Did that clock radio alarm go off and you felt your legs shaking? That isn't anything medical...That's Bachman Turner Overdrive on your radio...Let's get Friday going with Opening Audio...A guy caught a shark and was taking a picture of it and it bit him...Hey shark...He will see you next time...You cannot cure a hangover by putting your face in a bowl of ice...There's a bear in the house!! A family had a bear enter their house and instead of making noise to have it leave, they took video on their phones...Has anyone ever met anyone named Fuzzy? Ever have a fat day? A man named Kevin who slept with a guy named Captain Ron in a van, waited 14 hours for an In & Out Burger to open...Hulk Hogan may have died of medical malpractice, according to a new report. An occupational therapist, who was with the 71-year-old wrestling legend when he passed on July 24, allegedly made this claim. Erik Menendez was denied parole after 36 years behind bars in his parole hearing yesterday... A 14-mile Blue Ridge Parkway stretch near Asheville is set to reopen soon...Rosie is on the Manjouro...We brought back a fan favorite called "Rosie Rambles" on the show...She has a crush on Lyle Menendez and he might get paroled today...U.S. Customs specialists intercept ‘bushmeat’ at Detroit Metro Airport twice within one week...Bushmeat refers to meat from wild animals such as bats, non-human primates or rats...This is what happens when you want a heaping helping of Puerto Rican fun...A Spirit Airlines flight heading to San Juan flew through Hurricane Erin...A brawl broke out on a Carnival Cruise at 2am over chicken tenders...Let's all of us fat guys pick up a book and read today and when we are done we can all listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is one of five nine a mounta Nashville's classic
drive there is on Jeff Show. Yes, Jeff's favorite song
is start today Bachman Turner Overdrives taking care of Business.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I'm gonna tell you something.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Whoa can you take care of business?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
You're laying in bed. Oh boy, your clock radio, Oh boy,
alarm goes off, but you have it set to one
oh five nine the mountain or your rap and then
something just starts happening in your legs. They jiggle and
you say to yourself, oh my god, am I having
a stroke? You're not having a stroke because in the
background there's a little band called Bachman Turner Overdrive, and
(00:35):
your legs are moving without your knowing it. That's what
happens to me every morning, okay, with my clock radio.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Clock radio, just every time you wake up, Bachman Turner
just it's just set.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's listen result. It's either on the radio or in
my head. But it doesn't matter. You're like, ETO gets
me moving in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh wow, Well you know it gets me moving in
the morning. Opening audio.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh, I was gonna say I hit a coup a
line a line.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Maybe maybe if I was a little Nassas.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, we'll talk about what he was taking.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, well we'll talk about that too a little bit later. Uh,
you know, unless it's a Walter Matthil flick that'll wake
me up.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, his legs aren't moving much where he's at.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
So Opening audio is coming up after Paul McCartney and Wings.
Gotta Love Wings.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, to start your day, All McCartney, Wings.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Meet to teach your day in Bunkham County.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I gotta tell you it's a busy day and a
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let's do it.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
It is one A five nine in Mount Nashville's classic
rock The Rizzo and the Jeff Show. And I got
to tell you something. Your legs are wiggling and jaggling.
But now it's time to get to work. It's time
to get to Opening audio. The the thing that really
gets your gears of grinding in the morn. Yeah, yeah,
we're grinding in the morning. We are grinding. And speaking
(02:07):
of grinding, you know, you gotta stick around. We got
Rosie O'Donnell. She's got another Rosie ramble. We haven't done
that in a while.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
She was all over the place. Well you know, well
the reasoning behind it, and I think it's so important.
Why we checked in on Rosie today is because Eric
Menendez got denied. Yeah, Parol, so he's in. But Eric
was a problem child, the apple of our eye, all right, See,
I thought it was Eric, all right, all right, listen,
it's not an all right. The pearl of her clam
(02:40):
is Lyle, and Lyle has a chance today to possibly
get paroled. I bet you Lyle gets out. Eric is
in no all because of the Rosie influence. We'll find
out today.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
And you know what, I went to see if she
made a video because I thought she had the hots
for Eric. Now she didn't, so she didn't make a video.
So we're gonna learn about her hat all kinds of stuff. Yeah,
but anyway, before we learn about our boy at pearl
and her pearl. Yeah, it's time for opening audio.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
It's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo and
Jeff Show, A fun funny way to start your day
on one five nine the Mountain.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
We're out starting picking on the beach here and one
of the guys I've got fit in the lake. If
you have a friend that's mauled by an animal, be
it a shark, a bear, an alligator. Last week, sixty
seven year old woman eating Uh you know, she was like,
I don't have much time. Uh you don't make it
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a challenge to go back out and get the shark right?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, you know what I mean? No, is that is
that wrong with me to say?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I think it's right up the alley of the alley
when it comes to dealing with sharks.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, well he wants to quote unquote get back out
there and show him what's what you're gonna show them?
He leaves them a thread at the end here.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Okay, either way, we have a turn to get on
his leg.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
He's got a cow on the bleeding.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
We were taking the hook and we just finished taking
the hook out of his mouth. We're gonna go release him,
and the shark just turned and and bit me. I'd
go back today if I can leave. It happened sometimes
luckily he only took a little bit of me. I'm
one of the fortunate ones, and I'm a shark bike victim.
A lot of good stories now.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
And for the short day.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
He has a message see you next time.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
WHOA wait a minute, that's not that's just not any
average talk.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
All right, that's that's I mean, I'll see you next time. Yeah,
he's used that one before. Huh, I'll see you next time.
Huh does he do the did the shoot him a gab?
Is that the point guns that see you next time?
He doesn't, and he doesn't come up with him, he
pulls him out of the holster.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Time for opening audio here on the Rizzo and Jeff Show.
A fun funny way to start your day on one
five nine the Mountain.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
All right, uh, second up, I thought this was an
interesting little tidbit. I'd like your opinion.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
How to get rid of a hangover?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
In thirty seven, what's going on is this woman is
dipping her head in a bowl of ice. Yeah forgetting
horrible hangover?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Hold on.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Amazing?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
What so?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
She says, she feels amazing. She says it's the greatest
cure for a hangover. It's gone viral. People are saying
it works. Your thoughts, No, no, no, maybe if you're
like twenty two. I remember being to like in your
twenties or late twenties, and you would just you would
You could do it like five nights a week and
it was nothing. You'd wake up the next day, go
(06:01):
to work, go to school, whatever it is. And now
it's a week long process, you know, Yeah, it becomes crippling.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, those days are way long behind most of us. Yeses,
So all right.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Well I just you know, and didn't know if you'd
go now, so no facing.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
The No, I've tried it all, trust me. Okay, it's
time for opening audio.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Here on the Rizzuo and Jeff show a fun, funny
way to start your day.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
One nine the Mountain And.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Finally, there's a bear in the house.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I say, Now, when someone says there's a bear in
the house, what is your instinct?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I would go lock myself in a room so the
bear doesn't get me.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Well, the bear can knock down the door, site put in.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Front of it, or get out of the house if
you can.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I mean, well, the bear
the door was at the front by where the bear was.
Because the bear walks in and we're going to talk
about another bear, really ornery bear that liked strawberry ice
cream a little bit. But this bear was just a
hungry monster. So he opened the door with this pall
he goes into the fridge, helps himself, eats, then goes
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into the freezer, helps himself, eats, goes up to the plates,
sniffs around, goes up to the snack bars, sniffs around.
And then these people just sit here and instead of
literally doing anything hiding, they finally do call the cops,
just sit there and film. And this is why ladies
(07:32):
and gentlemen, what is it, Jenn Alpha, Yeah, that's why
they're not gonna make it. Okay, I'm sorry to say
everyone you say the millennials are bad, let me tell
you the phone down millennial doesn't need his phone or
her phone twenty four to seven and to make a
TikTok Okay, these people are gonna get eaten by a
(07:53):
frigging bear.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Right, there's a bear in the house. Alissa, stay upstairs.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Now they're streaming for mom.
Speaker 10 (08:16):
Wash them.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
Open the door, just open it, just open.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I'm watching back here you go. So he's running next
to the bear.
Speaker 11 (08:24):
He's huge, he's huge, he's up, he's up on the thing.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh my god, you know how fast they are?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
In what second?
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Closed?
Speaker 8 (08:38):
It just opens. You can't tout the cars, it can't
toust the cars.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
It's a bear in our house.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
So in essence, what happened, Jeff is, uh, this bear
is about they estimate eight to nine feet about.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
When that thing stood. When it stood up tall in
the in the video, it was ridiculous. It was, yeah
than the fridge. Bit way taller than the fridge. Yeah,
way taller. Yeah, and uh, but they're just within I
don't know, two feet, just because they have to get
the video of it on their phone.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Right, you're it's looking for food. It was in the.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Fridge, and you're willing to die.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Get off the video, okay, and try and let it
work its way back out from the way that it
came in.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, you know, if there's with you know what you
called for Mommy, go back with mommy, Right, everyone goes
sit with mom.
Speaker 10 (09:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
You're telling the kids. You're telling the kids, what about you?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
So listen, uh eight two eight two four oh one
oh five nine. The phones are back. If you didn't
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Speaker 2 (09:50):
You can heal a broken arm in a day. Let
me know where that's at rizone? Jeff magic? Yeah? Oh
is it magic? Yeah? Okay? What are we giving you? Oh? Wow?
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Speaker 4 (10:04):
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Speaker 2 (10:12):
The mount James, what's going on? My friend? How you doing?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Dude? I don't know why these millennials didn't get an
I can samn air horn or something.
Speaker 10 (10:22):
Okay, take that bay out?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
May I please correct you, sir? As a millennial. Millennials
are born between nineteen eighty and nineteen, like ninety two
or ninety three.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
It's like eighty one.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Okay, So it's so now we're in our thirties and
for late thirties, early forties, it's these generation Alpha kids
okay who sit there with the air horn that were
born in like two thousand and twelve.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
No, they didn't use the air horn. They just said
get out of here please, and they were they wanted
the viral video and they were like get mom, goot mom,
like they're literally all within a you know, a foot
of the bear with their cat, with their phones out
taking video instead of worrying about saving their lives.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I mean, you need to get something and get the
bear out. I mean, and if it's not wanting to
get out, and then get out of the house. I mean,
first try to get your shovel, get your back, get
your damn tear or something. Yeah, well you gotta get.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You know what I was thinking this get it out
or uh you know there's a bear who loves strawberry
ice cream. Uh, you know, I'd get some strawberry ice cream.
Let it just eat itself.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I'll eat what it wants and then eventually it'll leave.
Speaker 10 (11:36):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You just let it tell it doesn't want to deal
with you, you know.
Speaker 10 (11:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
But I mean if you get if you make them
enough boys, you know it and they're going say the
same hill with with this and go on right.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Wow, simple thing to do.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
You turn on one oh five nine in the mountain
in the mornings, put our show on. The bears out
of there, Yeah, split quicking, it'll be out.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (11:59):
In California, Sheriff's office shared photos of a bear that
broke into an ice cream parlor and helped itself to
some strawberry ice cream behind the counter. The El Dorado
County Sheriff's Office set on social media that deputies were
summoned early Sunday morning to the ice cream shop at
Camp Richardson in South Lake Tahoe. The deputies could barely
believe their eyes as they saw a large bear behind
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the counter of the shop, the post said. The Sheriff's
office said the bear, which only showed interest in the
strawberry ice cream, left the shop with some encouragement from deputies. Thankfully, Fuzzy,
the bear caused barely any property damage and there was
barely any cleanup.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Okay, and again and wait, I appreciate John for calling.
But James, James, I'm sorry, I say forgot forget already.
It's my brain. It's early. Did they just name the
bear fuzzy?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
You can't just go name something fuzzy. Let me get
out of the gate. Here's a thing you can't go fuzzy.
And there's a couple reasons why. If your name is Helen, Okay,
you know that the nickname for Helen is fuzzy, right,
And you know I'll be honest with you when you
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nickname something fuzzy.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You're making a statement. I knew a woman. I don't
know if she's a lie or dad, but her name
was Fuzzy Gallo, and Fuzzy Gallo she was well, she
was something.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Tell us more about Fuzzy Gallow.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Fuzzy Gallow. Well, here's the thing. Fuzzy Gallow always had
a perm but she always had a short skirt. Fuzzy
Gallo always made sure that she treated her men right.
And you'll say, what do you mean by men? Well,
Fuzzy was cheated on by her husband, Joe at the
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ripe old age of seventy.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Joe stepped out on short skirt, Fuzzy.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Joe stepped out on short skirt, long jacket. Fuzzy.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Uh uh.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Fuzzy initially didn't take it.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Well.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
She called my grandmother, God rest her soul, love you, Mamma.
You mission.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah, uh, but.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Uh, Fuzzy said, you know what, I'm taking it to
the streets. Fuzzy took it to the streets. So Fuzzy said,
you know what, I Am going to be the woman
I've always wanted. I have been cooped up as a
married Fuzzy for fifty some years.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
So he steps out and Fuzzy says, you know what
I'm about to show my fuzzy everybody.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Oh, and it was a fuzzy fuzzy And let me
tell you something, A two eight two four h one
oh five nine the phones work. Has anyone that is
listening at this exact moment ever met anyone named fuzzy.
And conversely, you meet a woman named fuzzy, you're going
home because I will tell you, do you know, I'll
(15:02):
never she I was at my grandmam's house one day.
It was me, her and my uncle Sam, and there's
a call and my grandmom goes, oh, it's Fuzzy. And
I'm like, okay, all right, all right, going answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
She's like hello Fuzzy.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
And then Fuzzy's like you gotta help me, Irene, and
and I'm like, what's happening to her? My my Grandmom's like,
you know, like like getting like freaked out, and she's
she's like, apparently there's three minute fuzzy store. Oh so
Fuzzy had lined up fuzzy triples scheduled, Okay, a fuzzy session.
(15:42):
So so, Fuzzy in our family has become synonymous with
fuzzy and Fuzzy Ganello.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Listen. If you're going to offer up the Fuzzy, you
have to have a spreadsheet and you cant you got
to learn Excel. You need to have a spreadsheet. Yeah,
and you have to have them all timed out, Fuzzy.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
And Fuzzy did to take a break. It was Sunday
to Sunday, man, not even for the Lord's Day? Did
Fuzzy take a break?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Did you let all three in?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Or at the end of the day, momm had to
go because uh the door opened and uh all three
all three walked in.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah, all right, Fuzzy, they were safe. My kind of lady.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
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Guys, can't we just tell him to go to eight
to eight news dot com.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
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one oh five nine in the Mountain down.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
In a blow to their bid for freedom, the first
parole hearing for the Menendez brothers, it didn't go well.
Eric Menendez was denied parole after thirty six years behind bars.
In his parole hearing yesterday, the par board commissioner said,
while we give great weight to youth defender factors, your
(17:40):
continue willingness to commit crimes and violate prison rules was
the determining factor in rejecting the parole request, he said.
He went on to say, based on the legal standards,
we find that you continue to pose as an unreasonable
risk risk to public safety. So that didn't happen for
(18:01):
Eric Menendez. Now, mind you this today we will find
out about Lyle Menendez. And Lyle Menendez, if you don't know,
that is the apple of Rosie O'Donnell's eye. She has
she has filmed, you know, formed a bond and a
connection with Lyle Menendez. H So you know, you could
(18:22):
say that, you know, look, Lyle is the pearl of
her clam it, you know. So you know, so Lyle
I believe. And it seems that Erica was just a
troublemaker in prison. I think he was dealing drugs while
he was in there. You would get the drugs and
give him out to other prisoners. I think that we
might today with the weight of Rosie, you know, figure
(18:48):
it be able to get Lyle Menendez out if Lyle
gets out today, if he gets paroled, not that he's
out today, but if he gets paroled, it's because of Rosie,
no doubt about it.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I know she went for a few conjugals, and I
got to tell you that poor boy's been through a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
What if they sit him down and he says, look,
I've had eleven I've had eleven Rosie conjugles, all right,
and I just need your help, right, and then the
need and then I need to be sent free, And
then Parole Board Commissioner Robert Barton will stand up, he
will open the exit door, and he will say, Lyle,
(19:31):
we apologized. We didn't know. Yeah, we didn't know this
was happening, we just didn't know, so Lyle, Uh, you're
free to go.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Now are we still doing this? The JNN is on
your radio now Mountains.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Right as we get closer to the anniversary of Helene,
we're starting to see a few milestones, one of them
being that an important fourteen mile stretch of the Blue
Ridge Parkway in Ashville that goes to Mount Pisgah could
open just in time. I'm for the end of summer. Okay,
So you know there were see the Recreu Singe mowing grass,
(20:08):
spraying grass seed up and down the stretch. It's currently
closed the entrance near the arbitorium, but there it's looking
like within maybe the next couple of days that it's
going to happen. So yeah, so we'll be able to
see that. So it's something, right. I mean it took
that long, which is cool.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I mean it took they got what was it forty
done to Tennessee pretty quickly. They got the water as
best they could. I mean it took about, if we're
being honest, like to be clear, clear, clear, clear, like
six months, but they did so much work. I mean
it is I mean, like you said, you like just
past the arboretum and you you know, I mean you'll
(20:49):
be able to. It's starting to feel like it's getting
back to normal. It's starting to feel like everyone's new
school year, new you know, foot all season new, knew everything.
And I feel like, I don't know, maybe it's me.
I just feel like fall is like the reset. That's
where you hit the reset. New year, new football season,
(21:10):
knew everything.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Well yeah, new Menendez So yeah, So that's what they're
saying right there by the arboretum. So look, I guess
what'll happen, and they probably want it ready and going
for the fall leaves change, the whole deal happening there soeah.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
And you know they tourism dollars. Yeah you know we
need them, Yes, yes we do.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
We've asked them to stop, but they just keep making
it worse. Jeff News that worked or as you might not,
the JNN is on your radio, Montain.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
The new report is coming out when it comes to
the death of Hulk Hogan and now the people are
claiming that hal Cogan may have died of medical malpractice.
Uh and occupational therapist who was with haw Cogan when
he passed back on the twenty fourth of July. Uh
told this to the police down there in Clearwater far So,
(22:02):
he said. Individual alleged that a surgeon had severed his
free nick nerve during an operation. So when he a
p h R E N. I see. So the the
nerve controls the diaphragm, the muscle primarily of course responsible
for breathing. So they're saying that during the surgery, uh,
(22:25):
that that they severed the nerve there and that's kind
of what caused it. So it was a postophect to death, uh,
they they claimed. TMZ says this that he did not
clench his chest when he was believed to going into
cardiac arrests, but instead just simply stopped breathing altogether. So
it's not like he said, oh you know out, Yeah,
(22:45):
he just stopped. He stopped breathing altogether.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
And if he stopped breathing, I mean, if that your
diaphragm helped you, you know, right? So I know, how
do you how do you prove that though they can autopsy?
I guess, I mean, you know, not that the Holka
maniac family needs money, but I mean, I don't know,
(23:10):
I'm gonna you could get hundreds of millions of die
he already got Gaulker. So if you can get uh
that proven, they could they could be billionaires.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
The the daughter's been the one claiming this. So she
didn't get any of the inheritance.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
So now I think that she she's gonna go for
the lawsuit. Now see this is all being said. You're
talking about Brooke Brook. Brooke got no inheritance and she
didn't want it. Oh, she didn't want the inheritance. So
I wonder if she instead of not wanting the inheritance,
she turns around and she goes and does this on
behalf of her father and tries to get him for
medical malpractice and then boom, yeah yeah, but what would
(23:50):
her inheritance have been like? It would have been like
a hundred million.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I don't know if he had that much, but he had.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
They found he had the beer, he had the uh
you know a lot of wrestling money. We also put
his merchandise.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Well keep having Well, he owns the rights to everything,
hal Cogan. That's what I'm saying. They gave it to him.
So anything they had to do with haw Cogan, she
would be getting a track, any sale, anything, she would
get it. But she didn't a day yeah, so she
get that the sun got it, and I guess the
wife that he was with for a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
So oh yeah, lucky. I mean, you know, lucky them
as far as that. But I I, I don't know.
I think this is Brookes way of you know, trying
to get money. I do, you know, just take the inheritance.
But you said no, I'm gonna go mouth, I'm.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Gonna do it on my own.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I'm gonna get the inheritance.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
On my own.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Call us text us and you're really creative.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Both the mountain talking text line A two eight two
four oh one oh five nine. That's a two eight
two four oh one o five nine one mountain.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
It is one of five nine to mounta Nashville's Clasic
rock Arizion and Jeff show so much to get to today, Hey,
monkey meat, old people, uh you know, fat readers and
a hurricane with spirit airlines. But Jeff brought up something
so his only apropol if we do it now, Jeff,
you brought up the Menendez brothers and uh, well Eric
(25:17):
and how he was not eligible for parole because he
was you know, like the Danny Zuko of prison. He was,
he was mad, he was cool. Yeah, well right, well
look he was he was in there.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Eric was selling the drugs. He was a problem child
in prison. Uh, and he was a mess. So when
it came down yesterday to him getting paroled, they told
him one of the main reasons is because of how
you acted in jail. Now I'm not sure if Lyle
has acted the same way, but if he has, if
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he has not, he is, you know, the apple of
Rosie O'Donnell's eye, the only man that he really has
ever really had a strong feelings for periods periods so
blank and the story, Yeah, that's the story ends quick.
It's a cliff note.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
It's a cliff note.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
So right, So I I think that he if she
has any weight, and uh, she's got a lot of
mist He's got a lot of weight, that it's possible
that he could be getting out of uh, he could
get paroled today and possibly could be getting out and
waiting for him, you know, is uh, you know for
a flight to Ireland. That potato, that big potato, big potato,
(26:36):
is that spud is going to be Maybe that's this
gets her to move back to the States.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Well, this is the thing. We know that she's had
conjugals with Lyle, and we even said if he told
the probation officer that he had to endure eleven conjugals.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
With Rosie, eleven folks.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Elevens, that they'd give them the keys and let him
leave that day. Now, I went to Rosie's uh TikTok
because Rosie uh usually posts about the news and the
happenings of the day. So I was like, there's got
to be something about the mentees because I thought she
liked Eric, and you were like, no, no.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
No, no, it's Lyle, It's Lyle. How do you not
know which menendez Rosie wants to lay it up with?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Well, because I you know, I just I want to
lay it up with the Rosie too, So I just
get tell us, okay.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Let you're a lady. Hear that. I think she's I got.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
About five minutes. So anyway, I figured we'd do uh
an addition of a Rosie Rambles And if you're newer
to the show, Rosie Rambles is just what it sounds like.
It's where Rosie O'donald Rambles on TikTok and we get
her thoughts about the happenings of the day. You're gonna
learn about hats. You're gonna learn about, uh, you know
(28:03):
how she feels she's being impersonated online. You're gonna feel
how she feels about fat people. And she admits to
something here that's pretty big.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
H You're gonna see a lot of her if if
Lyle gets out, if he gets paroled, You're gonna see
a lot about Rosie coming up in the next couple
of weeks.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Oh, you are going to see, You're gonna hear, You're
gonna smell all your senses. So anyway, Rosie rambles is
just what it is. And she often says hold please
in the middle of or at the end of a thought.
So here here's her ramble about what we thought was
the Menandez Brothers but was not.
Speaker 11 (28:44):
Well, Hey, everybody, it's me Shaka Khan feel I think
I love you.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Insult Shaka Khan.
Speaker 11 (28:53):
Your day old day, as Manana would say. And it
is the first day of secondary school for Clay.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
Oh, very sighting day.
Speaker 11 (29:02):
And my friend Suebie Sube, that is Clay's best friend.
Penny's mom got some great pictures that I put up.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
The Pennies would not.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
They would not let me take their picture Clay.
Speaker 11 (29:16):
This morning, I got one and they're not smiling and
it looks like they're being tortured. So when I take
out my camera now it's like no, but someone else
taking pictures they allow.
Speaker 8 (29:29):
Teenage yeers are going to be fun, please?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
First off, was that what he woodpecker?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
How was that?
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Wait?
Speaker 8 (29:38):
Wait wait wait wait teenage yeers are going to be fun?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
What was that the I don't think she was going
for that, but it just seemed to happen.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I haven't heard her woodpecker in a while. No, NOI
Oh my goodness. All right, So then she breaks her
stream of thought. She says, hold please, right, and then
you know she wants to let you know about you know,
impersonations and things that she's got going on in her mind.
Speaker 8 (30:12):
It's hard to watch it.
Speaker 11 (30:14):
It's hard to watch the trainers being so mean to
obese people. It's hard to watch now that I've been
on Munjaro and I don't have the food cravings that
I did, and to know that it's not necessarily these
people's fault. For years, we carried shame and guilt, and
you get this medication and you feel like a different person.
(30:35):
Food doesn't have the control over you that it used to,
and that is freedom, ladies and gentlemen. So I'm grateful
for Manjaro.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Oh please, okay, okay, alright.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
So she just admitted right to A being part of
the fat community, B having food cravings, and c taking
weight loss drugs. So she does not prescribed.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
So she took the cheap way out. She took the
cheap way out, which medicine. She can afford it though,
so for her it's an easy purchase, not a big deal.
She gets six grand a pen for Rosi o'donald, that's nothing.
A pen is a week, that's so what she's a
multi millionaire.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Month throw maybe maybe so Rosie. Okay, so she's on
Monjaro clays in school. That's good to know.
Speaker 11 (31:27):
Don't believe anyone who says that there may dming you
on my private account.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
I don't have a private account.
Speaker 11 (31:34):
If I ever do DM anyone, I say, hi, it's
Rosy o' donald.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Oh good, But if I donald, look.
Speaker 8 (31:40):
For the blue check.
Speaker 11 (31:41):
And thanks for everyone who reports these people. And uh,
I don't know why people want to do that. I
don't know why it's strange to me.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Nobody's making a fake.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
I was just gonna say nobody profiles and then messaging
other people saying, hey.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
It's.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
You know, it is a believable lie. Like you know
how they catfish like lonely men and women. You could
be a lonely man, well woman, okay, and then you
could be older, and you know, you could believe that's
a believable celebrity that might DM you because they're you know, horny.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Okay. So so somebody messages Rosie messages you even if
you're a lesbian woman, because she's horny and you're going
to engage, You're going to I got to be honest.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
I believe you and gag.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Listen, listen, I gotta be honest with you, be honest,
all right. I don't even think the lesbian community is
falling for anything like that. Okay, I can't speak I
can't speak for them. But if I had to take
a wild.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Gay two eight two for a one oh five nine,
I'd love to know thirty thousand foot view here.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Just just taking a guess, probably not going to take
to our advances. And if I'm wrong, well, I'll smack
me and call me Sally, I, I gotta tell you,
all right.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
So the final thing that Rosie wants you to know
is she's been hat shopping and h she loves a
good hat. She doesn't like jackets. Okay, she loves a
vest all right. She loves gloves, but only if she
(33:27):
can text and make videos.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
He texted and said, why are you all punishing us
with Rosie? What did we do to you? Hang on,
We're not done yet. This is almost over. Okay, you
do what we do to you.
Speaker 11 (33:40):
Today when I walked them to school. Hold on, today,
I had to wear a hat when I walked them.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Who care?
Speaker 11 (33:51):
And I just ordered some scarves. And you know, I
don't really like jackets. I like vest down vest them,
but like a lumber case.
Speaker 8 (34:02):
In my head, in my hands, so covering it.
Speaker 11 (34:05):
Went online and bought one and some scarves, and and
some gloves with the touch screens that you can still
use your phone if you have to.
Speaker 8 (34:14):
Yeah, Winter's coming. Winter's coming.
Speaker 11 (34:18):
The weather here, though, it's been remarkably wonderful, even though
everyone said the worst part about moving to Ireland would
be the weather. But it hasn't been winter. I don't
know what to tell you about that. Okay, okay, So
that's all I got for Okay.
Speaker 8 (34:35):
I hope you're all right. We're good where you are.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Okay, and.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
You hold on okay, all right, we're gonna hold on Phillips. Hey, listen,
we're fine over here.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Okay, everything's kind of all right, all right, we're doing good.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
All right. Go wear your.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Irish vests then your hat.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
By the way, the phones are dead dead, silent phones
still work.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Rosie up.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
Connect with us on the Mountain talking text line at
a two eight two four.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
That's a two eight two four nine.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Here's a one o five nine of Mountain, Nashville's classic
rock The Rizzo and Jeff Show. Sorry it didn't mean
in rubb blu, Yes I did.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Here's the situation, Uh, I understand fats right, Like we
talk about big backs a lot too. We are yeah, yeah,
and that the extreme, but we're right. I mean, I
would say we're somewhere between. I wouldn't say bogic loop.
You gotta be a real hunk up junk to be
(35:41):
a bodgia. Yeah, like when you're a bodge of galop.
That is somebody that will when you go down the
chip aisle, you get the dip that is just in
the canister sitting there in front of the chips, right
and don't even go to the refrigerated section to get
yourself dipped the cold dip.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
You get the dip that's sitting right there.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
That's a bodge of Yeah, they take their finger and
they eat it that way. That's a body. So you know,
a big bag is more of just a rotund and
coming up. Uh you know, how long would you wait
if like a new chain, a new whether it's a Costco,
(36:21):
whether it's an in and oupper or a BUCkies because
uh you know, uh, you know, we posted that we
heard about a Bucky's coming, although I don't think that's happening. Man,
how long would you wait at a fast food establishment
to get your food?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Listen, I've seen it literally where I'm from a Roy
Rogers open believe that Roy Rogers Rea.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
I love the roast beef and pickle place.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
There were people were waiting for eight hours.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Is there still still? It's still there, But a couple
of months ago you would you have done eight out?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
No, I'll wait two weeks and then when nobody's there
as well, I'll go So yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Oh my God, I would give anything for Roy Rogers
right now.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
And you always think that, See, we live on nostalgia,
and then you eat it and you're upset. Like when
I went to Orlando, they had pond they had Ponderosa.
I went into Ponderosa ate there, and I'll tell you
it wasn't the same it was in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, okay, all right, listen, eight A two, four oh
one oh five nine. I mean, how large do you
have to be to wait fourteen hours for uh, you know,
a food store to open or what is your time
limit on waiting for a food store?
Speaker 2 (37:45):
So you're outside waiting.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
You're outside waiting. Now, here's the thing. People will wait
at Chick fil a. I guess to get free chicken
for a year, which is one sandwich.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yeah, dress away cow. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
It's one chicken sandwich per week for fifty two weeks.
It's stupid. It's not a year's worth of chicken. And second,
you know, like you said, eight hours are the Roy Rogers.
I'm doing the eight hours at.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Roy's fourteen hours for something I don't know. Three seventy
five and up. Have to be, have to be really
have to be and you got to chair the whole deal.
You're prepared for this. You knew that was going to
open for forever, and that's why it took so long.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
So all right, listen, we'll talk about it. Eight to eight,
two four oh one oh five nine. I gotta talk
to my big bags out there. How long would you
wait for your food a new restaurant in town? How
long would you wait for a restaurant or for a
fast food establishment that you want to come to town?
(38:42):
Twenty five ninety Mounta, Nashville's classic rock The Arizon and
Jeff Show and Jeff In and Out Burger recently came
to a town and people waited fourteen hours. I have
fourteen hours for in and Out, dude. And let me
be honest with you. In and Out Burger is like
Crystal Burger. It's not that good to.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Say I've had it. In La. You get the you
get the double double animal style with fries. So the
double double is, uh.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
The double animal with fright right in an out Burger.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
I had it, and when I went to La, it's uh,
it's it's like two it's two of everything, two patties,
two cheese, lettuce, tomato, and then to spread the pickles,
and then animal style. It's like you add onions and
and your favorite mustard, uh too, and then you get
the fries and everything. So yeah, double double animal style
is how you order in and out if it ever
(39:36):
comes to town.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Well, I mean is there, like, would you want it
in and out here?
Speaker 5 (39:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:42):
In and out it's not bad, and out's pretty good.
But you know everything, wait fourteen hours. I like cook
I bet you cook out. It's ten times better. It's
to be like I love going to cook. Yeah, so
I think it's I think it's much better than in
and out.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
What about Chick fil A? I wouldn't wait, I twenty
four hours. I've seen now, I can't eat that much
Chick fil A. I'm with you. One chicken sandwich a
week is such a scam too. They say free food
for a year. That's not true.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Can I tell you the only reason that I went
to Chick fil a the other day? I got a
free sandwich in my rewards.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
So I got a free sandwich in my rewards. I
got an alert. So I said, you know what, this
is what I'll do, gone, I'll go to Chick fil
a I'll get a meal and then I get the
extra sandwich. The sandwich I can have for dinner. Right,
So I had Chick fil A for lunch and then
I had the sandwich for dinner. And how do you
heat it up?
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Well?
Speaker 2 (40:33):
And in the freezer. I had remembered that I had
Checker Rally fries. Oh, Chick fil A sandwich in the
microwave real fast for the heat up, and then boom,
I had two meals Chick fil A.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
That's a real fat move.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
No, it's that's a fat move.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
That's that's somebody who have a fat that's a fat day.
I had a fat that's a fat day. I had
a fat day. That's a guy who'd wait like this guy.
Speaker 13 (41:00):
One person in particular. I wanted to introduce you to Kevin. Now, Kevin,
you're the first person in line, and so tell me.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
How early did she get away?
Speaker 1 (41:09):
He he is talked to me, popping out of his
T shirt. And that's a five action. He's got a goatease,
got glasses all right, and his glasses are they stuck?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Are they on the side of his face? They never
come off, They never come off. A Halloween mask.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
And by the way, his his shirt says the wolf. Yeah, yes,
get up to be here.
Speaker 14 (41:33):
I got here about eight sixteen last night. And then
I mean I was actually technically the second person, but
the individual in front of me had to leave, so
I got first spot.
Speaker 13 (41:44):
Well, and how far did you drive to get here?
Speaker 14 (41:46):
I drove about two hours out of the Seattle Milton area.
And then my friend's gad, Captain Ron and Matt up
there in Seattle helped me get down here, and I
just kempt out in the van.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
He came down in the van.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Capdn't run. There's a lot going on here that I
didn't realize. We might have to go through this a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Wait, so he goes. So I'm so he doesn't have
the means to make it to the in and out.
He doesn't have the means, he doesn't have the money,
and he doesn't have a car. But he gets but
he gets to the friend's house. Then they give him
a van. But why you money to go down to
in and out?
Speaker 1 (42:24):
But why is he why is he sleeping with a
guy named Captain Ron? Who's Captain Ron?
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Well?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
You know, I mean, I'm not here.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
He's telling the news a lot of information.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
This is to be honest with you, if I'm going
tenting in the woods with a man, it would probably
be a Captain Ron. Yeah, you're you're right? Are you right?
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I backed it up a little bit A Right, here
we go.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
How far did you drive to get here?
Speaker 14 (42:47):
I drove about two hours out of the Seattle Milton area,
and then my friends gave Captain Ron and Matt up
there in Seattle helped me get down here, and I
just kempt out the van.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Now you clearly love in and out? What are you
planning to order?
Speaker 14 (43:00):
So I'm gonna get three double doubles, three fries, one
of them as an animal style with onions, the whole
nine yards. And then I'm gonna get an unsulted puppy
patty for my little guy.
Speaker 13 (43:10):
And we got to meet your little guy.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Let's see, Wait a minute, wait, you could get you
get the patties for your for your dog, but they
get too much salt, not good for the dog, so yeah,
you have to get them unsalted. But who But the
problem is is that they're all on the same damn grill.
So your dog is eating that, you know, Well.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
That's the thing, So what are you really saving your dog?
Speaker 2 (43:34):
From and you know, onions are terrible for your dog
could kill them because they can't digest them. So what
if it's cooked in like onions or somethings in it,
you know, it could really turn into a mess there.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Well, and again i'm I'm you know he's talking about
Captain Ron. This guy's popping out of his shirt. He's
got Pokemon cards. He's got a dog dressed with a
sweater that says, I love cookies. Okay, and what's his
dog saying? Had this is? This is just too fascinating?
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Take it?
Speaker 5 (44:03):
Hello, Hello Fred?
Speaker 7 (44:04):
What's his name?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Poe? We call mister po for short.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Oh my god, he's a he's like a fat guy
that reads.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
A horrible combination. Oh, he's a fat reader. No, you
just can't go together. No, no, you can't. You got
to pick one or the other.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
You can't be a fat reader.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
You are never going.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
To meet him, body, No, you'll never. It's very rare
to run into a fat guy that reads.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
And not only that, a fat guy that reads that's
getting that on the rag.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah, oh my god, this is happening. Is you got
a fat guy that reads? He's sleeping in a van
with Captain Ron, waiting for it, waiting for a double
cheeseburger with onions, three double three double doubles animal style,
and a puppy patty.
Speaker 13 (44:53):
So why is it important to you to come out
and get here this early?
Speaker 14 (44:57):
I've never I've never been doing in and out grand opening,
and I'm the only one in Washington State and now
born and raised Washingtonian. So I figured I'd call out
for work for once in a lifetime opportunity.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Okay, this to him, ladies and gentlemen, why did you
just wait like a month and just just go take
the dry and a lifetime opportunity? He called out of
his job, He doesn't have a car, he's sleeping with
Captain Ron. Okay, he likes Pokemon, he read, read, he reads,
and he's a fat. This guy's gonna have a real
(45:28):
tough go.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Oh my god, I I you know, I do not
want to look into his freezer and see what people
as he has frozen in there. I'll pass text.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
A message to Rizzo and Jeff now to a two
eight two four, Oh.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
To Rizzo and Jeff show. For those of you who
don't know that song, Peter Griffin's favorite song from H.
Van Halen nineteen eighty four. Wow, what a little factoid
for you there. Wow, what a big Who gives a crap?
Speaker 2 (46:03):
People give a crap? You know what?
Speaker 1 (46:06):
People give a crap about monkey meat. And I'm gonna
tell you something. Monkey meat has become somewhat of a
delicacy to people everywhere else in the world except here.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
And I don't know why. That's because we can go
buy a roast.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Well yeah, but I guess what the point is is
that there was like fifty two pounds of primate meat
snug snuck through the TSA and smuggled through somebody's luggage.
And here's what.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
They call it. It's isn't it called bush meat?
Speaker 1 (46:40):
It's called well, bush meat is any animal basically a
rat of a rodent that but monkey primeate meat. Well, no,
they explain monkey meat here. There's a little difference here.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Give me some ebola.
Speaker 15 (46:58):
Sounds good but is illegal and unusual these discoveries at
Detrient Metro Airport.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah, bush meat. That's meat from rats, bats, baboons and more.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
And we got your so rats, bats, baboons and more.
Say monkey, Okay, what why a rat, batter or baboon?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
I you know. I don't know. I'll have to look
more into bush meat. Yeah doesn't I didn't have it
on my shopping list. Yeah, I don't know where they
who consumes it.
Speaker 12 (47:26):
But anyway, and the Feds aren't monkeying around with this
box is Jessica is live.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
You don't make a monkey and a round joke when
there's monkey meat. I mean you just you got time
in place, brother, time and place at the.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Airport, Jessica, do explain.
Speaker 15 (47:42):
Yeah, we need some contexts here, right, Ruper and Amy.
So this is crazy customs and border protection. They seize
back to back bush meat smugglers here at dtw Now,
the first one it was eleven pounds of rodent meat
in someone's luggage, and a couple of days later they
found fifty two pounds of monkey meat snacked away. We
(48:03):
of course, we had to ask passengers what they thought.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Now, before we get to that, my question is this
for what? Why what are you coming into the country?
Who is eating rats, bats and monk, porcupinesines, they hurt,
they have bristle.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Why what is who is eating it? Right? Why?
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Why for what?
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Who's what do you? What are you smuggling it for?
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Well, that's what I'm trying to figure out. That's why
I asked. That's why I brought it up to you,
because my question is what bush meat is?
Speaker 2 (48:36):
Is for whom?
Speaker 1 (48:38):
What culture consumes bush meat?
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Well, yeah, afrigat Asia? Is there a is there a
market for.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
We had a radio show in Detroit and they had
it was Caldeon was the was the primary like, uh
you know, uh culture that was huge there, huge there
and Caldeon's don't eat that right?
Speaker 2 (49:01):
You're so close to Canada? Is that the like? You
get it? Why would you just go to Canada? So
it's not for Canada? You know what?
Speaker 1 (49:07):
I think I think it might be. I think we
got Conrad on the phone. Conrad, what's up, bro?
Speaker 16 (49:11):
Hey, how you guys doing this morning?
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Good Man to talk to you after all this time
here our phones are finally back.
Speaker 16 (49:19):
Yeah, it's been forever.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
I know what's going on.
Speaker 10 (49:22):
What's uncensored?
Speaker 16 (49:23):
I'm glad about that.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Busses aren't button Yeah, what do you got?
Speaker 16 (49:30):
I think it's got to be that warden important meet
for his wardenburger man.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Oh the yeah.
Speaker 16 (49:39):
He's getting people to smuggle bush meet in what.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Who the hell Conrad other than him Conrad, who the
heck wants bush meet? Why would they be smuggling, you know,
monkey meat into the United States.
Speaker 16 (49:53):
You know, I really can't figure that out because I
don't think the risk outpays the reward.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Yeah, there can't be too much of a for that.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
You know, Well, what is that forty pound on monkey meat?
I mean, what do you get for monkey meat?
Speaker 16 (50:06):
I have no clue.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
What do you say to your lady?
Speaker 10 (50:09):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (50:09):
What are we having for dinner tonight? Bat? Yeah, it's
you know, it's push me tell you.
Speaker 10 (50:14):
I know.
Speaker 16 (50:15):
I mean, come on, you know I see random exotic meat,
says beef jerky everyone, So I like jerky.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Oh yeah, you can't go wrong with the Jack thinks.
Speaker 16 (50:26):
You might as well go ahead and jerky it. That
imported it, and it's probably harder to figure out.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
You know what if you jerky the monkey, now, that's
the way to go. Because see, Conrad, that's why you
are who you are. We appreciate your buddy, Thank you
for calling.
Speaker 10 (50:41):
Okay, yeah, you guys have a great there.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
You two don't be a stranger.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
See this is why Conrad is who Conrad is. He
runs and rules the roost. Okay, over there, at Dominie
because Conrad says, no, no, no, no, you don't put
dead monkeys in your suitcase. What you do is your jerky,
the monkey meat, and then you bring it in and
it looks like jack links and you just say, I
got beef jerky. The guy takes a bite, he goes,
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that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Hey, Conrad, I know you throw pool parties over there
at the Hominy. Don't put out a mass email to
all the residents and say, hey, d the summer pool party,
come eat some elephant.
Speaker 4 (51:18):
And that's what the Mountain call us text us, and
you're really creative, both the mountain talking text line. Hey
two eight two four oh one oh five nine, that's
a two eight two four oh one o five nine.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
Stop sticking it in old people's faces. Oh boy, that's
it's one of five nine of mount Asvil's clais. The
grond Rizio and Jeff show listen, I mean it, Okay,
I stop putting it in there. I promise I will, alright, days,
I just can't help. Well, no, we're listen. Our mouths
threw on one right now. You know. It's it's these
(51:53):
microphones and all that people do is shove microphones in
front of old people, and you know what, it should
be a misdemeanor. And if you do it three times,
it's a felony. And if you do it nine times,
you go to jail for life. Three felonies and you're out.
I believe that, Okay, I believe it. Okay, I'm gonna
(52:14):
tell you why. There's a couple they've been married for
seventy five years.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
That's beautiful. It's seventy five Wow, beautiful. More power too.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
And that's uh, they got married you know back in
w W two Okay, all right, uh, and when the
access of evil was around uh and Ike was not
president yet, he was a general. But I gotta tell you,
when you shove a microphone in their face and you
do a full length news report, they don't have much
(52:46):
to give.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
You, no, because it's the same dumb question results. Yeah,
it's uh, what's the secret long life? I don't know
what do you want me to tell you?
Speaker 7 (52:56):
What?
Speaker 2 (52:56):
Do you know? What's the secret?
Speaker 1 (52:57):
Because these people grew up smoking at ten and these
people grew up with morphine lollipops, I mean, missions.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
Ras was cocaine and gococara.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
There was cocaine in their drinks. I mean, so how
did they live? Who knows? But you know, when you
start doing this, this is when it becomes cumbersome. So
here is a man and a woman on their seventy
fifth wedding anniversary, and you tell me if you think
this is right.
Speaker 17 (53:27):
It was on August sixteenth, nineteen fifty that this blushing
young couple said their ideas.
Speaker 7 (53:33):
Time flies, and all too quickly, all too quickly.
Speaker 17 (53:38):
On Saturday, writer Jeane McKay celebrated their seventy fifth wedding anniversary.
They can still remember the ceremony in a little white
church and screwdoo along the cabin trail and the reception
afterwards let by kerosene lanterns.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Okay, I get the ambiance. The guy that you know,
he's not going to give you much, so you continue,
you continue with it, and the lady in the back
can hear. So all you hear is here talking.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
Life has gone by so quickly, Yeah, clear, surely sounds
like it for sure, yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
Very quickly. So then they try to get something out
of the wife.
Speaker 7 (54:17):
It was in the country, there was no electricity, no
rooming water, so everything had to be done hard.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
We okay, Okay, all right, listen, I get this story.
You got married in Saskatoon. It was the hard way.
Everyone washed on a washboard. They had gas lanterns. It
was the beasknees.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
Right.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
They didn't have electricity, right. She was a beautiful bride.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
No running water, right, So nothing nothing out there. And
that's when you are married seventy five years ago and
the time is flying. What else you wanted to say here?
I mean, I feel like they're yeah.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
So let me we are night week. We are twenty
two seconds into this interview. How long do you think
this lasts?
Speaker 2 (55:08):
The interview? How long are we into it? Twenty two Jesus,
Mary Joseph, I I don't know. Ten more seconds, max, Right,
let's say.
Speaker 17 (55:18):
All these years later. There's something else she recalls about
that day.
Speaker 7 (55:22):
The wedding was the teven o'clock and mister Turney was late. Sold.
The wedding was the seven thirty.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
Yeah, the wedding was what happened, mister Tard.
Speaker 2 (55:39):
What happened was the man?
Speaker 1 (55:41):
What happened the model t got stuck in the mud.
Did Henry Ford arrive late? I mean, come on, man.
Speaker 17 (55:48):
Three quarters of a century later, both husband and white
agree that they have more than made.
Speaker 5 (55:52):
Up for that lost time.
Speaker 17 (55:54):
This past weekend they were showering at Hawer Family and friends,
a certificate from the city and plenty of sitters. That's
their home in Westmount at one and two years young.
Ray McKay is also known for being one of the
oldest church organists in the country. And if you think
a diamond anniversary was going to get in the way
of that this past Sunday.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
Well you better think again.
Speaker 1 (56:17):
All right, No, then, no amounts of cocaine, coca cola
and morphine lollipops is gonna stop ray from organ into church.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Even it's even getting This is getting bad. Even the
organ sounds old. This is getting real bad.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
By the way, we are one minute and eleven second.
How much longer do you think this is gonna go?
Speaker 2 (56:37):
I don't know. This is torture for these people. No,
it's torture for the viewer. Okay, forget the paper, stupid
news guy. It's my god.
Speaker 17 (56:50):
You still played the church organize anniversary weekend?
Speaker 8 (56:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (56:54):
Sure, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:56):
According to the records.
Speaker 17 (56:58):
For longest marriage eighty eight years, three hundred and forty
nine days. That means currently Ray and gen McKay are
just under fourteen years shy of that world record market.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (57:10):
Tell you Ray and Jean McKay ain't making it.
Speaker 2 (57:13):
Yeah, that don't don't don't bother sending an email Togainnis book.
I gotta tell.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
Ray and Jean McKay are on their way out the
door to say, Jesus, that's right, all right, it's time
to meet Jesus. What's that Christmas shoe song when Mama
meets Jesus?
Speaker 2 (57:26):
That dumb song? Yeah, Rayan Jean ain't making fourteen more
years power too, I'm seventy five. I give it to you.
Speaker 1 (57:34):
Oh it's not no, this isn't done.
Speaker 7 (57:36):
Oh God, I think probably we'll get divorced before then.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
Jean and I do a little traveling these days.
Speaker 7 (57:45):
You want to drive up to the wall and she drives.
Speaker 2 (57:49):
Oh Jesus, we do a little travel in these days.
She drives me up while he drives up. That's up, bad,
That was all right.
Speaker 1 (57:58):
So she says she wants to divor we're something. She's
got to be with them another fourteen years, seventy five.
Anywhere she knows Cambread's butter.
Speaker 2 (58:08):
She can't. She's a mobile.
Speaker 17 (58:10):
All jokes aside, these two have plenty to be grateful for.
They say they are in reasonably good health for their age,
and they have four children, seven grandchildren, and eight great
grandchildren with more on the way. But asked what their
secret might be, just such a long and happy Okay.
Speaker 2 (58:24):
Here is here.
Speaker 1 (58:26):
What do you think the secret is, Jeff? What do
you think the secret is?
Speaker 2 (58:30):
To be old? I don't know. No, it's you know,
to the marriage.
Speaker 1 (58:36):
Remember, well okay, so they went to uh, you know,
it's the Great Depression. They lived through Hitler, they lived
through the eyes and our administration. You know, is it
that you had to be alive for for Ike?
Speaker 3 (58:54):
Well?
Speaker 2 (58:55):
I get they were there for Ike. I like that
they voted, they voted.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
That was that was an ice house?
Speaker 2 (59:02):
Yeah, for sure?
Speaker 1 (59:03):
Like yeah, no secret, just patience, yeh and keep on.
Speaker 7 (59:13):
Talk the.
Speaker 17 (59:15):
Wise words from a Cape Breton couple marking a major milestone.
Ryan McDonald's CTV News West Mountain, Nova Scotia.
Speaker 1 (59:22):
Okay, just so we are aware, Nova Scotia. Just so
we are aware, that was two minutes and six seconds.
How long did that feel?
Speaker 2 (59:32):
That felt like an eternity? Like like their marriage and
their life. That they're just they they're just they want
to go. But for some somebody keeps I don't know,
maybe they're on the top of the list for that
free healthcare Nova Scotia and they just keep them going.
I don't know how they were Jesus, I know, let
(59:53):
us go Rob Ford's brother.
Speaker 4 (59:56):
With us on the mountain talking text line and four
O that's eight two eight two four one O five
nine five nine.
Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
You run a business, if you do happen to do that,
you should adhere to some pretty basic principles. One service
safe product. Two make sure your product is safe, and
three don't fly into a hurricane. Yeah, that's kind of
like the three things. I feel like every business owner
(01:00:28):
it should be like safe safety, maybe some clean I
don't care if you're clean. And then you know, just
just don't fly into a hurricane, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
We go from one to five on hurricanes. Eron got
to a two. Okay out there over the you know,
in the seas, the Atlantic Ocean there and uh, you know,
at a two and it didn't look like it did
too much damage because it kind of stayed off land
a little bit. But you know, enough that you know,
(01:00:56):
if you let's say we're flying and you were flying
towards where the hurricane, it could cause a little bit
of an issue for not a fun ride, I would assume.
Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Maybe you might die. So here's the here's the thought.
Spirit Airlines decided to leave our hometown of Philadelphia, and
what they decided to do.
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Go to Bahamas, right, they wanted to do uh oh too.
Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
They wanted to go to San Juan and just lay
in the sun.
Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
No was it san Ueist? All right?
Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Yeah, they wanted to go to Puerto Rico and they
just wanted to have, you know, a heap and helping
of Puerto Rican fun. And well here's what happened.
Speaker 18 (01:01:43):
Spirit Airlines.
Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
Man, they do it again.
Speaker 18 (01:01:47):
They flew out of Philadelphia yesterday and went to San Juan,
Puerto Rico, and the passengers had quite a ride.
Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
And again all they were looking for a heap and
open Puerto Rican fun.
Speaker 18 (01:02:01):
Its flight radar shows Spirit Airlines and the passengers. The
pilots decided to become hurricane hunters and went through Hurricane
errand look at this flight. Decided to go into the
storm Hurricane errand that had one hundred and forty mile
an hour lens. That's creating one hundred foot waves in
(01:02:27):
the Atlantic Ocean, and these pilots decided to fly through
the dagone storm. Spirit Airlines, get your crap together. I'm
sure these passengers did not enjoy the turbulence that came
from their flight from Philadelphia to San Juan, Puerto Rico.
I mean, could you not just fly around the storm
(01:02:47):
but you had to fly through the storm?
Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Oh my god. I watched the track of it. Literally there.
They could have came the backside and then came in
the right way, but instead they flu directly. Literally it
is you see the storm if you're you know, just
looking on the radar and there's the plane. Yeh in
literally they're above it. But what the hell does that
(01:03:11):
make a difference, because there's still turbulence. They were above
the hurricane, a Category two hurricane, which you generally don't.
You don't get too many of those. Okay, Yeah, so
your category two and winds and boom, you were on
top of it to what to go to San Juan? Well,
and I think Puerto Rico they just had a big
problem with all the electric being out before the hurricane.
(01:03:33):
They did the electrical problems before you even get got there.
You could have I would postpone it. I'll get there
to war.
Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Well here's the situation.
Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Maybe they thought they were Sully sullen Burger. No, there
was nothing like that. Now listen, deal with this. Sully,
dealt with this. Sully. Sully was a magic man. Now
they got and let me tell you something. If you
want to heap an help in a Puerto Rican fun,
you might have to go through some things. You don't
just get that heap and helping. You got to earn
(01:04:03):
that helping. Well, you got to earn that heap. And
maybe that heap was the hurricane.
Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Listen, listen, Sully just had some birds in the engine. Okay,
that's what happened. Birds in the engine.
Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
They died and the engines went out, and he landed
on the Hudson River, or they were gonna crash into Manhattan.
Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
How about this one for you yesterday watching American pickers.
Oh my god, they're picking a guy's house. All right,
he has a lot of aviation stuff. He says, do
I look familiar? They said no. He said, do you
remember the plane that landed in the Hudson with Sully?
They said yes, and he goes, well, I was the
co pilot.
Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
On American Pickers?
Speaker 11 (01:04:45):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Wait a minute, First off, total setup. Second off, Wait
a minute, what did they buy? What kind of stuff
did he have? They gave him a sympathy by.
Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
They gave him a.
Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Sympathy by because he was gonna die freaking he didn't help,
Sollenberger had to do it all by himself. Yeah, he
was the He was the meat, the catch up, the pickles,
the cheese, the onions on that burger.
Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
I think it was little fat Frank Fritz was the one. Frank,
he's not what he didn't make it, but he he
was in there trying to buy some stuff up. But yeah,
it's so funny that you bring that up because that
was on the Pickers yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
So the Spirit Airlines sending their pilots through a hurricane
necessitates your brain to then throw out that Frank Fritz,
Frank Fritz, Frank, that Frank Fritz the co pilot for
Sully Sollenberg who landed.
Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Frank Fritz is on the show. But he wanted all
the aviation stuff from Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Frank, Frank.
Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
You don't know who Frank Fritz is from American Pickers.
Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
The fat Yeah he's the fast, right, the fat, single
guy that had a lot of cats, right, send guy,
a lot of cats. And then Mike's the tall uh
the tall uh you know dog hands Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
so uh you know how do you get from we're
talking about keeping helping the Puerto Rican fun and you
get to h the fat co pilot where Sully Sollenberger
(01:06:17):
had to do all the work. This co pilot was
as useless as a.
Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Third No, he was helped. Now sell it.
Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 10 (01:06:25):
Hello, what's our own guys?
Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
David? It's been like a month? Oi, how are you Davy?
Speaker 10 (01:06:37):
All right, it's about time get your phone fit.
Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Yeah, it is about time. Blame AT and T. Don't
blame us. Yeah it was AT and T.
Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
You call him.
Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
And then they had the wrong part something whatever, it
was awful.
Speaker 10 (01:06:49):
It's always somebody else.
Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Well you know what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
It's when they upgrade the lines because we have so
many lines in here, like they don't consider like radio
and broadcast. So you know, we just had to get
the heap and help.
Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
And it's it's always somebody else who do you think
we are to fix it Alexander Graham Bell? I mean,
what do you want us to do here?
Speaker 10 (01:07:09):
Dave?
Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Do you know his phone.
Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Number was one?
Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
So?
Speaker 10 (01:07:13):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Do you know Alexander Graham Bell's phone number was one? Yeah?
I'm just saying anyway, what did.
Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
You call it? Sounds like you need your phone sex?
What's up?
Speaker 12 (01:07:27):
Dave?
Speaker 10 (01:07:28):
You guys were talking about sullen Burgers just a second ago. Yeah,
you know the biggest reason he pulled that off.
Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Because he landed on thet I have no idea. I
have no idea.
Speaker 10 (01:07:41):
No, he actually flew gliders.
Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Oh so he knew how to get it.
Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Oh wait, so you're telling me had he not flown gliders,
everybody would have died.
Speaker 10 (01:07:54):
I could have been a chance. You know, he used
a lot of the principals from flying to glider.
Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Yeah, but does somebody like Sulley Sollburger? What do you
think are the dark things in his closet? Nobody knows about?
Speaker 10 (01:08:10):
Man, I don't care if there are not.
Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
If you were on that plane, you can't card last.
You're cared last, just as long monkey meat or not.
Speaker 10 (01:08:20):
That that's a he's got a good book. Read it sometimes.
Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
What's we're fat? We're fat guys. We don't read. We're fat.
Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
We don't read, Dave, we don't believe in reading. You know,
fats can't read too well.
Speaker 10 (01:08:32):
I'm fat. I read.
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
There's one. There's one morning. All right, Dave, We love you, brother.
Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Make sure you call all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
We got the phone's back.
Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Okay, all right, all right, take it easy. We found
a fat reader. We figured out Sully Sullenberger was a glider.
We figured out that spirits going back because they fly
in the hurricanes and people pass on. And we found
out that Dave had a heat been helping a Porto rican.
Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Fine, well, what a day for us?
Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
Huh call us text us and you're really creative.
Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Both the Mountain Talking text line A two eight two
four oh one oh five nine.
Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
That's a two eight two four oh one nine.
Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Nine Mountain Nashville's classic rock, The Rizzo and Jeff Show.
And uh is chicken worth a fight?
Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Chickens worth a fight? It depends on the chicken, uh
that you're fighting over. So like if I say breast, no,
I'm not going to take you out for a chicken breast.
The breast. Uh, contend to dry out. The thigh is
where it's at thigh. The thighs where it's at on
the bone. Everybody knows that. You you know you you
go to the kernel, uh and you get the thighs. No,
(01:09:49):
the thigh it's the best flavor. Uh, you know, just
the right amount of meat for the yap. Yeah, you
always go thighs, so breast. I'm not taking you out
for a breath.
Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
Okay, maybe if I what about a chicken and wing?
I'll fight you'll fight me for a wing. How about
a nugget?
Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Uh? No, I know you're a big nugget guy. Which
ones do you like? The banquet? Pieces of rabbets? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Six pieces, delicious dres and yellow mustard babe.
Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Yeah, no, I'm not going to do that, but uh,
you know a tender. I'd rough you up for a
chicken ten tender. I might take you out of the
knees for a tender at the knees, depending on you
know the size of the tender.
Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Well see okay, well these are heap and help and tenders.
It's interesting you brought up you know it.
Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Really well, I'm coming for you. You're not ice skating
at the Olympics. I'm taking it.
Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
You're getting it, Nancy, because I got to tell you Carnival.
Uh well, the cruise that they had a cruise, and
what happened at the cruise.
Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
They don't play any more rap music on those cruises.
Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
No they don't. They don't. It's just strictly classic rock.
So you know you might hear our show on a
carnival cruise.
Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Maybe this is what caused this hoop lop.
Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
So this carnival cruise runs out of chicken tenders. Now,
I I'm not gonna fight you for to me, it's
too much meat. It's too much chicken, not enough breading,
it's too thick. I got too much chicken.
Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
In my mouth. I have stringed meat. Okay, don't you've
been stringing meat. You've been drinking all day on the
carnival cruise. Okay, you're drinking pop Off vodka and Bankers Club. Okay, boy,
it is free right and your and your threat and
they they they even know it's a carnival cruise. They
sell Oldie eight hundred liquor beer. So that's that's what
(01:11:43):
you're drinking on there. Have you seen some of the
videos I have so uh so. Yeah, so you know,
look when it comes to having the chicken tenders on there,
I mean, come on, that's a prize at the end
of the day.
Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Well, maybe they had a few Mad Dog twenty twenties
too many.
Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Those boat You know what really hurt those locos.
Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
They were the worst when they had the touring in them.
I don't know what touring is, but.
Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
By god, I had a few of those in my twenties,
and yeah, that was That's not the same that made
South Beach in Miami quite the experience.
Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
I bet you, I bet you did. So here is
kind of what happened. This is kind of a news
story about it, but then well not a news story.
It was on the news. And then that you're going
to hear this guy's viral video, and of course it's
this proper englishman saying.
Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Oh, I never cruise. Shut up, shut up.
Speaker 19 (01:12:35):
People rave about cruises, but I've always been put off
by the thought of being trapped on a boat with
people that I might not like. And I would have
hated to have been trapped on this carnival cruise. As
it came back into Miami, where a massive brawl broke
out on the ship, and you never believe what it
was about chicken tenders.
Speaker 9 (01:12:52):
Look, oh, Jef, this is violent, Jeff.
Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
They are.
Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
They are beating each other with with with plates, chair,
they're throwing chair, threwing chairs, are ripping each other's hair out,
They're banging each other's head against the wall.
Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
My head is this?
Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Someone is kicking this lady's throw.
Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
This is for chicken tenders.
Speaker 19 (01:13:24):
But oh my god, what should have had more chicken
and everything would have been sweet?
Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Shut up?
Speaker 8 (01:13:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
So here's the thing what causes such mayhem? What is
it about the chicken finger?
Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Well, the tenders must have been absolutely the talk of
the town. So you probably started by hanging out, you know,
by the pool, and then you just had maybe like uh,
you know, like two or three for like lunch, right,
and then you said, my god, I just put this
tender in my gullet. And then somebody just said, hey,
(01:14:02):
guess what it's all you can eat buffet. I'm assuming
is that what it is? I don't well, I don't
go on the cruises. I don't go on cruises either.
But the one I did go on, my dad took
me on when I was a kid. I remember being excited.
I was a little fat kid about all you can
eat ice cream, all you can eat. Oh, it was
(01:14:22):
all you can eat ice cream? Okay, all you can
eat pizza. And I remember that we got hustled in
a taxi and they took us from the port and
we had my dad had to fight the guy to
get him, like, to have him turn around. Yeah, he
pushed us in a taxi and then started driving me
and my dad was bouncing him in the head so
that that we would get out.
Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
He made him pull over.
Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
Now, mind you see when you read more into this,
this was at two am when all this happened, So
everybody was drunk. So everybody was completely wasted. And they're
trying to they're asking where the security is. Well, guess what.
Let them just go taking themselves out.
Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
Of here is the one thing that I think that
I'm going to give them fault.
Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
Here.
Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
There was one security guard on duty. This was uh
and his name is in the news story.
Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Uh it was.
Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
William Graves. But he was a five foot four Asian man.
And and I have to tell you, I'm seeing the
video now I think he gonna do it. Well, I
gotta tell you, I don't mean any disrespect, but a
five foot four Asian man is not going to stop
a mob. He just walks away. He says, I'm not
(01:15:33):
dealing with this.
Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Yeah. Yeah, he had the thing on his shoulder and
he just said.
Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
He said, not dealing with it, and he walked away.
Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
He said, I'm at it there. If you want to
kill yourselves over chicken ten ors or two in the morning,
then go right ahead. But I gotta tell you it's.
Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
It's it's uh, it's pretty, it's it's tough. I mean, look,
maybe if they were to hire people like Terry Crews,
you know, or that the.
Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Cruise, Why because it's last name is Cruise.
Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
No, because he's got beautiful pectorals and was the because
because of his pectorrels. He's Beefy the rock Beefy. I'm
thinking of beefy, beefy dudes, bad dudes that day a
beefy dance. No, I'm thinking of Danny Trey. I'm thinkin
(01:16:22):
I'm thinking they got dropped at a at a local parade.
I'm thinking of a man or multiple men who could
take these people down. Terry Crews, the rock Stone called
Steve Awst.
Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
You know, just stunning people. You know, they were just wrestlers.
Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Mcfoley, mckfol mankind mankind socoat.
Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
These guys weren't real fighters. They were wrestlers. Okay, what
about what's his name, the bald guy. I'll okay. Orton's
a big boy. I'll tell you. Solve the problem. The
door opens, it's broccolized.
Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
Nerve.
Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
The party's over for everybody, okay.
Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Text a message to Rizzo and Jeff Now on the
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Whoa can you take care of business?
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You're laying in bed. Oh boy, your clock radio, Oh boy,
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oh five nine the mountain or your rap and then
something just starts happening in your legs. They jiggle and
you say to yourself, oh my god, am I having
a stroke? You're not having a stroke because in the
background there's a little band called Bachman Turner Overdrive, and
(00:35):
your legs are moving without your knowing it. That's what
happens to me every morning, okay, with my clock radio.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Clock radio, just every time you wake up, Bachman Turner
just it's just set.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's listen result. It's either on the radio or in
my head. But it doesn't matter. You're like, ETO gets
me moving in the morning.
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Oh wow, Well you know it gets me moving in
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Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah.
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Yeah, we'll talk about what he was taking.
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Yeah, well we'll talk about that too a little bit later. Uh,
you know, unless it's a Walter Matthil flick that'll wake
me up.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, his legs aren't moving much where he's at.
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It is one A five nine in Mount Nashville's classic
rock The Rizzo and the Jeff Show. And I got
to tell you something. Your legs are wiggling and jaggling.
But now it's time to get to work. It's time
to get to Opening audio. The the thing that really
gets your gears of grinding in the morn. Yeah, yeah,
we're grinding in the morning. We are grinding. And speaking
(02:07):
of grinding, you know, you gotta stick around. We got
Rosie O'Donnell. She's got another Rosie ramble. We haven't done
that in a while.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
She was all over the place. Well you know, well
the reasoning behind it, and I think it's so important.
Why we checked in on Rosie today is because Eric
Menendez got denied. Yeah, Parol, so he's in. But Eric
was a problem child, the apple of our eye, all right, See,
I thought it was Eric, all right, all right, listen,
it's not an all right. The pearl of her clam
(02:40):
is Lyle, and Lyle has a chance today to possibly
get paroled. I bet you Lyle gets out. Eric is
in no all because of the Rosie influence. We'll find
out today.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
And you know what, I went to see if she
made a video because I thought she had the hots
for Eric. Now she didn't, so she didn't make a video.
So we're gonna learn about her hat all kinds of stuff. Yeah,
but anyway, before we learn about our boy at pearl
and her pearl. Yeah, it's time for opening audio.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
It's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo and
Jeff Show, A fun funny way to start your day
on one five nine the Mountain.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
We're out starting picking on the beach here and one
of the guys I've got fit in the lake. If
you have a friend that's mauled by an animal, be
it a shark, a bear, an alligator. Last week, sixty
seven year old woman eating Uh you know, she was like,
I don't have much time. Uh you don't make it
(03:39):
a challenge to go back out and get the shark right?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, you know what I mean? No, is that is
that wrong with me to say?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I think it's right up the alley of the alley
when it comes to dealing with sharks.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, well he wants to quote unquote get back out
there and show him what's what you're gonna show them?
He leaves them a thread at the end here.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Okay, either way, we have a turn to get on
his leg.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
He's got a cow on the bleeding.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
We were taking the hook and we just finished taking
the hook out of his mouth. We're gonna go release him,
and the shark just turned and and bit me. I'd
go back today if I can leave. It happened sometimes
luckily he only took a little bit of me. I'm
one of the fortunate ones, and I'm a shark bike victim.
A lot of good stories now.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
And for the short day.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
He has a message see you next time.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
WHOA wait a minute, that's not that's just not any
average talk.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
All right, that's that's I mean, I'll see you next time. Yeah,
he's used that one before. Huh, I'll see you next time.
Huh does he do the did the shoot him a gab?
Is that the point guns that see you next time?
He doesn't, and he doesn't come up with him, he
pulls him out of the holster.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Time for opening audio here on the Rizzo and Jeff Show.
A fun funny way to start your day on one
five nine the Mountain.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
All right, uh, second up, I thought this was an
interesting little tidbit. I'd like your opinion.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
How to get rid of a hangover?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
In thirty seven, what's going on is this woman is
dipping her head in a bowl of ice. Yeah forgetting
horrible hangover?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Hold on.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Amazing?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
What so?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
She says, she feels amazing. She says it's the greatest
cure for a hangover. It's gone viral. People are saying
it works. Your thoughts, No, no, no, maybe if you're
like twenty two. I remember being to like in your
twenties or late twenties, and you would just you would
You could do it like five nights a week and
it was nothing. You'd wake up the next day, go
(06:01):
to work, go to school, whatever it is. And now
it's a week long process, you know, Yeah, it becomes crippling.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, those days are way long behind most of us. Yeses,
So all right.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Well I just you know, and didn't know if you'd
go now, so no facing.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
The No, I've tried it all, trust me. Okay, it's
time for opening audio.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Here on the Rizzuo and Jeff show a fun, funny
way to start your day.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
One nine the Mountain And.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Finally, there's a bear in the house.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I say, Now, when someone says there's a bear in
the house, what is your instinct?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I would go lock myself in a room so the
bear doesn't get me.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Well, the bear can knock down the door, site put in.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Front of it, or get out of the house if
you can.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I mean, well, the bear
the door was at the front by where the bear was.
Because the bear walks in and we're going to talk
about another bear, really ornery bear that liked strawberry ice
cream a little bit. But this bear was just a
hungry monster. So he opened the door with this pall
he goes into the fridge, helps himself, eats, then goes
(07:11):
into the freezer, helps himself, eats, goes up to the plates,
sniffs around, goes up to the snack bars, sniffs around.
And then these people just sit here and instead of
literally doing anything hiding, they finally do call the cops,
just sit there and film. And this is why ladies
(07:32):
and gentlemen, what is it, Jenn Alpha, Yeah, that's why
they're not gonna make it. Okay, I'm sorry to say
everyone you say the millennials are bad, let me tell
you the phone down millennial doesn't need his phone or
her phone twenty four to seven and to make a
TikTok Okay, these people are gonna get eaten by a
(07:53):
frigging bear.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Right, there's a bear in the house. Alissa, stay upstairs.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Now they're streaming for mom.
Speaker 10 (08:16):
Wash them.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
Open the door, just open it, just open.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I'm watching back here you go. So he's running next
to the bear.
Speaker 11 (08:24):
He's huge, he's huge, he's up, he's up on the thing.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh my god, you know how fast they are?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
In what second?
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Closed?
Speaker 8 (08:38):
It just opens. You can't tout the cars, it can't
toust the cars.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
It's a bear in our house.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
So in essence, what happened, Jeff is, uh, this bear
is about they estimate eight to nine feet about.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
When that thing stood. When it stood up tall in
the in the video, it was ridiculous. It was, yeah
than the fridge. Bit way taller than the fridge. Yeah,
way taller. Yeah, and uh, but they're just within I
don't know, two feet, just because they have to get
the video of it on their phone.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Right, you're it's looking for food. It was in the.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Fridge, and you're willing to die.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Get off the video, okay, and try and let it
work its way back out from the way that it
came in.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, you know, if there's with you know what you
called for Mommy, go back with mommy, Right, everyone goes
sit with mom.
Speaker 10 (09:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
You're telling the kids. You're telling the kids, what about you?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
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Speaker 2 (10:12):
The mount James, what's going on? My friend? How you doing?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Dude? I don't know why these millennials didn't get an
I can samn air horn or something.
Speaker 10 (10:22):
Okay, take that bay out?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
May I please correct you, sir? As a millennial. Millennials
are born between nineteen eighty and nineteen, like ninety two
or ninety three.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
It's like eighty one.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Okay, So it's so now we're in our thirties and
for late thirties, early forties, it's these generation Alpha kids
okay who sit there with the air horn that were
born in like two thousand and twelve.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
No, they didn't use the air horn. They just said
get out of here please, and they were they wanted
the viral video and they were like get mom, goot mom,
like they're literally all within a you know, a foot
of the bear with their cat, with their phones out
taking video instead of worrying about saving their lives.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I mean, you need to get something and get the
bear out. I mean, and if it's not wanting to
get out, and then get out of the house. I mean,
first try to get your shovel, get your back, get
your damn tear or something. Yeah, well you gotta get.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You know what I was thinking this get it out
or uh you know there's a bear who loves strawberry
ice cream. Uh, you know, I'd get some strawberry ice cream.
Let it just eat itself.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I'll eat what it wants and then eventually it'll leave.
Speaker 10 (11:36):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You just let it tell it doesn't want to deal
with you, you know.
Speaker 10 (11:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
But I mean if you get if you make them
enough boys, you know it and they're going say the
same hill with with this and go on right.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Wow, simple thing to do.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
You turn on one oh five nine in the mountain
in the mornings, put our show on. The bears out
of there, Yeah, split quicking, it'll be out.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (11:59):
In California, Sheriff's office shared photos of a bear that
broke into an ice cream parlor and helped itself to
some strawberry ice cream behind the counter. The El Dorado
County Sheriff's Office set on social media that deputies were
summoned early Sunday morning to the ice cream shop at
Camp Richardson in South Lake Tahoe. The deputies could barely
believe their eyes as they saw a large bear behind
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the counter of the shop, the post said. The Sheriff's
office said the bear, which only showed interest in the
strawberry ice cream, left the shop with some encouragement from deputies. Thankfully, Fuzzy,
the bear caused barely any property damage and there was
barely any cleanup.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Okay, and again and wait, I appreciate John for calling.
But James, James, I'm sorry, I say forgot forget already.
It's my brain. It's early. Did they just name the
bear fuzzy?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
You can't just go name something fuzzy. Let me get
out of the gate. Here's a thing you can't go fuzzy.
And there's a couple reasons why. If your name is Helen, Okay,
you know that the nickname for Helen is fuzzy, right,
And you know I'll be honest with you when you
(13:12):
nickname something fuzzy.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You're making a statement. I knew a woman. I don't
know if she's a lie or dad, but her name
was Fuzzy Gallo, and Fuzzy Gallo she was well, she
was something.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Tell us more about Fuzzy Gallow.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Fuzzy Gallow. Well, here's the thing. Fuzzy Gallow always had
a perm but she always had a short skirt. Fuzzy
Gallo always made sure that she treated her men right.
And you'll say, what do you mean by men? Well,
Fuzzy was cheated on by her husband, Joe at the
(13:56):
ripe old age of seventy.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Joe stepped out on short skirt, Fuzzy.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Joe stepped out on short skirt, long jacket. Fuzzy.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Uh uh.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Fuzzy initially didn't take it.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Well.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
She called my grandmother, God rest her soul, love you, Mamma.
You mission.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah, uh, but.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Uh, Fuzzy said, you know what, I'm taking it to
the streets. Fuzzy took it to the streets. So Fuzzy said,
you know what, I Am going to be the woman
I've always wanted. I have been cooped up as a
married Fuzzy for fifty some years.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
So he steps out and Fuzzy says, you know what
I'm about to show my fuzzy everybody.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Oh, and it was a fuzzy fuzzy And let me
tell you something, A two eight two four h one
oh five nine the phones work. Has anyone that is
listening at this exact moment ever met anyone named fuzzy.
And conversely, you meet a woman named fuzzy, you're going
home because I will tell you, do you know, I'll
(15:02):
never she I was at my grandmam's house one day.
It was me, her and my uncle Sam, and there's
a call and my grandmom goes, oh, it's Fuzzy. And
I'm like, okay, all right, all right, going answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
She's like hello Fuzzy.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
And then Fuzzy's like you gotta help me, Irene, and
and I'm like, what's happening to her? My my Grandmom's like,
you know, like like getting like freaked out, and she's
she's like, apparently there's three minute fuzzy store. Oh so
Fuzzy had lined up fuzzy triples scheduled, Okay, a fuzzy session.
(15:42):
So so, Fuzzy in our family has become synonymous with
fuzzy and Fuzzy Ganello.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Listen. If you're going to offer up the Fuzzy, you
have to have a spreadsheet and you cant you got
to learn Excel. You need to have a spreadsheet. Yeah,
and you have to have them all timed out, Fuzzy.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
And Fuzzy did to take a break. It was Sunday
to Sunday, man, not even for the Lord's Day? Did
Fuzzy take a break?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Did you let all three in?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Or at the end of the day, momm had to
go because uh the door opened and uh all three
all three walked in.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah, all right, Fuzzy, they were safe. My kind of lady.
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Speaker 2 (17:18):
In a blow to their bid for freedom, the first
parole hearing for the Menendez brothers, it didn't go well.
Eric Menendez was denied parole after thirty six years behind bars.
In his parole hearing yesterday, the par board commissioner said,
while we give great weight to youth defender factors, your
(17:40):
continue willingness to commit crimes and violate prison rules was
the determining factor in rejecting the parole request, he said.
He went on to say, based on the legal standards,
we find that you continue to pose as an unreasonable
risk risk to public safety. So that didn't happen for
(18:01):
Eric Menendez. Now, mind you this today we will find
out about Lyle Menendez. And Lyle Menendez, if you don't know,
that is the apple of Rosie O'Donnell's eye. She has
she has filmed, you know, formed a bond and a
connection with Lyle Menendez. H So you know, you could
(18:22):
say that, you know, look, Lyle is the pearl of
her clam it, you know. So you know, so Lyle
I believe. And it seems that Erica was just a
troublemaker in prison. I think he was dealing drugs while
he was in there. You would get the drugs and
give him out to other prisoners. I think that we
might today with the weight of Rosie, you know, figure
(18:48):
it be able to get Lyle Menendez out if Lyle
gets out today, if he gets paroled, not that he's
out today, but if he gets paroled, it's because of Rosie,
no doubt about it.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I know she went for a few conjugals, and I
got to tell you that poor boy's been through a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
What if they sit him down and he says, look,
I've had eleven I've had eleven Rosie conjugles, all right,
and I just need your help, right, and then the
need and then I need to be sent free, And
then Parole Board Commissioner Robert Barton will stand up, he
will open the exit door, and he will say, Lyle,
(19:31):
we apologized. We didn't know. Yeah, we didn't know this
was happening, we just didn't know, so Lyle, Uh, you're
free to go.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Now are we still doing this? The JNN is on
your radio now Mountains.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Right as we get closer to the anniversary of Helene,
we're starting to see a few milestones, one of them
being that an important fourteen mile stretch of the Blue
Ridge Parkway in Ashville that goes to Mount Pisgah could
open just in time. I'm for the end of summer. Okay,
So you know there were see the Recreu Singe mowing grass,
(20:08):
spraying grass seed up and down the stretch. It's currently
closed the entrance near the arbitorium, but there it's looking
like within maybe the next couple of days that it's
going to happen. So yeah, so we'll be able to
see that. So it's something, right. I mean it took
that long, which is cool.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I mean it took they got what was it forty
done to Tennessee pretty quickly. They got the water as
best they could. I mean it took about, if we're
being honest, like to be clear, clear, clear, clear, like
six months, but they did so much work. I mean
it is I mean, like you said, you like just
past the arboretum and you you know, I mean you'll
(20:49):
be able to. It's starting to feel like it's getting
back to normal. It's starting to feel like everyone's new
school year, new you know, foot all season new, knew everything.
And I feel like, I don't know, maybe it's me.
I just feel like fall is like the reset. That's
where you hit the reset. New year, new football season,
(21:10):
knew everything.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Well yeah, new Menendez So yeah, So that's what they're
saying right there by the arboretum. So look, I guess
what'll happen, and they probably want it ready and going
for the fall leaves change, the whole deal happening there soeah.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
And you know they tourism dollars. Yeah you know we
need them, Yes, yes we do.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
We've asked them to stop, but they just keep making
it worse. Jeff News that worked or as you might not,
the JNN is on your radio, Montain.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
The new report is coming out when it comes to
the death of Hulk Hogan and now the people are
claiming that hal Cogan may have died of medical malpractice.
Uh and occupational therapist who was with haw Cogan when
he passed back on the twenty fourth of July. Uh
told this to the police down there in Clearwater far So,
(22:02):
he said. Individual alleged that a surgeon had severed his
free nick nerve during an operation. So when he a
p h R E N. I see. So the the
nerve controls the diaphragm, the muscle primarily of course responsible
for breathing. So they're saying that during the surgery, uh,
(22:25):
that that they severed the nerve there and that's kind
of what caused it. So it was a postophect to death, uh,
they they claimed. TMZ says this that he did not
clench his chest when he was believed to going into
cardiac arrests, but instead just simply stopped breathing altogether. So
it's not like he said, oh you know out, Yeah,
(22:45):
he just stopped. He stopped breathing altogether.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
And if he stopped breathing, I mean, if that your
diaphragm helped you, you know, right? So I know, how
do you how do you prove that though they can autopsy?
I guess, I mean, you know, not that the Holka
maniac family needs money, but I mean, I don't know,
(23:10):
I'm gonna you could get hundreds of millions of die
he already got Gaulker. So if you can get uh
that proven, they could they could be billionaires.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
The the daughter's been the one claiming this. So she
didn't get any of the inheritance.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
So now I think that she she's gonna go for
the lawsuit. Now see this is all being said. You're
talking about Brooke Brook. Brooke got no inheritance and she
didn't want it. Oh, she didn't want the inheritance. So
I wonder if she instead of not wanting the inheritance,
she turns around and she goes and does this on
behalf of her father and tries to get him for
medical malpractice and then boom, yeah yeah, but what would
(23:50):
her inheritance have been like? It would have been like
a hundred million.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I don't know if he had that much, but he had.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
They found he had the beer, he had the uh
you know a lot of wrestling money. We also put
his merchandise.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Well keep having Well, he owns the rights to everything,
hal Cogan. That's what I'm saying. They gave it to him.
So anything they had to do with haw Cogan, she
would be getting a track, any sale, anything, she would
get it. But she didn't a day yeah, so she
get that the sun got it, and I guess the
wife that he was with for a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
So oh yeah, lucky. I mean, you know, lucky them
as far as that. But I I, I don't know.
I think this is Brookes way of you know, trying
to get money. I do, you know, just take the inheritance.
But you said no, I'm gonna go mouth, I'm.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Gonna do it on my own.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I'm gonna get the inheritance.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
On my own.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Call us text us and you're really creative.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Both the mountain talking text line A two eight two
four oh one oh five nine. That's a two eight
two four oh one o five nine one mountain.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
It is one of five nine to mounta Nashville's Clasic
rock Arizion and Jeff show so much to get to today, Hey,
monkey meat, old people, uh you know, fat readers and
a hurricane with spirit airlines. But Jeff brought up something
so his only apropol if we do it now, Jeff,
you brought up the Menendez brothers and uh, well Eric
(25:17):
and how he was not eligible for parole because he
was you know, like the Danny Zuko of prison. He was,
he was mad, he was cool. Yeah, well right, well
look he was he was in there.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Eric was selling the drugs. He was a problem child
in prison. Uh, and he was a mess. So when
it came down yesterday to him getting paroled, they told
him one of the main reasons is because of how
you acted in jail. Now I'm not sure if Lyle
has acted the same way, but if he has, if
(25:53):
he has not, he is, you know, the apple of
Rosie O'Donnell's eye, the only man that he really has
ever really had a strong feelings for periods periods so
blank and the story, Yeah, that's the story ends quick.
It's a cliff note.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
It's a cliff note.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
So right, So I I think that he if she
has any weight, and uh, she's got a lot of
mist He's got a lot of weight, that it's possible
that he could be getting out of uh, he could
get paroled today and possibly could be getting out and
waiting for him, you know, is uh, you know for
a flight to Ireland. That potato, that big potato, big potato,
(26:36):
is that spud is going to be Maybe that's this
gets her to move back to the States.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Well, this is the thing. We know that she's had
conjugals with Lyle, and we even said if he told
the probation officer that he had to endure eleven conjugals.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
With Rosie, eleven folks.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Elevens, that they'd give them the keys and let him
leave that day. Now, I went to Rosie's uh TikTok
because Rosie uh usually posts about the news and the
happenings of the day. So I was like, there's got
to be something about the mentees because I thought she
liked Eric, and you were like, no, no.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
No, no, it's Lyle, It's Lyle. How do you not
know which menendez Rosie wants to lay it up with?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Well, because I you know, I just I want to
lay it up with the Rosie too, So I just
get tell us, okay.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Let you're a lady. Hear that. I think she's I got.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
About five minutes. So anyway, I figured we'd do uh
an addition of a Rosie Rambles And if you're newer
to the show, Rosie Rambles is just what it sounds like.
It's where Rosie O'donald Rambles on TikTok and we get
her thoughts about the happenings of the day. You're gonna
learn about hats. You're gonna learn about, uh, you know
(28:03):
how she feels she's being impersonated online. You're gonna feel
how she feels about fat people. And she admits to
something here that's pretty big.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
H You're gonna see a lot of her if if
Lyle gets out, if he gets paroled, You're gonna see
a lot about Rosie coming up in the next couple
of weeks.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Oh, you are going to see, You're gonna hear, You're
gonna smell all your senses. So anyway, Rosie rambles is
just what it is. And she often says hold please
in the middle of or at the end of a thought.
So here here's her ramble about what we thought was
the Menandez Brothers but was not.
Speaker 11 (28:44):
Well, Hey, everybody, it's me Shaka Khan feel I think
I love you.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Insult Shaka Khan.
Speaker 11 (28:53):
Your day old day, as Manana would say. And it
is the first day of secondary school for Clay.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
Oh, very sighting day.
Speaker 11 (29:02):
And my friend Suebie Sube, that is Clay's best friend.
Penny's mom got some great pictures that I put up.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
The Pennies would not.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
They would not let me take their picture Clay.
Speaker 11 (29:16):
This morning, I got one and they're not smiling and
it looks like they're being tortured. So when I take
out my camera now it's like no, but someone else
taking pictures they allow.
Speaker 8 (29:29):
Teenage yeers are going to be fun, please?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
First off, was that what he woodpecker?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
How was that?
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Wait?
Speaker 8 (29:38):
Wait wait wait wait teenage yeers are going to be fun?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
What was that the I don't think she was going
for that, but it just seemed to happen.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I haven't heard her woodpecker in a while. No, NOI
Oh my goodness. All right, So then she breaks her
stream of thought. She says, hold please, right, and then
you know she wants to let you know about you know,
impersonations and things that she's got going on in her mind.
Speaker 8 (30:12):
It's hard to watch it.
Speaker 11 (30:14):
It's hard to watch the trainers being so mean to
obese people. It's hard to watch now that I've been
on Munjaro and I don't have the food cravings that
I did, and to know that it's not necessarily these
people's fault. For years, we carried shame and guilt, and
you get this medication and you feel like a different person.
(30:35):
Food doesn't have the control over you that it used to,
and that is freedom, ladies and gentlemen. So I'm grateful
for Manjaro.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Oh please, okay, okay, alright.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
So she just admitted right to A being part of
the fat community, B having food cravings, and c taking
weight loss drugs. So she does not prescribed.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
So she took the cheap way out. She took the
cheap way out, which medicine. She can afford it though,
so for her it's an easy purchase, not a big deal.
She gets six grand a pen for Rosi o'donald, that's nothing.
A pen is a week, that's so what she's a
multi millionaire.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Month throw maybe maybe so Rosie. Okay, so she's on
Monjaro clays in school. That's good to know.
Speaker 11 (31:27):
Don't believe anyone who says that there may dming you
on my private account.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
I don't have a private account.
Speaker 11 (31:34):
If I ever do DM anyone, I say, hi, it's
Rosy o' donald.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Oh good, But if I donald, look.
Speaker 8 (31:40):
For the blue check.
Speaker 11 (31:41):
And thanks for everyone who reports these people. And uh,
I don't know why people want to do that. I
don't know why it's strange to me.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Nobody's making a fake.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
I was just gonna say nobody profiles and then messaging
other people saying, hey.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
It's.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
You know, it is a believable lie. Like you know
how they catfish like lonely men and women. You could
be a lonely man, well woman, okay, and then you
could be older, and you know, you could believe that's
a believable celebrity that might DM you because they're you know, horny.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Okay. So so somebody messages Rosie messages you even if
you're a lesbian woman, because she's horny and you're going
to engage, You're going to I got to be honest.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
I believe you and gag.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Listen, listen, I gotta be honest with you, be honest,
all right. I don't even think the lesbian community is
falling for anything like that. Okay, I can't speak I
can't speak for them. But if I had to take
a wild.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Gay two eight two for a one oh five nine,
I'd love to know thirty thousand foot view here.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Just just taking a guess, probably not going to take
to our advances. And if I'm wrong, well, I'll smack
me and call me Sally, I, I gotta tell you,
all right.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
So the final thing that Rosie wants you to know
is she's been hat shopping and h she loves a
good hat. She doesn't like jackets. Okay, she loves a
vest all right. She loves gloves, but only if she
(33:27):
can text and make videos.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
He texted and said, why are you all punishing us
with Rosie? What did we do to you? Hang on,
We're not done yet. This is almost over. Okay, you
do what we do to you.
Speaker 11 (33:40):
Today when I walked them to school. Hold on, today,
I had to wear a hat when I walked them.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Who care?
Speaker 11 (33:51):
And I just ordered some scarves. And you know, I
don't really like jackets. I like vest down vest them,
but like a lumber case.
Speaker 8 (34:02):
In my head, in my hands, so covering it.
Speaker 11 (34:05):
Went online and bought one and some scarves, and and
some gloves with the touch screens that you can still
use your phone if you have to.
Speaker 8 (34:14):
Yeah, Winter's coming. Winter's coming.
Speaker 11 (34:18):
The weather here, though, it's been remarkably wonderful, even though
everyone said the worst part about moving to Ireland would
be the weather. But it hasn't been winter. I don't
know what to tell you about that. Okay, okay, So
that's all I got for Okay.
Speaker 8 (34:35):
I hope you're all right. We're good where you are.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Okay, and.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
You hold on okay, all right, we're gonna hold on Phillips. Hey, listen,
we're fine over here.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Okay, everything's kind of all right, all right, we're doing good.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
All right. Go wear your.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Irish vests then your hat.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
By the way, the phones are dead dead, silent phones
still work.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Rosie up.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
Connect with us on the Mountain talking text line at
a two eight two four.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
That's a two eight two four nine.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Here's a one o five nine of Mountain, Nashville's classic
rock The Rizzo and Jeff Show. Sorry it didn't mean
in rubb blu, Yes I did.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Here's the situation, Uh, I understand fats right, Like we
talk about big backs a lot too. We are yeah, yeah,
and that the extreme, but we're right. I mean, I
would say we're somewhere between. I wouldn't say bogic loop.
You gotta be a real hunk up junk to be
(35:41):
a bodgia. Yeah, like when you're a bodge of galop.
That is somebody that will when you go down the
chip aisle, you get the dip that is just in
the canister sitting there in front of the chips, right
and don't even go to the refrigerated section to get
yourself dipped the cold dip.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
You get the dip that's sitting right there.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
That's a bodge of Yeah, they take their finger and
they eat it that way. That's a body. So you know,
a big bag is more of just a rotund and
coming up. Uh you know, how long would you wait
if like a new chain, a new whether it's a Costco,
(36:21):
whether it's an in and oupper or a BUCkies because
uh you know, uh, you know, we posted that we
heard about a Bucky's coming, although I don't think that's happening. Man,
how long would you wait at a fast food establishment
to get your food?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Listen, I've seen it literally where I'm from a Roy
Rogers open believe that Roy Rogers Rea.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
I love the roast beef and pickle place.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
There were people were waiting for eight hours.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Is there still still? It's still there, But a couple
of months ago you would you have done eight out?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
No, I'll wait two weeks and then when nobody's there
as well, I'll go So yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Oh my God, I would give anything for Roy Rogers
right now.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
And you always think that, See, we live on nostalgia,
and then you eat it and you're upset. Like when
I went to Orlando, they had pond they had Ponderosa.
I went into Ponderosa ate there, and I'll tell you
it wasn't the same it was in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, okay, all right, listen, eight A two, four oh
one oh five nine. I mean, how large do you
have to be to wait fourteen hours for uh, you know,
a food store to open or what is your time
limit on waiting for a food store?
Speaker 2 (37:45):
So you're outside waiting.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
You're outside waiting. Now, here's the thing. People will wait
at Chick fil a. I guess to get free chicken
for a year, which is one sandwich.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yeah, dress away cow. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
It's one chicken sandwich per week for fifty two weeks.
It's stupid. It's not a year's worth of chicken. And second,
you know, like you said, eight hours are the Roy Rogers.
I'm doing the eight hours at.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Roy's fourteen hours for something I don't know. Three seventy
five and up. Have to be, have to be really
have to be and you got to chair the whole deal.
You're prepared for this. You knew that was going to
open for forever, and that's why it took so long.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
So all right, listen, we'll talk about it. Eight to eight,
two four oh one oh five nine. I gotta talk
to my big bags out there. How long would you
wait for your food a new restaurant in town? How
long would you wait for a restaurant or for a
fast food establishment that you want to come to town?
(38:42):
Twenty five ninety Mounta, Nashville's classic rock The Arizon and
Jeff Show and Jeff In and Out Burger recently came
to a town and people waited fourteen hours. I have
fourteen hours for in and Out, dude. And let me
be honest with you. In and Out Burger is like
Crystal Burger. It's not that good to.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Say I've had it. In La. You get the you
get the double double animal style with fries. So the
double double is, uh.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
The double animal with fright right in an out Burger.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
I had it, and when I went to La, it's uh,
it's it's like two it's two of everything, two patties,
two cheese, lettuce, tomato, and then to spread the pickles,
and then animal style. It's like you add onions and
and your favorite mustard, uh too, and then you get
the fries and everything. So yeah, double double animal style
is how you order in and out if it ever
(39:36):
comes to town.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Well, I mean is there, like, would you want it
in and out here?
Speaker 5 (39:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:42):
In and out it's not bad, and out's pretty good.
But you know everything, wait fourteen hours. I like cook
I bet you cook out. It's ten times better. It's
to be like I love going to cook. Yeah, so
I think it's I think it's much better than in
and out.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
What about Chick fil A? I wouldn't wait, I twenty
four hours. I've seen now, I can't eat that much
Chick fil A. I'm with you. One chicken sandwich a
week is such a scam too. They say free food
for a year. That's not true.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Can I tell you the only reason that I went
to Chick fil a the other day? I got a
free sandwich in my rewards.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
So I got a free sandwich in my rewards. I
got an alert. So I said, you know what, this
is what I'll do, gone, I'll go to Chick fil
a I'll get a meal and then I get the
extra sandwich. The sandwich I can have for dinner. Right,
So I had Chick fil A for lunch and then
I had the sandwich for dinner. And how do you
heat it up?
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Well?
Speaker 2 (40:33):
And in the freezer. I had remembered that I had
Checker Rally fries. Oh, Chick fil A sandwich in the
microwave real fast for the heat up, and then boom,
I had two meals Chick fil A.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
That's a real fat move.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
No, it's that's a fat move.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
That's that's somebody who have a fat that's a fat day.
I had a fat that's a fat day. I had
a fat day. That's a guy who'd wait like this guy.
Speaker 13 (41:00):
One person in particular. I wanted to introduce you to Kevin. Now, Kevin,
you're the first person in line, and so tell me.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
How early did she get away?
Speaker 1 (41:09):
He he is talked to me, popping out of his
T shirt. And that's a five action. He's got a goatease,
got glasses all right, and his glasses are they stuck?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Are they on the side of his face? They never
come off, They never come off. A Halloween mask.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
And by the way, his his shirt says the wolf. Yeah, yes,
get up to be here.
Speaker 14 (41:33):
I got here about eight sixteen last night. And then
I mean I was actually technically the second person, but
the individual in front of me had to leave, so
I got first spot.
Speaker 13 (41:44):
Well, and how far did you drive to get here?
Speaker 14 (41:46):
I drove about two hours out of the Seattle Milton area.
And then my friend's gad, Captain Ron and Matt up
there in Seattle helped me get down here, and I
just kempt out in the van.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
He came down in the van.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Capdn't run. There's a lot going on here that I
didn't realize. We might have to go through this a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Wait, so he goes. So I'm so he doesn't have
the means to make it to the in and out.
He doesn't have the means, he doesn't have the money,
and he doesn't have a car. But he gets but
he gets to the friend's house. Then they give him
a van. But why you money to go down to
in and out?
Speaker 1 (42:24):
But why is he why is he sleeping with a
guy named Captain Ron? Who's Captain Ron?
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Well?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
You know, I mean, I'm not here.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
He's telling the news a lot of information.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
This is to be honest with you, if I'm going
tenting in the woods with a man, it would probably
be a Captain Ron. Yeah, you're you're right? Are you right?
Speaker 1 (42:44):
I backed it up a little bit A Right, here
we go.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
How far did you drive to get here?
Speaker 14 (42:47):
I drove about two hours out of the Seattle Milton area,
and then my friends gave Captain Ron and Matt up
there in Seattle helped me get down here, and I
just kempt out the van.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Now you clearly love in and out? What are you
planning to order?
Speaker 14 (43:00):
So I'm gonna get three double doubles, three fries, one
of them as an animal style with onions, the whole
nine yards. And then I'm gonna get an unsulted puppy
patty for my little guy.
Speaker 13 (43:10):
And we got to meet your little guy.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Let's see, Wait a minute, wait, you could get you
get the patties for your for your dog, but they
get too much salt, not good for the dog, so yeah,
you have to get them unsalted. But who But the
problem is is that they're all on the same damn grill.
So your dog is eating that, you know, Well.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
That's the thing, So what are you really saving your dog?
Speaker 2 (43:34):
From and you know, onions are terrible for your dog
could kill them because they can't digest them. So what
if it's cooked in like onions or somethings in it,
you know, it could really turn into a mess there.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Well, and again i'm I'm you know he's talking about
Captain Ron. This guy's popping out of his shirt. He's
got Pokemon cards. He's got a dog dressed with a
sweater that says, I love cookies. Okay, and what's his
dog saying? Had this is? This is just too fascinating?
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Take it?
Speaker 5 (44:03):
Hello, Hello Fred?
Speaker 7 (44:04):
What's his name?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Poe? We call mister po for short.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Oh my god, he's a he's like a fat guy
that reads.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
A horrible combination. Oh, he's a fat reader. No, you
just can't go together. No, no, you can't. You got
to pick one or the other.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
You can't be a fat reader.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
You are never going.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
To meet him, body, No, you'll never. It's very rare
to run into a fat guy that reads.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
And not only that, a fat guy that reads that's
getting that on the rag.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah, oh my god, this is happening. Is you got
a fat guy that reads? He's sleeping in a van
with Captain Ron, waiting for it, waiting for a double
cheeseburger with onions, three double three double doubles animal style,
and a puppy patty.
Speaker 13 (44:53):
So why is it important to you to come out
and get here this early?
Speaker 14 (44:57):
I've never I've never been doing in and out grand opening,
and I'm the only one in Washington State and now
born and raised Washingtonian. So I figured I'd call out
for work for once in a lifetime opportunity.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Okay, this to him, ladies and gentlemen, why did you
just wait like a month and just just go take
the dry and a lifetime opportunity? He called out of
his job, He doesn't have a car, he's sleeping with
Captain Ron. Okay, he likes Pokemon, he read, read, he reads,
and he's a fat. This guy's gonna have a real
(45:28):
tough go.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Oh my god, I I you know, I do not
want to look into his freezer and see what people
as he has frozen in there. I'll pass text.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
A message to Rizzo and Jeff now to a two
eight two four, Oh.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
To Rizzo and Jeff show. For those of you who
don't know that song, Peter Griffin's favorite song from H.
Van Halen nineteen eighty four. Wow, what a little factoid
for you there. Wow, what a big Who gives a crap?
Speaker 2 (46:03):
People give a crap? You know what?
Speaker 1 (46:06):
People give a crap about monkey meat. And I'm gonna
tell you something. Monkey meat has become somewhat of a
delicacy to people everywhere else in the world except here.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
And I don't know why. That's because we can go
buy a roast.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Well yeah, but I guess what the point is is
that there was like fifty two pounds of primate meat
snug snuck through the TSA and smuggled through somebody's luggage.
And here's what.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
They call it. It's isn't it called bush meat?
Speaker 1 (46:40):
It's called well, bush meat is any animal basically a
rat of a rodent that but monkey primeate meat. Well, no,
they explain monkey meat here. There's a little difference here.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Give me some ebola.
Speaker 15 (46:58):
Sounds good but is illegal and unusual these discoveries at
Detrient Metro Airport.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah, bush meat. That's meat from rats, bats, baboons and more.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
And we got your so rats, bats, baboons and more.
Say monkey, Okay, what why a rat, batter or baboon?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
I you know. I don't know. I'll have to look
more into bush meat. Yeah doesn't I didn't have it
on my shopping list. Yeah, I don't know where they
who consumes it.
Speaker 12 (47:26):
But anyway, and the Feds aren't monkeying around with this
box is Jessica is live.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
You don't make a monkey and a round joke when
there's monkey meat. I mean you just you got time
in place, brother, time and place at the.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Airport, Jessica, do explain.
Speaker 15 (47:42):
Yeah, we need some contexts here, right, Ruper and Amy.
So this is crazy customs and border protection. They seize
back to back bush meat smugglers here at dtw Now,
the first one it was eleven pounds of rodent meat
in someone's luggage, and a couple of days later they
found fifty two pounds of monkey meat snacked away. We
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of course, we had to ask passengers what they thought.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Now, before we get to that, my question is this
for what? Why what are you coming into the country?
Who is eating rats, bats and monk, porcupinesines, they hurt,
they have bristle.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Why what is who is eating it? Right? Why?
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Why for what?
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Who's what do you? What are you smuggling it for?
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Well, that's what I'm trying to figure out. That's why
I asked. That's why I brought it up to you,
because my question is what bush meat is?
Speaker 2 (48:36):
Is for whom?
Speaker 1 (48:38):
What culture consumes bush meat?
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Well, yeah, afrigat Asia? Is there a is there a
market for.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
We had a radio show in Detroit and they had
it was Caldeon was the was the primary like, uh
you know, uh culture that was huge there, huge there
and Caldeon's don't eat that right?
Speaker 2 (49:01):
You're so close to Canada? Is that the like? You
get it? Why would you just go to Canada? So
it's not for Canada? You know what?
Speaker 1 (49:07):
I think I think it might be. I think we
got Conrad on the phone. Conrad, what's up, bro?
Speaker 16 (49:11):
Hey, how you guys doing this morning?
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Good Man to talk to you after all this time
here our phones are finally back.
Speaker 16 (49:19):
Yeah, it's been forever.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
I know what's going on.
Speaker 10 (49:22):
What's uncensored?
Speaker 16 (49:23):
I'm glad about that.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Busses aren't button Yeah, what do you got?
Speaker 16 (49:30):
I think it's got to be that warden important meet
for his wardenburger man.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Oh the yeah.
Speaker 16 (49:39):
He's getting people to smuggle bush meet in what.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Who the hell Conrad other than him Conrad, who the
heck wants bush meet? Why would they be smuggling, you know,
monkey meat into the United States.
Speaker 16 (49:53):
You know, I really can't figure that out because I
don't think the risk outpays the reward.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
Yeah, there can't be too much of a for that.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
You know, Well, what is that forty pound on monkey meat?
I mean, what do you get for monkey meat?
Speaker 16 (50:06):
I have no clue.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
What do you say to your lady?
Speaker 10 (50:09):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (50:09):
What are we having for dinner tonight? Bat? Yeah, it's
you know, it's push me tell you.
Speaker 10 (50:14):
I know.
Speaker 16 (50:15):
I mean, come on, you know I see random exotic meat,
says beef jerky everyone, So I like jerky.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Oh yeah, you can't go wrong with the Jack thinks.
Speaker 16 (50:26):
You might as well go ahead and jerky it. That
imported it, and it's probably harder to figure out.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
You know what if you jerky the monkey, now, that's
the way to go. Because see, Conrad, that's why you
are who you are. We appreciate your buddy, Thank you
for calling.
Speaker 10 (50:41):
Okay, yeah, you guys have a great there.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
You two don't be a stranger.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
See this is why Conrad is who Conrad is. He
runs and rules the roost. Okay, over there, at Dominie
because Conrad says, no, no, no, no, you don't put
dead monkeys in your suitcase. What you do is your jerky,
the monkey meat, and then you bring it in and
it looks like jack links and you just say, I
got beef jerky. The guy takes a bite, he goes,
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that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Hey, Conrad, I know you throw pool parties over there
at the Hominy. Don't put out a mass email to
all the residents and say, hey, d the summer pool party,
come eat some elephant.
Speaker 4 (51:18):
And that's what the Mountain call us text us, and
you're really creative, both the mountain talking text line. Hey
two eight two four oh one oh five nine, that's
a two eight two four oh one o five nine.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
Stop sticking it in old people's faces. Oh boy, that's
it's one of five nine of mount Asvil's clais. The
grond Rizio and Jeff show listen, I mean it, Okay,
I stop putting it in there. I promise I will, alright, days,
I just can't help. Well, no, we're listen. Our mouths
threw on one right now. You know. It's it's these
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microphones and all that people do is shove microphones in
front of old people, and you know what, it should
be a misdemeanor. And if you do it three times,
it's a felony. And if you do it nine times,
you go to jail for life. Three felonies and you're out.
I believe that, Okay, I believe it. Okay, I'm gonna
(52:14):
tell you why. There's a couple they've been married for
seventy five years.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
That's beautiful. It's seventy five Wow, beautiful. More power too.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
And that's uh, they got married you know back in
w W two Okay, all right, uh, and when the
access of evil was around uh and Ike was not
president yet, he was a general. But I gotta tell you,
when you shove a microphone in their face and you
do a full length news report, they don't have much
(52:46):
to give.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
You, no, because it's the same dumb question results. Yeah,
it's uh, what's the secret long life? I don't know
what do you want me to tell you?
Speaker 7 (52:56):
What?
Speaker 2 (52:56):
Do you know? What's the secret?
Speaker 1 (52:57):
Because these people grew up smoking at ten and these
people grew up with morphine lollipops, I mean, missions.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
Ras was cocaine and gococara.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
There was cocaine in their drinks. I mean, so how
did they live? Who knows? But you know, when you
start doing this, this is when it becomes cumbersome. So
here is a man and a woman on their seventy
fifth wedding anniversary, and you tell me if you think
this is right.
Speaker 17 (53:27):
It was on August sixteenth, nineteen fifty that this blushing
young couple said their ideas.
Speaker 7 (53:33):
Time flies, and all too quickly, all too quickly.
Speaker 17 (53:38):
On Saturday, writer Jeane McKay celebrated their seventy fifth wedding anniversary.
They can still remember the ceremony in a little white
church and screwdoo along the cabin trail and the reception
afterwards let by kerosene lanterns.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Okay, I get the ambiance. The guy that you know,
he's not going to give you much, so you continue,
you continue with it, and the lady in the back
can hear. So all you hear is here talking.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
Life has gone by so quickly, Yeah, clear, surely sounds
like it for sure, yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:13):
Very quickly. So then they try to get something out
of the wife.
Speaker 7 (54:17):
It was in the country, there was no electricity, no
rooming water, so everything had to be done hard.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
We okay, Okay, all right, listen, I get this story.
You got married in Saskatoon. It was the hard way.
Everyone washed on a washboard. They had gas lanterns. It
was the beasknees.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
Right.
Speaker 1 (54:44):
They didn't have electricity, right. She was a beautiful bride.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
No running water, right, So nothing nothing out there. And
that's when you are married seventy five years ago and
the time is flying. What else you wanted to say here?
I mean, I feel like they're yeah.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
So let me we are night week. We are twenty
two seconds into this interview. How long do you think
this lasts?
Speaker 2 (55:08):
The interview? How long are we into it? Twenty two Jesus,
Mary Joseph, I I don't know. Ten more seconds, max, Right,
let's say.
Speaker 17 (55:18):
All these years later. There's something else she recalls about
that day.
Speaker 7 (55:22):
The wedding was the teven o'clock and mister Turney was late. Sold.
The wedding was the seven thirty.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
Yeah, the wedding was what happened, mister Tard.
Speaker 2 (55:39):
What happened was the man?
Speaker 1 (55:41):
What happened the model t got stuck in the mud.
Did Henry Ford arrive late? I mean, come on, man.
Speaker 17 (55:48):
Three quarters of a century later, both husband and white
agree that they have more than made.
Speaker 5 (55:52):
Up for that lost time.
Speaker 17 (55:54):
This past weekend they were showering at Hawer Family and friends,
a certificate from the city and plenty of sitters. That's
their home in Westmount at one and two years young.
Ray McKay is also known for being one of the
oldest church organists in the country. And if you think
a diamond anniversary was going to get in the way
of that this past Sunday.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
Well you better think again.
Speaker 1 (56:17):
All right, No, then, no amounts of cocaine, coca cola
and morphine lollipops is gonna stop ray from organ into church.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Even it's even getting This is getting bad. Even the
organ sounds old. This is getting real bad.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
By the way, we are one minute and eleven second.
How much longer do you think this is gonna go?
Speaker 2 (56:37):
I don't know. This is torture for these people. No,
it's torture for the viewer. Okay, forget the paper, stupid
news guy. It's my god.
Speaker 17 (56:50):
You still played the church organize anniversary weekend?
Speaker 8 (56:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (56:54):
Sure, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:56):
According to the records.
Speaker 17 (56:58):
For longest marriage eighty eight years, three hundred and forty
nine days. That means currently Ray and gen McKay are
just under fourteen years shy of that world record market.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (57:10):
Tell you Ray and Jean McKay ain't making it.
Speaker 2 (57:13):
Yeah, that don't don't don't bother sending an email Togainnis book.
I gotta tell.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
Ray and Jean McKay are on their way out the
door to say, Jesus, that's right, all right, it's time
to meet Jesus. What's that Christmas shoe song when Mama
meets Jesus?
Speaker 2 (57:26):
That dumb song? Yeah, Rayan Jean ain't making fourteen more
years power too, I'm seventy five. I give it to you.
Speaker 1 (57:34):
Oh it's not no, this isn't done.
Speaker 7 (57:36):
Oh God, I think probably we'll get divorced before then.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
Jean and I do a little traveling these days.
Speaker 7 (57:45):
You want to drive up to the wall and she drives.
Speaker 2 (57:49):
Oh Jesus, we do a little travel in these days.
She drives me up while he drives up. That's up, bad,
That was all right.
Speaker 1 (57:58):
So she says she wants to divor we're something. She's
got to be with them another fourteen years, seventy five.
Anywhere she knows Cambread's butter.
Speaker 2 (58:08):
She can't. She's a mobile.
Speaker 17 (58:10):
All jokes aside, these two have plenty to be grateful for.
They say they are in reasonably good health for their age,
and they have four children, seven grandchildren, and eight great
grandchildren with more on the way. But asked what their
secret might be, just such a long and happy Okay.
Speaker 2 (58:24):
Here is here.
Speaker 1 (58:26):
What do you think the secret is, Jeff? What do
you think the secret is?
Speaker 2 (58:30):
To be old? I don't know. No, it's you know,
to the marriage.
Speaker 1 (58:36):
Remember, well okay, so they went to uh, you know,
it's the Great Depression. They lived through Hitler, they lived
through the eyes and our administration. You know, is it
that you had to be alive for for Ike?
Speaker 3 (58:54):
Well?
Speaker 2 (58:55):
I get they were there for Ike. I like that
they voted, they voted.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
That was that was an ice house?
Speaker 2 (59:02):
Yeah, for sure?
Speaker 1 (59:03):
Like yeah, no secret, just patience, yeh and keep on.
Speaker 7 (59:13):
Talk the.
Speaker 17 (59:15):
Wise words from a Cape Breton couple marking a major milestone.
Ryan McDonald's CTV News West Mountain, Nova Scotia.
Speaker 1 (59:22):
Okay, just so we are aware, Nova Scotia. Just so
we are aware, that was two minutes and six seconds.
How long did that feel?
Speaker 2 (59:32):
That felt like an eternity? Like like their marriage and
their life. That they're just they they're just they want
to go. But for some somebody keeps I don't know,
maybe they're on the top of the list for that
free healthcare Nova Scotia and they just keep them going.
I don't know how they were Jesus, I know, let
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us go Rob Ford's brother.
Speaker 4 (59:56):
With us on the mountain talking text line and four
O that's eight two eight two four one O five
nine five nine.
Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
You run a business, if you do happen to do that,
you should adhere to some pretty basic principles. One service
safe product. Two make sure your product is safe, and
three don't fly into a hurricane. Yeah, that's kind of
like the three things. I feel like every business owner
(01:00:28):
it should be like safe safety, maybe some clean I
don't care if you're clean. And then you know, just
just don't fly into a hurricane, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
We go from one to five on hurricanes. Eron got
to a two. Okay out there over the you know,
in the seas, the Atlantic Ocean there and uh, you know,
at a two and it didn't look like it did
too much damage because it kind of stayed off land
a little bit. But you know, enough that you know,
(01:00:56):
if you let's say we're flying and you were flying
towards where the hurricane, it could cause a little bit
of an issue for not a fun ride, I would assume.
Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Maybe you might die. So here's the here's the thought.
Spirit Airlines decided to leave our hometown of Philadelphia, and
what they decided to do.
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Go to Bahamas, right, they wanted to do uh oh too.
Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
They wanted to go to San Juan and just lay
in the sun.
Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
No was it san Ueist? All right?
Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Yeah, they wanted to go to Puerto Rico and they
just wanted to have, you know, a heap and helping
of Puerto Rican fun. And well here's what happened.
Speaker 18 (01:01:43):
Spirit Airlines.
Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
Man, they do it again.
Speaker 18 (01:01:47):
They flew out of Philadelphia yesterday and went to San Juan,
Puerto Rico, and the passengers had quite a ride.
Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
And again all they were looking for a heap and
open Puerto Rican fun.
Speaker 18 (01:02:01):
Its flight radar shows Spirit Airlines and the passengers. The
pilots decided to become hurricane hunters and went through Hurricane
errand look at this flight. Decided to go into the
storm Hurricane errand that had one hundred and forty mile
an hour lens. That's creating one hundred foot waves in
(01:02:27):
the Atlantic Ocean, and these pilots decided to fly through
the dagone storm. Spirit Airlines, get your crap together. I'm
sure these passengers did not enjoy the turbulence that came
from their flight from Philadelphia to San Juan, Puerto Rico.
I mean, could you not just fly around the storm
(01:02:47):
but you had to fly through the storm?
Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Oh my god. I watched the track of it. Literally there.
They could have came the backside and then came in
the right way, but instead they flu directly. Literally it
is you see the storm if you're you know, just
looking on the radar and there's the plane. Yeh in
literally they're above it. But what the hell does that
(01:03:11):
make a difference, because there's still turbulence. They were above
the hurricane, a Category two hurricane, which you generally don't.
You don't get too many of those. Okay, Yeah, so
your category two and winds and boom, you were on
top of it to what to go to San Juan? Well,
and I think Puerto Rico they just had a big
problem with all the electric being out before the hurricane.
(01:03:33):
They did the electrical problems before you even get got there.
You could have I would postpone it. I'll get there
to war.
Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Well here's the situation.
Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Maybe they thought they were Sully sullen Burger. No, there
was nothing like that. Now listen, deal with this. Sully,
dealt with this. Sully. Sully was a magic man. Now
they got and let me tell you something. If you
want to heap an help in a Puerto Rican fun,
you might have to go through some things. You don't
just get that heap and helping. You got to earn
(01:04:03):
that helping. Well, you got to earn that heap. And
maybe that heap was the hurricane.
Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Listen, listen, Sully just had some birds in the engine. Okay,
that's what happened. Birds in the engine.
Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
They died and the engines went out, and he landed
on the Hudson River, or they were gonna crash into Manhattan.
Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
How about this one for you yesterday watching American pickers.
Oh my god, they're picking a guy's house. All right,
he has a lot of aviation stuff. He says, do
I look familiar? They said no. He said, do you
remember the plane that landed in the Hudson with Sully?
They said yes, and he goes, well, I was the
co pilot.
Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
On American Pickers?
Speaker 11 (01:04:45):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Wait a minute, First off, total setup. Second off, Wait
a minute, what did they buy? What kind of stuff
did he have? They gave him a sympathy by.
Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
They gave him a.
Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Sympathy by because he was gonna die freaking he didn't help,
Sollenberger had to do it all by himself. Yeah, he
was the He was the meat, the catch up, the pickles,
the cheese, the onions on that burger.
Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
I think it was little fat Frank Fritz was the one. Frank,
he's not what he didn't make it, but he he
was in there trying to buy some stuff up. But yeah,
it's so funny that you bring that up because that
was on the Pickers yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
So the Spirit Airlines sending their pilots through a hurricane
necessitates your brain to then throw out that Frank Fritz,
Frank Fritz, Frank, that Frank Fritz the co pilot for
Sully Sollenberg who landed.
Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Frank Fritz is on the show. But he wanted all
the aviation stuff from Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Frank, Frank.
Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
You don't know who Frank Fritz is from American Pickers.
Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
The fat Yeah he's the fast, right, the fat, single
guy that had a lot of cats, right, send guy,
a lot of cats. And then Mike's the tall uh
the tall uh you know dog hands Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
so uh you know how do you get from we're
talking about keeping helping the Puerto Rican fun and you
get to h the fat co pilot where Sully Sollenberger
(01:06:17):
had to do all the work. This co pilot was
as useless as a.
Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Third No, he was helped. Now sell it.
Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 10 (01:06:25):
Hello, what's our own guys?
Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
David? It's been like a month? Oi, how are you Davy?
Speaker 10 (01:06:37):
All right, it's about time get your phone fit.
Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Yeah, it is about time. Blame AT and T. Don't
blame us. Yeah it was AT and T.
Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
You call him.
Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
And then they had the wrong part something whatever, it
was awful.
Speaker 10 (01:06:49):
It's always somebody else.
Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Well you know what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
It's when they upgrade the lines because we have so
many lines in here, like they don't consider like radio
and broadcast. So you know, we just had to get
the heap and help.
Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
And it's it's always somebody else who do you think
we are to fix it Alexander Graham Bell? I mean,
what do you want us to do here?
Speaker 10 (01:07:09):
Dave?
Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Do you know his phone.
Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Number was one?
Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
So?
Speaker 10 (01:07:13):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Do you know Alexander Graham Bell's phone number was one? Yeah?
I'm just saying anyway, what did.
Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
You call it? Sounds like you need your phone sex?
What's up?
Speaker 12 (01:07:27):
Dave?
Speaker 10 (01:07:28):
You guys were talking about sullen Burgers just a second ago. Yeah,
you know the biggest reason he pulled that off.
Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Because he landed on thet I have no idea. I
have no idea.
Speaker 10 (01:07:41):
No, he actually flew gliders.
Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Oh so he knew how to get it.
Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Oh wait, so you're telling me had he not flown gliders,
everybody would have died.
Speaker 10 (01:07:54):
I could have been a chance. You know, he used
a lot of the principals from flying to glider.
Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Yeah, but does somebody like Sulley Sollburger? What do you
think are the dark things in his closet? Nobody knows about?
Speaker 10 (01:08:10):
Man, I don't care if there are not.
Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
If you were on that plane, you can't card last.
You're cared last, just as long monkey meat or not.
Speaker 10 (01:08:20):
That that's a he's got a good book. Read it sometimes.
Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
What's we're fat? We're fat guys. We don't read. We're fat.
Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
We don't read, Dave, we don't believe in reading. You know,
fats can't read too well.
Speaker 10 (01:08:32):
I'm fat. I read.
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
There's one. There's one morning. All right, Dave, We love you, brother.
Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Make sure you call all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
We got the phone's back.
Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Okay, all right, all right, take it easy. We found
a fat reader. We figured out Sully Sullenberger was a glider.
We figured out that spirits going back because they fly
in the hurricanes and people pass on. And we found
out that Dave had a heat been helping a Porto rican.
Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Fine, well, what a day for us?
Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
Huh call us text us and you're really creative.
Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Both the Mountain Talking text line A two eight two
four oh one oh five nine.
Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
That's a two eight two four oh one nine.
Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Nine Mountain Nashville's classic rock, The Rizzo and Jeff Show.
And uh is chicken worth a fight?
Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Chickens worth a fight? It depends on the chicken, uh
that you're fighting over. So like if I say breast, no,
I'm not going to take you out for a chicken breast.
The breast. Uh, contend to dry out. The thigh is
where it's at thigh. The thighs where it's at on
the bone. Everybody knows that. You you know you you
go to the kernel, uh and you get the thighs. No,
(01:09:49):
the thigh it's the best flavor. Uh, you know, just
the right amount of meat for the yap. Yeah, you
always go thighs, so breast. I'm not taking you out
for a breath.
Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
Okay, maybe if I what about a chicken and wing?
I'll fight you'll fight me for a wing. How about
a nugget?
Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Uh? No, I know you're a big nugget guy. Which
ones do you like? The banquet? Pieces of rabbets? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Six pieces, delicious dres and yellow mustard babe.
Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Yeah, no, I'm not going to do that, but uh,
you know a tender. I'd rough you up for a
chicken ten tender. I might take you out of the
knees for a tender at the knees, depending on you
know the size of the tender.
Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Well see okay, well these are heap and help and tenders.
It's interesting you brought up you know it.
Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Really well, I'm coming for you. You're not ice skating
at the Olympics. I'm taking it.
Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
You're getting it, Nancy, because I got to tell you Carnival.
Uh well, the cruise that they had a cruise, and
what happened at the cruise.
Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
They don't play any more rap music on those cruises.
Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
No they don't. They don't. It's just strictly classic rock.
So you know you might hear our show on a
carnival cruise.
Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Maybe this is what caused this hoop lop.
Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
So this carnival cruise runs out of chicken tenders. Now,
I I'm not gonna fight you for to me, it's
too much meat. It's too much chicken, not enough breading,
it's too thick. I got too much chicken.
Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
In my mouth. I have stringed meat. Okay, don't you've
been stringing meat. You've been drinking all day on the
carnival cruise. Okay, you're drinking pop Off vodka and Bankers Club. Okay, boy,
it is free right and your and your threat and
they they they even know it's a carnival cruise. They
sell Oldie eight hundred liquor beer. So that's that's what
(01:11:43):
you're drinking on there. Have you seen some of the
videos I have so uh so. Yeah, so you know,
look when it comes to having the chicken tenders on there,
I mean, come on, that's a prize at the end
of the day.
Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Well, maybe they had a few Mad Dog twenty twenties
too many.
Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Those boat You know what really hurt those locos.
Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
They were the worst when they had the touring in them.
I don't know what touring is, but.
Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
By god, I had a few of those in my twenties,
and yeah, that was That's not the same that made
South Beach in Miami quite the experience.
Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
I bet you, I bet you did. So here is
kind of what happened. This is kind of a news
story about it, but then well not a news story.
It was on the news. And then that you're going
to hear this guy's viral video, and of course it's
this proper englishman saying.
Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Oh, I never cruise. Shut up, shut up.
Speaker 19 (01:12:35):
People rave about cruises, but I've always been put off
by the thought of being trapped on a boat with
people that I might not like. And I would have
hated to have been trapped on this carnival cruise. As
it came back into Miami, where a massive brawl broke
out on the ship, and you never believe what it
was about chicken tenders.
Speaker 9 (01:12:52):
Look, oh, Jef, this is violent, Jeff.
Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
They are.
Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
They are beating each other with with with plates, chair,
they're throwing chair, threwing chairs, are ripping each other's hair out,
They're banging each other's head against the wall.
Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
My head is this?
Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Someone is kicking this lady's throw.
Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
This is for chicken tenders.
Speaker 19 (01:13:24):
But oh my god, what should have had more chicken
and everything would have been sweet?
Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Shut up?
Speaker 8 (01:13:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
So here's the thing what causes such mayhem? What is
it about the chicken finger?
Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Well, the tenders must have been absolutely the talk of
the town. So you probably started by hanging out, you know,
by the pool, and then you just had maybe like uh,
you know, like two or three for like lunch, right,
and then you said, my god, I just put this
tender in my gullet. And then somebody just said, hey,
(01:14:02):
guess what it's all you can eat buffet. I'm assuming
is that what it is? I don't well, I don't
go on the cruises. I don't go on cruises either.
But the one I did go on, my dad took
me on when I was a kid. I remember being excited.
I was a little fat kid about all you can
eat ice cream, all you can eat. Oh, it was
(01:14:22):
all you can eat ice cream? Okay, all you can
eat pizza. And I remember that we got hustled in
a taxi and they took us from the port and
we had my dad had to fight the guy to
get him, like, to have him turn around. Yeah, he
pushed us in a taxi and then started driving me
and my dad was bouncing him in the head so
that that we would get out.
Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
He made him pull over.
Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
Now, mind you see when you read more into this,
this was at two am when all this happened, So
everybody was drunk. So everybody was completely wasted. And they're
trying to they're asking where the security is. Well, guess what.
Let them just go taking themselves out.
Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
Of here is the one thing that I think that
I'm going to give them fault.
Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
Here.
Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
There was one security guard on duty. This was uh
and his name is in the news story.
Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Uh it was.
Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
William Graves. But he was a five foot four Asian man.
And and I have to tell you, I'm seeing the
video now I think he gonna do it. Well, I
gotta tell you, I don't mean any disrespect, but a
five foot four Asian man is not going to stop
a mob. He just walks away. He says, I'm not
(01:15:33):
dealing with this.
Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Yeah. Yeah, he had the thing on his shoulder and
he just said.
Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
He said, not dealing with it, and he walked away.
Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
He said, I'm at it there. If you want to
kill yourselves over chicken ten ors or two in the morning,
then go right ahead. But I gotta tell you it's.
Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
It's it's uh, it's pretty, it's it's tough. I mean, look,
maybe if they were to hire people like Terry Crews,
you know, or that the.
Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Cruise, Why because it's last name is Cruise.
Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
No, because he's got beautiful pectorals and was the because
because of his pectorrels. He's Beefy the rock Beefy. I'm
thinking of beefy, beefy dudes, bad dudes that day a
beefy dance. No, I'm thinking of Danny Trey. I'm thinkin
(01:16:22):
I'm thinking they got dropped at a at a local parade.
I'm thinking of a man or multiple men who could
take these people down. Terry Crews, the rock Stone called
Steve Awst.
Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
You know, just stunning people. You know, they were just wrestlers.
Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Mcfoley, mckfol mankind mankind socoat.
Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
These guys weren't real fighters. They were wrestlers. Okay, what
about what's his name, the bald guy. I'll okay. Orton's
a big boy. I'll tell you. Solve the problem. The
door opens, it's broccolized.
Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
Nerve.
Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
The party's over for everybody, okay.
Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Text a message to Rizzo and Jeff Now on the
one oh five nine the Mountain. Text line two eight
two eight two four oh one oh five nine.
Speaker 5 (01:17:12):
Yeah,
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