0827 ENGAGED! THER WORLD IS TALKING TAYLOR AND TRAVIS... WE TALK ED KELCE AND HIS MANLY ADVICE FOR HIS SON!!!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is one of five nine to Mount Nashville's Classic
Rock The Rizzo and Jeff Show on your radio, and
we got a lot to do.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
We're gonna start with opening audio.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Obviously, the biggest news in the world, I you know
is Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift, Jeff Jack and we're
gonna talk about it. Uh you know probably you know,
seven thirty eight o'clock. But here's the thing I feel like,
and correct me if I'm wrong. You always see mom

(00:30):
m Kelsey, Mom m Kelsy did the Billmore.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, she was at Yeah Mamma Kelsey was a Builtmore
over the weekend and people were posted about it. So yeah, Yeah. Travis,
he's on the football field.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
You're gonna see plenty of him coming up in the
next week and a half or so, and you know,
all throughout the fall.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Jason all Right, He's got a podcast he does that.
People love it. He's also on the radio in Philadelphia
on a radio Stagical WIP.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
He's also on TV Yeah, TV Something Monday Night football.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
He's on More Yeah, and Taylor Swift obviously one of
the biggest pop stars on the planet.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah Yeah, without question, the the Yeah that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
But here's the thing. How did Travis and Jason get
made with Mamma Kelsey.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Well, she didn't do it on her own.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
She didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
She didn't do it on her own. Why do we
never talk about the one person that's right, the one
man who is forgotten.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
In all this, all this love and whatever. He had
to make love to Mamma Kelsey for the Kelsey brothers
to have been born. Why doesn't anyone.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Ask him what's going on? Well, you know what, you
don't worry about it any longer, ed Kelsey, because Raison
Jeff are worried about what you think. That's right, Raizon
Jeff are concerned about the thoughts of Edward Kelsey. And
coming up when we discuss the biggest engagement of the
last twenty years, don't you worry You're gonna hear what

(02:01):
he's and Kelsey has to say about this. And he
spoke more that I've.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Really heard, do you know what, more than anyone on
this topic, because he just wants to be heard. He's like, well,
somebody talk to me, please.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
And if they said to me, Jeff and I say yes,
and they'd say, look, here's a police line up pick
pick out Ed Kelsey or the electric chair. I say,
fire up the chair. So don't worry no more of that. No,
we're saving you. We're you're gonna hear from Ed Kelsey
and his thoughts on the marriage of Trevison Taylor.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
The important important things, all right, Opening audios.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Next, we got a little quipped from the press.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
It is one of five nine to Mount Nashville's classic Grove,
The Rizzo and Jeff's show. Somebody was hit by hens
and cox. Trump was talking about somebody who was tubby,
and we have a mayonnaise fire and it's gotta be
put out, ladies and gentlemen. That is opening audio.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Oh boy, oh, it's.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Time for opening audio here on the Rizzo and Jeff Show,
A fun, funny way to start your day.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
One nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
There was a hen and cock issue here. There was
a gentleman, I believe who was on parole and he
was just a little south of us. How do you do, Greenvillians,
they're down there. If you're on your way or heading south.
On twenty six. Here's a situation yesterday man on parole
did not want to go back to jail, so he

(03:35):
was running away from the cops. Naturally, that's what you
do when you don't want to go to jail, or
you panhandle in.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Nashville, panhandle on Nshville. That's over.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh oh, that's what I'm saying. But that's what you
get a ride in Patty wagon, right, you know, or
you run. Here's the thing. This poor guy got hit
by hold on fourteen thousand chickens. Oh boy, they're a
little chickenees, but they imagine them. They haven't sexed the

(04:04):
chickens yet, but these are some hens and cocks. And
this is what happens when you don't follow the lull
like McGruff, the crime dog says, I heard them? Did
you hear McGrath?

Speaker 6 (04:20):
Greenville police say a suspect was hit by a chicken
truck while they were running from officers. We have some
video here of the scene today on South Pleasant for Drive.
Officers say they were trying to arrest a suspect who
had a warrant for a violation of probation. Police say
the suspect ran from them and that's when they were
hit by the chicken truck. The suspect's been taken to

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the hospital and their name will be released once they're taken.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
To jail and.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Got to hold off on the suspects name and the
chicken guy's name until he's released from the klank.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
I got news for you. Get You're not meant to
be out in public if you get wiped out by
a chicken tru No, you should be beat up. That's it.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
You know you will be.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
You will be when you get in there.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Do you think if you go to jail and you're like, YEO,
I got hit by a chicken truck, they just beat you. No,
I'm not sure there's beatings, but I think there might
be some beaten. But you know, you know, anything could
happen when you're in there. You're right, I mean there
could It could be beaten. Telling you.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
It's time for opening audio.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Here on the Rizzo and Jeff Show, A fun funny
way to start your day, one five nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Now this show, the Rizon and Jeff Show, right here
on one O five nine in the Mountain. Is it's
not a political show, but every once in a while,
like you know, whether it's Rob Ford who's dead, his
brother Tom Ford, who is the governor of the province
of Quebec. Trudeau sometimes Trump sometimes Biden if they make.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
The news Bernie Bernie, we did our whole thing about Bernie,
or equal opportunity.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
We're an equal opportunity employer. And so today we're we
got Donald Trump, we got the pres. Now the pres
is very upset about the happenings in Chicago, and rightfully so.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, it's not going on there. It's a war zone there.
But he's he's really not happy. He's not a big
fan of the governor of Illinois, who is a billionaire
as well. His name is JB. Pritzker, and he's he
can eat JB. Pritzker, you know what, he can eat
a lot.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yes, and he ends and I believe least two days
ago four to seven, called him a uh a slob,
that would be slob.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yes, he did call him a slob, and uh, you
know that's part of the course. The guy's worth like
four billions. Well here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
And then Donald Trump then said something yesterday regarding this guy.
Now Pritzker, he tries to hit him back, but I
think it falls a little flat. But I like the
attempt because Pritzker, instead of keeping the city under control,
is worried about hitting back at Donald Trump. Right, So
Pritzker starts with a little flacidity here.

Speaker 7 (07:10):
Well, you know, uh, from my perspective, uh, it takes
one to know one on the wait question.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Okay, that wasn't good.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
It takes one to know one. Fine, here's Donald Trump
yesterday when they're saying, uh, you know, listen, Governor Pritzker
really doesn't like you, uh and your law and order
policies and four to seven says you.

Speaker 8 (07:32):
Really want to be asked to go.

Speaker 9 (07:34):
You know, I hate to barge in on a city
and then be treated to horribly by corrupt politicians and
bad politicians like a guy like Pritzker.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
He had to spend more time in the gym. Actually,
this guy is a disaster.

Speaker 10 (07:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yes, now this guy eats McDonald's every guy, but he's
nowhere near the size of Pritzker.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Well play, you know, they own his family owns the
Hyatt hotel chains, so that's where that's where all the
money's from for him, and they didn't even want to
be part of the business. But he's got his cut
from it. But uh yeah, and his inheritance from it
or whatever it may be. But yeah, he he wants
to run for president. He still run for president. So
he's trying to slim down a little bit to take
a shot at running for president.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
You know what, And I never even thought about it.
You can't have a fat president. The last fat president.
Well here's then. But they didn't have TV, they didn't
have movies, so you only just saw like drawings.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Right, Pritzker is shorter than Trump. So Trump's tall, and
you know, all the weight cut of evens.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Out, it does. Pritsker's like five seven, but he's like
threeh three oh nine, right, you know, so he's he
doesn't look great.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, he's uh, you know, he's the he's the trick
and nugget guy.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Yeah, he's the guy.

Speaker 11 (08:52):
He is.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
He has big time, big big time.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
He's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo and
Jeff Show, A fun, funny way to start.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Your day on nine.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
As a matter of fact, he might be the guy
that would go into your restaurant and light it on
fire if you didn't put Mayo on a sandwich.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
First off, complete Mayo guy. And man, here's the Dale
now a miracle whip guy, a Mayo guy. He might
be I don't know, but and he's the guy. You know,
people battle Hellman's Dukes does he doesn't care? Yeah, Hellman's
Duke's and Miracle Whip all and one.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
He's got a whole cupboard full of him and he
doesn't give a crap. Okay, I know.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
And this is what happened in a little vacation town
in Italy, and it made me think, Wow, these two
stories really do relate? Was this an undercover Pritzker?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Authorities in southern Spain have arrested a fifty year old
man accused of setting fire to a cafe after a
disagreement over mayonnaise.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Now, hold on, Pritzker's about fifty, all right, little older,
a little older. But disagreement about mayo. He would totally
fight about mayo.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, look, he wants fresh mayo. He wants Mayo's here.
He wants he wants what he calls a Mayo fresh
eet so he calls it, and mayo needs to be
a plenty. He believes that when he goes to a
restaurant that a tube of mayo should be the condiment
sitting on the table as well. Catch up, you got

(10:21):
the cats up, cats up, you got the mark, the
mustard and mayo, all right, right, so uh after that,
what no mayo on the table, mister Pritzker.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
It generally doesn't come on a table. I need two
dukes too, Almans and some miracle of stat.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Mister Pritzker, you need more mayo? You brought your own.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
You're sweating very profusely.

Speaker 12 (10:46):
I know.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Text us and you're really creative.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Both the Mountain talking text line A two eight two
four oh one O five nine two eight two four.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Oh five nine Ashville's classic ground Thorism and Jeff's show,
and uh, if you fancy any of that, Okay, you're
gonna love quadratics, h Jeff. This is the new thing
that's hitting the scene very Ashville. Very Uh, it's just

(11:21):
very it's just very Asheville. I mean, people dress up
as animals, and I have a tutorial here that we
can listen to, but they learn different an Amelia positions
in order to exercise, Jeff. So realistically, these people are
actually here's exercise.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
But basically work out on all fours like an animal. Okay,
but because you but.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
You you you find your spirit animal and or you
you think you're an animal, and then you you become
set animal. Okay, So so you know, if you think
you're you know, I don't know, uh, you know, I
don't know an armadillo. You go as an armadillo. If
you want to be an armadillo, bad one. Yeah, good.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
So you channel your inner animal by walking, running, and
even jumping on all fours in the movement of what
that animal would do. So, like you said, exactly, you
pick your favorite animal, you dress as the animal, and
then you exercise by the movements of that animal.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Right, and see like, for example, you know a fox,
right that doesn't move like an armadillo.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Right, quick movements, quick movement.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
You know, a squirrel you know, is very different, let's
say than a kittie cat.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
A little more climbing as a squirrel. So that's a
part of your workout right.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
And so this person I think kind of keeps it
easy as they walk you through. Uh she wants to
be or excuse me, uh half identifies as a kitty. Okay,
so you know when she's not at work, she's always
a cat, right, so obviously, well.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
I mean, who who wouldn't be obviously probably goes in
a letter box. I'm sure her house smells wonderful. So yeah,
so she does anything that a kitty cat does. But
that's the workout. So you know, if if you're a bear,
you do bear things, and it's so on and so
forth right, I.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Mean, if you're a koala, you do koala things. A
sting ray you do stingray things. Kill her, whale, you
kill people. I mean, it's just the one and it's
just you pick an animal, you do it, and you can.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Get away with that stuff because you identify.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Because you I and that is so twenty twenty five.
Now here's the thing about that. Uh, you you have
to exercise if you are an animeal, if you identify
as an animal, you have to exercise, Okay, And so
I'm going to play for you a demonstration of quadrobics,
which is uh basically aerobics down on all force. Whether

(14:01):
you're an elephant or a squirrel of skunk, you name it. Now,
this kitty cat is going to kind of walk you through.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
You know this this workout thing. I think it's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, maybe you're just stuck in a rot and you
don't want to, you know, take the weight loss shots
and things of that nature, and you say you just
want to do a workout routine. You've plateaued, well, yeah,
think of your favorite animal.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
That's right, all right, and then get jiggy with it.
As Will Smith would.

Speaker 13 (14:29):
Say, you're too practicing quadrobics. I always start out by stretching.
Trotting is one of the harder forms, as it takes
up a lot of stem.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Now, now, so she starts off by stretching. Now she's
from a different countries. She's a little harder to understand.
But so she she says, trotting is one of the
harder parts of being a kitty cat. So what's a
trot It's like, do you like Peppy leapew as he
chases his beautiful you know what he thinks is a skunk,

(14:58):
But I think she's a cat, right, So that's kind
of trotting. So you can do that, but you have
to know how. So trotting very hard. But if you
teach you how to like get back and forth on
your paws, it is basically.

Speaker 13 (15:12):
An up and down moment of your pause while you alternate.
It's like hopping on opposite arm, opposite leg. Countering is
a down up motion.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Now, so before we're encountering, which is what she said,
is an updown motion, she was finishing.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Uh, you know, with opposite Paul. Opposite Paul.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
So if your front left Paul is down, your back
right Paul is down, that's how you trot.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
So then after that, obviously you're like, well then how
do we do more exercises? Well, we're here for you.

Speaker 13 (15:47):
Basically you exchange going down with two front paws on
the floor and then up down, up down up. You
start off your drup. You want to lift up your paws,
push up, jump up with your hind pumps for that.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Now, now that's a very important one. This has a
lot of pallwork, and I feel like if you don't
perfect your pallwork, I don't think you can ever get
into quadratics.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, well I guess uh. You know, paulwork is extremely
important in any walk of life.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
And I agree, I I you know, my one of
my slogans is you know it doesn't work if your
palls don't work, right, Is that a slogan? Slogan?

Speaker 2 (16:27):
You got that on the list sum That's one of
my coaching lessons. So so you know, you got to.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Listen again and I want you to really hear, and
we'll be quiet here. The pallwork, and I want you
to listen to how she does her pall.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
When we know you're there where you're taking notes. So
all right, make sure you drop this one down. Okay, okay,
here you go.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Here's the pause.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Here we go.

Speaker 13 (16:51):
Countering is a down up motion where basically you exchange
going down with two front paws on the floor and
then up down, up, down up. You start off your jump.
You want to lift up your paws and push off
jump up with your hind paws.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
As for that, now I see this, So it's down up, down, up, down,
and then you jump up on your hind paws and
then land. So that is really kind of the important
part of this video. And I think that when you
she really teaches goes in depth. It's nine minutes long

(17:30):
about Paul, Wow, what the hell, let's go for nine minutes?

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Well, you know what I got another you know, fifteen seconds?

Speaker 11 (17:37):
You know.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
I mean, if you want to continue your pallwork.

Speaker 13 (17:40):
Bending to start from a handstep and bend downwards to
get used to the feeling of the pressure of the jobs.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
So you got to bend over and put pressure on
your hands to get used to the feeling of having paws.

Speaker 13 (17:54):
Okay, I've had a lot of trouble lending notes on
my knees. I think I figured.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
So she's having trouble landing.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
You know, she always lands on her knees because she's
a person, but like a cat, they don't really have knees.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
So she's trying to figure out.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
How to paul right, how does she land on her
paws without hitting her human knees.

Speaker 13 (18:15):
If you don't pull in your legs soon enough, your
knees will end up on the floor. So instead you
have to pull in your legs like pause.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
You have to pull your legs in like pause, and
then put your paws down.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
All right, I get I don't need every movement here.
I think I thought you wanted to, you know, de deep.
I mean, it's basically we get it. It's quadratics at
exercize like a cat. Okay, if you like cats with me,
I'm just sticking with something simple. Just give me the platypus.
Don't do much, are you, duck?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Building her regular?

Speaker 2 (18:50):
You know what I'll decide in my head either, and
you're really creative both.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
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oh one oh five nine that's A two eight two
four oh one oh five nine.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
One o five nine the Mountain, the Blue Ridge Parkway.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
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you are in a safe spot to do so, head
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There you will see a video that I posted around
three o'clock this morning, and I'm just gonna let it
simmer all day. Just just a nice sizzling swimmer.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
And uh, I was doing a couple shooting something. You know, Okay,
what if I do this? What about somewhere in the
A two eight? What about this? So I was just
kind of just trying to be inspired, right, you know,
you gotta drive around, you gotta be inspired.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
You got the Mountain State Fair tickets. We're gonna do
something where you give them away, you know, on social media,
which we do that often.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
So and you know what, I actually might give a
pair of tickets away if if they can answer my
this question. Eight two eight two four oh one oh
five nine. That is the phone number as well as
the text in number.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Is it.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
A thing like a real thing that people park on
the on the on the on the on the Blue
Ridge Parkway and they make whoopbe.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
I mean, you know what's that?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Tis the season from whoopee.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
They engage and the engage in adult activities right on
the off the parkway. Are there places, you know, exact
areas where people do that? I can't remember. I remember
as a reading this, I think over the weekend or whatever,
you know, Okay, and I saw that, Uh there was
like a certain entrance to the the the parkway where

(20:57):
somebody had driven down and a situation just like you're
about to talk about was going on with just a
bunch of adults engaging in activities there. And it's like,
does this really happen to the people?

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Oh my god, the phone, the phones are coming, the
calls are coming in already. Let's just go and I'll
tell you what happened after this.

Speaker 14 (21:18):
Hello, tell you what's going on?

Speaker 2 (21:21):
What's going on?

Speaker 10 (21:21):
By ey? Well?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, I'm with you, man.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
So do people literally just pull over and make love
on the freeway or on the on the Blue Ridge Parkway?

Speaker 15 (21:34):
Oh yeah, you don't.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Really, are you kidding me? I mean, that's that's that's
that's amazing to me appreciate the call. Hello, who's this.

Speaker 8 (21:48):
Day?

Speaker 1 (21:49):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Dave? What what is up with this Blue Ridge Parkway thing?

Speaker 14 (21:53):
I want to tell you what I do A lot
of uh Port of john services up there, and there's
people up there all the time. Are you indeed? Don't telling?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (22:03):
All right?

Speaker 1 (22:04):
If you were to go up there, let's say, if
you do the porta potty thing ten times, how many
times you see somebody doing something like that?

Speaker 14 (22:11):
Oh, I'd say at least three or four times. Yeah,
they're doing into porta John's. I usually have to kick
them out.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
They're doing Who are these people?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Fifty of the time they're doing it?

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Now?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Is they?

Speaker 1 (22:25):
But who are they? Are they homeless? Are they just
people who just want to make it? Is it broad daylight?

Speaker 16 (22:31):
Dave?

Speaker 2 (22:31):
When they're doing this?

Speaker 14 (22:33):
Sometimes it is. Most of the time it's late in
the evening, and it's not homeless people because usually a
car park real quick.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Right, And you know, it's funny. It's interesting that you
and uh, you know, I appreciate how.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
You call, uh hang on for a second their day, Yeah,
hang on for your qualified for those NC State Fair tickets?
What happened to me?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yesterday. Was I was driving by, I saw I was.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
I was right there past the Hendersonville Park portion of
the Blue Ridge Parkway, and I see an Oldsmobile van.
When you see wait, is that a thing that I listen?
Old mobile van on my grandmother? God rest you so

(23:16):
I miss her every day, Mama mareen that this was
a gold Oldsmobile van. All I saw was it on
the cliff face? Was it a two thousand and four
Oldsmobile silhouette?

Speaker 11 (23:30):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Okay, all right, So.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Why why did you know that?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Because it's the it's the only van that Oldsmobile ever made,
was the silhouette. So it was the old U Bills
silhouette in Gold. Okay. And the it was on the parkway,
but it went down a to like an embankment. What
an orgy mobile?

Speaker 4 (23:53):
That?

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Wait a minute, whoa. I didn't think that. I thought
that these people were seriously heard it. I was gonna
find somebody in like a ditch. So the front door
is open, the back door is open. Yeah, all the
windows are open, but they're covered. It looks like a

(24:15):
semi abandoned vehicle. You can't miss it if you drive
on the Blue Ridge Parkway. It's right there, right after
you get past the exit for you know, get on
Hendersonville Road, right. I literally go.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Over and I'm filming, okay, and I'm walking, and you
can see the moment.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
This video is only about twenty seconds. You could see
the moment that my face changes because I see two
naked men, a guy in a cape like dressed like
Bilbo Baggins, and two women jump out of the car
covering themselves except the one guy who yelled an obscenity

(24:56):
at me. And I said, oh, bro, sorry, man, I
was just coming to check out. You just coming to
check in? What's good?

Speaker 3 (25:03):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (25:03):
That video is on the one oh five nine the
Mountain Facebook page, Jeff I have. And then now I
pulled over at like there was another there was a
Pontiac vibe and that was going up and down, and
like if you look at the cars that are pulled
over on the Blue Ridge parks, they're all either vibes,
mini vans, as UV's and everyone is making well, I'm

(25:24):
telling you, it's it's in Port John's.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
It's they just do it. Why. Yeah, Well, I'm sorry
bro that he got managed to sorry. Didn't expect a
minivan in the late afternoon for you to just be
getting it on. But for hearing from Dave, this seems
to be a thing that happens on the parkway in
his own porta pott. It's his company. He's got to
boot people out of them. Well, and we got his
even more gross. You got all the beautiful shrubbery, and

(25:51):
you decided I.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Think that's my thing. It's like you got shrubbery and
you and I mean that that was like a stangle bit.
And here's the thing. I didn't even notice it up
and down, Like I didn't notice it because I was
looking down the embankment thinking I was gonna find something.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
I was gonna, you know, help.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Them, And all I see is a guy getting out
and there's the bit and two cherries hanging down, and
I'm like, oh my heavens. And then there's a guy
who you know, who's literally dressed like Bilbo Baggins and
everyone else is covering themselves up, and he's like, get
out of here, and I'm like, dude, I'm sorry. I
just wanted to see if you were I had to
make something up.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
See what happens, See what happens when you make the
stop at VavaVoom. Then you know it just it opens
up your mind things and you wind up on the
Parkway in a van getting it on.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
You know what, that's exactly what it is.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
That was a vava voom party and I interrupted it
and I should never have done that, and then you
end up in a two thousand and four. They only
made it for one year Oldsima.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Bill silhouette Gold on the Parkway, which, by the way,
I think it's still there. I took a drive by
late last night just to check, and I think they're
still going. So if they're still there, eight to A
two four oh one o five nights, nab a pick
because they are making the law.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, what have you seen on the Parkway? Oh my,
I gotta tell you, Holy crap. I gotta tell you
we're prudes.

Speaker 11 (27:10):
Man.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
People really just live there a love. I mean, they
just pull it out and say, Parkway.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Me, I'm buying a van.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
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Speaker 5 (27:23):
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Speaker 4 (27:28):
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Speaker 5 (27:33):
Guys, can't we just tell him to go to eight
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Speaker 5 (27:42):
Anyways, the JNN. He's on one oh five nine in
the Mountain.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Now, all right, we're gonna get more into it coming up. Uh,
and we're gonna see, uh, maybe what Ed Kelsey thinks
about the engagement of his son Travis Kelcey n Taylor Swift. Look,
it was the big news that has everybody talking yesterday,
uh and today, Uh, of course as it was posted

(28:06):
on uh on Instagram, and uh look uh when you
become IgA fish. Well look it's a big deal. Well
look here's the deal. Uh, what is wrong with them
doing it the right way?

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Right?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
No kids, anything like that before any kind of marriage.
They they met each other, you know, they fell in love,
they're getting married. It's all a bit of like a
fairy tale kind of thing, a normal kind of relationship.
Not mind you, of course that they're you know, extremely
famous and rich, but other than that, in a sense,
I mean, everything kind of went the normal way. Right.

Speaker 11 (28:41):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Here's the thing, And I don't mean to be rude.
But I feel like he's a little bit of a lunk.
I feel like he's like a jock, kind of like
a lunky guy. And I just don't I don't see
them in tailors. I don't see lasting.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I mean, he's definitely gonna get tired over. He's definitely
gonna have a wandering.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
He's definitely gonna have a wandering eye. You know, he's
not like his brother. He's not loyal.

Speaker 17 (29:15):
You know.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
You know, because you could say, yes, you could just
tell he's he's party boy. She wants to grow up
and have kids. He doesn't want to do that. He's
he's I'm telling you, he's a lunk guy. He's he's
guy at the gym. As a matter of fact, you
know what. I hate to say it, but I actually
wish it was this couple that got engaged in If

(29:36):
you don't remember Holiday Touchdown, which is a chief a
Chief's love story based on this romance. Ladies and gentlemen,
please turn your attention to.

Speaker 12 (29:46):
Midfield from Hallmark and the NFL Derek Taylor, Kansas City Chiefs.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Probably we are finalists for the Fan of the Year Award.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Comes a love story that's a real Christmas game changer.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
Oh yeah, I know you are.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah, the lucky Christmas app We only get to the
super Bowl if someone in her family.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Where's the hat on Christmas?

Speaker 5 (30:04):
Okay, do you not believe me?

Speaker 8 (30:06):
I just need to see some of that Christmas magic
for myself.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Oh it gets real hot and heavy, and I got
to tell you, I hope they get engaged.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
They well, look, they estimate the ring to be somewhere
to to near a million dollars for the ring. The
dress that that tailor wore in the Instagram photo of
the engagement was three hundred and ninety eight dollars has
completely sold out on It was a Ralph Lauren dress,
so it's sold out in all sizes on there as well.

(30:37):
So it's a five x to extra small.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
So the Biggins to the Tinians or celebrating.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Look whatever you would like on it.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
It is what it is.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
So the backdrop they did that he had set up
there costs about fifteen thousand dollars the whole backdrop kind
of set up.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
So she engaged.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
You know, the wedding's going to be a big deal.
I mean literally, it's like stop the world yesterday and
this happens.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
So you know what, I appreciate you talking about this
because look, I mean, it is the biggest story, whether
you are into sports or whether you're into pop culture.
But at the intersection of sports and pop culture, there
is a forgotten man who stands alone and coming up later,

(31:24):
we will undress him and we will talk to him
and we will get his opinion.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, that's and no one else is doing it. That's
Ed Kelsey. He's the father of Travis Kelsey, the forgotten
about a person in all of this everyone. And here's
the deal. Oh, no one thinks about Ed. Of everybody's
conversation about this entire thing, Ed's the one who dropped
the truth bomb.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
And that's the thing. It's like nowadays, everybody want to
talk like they got something to say, but nothing comes out.
You know, when they move their lips, it's just a
bunch of gibberition. You forgot about Ed. I just don't
forget about Ed. Listen, we had an Eddie bom okay,
and he and he dave us something and you'll you'll
hear that, what.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
Are we still doing this? The JNN is on your
radio now, Oh.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Boy, So the cracker barrel saga, I guess is now
officially over, okay.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
And I love Uncle hirsh Herschel's back.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Hershe Herschel will be back. So uh, you know the
uh you know, as the stocks plummeted and the company
was losing hundreds of millions of dollars, uh, because they
wanted to do a change the logo. Uh. You know,
President Trump yesterday had called on Cracker brow to change
its logo back.

Speaker 11 (32:43):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
He said, go back to the old logo, admit a
mistake based on constant response, which is the ultimate poll,
and manage the company better than ever before. He said,
you got billions of dollars worth of free publicity if
you play your cards right. Very tricky to do, but
a great opportunity. So what turns around happening? Guess what
Cracker Barrel says, We're staying with the old logo and

(33:04):
pre market today their stocks are soaring.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
So so what we should have done is yesterday bought
some Cracker Barrel stops. Yeah, like it, put through a
thousand on them, and that because you knew they were
going to change back. And then Uncle Herschel was gonna
come back. So now people are gonna make millions. Dot
darn it.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
We never think about these things. The second thing they
should do is walk that CEO right out the front door.
Well you know what I mean, what was the purpose behind?

Speaker 1 (33:35):
I mean, my my thing is, you know, everyone had
fun with like putting their faces and doing the little
memes and stuff. But why are you changing so if
it ain't broke, don't fix it. That's like putting you know,
that's like taking out George Stanza and putting in like,
you know, mel Brooks into Seinfeld.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
It's cute, it's funny, but it's not not. Look, I'm
not even sure. You know, people are calling it a
woke thing. I'm not even sure if it.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Was a was it a woke thing? I go, Marshall
is just an old white guy in a barrel.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
I think it was just more of it. I think
it was more ceo stupidity. Yeah, somebody in a position
that just didn't think things through. And I get it,
trying to, you know, try to do a redesign and
things of that nature. But at the end of the day,
work on the food a little bit first, and you know,
leave everything to be I mean that your whole ambiance

(34:30):
is is the whole, the.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Whole Older prospector Southern deal, the corn bread. I mean
it made you poop the bed. Move on.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
It meant you did an amber heard move on. You
know that's it and that's how you do it and
play into it.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
Now.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah, that's what Trump said to do, and they did it.
So uh look they are back.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
All right, well uncle hersh We've asked them to love stop,
but they just keep making it worse. Jeff News Networked
or as you might not, the JNN is on your radio.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
On all right.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
So yesterday the Ashville City Council approved amending the city
Ordinance when it comes to addressing panhandling and solicio solicitation. Okay, Now,
what that includes is increasing the size of high traffic
zones in the Central Business District and adding more high
traffic zones on and around Heywood Road, Patton Avenue, things

(35:19):
of that nature, downtown builtmore village. What that means is
you are not allowed to panhandle in what they consider
high traffic zones. Okay, So the city says, look, there
are certain situations where you can't You can't force yourself
on another or a cost them for the money. Can't

(35:39):
do it within twenty feet of a financial institution like
a bank or an ATM, anywhere there's out there dining.
Can't do it with an eight feet of a bus station.
You can't stand in the line, you know, if somebody's
trying to enter a business. You can't do it in
the medians on roads and things of that nature. Can't
do it after dark. And this is going to be
the kicker. You can't do it while under the influence

(36:00):
of alcohol or drugs. Yeah, and the cops roll up
and they say, hey, let's do a breathalyzer and get
three hots and a cop. You get it quickly, so
it basically what they're saying with all of this is
your panhandling days are over and that goes into effect immediately. Well,
you know, I am actually looking out the window on

(36:23):
pat n av there's usually a panny or two walking
down around this time that starts heading down to the corner.
There haven't seen anything.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
I have.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
I haven't seen him, and he's got a skateboarder on
his backpack. I have not seen him.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
And it's like, where are they going to go?

Speaker 1 (36:38):
So imagine this now this could backfire and just hear
me out ladies and gentlemen. They could say okay and
follow the law. They could each pick an apartment complex,
No they can't. They can each pick. They can't a
street that is not heavily traveled. Maybe you're cul de

(36:59):
sac and they could panhandle there.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
They can't.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
They can. No, yes, they can. How did you see?

Speaker 2 (37:05):
What do you mean they can?

Speaker 1 (37:06):
It's not it's not a high traffic there, it's not
a high draft.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Can't go into a neighborhood. Yeah, should get somebody's know.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
You can't go into somebody's neighbor and.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Knock on doors.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
What if you're a Jehovah Pearson they do that? Okay,
well that's something good. They ask for donations. Well that's different. Okay,
I would assume, you know, but I don't know if
you can. But you know, if you're if you're going
your somebody's house or something, I mean, you know, that's
that's a problem.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Yeah, well yeah, all right, well listen, uh let's see
if they follow the Lall well.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Look, you can pass all these ordinances all you want,
and that's and that's great. Uh, you know, but at
the end of the day, are we going to enforce
said law.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Should should the Rizon Jeff Show be the first show
to do panhandler alerts? So when somebody sees a panhandler,
they call eight two eight two four oh one oh
five nine, Yes, and we play a bell and it goes,
and then you tell us where you where you saw
the panhandle, and you tell us where you see the panhandler,
and then we go and we put it out there.

(38:06):
You put it out there because you know what you
pass the ordinance.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yeah, we love it. I don't mind it because we've
been accosted and you know, I've I was in the
parking lot of like Little Caesars who were touched and
another one, you know when we were over by for
villas on the time somebody was going around. So none
of that you could do anymore. So yeah, if you
see it, maybe that's the way to go about it.
That's what we're gonna do. Eight two eight two four

(38:29):
oh one oh five nine.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
If you see a panhandler, we're gonna sound the panhandler alarm. Okay,
and that panhandler alarm is going to go out across
the radio airwaves and hopefully that gets business done.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
What do you say, Yeah, we gotta do it. You
got the ordinance. You got to put it through. Don't worry.
Guess what we're here for you? Okay, we have an alarm.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
The Mountain text us kid, and you're really creative both
The Mountain Talking texte a two eight two four oh
one oh five nine's two eight two four oh one
O five nine one.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
O five nine The Mountain.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
It is one of five nine in The Mountain. Ashield's
classic rock The Rezone Jeff Show. I think if I
asked you, anyone of you, what the biggest story in
the world is today, what would you say, Jeff? What
would you say?

Speaker 5 (39:24):
Would be?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yeah, it's other than Cracker Barwell, which is coming to
an end. And you know, I guess who really cares
at the end of the day.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
People do? People do?

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Honestly, they don't care. But of course it's Travis Kelcey,
It's Taylor Swift. It's the in a sense, I don't
want to say fairy tale, but it's an engagement. If
and look if if somebody that loves love, all right, well.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
She sings about love and love, but she's from reading Pennsylvania.
They don't really love love. There's okay, you know they
got the railroad. But if you you know, if you uh, if.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
You're writing's okay, they got the railroad, right you ever
been up that way?

Speaker 11 (40:03):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
You know what they also have w ee.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
I that doesn't mean that they're a good town. Okay,
well whatever that means. But uh but you know, look,
Redding is you know, historic, So nevertheless, she's a hometown
kind of girl. But look, at the end of you
want it's a marriage. She wants to be right, See,
that's what it is. And if you're younger and you look,
if you had sisters, you remember back in the day

(40:26):
watching all those types of shows, and every girl kind
of you know, dreams of things like that. So it's
like a fairy tale in a sense. And so it's
a big deal, biggest pop star on the planet period.
And then you know, and you know he's a you know,
on the downside of his career when it comes to football.
But nevertheless, yeah, I mean, come on, it's uh, we
all can't just look at it and go all right, well,

(40:47):
maybe this will work out good for them. Everybody's got
to be a pessimist.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
But you know why, it's because and I'm gonna I'm
just gonna be straight. People made a whole fuss about
Mamma Kelsey at the Billmore Mama Kelsey.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
She was, she was at the Billmore over the weekend.
Everyone made a fuss And that's great.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
I love that someone that's famous is bringing attention to
local business, albeit a business that doesn't need much help.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
No, but nonetheless it's cool. Okay, Taylor Swift, she really
enjoyed the Tuton Common she did. She did like the
Tuton Common stuff. Here's the thing, Taylor Swift biggest pop
star on the planet. I don't think she needs help,
right would you agree with that?

Speaker 18 (41:33):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (41:33):
No?

Speaker 2 (41:34):
No, okay, but I got it. You know, I got
to think that it's hard when you're that famous to
find love. What are people really into you for at
the end of the day, Well, that's fine, Who cares?

Speaker 3 (41:43):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
But the point is, she's the biggest pop star on
the planet. And then yet Travis, who is a lunk
of a football player and again wealthy in his own right.
Who cares?

Speaker 8 (41:53):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (41:54):
You know, I mean everyone talks Travis and then even
Jason and Kylie. Kylie Kelsey has her own podcast. Jason
has his own podcasts on Monday Night football. It's just
like everyone has something going on in that family, and that.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
May I go.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
To the forgotten man.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Who is the man who without his seed, there would
be no Kelsey brothers, there would be no lover for Taylors,
if there would be no Super Bowl and Hall of
Fame players.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Ed Kelsey?

Speaker 1 (42:34):
What about Ed? What about Ed?

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Right?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
What about?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Why is no one saying what happened Ed Kelsey? And
what's he thinking about all this?

Speaker 11 (42:44):
Right?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
What if all we're doing is ant saying to ourself, Oh,
look at all this deliverintary Looking at over the.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Room, we see the mom. You could probably figure out
a lot of things at the mom. But if I
sat you down at the table and I said, all right,
you can tell me what mom did and you could
let me know about her, and I said, all right,
I'll give you ten thousand dollars cash if you told
me what Ed Kelsey did for a living growing up? Yeah,
you know, while they were kids. You probably you don't
know anything about it.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
I'll tell you what if you know anything about Ed
Kelsey eight two eight two four oh one oh five nine,
you can't google it. You have to call with in
that you have to call it in the next thirty seconds.
I'm sure if you know anything about him.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
We'll give you it.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
We'll qualify you for a parent tickets to go see
NC State Fair four pack. Now nobody cares what he thinks.
I'm gonna tell you. Everyone's saying, oh, here's some viral reactions.
Oh cool, hello class.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
As you know, we were supposed to have a biocam
midterm today, biom, Taylor and Travis just got engaged.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
No, I can't focus, talk, can't focus.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Classes canceled, get out of here.

Speaker 10 (43:46):
We got it.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Wow, So he cancels class, and then we have another one.
And then, by the way, some listener wrote a song
and sent it in to us.

Speaker 13 (43:56):
When I tell you this, Scott, here.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
We go.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
What.

Speaker 6 (44:01):
I'm more excited than when I got engaged hard launching
her engagement with these photos.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Oh my god, two thousand and eight, sixteen year old
Danny is gonna be okay? Is this the same girl
that's saying my acid tears? Oh my god? Oh no,
she's hocky okay, you know, and again and and you know,
this is the last viral one. And then I want

(44:31):
to play the listeners song because I think it's very
important that we talk about ed here.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Oh, okay, is this real?

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Open your Instagram right now? Did you see it? Open
your Instagram?

Speaker 17 (44:45):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (44:45):
I got Is it real?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Is it real?

Speaker 15 (44:47):
No?

Speaker 19 (44:47):
Is it real?

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm gonna cry. Oh
my god.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Okay, I gotta call Jes Okay, bye, okay. So those
were the viral reactions. You know, a listener sayers a song.
Is this that guy that sent us the song?

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Or now, no, it's not him, No, it's Donna's on there.
So oh Donna Kelsey? No, Dona, I'm kidding, Donna.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
What's up?

Speaker 14 (45:10):
Hey?

Speaker 20 (45:10):
I can tell you his birthday?

Speaker 12 (45:13):
Ed?

Speaker 2 (45:13):
You could tell there?

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Now you look at how do you know Ed Kelsey's birthday?
Don't why?

Speaker 10 (45:24):
My granddaughter told me.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Your granddaughter had a conversation with you about Ed Kelsey?

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yes, okay, really, why do you guys share the same birthday?

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Well?

Speaker 20 (45:35):
No, but we were talking about Taylor. You know, we're
trying here.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
You're trying. You're trying hard here, but you're you're trying.
I got it, so so you got it?

Speaker 2 (45:46):
And and and what's his birthday? Tell us all.

Speaker 20 (45:50):
August fifteenth?

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Wow, you know what?

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Okay, I'll tell you what we missed it and you
know what, just for that where you are going to
qualify you for those NC State Fair tickets and you're
gonna hang on. I gotta tell you, Donna, we put
you on a polygraph. You're failing, miserable. Well you are failing, Donna,
But that's okay. I'm gonna play you this song at
this listeners send in and then we're gonna take a break,
and then we want to we want to talk to

(46:16):
the man himself. I want to talk to Edward who
what didn't he want to get into the military but
then he had some kind of condition. We got so much.
But here's the deal with Ed. The deal with is
that Ed dropped the biggest bomb about their engagement rue
that nobody is talking about. If you're all having a

(46:39):
good time here, but Ed dropped the biggest bomb that
he let out, and nobody else is talking about this
what Ed had to say. We need to listen to
Ed Kelsey a little more. Well, uh, this is.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
From a guy he said. All he did was text
in I love the band Rush. Don't call me Geddy Lee,
call me Eddie Free.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Oh god.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
And here's his uh song that he made. Here's Geddy Free.
I don't know where you are, but I hope you
like it.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
They got engaged. They finally got engaged.

Speaker 21 (47:11):
I know this because I saw on their instagram ps
just Taylorsrit and Travis Kelcey found their love story.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
But anyone who quotes the song is basic.

Speaker 21 (47:18):
Ken borings all log onto your socials and post live share.
Everybody has to comment to prove that they care.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
A super famous pod cup call.

Speaker 12 (47:28):
Just being Kai says they're now biggest couple since that
guy was beyond sick.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
His name's jay Z and I can't listen to anymore that.
Here's the deal.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
I hate j two four oh one oh five nine.
You are just mere minutes away from hearing from the
Forgotten Kelsey. What did Ed think ed about his marriage,
his son's marriage? What does Ed think about Taylor? What
does Ed think about him and his wife in the
way that they make love? What does Ed think about Jason?

(48:00):
Ed think about Kylie's podcast? What is Ed think about
his grandchildren? Why don't we ask Ed?

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Well listen? Ed could be a bit of a snooze,
But at the end of the day, Ed had the
biggest secret that he told about their engagement. Nobody else
is talking about right, and uh, don't worry about it.
We got it, Hey, folks, we got ed Ooh next.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Can you put us on the Mountain talking text line
at A two eight two four oh one o five nine.
That's a two eight two four oh one oh five
nine nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Taylor Swift and uh Travis Kelsey got engaged. It is
the biggest news in the world right now. It's one
of five ninety Minuntnashville's class at Gractorizzo and Jef Show.
And we said to ourselves, how do we talk about this?
A lot of people are gonna do things like, you know, say, oh,
if this many people do this, I'm gonna do this.

(48:55):
Or they're gonna say what's Taylor's best love song? Or
they're gonna add a wedding plan on the radio what
songs should play at their wedding? Right? Yeah, but you
know what, the way that the Rizon and Jeff Show
approaches things, albeit the right way, isn't always the understood way.
So I'm going to reach out to the man whom

(49:18):
without his uh, I guess his fertilization, there would be
no Travis, there would be no Jason, there would be
no tailor news, there would be no Kylie Kelsey podcast.
Oh no, no, his name ed Kelsey. Yeah, and a

(49:40):
little advice perhaps, you know I like advice.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
And here's the thing. We get a big heaping of
Mama Kelsey. Okay, so Dona Kelsey. We get plenty, plenty
of Mamma Kelsey. Even we got some of her last
weekend here in Ashville as she did the whole Biltmore deal. Okay,
she was hanging there. So we get plenty of Donna.
Tons of Donna were plowed with don. Oh we get

(50:06):
is Donna plows so you know what? And we hear
from Travis and then we hear from Taylor's family and everything.
But you know, good old hard working.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Americans, you know what it is. He is a a
what is that called rust belt seventies eighties? Dad?

Speaker 2 (50:24):
He was where is that rust belt data appreciation? He
was a sales rep for the steel industry. That's a man,
that's a man's man. And he is buff, gruffing, tough.
Yeah he eats a little bit, but he you know,
he's a blue collar kind of guy that just wanted
to make sure that good old Americans steel made it

(50:45):
to where it needed to be made. That's what he
did for us. Okay, So Ed Kelsey finally has waged
and we've we've heard from him, the patriarch of the
Kelsey family.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
He had to say, can you just can you just
call it what it is? He is the Kelsey family.
He laid Mama down, He was there when baby Travis
and baby Jason were born. Without his seed, there would
be no Hall of Famer. Without his seed, there would

(51:20):
be no target for Patrick Mahomes. So I want to
know what he thinks about his son. Yeah, potentially having
seed with you know, the biggest pop star in the world.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
So I'll tell you what. Join us for Ed time.

Speaker 11 (51:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
You know what, if you want to learn more about
Ed eight two eight two four A one oh five nine,
or you have ED factoids, we'd love to hear him
because Ed Kelsey is the least appreciated talked about you know.
Dare I say?

Speaker 11 (51:50):
You know?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
He could be considered a sex icon in some circle.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Right, let's get to it. I feel like we've sold
Ed enough, all right? Well, Ed, what do you think here.

Speaker 19 (52:00):
As you can be for something like this. I kind
of kind of look at it the same way that
I'm sure this was do this is still the little
kid they raised at home. Okay, yes, they they both
had a lot of success in their in their endeavors
and and they get a lot of notoriety and a
lot of a lot of attention, but they're still the

(52:22):
same people.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
That we raised.

Speaker 19 (52:24):
And it's just it just makes you feel good to
see a couple as much in love.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Wow, that was beautiful.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
And I don't think that anyone has said something just
as as concise as caring, compassionate, as manly, as to
the heart as that. You know, our boss is a
big fan of Barracuda and heart. There there was more

(52:53):
heart in that than any Barracuda.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
That sounds like something that maya Angelo whatever. Yeah, Angelo
was beautiful.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
It was so Ed.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
I mean, you know, they kind of wanted to ask
you about the whole behind the scenes process.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
What do you got Eddie baby so.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Wonderful young lady.

Speaker 19 (53:14):
She's very good for him, and they just compliment each
other so well. It was a couple of weeks ago
the Travis got it done.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Now wait a minute, now, way a minute.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Well, first off, Ed, you're listening to Tailor in the background.
You are listening to a little bit of Taylor Swift
that I don't know if you know that. What do
you mean by two weeks ago? Travis got it done?

Speaker 1 (53:36):
What Ed means Jeff is fourteen days ago on Wednesday
or Tuesday, August the twenty, excuse me, August the twelfth.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
He got it done. So he was engaged. That he
was he's been engaged.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
They didn't announce it to the public because they didn't
think the public could handle it, and obviously they can't.
But Ed knew what's the difference. They came to him
and they said, Daddy, baby, Eddie baby, how do we
handle this? He says, stop, Taylor, you wear this. Let
me call my friend Vera Wang. All right, son, you

(54:15):
wear this. We're gonna back drop this. You're gonna get
married here.

Speaker 20 (54:18):
She won.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
She wore Ralph Fluren and that's.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
What he said.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
So that was that was That was an head pick.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
That was an ED pick.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Ralph Lauren. He didn't want no no no for Sachi,
no no, no no.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
He wants Ralph Laurent night mom and proper.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Modest, modest, get out of get it at Macy's.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
That's it. Getting in at Macy's or j C. Pennies
on sale now continue ed.

Speaker 19 (54:39):
Uh, after after a few weeks of of of prodding
from my shelf, from from Scotch, He's gonna do it,
and wanted to find the perfect you know, the perfect
way to ask her and to make it special. And
we kept trying to tell him, when you do it,
that's what makes it special. So though spread the unaware,

(55:00):
just get it done. Travis's mother and Taylor's parents, Uh,
we've all expected this for for for a little while now.
I mean, they're just so good together, they really are,
and and they're just they're both so happy, happier than
I think they I don't know that I've seen ever
seen Travis hafer it that.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Way well that I mean, first off, that's beautiful. Second off,
he had a little bit of mayonnaise in.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
His mouth there. But what he was trying to say
he was eating a sandwich. He was having a sandwich.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
But what he was trying to say was that the
Swifts and then have been expecting it for a long time.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
But you know what he said.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
He said, Travis came to me and he said, Dad,
when and how do I pop the question? How do
I make it special? And he said when you do it,
it will be special, my son.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
That's beautiful in the midst of tamwich. It's eating a
tuna salad.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
You got out there, and I got to tell you
he might have a little celery in his whiskers, but
I got to tell you like a son kissed. All right,
He popped the question and it was beautiful right in
the living room, and finally ed, how did it all
wrap up?

Speaker 2 (56:07):
How did you know? How did it go? What do
you think we have talked about it?

Speaker 4 (56:11):
Uh?

Speaker 19 (56:12):
You know, uh kind of kind of knew this was
going to happen months ago, to be honest with you,
that was that was my guess, was that, you know,
it was probably during last season this one had really
became obvious that they were just just crazy about each other.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
So he knew last season that his boy was going
to come to him and say, Daddy, when you laid
mama down for the first time, how'd you do it?
When it was honeymoon night and you had to take
care of mama?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
How'd you do it right? How do you take care
of mama? To this day, so she doesn't say how
do you do it? I had said, why was it?
Why was why was that talking to him like Jesse Jackson.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
It's because that's how he talks to my.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
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Speaker 2 (57:15):
Oh my god, I love the people of the eight
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Speaker 1 (57:19):
It is Rizoon Jeff one O five nine to the Mountain,
Nashville's classic rock.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
This is the Rizzon and Jeff Show.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
And of course all women calling the Rizon and Jeff
Show to talk about this man in the Buff, and
so we're gonna get to them, and then I think
what we're gonna do, Jeff is I'll play for you
a little bit of the news story, but in essence, quickly,
what happened is this man.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Is walking around his home in the buff.

Speaker 5 (57:45):
Is that wrong?

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Because he ordered some door dash, and you know, people
were like whoa, and it's like, what's going on here?
He orders door dash? He answers the door he's naked eye.
Is it against the law if he's in his own house?
It does it? Can you just get away with that?
Is it indecent exposure if you're in your own house?

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Well for a four back of tickets to uh the
NC State Fair and all ladies, I love it. We're
gonna go Lacey Tanner and Christy. Lacey, you're up first.
So what do you think here? Lacey?

Speaker 20 (58:16):
It's absolutely not illegal, It's not right. Don't they should
close their eyes?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Really?

Speaker 14 (58:23):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (58:25):
It sounds to me like you are at home in
the buffer? Is that true?

Speaker 10 (58:29):
Yes?

Speaker 20 (58:32):
On my house naked. There's problems in the world.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Well, wait a minute, what if you order delivery? So
what no, I'm asking do you answer like behind the door?
Do you throw a shirt on?

Speaker 5 (58:43):
What do you do?

Speaker 20 (58:45):
Maybe they wanted him to see him naked. Maybe he
wanted to be naked, you know what? Trying to if
I'm ordering having an order?

Speaker 22 (58:53):
You know?

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Yeah, you know your advocacy for the nude is is
very I love it too, you know. I hang on, lady,
you are absolutely in for those tickets there, hang on
for digital. So let's go to Tanner Tanner?

Speaker 14 (59:06):
Hello, Hey day, how's it going good?

Speaker 5 (59:09):
How you do.

Speaker 14 (59:11):
Good?

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (59:12):
I'd have to say I'm kind of guilty of this myself.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
You get you you answer the door naked? If you
place a food delivery?

Speaker 20 (59:21):
Enough?

Speaker 15 (59:22):
I know somebody's coming to the door. No, but I
have answered the door in the bus when someone has
knocked when I've been in the bus.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Really, do you just go home and just take off
your clothes and just just bounce me?

Speaker 2 (59:35):
She just got out of asking. I'm just asking.

Speaker 14 (59:38):
I don't know if it's hot.

Speaker 15 (59:40):
Yeah, if there are days that I will get out
of my car, stripping my clothes as I'm walking to
the front door to get out of them.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Wellly, and is this more of a woman or a
man thing? Because the only people on the phone right
now are women, and it seems that they are much
more comfortable with this than men.

Speaker 15 (59:57):
I'm not going to get tacked with some sort of
indecient closure and get on some predatory left.

Speaker 21 (01:00:02):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
That's exactly what happened to this guy. Yeah, hey, Tanner,
got any houses for Got any houses for sale on
your block?

Speaker 11 (01:00:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:00:10):
Fortunately I live where I can't see my neighbors too.

Speaker 14 (01:00:13):
Well, there are growing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Well, let us know if we can rent a tent
on your lawn. Yeah, hang on, Tanner, we appreciate you.
Let's go to Chris. Stay Christy, what's going on here?
What do you think about this?

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Chris Day.

Speaker 20 (01:00:27):
Well, I think it's an it's absolute conflict of the
Fourth Amendment. It's the reason we have the Fourth Amendment
that people could do what they want to do behind
closed doors in their own home. So I think it's
not about breaking the law, it's about offending somebody. And
in that case, you got to stop and think, well,
you're right's in we're mind again? Well, and you know what,
I want to come to the door, and if you're

(01:00:49):
going to be offended by it, I mean that's up
to the homeowner. Go to the door how you want to.
But if you're offended by it, be prepared.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Oh and it's always so.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
And you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
This is the world of the Oh my god, this
is the world of offended.

Speaker 20 (01:01:06):
I can't trample on the sport. You can't trample on
the constitution just because.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Here's the thing they we we cry. You know, we
had to change a cracker barrel because it was a
Southern guy in a barrel. Now, I know we talked
about it, but it seems that let me ask you,
if you know the story is about a man who's
in his house. He's in his house and he's not
bothering anyone he's not touching anyone, he's not doing anything wrong.
He opens the door to get a delivery, right, and then,

(01:01:37):
you know it, just just opens the door, you know whatever,
leaves a tip and then and then takes the food in,
and these people are calling nine one one on them.
The cops show up. He opens the door again, naked
in his own house. Then they act, then they arrest them.

Speaker 20 (01:01:52):
Okay, that's his bad behavior, so be it.

Speaker 15 (01:01:55):
Did they take the tip?

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
You didn't about that?

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:02:02):
The tip? You know, you know what in this day
and age, to see whatever it is, and you open
that door. It's up to the homeowner whether he wants
to be rude or embarrassed you or not.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
You know what, hangover just one second. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
That is unbelievable, you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
She's right? I mean, if you take the tip, you're
not that upset?

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Hello, who's this?

Speaker 10 (01:02:23):
This is Jim Brusso.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Oh Jim, Jim, what's up? Jim? You've done this before? Hun, Jim?
H once once?

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
And did it backfire on you?

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Or because I hear a lot of ladies all all
about this, you know, but but I haven't heard from
man yet.

Speaker 10 (01:02:40):
Well, I think run around naked your house is fine?
Open the door. That ain't right, why, Jim? Yeah, if
you're kind of a decent exposure, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Another kind of you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Yeah, I but see you would get attacked. I would
get attacked, not may see Tanner and Christie.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
That's difference. No, they they they would run from us, Jim.
Let's be honest, and maybe all of us, Jim. Maybe
like Jim, they're split dropping the food and going, they're
leaving it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Yeah, hang on, Jim, you are going.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
You are qualified for the sects. Let's take a break
here A two eight two four oh one oh five nine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
How do you feel about because I haven't even played
the story yet. No, you guys don't even know what happened.

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
To the guy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
When we get back, we'll do the story. You'll hear
the full thing. The news got involved in the news
and it was a total set up. And I feel
like it was like a Chris Hansen thing they did. Yeah,
they sit down and have a glass of lemonade. Yeah
you know, Jeff, Yeah, I want to cook. Take a
st ye, take a sat All right, we'll be back.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Text a message to Rizzo Jeff, now on the one
O five nine in The Mountain text line two eight
two eight two four oh one oh five nine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
This is you guys are special bunch. This is uh
one five nine in the Mountain, Nashville's classic The Rizo
and Jeff Show. At least I think it is. Yeah, boy,
do we get texts and calls the plenty?

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Yeah, Well, you know we uh you know, we're talking
about a man who is under arrest after he ordered
uh door dash but when he answers the door a
couple of times that he had done it, he's naked.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
And he's in his house and the people accepted the tip,
but then they called nine to one one.

Speaker 14 (01:04:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
And you know Tanner, who had called in before the
break and said that, you know, she has answered the
door naked several times, actually remembered a conversation that you
and I had and I, you know, all these days
blend together, but I guess we talked about one of
us doesn't wash our feet in the shower. I don't
remember which one of us it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Was, because I'm not no, no, no, I'm not in
a I'm not an everyday foot washday.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Yeah. I don't really get down there on the scrub
a dub on the feet they dry out too much. Yeah.
So uh, Tanner said, she remembered that conversation and every
time she's in the shower naked and washing her feet,
she thinks about us every time.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
I gotta tell you, boy, we've left an indelible mark
on this audience. So let's do this. Let's play you
what we're actually talking about. If you're just tuning in,
you're like, what the hell is happening? In essence, we
had a bunch of women call and say that they
run around their house naked and they love taking their
clothes off.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
We had one gentleman calling, admit to it. Jim at Jim, Jim,
he said, he's done.

Speaker 10 (01:05:31):
I love you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Good for Jim.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
And it's all centered around this man.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
I want you to hear. To me, this sounds like
a Chris Hansen sting. And no, I don't mean like
you know this is with like you know, younger people.
I mean like this is like we got to TV people,
we got to cops, we got the lights, it's all
set up like this big production and out he walks
with his tinky winky and bam, Well you know, and

(01:06:00):
I I you know, I mean you know, okay, maybe
his large Martin. Either way, all right, he walks out
and they put him under arrest. But it's like he
answered the door. What's going on here? So you decide
who's wrong in this situation.

Speaker 23 (01:06:17):
If you talk to any door dash driver, they'll tell
you they'd seen it all. A lot of crazy stuff
going on out there. Well, two door dash drivers here
in Koweda County say they saw it all all of
Frederic Riley the other night when he apparently opened the
door to take delivery of two separate food orders. Let

(01:06:37):
me show you the mugshot so you can see who
we're talking about. Frederick Riley charged with two counts of
public indecency after answering the door twice. That's two separate
times to get food orders at his front door.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Now, before we go any further, that's two separate times
for food order. But then it's like you think to yourself,
well wait a minute.

Speaker 23 (01:06:59):
In the same night, both women claim he was fully naked.
They both because they were women. But so here's what
depanies did. They sent a female deputy to knock on
Riley's door.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
On purpose, and uh, you know, now I got don
and Hendersonville before I play the rest of this.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Uh, don, thanks for being patient. What do you got,
my friend?

Speaker 18 (01:07:22):
Well, I got a pretty good, uh assumption of the
whole situation. Here Bes in his house, blinds pulled, doors closed.

Speaker 8 (01:07:32):
And all that.

Speaker 18 (01:07:34):
I think that's cool. You know, I don't have a
problem with that part. But if you know somebody's coming
to the door, okay, he he's had the common decency,
regardless whether you hurt somebody's feelings or not, to have
the common decency to at least cover up your genital area.

Speaker 20 (01:07:52):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Okay, But let me ask you if this was a woman,
if this was a woman, would this have ended the
same way? They even sent a female deputy over to
do this home?

Speaker 20 (01:08:02):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Let's let's just say it. Don, You're out, you're making
a delivery, You're bringing the pizza hut. You open the door,
the lady's naked. You calling the cops after you make
the delivery.

Speaker 18 (01:08:11):
Don No, I'm not going. No, you're not. I would,
you know, cover my eyes out of decency for myself. Well,
the law comes in on this is once you open
your door, you're no longer confined into your home.

Speaker 10 (01:08:29):
You are now.

Speaker 18 (01:08:32):
Into public once the door is open.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
See, that was my question. So if I open my
front door, even if I'm in my home, I am
no longer just in my home.

Speaker 18 (01:08:45):
No, yeah, because once you open the door, like if
somebody breaks into your house, it's not breaking it in
are until they cross the threshold of your door.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Get, I mean I would.

Speaker 16 (01:08:58):
I mean, I.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Know, maybe if I have a porch.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
It's it's this is such a blue but black and
blue issue. It's so hard to figure out.

Speaker 18 (01:09:09):
Well, in my opinion, I'm not gonna go to the
door naked because it just embarrassed me.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
You know, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
I don't believe that.

Speaker 5 (01:09:17):
Don I believe that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
I believe that your real nickname in high school was horse.

Speaker 18 (01:09:24):
Now anyway, it's kind of funny said that, But no,
I was. I was raised in like in the country
and everything. I'm fifty four years old, and I understand
that there's gonna be different types of people in the world.
Some like that, some don't.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:09:43):
Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm not gonna be the one to
judge the man. I'm just saying, once you open the door,
you open that door for anything to happen.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Yeah, it's it's it's crazy, and you know what, h
hang on, horse, Jeff's gonna get your information, and I
want to play the rest of this news here.

Speaker 23 (01:10:06):
Hold on, here's the body cam video, no pun intended.
So the deputy is knocked on the door. She told
the other deputies that he's got a dog set and
they're waiting for him to open the door.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Man, he's naked again the third time that night.

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
In fact, we had to blur the video.

Speaker 23 (01:10:31):
I talked to County Sheriff's off to the learned some
two details about the case, and one of.

Speaker 24 (01:10:37):
The delivery drivers was able to get a picture of
him standing in the doorway fully naked.

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
What you say any thing?

Speaker 20 (01:10:45):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:10:46):
To one of the drivers.

Speaker 24 (01:10:47):
He invited them inside, to which they declined, and then
left the scene and called on one he.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Wanted to get the tip.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
He wanted to go get the tip, and and not
that one, but you know, he wanted to go get
the five dollars and he had and then this was
totally set up. They answer, if you could have seen
this news story, imagine this. Imagine you're watching your local
news right and you have a newsman with a camera
a guy with a light, a guy with a microphone,
a female cop in view, and then all these male

(01:11:15):
cops behind her right that you don't see that are
off camera. He answers the door, you know, his either
large Marger's tinky winky is out, and he's like, I
can't come out because I know it's illegal. So I mean,
you know, well, just like Horse said, I don't know
if this guy knows the where it begins and where

(01:11:36):
it ends, if he keeps his you know, horse inside,
I don't know, you know, if he's if he's breaking
any law.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Lacey text in and said, if it was a woman,
we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
One thousand percent.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Who would call nine one one because someone is naked?
I go in my yard naked, and in the garden naked. Yeah, yeah,
that's what see. And and you talk about new women.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Everyone's listening, everyone's calling, everyone's excited, everyone's texting. We talk
about this guy, you know, and yes, does he look
like you know, uh, you know, the guy who started
this super adventure club. Maybe does he look like Gary Busey?
Does he look like Gary Busey with with a curly mustache?

Speaker 8 (01:12:19):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
All right, does he have some chicklets?

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
You know, has he got a little bit of a
belly and a bulbous upstairs? You know, maybe a nice
little rack there, maybe, But that doesn't mean that he
can't open the door in the buff.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
No, you know what, I'm totally with you, right are
you with Do you stand with me?

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
And do you stand with this man?

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
And do you stand with horse? And that's on hold there,
and we need to stand with Lacey and lady and
Lacy if you need help playing some su we got you, okay,
all right?

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
A two four one o five nine. You got our digits,
all right?

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Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
There are a lot of things going on in the world, obviously,
Jay and N's coming up a little bit. You know,
we'll get back into the Taylorswift stuff if you're just
tuning in. And you know we were talking about Ed earlier,
who is the forgotten Kelsey. But I don't know how
I missed this, And I put this squarely upon my
shoulders because Jeff, you know, did send this to me. Jeff,

(01:13:27):
I do not know how I missed the park ranger
who faked his own stabbing by searching abdominal injuries online
and then finding a way to stab himself.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
He did do that, and you know, it was all
a hoax. But the problem with it is that it
created this large scale emergency response. There were temporary lockdowns
of nearby schools. He was claiming that he had been
attacked and stabbed by a suspect who fled on foot. So, uh,

(01:14:03):
you know, uh, the when he called nine one one
and said that, of course people are concerned if there's
schools around that it was going to happen, they did
the investigation. They found so many inconsistencies in his story. Uh,
and uh, you know, later it came it came to
light that that absolutely did not happen and he just

(01:14:24):
faked the entire thing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Well, but but I guess my question is what makes
you think of faking a stabbing? Like, where are you
at in in in the world in life when you
think of faking a stabbing? I mean, I have a
news for up plane in segment. To me, this is

(01:14:46):
just preposterous.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
Yeah, there was no reasoning behind it, by the way,
it was just something. Yeah, he was gonna get money
or but there's other ways. Man, you don't have to
stab yourself. It's unbelievable.

Speaker 25 (01:15:01):
The same morning he is accused of stabbing himself, he
googled injuries to the abdomen.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Tonight, please say the park ranger who says he was
stabbed in Staunton State Park on Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (01:15:11):
By a six foot, two hundred pound white man made
it all up.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Okay. First off, there he is being metavacked out of there.
Second off, they were on a state wide man hunt
for a man who doesn't exist.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
All schools were on lockdown, so there was never this
six foot crazy white man, right, you know anywhere we
run bizarre.

Speaker 22 (01:15:31):
Yeah, detectives say he actually stabbed himself.

Speaker 25 (01:15:33):
The reporter Allan Today was in the park reporting Tuesday
as dozens of law officers search for a suspect. Alan
joins us Live tonight with these shocking new details.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Oh Allan, well to see.

Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
A search on Tuesday.

Speaker 26 (01:15:48):
The suspension of the search for a suspect by the
Jefferson County Sheriff's Office caused a lot of on the locals.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
The sheriffs now, despite the fact that his feed sucks,
does is it just me or does he have a
gruff newsman voice.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
He does, he has quality newsman.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
He has a quality newsman voice.

Speaker 26 (01:16:06):
Office at the time said they had come to believe
it was a targeted attack. It turns out they were
onto this ranger's story and disparities in it within hours,
and they now have come to believe he targeted himself.
It was a search that stretched nearly eight hours on
the ground and from above God seeking a man described

(01:16:27):
by an injured seasonal park ranger as his attacker.

Speaker 22 (01:16:30):
Our initial response to that was massive, as it should.

Speaker 26 (01:16:34):
Six law enforcement agencies searching for a man they believed
a wrestled a knife away from ranger Callum Heskett and
stabbed him.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Oh okay, first off, First off, he's part time, that's
seasonal ranger. Okay, so that means that you want to
be a ranger. But but you're the you're like the
dwe that they make fun of. So so you you're
never going to get the full tex.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Was this going to be the one that DUEB was
gonna pull it off with where they would feel sorry
for him and then he'd get promoted. They'd be like, oh, bro,
you're a hero, purple heart. You know kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
You've got stabbed and you live through a pro you
are like awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
Oh dude, you know, if you if you're going to
give so much of yourself to this you know park,
this national park, guess what you need to just run it. Yeah,
so let's let's hear more about.

Speaker 26 (01:17:27):
Calum distressed by a trail. But the man stood up
and said explictive the police and charged at him. It
meant the park was shut down and people in the
surrounding area kept out of their homes. A park volunteer
we spoke with new Heskin.

Speaker 20 (01:17:43):
Dedicated competent.

Speaker 8 (01:17:45):
You know, he's a really sweet guy.

Speaker 26 (01:17:47):
But soon the story he told authorities would unravel, says
Jeff Co sheriff spokesperson Jackie Kelly.

Speaker 22 (01:17:53):
Well, tell you with a lot of strange cases, strange
happens a lot, but to absolutely create an elaborate dem
to bring this many people to your aid for nothing
is rare.

Speaker 26 (01:18:06):
There was no suspect found. Heskett said he was knocked
down on his back, but that part of his uniform
was clean. Said he'd been punched in the back of
the head. There was no injury on Heskett's phone. A
detective found searches for how deeper arteries in lower abdomen?

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
Oh my god, dude, come on, man, pies in the
lower abdomen.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
A casual question. If somebody gets stabbed, how long before
they die? Arteries in the abdomen? Map how deeper arteries
in the lower left quadrant of your abdomen?

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
One million for each time you get stabbed? Is listen?
So this had to be a money thing here, don't understand.
Here's a park ranger in North Carolina. Max, you're looking
about fifty four k? They say, so is No, that
would be your salary. Now, if you're extremely experienced, yeah,

(01:19:03):
you'll make more, just like any job. But generally the
national average is forty to forty five thousand dollars for
a park ranger. Are you taking a knife to the
abdomen for forty five k?

Speaker 16 (01:19:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Okay, no, I no, I wouldn't get out of bed
because twelve you know, twelve bucks an hour, thirteen bucks
an hour. Yeah, And here's the thing this part time.
I don't even know if this guy wants I see now.
I'm wondering did he want to be cool? Because there's
like fifteen seconds left, But I don't understand his motive.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
There is none. He hasn't said anything because he claims
that somebody else did for each time you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Get stabbed is what he has at the very bottom
of the screen here.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
And abdominal anatomy.

Speaker 22 (01:19:45):
Oh my, he is now a suspect in an elaborate hoax.
And we feel very confident that he created a self
inflicted wound to himself and made a story.

Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
Yet but they have yet to establish.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Oh, come on, you right, come on after all that,
you can't It's say he googled one million per abdomen.
He was trying to stab himself to get some money.
So think about this if you are Caleb or calib
or however the he can pronounce his name. I mean,
what does it cost for a body part? Nowadays? I

(01:20:21):
think they said that if you sold your body for parts,
it would be about four to five million dollars. So
maybe if you sell out your abdomen, which I would
love to do, I don't have any, uh so I'll
sell my abdomen for some I mean, how much can
I get for my abdomen?

Speaker 16 (01:20:41):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
You know you kind of need your abdomen a little bit. Okay, Oh,
it's I gotta tell me, well, I got news for you. Okay,
if you're trying to move up in the world, in
the Ranger World and become Ranger Smith from Yogi bear right,
I don't think you know, you necessarily have to take
a shive, okay, to the gut to get it done.
Are you that really hopped up on the Ranger life?

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Listen?

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
You really got to dog yourself in.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
Listen. Caleb, he started out the cub Scouts, Okay, he
slept outside, then he was a wee blow, then he
was a boy Scout, then he was a nature preserver,
then he was a four racher, and then he became
a part time you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Know, maybe something happened in the Scouts doing something happened
to him there. Then they went by Scout you think
Alec Baldwin, Uh, I don't know. Then they went Team
Boy was then they went Scouts of America whatever the
hell they're called. And guess what Caleb just lost?

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
And the Mountain call us textas and you're really creative
both the Mountain talking tech line A two eight two
four oh one oh five nine.

Speaker 5 (01:21:45):
That's a two eight two four oh one o five
nine on the Mountain.

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
The JNAD no longer Ashville's newest but still least reliable
news outlet.

Speaker 5 (01:21:55):
Guys, can't we just tell him to go to eight
to eight news dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
All right, fine, the j and then Jeff News Network
is ready to inform and lighten and cole keep trying. Anyways,
the JNN.

Speaker 5 (01:22:05):
He's on one oh five nine in the Mountain Down.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Earlier in the show, we heard from the only person
that Riz and Jeff honestly care about when it comes
to the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey engagement was thanks
was Ed Kelsey. And Ed Kelsey dropped a little nugget
we called an Ed nugget. Oh oh, the Ed Nuggets,
Ed nuggets if you Oh yeah. So he Ed said

(01:22:33):
that he was going to put it off till this week,
but he didn't do it. He actually got engaged a
couple of weeks ago to Taylor and and so I
guess this was something that had been done and then
they waited a couple of weeks, so I guess put
it out there to the public. But this had been
finished and done.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Well, here's what I want you to do. I want
you to open your mouth and I want you to
get ready for some ed Kelsey nugget. All right, now
here is the big news.

Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
Wonderful young lady.

Speaker 19 (01:23:01):
She's very good for him to Taylor, and they just
compliment each other so well. It was a couple of
weeks ago the Travis.

Speaker 10 (01:23:10):
Got it done.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
There it is, he got it ago. He got it done.
So you know what happened. He's forgotten.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
Donna was here.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
She was at the Biltmore.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
YadA, YadA, Taylor, you know she's farting around wherever with.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Donna come to like throw off.

Speaker 18 (01:23:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
I think this past week, I.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Think Donna came because I think she's got and call
me crazy, I think she's got a secret dude on
the side. Oh that's what I hear from my my
my friends at Biltmore. Not gonna say anything, okay, Ada,
Donna's got a dude in the too eight. I won't
say who, but I know.

Speaker 5 (01:23:45):
Who he is.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Well, now the prop bets are beginning, and uh, you
know you can you can bet uh here in North
Carolina now and just a few of them like when
will they get married, When will she get pregnant? Where
will they get married? Where will they get married? What
designer would the dress be is Travis going to retire
before the wedding? And will she be the performer of

(01:24:07):
the super Bowl halftime show. So that's just some of
the bets, the prop bets that have begun when it
comes to all of this. So the world's got to
be watching for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Look, I am I don't care about what anyone has
to say about dis except ed. We went through this.
I mean, if Eddie wants to share something with me,
I'm all ears, I'm open Eddie baby. But other than
Ed Kelsey, I don't really care what anyone's got to
say on this subject.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
Congrats.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
I mean, this guy sent us in a song. He
was a listener. He texted us in and it was painful.
We can only get through so much of it, he goes,
what do you think of my song? And so I'm
going to start it in the middle to see if
we can maybe get sour through power through in.

Speaker 12 (01:24:58):
That guy with me say, Bill has a gorgeous wedding,
that lessing then and there's no anyone of us here
is getting in.

Speaker 5 (01:25:11):
But she'll get ready for the series, get ready for that.
Will the wedding be a big part of their new
album release?

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Will it happen at that halftime show.

Speaker 21 (01:25:19):
We're during arastuo Will the wedding have its very young
Telis Version two? U.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
Okay, look, I'm not gonna say what his name is,
but I'm gonna go on a limb and say that
maybe stick to your day job.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
Brother.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
He listen to this show, he listens to the Well,
you'd be surprised. I mean, we had three newdiest women
calling in a little earlier. So I mean if nudest
women listen, why can't a guy who sings about you know, swift?
We got an eclectic group.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
Yeah, that's for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
Are we still doing this? The j n N is
on your radio now?

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
On the mouse was a big Will Smith dude. Oh,
always have been, always will be man. He's a He's
a big time big Willie guy. Uh he I guess
Rizzio really got caught up in the whirlwind that was
the clean rap era of Uh I love, I love
the good not the good stuff from back in the day,
not summertime. Riza got caught up in like the late nineties,

(01:26:19):
two thousands, Miami uh kind of stuff. And as Will
Smith attempts to resurrect his career and after the slap
and all the crazy stuff. He uh, you know, he's
going on a little bit of a tour now, you
you know. They put out a promotional video for the tour,
claiming that these were people that had come to see him.
But the problem with it, Rizzio, is that when you

(01:26:41):
looked at the video, there were inconsistencies and it looked
very much like artificial intelligence because faces were mangled, extra
arms on human beings, were there people, there are people
that didn't look human, and uh, they kind of went
through it and said, all right, now, this guy's making
artificial intelligence videos to make it look like seventy thousand

(01:27:04):
people are coming out to see him, so.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
Let's do this. Uh, this is why maybe he has
to put out fake you know, will Smith music, because
he he needs to go back to his roots. I
respect women when I'm all not deep. I take him
to the park, I may, but you see him, man,
I only try to kiss him if they're read what

(01:27:29):
I say?

Speaker 13 (01:27:29):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
What? How about?

Speaker 12 (01:27:30):
Your mom and dad are getting no jobs and you
can help pay for schools?

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Wipe your shoes on the mat when you're come in
the house. Someone just clean that flow. Now, see that's
the problem. He doesn't do that kind of rapping anymore.
Jeffy's dirty rapping.

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
Yeah, well he's trying to get back into the good
graces of everybody. But uh, but you know, when you're
getting nailed making fake videos, people can figure out and
you can't get artificial intelligence right.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
Well see, I think that's that's really the big issue.
Because again there there was a news story here.

Speaker 17 (01:28:11):
No, no, no, this is the video in question. Share
to Will Smith's socials with the castin I'm looking at
My favorite part of tour is seeing you all up close.
Thank you for seeing me too. But some viewers spotted
strange visuals, blurred faces, distorted.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Oh my god, this baby looks like it has like
a like an alien notes, and what looked.

Speaker 17 (01:28:34):
Like a crowd straight out of an AI playbook. One
sign appears to read from West Philly to West Well
that's all people could make out because the next word
is made up of characters that don't actually spell anything.
Another questionable sign reads too bad weather people at Paleo
tonight will be a storm, with some suggesting this was

(01:28:54):
a randomly generated word.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
What online reading. I just so he faked the video,
shared it on his socials and I'm sure he didn't share,
but whoever, And the video is totally fake. So the
crowd was never there for but wasn't there He made
it up?

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
But why why does he do that? I mean he
used he was in nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
I mean he was just.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
He was as big as it gets.

Speaker 19 (01:29:19):
He was.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
He used to sing for his movies. He used to
do you know wow Weiga while wig wild. Well, yeah,
I mean he.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
Was Jim West Desperado. Yeah, you know, rough Rata.

Speaker 7 (01:29:29):
You know he was.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Parents just don't understand. He was stirring up something with
kool aid.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
Do you remember that? Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
Well, it's no more for him. He would just move
back to Philly. He's just live in West Philly and
called a day and go from there.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
Right, And you know what his song pretty Girls, I
think is what really turned a lot of people off
because it's like, you know, I have a problem hardy
heart or hard but it's like it's it's still just
you know, it's a parody almost of of like kind
of music.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
It's a parody of what he used to be.

Speaker 5 (01:29:58):
Made me understand.

Speaker 11 (01:30:03):
He said he sold out. I like pretty girls. I
love pretty girls. I like pretty girl.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
I love pretty I'm sorry, I'm sorry you're staring. You're
getting caught up there, all right, I just I'm sorry, Okay, sorry,
I have one more and I got to tell people
about their Hostess snacks.

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
We've asked them to stop, but they just keep making
it worse. Jeff news that worked, or as you might
note the j n N. He's on your radio on
the mountain.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
When was the last time you ate a ding dong?

Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
Ding dong?

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
Ding dong? About two weeks ago? I do, Yeah, I
got one at the Snoco right up the road.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
Ding dong at the Sonoco. Yeah, right of the road there, yeah,
alf okay, is that a shell to show this? Yeah,
I'm sorry. Ding dong there, And if you go in,
they have the snowballs. And I wanted a snowball, but
he didn't have any, so I had the ding dong
because I wasn't in the mood for oh uh those
uh whatever pollys. Get your ding dong dates, right, okay,

(01:31:16):
all right, Well hostess is recalling ding dongs. If you
got a ding dong and it's sitting there in your cabinet, uh,
don't eat it because why because there are mold concerns
when it comes to ding dongs, and I'm talking all
kinds of dig dongs, the two count ding dong, the
ten count ding dong, what about the two count, the

(01:31:36):
six count ding dong, the sixteen count family pack. Yeah,
moose of a family pack of ding dongs, the sixteen
count as well. Check your cabinet is if your cabinet
is littered with ding dongs, toss him out.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
Okay, that is bad news. All right, what a way
to end it? I want a ding dong, don't?

Speaker 5 (01:31:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
All right, I'm glad you remembered where you had a
ding dong and when Okay, Sonoko shell Sun gas station
was being down at a gas station.

Speaker 4 (01:32:06):
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Speaker 5 (01:32:27):
Of course, sorry man, Yes, Jeff can't stand.

Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
It either time for Rizzou's Razzle dazzl on one oh five.

Speaker 10 (01:32:33):
Nine The Mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
Sorry, one year, one automaker, one van, one color, one parkway.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
Yesterday I was driving around for inspiration, thinking of different videos.
We're in the eight to eight kind of things that
are going about.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
Sorry, Sorry I didn't answer your phone call It's okay,
or text call and texts text you as well.

Speaker 5 (01:33:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
I actually said, oh my god, this is happening. And
I didn't hear from you at all. What time was
this like three thirty op yep?

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
So uh AnyWho?

Speaker 14 (01:33:18):
Uh you know.

Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
I decided that I would take a drive up down
the Blue Ridge Parkway, get off, go down Hendersonville Road
kind of see what was what. And I saw this
Oldsmobile van. It was gold and it was right by
the Hendersonville Road exit. And this Oldsmobile van, I thought

(01:33:42):
the people there were like seriously in distress because it
was pulled up and both doors were open and there
was this huge embankment. So if you like opened up
those doors and like went down the side, you would
you would be really hurt. Jeff, uh huh, Well uh
it turns out I went to you know the videos

(01:34:05):
up on the one o five nine the Mountain Facebook page.
You could take a gander. You'll see my face at
about eleven seconds go from curiosity to fear. I witnessed
uh uh one two nude men. One of the men
was fully in the buff and yelling at me and

(01:34:27):
I had to bleep it out. The second guy was
dressed like Bilbo Baggins. And then there was two ladies
there and they were screaming at me. And I didn't
notice that the van was a rockin so he was like,
you know, yo, what are you doing dude? And I
really thought they were like hurt or in trouble or
distressed or something. But you know, I didn't know that

(01:34:47):
the Blue Ridge Parkway was I guess a right. It's
a right of passage to make love there. Yeah, I
mean we got calls on it at eight to a
two four oh one oh five nine. Maybe you're listening
now you didn't hear you know my story earlier?

Speaker 5 (01:35:01):
Is that true?

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Because the more that I hear about it, the more
freaky it gets me, because I would never do, you know,
blue Ridge Parkway love? And what if I get pulled over?

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
Dave called earlier and he said, look, we I deal
with You know, I work for a company that does
porta potties and I pick them up, do whatever. You know,
it's a lucra of business. Everybody needs them. And he
said there's been times where I've gone up to the
Parkway to retrieve them and then when I go to
retrieve them, there's people in them getting it on. So
your eyes have to be peeled. If you see an

(01:35:35):
Oldsmobile silhouette Mini van Gold Gold on the parkway, just
know what's happening either in the van or within feet
of the van.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
Well, here's the thing. There's also Corolla's Park. There was
all and I thought I thought they were like you know,
vans that were out of and cars that were out
of commission. There's a there was a couple of Burrews
and that really freaked me out. There was a couple
Sue Barus that were parked. Oh no, that really freaked

(01:36:04):
me out. The Sue crew gets it on. The Sue
crew was getting it on. And let me tell you,
if I'm lying, I'm dying. That was the Brew crew.
All right, So ladies and gentlemen, maybe take in her
state forty and wait till the leaves turn and it's
a family friendly drive again. Huh what do you say?

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
Oh yeah, all right, watch there's kids out there, folks.

Speaker 4 (01:36:28):
Time for Rizzo's razzle dazl.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
Now there is something else that I wanted to talk about.
Very simple question. If you kill somebody who's ninety four,
is it really mean? Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Stop it?

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
Yes, it might be manslaughter by accident. I mean, listen
to this. This made the news. Everyone's in the hubbub
about it. Eh, ninety four, you'd be blessed, blessed.

Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
Well, well, you know that's somebody. You had a grandmother,
that's somebody's grandmother. What you stomp it?

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
Well, what I'm I'm saying is my grandma didn't make
the ninety four, but what a blessing it would have
been if she did. I would have been blessed.

Speaker 13 (01:37:06):
It's awful.

Speaker 14 (01:37:07):
We can see his house up there.

Speaker 5 (01:37:09):
Joseph Swan.

Speaker 7 (01:37:09):
Vineyard owner Lynn Berglan can't believe her seventy one year
old neighbor is being held for the murder of his
ninety four year old father in law.

Speaker 15 (01:37:17):
It seemed like a very nice guy, so that's shocking
that he would he did that.

Speaker 7 (01:37:25):
The Sanama County Sheriff's Department says on August eleventh, the
suspect reported that his ninety four year old father in law,
Sivan Winn, was unresponsive at the River Road home the
family shares. He was later pronounced dead by first responders
from natural causes, no signs of trauma or foul play,
but that would change, the department, adding, on Friday, August fifteenth,

(01:37:46):
patrol dipities received evidence indicating the death was not natural,
but instead an intentional killing.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
Now, before we go any further, what evidence did you
receive when it was natural? It was natural? And then
all of a sudden, you're getting evidence.

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
I don't buy it, and somebody dimmed him out. Maybe
I don't know. You know father in law, obviously he
didn't like the guy. Well he was weighted to ninety four.

Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
Well that's what I'm saying, So is it?

Speaker 5 (01:38:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
I think he passed on his own.

Speaker 7 (01:38:12):
The department is not disclosing what that new evidence is.
CSI detectives arresting the victim's son in law for murder.

Speaker 27 (01:38:19):
He was an elderly gentleman.

Speaker 7 (01:38:20):
Yes Don Palletti met the ninety four year old victim
before walking on Trenton Road with his daughter.

Speaker 27 (01:38:26):
As for the suspect, a different neighbor than most of
the neighbors around here. He stays to himself more or less,
and he doesn't want anyone on his property.

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
Well, he's a grumpy old thing. So, I mean, you know,
I got to tell you. I just thought maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
Would he strangled him? I mean, what could he have done?

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
What they said was it was natural, So if anything,
he might have given him riison. That flower that kills people.
That that that Walter White didn't breaking bade watching a
little break in bed. Let me wipe out the father
in law with rice ninety four and ninety four. Nobody's

(01:39:08):
gonna take anything of it. They called it a natural death.

Speaker 2 (01:39:11):
Ninety How quick does that take you out? Pretty quick?

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
Ninety You're dead in eight seconds, eight seconds, eight seconds.
You get a little riot, I guess you're done. It's humane,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
Well, rest in pace?

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:39:24):
Really, No, I'm not reading this. I'm not reading this.
It's time for the news you may have missed. They
did this.

Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
Fine, it's time to razzle dazzle on the Rizzinio Show.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
And finally, ladies and gentlemen, we consider ourselves, you know,
equal opportunity, make funner others.

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
I guess that's what you would call us. Yeah, well absolutely,
Look we don't. You know, any politician you're gonna get it.
Whether it's Trump, whether it's Biden. You know, some make
it easier than others. You know, Bertie Bernie with his
mittens makes it's a slam dunk. Yeah, Bernie was in town,
so he comes with his mittens. You know, they said
he had you know, fifty thousand people or whatever it

(01:40:03):
was eight eight so you know, so look it is
what it is. But yeah, look, you know Trump's doing it.
He's got a real problem with that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:13):
JB.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
Pritzker, whose family, you know, he's the governor of Illinois.
His family, he got his money from. His family owns
the Hyatt hotels.

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
Now here's the thing. I'm never going to tell you
that Donald Trump is a beacon of health. If you
have seen there have been pictures of the hands, he's
got some eating. I mean, he's got that stuff on
his hands. That's number one. I know, he's he's getting old.
He's not the beacon of heuth, especially eating salty hamburgers
and stuff and diet cokes all the time. He's got
a diet coke by well, okay, Well, J. B. Pritzker

(01:40:44):
is a donut role Jbie Pritzker.

Speaker 2 (01:40:47):
Because the Hyatt hotels offer you a free breakfast, he
stops at every high at and takes advantage of it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
Okay, And he eats seven peppermint patties, you know, while
he's waiting for his waffles to be made in ninety seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
Now upperm and Patty's are like tick tacks to him,
kidding me.

Speaker 1 (01:41:06):
So Donald Trump uh sent the National Guard and some
of the soldiers.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
He's going, I don't think he did it yet, but
he wants to. He wants to to kind of stop
with the murder. It's a killing field there.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
Well it's it's.

Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
Murder inc over there. It's like grand theft Donald.

Speaker 1 (01:41:21):
But the thing is is that he wants to send
these people in and you know, people are getting angry
about it, at least Pritzker is, and he's maybe he's angry,
I don't know. And then you know Trumpy, you know,
he's doing his fourteen hour press conferences to day and
then he's sitting there spouting off, and what does he do.
He says this you.

Speaker 8 (01:41:42):
Really want to be asked to go.

Speaker 9 (01:41:45):
You know, I hate to barge in on a city
and then be treated to horribly by corrupt politicians and
bad politicians like a guy like Pritzker.

Speaker 8 (01:41:53):
He had to spend more time in the gym. Actually,
this guy is a disaster.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
Okay, caught him a slob, the slovenly pig and a slobby.
And then he calls him and says he should be
at the gym. Listen, Pritzker's at tubo, all right, But
you know Pritzker.

Speaker 2 (01:42:12):
The other day, Pritzker was walking around, uh in Chicago
by the water side. He just he didn't show himself,
but he took a video and it was like six
in the morning on like a Sunday, and he's like, look,
it's safe down here in Chicago. Well, who's robbing anybody
at six a m On a Sunday?

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
And the gubernatorial caravan was probably behind him and everyone
had machine guns.

Speaker 2 (01:42:32):
I know, he sounded like he was huffing and puffing
a little bit, just trying to show you there.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
But remember when Bill Clinton was trying to jog Is
into health in the ninety two election or whatever, it
was like, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:42:42):
What he's doing.

Speaker 1 (01:42:42):
He's like, he's like, I'm walking to health. It's like, dude,
you're Chris Christy.

Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
Well guess what Bill got his workout. I don't worry
about that.

Speaker 4 (01:42:51):
Mountain us text us and you're really creative both the
mountain talking text line.

Speaker 5 (01:42:57):
Hey two eight two four nine two eight two four.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
Mountain there and Jeff show it's time for things that
didn't make the show. And I got to tell you
there was one thing that didn't make it that made
me a disappointed Danny and uh, that's where we're going
to begin today.

Speaker 5 (01:43:20):
Today.

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
But Daniel's okay, it's.

Speaker 5 (01:43:25):
What didn't make the show. On one nine the Mountain.

Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
How much is that doggie in the window?

Speaker 1 (01:43:33):
Do you love Henry Winkler.

Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
Not a Winkler?

Speaker 12 (01:43:38):
Did?

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
Do you like Tom Bosley?

Speaker 4 (01:43:40):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
Boley's all right? How much do you love him? I
know there's people that really enjoy the Winkie.

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
You know, wink The Winkie is like he's better than
Tom Selleck sell sells reverse mortgages and steals mamm out
of her house.

Speaker 2 (01:43:53):
Correct, correct, look, you know, and Winkler has had I mean,
you got to think about it. He's he's been around
for a long time. Okay, he's been doing a lot
of things.

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
He's a hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
He also does a television show it's called Hazardous History.

Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
So as a matter of fact, the funds quote unquote,
Henry Winkler signs books every weekend across the pond, and
you know, just people freak out. And he likes to
greet all the people online.

Speaker 5 (01:44:21):
Yeah, good afternoons.

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
I want to thank you all for being online.

Speaker 8 (01:44:26):
Thank you for being online.

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
And all they do is just they giggle because he's
but go ahead, sorry, Yeah, he's a wink.

Speaker 2 (01:44:33):
Yeah, he's got to do a show on the History Channel,
Hazardous History, and so he tells stories of things, you know,
of different you know, kind of historical things, and then
they they dive into things like evil canievil or like,
you know, different kinds of weird things.

Speaker 5 (01:44:52):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:44:52):
Well, it turns out he's dead set on setting his
number one fans dream games because he's probably gonna die
before his number one fan.

Speaker 2 (01:45:04):
His number one fan is uh.

Speaker 1 (01:45:08):
Thirty one Melvin. I'm not even going to try to
pronounce that last name. Melvin the super fan literally brought
a coffin to Henry Winkler just say, can you please
sign this coffin so that when I die, I know
you're going to be dead. But I at least know
that Henry Winkler signed Mike coffin. And I am only

(01:45:32):
twenty eight.

Speaker 3 (01:45:33):
That did this?

Speaker 2 (01:45:35):
Did the Winkie do it?

Speaker 1 (01:45:36):
The winky bent down in his ninety year old brittle
bones and he wrote a message on the coffin for
his death and then signed it and said I'll have
been long gone and put the year and whenever this
guy dies whatever, like twenty, like eighty two, the wink
he's going to have been dead for seventy five years.

Speaker 2 (01:45:56):
Okay, now does the guy and he looks like a boulbous.
He's a bulbous.

Speaker 1 (01:46:01):
Here's the thing. He's any yellow shirt. He's yellow. He's bulbous.
He's a little chunk of sores. So, okay, I'll give him.
He dies at sixty five, So he dies of forty
years of the wink he's dead for thirty five.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
Yeah, well, depending on what does the kid go off himself?
Now the life's complete, he's got you know, I don't
think he wants to off h Selvi. I think he
wants to keep the casket.

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
So that when he does die, the winking, he's got
a piece of memorabilia that no one else has, a
death message from Henry Winkler that is buried with him.

Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
Yeah, isn't that awesome? Oh, that's just it's radical. Rad dude, rad.

Speaker 4 (01:46:35):
Rizzo't jem tried to do their work today but just
couldn't quite get it done.

Speaker 5 (01:46:39):
So here's where they try to cram it all in
at the end. It's what didn't make the show on
the mounts.

Speaker 1 (01:46:45):
D Well, I guess I only got time for screw worms.
But they're permeating, they're conjugating, they are you've opulating, and
they're trying to take over.

Speaker 2 (01:46:56):
Well. Well, screw worms are basically like maggots and they
can get into livestock and as well as human humans.
Like so if you have a cut to your brain,
they could get into you. These screw worms, and they're coming.

Speaker 16 (01:47:10):
So let's take an in focus look now at how
this new world screw worm outbreak in Central America could
potentially affect us here in the United States, and what's
being done to stop that from happening.

Speaker 20 (01:47:21):
The US Department of Agriculture.

Speaker 16 (01:47:23):
Estimates that if Texas had a screw worm outbreak. It
could cost the Texas economy alone one point eight billion dollars.
The Department has come up with a plan to keep
these screw worms from spreading, including stopping the import of
cattle from Mexico and releasing sterile flies as the environmental
solution to reducing the screw worm population.

Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
Now here's the problem. Somebody from Maryland went to Al
Salvador and they when they came back, this just happened
this morning. When they came back, the story came out,
as you know, we had it earlier, and this just
came this morning that they were infected by a screw worm.
Where did they find the screw worm? You know, I

(01:48:09):
don't know exactly where they found it. I would assume
that you begin getting sick somehow. I don't know screwworm's symptoms.
It threw into like your body parts and then you die. Yeah,
So it's like a flesh eating parasite. That's what it is.
So somebody went to El Salvador, all right, and came back.
Don't start about to stay north, stay in America. They

(01:48:31):
don't stay here. They don't want you there. They're mad,
they're very pissed off. We closed things up with we're
painting the fence. We're stealing the Panama Canal that the
fence is. They painted the walls so that it's hotter,
so that I climb it. They're not happy, they don't want.

Speaker 1 (01:48:47):
You right and and they're shooting at you if you
try to jump the border, So don't go down that way.
They're gonna put screw worms in you and then you're
gonna come back and die a terrible death.

Speaker 2 (01:48:55):
And where are you in El Salvador hanging around that
A screwworm climbs up on you. What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
You know what they say? Oh, this is the worm
in a tequila and then you drink it and then
you're dead till they got tell they went away.

Speaker 2 (01:49:08):
How about that? Uh yeah, brew Yo.

Speaker 4 (01:49:11):
Cutting with us on the mountain talking text line at
eight two eight two four oh one oh five nine.
That's eight two eight two four oh one oh five
nine one oh five nine The Mountains, No

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