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August 14, 2025 106 mins
Ever met a "rev your engine kind of guy?" Well Rizzo is your guy...So let's rev it up...Opening Audio time...The finalists for the best restroom in America are now out...We noticed that the Downtown Portland Loo is not on the list...Two daughters were so mad that their father took their phone that they took a pick axe to the back of his Ford F150 and carved Hello Kitty! into the truck...A woman is going viral for her requirements for a man...Time for senior double dippy...An 82 year old man who is a parking enforcement officer unearthed a car theft ring...If you give us a ticket we will make you eat it...Now SCRAM! Another senior who is 72 years old got slapped in the face over a seat in a mall food court...We know the news folks had a bet to see how many times he'd smack himself in the face when re-enacting it...The Mexican Governor Brings Marilyn Manson to State Fair in the Name of “Cultural Justice”...Buncombe Co. Helene debris removal nears completion with 2.46 million cubic yards removed...From now until mid-November, towns in the Smoky Mountains are hosting a scavenger hunt. You can find Carl, a hidden-life-size Sasquatch mannequin...Was Rizzo in distress? Rizzo went to Cheddars to record a video and was talking to the fish in the pond...A man was concerned for his well-being...A sheep escapes slaughter, runs loose through Chicago streets...Residents in Van Nuys say they're fed up with one of their neighbors who's been blaring fog horns and alarms sporadically for months now. Police say they can't issue a citation until they hear the horns for themselves...Well meet 99 year old Edgar "The Ice Man"...A man who has spent more than a decade repeatedly standing in the middle of a busy road until he is arrested and then remaining silent has done it again...A man was upset that they wouldn't let his dog eat steak off of the table at Longhorn so he beat the waiter over the head with a plate when they threw him out...North Carolina students can no longer have their phones in class. However, this does not mean they can’t bring them to school...A woman who was sitting behind home plate at the Padres vs. Giants game went viral overnight after her screams were picked up by the broadcasters’ microphones...Gen Z TikTok'ers Say "Checking Out" of a Hotel Is an "Old Person Thing"...1190 Patton Ave. we need a welfare check for The Rizzo & Jeff Show...Check out the Thursday edition of the show here!!
















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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It is a one oh five nine amount Nashville's class
of ground, The Rizzo and Jeff Show. And I have
to tell you something first. Nobody no on the phone,
So we're gonna have to play text us and we'll
call you back again to day.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
You know what, I don't mind Texas and uh, we'll
call you back game.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
So I don't mind that. From what I hear, also
perhaps a few app issues. I hope that's not the case.
I'm I'm working on that.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
You know, I'm a real tech guy over here. You
are you know, you're you're technical, Tommy. Yeah, that's it.
So welcome to uh this edition of The Rizo and
Jeff Show. And without any further it did I would
like to get started, if I may, with opening audio,
Get people's engines, rev Jeff. I love to reven engine. Yeah, yeah,

(00:50):
you're known for that.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Whenever anybody sees you walking, you know, like in the
mall or something, they go, that's the guy that loves
to rev engines.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Hey, you know what they say, there's wait, hang on,
hey are you the wait? I know you from somewhere,
you know. That's it. That's it. You're the guy that
loves to residence.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
It's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo and
Jeff Show, A fun, funny way to start your day.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
One five nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
All right, so the first thing we're going to talk
about two very different spoiled women. But first we're going
to talk about an incident that I find to be
pretty interesting.

Speaker 6 (01:32):
New York is known for having some of the world's
best restaurants and museums, and now it's in the running
for America's best restroom.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Now, before I play anymore, do you think that it's
just because it's New York, Because I gotta tell you,
you know, you get Texas eight to eight two four
oh one oh five nine. I have been in some
very very quality resumes in this town, and I think
we have one in the running here.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, yeah, well yeah, text us who has the best
restroom in town? You know, wherever you go, whatever you do,
I know that we have one. And for the for
the cost of it, Yeah, that thing should be doing
anything I want. The Portland Low Downtown should be giving
us kissing for a half million dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I should walk out of that thing like like I've
been in a car wash.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Okay, nice backdoor wash. Yeah, I mean but so so
they announced it. Yeah, they've been you know, one of
you know, the nicest bathrooms. They've been chosen. I have
the list, actually.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Go get them.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
Nine finalists have been chosen for the twenty twenty five
America's Best Restroom Contest, which honors businesses with clean and
memorable bathrooms. And the rooftop at Pier seventeen made the cut.
It was chosen for its panoramic views of the Manhattan skyline, accessibility,
seventy five well maintained stalls.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
That's a lot.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
You can pick your.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
Favorite at best restrooms dot com. You have until Friday
at eleven fifty nine a m.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
So. The cool thing about this is it's sponsored by Sintash.
The winner last year was Maverick Adventures First Stop. And
as you could look at these beautiful oh my heavens,
this isn't an airport. Look at Look at the winner
last year. Look at this was the one at the

(03:29):
Baltimore y If you've ever been to Baltimore, Washington, it's dirty.
What kind of bathroom is this? Wow? What is that?
That's the Baltimore Washington Airport b w I wow. And
then you got Tampa International, So a lot of times
it ends up being airport. Tampa's a great airport. By that,
did they have a nice bathrooms?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh my god, it's the easiest airport ever to use
to do anything like mono rails to take a place.
I'm telling you, it's a it's a work of art.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Oh my, it's it's luxury bolstered my high res images
of Florida fauna. How about Two Cities Pizza. They made
it a subway restroom, so you're actually peeing on a subway.
Oh wow, I mean I like that idea. It's witty,
it is witty. It is witty. And then, obviously closest

(04:20):
to here, we have the Nashville Zoo, Nashville, Tennessee. I
haven't been to that zoo, but I hear they have
some nice, you know, bathrooms, quality bathrooms. But I do
feel slighted as a Nashvillian, as an eight to eight
person who you know, I don't even get a look

(04:42):
my way Portland. We got needle holders.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, we got see. I gotta tell you when I
got you know, and I'm not you know, look, when
I go to use the restroom wherever I'm at, I
avoid the needle holder restrooms.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Just a thing, just a thing. It's just a thing.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Okay, Well, when I see a bucket for the needles,
I gotta tell you, not taking a seat, not popping
a squad.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
I'll give you. I'll give you an example. In an airport.
You know they have those needleholders. That's for diabetics. I mean,
I know what you're saying. But the needle hole, I
think was a really interesting invention and I think it
helped with the wash your hands outside. Then you had
the crazy guy that's out front screaming. I think it
really is a charactered bathroom. Half a million.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Dollars, Yeah, yeah, well half a million dollars said Look,
one of the biggest videos we ever did.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, the insurance in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Maybe we should have showed them all the stats and
submitted our restroom and maybe we could have went somewhere
with it.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
But we dropped the ball in the bathroom. Well, I
always dropping the ball somewhere in the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
You know, it's time for opening audio here on the
Rizzo and Jeff Show. A fun funny way to start
your day. One five nine The Mountain.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
So entitled Kids and or younger women. Uh, this to
me is stunning. I want you to imagine because I
know that if you are listening to one oh five
nine in the Mountain right now, the Rezun Jeff Show,
you're probably get up early, get home at two thirty

(06:22):
or three o'clock kind of guy. You got a truck
and F two fifty and F one fifty and uh,
you take pride in that truck. That truck's one hundred
thousand dollars. That's a nice truck. Yeah, all right. And
you have two daughters thirteen and fifteen, okay, and you
take their phone away as punishment happens. It happens all

(06:45):
the time, all the time. Yeah, I want to know
what you would do if instead of just accepting that punishment,
they went into the shed, they found a pickaxe, and
they start started to hit the back of your car
with a pickaxe until you gave their phone back. And

(07:07):
I mean literally an actual pickaxe.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
This is the thirteen year old girl that was crashing
out because her parents took away her cell phone. Well,
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, because this
is her older sister taking that same pickaxe and putting
more holes in the family pickup truck. And this is
all in front of the dad, to which this daughter says,
give me my effing phone back. And look at all
of those holes that those daughters put into that car.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
They even took keys.

Speaker 7 (07:37):
And made scratches on it to mimic characters. Because they
were so upset that they got their cell phone taken
away that they thought this was justifiable.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
They scraped Hello Kitty inside of the actual thing. Well,
it started.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Here's the thing is that it started with the younger daughter, okay,
and then as a younger daughter to hit the pick axe.
Then the older daughter eventually wound up jumping in on
the situation, so she had a little fun with the
pick axe as well.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
You shouldn't have fun with a pick axe.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
And then you know, they carved, you know whatever, they
carved in like you said, Hello Kitty, into the back
of the cab of the uh, you know, the of
the of the truck.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
But who do you think you are? Man?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
But what does that tell you that they feel so
entitled that they could go destroy something like that?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Okay, that's my point. I think I want you to
think about this. Who in the world and who in
the world do you think is, so I would beat
the ever loving cramp out of my kid if they
pick axed Mike. Oh yeah, I'm sorry to tell you.
I don't mean to be bad. I'm I'm not all
for beating the kids and all. But oh my god,

(08:48):
and if I did that when we were younger, Oh god,
oh my god, we wouldn't be here.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Listen, I took the frying pan for doing a lot less.
Let me tell you something. Yeah, there's gonna be a
lot of problems are going to be happening. And you
know what, guess what if they if Dyfis comes and
they said we're taking them, then you're going, oh yeah,
there's dice.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
It's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo and
Jeff Show, A fun, funny way to start your day on.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
And finally, the last entitled young Lady about twenty years old.
She's looking for a man, not just any kind of man, though.
She's got a few requirements. And I find these to
be a reasonable requirements. Uh, you know, and I want

(09:35):
you to listen to what she yes, And do you
think do you think you'd fit the bill? Oh for sure, Okay, yeah, absolutely,
I think definitely. The income threshold definitely. You know. The body,
the body, the body. I think the one thing she
may be turned off by is even though I'm a

(09:57):
sexy bald, I'm still a bald. Maybe the height, well
you know, five eleven. Okay, well you're not, You're not.
Everything's a matter of everything.

Speaker 8 (10:14):
I wanted a man. Number one height, My man's got
to be above six two. My last two boyfriends were
six three, both of them, and they were jacked and
they looked really good. How am I supposed to downgrade
from that?

Speaker 9 (10:24):
So?

Speaker 8 (10:24):
Unfortunately, my next man will have to be six to
two and up. Number two, you can't have a gut.
I need you built, I need you fit and going
to the gym multiple times a week. I'm sorry, Like,
I'm just not going to date a fact Eve. If
I can be in a gym five days a week
and be fit and care about how I look, you
can do it. Number three, he cannot have a salary
cap whatever career he's in. He needs to have multiple

(10:46):
streams of income, and we need to be able to
make as much money as possible. That's why I will
never date a guy who works in like corporate What
is your one hundred k salary? Cap going to do
for me. Wod max you'll ever be able to get
to is like what one fifty? Yeah, No, we're good.
I need you in a career that is going to
make us money. I am a lover of luxury. I
like expensive things. I like expensive vacations, so will you

(11:07):
if you're my man. So we need a career that
can support that. Number four, whenever we travel, he's got
to be flying his business. I'm sorry we're not seeing
an economy together. It's just not happening again. This is
where the lack of salary cap is really going to help.
And number five, he's got to have a really nice watch.
I'm not really impressed when I hear somebody has a
Rolex anymore, because those can be really cheap. I would
much prefer if you had an ap or a Potec

(11:27):
and maybe multiple of them. The Rolex can be your
day watch, and it still better be fifty k plus.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Wow, I gotta tell you I got the PTEC. Yeah,
I got about six of them. They're only three. They're
only about three fifty a piece. Yeah, three hundred and
fifty g's apiece, you know. I mean, I think I
think we fit to build for this g I think
maybe we should hit her up.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
I you know, And I'm going to have a list
for of the things that she's going to have to do.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
In order or to for mescore.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Text a message to Rizzo and Jeff now to a
two eight two four ohine it is.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
One of five nine to Mount Nashville's classicrack Arizzo and
a Jeff Show. And we have an eighty two year old.
We got a seventy two year old, and we have
naughty spanks. And I got to tell you, before we
get to the lady who deserves naughty spanks, I would
like to get to a man who deserves a medal.
This man's eighty two, and he's on the streets. He

(12:29):
drives around as a part time public safety officer, running
people's plates for no reason, writing tickets for no reason.
He has no weapons, he has a baton, he's got
lights that says public safety, and he helps direct traffic
in case of accidents. And how old is he now?

(12:50):
Eighty two? I don't want you direct to me anywhere
at eighty two. Well, here's the thing. Apparently he's one
of the best, is he really? That's what they say?

Speaker 5 (12:59):
All right?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Many kids got run over on his watch. Let's be honest.
They don't go by kids killed, they go by they
go by a least amount of death per zip code.
So he leads the nation and leads the amount of
death per zip zip code.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Okay, all right, So it's it's a way to fudge
the numbers.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Fudge the numbers. So anyway, this is an eighty two
year old man who had a terrible, horrible, no good,
very bad day.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
An eighty two year old parking enforcement officer in the
Inland Empire makes a huge discovery. His sharp instincts and.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Gut wow wow. So his sharp instincts and got told
you less death kids per zip code. Okay, good for him,
led to the recovery of several stolen vehicles.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
All right.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
He loves his job and he's another example of experienced
counts them too.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Has the story you'll see only on four.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, I'm sure. Let me tell you only one place story.
I mean, he's a fire you're director, he's seasoned. Okay,
we pro promise you this is the only place you're
gonna hear it. Don't worry about it. We know and
we're not on all fortunes. Deer okay, right.

Speaker 10 (14:13):
Bill Herring has been doing this for a long time,
twenty six years to be exact. But he loves his
job as parking enforcement officer for the City of Colton,
running license plates, making sure people are parked properly, tooling
around town and his white pickup truck with the official
light bar on top. He was eighty two years old

(14:33):
and started because he was bored with being retired, so.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
He was retired thirty years ago. Hey, you know what
I would do, Okay? He just wants to toil, all right.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
If I'm a minute over my meter, okay, and he
doesn't write me a ticket, a bunch of them, I'm
gonna look at him and say, listen, grandpa, you write
me in that ticket, you're gonna rick. You're gonna eat it, Okay,
all right, now get out here to eat it. Yeah, now, scram.

Speaker 10 (15:03):
Last week it all got just a little bit more interesting.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
I just had a feeling and all something's not right
about that.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Tell this guy to eat it. Listen, how nice he is.
I want to make him eat it. And they'll come
and to come back.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Stolen out of some little town up in northern California.

Speaker 10 (15:21):
Not just the trucks is Colton Police Chief Anthony Vega.
Every auto on that trailer, and the trailer.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
That seizure in itself is valued at well over three
hundred and thirty thousand dollars, So you still want him
to eat it and stuff and after that, I mean,
this guy is a hero. Listen.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I'm glad all right that he that the bat signal
went out and came to save the day. But here's
the thing I'm talking about. If he does it to me, let.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Me tell you something. Can you imagine his uniform if
I were to tell you to guess? So obviously he's
wearing shorts, he's got dad shoes. He does a white
sneaks the big n yeah again on the side, and
he's got the white shirt tucked in over his belly.
You can see his his peach belt. Okay, he's got

(16:06):
a white hat, all right. Does he have a badge?
Oh god, no bag, No badge. He has a name
tag and it does say on his shirt embroidered parking authority,
So he's got some authority. Okay. Now, speaking of authority, Uh,
this is a senior who didn't This is a senior
who got the crap beat out of him by a

(16:26):
woman who just couldn't stand them.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Well yeah, well mind you now, this is this is
at a mall. Okay, at a restaurant. Okay, this is
at a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
They just it's you know, Billy Joe, my Italian and
the rest around. You know, there's that they're whacking the guy,
she's trying to whack them, Okay.

Speaker 9 (16:44):
And the woman facing a number of charges after allegedly
committing a disturbing act.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Police say she slept an elderly man at the mall's
food court.

Speaker 11 (16:52):
Loganen's wash Low is live implantation with this exclusive rush.

Speaker 10 (16:56):
What in the.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
World, in the world, pretty cut and dry, and she
wanted she wanted a seat, pops and get out of it.
She waffled them, all right, and I want you to
listen to how many times they tell you he's seventy two.

Speaker 11 (17:14):
All right, let me tell you first, we're implantation because
we just spoke with this seventy two year old and
we don't know whether the suspect was angry or not,
you know, that combination of hunger and anger. What we
do know is that a lot of people are talking
about this story and now we're hearing from the seventy
two year old himself.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
I want to show people at home.

Speaker 11 (17:36):
Miss you're in the aventary mall and you're just trying
to stop this and show show me how she slaps you.
Show me like like this right in the face like that.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Show show me slap yourself, flap yourself, pappy slappy.

Speaker 11 (17:55):
And you're holding a baby, and.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
He's holding the baby, and he's slapping himself in the
fame the baby.

Speaker 11 (18:03):
I get about it, and look us through your mind
when you're being slapping in the face over a chair.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Really dizy and I said, what what the hell am
I doing? What the hell? What are you doing? Stop
slapping yourself in the parking lot with the news he's
doing it is a prank. If they bet you bet
the newsroom, then he couldn't make a slap. And I
know I bet that was See if you could get
the old man to slap. So I want to work

(18:28):
at that place.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
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Speaker 5 (18:35):
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Speaker 1 (18:39):
You ever been spanked on a plane? It's one Mountain
Ashvill's classic rock Deizon and Jeff Show. I wish. I mean, listen,
I've heard of snakes on a plane, but I have
not heard of sat on a plane. And now I'm
kind of upset because there was a man who ended
up getting a little frustrated and he was spanked or

(18:59):
excuse me, he was giving out spankings. Yeah, he was.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
He was taken off from Norfolk to La La Land
heading La on on Breeze Airline by.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
The way, beautiful airport, beautiful area. And you just shoot
right to La International Airport, and I gotta tell you
that's that's that's the spot to be Breeze Airlines. You
just don't want to be near this guy's belt. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
You know what what comes to mind? You know when
you say to yourself, I'm in a situation I'm going
to deliver spankings while I'm on a flight.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Well, I think what comes to your mind initially is
you have decided you're the dominant, You're the alpha of
the plane. Okay, So then you say, I have to
kind of corral this mayhem, So I have to show
everyone on the alpha and they're the beta. So he
unbuckles his belt. This is a big belt. This is

(19:56):
a leatherbound belt with a buckle. Okay. He then proceeds
to sit in his seat and have people line up
and then take lean over, take a spanking, get up,
go back, lean up, take a spanking, get up, go

(20:17):
sit down, and he spanks everyone on the plane. And
I think it was a dominance thing. Jeff.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Well, first off, if you wanted to fly on Breeze
Airlines to Los Angeles out of Norfolk, Virginia round trip,
you ready for this, puppy, Yeah, thirty nine dollars?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Are you serious? Really? So you just take the trip?
I think to take the trip? Are you gonna die?
That sounds like doubt's at that.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
And look and at the end of the day, if
spankings come along with this price, well then I'm assuming
the position.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Okay. You know what, do you know what it costs
me for an hour flight? Yeah, Philadelphia from Ashville? Yeah,
it's like six hundred bucks. So you're telling me that
it's three hundred and thirty some dollars Yeah, to get
to LA from Norfolk.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, and then you know how I might I might
bend over, Yeah That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah, just for an extra bucks, you could add the
extra leg room. So you know what, yeah, spank me silly. Yeah,
you know what, this conversation's taking a real different turn
because I was going to play the news story. I mean,
here it is, but now we just want to be spanked.
I had no idea.

Speaker 12 (21:30):
Raize Airways flying from Norfolk to Los Angeles was diverted
this morning after Offici'll say, a passenger got into a
physical altercation with other travelers and flight attendants. According to
the air traffic control recording, the passenger was restrained, but
broke out of those restraints and started using his belt
to hit people.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
And then so on and so forth, so he then
spanked everyone in his path. Now again, three hundred and
thirty nine dollars cross country. I get the extra lag
room for what fifty bucks each way?

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Yeah yeah, I'm.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Looking at it now.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
So that the nice bundle for an extra forty bucks
get you, you can change your cancel anytime, and you
get a carry on. Oh, for an extra one hundred bucks,
you get you know, a check bag to carry on
the extra leg room and they give you the password
so you can get the free WiFi for a hundred bucks.

(22:23):
So for about four hundred and fifty bucks. You're going
to LA.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
You got password, Wi Fi, you name it, you name it,
carry on, you got, you know, extra leg room, you
got you know, drink service, you got it.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
The world is yours for about four hundred and you
know fifty bucks, which is next to nothing these days
when flying That's about what everything costs.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
And you're going to LA. The world was your oyster
at that point. I mean, I thought I thought only
Barbara Bush had a pearl. Let me tell you something,
This is a pearl of a deal. Wow, she's got this.
She's she's got a pretty pearl. But I don't know
if it's if it's what's just called bree Airline, Breeze Airways. Yeah,
I don't know if it's got a pearl. She's got
a pearl like Breeze. Because I got to tell you, Yeah,

(23:07):
now I'm rethinking this. Those people should have just been
over and taken it sank. I mean, if they said
you can get all this, but you have to take
a belt to the butt, would you do it?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
You know, I would do it, you know, but you know,
but the one thing that you know that would really
have me up in arms, trying to decide you either
give me this wonderful flight on Breeze Airways, you know,
one hundred five dollars free Wi Fi Wow, or Barb's Pearl,
you know, And I know I'd have to I'd have
to weigh the two here, you know, I know.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
They're so close to each other too. On one's buried
in Virginia, Northern Virginia, the other ones in southern Virginia. Oh,
that's a tough one. Decisions, decisions.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Text a message to Rizzo Jeff now on the one
five nine in the Mountain text line two eight two
eight two four oh one oh five.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Nine the Razilian Jeff Show. Wait a couple of seconds,
because there's this thing called a delay. So Johnny's probably
just finishing jamming out to a C d C right
about out now, yeah, right about. Uh that being said,
Johnny wanted us to give him a call. Johnny, how

(24:17):
are we?

Speaker 13 (24:18):
Yeah, I'll talk about Grizzly.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
So yeah, I got it all right. So uh yeah,
we were just I didn't know if you had anything
you wanted to waiting on. Particularly We just uh we
were talking about being spanked on a plane for you know,
three hundred and thirty nine dollars for you to fly
from Virginia to uh La.

Speaker 13 (24:42):
Yeah, yeah, that'd be fine.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, I can tell you.

Speaker 13 (24:46):
I'll tell you what it is. You know, it wouldn't
bother me. I'll pay, I'll pay. Hey, I'll pay one
hundred dollars get spank. So listen, Uh the only time
I'm gonna get spanked is if the queen's thanking me
on the plane.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Okay, you're only getting queen spanks, You're not, come on,
not even from the guy with the bell fro such
a new deal.

Speaker 13 (25:12):
Hey, listen, man, there ain't gonna be no man be
spanking my rear end. I'll just tell you right now.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
It's a good price. It's a good price. It's a
good price, like.

Speaker 13 (25:22):
A great sound like a great price to me? Oh yeah, wonderful.
Yeah yeah boy. So I see that AT and T
or somebody or whoever hadn't got over. I need to
give them a call today.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Well, well, here's the thing. We found out.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
There's some kind of issue with AT and T and
and believe you won't believe.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
This, Bell South. Did you know that they existed still
Bell Telephone?

Speaker 13 (25:49):
No, they got balled, they got bought out, just like
progressive energies now Duke Energy, Well, they all got balled out.
We're just feeling y'all full of to keep you on
the age, you know, because they're probably sitting over Yonder
at the Waffall House.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
Right.

Speaker 13 (26:05):
I'm now paying him thirty dollars an iron to get
him a biscuit.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
That's it could be. It's you know, Johnny, do you
know how many people are angry that they can't call
the show? I'm with you, man, I I would love
but I'm hoping that maybe tomorrow week, I mean, we
could end the week where we could chat with people,
just you know, because we haven't even been able to
do Listener court.

Speaker 13 (26:29):
You know, yeah, man, what what's up with that? We
need to we need to do the court.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Man.

Speaker 13 (26:34):
He put some people in their places, don't you.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, yeah, listen, listen.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
We told Steve yesterday that there's a groundswell of listeners
that are not happy with what's happening here and we
need this situation requified.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
And we told him, if we told him in the meeting,
this is no lie. And I didn't mean to cut
you off, Jeff, but I told him that. Johnny specifically
said that he needs to be answered when he calls
for a C d C.

Speaker 13 (27:03):
Yeah that well, not just ay d C. I just
want to talk to you boys about stuff. But here's
you know, here's the deal. You know, uh, y'all's ratings
have gone up. I understand on the on the report,
you know, and we need to keep him ratings on up.
The ratings come out, you know, a month ago or
a few weeks ago, you boys are on up fire

(27:23):
and that uh you know this jockey's last slot jockey
rating that you got.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
That's true, that's true.

Speaker 13 (27:31):
I don't know where you're hurt to keep him ratings
up for our boys. Well, I'm trying to keep your
ratings up.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
You got your you got your ears to your ears
to the streets. I don't know where you're hearing that from.
That's not from my now. No, we're not telling you
you're wrong. We're not telling you anything's wrong.

Speaker 13 (27:47):
But Collin Dack I got Colin.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Da all right, all right, I tell you what, Johnny.
We we we appreciate talking to you. Hopefully you call tomorrow. Man.
We love you, and uh, hey, listen man, he's got
how did listen? We didn't say that? No, we never
to be known, because this will be the one time
that everyone that we know is listening. We had no

(28:10):
idea that was coming. But how does he have his
ear to the streets like that? Wow, I'm not hearing
to say he's a liar. I'm telling the truth. He's
telling the big truth. Yes, the big time truth. Anyway,
so he would get spent. No, he doesn't want to
get spanked. Was it about him getting spanked? Did he
want to get spanked? Only the queen? But queen, you
know everybody says that, so so the price and ta.

Speaker 13 (28:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Text a message to Rizzo Jeff now on the one
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Speaker 4 (28:44):
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Speaker 5 (28:48):
Guys, can't we.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Just tell him to go to eight to eight news
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Network is ready to inform, enlighten, and coll keep trying.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Anyways, The j NN is on one oh five nine.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Hi, let's let's go south of the border.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Let's head to Mexico to kick off the JANN today.
You ever heard of the Mexican state of San Luis Potosi.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Oh, San Luis Potosi, I got a couple of properties
in San Lue Potosi.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Ali the governor of San Luis, his name is Riccardo
Cardona and Fricky Cardon's right, and they they were right
down there in Mexico and they were doing the annual
state fair. This just happened four days ago, by the way,
pulls a massive, massive crowd. This time over two hundred

(29:40):
thousand fans showed up to see to see a particular
artist that mister Ricardo Cardona is a big fan of.
If I had to tell you who what artists do
you think in this this Mexican state of San Luis Potosi,
who would this governor bring down there that would bring
such a crowd? And remember this is a family friendly

(30:01):
of a family press. So is it a Spanish artist
or not?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
It is not the only one that's universally loved as much.
If it's not bad Bunny, which I would have said
would have been the Spanish artist, I would have said,
Engelbert humper day, Engelbert.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Hum, you know how that's you know, when I was
reading this, I was gonna say the Engelbert had two
hundred thousand, they'd have half a million.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Nope, not that Ricardo Cardona brought in Marilyn Manson.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
I can't even play any of his songs. Okay, okay,
now this was, of course they paid him, but this
was Maryland Manson. It was a free show for you
to go see Marilyn Manson in San Luis Potosi, Mexico.
Oh my god. So he played the city's annual state Fair,

(30:57):
pulled a huge crowd. Of course, the booking generated protests
from religious groups, different factions. Uh they cited as inappropriate.
Uh they love Jesus now I know, uh so, uh
you know, of course, Uh you know, I guess this
Cardona character is a he's a Marilyn Manson fan. Yeah,

(31:20):
he's a Marilyn Manson fan.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
He said, uh that Manson's appearance was in defense of
freedom of expression, as well as helping overcome the cities
decades long cultural lag and conservative mind mindsets that have
vilified hard rock and kept major concerts out of Saint
Louis Potosi.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
And Manson and a family, can you maybe go like
Foo Fighters and work your way up to Marilyn Manson
could you go like maybe Lamb of God. There's the problem,
there's a seventh fall? Could you could you work your
way up to Marilyn Manson. There's no way you work
your way to Marilyn Manson. Do you get it? Either

(32:03):
Manson or you don't?

Speaker 11 (32:05):
You know?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yeah? All right, okay, good for you, Ricardo, Marilyn Manson.
It is all right?

Speaker 5 (32:13):
What are we stilling this? Really? Wow? Okay?

Speaker 4 (32:17):
The JNN is puttering, be it around the eight out
and canon being lapped.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
By silver sneakers at.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
The French Broad River, or just rereading news by reputable
news sources.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
The JNN is on your radio now upon.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Ay and as we are just about a little over
a month away from the anniversary of Helene, Bunkhom County
says they are nearing the completion of Helene debris removal.
More than ten months after the storm, Bunco County Cruz
demolished the first structure in the county that was part

(32:52):
of like private property distribution removal. They said that the
City of Army Corps Engineers was tasked by FEMA to
the demolish more than twenty structures in Black Mountains. I
want to know Ashville Fairview, Weaverville, and you know there's
still gonna be some underremoved. More than they've removed over
two and a half million cubic yards of debris from

(33:15):
private properties, public right aways, different waterways in Bunkop County.
So that's a lot of stuff to be taken out
and to get done. I guess, you know, ten months
for all that work, that's pretty good, right, I don't
know what you know removal is. I mean, you could
text in if that's it, I would assume with the

(33:36):
davage with less than a year.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
I will tell you this. There is this thing on
Netflix that I have been watching about like different, Like
there's this thing about hurricane what is it called Katrina
or whatever, and you saw them staying at the super
Dome and this that and the third and how like
it really messed people up. I got to you, dude,

(34:00):
I mean, I think the damage is quite comparable, if
not a little bit worse. It's just because you know,
it was this is Appalachia, that was you know. I
think it just takes longer because it's there can it's
considered poor. When I got to tell you it costs

(34:21):
eighteen thousand dollars a month to live.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Here still, you know, you rent doesn't go down, doesn't
so well, the thing down there is that, you know,
when the water comes in and it's able to wash
some of it out.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
When the water receds here, it just sat. You know,
there's nowhere for the water to receipt.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
So you know, if they're on the water down there,
it's a lot easier for it, you know, to take
some of the debris out.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
And none of that happened. Well, that's true, right, that's true.
And then I guess the only thing that people care
about though, I guess, you know, to show that Buncom
County is coming back strong is that Cheddars is open
and Anna Raven and her team over and Chatters are
ready to welcome you. I took a tour of Chatters yesterday,

(35:04):
and boy oh boy, somebody thought I was it's out
to you know what, I will tell you that story
after this, because I don't even know what it means.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Okay, but yeah, I gotta tell you the biggest every
time that we post something about Chatters, right and Bleachery,
why is it Chatters?

Speaker 1 (35:25):
I guess it's go to American Fair. I guess people
just want to go on American Fair. They have great bathrooms.
They do have quality bathroom. I mean they have a
huge fish tank. I mean, you know the menu is.
You know they even have you know, lots of cheese.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Hmm.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Well, look I have I have this next story and
maybe we'll find a Sasquatch there and I'll tell you why.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Okay, we've asked them to stop, but they just keep
making it worse. So we pick and choose the Jeff
News that worked, or as you the JNN is on
your radio, living like it's anchored to.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
The finish line. We promise it'll all be over soon
and then back to some music. Fine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
This is a new one.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
The Hunt for the Sasquatch is on because from now
until mid November, towns in the Smoky Mountains are hosting
a scavenger hunt and you're gonna be hunting for Carl.
And Carl is a hidden life sized Sasquatch mannequin. Each
week Carl.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Each week, Carl's gonna be in a different town, Okay,
and they're gonna give you clues on the social media page.
Visit Smokies, Visit Smokies, visit Smokeys and you will you
will go around to uh, you know, you'll have to
figure out the clues, like one of them will be
a riddle.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Okay, so like that, something like a riddle like clue
stop one the view from the top, I'm I'm a courthouse.
That's hard to ignore with the one hundred and seven
steps and stories galore. You saw me on screen, bold
and grand and three billboards outside, So you know it's
gonna be like that as you have to.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
I wonder if that's the biltmore because it was Richie rich.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
It's but it could be. It could but you know,
but if you can solve the riddle, you know that'll
be it.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
So you know, or the bridges Madison County was gosh,
this is gonna be tough. I don't know. I might
want what happens if you get call.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Those who collect all of the fourteen prizes have a
chance to win a family of for zipline tour.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
You know, some way you gotta go out into the
wood to find Carl a fake squatch for a zipline tour.
Has anyone ever seen that episode of South Park? I
should have never gone ziplining. Why don't you just give me? Like,
why can't I stay at like like a family of four,
like Omni Grove Park or something. I would love that. Yeah,

(37:57):
throw me at the Billmore for two days, give me
like a steak dinner.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
All day searching for a squatch.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
People just still ziplining. People have things to do. You know,
I did a lot to do.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
I get it, but you know it's what's fun. I get,
you know, looking for it. But if it's in my
I'm not searching. I'm not taking my kids every weekend
to seek out a squatch. What are we doing this weekend?

Speaker 1 (38:21):
I don't you know. I guess what. Here's the deal.
Every weekend you're gonna be You're skipping soccer. Yeah, you're
you're skipping after school, You're skipping everything.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Kid, you know what. Your dad's not gonna work, your
dad's not gonna watch football on Sundays. No, we're running
for Carl.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Carl text a message to Rizzo Jeff now on the
one five nine in the Mountain text line and too
eight two eight two four oh one O five nine's.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
One O five nine in Mountain Nationals Class of Rock
The Rizzo and Ad Jeff show. I would like people
and I'm open for honesty. If if if this is
the case, then tell me now. So I went to Cheddars.
I tried to go the day before, but then there

(39:08):
was a fire, so I was like, well, I might
as well investigate as part of the JNN. So I
did some fire investigation and I went back home, said
I can't leave Cheddars this way, you know, And you
put up a video of Chatdars. People got really excited
about it. Yeah, it seems to be any chat about
Cheddars right there at bleachery and you know, right by

(39:30):
you know the pet smart Yeah that I always go
to right there. Whenever you chat about it. I got
to tell you this, Facebook blows up. It blows up.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
So, you know, people really seem to adore Cheddars. It's
you know, potted meats other things, but Cheddars seems to
be quite a thing that people like here.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yeah, and you know what I figured. Finally I made
it to Cheddars. So I pull in, I get out
of my car, and I start making the video and
I'm like, hey, you know, oh, look at this beautiful waterfall.
You know, I can take baby hands. Look at the bathroom,
look at the fish, look at the menu. Yummy, yummy,

(40:10):
blah blah blah, look at how beauty but whatever. Just
it's like a two and a half minute video. It's
on the one oh five nine A Mountain Facebook page.
Now there was I will just say a gentleman because
I had it was crowded. I actually had to park
like away. It's a zoo. It is a zoo like

(40:31):
away kind of towards the pet smart a little bit.
So this guy comes up to me and he's he says, hey, man,
do you need a shot? I said, a shot? I said,
what are you talking about? He goes, he goes, you
seem like you're screaming and yelling like you you're you're
in pain and you need something. You need a shot, right,

(40:54):
you got you big mouth? And I'm like a shot.
I'm like, what is a shot? Right? So he's like,
you know, he's like, oh I got I said, sir,
I do the morning show one oh five nine A
mount I'm just trying to do a video about cheddars.
He's like, I heard you crying over there by the
waterfall and then you were talking to the fish. And
then I said to the guy, well that I was

(41:16):
talking to them because I was trying to get some
you know, energy from the fish to kind of put
up on faces. So the guy said, I'm not gonna
lie to you. You know, I'm you know, I got stuff.
I'm a dealer. Do you need anything? You look like

(41:36):
you really are in need of something. And I said,
I'm good man, thanks, And he just kept answering me
if I needed a shot, and kept telling me that
he was a deal And I said, sir, no offense.
I appreciate you coming up to me to check all
my well being and offer me these narcotics, right, but
I don't need them. And he goes, okay, you know

(41:58):
I'm over here. Could have fooled me, you know, didn't
mean to bother you. And I said, okay, have a
good day. Do I come across like like like I'm
on drugs. I'm just trying to make a video of cheddars.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Do we come across as if we are intoxicated on
the regular?

Speaker 1 (42:16):
I feel like, you know, I don't know what the
answer to that question is anymore. If you would have
asked me this, you know, two years ago, he said, no.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah, it's not like we had head out on the
weekends and party and do a lot of that stuff.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
We're like normal people everybody else.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
You know, you get done your week, you do things
around the house, you know, yeah, you know it's you know,
I wish I could go out Friday nights till you know,
two in the morning, like back in the day.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
But some people grow up. Well, and the thing is
is that are we giving the impression that we are
mentally ill in some way? Because this guy really felt that,
I'll never forget it, he said. He goes, obviously, you
know you need some stuff. Well, you are talking to fish,

(43:04):
you know, I will see there and there is my
thing because I was talking to the fish, all right,
Well you're chatting with Nemo.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
You got a problem, all right, So I'm sure that
you know. They were like what is happening?

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Well so, and I was like fishy, fishy, fishy. And
it wasn't nobody that worked the Cheddars. That just happened
to be somebody standing outside of Cheddars by the pet
go ye, And I felt I didn't know what to
do because I didn't want to like screams. I just
got I got in the car and then I just
drove away. And then I did were you defeated? Did
you Field? Defeat. You know what, I felt like. I

(43:36):
felt like all my work has been laughed at and
people think I am hallucinating because I feel like the
guy said, yo, bro, I thought you needed some drugs.
I was like, why did you think that? And he's like, oh,
you talking to fish, you crawing about some girl by
the waterfall, and then on top of that, you're over

(43:58):
there playing playing with the fish. You fish, you in
that little kid. I thought you was in distress.

Speaker 14 (44:03):
Man.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Yeah, well, you know, I'm like, what, well if he
doesn't know you? Okay, And for the first time he
sees the video of Cheddars that goes viral and says,
let's try it out. And they show up there and
there's a guy chatting with fish.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Hell. I don't know. I don't know if that helps
the business, Okay. To be honest with you, I'm I
thought it did. There's no such thing as bad publicity sometime.
I mean, I I guess I just did. Look eight
two eight two four oh one oh five nine. If
you could just text me in to let me know,
do we come across as if we're just totally bombed

(44:40):
all the time, Because I gotta tell you, I have
never been approached by somebody who literally said, do you
need a shot?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
I gotta tell you what, this would be much easier
if we were bombed on a regular basis.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
I gotta be honest. It would be because you know what,
man like, coming up, we're gonna be talking about sheep,
and I you know, I love talking sheep, but it's like,
you know, I have we have to do the work
to do this.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
You have to understand, Okay, we're very sober, all right, so,
and when we talk sheep, we have to do it sober.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
We have to do it sober. Right. You cannot possess control,
according to the FCC, of a radio station, under the
influence of anything so so no, so all the sheep
talk everything else. The elders, Yeah, the elders sobriety. That's him,
all right now we're sober. That's sadly, Maybe that makes

(45:35):
it worse. I don't know, it's true.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Touche text a message to Rizzo and Jeff now to
a two eight two four, Oh.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
I like a good sheep chat because I think sheep
are not. I don't think they're adored enough. I don't
think they're talked about enough. I don't think you know,
they're woolen. You know, fur is touched enough. I don't
think we appreciate what sheeps bring to this world. You
know that, you know the sheeps have excellent vision that

(46:07):
I did not know that tagular vision Like what are
we talking like bang like.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Like think of like your your ring camera and how
you could like put out like the field of view.
You have a wide field of view where they can
see a lot of things. Wonderful vision on sheep and
the sense of smell like a dog.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Well, here's the thing. If I'm looking at a sheep,
it doesn't have its eyes straight head on. I guess
it's got them kind of kitty cornered on the side.
So then you got sheep eyes. So you're bang bang
on here left, right, you got two sheep by memories
like an elephant memories. So this is quite the animal. Yeah,
so they're not. They're not. They're very smart.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
They recognize, like you know, if you owned it, they
would know it's you.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
You see what I'm saying, Like if you sold it
off to be murdered and slaughters, it's really no, it's
smart enough to know what's happening.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
You think, So yeah, you know you're not gonna go okay,
well I'm going to the chopper, but you have an
idea that something.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Okay, So then that maybe explains the story of this sheep.
So there was a sheep who was running around the
loop of Chicago and they couldn't quite wrangle this sheep
and they didn't know where it was coming from it first,
and then men with knives and butchers ken came running
after it. I guess what they do And I didn't

(47:28):
know they did this. They they actually take the sheep
and do the deed in the butcher house. Is that
what they do? Well, you know in the cities, you
know it's they're slaughterhouses. Yeah, yeah, but but it was
it's a butcher shop. It's like they have a slaughterhouse.

(47:49):
Can just buy meat? Why do you have to do that?
Do you think you get the meet? You have to
wipe it out? Whose jobs it to wipe it out?
The person it should be the person who sells it? Okay,
well there's this happens in cities. It said, they don't
just slaughter animals and like some warehouse out in the mountains.
See they did, all right? Well then okay, so I

(48:12):
have some interesting information, a little fact hot on a sheep.
We'll stop and start as we go here. This is interesting.
Your eyes do not deceive you.

Speaker 15 (48:22):
That is a sheep running around the West Loop.

Speaker 16 (48:24):
He caused quite a commotion for hours, with people following
the animal with their phones to see what was going on.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
Our Marissa Sludic is live with Lauren and how this happened?

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Marissa, Ah, she's right by the sheep. It's running.

Speaker 17 (48:36):
Joe and Erica witness is telling me that the sheep
somehow escaped this butcher shop and slaughterhouse here behind me
on Halsted. And he was on a mission to save
his own life.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Now was he though? Is he that smart? Yeah? Just
a dumb sheep? That God, they're not dumb. And I
gotta tell you. Look, you're looking around, you look at
your brother. Your brother doesn't make it, and you say
to yourself, all right, here's my chance, and you and
you and you make a run for it. And that's it.

(49:06):
So you see your brother get the you know, head
head split. That's not me. Yeah, yeah, Apparently there's just
a sheep roaming around Chicago.

Speaker 17 (49:19):
It was sheer madness Monday afternoon around lunch Wild sheep
chase of sorts all around the West Loop and Fulton
Market district.

Speaker 11 (49:28):
I pulled up to the stop sign and I literally
thought I was like tripping or seeing something.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
I could not believe I was looking at a sheep.

Speaker 17 (49:35):
Bobby Grially saw the sheep on the lamb himself before
he trotted down Green Street. People following the Wooly animals say,
he got the flock out of this butcher shop.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Oh okay, so we had some puns in there, of course,
So we got we got the flock right right right,
this wooly right, you know, because it has wool and
you know it. Think she did something like that's a
bad I mean, this is good news puns. I mean,
I can see why they're in Chicago. Absolutely.

Speaker 11 (50:08):
Packing house was funny because as we got the halt
the street, the butcher came running across the street.

Speaker 17 (50:16):
Butcher seen in TikTok videos going after the sheep.

Speaker 11 (50:21):
Parking lot buter was like hiding behind the car to
like sneak up behind it.

Speaker 17 (50:26):
At one point, the sheep was courted by Chicago Animal
Care and Control.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute, they
have it. They have it surrounded with machetes, and it's
got an EX painted on its back, right, because the
EX is your next. X X marks the spot your next,
the old goldberg, your next.

Speaker 17 (50:44):
Yeah, boy, fuzzy fugitive was put in the back of
their van. But the c ACC says they don't have
the space house livestock of this type.

Speaker 18 (50:53):
This is the Chicago Chicken Rescue.

Speaker 17 (50:55):
So he is now in the woodlawn backyard of this nonprofit.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
All right, stop, you know I got him out of there,
and I got him out of it. Here's the thing
you're gonna hear that they get him out of there.
He's living at a chicken rescue. He's gonna eat the chickens.
He's gonna eat the eggs. He's a billy, goat or sheep,
whatever he is. They eat anything and everything. His wool
will be harvested. He's woolen and grown already. He's got

(51:23):
an X spray painted on him, so the wool is
ruined on his own. Shave the wall. It grows back.
Then you gotta keep all man. They have terrible bass
room habits. Have you ever seen a sheep's man?

Speaker 18 (51:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (51:36):
No, I never paid much attention to that portion of it.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
But I gotta tell you what you if you have
the wherewithal and the strength to get away, then guess
what then you don't You don't need to go back.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
So you're telling me if you if you do this
as a sheep, you don't deserve to die. You do
not deserve to die.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
If you're smart enough, if the other ones want to
go down easy and you you get away, more power
to your shape.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Ape Yeah.

Speaker 17 (51:58):
Co founder Christina Zlano says the rest. He works with
cacc to take in any domestic animals that come into
the shelter, and after fifteen years, she says, this is
her first sheep.

Speaker 18 (52:09):
He was at a slaughterhouse in Chicago and managed to
escape and find his way to the main administrative office
and then smashed through a glass window and ended up
roaming the streets of Chicago.

Speaker 17 (52:24):
That's why Zilano says, he still has a red slaughter
house marking on us back.

Speaker 18 (52:29):
So we're looking for a home for the sheep, a
more permanent home on a farm that has other sheep
for the next year.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Wait a minute, So they're looking for a home for
the sheep. It's a sheep who cares. It's still it's
living creature man, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
It.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Don't tell me that it's like a pet. Don't tell
me it's like a dog.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Or There's plenty of people here that own farms and
have sheep and stuff like that, but they don't.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
That doesn't mean that they go, oh my god, I
just love my sheep. I'm sure they do. People love
their Assn't people eat lamb? Okay, well don't people? I
get it, I understand. But this one got away. Do
you you get the feel good story with this? I don't.
I don't get You're out there. You're out there whacked
talking the fish of cheddars. Okay, this this, this one's

(53:17):
getting away and he's gonna get a home, okay.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
Text a message to Rizzo Jeff now on the one
nine in the Mountain. Text line to eight two eight two.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
Four O nine.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
It is one of five nine Nashville's Class of Grog
The ri and Jeff Show coming up after the Prince
of Darkness Rest in Peace. I want you to think
about where you live. Think about your neighborhood. You know,
it's when we first got here. Just imagine a quiet
street and wood fin Yeah, points right. We rolled in

(53:55):
the wood Fin with big trucks hated in our car.
I'm sure they put us up when we first got here. Yeah,
the neighbor letting their dogs sick us. They didn't. Yeah,
that was actually the first video we had that got
thousands of views, the dog that kept coming after us.
But I want you to imagine you're on a quaint

(54:15):
street in Weaverville. I want you to imagine you're in Hendersonville.
Maybe you're down, you know, headed towards Hickory, or you're
in Marshall or something. You're you're further away, and you
have a neighbor, and your neighbor wants to send a
message that he feels that the police have been unjust.

(54:39):
And how he does that it's very simple. Twenty four
hours a day, seven days a week. You hear this.
That's it. A train horn all day, every day, non stop.

(55:03):
Just a train horn, just like that.

Speaker 5 (55:06):
Draft.

Speaker 7 (55:07):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (55:08):
What can you do?

Speaker 9 (55:09):
Well?

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Can you draft? Yeah, you're a trade. You can't move.
No one's buying that. At property. When you got a
guy honking, yeah he's honking, he's training, he's he's honking. Yeah, yeah,
we got the news story for you. Oh and this
guy's he's a real gem. He could care less. He's
a well you know, he says injustice, but I did
some reading. There is no injustice done to him. Well,

(55:32):
there was no injustice. We don't know the injustice. Well,
I'm telling you I don't care what kind of There
is no injustice that deserves a train horn. Yeah, I
mean if you can think of one. At eight two
four o one oh five nine. Let me remind everyone
that our phones are down for the fourth day now,
so you can text us in at the same number
you would call. Uh, what in the world would be

(55:55):
a train horn injustice? What's a train horn in just?
Is it?

Speaker 9 (56:00):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (56:00):
You know, running over someone's dog? Like like if I
ran over your dog and I went all day and
all night. That's that's me.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
I mean, you know, are they trying to take your
house from you? Something like that? What else could it be?

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Were you what if they kidnapped one of your kids
and then it was just that you were the cops.
Aren't kidnapping your kids.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Maybe they locked you up for something, maybe ruined your wife,
locked you up, planted drugs in your car, and then
you went for a whole deal.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
That's true. You know what that's it. You were Brooks
from the Shawshank Redemption and after sixty seven years inside
the walls a shawl Shank. Before you get on top
of that table and say goodbye to Mother.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Earth, they hit you with some some Denzel training day stuff,
you know, with some training okay stuff.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
So we're gonna talk about the horny or the horn guy. Sorry,
coming up after a little Black Savage at the Rizzo
and a Jeff show now at five point thirty.

Speaker 6 (57:11):
Imagine hearing that all hours of the day.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
People, what would you do if you heard that? Now?
I myself, Jeff, wouldn't I think I would go over
and kill the guy?

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, if there's nothing you could do
about it, you know, what can you really do?

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Well? I mean, that's the thing. It's like you're telling
me that in a neighborhood where a train horn can
blair for three miles, okay, that will make you deaf.
You can't do anything, That's what they're saying. Because he
wants to get the attention of the cops because he
feels there's a grave injustice. So without any further ado,

(57:56):
let's hear what's going on.

Speaker 19 (58:01):
Peaceful tree lined Peach Street and Van NY's sounds more
like a train station because of one neighbor who's been
blasting a daily symphony of both his home alarm and
train horns.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
He does this periodically several times during the day. It
only shuts off when the air runs out because it's
blasted by air. Then he turns it back on. It
has a ranged of three and a half miles. It
is an actual train horn.

Speaker 19 (58:27):
Residents along the sixty six hundred bloc of Peat Street
say this has been going on for months. Every time
the police show up like they did today, the guy
turns it off. His name is Gary Boyagian and he's
lived here for years. He admits he's doing it on purpose.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
All right, So he's already admitted that it's being done
on purpose. That in and of itself should be enough
to have him shut it down. Yeah, because now you're
disturbing the piece you live next to. And I'm gonna
say the word all elders. These are all elders. Well there,
maybe some can't hear. I don't know, but you know,

(59:06):
look when they go on, is that? But if you
do it once a day, people could suffer through it.
There's people that live next to trains. If you live
in a city, things are loud constantly, things like that.
You hear sirens and stuff, but nothing of this nature.
If it's once a day, it's you could get by.
But several times a day, well, what they say is

(59:27):
it's twenty two hours and forty minutes a day because
the air has to recharge and it takes about twenty
minutes for it to do that. So it's Lord, it's
twenty two hours and forty minutes of honking. And this
is why I want justice to be served.

Speaker 19 (59:44):
Boyan Jen says he has a long running beef with
LAPD's Vanny's Division based on his personal life and the
loud sirens or his way of getting the department's attention.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
I do sincerely apologize to my neighbors.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
I honestly, to God, I'm so sorry discomfort you guys
in your own homes, But I have no I don't
know what else to do.

Speaker 19 (01:00:04):
Residents here also don't know what to do. They say,
it's hard to have empathy for the guy considering the
news sense.

Speaker 20 (01:00:12):
I mean, I hear what he's saying, he needs help,
But what kind of health.

Speaker 19 (01:00:14):
Does his neighbors are at their wits end, they say,
having to endure relentless, loud, annoying sounds day in and
day out. They're especially frustrated the LAPD can't get him
to stop.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
They were out here this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Three cop cars showed up there here for a for
about a half hour talking to him, and they all
turned around and hopped in their cars and drove away.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Twenty two hours. Oh my god, forty minutes. All right, now,
I'm sorry, I just it's not about you, it's about event.
Can I ask why the horns not out front of
the police station. Why is the horn not out front
of the police because they could get him on that.

(01:01:02):
They can't get him up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
There's gotta be some kind of sound ordinance or something
that they could knock him on, right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Well, you would think, but he's been doing this for
nine months and he's got no plans of stopping.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Yeah, there's gotta be a way to stop. There has
to be a way to stop.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
You break his horns. Like, if you break his horns, Jeff,
that's it. He could buy more.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
And if you if you assume him, that could take
an eternity.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Right, and if you sue him as a neighbor. What's
he gonna do? Horn you right, He'll find it. This
is this is a cookie, this is a smart guy.
I'll find another way to get you. He'll find a
way around the law to get you. So then my
question is, and just hear me out, I don't advocate
for this much. Is this worth it? In the middle

(01:01:49):
of the night, just thing out? I mean, I don't
want to kill a man. I'm gonna go to jail
over train horn? Wait, but you could. This is like
torture list, say kill. All I said was sleepy train
horns blaring. Everybody gets together, everybody picks the straw. Whoever

(01:02:10):
draws the shortest strow, and then if he doesn't wake up,
he doesn't wake up. Okay, what if the guy that
draws the straw is ninety nine, then then he's the
one that's gotta wipe him out. Then he's the one
that's gotta stop. It's I'm sorry, but use you through

(01:02:30):
your name in the hat and if you see, that's
what you do. So you see, here's the thing. This
is how you if his next the wind's up broken,
that's not my fault.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
This is how you make it happen. Okay, you say,
look Edgar, Edgar, listen, you're ninety nine. Yeah, your exsit's
coming up quick. You're gonna die anyway, Edgar?

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
What you got left? You know?

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Maybe you're here, You're the one. Okay, you're Koklinsky. You're
gonna do it. You just go wheel by him in
your wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
You're thello.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
A little cyanide right in the face. There, I just
spraying with the cyanide bottle. Down, he goes. You ask
him to come over to help.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
You know, you're with your ramp, rock the ramp and
you have the spray bottle of cyanide. Down. He goes,
lights out. You get in the old Dick and Clint skate.

Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
You look at him. You say, yeah, blow that horn.
I'm the iceman.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
You can now text Rizzo and Jeff from your mobile
device on the one oh five nine the Mountain text line.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
To eight two eight two four oh five nine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
It is one of my nine Mountain Natural's classic grond
The Rizo and Jeff Show. I want you to picture
a beautiful street. Let's say you drive down Hendersonville Road.
Let's see you drive down seventy four. Let's say you
drive on I forty. Let's see you drive on twenty
six down twenty five wherever you drive down pat nav

(01:03:51):
and there's a man, a baldous, bald man, large rotund. Yeah,
it's pretty rotun, pretty rotund balls. Temmy's sticking out of
the bottom of his shirt. And he says nothing. He
doesn't bother you, he doesn't do anything. It just so

(01:04:12):
happens that every couple of weeks he walks to a
major highway, he sits down and he just doesn't say anything.
He refuses to say anything. And he has been charged
with and will not say anything to the police, so

(01:04:35):
they just he sits there so they can, you know,
pull his little chubb chub butt up and then he
doesn't say anything. I don't know what you would do
in that situation, but I'll tell you what. I'd give
him a purple nurple make him talk. What a move?
That a good move? You're screwed, No way. He likes

(01:04:56):
a purple nerve. I so if you are over seventy,
you can't have a purple nerve. They're too sensitive, Okay,
all right? I asked my grandfather. I was like, what
if I gave you a purple nerp he goes the
too sensitive sensitives. Did your grandfather touch his nips to know?

(01:05:16):
I don't think he touched him. I think he just
asked himself if he could do it. So maybe he
just went and let you try, Poppy. I think he
just you know, went, oh, sensitive too much? You know,
who's going through a lot of that, the things you
do when you're older. Here's a good grandpa anyway. So
this guy, I'll never forget it, you know, just sits

(01:05:39):
there and you know, doesn't move, and he is arrested.
And here's the story.

Speaker 16 (01:05:45):
This man was convicted for remaining silent. David Hampson a
citizen who has baffled authorities in Wales for nearly a decade.
Since twenty fourteen, Hampson has been repeatedly arrested and refused
to speak to police, lawyers, or even court staff. The
silent protests led to numerous court appearances where he has
remained mute, offering no explanation for his actions. After a

(01:06:06):
brief absence, Hampson has mysteriously returned once again, causing disruption
and leaving everyone wondering what made him stand in the
middle of the road in block traffic.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
So you know what, Actually what he does is he
gets pissed off at somebody, he destroys their property, he
destroys your property. Then what he does is he then
sits in the middle of the road and doesn't say anything.
That's actually a brilliant move. It's a it's a wonderful
move if you're him. And then if you're just not
going to say anything, what are they going to do?

(01:06:38):
What can they really really do to you? They can charge,
I mean, you can't incriminate if you're not talking.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Ever, ever, there's a you know, it's it's a if
you're you know, attempting I guess to you know, to
be a menace you just don't speak.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
I guess My question is, and I I know you're
all thinking the same thing. What if he has an
accident you don't say anything? Well you have to wow,
why well you can't. You can't have an accident and
not say anything and then just stand up and have
something fall out of your pants.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Yes you can, if you If you can, well, if
you've committed yourself to that, you know that you're just
gonna be the silent guy that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
You then and you're going to be the silent but
deadly guy. You have to be.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
You have to embrace silence and do it all. You're
a mime, so you have everything has to go with it.
I mean you could mime it, I guess, but you
know you you really have to keep quiet.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
You don't have a choice. But he can't mind it.
If it's gonna fall out of his short you just
let it go.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
When you've made the commitment. This is what you're gonna do.
You're gonna be a medicine society. Uh, you know, while drinking.
So that's the hood, right, that's what you gotta do.
You got to be that guy, you know, silence the way. Hey,
criminals out there, if you're listening.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
Yeah, speaking of the guy who asked me if if
I needed a shot yesterday. This is for you too,
you know, just don't say anything. Yeah, that's it, that's it.
Still incriminate. You go silent. Okay, you go silent. You're
gonna you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Rob at engles On heywood, Okay, all right, silent, whatever
it may be, you stay silent.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
Okay, But then that begs the question. This all started
eleven years ago, when his neighbor left a flaming bag
of you know, on his I get him, I understand.
So so his neighbor who's now dead. He feels that
the cops didn't act in the right way. So now
he just sits and gets honked at. Nobody wants to

(01:08:37):
fall for that oldie, but goody okay. And he and
he stepped on it. He stepped framing get bag poop again.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
And he stepped on it. He stopped on it. Yeah,
and it got him. You don't want that to happen, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
So if you get got especially when it comes to
you know, the flaming bag, I think. I guess you're
entitled to kind of sit in the middle of the
road and not say anything and just kind of let
it go loose. You hit me with a whoopee cushion.
I'm not saying a word, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
Text a message to Rizzle and Jeff now to a
two eight two four oh.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
It is one of five nine to Mount Natural's classic
rock The Rizo and Jeff Show. And Jeff, I I
know you know, I mean no disrespect when I talk
about beating the elders. I would think, right like, we
don't stand for the beating of the elder of course,
it's ridiculous, of course, but you know, look, you understand

(01:09:34):
there's some people. Now, if there's another that deserves a
beat down, well we'll beat them down.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
But you know, oh and oh they're okay, Yeah, you
don't randomly just go do it for kicks, Okay, I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Yeah, I mean we we we would never just do
something like that. And so, uh, this is an elder
who I I feel bad for. Uh, this woman looked
at him and said, I AM going to break a
plate over your fricking face, you ugly old man. They

(01:10:06):
kept telling him that he was seventy two years old,
I think. And it was just visceral the reaction that
this man was getting from this woman at a food
court in the mall. Oh yeah, yes, okay. And so
I'd just be curious as to how you, okay, would

(01:10:29):
deal with this situation. And I want you to put
yourself in this guy's dockers, in this guy's bvds, in
this guy's you know, tainted yellow muscle shirt. I want
you to put yourself in his high rise socks and
tell me what you would do. Yeah, you got your

(01:10:49):
eyes closed, okay.

Speaker 15 (01:10:51):
The former owner of a local business accused of attacking
a waiter at a restaurant. Gary Schuler, who we've learned
recently transferred ownership of Edward T. Brewing, is charged with
assault in the incident Wilmington Police.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
So to clarify here, my apologies. This is a Wilmington,
North Carolina woman. I apologize a Wilmington, North Carolina woman
who just hit a senior citizen man over. No, no, no,
this is the owner of a bar and well he is.

(01:11:27):
He's no longer a CEO. He's just a senior.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Right and now. And what he is is he's hanging
out at Longhorn. He had his pupp in the restaurant
with him in Longhorn Steakhouse, and the waiter didn't like
the fact that he was feeding his pup for food
and he and he decided, you know what, I'm gonna
take actions into my own hand.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Did the waiter know that he was a former owner.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
I don't think that he knew that he owned a
bru hub in Wilmington, North Carolina.

Speaker 14 (01:11:57):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
I mean, I just feel like, if you're a restaurant
on tour, you carry yourself a certain way. Wow, you
have a certain Jennie quad well look, plate to the
head is what happened here? All right? Plate to the head,
So my apologies, Yes, gentlemen sold you know, his brew pub.
He just wanted to go out and get a bite
to eat, and he decided he did not like his

(01:12:20):
waiters attitude, and he just gave him just one want
to move one plan. I mean, not placed one of
those big porcelain joints along in their decent sized pay Jeff.
They're like the t bone plates are like two pounds
of porcelain that could kill a man, right, I mean

(01:12:41):
this could be murder, attempted murder.

Speaker 15 (01:12:44):
The former owner of a local business accused of attacking
a waiter at a restaurant. Gary Schuler, who we've learned
recently transferred ownership of Edward T Brewing, is charged with
assault in the incident. Wilmington police say that Schuler smashed
a place on an employee's head. It's a Longhorn steakhouse
in Wilmington on July twenty third. That's going to say

(01:13:06):
that Shoulder brought his dog to the restaurant and was
feeding it from the table when the employee asked him
to stop. Police say that he started yelling insults until
he was asked to leave. Wow, that's when we're told
the assault happened.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Wait a minute before I got dog?

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Get the dog in? Yeah, no, they let the dog in.
So what the dog is in hanging with him? So
you allowed to happen? Why can't he give the dog
a piece of you know, New York strip?

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
What's the here's the thing? I mean, maybe it wasn't
the New York strip. I mean care, well, I care
because I'm going to tell you something over there, and
you should know this. You know, they have what's called
the flumin onion. That's the fake plumin onion. And maybe
he was giving him a blooming pedal. Well, you can't
give him onions that kills him. Well, that's what I'm saying.
Maybe he was giving him honeybread. Okay, all right, maybe

(01:13:55):
he was maybe you know, And by the way, how
are you going to feed your dog? You know?

Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
Cow?

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Anyway? I mean, your dogs don't like cow. Dogs don't
like beef. Dogs don't like cow. I've never met one
dog that likes cow. Do you have you ever had
a dog in your life? No? Okay, dogs, that's what dog.
They're meat eaters. They Okay, if you're talking about Alpoka
an alpo gas. That's not real. Mean, okay, you can

(01:14:21):
feed people feed their dogs fresh meat all the time.
What are you talking about? Are you talking? Are you
talking to the fish again? I mean, we're really am
I talking to the fish? Trying to wake it up
here a little bit. I'm awake. I'm trying. You mean
to tell me the end of that week? That's this dog?
Oh boy?

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Is this another end of the week? Rizzo snooze, because
I gotta tell you, all right, it's trying to wake
it up here. You're in distress. I am not in
dog to eat beef. This whole last five minutes has
been so all over the place. I don't even think
anybody listening understands what the hell's happened.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
All right, so let's just narrow it down. Okay, all right,
don't don't eat beef. This guy beef it's good for me.
It's not good. Yes, they could get a have a
heart attack. No they can't. It's good. The grateful, it's
not I need it. What are they? What do they
eat vegetables? They of course they do, all right. Or
they eat celery and stuff. Okay, an old man hits

(01:15:18):
somebody with a plate he feels disrespected. I just, you know,
excuse me for hating the wrong thing. I apologize, but basically,
don't feed your dog any beef. Eleven ninety Pat and
I have we need a welfare check.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
You can now text Rizzo and Jeff from your mobile
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Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
It is one of five nine to mount Nationalist Classic Rock.
The Rizzo and Jeff Show. J NN come in your
way in just a few minutes. But before that, Jeff,
I figured I'd at least ask you one question. Uh,
let's just put yourself in this situation that you know
Mark McGrath for those of you who don't know who
that is, that is the lead singer of the nineties

(01:16:06):
band Sugar Ray.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
Let me guess you. You made a Yahoo fan group
and you were Sugar Ray's number one fan.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
I was actually Sugar Ray Daddy one two three at
aol dot com for a long time. I lost the password,
but yeah, one two three. Huh what was your your
past was it? But your password was password? I think
it was? Uh? What was it?

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Chicka Cherry Cola, Oh that's a good one. You know,
did you leave up in a way message that said
that Jerry ye your way message, that was my way message.
Chi chi coola. So there is a man who decided
to play a little pranky doo and I don't like
when you mess with Marky McGrath this way, but I

(01:16:57):
do think this is pretty good. So basically, he said,
you're the only guy who can help me out here,
and I need your help. And this is kind of
how this played out. He's the only guy, Mark. If
Mark McGrath is the only man who can help you out,
you're in a bad spot. Yeah, you need friends. You
need friends.

Speaker 21 (01:17:17):
Sometimes when on board, I buy cameos and I write
the craziest prompt that I can think of. And this
is one that I just.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Sent to Sugar Ray.

Speaker 21 (01:17:23):
Hey, Mark, my brother's wife is pregnant and the baby's mine.
I feel awful and if I tell him in person,
he'll freak. So can you break the news for me?
You're my only shot at surviving this, Yo, Kevin, what
is it is?

Speaker 9 (01:17:35):
Mark McGrath from the band Sugar Ray, Your brother Jim
reached out to me with a bit of news that's
gonna be challenging for you. The good news is, Kevin,
there's gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:17:48):
Be an addition to your family. What might be the
bad news, Kevin is.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
To actually delivered the baby.

Speaker 9 (01:17:56):
To your way. The baby your wife scary is Jim's.
He feels terrible, and he says that I'm his only
shot at surviving this guy, who has rosted tips and
is basically a washed up ninety Salon singer. Is Jim's
only chance at surviving this. Jim, you got.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
No chance, Oh, Jimmy baby. You know, sometimes, baby, sometimes
I gotta stop going into things with uh, with you know,
preconceived notions. Yeah, man, you thought that was gonna suck.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
And then Mark McGrath delivers a home run, a home run?

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
Can I get it?

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
I'm sorry, I apologize Mark McGrath from nineteen ninety two. No,
I mean for me, Okay, this is this is Jeff
McGrath eight two six' five AT aol dot.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Com we're checking every.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
Code my.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
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Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
Now so as we get ready to go back to,
school this is a reminder And i'm not sure how
different it probably is than the policies that are already in,
place But North carolina students could no longer have their
phones in class. Now this does not mean that they
can't bring them to. School, Okay so On july, first

(01:20:01):
it was signed into law requiring All North carolina schools
to update their electronic device. Policies so the expectation, is
you know that by the time all the kids return
this month's school that it will all be in. Place
so the law states that any electronic device such as
cell phones can only be used during class if the

(01:20:22):
teachers allow them for educational. Purposes so Buncam, Henderson Jackson.
Counties they say this isn't a big, change it aligns
with their policies. Already but come, on how many kids
are slipping the phone and you know doing things?

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
Right so if you have it in your pocket right
when you're, Done i'm just gonna utter a word THAT
i feel like this IS i, mean do you got
to like?

Speaker 17 (01:20:46):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
LIKE? I, Okay so if you can keep the phone
on your, person then unless you're unless you're dropping it
in somewhere you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Know, Jeff i'll help. You this is poppy. Cock, well,
okay it's poppy. Cock And i'll tell you why it's, Poppycock.
Jeff because kids get, iPads kids get, screens kids get,
computers kids get cell, phones kids have, Apps kids have
to send, money kids have to go, here kids have

(01:21:18):
to go, There they have to wear seven hundred dollars.
Sneakers and you mean to tell me this poppy Cock
if they need to get a hold of their mom or,
dad what second grader or third or fourth grader is?
TEXTING i don't. Know Christy nome. Nobody, okay but you know,
what it's not about Texting Christy. Nome it's about texting
mom Or. Pa you forget your jim, shorts all, Right,

(01:21:41):
pa we'll bring them to. You all, Right this Isn't
Christy nomes. Phone.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Okay first, off if you're contacting The secretary Of Homeland
security and you know she likes, to you, know wear
our ice, OUTFIT i gotta tell you if you're texting,
her you know she's coming into. Town, now that's What i'm.
Saying it's, problems you. Know that's What i'm. Saying she's
coming into. Town somebody's coming with. Her just a few

(01:22:06):
people are going just how it, works you see the?
Gnome all, Right, poppy Kais? BARBIE i gotta tell you
you got?

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
Problems what are.

Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
We still doing?

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
This?

Speaker 9 (01:22:18):
Really?

Speaker 5 (01:22:19):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
Okay THE jnn is puttering be it around THE a
eight out and canon being lapped by silver sneakers at
The french Broad, river or just rereading news by reputable news.

Speaker 5 (01:22:29):
Sources THE jnn is on your radio now upon The.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
MOUNTAIN a woman who was sitting behind home plate at
A Padres giants game is going viral. Overnight and you'd
say what would she be doing something? Nefarious, uh that's
not the. Case.

Speaker 9 (01:22:47):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Uh she went viral overnight after her screams because she
was screaming so loud at the game were picked up
by the broadcasters microphones and it annoyed it fans. Everywhere
uh there's a clip where you could hear of her
cheering loudly and yelling certain. Things but she's a Big padres. Fan,
now not everybody found it. Amusing complaints flooded the internet

(01:23:11):
during the, game so much that it led to one
of the stadium staffers to ask her to pipe. Down
so she wasn't all, down the younger. Lady but what
you go to a sports, game And i'll mind, you
this Is. California everybody's sensitive In. California when you go

(01:23:33):
to a sports game and you pay your, ticket it's
a sporting.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Event let me be you, know here's Where i'm. At
and this is the only thing THAT i could.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Say and why is the mic right there by the
way behind home plate where you could.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
Hear because they want to hear ball strike ball strike like?
That that makes total. Sense being too loud at a
base at a sporting, event baseball. Stadium, yes And i'll
tell you why it's not a football, Game. Jeff and
you seem to forget that this was a midday. Game

(01:24:08):
and when you have elderly ladies, screaming it could could
easily it could easily turn into a midday. Lappie, Okay
and so you know. What they want to just keep everyone, calm, cool,
collected and. Safe they want them to watch the, game
they want them to get, out they want them to

(01:24:29):
get to the early. Bird they want everyone to bring their,
teeth and they want everyone on the. Bus that's all they.
Want they want. Safety they don't want somebody taking their
shirt off going whoa right behind home. Plate they can't
deal with. It they can't take THE. Fcc, fine well it's, look.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
That's not my. PROBLEM i should be. ABLE i pay the,
TICKET i go. THERE i want to hoot and holler
for my, team you KNOW i there should be no problem.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
There. Sorry If i'm a little louder than the, most
well Then Christy nome shows, up yeah all, right and
she comes and gets you and she tells you you're
yelling a little too loud at this baseball. Game, Well
San diego is a good spot for.

Speaker 4 (01:25:12):
Her we've asked them to, stop but they just keep
making it. Worse so we pick and choose our abuse
of The Jeff news that, worked or as you might,
note The jada n is on your radio living like
it's anchored to the. Fishline we promise it'll all be over,
soon and then back to some music on the.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Mountain, right and no one more thing that's getting a
lot of buzz and, uh we'd love to take your
calls on.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
It uh by, two four oh, one oh five, nine
you have to text. In you have to text, in
and this is getting, uh you, know a big debate.
Online how do you check out of a? Hotel oh my, god,
dude this is one of the fifty topics we had this.
Week but like it's so. True it's like you have
to go down and you need to see your. Concierge,
no you, don't, dude you, dude do you do? That

(01:25:58):
do you have to do? This do you have to
go to the front? Desk? Yes to check? Out, yes
they gave. You let me ask you, Something how did
you check?

Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
In?

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
Genius it doesn't. MATTER i leave you check, In BUT
i can. LEAVE i could just leave everything sitting. There
that what DO i?

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
Mean, then they're gonna change it for the Extra, no,
no they're.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Not they're gonna. Come the cleaning crew is going to
come in the. Room they're to see That i'm not,
there and AND i. Leave i'm not there hanging. Out
the cleaning crew come.

Speaker 11 (01:26:25):
In.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Okay you go into a, hotel you, say, hi you,
know my name is, UH i don't, Know Jefferson. Davis
And i'm checking into the hotel, Here, jefferson, welcome thank,
You uh you Know, willhelm and, uh you, KNOW i
would like two keys to my. Room and you, say that's, Fine,

(01:26:46):
jefferson here's two. Keys and THEN i get into my.
ROOM i have my, milk you, know my warm. MILK
i go to, BED i wake, UP i, Say, Jefferson, Willhelm,
willhelm was so good to see you, again Will. Helm
i'm gonna be taking my, Horse, sye And i'm going
to be saddling on out of this ranch town, here
this one horse. Town you, say, well thanks a lot for,

(01:27:07):
coming Mister, davis and have a good. Day you don't
just have me leave and then just throw your. Keys,
listen that's that's an old person way of doing. It
And i'm the oldest person on the. Planet, okay EVERYTHING
i do is sixty plus at this point my. Life
BUT i, think And i've done this many a, times

(01:27:28):
just walking. OUT i don't know the last TIME i
went and officially like checked out of like a hotel
at the front. DESK i Just dallas twenty twenty. THREE
i made you do it because we were at morning
show at boot, camp at this, thing AND i made you.
Go we stayed at this hotel and we walked up
to this. Thing it was so, hot and then thank
God texas Missing texas is, miserable and you, know you were,

(01:27:53):
like you were, like, oh do we check? In so
we checked, in but then we immediately if you, recall checked,
out and then we ended up staying with our old,
boss which turned out to be an even bigger. Mistake but,
nonetheless bing bang. Boom you don't just say here's the
keys and hope they don't charge.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
You you had to go get a. Refund WELL i
got the refund because we didn't get the. Room and
yet it was a big. Mistake when you're hanging with
your old boss and he gets down to his, underwear.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Well that's why you. LISTEN i was trying to stay
away from. HIM i was on the phone with baby,
hands but you called her and said it's time for.
Him you're hiding. Outside the man's undressing in front of.
ME i would what do you want me to?

Speaker 10 (01:28:30):
Do BUT i don't.

Speaker 4 (01:28:32):
Know we've asked them to, stop but they just keep
making it. Worse so we pick and choose our house
of The Jeff news that, worked or as you might,
not THE. Jnn it's on your, radio limping like it's
anchored to the. Dishline we promised it'll all be over,
soon and then back to some music fund one o
five nine them.

Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
Out here by the.

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
Way we'll take the hotel. Thing the listener, COURT i think,
yeah he had the hotel. Thing, indeed.

Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
You can now Text rizzo And jeff from your mobile
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Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
Nine there's no more, waiting no More Lou. Graham it's just.
Time no More Lou, Graham no More. Lou you don't
have to wave through More. Lou it's just. Time it's
time to razzle and. Dazzle AND i have some spectacular
razzling and dazzle to do. Today we're gonna do a,
play and then after that we're going to talk about elephant.

(01:29:24):
Death let's do it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
Well From tinseltown to the eight two eight and, beyond
it's time to razzle dazzle on The rizzo And Jeff.

Speaker 5 (01:29:34):
Show all the things that.

Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
Are not fit to, print talk, about, mentioned discuss or
frankly that, important but somehow find their way here of.

Speaker 5 (01:29:41):
Course sorry, Man, Yes jeff can't stand it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
Either time For Rizzo's razzle dazzl one amount.

Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
Here, sorry no, More.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
Lou, well you Know i'll think about. IT i just you,
know for right, now no More, lou for right, now you.
DON'T i was just basically telling the people they didn't
have to wait for razzle. Dazzle it was, time. Okay,
WELL i was just worried that that we A i'm, sorry,
SORRY i didn't mean to. Worry thank. You Uh So
i'm going to play something for you, guys and, UH

(01:30:12):
i want you to tell me if you can guess
what this, is you can shoot us a text OBVIOUSLY
a two eight two FOUR o one oh five. Nine
hopefully the films will be working. Tomorrow but, uh this
is beautiful and it's something that it's like until you
figure it out or come up with the idea, like
there's nothing like a good. Mind AND i never would

(01:30:35):
have thought nothing like a good. Mind there's nothing like
a good. Mind AND i would have never seen the
beauty in a mime UNTIL i experienced a mime and
how they were able to act about their body around
and through, mine and that was the beauty of the. Mime.

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Uh, well you know WHEN i did some, THEATER i
DID i? Pantomime?

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
Yeah did you? MIND? I, Well, panela it's you, know
you pantomime within the play, itself you. Know and DID
i dress up as a as a? Mime? NO i
think mine. Suck but Now i'm talking about the black,
pants black and white shirt and red nose. Mine, no, no,
no that's the pathway to being a. Pervert you.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
Know it's it's an. Excuse it's used to be a.
Pervert used to be a, pervert you had to be a.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
Mine all, Right WELL i, disagree BUT i think one
of the best experiences of my life is when a
mime just kind of just mined him herself around my
body LIKE i was in a. Box it was. Crazy so,
ANYWAY i was wondering if anyone could figure out what
this piece of.

Speaker 5 (01:31:34):
Art is.

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
What that sound like to, You, JEFF i don't. Know
the war zone Between russia and your, MIND i don't. Know,
actually second only to miming, theater and that's a new
kind of theater that they're practicing In. Italy and It's

(01:32:21):
romeo And Juliet, shakespeare All, shakespeare but it is done
instead of with actors and people by emotional. Trucks so
you'll have a truck with a sad, face a truck
with a happy. Face you'll have trucks that, Kiss you'll

(01:32:44):
have trucks that, Hug you'll have a truck that'll kill.
You you, know there's a lot of. Stuff and then
when you got to poison, yourself and these two trucks
die together in love at thirteen and, fourteen The capulets
and you, know The, montagues they find a way to
get it together from this truck. Play, alrighty, well you, know,

(01:33:05):
look you KNOW i you KNOW i always wanted to Visit,
italy BUT i gotta tell you we think it here real,
well listen to.

Speaker 14 (01:33:16):
This it's basically a big experiment about what it means
to Do. Shakespeare it's funny and interesting to try to
do these things with big, machines like how do you
make cars? Talk how do you make them kind of
understand each? Other so this contrast between big and small
and also contrast between very powerful and very. GENTLE i must.

Speaker 18 (01:33:34):
SAY i came into it expecting it to be really,
silly but it was really.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
GOOD i really like.

Speaker 20 (01:33:39):
This the energy was captured really well and captured the
sweetness and the, love which was really nice as.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
Well hey, MOM i got a theater. Degree look WHAT i. Did,
well Now i'm making. Bulldozer do you know?

Speaker 1 (01:33:52):
What, listen you cannot be an actor and. Perform you
have to be A cdl driver and you have to
make the trucks move in an ambiguous but also like
you have to. Emote you have to like drive up
To juliet at the balcony and you have to get
on your hind little there's like a little dig thing

(01:34:14):
on the back of, it and you go you kiss
her and then like she climbs, down and then the
montagues and the capulets he gets up in. Them it's. Beautiful,
yeah this is this is painful to, Listen SO i
got to be. Honest, okay all, right, fine moving, on moving,
on basically moving on. Time how about? This maybe you'll

(01:34:42):
like this a little bit BEFORE i get to my last.
One what do you think About Kenny Jena Ken. Jennings,
uh you know who else were they going to put
in There? Jeopardy you? Know, well you know When alex,
went you, know went down from WHAT i understand he.
Was he revealed some of his bedroom secrets On jeopardy last.
Night Oh, Diddy, yes.

Speaker 20 (01:35:02):
Following a, sorry we're gonna do that one more time
today Marks, Today mark's game. TWO i think we can
do that even, better painted black and back to we
got a toss. IT i THINK i was supposed to
say blank. THERE i think you said you were planning a,

(01:35:24):
Honeymoon so you, no that was that Was Ryan Yesterday's
Jeff big. News you just found out that you're going
on a.

Speaker 15 (01:35:32):
Honeymoon and then my boyfriend flew out From maine, too
all the.

Speaker 20 (01:35:37):
Way from, me and he got to see their way
and Congratulations kara's main, boyfriend Not kara's main. Boyfriend that sounded.
Wrong karah's main, boyfriend your main? Man do you ever say?
That that's? Fun, Sorry we're just gonna keep doing this
TILL i actually do.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
It i'll tell you. What that shows what a klutz
he is in the. Bedroom that's the whole REASON i
brought that up Because Ken, jennings if that's how he
acts in, public that shows you what a clutch he
is in the. Bedroom what are his bedroom? Secrets how
to keep your hand from? Cramping Missionary. Monday, really, No
i'm not reading. This i'm not reading. This uh it's

(01:36:14):
you may have missed they did. This, fine it's time
to on The Rizino.

Speaker 5 (01:36:19):
Show all.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
Right, finally the last thing THAT i wanted to do
here IS i wanted to give you elephant. Death and
it's not THAT i want to give you elephant. Death
it's THAT I i need you to understand that when
you are near wild, elephants that you are not. Safe, okay,
Okay SO i want you to hear there's a man

(01:36:42):
who went up to try to take a selfie with
A coca cola and an, elephant AND i don't know
why he intermingled the. Two, well here's what.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
Happened and when you hear, THIS i just want you
because you, KNOW i want to paint a picture for.
You he goes up to the elephant for the. Selfie of,
course the elephant wants no parts of it being. Territorial
the elephant chases him, down and then as he chases him,
down he tramples them and within the. Trampoline now he survived,
this but as he trampled him almost to, death he

(01:37:14):
ripped his clothes. Off so he gets trampled and he's, naked.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
And then he has to get, up and you don't
know what he's, lost what he Hasn't is there anything
that's been, Moved is there anything that's been adjusted? Smashed
because again one of these elephants toes is like two thousand.
Pounds so, anyway when you selfie with an, elephant what
do they? Say what do they always? Say you, know

(01:37:41):
when you're selfie with an, elephant don't be upset if
you get hit by the? Trunk all, right just picture
this all? Right before he hits, it here Comes rosie.

Speaker 8 (01:37:50):
Wanted a man number one. Height my man's got to
be a bust.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
Sign that's far From. Rosie you, know we'll get the
elephant like.

Speaker 13 (01:38:00):
That Ain't?

Speaker 1 (01:38:01):
Rosie sorry about?

Speaker 4 (01:38:02):
That?

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
Wait hold, on? Wait is it? Cool?

Speaker 8 (01:38:04):
THINGS i wanted a?

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
Man now no.

Speaker 4 (01:38:08):
Text a message To rizzo And Jeff now to a two, eight,
two four oh five.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
Nine it is one of five nine To Mount nashville's
classic Rock The rizzo And Jeff, Show and it is
time for things that did not make the. Show and as,
promised we are going to start out with Elephant. DEATH
i apologize about. That we somehow went down A rosie.

(01:38:34):
ROAD i don't know how we got. There oh it
all ties in Elephant. Rosie, yeah, yeah how it is.
Anyway but so, anyway time four things that did make the.

Speaker 4 (01:38:43):
Show Rizzo jeff tried to do their work today but
just couldn't quite get it. Done so here's where they
try to cram it all in at the. End it's
what didn't make the. Show on one five nine.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
The Mountain Elephant. Death, uh well it's. Survival, actually well
here's the. Thing it's. Survival but as a, man are
you dead? Inside like you go, up you take a,
selfie the elephant tramples. You you're with a group of,
People you lose your. CLOTHES i believe he stepped on the.

(01:39:15):
Boys Do it doesn't matter after, that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
You, KNOW i, mean it's like being the pants in
front of your. Coworker it is or something like. That you,
know it's you, know you're trampled by an. Elephant the
elephant proceeds to rip your clothes off of your. Body,
yeah you have to get. Up and they have tusks
so they could. HURT i, mean do you Remember boris

(01:39:43):
And Minca?

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
Minca boris And. Minca they were From rocking Bull. Winkle
they were the bad guys From rocking Bull. Winkle he,
passed will pass my cartoon? Age he always got the pants. Anyway, uh, this,
uh this is something that you should never. Do please do, not,
safari do not take a selfie with an. Elephant and
please always remember when you think, ELEPHANT i need you

(01:40:08):
to think The rizo And jeff. Show oh that's actually
a bad. Idea don't do. That now it's in a different,
language but you get kind of what's going. On here we,

(01:40:38):
go guys trying to. Run he just won't stop. Trembling the.
Man it's, like when are you gonna? Stop?

Speaker 19 (01:41:00):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
Yeah, yeah well look that's his. Fault you, know that's
a new one for. Me stripped the naked mine. ELEPHANT
i gotta tell you, Really, YEAH i, MEAN i gotta
tell you. Something if you're stripped naked by an, elephant
you should probably pack it up and call it a.
Day you know WHAT i? Mean, stay, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:41:17):
Rizo't you have tried to do their work today but
just couldn't quite get it. Done so here's where they
try to cram it all in at the. End it's
what didn't make the show on one five nine The.

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
Mountain there is one thing THAT i wanted to get
in before the final, thing WHICH i think is the
most important thing you need to know for the. Day
So i'm not going to be able to play the
whole thing for, you BUT i want you to, Imagine,
okay what A Charlie sheen movie would be. Like, okay how.

Speaker 5 (01:41:50):
DO i present this with any? CLASS i think we're past, That,
Charlie we're past.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
That, yeah so there is A they released a short
ten second clip Of Charlie sheen uh saying that we're
past the. Class he, Said i'm sorry to my dad
and my family and my. Kids and they interview his,
kids but he talks about HIS hiv, diagnoses he talks
about being a drug. User, yeah it's gonna be On.

Speaker 2 (01:42:22):
Netflix, Okay so it's coming out On, netflix and it's
going to be a documentary just completely About Charlie sheen
and he, said nobody else could tell the story about.
Him he, says and he's one hundred and ten percent.
Right who else could do?

Speaker 4 (01:42:36):
It?

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
Well he, said you know when they told you you're the,
GREATEST i, mean how are you going to argue that
well that nobody told you you were the? Greatest Homelind,
Lord oh do you know WHAT i would? Do first,
OFF i would go to you know Ashell ford to
give me A mustang for every day of the. Week
so you want to you want to set seven? MUSTANG
i want seven, mustangs want in every? Color and Then

(01:42:58):
i'm going to walk around And i'm going to SAY
i want. JEWELRY i want to be dripped IN versacei
AND i want to be, like you, know AN nba,
player and you want to be AN nba player as. Well, Well,
NO i want to look like BUT i want to play.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
Football, okay so you want to look like AN nba,
player but you want to play, football.

Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
BUT i want to play. Football, Yes, so, uh you got.
DREAMS i do have. Dreams, yes do.

Speaker 4 (01:43:23):
The work, today but just couldn't quite get it. Done
so here's where they try to cram it all in
at the. End it's what didn't make the show one
the mouse D.

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
Now ladies and. Gentleman. Uh for those of you who
know The rizon And Jeff, show for some, reason you
have a sick obsession with. CHATTERS i don't know. WHY
i don't know. HOW i don't know where it came. From,
yeah and the videos, WHATEVER A cheddar's video arises ons of.
Thousands you, know it's. Something IT'S i don't. Know, Look

(01:43:55):
i've e in The cheddars, before AND i get, Right,
yeah it's. Good you. KNOW i took a tour of
their bathrooms. Yesterday somebody THOUGHT i was messed up and
offered me SOMETHING i don't even.

Speaker 2 (01:44:04):
Know, yeah, yeah me being called out in A cheddar's.
RESTAROOM i had to tell you it was pretty freaking.

Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
Yeah so, ANYWAY i can't believe this was. FOUND i
Think jeff found. This jeff said there was a love,
lost but before that love went, away a man found
a chain restaurant that went above and beyond for His Boo.

Speaker 22 (01:44:33):
Bear not long, AGO i had to put my best
friend of thirteen years to, sleep AND i miss her.
TERRIBLY i wanted her last meal to be, Special so
on the day it, HAPPENED i Called cheddars and asked
them for the biggest steak they. Had when they asked
me which two Sides i'd like with, IT i told
THEM i didn't need. Any they told me it would
be the same price with her without, them SO i
might as well get. THEM i explained to them THAT

(01:44:55):
i was having my dog bell to put the sleep
later that day AND i wanted her last meal to
be a, nice juicy.

Speaker 5 (01:44:59):
Steak WHEN i showed up at.

Speaker 22 (01:45:01):
The restaurant about thirty minutes later to pick up her,
food the manager handed me the bag of food and,
said we are so sorry about your. Dog this meal
is on. US i really couldn't believe. It it was so
nice of. Them WHEN i got back, HOME i opened
up the bag of food to find this card inside with.
It it was laying right on top of her box of,
food and as you can, see it looks like everyone

(01:45:23):
who was on staff that day signed. It SO i
just want to publicly say thank You cheddars for being
so kind and.

Speaker 1 (01:45:31):
Thoughtful it really meant the world to. Me and then
his dog. DIED i told you dogs eat beef, EARLIER
i thucked they. Didn't but the point is, IS i
guess you, know shatters is really a place where memories are.
Made what a good way to how about? Today, well
but how come WHEN i go there's a guy who

(01:45:52):
offers me a shot and tells ME i need to
calm down and ask If i'm okay Because i'm talking of.
Fish and this guy gets a card because he went
in for a. Steak he wasn't talking to the fish
in the. Pond youa free.

Speaker 4 (01:46:04):
TEXT a message To rizzo And jeff now on the
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