0707 Rizzo is HAPPY to be back to work guy and Jeff is a MISERAB again!

Rizzo is "happy to be back to work guy" as we get things going this morning...Thank you to listener Mark for being a sweetheart as well...Let's get to Opening Audio...We introduce you to dog boy...A woman who lived with a bunch of dogs in the middle of nowhere allowed her child to be raised by the dogs...He barked, yelped and walked on all fours...A guy was busted trying to hop a bridge opening for a ship in his Tesla with no pants on...A deputy was arrested after he was caught pickpocketing people when he pulled them over...A woman is turning 114 years old and they told Bonita that she will be in a parade...When they yelled in her ear she would be in one she replied with "errrrrrrgghhhhhh"...The President of Armenia was accused of being Jewish so he said if you want to see if I am or not I will pull it out and show you...We had Micheal Jackson here in America go through the same thing...Maybe we hire Lewinsky to do the check...Ozzie had his final show over the weekend and he was brought out in a chair...He sounded good...Joey Chestnut downed 70 1/2 hot dogs over the weekend and won back his mustard belt...The FBI and DOJ released footage from the prison in front of Epstein's cell...No one went in, and they say there is no list...A woman was arrested for stealing groceries, and half of the $300 was cow tongue...Have you ever eaten cow tongue? Here came the calls...Hey Synthesizer, we aren't staying at Motel 6 anymore...A woman was caught in a Motel 6 with 53 cats and knew all of their names...Poor Pappy Spags...A 70 year old man passed away after fireworks exploded in his face and killed him...Would you share an ice cream cone with your Uncle? Have you ever wrangled a nude man? A nude man was swimming in someone's pool naked and it took the police 4 hours to get him out...A woman wiped out her ex-husbands in-laws with death cap mushrooms...TikTok is creating a US version to launch in September...American Express is suing Bhad Bhabie, "The catch me outside girl" for having a $700,000 non-paid balance...You don't have to pay to listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!