0818 Rizzo & Jeff Show MOUSE JIGGLE WITH DREW CAREY and Mrs. Koch!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Arizo and Jeff show, the show that, according to Johnny
a C d C lover, is a popular one. I
didn't know that. I didn't know people listening to the
show Jeff Streets.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Of Clyde or Talking Power. All right, so wow.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
And we gotta we gotta do a good job. I mean,
we got to talk about geese at a waffle house.
By the way, day number eight of no phones. I
might try to call AT and T later if I
could find the number. Uh, we just kind of ask
them what's up? Yeah, maybe if we get to it. Yeah,

(00:39):
but there's so much the T. What's the T T?
I mean, what's going on? Yeah? Is there someone that
that that that you know works for the T? Because
what we're gonna do and I created this and and
and you know, some people utilize it. Some people don't.
Text us at eight two eight two four O one
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(01:02):
right back.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, Yeah, if you you want us to call you,
you really want to partake in the program, you're so
desperately needed in your life to start off your week. Yeah,
and you text us and we'll call you right back.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
It's getting it's getting long. I want to get to
the people coming up. In opening audio, we're gonna talk
about a guy putting cameras in bathrooms. White people doing this.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
They're not just bathrooms, Rizzoh, they are portal at water, John.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Where do you Oh, there's no good angle for that.
There's there's no good angle to put something in a
portal at I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I gotta tell you. I think it's probably if if
that's what you're kind of into inside the confined space,
so you're really gonna get every shot you're probably looking for.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
But the SHOT's gonna look it's not your thing. Yeah,
so you can't be you know, you know, you're right,
You're right. I can't judge. Yeah, you're right. Also, a
mini bike chase that that almost kills people. But then
the guy who was on it for good that have
carried less than a gallon of gas, uh ran out

(02:10):
of gas on the highway. Yeah, I should have figured.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Why didn't they just bump them off the road, just
chase him til he ran out of gas?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yes, yes, actually they did. I was gonna say, maybe
you should just hit the kid.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Why did you just drive up and open your door?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
It went twenty an hour. I just want to knock
them down the well.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I guess nothing's going on. You entertain yourself in la Yeah,
you're right. Well they're tired of the riots. They said,
they just need a little fun. They want they want
from the riots.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah that's true, that's true. And finally we're gonna talk
about a little atm scam a bank is doing. It's
just cheap, but I love it. Yeah, yes, it's not bad.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
It's oopsie Daisy, oops.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, opening audio. All the things that I think start
your day off right, maybe only get us for this
period of time. And you know you need a cup
of coffee and you need to start your day the
right way.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
That's right, And that's that's what we're dis Crystals in
your cop decaffeine and the cafe.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
You gotta get things moving.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I get it. You get older, you know, things got
to float correctly in the morning.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
That's it. Meta muse, we got all right, it's time.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
For opening audio. Here on the Rizzo and Jeff Show,
A fun, funny way to start your day.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
On the mountain, there was a man who was arrested
by ice. Not quite sure why. I I don't really
care why. Actually, what the story is I'd have to
take a wild guess here, but yeah, me too. But
here's the thing. Why is he whether he's wherever you

(03:54):
know he is or is from, why is he putting
came into portajohn's. Eladies and gentlemen. I want you to
imagine your your favorite portajohn, and I want you to
imagine a camera at the bottom of it as you
sit on top of it and and do your business.

(04:18):
There's no good look, there's no good you here. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I haven't attempted this to try to test the camera
angles of a porta potty.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
But you're thinking of Look.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
But you know when they say they need to deport
the worst of the worst, and I agree, this guy
is top of the list here he is. This is
like a human drug trafficker. When you when you when
you are going to church, mind you church portaties.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
This is a church picnic portal.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
And let's be honest, more elders go to church than
younger people, It's true. So you're getting elder views here.
So if so, you're setting up cameras and porta potties.
You know what, Christy, no, come get them?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
You know what. I didn't even think about that the
gnome what you're right, I mean, this is somebody's mema.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
You imagine somebody recording your grandma.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
She's she's going to worship the Lord and paint Paul right,
and Memo sits down and she just she just couldn't
hold it anymore. She had an egg salad sandwich at
the church picnic. She knew she shouldn't have eaten it,
but it was just so tempting. It's a ninety degree day.
She had deviled eggs, and Mema all right, and it's

(05:28):
starting to stink.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Mema takes three deviled eggs, puts the fourth in her pocket,
you know, and me Ma has to run to the
bad It's a bad combination when you're in the heat
at a at a church picnic. You got you got
the egg salad, you got the potato salad, and elderly
anything with mayo involved in the salad happens. We're coleslawing. Okay, yeah,

(05:52):
you know anything that could be a bad combination. That's
why the porta potties are set up, not for this perv. Right,
get grandmother, good view of the backside of your grandmother,
well our grandfather. Well guess what that's what he did.
He said, give me egg, salad, me mo and.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
A Metro east Man is arrested by ICE after he
was charged with hiding two cameras inside portable bathrooms at
a church picnic. The Clinton County Sheriff's office says the
cameras were found last Saturday during the Saint Rose Church
picnic near Brieze, Illinois. Twenty three year old Marco Monroe
Rojas was arrested then released under Illinois's Safety app OH

(06:32):
Illinois a detention order for those types of charges. He
was ordered to wear an electronic monitoring device. Shortly after
his release, he was taken into custody by ICE agents.
A reason was not given. His next court ate is
September tenth.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Here's the thing. You know what the reason is? Four
sevens getting them out. Now, I'm gonna tell you four
sevens getting them out of here. I'm gonna be honest
with you. He's like, no, no peeping on me. Ma, listen.
Here's what it is. That is what it is.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
This is the honest truth. This is so egregious what
he did. It is He's an American citizen and they
just said, you know what, you weren't you.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
It's time for opening audio Here on the Rizzo and
Jeff show, A fun, funny way to start your day.
One nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
You're right, there aren't many crimes more egregious than videotaping
me while in a porta. Right, he's American, but he's American,
but he's out. Yeah. Second, you know, if you want
to want to run away from the cops, that's your prerogative. Okay,
I get it. You know, everyone's got prerogatives. Like Bobby Brown.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
But still alive, Bobby Brown, everybody everybody around he's dead,
went to want to took a nap in a bathtub,
he's he's still taking Oh boy.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
But uh, you know mini bikes. Uh, the guy was
trying to escape on a mini bike. And I get it.
If you're going to go through the neighborhood, then ride
in the backyard and hide. That I understand. But to
take these cops on a high speed chase, Jeff, well,
I don't call it that. Well, you're right, a low
speed chase about twenty some miles an hour. And all

(08:11):
these comp cars that can go, you know, one hundred
and fifty miles an hour, Dodge Chargers, they could have
just whacked them what's that called with the roll bar
or the whatever bar? Yeah, the bar in front of
the right, right whatever. They could have opened the door
and dragged them in the head, hit them with the
belly club, hit them with the club right in the head, right, Instead,

(08:33):
this happened.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
A bizarre pursuit to tell you about police chase a
man on a mini bike around the Harbor Gateway area.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
Let's got to Gigi Grassiat with new information on the suspects.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
Good morning.

Speaker 8 (08:44):
He's only eighteen years old and he's facing some very
serious charges, including felony, evading and driving without a license.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
To take a look.

Speaker 9 (08:55):
This all started in Guardena last night when Guardina police
officers spotted the mini bike and its driver. Mini bikes
are not legal on city streets.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
This mini bike area now light.

Speaker 9 (09:09):
The driver had no helmets and the mini bike had
no license.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
And sorry, this all started because the police just wanted
him to put on a helmet.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Check the brakes on that truck.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
They just sounds like the guy's going to die.

Speaker 9 (09:29):
They tried stopping him, he didn't want to stop, and
the pursuit was on running red lights, driving the wrong
way on both city streets and on the freeway.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
This pursuit continued.

Speaker 9 (09:42):
California Highway patrolled, taking it over on the one ten South,
where at least he was headed the right way. Eventually, though,
the mini bike ran out of gas.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
They told much.

Speaker 7 (09:52):
I'm told up to a gallon or so. He ran
out of gas.

Speaker 9 (09:56):
And that's when the HP took him into custody.

Speaker 7 (09:59):
And that mini bike.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
They impounded the mini bike and took him into custy.
What a real bomber, you know, you know that's a bomber.
They should be ashamed. They should.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
You know what it is. I'm gonna tell you it was.
The cop was chunky, and he didn't want to He
didn't want to have to get out and do the
run in pursuit. And you're right, it was gonna happen.
So he was gonna follow along at a at a
snail glacial paste until they were able to get him.
And then and then Chunky can get out of the car.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
You know what he said, He said, I know it's
gonna run out of gas, right all right, you know
mine does all the time. All right, I just got
to drive, We just got you know, it'll run out
of gas. And they just let him go and they
just follow him because the only it only went twenty
miles an hour max. And then it started to really putter.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, he was driving. He was halfway through a double
beef and cheddar and he said, you know what, listen,
I'm gonna finish this pop baking.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Right okay, and I'm gonna reward myself with Carls Junior
for the arrest.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Wow, that's it. It's a whole lot of fans food
in a short amount of time. Aut of time, he's
feeling good. Yeahs to me.

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Speaker 1 (11:16):
It is one of five nine in mount Nashville's Classic
Rod the Rizzo and Jeff Show. And I have a
question for you. Are you doomed if if your life
starts a certain way? Do you believe in stuff like that? Like,
do you believe you're doomed? If? I don't know, Let's
say you are born at a McDonald's, but your name
is Rotunda.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, I gotta be brutally honest with you. You got
a lot of strikes against you out of the gate.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
All right, it's like right out of the gate, right.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
It's like, you know, you get up there, you're a
rookie and uh you know, here's Nolan Ryan right now.
It's like things aren't going to work out for you,
probably the way you want. And uh yeah, when the
a combination of things come together, your life is headed
down a path of cheese.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, you know what, that's a good way of putting it,
a path of cheese. So, uh, speaking of this path
up of cheese, we have one cheese monster who married
uh a gooda monster and somehow they made love and
they made a baby cheeser and she was pregnant.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Listen, ladies, you don't marry a man with the last name,
especially if you are rotund and he's rotund.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
But see they justify it by saying it's rotundo.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
No it's not. And you can add an a on
all you want, but it's gonna be it's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Okay. Yeah, So this woman, uh you know, well, the
rotunds they were at breakfast, they were at McDonald's. They
decided to get themselves two flapjack meals and then two
biscuits sandwiches. That's good. Well, they have some soda. They

(13:05):
do a good McDonald's. It's yeah, they do a decent breakfast.
I can't hate on the breakfast. The pro Jangles. It's
not bo Jangles, but they they're okay. I mean the
biscuits aren't as good. I will say this though. You know,
if you're gonna go somewhere, don't get like two sets

(13:26):
of Flapjacks, you know, two and it's like six five,
six dollars for like one bacon and egg when you
could go to bow Jangles and get like two five.
So like the Rotundas are at McDonald's. They're spending forty
dollars on breakfast. They got two cokes there, right, And
she's pregnant, but she's only eight and a half months.

(13:49):
She's got two weeks.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Right, So you figure to yourself on nothing like nourishing
my child by shoving down high sodium, horrendous food for
the kid, because I can't help myself.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Well, they were at Little Caesar's the night before. Oh boy, okay,
and so she's really feeding a little baby Rotunda very well.
Uh and then little baby Rotunda had some of that
Maggy d'es smelled some Ronald McDonald and said, I want
out SI.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
Earlier this week, one West Michigan family got more than
they ordered in a McDonald's parking lot. Instead of a
late night snack, they welcomed their new baby.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Something that instead of a late night snack, they welcomed
their baby.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
You couldn't just stay home, you had to. Yeah, what
did she hit them with the she's she's a rotund,
so she hits them with the It's just the cravings.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
No, that's it's that's what it's been for eight months. Oh,
just the cravings. I'm really skinny. Just the cravings, right.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
Yeah, parents never expected, but an outcome better than any
happy meal.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
She has their story.

Speaker 7 (15:00):
Under the Golden arches in Schoolcraft.

Speaker 10 (15:02):
The parking lot is back to normal, but early Monday
morning it was a delivery room.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
I'm just really, really thankful that it went. It went well,
And if it had to be in a McDonald's parking lot,
then it had to be there.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
It had to They didn't have to be there, didn't
have to. You couldn't help yourself. You didn't have to
be at McDonald's eating breakfast at four in the morning. Correct, Right,
you didn't have to be there. You could have been
in bed. If it were up to us, we'd be
in bed at four o'clock in the morning. I wouldn't

(15:39):
be at McDonald's. Right, here's my here's my new baby. Mcgriddle.
You know what are going to name the can? That's
the thing. And with Rotunda too, you gotta just just
and and they just accept it.

Speaker 7 (15:50):
And Kevin Rotunda were racing to Bronson Hospital and.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
I think they give her name to my apology. Yeah,
let's go to the Rotuns again. Had to be there.

Speaker 10 (16:00):
Lease and Kevin Rotundo we racing to Bronson Hospital about
forty five minutes away from Centerville.

Speaker 7 (16:05):
When their fourth child decided not to wait.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Things changed very quickly, like I could just there was
a lot going on that I could feel was happening.

Speaker 10 (16:14):
Kevin remembers the drive, like both driving down North Grand
Street at one hundred miles per hour.

Speaker 7 (16:20):
I got really nervous.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
So let me get this straight.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
You're breaking the law, sir.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
And I know you want a biscuit. I mean, I
know you want some flapjacks. But my question is, why
is baby Rotundu? This is a fourth row tund to two.
This is four. They've they've put four row Tons into
the world.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
I get it. I understand it.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
And if you will get the family photo just they
have to use a wide angle lens. It. Yeah, you
got a wide angle lens. We're gonna shoot this from afar.
We're gonna shoot it from afar. Yeah, and then you
know they finish off because he's so scared about, you know,
baby Rotunda in the McDonald's.

Speaker 7 (17:03):
I just felt like we weren't gonna make it.

Speaker 10 (17:04):
Our drive from Centerville to this McDonald's parking lot took
about thirty minutes, but for Kevin and Elise on Monday morning,
they managed to cut that time in half.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
I was, I was rush and things were happening, and
we just I was, I was nervous.

Speaker 10 (17:17):
Kevin says he never thought he'd be the one to
deliver his child.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
He delivered his child inside of the McDonald's because they
realized they couldn't get to the hospital, which by the way,
was forty five minutes away. What do you name it?
Hash Brown Ronald Penny. I mean, you gotta name it
after one of the characters.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yeah, I totally agree. You're gonna have to come up
with something quite creative for Elease, which, by the way.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
You know, I mean Hamburglar, Retunda. What if it's a girl,
I mean there's Penny, you could go Uncle o Grimacy Rotunda.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, you know that's good. If it's a boy, you
could go Mac. You know, then they wind up just
calling him big Mac rotn Like that's that's his nickname,
you know, because he's in high school and just because
he's fat he has to play football. You know, he's
got big man.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
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Speaker 1 (18:22):
It is one of five nine the Mountain, Ashville's classic
rock the Rizon and Jeff Show, And uh, we got
Johnny on the phone. Now. Johnny he said that he
has some names for us. And if you're just tuning
into the Razon and Jeff Show here on one oh
five nine in the Mountain, Jeff, we were just talking
about a family, Yeah, the rotund uh family.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, the Rotunda family who gave birth at a McDonald's
mcgolden Arches. Yeah, it just all seems like it all
comes together where the kid would have to have some
kind of a name that would have to do with McDonald's, right.
So you're the Rotunda's now, mind you of the rotunda's
a little bit on the rotun side.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
It is okay, it's a large that's what that means.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
I mean, But what do you damn it? Or Ronald
for the kid? You can't?

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, I like, first off, there ain't nothing wrong with Ronnie.
You got ron Howard? I mean Ronald. Ronald's good. I mean,
that's right. Ron Howard's name is Ronald. I mean, I'm
trying to think there's Penny if it's a girl. What
about Hamburglar? That's too obvious. I don't know. What do
you tough?

Speaker 2 (19:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
If you go with Tomato and then you call him
tom you can't go with Tomato, no you call it no, No,
you go Tomato, but you call him tom Well, you know, Johnny,
Johnny said he's got some names for us. Johnny, what
kind of names you got for us? Here? For this rotunda?

Speaker 11 (19:48):
A damn boys are going to work in the frogus
morning to the Grinder. But listen, I was thinking about
a couple of them. So I had a coach come
in one time and brought in a brought in something
to drop off, and we have to write them up,
you know, and everything bring it in. So we tell them, hey,

(20:11):
you know what, what's your name? Last name? You know,
I was kind of go last name and oh Rear.
I go, oh rear. Okay, that sounds good. And he goes,
what's your first name?

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Harry, Harry o Rear, Harry over Rare.

Speaker 11 (20:28):
Yes, that is true. I go, so Harry oh Rear.
He goes, yeah, I know my parents, my parents, I
don't know what they were thinking back in the day.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Ours one.

Speaker 11 (20:41):
Yeah, there's one of the more Harry oh Rear. That's
the true story. Here's another true one. This old boy
was dropping one off. Here's from over Yonder and Swing County,
which beat would be the uh, the Cherokee tribal nation.
He came over one time, he dropped one off. I
I said, hey man, I said, what's your name, buddy?

(21:02):
And he goes, big mate, big meat. Yeah, I'll go
at your life name, big mate. And he goes, yeah,
John John, big mate.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Oh man, I see you know what I like, big meat?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Are you serious?

Speaker 11 (21:19):
True story? Yeah? I go, hey man, I go, hey man,
but I hope you can live up to that, buddy. Okay,
that's all I can get.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
I was gonna say, if you're big meat, you have
to you really got to come with it.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah, I gotta tell you. You date a lady, you
know they're they're dating you because of your name, and
then at the end of the day, if if you
don't follow through, you're in big trouble. It's a big
time letdown.

Speaker 11 (21:44):
I'm telling you boys, that's that's the truth right there.
I'm not lying.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
You on your like question for you? Do you think
that maybe we should give AT and T a jingle later?

Speaker 12 (21:57):
Well?

Speaker 11 (21:57):
Did you get my picture of the eighteen van?

Speaker 13 (22:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
I did? I did. Did you go talk to him?

Speaker 11 (22:04):
So that old boy showed up one day over Yonder
and I went outside with him and I said, let
me take a picture of van. And I said, I
want you to call your supervisor. I want you to
go down Yonder to a radio station one O five
of the Mountain and call amb see what's going on.
They can't get nothing out of nobody. And I said, uh,

(22:26):
I don't know what the deal is, but their phones
ain't working. So when you get on your phone, you
called your super well, I work on different kinds. I
don't care where you were. Get it done, that's it.
I don't know. Fact, I don't know if that helped
it all or not. But the old boy, I don't
know if he was. He acted like he his own something.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
And I think he drew it. Feels like he drove
down here and cut more line.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Think you cut more like that. I think it got worse.
But Johnny, we love you, man, we appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Man.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
It's oh he's a pleasure. I will we'll get it fixed.
But Harry Over, you know what, dude, I'll be honest
with you. What if it was? I mean, why don't
you go why don't we go? O G why don't
we go?

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Big Meat Rotunda's big meat Rotunda, Big meat Rotunda?

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Because guess what, whether or not you can back up
big meat in the one way you can back up
big meat when it I mean your big meat. Yeah,
I mean you're you're, you're, you're, you're your big meat.
You're rotund. Hey, Stacy, what's up? I met this guy?

Speaker 4 (23:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, how is he? He's really nice? That's that's his name.
Big Meat.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, ain't happening.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Test A message to Rizzo Jeff now on the one
nine the Mountain text.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Line and two eight two eight two four O one
five nine, Mama June, I am. I'm gonna stand by
her here. And it's not just because I got a
cameo for your birthday.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
You did, love her, you did.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
It's because I think Mama June is in the right
in this instance, and I don't often find Mama June
in the right.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Okay, Well, look, Mama June, and you did for my birthday.
What a wonderful surprise.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
You a wonderful star day.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
To have a cameo from the one and only Mama June.
As she mumbled through whatever drug induced thing that she
was talking about, I didn't understand too much of it,
but nevertheless, something about fast food and WWE and my
dog or something.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
All of it was seven eleven slurpy day, something about
a non secretaries.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
But at the end of the day she said it, yeah, look,
she's she's one of a kind.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Well, you know, I thought to myself, what did she
spend my money on that, you know, I got for Jeff?
And I was like, hmm, buck fifty would she spend
that that costs buck fifty a buck fifty? What what
did she spend that one hundred and fifty dollars? All right,

(25:08):
and I think I found it out. But she's causing
quite the consternation. If Mama June would speak for specually talk.

Speaker 14 (25:18):
I am a door dash in the car Carston I love.
Is the car on door dash? It charged me almost
a hundred seventy six dollars. I tipped the driver five percent. Yes,
it's two minutes.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Down the road. Yet one hundred and seventy six. So
basically she's spent twenty you know, twenty some bucks of
her own money. Plus she tipped the driver five percent,
So ten percent is seventeen five percent is eight dollars
on one hundred and seventy six dollars. Order.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
But but she said that it was two minutes down
the road. Why didn't she just go two minutes down
the road. She paid her sixty dollars to not go
two minutes down the road.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Listen what she says.

Speaker 7 (25:55):
It's seven dollars.

Speaker 14 (25:56):
We got a little thermometer.

Speaker 15 (25:58):
Yes, you can go get a COVID test and a
flu amb test. I just learned about that today. It
comes in a tu BAC. We actually got.

Speaker 14 (26:07):
Time's two because you know there's three people in the house.

Speaker 7 (26:09):
Get your drags this right here.

Speaker 15 (26:11):
When you can't afford the fifteen hundred dollars COVID, our
dollar's dead.

Speaker 7 (26:14):
Just go get this right.

Speaker 15 (26:15):
Here, musinags. Take it and then take the tile and
I'll call it and flew severe.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
What y'all think.

Speaker 16 (26:21):
I'm not knocking out.

Speaker 15 (26:22):
Always like tip my driver, especially the extra good automatic
five percent. But if the extra good and they are amazing, I.

Speaker 14 (26:30):
Want to tip them more.

Speaker 7 (26:31):
But anyway, I just don't know y'all's dolls.

Speaker 15 (26:33):
I just paid sixty dollars for a convenience fee of
not going two minutes up the road.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
So the door dash fee was sixty bucks because I
couldn't go right up the road because she herself is
a rotund okay, and then she then screws over the
driver by going yo. But there's eight bucks for two
hundred dollars worth of goods.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
I know, well she said it was only what seven
items or whatever it.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Was, So it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
It's it's it's you need a percent. I mean, if
you're gonna get two hundred hours worth of items, you
throw me at.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Twenty or at least ten percent at least even if
it's just a few, get it right.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
It's what I'm saying. So what is she doing she
throws an eight bucks? What is she spending her money on?

Speaker 2 (27:19):
I don't know. This was the money that that you
when you paid for the cameo? She got it, and
this is what she spent her money on? What flu tests,
COVID tests?

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Or did she spend my money on crack? And then
because of that she didn't have enough money to tip the.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
You know, in hindsight, I don't think that you thought
this three.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah, I did.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
You know when you buy a cameo from Mama Jude,
you're feeling you're fueling her crack a did you realize?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
I didn't? And now you think about it, so because
I'm fueling her crack hit cocaine addiction, and it's like,
I'm trying to be a nice guy.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
I ever think maybe she was like a month clean
and then the only career as you and then asking
for a thing for me, and then she just gets
on there and that one hundred and fifty bucks just
absolutely was enough for her to buy you know, plenty
of crack rocks oh yeah, a lot of rocks. Good
for my birthday, Mamma june By in Mount Nasals closed

(28:26):
the Rock, The Rizzo and Jeff Show. And you know
you've reached the top when uh, you are on the.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
World news and not only the world news, but you
get this story Jeff. Uh. The pygmy hippos stories are
few and far between.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Oh my god, when you when you are gifted a
pigmy hippo story on the news. Uh, you know you
always you think you had your eye made it moment.

Speaker 11 (28:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
And then when you're on what is it? On ABC?
David Muir who.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
First wanted to get it, by the way, very exclusive
David Muir, real winner and uh and David Muir is
your atypical lead news guy has to keep the buff form. Uh.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Everything has to be quite perfectly perfectly quothed.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
The hair, Yeah, not one strand of hair could be
out of place. He's your atypical, you know, kind of
news guy. I think a little bit more over the top.
You can sense the ego with Mure.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yeah. You know it's funny because I met Lester Halt,
great guy. Uh, you know I have actually even met
Martha Radditt's great lady. Uh, I'll be honest with you,
muor he's a little standoffish and dare I say pun intended?

(29:56):
He's a little demure.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Oh yeah, you're not a mirror, right, mean, And I'm an.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Antime You're right, I really am. I'm anna antime. You're right,
you know, and I can I can you know, say
that publicly? I you know, it's it's the attitude. He's
a bit of a sassafras, is what you're saying. A
hundred percent He's a sassfras. And then when you go
to talk to him, it's just like he looks at
you like you know, you're talking to me, I am

(30:23):
above you, right, you know, keep keep your eyes down right.
And it was really sad. I was looking for your
forward to my time with Dave. Yeah maybe next time. Well,
you know what, Scott Pelley made it worth it and
that's all I'll say. Yeah, Pelly, Pelly made it worth it,
and that's all I'll Pelly did You're not a Pelly guy.
Not a Pelly guy. No, he's not my cup of tea?

(30:45):
What's wrong with Pelly? You know?

Speaker 2 (30:46):
It's it's uh, he's sticking his nose into the politics too.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Ma cha.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah, I don't want to just be my Pelly, don't
you know, are you?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
No, no, you know I'm not either walking down pat
if it's three in the morning, he's walking down Patton around. Yeah,
hitting the gas pedal there, yeah, slap.

Speaker 11 (31:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
There's really not a lot of I mean, Roger, he
hasn't been the same. I mean, there's really not a
lot of great national news guys. And uh, you're not
a Pelly like Hanson. Chris Hansen, Chris Hansen. Yeah, you
a special kind of news, the Chris Hansen News. It's
a special kind of special news.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yeah, if you're ever boarded aday, by the way, just
go on Instagram and hashtag Chris Hansen and enjoy.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
That's all I'll say. We'll say, just trust us on
that one. Uh so. Uh, there is a story about
a pigmy hippo who was not listening. And this pigmy
hippo wanted to stay in the water and play. Yeah,
but when her mama gave her her mama pigmy look,

(31:58):
she ran right out and she went right in for
nendn David Muir on the.

Speaker 17 (32:02):
Beat Finally tonight here the son refusing to get out
of the pool for dinner until that look for mom.
Tonight in Goddard, Kansas, outside Wichita at the Tangania Wildlife Park,
a moment caught on camera that's now been viewed worldwide
in incredible forty five million times. Meet Mars, the endangered
pygmy hippo who was born here at the zoo just

(32:23):
six weeks ago. Just three thousand of them remain in
the wild, his care team weighing him and with him
around the clock, his mom Posy caring for him too.
Mars climbing on the rocks, swimming, getting bigger every day,
and in recent days, when it was time for Mars
to stop playing and come have dinner, a moment that
has now gone viral so many parents can relate his

(32:44):
care team trying to coax him out of the water
to come in for dinner. Little Mars does not want
a budge, laying down, seeming to hold on for one
more swim, running away and out of his care team's grasp.
No luck that worker Ellie sits down out of ideas,
and then it's Mom to the rest, Posey, turning back
giving her son a look what many are now calling

(33:05):
the mom stare, and just watch Mars takes notice. He
immediately stops playing that son gets out of the water
and follows his mother in for dinner the zoo, documenting
the remarkable.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
And I just have to say, sorry, it was a
remarkable moment. I had to cut it off because I
just it's like, why do we look? I don't mean
this disrespectfully, So I don't know how to word this.
Why do we care about hippos? Yeah, what's the obsession
with hippos?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
What if what they couldn't get the hippo out of
the water for forever, the kid hippo? What if the
hippo just decided, you know, it was just a matter
of coincidence that the hippo just decided, I'm done playing
that hippo? Does it have to be a mom? Look
at forty five million times on that video.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Well, here here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
That's that's what the or gives this.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
It's a hippo. The hippos. The hippo's not really going
out of its way to listen or not listen. I
just think it's a hippo. Nothing's going on in the world, Dave,
all Right, there's no wars. You know's in town. You
know Alaska, you know. And I gotta tell you, I'm

(34:23):
a little disappointed because maybe it's not hippo Mom's look.
Maybe the hippo was being a hippo.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
I've had enough.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
I'm hungry now. Maybe maybe you know the trainers are exasperated.
You know everyone's crying.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
We're making a hippo story out of nothing.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
You know what, and I know how to make something
out of nothing. We are the kings of making something
out of nothing. You want to hippos story, I'll give
you a hippos story. I'll hippo you for thirty minutes
and you'll never you'll never know more about hippos. But
the point is I can spot a we don't have
a closer. Yeah, we don't have a closer Dave. So

(35:04):
you know what Dave does. If Dave hits the old
Google machine, and you know what, Dave says, I'm hippo.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
And so he came up with it on commercial break.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
He came up with it on a commercial break and said,
Mama hippo. Gave a look, and you know, Mamma hippo dead,
she's fat, she ate it's time for the other little
fat one. They eat all right, she lets mamma eat first,
and they eat whole watermelons by themselves. They are fat
hippo animals. They're an amelia. They don't follow mom looks.

(35:33):
I'm tired of this gravity to us. I've just about
had it with me, or I've had it. I've had
with David. Yeah, you know what can you your name is?
I bet you it's like you know.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
No, I bet it's more mr. But he switched it up.
He did a doozy on us.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Right right? Yeah, oh yeah, what was It's probably like
it It's probably like Dan Moore? Yeah, yeah, yeah Dan.
What do you have to mure? What do you have?
You're sandwich on a bagett?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
What do you have?

Speaker 11 (36:05):
Mure?

Speaker 4 (36:06):
You like?

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Kishe?

Speaker 11 (36:07):
I like? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:08):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Couscousca? Can I have some nuts on that?

Speaker 16 (36:12):
Please?

Speaker 4 (36:13):
I bet you can now text Rizzo and Jeff from
your mobile device on the one five nine the Mountain
text line eight eight two four nine.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Well you know here it is officially bow time because
it's always bow time and that delicious pork chop thriller
bag and bow Jangles for limited time. We know you
miss it all. It's tender, marinated glory, and how could
you not because when you take a juicy, mouth watering
pork chop, Jeff, it's just the beginning.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, you know what, David Muir not like this, but
I'll tell you what we like it, Mrror, So guess what,
who cares what you think?

Speaker 1 (36:49):
That's right?

Speaker 2 (36:50):
That mouthwater port chop and that sandwich it right there. On,
come on, the flaky made from scratch. We know the
forty nine step recipe, baby buttermilk biscuits. So look, you
got to understand the pork chop griller missed you as well,
and we have missed you, little pork chop griller, and
we're glad to have you back.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Okay, So I can't wait for that torch chop to
come back because I can trust it, unlike the Pygmy
hip and mure.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Yeah, i'llly hear for a limited time. So this is
what you could do. You could order ahead on the app,
running around snag it, or roll into your favorite boat
Jangles and grab that pork chop griller today. All right,
it's bow time. A lot of hot air. We'll discuss
as we take a bite out of history with ingles
markets hot air balloons gave humans flight since the seventeen eighties.

(37:37):
By the mid eighteen fifties, sport ballooning became popular, and
early aviators tried to break endurance and distant records in balloons.
In eighteen fifty nine, the first attempt at a transatlantic
balloon flight was launched, but failed. In total, there were
seventeen failed attempts to cross the Atlantic via balloon between
eighteen fifty nine and nineteen seventy eight that included at
least seven deaths. Then, in nineteen seventy eight, Ben Abruzzo, Maxi, Anderson,

(37:59):
and Every Newman launched the Double Eagle two. It was
an eleven story tall, helium filled balloon and was launched
from the coast of Maine with the destination of France,
more specifically, the same location that Charles Lindberg reached in
his airplane. After one hundred and thirty seven hours of flight,
traveling three thousand, two hundred and thirty three miles, the
aviators completed their journey to France. They landed a bit

(38:19):
off course about fifty miles from Paris, setting new world
records for ballooning. The men lived on water, hot dogs,
and can sardines during the six day adventure. This has
been a bite out of history.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
With this shows Classic rock there is and Jeff show
Sorry there we were just so hot, so bothered by
what's what we're about to talk about, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm sorry. This is just if there was a business
idea that really revs my engine.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
This is one.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
I know. I was just googling out here, looking at
and reading it and I'm I'm stunned that, you know,
this business filed for Chapter eleven bankruptcy and and a
lot of people were sad about it. I think there
was talk that haw Hogan was going to kind of
put his foot in it a few months ago. And
obviously that's yeah, and we're talking about the one, the

(39:09):
only your dad's favorite haunt. My dad is probably what's
today today is the eighteenth of August.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
It's Monday, though, so he would be Oh, yeah, he's
off the home on dog. Yeah, he's at Hooters.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
He's at Hooters. Yeah, and that's what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Hooters. Yeah, he's at Hooters. And uh, you know there
is one other Hooters that I know is open. Uh,
and he single handedly keeps it open. But I think,
you know, my dad was going to retire, you know,
down the Jersey Shore, but I think he might go

(39:46):
to the villages.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Yeah, I think the villages are probably the only way
at this point. After Hooters has opened a restaurant in
the Villages of Florida, which is a if you don't know,
a senior retirement community. Of course, the premiere one and
if you've seen videos and you could look at the
opening of it, eighty plus, it felt like we're making

(40:11):
their way into Hooters.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
It was a bonanza, right, and you couldn't move. Everybody
was drinking, smoking cigarettes, eating chicken. It was the craziest
thing I've ever seen. So I found this news report
about this Hooters and what it's going to do in
the villages. I'm just gonna be honest with you. It's

(40:33):
going to bring a lot of love making. It's going
to bring younger people like this couple going in to
the villages, and I think it's going to elicit them, yeah,
making love. And I think it's going to result in
more children. I think it's going to result in a

(40:54):
lot of.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
It's gonna re it's gonna what's gonna happen is that
these elbms you remained Hooters, They're gonna these elder men
are going to go, They're gonna get hopped up, They're
gonna come home. We don't need any more sex now
going on at the villages and now out which by
which by the way, has a big std right now,
Holy moment, here we go.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Well, I was going to say, we've just we've just
unsexed and super sexed the village.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Well, the the engines have just been revved at at
at the villages because of Hooters.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Get ready, Yeah, it's gonna get naughty.

Speaker 13 (41:31):
Wings, burgers and bikinis today. We're going to look at
Hooters in the villages. From funny memes to traffic concerns.
There's been a lot of noise about Hooters opening a
restaurant in the largest retirement community in the world. I've
seen everything from all waitresses will be fifty five and up,
Hooters is going bankrupt, and traffic will be a mess,

(41:52):
and so much more. I figured what better way to
investigate than to go check it out.

Speaker 15 (41:58):
Burger is really good.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
That is the restaurant's noise, and Din that is the restaurant.
As they're trying to hold I think they ordered two
guinnises tie whatever sauce out for my fingernails. S okay,
So I think now they're.

Speaker 18 (42:21):
We are in a good time.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
We were there for two hours?

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Were we Yeah, hour and fifty.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Minutes to get two beers and wings.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
That's our weight as well.

Speaker 12 (42:35):
Thirty five minutes, yeah, thirty five minute way. But by
the time from when we got in there, you went
to get drinks, by the time he came back with
the drinks from the bar, because it was so busy.

Speaker 7 (42:54):
We were getting seated.

Speaker 12 (42:56):
Yeah, it was time to get seated.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
You were actually so you're at the bar for thirty
five minutes getting a drink, all right, You finally get
a drink, You come back, you get seated. It is
so loud there that your ear drums burst. But you
know what I actually think is the seniors can't hear.
They can't they can't hear how rambunctiously loud. They're actually

(43:19):
being like they they can't hear like the noise that
they create when they when they're in the room.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Hear some things about the new Hooters there by the way,
they said that waitresses are pretty much double teeming. Every
table what to try to get move people along.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
They're double teaming why because they stay long, don't they.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
They're trying to get them in, get them out owner stay.
They charge you for refills at this Hooters by the way.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Oh my stars. So if you get a coke and
and you want another coke, they're charging you for you
know why, because that's the one thing, isn't it. At
a T eight two four oh one oh five nine?
You can text in the show. I promise our phones
will be back working one day. Uh this year. I
am telling you that they want. This is the juxtaposition,

(44:13):
the early bird special, the slow eating, the me while
sit and sip the pop up like woo, and they're
all just sitting there taking their time. I remember going
out to my grandparents. It would take a long, long,
long time.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yeah, and you know that they're gonna come with all
the jokes. You know, I'll have the chicken breast sandwich
minus the chicken.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Or did you fall from heaven because you're rangel? Alright?
Oh did it hurt?

Speaker 16 (44:47):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (44:49):
All?

Speaker 1 (44:49):
You name it? Yeah? Right? What was it? Little bult bite?

Speaker 4 (44:53):
You know?

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Yes? What a buck and a quarter came down with
tol FITTI. You know, yeah, you have all the jokes
and you you know, the girls are t but they
just want your money, right, and then you leave a tip.
And here's the worst part. The elders don't tip well.
So this is actually, in in theorem, a very lucrative idea,

(45:14):
but in practice, they sit, they want coffee, they're passing gas.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
There's and Hooters wings are all though good, all though good,
and we do enjoy them. They will take care of
business for you.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Okay, they take care of business like Babman Turner River Drive.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Do you mean that they'll just clear out the system,
clear out the system no time? And uh, you know,
the older you are, the faster it happens. So you know,
I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
So you you know, like the people that are there,
and maybe they can't hear, so it's like it's it's
like that, you know, they can't get their friends to go.
Do you think if they're double team and tables, do
you think they go? Okay, eighties, thanks for coming or okay, sir,
thanks for coming again.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
That's why that's why it's so loud. That's why you
hear it. And it's so loud.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
I mean, I just I can't even imagine.

Speaker 13 (46:11):
Get out.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
I say, it's too fat, Dad. Here's your Jeffy shot. Yeah,
how long have you been here? Sirto mano, I gotta
tell you this is this is something. This is one. Yeah,
you know, diabolical, dirty, no good, nasty, spank worthy hooters.

(46:36):
I got to tell you those villages, man, they know
what they're doing down there. You say the clothes pop
off and you are not kidding my I mean my
closes are half off, and I'm.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
A text a message to Rizzle and Jeff now to
a two eight two four oh one o five nine.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
It's five ninety Mountnashill's classic round the Rizzo and Jeff
show curious curiously, that's why your friends calls whiskers. Yeah,
your friends. That's right, you don't have any friends? Shoots
a text? Yeah, it's wait two four oh one five nine.
Phone's not working still, But I have faith that we

(47:14):
will have them done by school.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
That means that's Monday.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
By Monday, we'll have them. Oh sorry, bye bye Halloween,
Bye Halloween. Okay good yeah more realistic? Yeah, yeah, so bye.
You know, I'm going to play play you something, and
I want to know because you told me, Jeff to
google the inside of a geese's mouth or a goose mouth.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Geese are more than one, but yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Whatever, whatever the heck it is.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Just take a look at their yap, right all right?

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Now, does anyone know what the waffle house mascot is? I?

Speaker 2 (47:54):
I did not know.

Speaker 16 (47:55):
No.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Well, allegedly in some states it is a gator with
the waffle house hat and uh, I guess some kind
of overalls on it.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
I thought it was like a like just like a
like a happy like waffle character type of thing, like
somebody that.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Just tells a happy waffle.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
We just somebody that likes that makes waffles and is
happy to be making waffles.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
So you thought their mascot was a guy with dispatue
of making waffles.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Yeah, like the old school you know, donut guy from
dunkin Donuts?

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Yeah, who's that?

Speaker 2 (48:31):
You know, that guy who had the mustache and the
donut maker guy from uh not McDonald's, from dunkin Donuts,
the old school donut maker guy.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
And so you thought that the waffle House is mascot.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
I didn't even think about it the freaking care.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Well, there's not that's not true. The waffle house mascot
is a goose. No it's not. Yes it is, Yes,
it is. And each waffle house is responsible for raising
the two thousand dollars in their community to buy a

(49:07):
waffle house goose, and the children name the goose together. Okay,
and I love that about this story, but I want
you to hear it and tell me if this I
don't know it seems a little off to you.

Speaker 19 (49:20):
A better place to have it A real life wild
goose Chase and Goose Creek. A man facing charges after
attempting to steal a giant goose statue, which is valued
a two thousand dollars from outside a waffle house in
Berkeley County, Miss Is Katy van Bansa joins us now
Live from Goose Creek, and Katie, you have more details
on the story there. It is the goose statue.

Speaker 20 (49:41):
Uh yeah, Brendan, that's right. I'm here with waffles the
goose outside the waffle house.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Is that
waffles the goose? Did she just say I'm here with
waffles the goose. Oh?

Speaker 2 (49:54):
You know it's cutting dry? Easy to do, right, waffles
the goose? Yeah, pretty easy?

Speaker 1 (49:59):
You got it go better than Waffles the Goose. What
about syrup? No too much? What about bluem bevern, No
too much? Too much?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
You waffle the Goose.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
I don't like it, but Brendon, that's right.

Speaker 20 (50:15):
I'm here with Waffles the Goose outside the waffle House
on Goose Creek Boulevard. As you can see, he's back
in his rightful place now. But he's had an eventful
of past few days.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Why is the town called Goose Creek? Why is everything
named goose? And why is the waffle house's mascot named goose?

Speaker 2 (50:33):
They're really a menace by the way they poop all
over the place, you know.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
So then why didn't they want Why didn't they want
this to go away? You know, I don't know, I
don't know. It's it's an interesting.

Speaker 20 (50:48):
He's had an eventful of past few days.

Speaker 16 (50:51):
This is a first for us.

Speaker 21 (50:53):
Waffles is part of a flock of around forty goose
statues across the city. He was adopted by waffle House
through the Adopt a Goose, funded by donations.

Speaker 20 (51:01):
From customers and employees.

Speaker 21 (51:03):
But according to an incident report of team by News
to a former employee and frequent customer has to plan
to steal waffles.

Speaker 16 (51:10):
So we received a call probably two hours in advance
of the goose snapping, and we were told.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
That, okay, they're really referring to this as a goose snapping. Yeah,
this is a goose snapping.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
It seems to be. It's the biggest news in a day.
It is South Carolina.

Speaker 16 (51:28):
He potentially happened.

Speaker 21 (51:29):
Paul Carlton allegedly backed his car up to where Waffles stands,
picked the bird up and put him in his trunk
and call police, who were able to intervene. Carlton claims
he was told by the former employee to steal the
goose because she believed she had to write to it.

Speaker 16 (51:44):
One of the employees had been fired and felt like
because she had donated toward the purchase of the goose,
that she was entitled to take the goose. So unfortunately,
she found someone else and told them to go retrieve
the goose for her, and he was who was arrested.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Okay, what in the hell's going on there? Yeah? You know,
you know, I just want to I just from your perspective,
what is going on? You have goose snappings in a
town called Goose. You have waffles. You have goose.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
The you have waffles the goose.

Speaker 16 (52:19):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
You have geese that are there's there's forty of them
at two grand pop. That's eighty thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
In the dot.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
The waffle house here have a goose out front. I
haven't even looked. When I was up, I was over
like Petco.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
A two A two four oh one oh five nine.
If you know the answer I am going to. I'm
trying to drive down.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
The goose holds a plate of waffles in one hand
and a cup of coffee in the.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Other hand, right on tunnel Road.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
No, I mean there's one just up by the Petco Okay,
up by the outlets, just out happen. I don't know.
I don't remember. It's not like I stare at it.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
No, But I'm trying to drive down. So I see
the Mountaineer and I see the snoak, and then I
go up the hill and then I'm just trying.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
I'm thinking pet Co, I, you know, come down, loop around,
and I'm looking to the right now I'm not I
don't I don't know if there's a goose out there
or not.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
I don't know. Yeah, you know what and and geese
make things festive. So I don't know. I just I
thought that maybe we want a little overboard, uh with
the waffle house here. I thought the waffle house maybe,
like you said, should have a man, a spatula, some
butter and waffle juice. Just keep things easy, folks, it's

(53:34):
just trying to get cute with the geese. Knock it off.
Just give give Jeff what he wants. A man with
a waffle iron. That's it. That's it. It's butt and dry.

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Speaker 1 (54:41):
Now.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
One of the rising stars in college football is South
Carolina quarterback Leonora Sellars. As he's gearing up for his
sophomore season right there in Columbia, and uh, you know,
he had a great debut, looking to build upon it.
People are talking Heisman conversation, always a good thing, always
a positive. Okay, So the hype is pretty big around him,

(55:05):
so big to the point that you know, look, the
Consel kids are making bookoo bunks these dates. All right,
he has a he has a worth now just this
is just a sophomore just because of sports of close
to about four million dollars with nil Okay, are you serious?

Speaker 1 (55:24):
What do they give him money?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
And he just purchased Now, imagine being in college. Think
about when you were in college, Okay, even if you
played some sports whatever it might have been. He decided
that hey, what the heck, let me make a purchase, okay,
with all this new wealth and pull up to college
in a one hundred and eighty five thousand dollars Mercedes

(55:47):
Benz g Wagon.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Oh my god. See dude, here's my problem. I look,
I do believe if you are you know, Kwon Barkley
for Penn State, if you're Tim Tebow at Florida State,
if you're you know Shador Sanders, who by the way,
is terrible in the NFL, not looking great, but you know,

(56:10):
for for college. I mean, if you're bringing the college
in that kind of money because Jalen Hurts Oklahoma and
Alabama Tua Tonga, baila, if you are bringing the college
that kind of money and those kind of fans, I
believe you should get a cut. I mean, have we
gone from one extreme, which is zero dollars in a

(56:32):
free education, to the other extreme where here's five million
bucks to five million? Knows he could quit school and
go home. Oh well, that's what I'm saying and live fines.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
He's gonna make a think probably well not him, okay,
but there there isn't like a true possibility for some
players that could make more in college with nil deals.
Than maybe their first deal in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah him, You're Sanders
made like nine million.

Speaker 11 (57:00):
I know.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
So is that a good thing, bad thing? I don't know.
But he's you know, he's gonna come out. He'll be
a top quarterback, dual threat. He can throw, he can run,
you can sling the ball really good. So he'll be
a top five pick. But you know, so at the
end of the day, I don't know. But it's just
it's a whole different world. I get it. Look, if
they use your likeness, pay me for it, But at
what point are we getting you know, really lots of

(57:23):
money in college. It's a total distraction.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Well, that's what I'm saying. And then so you're his
other teammate. Let's say you're his wide receiver. Let's just
say you're a walk on, and you know what you're
doing pretty darn good, and you know you're working hard,
and you're in there working out in the gym at
five in the morning. You know, you know, he's got
a two hundred thousand dollars car and you have fifteen

(57:48):
hundred bucks and a fifteen hundred in college. That's what
I'm saying. Well, okay, from an nil. Let's say you
have fifteen hundred bucks and a meal plan from the
local sandwich shot from the locals. You're sponsored by Mersey Jikes,
you know, the sandwich shote right right right, you know,
and he's sponsored by PEPSI.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
You're out there slinging the stickball special.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
You got the stickball special. You say, order that number eleven,
you get that stickball, and it's like, what's going on here? Yeah?
I don't like it. I I don't like it. I
don't like when some gott to sling the stickball and
then other kids got fighting.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Now you got to run around smelling like onions. Like
the Ashvil Airport, it.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Does smell like onions. What's going on at the Asvel Airport?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
They have the Jimmy Johns And you know, it was
the first time I was in there, you know, since
they completed the entire thing.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
I had a Jersey Mikes, they'd have a stickball, no onions.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
So I'm looking around and I'm thinking that the fat
guy next to me is smell like onions, and then
it just dawns on me. But the whole airport, as
a whole airport is just a big pile of onions.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
It's just because of.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Jimmy John's I didn't think that puppy through.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Huh, welcome to that, Nashville, everybody.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Are we still doing this? The JNN is on your
radio now.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
A night.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
So look, they're trying to figure out who is going
to perform at the super Bowl. There were some rumors
I think last month about Jay z Okay. I get that.
That's fine, I understand that. But uh, something about Taylor
Swift's latest talk of six Sourdough has fans making connections

(59:34):
to a potential super Bowl halftime performance. The fan theories
involved San Francisco forty nine Ers, mascot Soward No Sam,
the number sixty, and a specific date on her eras tour.
So I like people, they're trying to put all this
kind of thing together, oh with sourdough, and.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
I don't know, dude, it's gonna be Eagles Chief Centeryma,
the Eagles are gonna win again, and then they're gonna
then Patrick Mahomes will officially start going downhill. That's what's
gonna happen. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
She revealed that Sowardo has taken over her life in
a huge way. Nobody likes how much sourdough she admitted
toward dough. Are we talking about bread? She admitted to
thinking about bread sixty percent of the time of her life.
And I guess that all has to do with the
forty nine ers mascot. Who is sourdough Sam? And then

(01:00:29):
maybe because it has a football reference, you know, it
could be a nod to the Super Bowl itself, the
sixtieth such event. Everybody's all the swifties trying to pull
all this together and make it into something.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Right here it is Deebo Samuel is gonna get well,
he's washing. Sorry, not Deebo sam Brock perty gonna get
hurt again. Kittle is on the downswing. They have no
wide receivers, not a shot. It'll be a Chiefs Eagles ream.
It is what it is, Get over it, and I

(01:01:03):
will say this, Taylor is swift. What is what is
her obsession with sourdough? Why is she thinking sixty percent
of the time that she's awake about sourdough? Brad and
what's going on Jason Kelsey? Doesn't he say wake up?

Speaker 11 (01:01:18):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
No, Dan? What is he though? He's you know, he
isn't so much.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
I know he's there trying to make a buck half
of football with his brother riding the tails a little bit, Jason,
you know. But at the end of the day, this
is Look, we're not in the we're not in the
pomp music realm of things where we use zero in
and pay a bunch of attention to Taylor Swift that
do this. I mean, this was the biggest thing last week,
you know, you know, talking about her album on that podcast,

(01:01:43):
and uh, you know, but we're not in that space
as much a lot of attentions.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
I'm actually really really glad.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Yeah, I mean, if she did the halftime, it's not
gonna be terrible, you know, so no, but it's gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Be Oh and then if if if the Chiefs don't
make it, I mean realistically, you know they they the
Bills can't beat them. If Joe Barrow gets better, I mean,
but then who do you have in the in the East?
I mean, really, Washington's couple of years away, Detroit crumbles,
Vikings crumble. I mean, it'll be a rematch. And then

(01:02:17):
why I mean, it's just so here's the thing that
the Super Bowl. You've to say, the Super super.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Bowl coming up this year is going to be at
Levi Stadium, which is where the forty nine ers play.
Why and that's why. And that's why she made the
sourdough reference because sourdough is their mascot. So you're trying
to bring it all together and figure something out. So
she does she performs it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
That was the most pointless what you say, I'm pointless.
That was the most pointless argument that any human being
has ever made for somebody to perform the Super Bowl. Okay,
and I hope it's Jay Z Yeah, you know. And
Will Smith, Will Smith.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
You want noise, folks, I want I want big Willie's stuf.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Big Willie style will tear the house down.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
We've asked them to stop, but they just keep making
it worse. Jeff News that worked, or as you might notice,
the JNN is on your radio.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Boy all right? Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Why are bats attacking people in Henderson County?

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Finally here uh. County County officials are warning residents of
increased bat sightings indoors. By the way, According to a
spokesperson for Henderson County and the Department of Public Health,
they're seeing an increase in call some residence in the
Hendersonville area please text us and let us know if

(01:03:43):
you've been attacked by a bat.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Yeah, look, if you'd like it, to call you back.
You know a two eight two four oh one oh
five nine, same number you text, we'll call you back.
Our phones are not working still, but we're getting there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Numerous bat encounters are prompting officials to give you safety
reminders when it comes to a potential bat exposure. And
a lot of this is happening. You know, bats half
of the ray bays, so they all rabbit and they're
you know, they're no turnal, but they can see forging around,
you know, as it begins to get you know, the

(01:04:15):
sun goes down a little bit. But I don't know
why they would just be attacking people in Henderson. There's
bats everywhere. Why Henderson County is there such a vicious assault.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Well, there's a couple of things going on in h County.
One right next to down past the Harris Teeth. It's
you know, it's on its way, it's not open yet,
but there's a BP gas station attached to Burger King.
They were the only one with spicy chicken fries. That's one.
You think it's sheets, You think they're hanging out. He

(01:04:48):
was gonna say it might be the sheets, right, but
also sound some fried goodies. Well, here's the thing. They
haven't been able to find Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne. Yeah,
been able to fun Man the Batman. And I'm telling you,
I think Bruce Wayne game Nashville and I and I

(01:05:09):
think that what's happening is uh he's flying around and
he's trying to create the version so that nobody knows
where and who Bruce Wayne really is.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Yeah, you know it's a good one. Really, I thought
that one through.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Yeah, I did. I did.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
It was good right in then.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
Text a message to Rizzle and Jeff now to a
two eight two four oh five nine.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
That's a rise on Jeff Show one O five nine Amount,
Nashville's classic rock Jeff. We had to be prepared because
Ava Leone Cock is in jail. Uh Ava decided to
just bring gunfire to a small town in Minnesota and
just start just going bang bang at people in cars.
She was trying to just shoot and kill people.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Gotta tell you, Tim Walls is not very happy about this, Tampa, Tim,
he doesn't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
He doesn't like it. Do you know what Tim's doing?
He is walking in his jazz pants down all the
way to Elba and he is gonna do a rally
to stop this. Okay, he's gonna do a rally to
stop guns in his jazz pants. He is gonna he
is he's doing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
He's doing the Tim Skip, so everybody comes with him.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
And you remember that nineties toy skip it, right, He's
gonna use skip it all.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
He's everybody with him, his you know, his whole cabinet.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
They're gonna skip their way down to this issue and
they're gonna solve this horrendous gun gun problem.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
And what did you say? The person's name was Ava
Leone Cock. That's why he's going. Well, he's gonna be
very disappointed that it's Kosz eight, okay, and that it's
a sixty four year old lady. But uh let me
let you hear the news story and we can talk
about it because, like I said, Tim Walls is skipping.
I mean he's forty miles out from uh oh, that's

(01:06:59):
nothing to him.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Never see those fancy feed move hey move guide.

Speaker 22 (01:07:05):
Stare Elbow woman is in custody after gunfire erupts in
Winona County. Thank you for being with us some Brockbergee.

Speaker 23 (01:07:14):
And I'm Kitlin Alexander continuing coverage tonight at six o'clock.
Sheriff's deputies took sixty four year old Ava Leone Cock
into custody this morning for reportedly shooting at a vehicle
last night. Deputies say they found a firearm and shellcasings
believed to be used in the shooting in her apartment.
According to Winona County Sheriff ron Ganrud, a thirty four

(01:07:35):
year old woman had pulled into a parking lot on
South Main Street just after ten pm when at least
seven rounds rang out. The woman hid in her car
during the shooting, but was bleeding from her face. Sheriff
says the injuries were likely caused by shrapnel. Responders took
her to Mayo Clinic Saint Mary's Hospital with non life
threatening injuries. Multiple agencies responded, including the Wabashak County Share Office,

(01:08:00):
Almost Did County Sheriff's Office, Saint Charles Police Department, Minnesota
State Patrol, and the BCA. Cocka's scheduled to appear in
court tomorrow at eleven am. The sheriff says Cock and
the victim know each other, but they had no known
previous altercations.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
So I mean interesting, It's just I mean, Abe Leone
is just out there shooting at a thirty four year
old innocent woman. And and like they said, they had
no knowledge of one another to begin with. So when
they say Cock is scheduled.

Speaker 23 (01:08:36):
To appear in court tomorrow at eleven am, the sheriff says,
Cock and the victim know each other, but they had
no known previous altercation.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
There's no no previous altercation.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Yeah, well too needs to get down there. He knows
how to shoot a rifle, remember that, so he can
maybe you know, show or so there's there's not shrapnel
all over the place. He can he can teach her.

Speaker 11 (01:08:56):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Well, see that's the thing. I mean, you know, if
he's skips his lou down there, I mean, av is
already in jail, right, and Ava looks pretty rough. I mean,
say what you want. And you know, I don't care
how anyone feels politically, but I'm looking at Ava Leone
here and she looks, well, I gotta be honest, she

(01:09:17):
looks like George Went, and I really think he might
be confused. She is George Wait, she is George Went.
And I really think that that Governor Walls might be confused.
And when they say to the gov.

Speaker 23 (01:09:34):
Cocka's scheduled to appear in court tomorrow at eleven am,
the sheriff says, Cock and the victim know each other,
but they had no known previous altercations.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
And sixty four years old. I mean he's gonna go,
is that? George? George went? You look ravishing? Wow? I
mean you've lost weight. I mean you have you have
really just gotten And I like I love a bad
boy like I mean George. This is a bad boy.

(01:10:05):
That's a bad boy. That's a bad boy, isn't it. Yeah? Well,
I mean able leone, it's just bad boy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Let's skip on down there, Tim Walls, Hey, look, everybody's
got a tye patsa bad boy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Georgia one one a type.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
Take some message to Rizzo Jeff now on the one
nine the Mountain text.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Line It is one of five nine in the mount
Nashville's classic rock the Rizo and Jeff showing has Disney
gone too far? Disney is a place where you're supposed
to have joy? Am I correcked?

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Well, you're you're attempting joy. Uh, But when you go
there if you're not a kid. Uh, the whole thing
is just physical pain. Well from the from the hot
blacktop to uh to the the uh you know, the
pocketbook taking a hit, all of it a rough go
the crowds. It's a mess. But you do it for
the kid. You don't do it for this.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
But see, here's my thing. And I believe I looked
it up. I believe everyone. The average human being passes
gas thirteen to eighteen times a day. Right, that's just
what happens. The average human pass gas. And Disney Adam, yeah,
I did. And Disney, I'm telling you. My friend bad

(01:11:18):
boy George Went knew it. Oh, George Went, he had
a canon that it was a canon. And you know, unfortunately,
Disney's trying to do away with just normal body functions
because they say it's dirtying their parks.

Speaker 24 (01:11:35):
Art finders are being installed inside Disney World. This new
technology will detect anytime someone farts inside the park. This
will then be used as a way to ban people
who illegally fart and cropt us inside the Disney World parks.
This new technology uses state of the art infrared cameras.
In fact, these part finders are able to detect a
fart from up to five hundred yards to wait and
determine exactly what guess it came from.

Speaker 7 (01:11:56):
They're able to do.

Speaker 24 (01:11:56):
That by connecting it to your magic band, which is
part of the advanced design. Essentially, it combines sonar, radar, RFID,
and infrared technology all into one. The goal is a
better pinpoint who is farting and crop dusting in their
parks so they can ban them. As we reported earlier,
Disney is arresting and banning people who fart inside their parks.
This is because it's a widespread problem and creates a
negative guest experience. These sparkfinders will be located throughout the

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Disney World parks and we'll oversee the main walking areas
and inside the queues. In fact, there will be multiple
fartfinder cameras on Cinderella Castle facing all directions of the park.
Disney believes that they will reduce the amount of fighting
in their parks by eighty percent.

Speaker 7 (01:12:32):
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Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
I gotta be honest with you, I don't like the
way Disney's approaching this. I mean, you know, well, because
I mean, you know, I was looking at some of
the infrared pictures. There was a lady who just had
to you know, I mean she was actually eating a
sandwich and it's like she's not allowed to have a sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
Nobody told her skin umisdes well. Let me ask you
the proportions on the people that you're noticing. Yeah, I think,
you know, I think we're zeroing in. I think they
know where the cameras are headed. So if you and
first off, I want that job, by the way, to
be the donor. That watch is infrared, that's right, that's right.
I can live, you know, I'll live in Celebration, Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
So what you're saying is, you know you're not gonna
go after like the built tough dudes. What you're gonna
do is you're gonna look for for either me Ma,
pe Paul. You're gonna look for bad boy George Went,
and you're gonna say get out.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Well, if the goal is to uh, you know, to
take these people out of the way, you know, then.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Then you can't bring any senior.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
You know, what do you see? Seniors are sitting down,
So you're gonna see it. Just go you know, exactly
who you're will you stop? You know exactly who you're
zeroing in on. You know the people to look for.
You got them, you know. So you're saying they want
to eliminate the large. They look it just is what
it is. They hold up things all right. Yeah, you

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know you gotta wait for forever when they sit down
on a ride to push the bar down. Yeah, everything's
to hold up the large. Don't want to be there
to guy, Okay, you don't want to be at Disney.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
You're right, so you cropped us, you get out, then
you get it, you get out of your free card,
and then the lady has to take the kids all day. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
I gotta tell you know what that Walt Disney, that
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I heard that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
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Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Look, if you like electric cars, more power to you. Okay, yeah, gorb,
it's your thing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
You like it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
You you charge that puppy up and you ride around.
But things like this with electric cars that are kind
of bizarre. Volkswagen has introduced a monthly fee for its
electric cars where people have to pay extra to unlock
the full horsepower.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
What that's right? You get? How can they even do that?
How much do you pay an electric car?

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
Mind you? Okay, you get around fifteen percent more horsepower
for twenty two dollars a month. So it's a subscription
plan for their electric cars that if you pay on it,
then you could unlock more horsepower. I guess as you go.
I'm not a big car guy. How would they lock
the horse power ID electric?

Speaker 11 (01:16:13):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
I don't know. There's got to be a mechanical list
in it. I mean eight to eighty two, you know,
two four oh one oh five nineheot, it's a text.
How would they slow down your horse power? They don't
slow it down? So, but then how do they give
you more? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
So their Volkswagen the ID three electric car has two
hundred and twenty eight horsepower, but if you don't pay
the fee, which is twenty two dollars a month, you
only get around two hundred of that horse power. So
I don't know. So they're just you got to pay
for horse power on your car. Uh, there's also you
can pay. You can pay a one time fee of

(01:16:50):
eight hundred and eighty bucks when you buy the car
and it just unlocks everything for you, or you know,
a yearly fee of two twenty five however it is.
But so you just just extra money just to have
the horsepower that's already in the car. It's there, you
can get it, but you can you can't access it.
It's correct.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
So how many horse power does he does it? Two hundred? Okay,
so gives you two and then okay, so then if
you want the extra thirty forty percent, I mean you
got to pay whatever per month. So what if you're
on a payment plan or whatever, and I don't know,
you lose your card, your payment doesn't go throughsday, shut
off the horse power. Yeah, that's a good question.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
There was a viral video of a guy who was
driving around in a Tesla and he was on a
major highway. Everybody's going eighty miles an hour, and he
didn't make his payment and Tesla shut his car and
he was stuck and he couldn't control it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
He wasn't able to control it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
So he was he was trying to get it to
slow down and he couldn't control it. Because they did that,
didn't make a payment, and they're able to do those
kinds of things. It's it's uh, it's ridiculous. But oh yeah,
I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
Oh my godness, just.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
Give me the patrol and let me go. Let me
go about my business.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Brother, Amen on the petroleum, what are we still doing this?

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
The JNN is on your radio now.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
Rizzo, and I often talk about uh, you know, lawsuits,
class action lawsuits.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
That wish we would come up I wish.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
We would come up with and we just miss out
on them, and the other we just we're looking at
it and we're going they're gonna get paid because it
makes sense. And that's another one. Airlines could now face lawsuits.
And if you've flown you've probably you know, sat in
one of these seats over windowless window seats so roll
you know, rose that don't line up with a view

(01:18:40):
of you know what paying for a window seat is
if you've been in those where maybe like one of
the windows is like half years and half of the
seat in front of you, So it's one of those.
So the lawsuit with Delta and United Airlines going on
right now for window seats because you pay, you know
a little extra sometimes for for window seats in the Senate,
the depending on the road, so the windows aren't completely

(01:19:02):
lined up. Then it's false advertising.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
Is it though, Because theoretically what they promise you is
a view from a window. Now, if it's halfway between
you and the other person. I've been on one of
those planes, you put it up and as long as
it's still like where you can control it. You can
look out the window. You just have to make sure,
you know, the guy doesn't lean back the whole way.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Well, but they're saying, for example, of some of the
Boeing seven thirty seven aircrafts have a row on the
left side that's just ahead of where the wing is
where the air conditioning ducks run. So there's no window whatsoever.
So you're paying for the window seat there. Yet you're
not getting a window, so you're paying the extra so
kind of like an obstructed view at like a ballgame,

(01:19:47):
you should be paying less, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Uh, Okay, do they at least include you in the
food and beverage service. You're a part of that, Okay, Well,
you know, I mean as long as you're part of
the food and beverage. I mean, you know, I think
that's the most important.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
And I you know, I do apologize because I you know,
I was traveling this weekend and I always bring you Upcott.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
I didn't get the biscon.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
It was a quick flight from Philadelphia, and then they
were they were fearful of turbulence, so they had to
move very fast and we didn't wind up having turbulence.
There was a turbulence. What's They're like, everybody, get your seats,
a buckle up, they'll be turbulence. I'm like, there's not
a cloud in the sky. What are we gonna say?
No turbulence whatsoever?

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
We didn't have it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
So and the pilot, I'm gonna tell you a little
on the chunky.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Side, chunky pilot.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Maybe he wanted the biscon. He's maybe the biscott hes
went homeway.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
I was gonna say, do you think he took him home?

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
Do I think he took him home? You know, I
think he him.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
We'd asked him to stop, but they just keep making
it worse. Jeff News that worked, or as you the JNN,
he's on your radio on the mountain.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
All you wonder if people come here to America to
learn English that you know, they look at the dictionary
or they study things and these words are in the
dictionary and they're going, what in the world is happening
because a couple of slang terms have been added to
the dictionary?

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
Okay, and as yaozabowsable bows is still there?

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
No, they're not. It's not some of them. You know,
some words trad wife, red flag, workwife, some of those
have been added.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
But these two did you say trad wife? Yes? What
is that? Traditional wife?

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
I think it's traditional wife. Yeah, yeah, so but these
two are the slang ones they say got added. Ok
Uh skip skibbitity s k i b i d I
skibbiti skibbity.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Uh no, never heard of it? Does it tell us
what skibbity is.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
Skibbey is from the viral Skibbity toilet series. It's a
z any word that is used playfully with varying or
no meaning. That's a good one, that's good. It can
also mean cool or bad, but it has no meaning.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
All right. So it's in down a verb and adverb
and an adjective. So you could be a skibbity. You
could take a skibbity, you could eat a skibbity. You
could go on top of a skibbity. You could go
swimming into skibbity. You could spank your skibbity. You could
do whatever, spank you scibbity. I like that, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
And then uh and then the uh, the next one
I think we have. Your boy probably uses this delulu.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Have you heard? I do know delulu? Delusion? Yeah, delusional Yeah,
and he does that, and he says something that's not skibbity,
but he sings this like song that they sing on
YouTube all the time. I can't remember what it is.
But he sits there and he'll like, you know, sing
whatever song. And he's like obsessed with this garden game now.

(01:22:45):
And I'm just like, dude, like, how can you do
this for like nineteen hours? Like it's a fake garden?
Like if you like gardening, let's go garden, you know
what I mean, Like, let's do something.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Yeah, yeah, you know it's you know, probably you're being
delude dad. You know the one yeah, oh yeah, the one.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
I do like?

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Uh is uh a mouse jiggler?

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
A mouse jiggler is software or hardware used to simulate
a provide movement of a computer mouse.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
So, uh, you just just mouse jiggle. I just mouse
triggle all day. You sit there with Drew and you'd
go jiggle jingle.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Me and Drew mouse jiggle together.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
I'm just dying.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
I'm not I'm not mouse jiggling over Drew.

Speaker 4 (01:23:30):
Text a message to Rizzle and Jeff now to a
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Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
It's one of five nine A mount Nashville's Clay has
a Rock The Rizo and Jeff Show. But no, I
want you to imagine that, Uh back sixty years ago
you ran over somebody like Ted Kennedy. Did I want
you to imagine that?

Speaker 11 (01:23:53):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
Thirty head Ted, Yeah, big head Ted. I want you
imagine thirty five years ago you had no money in
your round the convenience store and you never got caught.
All right, Okay, these are some of the things that
people hold in theirselves for the rest of their lives.
But thanks to uh a wonderful man, a gate crasher,

(01:24:18):
Bill Edgar, the Coffin Confessor, he will come to your
funeral and he will tell all of the wicked things
that you did to your family as you're dying.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
So so what what he does is before you pass,
you give you meet him, get you meet him, You
give him all of your deep dart secrets. Okay, whatever
it is you know, uh you know Uncle Bobby, you
know you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
Know hangs children's bathing.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
His aunt was Aunt Bobby, Right, So whatever it may be,
all of your all of your secrets. And then on
your the day of your wake, your funeral, he gets
He stands up in front in a sense, crashes it.
I mean, that's what he's saying, crashes the funeral, and
then tells everybody there all of your deep dart secrets
that you confided in him, but you don't have to
have the backlash of your family after the fact.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Well that is true. So this is a quick it's
only going to be focused on one little thing.

Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
Really, No, I'm not reading this. I'm not reading this. Uh,
it's time for the news you may have missed. They
did this, fine, it's time to.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Show so Bill Edgar the Coffin Confessor. Now it's interesting because,
I mean, there are some things in my life I've
done that like I'm ashamed of. But realistically, I don't
think I have anything that I like. I would want
somebody to go to my wake and tell everyone I did.
It's not like I did anything awful, but some of
these people have.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
We we've done some wild things. One night, yeah, remember
the one one night I wound up driving us a
home in an army in this sort.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
No, right, you were in a hammer. I was in
like a radio station vehicle and we were in a
blizzard and it was New Year's Yeah. Yeah, we've done
We've we've done some stuff. Yeah, that's true. I think
it's through you. Yeah.

Speaker 25 (01:26:12):
The funeral crushing I do isn't just revenge or attacks
on other people. It's you know, it's good, bad, funny
and sad. My name's Biller and I am the coffin confessor.
In short, my crash funerals on behalf of the deceased.
At the very start, I mean, it's someone's going to

(01:26:32):
interrupt a funeral service. I mean there's a lot of
grieving people there. People are upset about all types of things.
And then you've got the emotions of the people that
are remembering my client, you know, all these lovely times
and great memories and that, and then I've got to
come in, stand up and tell everybody to sit down,
shut up, or bugger off, because my client in the

(01:26:53):
Coffin's got something to say. And this is what it is,
to be honest with you. It started as a joke.
I told the dying man that I crashed his funeral
for him, and he took me up on that offer,
and he paid me handsomely to do.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
So, and so began the business. And now I have
I have.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
Here.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
So I mean he's told people that, you know, they've cheated, treated,
they have secret families that they've you know, killed people,
that they've had affairs that you know, they've you know,
used to like go out and beat up people at
night that they were like, you know, a local robber

(01:27:38):
in town. It's it's crazy, what a gig. Well, he
says handsomely, you know. And here's the thing. This is
how he gets you because he's the only one who
does it right. It's like it's like twenty five hunch
for him to roll up to your family and say
to your wife, by the way, I know you're grieving,
but your husband was bt Hey, right, okay, your husband

(01:28:04):
was Dennis Raider. Well, but that's the point. That's a
And could you tell me if you could trace the fluff? No, Dennis, No,
we can't, so good I trust man. That's the problem
with people in Oklahoma. Where was he? Here's the deal.

(01:28:24):
You you're asked the police who have been trying to
get you because you've blind bounded, tortured and killed many people.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
You're telling me his wife didn't know that something was off.
Get the hell out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
He was a church deacon, so he would do it
to the church. But here's the thing you mean to
tell me you right on the news to the cops.
Is it okay if I send you something on a
floppy and will it be able to be tracing? And
the cops are gonna say, ok.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
This is like Jerry san Jerry Sandusky's wife didn't know
he was having boys birthday parties in the basement.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
Did you find it odd? Let me tell you something,
Missus Sandusky. Leave Missus Sandusky notes okay, okay, just like
missus Paterno. And I'm gonna tell you why. Missus Sandusky
was always tech. Oh stop listen. She was always tasked
with taking care of the dogs, so she was always
outside with the dogs. And then she'd come in and

(01:29:23):
say hey, Jare, and then he'd go, I'm down here
doing some second mile, stuffy, and then she'd be like,
all right, Jare, dinner in fifteen you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
Know, installing a shower in the basements.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
So that's the point. So she was like, gotcha, Jare bear,
everything's okay. Listen.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
Just a little tip ladies out there listening. Uh, when
your husband and his senior years is bringing twelve year
old boys into the basement, not normal?

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
Okay? Just hey, attention okay.

Speaker 4 (01:29:54):
Text a message to Rizzo Jeff now on the one
O five nine the Mountain. Text line to eight two
eight two four, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
It is one a fun night amount Nashville's classic rock
the Rizo and Jeff's showing it is sadly that time
the time where we get to things that we weren't
able to get to today, and there is a plethora
of them. Jeff puts together a lot of stuff and
he just kills me with audio. I'm doing audio till

(01:30:23):
seven thirty in the morning every day. It's it's I am,
I am about you know, to pass out. That's it's
the audio. It's really just all the audio. Yes, it
is what it is. And uh and my tough work, well,
my uncontrolled diabets don't help either, but who cares.

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
Yeah, you're worried too much about taking all your diabetes medicine.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
Yeah it's true. Forget about it. You can cure it holistically.
That's it. Yeah, that's it. Just eat yeah, just eating Carls.

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
Ye. Rizzo Jeff tried to do their work today but
just couldn't quite get it done. So here's where they
try to cram it all in.

Speaker 9 (01:30:59):
At the end.

Speaker 4 (01:31:00):
What didn't make the show one nine the Mountaine.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
A mother's wisdom is wise, and this mother has some
motherly wisdom that cannot be forgotten.

Speaker 18 (01:31:14):
I like to pass on wisdom that I have accumulated
in my life. So here's something I learned today.

Speaker 7 (01:31:22):
If you are standing by the washing machine and you.

Speaker 18 (01:31:26):
Have taken off half your clothes from your sweaty walk
to throw into the machine, and you're standing there half naked,
and one of your kid's friends walks in unexpectedly, that's
a tough thing to come back from.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
Disagree, one hundred percent. Disagree. I think, if anything, I've
done it before.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
This has happened to me before. But let me tell you. Listen, listen.
Was it a the mom and the boyfriend were mid
on the cow getting it Oh, this was the mid
on the couch getting it on. And as I came
up the steps, the door was unlocked. I had come
up the stage. Yeah, yeah, I came up and and

(01:32:12):
let me tell you, mid stride, I could hear it
coming up. Oh, I wasn't quite paying attention. I was
like halfway on the phone by the time I got
to the top of the steps and came down the hallway.
Is when the realization happened that somebody was there. He
jumps up, runs into the bedroom. She's there covered in
a in a in a uh you know, in a blanket. Uh,

(01:32:33):
and it's there's no She's right, there's no coming back
from it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
You It forever changes the culture of a relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
So anybody was it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
Awkward now every time? Absolutely brutal. What about that guy?
I mean, what if his stride was like and he
was a oumpus, like he was a big fat glumbago.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
Was like uh, you know, like the you know, Belding,
mister Belding.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
From he Haskins. He was no buff.

Speaker 2 (01:33:04):
He was Haskins in the buff.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
He was Denny Haskins, like old Denny Haskins, like eighty
some year old Denny has old. But there's no there's
no coming back from it once you once you see
when you sears naked, friend, significant other, whatever it is,
if you catch him naked, you just you sever the relationship,
whether you're together or you're just friends. You can't no more.

(01:33:28):
When you see Dennis Haskins parents nakes. So let me
ask you did that? Did that was over? It was over?
There was no coming back from it. You know that
was and I would with the mom, I would have
tried to make a relationship. But with the guy who
looked like Dennis Haskins naked, I would, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
I think I was like eighteen or something at the time,
and it was, uh, you know, the things that were
being said were filthy, just.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
I mean with filth, mid day fifty midday, just mid
strive fail. Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
I remember it was the summertime. I could just picture it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
And and as you picture it, do you hear the
world's most disgusting things being said to this mother?

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
Yes, yes, I didn't realize it at first. And uh,
and you know, I just see Denny Haskins.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
Saying the most disgusting words.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
Filthy, dirty things.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
Yeap.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
So when you walk in on somebody else's parents nude,
whether it's friends or a significant other, the relationship in
a hole, is it?

Speaker 25 (01:34:30):
Jo?

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
Yeah, you know what, She's right. Yeah, you're right. Yeah,
tried to.

Speaker 4 (01:34:34):
Do the work today but just couldn't quite get it done.
So here's where they try to cram it all in
at the end. It's what didn't make the show. On
one five nine.

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
The Mountain, speaking of midday filth, before we get there.
We have a little peda problem. Oh listen, they came.
Here's the thing. They came after me too. Did they
get your fur No?

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
No, no, no, you know I had I had a fur
coat on, you know, at like a concert or something.
And the mistake was mentioning on the air that I
was going to wear and then wear it there. And
then they were outside like you would think you would
think that Trump was coming into town.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
Like Peta doesn't play games. Oh no, they don't protest
a way.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
Yeah. And so Peter is very upset too about two things. Uh.
The first thing is that they want to change the
cow in Mario Kart because he's got a you know,
a ring, nose rings. Yeah, and they say that is

(01:35:47):
the most sensitive part of an animal, nose, a cow.
So they want to it's well, so Janice, excuse me,
Mark uh, the head of Peter and his wife Janis
the Lama, have worked tirelessly to get this movement off
the ground. And they've worked very hard, and I'm proud

(01:36:10):
of them. Good.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
It's just great.

Speaker 26 (01:36:14):
There are always so many activist organizations going after the
video game industry that it becomes hard to keep track
of all of them, though, it says Peta has gone
after Nintendo over Mario Kart World, requesting that the Gaming
Titan make one change to Cow by removing the character's
brass nose ring. In a letter sent to Furukawa, the

(01:36:35):
Nintendo President, Peta stressed that nose rings are forcibly pierced
through one of the most sensitive parts of the cow's body.
Of course, this is just an esthetic change on a character,
but it is still censorship. They still want Nintendo to
bend the knee to their demands.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
Now, when they say bend the knee to their demands,
they are willing to, you know, accept some responsibility. So
what they did say was, if you know, they'll leave
that alone.

Speaker 20 (01:37:10):
If this is my wife, Janice, the outside world looks
down on a man marrying a lama, but our love.

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
Knows no boundaries.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
Wow, you guys really love animals.

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
And why not?

Speaker 19 (01:37:30):
Mark here has been with Kelly for three years now,
and Gary and Sally here have just managed to have.

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
A child together. Now isn't that beautiful? And so if
Peter could live amongst us in the real world and
he can marry his lama Janis, and all will be well. Wow.
That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
Well, look back in twenty twenty Asheville ranked Ashville wins
the top spot on Pete's Vegan Friendly Cities.

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
No, we just lose our audience.

Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
It was five years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
I was going to say, do we lose hand for
audience by playing Janis the Lama clip? Listen?

Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
Good, good job Ashville for eating all your carrots. Yes, yes,
rizz don't you have tried.

Speaker 4 (01:38:12):
To do their work today but just couldn't quite get
it done. So here's where they try to cram it
all in at the end. It's what didn't make the
show on one five nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
Finally, I'd like to throw an elder woman your way,
and I want you to thank you. Oh thank you.
I waited for the end. Oh thank you. I am
throwing an older woman your way. I want you to
catch her, and I want you to be ready. She
is sitting next to you in your car, and I

(01:38:43):
want you to listen.

Speaker 22 (01:38:44):
Up elbow woman is in custody after a gunfire erupts
in Winona County. Thank you for being with us on
brock Burgee.

Speaker 23 (01:38:51):
And I'm Kaitlyn Alexander. Continuing coverage tonight at six o'clock.
Sheriff's deputies took sixty four year old Ava Leone Cock
into custody this morning for reportedly shooting at a vehicle
last night. Deputy say they found a firearm and shellcasings
believed to be used in the shooting in her apartment.
According to Winona County Sheriff ron Ganrud, a thirty four

(01:39:13):
year old woman had pulled into a parking lot on
South Main Street just after ten pm when at least
seven rounds rang out. The woman hid in her car
during the shooting, but was bleeding from her face. The
sheriff says the injuries were likely caused by shrapnel. Responders
took her to Mayo Clinic Saint Mary's Hospital with non
life threatening injuries. Multiple agencies responded, including the Wabashak County

(01:39:37):
Sheriff's Office, Almstead County Sheriff's Office, Saint Charles Police Department,
Minnesota State Patrol, and the BCA. Cock is scheduled to
appear in court tomorrow at eleven am. The sheriff says
Cock and the victim know each other, but they had
no known previous altercations.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
So this is a sixty four year old woman and
as you will hear, she knew this woman, she just
studied shooting at her Ava Marie or Ava Louise. Excuse me,
Ava Louise Cock she tried to, uh, you know, I
guess shoot at this woman. No known issues.

Speaker 23 (01:40:13):
But Cock is scheduled to appear in court tomorrow at
eleven am. The sheriff says, Cock and the victim know
each other, but they had no known previous altercation.

Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
I mean, they knew each other, no altercations. They had
obviously been together before. They have known each other. Now,
I believe Ava Marie is significantly older at sixty four.
But you know what, how would you describe Marie? I

(01:40:43):
would describe Ava Marie as you know what a skinnier
hotter George went to look. I mean, I mean, if
if somebody were to say.

Speaker 23 (01:41:00):
Can schedule to appear in court tomorrow at eleven am, and.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
You must describe her, I would say, take George went,
take off his skin, put on a new body, put
on that beautiful went face, put on that beautiful win
curly cues. Pump up the buttocks, okay, back it up,

(01:41:27):
put them in some heels, and that is George went
and abra Murray kunk.

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
Well, I gotta tell you nothing can turn a man
on more than a female version of George went

Speaker 4 (01:41:41):
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