hard
(45:31):
every time, every day, every day, multiple times a day,
and sometimes at like three o'clock in the morning, cause
you're like your where were we going for dinner?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
I don't know, hm, yam ye checking out that the
better part of the game. Like that, Jesus. The headline
(46:28):
I just saw was man who saw Earth from space
for one hundred and seventy eight days has realized that
we're living a lie. And I was like, Okay, I
need to read the article on that. I feel like
everybody that like stays in outer space for a long
time comes back and like gets disgusted with humanity because
(46:49):
they're like, we really don't need all this shit. The
power outed shit in like Spain and France and all that.
The other day, everybody just like, alright, I guess we'll
take a nap, right hanging.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
I need to find a fucking invaderism shorts for you,
and then I need to go look for the old school.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Like cassette players that they're bringing back out for five bucks.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Mmm, give me one book? Like are they still in
good condition?
Speaker 1 (47:21):
We'll find out how much phy is it gonna cost
me a couple of cents?
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Maybe? What else do I need?
Speaker 8 (47:30):
I need some more?
Speaker 3 (47:31):
I wanna see what kind of lighting they've got going on.
And there's a doll tree right beside.
Speaker 8 (47:43):
Of the two.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
I need to run into that motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
Two mm, I need I need sensulary stuff from there
one where dollar tree.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
I don't throwing anod stuff. Well, y'all should God or do.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Or tr I gonna put my pants on.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
We're going now, say class.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
I mean we can't go tomorrow the Bride. I'm gonna
be out shows. I'm bringing this.
Speaker 8 (48:20):
And we
Speaker 4 (48:23):
Pants
The way my humans.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Y'all are just too excited to go fuck with things
that naturally we shouldn't be fucking them white women and
animals in general, just just in general. We'll get back
to that conversation about the fucking gorilla's thing in a bit.
We've watched way too many simulations on that.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
That's crazy. But why are y'all so infatuated with touching
things that will kill you?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I love that y'all did the best.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I partially blame it on the fact that I watched
Animal Planet growing up, So like, on one hand, I know,
I probably they shouldn't touched it, But like I could accurately.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Blame this and yes, yes, exactly, he went out and
touched the danger puppies. Why can't I?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Because he works with the danger I can work with
him too, can you?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, all right?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
So I want to kiss a gator, not a croc
A gator.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
You tried.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I know, the fucker wouldn't let me ask.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
For a reason.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I don't care. Let me sign a paper ship, let alone,
let me fine, But this stumb bitch right here.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
It's it's a baby it's mouth is taped shut. His
mouth doesn't have to be tape shot. I just hold
it should and give it.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
A little smooch.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, but like they'll be there all day. If you
do it, then everybody's gonna want to do it.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
We'll fuck them, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
This.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
This is why don't need to be a billionaire, cause
I'd be like.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Look, all these conservation places take my money, But can
I please smooth your gator?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Bye? That's all I need in return, Like I don't
need to know acknowledgment is nothing named after me.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Nothing. Just let me smooch your gator?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
And and boy, what else you have other things you'd
like to do?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, I wanna kiss uh a great white? I wanna
swim with well sharks?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You wanna kiss a great white?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You wanna kissas Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
They're not that aggressive?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I it's nerding out. Oh you could ask MoMA. I
had a bunch of shark books. They're not that aggressive?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Then why did they use cages?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Because we are pray shaped to them?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Unfortunately, So this gets me back to the are you sure? Look?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You know what I remember? Right now? There's a video
of a white woman shockingly on.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
A boat, right, and she's at the water holding a cake,
so it's like her birthday, and this shark just comes up,
mouth open, out of the water and she just grabs
it by the snoop and it's like no immediately, no,
my my cake and just turns it back into the water.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Anyway, back to me and my cake.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Jesus, Yeah, it's my cake.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I want this float in the water with sharks. I
want to go worship the moon with the elephants.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You want to worship the moon with the elephants, yes, okay.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Worship the moon so that the hammerheads see you'll go
swim with a hammerhead the hammerheads.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I want to give a bath? I don't know, yes.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Pinus yeah, uh huh as they'll gnaw your arm off.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
No at all. I'm not gonna go into the wild
to do this. I'll go to like they'll have.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
One that they can't release into the wild like these,
like the conservation and like the shelter thing needs and
the the the the.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Type of worlds of the world's.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
That sure, yes, but like shit happens still.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah, that's why I signed the paper and I add
at the bottom of the paper.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
If something happens to.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Me, if you kill this animal, I will mother fucking yes.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Do not fuck with this child.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
That was my bath.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
And I knew.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I shouldn't have been doing that.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I knew that.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
What's that Facebook group that you're in?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
The one uh call a hurst cause I'm gonna cut
that thing.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
It's a lot, it's a lot. I don't wanna get
near a hippo or a rhino. I don't wanna get
near them, yep. But I would love like a painting
of like.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Their little spoosh, their little lips smooched. You know how
zoos do that? Sometimes theories like awareness and stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Don't but like, oh yeah, safe paint on like noses
and lips and feet and whatever and.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Make art and ship. Yeah, I want some hippo and
rhino smooshes.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I mean that's that's feasible. That's probably a doable, like
achievable goal.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I'm just going they'll be like, read what is your
art collection? Different animals smooshes and footsteps, and.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, I mean that that's something you can already probably
do that.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah you can. They have the paint ones.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, don't they just have those a a tiger. World
does that shit all the time?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Oh yeah, but art does that chip let them all.
Carolina's it, yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
She's It's like in the gift shop, y'all. But like, alright,
that'd be cool, yes, m's ma'am.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
How get dat way from that down? You gonna make
he who shall not be named to get up and
do a minace yet light now, please, you'll.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Have a you'll have a fucking tiger's ass or something.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I will sat down on it. I don't give a fuck,
absolutely give.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
But yup, yup tail and all.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Ridiculous, like this is my scene from where the sides
and got sat on?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Is this his pov.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I can't wait for the new part to open.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Famous asses in movies? Bus what else?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I ain't play ship cause I damn near about scooped
up a prairie dog and put it in my bag.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
But one day Warmington, Jesus, spot can't have nice things?
You about scooped up a lot of shit?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Other damn was it a gator? Mm here coming on things.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I don't know how I coulda got out with him
as easily.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
But I could I damn near I coulda got him.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I just had to hop a chain lead, clants and
scoop that little puppy up and let's.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
It, gom, I ain't have to hop shit. Matter of fact,
the gate was right there.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Just yeah, no, it was.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Locked and I can't pick locks unfortunately. Say and I've
I've hopped a chain lead. That's a time or kill
in my life. That's easy peasy. Here we go. Kick
that puppy up, wall puppy.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
We got the fence, kids, permit a hole.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Did you put the thing on the thing?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Did you do to think?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Oh you did?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (08:32):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
The thing was the thing.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
The thing. I don't know if it made a difference.
So I'll see, I'll see you later.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Really, what else do I want to do? That's like ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I want to boot the snow of a king Cobra
because they just have cute assed spaces.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Them and Darby have the same faces. Oh my god,
you're right. Hold on, they have the same face.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Hm, Like that's it?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Like when not when the king Cobra is hooded, when
it's back and he's just looking at you, just chill.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, they got the same face.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
It's like Cobra commander.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Girl, what huh? Yep, you don't go outside. What's the matter,
what's the deal, what's up? Little pets? Oh, don't tell
me about it. It's gonna rain maybe maybe, I don't know.
(09:44):
I'm not hurting yet.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Alright, it's been a fucking week now.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
M that a that's so long.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I I felt pretty good today, Like my life felt
pretty solid.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I felt like it. It was just like a five
pound weight on it instead of like a twenty five
pound weight like a husband.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh that's good, yeah, perfectly, just in time.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, but I mean I feel I feel good. My
mobility's back, like, come good to go, I can run.
I ransom you ransom? Yeah, yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
It's me and Fortnite right now? Just in all these
weapons up? When are they bring them back to right?
Your weapon?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I heard it was just for like a day that
or a day or two or something. I sec you
a video about it. I don't know if that was
legit or not.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
That's my only quest, but I mean, evidently, but do
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, so since it happened,
I'm assuming whatever that video said was legit.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
And I swear if and when they bring back the weapons.
If my hollow is not included, your gonna be a
good man.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I really man, I've gotten away from using the Hollow
to something on Fortnite just because like I don't know
there the combat is more powerful up close and like
it fires faster than the hollow does.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, but I don't get close comeback most time.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Oh I I get caught all the time. I'm not
paying attention. Or I'll see somebody shoot and I'll be
like I'm just running, like shots fired, and I'm like
where is he? And I'm looking all over the place,
and you other He'll be like behind me or some shit,
and I'll turn around and be like, oh, oh there
you are. So it's amazing. I don't die more often.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Oh you're about to in this new update cause those
new weapons, the Star Wars weapons, Yeah, they.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Don't fuck around. You don't have time to look around
and see who sitting me. They're just hitting you like
a couple of times. An't gone.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yay. I mean that's whatever. It's like Storm Wars. Oh,
I got a Stormtrooper skin because my Disney Plus and
my Epic account is lenked, So I got a free
Stormtrooper skin so I can be just like a Stormtrooper
(12:22):
and miss all the time because.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
My name is.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I'm just gonna run around like that.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Wha'd funny do it? I picked up a stormtrooper and die?
Do I know what what it does?
Speaker 8 (12:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Because I die immediately after some new updates kicking as well.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
You'll get used to. Yeah, alright, So these simulations.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
What simulations?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
The the what was it you you showed me? Monkey?
Did mom show you the like ten thousand gorillas versus
like one hundred thousand men? No simulation like battles. I
think it may have been on like tabs or something
like that. Yeah, that one. Yeah was it ten thousand
(13:19):
or was it one thousand? Ten thousand versus one hundred
thousand men? That's what it was. Anyway. You just see
bodies flying everywhere, and like the gorillas just mowed through
every fucking person. They I think they lost like fourteen
gorillas maybe total, and just varied everybody. Yeah, it's crazy.
(13:48):
There was one gorilla versus I think like a thousand
men or something like that. I think they may have
gotten the gorilla in the simulation.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
M hmm.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I still don't believe that.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I mean, all the men are like that weapons, No, bitch,
you don't.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, like you don't have weapons. Obviously, if you have weapons,
that's not fair. It's not fair anyway, honestly, Like weapons
almost makes it kind of even. But like, if you
have weapons, you can just kill it, and that defeats
the purpose, takes away from the social experiment. I need
to see this ship happen. I just I just like
(14:34):
I don't. I want to, but like I don't.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Want to happen underground animal fight.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
What I'm saying is.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
The time that the Standfords experiment came out, I want
to see it happen.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Like I need to see this in action. I need
to see tear. I need to see a hundred dudes
trying to fight a gorilla ground.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Up a hundred pedophiles.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Totally. Hell, they've they've found that many here.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Luckily exactly the last two weeks.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
But all right, So I'm just saying there's a hundred
motherfuckers out there, for some dumb reason, think they could
take a girl. Yeah, and we know there is because
I know a few people that said they thought they
could online loud in public in front of everybody, And
I was like, y'all are stupid. Y'all are stupid. I'm
just gonna leave it alone. I am trying to get in this argument, right,
(15:31):
but we're gonna talk about it anyway. I just want
to see it happen. Take take a hundred of those people.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
They need to bring that show back.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
No, that's still a simulation. But I want to see
this and I don't need that well. I want I want.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Live in Actiondows.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I'm down, like we can make this like a monthly show.
How how long does it take to convict people are
doing that ship and them to You're gonna have to fight?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
What age? Are they in.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Bronze No, I think they're in their Stone Age? I
think they're in their Stone age.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Ravens are in the Bronze Age. What era age?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
It's a it's an evolutionary thing like, uh, Stone age
would be like making tools out of stones.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Obviously, Bronze Age.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Is like, I don't know, forging weapons out of ships.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I mean it depends on the species.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Obviously, are crozier the Bronze as because of their intelligence?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Are they forging weapons? Uh?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
They're holding grudges, they have gangs.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I've seen that they they can they.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Figure out how to weaponize shit. What else can they do?
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
They understand geometry to an extent.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Mm yeah, I mean obviously not everyone needs to make
weapons in whatever age. That's that's a human trait because
everybody's so fucking protective.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
And girl, what the fuck? Let the cobra sleep.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Girl all the time. But that brings me back to
why I think we can find a hundred motherfuckers that
wanna fight a girl.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Saying.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Some monkey species have been observed using stone tools, essentially
entering their stone age, like learning how to forge and
and like make shit. That's pretty cool, But I.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Think bronze age is more like social and intelligence face.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I hope. So, man, some these hm, some of these
uh I'm gorillas are gonna fucking start fighting back.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Some things they should, as they should.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
I fully think orega tanks can speak English and they
just choose not to because they know humans will put.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Them to work.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
They probably do.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Have you ever just had an oregatane look at you
and just had that eye conversation?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, they can speak English.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I mean they heard enough they can understand you.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Ever see the videos of like the mama oregatans just
breaking into a resort to get like snacks and shit
for her babies and just hanging out.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh no, I don't have typically look for that kind
of stuff though.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
That shit's funny. They do it. It's so great.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Look, chimps n can be taught signed, Gorillas can be
taught signed.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yes, orangutans can be taught sign.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Ooh so that is amazing vie y'all. Yeah, I mean
mm hm.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
And I'm sure they've learned to read lips over the years,
as even if they can't understand the language, They've learned
to read lips every years. But I'm sure they understand
the language just.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
And they teach their kids that they like they pass
on ship well yeah, and they just sit and observed behavior.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Well we used to do that ship too a long
time ago.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
And then like as a species, the mama or anything,
just sit and watch the Oh so humans are just chilling.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Just chilling here. I can get free food snacks here.
M hmmm cool. Cool. We're just gonna walk right in.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
This is my my sandwich now, absolutely it is.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I mean, who would argue with it? Not me? You
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I would willingly come get this? Do you want this?
Speaker 9 (19:51):
Get this?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
As long as they're not aggressive towards people, or people
aren't aggressive towards it, really, you know what I mean?
Like ever, everybody's chill, cool band Yeah, coming in.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
I don't know why I'm less afraid of orangutans than
I am of teas and gorillas.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Those pictures are strongest, hall t I'm more scared of chance.
What the fuck.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Right?
Speaker 8 (20:22):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Like that.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
We grew up watching that ship.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
He always had a damn orangutang with him and smoking
the bandit had it all the time. I grew up
watching that ship.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I I My dad was big Burt Renolds guy. Oh,
Canniball Run, Smoking the Bandit. You never watched Canniball Run.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I've seen bits and piece.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
It's terribly funny, but I know.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I can't tell you I've watched Going all.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
The way through.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I mean, it's old school comedy shit.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
That wasn't my granny's fan base. One granny's fan base
was fucking Elvis. Sure sh was obsessed with it. And
then over here on the other side, we was watching
wrestling and the cops and ship.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
So did you watch Chips?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
But I don't remember, cause it was the only time ago,
Eric Strata whatever. The other blonde guy's name was John something.
I don't know. I think everybody was John back then.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Really is toot this out? And she didn't know what
the fuck we're talking about. It's like a whole different
language of television shows.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Oh yeah, I gotta hugger names. Oh yeah, she's pretty good.
Huh uh huh. I'm so scared. It's so good. I'm
so scared it's gonna go so bad and goes to
ship go yeah, go lay down, no, thank you? Oh
(22:05):
my gosh, what else do I wanna do? That's just
fucking ridiculous for no reason.
Speaker 9 (22:16):
Uh, I don't know, see 'em out that perfect.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I can't think that I am swimming with the whale sharks. Yeah,
that's not crazy though, exactly. That feel easily done. Yeah,
I feel like that's a pretty.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Safe it is.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I there.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Nothing's gonna happen to me, not from that.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Shark, even in the wild. Not from that yeah, not
from that shark.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
From others maybe yeah, that one, No, the basking shark.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
No, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, nurse sharks. I
mean you gotta catch up little spicy one.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I guess or do so stupid?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Oh, I wanna be bit by a hog nose so
I can say I was bitten by a venomus snake
and survive.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Wait? What? What? What are you about to.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Expand on that?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Yes, hog noose are venomous. Uh huh, but they're rear famed.
Uh huh, so they chomp uh huh. So for us
it's not fatal. It's just some mild irritation. So technically
it was bit by a venomous snake.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
And survive. The boy agree, what's that cause you been
by a hog nose? They yeah, yeah, let's see.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
The people will just be scared of hog nose a
sprinter fun reason. If they're venomous, it's gonna hurt you. No,
it's not.
Speaker 9 (23:49):
Most extends that. Yeah, they're they're dramatic and they don't
bite often. Their goes thing is to play that. Yeah,
they're like apostles. I wanna apossum that one. Love possums
a little so funky.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I swear I saw somebody the other day like chasing
apossum somewhere. I saw a video of it.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
I don't remember what was the reason. Why are you
chasing the it like playful. Oh it wasn't like can marry?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Motherfucker? Got out ya where I still get the polls?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Where are you been? Y'all about to get kicked out?
Because where have you been? I didn't even know you
were in here.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
When the doors wide open.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Hell, that's a nice thing, I guess, she.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Man the Book of Face don't ever give me notifications anymore.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I don't ever get you know what. And I tried
to do an update on that on this this morning
and it said, no, I bit, you have got the
room for that.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
The fuck are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
So I gotta go back and delete some more pictures.
I haven't deleted like the gimmick pictures in a long,
long long time. So I got a bunch of those
along here.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
So I can do my Book of Face update and
hope that again I start receiving notifications.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Oh yeah, it's trying to push notifications to me a
couple of times. I just don't care about Facebook anymore.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
I mean, when I'm sharing shit that's like work wise,
I would like to see Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
What I'm saying, Oh what are you about?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
To?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Checking up window and gives you all it's just a
shit app Oh yeah, it's just a bunch of complaining
and griping for no fucking reason, just to argue with you.
Speaker 8 (25:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Uh oh. And I talked to Osha about the the
his posts the other day. Everybody was like losing her
mind over. He's got the same fucking thought process that
I do about it, except he he goes, uh, Like me,
in sales, I've always learned you throw the top thing
at him first and then negotiate your way down. Well,
(26:09):
he wants to send them the base rates first and
then upsell everything else. And I'm like, well that's harder though,
Like I feel like you cut.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Out, especially on the indies when they have a set
budget that's not thousands and millions of dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, I feel like that's harder. I was like, it
may work for you. I'm not like, I'm not telling
me how to run your business. Obviously. It's like, but
I've always you know, I've done it this way just
because of that whatever. It's not that he's the one's wrong, obviously,
it's the way he's working for him. I always working
for me, you know, and all that stuff. We had
a good conversation about by people texting go like, man,
(26:45):
I'm so glad you said something. I had a bunch
of people blowing me up about it. And I know
people look for you for them. Why I'm not right
all the time? I'm wrong most of the time.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I just feel like, you know, you need to promote yourself.
What point you know, he's like sh Sharon Flyer doesn't
take any effort. It's like, 're it totally agree? And
if you're going through all that shit, I was like,
it's it's a bit different for you at okay, because
you are typically traveling into a place to wrestle somebody
(27:29):
you don't you know what I mean, or don't have
a lot of tape on or haven't like maybe not
familiar with or something like that. Like they're bringing it
in to work there, guys a lot of times cause
you're the TV guy. Yeah, it's a bit of a
different different thought process when it comes to them. So like,
I understand what you're talking about. And and you know,
he's got his image that he's putting out for training
(27:52):
and it's it's all like high quality everything. You could
you know, put your money into it, but that's just
be part of the fee. Yeah, in my opinion, like
if you're going through all, if I was going to
Kendall's studio every time I needed to get shipped done
like a lot of guys do now, uh, I am
(28:14):
paying for that to get done. I'd be charging additional
rates to cover that, depending on whatever, you know, whatever
I needed there, Yeah, if it's that important to me,
because it's all part of the business.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Expense and many close up.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Anyway, what else coming on?
Speaker 7 (28:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
You know what I want? You know those little mini
chainsaws on a long stick.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yes, they're used for like t ship.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
I want one for some of these we treat things
and the bamboo ship that's clustering up.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Okay, oh yeah, fuck sh up.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
And I need to trim that one bush back cause
we're the lord. Which one bush, not the rose bush,
the one beside it?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh yeah, I think the like shears then shippen in
the closet.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah, that's the last place I put 'em.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
And I need to trim back all that stuff around
the mailbox too.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
And over there. Yeah, I'm not sure, like wildflower area.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Yeah, but I still need to cut it back down
in order for the seeds to be able to like
get the ground and ship.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, I mean that's from last year's regrow. A lot
of that stuff is you could see the flowers and stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Then, oh that's the biggest DA have Dolan families.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
This is a a couple of weeds, obviously, but.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Whats as I need to clear out all my plant
beds and get all the fucking shit and I need
ground feeders aka black terra cotta deemics.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I'm trying to.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Gain the trust of mourning doves here so if and
when we ever leave this house, I can just scoop
them up and like a little a little crate, like
a little hat crate, and take them with us.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
Don't look at me like that.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
They'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
That depends on where we're moved to the best. I
don't believe you. I can see you're different.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
What does that mean you have?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
When I know you're lying about.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
No, they'll be fine.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
No, I'm smirking cause you're like right here, I'm smirking
cause you're thinking, which, why the fuck are you trying
to steal sparks?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Left side? Right there?
Speaker 4 (31:01):
What?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Look?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Don't act like you don't like hearing them sing? I
do it's getting harder and harder to hear them.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
That.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
No, I'm talking about in the wild. But I got
a pair here, I have a breeding pair here.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Yeah, and you scoop 'em up like the pigeons, like
I get a pigeon, easy beasy like that.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Ain't uh huh.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
They're they're everywhere, yeah, and they're domestic.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Yeah yeah, but they don't seem like the morning. But
you see what I'm saying, Like they're they're cousins. You
see what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I mean s domesticate 'em. Who's doing what? Kick 'em out?
You get domesticatom right.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Uh huh. And then you scoops 'em up and like
a little cat carrier. You're right, and then you.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Take 'em with us when we're moving and they just
be our little our little or little whatever's. And then
when we move to protect 'em, I'm gonna need like
a little like this little.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Side area or whatever. Yeah, like put a net or
something to protect 'em for them to be like they
can be out there. But like the hawks, finshit.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Can't I mm cote cock somemside? I I hate birds?
What's the rain birds just those.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
It's just just those birds. You won't ever catch me
asking for a parrot.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
No, no, no, no, maybe a cockatail if it springs
into a cup, but only under those conditions.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Screams into a cup. Yeah, why is there a cup
so close to a cocktail that it would you would
know it's a dix cup.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
That motherfucker picks it up and screams into it.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Oh really yeah, Oh okay, so you just like put
it in its cage.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yeah, he just picks it up with his foot, holding
it up to speak, and.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
He just screams into the it's probably telling you to
let him the funk out.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
It's great.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
It's great until it's like two in the morning.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
Yeah, for it, But then that's why you put him
in the cage, and then you close the cage and
tell them it's none that time, and.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Then they go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I all right, it would be great for about four
or five times, or as long as it's funny.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Oh, it's funny. Have you never seen the coffee house
screaming into a cup?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Oh, yes you have.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
I'm sure it is funny. I'm just saying, if it's
in the house with us, we get annoyed with noises
very easily, which is ridiculous because we all have like
audible stems.
Speaker 10 (33:52):
Sway, I have to rest, not a screaming goat what
mm oh the cockatail or cockatoo? I think it's cocka till.
It's the one I'm looking for. Nope, a cockatoo. It
was cockatoos.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Do you cockatoo?
Speaker 8 (34:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:09):
These cocka tills are the little, the great ones I
was talking about, yes one, look you ready?
Speaker 1 (34:14):
You're not ready?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Jesus okoy lord.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
He was just playing with his toys.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Yeah, like they have a lot of people who have
parents will have like specific areas with all their toys
and then they left them out and love to do.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Whatever the stuff other day. Just insane, No.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
None of that. No, but but the morning dove that
would drive me insane.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
The mourning doves. Absolutely yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Uh I'm I looked like mourning doves and little bob
whites and shit.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
You wanna gole beas can you'll be bees? I only
dovesticay and you see 'em all the time over here
looking for ship.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
So I need to clean up that water dish and
then put it on the ground for them. So it's easier,
and then I need to get ground feeders.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
For stuff. Do y'all wanna go outside? But where where
did you come from? Can you go outside?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Say, like.
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Over you remember that show?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
What was that show? Bubblegues?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
He said, no, I must come annoy you. Calise you
want to go out, sock Calase, you wanna go side
where we're going. I'm getting up.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
You leave me in the direction where we're going, Right,
that'd be really cool to have like a netted off
area for the cats. Pipe dreams of being rich one
day or resourceful enough to build it, So probably being
(36:13):
rich one day. It's not that I don't think I'm
resourceful enough to do things like that.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
I just I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
I have to be in a mood, and I'm never
in that mood. I'm not a builder in that respect.
I don't think m I'm like a I don't know
what I am. I I help people expand things. I'm
(36:51):
like acid. What I was saying.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
That?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Uh, I'm not like creative in in the respect of
what what the hell was I saying?
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Building?
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Building things?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
And then he just goes, I'm like acid. I help
people expand things.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
I mean I help people expand on things. I'm not
much of a builder though, Like I don't. I don't
enjoy uh like building the shit, okay, probably cause I
did it all the time when my dad as a kid,
and like had to do it all the time kind of.
Speaker 11 (37:41):
And and I never have the fucking tools that I
need for shit, And I don't wanna spend the money
on the tools that I need for all of it.
I'd rather just pay somebody that knows what he's doing
do it and it's done in like twenty minutes. But
it's expensive to do that.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
So here we are.
Speaker 6 (38:00):
Or up you screens?
Speaker 12 (38:08):
What just just what you did?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
The greedy?
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yeah, just greedy and they greedy.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
What are their animals in a one on one or
one on one hundred contests? Do you think that could
take out a troup of humans? So say, bounce hippos?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Hippos though right out rhou grazly bear.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
They were just rolled through polar bears.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Especially there a piste off elephant and they hold a grudge.
Remember that one elephant.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
That travels like five miles just step on them and.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
It came back.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Bitch amazing.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
I love elephants to worship the moon with them one day.
It would be great, good time just out there with
the girls.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Just a picture that scene and fucking to the window,
Sandra Bull.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Mm hmmm, it's me and the elephants.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Naked as a jayberb.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Yep to the window, hold my branches up in the air.
Damn elephants do with their little trunks. Great time. Sounds
like a fucking delight. You should market that, should bitches,
We would sign up and you would make.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
So much motherfucking money.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Titties and trunks.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
I zone back into the real cad. I come back
to the ship. I'm gonna make a shirt that says
titties and trunks and.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
Shut the moon and then it's just gonna say titties
and trunks and then all the money made from.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
That, I'm just gonna be like here zoom for the elephants,
for the girls. I did this for the girls.
Speaker 13 (40:29):
Oh man, I'm trying to figure out when the fun we're.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Gonna go to the zoo.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Titties and Trunks is a great name for a co
ed trip cup too, Yeah, just saying one of them.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Our drag ball.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah, oh, definitely a drag bar.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Perfect.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
If if ever there were a better name only ship.
You got the queens and the kings and cities and trumps.
That's great.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
They can dance there until they transfer.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Stop. Well, they won't have the trunk at they don't
need to. I'm just joke, just a joke. No, it's
my good one.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Take it out of the rolodex. Don't me out of
the rolodex. There he goes, Why because people are talking outside.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Out cash stop Usti inter just takes one.
Speaker 8 (42:04):
Oh h damn it.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Why do you make me a liar?
Speaker 2 (42:07):
See you left in this one idea?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Maybe I can't see him?
Speaker 8 (42:12):
Okay, uh, yes, that is the let.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
So where do you got to do that? Shit?
Speaker 8 (42:19):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
What do you to hang out with the elephants since then?
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I mean that's behind the scenes, war set scenes, but
most of 'em.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
Don't let you get closer to the animals unless you're
seeing the outer mustn't let your feet an autumn.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
You're gonna have to go to like India.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Oh, curchet, we have to go to India?
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Right?
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Oh no, right, where are Africa? Wherever there's a bunch
of elephants, go where the elephants are?
Speaker 1 (42:58):
That's where I'll be. Where's that one elephant? But it's
like he tolls the road.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Ah, I feel like that's gotta be in Africa. No,
is it?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
I always see like a bunch of I don't know.
It just seems like a well maybe I don't know.
It seems like a a s Safari tour that goes
through there.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
No, like it's a busy ass road.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
No. Yeah, and he just stands on the road and
just stops all the cars until they give him a
snack or something, and then he's too busy eating snack
that they get to go by.
Speaker 12 (43:34):
It's funny, boy, go over there, you go over there,
go kN down, go na leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
See, it's cute if an elephant does it. If I
did that, people will be very angry.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I mean, I don't mean.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
I'm sure or if you would give me a snack,
but more often than not, go get a job your bum,
get out of the room.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
You Yeah, Marca, M I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
It like me.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
It's not like storm. Those trees said, look you want
to see my leaves like it's gonna storm the chest lyons.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Betja that the person that was on acid, and she said,
what if the wind is just the trees talking to
each other?
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Yeah, I can believe it.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
There's just gossip.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
I've been there before, you been there before.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Yeah, the trees are gospel.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
No, I mean that much as to believe those things.
Tashka later on.
Speaker 6 (45:01):
Yeah, did there goes back?
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Far right up?
Speaker 2 (45:06):
What's rum?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Later she said nine, thinkay, don't come small burn over
to your I wor thinks Shearon is not caring in
that instance things pam, Oh my gosh, it's that hard
(45:31):
every time, every day, every day, multiple times a day,
and sometimes at like three o'clock in the morning, cause
you're like your where were we going for dinner?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
I don't know, hm, yam ye checking out that the
better part of the game. Like that, Jesus. The headline
(46:28):
I just saw was man who saw Earth from space
for one hundred and seventy eight days has realized that
we're living a lie. And I was like, Okay, I
need to read the article on that. I feel like
everybody that like stays in outer space for a long
time comes back and like gets disgusted with humanity because
(46:49):
they're like, we really don't need all this shit. The
power outed shit in like Spain and France and all that.
The other day, everybody just like, alright, I guess we'll
take a nap, right hanging.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
I need to find a fucking invaderism shorts for you,
and then I need to go look for the old school.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Like cassette players that they're bringing back out for five bucks.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Mmm, give me one book? Like are they still in
good condition?
Speaker 1 (47:21):
We'll find out how much phy is it gonna cost
me a couple of cents?
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Maybe? What else do I need?
Speaker 8 (47:30):
I need some more?
Speaker 3 (47:31):
I wanna see what kind of lighting they've got going on.
And there's a doll tree right beside.
Speaker 8 (47:43):
Of the two.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
I need to run into that motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
Two mm, I need I need sensulary stuff from there
one where dollar tree.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
I don't throwing anod stuff. Well, y'all should God or do.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Or tr I gonna put my pants on.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
We're going now, say class.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
I mean we can't go tomorrow the Bride. I'm gonna
be out shows. I'm bringing this.
Speaker 8 (48:20):
And we
Speaker 4 (48:23):
Pants
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