0821 WE ARE BACK AND SENIORS ARE GETTING HUMPISH

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is one of five nine Amount nationals Class A.
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
On one O five nine in the mountain. Feels class
to Gronk and I'm so excited. Jeff, Yeah, A two,
A two four oh one O five nine. If you
have forgotten the number, I'm sure you have not. But
your beautiful voices, we'd love to hear them.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I mean, we started off with the guy requesting a
Melvin joke, and we get a Melvin joke.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah. I like the momentum. I do.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's and it's gonna I hope the momentum carries us
into our big important topic of the day, and I
hope that it really just kind of carries the people. Yeah,
so that's that's good. I mean it's seniors. It's gonna
be Senior Citizen base.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, you know, yeah, Look it's uh look when you
roll upon National Senior Citizen Day, this is our New
Year's Yes, this is our ye, this is our kingsanata, right,
this is everything to us. This is a kapor, this
is our Christmas. Yeah, it's it National Senior Citizen Day.
It's upon us. This is our flag day. That's it.

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So now well that be excited. It's time for opening audio.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
It's time for opening audio.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Here on the Rizzo and Jeff Show, A fun, funny
way to start your day on one five nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
All right, well, uh, the first before I get to
the crazy door dash driver who has a felony, The
first thing I like to talk about is this.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
It's here me bere a star.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Everyone calls me star because I sparkle like a star.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Does anyone any Jeff, who do you think that is?
Oh my god, I couldn't even begin to think.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
All O.

Speaker 7 (01:48):
Hold on, I stuck them and her puffs, dimon.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
So Livington, Muggsy, Whoa and Besu.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
We can help you start high.

Speaker 8 (02:00):
I love you pups so much, inspiring everyone toay the
inner star.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Okay, here goes amazing baby, I'm so proud of you.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Puppy times for everyone.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
A literally amazing news series.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Paris nothing nothing, nothing nothing, Paris Hilton, Parison Pups. Paris
Hilton has her own cartoon.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
She's got her own cartoon about herself. That was her voice,
and it was Paris and Pups, and it was all
of her dogs that she's had throughout the years that
you know, have passed, summers still around, and I think
it's a beautiful thing.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm sure it'll be a good watch. Instead, I'll watch
another one of her famous shows. One night in Paris. Yeah,
one night in Paris TV. What did you have to
get down on a up? That was one night in Paris?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Is that with that?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Was?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Is that Reggie Bush?

Speaker 9 (03:06):
Now?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
No, no, no, that was no, no, no, that Reggie
Buster was with Kim Kardashian right, one night in Paris.
I think it was just it was well one night
in Paris? Was you know? It was a Rick Solomon?
Remember that was his name, A Ricky Solomon. Yeah, a
two thousand and four hit, you know. And I'm so

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surprised it only got four point four out of ten
on IMDb. I don't know how, you know, maybe I
wasn't there. I don't know, I don't remember. It wasn't
that good starring Paris Rick.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Opening audio here on The Rizzo and Jeff Show, A fun,
funny way to start your day on the Mountain.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Who was Rick Solomon? Well? First off, the problem with
the film is that it was a single stationary tripod
mounted camera using night vision you know, we don't like
that kind of stuff. But he's a high stakes poker player.
By the way, Rick Somon.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Is he really so she just thought he was cute
or he just they set it up?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Were they? And I eat them? Yeah? Wow?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well you know what it was, you know, it wasn't
it was what it was. It helped it did it did?

Speaker 10 (04:21):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Second? Uh, you know, I have to tell you something
when I hear this. If you're thinking about buying or
selling a house anywhere in the Ashville area, including the
Blue areas on this.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh well, but thinking about buying a house, I'm gonna
say no because it's too expensive.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
My apologies. I know, you know, you just got to
have the right people.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Well that's got you gotta have the right people. But
my apologies. Here you go.

Speaker 11 (04:46):
We begin with a Lighthouse follow up. Charges have been
filed against a door dash customer for smashing a driver's
car last month.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Now, a DoorDash driver's car was smashed last month because
the person got angry at how long they're or Now,
this was not a regular smashing, Jeff, that's a large Oh.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
No, this is a large. This is the only way
the window and roof and hood are indented folks. Listen,
they like sat on the car. You and I get
frustrated if it's late, and we make a complaint to DoorDash.
The large who have been thinking about the Arby's two

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for five RBQ are they long can't wait for the
arbque and the potato cakes that come their way. And
when they're taking forever to get there, it takes over
you as a large. It does.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
And by the way, arbqs are out for a limited
time only you know. But I got to tell you something.
The large are vicious.

Speaker 11 (05:46):
Because she did not get her chicken wings. Prosecutors charge
twenty two year old Janiah Jones with a felony after
she was captured on ring video. We showed you this
a couple of weeks ago. Lighthouse reporter Ben Jordan broke
the story and walks us through that charges.

Speaker 12 (06:02):
Core records showed this suv sustained ten thousand dollars worth
of damage all over a failed delivery. Milwaukee police search
warrant through door dash to identify the customer accused of
this vandalism.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Now this that's total. That's total. The car is totaled
because of a chicken wing. And I'm telling you this
woman is about four hundred is shame because only oh
my heavens, because she just like beat it. She just
beat it like you would bang on the table. Yeah,
because only an animal that would live in the country
of Canada and so huge aka the moose, would be

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this large to be able to touch ten thousand you know,
me and you couldn't cause ten thousand dollars of damage
probably if we tried.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
You know what did She jumped on it. She jumped
on it, she sat on it, she banged it. But
here's the crazy part. Not only is the car total
and you and I could not cause ten thousand dollars
in damage if she tried. This literally was less than
thirty seconds, and it was because she was a wing short.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Now I gotta tell you what he says. In general,
she's waiting for the lemon peppers, the lemon peppers, and
and then this is what you're looking over some wings.
Oh my goodness, gracious over wings. Imagine what she would
do over like a burger and fry, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
So imagine if you're her lover, no and no, imagine
if you're her lover and she you know you forget,
you know, a meat ball, you forget a pizza, You
forget you know.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Like she she gets the meat lovers, and you forget
the sauce of the sausage, the sauce ege oh hell, going,
my god, I think yours would be going. Oh boy,
oh boy, that's a bier. That's that's the least of
your friends biting. What a moose. But I don't think
a moose could cause ten thousand Damn No, I don't
think so either. This is this is a large woman.

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Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
It's time for an opening audio here on the Rizzo
and Jeff Show, A fun, funny way to start your
day on one five nine the Mountain.

Speaker 13 (08:13):
And finally, so they found radioactive shrimp at Walmart.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Now we talked about this yesterday, but think about how
much sense this makes.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
And Jeff, this is for you.

Speaker 13 (08:23):
Let me say that again. They found radioactive shrimp at Walmart.
And they say it's a great value brand. Who find
great value shrimp in the first place? See all these
recalls is from getting dollar General coffee and radioactive shrimp
from Walmart. And you know, if somebody serve you some
great value shrimp, they snuffed that in there. All you

(08:44):
see was a shrimp. They ain't show you that package
that came in. But if it's glowing, don't eat it.
And if you got great value shrimp a your federator.
Everything else you got is great value, take that back immediately.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
It's radioactive. Jeff, you are a great value on a sword.
But you know, I don't. I don't, I don't. I'll
probably be there today. I have to go to the
pet store, so maybe I'll go in Walmart today. I
got to go over to pet Smart and the Walmart
right there in Bleachery, And uh yeah, I was thinking
about it. And the more that you know, if if
the shrimp is radioactive, what the hell else is radioactive?

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When it comes a great value, that's not it? Macaroni?
Where the macaron's? Where are we at this point where
I can't get some elbow macaroni without growing a sixth toe?

Speaker 3 (09:33):
You know?

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Text a message to Rizzo and Jeff now to a
two eight two four oh five nine.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Said on one oh five nine to Mount Nashvilli's class
of rockt Rizzo and did Jeff show when, uh, you know,
students don't think it's very surprising when a teacher commits
a no no with another student. Now, this didn't happen
at least from what I understand when we were in school,
you know what I mean, not to the extent that

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it is now.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Well, it happened, but there were no the social media
wasn't around. There wasn't We.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Weren't taught from a young age to like, you know,
avoid that.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Well, there wasn't you know, like apps where you could
meet people all kinds of things. What was there around
back then? Match dot com and personal ads in the.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, that's how my uh a big fat aunt Janis
met her a big fat porky husband, lady large, lady
large and sir sir pigs a lot. Yeah, and they
met on the Yahoo personals. Now, let me ask you
something about he is a pig? All right, So let me, uh,
let me tell you something. If I were to say

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to you, Jeff, a choir teacher met a student on
an app, what kind of student would you think it
would be? And you know, what do you think happens?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
I would say, what's his name? And who's the guy
that he meant? Am I spot on your spot? Okay,
here's what happened.

Speaker 14 (11:14):
Okay, yeah, that's right, and so prosecutors say that the
teacher here paid that student for sex, and a payment
app actually flagged that payment between an adult and a
minor minor to the FBI, and that's what began this
four month long investigation.

Speaker 15 (11:30):
Tonight, the longtime choir director at Brockton High School is
accused of having sexual relations with this seventeen year old student.
Thirty five year old Matthew Cunningham was arrested today in
charge with sex trafficking and paying for sex. He stayed
out of view in his arraignment.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
He reached out to the victim on Grinder, the dating
app Dangerous and asked the victim if the victim was
willing to engage in sex acts for money.

Speaker 15 (11:56):
Prosecutors say after this encounter, the student recognized Cunningham as
the teacher at the school, became uncomfortable and left the district.
But coming here to the defense attorney claims he did
not know he was a student or less than eighteen
years old.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
App the minimal age that dating app and represented that
he was older. It's kind of shocking, but in a
sense not that much, okay.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
When a student says that there's a problem well, here's
the thing.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
You know, you have to be eighteen to be on
the app, right, So if he's on the app and
he's meeting somebody that he thinks is eighteen. If you
like to get a thing, don't you have to identify
if you're the choir teacher. He knew he was a
He knew he was in.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Everybody has to take choir. He saw and swiped. Do
you swipe on ground? I don't know, but whatever you
do on grinder, he swiped or clicked like and he said,
I hope this kid who used to sing inquire likes
me back. And so the kid liked them back, and

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then you know, things ensued. And see it's because we're
not taught Jeff from a young age to avoid people
like this.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
You know.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Well, look I don't I don't know the context of
the conversation. I mean, what did he say to him,
you know, come play with my.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Well, well, well it's sort of he used a lot
of He was like, let me show you my trombone.
You know, I got a double bassoon, you know what
I mean, my oboe? Sorry, you know I got a
flute for you. But here's the thing. If we're taught
from a young age like this school here, and I
got to tell you kudos to them, because every single

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one of these children will know if their choir teacher
reaches out to them on grinder to stay away, you know.
And so here you go.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
These my private.

Speaker 16 (14:06):
Part, No should, no lesson.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
And if you touch the private private person. If you
touch my prov I will tell my mom.

Speaker 17 (14:22):
My.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Teacher, she loves a song private part. Pase on my
private parts.

Speaker 18 (14:32):
No one should, No one should squeeze them private private.
If you just my private parts, I will tell my mom,
I will tell my daddy.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
I will tell the game teacher. Either way. Do you
see how much I would have helped that kids learned that? Yeah,
these a choir teachers. I gotta tell you, and the
choir tea you're gonna talk. You think he apologizes ahead
of time, say sorry, I'm gonna tell you. All I
have is a piccolo, little read or why.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
The Rizzo and Jeff Show. We'll be able to answer that.
Just try.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
It is one oh five nine in the Mount, Nashville's classic
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five nine. We haven't spoken to you guys in such
a long time. We'd love to talk to you. Eight
to eight, two four oh one oh five nine. Maybe
this will get your goose going, Jeff. If you are

(15:37):
in a bathroom, gas station, bathroom, just a utilitarian I'm
out somewhere, I'm in a bathroom. It's a one person bathroom.
What's the maximum amount of time that someone should be
in the public rests?

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Public restroom? Five minutes? Five minutes total, five minutes total.
It doesn't take more than five minutes to do what
you gotta do. So I disagree without one hundred percent.
What other people have to get in there? What if
you're want what if you're constipated? Oh, then that's another issue,
you know, Okay, well so what if what if you're shy?
What if it takes your minute going? You know what,

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I'm constipated, And if you got if you got poof fright,
then you know, that's another weird thing. But if you
got to go, you go. Well, that's what I'm saying.
So if you have, if you have, if you have
the fright, public restroom, five minutes, If you're in there
any longer, you're doing something different. There's no nefarious or
you're just you're toiling on your on your mobile phone. Uh,

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you know, just a doom scrolling and it's just time
get done your business in a public restroom and get
moving along. Anything other than five minutes, Uh, you're susceptible
to bad things happening.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Okay, So I actually believe the opposite. I actually believe
that you should be allotted fifteen minutes in a public restroom. Okay,
fifteen minutes gives you time to get in to do
some scrolling, to just kind of touch up. Maybe you're
on a date. You want to touch yourself up. You

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want to do a spritz or two, you want to
make sure that everything's you know, do a little reset,
take a few deep breaths, you know, kind of tell
people how things are going. And I think, you know,
I mean, I would say unlimited, but I'm considered of
other people, So I would sit in there for fifteen
twenty fifteen twenty in.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
A public restroom. Get a life, I get a life.
Who's got you go in there? The public restroom is
for emergency situations, Uh no, and not going to the bathroom. Yeah,
go your five minutes, you're out. Anything longer you know
it's it's way too much. You know, the other people
need to use it. You have to be considerate.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
The reason we're talking about this is because there is
a man who kicked down a public restroom door and
pointed a gun at somebody because he was taken too
long taking it too good?

Speaker 2 (17:58):
No, not good. I guarantee you anybody that says he
was in there for like eighteen minutes eight two eight,
two four oh one oh five nine, how long you
could call us? How long it should get shit? How long?
What is the time limit in a public restroom? Anything
over five minutes? You're pushing it.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
No, nobody's going to agree with that. But listen to
the what happened here.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
He was in a hurry to get into a gas
station bathroom.

Speaker 19 (18:22):
Joseph him Inez then had to do his business at
the Lee County jail. But he say he barged into
a bathroom with a loaded gun, threatening to kill a customer.
Got those news is Samantha Romero is flushing out the allegations.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Now, good pun But before I get to the news story,
you're telling me that you still agree with the five
minute rule. The guy kicked the door down and he's
got it on him.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
He's he you're just hanging in there, hanging out eighteen minutes?
Is you hanging out in the public broth, It's not
you hanging out. What if he had, you know, a
bad mine. Look, my boy, Joe Jimenez here, he's got
to go. He's got an emergency situation happening.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Well, you know what, and hopefully we'll have time to
talk about it today. But what if the guy ate
like a cat food burger? A lot of people eating
cat food nowadays. That is the truth. Uh so what
you know?

Speaker 2 (19:08):
So and you gotta go, my boy, my boy Joe here,
he's got to get the jail.

Speaker 10 (19:13):
Now.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Joe didn't Joe didn't just decide, uh to Uh you know,
Joe didn't just decide. He probably knocked on the door
several times. Okay, And this guy said aca podle. He did,
he said a padle. Hello, who's this?

Speaker 20 (19:28):
This is Marcy?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Oh Marcy Ben dear, Oh god.

Speaker 9 (19:33):
I hated you guys in that phone.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Marcy. It was like two weeks. We're back, Marsie, we got.

Speaker 9 (19:40):
No I'm glad you're back. I'm glad you're back. About
the restroom situation, if it's a one bathroom stall. If
it's just a bathroom, yeah, you need to do your
business to get the hell.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Out five minutes.

Speaker 9 (19:54):
Yeah, really really if it's a one one bathroom, if
it's a multiple stall bathroom, living there all day if you.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Want, Okay, fair enough, But Marcy, as a woman, don't
women need time to primp or repowder or whatever the
case may be. And and you're gonna get all your
business done in five minutes or less.

Speaker 9 (20:17):
Well, you know, if it's a single bathroom and somebody's
pounding on the door, yeah, then you need to get
the hell out.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
I Mary, So do you agree that the guy that
pulled the gun on him, well he had to go?

Speaker 5 (20:31):
No?

Speaker 9 (20:31):
Oh hell no, ok.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Mark, he had to go. You gotta go. You're pounding
on the door. The guy was in there for eighteen minutes.
Time is of the essence. Okay, he's got to get moving,
all right.

Speaker 9 (20:43):
Right, that's true. But like I said, if it's a
single style bathroom, if it's just a bathroom for one person,
you need to do your business and get the hell out,
especially if somebody knocks on the door well and says
they need to go.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Well, Marcy, I had to tell you. It's good to
hear your voice. I'm glad your first callback was about
public restroom Meticut. Okay, thanks Mark, We we love you there.
All right.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Well, the rest of the news story is basically Jimenez
and guess what, Jimenez. He's in jail now because of
people like jack.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
You know what, here's the deal, Joey Jimenez. Don't you
worry about it. I'm coming with ten percent of the bails. Okay,
depending on how much it is? All right, thanks a
little much.

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Speaker 2 (22:24):
Now, your local TV news has failed you, folks, Yes,
but we're gonna be here for you on the j
n N, and we'll do our best. Because a man
with jiggly jugs.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
That could only that's the only description. I mean, he
had some jigglers, and I would say maybe half pineapple.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Maybe it's how the story. Yeah, yeah, I would say, yeah,
maybe a honey dew, Yeah, honey, a little more honey,
more honey. Yeah. A bear chested man was caught uh
stealing packages from uh off a porch in flat Rock.
Uh So the Henderson County Sheriff's Office posted a video

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on Facebook seeking the public's help to identify jiggly jugs.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
He strutted through the Flat Rock community, scooped up a
package that wasn't his uh, and then ran away with it,
and uh, I guess they haven't mentioned his name yet,
but they have identified Jiggly Jugs, but his name has
not been given yet. And I can't wait to find
out the identity of jigg.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
We gotta find we gotta get him on if he
I mean, he's probably gonna go get arrested and all that.
But I mean I have to tell you, you know, we
oftentimes watch like you know, if you notice, like that's
why we get all this stuff up very quickly because
we're in all these grooves. So we we watched stuff,
you know, throughout the morning like that, throughout today, throughout today.

(23:53):
That's why you know that we had that missing girl
yesterday in Henderson County who has been found, thank goodness
posting it. Yeah, and right after they found that poor girl,
Uh you know, we we had that too. And uh,
when I mean we go, I mean sometimes we'll just peruse.
And when I saw his jugs, yeah, I listen, listen,

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I had to tell you something. I couldn't focus on
the crime. As a matter of fact, I let him go.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
I'd let him.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
I don't care about the package, I don't care about
the cry and forgive me. People in Flat Rock whom
package was stolen. We apologize Jeff and Ile rimbursher for it.
I just want him to come in here and do
a photo shoot with his jugs, Like what if he
does it for like a magazine?

Speaker 2 (24:44):
You know what I mean? If you watch the video,
So Jiggily runs up the driveway shirtless. Okay, he knows
that the camera's there, Yes, he does so as Jiggily
Jugs runs up, he takes the package and then he
opens up the package, but looks and knows the camera
up there. He had no shame that he was stealing it.
He knew his jugs were out, they were jiggling yep, okay,

(25:06):
and he was stealing packages. This is not the first
time that he's done this. And why why are your shirtless?
Somebody questions, Well, you know what, though, the answers might
just be as simple as the questions. Maybe he just
as proud of his body. And you know what, I
body positivity. If that were my body, I'd be proud too.

Speaker 21 (25:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
If I had a set of honey dudes like that,
I'd never wear a shirt. But you know what it is,
it's just you know, very well formed man. They are
in jugs.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
They are you know what it is? They are perfectly perky,
perky rotund I mean, if you think about it, I
mean they they just bounce ever so perfectly.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
He runs. It's just like boo boo boo boom. I
mean it's a perfect and mine or not like that mine?
Look I look like I like I look like a
an exotic answer during the daytime when you go to
the during the day, I'm the one pm dance where
he's prime time. Oh he's Friday at two am, right,

(26:08):
I'm one pm two, you're one pm Tuesday.

Speaker 21 (26:11):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Now listen, I'm at six thirty on a Thursday night.
I can get myself, you know. I mean I said
a half lemons and you know, but see that's the thing,
honey doos they get your prime time and and you know,
not for nothing. You know, we respect our sheriff deputies
and we don't condone stealing. But in this one instance,

(26:32):
I think he knew he was gonna get caught, he
knew he was on camera. He didn't care. I got
to tell you, I wouldn't mind seeing him do a
fireman's calendar. You know, you know what I'm saying. And
then on December for Christmas, just.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
A little sock. He's got to be mister August now
because he stole the package in August, so.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
He's gidding, well, no, I'm seeing twelve different poses of
Oh and then at Christmas it's just a sock.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah, okay, you know, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
It to be more revealing each month, and then to
Christmas time it's just to sock by a fire.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Woll you want to give this guy all of twenty
twenty six in the calendar. I want to give them
all twenty twenty twenty six calendar.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Yeah right, Okay, the JNN is on your radio.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Now, Hey, this might surprise you, but there's drugs circulating
around Ashville. We got drugs. We have drugs, and we
had lots of them that were seized in a big
drug bust. The APD along with the state, arrested two
people that seized large amounts of narcotics. This happened on Tuesday,

(27:42):
and we're not playing games here. We had about this
is ridiculous. Oh my god, listen, there was almost six
six pounds of meth that was caught, tons of fentanyl
purple fence, like a kilos of it, and why is
it purple fent? There were blue pills pressed with fentanyl. Uh,

(28:03):
there is powdered cocaine, crack cocaine, unidentified pills.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
These might be like the two big dealers in town.
So maybe nobody can get any drugs anymore.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
I don't know what green powder is. Something about green
powder green. Yeah, Saint Patty's Day cocaine. Oh, Saint Patty's
Day cocaine. Yeah, this could be what it is. This
is a lot of a lot of drugs. Uh, Takia
and carry them are their names. So they probably went
by T and K and K right, so Taquia Davis
and carry them tailor.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
But see that much drugs they probably are depleting. I
guess they probably serviced all of uh Tunnel Road. This
was literally like the tricks pounds of drugs.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
That's a lot of drugs. Wh Yeah, yeah it really is.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
That's a lot of drugs that probably serviced a good
amount of the Ashville area. Now now things will be
at a premium.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Uh so they are on It was by Cordova's Street,
which is by Carrier Park, So they were down that
way by that that Chinese that Chinese store that I
went to it's by the Chinese, that place where they
all everybody hangs out by the one Chinese place in
the corner store.

Speaker 22 (29:13):
It is.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
It's Cordova.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
It is.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
And I knew it because when I went down there,
I said, I should not have ordered Chinese from this restaurant.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Because I always cut when I when I used to
go that way, I would always come down the back way.
Yeah yeah, and then you know, and then onto amboy
and stuff. But yeah, so right in that area, there
you go. They got them.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
And let me tell you something. They had a news
story about it and who.

Speaker 19 (29:39):
In details Here tonight from Ashville, where two people are
now charged after police say they sees hundreds of grams
of drugs and multiple stolen guns.

Speaker 23 (29:48):
Ashville police arrested this two people here on your screen,
t Kia Davis and carry them Taylor. Investigators say they
found stolen guns on the pair, and officers then searched
a home where they report f another gun, cash, and
a large amount of drugs, including more than three hundred
and fifty grams of fentanyl. Now, both suspects face multiple charges,

(30:09):
including possession of a stolen firearm.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
That is first off, this is a lot they were
purple and green.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I don't know why they're coloring the drugs I've I've
never heard of such a Yeah, spruce, Well, I guess
you got a spruce.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
I bet through that whole area, and you know that
whole they go there. This was the this was and
I'm telling you those people were the freak out. They're
gonna be.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
I bet you they're already freaking out because that was
probably servicing that whole area.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Yeah, I'm sure of it.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
So and when you don't get serviced, you know what
can happen.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
End up like Rosie o'donald you sorry, you end up
like the jiggling drugs guys stealing pack.

Speaker 24 (30:50):
I have to get serviced, but they just keep making
it worse.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Jeff News that worked or as you might notice, the
JNN is on your radio. Fun Alright, it's happening, folks.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
The Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile is coming to Ashville next week. Okay, Uh,
this is a twenty seven foot long hot dog on wheels.
We know about it. On Thursday of next week. Uh,
the Wienermobile is going to be at Biltmore Park Farmers
Market right there off of Exit thirty seven there.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Yeah, yeah, we're going right by Ashville four can't wait.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
No no, no, no, not by Asto down there, going the
other way towards n Yeah. So so yeah, that's they'll
be there from three to six. And then on the thirtieth,
I think that's what Saturday. Saturday, they're gonna be at
the end of summer Carnival and Fletcher from NDO too.
That's gonna be a zoo. That'll be a total zoo. Yeah,
I'm not doing that. Yeah. And then uh and then

(31:51):
on Monday, I think they're gonna be in Hendersonville. On Monday.
You can't do a Monday Wien or on September first,
that'll be late. So this is next weekend. Everybody's off
school anyway, right, So Hendersonville, the Wienermobile will be there.

Speaker 25 (32:07):
So yeah, the iconic Oscar Meyer Wienermobile is rolling into
the Asheville area next week. The twenty seven foot long
hot dog on wheels will be in Ashville in the
twenty eighth, Fletcher the thirtieth, and Hendersonville September first. For
exact times and locations, all you have.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
To do is go to the rizone.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Jeff shown the mountain because we're going to see the Wiener.
I think Thursday. Yeah, I think is that what we've decided? Well,
I think Thursday, because the only thing I think Saturday. Saturday,
you're gonna have the you know, the fair going on.
So if you're there, it's getting off the exit. Yeah,
poor traffic, fair traffic, middle of the day. A Wiener zoo.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
It is going to be a Wiener zoo.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
We got to get a hold of the guy to
see if he can give us private time because we
are well, you know where the where the media we
have to tour the Wiener.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Well, here's the only thing about the and I have
no problem with it, but I read the email yesterday.
They're very pony about everything. Poney, uh you know, he said,
uh he pickle. He said, we would relish the opportunity
to tickle your pickle, to connect with you at an
event or an alternative time like a ride along. Holy crap,

(33:20):
I'll do that. I didn't know that, I said, I
didn't see that party.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Didn't you see that part either? I thought he said
he wanted to tickle the pickle.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
I got to stop launching the news and pay attention
to emails. We're available for interviews, live shots, or pre recordings.
We'll provide a photo and video opportunity with the Wienermobile.
Buns of Memories and are iconic Wiener whistles. I'm weaner whistles.
I hope to catch up with you soon. And he

(33:48):
ends it with Frank with Frank's and relish and his
name is at the grill. At the grill, Isaac. Holy crap,
he's really owning this job.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
I gotta tell you he's happy. Well, remember they had
the competition.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Is your a job? You got like twenty five g's
good for him? Good for him?

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I mean, but by the way, uh, Isaac, I know
you're in town now. Emailed me back next week. He's
he's not in town right now. He needs email me back.
I emailed him twice. And I want something about tickle
and a pickle.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah, something like that. If we sounds like if we
get the if we get if we can get a
bunch of whistles, we can go around town and get
wi whistles. Do you think do you think he would
give us Wiener whistles to give out and we could
go Rizon Jeff's Wiener whistles and you got to meet
us somewhere and we'll give you Wiener whistle. I didn't
read the ride along part. Now I want to ride
along on video. You want to do the whole thing

(34:38):
on video. It's a good idea. Yeah, a lot of
people go to our Facebook. I want the damn ride
along and I want it. All right, you have to
Isaac and to groll freak. All right, pickle boy, all right?

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Text a message to Rizzo Jeff now on the one
O five nine in the Mountain. Text line to eight
two eight two four oh one oh five.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Nine, or you could call us eight to a two
four one of five night because the phones are back.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
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Speaker 1 (35:06):
Five nine in the mount Nashville's Class of Rocks and
Jeb show James, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (35:10):
My friend?

Speaker 26 (35:12):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (35:12):
No much?

Speaker 26 (35:12):
Now.

Speaker 21 (35:13):
The waynermobile is actually in town, probably a wake or
two ago. I've seen it on Patton Avenue going up
toward the bridge.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
You really, yes, Why didn't do Wienermobile say anything?

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah, they're coming next weekend?

Speaker 21 (35:27):
So it was probably they may have probably been scouting
at the area or something. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
You might what are they the sinking Secret Service?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Well, no, but I think with it or maybe they
went to like they're doing like a Greenville Ashville like
you know what I mean, like a like a city
to city tour, you know, and then they ended in
like Knoxville or something.

Speaker 20 (35:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Well they sent us like a media email and they
offered like ride along. So if we could do a
ride along, James, that's that's something special.

Speaker 21 (35:56):
Yes, now I think I know why there were so
many and everything. They were going to spike the Winger
all Bill.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Oh, oh, you think too, We're gonna.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Whoa, that's a lot of that's a lot of drugs
down there by Carrier park Man. Man, That's that's true.
I don't think anyone in town is gonna have drugs today.

Speaker 21 (36:14):
You know, they will still find a way.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
I mean, yeah, that's that's true. True.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
They get they take six pounds, twelve pounds come back,
you know.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah, well I got to tell you thank you.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
And I didn't even think about them spiking the Wiener mobile.

Speaker 6 (36:29):
You know.

Speaker 21 (36:29):
That's why y'all want to see a lot of cars
around Chick fil A they put cracking their chicken.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Heya. The secret is just order on the app and
you can go in the app only lane. That's the secret, James.
We appreciate it. It's good to talk to you again,
my friend. Thank you so much. Listen at A two
four oh one oh five nine. The phones are open
and we got a lot to talk about today. Jeff

(36:57):
uh is Senior Citizen in Appreciation Day. Well it should
be every day. But you know what, if you give
me a day to highlight them, guess what I'm gonna
highlight them.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
So what I thought i'd do, Jeff, is I would
play maybe a little senior appreciation montage or too. And
then I think what we should do is I think
we should talk about our favorite celebrity seniors who is
our And I don't know how we would rank them?

(37:29):
Would we rank them by sex appeal? Would we rank
them by coolness? How would you do this?

Speaker 2 (37:34):
No, it's just look who who you know touches you?
Who touches you as a famous senior, the famous senior
that really stands out to you, and we can compare
and contrast our lists. It's fine. Yeah, I get three.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I guess it is that This is the happy man
at the calendar on YouTube.

Speaker 27 (37:53):
Welcome to August twenty first, on the National Day calendar.
Today we celebrate National Senior Citizens Day, a time to
recognize and honor the contributions of our older generations. President
Ronald Reagan proclaimed this day in nineteen eighty eight to
acknowledge the achievements and sacrifices of seniors.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Our senior citizens.

Speaker 27 (38:12):
Have lived through remarkable times, offering a wealth of knowledge, experience,
and wisdom. They have shaped our communities, nurtured our families,
and paved the way for future generations. National Senior Citizen's Day,
take a moment to show your appreciation. Ye Spend time
with the senior loved one, listen to their stories. Or

(38:32):
volunteer at a local senior center.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Is there a locals? Oh we did? We went Togethern
Was it center?

Speaker 24 (38:38):
Well?

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yeah it was center. Well that's right. Maybe we can
volunteer there. So I mean, listen, now, I got to
tell you, I know that we all appreciate our seniors,
but nobody does it like they do it in Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
You ever you ever hear of a hot land of
Senior Day? Oh my god? Who invite me? Oh my god?
Listen to this talk about dj Energizer.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
It's National Senior Citizens Day. We're celebrating the living legacies
who bring lasting wisdom and energy to our city.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Start women, don't.

Speaker 7 (39:11):
Atlanta seniors are vibrant, sixty eight, sharp, and unstoppable.

Speaker 13 (39:18):
Once I get up in here with Coach, do it
be own, the gospel is off, the chat.

Speaker 7 (39:29):
Someone here for every second.

Speaker 22 (39:34):
I really love working with the seniors. It's an opportunity
to hug people, love on people, speak with them, making
sure they're taking their medicine, that they're eating correctly, that
they have recreational activities. They're on trips, they meet new people,
they're not isolated.

Speaker 8 (39:51):
Run.

Speaker 7 (39:51):
The City of Atlanta is all in when it comes
to supporting our seniors from our legendary Senior Ball to
make this classes and events. The city is buzzing daily
with programs designed to keep seniors active, empowered, and connected.

Speaker 28 (40:07):
I like to sing your programs all of it. I
learned how to swim why for the first time. I
love the water aerobics classes. I love their their craft classes,
and oh my god, I enjoyed a trips. Oh and
it's not just about activity, it's about impact and accessibility.

Speaker 13 (40:28):
The city of Atlanta looks out for a seniors now
like we did our parents before the city staff seeing.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Well, I'll tell you why. That sounds like a party. Yeah,
so I think we gotta lay the rulers out, okay
A two a two four oh one oh five nine
when we come back, this is what I want. I
think we need to say, do we who is your
favorite senior?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
And why? Okay? Yeah? But your favorite famous senior? Who
is it? Why?

Speaker 11 (40:53):
Like?

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Okay? But can they be a dad?

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Like?

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Can I give you angela lands battery? Can I give you,
you know, the Eisenhower? Or do they have to be alive?

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Yeah? You know I disagree with that. Can be dead?
You know, I don't like throwing the deads into a
lot of things. Can we throw some deads, like like
partial deads? Like you're so dead from ninety on? There's
a deal on the list. You get one dead, one dead,
one dead, all right? So one dead you're allowed one dead?
All right?

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Eight to eight two four oh one oh five nine.
It is National Senior Citizen Day. We are gonna rank
our seniors, our favorite seniors?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Who are yours?

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Connect with us on the mountain talking text line at
A two eight two four oh that's a two eight
two four oh nine.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
National's classic cribe a Marizzo and Jeff show, and this
on National Senior Citizen Day, World Senior Citizens dead. And
this to us, ladies and jail, it's like our It's
like our Easter, are our Saint Patch, our Christmas? You know,
it's like you know, our It's just our day. Yes,

(42:04):
the day to celebrate senior citizens.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
It really is. And I think Ronnie Reagan, you know,
Ronnie Reagan started it, didn't he did? He did. He
was the one that came up with National Senior Citizen Day.
I think it first kicked out. He did it for
himself because he was a senior at the time. He was,
you know, he was leaving office. I think the first
one was in ninety one, so it gave him a
chance to get out of office and then celebrate Senior

(42:29):
Citizen Day there. But but yeah, I mean, it's it's here.
It's upon us.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
I gotta tell you, you know, we're talking about our favorite.
There's a bunch of people on the phone. Eight two
eight two four oh one oh five nine. Still we're
gonna start with ever in a second. But I got
to tell you something, if it were up to me
and I could spend like some time with a senior
and nobody knew, and I could just do what I
wanted to do. Lou Graham, please Barbara Bush in a

(42:57):
private uh you know, thing above the water in Bora
Bora Me, Barbara Bush, nothing, nothing butter pearls on.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
It's big pearls.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Nothing but those big juicy pearls. Since an HW ten
thousand miles away.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
What do you think? I don't mind it now he's
at the Bush Ranch. Yeah, yeah, the Bush Ranch. E
two eight two four oh one oh five nine. It's
been so long. Let's get to you, Everett. Who is
your favorite senior citizen? And how you doing?

Speaker 29 (43:34):
Man?

Speaker 2 (43:35):
We've missed you.

Speaker 20 (43:37):
I'm doing all right, just a little tired. But I'm
not quite sure who I would claim as my favorite
senior citizen. But I think the qualifications should be who
would you most want to spend an afternoon with?

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Interesting?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Okay, do you do you mean like an afternoon with
just to hang out? Do you mean like an afternoon
with like private time?

Speaker 20 (44:03):
Whatever you wanted?

Speaker 6 (44:06):
Like?

Speaker 20 (44:06):
But like I think Arnold Farzenegg is a great guy.
I could not spend an afternoon trying to speak with
him without losing my.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Correct Yeah, it would say all the all the pomp
and circumstance of Arnold would be gone if you hung
out with him too long. Yeah, I understand. Yeah, I
mean I listen. I like Ron Jeremy Leslie Nielsen. Now
he's dead, but I like it.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Yeah, Leslie Nielsen, he was always good with his comedic timing.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Yeah, that's the that's a quality senior.

Speaker 20 (44:39):
Or like, oh, what's the guy's name? Not Martin short,
but the guy that's always with him, the tall.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Steve, Steve Martin, Steve Martin.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Oh, yes, I'll tell you what though, I and I
appreciate your call. Ever, and it's just Steve Martin's a
little egotistical. He doesn't he does have a tude. We
have Melvin, who I guess really gave us the parameters
sixty five and off. Melvin, who would you say is
your favorite scene?

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Here's your top senior?

Speaker 8 (45:07):
I got I got three, I got three favorites on it.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Yeah, all right, we'll let you go. Phones are back,
you're allowed, go ahead.

Speaker 8 (45:15):
I really like mel Brooks Blazing Saddles. They got away
with murder in their day. You never get away with
that these days.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Now is he alive?

Speaker 8 (45:24):
Still he is hilarious. That is one funny man.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
He's got quite the schnos he does.

Speaker 8 (45:34):
And that's my favorite of all time is cheating Chong. Honestly,
I don't smoke pot, but they're the funniest bastards on
planet Earth.

Speaker 26 (45:41):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
You're a cheat and Chong guy.

Speaker 8 (45:44):
Melvin, Yes, sir, all day long, I love it.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
You know what I could see that. I can see
that about eighty. Yeah, they're about eighty and you I've
got Melvin. Those are two great you know what. Those
are great ones to start out. I appreciate your call, Malvin.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Then, uh, listen, I gotta tell you this is this
isn't making it hard because one is making it an afternoon.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
One is just saying who I think is funny? You know,
Todd had texted and he said, Tom Selleck. He's been
around for forever. I am I admire him. So Todd
admires Tom Selleck.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Okay, good, I'm glad you brought that up, because there's
he is to be admonished.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Yeah, he should be thrown into the pits. He's eighty.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
Tom.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Well, you know what James has somebody? James, who do
you got here?

Speaker 21 (46:32):
My friend I've got Christopher Lloyd.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Lloyd okay, Jack who Jack Nicholson okay? Good one?

Speaker 21 (46:44):
And then from the head one Sean Connery.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Sean.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Recent more recent. Dad Connery was great. He was always
that that five years ago.

Speaker 24 (46:56):
You know.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yeah, yeah, we can.

Speaker 21 (47:00):
Lucky Sean Connery to dining or bed in our nineties
and the Bahamas, I mean, oh.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
My heavens, welcomed to the rock. Yeah. Yeah, he gave
a cold finger, good gave it. That's that's a go on, man,
That's that's my mama.

Speaker 21 (47:16):
She's seventy four and she'll be seventy five this year.
And I tell you one thing about thing you're saying.
Since don't set an open beer around the day, but
it is open, they will down it and then they'll
be the time and they'll have the time of their life.
And may you feel no pain your house?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Look at that.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
I love a great call banks to the god mom
shot gunning beer beer.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
I'm where I want to be at seventy five. Whoa,
I mean, listen, I you know, I'm still a little tied.
I'm starting to think Walter math out. Yeah, best you
come up with eight two eight two for a five nine.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
US on the Mountain talking text line at eight two
eight two four. That's eight two eight two four.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Nine shows Classic Rock, The Arizzo and Jeff Show, and
Happy National Senior Day. I can't say that. World Senior Day,
World Senior Day.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
That's it. And we got Iowa on the phone. Iowa,
it's been so long.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
How you doing. It's been a while, it has been,
it's has been.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
It's been a real it's been a while. So what's
going on with you? My friend?

Speaker 8 (48:32):
Just trying to get stuff done?

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Just good man. We hope you get that stuff done.
We do. Yeah, Well before you get it done, though,
do you have seniors that are on your mind? Who
are you thinking? Yeah, hit us with your seniors. Dad,
your dad, your dad. That's a good one. It's a
good answer.

Speaker 17 (48:49):
All right.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Then of course my uncle Day goold day. Oh good?
Is he a scene when he classify as a senior.
That's sixty five and up?

Speaker 10 (49:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Okay, all right, you got you got a famous one
for us? Or dead one? Were running down the entire
the entire corner the corn farm. What do we got?

Speaker 21 (49:11):
The dead one is my grandpa?

Speaker 8 (49:13):
Way?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Oh well you can't okay, well, okay, don't have any
famous ones? Is there any like famous Iowans that really
stick out to you? James Rol Jones did whatever?

Speaker 1 (49:28):
There's non famous Iowans?

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Who is David David Letterman? Oh Dave Boy? Oh day boy,
Dave Boy. That's Dave Boy? Who calls the show? You
know it's from Iowa? How about John Wayne? John w
Johnny Carson.

Speaker 8 (49:55):
John Wayne is actually my brother in law.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
There you go, and the most famous person to ever
come out of Iowa, Ashton Kutcher. Thanks for the call, Iowa.
That's been awesome. We mention you. Hello, who's this?

Speaker 26 (50:13):
Patrick?

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Hey? Wonder what's going on?

Speaker 10 (50:16):
Man?

Speaker 2 (50:16):
What do you think of? Who's your favorite senior? Dead
or live?

Speaker 6 (50:20):
Sam Elliott?

Speaker 2 (50:22):
That mustache? The mustache, Oh it's the stash.

Speaker 29 (50:26):
I've just locked him as an actor.

Speaker 6 (50:28):
I don't care about his mustache.

Speaker 8 (50:29):
I've just locked him as actor.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Well, you don't have to care about his muss as Patrick,
but we do, and we really you know.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Don't you think that you wouldn't like him as much
if you didn't have that. I think you're you're under
under playing, underplaying it.

Speaker 8 (50:44):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Listen, we're not here.

Speaker 8 (50:47):
I locked him as the actor.

Speaker 29 (50:48):
He's Sam Allen.

Speaker 21 (50:50):
I've always turned down about my probably my favorite movie.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Okay, okay, do you like Clint excuse me, not Clint.
Do you like Walter math.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Isle No, yeah, alright, Hey, Patrick's that's funny for the
call man.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Why don't people like Walter Mathow He is one of
the classic senior citizens of He's always been a senior citizen.
He was in Bad Newsbears in nineteen seventy six. He
started when he paired up with Jack Lemon. He took
off like a lightning ride. He died in his nineties.
He was, you know, with that hot Sophia lady who

(51:34):
I can't remember.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
She was smoking hot. He did. I'm not rapaport. There's
a problem, lover, he's on He's on the who Cares list? Okay,
that's the problem. It's this Hello, oh.

Speaker 8 (51:50):
God, I gotta throw one more. I gotta throw one
more in the hat, one.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
More in the hat. Go ahead. We got a hat.

Speaker 8 (51:56):
Willy Willy willinginess and it's truly an amazing person.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
No, he's a Twitter. He stopped smoking. He did stop
sneak Melvin so did snoop dono, No, No, he didn't.
That was fake that was that was like, and he's
been and he's been making love to Martha Stewart, they
say for the past. Yeah, by the way, is a

(52:22):
great senior you would to Melvin stop. Yeah that's right,
Melvin me Yeah, Melvin, make a little love to Martha.
Get yourself a key, Get yourself a key afterwards.

Speaker 8 (52:36):
Good jail girlfriend, Oh a good Gail King?

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Whoa galking? Melvin? You dirty boy? Hello, I have to
fight somebody for her. Hello.

Speaker 21 (52:47):
Hey, this is James, and I know I bow it
cold in this warner, but I forgot one very very
very recent Uh.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Oh ah, well you can't. I mean, you can mess
with the Prince of Dargon. He's great that you're right,
and thank you so much. Yeah, I mean I think
Keith is on the phone and a couple other people,
and then we got to hit ty the hour here.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
But eight two eight two four oh one oh five nine.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
I want you to think about this holistically. Walter Mathile
is the epitome of a senior citizen. And for the female,
it's either Barbara Bush or Angela Lansbury, all right, because
b Arthur was too womanly and too manly for this world.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Yeah, but you know, listen, Walter mathel is a bowl
of grape nuts. Have you got Keith on the phone
at A two four oh one oh five nine, Good morning, Keith,
what's up?

Speaker 10 (53:51):
Favorite senior citizen would be my mom.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
That's a good answer, good answer.

Speaker 10 (53:58):
Follow it up with recently my new favorite senior citizen, Grandma,
I am, I am.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
That's a great one. We can't wait to hear from
her today. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (54:10):
And then my dead one would be George Carlin.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
George Carlin.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
I feel like everyone's got great dead ones. It's like
all all the you know, the the deads. It's like
that's why he said math How I mean I love math?
How are you a Mathow guy?

Speaker 10 (54:26):
Oh? Absolutely, yeah, yeah, Like Hi, he was.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
I gotta tell you I'm not rappaport all that. He
was hilarious. Yeah, he was a real hoot. Jeff doesn't like, no,
I'm not a Walter math Now guy. That's all right. Hey,
he's their own, right, ye know? Keith?

Speaker 1 (54:44):
You you are, You're the man. I'm so glad you called.
We missed you, man, Thank you so much. I mean, Jeff,
if you're not a math Ow guy, I mean, what
kind of guy are you?

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Nobot?

Speaker 3 (54:54):
At all.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Well, what if I'm not a mathow guy. If I
don't like the odd couple, I'm not okay, all right,
we do grumpy old man. We do grumpy or old men. Right,
and then you why don't you sleep with Sophia the
hot who's the hot chick from that movie?

Speaker 7 (55:12):
She was hot?

Speaker 2 (55:12):
I wasn't that much of a mathel guy. I got it.
Dennis the Menace was it for me? And then that
was it. I was done with Matthew. Oh, come on
in eight two A two, four oh one oh five nine. Uh,
that's the way you get in. The phones are finally working.
Ladies and gentlemen. Who's your favorite senior citizen? Join the
Walter Matthew Chat.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
This is TMT and w t MT H two one.
We revealed your local click, visit, call and search media company.
We are the Ashville Media Group on the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
It is one of five nine the Mountain Nasville's classic
Grector Brizo Jeff Jo.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Why is this still happening?

Speaker 10 (55:51):
Look?

Speaker 2 (55:51):
World Senior Citizen Day?

Speaker 21 (55:53):
And yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
It always simply ask is look, who is your favorite
senior citizens? Uh? You can get us three two alive,
one dead? Yeah, And then uh. You know, now we
have Metro from vom. Of course, we talk about it
all the time Broadway. We love it.

Speaker 30 (56:09):
Metro.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Who's on your senior list?

Speaker 6 (56:12):
Hello?

Speaker 29 (56:12):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 9 (56:16):
Okay, I'm gonna put out there Betty White and Grandma Emma.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
There are two quality ones. They're too top notch. Scene,
they are top notch. Now, let me ask you this.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Did you hear the show yesterday where Betty White said
that she wanted to uh and I can't even say
it on the radio, but we called it vom David Boriannis,
did you hear that?

Speaker 29 (56:39):
No, I wasn't on there.

Speaker 9 (56:40):
I wasn't in the car yesterday morning.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
That's okay. Yeah, Look, you know, any anytime anybody wants
to get it on, we just say that they're about
to vomit.

Speaker 21 (56:50):
So you know, I wanted to say.

Speaker 29 (56:53):
Also, y'all's little post about our free lingerie by coming
in and saying.

Speaker 9 (56:58):
Jeff and Rizzo is absolutely true.

Speaker 8 (57:00):
So if anybody thought that y'all were joking, it is
not a joke.

Speaker 6 (57:03):
It is true.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
And that applies to everyone seniors at all.

Speaker 20 (57:07):
Right, everybody and all, And.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Let me ask you last question, what are your thoughts
on Walter Matthow.

Speaker 29 (57:18):
I do think of a boring bowl of cereal when
I hear his names.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
That's right, that's right. He's a real cornflake. Thank you,
me trying to appreciate. Talk to you soon, and I
love you? Is that you indeed?

Speaker 31 (57:34):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (57:34):
But listen if you don't think Matthelm, I think he
was married like nine times, nine times.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Mathol had away. They say that you had to go
through Warren Baby like Connie Chung to get in the Hollywood.
Oh no, you went through Walton, You went through the math.
You had yourself a bull of cream of wheat. Okay,
all right, okay, all right, we're moving on people. No

(58:05):
more senior chat. Do you hear me? No, the first
time we get the phones, you won't stop calling about seniors.
I'm sorry. I wouldn't have it any other way. You're right,
all right, we'll be back if there's oh Jeff show.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
It is one of five nine to Mount Nashville's classic
rot the Rizzo and the Jef Show. And we appreciate
uh and we're excited that the phones are back. A
two eight two four oh one oh five nine. But
I just want to I want to play confessional it's
a new game. Okay, just admit it. Have you ever

(58:42):
eaten your pets food? Have you ever tried it? Have
you ever just taken like a little crunch of Friskyes.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Maybe just us pet? Yeah yeah, yeah, well fresh pet's
actual food, so you can. But have you ever just
you know, opened the the pamparoni and then it looked
like a jack Lynx? You just you just took a
little taste of it. I'm telling you, Rizzo, more than
you think people have tried their dog or cat's food.

(59:11):
You think I'm crazy.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
I don't believe it, even though I have this audio clip.
I don't believe that people try their pets food. I mean,
who's eating albow?

Speaker 6 (59:19):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (59:19):
No, well you're gonna have Albo. Nobody sees their dog
elbow period ever. And if you do, then give me
your dog. But you know you shouldn't be seeing your
dog albo. But look, I'm telling you that there are
some people out there that you think about it, You
look at it, you go, oh, I wonder how good
it is, and then you take a little bite. It's

(59:42):
happened with snacks and everything. I'm telling you more than
that that doesn't happen you don't. It doesn't work that way.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
That that's like saying, oh, I eat you don't eat
cat food, You don't eat dog nobody has ever in
the history except these three dummies. And this is why
we're talking about it, because they five star Michelin chef
has introduced the cat burger on his menu, and no,

(01:00:08):
it is not cat It is actual cat food, a
mixture of friskies, wet food, dry food, fish tunea, whatever
the heck it is that comes in those cans. Gross,
but he makes them into a burger and people are
eating them and they are so popular that there's a

(01:00:29):
three month waiting list for people to eat pet food.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
You know, because you can disguise anything in anything, you
can't you can people can't freaking Jeff. Crickets and stuff
people eat that not the same you see people eat
bugs and all kinds of stuff. I mean, I mean
it's basically chocolate covered cricket. I could see. Maybe, come on,
people are people mouth potted meats in Ashville?

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Potted meats are are human, They're for human consumption. Are
I'm almost pot Okay, But I'm telling you cat food
is not. And to have a three month waiting list
to be a five star Michelin chef and focus your
talent on.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
This is I'm not I'm not saying that I would
eat it. I used to have a cat, Fidel catstro
was his name. Nasty thing, just like that, like that guy.
I never ate the cat's food. No, No, you ever
go in on the fresh bet. I've never gone in
on the fresh pat.

Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
I buy fresh bet. It feels like ten times a week.
And no, I have never tried it. Although let me
tell you, yeah, you get some options in there where
it's like, uh, you know, chicken and beef and egg
mixed into it, some with the brown rice thing.

Speaker 24 (01:01:42):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Fresh pet can tempt you a little bit because you wonder.
But I've never tried it. Okay, well listen, this is
why we're talking about this. This is the cot can kluckbuger.
That's try I've never eaten cat food before. I think
he likes it. It's tasty, it's good. I wouldn't expect
this to beat out food.

Speaker 32 (01:02:01):
It's a little mushape by flavor wise, actually not too
bad exit all.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
It's not too bad.

Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
It doesn't taste like catfood.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
They use cans of frisky's wet food and they put
it into burger form and they fry it with a
little bit of dry food.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Now they hit it with some panco breadcrumbs. I'm looking,
so they panco it. So so let me just tell
you all right, So they throw in the cat food,
you know, some of the wet stuff that you would
get whatever it may be, you know, the pat and
then it goes into it and then it served on
a chabata butN with lettuce, tomato, cucumber and a drizzle

(01:02:43):
of hot honey. And then you know, but the burger
after it's al must together is pan co cod and
then you pantsier each side and then boom, there you go,
a food made, a burger made out of cat food.
And I guess what does that mean? Pank code? And
why does that make it okay toie have food? I
don't what is pank coat?

Speaker 22 (01:03:03):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Look this, this happens at an upscale restaurant. It's a
five star micheline chef dude, It's like Gordon members only
it's a member's only called the Crane Club, ah god,
and this is only served for a little bit of
time there. Now you're not allowed to substitute anything. So
you have to eat the cat burger as is okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Look, you're progative eight two eight two four oh one
oh five nine if you eat cat, if you would
eat your cat, or you would try your cat or
dog's food.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Are you that much of a monster And it's okay,
it's okay, you can admit it. We all have moments
where maybe you mouth the milkbone. It can happen to you,
right like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Like that kid in Hendersonville that was stealing the package,
the guy with the beautiful jugs, like he's probably tried
cat food.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
You go down, you know what, You go down a
rabbit hole of old wrestling videos. You see the macho man,
you think slim gyms, you bite into a Paperoni, Yep,
it happened, and just look, tell the truth, unburdening your soul.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
I get it on the Mountain talking text line A
two eight two four. That's a two eight two four
O five nine.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
He's one of five nine the Mountain Asual's classic rock.
We have Jim on the phone, and uh, Jim, Jim,
you eat your dog's vote.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Yep, yeah, yep, yep, I know I know it. Jim,
What are you eating, Jim.

Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
Oh, those dog biscuits way back in the day.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Really, when I was young? Why what was it about
being young?

Speaker 6 (01:04:43):
They look?

Speaker 31 (01:04:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
What were they? The milk bone biscuits or just your
standard biscuit the milk bone.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Now, now let me ask you. Uh you know, someone
opens up a can of alpo, You giving it a go.

Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
Nope, here's a fact for you. All cat food in
the United States has to be able to be consumed
by a human.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Are you kidding? Just the cat food?

Speaker 6 (01:05:10):
No, just cat food has to be edible for humans.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Wow, that's good to know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Why are we Why are we so uh, you know
conservative about our cat food? You know when we have
radioactive shrimp.

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
Well, I guess a lot of older folks couldn't read
good back to day and they were eating cat food.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Well, I gotta tell you, cat food's pretty cheap if
you want to buy it. By the can we ever
have a hurricane issue again? Maybe I'll stock up. Yeah,
maybe we'll get some some wet friskies.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Yeah, buddy, Well, Jim, we appreciate your honesty, and we
thank you for giving us a call the first day
our phones are working A two A two four oh one, oh,
five nine more of the Rizl and Jeff Show coming
your way. So much, Tom, we got to almost nothing
because all you could talk about was seeing your citizens.

(01:06:01):
Hopefully this cat food thing, you guys, not too many
of you have tried your pets food, whether it's cat, dog, parrot, whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Well, parents eat seed, you do a seed. You're out there,
you know you are. And only one man in the
entire listening area was men and a man.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Yeah, thank you. You're a man's man like Walter Matthow.
Nothing nothing, yes, nothing that is correct.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Nothing. It is one of five nine of Mount Nashville's
Clay as a groc the Rizzo and Ad Jeff's show.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
And I got to tell you something. I'm trying as
hard as I can to move on. I am, I
really am. We're trying.

Speaker 26 (01:06:49):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
This is what I said to you when we talked
about this, because if you're suiting it, there was a
Michelin star chef who made a burger out of Frisky's
cat food and people are raving about it. And I
told you yeah, And I said to you, a Rizzo,
there's gonna be more people than you believe that have
eaten and tried their pets food. You thought I was crazy,

(01:07:11):
and I guess I'm proving you wrong. Well, I guess
you are. And like you said, if you're just tuning in,
this was the whole hubbub bub This is the cotkin
kluckbuger that's try. I've never eating cat food before. Ye
I think he likes it. It's tasty, it's good. I
wouldn't expect this to beat out food. It's a little musha,

(01:07:32):
but flavor wise, actually not too bad. Exit all, it's
not too bad.

Speaker 7 (01:07:36):
It doesn't taste like cat food.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
It tastes like a bugger.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
So uh, Michelin Star chef just said, let me bake
friskies into a murger.

Speaker 22 (01:07:45):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
So listen, we have Jay on the phone eight two
eight two four one oh five nine, and then I'm
gonna try to get onto something else here, uh if
humanly possible, but since the phones are back, we may
or may not. So let's get right to Jay, and
Jay tell me dog cat did you eat their food?

Speaker 10 (01:08:06):
You know?

Speaker 26 (01:08:07):
But I have eaten dog biscuits and stuff like that before.
The whole gag came from Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon three,
when he was munching down on Milkbones trying to quit smoking,
and Road Warrior when he ate a whole can of alpo.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Okay wait, Mel Gibson eats dog food in his movies.

Speaker 26 (01:08:28):
Yes he did, right, Road Warrior he ate a whole
can of alpo.

Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Now, Oh my god, Jay, you started the call off.
What you said, you've had the dog biscuits and stuff
like that. What is the stuff like that that you've eaten?

Speaker 26 (01:08:43):
Well, I've had the dog biscuits, I've had the treat.
I had a dog he's passed away now, and he
was very particular about what he ate. So someone gave
him a treat. He didn't want it, and I'm like,
what's wrong with it?

Speaker 6 (01:08:56):
Look? Baby, look?

Speaker 26 (01:08:57):
And I went to I was like, look, it's good.
And I took a bite of it and I was like,
this tastes like a tasteless cracker.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Hmm hmmm. Interesting. I mean, you know that's that's that's
I gotta tell you, is at the full extent of
your pet food munching. I mean alpos print it.

Speaker 26 (01:09:15):
Throw some peanut butter on there with little honey it.
You will never know the difference between that and the saltine.
Just saying we know we should.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Buy milk bones and throw peanut butter and honey on them.
All right, Jay, you.

Speaker 26 (01:09:27):
Don't have to throw it, just take the whole bone
and dip it into the jar and there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
All right, Jay? Well, hey, Jay, listen, watch where you
throw peanut butters down when your dog's around. Right.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
A mountain call us text us and you're really creative,
both the mountain talking techline A two eight two four
oh one oh five nine.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
That's a two eight two four oh one o five nine.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Mountain mailman might kill you your garbage man whoever. It's
one of five nine of Mount Nashville's clays, A Rack,
Theorizo and Jef, Oh Jeff, there are a few people
you don't want to mess with. Mailman or mail lady,
the trash man, the milkman because he's got access to

(01:10:13):
the lady if she's at home.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Yeah yeah, and the package delivery man. Yeah. Well, here's
the deal. The trash man. They decided to stop picking
up the trash. That's that that happened where we were
from where they just decided they were going to strike,
and it turned into just piles of trash in this
It was a mess right and piled up man and
he just loved it. Just smells like garbage, right, or
the mailman who has access to all of your personal

(01:10:39):
information at any time. Oh uh, so they got to address,
your name, you name it. Credit cards come in. They
know they could rip something in half if they wanted to.
It's something that you're they know it's a check that's
coming that you really need. But you can't mess with
the mailman. So if you got a pooch, that's a
little yeah, And he doesn't like you know, you know
when the mailman comes, we all do at the same time,

(01:11:01):
same to out or at the same time. They have
the same route, I know, you know, so in the bag,
yeah yeah, or in the back not in the bag.
Excuse me, but uh, this couple is flabbergasted about this
mail carrier.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
This male carrier. I guess, Jeff, they were tired of
be embarked at that. That's at least what I gathered
from it. So what this male carrier did, and I
don't know if it's genius or evil or evil genius,
it's they sprayed pepper spray on the mail and they
stuck it through the slot. And they they even said enjoy,

(01:11:41):
you know, to the doll. It's not in same right,
it's not into the mailbox. So they had the mail
slot in the door right like the nineties. But my
question is how often does a dog get the mail?
And second, why would he know that the doll got
the mail? What if a human got the mail?

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Here's what you hope for. Okay, So if you're him
and you're pepper spraying it, literally, like if something came
through the door, you know, the curiosity of the dog
is the dog's gonna come sniff it, like what is this?
What is that came through the door. Whatever it is,
they're gonna sniff it. And when they sniff it, it'll
be pepper spray. Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
So this is a reason numero uno as to why
you should never mess with your mail carrier.

Speaker 32 (01:12:23):
Yeah, very concerned. Those owners can't believe this happened. The
postal service says they're investigating, but the owners say.

Speaker 10 (01:12:29):
That's not enough.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
So now he does it again, then you can hear it.

Speaker 32 (01:12:35):
A dangerous delivery in Torrents from a US Postal worker
armed with pepper spray. The recipient of French bulldog named
Jacks on his perch inside.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
The dog is in the house. The dog is in
the house, the windows are closed. There's no threat at
all to this man at all.

Speaker 32 (01:12:52):
Watch the video obtained exclusively by Fox eleven again, as
the mail carrier outside the home, looks around and unleashes
peppers pray onto letters. Then as he walks closer, you
can hear Jack start barking inside the house. The delivery
person puts the laced mail into the swat and says.

Speaker 33 (01:13:12):
He says, okay, enjoy like, I don't even understand that
clearly knows that the dog is going to get that mail.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
Have you ever had any issues with Never, No, no,
we don't have had any issues with any mail carrier.
Jack says, Okay, let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
If your mail carrier is at the point of pepper
spraying your mail, you have had a problem with your mailman.
You have had a confrontation, you have had an argument,
you have had a disagreement. You didn't tip them at
you know, Christmas time, well, you know you didn't leave

(01:13:55):
them a card for Halloween, whatever the case may be.
You leave your post this man a card or a
thank you note for the major holidays. You're one of
those people and that's the retaliatory measures that they take.
And I warn you because you you don't leave cards
for Halloween, you don't leave cards for Christmas. And by

(01:14:18):
the way, you don't know when your mailman's birthday is.
I know mine September thirteenth, So I'll leave him twenty
bucks in a card.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
You know what, Well, maybe we should have all learned
our lesson. There was a man named David Berkowitz, also
known as Son of Sam. Yeah, just a lesson learned, folks.
He wasn't a very happy man in the seventies in
New York City, probably because of dogs like this. He
didn't so he didn't decide Berkowitt, He didn't decide to

(01:14:49):
go the pepper spray route. He just, you know, he
took it the extra mile. So just so, was David
Berkowitz a postman? Are you just saying that this guy?
How is David Berkowitz? He was a postman. He was
a mailman, David Berkowitz. Yeah, No, he was son of Sam.
Sure he was, Yes, he was. Oh my god, he

(01:15:09):
was a mailman. He was a mailman. Be very very careful, okay, Oh,
our warning, I mean it's that's extra warning. David Berkowitz
was a newman. The son of Sam was newman.

Speaker 7 (01:15:19):
Thank god.

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
You can call them bald, bulbous and even badass. Okay,
the first two I get it, but the last one.
Come on, just don't call them for dinner. The leads
make a mess, take your silverware and leave without bringing
a gift. More of the Rizilian Jeff Show.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
On one O five nine The Mouse.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
It is one of five nine a Mount Nashville's Claysic
Rock The Razilian Jeff Show. He got some Van Halen
and Motley Crue coming up, and before that, ladies and gentleman,
we had a discussion much earlier this morning about senior
citizens and all that stuff, and a lot of people called,
like forty people called, and they said their favorite or
one of their favorite senior citizens was, in fact Grandmama

(01:15:59):
Jeff absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
And we haven't been able to talk to her for
like a week and a hell, it's been awful, Grandma,
I amma, How you doing?

Speaker 29 (01:16:07):
I'm wonderful? How yea I made it to the beach trip?

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
How was the beach trip? So you went on the wheel, right,
what else did you do?

Speaker 13 (01:16:16):
Well?

Speaker 29 (01:16:17):
The wheel was terrifying and yeah, and I don't blame
anybody who don't order id that. When it got to
the top to let somebody else it, you know, it
started swinging really big, and I thought me and Brandy
both is going to throw up, But we made it
through that. Now, the helicopter trip, I would do that

(01:16:38):
a hundred times.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Really, so that you were you were scared on a
ferris wheel, but you do a helicopter, yes, really did you?
What did you have the headphones on and like the
microphone where you talked and all that stuff.

Speaker 29 (01:16:52):
Yes, I could talk to Nate or pilots. It was gorgeous. Now,
it was a little scary when he stopped timed to
turn around, you know, that was a little bit scary.
But it was absolutely beautiful. And I'm thinking about doing
that at pitching Ford.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Well, listen, thank god you got the heck out of
there before the storms are going to coming this week.
They're already starting to flood saying there.

Speaker 29 (01:17:19):
Yeah, it was it was fun. I got a lot
of rest. The beach was beautiful. The boys got their
feel of the beach. Well, they could have probably moved there.

Speaker 21 (01:17:28):
Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 29 (01:17:30):
It was absolutely phenomenal, and I just thank god I
was able to do that. But the next thing I
want to do is to take the family over to
Pigeon Forge, to the island.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Well, yeah, watch those bears around there like nothing's going
on in Pigeon Forwards.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
You know.

Speaker 29 (01:17:50):
Well, I can handle a bear quicker than I can
of shark.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
Amen on that. Grandma.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
Well, so many people have been wondering about you and
as gonna buye you. So I'm so glad that you
called and and are you feeling You're feeling good and everything.

Speaker 29 (01:18:05):
Well I didn't have a lot of pain, but we're
getting that under control, so good.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
Yeah, good, Well you call us every day, Grandma, Emma,
anytime you want you hear me.

Speaker 29 (01:18:17):
I love you guys so much. I'll love everybody out there. Oh,
somebody out there once again for you know, donating so
I could go on that trip. And uh, I've got
more trips like the Pitch and Forward, so you know,
I've still got my bucket list going. I'm not giving
that up, because once you give that up, you're done.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Ye, that's it. That's it. God bless your grandma, and
well we love you and we'll talk to you soon.

Speaker 29 (01:18:41):
Okay, thank you, dear, goodbye.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Take it easy, man.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
You know everybody loves Grandmaama, Jeff, it just is what
it is. She's she's just a she's just a fan favor,
you know.

Speaker 17 (01:18:52):
What I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
She might be hi popularity than you and I. Yeah,
I was gonna say, should we just call this Grandma
Emma in the morning? Yeah? I think I think we'd
be number one for life, number one for Emma in
the morning. And then we'll just call ourselves Emma and Emma.
That's it.

Speaker 6 (01:19:12):
Good?

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Great? A little smoking in the boys room, Jeff brings
up a good point on one of five nine to
Mount Nashville's classic rock. Would it be smoking in the
men's room? Yeah, if you're in the boy's room, why
you're the boys room? You need to exit the elementary
school staff if you're not of elementary age. Alright, so
I need you to take your barbaro menthols and kind

(01:19:35):
of split the boys room and scoot up to the
men's room. Money of men's rooms around town, right, we
find those right down there. But Tommy, Lee, but listen,
that was a request from our friend Pat and O'Ryan
in Black Mountain. They wanted to hear that.

Speaker 11 (01:19:53):
So what can I do?

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
I can't deny Pat No Ryan that smoking in the
boys room. Well, that's what we do, the instant request show.
So yeah, you had a request and we gotcha. Instantly
requests is what we did here the JNN.

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Alright, fine, the j NN Jeff News Network is ready
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Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
Anyways, the j NN is on one oh five nine
in the Mountain night.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
So you know, look, we hear about the twenty six
Connector over and over, okay, and when's it gonna call?

Speaker 4 (01:20:49):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
We don't know because the North Carolina Department of Transportation
is now going to do an impact study on the
eight lane flyover it twenty six connector. Okay.

Speaker 12 (01:21:02):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
In At the beginning of the year, they confirmed that
a contract for the future one billion dollar twenty six
Connector project that includes the flyover above Paddon Avenue was
all set to go. Uh. They agreed decades ago not
to build a flyover, but now they have it in
the project. And of course you know that there's always
people in the community that are, you know, concerned about

(01:21:25):
what could happen, you know, what could be you know,
the problems that go along with it. So grumps. So yeah, yeah, yeah,
so look, neighborhood grumps. Well they're concerned, you know, what's
the traffic going to look like, what's gonna happen when
it's down that way? It is what it is, but
you know, it's neighborhood jeffs. At some point, there's no
start date to the project, okay. Uh But honestly, they said, look,

(01:21:47):
we've been getting input on this project for twenty years. Okay.

Speaker 33 (01:21:51):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
So you know, it's not about getting them to stop it,
just the the neighborhood folks and people in the community.
You know, there's always some of them. They just want
to know. They want to be entrenched in all of
the details about how it's going to work and things,
and that here's the deal. If they want it, they're
gonna get it, and you can't stop them from doing it.
Let's just be brutally honest. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
So that's I mean, that's that's the that's the catch,
jam is, that's the whole bag of Rossett's right there.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
I mean, you can't do a thing about it. So
Nana Nana boo boo. Yeah, I mean they've already started
buying businesses out and doing all those kind of things.
And you know, I'm sure you know that unfortunately, we
should buy some of that. We should buy something so
that they got to pay us like a bunch of money. Yeah,
you know, and I think you know the all kinds
of st the Western stores moving right to hear down

(01:22:41):
the road, right across the street from us over here
next to the little sit So you know, they're already
the plans are already in place for it. So you
can be community can all you want. But at the
end of the day, if they want to put eight lanes,
they want to put ten lanes, guess what, you could
tie yourself to a telephone pole. They're gonna you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
Are we still doing this? The j n N is
on your radio now.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
She has announced it are esteemed buddy, and you know
she just loves it so much. Uh when she joins
the program, and she does on an occasional basis. But
Ashville Mayor Esther Manheimer is going to seek her fourth
term as mayor in the in the city of Asheville.
Just so you know, Uh, it's unlimited, so there's no

(01:23:35):
term limits whatsoever. So this has been rated the number
one show by the mayor herself. She said it. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
They sent out a press release and it was sent
to all the radio stations and they said, uh, the
Mannheim it's Risen Jeff time. And that's just the exact
word was the exact wording of the press release. So
you know, I I she'll probably wish he always wins.
Who's running up against?

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Should we run up against?

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Just to be like like Rizo and Jeff versus mayor
Mannheimer said, we can do a debate, you know, and
we could just like talk about cats.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
See here's a deal. Now we're just don't talk about
kitty Cat. I wouldn't hear the thing a dumb debate.
See here's the deal. Okay with Mannheimer. Now you're I
don't I'm gonna be afraid to run against her. See
I don't know. See here's the deal. We gotta do it. Yeah,
she's been Look, she's been mayor since twenty thirteen. We
here's a deal. We you know, we run for mayor

(01:24:33):
against her, You or I. We come out, all our
tires are slashed. See okay, uh come broken. We go
to the market. Four cops are just following us to
the market, all kinds of see. I don't know. I'm
not sure. I think she'd shake us down a little bit.
We'd be we'd be scared. We run against her, the
phones go out for three weeks. Mmmm yeah, I sing anything.

(01:24:54):
She has the power to do whatever she would like
if we ran up against her.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
So well, then could we as a team? Could it
be Rizzo and Jeff for mayor and vice to the team. Yeah, yeah,
it doesn't matter. I'll be vice mayor Monday through Thursday,
and you'll be mayor. Uh Friday, Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
And Sunday. I gotta work the weekends, all right, Fine,
I'll mayor on the weekend. All right.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
So, Uh, the point is is that I think if
we each mayored for like half the week, I think
we could put up a formidable defense.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
So is she is she Republican? Democrat? What is she? Yeah?
I'm going to assume she's a Democrat.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
So then so then let's run ash what's the maetens
guy independence. Let's run his independence, Bernie. Yeah, yeah, let's
run his independence. And then we'll say we're going to caucus.
We're going to caucus with Mannheimer so we can hear
the secrets.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
Yeah, we'll just well to say it. You know, here's
the Monheimer, the Oligach. Stop.

Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
We'd ask them to stop, but they just keep making
it worse. Jeff News neworked or as you not the JNN.
He's on your radio one.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
The Mountain guy's still working. Is he in diapers yet?
I got he?

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
First off, he's in diapers. Jan has been changing him
since it was at six okay, and now she's at
white Point.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
You know, if there's two, if there's two people, and
you just look at the both of them that belong
together because they're because they're not getting anybody else. Him
and Joel. All right, well, after decades behind bars, you
think Rosie's back in LA. The Menendez brothers will make
their case for parole later today. Eric and Lyle, of course,

(01:26:44):
blew their parents away with a shotgun.

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
That's the one thing that I have a hard I
know you blew You walked in, pulled the shotgun and
shot your mother's face off, well was it?

Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
She didn't she tried to like they shot her, and
then she tried to get away, and then they shot,
they reloaded and polished her off. They wrapped her again
after they popped their dad like eighty four times. So
they became eligible for parole after the judge reduced their sentence.
This is back in may from life in prison without
the possibility of pearl to fifty years of life, making

(01:27:19):
them eligible under the California law. You can get away
with anything in California. There, listen, here's new something California.
We came from New York. Let me tell you about
New York. You could shoot somebody in the street and
the cops will go. You know, it's cool because I
don't want to do the paperwork and you'll be out
in ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
I've never seen anything like it in my life. I said,
this guy's selling crack. The guys the officers like, nah,
I don't want to do the paperwork. Listen, you say
he's selling crack.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
Yeah, I know, you know. They they blew them away
with the shotgun. That's what I'm saying. This is not
like this, is it right? It's not Christmas. It's not
like you stole some Christmas jugs. So you know, look
at the end of the day, it's California. So you're saying,
are they going to get out? I just about guarantee

(01:28:07):
you they're gonna get paroled.

Speaker 6 (01:28:09):
Me too.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
Do you want to put money on it? They get paroled.
I bet you that they get paroled. And wait, guests
ready for this. They sue the state. They get millions
of dollars for wrongful convictions. They Rosie in Malibu. Rosie's
been all over this.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Rosie has a fund for them that she's been keeping
since ninety six. It has grown in s grow and
they have become instant millionaires, and they have like their
own like TV show Good Morning La.

Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
I guarantee you that's what's gonna happen. Guarantee you.

Speaker 14 (01:28:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Well you know what, Look, they get out if she
takes care of them. Imagine what's worse sitting in there
in prison or becoming a slave to Rosie O'Donnell, which
which kind of what do you mean? Was just anything?
You mean, like you know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 20 (01:28:57):
The movie?

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
Was that movie? A?

Speaker 6 (01:29:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
Yeah? Would you rather stay in give me the chair?

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
Give me chair chext a message to Rizzo and Jeff
now to a two eight two four, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
The Rizzo and Jeff Show, and uh very little do
I ever say that this might be the razsliest dazzliest
zazzliest razzle dazzle.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
This is up there, My god, this is a top two. Wow.
This is one big glitter bomb coming your way. This
is a glitter bomb. Are you ready? Yeah? Hold on?
Are you holding your bridges? I got the bridges, all right, coach,
hold your bridges ready.

Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
Here we go from Thistletown to the eight two eight
and beyond any time on the Rizzo and Jeff Show.
All the things that are not fit to print, talk about, mentioned,
discuss or frankly that important, but somehow find their.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
Way here of course. Sorry man, Yes, Jeff can't stand
it either. Time for Rizzo's razzle dazol on.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Sorry, we said two cops and no doubt. Let's start
out with the first police officer, shall we.

Speaker 34 (01:30:14):
Well, Iran police, they have arrested a man they say
has been recording women's backsides.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
Now you could call him sir friendly recording the back lines?
What's the thing? Could just stop it? Could you just
stop it? For two, could you control your pants for
two seconds? He literally goes in and then goes underskirts
and then takes snapsnap and then goes away. And it's

(01:30:41):
just of the butt, just the backside, that's all it is. Well,
you go on your skirt, you're getting the whole view
that he doesn't want it. He doesn't want it. He
wants he just wants the backside. So is he is
he going? Is he upskirting? He's up the whole deal. No,
he upskirts on an angle. No, No, listen, when police,
when you upskirt, what you don't have time? You know

(01:31:03):
about skirt, you don't. You don't have time to get
the perfect shot on an upskirt. Yet you go, you
go for it, and you go. He's a pro though.
So anyway, let's get back to the upskirt.

Speaker 34 (01:31:14):
Well Run police they have arrested a man they say
has been recording women's backsides. Well Run Police they have
arrested a man they say has been recording women's backside.
Twenty three year old and Bravo of Santa Anna was
seen on surveillance that here recording with the cell phone
up a woman's skirt. She was shopping at the Walmart
super center.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
So she was shopping at Walmart. Here was a one
two skied doo and he angled it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
Just know for the bus. Nothing you could when you're in,
when you're going up the skirt, you're getting it all.
Stop it. Do you understand the female anatomy? I know
the female When you're going up the skirt, you're getting
the whole spiel. I don't think it's a whole blocking spiel.
I saw the video.

Speaker 34 (01:31:57):
This incident happened August Inially, Bravo has been doing this
to more people. So if you believe you have been
a victim, you are being asked to contact police.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
Well you don't. So the thing is, if you feel
you've been obskirted, you can so you know you've been upskirted.
I would know if you obskirted me. You can feel
if you've been obskirted. No, you don't. If he's doing it,
and he's going to really seem to know a lot
about upskirts, nobody, nobody takes a wild guess and thinks
to themselves, maybe I was upskirted when I was when

(01:32:31):
I was getting the great value cancer shrimp, and nobody knows.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
Listen, I let me tell you something. There's something called
women's intuition, all right, and I do believe this. Like,
we worked in Michigan with a lady Diane Hansel, and
she reminded me of somebody who had the intuition. And

(01:32:58):
she she got obskirted at a Walgreens, madea she did.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
Do you remember that? Let me get up skirted. Let
me make an extreme promise And if you nobody was
upskirting that woman. Okay, I promise you promise, I promise you.
Nobody was up sir, Thanks, they were downskirting her.

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
Time for Rizzo's razzldesol on.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Okay, we're gonna face the camera to the ground, blow
it up. Now. This is a little bizarre. Guy gets
a search warrant. So what are you looking for? Drugs?

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
You're looking for money' looking for god, You're looking for
all that. Just like they found that six pounds of drugs,
So I guess everyone in Ashells has drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
Oh my god, that six was just the was just
the meth.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
That's what was six pounds of meth? And like you know,
thousands of other things today or yesterday. Uh so, uh,
listen to this search warrant executed and then a cop
has to resign.

Speaker 35 (01:34:01):
This is the shocking moment a police officer was caught
seeing a woman's underwear during his home search. Forty seven
year old Martine Zelenski was filmed on a ring camera
taken the item during a section thirty two search last year.
He's now admitted theft and abusing his police powers, resigning
before being jailed for four months. Senior officers condemned his

(01:34:23):
actions as a fundamental betrayal of the public. The victim
has also blasted him, while he's now barred from ever
working in policing again.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
Now I don't know why they're playing the xylophone under
the underpants stealing theme.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
Here's the deal. He he took the pannies out of
the top door, meaning they're clean. Any So why do
you want to pair If the whole thing is to
get the panty, why do you want the clean panny? Perfect?
All right, I'm going to tell you what I'm saying,
Like if you're if that's what you're into, there's a
different kind of man. You could buy those.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
No, say this, you buy quin if you want the
used ones, you're a sniffer. If you want the clean ones,
you are aware.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
Or okay, but why wouldn't you just buy them? Why
would you steal them?

Speaker 1 (01:35:07):
Unless he saw everybody like let me tell you something,
as somebody who uh you know has a lady.

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
Do you know expensive women's on your hands? All sisters,
I know, very expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
So you know, if he he doesn't want to spend,
he's just gonna put in his pocket, talk and roll.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
Yeah, all right, so he's aware, right, So he's not
he's not a sniffer, he's aware. Okay, So thanks for
the clarification.

Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
Really, no, I'm not reading this. I'm not reading this. Uh,
it's time for the news you may have missed. They
did this. Fine, it's time to razzle dazzle on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
Final Razzle Dazzle today.

Speaker 17 (01:35:44):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
You know, we talked about upskirts. That's a yes on this.
We talked about underwear thievery, that's a yes on this.

Speaker 33 (01:35:53):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
I'm just gonna let it play because somebody is very,
very upset with the Biggest Loser documentary.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Remember I said, somebody gets a downskirt and an upskirt. Yeah,
here's a prime example.

Speaker 30 (01:36:10):
Rosie O'Donnell calls out Jay Leno amid Netflix's new Biggest
Loser documentary, Who.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
Gets the downskirt? Leno? Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
You know nobody's Yeah, Okay, Leno's in a skirt, Rosie's
in a skirt. You gotta upskirt one downskirt the other?
Who are you upskirting? Were you downskirt?

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
And spread them?

Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
Jay?

Speaker 30 (01:36:36):
After Netflix dropped its new documentary Fit for TV, The
Reality of the Biggest Loser on August fifteenth, which includes
a scene of Jay Leno reading a former contestant death
threats on the Tonight show, the view elam is sharing
her unfiltered reaction, Rosie writes in an August twentieth Instagram
post alongside photos of the Fit for TV scene, j

(01:36:58):
Leno is a mean e. News has reached out to
reps for Jay but has not yet heard back, and
the sixty three year old didn't just call out the
former late night host. She also takes him at former
Biggest Loser star and trainer Bob Harper, who was interviewed
in the Netflix documentary. Rosie adds in another Instagram post, Okay, now,

(01:37:20):
Bob Harper, can you not say I'm sorry? Seriously, so hurtful,
so cruel? Come on, Bob, Come.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
On, Bob, Come on, Bob. Okay on, Bob, you know Rosie,
just off the Irish potatoes down your mouth. I people
don't know Irish taters. Okay, you know it's like Russians.
You know, you want her to just take a rush
it in the mouth. They're big, they're hard to chew.

(01:37:52):
Just just sit over there, okay, I guess you know
you're not invited at the moment. Just have a cottage pie. Okay,
maybe something, I guess all right, you have a stomach,
you got the whole thing, all right, Have a little
bowl of coddle, that's what it's called. And just about
your business. What you know, what what if some future

(01:38:15):
civilization found her body in the bog, they beg for
an asteroid.

Speaker 4 (01:38:24):
Us text us and you're really creative both the Mountain
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Speaker 6 (01:38:31):
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Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
Ashville's classic rock The Rizzo and the Jeff Show. And
I have to tell you, man, this is as much
fun as we've had, you know, doing this show. It's
so much funner when you guys, you know, participate with us.
We always say that this show is the Rizzo and
Jeff Show on one oh five nine in the Mountain,

(01:38:58):
and you guys are the co because it's true, you
guys take us And I had no idea we'd be
talking about seniors and Walter Matthow for like forty minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
Yeah, well, you know what, Look, it doesn't matter, it's uh,
you know, we just look, we just want to have
a good time here. A little bit, all right, A
little bit of a chuckle never hurt a soul. A
little bit of a chuckle is is darned toutin a and.

Speaker 24 (01:39:23):
Darn okay, rizzo't you have tried to do their work
today but just couldn't quite get it done.

Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
So here's where they try to cram it all in
at the end. It's what didn't make the show on
the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
Pretty hard to narrow down the three things that I
think we miss that you need to know. So I'm
gonna call this three things I think you need to
know for today.

Speaker 33 (01:39:49):
Filton County, Georgia judge accidentally read the wrong verdict.

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
Now you're gonna hear a man whose life is on
the line, a woman on the line, a woman whose
life is on the line. For murdering a police officer,
and you're going to hear a judge read a verdict
and it's going to be silent and confusing at six counts,
six counts and whoever her attorney was, give me a jingle.

Speaker 16 (01:40:18):
In a murder case.

Speaker 2 (01:40:19):
Listen to this the verdict.

Speaker 17 (01:40:22):
We the jury find the Finant guilty as to all
six counts of deep dull of indictment. I'm sure for
you fully fand us to sas Council, I'm not saying
I said not. We the jury find that Finant not

(01:40:46):
guilty on all six counts.

Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
Okay, flood different, I apologize, apologize, you should go. Yes,
she didn't do it, but at the end of the day,
she didn't do it, didn't know whatever they found out
that you know through all of it, that it wasn't
hurt whatsoever. But imagine that that that that ten seconds

(01:41:10):
of your life where he used to be your Your
heart's gonna explode, just the bottom has fallen out in
those ten seconds, probably the longest ten seconds of your life.
She'll never she'll never, I don't know, do anything ever again.
She'll she'll be driving the speed limit for the rest
of her life. Imagine Oh my god. I know she's
thinking about suing because of the distress. But there's the deal.

(01:41:33):
You're out of it. You're free, get the hell out,
stop with the lawsuits, move along and go about your business.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
Well, the quote from the judge was, I'd like to
apologize to missus whatever her name was. You know, I
did make a pooh tinky, so he is sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
It's a good line. Pooh tinky. Huh write that.

Speaker 24 (01:41:52):
I'm thinking Rizzo Jim tried to do their work today
but just couldn't quite get it done.

Speaker 4 (01:41:56):
So here's where they try to cram it all in
at the end is what didn't make this on one
O five nine the Mountain.

Speaker 2 (01:42:02):
What I think you need to know too is you
stand around the work water cooler.

Speaker 16 (01:42:07):
Controversial new drug dubbed ozempic for dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:42:11):
Do you have a fat dog?

Speaker 16 (01:42:12):
Well no more, be on the market within three years.
It'll come in the form of a microchip which is
implanted under the dog's skin every six months, slowly releasing
chemicals similar similar to those found in human weight loss.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
Drugs like GLP WANs. Here's the thing. If the dog's fat,
you're fit.

Speaker 3 (01:42:33):
Your fault.

Speaker 2 (01:42:34):
Your fault. The dog's fat. You feed it. My dog's
the same weight every time I take it here here
has been the same size for thirteen years. I've never
seen him not the same side. If your dog's fat
because you did it, and you know what it is. Yeah,
you're lazy. That's it. You're lazy. The poach for a walk.

Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
You want to know what it is and you always
say no. But trust me, if you drive up. For
those of you who are unfamiliar, for uh, you know,
or from up north, there is the turnpike. If you
drive up the turnpike before you hit an amusement park
called Dorny Park, there is the albo Okay station. People

(01:43:15):
do feed their dogs alpo and that is what makes
them fat, because the albo is like drinking the grease
of McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
It is, it is.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
It's it's just like eating you know. It's not even
the good you know, ground beef. It's like the one
I got like two weeks ago Friday. It's great about it. Yeah, yeah,
you know what I mean. That's where you're at. But
the final thing you need to know around the water cooler.

Speaker 3 (01:43:43):
Rizz don't you have tried to do their work today,
but just couldn't quite get it done. So here's where
they try to cram it all in.

Speaker 6 (01:43:48):
At the end.

Speaker 3 (01:43:49):
It's what didn't make the show. On one O five nine, The.

Speaker 15 (01:43:52):
Mountain, tonight'sop story, a dispute between neighbors ends with an arrest.

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
Now this is a very serious story and it ends
with an arrest. But this is about a neighbor dispute.
And this did you hear him top of the news
that led the news. Yeah, it did lead the news
very very You'll only hear it here.

Speaker 2 (01:44:16):
On one O five nine in the Mountain.

Speaker 23 (01:44:18):
Well on the west Side, claims their neighbor has been
harassing them for years. Sunday night, he was allegedly caught
on camera firing off a shot towards their home.

Speaker 9 (01:44:28):
Just this morning.

Speaker 23 (01:44:29):
The man was placed in handcuffs.

Speaker 2 (01:44:31):
Here's Skins five reporter Megan Drena.

Speaker 31 (01:44:33):
Our whole life is consumed by this man next door.

Speaker 5 (01:44:36):
It's a pile of police reports. Helen Tiseth and her
wife Sheryl wishes never existed, but they say it's all
because of their neighbor. They claim he's been harassing them
since they moved in back in twenty twenty two.

Speaker 31 (01:44:50):
He would shoot off the front yard when people were
having a barbecue. Cuss he shoot off the backyard. So
the neighbors are calling. All the neighbors are calling, right,
I'm calling, please show up. They're like, well, uh, you
don't have a videos. You're word against his.

Speaker 5 (01:45:03):
Last October, she caught the man on a ladder appearing
to look over her fence.

Speaker 2 (01:45:08):
What are you doing here about the sense?

Speaker 5 (01:45:11):
It was this moment that pushed her to install several
surveillance cameras around her home. That's when she says police
started showing up to her door in the middle of
the night. She says he's made more than four hundred
bogus calls.

Speaker 31 (01:45:25):
You don't mess with the same condon everything he's done
to the whole neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (01:45:29):
We obtained several copies of the police reports and many
he's claiming someone is trying to steal his chickens.

Speaker 2 (01:45:39):
But that's four hundred calls over your chicken. Now, of
all four hundred calls carrying a gun, Okay, of all
four lesbians, lesbian's one is chickens. So you know, so
of all four hundred calls, nobody's stolen your chickens. The
lesbians didn't steal your chick don't want them. They don't

(01:46:00):
want your chip. They don't want your chickens bro all right,
all right. They want to get in the burew. They
want to go to Costco.

Speaker 1 (01:46:07):
They want to come back, get their eyeglasses fixed and
get a two for one peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (01:46:12):
That's it. That's it. They want to sit down, come
back in their Suparo with a bite to eat, watch
the L word and move along. They don't, I don't.
They don't want to mess with you, man, don't.

Speaker 4 (01:46:22):
Connect with us on the Mountain talking text line at
eight two eight two four oh one O five nine.
That's eight two eight two four oh one O five
nine nine The Mountain

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