0819 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW "SKEE-LO WISHES HE DID NOT SAW OFF HIS LEGS LIKE THIS GUY DID"

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is one of five nine in Mount Nashville's classic
rock The Rizzo and Jeff Show, and uh, well, good
Tuesday over there, Jeff, Good Tuesday over there, day over there, Jeff,
How you doing?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
You know what I'm doing? A okay, don't okay, I
gotta tell you. Last couple of days, I've been zonking
out kind of early. You know, you know, you know.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
I had a hard time on that shoot shoo for
a while, but I figured out the way to do it.
And what it is is the kid has a playdate
and then when the mom goes and picks him up
from the playdate, okay, because he was hanging out at
the soccer center in Black Mountain. Sure, I put on
this cartoons, I'm sleep and they come home bing bang boom.

(00:45):
I'm done. Look.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I kicked off a convo on Facebook about BUCkies coming
to town, which.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
By the way, if you see any Facebook post around
Ashville about BUCkies, okay, that was taken from Jeff. I'm
sure other we'll see people all over putting stuff up.
You just sat and had a conversation. And by the way,
Bucky's coming here is a stupid idea. You can even

(01:11):
go see the sign. It says one hundred and eight
miles at eight mile markets sixty three, one hundred eight
miles away.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
You know, I gotta tell you people are fifty fifty
on it. Oh there's no you know, you get people
that have been here for forever. There's no room. There's
plenty of room, depending on where they want to put it.
It's up to them. You don't not for that in
the cost, I know, but everybody is going. You know,
well Ingles has properties. Well you know they like to
hold on to their properties, so they don't you know,
they don't do that. So yeah, and when it comes,

(01:37):
I don't know the rumors out there, so well, you know,
we will see if BUCkies makes its way.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Hey again, uh you know eight to eighty two four
O one oh five nine. You're gonna have to text
us cause guess what, no phones. And I'm really bummed
today because I'd love to have a Bucky's convo because
here's the situation. I think that's stupid. Beaver sucks. I

(02:02):
hate them, I hate I do. You know what it is.
It's a truck stop where you know what happens, and
they've turned it into this glamorous place it's still a
truck stop. They still got showers. Beaver nuggets, man, listen, Steber, Yeah,
beaver nuggets, that's right, jerky galore. And you go in

(02:23):
the shower and it's like any other truck stop shower.
I went into the shower one time and it was
an oopsie daisy.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well look, dude, beaver nuggets are They're puffed corn. So
it's even they're puffed That's what the beaver nuggets are
that everybody loves there. That's like puff corn. It's like
like pop pop cereal, you know, like the cereal. It's
just puffed corn.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
The why are they beaver nuggets?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
It's popped cereal.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
It's basically, yes, it's what it is. It's like a
glaze kind of like caramel corn flavor, you know, kind
of thing. But you know they got the brisket, the
Texas style brisket over there. But yeah, be overrated possibly.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Well here's the thing. If you ever doubted the power
of this program, ladies and gentlemen, everybody in Asheville's talking
about and posting about BUCkies and that was that was
that was really Jeff Laye in his bad.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
And I was watching everybody at the White House yesterday.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Were you watching at the White House yesterday? Uh? Yeah,
Well here's the thing, you know, Uh, I don't know.
I just don't like him. I don't like I don't
like his stupid hat. I don't like the mascot. He's
too friendly, he's too dopey. You know what I mean.
If your mascot was better, if your mascot was better
and not so dopey. But he's dopey. Don't you think

(03:42):
he's dopey? He's dopey. He got a problem with the beaver.
But I do got a problem with the beaver. Bro
all right, so you know what, come up and opening audio.
I'll give you cool stuff instead of the beaver, all right.
If I'm not about Nashville is at the Rizzo and
Jeff show. You're one stop shop for BUCkies news and

(04:05):
there is none no one hundred and eight miles away.
If you're on I for it after buckets there.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
So guess what if you want, if you want beaver nuggets,
just go buy a box of corn pops.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, and then you're right.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Life goes on.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah. So with that being said, it is time indeed
for opening audio ladies and gentlemen, and I try not
to disappoint. And uh, here I go. We're gonna be
talking about a crazy X. We're gonna be talking about
a philosophical cruck. You say, what's that? That's a philosophical
John Cruck. Okay, and then we're gonna be talk baseball

(04:43):
player if you don't know, Uh, traus it a couple
of teams. He was on the Phillies for a while,
but he's also broadcaster.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
And I and I like it. You know, it makes
you think, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
It does. Uh. And then you have, you know, a
peacock named Kevin. He's causing qua the consternation. Oh kevv Kevin.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Indeed, it's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo
and Jeff Show. A fun, funny way to start your
day on the mountain.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
So crazy ex girlfriends that happens a lot. I've never
I've never had an ex girlfriend that was like crazy
enough to like, you know, smash my windows or anything
like that, like crazy X in general generally.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Well you know why that's the case, because they left you.
You didn't leave them, okay, so they got away from you. Okay,
you would be the one smashing the windows, sugar and
in the tank.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Well, well, if I knew where they were, you know,
I couldn't wait to get away from you. I knew
where they were.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
But they're in witness protection for Aldo, New Mexico. Right,
So listen what this girl did to this poor guy's car.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
A woman from Madison County, Kentucky, is facing a felony
charge after police she calls more than twelve thousand dollars
in damage you were ex boyfriend's car. Court record show
Stephanie Carlquist allegedly dumped salt in the engine, dumped glitter
in there vents, slashed a tire, and cracked the windshield.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
The car was totaled.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Carl Quiz has been charged with criminal mischief and she's
being held on a twelve thousand dollars bond. She is
scheduled to be arranged tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
No waiter, how is your car totaled? With the engine?
The engine?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
She put salt in the engine. So I guess that'll
really let me ask you.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
If you get gas right like and and I don't know,
you throw like salt like in the gas, that's gonna
ruin the engine. These little tiny particles I.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Don't think that you're I don't think you're getting it.
It's not like she just took some iyadie salt like
you would buy at the dollar Tree and put it
in there, like a whole bag of salt in the engine.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
You know, Oh heaven, you mean, oh heaven? So you
mean like like a big fifty pound bag of like
salt from like I it's cold and and bing bang boom.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Well it becomes when you like salt, water becomes a
corrosive so eighty through the end, so it eats through
things right, so and when it dissolves into the any
liquid that is in there, it becomes corrosive.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I'm gonna say she put it in the gas tank,
in a little little spoon of salt, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Listen she Mary Poppins. It's ain't a spoonful of sugar.
She came with the whole bag.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
It's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo and
Jeff Show, A fun funny way to start your day.
One five nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
What did a spoonful of salt makes the medicine go down?

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
The medicine go down? Yeah? You know it makes me
think of a good time in my life.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
That was a good time to us that you and
Mary Poppins, where you're riding a bike with an umbrella.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
I had an umbrella and everything. I even had a
basket basket and what did she have on a nice brazier? Okay,
Mary Poppins rode around the brazier. All right, let's get
to a philosophical crock. John Krook a former baseball player
for the Philadelphia Phillies. At the end of his career,

(08:08):
he kind of, you know, did the little tour, you know,
tried to hang on for a little bit. But uh,
you know, he really considered himself, you know, a Philly.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
He was good. He drank beer, eight hot dogs, and
he only has one of the boys down there.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
He you know what, You're right, he's admitted to he's
admitted he's got one one of them. Was he born
with one?

Speaker 2 (08:28):
No, I think he had a little a shitch happened, so,
uh he had to get rid of one. Okay, stop, Well,
what kind of situation are you in?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, I don't remember. One asked to be gone.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I don't want to say, I don't remember if it
was you know, medical or something serious or not.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Was it like a bobb it. No no, no, no,
oh okay, so it wasn't bomb no okay nevertheless, all right,
so uh pretty philosophical on the Phillies. Uh, you know,
baseball game announcing yesterday. I was like, you know what,
this is a good question. So as you're driving, think
about this. You know that whole book came for as

(09:05):
a chicken or the egg, think about this, think about
time and the watch. Okay, and think about this question
from Kruk the person who had been at the clock? Yeah,
which one the digital or the hey the first clock? Ever,
how did that person know what time it was?

Speaker 5 (09:23):
There?

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Is that sun dial they might have used?

Speaker 5 (09:25):
Is that accurate though?

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Oh? I guess it's as accurate as it can be.
So when you were contemplating the clock things, did you
come up with any answers yourself? Now, I thought i'd
ask you.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
I would think sundial, Yeah, that's what it is. I
don't know about the sundial man, sundials. You know, it's
kind of accurate, but only unless you go top of
the hour. I mean, so you got to set your
you gotta wait an hour to set your clocks. I
don't like it.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Well, it was the sundial, so that would be the
only way.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Well, that's the first clock. But the guy who made
the first like you know clock clock that like spun
around and ticked and tom. I mean how did they
start it?

Speaker 6 (10:01):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Hours, minutes and seconds and things like that came later, right,
So it wasn't like they came up with that immediately
when the when the clock was invented.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
So then what did they say, it's almost sun? Well no,
well there were past moon.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Well more as a got you know, more accurate, you know,
you develop technology develops. This is an ancient Egypt where they.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
How did the Egyptians know what time it was? Okay,
so then the Egyptians would say, what it's one one thirty?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well whatever they had named it at the time, I
guess evening, you know whatever it was, you know morning, evening,
you know, afternoon kind of thing. But you know it
came later when there was better technology they were able
to give you the minutes.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
In the right, the minutes in the hands, and so
so this might have been an Isaac Newton question from
the Rock. Yeah, not not a Rizon Jeff question. Not
all right, sorry, we tried.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
It's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo and
Jeff show, a fun, funny way to start your day
on the mountain.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Also, if you'd like to talk to us at a
two four oh one oh five nine, shoot a text over.
His phones are still down, but that doesn't mean we
can't go on and have a lot of fun like
today with this peacock named Kevin. Now we have a
naughty peacock and he was a peacock in Ohio who escaped.
Uh and uh the officer's bodycam footage. It's pretty fun.

(11:27):
The owner said that it might respond to its name.
So if you see a peacock and you go, yo,
cav cav calv. So he uses it a lot, but
it actually is how they get him.

Speaker 7 (11:39):
The advised, this is a lost peacock. Six has the
owner and the route. What is going to try and
keep it on the post property?

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Kevin, you need to go back to them, Kevin, do
not come here.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
Kevin's coming back your way, be advised.

Speaker 8 (11:53):
Kevin was a town.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Paul Kevin Thrill. So, Kevin, you know is was surrounded. Kevin,
did you know you didn't do nothing? Nobody?

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Peacocks are aggressive, you know that, right? Like they're quite aggressive.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Are they aggressive?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah, yeah, especially the males. Okay, So so Kevin, are
we talking about the beautiful plate?

Speaker 3 (12:14):
I get it.

Speaker 9 (12:14):
That's it's all the beautiful plumage. It's all a roots,
the plumes. The plumage is all roots out. If you're
if their corner, they attack, really packing, scratching, all kinds
of things.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
So they give you the beautiful plumage only to cut your.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Throat, especially when it's breeding season and when they are
when you got to horned up, Kevin the peacock. Oh
are you serious? Oh yeah, you're done. Get you stay
far away.

Speaker 10 (12:40):
All right.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
I didn't know that, all right, real Jack, Hannah, Thanks
Jungle Jeff, Yeah, text a message.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
To Rizzo and Jeff now to a two eight two
four oh.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
It is one of five nine of Mount Nashville's claims
are ground the Rizzo and Jeff Show, And a lot
of times that's why we have our own news network
here on the Rizone Jeff Show. A lot of times, Jeff,
unless you're listening to one oh five nine in the
Amountain and you get the news directly from the JNN.

(13:13):
Sometimes news people take liberties that maybe maybe they shouldn't look,
you know, you're a young whipper snapper on the news.
You okay, and you're excited.

Speaker 11 (13:30):
You know all this.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
You know the time in college you make the call mom,
I got the big break, you got the gig. Yeah,
you get the big story, the big break, and then yeah,
and sometimes you know, you think you're being silly. You
have to look in the mirror once in a while.
But you know, things happen.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
If your first big story happens to be about a
man who went overseas to have his bones sawed in half,
and then I he had plates and rods, Yeah, rods
put in his legs so he could be taller. Okay,

(14:09):
you shouldn't immediately say to the guy, do you know
the Skillo song I wish I was a little bit taller?

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, yeah, it was. You know, I'm sure he's heard it. Yeah,
I'm sure. In the you know, early to mid nineties.
I remember when this song came out on the radio
and everybody was singing it, Hello, I wish it was
a little bit taller.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Which it was a baller and a caller whatever, it was, right, but.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
It was all about he was Skilo was short, and
it was about being taller and trying to get the
ladies type of thing. So that's what the song was
really about. And I guess she channeled uh. And I
don't even know if she was old enough to remember
this song.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
There's no way I actually I'm looking at her. She
looks like she was born like in two thousand.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Right, so she wouldn't. But you know, you don't then
go on and take the liberties, like you said, of
the moment you have to wrap the song. It's to
your two Caucasian.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
To do it well. And the thing is is that
not only that you are also you can't do something
from when you aren't alive, like you don't have the
oomph behind it. And you're gonna hear that because the
crux of the story is insane. Okay, the crux of
the story is very simple. There was a man who

(15:24):
was five foot five. He didn't want to be that short.
He traveled to Turkey where they cut his legs off. Okay,
they put they sold his femur bones. They put rods
where his bones should be, and they gave him a

(15:47):
crank wheel and he was supposed to crank it every
couple of days for ninety days. So instead of him
being five to five. He's now six foot six foot one. However,
it is extremely dangerous. I guess it's an operation that
some people have. But for the love of God, why yeah,

(16:09):
to be that that should be a good story. Well,
I think he got like like five or six inches
off of this, didn't he?

Speaker 7 (16:16):
He did?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
He six foot he's actually six foot and a half.
He's almost sixty one. So he got like five and
a half inches for for eighty grand, which, okay, that's cool.
I mean I'll take five inches for eighty grand. No,
what do you know what goes on down the road,
the damage that causes my Wait a minute, are you
telling me to turn both your legs? You're telling me

(16:39):
the Turkish rods where they cut my legs off and
then saw them back on, would cause a problem.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Look at the Turks are a good, great paper. The
Turks are great, the Turks, they have interesting foods. Just
don't want your sowing into my legs and adding bars.
So you don't you don't you like the Turks? You
just don't trust the turk saw your eggs. I don't
want anybody doing What about the Swedes?

Speaker 1 (17:03):
The Swedes, I don't know. I would you let the Swedes.
You you'd know you'd let the Swedes cut your legs off,
You know you would.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I was watching the Finland Prime Minister. He was at
the White House yesterday. Yeah, he's a real fancy.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
He's a fancy, and wouldn't he take good care of
your legs?

Speaker 12 (17:18):
He might?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
He might, so you'd get it done in Finland.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
I might go to Finland.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
He might go to Finland, but he won't go to Turkey.
Why is that, Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, I'm not going to Italy. That woman, she's got
a little attitude about her.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
And let me tell you, we've said enough about Angela
Merkel in a bathing suit or sands pants, that Angela
Merkle would make sure to leave your legs somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
I don't want to know what she would do with
me if I'm incapacitated. She'd take her liberties. She'd take
her liberties with you.

Speaker 13 (17:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
So anyway, here is the news story that this wonderful
out of college journalist created for a man whose legs
were sewn off in Turkey.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
New At six. People all over the world are enamored
by a Riverdale man he just returned from Turkey where
he had surgery to grow from five feet five to
six feet tall. Wow, fox Eye.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Alex Whitler joins us now live from his Riverdale gym
where he's working on his flexibility.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
And actually, now that I think about it, dude, that's
like seven inches Okay, yeah, that's like, yeah, you got
it works out.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
If it works out, he's a pretty good shape.

Speaker 7 (18:28):
Yeah. Yeah, his strength, Alex.

Speaker 14 (18:32):
Yeah, good evening to both of you. Some people view
their height as either a blessing or a curse. Well,
Denzel Siger says he always knew he was a little
bit smaller, but he found himself saying those two words.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
Ski Lo made music hit.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
I wish what Okay? First off, Skilo didn't say I wish.
That's not the name of the song.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
I think that is the name of the song. I
think I thought it was.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
That's true. That is true. Okay, So she did her
research there, but why why are we Okay, here we
go starting new her news report. Now he wished she.

Speaker 7 (19:10):
Was a little bit taller, but not to be a baller.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
I don't do sports, not even what is this? Stop it?
What is it's gonna continue to go on? It's unbelievable
is she's starting with all right, we're gonna okay to
start again.

Speaker 7 (19:27):
He wished she was a little bit taller, but not
to be a baller.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
I don't do sports, not even.

Speaker 14 (19:32):
A pretty woman holler. Whoa magic like Polina rabbit out
of hat?

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Whoa on more time? So wait, wait a minute, Wait
a minute. He wants to make the ladies excited, pull
rabbits out of his hat, to be a baller's tear
her whole wrap through one more time. All right, let's
be quiet, all right?

Speaker 8 (19:49):
Huh.

Speaker 14 (19:50):
He wished she was a little bit taller, but not
to be a baller. I don't do sports, not even
to make all the pretty woman holler. But he needed
someone to make magic like polin a rabbit.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Wow, that's not even in the song. She made her
own lyrics. Pulling a rabbit out of a hat is
not in the song neither, you know, I guess make
the women holler in song?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, hey, listen, he just got some rods in his legs. Lady,
his legs were so in.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
The middle of Turkey. Could you leave him alone?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Jesus?

Speaker 1 (20:29):
And then the guy has to explain himself to this psychopath.

Speaker 7 (20:32):
She wished he was a little bit taller, but not
to be a baller.

Speaker 15 (20:36):
I don't do sports.

Speaker 14 (20:37):
Yes, pretty women holler, but he needed someone to make magic,
like pulling a rabbit out of hat from.

Speaker 7 (20:43):
About this height to that.

Speaker 14 (20:46):
But no, seriously, in these heels, I'm about five ft five.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
That's how tall.

Speaker 14 (20:51):
Denzel Cinger was about six months ago.

Speaker 7 (20:54):
Now he's sam at six feet become the.

Speaker 15 (20:57):
Best version of myself mentally, physically, and spirtually, and for
me that included hype.

Speaker 14 (21:01):
It all started in December in Turkey when Cigars underwent
his first of what will be six surgeries.

Speaker 15 (21:06):
Send into the phone, they put a rod in it
and they connect the device outside the leg that connects
to the rod inside the leg.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
So there's a device that connects inside of your leg
that you can actually touch the inside of your lege
from me, outside of your leg. And you have to
crank it and on your own every day, yes, listen
to you have to turn it every day on your own.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
For ninety days.

Speaker 14 (21:27):
He did that twice, once on his lower leg, again
on his upper and it cost about eighty k overseas
versus the estimated one hundred and fifty thousand he would
have spent in the States called.

Speaker 15 (21:36):
Live Life Taller. They have a rehabilitation center and they
help you get back on your feet and you're there
the entire time you go through the surgery, Whereas when
I was going to do it in America, they pretty
much do all the facilities outbound. They do the surgery
and send you home.

Speaker 14 (21:48):
Originally from Chicago, he's in the Atlanta area to visit
his daughter and heal. With his mom by his side,
Singer spends much of his time gaining muscle back in
the gym, and this is.

Speaker 15 (21:57):
Another fourcests of twenty. People approach me in the gym
just to tell me like they're proud of me. They
don't know what's going on. They just say, hey, man,
I'm proud of you. Like keep going, don't stop.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Pushing, good job, keep tell them why don't you tell
your cheater? Yeah, yeah, you cheater. That's the one thing.
You have rods out of your legs and you're cranking
your shelf up a quarter inch a day. You're cranking
and cranking and cranking, and you got this lady's singing
about how you're a baller, and you can't even tell

(22:29):
people what they're proud of you, for I gotta tell you,
if you cut my legs off in Turkey, give me
a rod, I'm gonna tell you.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Why don't you admit that when they when they say
they're proud of you, you okay, because then you're you know,
you're taking sympathies to other things that you know what
you're trying to do, right, Yep, you've been in a
car or something like that, and just telling them. I
was five five and I got rods in my legs
in Turkey, and I got to crack them up. I

(22:57):
gotta buy nobody to buy the stories about you.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Just tell it right. I gotta crank my legs up
every day my legs were severed and now they're back together.
Wind Taller, which it was a bawler. What's it? There's
a woman and a something in a collar. Oh can't
get no collar or white text.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
A message to Rizzo and Jeff now to a two
eight two four oh five nine.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
It is one of five nine in Mount Nashville's classic Grog.
The Rizzo and Jeff Show A lot to get to today, however, Uh,
there is something that I don't understand. If you're gonna
hijack something, hijack something that moves, right, you know what
I mean? I I don't get the point now you
said the point of hijacking. This would be fun. See

(23:46):
what you do. And I hate when you and I
hate when you do this.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
You pigeonhole people that want to, you know, confiscate things,
and you it has to be some kind of a
vehicle that moves.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
It's gotta be something. I pitch you a whole confiscation.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
If I want to high hijack something, why does it
always have to be something that moves. I'm not gonna
get away probably at the end of the day. So
let me just have a hoot with whatever I decide
to hijack. And if I see a wonderful piece of
construction equipment that I know I can operate, then you
know what, Get ready, baby.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
But this is the only piece of construction equipment without wheels?

Speaker 16 (24:21):
Why can? Why? Why can?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Why is it the one thing without wheels? You have
to go on, let me add to it. Okay, it's
all the scene in the setting. This is actually sitting
on a bridge. So he's on a bridge and he's
and he takes this piece of equipment and gets it
gets behind the you know, the controls of it.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Well, he tries, and then what happens is he calls
his massive accidents. Thankfully, everyone's okay. They did get the guy.
But again, you know, if it were me, I'd go
after a dumper. You know what I mean. Give me
a dumper, Yeah, a big dumper. Give me a big dumper,
you know what I mean. Give me, I don't know,

(25:00):
give me a back ho give me uh you know,
give me something like a steam shovel. I know they
don't make a lot of steam shovels anymore since the
invention of uh, you know, natural gas and electricity, but
there's a steam shovel every now and again.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
The kids in South Carolina took like a train like
last week.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Give me a train.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
That's exciting, right, I think we did it. We saw
an excavator story.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, excavators. I'll excavate something, maybe an asphalt pav ashphalt paver.
I'll pave over like someone's lawn that I don't like.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Let's you don't want, Let's just go to twenty six
and just start start paving.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Hijack and hijacking what they got, start paving.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
I gotta tell you. One truck almost wiped me out
the other day.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
You know, it's really funny. I don't think they care.
But as Johnny says, those Jersey walls. I gotta tell you,
I I really think that if we just started going
down there and paving, I don't think anyone would care.
I think we would be heroes.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
And if we like put a banner up, you know,
the Rizzo and Jeff Show is here for you, and
we just hijacked the state's equipment and started paving, I
think we'd do good.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
So you hit of what the old the Razon and
Jeff Show is here for you. Sign right, and then
we go from there, and then we pay, and then
we pave, you know what I mean? Although I think
you have to pour out of a mixer? Don't you
have to pour out of a mixer?

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Or does a blacktop come on a thing? A flattener?
Don't they have a flattener? They could?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
I gotta be honest with you. I haven't had too
much dirt under my nails in a long time.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah, it's been a while, all right. Well, anyway, this
kid the time, it was fun to hijack the only
thing that you can't move, and that ladies and gentlemen
would be a crane. Well at ten.

Speaker 17 (26:40):
A man is in jail tonight, accused of hijacking a
crane and causing several crashes on I ten. Louisiana State
Police say this happened to near Vinton. They say thirty
seven year old Matthew Vincent drove his truck off a
highway through a field and then got stuck. They say
that's where he crossed the interstate, jumped into that parked
crane in a work zone, and then manipulated the crane boom,

(27:05):
causing its cables to hang over the road, hitting one car,
and then causing several crashes. Vincent faces a long list
of charges tonight, including burglary and hit and run.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Now here's the thing, this is what he says. So
he goes off the side of the road and down
a ditch. He says, he gets the crane to try
to pull his car up. I don't know how well
he quipped he is to pull his car up off
the side of the road. Don't judge him. Sounds to
me like they didn't give him a chance. Well, what
it sounds like is he dropped a crane and killed
money almost and then caused a few accidents. Nobody died, No,

(27:40):
nobody died.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
No.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
But you know what, he lifted the crane down. You're
supposed to lift it up and then extend to get
your car, hold it up in the air and put
it next to it. This crane, I know about a crane,
don't blder. You got it all. I can fix it.
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
You can now text Rizzo and Jeff from your mobile
device on the one oh five nine the Mountain text
line to eight two eight two four oh one oh
five nine.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
So and Jeff show the jn N coming your way
in just a few moments. But you know what I
wanted to shout out, thirteen thirty six. You know who
you are?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
What are you giving up prison numbers?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Well now, thirteen thirty six is the last four of
the number that texted in. And you know what, I
can't believe I didn't think about this myself because one
of my favorite artists as a matter of fact, right
and you know it's saying toy story, dude, but one
of my favorite songs.

Speaker 18 (28:39):
So people got no reason, sopt no reason, So people
got no reason?

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Yeah, and we were just talking about the story about
the guy who got what five to six inches uh
seven inches heightning in Turkey Turk and the woman tried
to wrap the Skilo I wish song because he's short.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
But this might have been better. Well, short people have
no reason to live, you know. And if she would
have pulled out Randy Newman, it would have been a
better news story.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Sort Well, yeah, she's young, she's just trying to make
it in the entertainment business.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
She was trying to make it the entertainment business. But
you know, the little Randy Newman gets me jazzed in
the morning.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
My good I like you jazz with Newman?

Speaker 1 (29:34):
You like you like me jazz with Randy Newman. All right, well,
ladies and gentlemen, it is time speaking of jazz for
the jay and and that is the Jeff News Network, uh,
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(29:56):
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Speaker 3 (30:00):
The JNN no longer Ashville's newest, but still least reliable
news outlet. Guys, can't we just tell them to go
to eight to eight news dot com. All right, fine,
the JNN, Jeff News Network is ready to inform, enlighten,
and coll keep trying anyways, the JNN. He's on one
oh five nine in the Mountain.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Now, you can take your legs there as well, not
just not just your papers. Okay, it's their whole body
if you choose you want to roll in there. If
you're just a pair of peepers running in there, you're
gonna freak people out, all right here, don't be floating eyes,
all right. So, uh, the twenty twenty five hurricane names

(30:38):
have come out. Everybody's talking about Erin, which looks like, uh,
it's gonna affect the coast of North Carolina and stuff.
I think they put, uh, you know, a state of
emergency there in that area, and then Charleston down there
as well, just because of the radios, right, just because
of the waves and things, and there could be a
little bit of flooding with their So so far we've

(30:58):
had Andrea Barry, Shantale Dexter, and Aaron who we see
now if chantal Yeah, and I'm going to read off
the next hurricanes that come, and you tell me which
one you feel, uh is it could possibly do the
most damage this hurricane season. Okay, let me run through
a few.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Ferdinand, you know this it could is it an older
Ferdinand or a younger you know, it's just Ferdinand, you know? Okay,
all right, I'll think about go ahead.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Gabrielle, Nah, no, Humberto. We've had a few home a few.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
I'm Melda, Emelda, I am e l d A. It
could be a dark horse.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, that could be a dark horse. There it's r
Ken Sanerira. She's she's a spoiled princess. I mean, maybe
maybe we have Jerry. It would be the next Jerry hurricane. See,
this is the problem. Now we have a Karen. That
could be an issue. See that's the thing though, is it?

Speaker 3 (31:55):
But is it? Is?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Everyone gonna think it's Karen, but then realistically.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Say, you see what I mean? Did they do the
flippy do? I'll run through a few here, Lorenzo. Oh yeah, Melissa, Wow,
that'd be a hurricane. Now here's the thing about that one.
There's Window, There's there's McCarthy, there's Ethridge, There's a lot
of girthy Melissa's I mean I could see a girthy

(32:23):
Melissa just a few more Nester Pablo, Rebecca Sebastian, Tanya
van Wendy and the final one, which I think brings
the most heat this twenty twenty five hurricane season.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Olga. Oh here's the thing. You know what, You're right,
she's beefy. She's like this Saint Pauli girl. She's like six',
four she's about three hundred. Pounds she eat changed, chain,
swallows sausage and yodles and she is just she's Like eloi.

(33:02):
Mulroog she's she's a big german. Gal and uh, yeah
you know, What olga is going to take us all.
Down yeah, YEAH i don't think we're gonna Make olga all.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Right so we, see you, know as we get through
hurricanes thing, storms the minute that we See olga, forming.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
WELL i, mean are we guaranteed In? Olga because if
we're IF i, mean If i'm guaranteed In, olga we can.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Leave we're guaranteed In. Olga just know how to be
a wide. Storm that's just it'll cover a lot of.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Grounds what are we still doing?

Speaker 3 (33:33):
This THE jnn is on your. Radio now.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
All.

Speaker 10 (33:38):
Right.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Uh you, know, look if you send your kids to
school In, Florida, uh you have an. Option well you
got far drive.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Too, Well.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
I'll, say if you live In florida and you you,
sit you have an. Option AND i don't, know get
your thoughts on, this uh rizzo.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Uh Some florida parents can now permit schools to use
corporal punishment on their. CHILDREN a new state law allowed
families to opt in to the practice where your kids
could get a spanking if they don't, behave but it's
only if the school district permits. It and you, know
school districts that allow corporate punishment must adopt a formal

(34:16):
policy approved by the school. Board parents can then choose
to sign a consent form authorizing school staff to use.
It so if your kid misbehaves over the, knee deliver the,
spanking but you got to sign the paper that says it's.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Okay you know what's really interesting about This AND i
know he's, dead SO i don't. Care his name is Mister,
corpening and Mister. Corporing there was this, Kid alvin in my.
Class i'll never forget. It Mister, corporing the vice principal
of the elementary SCHOOL i went to came and spanked this, Kid,
alvin And i'll never forget it BECAUSE i remember that

(34:52):
was the first TIME i watched demand spank a child
and it was very. Scary and you know, What alvin
never talked in class. Again AND i got to tell,
You i'm not sitting here saying that we just spank everyone's,
kids but there are some kids who if they had
a spank or, TWO i THINK i think it changed your,
world like for, example And i'm not trying to be,

(35:14):
mean but like for, example that girl who did that.
Report instead of going with that you know Ski lo
song about the short guy who then got tall with the,
surgery she Goes Randy. Newman short, people you get, spank
you know WHAT i, Mean then you learn to go
back and do your, research you know WHAT i.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Mean Spanked alvin good huh.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Oh, oh Spank do you KNOW i have Never he
took his belt off and he literally gave him like
five like spanks on the. Butt and the what happened
was WHEN i went and told Mister, mike he, said uh,
oh Mister corpinen Is alvin's, Uncle and let me tell

(35:56):
you About alvin and Mister corpording not uncles in and
they're not even familiarly. Related it's impos virtual. Impossibility. Wow
AND i can't get the spank out of my. Head
this was thirty some years. AGO i could just an
album was like we missed the Compny breze and and
then and then you, know and Then Principal orga didn't

(36:19):
even do anything about.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
IT a mistig just stood there Spanked alvin that he's
Spank simon And theodore as. Well get all the trip, bun.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Dude i'm telling you this is a real thing.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
To, stop but they just keep making it. Worse Jeff
news neworked or as you might not THE, jnn he's
on your radio on the.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Mountain tell me what could go wrong? Here, okay another
billionaire has decided that it's going to be his. Turn
he now wants to go underneath the water and visit The. Titanic,
oh he's gonna. Die, okay we remember our ocean, Gate
uh that killed five? People, WELL i just what's a?

(37:01):
Documentary who's the? Billionaire so he wants to do it.
Again i'm trying to see what his name. Was his
name's not popping Out, OKAY i guess he. Is well
there's people by the way that have their own, submersibles
including the Late Paul allen Of microsoft and the other
guy From Wall. Street so, yeah, no they're not saying

(37:22):
who the billionaire is. Yet it's WHAT i can tell
you is that it's a billionaire going down there will
cost ten. Million you would recognize his, name Says Patrick,
lahey who is the guy who heads Up Triton. Submarines
so they're not announcing who it is, yet but it's Like.
LARRY i betually it's Like Larry oracle or one of those.

(37:45):
People because, again you Know elon's not going to do.
IT i don't Think Mark cuban will do it because,
again like we're talking, about you, know fifty to fifty
shot at.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Death but here is the one. PROBLEM i did watch
a documentary On. Ocean every single time that thing has
gone under the, water it's made out of just this
really hard. Plastic so every time it goes down that,
deep the amount of pressure it actually cracks. It so

(38:15):
it can only go down three or four times before
it will. EXPLAIN i, mean it's guaranteed to. Explode it's On.
Netflix it's called. Ocean so is that what happened with that?
Situation they went a couple of, TIMES i mean it,
went it went four or five successful. Dives then they
went down and it started to go and then people

(38:37):
were like but they were, like, no it's, fine it's.
Fine and instead of coming back up the second you
hear that you have like a minute to get to the,
service the second they kept going back down and they
were all just.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Incineration, yeah WHAT i, mean come on, it what is
it when you get to that the fifth ride is half? Off, well.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
It's gonna take every fourth or, fifth, Right that's that's.
True he was like a five million this.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Ride, yeah he got it out of the value pack
that comes to the mail.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Text a message To Rizzo jeff now on the one
five nine in the mountain text line two eight two
eight two four oh.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Five the guy handled it the wrong. Way it's one
of five Nine mountainnashville's classic Rock throiza And jeff. Show
jeff coming up in just two minutes and nine. Seconds
we got a little quick zzy top. Here there was
a man he was In. Florida another man it happened
to In. Boston it seems to be happening a. Lot
kids are beating the hell out of adults who are

(39:38):
telling them to hush at.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Movies oh, boy is that like working at the library
and you HEAR i forgot the. Library it's at the,
library but It's do you Remember Lori Beth? Denberg, uh
of COURSE i Remember Lori.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Beth how do you forget? Her wows hard to? Miss So,
Uh Lori Beth denber.

Speaker 15 (40:00):
Used to go.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Quiet this is a, library like that was the big
joke she.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Was, yeah well she was in the Show all. That
if you got from all, that she was in the
Movie Good. Burger, uh, well she, scored and then, uh
she was in she was on The Steve harvey television.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Show and, right Den burgh was on The Steve Harvey.
Show and then she was the cheerleader In Dodge. Dodgeball
she was In. Dodgeball, yes she was.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Right so you, KNOW i don't want to say that
she was typecast a, bit but things, Typecasts all, right
you're all with the.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Punches, look you know, What she's had a better career
Than Danny, tamborelli.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
No doubt about.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
It. Uh speaking Of Danny. Tamborelli, uh coming, up we
got some tush By Easy, top and then we're going
to talk about some kids doing some naughty things to,
adults and we're going to tell you how you should stop.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
It, well only on this show In america will you
hear A Lori Beth denbergh reference.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
That nobody else In? America you know, What it's just
that is very. True all, right find What i'll give
you a thousand. Books, now whether you're going To Lori
Beth denberg movie or one Starring Danny tamborelli From Nickelodeon's
pete And pete Uh trinzo And jeff on ONE o

(41:25):
five Nine The, Mountain we'd like to tell you to
always be. Quiet they even make a song about. It
do you remember the songs where they would tell you
to be quiet and turn off your cell? Phone and.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
There now from half of the problem now is that
you got kids with short attention spans and a half
hour of commercials now at movies before you could even
get things. Going you, know so kids are just, like all,
right they get. Rambunctious the problem is it and it's
also the, game and you know it's it's this cell

(42:00):
PHONE i. Pad you, KNOW i don't think a kid
can even sit through an actual. Movie, well even when
it's an actual. Movie, listen if you're a little bit
older and you're going to the movies by, yourself you got. Problems,
okay you don't need to go sit in a theater by.
Yourself it's it's bizarre to. ME i had a friend
that did it all the. Time found it very, odd you.

(42:22):
Know so, look you go to a movie by yourself
and you get smacked around a little, Bit, yeah maybe
just sit home that they deserve. It you don't have
to leave the. House i'm not saying anybody deserves to
get beat. Up but you, know if the things, happen.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
They, happen things. Happen they, well see this is the.
Problem first, off you, know they never they never put
they they stopped giving out the warnings like this is
WHAT i always like WHEN i. Do you remember going
to the movies.

Speaker 7 (42:51):
And welcome to legal.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Cinemas rights are.

Speaker 19 (43:00):
Available in the, lobby and, geez keep our theater cleaned
by disposing of trash and specified. Containers she remember those
certificates are available for any special it's.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Just no talking during the. Movie you're gonna say. It
and now it's telling you to get some butter. Fingers
but it's asking you to be, quiet and it's, saying
sh enjoy the. Movie get yourself some. Goobers then it's
all said and. Done and it was all, said and
you knew what you were doing when you went to
The regal. Cinema you know what was Going now you

(43:34):
don't know what's going. On, yeah, yeah you, KNOW i.

Speaker 16 (43:37):
KNOW i.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
KNOW i haven't been back to the movies in so many,
years and NOW i had seen, that like you actually
like pick your. Seat, yeah how long it's been Since
i've been to the movies where you actually pick your
seat that you want to sit, In like it used
to just be free for all and you go for.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
It now we're picking seats and. STUFF i don't. Know
so this guy wanted to actually see a, movie? Okay and,
yeah was he there? Alone? Sure you. Know does he
live with his?

Speaker 16 (44:06):
Mom?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Yes you.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Know was he pulling up?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Payway?

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Possibly all?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Right did he bring a? Blanket? Yeah some extra towns?
Possibly but, realistically this guy was at a movie and
this is what. Happened you. Know he told some kids
to be, quiet and they were none too.

Speaker 20 (44:26):
Pleased Eleven Florida investigators releasing video of a brutal attack
inside AN amc movie. Theater this Happened july tenth Near Fort.
Lauderdale investigators say a sixty three year old man politely
asked a couple to get out of his reserved. Seats
that's when the suspect got up and attacked. Him video
shows the victim getting hit then falling to the. Ground

(44:47):
the suspect continued to punch him until others had to
step in to stop. It that attacker ran off with a,
woman but investigators are now hoping someone recognizes them in
this surveillance.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Video, now so here here's. One the elderly man was asking,
Politely he was not. Wrong, second he did it in
front of the guy's. Lady and when you do something
to somebody in front of their, LADY i think that
that changes the. Game, yes that changes the. Game can.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Do and there's a certain approach that you have to
take when you're in a movie theater and something like this.
Happens they're in your, seat they're making.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
A lot of.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Noise, yeah you don't ask politely in these. Situations, no
you don't do the. Opposite and as.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
A matter of, fact this has actually become kind of an.
EPIDEMIC i just want to share. Something this actually happened
yester or two nights ago In, boston.

Speaker 21 (45:39):
Multiple teenagers at a movie theater in the. City thanks
for joining us on This sunday. Night I'm Amelia. Fanbiano
the man says it started when he asked the group
to quiet down during the, MOVIE andnbc Ten's Aaron logan
joins us live outside the amc At boston common erin
this sounds like it WAS messi how bad was this?

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Guy? Heard they beat the hell out of the.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Guy so what was he doing sitting there going sh
sure the kids were taunting them or?

Speaker 1 (46:03):
What, well so they were, like you, know screaming and
yelling and on their phones and taking snapchats and tiktoks
and everything. Else and you know what what? Happened and
the REASON i played The Regal cinemas nineteen ninety three
sh And, Go get A cocain and a butterfinger was

(46:26):
because there's something else from nineteen ninety three that you
can do to stop these. Kids there's only.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
One approach in a movie theater if kids are being,
unruly and that's.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
It AND i don't know if we've forgotten because when
when did the show go off the? Air ninety, eight ninety,
nine ninety, nine ninety eight shows me off the air
for a. WHILE i think there's a generation of us
who have forgotten, it or we used to watch it
and then it's been a, generation so we've forgotten. It
but when you have unruly people in a movie, theater

(47:02):
you stand up, bald you stand up, proud you stand
up tucked in, shirt, yeah popped, collar member's only. Jacket
you look at these people and you do the, opposite
and you do. This, okay MAYBE i have a little. Diaction,

(47:24):
yes stick your tongue down his. Throat, now this is
how the kids were. Reacting they were they were saying
all kinds of naughty, words naughty. Things and you, know
gotta tell, you.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
What are we gonna?

Speaker 7 (47:36):
Do we just move.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
It won't be.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Necessary shut shot drops that Stomp. Kinna i'm trying to
watch the. Movie and IF i have to tell you,
again we're gonna take it outside And i'm gonna show
you what it's. Like do you understand?

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Me shut your mouths Or i'll shut them for. You
and if you Think i'm, kidding try, me try, me BECAUSE.

Speaker 13 (48:02):
I would.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Ladies With. Jeff, yes you don't ask. Politely you stand
in front of him like Ball George, costanza and you
scream bloody. Murder that's it until they recoil in horror
and run out of the movie.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Theater the next time you got an issue at your,
matinee you, Go. Costanza text a message To rizzo And.
Jeff now to a two eight two.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Four oh.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Raccoons raccoons, now some people enjoy, Them. Jeff some people
like to make raccoon. Stew as a matter of, fact
If i'm not, mistaken of course she can't, call but
if you could, text my dear. PLEASE i Think Grandma
emma said that didn't they rub raccoon on her chest
when she got a cold or?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Something, yes this is one oh five nine The mountain
and yes this is The rizon And Jeff. Show, yes
you just heard him say that. RUBBING i wasn't raccoon
something that they were rubbing on the. CHESTS i don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
When, uh the phone's last worked on one five nine
Mounta nashville's classic Rock on the Rizzone Jeff, show we
were speaking With Grandma. Emma she told us that there
was some kind of ant amelia that she would put
on her, chest her mother would and it would stinkdy,
heavens but it would it would really. WORK i thought

(49:29):
squirrel brains or. SOMETHING i don't, know a squirrel. Brain it, was, well,
no because squirrel brains that they come in milk and
people eat. THOSE i have some of.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Those, well the phones worked. Yesteryear so when that, happens
you know once, again maybe we'll hear here from Grandma.
Emma you know when when you know we put the
put a plug.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
In all, Right, so, uh here's the. Situation, uh this
man got his moment uh in the, sun in the,
news and not many people get. There shall we, Say
jeff news? Moment do you call it a news? Moment

(50:09):
do you call it a you, know what.

Speaker 13 (50:10):
Do you call?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
IT i don't want to say that he hijacked the entire,
thing but you got to give him. Credit the news.
CAME i don't know if the story was really that
crazy what, happened but it. Happened he personally submitted the
story so he could have his news, moment and boy
did he.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Ever and this story, Basically i'm going to just tell
you what the story. Is there were raccoons that went
in a cat door and they ate some things and
then they. Left that's the. Story you, Figure, okay who
the heck cares right? Right, well he made this into

(50:50):
the biggest deal that you'll ever. Hear and listen to
this poor woman try to get her newscast. BACK i,
mean he won't let it.

Speaker 13 (50:57):
Happen raccoons ad A Brevard county home earlier this.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Morning by Sus Gail.

Speaker 22 (51:03):
Pascal brown reports the cats went and, bonkers and no
one knew what had happened until the homeowners checked their security.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
CAMERAS i think.

Speaker 23 (51:11):
The raccoon did that two or three days, ago and
then they came back with all their. BUDDIES i think
he went, through fell in the pool and scared himself
and went out the kiddy door or the doggy.

Speaker 24 (51:23):
Door like the little bandits they. Are one by, one
raccoons entered The cleriner household scaring their cats In Merritt
island around Three sunday. Morning no one knew what happened
Until richard and his Wife, margaret looked at their home surveillance.

Speaker 23 (51:38):
Video we started looking at all the. Raccoons, wow they
were having a.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Party he's holding the.

Speaker 23 (51:45):
Mic there was several of them on the step right
there the.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Mic, wow there were.

Speaker 23 (51:50):
Several of them in the, jacuzzie just splashing. Around the
three of them in the jacuzzie splashing around the. Nerve
and then looking at the other videos from the other
camera on the side covered, porch we saw them all coming.

Speaker 24 (52:06):
In and in and out of the screen porch and
then they ate all the cat food and turned over
all the water. Bowl his wife counted eight of, them.

Speaker 23 (52:16):
And i'm, like that's a lot of.

Speaker 24 (52:17):
Raccoons he was worried they could have had, rabies and
you hadds and we had the grandkids in the.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
House but what about the kiddy.

Speaker 24 (52:25):
DOORS i, mean that's how they got.

Speaker 23 (52:28):
In that's how they got. In, yeah the our, cats our, cats,
WELL i do have, slides as you. Know as soon
AS i knew that they were all, OUT i put
the slide in the door AND i got both of
the cats back in the. House AND i spent the
night on the couch out here where we're sitting.

Speaker 24 (52:44):
Covering Bavard county In Merritt. Island Gel Pascal Brown west Two.

Speaker 11 (52:48):
NEWS i.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Want to beat him.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Senselessly Oh, GOD i tell, you here's the. Deal here's
the problem with this. Guy, okay nothing goes on in his.
Life this raccoon story is going to be told in
every family, function at a, funeral no matter where he's.
At if he is shopping at Ingles ah and he
goes and he's trying to get himself a roast or, something,

(53:14):
yeah the minute somebody says hello to, him the problem
is going to be you'll never believe this. News and
now you're stuck with this guy and his raccoon news. Story,
yeah for the next ten. Years he's going to ride
this news story to the wheels full.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Off and you know What i'm picturing this guy in my.
Head you, know he's a toll booth. Collector so what
he's going to do is he's going to give you two.
Options you pay the toll or you listen to the.
Story and you're just trying to pay the. Toll you
know who he, is and you just want to move.
On and he will not open the gate because he

(53:55):
controls the.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Gate he, goes he goes to places just to tell this. Story, now,
right so, bingo so shirt, right he shows, Up, yeah
he shows up to The Moose. Cafe, oh he's moosing he's,
waiting and he's waiting in. Line you, know he's waiting
at The Moose. Cafe he's over there in the area
looking at a. Shirt lady, says all, right it'll be you,

(54:16):
know a few. Minutes and then he finds a way
just to angle in before he go get goes and
gets his chicken. Livers but he angles in the conversation
to have this raccoon. Story he can't.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Wait but see he does it, articulately so Like i'll
give you an, Example, JEFF i want you to name
three just unrelated, things like like just give me three
unrelated like you, said like at The moose, cafe like
give me like we're getting our oil. Changes i'm just
give me three unrelated. Circumstances this is how this guy.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Is three unrelated. Circumstances all, RIGHT i got a flat.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Tire uh you got a flat. TIRE i got a flat.
Tire you KNOW i had a flat tire back at
twenty twenty. Five and let me tell you about twenty
twenty five the year for. ME i don't know if you,
remember that was the year of the. Raccoon AND i
gotta tell. You in twenty twenty, FIVE i had not,
one not to but eight raccoons come into my home

(55:12):
swimming in. Jacuzzie did you hear about that? STORY i
gotta tell you it's.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
It was a.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Doozy, yeah you, KNOW i stuffed my, toe so it
really hurt my. Toe speaking of, toes did you know
that raccoons have five? Toes let me tell you this raccoons.
Story you won't believe, this you, know it's that's that's
that's what you're gonna get there with this.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Guy the first PRESIDENT i ever voted for Was Gerald.
Ford that's, Right, okay you Know Gerald ford was, clumsy
and you know who else was? Clumsy? Raccoons and these
raccoons that were clumsy came through the cat door and
just went into My. Jacosi, Right. YEAH i could just
hear it all day from this. Guy, okay you, know you,

(55:56):
Know Gerald, ford my favorite, president was born in The.
Asca you know what they got a problem with in
the brand Herrect let me tell you.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
You can now Text rizzo And jeff from your mobile
device on the one five nine The mountain text line
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Speaker 1 (56:16):
We are content Makers all one five nine in The.
Mountain ashville's classic rock The riizon And Jeff, show and
what does that? Mean sometimes some of us make. Tiktoks
sometimes we Do facebook videos lying down on our bed
talking about. BUCkies, sometimes uh you, know we drive around
and our androgen Is Honda civic and, uh you, know

(56:37):
uh see crazy stuff.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Right only by the.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Way, yeah it's really. Interesting uh and sometimes you know
you have a radio. Show, now this is the thing
that's bothering, Me, jeff because, uh there was a police
officer who was just. Fired uh he was on, duty and,
UH i gotta tell, YOU i don't know if it's you,

(57:03):
know a little bit of you, know prejudicing against you,
know his ability to make said. Cash but tell me
what you think about, this BECAUSE i am ACTUALLY i
want you to imagine maybe if we did this, here
maybe not, together but. Independently so maybe like when you
go to the bathroom or you go to the office

(57:27):
or close the, door you do what you gotta you
know WHAT i, mean there's just or you go. Outside yeah,
yeah at. Work, yeah, LOOK i don't. Know, now let
me ask. You you, know it was this guy on the.
Job he was he was he was a police officer
on the.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
JOB i think he might have just been wearing the.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
UNIFORM i don't know it's it's in the news story,
here AND i want you to listen to it and
tell me was this man in the wrong or?

Speaker 11 (57:55):
Not New at three, o'clock a Former Metro police officer
pleaded no contest stuff he was arrested for allegedly appearing
in an OnlyFans. Video this happened last. Year Sean herman
was fired for that, video and an investigation found the
video was made while he was on.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Duty well see here here's the. Problem so he, literally
now this was not some just like thing out of the.
Blue this was, like we're going to make this. Video
we're going to record this. Video we're going to make
an adult.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Video we're going to make an adult. Video so he did.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
That the problem was that they could see his department
patch was visible on, camera even though his face never.
Appeared they were able to see. That so the video
kind of began with the woman sitting in the car
and then you, know they got pulled over and she,
Said i'm not going to get a. Ticket i'm going

(58:47):
to show him. Whatever you.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Know that was kind of like the, yeah, Yeah and
by the, way it's been done a million, times you, know.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Creative, yeah so he comes over and then you, know he,
says you, know, well if IF i grope you be
good to. Go he, gropes she. Gropes things get, Going.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Yes now where do they get? Going on the? Lawn
is it on the?

Speaker 15 (59:06):
Hood?

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Yeah just you know around and gotta tell you do
they make it to the back? Seat?

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Uh you, KNOW i didn't watch the whole.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Thing hard hard to blame, Them hard to blame them
in this.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Scenario, Okay SO i guess that she had met, him you,
know a while, back and then they just decided they
were going to do. That they said the video was
only to be used for promo or, clickbait and that's
that's not what it.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Was so oh, no not at. All but my question
is why are we you, know we live in a
world where it's a. LOT i, Mean i'm gonna tell you, something.
Man you, know eggs are. EXPENSIVE i guess you, Know
i'll never see gas below two dollars. AGAIN i mean
just that our bare necessities are just going up and

(59:55):
up and and and you, know far be it from
me to judge somebody who you, know is making a.
Video now, again this is you, know if if if
you're going to say something about, this what about the
people who like get paid to?

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Eat the video has two million, Views it's been retweeted
fifty five hundred, times, so, uh you know it's out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
There you, know, well now no one's going to pay for.
It but the thing is is to garner interest IN
i guess whatever activities they are. Doing and the thing
is that they fire the. Guy, yeah they give the
guy's like AND i guess he makes a lot more
on on the only. Fans Probably i'm sure made now

(01:00:38):
as a, cop which is. Fine BUT i guess my thought,
is you, know we play what is it, called uh cat,
bang the thing where you you just. Eat h isn't
it like guck bang or someone bang, bang muck.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Bang it's where you. Bang it's where you just make
videos of eating like a.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Pig, yeah it's where you make videos and you stuff
your face like like you, Know Mama june and butter,
noodles like you just don't, stop.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
No, No like you order just a ton Of chinese
food and you just hammer it and, yeah you order
like sixteen buckets OF kfc and you just shove it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Down you get yourself a free a piece and then
you know some guy will tip, you you, know seven
bucks to like dip it in ice, cream, right and
then you just take a bite of that finger licking
good twenty three spiced chicken with a vanilla ice cream right?

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Right, well you Know, east you know it. Is it
is ten dollars Bucket, TUESDAY. Kfc it might be the
might be the play. Here maybe we just make a
little extra. Cash we just do we do our monk bang,
videos then bang and go get Some yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Right, back, mountain we got something to do. Here we
need some caf, here all?

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Right text a message To rizzle And jeff now to
a two eight two four oh ONE o five.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Nine it is one of five nine To Mount Ashils Classic.
Rock there is oh And jeff. Show AND i Asked
jeff what his biggest fear, Was And, jeff for those
people just tuning in to The raizo And jeff showing
ONE o five nine of The, mountain you said something
to do with a Porta, john it's falling.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Over, yeah being inside a porta. Potty then some silly
ghosts decides that they want to push the porta potty
over and there is no coming back from. That it
changes you as a, man as a human just all,
together you're a different person the person.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
That you saw this happen. To do you look at?
Them different to? Them you do not talk to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
THEM i don't know, really, yeah you, know it's just
you forever will have that and be known for the
person that has been covered in porta potty. Sludge it's
just there's no so.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
LIKE i, mean even though it's been you, know a
decade and they're clean and they showered ten thousand, times
you it's nothing anything except that blue and shown.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
And you got it. There it is less go to, Go,
well we.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Have Some porter potty. NEWS i didn't realize that we,
uh you, know you had such a fear of Porter
BUT i know THAT i knew that you like didn't like,
them BUT i didn't know that you you hated, them you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Know, yeah you KNOW i use them in a. PINCH
I i don't seek them.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Out it was the last time you used the porta.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
POT i couldn't tell. YOU i really couldn't tell.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
You this is gonna be, weird but eight two, eight
two four oh one oh five nine we miss you.
Guys you can't call, us and you know we get
a lot of text messages from you. Guys when was
the last time you used the Porter, John i'd love to.
KNOW i wish we could take. Calls you know how
many people would call and tell us the last TIME
i had Supporter? John, Yeah, yeah it's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Uh, look it's. Uh it's one of those. Situations every
time you go, in it's a. Gamble you don't know
what's in. There you don't know who's been in. There,
yeah you don't. Know you know what's on the, floor what's,
not what's you, know if it's got the hand, sanitizer
if it. Doesn't every time you walk, in you're rolling the.
Dice It's Russian roulette every time you go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
In And i'm trying to think for, Me for, me
it would have to be.

Speaker 23 (01:04:26):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
WHAT i went to a my little cousin's birthday party
and they had a pony and right beside the pony,
circle because they have a pony, circle there was a
porta party AND i remember using said porta partty but
getting scared because the pony circle would move slowly to the,

(01:04:51):
left to the, right to the, Left SO i actually was,
scared but nothing did. Happen but, yes it was my
cousin's pony birthday. Party your cousin's pony birthday. Party that's
a long, Time i'm. Sure but within that time you
have went in a porta john since my, cousin, well
see the Cousin i'm talking about is my step mom's

(01:05:14):
uh sister's, kid who's uh nine or ten, now SO
I i think he had his pony party at seven
or EIGHT i think it was about two two and
a half years. Ago was the last TIME i bored a?
Legend you? Know, Okay And i'll tell you. WHAT i
went To, WASHINGTON, dc AND i saw the most beautiful.
Pony it was a beautiful, Pony yeah it. Was it

(01:05:36):
just went to the bathroom a lot as it walked
around the.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Circle well there's well maybe that's part of The trump
clean up process OF. Dc the pony. Messes that's. It
it's his city, now it's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
It uh so, no but this was. Crazy he's gonna
start off by saying porta, potty but for some, reason
the explosion cuts off the word porto So.

Speaker 25 (01:06:04):
Hodi Exploded aggresham last, night prompting a significant police. Response
officers originally responded around ten o'clock to reports have shots
fired On Southwest Sandalwood, lane but when they got, there
they realized a portable toilet had actually. Exploded investigators say
AN m eighty style firework was set off inside the.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Toilet NOW i want you to think about. This you
get a call for shots, fired you're in the Porta
john two three, down all, right the one you? Know ha? Haha?

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Eight can an m ady do the? Job aren't they?

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
SMALLER i, MEAN i don't know an eight stick of.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Diamo you're, right, yeah it's it is a, large it's, powerful, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Yes, yeah, Okay so if you leave it in, there
it's a healthy looking the one Porta. John it's not
going to blow all of. Them but if you're two
Porta john's, DOWN i want you to imagine you're two
Porta john's. Down you got a pony walking right there's
a pony walk right. Now this is what happened to.
Me you got a pony walking and pooping right down
there next to, you and you're just at the very

(01:07:07):
last port Of. John and then all you hear is, cops,
guns swat teams get, out you, know they attack. YOU i,
mean this was this is what.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Happens this is what would. Happen i'd be in the
one next to, it and then next to the one
That i'm in a situation Where i've never wanted to,
be AND i gotta sit down that THE m eighty goes.
Off it's, mine, bumps but it jams the lock AND
i can't get, out and then the cops come and
they think it's, me and they're, causing you, know a

(01:07:38):
big disturbance with the porta john.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Because you've locked yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
Everything nothing good comes from being around or being in
and out of porta.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
POTTIES i actually disagree with. You as a matter of.
FACT i found one hundred dollars bill in a porta.
Potty it was in An eagles game and it was
on the ground AND i Found god.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
And inside the port.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
That's a.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Trick you picked it up and didn't. CARE i picked it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Up it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Was on the side AND i picked it, up And
daddy didn't. Care and guess, what there was no soap
or no, sanitizer AND i, said don't, care don't, care don't.
Care let me tell you something, Soiled, benny that was
a nice crisp Hundred And i'm going to tell you.
Something there were many situations in which a Porter john is,
good that's just. One, yeah you know what about a

(01:08:32):
pony birthday? Party that's?

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Two, okay what about a wedding that's? Three, yeah and
anything like when they HAD i guess they're gonna have
it In. December what is it called the thinking? Thing
The Jubilee, Jamboree Christmas Jubilee. JAMBO i think It's but
then they're going to do, it so, there it's going
to be a jubile of. Jamboree so what do we?
Doing no parade at a. Jubilee, yeah there's the.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Thing they can't poort a. Partty they got to rank
an avenue. Party there's plenty of. Parties, well you got
plenty of, potties so you. Can't you can't. Overdo can't
overdo the.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Potty, see that's. It that's that could be a porta potty.
Situation if we're down, there you, know with our with
Our Bernie Sanders mittens, on that could be a.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Situation Are sanders mittens and Our sanders seats and we're
sitting there with our legs, crossed and we're sitting there
watching and you know what the portals are gonna be
on the street that just veers down Or broadway that veers,
up and it'll be just well if we do the
and then they go ba boom bo boom, boom they
go all the way.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Down well look if we do With Christmas jewbilee down,
there all, Right and unlike A Bernie sanders rally when
we say there's thousands of, people we're telling the.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Truth.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
Yeah text a message To Rizzo jeff now on the
ONE o five nine in The mountain text line and
two eight two eight two four oh ONE o five.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Nine all, right this lady's gonna talk To leslie and
it's gonna be a bunch of.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Crap all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Right it's one of five nine of The, Mountain nashville's
classic Rock tooris And jeff. Show, now what she's saying
To leslie isn't necessarily. Pooh what she's, saying and how
they're presenting the story is pooh.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Pooh this is WHAT i, Mean.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Jeff there is a rather large smelly man stuck into a,
slide and they made it sound as and rightfully so
the firefighters rescued. Him they did everything they had to,
do the. FIREFIGHTERS i have NO producti you, know the

(01:10:30):
heroes that work, hard seeing with cops all, that that's
not saying. That but when you are a man and
again a TWO a two four oh one oh five.
Nine what is a forty something year old man doing
inside of a slide at a playground where he gets?

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Stuck, well first things, FIRST i mean he didn't even
middle aged man should be at a children's. Playground if you're,
there there's only a couple of reasons why you're, There, Okay,
one you have a kid and your WAITING U, two
you Idolized Jared.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Fogel, well if you're A, fogel just say. It just
just say.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Hey oh he had no problem SAYING i, mean just just, say,
LOOK i Am. Jared he called, everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
You, know he called everybody on the. Phone he didn't
care if he was being. Recorded you Say I'm, Jared,
no that's, it you, Know or just say that you
know you're a movie scout or. Something you know that
that seems to work. SOMETIMES i Think Jared fogel could
actually be released this.

Speaker 6 (01:11:32):
Year do you know?

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
That are you just depending on like you, KNOW i
guess will. GO i think he would have to go
in front of like a parole board or something to
seven get, Out but we'll, wait wait because it'll be you,
know it'll be ten. Years we haven't seen the foguemeister
since twenty. Fifteen, yeah, yeah it'll be it'll be.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
For ten.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Years well he got they gave him. FIFTEEN i was reading.
THIS i don't know. Why it just had come across that.
People you were celebrity on your. Phone it Was, instagram
it was celebrities that could be released from prison this
year or. Something and he got fifteen. Years but if
you were taking up with your fog, TEN i don't
pay that much attention you, do you, KNOW i don't
LIKE i only pay attention to subway when it's. Bogos

(01:12:19):
It's sammy's, okay give us fifteen, years could up for
parole after. Ten he could be out this.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Year so did they give the odds OF i put.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Him at zero more than.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Likely, yeah, well if he got, fifteen he serves ten to,
fifteen that's two. THIRDS i mean you got to you
gotta give him at least a fort. Chance then what
do you? DO i mean You're Jared, fogel, right and
now you what do you? Do do you work at
a sandwich? Shop you can't do you make? Pizza, hey

(01:12:59):
what Is Jared fogel's? Job it starts with insta and
ends with. Cart, okay but see there you. Go he goes,
instacart he comes to the. HOUSE i don't Want fogel instacart.
Nothing so does he have to work in a canning?
Factory a? Cannery? Like does he have a?

Speaker 18 (01:13:15):
Band?

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
SAW i don't give two craps What Jared fogel. Does,
OKAY i say, that and THEN i, go you, know
what what does he? Do, yeah he survived, Prison so
think about. That well he's well, LISTEN i, mean AND
i didn't think he would so. OBVIOUSLY i, mean maybe
he comes out he's. Buff maybe he looks Like Danny.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Trejoe, right maybe he's a new, man and maybe he's,
buff and he starts doing like buff movie roles Like Danny.
Trejoe he becomes a New Danny. Trejoe all, right there
was a guy stuck on a. Slide oh, yeah that's.
Right there's a guy stuck at a. Slide they made

(01:13:55):
it seem, like you, know he was just. Playing you
don't play in a, slide you, Know and, UH i
just want to know what this man could have been
doing eight to eight two, four, one o five. Nine
you can shoot us at. Text we'll let you know
when the phones are up and. Running but how large
do you have to? Be three?

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Bills three, bills three.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Builds if not three, BILLS i, mean, well listen to
this story and then we'll figure it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:23):
OUT i, Mean, leslie do you remember being a kid or,
no maybe it was over the, weekend you, know playing
on the slides and the monkey bars at the. Playground
did you ever burn?

Speaker 13 (01:14:33):
Yourself oh, yeah yeah on the? Meadles, yeah but it does.

Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
Hurt.

Speaker 13 (01:14:36):
Fine there are a lot of things.

Speaker 7 (01:14:38):
That can happen or can go wrong when you're heading down.

Speaker 6 (01:14:41):
A, slide but not quite like.

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
This, yeah so admitt, It. Haley how many times have
you wanted to go to the? PLAYGROUND i mean those side,
burns they can.

Speaker 13 (01:14:49):
They, hurt but you know it's.

Speaker 6 (01:14:50):
Fine they're a good.

Speaker 13 (01:14:53):
Time but check this.

Speaker 16 (01:14:54):
Out what is?

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Are what the hell is?

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
There shut up and get to the.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Store this is mind no, Man oh my, God, hally
when was the last time you went down a? Slide? Yeah,
yeah oh all, right well we'll keep pounding throw.

Speaker 13 (01:15:13):
Fine a good, time but check this.

Speaker 6 (01:15:16):
Out it's a forty year old man In connecticut decided
to go down a tube, slide only to.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
Become wedged into the.

Speaker 13 (01:15:24):
Middle oh, no, oh, no it happened in the town Of,
vernon over the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
World no.

Speaker 6 (01:15:29):
Shoot they responders got a call around four thirty man
had become stuck just like.

Speaker 13 (01:15:36):
That he said that he was.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Wedged, okay all, right all, right all. Right first, OFF
i need a. Break it's a lot to get to
the the guy stuck in a tube. SLIDE i need
a whole.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
LOT i need a break from these women for just
like forty. Second my. God, okay first, off do you
see how they're presenting? This did you Imagine you're, like,
oh you, know when was the last time you?

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Went imagine being their? Husbands, okay they don't have, listen
imagine being their. Husbands you're sitting at dinner and all
you're trying to get to was did you buy the
the macaroni and cheese at the market or? Not and
it's a twenty minute process that they got the mac and.

Speaker 16 (01:16:16):
Cheese, well FIRST i wouldn't buy and there was no
tree you wanted to put some real? Macarooms and THEN i, said.

Speaker 7 (01:16:27):
Whoa those are on?

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Sale, oh and then the skull came. In they have
to go record. SOMETHING i, mean so they're they're they're
really trying to put a spin and then they, go
oh and the man going watching the. Slide, now the
man was in the, slots big fat, peg fad peg
that was in a slide because he was a Weird
did they get him? Out what's what's the? Deal what's the?

(01:16:51):
Deal they saw them out with the jaws of. Life
that's what. Happened if we can get.

Speaker 6 (01:16:55):
To it feet and head, First yeah like. That SO
i think they have to see it to believe. It
so photos from the scenes show he.

Speaker 13 (01:17:06):
Did. Yeh he was essentially in.

Speaker 6 (01:17:11):
Hat that's a good way of putting. It his bolded
body in half right there at the.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
Waist, okay resk your set up a ventilation equipment to
keep the man cool and amid the high temperatures inside the.
Slide firefighters removed a section of the slide to reach
where the man was. Stuck the man was freed with
about thirty, Minutes, Hayley so he's, okay and then he
was taken to the.

Speaker 13 (01:17:33):
Er we don't know what his condition, is but hopefully he's. Okay,
yeah AND i knew that the heat yes, inside so
you're stuck in that very Enclosed that is just that
is Crazy AND i don't watch.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
It is this what watching the view feels? Like you
know what this? Is, listen this is joy and? Whoopy
this is is what it feels. Like this is all
be bayharr makeout. Sessh that is how that's how bad this?
Is oh?

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Boy listen eight to eight two four, oh one oh five,
nine text in right. Now what's? WORSE a whoopee beehar
makeout sessh or? That do you know how long that?
Was guess how long that? WAS i know it felt
like it was forty? Minutes how long do you think that?
Was uh two and a half? Minutes that was in nineteen?

(01:18:26):
Second oh my, god oh my, god that was.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
Brutal that Was it was? Five, YEAH i, GOT i.
GOT i just gotta tell, You i'd probably rather much
have my peepers watching a whoopee bayhar makeout and more
sash because they wouldn't be saying. Anything, okay that's, true.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
No she. Will you can now Text rizzo And jeff
from your mobile device on the one oh five nine
The mountain text line to eight two eight two four
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Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
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Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
Go THE jnn no Longer ashville's, newest but still pleased
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Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Mountain now that's something you hear very. Often death By.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Elk, yeah, well it depends on where you, are BUT
i guess you, know death By. Elk that'd be a mountainous.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Right, no we're still doing, it, yeah, yeah death By
elk and that's what actually happened to a Former Miss,
UNIVERSE A Russian Miss universe, contestant han Is an, understatement
died on the, twelfth and this was weeks after she
hit an. Elk now this is like a final destination

(01:20:21):
stuff that happened to. Her, Okay i'm sure there's places
in the in the world where people hit. Elk you hit, deer,
okay and it just kind of. Happens but she came
for the, elk AND i guess the way She they
hit the, elk and her and her husband they'd only
been married for you, know a few months at the

(01:20:42):
time of this, accident so you, know the elk took him.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
OUT i, mean what they say this is In. Moscow
what they say is that her, car which was just
this really nice expensive, porter went on her nath of the.
Elk now that's big.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
Elk because it was you, know A porsche little lower
to the ground a little, bit, yeah but sweep it
off its feet.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Right well, yeah but then you hit this, elk so
you go underneath it hits you at you, know get
your head. Whatever But i'm looking at this and the
MORE i think about, it the MORE i. Think thus
PUTIN i don't Think. Putin, NO i think Thus. Putin
And i'll tell you. Why i'm going to tell you.
Why he was In. Alaska he got out Of moscow pretty.

(01:21:29):
Quick this happened weeks, ago, right so he.

Speaker 16 (01:21:34):
Was he was on the.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Twelfth she died on the. Twelfth she had, lived, well
lived for a little bit before she. Passed oh, well
what Is putin planting elks in the? ROAD i have a.

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
Few he rides around on that. Horse he likes to
shoot elk with his shirt. Off i'm telling you this
is a Dust. Putin, okay all? Right.

Speaker 10 (01:21:56):
Yeah tragedy struck the international pageant community as K Sidel,
alexandrova a renowned model and Former Miss universe contestant From,
russia died after a devastating road accident involving her luxury
portion a wild. Elk the, incident which occurred in Early
july and Two, Varoblast, russia has left fans and the
public mourning the loss of a young and promising star

(01:22:17):
whose life was cut short at just thirty years. Old
according to available, Reports alexandrova and her, husband who had
been married only four months, prior were traveling together when
the unforeseen accident unfolded as they drove through a wooded,
area and elk reportedly darted into the. Road despite driving
at a moderate speed and using seat, belts the couple's
vehicle collided with the animal before they had time to.

(01:22:38):
React the low profile of Their porsche meant that when
the car struck the elk's, legs the airbags failed to,
deploy and the elk crashed through the, windshields Striking alexandrovia.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Directly, now how does that? Happen that, is if you
don't think that is k G, b you, are why?

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Not so they had. Not so THE kgb is sitting
on the side of a road and and like like stop,
sticks and when you come down the, road they're holding
onto an elk and then they just release it into
the road to get you because you're a miss. Universe
you know?

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
Why sounds so, ridiculous doesn't? It jeff sounds he has,
crazy doesn't?

Speaker 18 (01:23:15):
It?

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
JOHN i got?

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
It what is?

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
It in The valny just was at the airport and
had a sip of tea and down he. Went that's,
RIGHT i got people. Come Kim jung killed his brother
that way, Too so everything dead. Crazy you remember how
he got his. Brother how they did at the, airport
they had women game and they were pretending to pie
people for a.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Year the guy comes and they put them and then
they put flor form on.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
It they just went around him and they put it
on his. Face yet the, woman a woman did. It
she had no. Idea she thought she was going to
be on a game. Show she didn't know she was
there to.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
Tail his brother left her, left she got a raft.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
And that's How Kim johnthan killed his. Brother. Unbelievable they
were meaning she literally thought she was on some rank game.
Show they were.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Paying her the equivalent to two thousand dollars a week
that whole, year, right so it was like.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
Real so she really, thought oh my, god it would
be the game. Show and when it was at the,
airport they, said here's your next. Person now walk up
to him and put this rag around his. Face, yeah not.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Funny come, on, man are we still doing?

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
This THE jnn is on your radio.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Now the point is is that AN elk is not
far fetch if that's what they're willing to. Do, yeah
no it's. Not, no it's not that's. Right all, Right, well, uh.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Let's Talk Matthew perry and putting things into your, face,
okay because he shoved a lot into THAT napa heads
AND i.

Speaker 16 (01:24:48):
Think it was.

Speaker 18 (01:24:50):
All of.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
Things.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Yeah the final person in the death Of Matthew, perry
who of course so Is chandler From, friends has pleaded
gil to supplying him with basically what did him in
was the. Ketamine he loved himself some. Ketamine and who
better to buy your ketamine from than the Ketamine? Queen

(01:25:12):
is that Mister? Bing that that's not Mister, Bing so,
so Mister bing is not the Ketamine. Queen, No Jasviin
sangha is the Ketamine, queen.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Okay and she.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
She pleaded, guilty and she is Another she's gorgeous by
the way she.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Is because she makes so much money because, SHE i
guess you, know has some access to a pharmaceutical. Warehouse
she buys it by like. Bulk but this is this
is what they.

Speaker 26 (01:25:42):
Said I'm Colleen sullivan live FROM abc. Seven we have breaking.
News the woman known as the Ketamine, queen charged with
Selling Matthew perry the drug that killed, him has agreed
to plead. Guilty Jasbine singa is the fifth and final
defendant charged in the overdose death of The Front star
to strike a plea agreement with federal. Prosecutors her change

(01:26:02):
of plea means she will avoid a role that had
been planned For august When newsbrea explined it on The, age.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
She did not did not want to go to. Trial
well she.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Could she still could get up to forty five years in.
Prison will she probably, not not even probably half of.
That but she's got to do some.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Time she'll do. Time BUT i mean with.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
Two men acting as. Middlemen Matthew perry bought large amounts
from The ketemine, queen including twenty five vials for six
six thousand dollars in, cash for four days before his.
Death so for the days before his, death he was
on a ketymine binge twenty five. Vials twenty five, vials

(01:26:49):
so that was the. Purchase that exact purchase was the
doses that killed.

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
Him which is crazy because to, ME i think of
this young up and coming, actor this this whipper snapper
who's on the. Phone he's talking to his.

Speaker 12 (01:27:04):
Dad, Hello Chandler, Bank, hello mister BING i love. You
who were stop calling?

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
Me it's been six. Months it's not, funny.

Speaker 16 (01:27:22):
BUT i love you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Home that's WHO i think of a, happy go lucky
mister Bing. M i don't. KNOW i think Of Kathleen.
TURNER i think of, KISSES i think Of, ROSS i
think of the. FRIENDS i, UNDERSTAND i get. It, yeah you,
know BUT i guess it's just not to. Be and
by the, way twenty five vials six thousand, dollars how

(01:27:47):
much does that break down to per? Vile that's a, lot,
Right it's just it's a you, know to be able
to do. IT i can't even do the.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
Math i'm.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
Dumb hold on six thousand, One i'm gonna. Do i'm
gonna go, calculator SO i don't. Clear we're gonna go
six thousand divide by twenty five dollars per one and
two forty a. Vial, well, Jeez, louise no wonder she
had A gucci sweatshirt.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
On you're buying, bulk you get a.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
Deal we'd asked them to, stop but they just keep
making it. Worse Jeff, news that, worked or as you might,
not the jnn's on your radio nine them, out all.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
RIGHT i want to polish this off today with a
little big back. NEWS i got two places that are
bringing back some fan. Favorites i'm gonna start at the
with the. KERNEL kfc has officially brought back two fan,
favorites potato.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
Wedges you, know it's about friggin time and the hot.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
And spicy wings and this they say this is after
years of what they called obsessive. Demand fans have been
clamoring for the wedges since they stopped them in twenty.
Twenty now this is a big mid nineties. Thing and
also if.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
Wedges are meant to come with the, meal just like
corn on the.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
Cob and also if you are a, blimp the fan
favorite never ending postable his Returning Olive, garden and that
happens on the twenty. Fifth now, LISTEN i don't mind.
This it's priced at the same price as twenty twenty.
Two thirteen ninety. Nine you get unlimited, pasta super salad

(01:29:26):
and breadsticks for thirteen ninety. Nine now you if you
would like to, so you can add crispy frieda sausage
or meat balls for an additional five fazzules until you're
in there for you, know twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
Bucks, no that is suicide for less than twenty. Bucks,
okay the last TIME i went to THE, OG i
was enjoying MYSELF i felt. GREAT i loved. It it
was a one differous AND i get something from. ME
i get a, spaghetti mead the, ball get chicken marsalad

(01:30:01):
for the. Lady we're sitting, there we're eating our, og
we're eating our. Breadsticks and THEN i start to sweat
on the way, home AND i start falling, asleep AND
i start getting, woozy And i'm, like what is going?
On what's wrong with? Me i'm slurring my. Words and

(01:30:23):
SO i go home AND i do a little prick
of my finger BECAUSE i didn't have the little thing
for diabetic at the, time and my sugar was in
the six. Eighties little DID i know that they cooked
everything in, sugar, uh and that the masta breaks down
to be. Sugar and then we also got the. Cheesecake so,

(01:30:46):
wow what a fat? Meal?

Speaker 16 (01:30:48):
Mean what a fat?

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
Meal i'm just forgetting you makee bolls it split.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
A cheesecake Brouh, okay what a fat? Meal shoes the
one we got to chicken Marshas what a couple of?

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Pegs? REALLY i mean that just sounds like your cheesecake
and your, pasta and you're.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
Bread in, Die you're. Dying i'm. Dying i'm not. Ding oh,
man all, right Holy, molly SO i will not be
getting the ends Past Adam.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
Richmond man for food your, Moose.

Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
Rizzo, Jeff now on the one nine the mountain text
line two eight two eight two four oh.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
Nine this time it's mine you, Opine you, wait and
you just design in your head what the razzle dazzle
is going to be right here on one of five
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Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
That is that is, Right, Rizzo that is, Right that's
exactly exactly. Right if you haven't been more right in
this moment right? Here all, right, good it's. Righteous all,
right it's time for the razzle. Dazzle everybody From.

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
Tinseltown to the eight to eight and, beyond it's timed
a razzle dazzle on The, rizzo And jeff show all
the things that are not fit to, print talk, about,
mentioned discuss or frankly that, important but somehow find their
way here of. Course sorry, Man, Yes jeff can't stand it.
Either time For rizzou's razzle dazzl on one. Nine i'mount here.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
Sorry now let's go to two people that need. Help,
first we're gonna go to a young. Lady, now this
young lady is very. Upset she was told she was
gonna get laid off in about thirty, days and as
of thirty days and, nears she has a comfort. Drink
now that comfort drink is you, know about nineteen dollars At,

(01:32:43):
starbucks and what she does is she goes every day
to get. It, Unfortunately, jeff they didn't have her comfort.
Drink so she made a video that, went hell is?

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
That what's a comfort? Drink what the hell is that?

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
Comfort it's like it's like the drink that like you go,
ooo like when you're under a blanket and you have
some soup and then you have like a nice hot
cup of cocoa under the tree and cuddle off the.
Tree you've never had cocoa under the tree and cuddled. Up, no,
NO i don't do those. Things uh, okay how about?

(01:33:20):
This uh you know what if you and we've had,
it we've had badly made coffee and it ruins the,
day that's comfort. Drink, OKAY i get it all, right
BUT i think cocoa snuggles are. Better so, anyway cocoa,
snuggles so Imagine coco snuggles for you driving in the,
car AND i want you to hear how this girl

(01:33:42):
is so affected by her comfort.

Speaker 13 (01:33:44):
DRINK i know it's really, dumb BUT i just went
in two Different.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
STARBUCKS i, mean the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
DAY i really wanted my emotionless port.

Speaker 27 (01:33:51):
DRINK i got lad off a month to, go but
they gave me thirty days notice so THAT i could keep,
working WHICH i really appreciated BECAUSE i needed. Income And.

Speaker 8 (01:34:02):
I'm having to go to work every day this week
at a job That i'm already laid off.

Speaker 27 (01:34:06):
FROM i was just gonna comfort. Myself. TODAY i go To,
storebucks and it just feels like we should get some
warning when something's gonna be disappearing because some of us
depend on. It and then yet they were asking, me
do you want think? Else we still have the puppy.

Speaker 15 (01:34:23):
Bow that we can put it in.

Speaker 8 (01:34:26):
Something, else BUT i don't want it in something. ELSE
i only want it in the summer. Berry and SO
i just told HIM i don't want, anything AND i drove.
Away SO i don't want. ANYTHING i don't know what to.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
DO i DON'T i can't help, you, dear And i'm with.
You my heart is with your. Heart my heart is your.
HEART i don't know what to. Do comfort. Drink there's
nothing more important than a comfort. Drink, yeah my, Single
i'm pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
My, lord you know?

Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
WHAT i think she should hook up with the two
l eighties who we talked about about an hour or
an hour and a half, ago who we're doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
Newscast, yeah you, KNOW i think the three of them would.
Work do you think you want to put all those together?
Together what do you do?

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
Well they'll be, like oh my, god how you? Doing
and they'll be, like lovio lovio? Too and then you're
like and they'll, like it's so.

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
Great, yeah you commit. Murder you're getting stuck in the
room with those, three and you'll start with.

Speaker 3 (01:35:24):
Her time For rizzo's razzldzol.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
On now somebody who needs, help but in a different. Way, uh.
Superintendent he lives with his. Mommy he is the superintendent of.
SCHOOLS a superintendent is kind of a high, up highly paid, position,
right and they make like a quarter million dollars a,

(01:35:49):
Year AM i? Wrong probably pretty? Good they do.

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
WELL i do, well Ryoll if not that they do?
Well for, sure it's a six figure. GIG i would
assume and uh, yeah, hey so what's this?

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
Joke start telling his mommy he needs socks and his
suit shirt every. Year his mom's. Dying she's, like she's
like ninety something that is. Closed she buys his clothes
for christ for.

Speaker 16 (01:36:13):
School he's a.

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
Superintendent you, know my mom gets me clothes. Sometimes you,
KNOW i didn't want to say. Anything Well i'm here
to say, it you, know and gives cards and then
you go, shopping and then food cards and then y.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
This past, WEEKEND i went to you, know a viewing
and you guess guess who picked out my outfit and
had it ready for.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
Me oh your, Mom, mommy didn't she nice? Work And
jeffrey gifts all of the gifts that he doesn't want
to his. Friends at Least i'm thinking of, you.

Speaker 15 (01:36:45):
All.

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
Right so here's the, Line, superintendent.

Speaker 28 (01:36:49):
My mom still takes me school shopping every, year that's,
right takes me, out buys me a new, outfit and,
uh you, know just because it's, amazing tells everyone who
helps us that this is my. Son he's a. Superintendent
so why AM i telling this story except for the
fact it's true and kind of. Funny your parents are
always your, Parents Your mom's always your, mom but you're

(01:37:10):
also still their, kid so give it a. Thought parents
are always. PARENTS i love my, mom and thanks for the.

Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
Shirt you cheap soobs ob maybe it makes mom feel.
Good you never stop being a. Mom, OKAY i did
a little dig in into this. Guy he's been the
superintendent for fourteen. Years he averages it two hundred and
twelve thousand dollars a. Year he's a. Millionaire so what

(01:37:42):
he needs mommy to buy his? Shirts?

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
Oh, mom she's. Dying she's ninety something and wheel are
in the.

Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
Ross she picks out a, shirt give her half, something
her credit.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
Card, no, No i'm not reading.

Speaker 3 (01:37:57):
This i'm not reading. This i'm for the news you
may have. Missed they did. This, fine it's time to
razzle on the.

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
Show it's a terrible. Thing, yes roll her into. Raws
something to look forward to once in a. While, Okay and,
finally on this edition Of The Razzle, DAZZLE i just wanted, to,
uh you, know see What jeff thought about this in,
principle and, again when and if we ever get our phones,

(01:38:28):
back we could talk about, this expand upon. This now
you are going to hear All, german you're not gonna
understand it unless you Speak. German, well, right right, here
what we have Is Angela. Merkel she's in a bathing
suit and she is helping. Competitor hell is it a one? Piece? Please,

(01:38:49):
no actually it's.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
Not it's so what it?

Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
Is it's it got the top and then it like
goes in like what is that called? That it goes
in like a half moon and then it like goes back.
Around so you see her signe you?

Speaker 5 (01:39:07):
Do got?

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
SO i hope it's a potato.

Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
Sack So Angla mircle is in a bathing. Suit you're
gonna Hear. Angla, Now angla is really rooting for these.
People what they have to do is they have to
stand at a certain spot and they got to roll
the cart into the.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
Car, Right so imagine you're in an angle's parking. Lot
you go further, back you take your car and you
gotta roll it into the cart holder thing what do
they call?

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
It the car, carrier cart, rack the car.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Carrier but when you roll your car, back so you
don't know when you when you roll it, in you
can't your cart can't touch either side of. It it's
just perfectly straight in and it's like a, swoosh and
if it messes up at, all there's judges there that
will judge.

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
It, yeah they. Will they'll take points of. It and
if it doesn't make it in, Period angla. Removes, yeah another,
Pair so.

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
You better get it, Right, corn because it's Only.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
Angla angle is taking off her. Button down.

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
Your, next my, mind.

Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
Her.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
Turn she made. It, Okay i'm first one five six snips.

Speaker 12 (01:40:48):
Nine Nine.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
Angle it takes off the shirt and she. Loses.

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
Crap that's like playing strip poker with the Grim, reaper.

Speaker 16 (01:41:01):
Like oh.

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
God text a message To rizzo And jeff now to
a two eight two four oh.

Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
It is one of five nine To Mount nashville's Classic
Rod The rizzo And Jeff, Show and H i gotta
be honest with. YOU i, have UH, I i have
the one thing THAT i SOMETHING i. Enjoy but that
is crazy is that we get to so much stuff
every single, Day, jeff because the phones are, out so

(01:41:30):
it's not like we can chat with anyone and have
us taken in sixty five different. Directions but, uh you,
know we still still don't crack fifty of What.

Speaker 2 (01:41:43):
Yeah, yeah that be the case, there that's.

Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
Right so, uh by the. Way fun, Fact Ferdinand Magellan
crunch Is Captain crunch's real. Name just an fy, i
that's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
Stuff you make a silly video, that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
HUH i will all, right one hundred thousand people a.

Speaker 2 (01:42:02):
WHILE i really slashed the, comedy all.

Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
Right so it's time for things that didn't make the.

Speaker 3 (01:42:08):
Shoes Frizzo't jim tried to do their work today but
just couldn't quite get it.

Speaker 29 (01:42:13):
Done so here's where they try to cram it all
in at the. End it's what didn't make the show
on one oh five nine The. Mountain could today be
your child's first day of? School, ohlas probably, not but
maybe On. Monday if it, is, though don't take a
weapon out beat somebody with a, gun try to stab

(01:42:35):
them if they have a child with special needs because
they just aren't driving fast.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
Enough, shane thank.

Speaker 22 (01:42:41):
YOU a scary start to the first day of school
At Arcola Lake, elementary police arrested thirty nine year Old Erica.
Cruz it was for allegedly threatening another. Mother according to
the arrest, report that other mother told police that she
was walking her, son who is, disabled to. School that's
When cruise allegedly started honking and yelling at. Her at one,
point she says a cruise threatened to shoot her in the.

(01:43:03):
Face when police, arrived they found a gun And cruise's.
Purse she was arrested on charges of aggravated, battery aggravated assault.

Speaker 3 (01:43:11):
With a, firearm and exhibiting a firearm on school.

Speaker 1 (01:43:14):
Property what a good, mom M what a good. Mom
so we just, figured, hey, listen don't pull a gun
on a mom who's taken her kid with special needs to.

Speaker 2 (01:43:25):
School, yeah we're in a pretty bad place when you,
Know i'm just trying to get the special her special
needs kid in the, school and you're going to shoot
her in the. Face that's a rough, go even the,
mom you know, what that was a rough. State the
mob doesn't even. Shoot they don't shoot.

Speaker 16 (01:43:41):
You in the.

Speaker 1 (01:43:41):
Face now they need the face. Intact yeah that's.

Speaker 3 (01:43:44):
True, yeah rizzo't you have tried to do their work
today but just couldn't quite get it. Done so here's
where they try to cram.

Speaker 20 (01:43:50):
It all in at the.

Speaker 3 (01:43:51):
End it's what didn't make the show on one oh
five nine The.

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
Mountain all, Right so here's my. SITUATION i would like
to give you what journalism school has turned our news
into and what our news will be in about five.
Years he wish he.

Speaker 14 (01:44:10):
Was a little bit, taller but not to be a.
BALLER i don't do, scorts not even to make all
the pretty women. Holler but he needed someone to make
magic Like polina rabbit out of hat all to.

Speaker 7 (01:44:20):
Go from about this height to. That but, no, seriously
in these, Heels.

Speaker 14 (01:44:26):
I'm about five foot five and that's how Tall denzelsiger
was about six months. Ago now He's sam's at six
FEET i.

Speaker 1 (01:44:34):
Yes he grew seven inches because they decapitated and cut
off his.

Speaker 2 (01:44:39):
Legs, well they busted the, femur and how do they
even do?

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
That, well what they do is they cut your legs.
Open they leave them just hanging on by a. Thread
they take a bone, saw they saw through your. Bones
they then reattached them to these metal things that expand
every day you have to do one to TWO clicki,

(01:45:07):
turns which by the, way. Hurt and then after that you'll.
Grow but it takes a. While, so, Yes denzel went
To turkey and got it done and people are really
jazzed about. It he grew seven. Inches he's got. Crutches
he's probably gonna lose his. Legs, godspeed but stop.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
Bro looks On. Amazon you can get anything. There pair
of stilts one nineteen sixty Nine, prime.

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
Two, day still all, right two days bade, yes stop
sawing your, BELT.

Speaker 3 (01:45:46):
I, friz don't you have tried to do their work
today but just couldn't quite get it. Done so here's
where they try to cram it all in at the.
End it's what didn't make the show on one nine The.

Speaker 1 (01:45:58):
Mountain, uh this Is it's just one thing THAT i,
am you, know pretty passionate. About. Uh there is a
man who thought that he was there to take over the.
NEWS i don't generally believe in such, silliness but in this,

(01:46:18):
CASE i think maybe it was. Warranted so as this
woman is interviewing him about how raccoons got into his,
house wonder how uh you, know she takes the he
takes the, microphone and she tries to get it. Back
for about two, minutes.

Speaker 24 (01:46:35):
No one knew what happened Until richard and his Wife,
margaret looked at their home surveillance.

Speaker 23 (01:46:39):
Video we started looking at all The, Marge, wow they
were having a. Party he will.

Speaker 1 (01:46:50):
Step right.

Speaker 23 (01:46:51):
There there were several of them in the, jacuzzi just
splashing out of the splashing, around and then looking at
the other videos from the other camera on the side cover.
Porch we saw them all coming in and out of the,
house in and.

Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
Out, oh she got her microphone. Back all, right if
you're that, guy don't be that. Guy and that's gonna
be the guy, that Like jeff, says will forever tell
the story of the day the raccoons when in his
jacuzzie and he was on.

Speaker 2 (01:47:27):
News, yeah, yeah you're gonna hear about it to the
end of. Time he. Will you're gonna he will be
at THE vfw and that story till the end of. Time,
okay right.

Speaker 1 (01:47:38):
Right so if you, ever if you ever want to
hear about that story, again walk into your Local nights Of.
Columbus that's. It Your Kawanish Peanuts, club whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:47:48):
Club you belong, to you belong, to and he'll be there,
now your stamp collecting, club, avon whatever it may, be.

Speaker 1 (01:47:55):
Tupperware, yeah text a.

Speaker 3 (01:47:57):
Message To Rizzo jeff now on the one nine mountain
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