0530 Rizzo & Jeff TRY to understand A FAT WIFE SONG & WHY A MAN PUTS A FERRET ON HIS SLINKY

TGIF...We pondered to start the show, what would you consider the show Dinosaurs? A puppet show? An animatronic show? Let the torture begin...On a flight to Disney the flight attendants allowed a young girl to continuously sing Disney songs over the intercom...An Uber driver who drives in Waikiki Beach was having a breakdown because the people that she picked up were talking about all of the money they have...A man robbed a pet store and shoved a ferret down his pants...That is not the story...He was wearing a fake handlebar mustache...You could get one on Amazon by supper...The FBI will be releasing video that proves that Jeffrey Epstein did commit suicide...They say no one came in or out...Diddy's attempt at a mistrial fell on deaf ears...Also the details about the trashed hotel rooms came out from a former assistant...John Elway has been cleared of any wrongdoing in the death of his friend in a golf cart accident last month...Todd Chrisley was spotted yesterday in Nashville as he was out getting a little retail therapy with a Louis Vuitton paper bag on his head...He's going to have some consommé with his wife...Speaking of wives, a man made a country song about his wife gaining weight and being twice the size, he is...Have you ever met anyone named simply "Mel?" Rizzo believes that his elder neighbor Mel is responsible for keying his car...It is a dispute over parking spaces...A woman is under arrest after she was caught stealing from grave sites...She got a little too greedy when she stole a bird feeder from a kids grave...Éclaircissement is the word that won our boy Faizan the 100th Scripps Spelling Bee...Use it in a sentence please...A 16 year old was arrested for running a ring of car break ins...121 cars were broken into in one night...Do you have Dinty Moore Beef Stew in the cupboard? It has been recalled for wood fragments...We ran down the cost of a wedding at The Biltmore...How about $250,000...Three friends went to the mountains and took shrooms...Two of them thought the other was dead and called 911...He was alive...Want to torture your kids? Take the charger away instead of the device...There is a new Joe Exotic in Oregon...Rizzo wishes he had a rich daddy...We both wish you would check out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!