0815 Rizzo and Jeff (The Japanese are being eaten by BEARS and Jeff thinks a guy has a Dong Snapping issue)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Friday morning.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I want to start off getting people thinking, you know,
when people could.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Call on a Friday, everybody wants to think.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Well, here's the thing. It's an easy thing. You know
when you go to you know, I don't know, the
outer Banks or a vacation destination, and you see those
like tattoo shops and then people get like like Chinese
symbols and stuff like that. Right, so it's like you
wonder what you're getting. They'll say it means peace and love,

(00:29):
and you know carrot or or you know, I love
earth carrot, Well maybe not carrot, but if you're Rob Schneider,
is the carrot, right, you know, something like that. But
you know, you never really know, right. So coming up
and opening audio, I have a woman who is Mandarin.

(00:52):
She's a Chinese to English teacher. She's gonna tell us
what those tattoos mean in the tattoo book. And I
gotta tell.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
You, man, Yeah, she she has there's a bunch of
pictures that she goes through. Yeah, and she and the
tattoos on the back of people's necks or wherever that
was on your arm, and she says exactly what they mean.
You think it means like peace, love, and I guess
Rockschreiter is a carrot, right, But it doesn't mean that.
It means different things.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
No, And that's the crazy. And when you hear and
you'll know the symbols because you can picture them. I'm
sure think about the it's sort of like the square
symbol with like the squiggly line. They're just all the
common ones. You would know it if you saw it.
So we're gonna talk about that. We're going to talk
about somebody named Annapolina Luna and you're gonna understand why

(01:47):
she is a congresswoman who can confirm there are aliens?
And you know, I'm with Anna Polina.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
You're with Annapoline, all right? But what is she? A
Republican Democrat? Do we know? Who cares? It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
She's She's just Anna Polina, Anapoline, She's just Anna Polina.
I don't know where she's from. She is a publican party?
Is she Republican?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
She is?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
She's in Florida. She's down in Florida. Well the reason, okay,
look at her, Holy moly, is she uh yeah? I'll
tell you what, Anna, what did you say? There's aliens?
There sure is on them? Yes, And finally we're going
to talk about why P. D. Davidson just admitted that

(02:37):
his BDE that he has from all of those celebrity
women is minuscule. First off, he admitted it tiny. He
got Kim kardask he said it was tiny.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
It's not and he.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Said it was tiny.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I'm so tired of his damn attitude. It's not, it's
and he's trying to play it off. And you know what,
when you know it's you know, when you have the riches, Okay, yeah,
you know, and then oh it's such a problem.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh boy, listen, I'll tell you what. How about this.
How about we give them a crutch, we call them
tiny tim okay, make them feel better. We give them
a Christmas goose? Okay, all right, we'll make them feel bad.
Kim Kardashian she had many gooses, I'll bear. She just
won a five nine to Mount Nashville's clays a Rock

(03:29):
the Rizzo and Jeff Show. Jeff, you know how when
you go and you see those people and they have
like the Chinese symbol tattoos.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
I do.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, yeah, I've seen those, and every.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Time I see him, I go, wow, these are cool,
you know what it is I've always wanted.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'll do yeah, because I gotta tell you. I bet you,
and I'm just taking a wild guess. I bet you.
They're the cheapest of the tattoos you can get. Oh
they are.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, you could get two letters from fifty bucks. Okay,
so really yeah, yeah, it's two for fifty if you
head down to the boardwalk. But I will tell you this,
you're leaving it up to either a tattoo artist or
somebody who says they know Chinese. Now, that could be

(04:15):
dangerous because you might think you're getting tranquility, but you
might be getting you know, cat killed duck sauce r exactly.
You know what I mean, Like, you never know what
you're gonna get.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, the chunky tattoo artists that goes to the tattoo convention.
Yeah you know, it's not the guy that knows Mandarin.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Well you know, but he swears these are the symbols,
you know all that, So you take them at their words.
So you have these tattoos twenty twenty five years and
then this woman goes through your tattoo pictures. She picks
them apart and reads them and tells you what they
really mean. And that's where I've to begin opening audio

(05:01):
because I'll tell you what, Jeff, this has surprised me.
I I'm not gonna lie this to me. I think
is probably the most egregious thing.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Take a picture of your Chinese tattoo and load it
up to artificial intelligence and ask them what it actually means.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
J Yeah, because it'll tell you if you have one
text us eight to eight two four oh one oh
five nine. Sorry there folks, no phones again, hoping on Monday,
but we can absolutely take your text. That being said,
I'd love to see your Chinese tattoo. We'll tell you
what it means.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, it's time for opening audio.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Here on the Rizzo and Jeff show a fun, funny
way to start your day on one five nine the Mountain.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
All right, so here is a woman who teaches well
who is Chinese and his Mandarin, but is bilingual and
speaks and teaches English to Mandarin and Mandarin to English. Okay,
noble profession. She probably makes four hundred thousand dollars a
year because no, he can speak Mandarin. Uh and the.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Son Sena can speak fluent mander He can't. Yes he can,
John Cena, Yes you can't see me. Yes, he can.
He can speak fluent mander. It isn't that crazy. I
the wrestler, the wrestler.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yes, Johnson with the pants and the shirt off and
and and the.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Hat on his retirement tory yep yep.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Okay, Well then maybe John Cena could identify these as well.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
What should people I eat s ing e yo yo
sing tibbs when Thilan coppon man chang lang cockroach ping
siang refrigeratator should buy more failure, should see moi yang
yo soy sauce.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Now, No soy sauce.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Now, now we have two gibberishes soy sauce thus far,
she's going through these pictures for those of you driving
in your car, She's going through pictures of people on
Instagram with these pictures of Chinese symbols, and she's reading them,
and you know, it's supposed to be like I think
a tattoo says something like just got a tattoo. It means,

(07:16):
you know, eternal life or a ladies like, uh, soy sauce, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, whatever, whatever deep thinking hippie thing that you think
you got on the back of your neck. Oh it says.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
So it says, soy sauce refrigerator, refrigerator, right, Perry, right,
I mean it.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Goes on low quality coal.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
So now I like that one.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Okay, that was me and Tanta, and that's a low
quality coal.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Low quality Now that's a three symboler cold. I mean
you don't want.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Low quality coal. So if you have low quality cold
tattooed on your body, does that mean you're saying that
you're low quality call.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
I don't think that you probably have any idea that
it meant that. Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
God, I wish he did if he knew that it
meant low quality call. And actually I would get a
tattoo that said down. Yeah, yeah, low quality call sing.

Speaker 6 (08:19):
Sound star laugh love shown make cancer family mom, dad,
older brother, younger brother, younger sister, No, older sister home.
By the way, this is cancer, not cancer.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Cancer as in I have cancer, right, and I have cancer,
and here's my family.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Is what you're not? Not cancer like like what I am, July,
the actual cancer that kills that kills me.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Hi, I have cancer and this is my family is
what your tattoo says sir. Yeah, yeah, I'd get that
covered up or shade after I saw that go to
China with your tattoo, with your cancer tattoo.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
They'll walk up to you. Everybody's giving you.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
See chicken soup. I don't know. I don't see Chinese
Captain my destiny. When's Hilo coffin Man again? May Lee
Beauty Strength Love, May Lee Beauty Strength, Wisdom.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Wow, gotta tell you she is, She's a gem. I'll
keep an eye on her because she's got that Mandarin
down to it.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Today, I'll tell you chicken soup. I like chicken soup.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
You know what, if it said if I got chicken soup,
I would add the for the soul, like like the books,
like chicken soup for any little campbells in your soul,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
All Right?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, I like a little chicken soup.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
You like campbells? Like campbells?

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Can you know?

Speaker 7 (09:56):
You know?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
It used to get me going And then I I.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Had that argument here about if you add water to
the campbell.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Well, and you do, and ever since I I've you know,
been or excuse me, I didn't, and ever since I've
been adding it, it tastes like crap. So you just
I just want the bomb. I just want the soup
and the can. That's it.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
It's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo and
Jeff Show, A fun, funny way to start your day
on the mountain.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Now, before we get to somebody admitting something, maybe they are,
maybe they're not, let's get to Anna Paulina Luna. She
is a Republican I guess, congresswoman, as Jeff found out.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Out of Florida.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Out of Florida. Oh yeah, yes, yes she is, and
she is here to tell you about aliens. And the
thing is is that they exist. Now, far be it
from me to think that we are the only creatures
that have ever evolved in this universe. I'm sure we're
not right. That's stupid to think. But do I think

(11:01):
that we have like alien friends that we like bean to?
I don't think so. I maybe I'm wrong. But Ana
Paulina Luna says she's got the news and she's going
to tell you everything she knows. So he went on
a certain podcast and spilled her guts. Okay, all right,
that's what she said.

Speaker 8 (11:22):
There is definitely something that I think would rival what
we know currently with physics and a tech that potentially
is out there that we don't have the ability to
reproduce based on our interviews, and this has been something
that you can go back and watch with the congressional hearings.
But I was actually able to ask some of the witnesses,
you know, what are these things? And they keep saying interdimensional.

(11:43):
And then when you talk about the interdimensional aspect of
you know, are these things pre existing maybe outside of
what we currently know as our own dimension. There's definitely
something that I can tell you with confidence that exists
that we don't know how to explain currently.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Now that scares me because the government and knows that
there's something out there and they can't explain it. Joe, listen, listen,
I'm listening. Here's the thing. When you become one of these,
it's hard for you to get to the big world stage.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
And trust me.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Oh, when you become an alien person, you can't get to.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
The you'd really like to watch Anapoulina Luna on the
world stage on a rend you that, okay, yeah, and
we'd like to get to.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
See Anna Poulina Luna go to North Korea, you know,
and that you know, talk aliens with Kim Jong un.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
I'm sure he'd be open to it, but I'm sure,
but you know, when you start doing that, it's it's hard.
You know, nobody wants the crazy alien lady. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
You know, I because of that stupid show Ancient Aliens,
because there was that guy who had the freaky hair
and he made everyone who believes in aliens look crazy.
If it wasn't for that guy that that that Greek
odd over there, whatever his name was, I gotta tell you,
I think people would take alien people a little more seriously.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Jeff, Yeah, I do.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
I think Annapoline a Luna might be president, might be
president Pauline a Luna.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Uh, here's the thing. You start traveling down that road,
you know, then it becomes an obsession, and then you
become president, and then that's the first question every president asks.
And uh, you know, they kind of tell you he
didn't very much. Well, there is much well I got.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
I thought Trump would tell us if there was a
maybe there's nothing in area fifty one man.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Maybe I think he must have to go there, doesn't
I think he got to go there?

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yeah, I mean he's a president. But again, I think
there's even stuff that they keep from him. But oh,
ask Annapoline a Luna. Everybody.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
It's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo and
Jeff Show, A fun funny way to start your day
one nine the Mountain.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
And finally, this is a man who is on Saturday
Live who has been found to have some of the
world's hottest women. The Kardashian Kim. Uh you know Kate,
who's the one from Serendipity. I always forget her name,
Kate Beckinsale, Oh, Kate Bute's this kid's gotta he's he's

(14:17):
he's got a nice he doesn't need AI to make
his resume. He's got a resume. I mean he Winslet
I think, I mean he was like I think Cindy
Crawford and him went on like two days. I mean
he is he got Cindy Kraft. Oh yeah, he did,
like fifty three year old Sidney Craft. Yeah yeah, yeah.

(14:39):
So anyway, now I think he's with the Victoria Secret Model.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
No, is that it?

Speaker 9 (14:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah that's what did I do? You know why, I'm
gonna tell you why he's got the He's got the
total package.

Speaker 10 (14:49):
For a lady.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Actually he does. He does. Now he's playing koy here.
He's got that. Okay, number one all right, and then
number number two with Pete David said, is that he's
emotional Andy, so he'll he'll spill his emotions ladies like that.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
See he gives you that. Now you don't get one
or the you don't get both. I see, I'm an
emotional Andy, but I don't have a hammer hanging. Okay,
you don't get a hammer hang. And an emotional Andy. Yeah,
you don't get the hammer hang. And then he even
says I don't have a hammer hang.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Alri On a Grande said he did. Well, you know
what she could be lying. She's tiny. She's five foot
maybe something that's five looks ten. Wow. Look at this
list I told you. I mean he's dated the hottest
women in the world.

Speaker 10 (15:37):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Good right Yeah, and why they all dating them? Because
he's funny because he cries. Now, women love a funny man. Okay,
I bet that's it.

Speaker 10 (15:49):
That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
So anyway, here's a light to us. He was on
an interview and he said, listen, I don't have what
all these magazines just saying I'm just an average Andy,
so you can feel good about yourself.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, what's averaging his mind?

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Well, you know it is what it is, all right?

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Here you go. Now it started to change a little bit,
but no one talked about any work I was doing.

Speaker 11 (16:15):
That hurt.

Speaker 12 (16:16):
It's embarrassing because first of all, it's Hollywood, everybody. Everyone,
everybody's dating everybody. Why are they focusing on me? It's
because I'm not Glen Powell handsome. I'm just this dude
that tells jokes that as a drug addict, that stuff
affects relationships, like it was embarrassing.

Speaker 10 (16:35):
Where did that start?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
I think it was like the New York Times or something.

Speaker 12 (16:38):
When I started dating someone they considered out of my league.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
They were like, this guy must have big energy. And
then someone confirmed it.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
And now a grande and I'm going to tell you
somebody she confirmed his.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
So then so then you got Karasan, all right, who
just that's that's what she chases. She chased it, she
chased They did it. I mean they remember Carver Ride.
Do you remember they did it? And then like they
were like face timing or calling Kanye and all kinds
of stuff. He took care of business, don't you know what?

(17:13):
He did?

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Put it down better than Kanye didn't he. I totally
forgot about.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
That, I thought Kanye, And that's why Kanye was so pissed.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
That's why he had a mental break because he said,
who is this Pete Davidson? And why is he laying
my wife down on the on the uh what is
it called face tied?

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah? You know what I mean?

Speaker 10 (17:32):
You know why?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I gotta tell you, and and and Kim Kardashian. She
didn't She didn't want to date him. She didn't want
anything to do with them. She just wanted a one shot,
two shot deal.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
She wanted a one show wam bam, thank you, ma'am,
the one the old one shot, too shot And he
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Speaker 1 (18:08):
And you saw him on uh Diners, Drive Ins and dives. Yeah,
so they go into the restaurant Sammy Hagar and then
h you know, he takes like a bite of the
Burger and he's like, I have to go, I have
sound check, and like Leaves, you would think he said
the whole episode that was it. It was like the
real quick he is so arrogant. It was like you
could say, you are I did, yeah, I did.

Speaker 10 (18:32):
You know.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
It's it's you think that you are the red Rocker,
and the red Rocker is like you know, a red
rocket ship to space.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, and you're the only one on it.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
It is what it is.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Uh So anyway, it's there is one Jeff show here
on one oh five nine in the Mountain, and uh
I I'd like to postulate maybe you're doing this wrong
if this seems to always cause an issue. How often
and how well can you videotape a man in the bathroom?

(19:06):
Is that something you find yourself?

Speaker 10 (19:08):
You know?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, you know generally I just kind of get in
and out. I don't well, I don't think to myself
when I'm in there, press record.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Well, here's the thing, curiosity does. It does never take
like you know, I'm just throwing it out there. You're
never just like I wonder if you know he's a
Pete Davidson.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Generally no, generally, no, I'm not in many public restrooms
a lot, so I generally know when I'm in there,
I just go about my business.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Okay, well at a two four, one oh five nine.
No phones again, but you can shoot us a text.
I'd love to know if you're a peaker. Yeah, because
don't say that you're in everyone's a peak.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
No they're not, Yes they are. Listen, don't try to
protress they are. Don't put out what you do on
everybody else.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Everybody peaks, and I wish we had to, because I
promise you no man, every man, every man would call
and say that he's a peaker. No, I guarantee you
Todd's a peaker. I guarantee you Johnny's a peaker. I
guarantee you Grandmam is definitely a peaker.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
All right. I Well, women just go about their business
in the in the bathroom and that's it, you know,
and they don't care. They'll get naked in their women Yeah, yeah,
I assume it happened to the women's restroom they go in.
If they naked, I get naked. That's just what I
think happened. I haven't been.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah, No, you know what, and that brings us to
this very you know troubling story about Pastor Aloysius. He
is not good at taking voyeuristic photographs with a flip phone.
And I don't know what his major malfunk. I don't
know why he can't get an iPhone. I don't know

(21:02):
why he doesn't even do the dust pans sweep underneath
like I he's.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Just bad at Yeah. Well, this story takes us to
Norfolk and a lovely area and yeah, so your head
over there. And then you have a pastor who has
I don't want to say he's mastered it because he
hasn't well clearly, but he's putting in a lot of
practice on recording men in bathrooms and other places.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
If I were in Norfolk today, I would try everything
in my power to get this guy on the show,
like this guy me on the show, because I just
would like to ask him, what is it that you
want to see? Because he does it in men's rooms. Yeah,
he doesn't do it.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
What do you think he wants to see?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Well, that's the thing. It's like, what's going on, pastor,
you're sticking in the men's room.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
I mean he's got it. He's got a list. And
when you hear this, I mean it is a list,
a list of places he's done this at Wow's.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah, just listen to that.

Speaker 13 (22:00):
Aloisius Marcus Albritton was arrested in July accused of illegally
recording at least one man in a bathroom in Virginia Beach.
The wt Care Investigative Team has uncovered details about his
previous arrest record in Norfolk, Virginia Beach, and Maryland. In May,
a man told police Alberton peered over a bathroom stall
at the Crunch Fitness on Chimney Hill Parkway. I was
taking video of him and then took off into the

(22:21):
parking lot.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
First off, you go to the Crunch Fitness. That's not
a bad move because a lot of people shower, you
get a quick being bang.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
You know, it's the path of least resistance when you're
trying to do a recording situation. His problem is he's
doing a lot of the peak over. Yeah, they're gonna
get you.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Well, here's the problem. What he did at Crunch was
he went up to the guy and just zoomed in
on it. And then the guy was like, Yo, what
are you doing man? And he just is holding it there.
And then when the guy reaches for him, he goes
and he runs out. Well the you know, look, hey,
the motto of Crunch Fitness it's no judgments, agies. Okay,
so it's not judge him, that's it. It's welcoming and inclusive.

(23:03):
That's what they say.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Okay, Well, if they're welcoming and inclusive.

Speaker 13 (23:06):
An officer recognized this church leader from a previous investigation
and arrested him. Court records show that in twenty sixteen,
he got arrested for recording someone against their will in Norfolk,
but those charges got no prost, meaning prosecutors decided not
to move forward with the charges but could bring them
back at a later time. In March of twenty seventeen,
WTKR reported how he got arrested after being accused of

(23:29):
following a police officer inside of a wah wah bathroom
and filming him.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
My God.

Speaker 13 (23:33):
Those charges also got nol prost in June of twenty.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Wait he's getting away with the Wait wait a minute,
he is recording cops, he's recording other men. He's recording
people in different bathrooms at different places throughout the state
and marry An arrest or has been made, including peeping

(23:57):
on a cop.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
He's getting away with. Got a video of the police
and what they let him go because he's a pastor,
so they let him go.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
He'll hear that or maybe guess what everyone that he
has videotaped is. You know, they want people to know
what they're working with. Maybe you know, but h and
by the way, he still keeps going.

Speaker 13 (24:17):
Seventeen, he got arrested for sexually assaulting and illegally filming
a disabled man at Virginia Beach Rec Center.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
So he goes to the.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Disabled He goes to a disabled man, does the same thing.
You're like, gosh, when is this going to end? You're
supposed to be a man of the clause.

Speaker 13 (24:33):
Completed guilty to three counts of sexual battery and is
now banned from all rec centers.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Get banned from a center? The best guy.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
He sounds like the epitome of don't let in the
rec center.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Wow, I have another thirty seconds? God, I mean, but
the rec center. It's it's over for you.

Speaker 9 (24:54):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
If you can't even be in a rec center, I'm sorry.
Nobody gets banned from a rec center. Come on, I
gotta be honest with you. I yeah, you know what
you're right. If you get banned from a rec center,
that's pretty bad, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
You're you're you're yeah, it's uh, it's as rough as
it goes. I mean, what do you do there? You're
just playing a little volleyball and you're going about your business, Mike.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
It's old people, and they're like, you know, sir, you
can't come in here. You're a danger to remembers, right right, right, Okay.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
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Speaker 1 (25:36):
It's going on.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
It's Risil and Jeff and I have told you about
the discipline that I have seen in my son. I
call him the ban Bean. Ever since he attended a
summer camp for a few weeks at Ashville Sun Sue. Now, uh,
they are not only just a summer camp, but they

(25:58):
have martial arts throughout the year. They have you know,
a once a month parents' night out. You drop them off,
they get pizza, they hang out, they get all their
energy out. It's a beautiful thing. You pick them up,
they're tired. But also, Jeff, they have the best of
the best after school program. I believe it's sixteen years running.

(26:19):
And Grandmaster Marris told me the last time I took
him that they were close to eighty some percent film.
And that's because it is a after school program where
you have people who were, oh, I don't know. There's
a physicist that work there, an engineer that worked there.
There's all these people who are there to tutor the
kids and then teach them taekwondo, get the energy out,

(26:41):
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And when you call, please tell them that Rizzo and
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(27:03):
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It is one of five nine to Mount Nashville's Clazagroddizzo
and Jeff Show.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
And yesterday, if you.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Were listening around seven thirty eight o'clock, you might have
heard our explanation of what this is. Now if you didn't,
that's a man, Jeff, who I guess is trying to
get the attention of the police.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah, his local police. I guess he had some beef
with the police there. And that is in a neighborhood.
And he a couple of three, four, five, if not
more times a day, blows a train horn that is
perched the top of his roof and.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
It can go for three miles and it's run on air.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
But the only problem with it, and you would say,
all right, just call the cops and that'll handle it.
That's not the case. The cops have to physically be
there to hear the horn to be able to do it,
you know, to arrest them. So you could just call
the cops. By the time the cops get there, he
could turn it off and it's nothing. They have to
physically be there when that thing goes off for you know, them,

(28:46):
to be able to arrest them. And I guess as
the story went viral, they came up with a little plan, right.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
So, in essence, yesterday he apologized to his neighbors. This
is the the quick version of the story yesterday, which
was crazy.

Speaker 14 (29:05):
He does this periodically several times during the day. It
only shuts off when the air runs out because it's
blasted by air. Then he turns it back on. It
has at ranged three and a half miles. It is
an actual train hard.

Speaker 10 (29:17):
I want justice to be served.

Speaker 15 (29:19):
I do sincerely apologize, honestly to God.

Speaker 10 (29:22):
I'm so sorry to discomfort you guys in your own homes.
I don't know what else to do.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
I mean, I hear what he's saying, he needs.

Speaker 9 (29:28):
Help, but what kind of help does he Three cop
cars showed up there or here for about a half hour,
and they all turned around and popped in their cars
and drove away.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Oh did they Oh they did well, they turned around,
they drove away, and then maybe they made a loop
around the block.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
You know, why don't you just park your car if
you're a cop that'll wait for him to do it
and just bust them.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Well, because he won't blow horn.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Well, if he doesn't know that they're there, If he
doesn't know, if they go under cover, then they can
get them, right, so they sent out vice.

Speaker 16 (30:09):
Gary boyanzi In taken into custody Wednesday night after months
of countless complaints from his neighbors for this deafening train
horns that were placed high on a tree in his backyard.
And if it wasn't the horn, it was his house
alarm also intentionally set off bron as he says, they responded.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
To his home up and this guy sucks on so
many levels.

Speaker 16 (30:30):
Bro Gary boyanzi In taken into custody Wednesday night.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
So he was taken into custody Wednesday night. He was booked,
he's being he's awaiting a preliminary hearing. And his name
is Gary Boyanzi. And so the police hit around the
corner right waited to hear the chow choo horn. Then
they ran up and they got Gary and they said gar.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Bear locked them up. We heard it, and now all
the charges. So you want us guess what you got us?

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Gare air drink. I got a salt alone air bear.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Right, So you had is that all you had?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
I just was like, you got us all loan gearbar.
I didn't know if you wanted add anything to that.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
NA, No, there was nothing sexy.

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We got a sol and then all you hear is
he run out. Everybody head to the floor. I got
a big seat before you ready, ready, It's time for
the electric So no, no, hit them with the chicken dance.

(32:09):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
I love the chicken dance.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Look at you, Grandma Sally, get down the chicken dance.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Oh my god, gotta love Grandma Sally's DJ.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Ridster the rister, so on. So the chicken dance instead
of the rooster, you're the I'm the rister. Right hand clap, clap, claps.
So do you pack?

Speaker 11 (32:39):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (32:40):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Flat flap flap, flat arm arm No no no, peck
peck peck. No, it's a no, no no no, okay, okay.
So it starts with the hands, such as the hand
like a beak. Then you're clocking. Then you clock, okay,
and then you're shimmy. Then you shimmy, and then you
then you clap. Okay, all right, Well you know I

(33:03):
love a good chicken. Dan you had you brought that up?

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Uh huh.

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The JNN no longer Ashville's newest but still pleast reliable
news outlet.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Guys, can't we just tell him to go to eight
to eight news dot com?

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Keep trying. Anyways, the j NN. He's on one oh
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Now.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I wonder if Bernie will be watching today, Bernie Sanders,
as the long waited meeting is going to be happening
between President Donald Trump and President Vladimir Putin. It's gonna
be happening today in Alaska this afternoon. And look, Trump
called the Summited Anchorage at the Joint to Air Force

(34:16):
Base there a feel out meeting, and he said, look,
I'm gonna I'm gonna know within the first couple of
minutes where this is going to be headed and where
it's gonna be going. So he says that Putin will
face very severe consequences if he does not agree to
end the conflict. So this is gonna be a big
watch this afternoon for a lot of people. Everybody's going

(34:41):
to be talking about it.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
So I get that it's a big watch. But here's
the thing. Putin does not like to be brought somewhere
and bullied, so he'll just double down. And what he
will do, And this is what I'm afraid. Putin has
been known to take off his shirt and ride over
a horse.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, he should come in on the horse. I agree.

Speaker 10 (35:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Now does that mean that we get the don No,
he's not taking it? Well, what if he says, the
only way I do this is you have to take
a shirt and ride the horse with me.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, and and and you're in luck Lensky, because I
gotta tell you Trump is not taking that shirt off
at all. No, no, no, everybody, what are we.

Speaker 10 (35:27):
Still doing this? The JNN is on your radio now.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
So the North Carolina Attorney General Jeff Jackson and along
with a lot of other people, are calling on Instagram
to make a media changes to its new location sharing feature.
Uh so what it does? The new feature allows users
to share their precise real time locations on a map.
Isn't that kind of like what snapchat does? Because you

(35:55):
use some of those, then you have you know, uh.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
If you want somebody to you can have your default
set up on your iPhone things of that nature. So,
I mean there's ways, there's the barap It's well.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
I think that a lot of like parents are afraid
when it comes to their teens because when this feature
is turned on, all posts, stories, and reels that are
posted to the app will tag the user's location for
the next twenty four hours. So for twenty four hours,
say your kid is on Instagram or even you're on Instagram,
people will be able to know where you're at exactly precisely,

(36:33):
no matter what you're doing. So they're urging you to
take actions like fully disable the location sharing feature for
minors and just you know, just kind of get on
out of it ahead of time. So if you're not
paying attention to it, you don't realize, and that happens
to a lot of us. I was just looking at it,
going I have it on.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
I've always been a proponent of microchipping the kids like
and this is why, because they can never get lost.
You know where they're at. You can't undo the chip.
There's a chip in everyone's body in a different spot,
and all you know is that you are chipped. So

(37:12):
God forbid you get lost, you get left somewhere, they
like sort off if they leave it. Like there's this
kid who was left at the Grand Canyon. We talked
about that a couple of months ago. There's a kid
missing in Cherokee. Yeah, missing in Cherokee, and it's like,
oh heavens. And it's like if he had a chip,
they could look up and say where is my son

(37:32):
dot com? And then you could put in this chip
number and find him. So it's location. I mean, that's
the way we need to go with this kind of
technology that, Jeff, is the way of the future. Don't
tell me chip humans, shipping humans.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
You know, you've come up with a lot of dumb things,
and you know, and you know it might not be
that bit of an idea that's a good And then
and then you know, if you're a criminal, you can't hide.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Well, if you're on you have been convicted of certain crimes,
your chip must come with an electric buzz, a cyanide capsule,
the naked pops and then like so it.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Like ties to your social security numbers, so like like
only your family can find you and things of that nature.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
But if you like commit a murder, the cyanide will
break and you're dead.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Okay, Well, wouldn't you want to like bring them to
justice so that the family can Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Family, I was justice. Yeah, I don't think I don't
think so. I was watching a lot of Netflix and
they were just like, I wish you could feel the
pain to just make them put cyanide in their chips.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Well, they should have did it to this next guy
with this story.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
I gotta tell you, we've asked them to stop, but
they just keep making it worse.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
Jeff News that worked or as you might notice the JNN,
he's on your radio on the mountain.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Hi, Brian Cooleberger? Who is who is? Uh? You know
the convicted killer who you know took the law of
all all those four students and got four life sentences
the University of Idaho's students.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
That was such a big story, remember that.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yeah, he's uh, he's extremely annoyed in jail. He's extremely
annoyed in jail, by the way, and he's losing sleep
at the maximum security prison he now calls home. And
that's all thanks to fellow inmates who constantly yell through
vents into his cell in a relentless taunting campaign. So

(39:31):
what uh these you know, other inmates are doing to
Brian Coburger and remind you he's extremely annoyed, is that
they are taking turns throughout the day, So all day long,
so say hey, you know, you know, Rizzo, I'm gonna
I'm gonna sleep this afternoon, you get the night shift, whatever,
back and forth. That's how they're doing it. And they're

(39:53):
taking turns all throughout the day, shouting into the vent
that leads into his cell.

Speaker 10 (39:59):
Now.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
I know we talked a little bit about this yesterday,
but I guess it's developed more into like they have
really gone in on this guy and they're really just
they they don't.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
You know, because he's in solitary right of course. And
so what they do, literally is all the inmates will
take turns, so you get the night shift, I'll take
the afternoon shift, I'll take the morning shift. And do
you think that the guards give a crap? Let's be honest, No,
I don't think they do. But I think you're going
about the torture the whole wrong way. See scream it

(40:33):
like if you're like, like, listen, there are people who
don't like my voice. I see it.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
People who don't like my voice, people who do people
who don't like your voice, people who.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Do that, that's what he loves my voice. That's wrong.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Well, it's like butter all right, some people don't like
my voice. I'm okay with it. But that's not how
you torture somebody. Oh tell us more. Well, this from experience,
From experience, this is what you do. See, you find
yourself some contraband you have it snuck in and and
you go to the guy and you if you want
to go to the events, all you do is turn

(41:03):
it up and you go.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Oh, that's how you do it. Jeff, Yeah, the chicken dance.
My goodness, I can't believe no one thought of it.
Is there nothing worse than that piece of crap? I gotta.

Speaker 9 (41:43):
Well.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
You can now text Rizzo and Jeff from your mobile
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Speaker 1 (41:52):
I have nine.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
We do not have phones again for the fifth day,
but we have a text machine, and I want you
to text what you would do with the money if
you won the lottery. Let's say you won the lottery
and you could splurge. You could get yourself a car.
You could get yourself, you know, two thousand dollars a

(42:15):
pound Brigudo Ham Like, uh, doctor Crane, Yeah you went.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
You went to cold cuts, okay cuts.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Look, you know that's where I would go, doctor Crane Ham.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Uh. You know it's such a simple and easy question.
But behind that a question that you're asking is a
man who made a interesting decision.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
And I don't want you to reveal what that decision
is at this moment.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
With it with his money now, mind you, and I
know you don't. Now you think nigal, you think lottery,
I think tomorrow or tonight, whatever it's going to be
the power balls, like you know, six hundred million or whatever. Know,
he won newfound cash in North Carolina. That's a hundred G.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
S got a hundred G.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Right, So I'll you hit you with a couple of taxes, Joe,
So my boy, Joe Joe Greer, JOJ joj JOJ gets
a couple of hundred K or one hundred K and
probably eighty out of.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Eighty seventy five whatever year.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
So what do you do? Somebody hands you seventy five
thousand dollars cash money where you're headed. I'll tell you this.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
It starts off with I'm tired of eating the That's
all I'm gonna say. Okay, I'm tired of eating the
So eight to eight, two, four oh one oh five, nine.
You're going to have to text us. However, if you
would like us to call you, or you think you
have a heck of a guest or a guest excuse me,

(43:42):
then you tell us what it is, because what would
you do you win the lottery? Anything in the world
is yours.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
What do you think this guy got? North Carolina guy?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
I have nine We do not have phones again for
the fifth day, but we have a text machine, and
I want you to text what you would do with
the money if you won the lottery. Let's say you
won the lottery and you could splurge. You could get
yourself a car. You could get yourself, you know, two

(44:18):
thousand dollars a pound. Brigudo Ham like, uh, doctor Crane, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
You went you went to cold cuts? Okay cuts?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Well, look, you know that's where I would go, doctor Crane.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Ham.

Speaker 9 (44:31):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
You know it's such a simple and easy question, But
behind that a question that you're asking is a man
who made a interesting decision, and I don't want you.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
To reveal what that decision is at this moment.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
With it with his money, now, mind you, and I
know you don't. Now you think chronicle, you think lottery,
I think tomorrow or tonight, whatever, it's going to be
the power balls, like you know, let's be what.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Is the first thing you would ask for? There's a
reason we're talking about this. This is not some stupid
Joey question, right, all right, this isn't some simpleton question.
There is a reason behind it, and I'm going to
tell you what it is. Okay. There is a man
in North Carolina, The Charlotte Observer reports, Oh boy, that's report. Well,

(45:20):
I got to tell you halfway from here to Charlotte's
Hickory and he's writ in Hickory. Okay, he got one
hundred gees. His name's Joey Greer. Shout out Joey Greer
if you can hear us. He was a blue collar
site with a pretty achievable and unique dream and involves
buying better meats. Yes, that's right. Greer spent the last

(45:46):
forty years working as an appliance repairman, and he says
winning one hundred thousand dollars means he can now afford.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Quote.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
I am tired of eating thin baloney. I will no
longer eat thin baloney. I will only eat the thick
baloney now. And if I come near thin baloney, I
will throw it away. I intend to put aside some

(46:20):
money for my retirement, but the majority will go to
thick baloney.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Well, you have to understand, thick blooney is more satisfying.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
It is more satisfying you the pimentos, though you can't
put the pimentos in the baloney.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
No, no, no, uh, thick blowony it's better for frying.
You know What's you put it on a samie, a
little thin, but if you get thick baloney, it's it
really holds up better in various cooking methods, depending on
what you want to do with it. The world is yours.
With thick thick baloney, is the world your oyster. It

(46:57):
really becomes your pearl. You get a stantil bite, you
get you know, a more pronounced flavor when you fried
or grill it. I mean, there is nothing better than
a nice thick piece of baloonee.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Well see, and that's I'm not gonna lie like I'm
trying to look at the difference in bolooney. Is Oscar
Meyer thin or thick Bologna thin?

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Yeah, you gotta give you so is this a barrass balloon? No, no, no,
you gotta you gotta go to the butcher. You gotta
tell him, I want it. I want it thick, so
thick my balooney. Please. But see, that's what he says.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
He says he is only going to eat thick balooney
from here on out, see only, and he means thick, thick,
and he will not take.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
No nothing like a thick bologny, trust me. And but
you gotta remember, like back in the day, the fried
baloney sandwiches were a big deal, uh, and you had
to have your baloney thick. Okay when you had the
fried baloney sandwiches. And I'm sure people can remember, or
they could probably text in eight two A two four
or one oh five nine you remember your thick boloney sandwiches.

Speaker 10 (48:07):
Right.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Let me tell you something about thick baloney. Okay. Seltzer's
thick Baloney twelve ounce, four pack sixty dollars on Amazon.
So you're telling me that.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
I'm not going to Amazon for thick bologna. Well, that's
where they have some of the best.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
They say Seltzer's thick baloney, and they're I mean it
is mega thick. They say mortidella and pistachio ten pounds
boloney with pimento alos ready to slice in mortadella for
one thirty four seventy five.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
See, I see what you're saying. So you're thinking you
rolling the ingles and then they have it hanging up
there and there's a thin and a thick. No, I'm
talking thicker that you I want you need. I'm talking
extra thick. That's where he's talking. I want extra thick blow. Yeah,
we're not talking about this kind of No, this is
that we're talking about. No, okay, I'm going to the butcher,

(49:05):
and you know I'm saying to the butcher, pound me
with thick baloney. I want to I want a big,
thick bolooney Like oh.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Wait a minute, I think I found a baloney grilled
sandwich and the cooking methods here, and I just want
to tell you if I want you to tell me
at least if you consider these to be thick balooney.
Now hold on here, all right, Two ways if you
smoke it, maintain a tempture a two twenty five two
fifty and cook for an hour and a half.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
It's grilling.

Speaker 17 (49:35):
Just cook your will you like?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
I mean you're talking burger.

Speaker 10 (49:41):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
The Recpian directions is in the description box below the video.
Wow wow, I mean so you that's not a ballooney
in cheese.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
We're not playing games. Neither is this guy. Neither's Joe.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
That's too much ballooney.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
No, that's not Look at that bolooney.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
That's like, that's like, that's like a an inch of bologney.
That's an inch steep. Listen, you want to go an
inch deep on your boloney?

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Listen, listen, listen. Only in North Carolina, do you win
the lottery and the one thing that you think about
on your day to day base and your day to
day in Hickory, North Carolina, My buddy Greer, if you
win the lottery, the only thing you think about in
your mind, not putting it away, no, getting a little
interest on it. No, I can go thick on my boloney.

(50:27):
And that's right. Joey grib I ever wanted Joey g
get it thick. You get it thick.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Text a message to Rizzo and Jeff now to a
two eight two four. Ohine, what a nice transition.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
We're talking about Thick Baloney and uh, you know I
I it reminds me of my good friends.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
At Thick Boloney. Reminds you of Von Valvoom a fifty
seven Broadway down.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
To seven Broadway right there downtown, reminds me of Metrix.
It reminds me of the crew. It reminds you of
everyone there because they're high class, they're posh, and they
are a cut above the rest, just like Thick Boloney. Jeff,
and their products are just a cut above the rest,
just like Thick Balona. Jeff.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Look, talk about winning the lottery. Okay, you want to
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Speaker 1 (54:00):
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Speaker 2 (54:01):
Do you want to talk about why the Germans are
adventurous people? Or why a man had a Michael Myers
size knife stuffed in his esophagus for eight years. Yeah,
let's talk about the Germans. Yeah, let's talk about the Germans.
So the Germans are people who are not afraid to
get naked. And that's the one thing I like about

(54:22):
the Germans. Angela Merkel was there last night. Yeah, situation.
Angelo was there, juicy ones. Uh, there was a nudess
night at a German history museum and it was a
complete and total sellout. Tickets for special nude viewings for

(54:47):
an art show about swimming in culture in Stutgart have
all gone weeks before it was to open at the
Baden Wittenberg House of History, whatever that is. So the
dress code for the evening tours is bald in its simplicity.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Literally, guests are asked to uh turn up with a
tiny little towel to sit on, so that you can
put your rump on a tiny towel other than that uh,
this is the time that exhibition may be viewed with
no clothes on. So as they say, fresh shim on Germanism,
free swimming together the history of bathing, which deals with

(55:33):
fluctuating notions of public morality and bathing indecency. So they
all bathed one another.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Okay, this like the real sex on HBO time.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
No, no, it's fresh swim in Germanism.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Right here, look look and where's right now?

Speaker 9 (55:52):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
And where does Merkel? Why is she involved in this? Well,
Angela Merkel was on the board of this museum.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
So the opportunity to walk around a public institution in
the nude has proved so alluring that the tickets for
the Nature's viewings already sold out, had more than I
guess a fortnight is two weeks. I don't know why
they're writing like this before the first two dates. Now,
public nudity is generally much less taboo in Germany than

(56:23):
it is in the United States, and the tradition of
naked bathing stretches back to the Middle Ages. So Angela
Merkel got behind the popular nudist movement that began to
emerge in the early twenty twenties. Best known as I'm

(56:43):
going to kill this word freecore per culter or FKK,
which means that there's no shame in body or sexual prision.
It's the simple fact that nudity and you know, taking
off your encourages a healthier relationship with your body. Going on,

(57:03):
counselor Merkle says, well, dependable statistics are hard to come by.
This movement counted me in and made me feel welcome
by the hundreds of thousands of members on both sides
of the Iron curtain. Doing it in the heydays of
the sixties and the seventies. Well, first off, first of all,
she's the only woman that has held to be the

(57:24):
Chancellor of Germany. She's the only woman that has ever
held that title. Okay, yes, correct, she's in her seventies
at this point, she is, and so she's she you know,
ran Germany pretty much into the ground. But so she
so she ran Germany, and then she decides when it's
all said and done, I mean, what did she like
three or four years out and after she stepped down,

(57:44):
So now what she just decides, I'm gonna just let
it all hang out. I'm gonna and by the way,
she is on the beach. She is with her husband. Now,
I gotta tell you, her husband's a little thin, thinner
than I would have thought. Really, yeah, mister Merkle, probably
good health insurance. Yeah, good health insurance.

Speaker 10 (58:04):
You know.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Now listen she Ever since she joined, they've grown thirty
thousand members, and surveys suggests that Angela Merkel has swayed
over a quarter of Germans minds about fashionable nudity. Angla
Merkel hangs out at many beaches, open air water parks

(58:27):
and has decided that the FKK movement, which is some
German word I can pronounce, is a nice discrete removal
from the rest of the public. There should be a
lot of things which is textile free or cloth free.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Get naked.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Germany, a relatively recently founded Nature's Association is proudly was
proud to announce that Anglo Merkel joined.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Oh, I mean, look, I.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Haven't thought about Anglo Merkle in the buff, but now
that I'm thinking about it, I mean, I haven't seen
her since she was the chancellor. But I mean, you know,
I mean I think Rosie's over there. There's she's an eye.
I mean, it's not far right, that's a couple of
hundred miles.

Speaker 10 (59:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Right, so you got Angla, you got Trump loved her, you.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Got Angla, you got I don't know, I mean, you know,
just Rosie Ellen's over there.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Yeah, she's doing that's. I gotta tell you what that's.
Maybe we just maybe we take a trip and uh
we cross our fingers. Okay, like we're in the world
is Carmen san Diego and you and I hopefully we
get a clear view of a nude Angla Merkle of
her Schnitzel Schnitzel.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
It is one of five nine of Mount Nashville's classic
ronic the Rizzo and a Jeb Show. And talk about
an unlucky couple. All right, there is a couple. First,
this woman twisted her husband's boys so tight that they

(01:00:05):
ended up in court. And uh, well he was granted
a no contest divorce. You had to pay him out
and everything. But before that could happen, mister and missus
Crane went back home. Mister and missus Crane, We're about

(01:00:27):
to divvy up their assets because you don't want to
twisty especially downstairs.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Here's deal. When you have a lady, a wife that
immediately goes for the twisty situation. Yeah, you really got
a bobbit on your hands?

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
You you do have a bobbit? Is there any You're right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
It starts with the twist, ends with the bobbit, all right,
and then she's tossing it out the window, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
And then you can't find it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Well, they found it, they found it? Did they find it?

Speaker 10 (01:00:57):
They did?

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Put it back on? They didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Then he made some some adult movies out of it. Really,
I gotta get on that. I haven't seen them a
uh so, well, thank you? So did you sell them
at your store? Did you really? Were they hit? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Curiosity killed the cat? And yeah, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
So, uh you know, right as this couple, this woman
takes her ex'es boys, she gives them a spinny do
to the point where they almost snap. That's how bad
they are, right, just pop right, they say, you guys,
you know you get the house, you know, blah blah blah,

(01:01:37):
divvy it up. She was wrong, she shouldn't have done that.

Speaker 10 (01:01:41):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Their name is Anne in Bill Crane.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
C R A N E.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
And the Cranes lived or live in uh, Florida. And
the Cranes were about to pack up their possessions and
move away from one another. When a literal crane fell
into their home, your marriage is just it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
It's not. It's just not. It's not.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
When you're in a twist state and then you're getting
a crane and then you're not.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Then you're the Cranes whose house is destroyed by a crane.
It's not good stuff. It's not good. This is not good.

Speaker 17 (01:02:27):
Yeah, the homeowner is in a sad irony in this case.
Their names are Jim and Amanda Crane. And you can
see the damage that a crane did to their home
here where they say they've been living for forty years.
The whole thing tipped over on its side, eight enormous
tires just facing straight at us right now, with the
rest of the crane just lying a flat across the

(01:02:49):
top of the home. You can see we've got a
tilted light pole that is a street light that is
leaning up against it and then down on the ground.
And home want to say this is key. We see
all this water and all this sand, and they say
that is part of what was the cause of what
happened here earlier. Now we've got the sky FOWKX drown
out drone out here.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Now before we go any further.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Now, the crane that fell onto the crane's property and
through the crane's house and then down through the crane
shed and in the crane's pool was a crane that
was supposed to be building a high rise condo. But
they put the crane on sand. Okay, is that you
shouldn't do?

Speaker 10 (01:03:30):
Not do that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
I'm not a crane operator. I don't know much. I'm
not I'm not smart when it comes to I'll give
you the physics of it operating a crane. Imagine if
you were.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Sixty feet tall in five thousand pounds, how well you
do on the sand?

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
All right, Okay, I understand, but I would think that
like it would be, it would like bury itself in
the sand a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Right, Well, what except for the fact that eventually on
the sand you're gonna hit water. And once you hit
water and then yeah you go yeah oh boy. So
then the cranes are just a flutter all right now,
mister crane is like auchie Auchi. My boys are still enrapped,
and the woman's like good out.

Speaker 17 (01:04:13):
And then we're gonna take an overhead look at the damage.
You can see how the top of the crane is
just lying entirely across the home. Now, the Crane family
says they've lived here for fort Why is.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
He laughing, he's laughing at the cranes. Yeah, he's laughing
at the misfortune of the cranels. Like you can't help
but laugh at the situation. Crane, the crane on the
Crane's house. I mean, come on, you're only.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Going to get one court the other day. Listen, you're
only gonna get one of these stories in your news career, Okay,
Crane crane happen often.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 10 (01:04:47):
For forty years.

Speaker 17 (01:04:48):
They say they've remodeled the house several times, but they
joked that they said they weren't planning on it stalling
a skylight.

Speaker 10 (01:04:55):
Well, thank goodness.

Speaker 17 (01:04:56):
They say no one was injured and all this. Jim
says he thinks the crane crushed to a water made
and he saw water and sand it gushing out of
the street as I showed you here before the crane
tipped over. He says he ran inside the house to
get his two dogs right after it happened. His wife
was out at the vet with their third dog. Jim
and described what it was like seeing it all go
down before his eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
He had that Polly, I want you to hear Jim,
and I want you to think about this man's pain.
He's been through enough, Jim Crane. Jim Crane has has
been through enough. He has been tested, he has been
you know, twisted, my bunny, Jim Crane, Jim has been.
Jim has been just he's been rowin and financially.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
And Jimmy Crane just goes in. He rescues the other
two dogs. This guy is a hero. He is a hero,
American hero. And you know what, we don't find enough
Jim Cranes in the light. So for you, Jim Crane,
we love you.

Speaker 19 (01:05:52):
Hanging on the crane, he's saying it was fifty foot
in the hair at least, and he was trying to
swing it over there to where it was supposed to
go in order to do what to put the new pole. Yeah,
and he was almost there, and then all of a sudden,
water started cushing up out of the ground right there

(01:06:14):
because the crane broke the water bane. Well, when he
did that, they washed all the sand out from underneath
the out rigger on the crane and it toppled over
and went right through my house.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Wow, Crane, I'm sorry. I feel like you're gonna be
eaten by shark brother Rain. I don't feel like God
wants you here anymore. Jesus doesn't want you to hear
Crane Babe. Listen, Craney, baby, kneed you out of there,
all right. You're married to the black widow.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
You are, okay, he is the angel of dead. You
gotta say, you gotta get the hell out of there.
Isn't a convenient crane. She wasn't home at the time
of the crane crash. This is the time of thats right.
They get through Jimmy.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Crane takes a message to his and Jeff now to
a two eight two four, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Right, Brizi and Jeff.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Yeah all right. Steve Perry, Wow, you're I told you're
a wedding disc jockey. Yeah, you really are. I am.
It's Friday for you, yash alone. Anyway, I'm here for you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
And we're talking a little bit of bad gas. No,
not the kind that smells like eggs, but bad gas
that uh maybe some gas stations water their gas down.
Now we're not saying anyone around here does it, but Uh.
It was found that, and this has gone viral, that
a gas station literally had a quarter of their tank

(01:07:45):
filled with gas and three quarters of it filled with water.
So this old woman became trapped in her car in
the middle of a road.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Yeah, well look that immediately, will you know, destroy your car,
seize your engine, things of that nature, which is just
absolutely awful. You don't want anything like that to happen.
But I, you know, I you know, I think about it,
and I go, well, there's gotta be gas stations, and
not that it's right, but maybe water a down a
little bit. You're telling me that every gas station rizzo

(01:08:16):
in the area is an honest andy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
No, I'm not saying that. But what I am saying
is maybe that's the octane. Maybe they put a little oil,
Maybe they put you know, for every gallon of gas,
maybe they add eight ounces of water. I'm not saying
you're adding two thirds of a gallon and one third
of a gallon of gas. That's too much. Okay, it's

(01:08:41):
gonna seize your engine. I mean, listen to what happened
to this lady tonight.

Speaker 20 (01:08:45):
We are investigating reports of bad gas being sold in
the Piedmont Triad. A Thomasville woman says her trip to
a gas station on Randolph Street led to an expensive
car repair.

Speaker 13 (01:08:57):
Francine Bert file a complaint. The business received a notice
of violation from the State Department of Agriculture.

Speaker 20 (01:09:03):
And unfortunately, she is not the only.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Driver to deal with this.

Speaker 7 (01:09:07):
Fox ATE's Justin Lundy joining us in the studio.

Speaker 13 (01:09:10):
After speaking with Bird and a spokesperson for the State
Department of Agriculture.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Now, before we go any further, Frannie Bird, it's ninety one.
Why you're ripping off Franny Bird.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
It's not right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Franny Bird just want get some messlines, messed up guys.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
And Frannie Bird is getting the old bird. It's not right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
She rolls up to the BP. She rolls up to
the BP, thrusted. Franny Bird's getting Franny Bird gas. And
Franny Bird is stuck on a highway. She's so scared
to get out. She's hobbled in there for four hours.
They block off traffic, They get her out. She's so
hot she has to fall on the ground. She goes
to the hospital. She's too old for this.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
My friend. Franny Bird rolls up to a you know,
a Texaco, maybe a Phillip sixty six. Oh, she's good.
She's sucking to get herself a little gas there, and
this is what you do or this is just rotten.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
See that's that's that's kind of the message I was
trying to get across. I mean, yeah, what aering your
gas down is one thing. But you got Franny Bird, right,
and Francis Bird, you know, and she was born in
the beautiful year of let's see nineteen hundred and twenty nine.

Speaker 11 (01:10:30):
Oh she was.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
She was getting her gas at standard oil.

Speaker 10 (01:10:32):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
She was getting her gas when there was model TS
all right, right, all right, And I gotta tell you
she used to drive a twelve cylinder. And Francis Bird
knows how to drive. And they say that they want
to take the senior's license away. They hold up traffic,
they do this, they do that.

Speaker 10 (01:10:50):
Well, you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
They get suckered into everything. They get scammed and scammed
and scammed. And all I want is justice for Franny
That's all I want. Can I get a justice for
Franny Bird? Text eight eight two four oh one oh five?
Can I get a I'm with Franny Bird, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Yes, I'm with Bird. Stop scamming our seniors. I'm with you,
bird with Bird.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
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Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
That's the hate the result. And did Jeff show And
there is a report that there was some bad gas
being sold, so somebody got it put it in a
gallon jug and you could see that gas was at
the bottom and there was water at the top. And
Jeff brought up a good point. I wonder how much
that happens, right, Like I wonder how much somebody gives

(01:12:21):
you the old bad gas.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Yeah, look I think that you trust your local gas station,
but you don't you think about those kind of things.
You wonder, well, I guess, I mean you don't. You
don't think about it on the course of your day
to day. You just you hope that nobody scamming you.
But I wonder how much you know at certain places
if gas is watered down. I really I wonder that, Well,

(01:12:44):
how do you do that?

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Because then your engine, your engine would would know unless
you would aar it down so many I think that's
what the octanees for.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Well, what if it doesn't happen immediately, and over time
you began to have problems and you wouldn't you wouldn't
realize it, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
Well, you would still have water in your eventually. I mean,
I guess, yeah, that's a good question.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Even if they saved a little bit and put a
little water in there and you wouldn't know. I guess
maybe I'm wrong. I had what I'm not a mechanic,
but like, but over time it could cause damage, so
you know, you just don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Yeah, I mean, so this is going viral, this story,
and uh yeah, it's it's kind of baffling to me,
so I'll play it for you, coming up after probably
one of the most beautiful, beautifully written songs that I've
ever heard in and I don't know why we don't
play it more, but I'm happy that we're here.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Well, yeah, I'll tell you what you put in a
special request, little Steve Powry whenever you want, Steve Perry,
and you'll get it, okay, is your request? Of course?

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
Oh Sherry, it's for me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
It's for you. And he guesses as to.

Speaker 9 (01:13:56):
How much this man way one because they won't get
them as free burgers for the Brewers game today as advice.
The game wasn't over yet. I'm not sure if the
subject is still standing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
By eight two eight two four oh one oh five nine,
that would be the number to text. Now my question
to you is this, Uh, how much would somebody have
to weigh to wait outside with the pipe until they
got their free burgers until the end of the game.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Well, some text into uh A twenty five nine mountain
by the way, and Jeff so so so some text
to the text line here, well over three hundred, well
over three hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
Well, yeah, so we're saying so so, then if we're
saying well over three hundred. We're saying close to four.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
We had a two seventy five. Ukay. Somebody also texted
in and said one ninety college bro.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Oh yeah, okay, so he's getting sad he's getting the
freshman fifteen or twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Okay, Well, this is specific. Three hundred and seventeen pounds
three one specific. That's a very specific. Is there a
reason that they chose three one seven? Let me break
this one down to you. Then this and this is
really scientifically thought out for this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
So and by the way, I really appreciate the people
who put the effort, and I understand that some people
cannot text and drive him. We're not telling you too,
but if you know you're pulled over, you know I'd
love to hear it. Go ahead, Jeff, please.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
He's got to be a thousand times bigger than the
quarter pound burger, so at least two fifty. But at
the size you only have a thirty three and a
third chance of fitting in the seat. So leaves odds
at about sixty six point six percent that he had
to stand all game. And if it's hot, then it
doubles because of its size. Double that dude wets two

(01:15:41):
sixty four all day. So that was a little thought
another time.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
I mean that is a scientific explanation for how fat
is all nine one.

Speaker 9 (01:15:51):
One because they won't give him as free burgers for
the Brewers game today as advice. The game wasn't over yet.
I'm not sure if the subject is still standing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
By somebody texts eight five nine with a clean three
seventy five, three hundred and seventy is a guy almost
four hundred pounds going to a game here?

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Well, let me tell you something. It all depends on
his height. Is he six four or is he five eight?

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
I get it? I mean, so, so you got it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
We have to pick a height.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Yeah, I mean I say, uh, five ten, okay, five ten,
three fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
He's a chunk, all right, then I'm gonna go I'm
gonna take the over on that. I'm gonna go five
eleven and a half. But he says he's six foot
to all the ladies, Okay, I am going. So he
balances out well to wait, he doesn't though he doesn't.
He's four thirty seven. He looks like seven. He looks
like Listen, he's Brian Bumgardner. Listen from the office. Yes, yes,

(01:16:49):
that's who he is, So, Jeff, he's Brian Bumgardner.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
Four hundred pound guys don't go to baseball game, Jeff,
They Jeff, they do because what they want to show
that they're active, and they want to show that they're
sexually virile.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
They want to show that they can get it done too.
They want to show that they are a plow horse.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
When when was the last time that you've seen a
four hundred pound plow horse at a baseball game? Okay,
us pbl oh, okay, well that's something in Detroit nobody
knows about.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
But you know, so it's been a few years, but
I saw a plow horse in the game.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
No, that's you know, it's it's not it doesn't happen.
It's the heat, it's the seat, it's the if I
got a pee, I gotta go up the steps and
then down the steps. But then it's calisthenics. So you
say to yourself, I've got the workout done for the weak.
And then when you're and as you have to understand
the mind of the large. I'm over four hundred pounds,
I'm going to the snackstand. Everybody is expecting me to

(01:17:46):
walk out with a buffet, so I get uncomfortable. I
only leave with pretzel bites when I wanted something more.
They don't go. There's so much thought for the big.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
So you're telling me they think about what people will
think about them at the snack.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Bar totally and especially and I'll tell you where at
all you know, and any stadium with a turnstyle, forget it,
they're not going. Okay, So that's just that. Not it
has a turnstyle, you can forget it. If they're four
hundred pounds or more, they're not going.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Okay, I disagree, Okay, all right, Okay, on you know
how it worked, all right, So then based on that,
what's the general consensus I mean of the text coming in?
Are we are we more in the twos, the threes,
the four.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
I'm just gonna do an average, and I'm we're gonna
throw them around three thirty three okay, three hundred and
thirty three pounds. He's down a few from last week, alright,
he's uh, he's about five eleven five eleven, three thirty three,
five eleven. And that's that's the call that comes in
when you can't get your burgers on Burger Night thereon Milwaukee.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
So you call nine to one one your five eight
three thirty three five eleven five eleven three Do you
tell women that you're six foot all day?

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Every day?

Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
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Speaker 5 (01:19:35):
The JNN no longer Ashville's newest but still least reliable
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Speaker 10 (01:19:40):
Guys, can't we just tell them to go to eight
to eight news dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
Alright, fine, the JNN Jeff News Network is ready to inform, enlighten,
and coll keep trying anyways. The JNN is on one
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Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
All right. A man who admitted to throwing a sandwich
at Federal lawn horseman officer deployed in d C actually
worked at the Department of Justice. He has been fired,
says Attorney General Pam Bondi. According to the document, Sean
Dunn allegedly threw a submarine style sandwich at a Custom

(01:20:18):
and Border Patrol officer stationed at a busy intersection there
in DC, which is a, by the way, crime ridden mess.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
It's an awful place. It's horrendous, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Done could be seen yelling at the agent and other
officers that were in the vicinity before he decided to
throw this submarine style sandwich at the officer's chest. He
attempted to run away. He looked like me running away.
He attempted to run away before they tackled him and
he was arrested and then he they you know when.

(01:20:50):
To the documents, he confessed after he was arrested, telling
law enforcement, I did it. I threw a sandwich. Can
I be honest with you?

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
Is that considered an act of violence?

Speaker 17 (01:21:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
I think that that's what they got him on. It's
a felonok. We used to use a term. We haven't
used it here in beautiful Ashville yet, but the zone
Jeff Show used to say meat slap. And when you
get a meat slap, I consider that to be violent.

(01:21:27):
And if you're going to meet slap a cop, you
better be ready and mad enough to deal with the
ramifications of a thin baloney meat slap. This was a
big sandwich with how big are we talking like we're
talking thick twelve Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
Yeah, an extra meat. Yeah yeah, it was a big
boy because when it hit him, when it hit him,
it looked like it knocked him back a bit.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
Really, so this is like baseball bat stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
So this guy, you know, obviously probably had a long
night out there in DC and then got him so
off a submarine style sandwich as they call it, uh
and uh you know, and that was it for him.
So that chased him down, locked him up. I mean,
imagine losing your job Department of Justice. You're working in DC,
not cheap to live there, so obviously was making decent

(01:22:16):
money at a good job, and you're fired because of
a submarine style sandwich toss.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Well, in all fairness, though, Jeff, there are other ways
to try to de escalate then doing a meat slap.
You do not go right for meat slap. You do
not go right for subslap. You do not go right,
for you're masculating this man. You are You toss it
his chest, You tossed it right at his chest. You
could have gone up. You could have given him a swirlly.

(01:22:41):
You could have gone up. You could have given him
a wedgie. You could have gone up. You could have
given him a tickle. You could have gone up. You
could have given him a smack and a face.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
And this guy, this guy ran away like the white
kid that failed gym class. I mean, you know he
ran like that, so so down he goes my friend.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
All right, Well that's sad to say, but yeah, please
always keep your meat to yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Depending Well, what are we still doing this?

Speaker 10 (01:23:10):
The JNN is on your radio now.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
So I think it was yesterday or the other day
that we talked about how Charlie Sheen and we could
barely play it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Yeah, we couldn't play but two seconds of Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
It's going to be having a Netflix documentary which looks spectacular. Okay,
it's gonna be coming out shortly. But now we have
a new one and this is coming and I'm gonna
tell you this is gonna be in theaters. This might
be worth a watch, or it's coming from Khan yay West.
Oh no no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
You know what because they Ye and Sheen were friends.
I love uh Kanye. I used to love him for
his music. He's gone off the deep end. I can't watch.
I can.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
The documentary is called in Whose Name? It was shot
over the last six years and it covered like a
big events, including his divorce from Kim. Of course, the
anti Semitica rants, his public behavior. He's seen it that
they say, He's seen in a number of settings talking
about his mental health, refusal to take his meds, you know,

(01:24:21):
the emotional moment with Kim about how he's changed. This
is gonna be in limited theaters nationwide on September nineteenth,
So maybe one of the theaters around here. I'll have
it and we'll we'll have to go.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
All right, Yeah, you know what I'm down for. We
could do a you know, a Resum and Jeff movie.
So you know, let's let's do it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:44):
We've asked them to stop, but they just keep making
it worse. Jeff News Networked or as you might note,
the JNN is on your radio.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
One them out reports for circulating this week that the
annual holiday parade may be no more and city leaders
are kind of squashing it but kind of not okay,
So a lot of people have been talking about it
throughout different Facebook groups all over town. In twenty twenty four,
the city entered a three year contract with the Ashville

(01:25:13):
Downtown Association to produce the holiday parade. Last year, of course,
it was canceled due to Helleen, So we had the jamboree.
We were down there for the jamboree at Pakswaar Park.
Thousands of people were there. Now here's the problem. The
parade costs the city around one hundred and fifty thousand
dollars to put on, so that includes over time for police, fire,

(01:25:35):
the public works as well. It sounds like that they're
saying it's not canceled. They really enjoyed the jamboree the
city did. And there is no listing on the website
for the parade coming up in December, so they really
It sounds like the jubilee and when you start having

(01:25:56):
jubilees and jamborees and all kinds of stuff, anything that
has a two ease at the end of it. Yeah,
they really seem to enjoy it. They say that the
parade is not currently this on the website because based
on earlier conversations and planning with city staff, we are
moving forward with the jamboree. We recently learned there may
now be an opportunity to bring the parade back in

(01:26:17):
its original form, and the board will be reviewing that
option at the next board meeting. Sounds to me like
they want to jubilee or jamboree, and I.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Think, listen, it makes a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
It helps a lot of local businesses.

Speaker 10 (01:26:33):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
It's very important.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
However, do you want people to come here and see
the town at I don't know. Sixty percent.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
For Chaurus is it more for us?

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
You know, we don't jamboree. When was the last time
you jambered?

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Jim Beree? Well, we jamboree last year. I went to jamboree.
I jimbereed and I barely jimberreed. We were there. It
was cold, it was cold, it was and you know,
I don't remember, you know, I remember that's that's where
that's where we flagged Mannheimer off the stage.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
We flagged her off the stage when we said hey,
come here, and her security came to get us, and
she said no, no, it's fine, and she yeah, I
remember that. As a matter of fact, security weren't we
looking for the party then too? We just didn't that
nine no, no, no. After after we talked to her,

(01:27:29):
found the party.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
That's what it was. Well, I'll tell you what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
Look, if you want to jam, if you want a Jim,
if you want to Berie, I'm here. I just I
need you to give me a couple of weeks. Notice,
I need to get in shape. I need to get
in Jimberree shape. Yeah, yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
I keep on chairs in my trunk. I'll be there,
all right.

Speaker 5 (01:27:49):
Text some message to Rizzo Jeff now on the one
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Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
Nine to crack the Rizzo and a Jeff show. And uh, Jeff,
I will tell you this. Uh it is time already
to razzle and dazzle. And it makes me sad because
that means it's almost time for the end of the show. Yeah, okay,
that bum you out. I've enough, You've had enough to die, know, Okay, Well,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:28:16):
I'm from Tinseltown to the eight to eight and beyond.
It's time to razzle dazzl on the Rizzo and Jeff
show all the things that are not fit to print,
talk about, mentioned, discuss or frankly that important, but somehow
find their way here of course. Sorry man, Yes, Jeff
can't stand it either. Time for Rizzo's razzle dazzel on.

Speaker 10 (01:28:34):
I'm out here, sorry, no need.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
The first thing that I'd like to uh talk about
is a man who I guess got into somewhat of
an altercation about a decade ago. Let's just call let's
say about eight to ten years ago. Okay, he's forty
four years old. He was like, you know, I'm having
puss discharge kind of just below my right you know,

(01:29:02):
nipple and underneath of of my stomach, and I don't
know why. It just hurts, don't I don't know any
other sympry allergies, very much of an algie, right, I mean, listen,
he reported, there's no chest pain. He did have, you know,

(01:29:22):
no difficulty breathing, no call for fever, and his vital
signs were good. It wasn't until the doctors took an
X ray that they realized what was wrong. He forgot
that he was in a quote violent altercation eight years

(01:29:43):
ago or so where he sustained multiple cuts to the face, back, chest,
and abdomen. And even though the doctors treated the wounds,
there was a knife inside of his chest and.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
They he didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
Nope, it was a quarter inch from the heart, about
a eighth of an inch from the lung. And if
you look at the chest, it literally just pierced his
whole body and went from front to back. And it's
because of where it's position that the puss was coming
out of that area. But yes, that's that's what's happened.

Speaker 10 (01:30:28):
Here.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
You go, man, you would think that at some point
you're feeling something in there, you would go get an
X ray and nobody sees it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
No, I you know, I would think that after the
night that you call me crazy, were stabbed, you know,
I would have them look at it. Just something, just something.
But hey, who am I to stop you?

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
No, you're that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
I'm a nobody.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
You're just a guy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
I'm just a guy, all right. That's all. That's all
the power I have. All Right, more dazzle. I think
you'll really like this one. Oh you're ready for this one?

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
So I put this together like in honor of a
gentleman by the name of Fred Berry.

Speaker 7 (01:31:22):
Always ask command on, Oh, excuse me.

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
Excuse me, that's not Fred Barry. This is about that's sorry,
that's coming up last. I wanted to save Fred Burry
for last. This is about asking a man on a
date and how you can tell what kind of man
he's going to be. Do you have a favorite director?

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
You know I'm a Francis Ford. You a Tobla guy.
You know I like a little Coppola.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
You know I'm a Tarantino guy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
Are you a tarantinoulains a lot? Does it?

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
Does it all?

Speaker 9 (01:31:51):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Well, let's see if she mentions any of them.

Speaker 7 (01:31:53):
You're always ask comman on a first date who his
favorite movie director is, and I can help you interpret
what it means. This is based on forty years of research,
so I will not be taking any notes. If he
says Peter Jackson, he owns a sword. If he says
Francis Word Coppola, he thinks then two movement has gone
too far.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
If he says, wow, Wow, all right, Sophia.

Speaker 7 (01:32:12):
Coppola, someone told him he was the man of the
house before his twelfth birthday. If he says David Fincher, great,
he makes more money than you. If he says Sylvester Stallone,
he's o king, but your relationship will feel like owning
a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
Whoa whoa, whoa? Why salone directs things?

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
Yes, Salon fly Stone's a director.

Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
I guess.

Speaker 7 (01:32:30):
If he says Stanley Kubrick, I would not, but if
you absolutely have to, never never, never check his browsing history.
If he says try to apatow, just know that when
you break up, you'll have to relocate to a new
town and complete illegal name change. If he says David Lynch,
he either has no game at all or lethal game,
and there's nothing in between. So you need to find
out as quickly as you can which one you're working with.
If he says mel Brooks, he's still in love with

(01:32:51):
his ex wife. And he says Kevin Smith, that man
has a heart of gold. But he does pull dirty
clothes out of his hamper, smell them, and if they're
not too bad, he wears them for the day.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
So first off, Kevin Smith, uh pulls this dirty undies
out and wears them for the day. And uh, I guess,
uh you know the last two or no bueno I
like the last two. As a matter of fact, I'm a.

Speaker 7 (01:33:14):
Big if he says mel Brooks, he's still in love
with his ax.

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
I love mel Brooks, but that's just because he's one
hundred and one and he's a legend. It has nothing
to do with I've never been married.

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
But you know, well, I guess I'm going to watch
a bunch of Spike Lee movies that you's.

Speaker 10 (01:33:32):
So yeah, are you?

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
What's it?

Speaker 17 (01:33:34):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:33:35):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
Don't drink juice in the hood guy?

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
So all of it is anything that Spike Lee anything
I watch.

Speaker 10 (01:33:42):
No, I'm not reading this.

Speaker 4 (01:33:43):
I'm not reading this.

Speaker 5 (01:33:44):
Uh, it's time for the news you may have missed.
They did this fine, It's time to razzle dazzle on
the show.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
This is one of the most important things you have
to take with you today. You know, it's new to tea.
It's you know, trying to make somebody feel safe. It's
also the right amount of nudity. But it's also scary nudity.
But the nudity isn't so scary as much as it's

(01:34:14):
why this man is nude on the lawn. How many
days has he been nude on the lawn? And what
made you finally discover he was nude on the lawn. Okay,
a lot of nudes, a lot of lawns.

Speaker 5 (01:34:27):
Police say this man was found naked in a woman's backyard,
accused of spine on her while she was breastfeeding her baby.

Speaker 13 (01:34:33):
That woman's so scared she cannot even stay at her home. Tonight,
Fox evy five's Chancellor Wynn is joining us live at
the Summuel County Jail.

Speaker 10 (01:34:40):
So, Chancellor, how is this man caught?

Speaker 21 (01:34:45):
Well, Luann, The mother says, she started screaming, and that's
when the father began chasing that man down, really holding
him on the ground until the police could arrive. Now,
once they arrived, they arrested him. And now he's behind
bars here at the Cimitl County Jail. And that mother
is warning others about what he says this man did.

Speaker 10 (01:35:02):
The guy's butt naked, no shirt, no pants, watching me feeding.

Speaker 16 (01:35:06):
My baby a manta.

Speaker 15 (01:35:07):
Luckhart filmed this video showing forty four year old Robin
Carr being arrested after Luckheart says she found him inappropriately
touching himself while standing in her backyard.

Speaker 7 (01:35:18):
As a mother, I need to know what he looks
like and Casey comes back, because it's my job to
protect my son when he's not around, and I need
to get a clear view of him.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
He wouldn't show me his face. He was caring down.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
I gotta tell you, he's showing you everything else.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
Yeah, it's all there.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
It's all there for you to say.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Yeah, you know, I don't know. I meanstfeed.

Speaker 11 (01:35:43):
What you want.

Speaker 2 (01:35:43):
You're in your house, you can do what you want.
But if you're out on public prompt right, Well that's
the thing. Let's say he crosses the street. Should he
be allowed to get in his nude regalia?

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
Uh well no, probably not. I mean, it's all kind
of creepy at the end of the day. Uh So
you don't see any place for nudity in this man. Well,
he's gonna have plenty of it. You know, he doesn't
have to worry about it. He's gonna see it all,
you know when he's in there.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
Now, he's going to one.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
You want nude pal, You're gonna meet the sisters. You're
about to feel inadequate.

Speaker 5 (01:36:24):
You can now text Rizzo and Jeff from your mobile
device on the one five nine the Mountain.

Speaker 10 (01:36:28):
Text line to eight two eight two four oh five nine.

Speaker 17 (01:36:32):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
It is one of five nine to mount Naturalist classic Rock,
The Rizzo and the Jeff Show, And sadly it is
almost time for us to say goodbye tags a stage
left for the weekend and bid you adu.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
Yeah, quite an ado, quite an adu.

Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
But before we bid you a do it's always a
time for things that didn't make the show.

Speaker 5 (01:36:56):
Rizzo Jeff tried to do their work today but just
couldn't quite get it. So here's where they try to cram.

Speaker 10 (01:37:01):
It all in at the end.

Speaker 4 (01:37:02):
It's what didn't make the show on one five nine
the Mountain.

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
Okay, I kept trying to push this in, but then
it kept getting pushed off. And I don't know how
it kept getting pushed off, and I feel terrible about it.
But there is a woman who we need to commend. Okay,
her name I believe is Gail. But this woman seventy
eight years old. Okay, A burglar walks into her house.

(01:37:28):
She says, yeah, you want a piece of me? You
talking to me some tough guy stuff. You want a
piece of me?

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
Guy?

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
So she says, I'll give you a piece of me.
And uh, let's needless to say, a burgled.

Speaker 10 (01:37:47):
She was not.

Speaker 22 (01:37:49):
County woman fought off a burglar in her own home.
Police say it was random and not a targeted act,
and she is okay, as Western's gil Pascal Brown reports,
thanks to her detailed description of the suspects, he was
caught right away.

Speaker 10 (01:38:07):
Hey, get on the ground, Get on the ground up.

Speaker 18 (01:38:11):
I'll give out there on a gun point.

Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
I'm not I ain't got no weapons or not.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
Lady.

Speaker 23 (01:38:17):
Lake Police arrested fifty three year old Craig Johnson for burglary, robbery,
and battery of a person sixty five year older.

Speaker 10 (01:38:24):
Oh him, stand up.

Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
The chief says.

Speaker 23 (01:38:26):
Johnson was allegedly knocking on random doors this past Friday
in the villages of Orange Blossom on Saint Andrews Boulevard
when he came to the home of a seventy eight
year old resident.

Speaker 19 (01:38:36):
And so she answered the door and opened it, and
he wanted her car keys, and she said, you're not
getting my car keys, and he barged his way in.

Speaker 4 (01:38:46):
And grabbed her purse.

Speaker 17 (01:38:47):
I think he thought that her keys would be in
the purse, and so they started struggling over the purse
and the contents came out.

Speaker 23 (01:38:53):
The two scuffled and the victim ended up pushing the
suspect out the.

Speaker 10 (01:38:57):
Door, stand up up gun.

Speaker 19 (01:38:59):
She got a great description of him right away.

Speaker 7 (01:39:01):
She called us and called nine one one, and the
call came up immediately and we were able to put
officers out, four or five officers right in the area
pretty quick.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
Boots on the ground four minutes. Seventy eight year old says,
are you talking to me? And I'm going to tell
you right now, she is never going to be burgled
ever ever again. How about that? Man?

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
Tell you what Dana White? Sign her up, Ronda Rowsey
right here. She'll be a real attraction. Isn't that something
that's seventy eight? Yeah? I gotta for her.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
I gotta tell you it was. I thought it was
pretty somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
Does that to me. I go take whatever he wants please.

Speaker 5 (01:39:46):
The reason Jim tried to do their work today but
just couldn't quite get it done. So here's where they
try to cram it.

Speaker 10 (01:39:52):
All in at the end.

Speaker 4 (01:39:53):
It's what didn't make the show on one O five
nine the Mountain Head.

Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
Now, I don't know if it's because this gentlemen had
a flip phone. I don't know if it's because you
know this guy is I guess not very good at
what he does. But a church leader who has a
criminal history was accused of recording people while they went
to the bathroom. Now not just any people, it was

(01:40:20):
just men.

Speaker 10 (01:40:22):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
What he did was he took his phone and he
said when people would shut the door, he would put
the phone over the door with the top over the
dog and go there and he would zoom in as
much as he'd give him a zoom and they'd.

Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
Be like, what are you doing? And they knock him out.
So you want to see it here for you? Would
you give it to I'm with you. I let him
say it too. If you're putting this much work, yeah,
it's all yours, go ahead, zoom in. Yeah, you know
what i'd give.

Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
Maybe i'd give him a zoom if I was old enough.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
Yeah, you know what I would.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
So anyway, this poor church leader over here keeps getting
beat up. But it's because he doesn't know when to
put it away. And I mean his phone.

Speaker 13 (01:41:09):
I'm Rger Kavanaugh for News three.

Speaker 24 (01:41:11):
A church employee at this church in Norfolk has been
arrested again. He's accused of taking video of another man
while in the bathroom at a gym over Norfolk, and
this is not the first time that we've told.

Speaker 8 (01:41:24):
You about him.

Speaker 13 (01:41:26):
A church leader, Aloysius Marcus Albritton, was arrested in July
accused of illegally recording at least one man in a
bathroom in Virginia Beach. The wt Care investigators uncovers details
about his previous arrest record in Norfolk, Virginia Beach, and Maryland.
In May, a man told police Albert and peered over
a bathroom stalls Crunch Fitness on Chimney Hill Parkway and

(01:41:46):
was taking video of him and then took off into
the parking lot. An officer recognized this church leader from
a previous investigation and arrested him. Court records show that
in twenty sixteen he got arrested for recording someone against
their will in Norfolk, but those charges gotten all prost,
meaning prosecutors decided not to move forward with the charges,
but could bring them back at a later time. In

(01:42:07):
March of twenty seventeen, w TKR reported how he got
arrested the police officer filming him, but those charges also.

Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
In June.

Speaker 13 (01:42:21):
For sexually assaulting and illegally filming a disabled man at
a Virginia Beach rec Center. He pleaded guilty to three
counts of sexual battery and is now banned from all
rec centers.

Speaker 2 (01:42:31):
Well, he's banned from rec centers. That's good, right? Did
any justice come of this?

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
Is he done?

Speaker 13 (01:42:37):
Twenty nineteen, Maryland, According a man in a room then
claimed he tried to give police a false name. He
pleaded guilty to giving the wrong identity to authorities, according
to the Maryland Court website. He's lived in Hampton Roads
his whole life, according to the court records, and works
as a full time executive administrator at New Hope Church

(01:42:58):
in Norfolk, making eighteen hundred dollars a month.

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
And wow, I gotta tell you, for four fifty a week,
he's got quite a hobbie.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
There's a theology degree.

Speaker 2 (01:43:07):
He's got a doctorate in theology, and he's in nineteen videos,
including that of police.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
Dude, think about this. These are just the ones he's
he's been caught. The rolodex of dongs that this guy has,
he's got it's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:43:26):
What would you say if I were to say, over
under dong rolodex, where are you going?

Speaker 1 (01:43:31):
One hundred? One hundred, one hundred difees a hundred. Listen,
look he got a he was nailed on just a
few of them. Well, he was nailed on nine nine,
Holy crap, nailed on nine and it didn't stop the
the insatiable urge. But he didn't stop him once he

(01:43:51):
followed a cop into a gas station bathroom, a cop
and he went got him a cop and they dropped
the charge because this guy has no share. He's a
shameless man. Wow, why I know, I get it done.

Speaker 5 (01:44:10):
So here's where they try to cram it all in
at the end. It's what didn't make the show on
the mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
Who put him on dong duty? I gotta tal you
that dong duty. I was gonna put him in. Why
is he a pastor? I don't know. I guess that
helps him get you know, like getting closer to what
he wants, not get charged.

Speaker 2 (01:44:33):
Well, why does he have a flip phone? Can't he
get an iPhone? He can get a much better picture.

Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
There's gotta be other ways.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
You know, he's got a flippy It's not a good one, you.

Speaker 10 (01:44:45):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
Consumer wireless? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:44:50):
Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
Mint? Mint? Mint?

Speaker 2 (01:44:53):
Mint Mobile with Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds will be like,
oh hey, speaking of Ryan Reynolds, let's move over to Japan.
H McDonald's Japan is causing quite the consternation.

Speaker 5 (01:45:09):
Zone tried to do their work today but just couldn't
quite get a time. So here's where they try to
cram it all in at the end.

Speaker 4 (01:45:15):
It's what didn't make the show on the mounted.

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (01:45:20):
There's a lot of sad children in Japan because they've
canceled the Pokemon Happing me on promotion because of scalpers.

Speaker 1 (01:45:30):
Well, I gotta tell you they're scalping toys. The Japanese
haven't had a good August. They're Japanese have had a
ban in August. Really, they want to fall the cop
they've been. They wanted to be September ready for autumn.
The h they've been eaten by bears. They've been having
a problem with bears eating humans. By the way, Japan

(01:45:51):
the count.

Speaker 2 (01:45:52):
I watched the count every night. It's a four to
oh one. There's a bear eating count. There's a bear
eating count, like when.

Speaker 1 (01:45:58):
You watch like eggs Hatchet. I think there's a count
bear count.

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
Yeah, four hundred and one. Japanese have been over there it's.

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
Going out of thing's gonna look like the national debt.

Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
Ticker three trillion, four hundred and seven million. So now
they're canceling McDonald's and they're getting eaten by bears. Maybe
that's why they're getting eaten by bears.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
The kids can't even have Pokemon and all. It's it's
a it's a rough over there, and the bears can
read people. They're very nice and docile. So the bears
read what's going on and they say, guess what, girl,
I'm coming into town. That's right. Oh, that's such a shame. Wow,
I'll pray for you this week. I just went to

(01:46:41):
four oh two oh did it?

Speaker 2 (01:46:43):
Did? Somebody just passed ouh Man moving quick text.

Speaker 5 (01:46:48):
A message to Rizzle and Jeff Now to a two
eight two four ohine Towering

Speaker 10 (01:46:58):
Jeff Show.

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