0813 Rizzo & Jeff Show: Water Cooler Talk and NO PANTS CAT meets a RABID RABBIT!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is one of five nine the Mounta Nationalist Classic Rock.
There Iso and Jeff show and listen.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Still no phones, but at A two four oh one
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Speaker 3 (00:24):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
We have quite the program here on one O five
nine in the Mountain Nationalist Classic Rock.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
I gotta tell you, Jeff, first off, one of, if
not the biggest musical stars on Earth is going to
skip would you say, one of the biggest honors of
their life.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Oh? Sure, yeah, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
and uh, this person, I you know, I say, is
probably the biggest artist of the twentieth century. I mean
you know there you're thinking out there Beatles things like that. Yeah,
but he is up there. He's gotta be really within
even I say top three. If I said top three,

(01:06):
would you be with me? Yeah, I'd be.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'd say, like, you know, you want to go Lennon
Beetles ish number one and then Elvis two and that
right around three is where I'd probably go with this artist.
So they're skipping the Hall of Fame ceremony. That's really
bumming me out. We're gonna talk about sausage toes today

(01:28):
because you know, sausage toes are becoming a real problem.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Well in the summertime, it seems that sausage toes really
rear their ugly head.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
And you know, again, this is where I wish that
you could call us and tell us about your sausage toes.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
I want to hear about your tut But you know
what you can sms sauss about those sausage toes are.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
And so if you've got tutsies that you just think
look like little sausage links eight to eight two four
one o five nine, just send us a pick.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I gotta tell you. I saw I want to pick.
I saw a can of v and it's in the
back of my cabinet over and over the weekend, and
I thought about it. But you go for it. I
didn't go. No, No, you gotta be, you gotta be.
You gotta know I want to snack. That's not a snack,
you know.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I mean, this town, for some reason, loves cvs, cheddars
and potted meat. Don't get it, don't understand it. But uh,
you know, we have. Just as a matter of fact,
one of the biggest celebrity deaths happened as well. And uh,
I'm actually really upset, uh to hear of her passing. Uh,

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you know, one of the stars of television's famed What's Happening? Uh,
I gotta tell you, this has been a hard It's
gonna be a jam packed day.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, we have a lot going on. There's uh, there's
gonna be a whole you know, thing of emotions that
will be happening with us as we go through the
show today. For sure. Yes, I loved What's Happening. Yeah,
me too.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
What's Happening was one of my I don't know, top
three or four shows when I was a kid. I
would love him be it'ld be. I love Lucy, What's Happening?
Maybe the Nannie What's Happening gave us rerun? Man, it
is rerun? Did it did rerun? I don't know if
he's alive or not. But that's not who we are
going to be talking about. We are going to be

(03:27):
talking about a sassy little lady.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah, all right. And she didn't make it past six.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, rerun didn't make it reruns dead toe, Yeah, rerunrun
he went he went down like a bag of rocks
and O three oh three.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah, oh poor rerun. Oh man? All right, well coming up,
we got opening audio.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Don't go anywhere, guys, there is Jeff shows up on
a Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
No Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Whoa oh non Nashville's classic rock Arizo and Jeff Shaw.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
I am so excited that we are at hump day.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Coined by that famous Guico camel Mike. You know, Mike, Mike, Mike, remember.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
That you gotta wake up today? Man, I gotta tell
you you're giving us hump day? What's wrong?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
You know how the two guys play the ukule like
do and then they're like, hump Day? How happy is he?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Have you done? Camel on on Wednesday? Everybody knows that
they've just forgotten about it, so you need to shake
it off a little bit, all right, let it die?
I listen.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I think that was one of the best and most
underrated commercials up there with the Kenbe Matumbo's.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
No No No, okay, the Kenbe Matumbo reference as well. Yeah,
what's wrong with the Kembe? I love them Tumbo?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
It was it was Matumbo and Mike boy Eminem Matumbo
and Mike on hump Day.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, listen, you're hitting us with hump Day, You're hitting
us with Matumbo. It's too much. That's a little much. Okay,
let's start the day off with opening audio. Maybe we
can ease you into the day.

Speaker 7 (05:14):
Okay, it's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo
and Jeff show. A fun, funny way to start your day.
One nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
All right, So, uh first, I just wanted to play
for you something that I found to be just generally
exciting for me to hear. Maybe it excites you in
the same way. Okay, Well, and uh so we got
to hit play here take a less yeah, yees, yeah,
you know what it is.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
It's just sometimes buttons are messed with. Here we go.

Speaker 8 (05:46):
It's gonna be a gang bang like you have never seen.
We're going to send off the brat rockets. We're going
to enjoy independents. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
That was the Burrow President for long Islanng Island who
said that this is going to be and I think
it's the It's Why Centennial.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Two hundred and fiftieth annivers.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Whatever that Yeah, quincon Qwic Centennial whatever it is, two
hundred and fiftieth anniversary. Yeah too, fifty of the country.
And so he was talking about how, I mean, it
was going to be fireworks, family fun. It was going
to be great. Don't worry about it. They got a
party signed out. As a matter of fact.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, it's going to be.

Speaker 8 (06:32):
A gang bang like you have never seen. We're going
to send off the brat rockets. We're going to enjoy rockets, independence.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
And enjoying independence. I mean, I don't know what's what's
cooler than that.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Well, I think that he actually came out and said
that he didn't know what the phrase meant.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
And let's be honest, you're a liar. But first off,
he did, right, he does. He's a politician and he's
in his seventies, all right, he knows what he said.
He just got him because he's old, confused with what
he was thinking about on the inside and what he
had to say on his outside. So he was thinking

(07:13):
about that on his inside, but he had to say
words on his outside. And when your elder, sometimes what's
in your head comes out.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Understood, you know what I mean. So he was thinking
about it. Well, good for if he's pulling that off
in his seventies, good for him. I gotta tell you,
I mean, who's he? Who's he?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I mean, he's a barrel president. Who can he get
like the lady at the bakery? I mean, who's he getting?
You know, you use your political advantage? Okay, all right
to yes, you get the lady at the bakery.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
All right. So you say I'm the barrel president, I'm
the barrel president. You need a fence first, Dally bear
claw okay. And you know what he lays with, you know, yeah,
the Boston Crane.

Speaker 7 (08:00):
It's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo and
Jeff Show. A fun funny way to start your day.
One nine the Mountain.

Speaker 8 (08:07):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Second up on the agenda today.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Lady about this is your death of.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Speaking a a airline pilot who was trying to help
a woman in distress. Now, this woman in distress, unfortunately,
I guess, had to be taken off. They had to
divert the plane into Newfoundland, Canada, and I guess she

(08:36):
was just she wasn't wow as a heart attack. I
think it was at least a mini one. And she
was so mad that they landed the plane. She flipped everybody.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
The bird the way. You're welcome for saving your life.
You're welcome. Lady.

Speaker 9 (08:55):
Passenger leads some medical care. We asked for a doctor.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Doctors.

Speaker 9 (09:01):
We are now diverting to Saint John and a Newfoundland, Canada.
Then we will have to offload this passenger to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
So people are upset and they get the lady.

Speaker 9 (09:17):
Thank you, Sir John. This is your captain speaking. You'll
be happy to know to learn. But our passenger which
we saved her life, and she was angry to be
offloaded with the aircraft, and she gave us a figure
when leading the aircraft, and then she's stilled to exerted
being very angry at the hospitals.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
How are you how are you going to give the
bird to the pilot who landed a plane and people
who waited two hours to retake off because you had
a heart attack, elder Was it a heart attack or
they believed it was palpitations. Then she passed out and
she had pains to the point where they had to
land the plane. Jeff, you don't just land the plane

(10:02):
if someone has diarrhea.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Right, Yeah, I guess, you know, depending on how close
of it can be. But you know, I've seen those stories.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
But yeah, I mean, you just don't land a plane.
If someone's got the sniffles for you to land a plane,
they need to be it's got to be death.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah, they're pretty close.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, So to to be close to death and then
give everybody the bird the Richard Nixon on the way out,
it's just no, Blain.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Oh no, you don't want to give him that the
tricky dick. You don't want to give him the tricky
dick on the way out. All right, mister Nixon.

Speaker 7 (10:39):
Now it's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo
and Jeff Show. A fun funny way to start your
day on the mountain.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Finally, all the days long.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
I love the idea of spending time together.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Do you recognize that voice? I I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Ladies and Gentlemen, Season two of Meghan Markles hit television
series on Netflix, Cooking with Megan.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Now, what's it called. That's not the name of it.
I think it's cooking with Megan. No, it's not, it's not.
It's uh frying eggs with Megan Marking. No it's not,
it's not. And she and by the way, she like
fakes half of it. It's called uh called it's called
cooking with It's called with Love Comma Megan. No, yes,

(11:31):
here's the that's called with Love Megan. That is the
real name.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
But she's trying to be barefoot Contessa Megan. So she's
cooking all this fast food and she's trying to be barefoot.
And I'm telling you she's no barefoot.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Well, well she doesn't have Contessa's hooves. But Megan, Megan duchess,
what a body. Duchess? Oh yeah, Duchess of Sussex invites
friends and famous guests to her beautiful California state where
she shares cooking, gardening and hoasting.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Tips right behind the security and you know the millions
of dollars a year they spend in in craziness next
to Oprah and everything. By the way, Stedman was not invited.
Oprah was. Stedman was told to stay in his house
like the like the like the little man that he is.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Well in season two and season two, I'll give you
some of the guests before you play the rest of that.
Oh my god, We're gonna start with just a few.
Chrissy Tegan, all right, who's married to John Legend, the
center star. All right, Trump loves her, Tan France.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Tan France, I can't believe it. That's like Anne Leebowitz.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
We got Samine Nosrat oh Nasrat, Yeah, very fun.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Claire Smith, Claire Smith hilarious, great can and then it
looks like, oh, we're getting a little taste of Heather Dorak,
Daniel Martin and Jamie Kern Lima. I love Jamie Kern Lima.
We'll all be joining with love Megan.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
For before we go any further, Before we go any
further and play this. What do you think Jamie Kern
Lima does? Because I'm going to google it, okay, and
what what do you think Jamie Kern Lima does. I'm
gonna say, Jamie Kern Lima is. You gotta think it's
got to be in her world. So it's a world

(13:34):
of Montassito.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
So Montecito. It can't be. She is a caterer for
the stars, you know. Oh, Okay, Lima here it is.
She's an American business She's the CEO of IT Cosmetics.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
That she is.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
She's an entrepreneur. She also sold to Lorii. She sold
it to Loreel for one point two billion. Good for
good for you, Jamie Kern And she wrote a book
called Believe It. Uh, And I am worthy where she
talks about her loss.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Wow, here here you go. There's Carney. Oh look at that.
Look at that dome up her. Yeah, that's her, and
that's her. That that watermelon has seeds. Wow, she's a
that's a head, she's a bigan. That's ahead.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
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I'm not sure. Uh so we're gonna try it.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
And you can text eight to eight two for a
one five nine because we have a mega death to report,
not the band, but a mega megastar death. And I
wonder if she is familiar at all with this person
Grandma Emma, Yeah, she's it's not Grandma Emma, by the way,
No no, no, god, no, no, no, no, no. She's the Skywhee.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
She's in the Skywheel. Live your life right now at
the moment. Yeah, this is a celebrity, celebrity. Do you
think she's familiar with either Coolly High. Maybe what's happening
anything like two two, seven House or anything like that.
You know, seven is on if you have cable, it's
on pretty often. By the way, where is I just

(15:41):
got it? Really okay? I did. So if you don't
have if you only went with the seventy something channel package,
you're not gonna get it. You gotta go up to
the one and some change.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
I got the one thirty five I got because I
needed Bravo.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
All right, well, then I'll find that channel for you. Okay.
It's a little lower down into the six hundreds. In
the six hundred. When you get there, you'll be able
to find it there on now the old spectrum.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, well, then you know what we're gonna do. We're
gonna try the best we can to get Grandma I
am on the phone. Maybe she could give us her
you know thoughts on Cooley High and you know, this
major earth shattering death and obviously somebody's not going to
the Hall of Fame because they don't freaking want to. Yeah, yeah,

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they're too big for their britches. Going on, not going
on today? All right, we'll be right back. It's the
Rizzo on Jeff Show. One of five nine in the
Mountain Nashville's Class to Grotive nine of Mountain Nashville's Class
of grot To. Rizzo and Jeff show live live from
a top the beautiful Skywheel and Myrtle Beach.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
We have Grandma. I am a grandma Ama.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
Hello, Hello from the top wheel.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
How is the top? How is the time? I'm looking
at this thing. I don't know if I could get on.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
This thing and do it.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
You can do it? Just after the first span, it's
it's our right. No, sunrise was so beautiful. Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Is it open like twenty four hours? What's it? What's
your time? Does it open?

Speaker 6 (17:13):
It closes like that?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Okay, but again it's open pretty it's open pretty early.
If you're it's if you're there at six thirty in
the morning.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
Yes, it's This is the most amazing thing I've ever
been on. Really is isn't it? Just?

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Isn't it just a glass structure? And then it just
rotates as the thing rotates.

Speaker 6 (17:36):
Yes, it's it's air conditioned. They got a little button
in case you have to be brought down. They thought
of everything.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Wow, I gotta tell you, Grandma, am, I I'm glad
that's on your bucket list, but you can mark it
off of Jeffrey's okay, because it ain't happening. I ain't
doing it ever. He can live. That's what I'm gonna do.
Rhythm told me the picture and I started like getting
chills just thinking about how high that would be. I

(18:04):
can't do it.

Speaker 6 (18:06):
It's great. The scary part was driving, I mean living
through that first hotel we were at. Oh my god,
it was horrible, horrible, I tell you.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
So we had to move and yeah, yeah, Myrtle Beach
is tricky. Myrtle Beach has become tricky over the years.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Are you on the VIP flight or the sunrise session?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Which one?

Speaker 6 (18:27):
Are you on?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Over there?

Speaker 6 (18:28):
The sunrise session?

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
That's crazy. Two hundred feet in here. You get a
coffee and paste street.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
You get coffee and you get sweet rolls. But we
didn't do that because we got we got a continent
of breakfast waiting on us. That's back at the hotel.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Oh Free Continental Hotel. That's my that's my jam. I
love continent affle Maker.

Speaker 6 (18:53):
I just I tell you what. I just want to
thank everybody for donating my dope. Go Fundy. You know
this makes as possible for me. Well, I really really
appreciate everybody helping me.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Okay, Well, we're so happy. We're so happy that you
can and we hope you enjoy yourself. And I'm so
glad we can at least call you out, you know.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
And that's and today I've got the helicopter ride.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Jeez, you can be in the air a lot. Be careful, I.

Speaker 6 (19:22):
Know for somebody that has never left the ground.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yeah, now, grandma am, I just want to ask you.
Have you ever watched the TV show What's Happening?

Speaker 6 (19:32):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (19:33):
All right, you remember re run and all those Yeah? Yeah,
did you did you know that Danielle Spencer a ka.
D Thomas died? No, yeah, that's a big news today. Yeah,
he was great. Well, you know what, I'm glad. We
don't mean to interrupt your skywheel experience.

Speaker 6 (19:55):
We know it's wonderful. I'm glad I got to share
it with everybody. Glad you guys call me back.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Well, and I know I don't want people to think
that they could like call in, but we could try
to call out sometimes.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
So I'm glad that we were able to get a
hold of you.

Speaker 6 (20:11):
Yes, yes, and everybody knows Grandma Am is special.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Well listen, can you you have a wonderful day and
enjoy your sunrise special?

Speaker 6 (20:22):
Okay, I will, honey, thank you guys so much. Thank
everybody out there for me too.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
All right, we will, they can, they can hear you,
and we love you. It's great because I got to
tell you, I mean, listen, that's not the cheapest ride.
I mean you listen, you get donuts and you get
bare clalls.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
But uh, you know, yeah, well look you know the
gofund me and she said, you know the minute that
you guys kind of posted it and talked about it,
it like, you know, the donations came in. So I'm
glad that everybody helped out.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Even the five or ten bucks I guess up down
because you know, I man, yeah, this was cool. And
then to do helicopters. But you know, in honor of
not only Grandma Emma's one of her favorite shows, but
quickly in honor of one of Jeff's favorite shows and
mine as well, we have a major death. Danielle Spencer,

(21:19):
who played d Thomas on What's Happening and What's Happening
Now the sequel. Oh my god, there was a sequel
What's Happening Now? Yeah, it ran for four episodes, Bro,
where you've been?

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yeah? How do you know about a sequel of What's
Happening and What's Happening Now? And it ran for four
four episodes? Well, the original show was only on two
years now.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
I always wondered how they made this kind of music?
Did they deal with horns?

Speaker 7 (21:52):
Like?

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Is that like a bone? Is that a what's making
a bone?

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Bone?

Speaker 7 (22:05):
You know?

Speaker 3 (22:07):
I never thought that one throw? You did it?

Speaker 6 (22:10):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Okay, I just rest in peace. And for those of
you who are unfamiliar ladies of Jim, listen to this comedy.

Speaker 10 (22:16):
Runchie. If you're gonna eat that mess, you can at
least use a spoon. Oh, this is not my breakfast,
it's paper machine I.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
Got on my face. Do you hear the way your
son is talking to your daughter?

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Whooh wow? Look ad Dad talk about that delivery? By
the way, saxophone, trumpet, trombone, guitar, piano, bass guitar, and
a drum group somebody all together for What's Happening?

Speaker 7 (22:44):
Text a message to Rizzo and Jeff now to a
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Speaker 1 (22:52):
It is by request on one O five nine, Amount
National's classic rock, The Rizzo and Jeff's show that our
second I guess you know what it's Uh, it's some
of our fan favorites.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Here. We got Johnny on the phone. Johnny, can you
hear us?

Speaker 11 (23:09):
Well, I can hear you.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Can you hear me? We can't got your loud and clear?
Johnny got you? How you been man? Yeah? We miss you? Yeah, yeah,
I know.

Speaker 11 (23:18):
I can't help your phones down? My gosh, that light
soon Instead of the lights down in the city, it
should have been the phones down in the.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
We're with you at and T has really got a
problem here on there.

Speaker 11 (23:33):
Well, maybe need to Steven pay the bill. I don't
know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yeah, maybe that you know what, Maybe Steve didn't pay
the bill.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yeah yeah, I'm going to ask him. Well, I think
we have a meeting today.

Speaker 11 (23:45):
Yeah, yeah, Johnny said, start paying the bills.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
I will, we will, I will.

Speaker 9 (23:50):
So.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
I mean, I know you're devastated about the death of
Danielle Spencer from What's happening.

Speaker 11 (23:58):
Well, I'll tell you I saw that life not on
the big news I reckon, not the local, but the
big news I reckon. And when they said she was sixty.
I'm like, oh gosh, all these people that I grew
up with, you know, no one you know and everything,
and the Holster and her and all these other folks.
You know, they're pacing away. I'm like, I reckon. That

(24:20):
means I'm probably getting a little old. I reckon, Wow,
she was.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
She was a little sick.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah, And you're only as old as you feel. But
you know, you gotta you gotta watch out. I mean,
I know you probably don't watch it, but like Netflix,
you go on all these cruises. Maybe you should watch
that poop cruise documentary Giants. It's it's very informative.

Speaker 11 (24:43):
Well, the queen goes on there, and she probably watched
every cruise video there is in the world. I reckon.
But wow, you know she knows ever cracking corner of
everything over on her on them boats. I reckon.

Speaker 6 (24:56):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (24:57):
Anyway, Uh so, did you get mind takes? Here's see
that joke.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
I think you which one?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
John, We we've gotten like hundred one about the Washington Machine.

Speaker 11 (25:08):
What about the Washington machine?

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Get that the husband is walking behind his life size
Your bottom is getting so big it looks like an
old washing machine. The woman keeps going out good one,
wasn't it. Bedtime comes around, the husband starts getting amorous.
Wife says, I'm not starting the old washing machine for
such a small load. Yeah, you'll have to do it

(25:31):
by hand. That's good job. That's good. That's a good washer. Joe,
you're a real sitting band. I gotta tell you you're real.

Speaker 11 (25:41):
Yeah, listen, I'm heading to the grinder this morning. But uh,
I just want to tell the North Carolina Department Transportation
and the road crew we need to get something going on. Man,
his dad Jim one lane roads going back and forth
to the house is starting to take a toll on
a man.

Speaker 6 (25:59):
There.

Speaker 11 (26:00):
Get something going on. They need to get their action playing. Yeah,
somebody's listening out there with the d Ota. Johnny's not
a very happy camper going to the house.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Well, if you're not happy, then somebody from the dot
must call well text us so that we can call
them and we can raise Kane with them. I'm sorry
you're not happy, John, I really do feel bad.

Speaker 11 (26:23):
You know. I try to call in to uh jap
or another failure on the phone, you know, usually on
the way home the phone occasion, Yeah, to try to
get him to play something. What Jack leg every now
and then he'll pick up, but he's only done it
one time. Now, when you go to your meet today,
you tell that old boy or Steve. When Johnny calls,

(26:46):
people listen, so pick it up.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Pick a phone up, Jack wagging to pick up.

Speaker 11 (26:54):
Okay, hey, look, I'll have a nice day now and
get your dad, Jim phones.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
We're trying. We're trying, Johnny. We appreciate you, man, We
love you. Yeah, we love listener. You can hear the
people's anger. The anger is starting to bill.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
It is because you know, and it's like we said,
this will be the we call you show today. Yes,
so you gotta text us A two A two four
oh five nine if you want us to call you
and you'd like to join the show, because you can't
call in, but we can call you.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
But you know what, and we'll talk about whatever you
want to talk about. Sure, we have somebody who thinks
they're too good for the Hall of Fame. We have
a questions. Actually, that might be a good time to
really implement.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Are we call you?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Okay, the chickens, the chicken pox, sausage toes. We just
got so much coming up, Jeff, We do we do yes,
so don't go anywhere. More of the Rizzo and Jeff
Call you back on the Mountain Text.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
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Mountain Text two eight two eight two four oh one
oh five nine.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
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The Rizzo and the Jeff Show is time for the JNN.
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Speaker 7 (28:34):
The JNN no longer Ashville's newest but still pleased reliable
news outlet.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Guys, can't we just talk them to go to eight
to eight news dot com?

Speaker 7 (28:42):
Alright, fine, the JNN Jeff News Network is ready to inform, enlighten,
and cole keep trying anyways.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
The JNN is on one oh five nine. In the
Mountain Down.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
One of the suspects who broke into the ingles on
Heywood on Sunday was arrested, but the search for the
other four continues. The police responded to the ingles that.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Angles three or a friend mine? No, no, no, it's
back here, o'ka right behind back there a little bit,
so all right on heywood there. So the police recalled
to investigate a break in Sunday morning before people entered
through a side door at the grocery store. They stole
the good old cigarettes and other items. Was probably the

(29:28):
cigarettes alone that totaled five thousand dollars. But to get
the cigarettes and five thousand dollars that they would have
to be in there for a bit. Don't you think
five thousand dollars worth of stuff?

Speaker 3 (29:38):
I mean, well, was it worth of stuff or five
grand cash? No, it was cigarettes and other items totaling
five thousand dollars. Well, they probably stole.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Like if you think a box of cigarettes comes with
twenty cartons, twenty cards, has ten packs, so that's eighty
pack or excuse me, two hundred packs at you know,
ten dollars pack. You know you're looking at two grand
a box, so you steal two boxes, three boxes of
that and some shaving cream here at seven grand.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Yeah, I got I understand. I'll just go to the
deodorant isle. All right, yeah, got, that's why I stick
with the regular Old Spice. Now, I don't know it says,
you know, if your grandfather hadn't warn you, you wouldn't
be here. But you know what, even that skin pricing. See,
I don't go to the fancy old spices, you know
where they have, you know, like Pacific Mist and things

(30:28):
of that nature. I gotta stick with the standard. I'm
not paying nine dollars to smell good. Well, I'm the
one that your grandfather wore is still eight or nine bucks.
No it's not. That's the original. That's the cheapest one.
And on the glass bottle. And no it's not the
glass bottle. It's been the red container. And only that
deodorant is the one that says that on the back

(30:49):
the original og. Yeah really yeah, I have it at home.
I'll take a picture of it today.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Take a picture of it because I'd like to see it,
because I feel like we're miss representing odorant here because
what I'm thinking of is a tan bottle and it's
the only bottle that Old Spice makes. It's a cologne
and it's said after shave. Oh that's it. It's after shave, right,
do you after shave?

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Probably not? No, I have after shave. You know the cream? Wow,
that's you know, it's from the dollar tree. But look
it still works. It's good. Works well for me, good
for you. What do you need?

Speaker 11 (31:24):
You know? Cream?

Speaker 5 (31:27):
What are we still doing this? The j n N
is on your radio now, Mountain.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
It could be the end of Spirit Airlines. Oh heavens no.
Spirit Airlines is warning that it may not survive the
next year. Uh unless it can quickly raise some more cash. Uh.
This is five months after they emerge from bankruptcy. Uh,
fewer people are booking leisure trips within the US, and uh,

(31:56):
you know they're having tough competition. I guess some other
low cost carriers that are doing a better job.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Wasn't the whole Frontier does great, Frontier does good sun
Country things of that nature. Yeah, it wasn't their plan
when they came out of bankruptcy that they were going
to be a little more high class or whatever.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
The what the plan was?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Do you remember? And then this is what killed them.
And I don't think a lot of people remember this.
They were the ones who wanted to come out with
the like sit upable seats where you put your legs
on either side. And so they were going to say, oh,
it's only going to cost twenty two bucks to fly,
but you have to sit in like a roller coaster seat.

(32:36):
That was them, and so they were designing planes with those,
and I think they put two on the on the
you know, in the rotation, and people were like, oh, no,
well it hurt whether you were large or not, it hurts.

Speaker 6 (32:50):
Well.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Frontier wanted to buy them. They rejected the offer that
Frontier made. I guess so Frontier wanted to jump in
and purchase them. And I guess, I mean it's worth
buying Fleet. But I mean Spirit Airlines. And I don't
mean this disrespectfully. I you know, everyone has had a
different experience, but every time I've been on Spirit Airlines,

(33:11):
I have gotten my Like I remember my bag got
sent to Douseldorf, Like, how do you send my bag
to Douseldorf, Germany if I am in Denver, but Dozeldorf.
You know how long it took to get it back
from Douseldorf When I lived I took it all the
time when I when I lived in Florida to fly

(33:32):
back up home and stuff and I never I don't
remember ever having a problem really on SPA Frontier was
the one where I had issues where I would be delayed.
Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
If you go to the back, that's where you know
a lot of I'm just it's just the bathrooms are clogged. Yeah,
it's stinky. Think it's stinky. There's a lot of people
passing gas, a lot of a lot of gas pass in,
a lot of flatulence, unclean bathrooms, unkempty. You know they

(34:04):
don't get you the right sodas, They don't wear gloves.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
What did you take the flight to a chili cookoff?
Where are you going? I was just headed, you know. Well, actually,
you know what now I think about it. I think
I was heading.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
The Cincinnati getting that chili Skyline Skyline Chili.

Speaker 7 (34:23):
We've asked them to stop, but they just keep making
it worse. Jeff News that worked or he's on your radio.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
It was like a bunch of John Candies in the
back of the plane. It was bad John Candy. Think
think about uh, four rows full of nothing but John
Candy's and two potties.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
M John Candy.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Yeah that's yeah, it's quite a poty, hasn't he didn't
hold in a flatcher.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
I mean, come on, the guy did a movie named
Canadian Bacon, Right, he didn't hold him in?

Speaker 9 (34:56):
All?

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Right, here we go. Let's blame the tariff, Scott a.
That's what people love to do. Right now. This is
the man who said in his company would never raise
the price on their product. And I'm talking about the
ninety nine cent Arizona iced tea. Oh man, they were.
He is the one that says he would never do

(35:17):
it no matter what the situation, didn't care about inflation anything.
And now he's saying that because of Trump's tariffs on
aluminum that it looks like he might have to raise
the price. And the talk talk is a dollar ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Oh no way, I'm not buying that at two bucks.
It's not worth buying. It's piss one it is, but
a ninety nine cents it's fine, it's good, good, it's good.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
I'll drink it and act like I like it. Yeah,
but you try to give that to me for a
buck ninety nine? Many other options, sir, buck ninety nine. Dude,
I can get a Coca Cola out of a vending machine.
Full tagio. Yeah, is that his name? Donnie Fulk Yeah,
Donny Fultag, Yeah, so you know hit So let me

(36:07):
get this stress say you want to raise them, Just
let me get this straight. Where's the aluminum coming from?
Is it coming from Beijing?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
If it is, then I understand that you're sex touppling
the price of aluminum, But I feel like the can
is is maybe worth eight cents.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Canada, Canada, it's coming from Canada.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
What's our tariff in Canada? I'm sure not good because
they may like twenty five cents. They've been a little
sassy up there.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Have they been sassy in Canada? Yeah, he's not been
happy with him. They they you know, they want to
take him on. You know, Bacon. You know, they get
up there, they throw up their jazz hands in Canada,
you know.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
And it's Ford. It's Ford's brother, Yeah, Chunky Ford, Chunky Ford.
I'm telling you it's Chunky Ford's brother. He's all hopped
up on that Canadian bank.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
What did he say? Will turn the power off? And
here's the deal, here's the deal, Ford brother, Do what
your brother did. He was chill.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
He was man Ian for somebody who smoked crack. He
was a real chill guy.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
I'm gonna tell you crack is where it's at in Canada.
Canadia Crack.

Speaker 7 (37:14):
You can now text Rizo and Jeff from your mobile
device on the one oh five nine the Mountain text line.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
To eight two eight two four oh five nine.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
It is one of five nine in Mounta National's Classic
Grind The Rizo and Jeff Show. I would like to
ask all of the Mountain folk a question, all right,
and unfortunately, uh, we have to play a game of
call you back, so you could shoot us a text
at eight two eight two four oh one oh five nine.
And if you're so inclined and you'd like to explain

(37:44):
to us, uh, how this is possible, I'm down with it. Uh,
I'm gonna play for you a piece of audio here. Uh.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
This piece of audio has to do with a chicken. Yeah,
and mind you we are you can't all us our
phone lines. They're working on the fix them. So if
you text us, like Rizzo said, we will call you.
We're gonna call you. All right.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
So that being said, there's a woman. She has a
pet chicken. Now the pet chicken has allegedly, I guess,
broken chicken World records. It's the oldest chicken living today.
The only one that lived longer was like sixteen or
nineteen or something.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Who cares.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
It's the chicken and this chicken's like fourteen or fifteen.
By this chicken Jeff got in illness. It's named after
it got the chicken punks. And I'm not aware of
any chicken with chicken pox.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Are you using that where it came from?

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Well, I see these are things that we don't know,
which is why this is Rizo and Jeff. We'll call
you back. Show text us at eight two eight two
four oh one oh five nine. Are you a doctor?

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Chicken pox is like it's it's it's a it's a virus.
It's a human virus. Well, chickens don't get chicken pop.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
If that okay, then tell me what so then you're
saying this lady's lyon to fight all odds.

Speaker 12 (39:12):
Because most Easter eggercns live and average five to eight years.

Speaker 13 (39:17):
She has been through a lot in her long lifetime.

Speaker 12 (39:20):
She's had chicken pox because yes, chickens do get chicken pox.

Speaker 13 (39:23):
She likes to watch TV when she hears it on.

Speaker 14 (39:25):
She gets fresh lettuce or spinach dayly scratched and lane
of crumbles and a fruit and nut.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Will so she gets fruit and nut milk all that stuff.
But the most important part of.

Speaker 13 (39:36):
That, she has been through a lot in her long lifetime.

Speaker 12 (39:39):
She's had chicken pox. Because, yes, chickens do get chicken pox.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
I don't know about that. I just I can't. I
don't know enough about it, enough about chickens. Yeah you know,
I don't. Yeah, Like it's a viral, like chicken pox
is viral. It is right, it is so and so
that's you know, when you get you get it. It's
a human virus. I didn't know chickens get.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
I guess if you kiss it. No, No, well, actually
I don't know if you want There's an episode of
South Park where they were trying to get everyone chicken
pox early and out of the way, and they had
Kyle play ougie mouth, and it was when him and
Kenny like spitting each other's mouth to give each other
chicken pox. So maybe someone was playing oogie mouth with

(40:22):
the chicken. Okay, well I get it, Like you know,
it's a human to human thing. No, I don't know
what you're talking about. Spitting somebody's mouth.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
You know what, It's called ougie mouth?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Does that mean it's it's it's so on South Park,
Kyle's mom said, why don't you go and play with Kenny.
There's a game called ougie mouth, and you spit in
each other's mouth and you try to get chicken pox
like that. They were trying to get everyone infected. But
Kyle wouldn't get chicken pox. So it turns out he
got it worse than everyone else, and it almost killed him.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
But why would why would why would he spit in
his mouth?

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Well, so Kenny had chicken pox, plus he was like dirty,
so playing oogie mouth, I guess Kyle's mom thought that
maybe Kyle would contract the chicken.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Pox, which he didn't.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
He did contract bacterial meningitis almostly worse.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
It's it's worse, correct, that's good? What a what a
cartoons one?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
I don't know how you missed it? It was a
quality episode. I mean, I bet you that most people
driving know exactly what I'm talking about. Every car, every car.
But listen, can chickens get chicken pox? Because it does?
You're right, it says it's a human hold on, it's
a human to human disease. I mean it's transferred from
humans to humans.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Like you remember wearing the socks on your hands when
you had chicken pox and it away. What's that calami
you do that did the oatmeal bath? Remember all that
all that stuff getting it? Yeah, yeah, well that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
And I last I and again maybe I'm wrong, but
I remember getting the chicken pox. And then what they
did do is like I guess I got it and
my brother got it, and then we had like our
cousins come over, so like the family put us all
together so we would all get it kind of at
the same time. But I mean, shingles for an adult
is much more serious. But the chicken can't get chicken pox.

(42:23):
But but again, this lady swears that in this fourteen
year old world record setting chickens life.

Speaker 13 (42:29):
She has been through a lot in her long lifetime.

Speaker 12 (42:32):
She's had chicken pox, because yes, chickens do get chicken pox.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
I don't know if I believe are we eight to
eight two four, one oh five nine? If somebody texts that,
because I'm telling you, yeah, yeah, that there's.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
No listen is there any way?

Speaker 1 (42:47):
I mean in less cause it's what transmitted via So
you have to either kiss, hug.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
You know what old look she's becoming the you know
there's crazy cat ladies. She's becoming the crazy chicken lady. Okay,
and what's next? Andrey chicken has their own personality. They don't,
they're just chickens. They chicken away. Well, they don't.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Well for fourteen years, this chickens must have done something.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Yeah, okay, you know what I mean. And I will
say this.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
I mean I have the the oogie mouth thing right here,
and then maybe you'll understand. Maybe if if you eat
a chicken who has you know, uh, what's it called,
if you eat a chicken who has chicken pox, maybe
you'd get it rouged.

Speaker 15 (43:34):
So first you let Kenny spit in your mouth, then
you try to swallow his spit and say ookie mouth
at the same time.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
Sick.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
You don't know, Bobby, it's loads of fun.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
So again it's called ugie mouth. So maybe that's somebody
did that with a chicken. They played oogie mouth.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
All right, maybe they did, right, So I don't know, Okay,
chicken with a oogie mouth. The thing happened. I yes,
that's what happened, alright, bogie mouth. Somebody somebody spitting somewhere. Okay,
I got it. You're talking about.

Speaker 7 (44:11):
device on the one nine the Mountain text line to
eight two four.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
What's going on? It is Rizo and Jeff.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
And yesterday Jeff and I went to bo Jangles and
I got to tell you something. We were looking at
all the great deals that they had and a couple
of things stuck out to us. Obviously, uh the delicious
uh you know, uh bow rounds, they they were delicious,

(44:42):
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Speaker 3 (45:02):
See now I understand what you're talking, all right, Nogi,
But yeah, I do get this. Yeah, you're right. Uh
you know, you add the pickles, you add the Carolina
Gold barbecue sauce, you toast that bun and they're great
on the go. Okay, we're talking about the bird Dog.
So like you said, you grab two for five dollars.
So running around today, we know how it is right still,

(45:25):
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it may be. That's all you do is you order
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Speaker 1 (46:08):
Clais of Grog, the Rizzo and Jeff Show and Jeff
I want people to think. Since it's gonna take them
a couple of minutes, they have to text us at
eight two eight two, four oh one oh five nine
until we get the phones working again. But we're getting
a lot of texts, so thank you, guys. Does anyone
believe I guess no one believed in the chicken pox theory,

(46:29):
But does anyone believe.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
In sausage feet.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
What sausage feet is are just fat, stubby little feets.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Yeah. But the problem, here's the thing with sausage like
feet toes, sausage toes, is that they're prevalent in the summertime.
So a lot of people are walking around today. You know,
you know, you put on your socks. Yeah, yeah, you
sniff them before you put them on. Yeah, you put
on your sock, said these are good for day two.

(47:02):
You slipped them over your sausage toes and you slipped
into your shoes and you you know, you kind of uh,
you went to work today. You might have them. Well,
And that's the question.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
So I would like to play for you something and
I'd like you to ponder this, uh for the next
few minutes. And I'd like to see some pictures. Eight
two eight two four oh one oh five nine. That's
the number that you have to text. I want to
see a picture of your puggies. You're you're asking for
feet picks. I do nobody's gonna send your feet picks?

(47:34):
I bet you. I bet you one person. Listen, I
want a pair. I want feet picks. But not for
the reason that you think.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Yeah, it's not some weird fetish that you have, right,
it says, we actually, uh, you just want to see
if they have sausage toes. Yes, listen, this is this
is basically what I want to say.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Okay, I want to tell you welcome every one time
episode to here John's pedietary. We're gonna call this one
the sauce toe. This is what I mean, people, It
is no joke, and I'm being completely and totally serious.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
He's pointing to a fat toe here.

Speaker 16 (48:10):
Is there anything that you would like to say to
the public, anything, nothing.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Lady, Yeah, it looks like a papaya Oh, papaia yah.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
So we're gonna go ahead and implement some of the
other you know, techniques for adema control with the hopes
that definitely, definitely, definitely we can start to make this
toe defly.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
So basically, he says, papaye toe. She's got a papaya toe. Jeff, Wow,
ladies and germs, you heard it here. First, sausage feet exist.
Sausage feet are papia sized, you got. I mean it
goes he was trying to say, respectively, that it goes

(48:57):
from tankel to papaya toe.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Pai for a toe that's a hefty fruit.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Well, it's a very he can you imagine walking on
five papayas.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
It's a lot.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
It's a lot of papaia. I mean, I've been to
Grace Papai. I love a good papaya. But when you
tell me, is.

Speaker 16 (49:16):
There anything that you would like to say to the public.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Anything anything you'd like to say the public? I got
sausage toes, I got papaya feet even gonna.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Say, right, I mean, you're well, you're mortified. This is
obviously a woman. Her nails are done right, and yeah,
there's just painting her nails on her papayas I got.
I gotta be honest. I think she went to a manicurist.
I don't think she could get down on those papayas.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
No, okay, she looked a little large and in charge,
which is okay, that's all right. But imagine imagine you're
the woman. You go, you know, to get your feet done,
and then you get a couple of papayas planet on you.
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (49:51):
I mean again, if you are like you brought it
up somebody with a foot fetish and I'm.

Speaker 17 (49:57):
Being completely and totally serious.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
He's this serious about it listen.

Speaker 16 (50:01):
the public.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Anything about papaya sized toes?

Speaker 17 (50:07):
But yeah, it looks like a papaya.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
All right, her toes look like a papaya. What do
you want me to say? No, I'm walking around on
a pair of Mexican fruits here and I'll like, what
do you want me to say?

Speaker 1 (50:17):
I want to see them? Eight two eight two four
oh one oh five nine. I need a picture of
somebody's papaya feet and I'll leave you alone, all.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Right, I don't I do. I'm okay with it. But
you know, if you know, Rizzo's got a thing. I
didn't know about it. He hit her a papaya face.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Let's just share, okay, all right, send a receive, I'll
send you some back.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
This is TMT and t MT H two one.

Speaker 7 (50:42):
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Speaker 3 (50:49):
Mountain JEF Show and Jeff.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
I want people to think, since it's going to take
them a couple of minutes, they have to text us
at eight to eight two four oh one oh five nine, uh,
until we get the phones working again. But we're getting
a lot of texts, So thank you guys. Does anyone
believe I guess no one believed in the chicken pox theory,
But does anyone believe in sausage feet? Now, what sausage

(51:17):
feet is are just fat, stubby little feets.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Yeah, but the problem here's the thing with sausage like
feet toes. Sausage toes is that they're prevalent in the summertime.
So a lot of people are walking around today. You know,
you know, you put on your socks. Yeah, yeah, you
sniff them before you put them on. Yeah, you put
on your socks and these are good for day two.

(51:41):
You slipped them over your sausage toes and you slipped
into your shoes and you you know, you kind of
you went to work today. You might have them.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Well, And that's the question. So I would like to
play for you something, and I'd like you to ponder
this for the next few minutes. And I'd like to
see some pictures. Eight two eight two four oh one
oh five nine. That's the number that you have to text.
I want to see a picture of your puggies. You're
you're asking for feet picks. I do nobody's gonna send

(52:13):
your feet pick. I bet you, I bet you one person. Listen,
I want a pair. I want feet picks. But not
for the reason that you think.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Yeah, it's not some weird fetish that you have, right,
it says we actually, uh, you just want to see
if they have sausage toes yet.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
This is this is basically what I want to say. Okay,
I want to tell.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
You welcome every one time episode to your John's pedietary.
We're gonna call this one the sausage toe. This is
what I mean, people, It is no joke, and I'm
being completely and totally serious.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
He's pointing to a fat toe here.

Speaker 16 (52:50):
the public, anything, nothing, lady, Yeah.

Speaker 17 (52:57):
It looks like a papaya.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Oh, papaya.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
So we're gonna go ahead and implement some of the
other you know, techniques for a deema control with the
hopes that definitely, definitely, definitely we can start to make
this toe defleing.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
So basically, he says, papaye toe. She's got a papaya toe. Jeff, Wow,
ladies and germs, you heard it here. First, sausage feet exist.
Sausage feet are papias sized. You got I mean it
goes he was trying to say, respectively, that it goes

(53:37):
from cankele to papie.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Toe paia yea for a toe that's a hefty fruit.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Well it's a very hey. Can you imagine walking on
five papayas. It's it's a lot of papaya. I mean,
I've been to grace papaya. I love a good papaya.
But when you tell me.

Speaker 16 (53:56):
the public.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Anything, anything you'd like to say, I got sausage toes,
I got papaya feet.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
What are you gonna say?

Speaker 5 (54:04):
Right?

Speaker 1 (54:05):
I mean, you're well, you're mortified. This is obviously a woman.
Her nails are done right, and yeah, there's just ain't
in her nails on her papayas I got. I gotta
be honest. I think she went to a manicurist. I
don't think she could get down on those papayas. No, okay,
she looked a little large and in charge, which is okay,
that's all right. But imagine imagine you're the woman. You go,

(54:26):
you know, to get your feet done, and then you
get a couple of papie is planet on you?

Speaker 3 (54:30):
And what do you do.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
I mean again, if you are like you brought it
up somebody with a foot fetish.

Speaker 16 (54:36):
And I'm being completely and totally serious.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
He's this serious about it.

Speaker 16 (54:40):
Listen, is there anything that you would like to say
to the public.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Anything about papaya sized toes?

Speaker 17 (54:47):
But yeah, it looks like a papaya.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
All right, her toes look like a papaye. What do
you want me to say? No, I'm walking around on
a pair of Mexican fruits here, and then I'll like,
what do you want me to say?

Speaker 1 (54:57):
I want to say them eight to eight, two four,
all oh, five nine. I need a picture of somebody's
papaya feet and I'll leave you alone.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
All right, don't I do. I'm okay with it. But
you know, if you know Rizzo's got a thing I
didn't know about its face.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Let's just share, okay, all right, send a receive, I'll
send you some back.

Speaker 7 (55:19):
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Speaker 5 (55:27):
Group, The Mountain YEF.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
I'm being threatened.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
It's one five nine A Mountain Ashville's classic rock The
Rizzo and Jeff show, and I'll tell you how I'm
being threatened that it's okay. Well, no, it's not okay,
but I'm going to get to the bottom of it. Jeff,
it was a while ago, maybe May whenever. This ccada
is wearing full bloom. Me and the bam Bean we

(55:54):
went on a cicada killing spree oven cleaner rocks. I
tell you all that your proudest moment there was a
pal It wasn't my proudest moment as a papa, but
I stand behind it as a papa. Now it's good. Yeah,
it is what it is. Ever since then, my car

(56:16):
has been keyed. Okay, people have have kicked at my bumper.
And there is this man who keeps texting in about
the so called hat Man, right. Are you familiar with
the hat Man?

Speaker 3 (56:33):
I remember we when we we did discuss the hat
Man for a little bit. Yeah, didn't it? What was it? Exactly?

Speaker 1 (56:42):
From what I understand and I have the audio here,
I guess it's like an old soul inside of a body.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
I'm not sure you've.

Speaker 18 (56:51):
Heard of sleep paralysis. Have you heard of the hat Man?
The hat Man is a phenomenon where people claim to
see a shadow like person dressed in the trench coat
am padora. Hat man is set to standing corners while watching. Eventually,
after a few seconds or minutes, the hat man disappears
without a trace. Have you ever seen the hat man?

Speaker 1 (57:08):
That's what the hat man is. They stare at you
with a hat, with these eyes. They look at you,
and they eventually come and attack you.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
They kill you.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Now was did the hat man leave a message? I
forget what the hat man was all about?

Speaker 1 (57:25):
So the hat man left a voice message on our
one five nine amount one app say he was a
hat man. Then I've been having some oddities happened in
and around my house. Now, I know this gentleman that's
across from me bought a weight set, but it was

(57:47):
very obscure how it was delivered in one I also
do know that there is a farmerish kind of man
that's always looking at me as I drive by you
know County Line, you know food Mart, And I'm getting

(58:08):
kind of scared. Yeah, I don't know what to do
about hat man. Is there anyone who's got advice about
hat man? Do you have advice?

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Well, I'm sorry that you feel that you're being stocked
and threatened by I guess the man that wears a hat.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
I mean, you know, he's a goold demon thing that
wears a hat with eyes.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
And an air plane sight. That's the thing. And then
he's gone, And it's very hard for you to spot
hat man. If he's just a regular guy, I think
you're looking more into the deep dark, and I think
he's just a guy that wears a hat. So if
he's a guy that wears a hat, you're screwed. He
could be any bald guy in the world. You have
a fedora, you know, and you wouldn't know. So then

(58:50):
who wears fedoras? Think about it.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Who wears fedor's olds people going to the office in
the nineteen fifties, Huh. You know Grandma if she wants
to have a good time with pop up, maybe some
role playing. I mean, who else wears a fedor?

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Jeh? I mean, are you familiar with any fedora wearing man? No,
I haven't seen a good fedora in a while. Yeah,
you know, this is that's the thing. You know.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
It is funny because this town is eclectic. It has
great food, it has great beer. We live in a
beautiful place. It's extremely expensive, but we don't have one
Fedora hat store.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Do we we have one hat? There's no hat store here.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
I'm sure there's a hat I can promise you if
I wanted a Fedora, it would be a knockoff. If
I wanted a genuine made like Fedora from a hat store,
I bet you they don't. They don't cater the hack
community in Asheville. They don't care about the hack community.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Yeah, okay, Well there's a place that's actually called Ashville
Hat Store. Is it? You know? It's hat store? What
it's called opens on one page ave you know at
uh at ten am? So you actually you know it's

(01:00:19):
in the it's in the it's arcade. Oh so it's
actually called inside. Oh that's actually uh, it's actually called
the Ashville Hat So. Uh so can I roll over?
You could? Just you can go over. Yeah, there's no
hat store.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
It's actually called that Ashville Hat. Have you ever seen
a horny rabbit? It's one of my night in Mount
Ashville's Classic Ractories and Jeff show a rat.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Isn't that the whole allure of the rabbit? You know,
getting on like rabbits? Oh no, no, no, I meant
a rabbit with a horn.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Okay, all right, Yeah, I'm sorry I misworded that. No,
have you ever seeing a rabbit with a horn.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
I have not seen a rabbit with a horn ever.
Now have you ever seen a rabbit with like a
devil face? I have not.

Speaker 8 (01:01:08):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
I had a rabbit as a pet, peppermint, peppermint? Was
it a good bun?

Speaker 10 (01:01:12):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
He was black and white and uh yeah, yeah he
was all right. You know the usaid song ut I
took him out but a ut I?

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Was he getting all with other bunny? No? No, he
just had a urinary track infection. We caught it late
and down went peppy. What's that song? A little bunny?
Foo foo?

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
I want to see you scooping up the field mice
and bopping them on the head.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
I got to tell you they better fix the phones
quickly here or you're gonna lose it. This should be
this should be for a camera. No what we're going
to the phones? Yeah, we'll have a meeting today with
the boss. And you don't want to you don't want
to get the phones fixed. Guess what, he's your rabbit
show tunes? You're okay, keep it up?

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Yeah, go ahead, blame it on AT and T go ahead,
I'll keep it off.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
So anyway, this came across the desk, girly this why
Actually it's kind of freaky.

Speaker 19 (01:02:12):
There's something funny going on with bunnies in the state
of Colorado.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
Like a scabbyist looking kind of.

Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
Growth over a.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Face looks like it was black quills or black toothpicks
sticking out all around his mouth.

Speaker 19 (01:02:31):
Residents of Fort Collins spoke to Denver's nine News about
the shocking site in which black tentacles appear to be
growing out of the heads of cottontail rabbits. Despite the
quill like appearance, a porcupine attack is not to blame.
It's actually a rare virus. Here's what you need to know.
While these frankensigin rabbits look like something out of HBO's

(01:02:53):
The Last of Us said in a fictional world plagued
by a zombie fungus called Corticeps.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Thank it, Thank you for that.

Speaker 19 (01:03:07):
This very real rabbit disease is caused by the shop papollomavirus.
In most cases, the infection is harmless, like benign cancer
cells or warts that just keep growing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
But the problem is they have the horns and stuff
so just because it's harmless, you still grow horns, you
still grow the warts, you still have the growths on
your face, Okay, so then they never go away, So
then you look like a deformed rabbit. So eventually you're
not gonna be able to see it'll.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Sell for anybody that doesn't So for anybody doesn't know
that that it doesn't know anything about it sees a
rabbit in their yard and it's got horns, you're freaking out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
If you see a rabbit in your house and it's
got horns, I feel like it should be shot. Do
you not probably favor you break it out. You probably
should take it out. I mean, I can't see that
rabbit living a happy life right now because it feels
like it drives it crazy because the horns grow through
like the brain. Yeah, Like it's a really vicious, violent disease.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
It looks pretty awful. It's all in their ears. I'm
looking at pictures of it on the side of their face.
It looks absolutely terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
It's through like their skull, it's like through their ears.
It's like it's very bizarre, and they're they're they're really
warning people to not go near them with it. As well,
so it might be continuous. Yeah, so they're just saying
kind of stay away.

Speaker 6 (01:04:39):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
So you know if it ever comes here and you
see a rabbit with horns, well, you know what, I'll
be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
I've always wanted a bunny, you know, from the actual
humane site like today wag Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Why not bring us a horned bunny? Well, we can't
go near on a horned bonnie. Who says, well, that's uh.
You know they say it whenever they say something, you
need to listen, Okay, I just okay. I know you
want a little Peter cottontail in your life, you know.
And they're actually pretty easy to maintain. If you were

(01:05:15):
looking for a pet, they're generally easy to make.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
I'm looking, I'm looking for a pet for the band bean.
But here's my problem.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
If you saw my video yesterday, what about a guinea
guinea peg?

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
They die too quick. He's too smart to know if
I replace it when he was.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
But you know what, it's a it's a lesson learned
things die. Yeah, but he's still like he'll be heartbroken.
I mean, it'll die. That's a part of line. I
don't want that for him. No, you got a couple
of years out of guinea pig.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
What if I get a golden because see, I didn't
want to get him a goldfish.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
The seven years on the guinea pig. He's a teenager,
buy that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
So then I said, why don't I give him what's
it called? Some of those piranhas? They ended up eating
each other. Oh, the two the two fish that you
can't you can't put them together. They got to be separate. Well,
I thought that you could put them together, so I
got a blue one and a red one and they
ended up beating each other. So that didn't work out.
And then it's like he wants a dog that's like
the size of a house, and I can't. I can't

(01:06:10):
get that. So then he wanted a cat, and I'm like,
I can't get a cat.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Get the big dog. You can't. You can't go anywhere
one The medications are five times what I pay the
bigger the dog. Okay, like even say the you know
the allergy medicine the teddy gets. They do it by poundage.
So you get a big you get a big dog.
Yours is three hundred bucks to get an allergy shot
and works in scenarios and now you get a little one,

(01:06:37):
a little pump.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
I guess, so I'll get a little pump. Now, when
it grows, can I give it to you? Huh, when
it grows? Can I give it to you? Because I
want to start a pet, but then I want to
kind of just move it away. Okay, you always everybody
went hamster, go hamster. Okay, all right, I'll go hamster.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Thank you. That's all I did it. That's it, hamster.

Speaker 7 (01:06:55):
Next message to Rio and Jeff. Now to a two
eight two four oh one O five God.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
No blasphemy intended here. It's one of five ninety Mount
Nashville's classic rock Theorism and Jeff's show.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
However, when does a.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Bar become a church or a church become a bar
slash restaurant?

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Romilly generally never.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Riso, Well, Jeff, you could say that, But what if
I'm eating bread and I'm drinking wine and I'm also
worshiping on the Sabbath.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
What if that's the case. Okay, I understand, all right,
so that makes a little sense, So it could be,
but you're not. Yeah, no, I am. It's like going
to a bar and only the bartender is allowed to
drink that's church. You don't like church that much. I
don't mind.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
I mean, just because Monk Senior Pacusa is eighteen hundred
years old doesn't mean you gotta hate on Pecous.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
He's a good guy. Well, I father, givey was my guy.
Givvy gave it was my guy. He he didn't make it.
Pecous died, didn't make it, didn't die. Well, you didn't
tell me Pecuso died. Well, listen, I always uh you know,
I get in the mail the donations. It feels like
they come every week from the church, and uh, you know,

(01:08:16):
in the mail, and uh then I got I get
the newsletter from the church, and uh.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
You get the church newsletter that mon Pacuso died.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Well, that usually happens in your mid nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
I understand that. But why wasn't I informed of mons death?
And by the way, maybe mon Signior would have been
the perfect man to answer this. Well, he would have
been just didn't make it, just didn't call them home Jesus,
Jesus said time to come home, Pecousta.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
You know it was a good little parish. He did
a good job for years. How come he was never archbishop?

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Uh you know, why didn't he make it past, you know, mon,
bishop archbishop cardinal, and then you go pope because he
papal material. Was he capable ate a little too much
of the body in the Christ day so big under

(01:09:19):
under there with the body, robe, sheet, whatever you want
to call it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
No, sorry, mon, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
We'll talk about this crazy story about his church coming up.
Just because the mon was not popable doesn't mean that
there aren't many many men who are propable Mount Nashville's
Class of Theorizone Jeff Show. If you're saying, what are
you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
Yeah, yeah, that that's we were talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
Yeah, he died Christmas. Jeff never told me. I just
found that out. I'm very upset.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Uh. Now here's the thing. I'm glad he's up with Jesus.
He got called home.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
But uh, there is quite the kerfuffle going on between
the church and uh the restaurant world, and the church
doesn't want the eucharists and the wine to be you know,
I guess given out and sold at Sunday service while
they have beer and liquor on tap.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
That stuff that would that would make things a little
bit more entertaining.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Well, let me think about it. It's Sunday, right, you
gotta football game at one o'clock.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
You're trying to get done right. It's going long, right,
and then they have, you know what, once in a while,
once a month, they have, you know, the bakesale afterwards,
and then there's the gathering out front. Everybody's, yeah, how's
the kid? And he's in soccer? How's the kid? I
got straight as the principles list, YadA, YadA, YadA, game on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
I know, I know it's it's always comparisons. But there
is a I guess Jeff a restaurant that fancies did
self a church. He feels he feels Jesus in him,
he feels Jesus inside.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
That's a that's a great thing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
So what he wanted to do was he wanted to
express Jesus. Okay, And how he did this was he
took his business and on Sundays he made it Jesus proof.
Now do you make your store Jesus proof? You only
allow people who want to worship in m and then

(01:11:32):
you start giving out bread, wine, you start preaching. But
then you got I don't know, the monsignors, the bishops,
the cardinals getting word of your popularity, and they want
you to cease and desist.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
I gotta tell you they are a rough gang. Be careful.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
They are a sou heavy bunch and they gotten into
some rough stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
You gotta be careful, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
So anyway, this is just the result of a man
just trying to worship. And I'm just curious as to
what you think the.

Speaker 20 (01:12:11):
Bible says one thing about when the church is a church?
For what does the government say when does a building
become a church?

Speaker 5 (01:12:17):
That is the question.

Speaker 20 (01:12:18):
Now at the center of a feud between a dNaM
Springs restaurant and the city council, and the businesses fight
to keep selling alcohol.

Speaker 21 (01:12:25):
Hey Robinson has a look at both sides of this one, Perry.

Speaker 22 (01:12:28):
Hey, guys, this restaurant is doing more than just serving food,
but that change has sparked a fight that's now costing
their ability to sell alcohol. From the outside, the Mustard
Seed Creamery appears to be a normal restaurant. You could
buy food, ice cream, or even a glass of wine.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
By the way, I love that it's called the mustard
seed Creamery because to me it says creamy mustard.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
See, it just has toustered and it's fine. It's a
creamy must. All you care about is the month. It's it,
So tell me to come in and get that creamy must.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Right, I'm thinking about it all right, Sorry, not now anyway,
back to the story here very important.

Speaker 22 (01:13:15):
But on Sunday mornings, the space transforms into something different.
That's when owners Tim and his wife Tasha Lavere host
weekly services for about twenty to sometimes fifty people. The
site's dual purpose is what's at the center of a
fight between the Lavere's and the Dental Spring City Council
and the city attorney over their alcohol permit.

Speaker 23 (01:13:36):
If a church is regularly meeting in that restaurant, then essentially,
she said, I'm defining that restaurant as a church, and
so you cannot sell alcohol because you're within three hundred
feet of a church.

Speaker 22 (01:13:47):
In the three to two vote last month, the city
council decided to not allow the restaurant to sell alcohol anymore.
Many on the council argued that because of the weekly services,
the business is more of a church than a restaurant.

Speaker 8 (01:14:00):
He goes back to what I said last time, Do
you want to be a restaurant or do you want
to be a church?

Speaker 18 (01:14:06):
He can't happen.

Speaker 22 (01:14:07):
According to Tim, he started selling alcohol in August twenty
twenty four, about a month after its grand opening. In
November twenty twenty four, the business was told their liquor
license would not be renewed because of the Sunday services,
and because of that, the business hasn't been able to
sell alcohol since January first.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Now I find that to be horrible. This you know,
this is this is what happens. And I'm just going
to say it. When have you ever been ganged up
on by priests? WHOA I don't mean like that. No,
I didn't mean that, because I have, but not in
that way. I was at the cyo and I don't

(01:14:50):
want to have some time. There's something I know. I listen, listen,
I know I get the gig. I get the gig
as being open and honest with the audience.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Some things, Listen. Some things you're just keep in the
fifth pocket of the levies and you just let it go. Okay,
all right, here's an altar boy. Yeah that's what I meant.
I'm sure sure you, sir.

Speaker 7 (01:15:15):
It's just a message to Rizzo and Jeff. Now to
A two eight two four oh one O five nine.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
I'm all about finding a naked man.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Jeff and I have long sh show is just what what?

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
You didn't even let me finish?

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
You're cutting me off, but like I didn't mean, like
I got, like the priest ganged up on me, like
they all surrounded me because they thought I was stealing
from the bake sale when I wasn't. It's one O
five nine the Mountains, Cashvill's classic rock, The Rizzo and
Jeff Show.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
All right, and so I'm all for a nude man.
All right, here we go again in a car. Okay,
all right, for.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
Him to be free to express himself.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
Okay, what I am not like car? I don't like them.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
I'm all for them. There is a difference. You're four
nude men in cars, but I don't like them. You
just said you do. I said I'm for him, for it,
which means you do like it. There's a dude man
in a car, then you then you're for it?

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
You like it?

Speaker 20 (01:16:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
No, See, here's the thing. I can be for something
but not like it. Like I'm for a what you
mightna call it candy bar, but I don't like them. Okay,
I'm for whoppers, but I don't like them. I'm for
their right to exist.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
Okay. All right, so you're you're for the right to
exist of naked men in cars.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
That's it, okay, Okay, So when a naked man is
driving in a car, he should always follow the speed
limit because when you don't, you get pulled over, and
then you're.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
In a position if you're a naked man in a car,
what position are you in? You don't there's not enough
time to cover up on the pullover, and then if
you if the cop pulls you over, there they're looking
at you, and then you're moving around too much in
the car.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Yeah, yeah, so you know, I guess it's just follow
the rules, follow the speed limits, all the posted signs, yield,
be a safe driver, because the fact of the matter
is if you're going to drive around naked and then
get the police involved, I'm not for that, okay, Because
if you want to be nude.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
So you do have naked man in car rules, I do.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
If you want to be nude in your car, I'm
for you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
Yeah, I'm not sure that's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
It's okay if you want to be If it's not illegal,
where is it illegal.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
It's got to be illegal to be naked in your car.

Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
No wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
It's not illegal to be naked in your car. W
It's illegal is to be naked in your car driving fast,
getting pulled over and putting people in danger. I am
not for that. I guarantee you you could walk out
of the shower tonight, get in your car and drive around.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
In North Carolina, it's not inherently illegal to be naked
in your car.

Speaker 5 (01:17:58):
Here.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
It is, but it could lead to indecent exposure charge
if you're seen by others and they find it offensive.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
Air go I'm four men naked in cars. I am
not for the naked man in a car exposed to
the police.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
So if nobody sees you in your car here in
North Carolina, you're allowed to be naked, So you could
be naked.

Speaker 24 (01:18:21):
I know the naked rules in North Carolina. Well, it's
a case by case base. It's by case they sail.
That's right, So I'm all for it. But when this happens, well,
you're going a little too far.

Speaker 21 (01:18:33):
Local news the traffic stop in Madison County, Nebraska, turned
into a bizarre arrest yesterday morning after deputies found a
naked man behind the wheel. According to the Madison County
Sheriff's office. The incident on Highway eighty one began around
one am when a deputy attempted to pull over a
truck calling a trailer without functioning lights. When deputies approached
the vehicle, they found forty seven year old Kip Poulson

(01:18:54):
of Iowa completely naked, using a pair of pants to
cover himself. He told deputy he was hot and allergic
to his own sweat. One of the motorcycles he was
hauling had also been reported stolen. Poulson is now facing
several charges related to the incident.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
Okay, so he was he wasn't spotted naked. When they
pulled him over, they saw he was naked.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
And in essence, that's what I mean, meaning he broke
the law, he stole something, but nobody caught him naked
the police did they pulled Yes, Therefore, had he not
committed a crime, he could have been naked all night
in that truck.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
But can they get him for in decent exposure? No,
because they can't because.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
If I were to if I were to get if
I were to leave this studio at ten o'clock, take
off my clothes, walk out the back door, get into
my civic and just drive down Patton Avenue without any
pants on. Nobody could say a word to me unless
I was speeding and I got out of the car.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
Okay, But the indecent exposure. He wasn't exposing himself to anybody.
Nobody made the call and said, I got a naked
man in a truck. The only reason that they knew
he was naked is because they pulled him over.

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
Correct So then whose fault is it inherently that this
guy was caught driving while naked or DWI. But they
weren't nailing him excuse me, They weren't nailing him on
the nudity. They were getting him on something else. And
when they pulled him over, that is when they noticed
he was naked. He wasn't offending it. Here's the thing
with his nudity. He was driving while nude. That's what

(01:20:34):
they say. And then they do this and they throw
all this other crap onky.

Speaker 21 (01:20:38):
When deputies approached the vehicle, they found forty seven year
old Kip Poulson of Iowa completely naked, using a pair
of pants to cover himself. He told deputies he was
hot and allergic to his own sweat. One of the
motorcycles he was hauling had also been imported stolen. Poulson
is now facing several charges related to the incident.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
So again, what's your friggin prom Dude? Like, I get it,
but you don't have to pull him over. And if
you're gonna get pulled over, please make sure you have pants.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
Well, listen, he did have pants and he covered. Can
my buddy Kent Poulsen there covered himself up when they
came out, Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
He did, he was, but Jeff, he did the top cover.
You need to put them on. You can't do top
cover driving naked in but driving naked is not the offense. No,
driving naked is so legal in North Carolina that everyone
listening to this show can do it right.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
Just take them off, pull over, take your pants off
and drive naked. If you're here, Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Just saw a white Buick drive down pass Patten Avenue.
If you're listening to the Reizonia Jeff show, take your
pants off, all right, and just just pull over, all right?
Stop over an octopus garden or something. The guy in
the termin X truck do me a favor. Take your
pants off. You're gonna feel better. It's not illegal.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
H Well, First off, if you get pulled over on
Patton Avenue and you're naked, they're gonna go okay another
day on paston continue, Continue.

Speaker 7 (01:22:06):
device on the one nine the Mountain text line eight
eight two four oh nine.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
It is one of five nine in the Mountain Nashville's
classic The Rizzo and the Jeff Show. Ladies and gentlemen,
it is time to razzle you, time to dazzle you,
time to give you all the information that you need
to know so that you could be abreast of all
the information going on at the water cooler. Okay, what
you heard from Jeff. Eh, it's somewhat informational.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
That's still a thing that people hang around the water cooler.
And the water cooler people.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
You know what I'm gonna the equivalent of the water cooler,
and it happens here at the radio station, is the
dippy do into the office, you know what I mean.
So it's like, you know, people happen to just dippy
do into the office and say, how do their partner?

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
It's sort of like the George went into cheers, like
he would come in sit down like people will go, oh,
I'm stopping by your office, and then a conversation ensus
and then bing bang boom.

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
You're there. Al he happens to me in the men's restroom,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
You know it does? I mean, you know you see
royal lot there, I see everybody in there, do you know?

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
Really? Well, it all differs on the time that I
go in. Generally I go to the bathroom after the show, unless,
like you know, I take like my allegra the night
before and I'm super thirsty. Okay, So that depending, So
then I'll go a little earlier. Then I'll run into
the big Boss and then you know it's the awkward
just because you know we're guys and we're meeting at
the bathroom right or you know, it's that whole thing. Yeah,

(01:23:43):
it all depends.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
Well anyway, you know, that's good to know. But let's
razzle and dazzle, you huh.

Speaker 7 (01:23:50):
From Tinseltown to the eight to eight and beyond. It's
time to z on the Rizzo and Jeff Show. All
the things that are not fit to print, talk about, mentioned,
discuss or frank that important but somehow find their way
here of course. Sorry man, Yes, Jeff can't stand it either.
Time for Rizzo's razzldezol one.

Speaker 5 (01:24:08):
I'm out here sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
If you want to know what people at work are
going to be talking about today, ladies and gentlemen, here's
the first thing that you need to know.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
What's Happening the TV show from nineteen seventy six Danielle
Spencer aka d Thomas, the character she also you know,
based on loosely based on the movie Coolly Hi, and
what's happening now? The squeak will She passed away last night? Fortunate,

(01:24:52):
that's very unfortunate, And a lot of people are going
to be talking about her and what's happening today, and
they're going to say, what's your favorite what's happening line?

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
I'll give you a few rogie.

Speaker 10 (01:25:03):
If you're gonna eat that mess, you can at least
use a spoon. This is not my breakfast, it's paper machine.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
I got out of my face.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
Do you hear the way your son is talking to
your daughter?

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
Wow? Well hold on one more, she's got a session.

Speaker 13 (01:25:24):
Anybody home, I'm coming.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
Nobody's home.

Speaker 6 (01:25:33):
What do you want?

Speaker 13 (01:25:33):
I want to know why you opened the door to
just anyone?

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
Wow? And you see that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Just the comedic timing on Roger's sassy sister Danielle Spencer
was just inconceivable.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
It was it was the show with Rerun. That's what
everybody's talking about, and everybody knows it. It'll give you
a reason to talk about Red, It'll.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
Give you a reason to talk about Rewind. But you
have to remember her name is Danielle Spencer. She portrayed
Raja's sister aka Rerun, and her name Dee Thomas. So
rest in peace, my angel. Yes you are.

Speaker 3 (01:26:11):
What do they say you are? And what's a song?
So I will raise you up on eat angels. I'll
remember it. Good, good. We can't wait for you to
remember it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
Thanks time for Rizzo's.

Speaker 11 (01:26:27):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
Well, the second thing that I think is very important
that you should know if you're going to be around
the water cooler today at breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
You love in the holidays long.

Speaker 5 (01:26:39):
I love the idea of spending time together and finding
new ways to show that people you care.

Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
Look at that. Oh my gosh, I could do this
every day.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
Megan Margole is coming out with her new, well not new,
her second season of her new show I copied Oprah
and mars this Stewart. Now, let's cook on Netflix. It's
also called butter Me.

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
It's not butter Me. It's called with with Love Comma Megan,
I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
I wish it was called Butterme. Butter Me is better
or barefoot. Yeah, you know she's color me call me Kntessa. Yeah, Okay,
Well you know she's got some high power guests. Okay,
David Chang.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
Oh, Dave Chang, Heather Dorak, Heather Dora, Daniel Martin, who
Jay Jay Something, Jay Something, Jay Something, Claire Smith and
uh Christina TOSSI all gonna be a pardoner of With
Love Megan. Sounds like a real Montecito. Here's a Montecito party.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
Here's the thing about the last person that you named,
whose name I already forget. She created it, cosmetics sold
it to Lreel for one point four billions. So she's hanging.

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
Out with the big dog.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
I gotta tell you, she's hanging out with the open
there's no Steedman Graham.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
Totally relatable. And uh, you know, we just a bunch
of billion cooking for fake, cooking up food we can't afford.
Gotta love it for fake. Yeah, all right, one more
water cooler chat.

Speaker 7 (01:28:07):
Really no, I'm not reading this. I'm not reading this. Uh,
it's time for the news you may have missed. They
did this. Fine, it's time to dazel on the Rizzlin
Joe Show.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
I can't let you go to work without at least
knowing the three big things. So Megan Markles show the
fact that Danielle Spender from What's Happening passed away.

Speaker 25 (01:28:28):
And finally, Hurricane man arrested charged after hiding two pounds
of meth in raw shrimp.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
Police say, now a Hurricane man, meaning he's from Hurricane.
It's a town in the USA, town in Utah hid
two pounds of meth and phetamines inside of shrimp. And
you must say to yourself around the water cooler, well,
how the meth guy do it? Well, you're about to
find out.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
George.

Speaker 25 (01:28:54):
A man from Hurricane has been charged with drug possession
after police say they located meth hidden inside bags of
raw shrimp in his vehicle. Jose Manuel rees Ruiz, forty eight,
was charged last week with drug possession with intent to
distribute a second degree felony, endangerment of a child, a
third degree felony, plus drug paraphernalia possession, a Class B misdemeanor.

(01:29:17):
On August second, a Saint George police officer conducted a
traffic stop on a GMC pickup truck because the vehicle's
windows were tinted so dark the driver couldn't be seen.
A police booking affidavit states while measuring the window tint,
the driver started rapidly providing unsolicited information regarding the vehicle
and a dog in the rear seat. The officer noted

(01:29:37):
the man identified as Ruiz, was nervous and fumbling with
documents when asked for registration. The driver and his thirteen
year old son, who was also in the car, left
the vehicle to talk to the officer. While the officer
was beginning to issue a citation for the window tint,
a second police officer arrived with a drug sniffing K nine,
who indicated on the car. The truck was searched and

(01:29:59):
Ruiz's bar behavior would change based on the location I
was searching, Specifically, when searching a cooler that was located
in the rear seat. In the cooler, we're two large
bags of raw shrimp that, upon further inspection, contained two
plastic wrapped packages alongside the shrimp. According to the affidavit.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
Now, I don't like that he had two packs of
med dan phetamine. But how's the dog gonna smell metanphetamine
in a cooler through a box in shrimp surrounded by
by by by sea animals.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
You know, I don't buy it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
I think I think what they did was they said,
you know, we don't like this pencil, and because we
don't like this pencil, we're gonna pull them over.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
Well, he had four last names. They don't like him.
That's what it is. Four last names. Yeah, so just
just be Bill Smith. I gotta tell you you ever
you ever have it, that would really bang bang shrimp,
bang bang shrimp. Where's bang bang trim? Throw some of
that in there, you know, a little methan? Oh good?

Speaker 7 (01:31:06):
Text A message to Rizzo and Jeff now to a
two eight two four oh nine.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
It is one of five nine to man Nashville's classic
rock the Rizzo and Jeff showing it is time for
things that didn't make the show already, Jeff, and it
makes me a sad panda?

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
Does it it? Does?

Speaker 14 (01:31:27):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
Our panda's generally happy? Yeah? They with the panda.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
You've never seen Have you ever seen a sad panda? No,
that's my point. Okay, okay, anyway, I've seen a happy panda.

Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
I don't know. Yeah you have.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
I'll give you a perfect example. You know, the h
logo for Panda Express. Okay, that's a smiling mama and
baby panda bear.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
All right. Well, look, I assume that they're generally peaceful,
but you know, I have I do remember that they
can be quite dangerous if you provoke them. So just
like bears, Yeah, it's regular. What is a sense?

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
You know? So yeah, yeah, it's you know anyway, Yeah,
it's it's happy pandas.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
That's all I'm saying. Okay, I'm in Pandas.

Speaker 7 (01:32:11):
Wrizon't you have tried to do their work today but
just couldn't quite get it done. So here's where they
try to cram it all in at the end. It's
what didn't make the show on one nine the Mountain end.

Speaker 3 (01:32:21):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
So, uh, you know, I gotta be honest with you.
I am a big fan of this comedian. Her name
is Wanda Sykes, and Wanda Sykes.

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
You're a big fan of Wanda Sykes, I am. She
lives in media Pennsylvania. The hell that do anything?

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
I used to deliver her pizza? Did you at double Decker? Okay,
all right, you got two forty seven Orange Street? How
about that?

Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
What did Wanda like?

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
Actually, you know what? She would always get ham and pineapple.

Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
She didn't like the meat lovers. She didn't like the
meat lovers. She liked ham on pineapple. Do you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
They always got two orange sodas? And guess what you
always did me at tend no matter what.

Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
Mm hmmm. So I have some Wanda tens in my.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
Uh, in my uh, you know a little safe there,
Wanda Sykes tents and you spent.

Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
Them already, but go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
Anyway, Wanda was on the Jennifer Hudson Show, and anytime
I can talk Wanda, it's a good day.

Speaker 10 (01:33:22):
It happened twice, and they both were in New Orleans. Really, yes,
New Orleans.

Speaker 5 (01:33:28):
Yes, I have my hair.

Speaker 10 (01:33:29):
I had my My hair was bigger, you know, that
was longer, and and these people they was like, oh,
that's Lenny Kravit. I turned around and I was like,
it only into wards to me, you know. I was like,
they've been on they've been on Bourbon Street and probably
drink everything.

Speaker 6 (01:33:44):
Oh my goodness, that is a thing that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
Now, in fairness, Wanda, I think you are absolutely sexy.
I do not blame them for thinking you're Lenny Kravitz.
I mean Lenny Kravitz.

Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
Well, dude, what's wrong with Lenny Kravitz is a good
looking man? I mean people, that's what's wrong with? Well,
what's wrong? Wanda? Wouldn't you be thrilled to be called Lenny?
You know you just said Lenny Kravitz is a good
looking man? Yes he is.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
Oh you're saying Wanda's a woman? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
guess so, you know, I get well, he's you know,
Lenny's got the he's got you know, he's got some
features I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
Yeah, yeah, he's got features. He does. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
Speaking of features, let's move over to the featureless waffle house. Uh,
the waffle house. Jeff has uh something going on, and
I don't know how to deal with this violence.

Speaker 15 (01:34:47):
You had three deputies arrested a woman they say fired
a gun at a waffle house in Calier County while
fighting with another woman. A deputy heard the gun shot
while at the waffle house on Pine Ridge Road after
getting a call. People were fighting around three o'clock in
the morning on Sunday. The sheriff self has said Bonicia
Fletcher was hinting a gun to someone else. She dropped

(01:35:08):
the gun and it fired. Thankfully no one was hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
Bonesha Fisher. I could have taken out a few people
at the waffle house.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
And that makes me very very worried.

Speaker 1 (01:35:22):
Yeah, that makes it for a terrible, horrible, no good,
very bad day.

Speaker 3 (01:35:28):
Yeah, Bonisha, next time that you go to the waffle house,
all right, leave it in the glove compartment.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
On Bonisha, on it all right, don't mess with her, No,
she'll shoot you, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:35:43):
Anyway, frizon't you have tried to do their work today
but just couldn't quite get it done. So here's where
they try to cram it all in at the end.
It's what didn't make the show. On one five nine
the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
I want you to go into work. I want you
to go to the doctor. I want you to go home.
I want you to see the kids. I want you
to see the grandkids. I want you to go swimming.
I want you to go for a driver or flight.
Whatever you are doing today with this very important knowledge,

(01:36:15):
it's about an avian chicken, and a chicken is capable
of getting humanoid diseases. We're not sure how.

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
If it's kissing a chicken, yeah, if it's playing oogie
mouth with a chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
Whatever it may be. Whatever it may be. But chickens can.

Speaker 13 (01:36:34):
To fight all odds.

Speaker 12 (01:36:35):
Because most Easter eggarhns live an average of five to
eight years. She has been through a lot in her
long lifetime. She's had chicken pox because yes, chickens do
get chicken pots.

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:36:46):
She likes to watch TV when she hears it on.
She gets fresh.

Speaker 14 (01:36:49):
Lettuce or spinach daily scratched and corect lane of crumbles
and a fruit and nut will with fresh water changed
every day.

Speaker 13 (01:36:57):
And she lefts to sleep with my flip flock.

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
So the chicken is fourteen now, the oldest one in
the world. Uh, played a little oogie mouth, got some
chicken pox, and UH survived that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:11):
Ah. And I got to tell you this is a
resilient chicken. Day billion.

Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
Yeah, here's the thing. Let's say she passes the eater.
I mean, she's I get that at your pet. I
get you had it for sixteen seventeen years. But at
the same time, Is that too tough?

Speaker 3 (01:37:27):
Is that rough? The meat? The meat at this point,
you know, the quality is not there. So so what
are you saying?

Speaker 7 (01:37:33):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
Is it like chicken of the sea? Stuff? Stuff you'd
get in like a potted meat thing the sea is
tuna number Oh that's true. Tuna. Nah. You just just
kind of get rid of it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
You bury it, stuff it, you stuff it, stuff it,
you put stuff it, put in your living room.

Speaker 3 (01:37:48):
If it's sticking on the mantle, all right, all right,
we'll stuff it sick.

Speaker 7 (01:37:53):
device on the one nine the Mountain text line

Speaker 5 (01:37:58):
To eight two four oh one O five nine nine

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