0828 RIZZO & JEFF: LETS GET NUDE IN THE 828

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Rizzo and Jeff Show, starting off your morning just.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
The right way.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
A little bit of a long train running by the
Doobie Brothers, a little bit of Mark who wants to
talk about nudity. If you're just tuning in, we were
talking about nude dude. He just got naked in his house,
hung out, you know, and he would order door to
ash and you'd come to the house naked. You know,
you come to the house, he's there naked. When he
opens the door, and they want to They locked him up,
They put him in the house, They put them in

(00:26):
the clinks. We wanted to know, do you pull it out?
So Mark, my friend, how are you do you pull
it out?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Well, what I walk around my house and so does
my wife. You know, we walk around naked periodically. But
if we know we're having food delivered, whichever one of
us is gonna be going to the door if we
cover up, just you know, it's no regardless of it,
if it's a man or woman delivering food. But you
know I will always cover up.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Well, Well, mar Mark, here's the thing. This is the difference.
I ask you this. So they call the cops on him.
He's arrested, Now this was a mail delivery driver. Now
if it was a woman that did that, is he
calling the cops?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Probably not the right.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Right, And that's our thing. And it's like I get that,
you know, our bodies aren't as pretty, but you know,
I mean, let's just be honest here, you know, I mean,
I am I'm astonished at the amount of men and
women who walk around nude in their homes in Ashville.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I mean, this must be a nudi town.

Speaker 6 (01:28):
Secretly I think it is. Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I mean, I didn't know you were one too.

Speaker 7 (01:35):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
I live in Mars Hill, so I don't know what
how many people in Mars Hill walk around their house did.
But I'm kind of like in a little of a
rural area, so I don't my nearest neighbors like two
hundred yards away, so so.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
It's all it's all distance when it comes to being
nude in a neighborhood. So if you know that you're
not going to get peeped on, then you could pull
it out.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, Like I said, me and you and my wife
both do it. But on the rare occasions that we
do get food delivered, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Who ropes out? What do you alternate or do you
just say, hey, I'm out.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well, it's usually the odd the one that gets goes
to the door. So I'll grab a pair of shorts
and throw them on so I don't offend anybody, you know,
regardless of if it's it's regardless if it's male or
female delivering the food.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, well you're a nice guy.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I just think that, you know, we should be able
to express ourselves in our homes.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
You know.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah, Oh I agree. Well, I mean your home is
your castles.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Mi case souka. So Mark, we love you, I appreciate you,
my friend. You have a great day. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Hello. Hello, how are you?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I ask?

Speaker 8 (02:49):
Just fantastic. I'm on my way to work.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh boy, bright and early. You're an early riser like us.

Speaker 9 (02:55):
Huh yes, I am so.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
So what do you think here?

Speaker 8 (03:01):
I have to I have to disagree with the guy before.
He just contradicted his self. If the guy opened the door,
he's still behind his threshold. He did not step out
in public, right, he did, right exactly. But he's saying
that if somebody breaks an entering, they don't break it,

(03:23):
and they don't break it entering until they step across
that threshold. Okay, so this guy is inside his own home.
There is nothing nobody can do to him because he
opened the door in the book. My husband runs around
in the house like that all the time, but he

(03:45):
will not open the door in the book. But that's
about the point.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
That's no, you're right. The point is that the guy
who's contradicted himself.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
I'll tell you what we're learning today that a lot
of people in Ashville walk around their homes and in
the surrounding area is naked all the time.

Speaker 8 (04:02):
Okay, let me let me put it this way too.
You've got a lot of people around Ashfield, a lot
of women around Ashfield who go topling. So what is
that problem.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I'm with you, hey, listen, we were part of it.

Speaker 8 (04:16):
The same difference. It is the same difference as one
person opening up a door in the buck.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
And he didn't stick, he didn't stick any part of
his body outside. He opened the door. And he even
was behind the door when they when when the cobs came.
So I I'm with you.

Speaker 8 (04:31):
Yeah, this guy, this guy thinks that well, okay, it's
okay for a woman to open up the door in
the buck. No, it is not it is the same difference.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
You know what, that's beautifully put and you know what,
just because of the passion, we are going to put
you down for you know, as our first qualify for
NC State Fair tickets. A four pack don't go anywhere
more than is a je sho Jeff. The passion is just,
I know, just unbelievable. Six like exactly like six and

(05:02):
the more six oh three, whoever it is, I can't
eight anyway. So the point is is that I think
we're gonna have to delve into this a little bit later.
I can't believe the vitriol, the passion that that this elicits,
that every single one of you listening are nudists in

(05:25):
your home.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
You're noticed late later on, you know, when there's more
folks on the roads. I really believe that I need
to know is are we Are we not fitting in properly?
Are we being naked more in Asheville just to you know,
just to be a part of the scene.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, I mean, I'll bob pulls like I have these
I have these calls of today, I have all these
calls from in the way of some from yesterday. I mean,
maybe I just got to chop up some calls and
see what people think, because I have to tell you
the buff thing is I mean, and it's like all
women mostly. And then this lady says to her husband, Yeah,
it's nude.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Look, we're gonna have to find out later on how
nude people actually really are and if this is if
there's a lot more than we think.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh yeah, you guys are nudist. It is what it is.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Wow, I gotta tell you opening audio, believe it or not,
it's coming up next. That's how you we usually start
to show. It's our zone. Jeff show you guys. I
don't know what we've done to you. I'm sorry, folks.
Nude chat on Aday morning six oh nine.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
What are you Doing.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Is a one O five nine to Mount Nashville's classic
rock The Rizzo and Jeff show your show, I guess
for all the nudists, and we're glad to have you. Yeah,
we really appreciate it because apparently there's a whole heck
of a lot of you.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Well, well there's that nude is no, I mean.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Just just just by virtue of you.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Know, maybe maybe where our eyes are not open to
the that it goes on here, Like your video which
thousands and thousands of people watched, and people were writing
when you were on the parkway. Yeah, people were getting
it on on the parkway. People were writing underneath or
so if you read the comments, it's a write a passage.
That's what you do here. You know, so in high

(07:16):
school and when this is what happened, we're the prudes
in the room.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
We might be.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
So we're gonna have to delve into that, and I'll
have to read some of those see because to me,
if a video gets five or six thousand views, like
it's a bad video for us. But you know, for me,
I just go. I mean and the woman the one
comment I did see this morning was the lady go.
You could just tell in his face his expression what
he saw and like my because my face just changes.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
So anyways, listen, we'll just say, oh, I saw I saw,
I saw no, I saw two of them and a
guy who looked like Bilbo Baggins with two chicks.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
All right, you saw a couple of wings, you see one, you.

Speaker 10 (07:58):
See them all?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
I saw Bilbo Baggin.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
It's for opening the audio right here on one oh
five nine, The Mountain.

Speaker 11 (08:07):
Locker and Jeff Show a fun, funny way to start
your day on the mountains.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Out of the gym. The old men don't care.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh you know what, it's funny you say that because
there was something that we used to really keep an
eye out for at where we used to uh, you know, live,
and that was Eldersack And it was just because we
just wanted to keep the public aware of where it
was seen.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
And a lot of people saw it. The why at
the JCC, I mean it was a Jewish community.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, well you understand, gravity takes over it. It does, yeah,
it does it more elasticity speaking of gravity, uh you know,
uh you know it doesn't work. Uh a bee nest
falling down, uh because of gravity and stinging forty children.
And that's what brings us to our first clip and

(09:00):
opening audio, because forty children were stung by bees and
everyone was freaking out, all the adults, but the kids,
the kids, they.

Speaker 12 (09:08):
Just took it.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
It shrined.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, they took it. I mean, this little girl's a
tough cookie.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
My ears like swilling felt like a pentacular zap. I
think like one of my classmates stepped inside this dirt
hole that had these red yellow jacket bews inside it
started like going crazy. All of a sudden, the beat
are starting to attack us.

Speaker 13 (09:30):
We're just glad that there were no bad reactions and
all the kids are good.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Uh, what actually did happen was I think kids were
throwing rocks at like a thing and they didn't know
that it was like a real live bees nest. So
I think it fell and I don't know. I guess
maybe the queen that I don't know how that works,
and they just came after all the kids.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
It was not well, listen not I think. Uh, look,
there's some kids that are afraid of them. I'm one.
Be in the car is the most worst situation on
God's green Earth. You get to be in the car
and you're at a high rate of speed. You know,
you're on the highway. There's not much you could do.
You open the windows and you pray for the best.
But be in the car scary situation.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah, I mean, I gotta tell you, it's like, uh, what,
who's my Mary steam Rgeon.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
I was gonna say, you know, be in the car.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
I am like out of that car faster than you know,
the guy from Back to the Future and Mary steam
Rgeon and back to the future. Three mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Okay, Steam Virgin. That's a good one.

Speaker 11 (10:34):
All right, Doc, it's time for opening audio here on
the rig. A fun, funny way to start your day.
One five, nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
I'll save breaking your heart. I'm gonna save that, all right.
So the second thing I'd like to talk about is
uh NFL bust Matt Lionert. And it's funny because his
daughter asked Alexa about her dad, and boy didn't quite
give the answer that mister Liner was expecting. Yeah, you know,

(11:07):
he's a color commentator. You know, he's like Tim Tebow.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, well, here's the deal. Matt Lioner. He was another
USC guy, Wasn't he was? Was he USC? He was
a trojan was he?

Speaker 14 (11:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (11:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:21):
Right right, So he's a trophy you know USC. That
was a time where they thought that everybody that played
it at USC was going to be the next Joe Montana.
And then he comes out and he was he Cardinals Texans,
and then I remember there and then I think he
had like a stint with the quick stint with the Raiders.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
And then then he went but.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Five or six years and he was gone all because
he wanted to be a you know, a USC pretty boy.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Right. He wanted to be Jimmy Garoppolo, right, right. He
wanted to play for San Francisco and get his palm poms,
you know, his palm free So anyway, listen to this.
Actually pretty funny.

Speaker 16 (12:03):
Matt Leonard was a Heisman Trophy when you told her
back at USC and top ten NFL draft pick.

Speaker 8 (12:09):
His pro career didn't amount too much.

Speaker 17 (12:12):
Right, Yeah, Well, I gotta tell you Matt Liner and
his wife Bob it basically it pans to them.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
They're they're sitting there with music and they're sad like
you're in sad faces, Alexa.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Matt Lioner has pro curredn't amount too much.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
He didn't amount too much, which is true, but didn't
amount too much. And he's like house house I was
a little rough. Well, sometimes you got to hear the truth.
You I want to tell you the truth. That's what
it was, Maddie boys. So you think sometimes you got
to hear the truth. Yeah, Jeff, it's time to hear
the truth.

Speaker 11 (12:52):
It's time for opening audio here on The Rizzo and
Jeff Show. A fun, funny way to start your day
on the mountain.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yet again, another man is taking a shot and taking
a stab and taking your dream. This time a large
he's lost two hundred pounds and he he can't wait
to tell you about it.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Oh god, it's like a vegan. It's really he can't
wait to tell you about how much weight he's lost.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
And somebody loses two pounds and then they become Jack Llane.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Out of nowhere, right right, Yeah, they're Jack Lane.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
It's like a vegan who will find a way to
slip into every conversation that they don't eat.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Meat, or what's the the I'm a pillio guy, or
the I go to the box, I'm CrossFit. Right, it's
like you don't you don't eat met right, Okay, you
know you're you're a pescatarian.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
All right, I'll tell you we're not gonna hang Yeah,
I'm with you.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
I didn't live sixty seven thousand years ago. Now I
live in the air of McDonald's right. So anyway, Jelly,
he is the and I'm gonna say it, the Carnee Wilson.
It's of of our generation. He is the fat Carney
of our generation. And he won't stop talking about weight loss,
and he will be yo yelling for the rest of

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his life.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
Listen, Yeah, he will, he's gonna get I think he's
doing like this five K thing. And when that's done,
hilly yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but that Carnie Wilson. If
you ever listen to an interview, go ahead this weekend
YouTube Carnie Wilson interviews.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
If you find one where she doesn't talk about weight loss, yeah,
well if she doesn't talk about grant, that's it. But
you know, that's what we're dealing with now. When we
have you know, your boy here the role. Jelly Roll
was so excited because for the first time, I believe
he said in what however many years, ten twelve years,

(14:39):
he was able to do something Jeff and he actually
was so is so wealthy he went and bought himself too,
Jazzy X five thousands.

Speaker 12 (14:51):
This is big news in my world.

Speaker 18 (14:52):
I haven't been skinny enough to ride a scooterer like
this in like eight years, no, twelve years, tenue. Anyways,
first time we're on the scooter straight through the streets
of Berlin, by what.

Speaker 6 (15:03):
Do you do up for one foot and then.

Speaker 19 (15:05):
Feel it took?

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Oh, he was living it up ninety nine red balloons
and I'm going to tell you he bought two Jazzy
X five thousands high wheels. They could bounce radio lights.
It was it was quite the scene.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
I uh, what sent a Facebook suggestion and I've been
seeing it in my feed to join a certain page
on Facebook, and it was affordable mobility scooters. I'm not
lying to you. And they asked me to join, okay,
and I joined?

Speaker 1 (15:42):
And how affordable are those mobility scooters?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Listen, people take mobility scooters in this group and they
jazz them up and then they try to sell them
so they'll take you. Yeah, how did you get an info?
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
So somebody, somebody sent something. Somebody heard it and sent it,
so literally you can. It's affordable mobility scooters like all
over the country, and people will put things on them.
They dazzle them, dazzle them, put like a casing around
it when you're driving like a golf cart, just different
things and they really hooked them up and take care
of them.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah. Yeah, snow tires on them all the really. Yeah,
so what do you what do.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
You what are we looking at for a price, depending
on you know, the work that's done, on the year
on it, you know, yeah, you know some for but
like six hundred, seven hundred, you know, five hundred on
some So.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah, I could do a couple of hundred, I know.
That's well, that's what I was decided when I was
taking an hour of my time through it.

Speaker 11 (16:39):
Can put us on the mountain talking text line at
a two eight two four oh that's a two eight
two four oh one O five nine the mountain.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
It is one oh five nine Mountainnsville's clans a grond
Therizo and Jeff shown we have two naughty pup ups, Jeff,
but naughty in different ways. One tried to drug and
kill his grandkids, while the other one was just kind
of a nauty pop up. And I figured that maybe
we could just maybe highlight some you know, dangerous elders

(17:13):
so that you know, to keep your your you know,
keep your eye out, because one tries to take credit
for you know, saving lives and saying without me, they'd
be dead, and then another one tries to to to
poisonous grandkids with pills.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
A couple of seniors that have gone rogue here and
we can't have this happening. Uh so it is important
that we shed some light on Uh. Look, there's always
one bad seed. There's a bad apple in the bunch.
Now here you have a couple, okay.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, and listen, this is a big bunch. I mean,
this is a big bunch of coconuts here and these
are two bad ones. And that's that's fine. Two bad
coconuts in the bunch ain't bad. But still that you
gotta watch out for the bad ones. Let's start with
start out with the arrogant one. This guy I was,
you know, put on TV as a hero and I
we need to hear how He ends the story by.

Speaker 17 (18:07):
Look at news front of beach where a heroic rescue
happened this morning of Vlush County.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Man proving you're never too old to do great things.

Speaker 20 (18:15):
That's right, the seventy two year old retired surfer rush
into action in Norman Beach to save a father and
a son from drowning.

Speaker 13 (18:21):
Washout Sony Akams spoke with that man about those moments
he had to step into help.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Here comes a beach boy picture.

Speaker 16 (18:30):
Yeah that is dad. I'll be back in a minute.
I'm getting your son in. Just stay on that board.

Speaker 21 (18:37):
This is David being coffee in nineteen sixty nine. At
the time he was working a summer job as a
young lifeguard in Vaalusha County in it's two years there.
He says he only needed to help with minor rescues.

Speaker 16 (18:50):
Oh good, I rescued a couple people, you know, back
when I was a kid, but not anything like that.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
Now.

Speaker 21 (18:57):
This is David today, age seventy two, fifty five years
removed from that summer job.

Speaker 6 (19:03):
Wow.

Speaker 21 (19:03):
Just before noon on Tuesday, as he surfed the Quiet
Beach at Clancy Park, he hurts, shouting.

Speaker 16 (19:10):
I just heard somebody yelling, you know, screaming, help, help,
And I happen to look down the beach. And when
I look down the beach, this is out in the water,
pretty far out that I saw a guy floating.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Now, before we go any further, why is there an
old man surfing? Yeah, well yeah, seventy some years old.
It's time to hang up the board.

Speaker 16 (19:29):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
There's gonna be a situation, and that's fine, and I
love it. You want to be hasslehoften We understand. Okay,
all right, you're you're you're. You have Roku and you
don't have any other cable service. You just watch the
Roku because they because they have the all Bay Watch channel.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
They do have it on Roy watch all the time.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
And that's all he cares about. Okay.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
And he's not looking at you as mean belief. He's
not looking at Bleeth, he's not looking at Pam Anderson.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
He doesn't care. He gets zeroed in on the Hoff
his idol.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Well and makes a lot more sense now, all right,
he's looking at David and then.

Speaker 21 (20:05):
A father and son not going to stay afloat after
being pulled into.

Speaker 12 (20:10):
A rick current.

Speaker 16 (20:11):
He was underwater. I had to pull him up out
of the water. Oh yeah, and pull him on my board.

Speaker 21 (20:17):
David says he made two trips, first for the son,
who lost his board after its leash snapped, then a
second trip another for the boy's father, who was also
in the current. The rescued required some of the toughest paddling,
David said he ever needed to do.

Speaker 16 (20:34):
If I wasn't there, they would have been Bahamas underwater.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
They would have been in the Bahamas underwater if they
weren't there.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
If I wasn't there, they would have been and the
Bahamas dead under the water. Why why, child? Why do
you have him in the Bahamashna? What if they were
they were here? You're in the coast. You're you're between
Saint Augustine and Dayton on a bro you're an Ormond beach.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
It's a long time to make your way down to
the Bahamas. If you're underwater, Yeah, a lot of things
could happen along that trip. If you're drowned, then you're
you're going under I mean, that's a lot of sharks
out that way.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
I was gonna say, Man, I mean, maybe a leg arrives,
possible limb, Maybe a limb arrives. But other than that,
I mean, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
And Muhammas are small islands, so they could it could
wind up anywhere.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
They could be in the Caymans, could be the bv
I British virgin i'ms if they want to head north.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
You're on the east coast, though, what if the tide
takes it across the pond and they wind up in
you know, Spain.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Well, I don't see that. What about a sausage fingers?
She got an American lag in the port? Yeah, and
they go, oh my, where did this come from? And
then this guy goes without me. Man, I wasn't there,
you know.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
You know, they probably actually didn't even need the help.
They were just probably floating and hanging out.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
They probably were. And finally, jeffs this senior is the
worst of the mall. I guess he wanted some money. Ryan.
Instead of robbing them with a gun, he tried to
I guess rob them by poisoning his granddaughters.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
It's always a good one. How about you just do
a little door dashing dude, if you need some cash.
How about this? How about you going and fall and
the right?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
That breaking news.

Speaker 22 (22:17):
A grandfather is accused of trying to drug his two granddaughters.
It's happened on August eighth and Wilmington, Please say. James
Yoakley flagged down an officer, claiming his granddaughters found pills
in their ice cream from dairy Queen.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Please say.

Speaker 22 (22:37):
They later saw video evidence of him putting the pills
in the food. We're told neither of the girls eighth
the ice cream. Yuplee is the chair of the Surry
County Board of Elections. We reached out to the board.
They didn't know anything about this incident. He now faces
a number of felony charges and is out of jail

(23:00):
tonight on bond.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
Wow, now here's the thing now, in reading the story,
the pills that were in there were ecstasy pills.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Well it was MDM A, and that's what I was
thinking of myself. I was like, you know what, maybe
they have a new blizzard. Maybe it's the far out blizzard.
They have those nerds, they have MDMA and some some Oxyes.
So he never he never, he was never there, like six,
He was never going to have them drink the blizzards.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
I hope, I would hope.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
So I think the whole plan here was to try
to say that the workers there put him in a DMA.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
How does a seventy some year old man acquire MDMA
I don't even know where to get MDMA after a
certain age risk. Yeah, that things happen and they become
uninhibited and readily available. Having been again, like I said
to the village, I haven't so he could probably just

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go get MDMA at the Hooters down at the village.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
He goes to the villages, okay, and you're set to go,
and you go to the clubhouse to get your morning
Sanka and send them. Yeah, yeah down there, dude, Come on,
it's like a bowl of M and M.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
A mountain call us text us and and you're really creative.

Speaker 11 (24:12):
Both the Mountain talking text line A two eight two
four oh one oh five nine. That's a two eight
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Speaker 1 (24:22):
It is one of five nine to Mount Nasville's classic
ground the Rizzo and Jeff Show. Uh, Jeff, interesting little tidbit.
You're looking at mobility scooters on Facebook. Have you seen
anything interesting? Yeah, not in my price range at the moment,
in your price But you are lokate. Well, I'm you know, perusi, perusi, perusi.
Uh well, uh, you know, there is uh love to

(24:45):
be found in and around and maybe you know, maybe
you know, if we all just get mobility scooters, maybe
if you know you're you're alone and you're single out
there and you you want to meet somebody or you
you want to do maybe the player to meet. And
I didn't even think about this until now. Jeff is
around the seniors. Maybe it is at the villages. Maybe

(25:10):
it is at you know, you know, pop your top off,
it's the villages. Because I have to tell you, Jeff,
this beautiful news story here. It's one of love, it's
one of redemption, it's one of celebration with their true family. Now,
they did have a wedding with their real family, but

(25:31):
what was more important to them was having a family
with their senior citizen family.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
Yeah yeah, I mean, look, you get two hundred senior
citizens in a room.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Oh my god, alcohol, hotel, Oh my.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
God, it's party time, it's it's ah, clothes are coming off.
It's whatever you want it to be. And it's a
judgment free zone. That's why, you know, we talk about
it so much because maybe and it's jealousy.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
I think it is.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
So listen to this beautiful news story about how a
man and a woman met, got married, fell in love,
and tied the knot.

Speaker 23 (26:04):
Newly Wave's Taylor and jishin Orlando met when they were
just teenagers. Instead of the hallways of high school, the
couple fell in love will working together at Baywin Senior
Living Community. After several years of dating, Jason needed a
little courage from his pals to pop the big question.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Oh now, wait a minute, are you telling me that
your senior pals are the ones that helped you pop
the question?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Look, here's the thing out who you're in these You
told him how to lay it down? Is that what
you wanted?

Speaker 5 (26:32):
To nounce, and you're in the setting. Okay, you're in
the setting, and you know, hormones are raging. You're you're
looking around, you got a lady, and you're saying yourself,
I just can't figure out how to close the deal.
And you're and you accidentally open the you know, the
broom closet and you look in and boom, something's happening
to these communities. You're saying to yourself, I need to

(26:53):
step it up.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, yeah, And you say, listen, I was mesmerized by
seeing you and Barbara in the closet. Can you give
me some advice?

Speaker 24 (27:02):
And a lot of them has been pushing for me
to ask Taylor to marry her, and I really wanted
to as well.

Speaker 23 (27:13):
The Orlandos officially got hitched earlier this month, but quickly
decided they needed a second ceremony. At the police where
it all started.

Speaker 6 (27:21):
I was like, we're already married, we should be nervous.

Speaker 17 (27:23):
And I still had butterflies my stomach.

Speaker 20 (27:25):
I was still crying when I was around them because
they're just so special to me that I got to
like have that moment with them.

Speaker 12 (27:30):
What did you think about this guy's good enough for
your girl never.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Oh my hell, Now I feel like there's a little
war about.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
It that happens.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
So she was one of the favorites of a couple
of these guys, these that were there. These are the
guys that run the joints. Okay, so run the jewel
all right. So they're not happy.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
They keep all the humbles.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
They're not happy, all right that this is this you know,
kind of these nuptials are happening. Yeah, So the two
hundred people that are gonna be there, these two guys,
they got a problem. This guy better watch his back.

Speaker 7 (28:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
I was gonna say, they might kill him.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
I mean, you know, she said that she wanted to,
you know, have a family and a baby, and maybe
these guys are like, hey, I can do that for
you too, but you didn't even look my way. So
this guy might get shift on the way out. But
you know, they they try to make it a happy ending.

Speaker 12 (28:20):
Well, hopefully he'll get there, Taylor, especially.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Get there.

Speaker 12 (28:25):
In Angelo Campese.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Who hang on, hang on Campe, she got she got
close with the guy at Camp Pasie.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Oh boy from the from the Banana crime family, I
mean from uh from uh. He was a pizza guy.
That's what he did. So what a camp Pice.

Speaker 12 (28:45):
Though, walking her down the aisle.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Oh, camp Pice, he walked her down the aisle because
he you know, he was the dad. You better watch out, man, dude.
I I didn't realize Campe he was one of the two. Yeah,
this is dangerous.

Speaker 12 (28:58):
That was so proud.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
I felt like I was walking my granddaughter down there.

Speaker 23 (29:03):
The bride now bay Win's dining services director. She had
to share the moment with her second family. They're two
hundred tierry eyed grandparents in residence, filled with pride.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
And I just loved having them all be a part
of it.

Speaker 12 (29:16):
Steve Patterson, NBC News.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
It was great, Steve Patterson. I will say this camp
p see.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Camp Piece is not having it.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
So they said, we met at a senior center and
we're gonna go back and we're gonna throw a celebration
at the senior center. And when you look at the
video of it, I got to tell you, they all
had the morning pill. They're all half asleep while they're
sitting there, and you know.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
You know, I look far. Be it from me to
say that maybe he comes to volunteer and one day,
you know, he gets ah, you know, thirty eight slug
in the back. This is you know, listen, you can
his head comes apart.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
In camp pieces, you can take on one, two, maybe
three seniors, I get it, nine four or five hmm.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
You can't take on two hundred. It's it's are you
better watch your back? Camp piece? He's waking And I
was gonna say, camp pee's there.

Speaker 11 (30:09):
Mountain call us text us kidd, and you're really creative
both the Mountain talking text line A two eight two
two four oh one O five nine one O five
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Speaker 1 (30:22):
It is one of five nine in the Mountainnational's classic
Roc the Rizza and Jeff Show, Little bun Joby living
on a prayer and just like Jeff and I every
single day. Oh, we got our friend John on the phone.
Name James. I'm sorry, James, I'm sorry. I apologize that
it four times. How's the giant peach doing, James.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
It's being all right.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
That's a good on.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
The couple that got married and everything I know. One
of them old men are are upset?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Oh did you did you hear mister frenzy he's sitting there.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
He was very upset. Yeah, those old guys. Yeah, the
young couple that got that got married at the Senior Center.

Speaker 6 (30:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Why do you say think they're mad? James?

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Well, the young nurse, the bride. She can't give them
bath no more.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Well, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
If it is in your job description, this is an
interesting question. Should you still be allowed to sponge bath
of the old men? It's part of your job.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
I mean, she probably she probably will. But you know,
when they start making the family and stuff, she gets pregnant,
she's gonna be on the turn to leave that. What's
gonna happen? Well, you know that groom is going to
be giving a bath one day and all of a sudden,
the old that is gonna come up with shivings.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Gonna shift.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
She's gonna shive them mid midbath. Okay, all right, James,
h do me a favor.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
I hang over, Just let sego.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
You were qualifying you for a pair of those tickets
to the NC State Fair, and Jeff, I mean a
chef chef right to the stomach. Uh. Because but here's
the thing. If it isn't your job description, should you
not be able to do it?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
I mean, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
If your job is to sponge bath you know, Angelo
or doctor whatever his name is.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Shouldn't you be allowed to do it?

Speaker 11 (32:11):
Well?

Speaker 1 (32:12):
You know he's talking about shiven people. Why you seven people?
Hunch a sponge a senior. You sponge a senior for life,
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on home equity loans.

Speaker 11 (32:35):
The JNN no longer Ashville's newest but still least reliable
news outlet.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
Guys, can't we just tell him to go to eight
to eight news dot com?

Speaker 11 (32:43):
All right, fine, the JNN Jeff News Network is ready
to inform, enlighten, and coll keep trying. Anyways, the JNN,
he's on one oh five nine in the Mountain.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Now, all right, Look, just an absolutely horrendous, awful, heartbreaking
story that came down yesterday. Everybody, everybody saw the news
and everybody's heart broke seeing it. As another and we
have covered so many of these over the years doing
this job. This one is this one's a tough one.

(33:13):
Another school shooting happened at a mass at a Minneapolis
Catholic school yesterday morning. Two children were killed, eight and
ten years old, which is just absolutely horrific. The details
of it are just even worse, you know, as the
shooter had three different guns on him or her, you know,

(33:36):
they them and just fired through literally just pepper sprayed
the church as they were sitting there Rizzo praying at
the Catholic school before school got started. Man seventeen other
people were injured. Police said that fourteen of the injured
were children, and so the ones that were injured, the

(34:00):
children that were injured ages by the way, from six
to fifteen. I was just going to ask you that
they are all expected to survive, which is a good thing.
That the three adults who were injured are parishioners in
their eighties. So it's just an awful all the scenario.
You know, online, if you are following along on X

(34:20):
and things yesterday, you really saw there were videos of
the shooter who took his here they their own life,
and you know what, I hate that, but that is
such the cowards way out. But you know you were
seeing these they were going through videos. They were like
manifestos and they were making YouTube videos and going through

(34:44):
the notebook of the manifestos and things like that. Somebody
these were online. Somebody had to see them. Somebody saw
something and this for this to go down, you know
what is the motive? We don't know, We might never know,
but for it to happen, I'm I mean, how sick
in the head are you that you have to walk
up to a Catholic school with children babies?

Speaker 2 (35:06):
They're babies.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah, I listen, I I can't imagine. Uh, it's it's sick.
I'll be honest with you. I don't understand if you are.
And again I'm not. But if you're such a big
tough guy, girl whatever, if you're such a big tough
person all right, that you're gonna go and hurt kids,

(35:30):
then stay around for the consequence. Don't go off and
kill yourself. Don't don't make it easy, you know what
I mean. That's the one thing that upsets me because
you have an eight year old and a ten year
old who have passed, which is horrifying, and it's like,
you come on here, you talk about these things and
it's like, you know, there's only there's only so many

(35:52):
times you could say thoughts, a prayers of prayers before
it becomes redundant. And we sound instance here about it
because it's it's so true. It's like, oh sorry, sorry, sorry,
But it's like it happens all the time.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
There was one boy who was on the TV and
he said his friend got on top of him and
covered him, and then the friend who covered him got shot.
But he's he's gonna survive, but his friend. But if
you're these kids, I'm I'm you can't go back to
school this year after this. There's just no way. I mean,
how do you who's you can't?

Speaker 9 (36:25):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
But at the same time I understand, but how like,
how do you go back in that school? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
I mean, it's gonna probably be super safe from now.
I'm sure they'll have like cops watching and stuff. But
you know that's the problem. You never know where these
people are going to strike. So you know, yeah, you'll
you'll watch this school and then it'll be a school
eleven hundred miles away in in Pasadena, you know what
I mean. Like, so it's you never know, it's just
somebody somewhere that's just you know what it is. We

(36:59):
monitor everything we do on Facebook, and they say, you
want a boy goose. How about you monitor less what
the heck I'm looking at and monitor more what people
are posting. Do you other country, love of.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
God, other countries think that we are insane when you
say do when you hear about all these school shooting stuff.
This doesn't happen in other countries. It does not, and
so they, you know, at the end of the day,
it does not happen. People think that, you know, this
is like a twilight zone when you bring it up.
They don't understand it why something like this would go on.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
They don't understand why we fight about killing children like
it's right again, we're not saying that we you know,
we don't believe in your rights. Absolutely, that's if you're
a responsible person, but that does not mean that children
should have to die. And these countries are like just
just stop. And everyone's like, oh, I'm not you that

(37:56):
we're you know, our founding fathers let me tell you so.
Our founding fathers were revolutionary fighters who were waiting for
a king to come and invade. That's not gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
Yeah, you know, and look, it's just it's so hard
in these situations because you know, then you get into
you know, the battle of gun laws and different things
of that nature.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
But you know, at the end of the day, well
that's what gets lost to kids.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
But you can't it's hard to control just maniacs like this,
you know, and somebody had to. You're saying, the parents
didn't notice something wasn't right or things of that nature.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Nobody looked at his Facebook, dude on YouTube on you
not even one these posted. These were posted, Okay, well
just what I'm saying, not even one view. And if
you saw them and he's talking, I mean, some of
it's pretty disgusting.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Long manifestough of you know, all kinds of stuff. Something
wasn't right, Yeah, I mean, and you know, to have
a pistol, a shotgun, uh, you know, I think it
was a semi aut about to have all of these loaded.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
You walked in like you were going to war. Yeah,
you know, yeah, like you were black hawk down.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
It's unbelievable. So it's just it's so heartbreaking. The worst
fear is, you know, just having your your children to
go before you, and there's as a parent, there's nothing
you're never the same again, it's you're never gonna be
what's the purpose?

Speaker 23 (39:20):
You know?

Speaker 5 (39:20):
Sometimes you know, getting up every day just horrific, and
you know you just wonder what's it going to take
to stop it? It's a crazy world we're living in.

Speaker 25 (39:29):
Me.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yeah, and again that's it's it's true. What is it
going to take to stop?

Speaker 6 (39:33):
But when?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
And and hopefully we can because you know, I think
enough people, enough children, enough parents have suffered so from
Sandy Hook to to yesterday, and we're.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
Not gonna We never mentioned the shooter's name. I'm not
even sure the shooter knew what its name was.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Yeah, I mean, we never do.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
But anyway, you know, rest in peace to those and
hopefully everyone else, including the older parishioners are Okay, what
are we.

Speaker 6 (39:58):
Still doing this? Really?

Speaker 12 (40:01):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (40:02):
The JNN is puttering, be it around the eight out
and Canton being lapped by silver sneakers at the French
Broad River, or just rereading news by reputable news sources.

Speaker 6 (40:11):
The JNN is on your radio now upon the mountain, all.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
Right, So as we try to be a little more lighthearted,
uh in the situation, Uh, you know that that happened
yesterday there. There was a rumor that was going around
resil I'm not going to buy into the rumor. This
is total speculation. And this was because Donna Kelcey was

(40:36):
at the Biltmore last weekend that the possible destination for
the wedding of Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift would be
at the Biltmore estate. Now, I think people are reading
a little much into it. Could it be a possibility. Maybe,
I don't know, but you know, just because she was there.
It's nobody's confirming anything or saying anything, but that's the

(40:58):
rumor that's being spread around just because Uh, she was there.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
So I am here to tell you ladies and gentlemen,
and I really it would be great business. I mean
a lot of people would come, it would help the economy.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
People would just.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Media media, it'd be it'd be crazy. I'm here to
tell you it's poppycock.

Speaker 11 (41:21):
You know.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
I'm here to tell you that you went grouse hunting. Uh,
that's not happening. Here's what happened. Uh, Mama Kels and
the Forgotten Kel's Eddie. Uh, they went to have a
nice dinner. They wanted to stop through Ashville on their
way down to Nashville. Uh to see the kiddo, And
if she's going to get married anywhere, it's either going

(41:44):
to be Nashville, or it's going to be where they're from,
where he's where the Kelseys are from, which is in Ohio,
or where she's from, which is outside of Philadelphia, or
somewhere in between. I can't see them getting married at
the Biltmore. Not that it's not beautiful, but does the
Biltmore even have the capacity to deal? Now, listen to this,
I'm serious the media firestorm that would be that wedding. Seriously,

(42:08):
think about it. Think about the infrastructure of Asheville, think
about the roads, think about the Biltmore, where it is,
where it's located. Do we have, especially after Helene, the
infrastructure to deal with that kind of wedding. There's no way, dude.
It would be everybody where the wedding is. And you know,
of course they're going to pay for it.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
They got more money than God, so I'm sure they
could figure something out. You know, they could pull it off,
but you know I would I think you want to
get the area down there kind of you know, fixed
up a little bit in the village and things. It's
coming along for sure, but depending on when it happens.
You know, it all depends on when it happens.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Okay, yeah, I mean, look, I'd like to believe this formature.
I think it would bring a ton of money.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
But I think they said one point eight or something,
you know, a million or in revenue they had figured
it out. I don't know who figure that out. I'm
not sure to be a possibility about.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Think of all the news people eating, sleeping, doing whatever
they have to do here, it's just you.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
Know who might show up, you know, just to report
on it from the news. Mario Lopez, Marios here. Mario
Lopez would be here.

Speaker 11 (43:17):
You know.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Now, does any broadcast shirtless?

Speaker 26 (43:20):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:21):
No, I thought he did.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
He has no problem taking his shirt off. But to think, folks,
we could have a you know, a taste of Lopez,
a taste of Lopez here.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
You know, then that makes it all worse. It makes
everything worse.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
So let's pray. Let's pray the wedding happens here. He
shows up and we get Mario Lopez shirtless? All right,
shirt off.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Shut on shirt?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
How about this?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
A plastic sea through?

Speaker 2 (43:42):
All right?

Speaker 11 (43:43):
We've asked them to stop, but they just keep making
it worse, So we pick and chooser house of the
Jeff News that worked.

Speaker 6 (43:49):
Or as you might not the JNN.

Speaker 11 (43:51):
It's on your radio, lipping like it's anchored to the
finish line. We promised it'll all be over soon. And
then back to some music. One nine The Mountain.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
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of World Records says that there are seventy records that
haven't been attempted, and they listed them all out, and
I'll give you the top five that they think are
the most achievable that you could do in a in
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(44:20):
And I'll go from five to one on these and
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all right, the longest marathon playing air guitar. So you're
just sitting there playing air guitar?

Speaker 2 (44:37):
You mean I just stand here and just play air guitar? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Did what's the record? Does it tell you there is?

Speaker 25 (44:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (44:42):
It hasn't been broken yet. Do you think you could be?

Speaker 27 (44:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
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I'll do the freebirds. Yeah, but it's got to be
like a long time so that nobody can accomplish it.

Speaker 15 (44:54):
You know.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
For listen, you give me enough fuel, I'll do it
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a burrito? Could you fire up a burrito quicker?

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (45:04):
Yeah, I just rolled down to Taco bell all right.
Uh this this you could probably pull off. I could
see you doing it.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Most kisses in thirty seconds by two people. Oh, let
me tell you you are about you. You love the
kiss I love the kisses, and uh you know I
I would. I would kissy. I bet you I could
do it three hundred times and thirty seconds. I can actually, Yeah,
you have the lips, you have the left I got

(45:32):
to I could just just kiss you all day.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
You got the thin lips to kiss you.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
I would.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
I'd kiss you all day. And I wouldn't stand the.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
One that they think could be you know, could really
set a good right. Most high fives and thirty seconds.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
I want kisses. I want kisses.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
James, are you with me? Do you want kisses? Hello?

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Well, I always won't kisses. I got your kind of
inside scoop of weather A bit more handle the Travis
Kelcey Taylor Sith wedding and that is yes.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Okay, you're telling you, you're telling me that they can
handle the media, the people, all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Yeah, why do you think that?

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Wow, well what you know it would be you know,
selected down to you know, not as much media, but
you know they could. We could easily do that. You
know what I would think if the rumor is true
that wedding would actually be happening like in front of

(46:35):
the house, and you know they we could easily do that.
I mean we do. We can do thirteen weddings on
a state and on the state and the weekend. I mean,
it's no big stretch to do a big wedding like
Travis kelce Taylor.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I gotta tell you, though, there would be sad like
a thousand people, Megan Markle. Everyone would have security presidency.
I mean, Jane, you're not thinking of that. James, James,
you got to think of fans that just show up.
They're going to show up in the thousands.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
Do we have you know, security security and the police
force enough to handle that. That's going to be insanity.
You got to think of all the acsenuating circumstances.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Yes, and that's why I'm saying that it would be
limited to probably the family and close friends, like you know,
they would probably limit the amount of people they could
have to probably a couple hundred, may be no more
than five hundred people at the wedding and everything.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Now, now it would be no good.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Uh, it would probably be like the disclosed time of
when it is actually happening, and the only people that
know the time are the specific people working on the
wedding and everything. But you know, it's a good possibility.
I mean, we got celebrities all the time coming to
the state everything, Like there's some I know last year

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we had David Spade.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Be there and that probably shut the city down, the
city down. And I know you had Donna Kelsey. That
was cool, Yeah, that was cool. That's kind of what
feels that now.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
James, let me ask you, would you get your polaroid
and try to sneak in to the wedding?

Speaker 2 (48:17):
You know he would come on, Jim.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
No, hell no, I'd be I'd be too busy working
on fix anomals and there wereything and say miss Kelsey
does come in for an omland, he'd probably want two
or three.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Do you know what he took me a thousand bucks
to you just stick to the omelets.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
You know that you'd make sure. I would just want
you taking care of Ed Kelsey. That's all I care about, Okay,
can nobody cares about it? Nobody talks about it?

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Why?

Speaker 15 (48:44):
You know?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
It's like, is he lame? What was he lame?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Why does nobody care about Ed Kelsey?

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Why? Because he is not a recognized face.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Well, we gotta gotta fix that. We gotta fit.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
We're going to fix that, James, we have to hit
a break. We love you, Thank you so much for
your call. That is an interesting perspective. But I think
what James is forgetting h is one. I think that
there should be a secret kissy to get into the
wedding too. I just I think he and all of
you people are underestimating the amount of people that would come.
I am telling you I have seen Taylor Swift, like

(49:23):
when she was on Broadway or in Nashville, like when
I we've worked at different places and Taylor Swift fans
that it's it looks like woodstock. So so like if
you're ready to have woodstock, yeah, then you're good. Yeah,
it would be a hooton Nanny. Well listen, uh, you
know if if they can handle David's Paige showing up, well,

(49:46):
now I wasn't ready for that big of a survivor.
Can handle David Spade showing up to Biltmore? You think
that that's the biggest star that's ever been there, it's
got to be top two.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Okay, Well let me ask you this question. Find me
a bigger start. Can't find you on?

Speaker 12 (50:02):
Okay, Mountain call us text.

Speaker 11 (50:05):
Ask and you're really creative both the Mountain talking text
line A two eight two four oh one oh five nine.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
That's a two eight two four oh one o five nine.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
It is one of five nine to Mount Nashville's classic
rock at the Risseau And did Jeff show and Uh, listen, Jeff,
something really interesting happened very early this morning. If you're
not or if you were not listening at you know,
five thirty five forty five six o'clock, you would not

(50:36):
have heard the plethor of people who called, uh, Jeff.
Yesterday we were speaking about a man who was in
his house and he was naked, and all we had
was women calling saying that they take the clothes.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Off well, the context of the story, he wasn't just
in his house naked.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Well, that was a DoorDash, but they with the camera.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Yeah, he ordered door dash and like twice when he
had ordered door dash, he answered the door and he
was naked. And I guess the door dash, you know,
delivery driver didn't appreciate it. But the contents of the
conversation was the fact that he's in his own house.
Why why can't he be right? So then you know,

(51:21):
as the calls rizzaoua flew in. Everybody was saying I'm
naked in my house all the time. A lot of
women were calling saying I garden naked, I do this naked.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
I was so surprised that it was women. And then
we had our first man call, our second man call,
excuse me this morning, and it was just ba boom
ba boom, bah boom five forty five, you know, all
the way up through like six point fifteen. The show
started with like seven minutes of calls about being naked. Yeah,

(51:54):
and I don't understand it. And I asked, and we
said we'd hold it. But I guess the question is
a are we missing out on something? But I mean,
is this okadist town. I mean as Weaverville nudists.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Listen what's going on, probably more than most places Weaverville.
So I want to put this question out there and
we want you to be honest, and if you're open
and honest, we're going to qualify you for a four
pack of passes to the NC Mountain State Fair that's
coming up in a few weeks.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
So the question is do you walk around your house
and naked often?

Speaker 5 (52:28):
Is it something that you do on a regular basis,
because everybody that's called us says we do it all
the time.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Are you somebody that does this? Are we people who
are prudes?

Speaker 25 (52:38):
I mean have we?

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Jeff?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
I have never met one person in existence that breathes air,
that is on planet Earth that I know that I've
ever met ever that walks around their house with no clothes.
I've never ever ever heard of such craziness. And I

(53:00):
come here this is and you, all of you are
just a ripping your clothes off, whether whether you're in Marshall,
whether you're in Weirdrow. Candler mars Hill's naked half the time.
Can Kaden loves to be nude? Fairview is a nudist resort.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Oh my god, I just I know the angles on
seventy four.

Speaker 28 (53:23):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
I mean they go to the football games naked. But
the point is is it was crazy to me. And
again the Parkway, everybody's naked. I learned that the hard
way the other day. So I postulate to you at
a two four oh one oh five nine, all right,
and again we won't we're not going to judge you.
But the amount of people who called this morning, and

(53:48):
you know, I'll play some clips when we get back. Uh,
you know, are you a naked person.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Around the house naked?

Speaker 1 (53:56):
I'm always clothed around my house, even when I go
to bed. Yes, yes, I mean you don't even sleep
nude right now?

Speaker 12 (54:03):
I don't either.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
I think sleeping in the buff is even worse. Maybe
just maybe I'll have a tank top on and you know,
if I or maybe I'll put a tak dowline, but
I never generally I am I have follows on off.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Me too, me too.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
And I don't know if it's a guy, I don't know,
if it's an up North thing. Maybe it's a Southern thing.
Before you had air condition, this would have been a
perfect like Grandma am a thing. Yeah, you know she
she would have been like, well, we never wore clothes
back then. But you know, it's just I don't know.
Listen eight to eight two four oh one oh five nine. Uh,
please help us out. I need to talk to some

(54:39):
of the nudies here and uh Asheville.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Just say it, Jeff, when I get home, I walk
around the house naked, just say boom, qualified for fair
tickets to example in the Mountain call us.

Speaker 11 (54:51):
Text us and you're really creative both the Mountain Talking
text line A two eight two four oh one oh
five nine, And that's a two eight two four Oh.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
It's women.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
It's unbelievable. It's all women. It's always women, always, Jane.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Well, the story is carrying over from yesterday. If you're
just suiting at about a guy who answered the door
naked twice to a door dash driver and the cops
arrested them. We argue about the fact that you should
be able to be naked in your own house, and
yesterday that.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Was fine, but then this morning we got like fifty
phone calls about nudity again.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
And you know what's so funny, it's all women saying
I'm naked in my house all the time, don't care.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (55:33):
We have Brandy on the phone. Brandy, what's going on here?

Speaker 29 (55:38):
So I don't know anybody that walks around their house naked.
I've lived in North Carolina my whole life, you live.
I don't know one person that walked around their house naked.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Not one, me neither.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
That's that's what we were saying it all the time.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
A woman said, I take you and Candler and said,
she said, you know what I garden naked?

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Like, really do you? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (56:06):
She did?

Speaker 2 (56:06):
I mean so you've never you never, you've never met
a nudy either?

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Huh?

Speaker 29 (56:11):
Not one. I've lived in western North Carolina my whole life.
I I don't know one now. But let me tell you.
My sister moved to Minnesota when she was sixteen, and
apparently they do that there because now she walks around naked.
She goes to check her mail naked.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Wow, and cold Man's hold on Minnesota.

Speaker 29 (56:32):
Yes, she says, she always puts her house flippers on
to shoot on her feete to get cold.

Speaker 6 (56:36):
What about her?

Speaker 1 (56:37):
What about your brother in law? What about shrinkage?

Speaker 29 (56:40):
Oh no, they don't care.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Wow boy, okay, well hang on for just one second.
That is crazy all right, James is back. Oh my god, James, James,
you nude freak? What's going on here?

Speaker 30 (56:55):
Well, it's not me but my wife, you know, ChIL.
You know, if she ain't got nowhere else to go,
we ain't got guess coming over? Yep, just naked?

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Does she what does she do naked? Does she cook naked?
Does she clean naked? What does she do naked?

Speaker 30 (57:12):
Well, mainly you know she's she's stocking. She'll put on
a laser, n apron or T shirt or something. But
you know, if she ain't got nothing, she just lain't
around the house and everything, specially and especially when she
gets home after a hard day of work. As soon
as she gets in and everything, I tell her, I
tell her it's safe to shand steel man and I

(57:32):
just pull all and off over said, she sits down.
I go kitching glass, grab her glass wine and be
like here baby, yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Rass her and grab her. I have seen you on
the front of a novel, are you Fobby? Oh my god,
you long blonde hair. Yeah, James, you listen. I'm stucky
and see her all the time.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
But we had one Brandy Like Brandy is one person
that says she grew up your whole life and never
saw a nudy, not one nudy, Jeff, And I can't.
I mean, and this is somebody she said, I've been here,
you know, thirty forty.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
Year, ever met anybody or you know, it's not like
everybody tells you it's a little secret. They like to
keep on a rap.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
So then my question is for the people who called
that said that they do do it right, or or
you know James who said his wife, you know, he
takes her clothes off and then says, here, baby, let
me get you some wine. Is it just like a
Is this a private thing like that? You have to
be in a coupling to know? I mean, because again

(58:44):
I can't stress to you enough, how many people before
six o'clock in the morning called this radio station.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
What was the one woman was on her way to
be a.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Stoker at Ingle and she said, you know, my husband
does it and he just flops down. Karen Karen, and
she was just like, you know what, I'm good with it,
and we've been doing it for forty years and I'm
just like, you've been doing it like and again, doesn't

(59:18):
that I guess if it doesn't that numb you to
the nakedness.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
This is what I mean.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Let's say you know you're turned on by your spouse
or something, doesn't it numb you to the naked? As
if you see them naked all the time, then you're like, nah,
you know, numb to the naked. You can't get to
the naked. Not if you're a guy. You know, you
know women see us naked all the time that you
know you get numb to it. But yeah, if you're
if you're a guy and you see your wife naked
or girlfriend nadi, no, what do you care? But see,

(59:46):
guys are always ready to go. But if you come
home and like, I'm just trying to picture Jane, And
I'm sorry, James, I don't mean to be rude. We're
just trying to picture your your life. After work, you
come home from the billmore, your wife comes home from
wherever she comes home from.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
You say, hi, baby, how are you? She says?

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Good?

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
You said, what kind of da did you have? Oh
it was a tough day, No problem. Let me pull
your pants down, let me pull the undies down, shirt up,
raw little, all right, and then have a seat on
the couch in the in the buff and then let
me go pour you what uh uh uh Persecco, like,

(01:00:24):
what's happening over here?

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Does that sound like a tough life?

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
I mean, it doesn't sound top It just sounds a
little odd to me.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
Sounds a little jealous, That's what I hear. You know, well,
you know, I mean you have to work fever feverishly
to get the clothes off. He's got no problem. She
walks in the door, drops trout.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Well, and here's the thing. Her hands are tiny.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Yeah, Well the problem is you have to say.

Speaker 15 (01:00:48):
I think he's asleep.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
I think he's sleeping.

Speaker 11 (01:00:54):
On the mountain talking text line and a two eight
two four. That's a two eight two four oh one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
It is one of five nine the Mountain, Nahville's classic
ride to Riseau and Jeff's show and coming up after
Killer Queen, Jeff, I just want to postulate a question
because all this method leads to madness, and you're like,
why the nudity and the couples and this and that.
Because there was a woman, if you're just tuning into

(01:01:23):
one of five nine in the Mountain who called I
believe it was Brandy. She said she has a sister
that lives in Minnesota, her sisters become a nudy. Right
next to Minnesota is a little state called Wisconsin.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
They're not.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
And in that state, there's a man who decided to
fake his own death, leave his wife, get a fake passport,
move all the way over to Estonia, and then he
was extradited over here to be tried prosecuted, and he's
now in court.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Why don't you just get a divorce and make life easy?

Speaker 31 (01:01:57):
Coore?

Speaker 11 (01:01:58):
Is it that?

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Or maybe how do I put this? A little turned off?
I'm a little scared. I mean, I don't know if
we knock on someone's door, I mean, you know, we
have something special coming up. And if we happened to,
you know, be hanging out with some certain people, you
know what if they are nudies, do we have to
party nude too?

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Yeah, we'll do what we have to do.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
That's right, that's true. So there's a man he made
international headlines last year and this should refresh your memory.

Speaker 25 (01:02:31):
Le's gon out his husband and father who faked his
own death to start a new life overseas with a
woman he met online. Is headed to jail tonight. A
judge sentence Ryan Borgwart two eighty nine days behind bars,
for the eighty nine days investigators spent looking for him.
Twelve News Kendall Keys has that story from Green Lake County.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Now, Kendall Keys, can you hang on for a sec?

Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
So this guy goes through all these nanigans, all right,
shenanigans I call them. He goes through all these shenanigans
to get eighty nine days in jail. They beg him
to come home to face the music, and all he
does is get less than three months. And it's shenanigans.
This is all, this is Why did they do this

(01:03:15):
to this guy?

Speaker 27 (01:03:16):
Why?

Speaker 8 (01:03:18):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Well, here's look, here's the thing. You know, for eighty
nine days, you have created such an elaborate rousse and
had bad.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
It was smart, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:03:29):
But they had people searching for him in lakes. They
were using so many resources to try to find this
guy for all the stuff that he did just to
fake it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
And we should have to reimburse. He was overseas with
a new life, the life, he life. All of it
was happening for him.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
You know, and it's crazy because you're right.

Speaker 32 (01:03:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (01:03:50):
Moments before his sentencing, an expression of remorse.

Speaker 29 (01:03:54):
I deeply regret the actions that I did that night
and although pain.

Speaker 20 (01:04:04):
From Ryan Borgwart, the watertown husband and father of three
who faked his own death then fled the country to
be with a woman he met online.

Speaker 8 (01:04:12):
He regularly communicated with the woman, professing his love and
desire to create a new life with her.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Well, first off, that's pretty hot. Second off, I mean,
you know, why didn't you just get a divorce? See,
I see fake in your death. I feel like creates
a lot. But maybe he did it for the good
of his family, hear me out. Maybe they claim on
his life insurance. He's dead, he's in Estonia and no

(01:04:40):
one's gonna find Borgwart and bing bang boom daddy's home
and cash comes.

Speaker 15 (01:04:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
Yeah, Look, I'm not sure that his mindset was there.
You take the gamble with the overseas love, and really
anything could happen these days, you know. Oh, you get
over there, you think you're falling in love. Uh, and
then you know, things get going in the bedroom and
you get the old one too, surprise on them, and
you really gave it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Oh my god, that's that's Bruce. Yeah, you gave it
all up. Betty hit you with the Jenner and you know,
no one to Scando. Yeah, and if you get the
one Cavlon, and if you get the one too scandoo,
you know, I gotta tell you that ain't uh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
You know, that's not a good day. You're getting the
person on the front of that wheaties box, you know,
and you get wheaties. You know, it's a different change.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
And then and then when you have to eat wheats
to recover, Yeah, get your body spent back up. Then
you come back to the States and you only get
put in jail for ninety days. You're like, after all this,
I leave my wife for who I think is this
beautiful bride who looks like b Arthur. I get the
one too, skin do when I get to Estony, I

(01:05:56):
get to Brucey. And then after I get the bruisy Juicy,
I come back back home and they only put me
in the clink for ninety days. What kind of luck
do I have? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
This man has no luck.

Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
Look, cheating is not is not a good thing, especially
when you're going to overseas and fake in your death,
because like you heard from us, the worst thing that
you would like to happen is for you to get
the Bruce Jenner one two Scud do if that comes
down on you, you know, there's uh, it's it's hard
to recover. There's nothing you could do. Try to, you know,

(01:06:26):
come in to Caitlin. Yeah, you know, crawling back after that, Yeah,
after a after a bruising one to.

Speaker 11 (01:06:36):
Call us text ask and you're really creative both the
Mountain talking text line A two eight two four oh
one oh five nine.

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
That's a two eight two four oh one o five
nine one five nine Mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
It is one of five nine to Mountain, Ashville's classic
rock The RIZM and Jeff Show. And just a simple question,
have you or do you know anyone who has been
struck by lightning? You ever met anyone struck by lightning?

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
Jeff, I have never met a person struck by lightning. No, no,
And that's listen. If you're ever struck by lightning, you
lead with that in every conversation. There's just no doubt
about it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
There's a kid named Mike Roodia who went to my
high school and we used to call him Rodia, And
at first we didn't understand why it looked like he
had a bump coming out of his chest. I guess
he got struck by lightning and so like his You
could see his heart and rib cage beat out of

(01:07:33):
his chest on his shirt, so it would like beat
like that.

Speaker 28 (01:07:36):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
It was the craziest thing I've ever seen. Oh my god.
So I would just have to be like, dude, you
got to get away from me. Well, I you know,
I kind of did. I was like, Rodio, you gotta go.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
I can't stop staring at your heart that is literally
beating in my face.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
And I'm not trying to be mean. Is he still
with us here?

Speaker 8 (01:08:02):
Rodia?

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Last time? You know what micro dia is?

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
I think I'm gonna go look it up on the
book face as we listen to some beautiful Brian Adams.

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
Somebody tried to storm the stage last night to hug
Brian Adams. Who storms the stage for Brian Adams. By
the way, somebody over eighty. Okay, So I'm gonna see
how Rodea is.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Don't see if he's still kicking literally, but he was
struck by lightning, and there was another man struck by lightning.
He survives too. And I'm gonna tell you it gives
you this how do I put this? It gives you
a certain smell. It does you smell crispy. I can't explain.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
Well, Look, if you've ever wondered what it would be
like to be struck by lightning? Coming up next, you're
gonna hear from a guy who's gonna describe it to you.
And I gotta tell you just to be honest.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Doesn't sound Mike and Meredith Roda. It's one O five
nine in Mount Ashville's Classic Rock. He's alive and he's
making babies. Oh is this your friend who was struck
by lightning? But you can see his heart beating out
of his chest when he stands there. Yeah, and it's
it's the craziest thing. It's one of five nine a
Mount Nashville's Classic Rock. This the Rizzo and Jeff Show.

(01:09:13):
And if you're just tuning in, we were talking about
a man who was just recently struck by lightning. They
did a news story. Onomy he sounds a little out
of it. He sounds like he's fry, he said, he
sounds like he's fried.

Speaker 13 (01:09:25):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
The one thing about somebody who's been struck by lightning,
they have a mark or or something somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Obviously.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Two, they always smell like they're in a crisper. Three
sometimes to get created defect. I'll give you an example.
Mike Rodeo. He had something I guess it was part
of the rib cage or whatever it was. But the
part of the rib cage that got sure the part
of the body that got struck by lightning. There was
his heart and his ribs were out, so all you

(01:09:52):
could see was like when his shirt was there, it
would just go, this is the kid, you know, Yeah,
don't don't, don't, don't, don't bump you would see his heart.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Can't be good. I am telling you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
I I wish I could call him and ask him
to take his shirt off and send you a picture
I've never seen. I've never seen, and I'm closing my eyes.
My eyes are closed right now, and I am thinking
of what this kid looks like. Because we all had
to go swimming one time, and everyone was so scared
to go swimming because we didn't want to accidentally. We

(01:10:25):
didn't want to stare at his heart, but also what
if we knocked into it. Bro listen, you've got a
fall on your heart, You're dead. That was his concern
that people would look at his chest. I gotta tell
you is that if he fell on his heart, he
would die.

Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
Listen, man, I here's the deal. Your heart's moving out
of your chest. Guess what you're a You're a circus carney.
You need to make some money off of this somehow,
some way.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
So then should he have done an only fans? Yes, yes, yeah,
but so so then in that case, does size or
body map?

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
No, No, nobody's coming for that. That's a bonus.

Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
But you know, at the end of the day, if
the heart's moving on it, you're laying there, you're sitting
there naked doing whatever you're doing. Dude, it's worth every dollar. Listen,
if you can get all contact this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Guy that's actually a real and we split it with
him because it's our idea. Yeah, well he could have it.
His heart's moving out of his chest. But if you can,
I'm not giving it to Rodea. If you do a
fifty to fifty split.

Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
Well, if you can, I need to see this. So
if you can message him, you probably haven't talked in
twenty years.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Can you as spend twenty twenty one years?

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Twenty one years? Can you say, my friend Jeff wants
you to take your shirt off and do a video
for him. All right, Mike, Rodia there he is, all right,
And see now you can't you have to say hello.
You can't come straight out of the gate with pop
your top and make a video, so you have to
work into it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
So wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
So I can't just say, can I remember your heart
that was that was hit by lightning?

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Yeah, but you can't ask him out of the day,
who said, well, what.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Am I supposed to? He knows everyone who knew him
growing up knows in his heart it was like literally
beating out of his jet.

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
I kne jet to not your reactionary think this, think
this through, and let's get to the story about the
guy who was struck by lightning as well, so people
can understand.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
What it feels, all right, so you know what this
is what it feels like. As I try to address
micro dea.

Speaker 11 (01:12:17):
Across Florida, man is sharing his story after surviving a
lightning strike.

Speaker 20 (01:12:20):
It happened right outside a pizza shop in Seminole. Local
tends and least Corcia has reaction from the man as
he recounts this frightening moment.

Speaker 19 (01:12:28):
He says, it was lightly raining and out of nowhere,
there was a crack and then a boom and he
ends up face down on the ground.

Speaker 14 (01:12:34):
I have a second outlook out wife now myself.

Speaker 19 (01:12:36):
Thirty year old at Travis Kurtz is counting his blessings
after he survived a lightning strike last Monday.

Speaker 14 (01:12:42):
I was the most scared I've ever been in my
wife because I didn't know what I was.

Speaker 12 (01:12:47):
I didn't know what was going to happen.

Speaker 19 (01:12:48):
And almost a week later, he returned to the spot
where he was struck outside the Risotto's Pizzeria and Seminoles.

Speaker 14 (01:12:55):
Not an easy thing being here right now, to be
honest with you, it's still really fresh and it's actually
hitting home a little more than I thought it would.

Speaker 19 (01:13:02):
Kurt says it was a typical workday as the property
manager of this complex. He was doing his normal walkthrough
when all of a sudden he felt a zap oh.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Came out of nowhere.

Speaker 14 (01:13:10):
I mean it was just like today, very little rain.

Speaker 19 (01:13:14):
Everything became a blur for Kurtz, but not for Mark Risotto,
the pizza shop owner who helped save his life.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Which is nice.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
Yeah, and so we, Jeff and I have located micro
dia And first off, he's a Disney adult. That's the
first thing that's that's the first we gotta light it's
slight because he was struck by lightning, and his heart
palpitates out of his chest.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
Literally.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Uh, you can kind of see like in his graduation
gown or something like when you just you had this
thing that was like pumping out of the left side
of your body. Right, So, just like this guy who
unfortunately had the misfortune of being struck by lightning, you know,
he's kind of all he's always kind of out of it.
You're always kind of out of it. So like you

(01:14:00):
know this guy who you just heard from, like he's
like like you're always out of it. Yeah, right, So
then and then the guy continues right because I'm I'm
gonna send this guy a message.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
I felt the whole building rumble, the whole building shook.

Speaker 19 (01:14:15):
Risotto heard it all unfold.

Speaker 33 (01:14:16):
I was over here by the ovens is this and
I heard the round crack, and I'm like, that hit something.

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
I looked out this window and that's when I found.

Speaker 19 (01:14:26):
Him, in between the oak tree and a mailbox. Risotto
says he had one of his customers call nine when
one and in seconds he was out the door helping Kerts.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
His body was right here.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
And his face was planted right here.

Speaker 19 (01:14:39):
Risotto says he found him choking on mud and grass,
and his body was convulsive.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
He was eating mud and convulsing. It was had mud
because you're your body is so messed up that you
are literally chunk.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
You're eating and mud. It's a real bad saying this sound.

Speaker 14 (01:14:58):
My heart rate, according to the ambulance, was at one
point two hundred and sixty five beats a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Did you hear the heart rate, Alison? Did you hear
what they said about the heart rate? The electricity somehow
either makes your heart pop out of your chest or
it brings it up so high that you start eating
grass and two ninety six.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Two hundred and ninety six beats a minute a minute. Yeah,
it's like, yes, that's what it's like. That's that's that's bad. Yeah,
Oh it's very bad. It's very bad. And then he,
you know, he ends it with this heroic ending.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
Was on fire. He was on fire.

Speaker 19 (01:15:32):
It's like so hot, it was like incredibles described as unimaginable.

Speaker 14 (01:15:36):
Every single muscle my body contracted to the point where
I couldn't function. I couldn't talk, I couldn't walk, I
couldn't do anything, and that's the best way I can
explain them out of pain. It was unbearable.

Speaker 19 (01:15:49):
But after several days in the hospital, Kurts survived.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
Okay, well that's good for him. But here's the problem.
He must have an indent somewhere and I got I'm
looking at his body. I am trying to figure out
where's in den Is. Yeah, well, I don't know where
it hit him.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Just hit him.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
It hit him right, probably somewhere in the back. So
maybe it's pancreas or his you know, uh, what's that
thing that appendix or whatever is sticking out now? Because
I'm telling you, when you're eating grass and you're convulsing,
I used to ask this guy, and you.

Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
Can't be normal ever again after that. Like it's got
to just mess with well, with all the electrical systems
in your body, like.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
You know what I mean. Well, you know, here's the thing.
He gets it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
Poor micro Rodia gets involved in you know, cash cash
ap scams. You know, he falls for them a lot.
So like on his thing, he goes cash apps, got
a new glitch, ask me how it works. I'm gonna
put eight hundred in your It's like, come on, Mike, oh,
does he fall for those for those as like I'm
gonna bless somebody today. Crap, Yeah, you know he's gonna

(01:16:54):
bless someone today, and you know he's talking about you know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
It just you know, just pictures of of you know.
So that's what happens when you get struck by well and.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
You get married at Disney, you become a Disney adult
and you take a lot of pictures of your oversized
dog who looks at your heart all day long, palpitating
out of your chest.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Okay, I'm gonna try to call this kid. You'll have
to do it one day.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
No, let's you know what, let's take a break. I'll
send him Facebook message. See if you want to come
on talk about why his heart beats out of his chest.

Speaker 5 (01:17:30):
Okay, well, let's look lesson learned you uh, you know,
get struck by lightning, you wind up just doing nothing
but falling for cash app scams.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
That's just what happens to you. Okay, connect with.

Speaker 11 (01:17:43):
Us on the Mountain talking text line at a two
eight two four Oh that's a two eight.

Speaker 6 (01:17:48):
Two four nine.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
The Rizzo and the Jeff Show, And I would like
to highlight three naughty well two naughty and one awesome
Stephen Sigall like elder. As we broach here, you know,
just about fifteen minutes away from the jn N. Stephen

(01:18:12):
Sigall Elder, Oh yeah, Steven Scaulder, you'll see.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
A big putin fan.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Well, this lady, I would say, probably not. She's a
woman of the cloth. Oh okay, okay, probably not a
putin gal.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
But you never know. She might be putin. Most shouldn't be.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
But here's the thing. The first senior I'd like to
highlight here is when is it time for you to retire? Jeff?
And for me, I believe it's when you either collapse,
have heart attacks or strokes. I don't know, in your
building of work, Yeah, if your place of work, yeah,

(01:18:52):
for me, next couple of years. For you, the next
couple of years. Okay, all right, But you know, like this,
this is a referee, very dedicated to this craft.

Speaker 31 (01:19:00):
But I remember spotting the ball and I came up
and I thought that I may have came up too fast.
I felt a little little woozy right headed for you know,
three to four seconds, but it went away, and then
after that I don't remember anything. They say I collapsed
on the field, and I'm they said I had died twice.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
All right, So if you died twice at your work
and you're eighty four, should you receive four? He's an
eighty four year old rafe bro for collegiate. It's say,
come on, man, I get you that you want to
be mister horremph Okay, listen man, you're eighty four and
you're I don't want to hear this. Well, if you

(01:19:44):
still got it at eighty four and you could do it,
who says you can? It doesn't mean you just get
old and you sit home and that. Yeah, you know
what at eighty four you sit at home?

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
Okay, it is what it is. You got your roll out. Yeah,
you wait for you know, you know, publics to have
its go sales. You go, you hit the bowgo.

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
Around in the scoots.

Speaker 5 (01:20:05):
You go to Sam's. Yeah, and you leave with things
you know you never you go to sam for what
one or two things? And you leave the stuff you
don't necessarily need.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
You know, wind all that shit, wider security?

Speaker 5 (01:20:15):
Why did I get a water toilet paper and a
Halloween matt for my front door? Just what happens at Sam's?

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:20:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:20:23):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
And uh so I think it was time for him
to retire, and a lot of people are calling for.

Speaker 16 (01:20:28):
Him to do so.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
He says he will not. He will not know, he
will not go out that way.

Speaker 16 (01:20:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Wow, what do you want to die on the field
with a bunch of eighteen year old boys? I think
that's heaven. I'm not all right. There's the one two sked.
Do they let him in the locker room?

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
Uh? The second senior I'd like to highlight. Here is
a naughty, naughty old lady. She's a naughty little kiddie.
And I'm gonna tell you why she's a naughty little
Kiddye Okay, she has a crush on a news man.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
She gives them not truth. Nobody has a crush on
a news man.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Let me tell you something when you hear this. She's
got a crush.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
Here the ladies getting hot and heavy for Wolf Blitzer.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Look it's not wolfye bee.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
This is a local guy. Keep it in the family.
She likes it local.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
So this is her local weather man, and she's had
a few too much to drink, so she comes out
with one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
Bill wants herself some Malachi wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
She says, Hey, think of Malachi, you know, say hey Malachi.

Speaker 6 (01:21:34):
That's what she says.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
She says, I'll give you one hundred dollars if you
talk about rain and pain is like mine on the
air and then you go, wow, this is this is
funny thing.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Uh huh okay, and this happens.

Speaker 22 (01:21:49):
I'll give you one hundred dollars if you say Brandy
Penny on the.

Speaker 28 (01:21:54):
News, one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Yes, that's a lot of money you're on.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
Thank you.

Speaker 16 (01:22:01):
So if you walk outside and you're out there for
any length of time, you're gonna be sweating off your
your bitches, your under bloomers, your granny panties, whatever you're wearing.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
He totally botched that he should have just went straight
granny pants. He was nervous. He was nervous. He was
nervous because he knew she liked him.

Speaker 5 (01:22:18):
He was nervous because, you know, news people usually don't
go too far off script, and the minute that they
they go off script, it's painful. When they go off script,
it's like, you know, like you know your dad were
trying to rap you know, it's like it's it's weird
and uncomfortable and that's what happened when they go off script.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
And uh, he didn't want to say the great pennies,
but he did it, so I go.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
He did earn his one hundred bucks from his adoring fan.
And finally, who I call the Steven Sagal of the elders.
Uh all all sex, all sweat, no bs.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
That's it. All breaks, no no breaks, no nothing. This
is Mary Clarence.

Speaker 25 (01:23:01):
Exclusive, a nun chased down a woman, she says, swiped
another woman's credit cards, but God.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Knows who they are.

Speaker 27 (01:23:09):
Monday afternoon just happened to be the time. Around four,
she tells me, a woman entered the Sacred Heart of
Jesus store on Liberty Avenue in Bloomfield, signed their prayer
book and looked around. Shortly after, Sister Mary says, another
woman then came in and put her purse behind the
front counter before shopping around. That's when another employee realized
something was wrong.

Speaker 34 (01:23:29):
This first lady, she unknownly to us, had taken the
other lady's purse.

Speaker 27 (01:23:36):
Another nun inside discovered the purse left open on the
floor of the store. Sister Mary wasting no time attempting
to retrieve what she tells us or stolen credit cards.

Speaker 34 (01:23:47):
I just ran down the street.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
All happened.

Speaker 34 (01:23:50):
I called her by name because her name's in the book.

Speaker 27 (01:23:52):
This prayer book. Each person who enters signs.

Speaker 34 (01:23:55):
I caught up to her and she kept well. Of course,
she went into the denial thing, not me. I didn't
do anything.

Speaker 27 (01:24:01):
Eventually, she says, the person handed over the stolen credit cards.
This isn't the first time something like this has happened
at the store. Back in two thousand and six, Sister
Mary says she chased down a robber who held her
at gunpoint.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
And by the way, Sister Mary Clarence, whether you want
to believe it or not, beats up people who are
shoplifters or.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
Who the hell steals from the Sacred Heart of Jesus' store.
It's called the Sacred Heart of Jesus Store.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
The guy pulled a gun on her. He pulled a
gun on her, and she beat him up. And then
this lady signs the book, and then guess what, she
beats her. And it's like, what are you trying to
steal from these nuns?

Speaker 14 (01:24:43):
For?

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
What kind of me are you that you steal from
the It's called the Sacred Heart of Jesus. Star you
are a liberty avenue in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
You're a heathen. You are a heathen if you steal
from the Sacred Heart of Jesus.

Speaker 5 (01:24:59):
I gotta tell oh, yes, Mary Madeline, I get Garry Clarence.
You're a thug baby Pittsburg.

Speaker 6 (01:25:07):
Mountain call us text us and you're really creative.

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Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
It is one of the five nine to mount Ashvills
Classic Rock to Rizzo and the Jeff Show. And it
is time for the jn N. That is the Jeff
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Speaker 11 (01:25:47):
The JND no longer Ashville's newest, but still least reliable
news outlet.

Speaker 6 (01:25:52):
Guys, can't we just tell him to go to eight
to eight news dot com.

Speaker 11 (01:25:55):
All right, fine, the j n N Jeff News Network
is ready to inform, enlighten, and co. Well keep trying anyways,
the JNN, he's one nine in the mountain down.

Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
Google is warning it's two and a half billion Gmail
users to change their passwords after a significant question oh
my god, significant amount of successful intrusions by hackers. So uh,
they are saying that they're putting out of warning this week,
advising you to be on high alert for any suspicious

(01:26:27):
activity and to add extra security measures like the two
factor authentication.

Speaker 8 (01:26:33):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:26:33):
They they, you know, access Gmail passwords by sending emails
with links to like fake sign in pages, stuff that
like maybe mom or pop op would fall four. Uh
and uh so they they've been posing as like Google support.
So if you see anything like that, avoid it all together.
And they're saying, right now, go and change your password,
get it done. Uh, And they're letting you know, so

(01:26:56):
just be very very careful. Everybody uses Gmail.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Yeah, but what what what's the D I mean unless
you have unless you have like a lot of newdies.

Speaker 5 (01:27:04):
Well, they're just seeing that a lot of people have
information about different things. But they're seeing a significant amount
of successful intrusions by hackers. So they're getting through to
you know, your Gmail, which people use for a lot
of different things.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
So what if they get through your Gmail and then
they find maybe something incriminating about you, like I don't know,
you're embezzling from a disc golf club and then they
say you have to pay us X number of dollars
that we're going to expose you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
Yeah. Ah, you know that would be quite a pickle
to be in. You know, you don't want to be
in that pickle.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
Okay, I hope no one listening is in that pick
all right, so password one, two, three, four five change it?

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
Okay, all right, what are we still doing this?

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
Really?

Speaker 10 (01:27:50):
Wow?

Speaker 11 (01:27:51):
Okay, the JNN is puttering be it around the eight
out and Canton being lapped by silver sneakers at the
French Broad River, or.

Speaker 6 (01:27:58):
Just rereading news by news sources. The JNN is on
your radio now on the.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
Mouse now are postal workers drunks and they are alcoholics
from what I hear, Because I got to tell you,
I guess it feels like groundhog day every day. The
mail never stops and then you have a Mother's Day
and all kinds of things, and it's just the mail
just never stops. And it's the same routine every day,
the same houses, the same streets, well, the same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
I mean, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
The good thing about it is if you form lifelong
bonds like my game Game did with her mailman Tommy,
you can get one hundred two hundred dollars at Christmas.
You get birthdays, you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Know, you share a meal, you share a sale, work
for a Christmas card. That's the little run.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
Well, here's the thing. You'll work for your government pension
where you get your full salary after thirty years, but
you also work for cookies, a kiss, you know, a
little bit of fun, some exercise, some ountdoor lovin.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
I mean, you work for a lot of it. And
don't think that they don't find the lonely housewives. You know,
I gotta be honest with you.

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
If I if I started being a postal worker at eighteen,
I'd have about three and a half years to go
until you weretire ago and I would split after the
thirty years and I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
Gone, Well, and thing about that, and look at what
you've done with your life? This would be me, probably
towards the end though.

Speaker 11 (01:29:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:29:28):
Well here it is Massachusetts under arrest tonight, accused of
drunk driving while on duty. Police in East Long Metal
say Robert O'Sullivan hit and seriously hurt a person at
a gas station and then just took off. Investigators say
he clipped several other cars before crashing into Sullivan pleaded
not guilty to several charges.

Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
Into the bank. Listen, I gotta tell you something here, O'Sullivan.
You're doing it in a postal truck. Okay, so that's
not going to help your cause, O'Sullivan. Yeah, you're wiping
people out, You're smashing into other cars. O'Sullivan. I gotta
tell you, you know, it's not on your side here
to try to win this case if you're hitting them

(01:30:10):
with the not guilty.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
Well, it's not even that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
I did a little bit of research on O'Sullivan just
to see if I thought it was the same guy,
because this happened in Massachusetts. Now O'Sullivan can't defend himself saying, look,
it was a mistake because O'Sullivan.

Speaker 32 (01:30:26):
Okay, it's arresting a mailman for drunk driving after he
hit several cars, a building, and a person with his
mail truck in East long Meadow today. Welcome everyone to
Western mass News at ten. I'm a man to Martin Ryan.
Thanks for having a postal worker going before I judge
this afternoon, just hours after his arrest this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Now that was July of twenty nineteen. So is this
this is him? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
So I mean this drunk has has just been Sullivan,
Oh Sullivan, this drunk has just been in crashing old card.
They didn't get it, They didn't get them. Then they
didn't get them.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
The first time.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
They didn't get them the first time.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Damn O'Sullivan. And O'Sullivan said, oh yeah, I guess what.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
He hit an old woman. He's hey, you hit.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
A senior, oh Sullivan.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
In twenty nineteen, and the drum still has a job, Sllivan,
oh Salid.

Speaker 6 (01:31:26):
So we've asked them to stop, but they just keep
making it worse.

Speaker 11 (01:31:30):
So we pick and chooser about House of the Jeff
News that worked, or as you might not, the JNN.

Speaker 6 (01:31:35):
It's on your radio, limping like it's anchored to the dishline.
We promised it'll all be over soon. And then back
to some music. On one oh five nine the Mountain
I tell.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
You who's not gonna like you, oh Sullivan, that would
be Ellen degenerous.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:31:47):
Ellen h new reports coming out about uh, you know
who was supposed to be what the Queen of nice
or whatever she was, and this should be no surprise
about this or report entitled Ellen Degenerous Hate men? What
and uh Stoa, a staffer from Ellen's Talks a talk show,
says that she disliked men that worked for her, and

(01:32:10):
she would get particularly upset with them if they mingled
with her wife, Porsche.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
Oh heavens.

Speaker 5 (01:32:18):
The problem was that Porsia was nice to everybody, so
guys would come up and talk to her. Of course
she's beautiful, right and I want to, you know, chat
with her and stuff, and Ellen would give the staffer
what they would. She would get to the staffer is
what everybody referred to as the Ellen gaze, where she
would narrow her eyes and it would look like her
cheekbones were sticking out. Uh So they the staffer made

(01:32:41):
it look to her. They said, she looked like a
queen looking for her next execution. What they said in
one in a single season that they went through nine
male stage managers on the on the show itself.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
So well, I gotta be honest with you. I mean,
you know, not many Look, I know Rosie and Lyle
have a thing going.

Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
On, Okay, but well, I gotta be right. This is
even this is even the worst part of it. One
guy on the staff had a kid who needed a
bone marrow transplant. Oh no, stop, and Ellen asked him
to reschedule it to coincide with the Christmas holiday week

(01:33:28):
so it wouldn't disrupt the show.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
His child's bone marrow.

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
Ellen said, you got to reschedule. We're having a scheduling conflict.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
Can he get bone marrow next Christmas?

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
That is evil? Just oh's awful? She is awful.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (01:33:48):
Can he put us on the mountain?

Speaker 11 (01:33:49):
Talking text line at a two eight two four's two
eight two.

Speaker 6 (01:33:53):
Four o nine.

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
It is one of the Mountainshville's classic gronk the Rizzo
and Jeff's show, And just like we are nothing but
a good time? That was poison and uh, you know
who's nothing but a good time? Our good friend David
David Hoyt. Don't you think it's you know what they say,
hos a hoots.

Speaker 8 (01:34:14):
A, who do you?

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
Let's go let's going on as you can tell what's
going on, Dave?

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
Oh, I got it. Uh, if you're gonna go to
Bavoom boom are they are you gonna get your uh man?

Speaker 34 (01:34:32):
Finally?

Speaker 31 (01:34:33):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
If I go to Baba Voom, am I gonna watch?

Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
Finally get it?

Speaker 26 (01:34:40):
Dave?

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
I'm gonna buy you a dang cell phone for Christmas.
You hear me, Dave, I can't hear a word you're saying. Okay,
and you're the only caller who has this problem.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Yeah about now much?

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
What are you saying?

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
Well, Hey, if you're gonna go to bavoom, are you
gonna buy a man or Hammick?

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
Let me tell you something. They have an anor hammock
and you can even eat one. They have edible nanner hammocks.

Speaker 32 (01:35:09):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
And who says I haven't had one?

Speaker 20 (01:35:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
I think they need to instruct you put it on?

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
No, No, let me tell you if there's one thing
I know how to do is just put on an
anor Hammick.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
Dave. And what makes you think of Nana Hammicks at
this time of the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:35:29):
I just heard you guys on the radio.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
Oh that's what did it.

Speaker 25 (01:35:34):
On the radio?

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
And then you think banana havocks. That's what equates in
your brain. Rais and Jeff listening. Well, I'm driving around
auto parts. I think about Raison and Jeff, and I
think about banana hammocks.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
That we've done a great job, Dave.

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
There's nothing better to think about, you know what.

Speaker 5 (01:35:54):
You know what I was gonna say, I bet you
there is, but you know what, we're ready for the weekend,
so you know what, you're there's nothing better to think
about today than banana half yea.

Speaker 6 (01:36:04):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
I love you brother, good good talking to you. Way
to juice up the razzle, dazzle.

Speaker 3 (01:36:10):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
Not too many people stump us in our tracks, Dave,
Hoyt's one, you know, I gotta say Bart's one. But
then there's always Melvin. Yeah, we slowed down for Melvin.
We slowed down for Melvin.

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
Melvin.

Speaker 9 (01:36:25):
How you doing, Bud, Hey, I'm doing good. Hey, boys
and girls. I hope there's girls working in the office
over there.

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
Yeah, yeah, there are girls. Now there are male and female.

Speaker 3 (01:36:36):
That work.

Speaker 9 (01:36:39):
Everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
No, there's not Melvin. It's just all men.

Speaker 1 (01:36:41):
We're a big pile of men here. We're a man.
You know your heart, We're men in the steel industry.
All right, we're sweaty.

Speaker 5 (01:36:49):
That's it's a bunch of sweaty men here on at
eleven ninety Patton Avenue.

Speaker 2 (01:36:53):
Okay, all right, all right, so what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
What's going on?

Speaker 9 (01:36:59):
I was just wondering that if they got banana flavored
banana hammocks that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
I don't know why the audience is taking us in
this banana hammock threat. You guys really want to go
in the banana hamack direction? And I will ask Metra
about I'll ask her about all flavors of banana flavors
a banana.

Speaker 9 (01:37:23):
Okay, Hey, I was gonna let you talk to my brother,
Elvis's girlfriend. He's in the back of the car.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
She wants to say, Hey, we're doing hey, doing hands
for horses. Can you tell him to stop calling us
about banana flavored banana hammocks?

Speaker 24 (01:37:47):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
Could you? Could you imagine Melvin and a banana hammock?

Speaker 8 (01:37:54):
Yes, I'm magahm and madam.

Speaker 1 (01:37:57):
Wow, I gotta tell you you two better slow down
on the road. Oh man, thank you, It is nice
to meet you. Tell Melvin we love him so much.

Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
But what is happening?

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
What is happening.

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
My goodness, gracious, what's happening?

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
What did we do to you?

Speaker 2 (01:38:16):
Can we just razzle down? That is the first time
that you've ever wanted. Yeah, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 11 (01:38:24):
From Tinseltown to the eight to eight and beyond. It's
time to razzle dazzle on the Rizzo and Jeff Show.

Speaker 6 (01:38:30):
All the things that.

Speaker 11 (01:38:31):
Are not fit to print, talk about, mentioned, discuss or
frankly that important, but somehow find their way here of course.
Sorry man, yes, Jeff can't stand it either. Time for
Rizzo's razzle dazzle one.

Speaker 6 (01:38:43):
Sorry all right?

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
Uh, maybe known that. On the twenty eighth of August
twenty twenty five, Jeff called for the razzle dazzles.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
So that being said, uh, we don't have a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
Of time to razzle or dazzle because everyone's obsessed with
banana mix.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Don't know why. I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
No comfortable conversation, well not for everybody else, for us,
For us, Yeah, we'll look into the flavors of banana
hammocks for you.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
All right, meet, if you're listening, can you text me
yes or no on banana flavor?

Speaker 31 (01:39:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
Uh, Daytona Beach leaders are urging people to remove their
no They're naughty and no no shirts from public view.

Speaker 10 (01:39:27):
So what is that?

Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
You know when you go on boardwalk or beaches, Uh,
you know you see beach shop like yeah, you know,
cuss words or you know maybe uh, you know parts
that are enlarged and things of that nature.

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
So it's it's like a jokey shirt. But well there's
an old man who's really hoping that because they can't
not they can sell whatever they want, right, and then
the ACLU will sue them for First Amendment rights and
they're they're going to lose. So that instead what they
wanted do is they want to have an attorney make
a proclamation. A proclamation they want to proclamate. Wow, what

(01:40:07):
happens when you when you go down the route of proclamation. Well,
when you proclamate, you know, you just basically are asking
them kindly, Okay, all right, So so they're they're asking
kindly and and here's kind of what they think action.

Speaker 26 (01:40:25):
Not every shop in the area shows vulgar material in
public views, so they're really focused on the ones they do.
For instance, here on Main Street, there are displays that
have shirts with children's cartoon characters on them, right next
to other ones that show curse words.

Speaker 12 (01:40:40):
Or sexual topics.

Speaker 6 (01:40:41):
There's not much they can do about it legally.

Speaker 35 (01:40:44):
Because we're fully aware that if we send them a
thing and tell them to take it down, we'll be
in core with the A C. L you for violating
their First Amendment rights.

Speaker 6 (01:40:54):
And so they're just going to ask nicely.

Speaker 35 (01:40:57):
The attorney's going to put together a proclamator and we're
going to vote on it. Just send it apps if
we can get some voluntary car for a cooperation from them.

Speaker 33 (01:41:07):
Daytona Beat's commissioner, Ken Strickland is leading the push for
that proclamation to be sent to shop owners, hoping they'll
remove shirts and other merchandise with vulgar language or images
from public view.

Speaker 35 (01:41:20):
Would be nice if they would be respectful of families
with kids they can read.

Speaker 1 (01:41:25):
And okay, okay, it'd be nice if they could respect
families of kids that can read. They don't really care
about the kids who can't read. But here's the situation. Okay,
ye can't proclamate no to a business whose whole business
is selling wacky T shirt right a proclamation.

Speaker 5 (01:41:46):
He's not going to come off his big Johnson shirts
just because just because you fire up a proclamation here.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
I mean he's sent thirty big Johnson shirts today at
thirty bucks apiece, that's nine hundred bucks. Are you going
to give him nine hundred simolia uh or a proclamation?

Speaker 32 (01:42:02):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
What do you think is more important to this guy?

Speaker 5 (01:42:04):
Yeah, I'm sure you're gonna roll on in, you and
the you and the uh. You know the town you
know the towns you're gonna be. You're gonna walk up
to the store with torches and say we have a proclamation.

Speaker 2 (01:42:16):
Yeah, well, you know what I done. Maybe if you
give them a nan or hammock that seems to work
for every other man.

Speaker 5 (01:42:22):
First off, dude, if he works at that shop, he's
wearing it while he's working.

Speaker 11 (01:42:27):
Montain call us textas and you're really creative both the
Mountain talking text line A two eight two four oh
one oh five nine.

Speaker 6 (01:42:35):
That's a two eight two four oh one o five
nine one mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
It is one of five nine in the Mountain Ashville's
classic ROCTORI is on Jeff Show.

Speaker 2 (01:42:43):
We got our friend Eric on the phone. Eric, what's
going on?

Speaker 24 (01:42:45):
Buddy?

Speaker 15 (01:42:46):
Stop talking about that stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
And Thomas Beach, Yes.

Speaker 15 (01:42:51):
Johnson T shirt. I have a bunch of big Thompson
T shirts. They're only they're not even vulgar. Read it
and interpret it is how you take you so sick?
Get a grip on what?

Speaker 2 (01:43:05):
Oh, I'm sure I got with with you.

Speaker 5 (01:43:07):
I agree an again, I got to give you some
credit for having big Johnson T shirts.

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
I mean, we're talking me to late nineties, man.

Speaker 1 (01:43:14):
I mean, my question is about how many big Johnson
T shirts do you think are in your collection? And
do you have, like, you know, I don't need to be,
you know, loved because I get loved made by the
government every day kind of shirts they have those two.

Speaker 15 (01:43:30):
I've probably got ten or twelve. My still's probably got
five or six, ten.

Speaker 2 (01:43:35):
Or twelve big Johnson T shirts.

Speaker 1 (01:43:38):
Gotta tell you you're making a statement, You're making a
bold statement. But yeah, they are crying, and I gotta
tell you, what's the proclamation? What are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
Ask them nicely and hope they say yes, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:43:55):
Well, I'll tell you what, Eric, The people that are
crying about these shirts are the ones that wanted the
new logo okay from Cracker Barrel, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
All right, And they wear Bernie Mittens.

Speaker 3 (01:44:06):
Please God, we appreciate.

Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
You, buddy, we really do. Uh, don't go anywhere. I
actually am great. I thought that was about a banana hammock.

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
Yeah I did.

Speaker 1 (01:44:20):
And if it was another banana hammock, I'd have been out.

Speaker 6 (01:44:24):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:44:24):
You think they'll fly us on If we want to
do a rizo on Jeff banana hammocks next summer, just
give him out.

Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
I think they'll sponsor them. Yeah, yeah, they'll They'll fly
off the table like hotcakes.

Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
I bet I bet you more people would take They
would sell out instantaneously.

Speaker 2 (01:44:44):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
What did make the shows coming up in uh? Just
about three minutes after a little Boston. It's one of
five Mountain Nashville's Class of gro the Rizzo and Jeff Show.
And it's already that time, Jeff, already that sad time
of the day. Really, because I had news for you
for the last hour half. It's been coming undone.

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
It so well, I didn't make it come undone. It's see.
This is why we need the phone. Yes, this is
why everyone everything. You guys are the co host of
the show. You take it to nanaammicks. I can't control it.
We're sad without calls. We are, yeah, we we really are.
We try our best.

Speaker 1 (01:45:15):
But anyway, thank you again to Cameron for getting that
figured out. But it's time for things that didn't make
the show.

Speaker 11 (01:45:22):
Frizon't you have tried to do their work today but
just couldn't quite get it done. So here's where they
try to cram it all in at the end. It's
what didn't make the show on.

Speaker 6 (01:45:31):
The mouse d.

Speaker 2 (01:45:32):
This has gone viral.

Speaker 1 (01:45:33):
This is a grown woman National Washington correspondent for the
Trump White House who finds out on a hot mic
moment the Taylor got engaged.

Speaker 12 (01:45:49):
Taylor Swift is engaged.

Speaker 20 (01:45:53):

Speaker 12 (01:45:54):

Speaker 10 (01:45:56):
This come back to me. She just posted it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:59):
Oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 20 (01:46:03):
Oh it's huge.

Speaker 29 (01:46:04):
The ring is joyous.

Speaker 6 (01:46:05):
This is so exciting.

Speaker 19 (01:46:07):
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. It's
on her Instagram.

Speaker 12 (01:46:12):
It's on her Instagram.

Speaker 19 (01:46:12):
It's on her Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god, my god.

Speaker 20 (01:46:15):
I feel like Paul Revere right now.

Speaker 5 (01:46:19):
Okay, that is that's someone who's supposed to be covering
the president. They did a they did a poll on
this over they surveyed. There was one that surveyed over
five thousand Americans. Okay, adults, they're all adults.

Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
Let me guess no one gave a crap.

Speaker 5 (01:46:33):
How much do you care that Taylor Swift and Travis
Kelcey have gotten engaged? Seventy two percent said not at all? Yeah,
five percent said a lot, fifteen percent said a little,
and seven percent said not sure. Seventy two percent said
not at all.

Speaker 2 (01:46:49):
So so that's you know, three oundred four people.

Speaker 5 (01:46:53):
So people generally really don't give a crap, and so
you know, in media and stuff, maybe we think that
people do. But guess what, Yeah, well you got a
survey like that. They're telling you don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
Well, and that's the thing. Sometimes we missed the ball,
but other times the ball hits you in the head.
And that is where this next what did make the
show is coming on because I'm going to break Joe's heart.

Speaker 11 (01:47:16):
Here, Rezon't you have tried to do their work today
but just couldn't quite get it done.

Speaker 6 (01:47:20):
So here's where they try to cram it all in.

Speaker 36 (01:47:22):
At the end.

Speaker 6 (01:47:23):
It's what didn't make the show? On one five nine
the Mountain end.

Speaker 2 (01:47:26):
Well, I can't do that yet. So let me start
out with a little bit of a news story.

Speaker 37 (01:47:31):
We continue to follow the impact Centerpoint energy bills are having.

Speaker 12 (01:47:34):
On the Tri State.

Speaker 1 (01:47:35):
Now, for those of you who don't know, that would
be the equivalent of Duke Energy, and they're raising their
prices and people are getting really really angry, and rightfully so,
because like after Helen and all that, everything's gone up,
and it's just like, dude, we don't all we've lost
all of our money in possessions and now everything's going up.

Speaker 37 (01:47:53):
So now it isn't just homeowners burying front of the
high costs. It is also local restaurants owning us. Now
is fourteen News reporter Isaac Calvert. Now, Isaac, I know
you had some interviews with a few different local restaurants.
How are they handling these rising costs right now?

Speaker 10 (01:48:09):
Yeah, Rob, this summer's been brutal on many people's wallets,
but especially those here in the Tri State of local
business owners, especially those with those local dining options here
in Evans Zone. For the last few months, several restaurants
have been seeing their monthly energy bills increase by thousands
of dollars, and some are doing whatever they can to
make ends meet.

Speaker 1 (01:48:29):
Now, before we go any further, Evansville is the fattest
city in America.

Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
So people need to eat Indiana. They need to eat there. Yeah,
and look it's uh, I gotta tell you, it's a
special place. Lots of meth.

Speaker 1 (01:48:43):
It's a lot of math, but it's also a lot
of Heftyes, all right, so they need to eat.

Speaker 2 (01:48:48):
And you've been to report on this, Yeah, I have
several times.

Speaker 36 (01:48:51):
Actually, yeah, we didn't want to have to do it,
but it's something that is step that we had to
take to be able to keep.

Speaker 10 (01:48:56):
Our doors open.

Speaker 28 (01:48:57):
And with their bill rising by thousands of dollars, they
know it's not just affecting them.

Speaker 36 (01:49:02):
We depend on our customers to come in so we
can pay our bills, so we can pay our employees
so they can survive too. And so if we're struggling,
we know our customers are struggling. And it's just it's
just a never ending cycle.

Speaker 28 (01:49:14):
Some businesses like Angelo's are so upset at these high
rates that they're now refusing to serve any centerpoint employees nic.

Speaker 2 (01:49:22):
So is that the way it works?

Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
So if we if we do not serve serve Duke
or spectrum or anybody, will they lower the bills only
in Indiana, folks.

Speaker 5 (01:49:31):
Yeah, So somebody shows up to a restaurant here and
we're angry about the bill and you see them coming
in from a hard day at work for Duke or
you just say, you know what, you're not served here.
What do they how is that they can't go back
to corporate and change it. Were not serve.

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
There has to be somebody who changes the rates, and
that's the energy regulatory commissions. So they would have to
meet and if who you know who, you shouldn't serve
the people on the commission. So you got to find
out who they are, google them, okay, and then and
then fed them, starve them out, don't let them have groceries,
don't let them have any don't let the man doesn't
pay off their trash, trash man doesn't pick up their trash.

(01:50:05):
All that stuff, all right, And finally time to break
Jeff's heart.

Speaker 6 (01:50:10):
Rizzo. Jeff tried to do their work today but just
couldn't quite get it done. So here's where they try
to cram it all in at the end. It's what
didn't make the show.

Speaker 1 (01:50:18):
On one oh five nine, The Mountain end all right, Jeff,
he's large and in charge. He's looking for chickies. He's
lost two hundred pounds and he's gonna let you know
about it. Are generations Carnee Wilson, Jelly Roll.

Speaker 2 (01:50:33):
Yeah, uh, he's becoming the guy.

Speaker 5 (01:50:35):
And if you when we say our generation's Carnie Wilson
from Wilson Phillips. She's the one that in every single
interview she does you think we're kidding, go ahead google
Carnie Wilson interviews on YouTube. She always mentions the weight,
weight loss, whatever it is. In now every conversation with
Jelly Roll, because he lost a couple of huns. Every

(01:50:56):
conversation now is about weight loss and what you can
do because you lost the weight and how did you
lose the weight? It doesn't stop. It's annoying.

Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
So now instead of the music, he's now the fat guy.
Everyone follows to see what he's achieved. Now that's nice.
I'm glady he lost two hundred pounds. It's probably good
for his heart. That being said, though, you know he
stile just stream and it breaks my heart that somebody
of his stature and size would take something away from

(01:51:27):
you that you actually are part of a Facebook group.
You look and you opine for these things, and he's
just cruising around and ruining them.

Speaker 5 (01:51:37):
Yeah, Jazzy's scooters and I'm a part. It was a
suggestion that I joined suggested groups affordable mobile equipment.

Speaker 2 (01:51:48):
Wow, and I did.

Speaker 5 (01:51:49):
And what the hell are you search? I don't know,
but I saw one for four hundred bucks. I just
saw it a few minutes ago and I said.

Speaker 1 (01:51:55):
It's gone up my alley there four hunch. This puppy
looks nice, slightly used, but no rips in the seed
or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:52:02):
Nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:52:02):
Does it go up curbs?

Speaker 19 (01:52:03):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (01:52:03):
Can it go up curbs? Well, you know, we'll spruce
it up.

Speaker 1 (01:52:06):
I will spiruce it up. Well, anyway, this is what
Jelly rolls. Uh, you know, write it down, pat An Smooth.

Speaker 12 (01:52:13):
Yeah, there's a big news in my world.

Speaker 18 (01:52:16):
I haven't been skinny enough to ride a scooter like
this in like eight years, no twelve tenure. Anyways, first
time riding the scooter straight through the streets of Berlin.

Speaker 6 (01:52:26):
Baby, what do you do for one foot? And then
just do it too?

Speaker 1 (01:52:33):
So ninety nine red balloons and Jelly Roll on a
mobility scooter. Good job, Jelly, Yeah, I said, listen, when
you lose, when you lose the weight and things of
that name, everyone's going to know about it.

Speaker 5 (01:52:43):
Everybody's got to know about it. It's like what vegans
do you know? So process people take the scooters away
from the people that would really appreciate them, you're just
making a mocker. We have a mobile scooter pal.

Speaker 28 (01:52:55):
That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:52:56):
Jelly, Thanks for nothing, Hope you get fat again.

Speaker 11 (01:53:00):
Connect with us on the Mountain talking text line eight
two eight two four oh one oh five nine.

Speaker 6 (01:53:04):
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