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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It is one of five ninety nunt Nashville's Class A
grind to Rizzo and Jeb show. Sorry, Jeff will be
with hunimities looking at a jazzy on Facebook, Marketplace or
whatever in that group.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I'm a part of a group on Facebook. And what's
the group Affordable mobility equipment? And why why are you
put this group?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
This beautiful one.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'm gonna tell you it's a e Flex and it
sold for only three hundred dollars. And this is like
riding in a Cadillac Escalator. I will tell you this thing.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Is it? Does it?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Does it have a steering wheel? I mean, what's it?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Guy?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's got it all? It's got it all? Is it really? Yeah?
Oh man, you're gonna have to You're gonna have to
show me. I mean I really thought that you were
joking around. I might plunge one day, okay, three? But
how about how this? How do you uh you know,
do you have to meet up or can they ship?
The you can meet up or you ship? Yeah, you
could ship? Now you know how much it would talk?
It would cost was.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Double to ship it, you know, at six hundred bucks.
Let's say say it costs three hundred to ship it
and you get it for six hundred, it's still a steal.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
You're you're right, it's still a steal, because you're right.
I didn't even think about it. Well, ladies and gentleman,
Jeff is with us. Now it is time for opening audio.
Let's get this party started on a fryday. Yeah, stop it,
it's time for opening audio.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Here on the Rizzo and Jeff Show. A fun, funny
way to start your day. One nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
If you're gonna rob a bank, first off, I wouldn't
suggest it. But if you do, don't do it on
a bike, and don't say you have a bomb. Why, well,
because you're the thing. If you say you have a bomb,
then they're going to five years, they're gonna want to
see it. Well any and then if you say anything
like that bomb or you have a gun, guy it's
a bomb or god, it's twenty five years. If you

(01:52):
just go in and like put it, give a note
and say give me all the money, probably out in
ten or less. Okay. So but if this for some
stupid reasons saying he had a bomb, but they saw
that the stuff taped to his chest was like cardboard
so they said beat it. And then he goes on
a bicycle all right for like four blocks before the

(02:16):
comps get him and away. I think he got away.
Here's the thing. He was spotted by a deputy Carter
and when Deputy Carter made a u of the bike, vanished.
Well what's the problem, he was gone, I tell you, Armstrong, Well,
don't say that. I mean, you know, I would. I

(02:39):
would hope that this man is sitting and thinking about
his crime. Think because I feel like he wants to
do this, and I feel like he's going to do this.
He just needs to reevaluate what and how he's going
to do this because they don't know who it is.
So my thought is, why don't you just if you're
going to say the bomb word, why don't you just

(03:01):
go in and say, yo, you know I got a gun,
even if it's a toy gun, and then just take
your chances, Jeff, because no one's gonna believe that you're
gonna blow yourself up. If you want money, what about
the old give me the money or else? Yeah, you know, dude,
that went out with the eighties. That was the eighties bank. Yeah,

(03:21):
that was eighties bank. That reminds me of like Wall
Street or like you know, Tommy Boy.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Or Mind or else remind you of Tommy Boy.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
It does. It reminds me of Tommy Boy. When they
go to meet Zelenski of Zelensky Auto Parts, which is
Dan Ackroyd and and you know, Tommy is dressed in
a suit, nice tight suit. Chris Farley's in and uh
he was a stop or something like that, or he's like,
I'm gonna blow this and then everyone goes ah, and

(03:53):
then they throw like the gun stored them. And then
they're telling the newspeople that he was so vicious and
all that so that he's wanted for bank robbery. You know,
it's what it makes me think of. It is a
fry yay, I guess huh, there's enough of biggest explanation.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Yeah, it's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo
and Jeff Show, A fun funny way to start your day.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
On one O five nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, the guy got away on a bike. So that
was the end of the stay, well it was, and
then we went and tell me boy a second you know,
very important if you played for the NFL and you
made like sixty two million three hundred thousand dollars in
your whole career, even like if you have five million left,
like you're good. And this guy, I don't understand what happened,

(04:41):
where it happened. Was he just you know, thuggish and ruggish?
Was he blew through the money? Happened? Pretty dude? How
do you blow through that much money? Well, it's not
for you to see that.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
You always go all right, if I had sixty million
or I made it, you know, then you know, I
would just have it be said for the rest of
my life. But when you're in the lifestyle, when you're buying,
uh a fifteen to twenty million dollar house, when you
when you have Bentley's, when you're taking care of mom
and brother and sister and everything, but it all disappears
you blow it. People got gambling issues, they gamble, they

(05:14):
piss it away, and it all just goes And then
when the when the checks stop coming in, well, yeah, yeah,
you have a lifestyle that you can't support.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
And then it's gone. So then mom loses their house. Yeah,
Mom's out on the friggin string. And you're this guy,
you're scamming chicks, scamming chicks like come on man, what again,
I yeah, that's okay, let's try that.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
On tonight, a former NFL player arrest in Roswell, accused
of using dating apps to scam a bunch of women.
So police say Daryl Buster Screen took three hundred thousand
dollars from three different women in Wisconsin, North Carolina and
New York. And this is a smugshot here. Screen a
graduate of Edawa High School in Woodstock. He played the
eleven seasons in the NFL before he retired in twenty

(06:03):
twenty one. Well Tonight's Screen is also wanted out of Canada,
where he's accused of trying to defraud banks. Back in
twenty twenty three, Roswell police said that they're working closely
with authorities up there up north in Canada make sure
that he answers for his charges in both countries.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Now, wait a minute, I am Canada. He's not even Canadian,
he's not.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
But he went to the bank, you know, and he
was like, you know, hey, I'm a big American football star,
so you know, can you give me a line in
credit like five million or something? So they did, you know,
without really even checking, because he was you could prove
he was an NFL player, and he just beat them,
you know, beat them for the money. But the thing
is is, like you say that you live the lifestyle.

(06:45):
Sixty million dollars is absolutely enough. That's totally enough. He
doesn't shouldn't be scamming girls on tinder. Well, one of
the tricks he got was in North Carolina, so it
was a North Carolina woman. He got New York and
wiscons or that too. So now you got somebody here
one hundred grand almost a piece. Yeah, yeah, who's got

(07:07):
that kind of money? When you're doing that and then
you're on the lamb from Canadian mount ees, Well, I
gotta tell you. If you're on the lamb from the
Royal Mounted Canadian Police, I mean, that's got to be
pretty cool. Like think about it, a mounte on a
horse like Dudley do. Right, And he holds up a
little script and he goes and it's piece of paper
and he goes, oh you this football player all right?

(07:30):
When he passes, and they all just look at the
quills as people cross the border.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Well, he told him he was having financial troubles, ask
him for the money, promised to pay them back with
proceeds from his NFL annuity and then use the money
on travel and gift cards and to finance rental properties
that he has. So he has rental property, is that
he's going under on I guess and all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
So that's you know what who you finding that just
has to give you plainly on Tinder? What are they
doing on Tinder? You know, if there are any women
who and again you know, baby hands is probably still sleeping.
But if there are any women who want to give
Jeff or I one hundred thousand dollars for companionship eight

(08:17):
to eight two four oh one oh five nine, we'll
happily take your call anytime, any day. Yep.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
On the back of my business card will say I
owe you.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
It's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo and
Jeff Show, A fun, funny way to start your day
on the mountain.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
We love this sheriff. Last week he came out with
some quote drip. This week he's not holding back. I
love this guy. He's great, great great Judd and he's
Pulk County County.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Which is kind of between Orlando and Tampa, kind of
in that middle spot there, so.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
It's in the middle of nowhere. It's actually very scary
Lewis Hernandez.

Speaker 7 (09:01):
Now he's locked up in jail because he's violated the law.
So he's going around the dorm without his shirt, which
is a violation of the rules in the jail, and
our detention deputy tells him put shirt on. He pulls
off every bit of his clothes. Did you hear what
I said? He is neked and he's now screaming, Tomorrow's

(09:22):
my birthday. Tomorrow's my birthday. And guess what he was
wearing his birthday suit a day early.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh, I gotta tell you. He's a witty kiddy man meow.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
He does these press conferences a couple times a week
and he loves it.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
He loves it. He lives for these. And you think
he writes them. He has to write it, Yes, he does.
There's no way he goes, you know. But I'll tell
you this birthday suit to day where he goes. No,
I'm ramping.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
If you watch and I always watch them on X
and stuff. If you watch them or on Instagram, you
watch them. No, dude, he's coming off top dome. Well
he needs to, he needs he could be the next
Ralphie May.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, I gotta tell you I mean, look, listen, what
a what a man to a cent? I got it.
You don't want to be any parts of old country
crock over there, old butter buddies. Yeah, text us.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
And you're really creative.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Both the Mountain talking tech line A two eight two
four oh one oh five nine. That's a two eight
two four oh one O five nine.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
It is one of five nine mount Nashville's classic rock Theriso.
And did Jeff show final pair of tickets to the
poor pack? That's right? Sorry? Uh to n c uh
to the NC State Fair where you will see the wienermobile. Now,
Jeff and I, uh we went to the hotel we

(10:55):
found it of where the wienermobile. People were saying we uh,
you know, said we were important news people. I don't
know why they thought we were. We looked like we were,
you know, picking up garbage and then uh homeless. I
didn't look homeless. So you had the Mountain shirt on.
So I guess that worked, and that you feel that

(11:16):
you looked homeless like I do.

Speaker 7 (11:17):
Well.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I met with my car. I just am so ashamed
of my car at this point, you know, because my
car is it looks like an androgynous beat up uh,
you know what is it a domestic violence victim? You
know it just my my car is you're having a
tough day or so what's happening here? It's been a

(11:40):
tough we all right, okay, so uh you know, I'm
just saying, uh, you know, for those who are just
tuning in, please give us a call at A two
four one five if you like to participate or text
in sure you want to, well you know what you
like a wish you want me? Yeah? Uh no, I'm

(12:00):
not somebody.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
You know.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
I actually got a massage one time. It was like
one of the chain ones massage Envy, and then that
was it.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
It's the only one did they offer. This is my
question because obviously one of the bigger stories in town
yesterday aside from us, you know, comment during the wienermobile
was that, you know, there was a woman who was
arrested for having two wishy washies, one on Hendersonville Road,

(12:30):
one on Tunnel Road. And you know, I'm saying to myself,
I'm trying to figure out, like, you know, I get it,
but I think the one on Tunnel Road. I think
the one on Tunnel Road was the one where most
of the action was happening. It was poppin' on tun

(12:52):
on Tunnel Road that seemed to be the one where
everything was getting going. Yeah, yeah, well, so here's a
news story and then we'll talk about it and again
eight to eight two row one oh five nine four
pack of tickets to the NZ State Fair. But listen,
was Tunnel Road pomping?

Speaker 3 (13:07):
I mean in an investigation of two massage parlors. Now,
GM may Gal is charged with bribery and aiding an
ambtting prostitution. Investigators say that she operated a spa on
Hendersonville Road that was shut down back in March and
also owns one on Tunnel Road. They say that she
contacted the police department in July offering assistance with ongoing investigations.

(13:30):
They say she then paid a detective thousands of dollars.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Police seized evidence and business records. They say, this investigation
is ongoing.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
So there's a detective that knew about this and just
took cash to keep it quick.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
No, no, no, no, obviously the detective was I guess
they were doing an undercover sting out, you know, a
bit so and then they nailed around.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
He gets that assignment that undercover sting Oh whoops, healing miste.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, so a pretty pretty simple name, right, Uh, to
to do it?

Speaker 8 (14:06):
Yeh?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Where is it by by the Mountaineer? I'm trying to
because anything by the Mountaineer is dangerous. You don't want
to go anywhere near the Mountaineer. You don't want to
go to like a store near the Mountaineer. I got
to tell you, I went to the burg King Chicken Fries.
The lady almost punched me. Yeah, I'm trying to see.
I'm trying to see exactly what it's what it's near.
It's uh, let's see, it's near like an urgent care

(14:28):
in East Ashville. So it's a little further down from
I think the you know, the as you're going up
the hill, you know, if the ingles is on your right,
you make that right and then it'll wind up being
on your left hand side there. So that's that's where
the the healing was. That the healing was and that's

(14:49):
Premo real estate. So why are we Why are we
bagging on this lady because she was given extras. Well,
my question is it's been a like sort of a
right of passage. If you own a store, you know,
to offer an extra.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
John Megal fifty five years old, Asian Pacific Islander. She
was five foot, one hundred and fifty pounds. She was
charged with aiding at a betting prostitution as her total
bond was set at eighty five thousand dollars so.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
She could pull you know, nine grand down. I was
on the Bunkham County you know mug shots, and I
found her. Yes, well you did one? I sent did that?
So one you sent to me? And I mean she's.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
In she's in the shopping she's in the shopping center
with the dominoes.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
So that and and it's there's a dominoes and I
think there's like an activity center for for people to
have fun or whatever, the cant dollar tree. I don't know.
But the point is is that you know there are
people that are coming there, and it's like you don't
even know. Why don't they advertise these things because you
never know how to ask. You know, if you're getting
a massage, you never ask. But then it's like you're

(16:01):
afraid to ask, but you want to know, and then
it's like they're never going to offer. But if they
offer and you say no, like how do you get
to the conversation of from massage to washy? How do
you go from massage to washy? You know that's a
big gap. You just go just make a sound. You

(16:24):
make a sound.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
That's a sound, not a little more. That's it, you know.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
So when I make that sound, was.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Getting towards the end. Okay, you look at her? What
was her name again? I mean something something man?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
And that right? So then you just you know, you
just you look over and you you give her a click,
all right? And then and then so so it's click
is how they know to go into wash you here's
the it's bugged. You know, the room's bugged. You don't
want to You don't want to say, can I please
have a washing?

Speaker 9 (16:57):
Right?

Speaker 1 (16:57):
You just you and she looks at you. You look
at her. You look at me like a minger. And
do you do you pull a fifty out?

Speaker 8 (17:04):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Do you pull money out?

Speaker 6 (17:06):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (17:07):
You have the fifty prepared? You got you gotta prepare.
So you got your nude on the table, do you
where do you put You got to keep it.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
You got to keep the fifty in your wallet. You
have it in your pocket. It's a problem if it's busted.
All right if you're busted in there, so you just
pull out a wallet like this, cash already in your wallet.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Okay, things get done right. Uh you know, do they discriminate,
I mean, size, shape, all none.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Please, it's a free for all in there. Just remember
it's like the villages. Just remember fellas.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
They put us on the mountain talking text line at
eight two eight two four.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
That's eight two eight two four O five nine.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
In it's five nine of mounta, Nashville's classic rock the Rizone.
You have show and uh listen. Maybe you got an
extra million eight laying around. Maybe you worked your whole life,
you earned it, and you were tired to Ashville. Maybe
you're just one of the wealthy people that we never

(18:06):
come into contact with that just live up on the
hills on the mountains. I see it when I come
on too.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
For you.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
This mansion at the top. Yeah, I always wondered who
that was, Like, does anyone know who that is that
that that gargantuan mansion on the top of that mountain there.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Somebody with more money than your eye. So it's a difference.
And they don't come.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Down here, you know, they don't mess with us.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
You stay up there to get the food delivered. Things
like that, nobody. You don't leave a house like that. Now,
I'd never leave a house like that.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Well, you know what, you know what I would do
to talk to anybody? If I have a house like that,
I don't want to talk to anyone either, but I would,
you know, to be silly. I would actually stand on
my porch with no clothes on, you know what. I Well,
if you can see the house, you might say, you're like,
is that a little person? Is that a little person?

(18:55):
That's so h You know, if if you are looking
to find an investment, maybe you can find a venture
campuist who will back you on this. I want you
to hear me out ten years. You have to keep
this a family friendly nudist resort. They have full time

(19:16):
people who live at said resort. It's a beautiful place.
I don't know what family friendly nudism is. You know
a lot of people admitted to being nudists at home
over yes days. Yeah, but I don't know what family
friendly means. Does that mean bring the kids? You can
bring the kids.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
It means that you're not gonna you know, there's you're
not gonna engage in activities that way. That would deter anybody.
But everybody's nude, nu to plenty, so you can just
be nude. Yeah, everybody's new. Okay, where's nature's families? I
guess I'm word.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
I don't. I don't.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
I don't think you would wander around with you and
your family naked everywhere.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
But I know I can't see myself being a nature
because it's not. It's not about nature for me. Nakedness
doesn't resonate to me with nature.

Speaker 10 (20:06):
No.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
I gotta tell you. You get one bad spider bite
in the wrong place, bad things can happen.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
You could lose something you know, or you get a tick,
oh oh my goodness, and then it starts somewhere a lot.
That's what I mean. I mean, it'll it'll never you know,
I'll come to it. I got it. So you know
this resort one point eight million. I just want to
know if you'd be in on this resort if we could,

(20:34):
if money was no object.

Speaker 11 (20:36):
A family friendly newness resort is looking for a new
owner's serendipity in Cleveland, Georgia, and is available for one
point eight million dollars. The current owners are retiring. They're
asking for the resort to stay a newness resort for
at least ten years to accommodate the current long term residence.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
There you said family friendly.

Speaker 11 (20:54):
You know what that in the same senses that feel
right for me, But that's what the teleprompter says.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Yeah, so were family eighteen and you know you.

Speaker 11 (21:03):
Would think.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Chase.

Speaker 11 (21:06):
All he has is a smile on that way, get
me out here.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
It's all right, dude, people be naked. People relaxed. Man,
you were naked probably earlier that morning when he got
in the shower. Brok.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
People go places and take their clothes off. Let's relax there.
It's easy.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Guy that get messes, he did behind his wife's back.
So weird news.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
He's the guy who's got the big head. We all
literally big head, we all had sex head. Yes, we
know how things work. Yes, all right, you know, and
I listen. I got to tell you I heard that night.
You know what I heard. I heard opportunity. Now if
you listened, do you have to keep it? The newest
resort is part of the deal, or they would like

(21:52):
to deal, is you must keep it for ten years
to accommodate the current there's people that live at this result,
Yeah they come or no, no, no, they live. And
then there's other people that like own a condo but come.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
You know, show up. Okay, so it's kind of like,
you know, just like a summer home.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
But that tells yes. But the reason that it's ten
years is because they believe that all those residents will
be dead in ten years. Within the next ten years.
So let me tell you what. This is a heap
and helping, a sweat dripping, no stripping granny crazy terrarium.

(22:34):
Oh this is this isn't this isn't a real This
is a real fuzzy galloway. Yeah, it's an eleanor party
Rose Okay, I mean this is this is a lot
of elder women. This is Betty Ford in their later years.
This is Barbara Bush. Yeah, a bunch with their with

(22:55):
their white hair, a bunch of Bernards and Arthur's. You know, it's.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Just everybody. Yeah Walters, you know, I.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Mean, mause do we got map out? Map out? Didn't
make it?

Speaker 2 (23:06):
No, no, no, no, Little Beatrice Florence party happened.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
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Speaker 5 (23:26):
The j NN no longer Ashville's newest but still least
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Speaker 4 (23:35):
Alright, fine, the.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
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Speaker 1 (23:45):
Alright, So the big news that came later in the
afternoon yesterday when it comes to the NFL is we
are just less than a week away from the season
kicking off, right yes Thursday night, Yes.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Eagles and said Cowboys. We'll be facing off as we're
about to talk about the Cowboys here. Micah Parsons traded
from the Cowboys to the Green Bay Packers. It was
a big, big, big trade. I mean, this is a
saga that has been going on with Michaeh Parsons and
Jerry Jones trying to get the deal done. But you know, Jerry, look,

(24:23):
I don't think that he just wanted to spend the
enormous amount of money that it was taking. You know,
I think one hundred and eighteen guaranteed forty seven million
a year.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
I don't think that he was two games. Wait, wait
a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. This is
a defensive player who held out because they believed that
they were worth two times what Sakwon Barkley is worth
and two times with Jalen Hurts his worth. Well, not

(24:56):
everybody has to be compared to Eagles players. Well, okay, Patrick,
anybody right right? How about that? Travis Kelsey? How about that?
How about Josh Allen? How about Joe Burrow? Are you
telling me that he is better than all of those people?

Speaker 2 (25:10):
I'm not saying he's a generational talent for sure, but
at the you know, at the end of the day.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Is he Reggie White?

Speaker 6 (25:17):
No?

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Well, come on, I mean you're getting ridiculous here, but no,
I mean he's he's a generational talent for sure. I
mean you drafted him in the whole goal when you
draft your players and you have these great players, is
that you want to sign them now?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Is you know?

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Was the money too much? The problem with Jerry is
that he waits to pay and when you wait.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
To pay franchise tags, everybody.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
But he believes in his mind, and he spoke he
believes that the Cowboys will be better without him, will
be better.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Oh oh, taking the best defensive taking the best defensive player,
and yeah and yeah, no, no, I don't think that
they would be better whatsoever. No, I think that it's ridiculous. Noah,
I think it's ridiculous. And I'll be honest with you, dude,
I think if if one third of their entire payroll
for the Green Bay package is going to be tied

(26:06):
up with two players, you better be good. Yeah, you
you better be good. You better hope that your quarterback
can get it to anyone. To John Smith off the street, bro, Yeah,
that's all right.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Well we'll we'll see what happened and maybe we'll hear
from Jerry later.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah, what are we.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Still doing this? Really? Okay?

Speaker 5 (26:26):
The JNN is puttering around eight out and Canton being
lapped by silver sneakers at the French Broad River or
just rereading news by reputable news sources.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
The JNN is on your radio.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Now, this is the kind of luck that we need
to have here in uh Nashville. But I gotta tell you,
rizzou luck like this, It's not our thing.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
No, no, luck is not our thing now and Ashville
man has struck goldenn once but twice when it comes
to winning the lottery. Okay, I'm gonna pell Bobby White.
Bobby where yet abbe Abby eleven ninety penn avenue with
up Bobby.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Back In November of twenty twenty one, Bobby won two
million dollars on a premiere cash ticket. Okay, wow, that
was twenty twenty one.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Uh but uh.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Two days ago, Bobby arrived at lottery headquarters to collect
his winnings as he won again on a maximillion ticket
at a at the Red Dot in Mars Hill's store.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
There.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
He chose to receive his money, you know, instead of
you know, six hundred thousand dollars. Didn't want to take
the annuity of it because who knows you can be
dead tomorrow. Yeah, so he chose to take the lump
sum of the six hundred thousand dollars, which turned out
to be four hundred and thirty thousand, five hundred and
three dollars that he'll be taking home at a lump sum.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
So wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait
a minute. So he won a million, he won six No, no,
he won six hundred. He won two million. In twenty
twenty one, he just won again. He won six hundred
thousand again and taken home four hundred, four hundred and thirty.
So and he went right to that office right down
there in Region Park. Maybe I should just wait outside

(28:12):
of that office or people whatever he did wherever he went,
he was at the headquarters. And my friend he co opted.
That's what. But how do you how do you find?
I guess it is just I mean, it's just luck.
I guess it is. It's luck of the draw. I
used to buy like I would win like two three
hundred bucks on one of the I actually won. I

(28:33):
had a day where I bought a scratch off. I
won two thousand, one thousand and five hundred in sequential order,
and then I bought another ten dollars ticket and it
was nothing, but it was called this game called red
Hot Seven's and I thought, man, like, you know, and
I got into scratch offs for a little bit, you know,
But narry again, did I ever win? And doude day

(28:54):
of thirty dollars tickets, they have fifty dollars tickets.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
I mean, it's crazy you would win the lone on
the scratch offs and then ride around Detroit, Michigan with
a fat guy and blow all the money within the day.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Okay, that's what you did. Tell the truth. Yes, okay,
I won three hundred and then me and the fact
I blew it all on Cuban cigars and going to Canada.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, you'd go to Canada and you'd get Cubans. You'd
smuggle them back. Yeah, you know Detroit, you can just
it's right there, windsor yep, and that's what you would do.
And you would buy hats and you would just.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Why why would you waste money riding around with a
fat guy? You know why because I you know why,
because I was a baller back then. You know, I
was a shot caller.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
So is that what they thought in your two door
Scion today?

Speaker 12 (29:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Stop, but they just keep making it worse.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
So we pick and choosers of the Jeff News networked
or as you might not, the JNN is on your radio,
limping like it's anchored to the dishline. We promised it'll
all be over soon, and then back to some music
on them out.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Right and finally, h this is FO speaking of fat guy.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Ah, he'd be right here for this our friend that
we know.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
It's a big back food update. Oh heaven. And this
is kind of your era a little.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Bit the two thousands, okay, because Taco Bell is bringing
back five nostalgic items from the two thousands. And I
know that probably your lady likes Taco Bell a little
more than you.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Oh my god, it's awful. She loves it, right. Yeah,
it's just it's not that it's awful, it said, it's
just too much. It's like too too much, too much
Chiloopa's too much. Nine dollars lucks box is just too
nine dollars lucks box. Let me let me tell you
something that's she can pound two of those and what
is it called a fajita and a cheesey goerdda crunch.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
See.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
I used to go Mexican pizza all the time and
it got pricey. But they are they're bringing back the
cool ranch Dorias, Locos taco.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Oh fantastic, the double decker tacot, the seven layer burrito Okay,
I'll be getting a bunch of those.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
The chili cheese burrito, oh okay, and the caramel apple
and banada.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Here's the thing. Here's the thing. About the banada. You
know here, here's the thing. You got a good thing
rolling with the cinnaballs. If you got cinny balls or
the cinny balls. You've never had their cinny balls. I
don't go sweets when I go to Taco Bell, bro
Cinnabon has cinny balls. So what they are are they

(31:30):
They are balls of dough injected with creamy melty, creamy melty.
You don't know what, miss, No, it's like creamy melty.
It's white. It's like m and creamy and melting. Not
helping yourself here, I tell you. It's it's a thing

(31:54):
that they spread all over. Yeah. Again, I'm trying to
trying to get you out of this here. It's the
uh what's it called? They spread it all over. It's
it's good everyone.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, yeah, just you're you're just thinking and quicksand I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
It's just the thing they put on the thing with
it comes out of the little thing. Yep. Yeah, all right, folks,
the good folks at Taco Bell. No, it's really something
that's really something.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Conct with us on the mountain talking text line at
a two eight two four that's a two eight two
four nine.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
It is one of five nine in the mounta Nashville's
classic Arctizzo and Jeff Show and a A r P
came out with a list of the best looking and
most active celebrities over the age of fifty years old,
and they say that their criteria isn't just looks, it's personality.

(33:02):
It is uh, you know, uh, perseverance, its career longevity.
All those things added together make a little meat bowl
and that is how you get it.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
So I'm six years eleven months away, are you or
ten and a half or something? Yeah, six years, ten
and a half years fifty you know, wow, Yeah, you
are getting on.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
I know.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Look at them scooters when you when your when your
Facebook tells you check out scooters.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah, it's time to Yeah. So listen. We have a
four pack of tickets to the NC State Fair. This
is our last pair. And uh, let me tell you something.
The wienermobile is going to be there. We went to
the hotel and demanded and to give us a ride
by lying and saying we were at the news.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
I was gonna you know, the kid was a little scared.
We came in mafio. So we did.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
We did, Isaac, We shook Isaac down a little bit
for a ride. But then but then everything was cool.
We we we we were kod to log So really
he looks scared but well eight and that videos up
on the one oh five nine Mountain Facebook. Eight two
eight eight two four oh one oh five nine. Okay,
give us a call. Who do you think ranks on

(34:13):
aa rp's Sexiest Celebrity list? Now, remember it's not just
a look. So you know, you can't just say, oh,
Courtney Cox because oh she's hot. Now, that might she
might be on there, but she might not because again,
it's career longevity. It's it's things that you know, being
in the public consciousness, things of that nature. So eight

(34:36):
two eight two four oh one oh five nine, this
uh the summer of sixty nine, and hopefully we can
talk a little bit about sexty celebrities over the age
of fifty. According to aar page.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah, who do you got? I mean, it's you know,
it's quite the comprehensive list. It is the Crombie entrances
of Lyft and could this guy be on it?

Speaker 1 (34:55):
No? One of five nine The mounta Nashville's classic rock
The Rizzo and Jeff Show, talking sexiest people over the
age of fifty, according to AA RP. And we got
Angie on the phone. Angie, who do you got?

Speaker 4 (35:09):
I gotta say, Brookshields, Brookshields.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
What I gotta tell you what a name that you
really wouldn't think of? So off the cuff, name.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
That isn't off the cuff, believe it or not. She
is on this list. Now. They went all the way
down to fifty. We're not going to go down to fifty.
She's actually number thirty one, right right right below Brian
Wilson at number thirty Brian Wilson, you know, not even
a round anymore? Oh I know, yeah, make the guy
from the Beach Boys pet sounds okay, yeah, yeah, great

(35:41):
guests though, we appreciate and we we encourage you to
call again. Uh but yeah, he's Carney's dad. That's that's
how we know Brian Wilson. I guess is that should
we make that a rule?

Speaker 4 (35:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Dead Yeah, there can't be deads. And that's the thing. Now,
it doesn't make it any fun. I know, why are
you so? I gotta be with us.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
They gotta be with us still in this moment if
we're gonna do it, Okay, all right, fine, So all right,
anybody that's on that list that they have on there,
I want you booting them. I want them alive, breathing,
or even so boot the dead. I want them semi breathing. Okay,
if they're laying in the hospital bed and they're still breathing,
then they're they're fine to go. All right, Okay, when
the breathing stops, forget it, all right, all right.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Fine, fine, fine, but why do they have to be
here the rules? Okay? Fine. According to AARP, they listed
the fiftiest sexiest people over the age of fifty, and
we just took the top ten. Obviously, I'll give you
a couple examples. That was a great example that just
came in. How about this coming in just before number

(36:46):
ten is Jennifer Aniston at number thirteen. Jen Aniston in
numbers sense thirteen. Here's the problem. She's good, you know,
she's beautiful. Of course, she's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah, and you know, but you know a lot of
you're getting a lot of work done here, you know.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Well, and see Meg Ryan. Meg Ryan is like way
down on this list because she got a lot of
work done.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
I want you agent gracefully, Jennifer said she could hear her.
Her lips don't open wide anymore because she's so snatched,
like so much done.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yeah, maybe I don't know. Maybe Nick's got something. Maybe
Nick's got somebody. Yeah, go ahead, Nick.

Speaker 13 (37:23):
How about Jessica Parker.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Sarah, you know she is on this list. She is
forty one, number forty one. She she didn't crack the
top ten.

Speaker 13 (37:34):
How about what the male go with?

Speaker 9 (37:36):
Rob Low?

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Rob Low is a good one. Rob Low is a
good one. He's not even on this list. These people,
these people are are they're they're talking about sexies. It's
not just lives, it's not just looks there. You got
to think about it. You got to think about career
longevity as well and project, you know, like and thank
you for well yeah, no, that's a great guess.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Here's the problem with rob Low, though, Nick, And you
know why he's not on this list, The damn Atkins commercials. Okay,
it's those Atkins commercials and him trying to you know,
hop those chocolate bars that have like, you know, three
carbs in them when nobody believes it.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Yeah, I hate those. Yeah, And Nick, thanks for the call,
and you are qualified for those tickets to the fair
everyone who calls as we got your number, I'll throw
you out another one. Let's start at number ten. Kind
of give you now. It's a two way tie, so
you know, Jen Aniston will say, okay, how about this
number ten? Kathleen Turner and George to Kai. All right now,

(38:37):
they say, Kathleen Turner might be an interesting choice to
round out our top ten. Let's just say the least.

Speaker 14 (38:45):
Well.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Wait, Kathleen Turner has had career longevity. She has gone
through ups and downs of depression and divorce and all
the things that make a elderly woman beautiful with George
to Kai. George Takai a very well put together, good
smelling man. He is a gay man, and he is out,

(39:07):
and he is loud, and he is proud. Uh so
Star Trek, who's sniffing George? I don't know, I don't know,
But so Kathleen Turner, George Takai coming in at number ten.
So see, you gotta kind of think in that vein.
So they've you know, they've had long careers. Kathleen Turner
has been in everything. Uh you know. Shout out to

(39:29):
Kelly McGillis, who just missed the lists at number fifteen,
who lives right around here somewhere by the way. George
Sakai's husband looks like Piers Morgan, does he really? We'll
see peers wouldn't even make this list.

Speaker 8 (39:43):
Hello, who's this mister Jack Henderson?

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Who all Jack?

Speaker 1 (39:47):
What you got?

Speaker 8 (39:49):
Cindy Crawford.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Cindy's great, Yes, yes, yes, Cindy is hold on, let
me see. Uh Cindy is uh. It's number fourteen, number fourteen,
and you know what they say. She she stopped really
after the early to mid nineties.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
So now she's on the infomercials and telling you that
they're going to get some you know age, you know,
fire cream and fine cream coming, you know, from some
melon in France. They found a rare melon that will
help you.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Yeah, yeah, no, appreciate it. Got your number here? Hello,
who's this Angie coming in again? What do you I got?

Speaker 8 (40:32):
George?

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Oh yeah, George Clooney from the espresso. They said, that's
his career is far from done and he hasn't had
the body of work of say a Kathleen Turner or
George to Kai, but a good guess Nonethelest coming in
at number twenty seven. Trump thinks his career is done. Wow,
you know, good morning?

Speaker 8 (40:51):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Who's this? What do you got Keith?

Speaker 13 (40:57):
Don't go Billy Bob Thornton.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Billy Now see Billy Bob drinks blood with it and look,
I Angeline Jolie's a hot she she's a smoke show.
I get it. But I mean he got a little
weird with the blood thing. Okay, Well, what do you
want him to do when you go by the way?
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (41:13):
When you got Angelina Joe? I mean, what do you
want him to do? The back of the limo and
a porta potty? You have, Angelia Jolie.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Okay, so you're a buyo over blood that moves you
down the last.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
I got news for you. You get you have a
chance at in in her prime? What did you want
him to do?

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Had to? All right, fine, I'll tell you what whatever takes.
I'll even give you enough. So number ten was a
tie between Kathleen Turner and George Takai. Number nine and
this I like because it's outside of the box. Okay,
it's John Dally. They say his career has lived on
and on it whether it is a professional golfer, whether

(41:51):
it's being in the latest edition of Happy Gilmour two.
John Daly shows you that having dad bod is very sexy,
very in and very chake.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Really, that's what they said. Didn't he say that he
hasn't He hates water.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
He doesn't drink water. He just drinks beer and smoked cigarettes.
But that's what they're saying. What a way to live?

Speaker 14 (42:12):
You know?

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Is this?

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Men? What do you got? Melvin? Don't put yourself on
the list.

Speaker 8 (42:22):
Oh man, I'm gonna go with Elizabeth Hurley.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Oh here's the thing.

Speaker 8 (42:29):
I loved her. I loved her in Bedazzled.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Let me ask what in bedazzled?

Speaker 8 (42:36):
Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
What the hell is bedazzled? I don't know. Is that
where she was the devil? Is that she was?

Speaker 8 (42:44):
It's cool?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
That is the movie with Brendan Fraser, isn't it. It's
the one where she's a devil?

Speaker 8 (42:50):
It is?

Speaker 13 (42:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I avoid I avoid Brendan Fraser flicks. So well, listen, Melvin,
you know, but now, Melvin, think about this. Has she
done as much as Kathleen Turner, George Decai or John Daly,
you know, as far as in their in their respective career.

Speaker 8 (43:08):
You're doing Billy Ray Cyrus if you're doing Billy Ray Cyrus.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
You're doing good well, Bill, Yeah, that is you know
that is that what the seniors are saying on the street. Well,
Billy Ray Cyrus. That Melvione, that really made it? Okay,
all right, Hello, who do we got here?

Speaker 15 (43:27):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
And Marshall, Andrea, what's going on?

Speaker 10 (43:31):
Hey, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 13 (43:33):
Julia Roberts.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Oh, Julia Roberts. Great. You know what, Julia Roberts is
number six, So you have Julia Roberts. She's made it
in at least someone got someone from the top ten.
Julia Roberts is elegant, beautiful. But I will say that
she has slowed down right, like she's kind.

Speaker 8 (43:50):
Of slowed you're a little bit.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Guess what all those years, wouldn't you slow a little bit?

Speaker 8 (43:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
What more money do you need? Yeah, you don't need
You're getting thirty million of flick, you know what I mean? Yeah,
So that's a great one. Jimmy Favor, hang on the line.
We'll get your information.

Speaker 13 (44:06):
Eric.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Oh, Derek, Derek, what do we got here? Derek?

Speaker 4 (44:10):
What's going on?

Speaker 13 (44:11):
Guys? I'm gonna say beerce brosn.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Ooh okay, that's a quality one. Pierce Brosin much like
George Clooney, though I think they are too and I
hate to say similar, but they seem similar. Like it's
the sexy guy, like that's in the room and and
you know he just is there. You know, I really,
I really appreciate it. Let's see who do we got?

(44:36):
Jill Gilly Pay? What's up? Gil Wach?

Speaker 13 (44:40):
Sorry, gentlemen? How about Kate Beckinsale.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Ooh, Kate beck and Sale A you know what? Can
I just say something? And she was going out with
what is his name, Pete Davidson for a little bit.
Kate beck and Sale is smoking hot. Hold on, let
me say she's on this list. She's actually number twenty eight, really, yes,
under above Bill Murray though, so at least she beat

(45:03):
Bill Murray.

Speaker 13 (45:05):
What about what about Sam Elliott?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
I gotta I gotta look at the other guys. Yeah,
all right, So for the guys in this Guy's End
girl list, Sam Sam Elliott is actually uh number forty one?

Speaker 8 (45:17):
Oh wow?

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Is that right?

Speaker 9 (45:19):
Now?

Speaker 8 (45:19):
Look?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
This is the aar this is the aa ar P list.
Keep that in mind, and thank you, Gelly love Man.
Keep going on, Dan, Dan, what do you got?

Speaker 16 (45:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Norris Chuck Norris.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
I got a quality pick. I gotta tell you, Daniel,
that is a quality pick.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
No.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Eighty five year old Walker, Texas ranger. I gotta Daniel listen.
Tied for number five with Mickey Rourke. Okay, that's ridiculous,
Chuck Norris.

Speaker 8 (45:51):
What number one?

Speaker 13 (45:52):
This list is bogus?

Speaker 1 (45:54):
We're talking about currently that buddy, he's eighty five. Daniel,
that's a hot take. Damn, that's a hot take. I
get you, but I mean, you know, hang on now,
we're gonna get your new we're gonna get your information.
So tied with Mickey Rourke. All right, is the insatiable
sexy Chuck, Chuck Norris, I love it, Tim, what's up's going?

(46:20):
You got it? Yeah? They got Brookes shields. Let all
off shields. Let she she uh, you know, hit hit first.
She's not not in the top dead because they take
in not just sexiness, but longevity. Now mind you, this
is the aar P list, so the a and I
appreciate you people that get the AARP magazines and things

(46:41):
like that that, uh, that are the ones that you
know vote on this. So right, so be in the club.
So think about it. So we just had somebody call, say,
Julia Roberts. She is number six, tied with Carrot Top. Okay,
so six is Carrot Top and Julia Roberts five. Somebody
called in with Chuck Norris and uh, he is tied
with Mickey Rourke. I didn't believe Carrot Top was sixty. Well,

(47:04):
Carrot Top is smoking hot for sixty according to aar Paig. Hello, hey,
it's Mikey from Hendersonville.

Speaker 8 (47:11):
What about Christopher Walkin.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Christopher Walkin? You know what, Christopher Walkin is a great
looking man. And let me say, just off the top ten,
Christopher Walkin is in the teams. Man. You're getting closer.
You're getting closer. You're getting closer. Go ahead, Hello, who
do we got Kenneth? Wait? Wait, how you doing? Kenna?

(47:33):
Always call him from work. Pam Anderson, Pam Anderson. You
know what's funny. Pam Anderson is actually number eight, tied
with Keith Richards. All right, so Keith Richards see that now,
now hang on for just one second there, Uh you know,
let's go to number four here. Glenn, Oh, Glenn, Glenn, missus.

(47:57):
Let's get one more in and then we'll take a break.
I'll come back up, all right, you know what. You
guys are impatient. We're gonna take a break, all right, Uh,
right now we have to Right now, we have number five. Uh, well,
I gave you number ten, which was a Kathleen Turner
and George Takai, right. Uh. Number six is Carrot Top
Julia Roberts. Number five is Mickey Rourke Chuck Norris. Okay,

(48:22):
uh and there is one more woman. I'll I'll just
tell you it's Angela Lansbery. All right, so not with us,
so stop it, all right? Listen eight eight two four
oh one oh five nine. The sexiest seniors according to
Hey RP. You guys haven't really cracked the top five yet.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
An angel A Mountain call us text us and you're
really creative both the Mountain talking text line Hey two
eight two four oh one oh five nine and Bessie
two eight two four oh one oh five nine.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
It is one of five nine to Mountainnashville's Classic Grog,
The Rizzo and Jeff Show. And aside from ten, with
which is you know, Kathleen Turner and George Takai, we
haven't really gotten many people who've gotten aa rp's Sexiest
Men and Women over fifty right here on one O
five nine in the Mount National's Classic Rock. Yeah there

(49:15):
is on Jeff Show is befuddled? I mean someone called
and got Chuck Norris and Mickey Rourke at five and
Julia robertson carat top at second.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Well look, and mind you, you have to be a
part of aarp A member to be able to place
your vote for this. That's the only way. So it's
not us making the list, it's the folks at our
arp members. You got the card in your wallet or
in your purse.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Okay, that's that's right. So let's go to rebel Rebel.
What do you got here?

Speaker 13 (49:42):
Hey man, I'm going with my man.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Oh please, I gotta tell you he just missed the list.
He they they were. It says they were tied. They were,
you know, because of career longevity? Is it him or
Dick van Dijke that makes the top ten? And and uh,
you know, unfortunately our good friend, uh you know, mister
Eastwood didn't quite have the hoods, but that Dick Vandyke

(50:09):
did apparently. Yeah, that's the DVD. Yeah, yeahs for the call. Man,
Let's go to uh our wed friend Glenn, Glenn, what's up? Man?

Speaker 8 (50:21):
What's up so much? I think I got it?

Speaker 3 (50:26):
All right?

Speaker 1 (50:27):
What do you got?

Speaker 8 (50:28):
I got more?

Speaker 7 (50:30):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (50:30):
I tell you what, Demi Moore is? Hold on? She
is in the top, Demi Moore? Okay, to me, it's
to me?

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Is it to me?

Speaker 8 (50:41):
All right?

Speaker 1 (50:41):
I never know? I always say it to both ways.
To me and Caitlyn Jenner are tied at number three?
Oh so yours? Because so Caitlyn Jenner and to me Moore? Man,
what are your thoughts on that?

Speaker 8 (50:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (51:04):
They're crazy?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Well, I mean it could be, you know, maybe from
the the Cavalan days or maybe the Lady days.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
I didn't make the list, Glen, glenns I got to
tell you Caitlyn keeps herself together.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
She does.

Speaker 8 (51:18):
Come on, man, I.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Didn't make the list. Glenn. You can't be mad at me.
But to me is in the at least in the
number three positions. So you're in the leader in the
clubhouse right now, Glenn, let me ask you. Have you seen, Glenn?
Have you seen the upstairs lately on Caitlin Huts. I
gotta tell you, come man, come on all right, Glenn, listen,
we we we appre we appreciate you. Glass I'm just saying,

(51:41):
it's just look, we didn't make the list. Don't shoot
the Messenger's out there in Malibu throwing the bikini on
that right, Caitlyn.

Speaker 10 (51:48):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (51:49):
And to me number three? Uh so Glenn the leader
in the clubhouse as it so far? Who do we
got your names? James? Come on, James, what shoe jack huge? Jackmann?
That quality? You know what that is? Quality? Hugh Jackman
is Oh my gosh, I'm Brian Wilson. Hugh Jackman is

(52:10):
thirty eight on the list somewhere ye, one hundred, one
hundred ten percent. He was great. Wolverine baby. All the
ladies want Wolverine, right, Yeah, okay, well I appreciate that.
Dave so Uh James, James, I'm sorry, so, uh listen,

(52:30):
I might just have to tell you but let's off
the list there. Yeah, you know we got uh, you know,
Kathleen Turner, George Decai. Okay, we have Danny DeVito and
Melanie Griffith.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
The AARP list people over fifty who people of ARP
have decided are the hottest. If you remember you've decided
you did the poll, yes, uh.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
And again this is based on longevity and all kinds
of stuff. We have Brendan Fraser and Keanu Reeves okay,
Julia Roberts and Carrott top Dick Van Dyke okay, and
Keith Richards all right, we we have we have John
Daly okay, which I was actually surprised that he was

(53:13):
tied as well. Well, you know what though, with Mickey Rourke.
And then we got Demi which was Glenn de me
Moore tied with Caitlyn Jenner. Okay, that controversial one there,
that is a controversial pick. Uh so uh, I will
tell you that. I'll give it all right, one more shot,

(53:35):
go ahead, What do you got here? Hello?

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Hey, Denzel Washington?

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Denzel Denzel is a Fox. Okay, Denzel is actually not
on the top ten. Who do we got here?

Speaker 8 (53:49):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Go ahead? Hello?

Speaker 13 (53:52):
How about Connor?

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Sean Sean Connery a great one, but he's a dead
he doesn't count. We can't put a dead on the list.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
One that.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Hey, who's this.

Speaker 8 (54:05):
Daniel?

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Oh, Daniel? What do you got Daniel?

Speaker 13 (54:09):
Well? I was thinking the also le stallone.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
I had a great body. He's got a great body.
I'll tell you that. That's awesome. He's not on the
top ten. One more there, I got rocket didn't make it.

Speaker 8 (54:22):
Yeah. Hello, Hey, I'm gonna take one more stab baty.
All right, let's go with Chevy Chase.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Oh, Chevy. You know what, Chevy is tied for number
two with Elton John the way No, yes, not number
two with Elton John. Chevy Chase and Elton John right
ahead of to me Moore and and and Caitlyn Jenner,
what are your thoughts on the Elton John up there

(54:53):
on the high on the list.

Speaker 8 (54:57):
Wow, oh no, long jeviany.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Yeah, rocketman, Rocketman's right on the list. Yeah, right on
the money. Yeah, I mean appreciate it. I mean so
again to me, more Caitlyn Jenner than we have Elton
John right there at the top number two, number one.
Of course, there is only one person at number one,
And I don't know how they came to this. What
they said was an American National Treasure, comedian, television actor, writer, adjudicator,

(55:31):
and a beautifully I guess well deserved man spanning five decades.
The career of number one aaarp's best Looking Men or
Women solo at the top of the mountain is Ladies
and Gentlemen.

Speaker 17 (55:53):
Each year across the country, there are thousands of pet disputes.
Those are what their cases tried by the best. No,
there's only one man they can turn to, and he
is thirsty.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Four justice from here go?

Speaker 18 (56:09):
Who like Sam, are you slinging fake monkey?

Speaker 19 (56:17):
He was getting justice?

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Justice.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
You're welcome. Yeah, that makes chance.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
No.

Speaker 17 (56:27):
Gary Busey Yeah, Gary buse pet judge.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Gary buc comes in at number one, right under the
tongue and nose of Demi Mour, Caitlyn Jenner, and Elton John.
It's interesting. I mean, you know, Kathleen turned George to
Kai starts it off.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
I'm not a part of the AARP community. And maybe
and maybe within that sphere they take a look at
and they just go, this guy's a rubble without a cause.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
And what they say is he's also attainable. Attainability is
also part of the equation. They think any man or
woman thinks they can get beaucy, and they're damn right.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
A mountain call us text us and you're really creative.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
Both the mountain talking text line A two eight two
four oh one oh five nine.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
That's a two eight two four oh one o five
nine one five.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
It is one of five nine mountain Nasvill's classic groct
Rizzo and Jeff show. Uh, quite an interesting last hour
or so. But Jeff, I'll give it to him to
polish it off here, Jeff, what were your thoughts?

Speaker 13 (57:40):
Hello, hey brother, I didn't see, I didn't care tell
you had on your list. I was gonna go either
Chuck Norris or stay them.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Well, you know what, Chuck Norris is on the list. Uh,
you can't. You can't beat Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris and
Mickey Rourke on the list there at six or five,
and then carrat top, Julie Roberts, uh, number six, and
then of course you gotta go uh Dick Van Dyke,
Melanie Griffith. Uh, you gotta go Elton, John John Daly,

(58:10):
and then uh Dem Moore, Uh, Caitlyn Jenner okay, and
then you have to go uh Danny DeVito okay, and
uh let me see here. Uh that's right, John Daly
the golfer. And finally number one alone at the top.
Gary Yes, hey, either that's picked by the elders in

(58:36):
the aar P.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
I like that.

Speaker 7 (58:39):
Uh.

Speaker 13 (58:40):
Gerard the one who played on Olympus.

Speaker 8 (58:43):
Gerard Butler, yes.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know again he's on I don't
know what they see in in in Gary Busey or
Chuck Narris or Elton John. But I think it's just
longevity and prosperity.

Speaker 13 (58:56):
You know, they say a path between the teeth. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Well, listen, I mean Caitlin Jenner, I mean, what is
Kaylen Jenner doing on this list right, you know, right
next to uh, you know, Elton John. Excuse me to
me more?

Speaker 13 (59:11):
Yeah, yeah, that that don't make no sense.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Well listen, it makes sense to anybody that's art, seems yeah,
you know, I guess you're right right, all right, listen, Jo.
We appre definitely appreciate you calling. You got your info.

Speaker 13 (59:29):
Hey, y'all, have yourself a good day and go Berts.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Maybe you might have just won it for you right now. Yeah,
all right, Uh, this might uh have to shift gears here,
ladies and gentlemen. We're gonna be right back after a
little bit of the Black Crows. It is one of
five nine to Mount Nashville's classic rock The Rizzo and
Jeff's Show, And we appreciate all the people who called

(59:54):
h I didn't think that was going to turn into
such a big hull of balloo. I I I don't know,
you know, you read a list and you just you
just chit chat. But it's nice to talk to all
of you guys, so oh, we appreciate it. It's it's crazy,
uh you know. And since we were talking about aarp,
it kind of slides nice into our next topic here,

(01:00:18):
which is, uh, seniors acting a little too wet and
wild and uh, you know, I got to tell you.
You know, I wouldn't let my grandma jump out of
a plane, would you.

Speaker 8 (01:00:30):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Way, Well, it's no Grandma. Here's the deal. Sit down.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
You're not going out of an airplane. Okay, too many
things could go wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
And listen, I know hw Bush he jumped out of
a plane until he was a ninety five okay, but
he had secret service and you know Barbara was guiding
him down and the Cadillac of insurance and he's on
the Gold Plan. Yeah right, he's on the President Plan
everything free plan, right, so you know, God forbid he

(01:01:01):
breaks a toe he gets The landing is the problem
I got. You know, you see what I'm saying. When
you're ninety five, he was in a wheelchair, So how
did he land? Did they have him land in his chair?

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Like you're good. I think they might have had him
land in his chair.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Skydive in you're you know, you're with somebody, so you're
you know, you're like zipped in with somebody there as
you go down, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
H W.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
I guess even though he couldn't walk, was able to
land or at least he might have just landed like
face down or on his back and then they picked
him up and put him in his chair. So if
he landed in a field, he was just landing for
you fill your legs, I mean different minutes. Did you
fill your face right? Unless you come over with the

(01:01:48):
pearl necklace and check on him, pick him up, put
him in the chair. Yeah. So the reason we're talking
about that is because there is this woman who has
gone viral. We have three different stores, but this first
woman is going viral for going skydiving. I think it
was like twenty five or thirty thousand feet for her

(01:02:08):
eighty fifth birthday. And she is having the time of
her life. And there's even a man that she has
to go and he asks her, honey, you doing okay?
I couldn't.

Speaker 20 (01:02:23):
Meet Carol Schaminsky. She turned eighty five this week and
to mark the occasion she jumped out of a plane.

Speaker 12 (01:02:29):
It feels very slowly that you're coming down and you're
looking around and you're talking to her, to the instructor
there with you.

Speaker 20 (01:02:37):
Going skydiving was on Carol's bucket list, not being afraid
of heights. She took the plunge as a birthday gift
to herself.

Speaker 12 (01:02:44):
If there's anybody that has dreamt off when you're in
your dream, if you're falling, well that's exactly what it
feels like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
You get the jolt. Wow, I gotta tell you she's
a real she's a real trendsetter. Jeff, Wow, look eighty five.
If you say it goes slow as you're going down,
I guess I don't know. I haven't done it. I
don't want to do it. I don't want to listen
it doesn't go. And let me tell you what if
your parachhoe fails, man, I think you know the answer

(01:03:13):
to the question, right, Yeah, you're no longer here. And
then we have this other elder, well two other ones,
but this one that actually really was a stunning kind
of coincidence.

Speaker 21 (01:03:24):
The fitness is boarded up in the gym is now
quiet this afternoon after the deadly crash.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Now a planet fitness and a deadly crash. Who what?

Speaker 18 (01:03:37):
Who ah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
How could this have happened? The lunk alarm is going on,
it's going woooooooooo. But then you're like, who did it?
Who got hurt? What's going on? Was George Taka in there?
Was Caitlyn Jenner in there? Well, we'll tell you. He
was yes, in the locker room, he was waiting, he
was fine.

Speaker 21 (01:03:56):
I'm twelve thirty in the afternoon for the shower and
driveway on Newark Avenue and Elizabeth filled with first responders
and gym goers. The suv smashed into the gym.

Speaker 10 (01:04:06):
Oh Jesus, this is sad. I've come here every morning
before work, so it's everything.

Speaker 21 (01:04:11):
Many showing up to work out this morning only to
see this sign this club location is temporarily closed.

Speaker 10 (01:04:19):
I saw a clip on a video. It broke my heart,
and I'm friends with everyone in here. The first thing
I did was called one of the somebody there. She's
on a maternity leave, and she told me it was
a a member in there, and that was a police say.

Speaker 21 (01:04:34):
A sixty nine year old woman crashed into the gym,
killing a seventy two year old man near the front window,
and a fifty nine year old man on a treadmill
was injured. The driver also injured, police say from the airbank,
and she is cooperating with police.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Oh, on senior crime. This is senior on senior. So
we have actually senior on senior on senior crime. Because
what we have is we have a sixty nine killing
a seventy two, and then we got a fitty nine
all right that is in the hospital and she might
have to take him out so he can't testify. Wow,
see what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
You think that she'll take him out, it's just taking
the fifty something you're old.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Go out. She's gonna slice his neck when he's sleeping.
That's gonna come in as a nurse. She's gonna be hey, deary,
would you like your morphine? Why do you think of
his fifties? He needs because he's in the hospital. So
she she's gonna cut his throat so she doesn't testify
because if there's non to testify against her, she gets off.
You know, I'm telling you she's not getting off. If

(01:05:35):
he's to do it, then slice the next here, Ok. Yeah,
but you got to give him the scalpel in the neck.
It's really a quick death. It is a violent sixty
nine year old woman. She's like Michael friggin Myers.

Speaker 13 (01:05:50):
Hello, Oh, I have a treadmill. He couldn't run away?

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
What he's seventy two? Well, I guess the fast and off,
you know, you know.

Speaker 13 (01:06:01):
But I could just picture trying to run faster and
run away.

Speaker 8 (01:06:04):
But he's got a treadmill, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
And don't you think that she's got to shive the
fifty nine year old in the bed otherwise she's going
to the clay. He's a witness. You know, she's got
he's got you gotta kill him. She gotta clean and listen,
she's a dirty, dirty, mean evil lady from what we hear. Yeah,
I mean she she's gonna put dynamite like you know
when he's going to the bathroom sitting down, so that
he you know, explodes from the back. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Well look what do they say planet fitness, what judgment
free zone or whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
What is their thing? I don't know. Well it's gonna
be a you know, a a blown zone in a
couple of minutes. Yeah, yeah, she's she's gonna kill that guy.
I'm telling you that put him under surveillance, and haven't
you watched U s for you they're gonna kill him. Well, look,
I don't watch a lot of that. No, I tell
you that she's gonna kill him. Okay, all right, I

(01:06:54):
mean listen, I wish him the best of lots, but
he's gonna die.

Speaker 22 (01:06:59):
See.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
These are the exact reasons, Okay, why I stay out
of Planet Fitness. Okay, I don't want to run into
Aleen Warnos, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
The man killer.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Okay, I just want to stay far away. Okay. Yeah,
And finally, real quick, we had this last clip here,
jeff I I wanted to share with you Keith, take
Edna to be your lawful wedded wife again, in sickness
and in health, in sorrow and enjoy for the rest

(01:07:31):
of your life. Now, before he answers, this is the
seventy fifth renewal of their seventy fifth wedding anniversary. So
they renewed their vows. And you know, maybe this guy
was married to a Waros because he gave a no.
They left. He meant it, That's what I'm saying. They left,
he meant it, and that was an emphatic no. I

(01:07:53):
took him two seconds. It was yeah, I'll get you
in your sleep and that's right, Yeah, all right, happy
seventy five?

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Can you put us on the mountain?

Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
Talking text line at a two eight two four Oh
that's a two eight two four oh one O five
nine nine.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
It is one of five nine of Mount Nashal's classic
rock Arizzo and Jeff show talking a little bit about camming. Uh,
and I want Jeff's expertise. Jeff is kind of an
expert as if you don't know where you're new to
the show, Jeff, Once upon a time, uh had a
couple of jobs. Once he was fired as a library assistant.

(01:08:34):
Once he worked at kmart and then found his way
to uh an adult store video store before surreptitiously finding
his career path and radio and Uh, yeah that was
a good setup. Thank you. Uh So, I thought I
would use your knowledge from your previous job experience to
kind of help me explain what's going on with this person. Uh,

(01:08:57):
this person loves to cam. I think it's I think
it's still called camming. Is that kind of like a
genre still camming? Or is it voyeire?

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
You know they went through Yeah, more of a voyeuristic
type of thing. Okay, you know all of that has
progressed to the only fans now. I mean there was
a there's a point where you know, what was the
one where they would just go to the random cams
like you would flip through. Yeah, you never knew what
you were going to see in the new watch or whatever.
So there was that, uh, you know, and then you

(01:09:30):
had the Yahoo chat rooms. There were different things where
you could link up with your webcams and things. But
now we've all hit the only fans and uh, you know,
that's that's where it's at at this point.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Well, so, uh, in the spirit of camming, I want
you to listen to this news story. It's crazy and
I thought to myself, if anyone has perspective, because I'd
like to I'd like to think about the placement. I
want you to think as you drive listening to us,
wherever you are, where's the is placed.

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
In hell, there's a lock on that door for a
reason for privacy, for everybody's privacy.

Speaker 10 (01:10:09):
All new.

Speaker 15 (01:10:10):
Right here at three, we are hearing from one of
the victims who was secretly filmed while using the bathroom
in a hospital and now former hospital director is accused
of installing at least two cameras in two different bathrooms
at Memorial Herman the Woodlands Medical Center.

Speaker 23 (01:10:23):
Robert Schrader was arrested yesterday and this morning he appeared
in court. Our Gauge Golding broke this story. He is
joining us live from our newsroom with new details and
Gage we understand he was also a teacher.

Speaker 14 (01:10:36):
Yeah, but before he became a nurse and director at
Memorial Herman, he taught high school here in the Houston area.
I'll get to that in just a minute. But after
spending his first night in the Montgomery County jail, Robert S.
Trader woke up to six new charges. That makes a
total of seven, all for allegedly secretly recording coworkers and
patients using the bathroom at the Woodlands Medical Center. Trader

(01:10:56):
wearing a jumpsuit, his hands restrained as he walked up
and aunt of a judge in the magistrate court this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Now, before I go any further, what you've heard thus far, Jeff,
is that there is a guy who was the director
of a hospital, then he was a teacher or vice versa,
and he has been recording people that were going to
the bath. How do you not know there's a camera
in the bathroom? That's my question. You look for that,

(01:11:23):
that's my question. And that's why I want you to
think for those final twelve seconds about placement. All Right,
I'm gonna tell you what the problem is.

Speaker 14 (01:11:32):
Thirty five thousand dollars bond which he just bonded out
within the last few hours. It's five thousand dollars for
each of the seven charges. And it's those seven charges.
Each of those means a victim. And it's today we
also are learning more about Strader. Before pursuing his medical career.
He was a substitute teacher at sci fi ISD. That's
from October two thousand and six until January two thousand

(01:11:53):
and seven. That's when Strader took a full time job
as a science teacher at cy Ranch High School. He
was there until he left in eleven and to go
back to school.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
And then of course he ran the hospital. So what's
the problem here now.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Well, the problem is, Look, if if you catch me
in the buff I'm okay with it, all right, I'll
let it slide. Other people might not. I'll be like,
all right, okay, you catch me using the toilet, that's
where the problem lies.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
So that's that's that's your issue. Yeah, the problem is
that you caught me sitting on the toilet and doing
things in there on the toilet, and nobody wants that
to happen to them, right and then and then, like
you said, placement of the camera. So I know exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Okay, if it's a single stall bathroom, is it a
single stall in the hospital, as I'm assuming.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Well, actually, Jeff, these are bathrooms, public bathrooms. So there's
three stalls in the lady's room, two stalls and two
yeurinals in the men's room. Okay, So is is there
a particular stall that he's got the camera in handy?
He's going he's got two and two, he's got them
all covered. How the hell do you not look and
see a camera sitting in this is what I'm saying. No, no, no,

(01:13:00):
So here's what it is. I think he was camming
from underneath, So I think no, I think you were
set up in there. He wasn't in there. The guy
was there. I think he wanted the cam underneath. I
don't think he wanted the cam facing you. I don't

(01:13:20):
care you wanted it under the seat. No, No, if
you put it under the seat, you're never gonna see
it is. Of course, it's under the sea. Where else
is it gonna go?

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
It's not under the seats. He didn't, That's not what happened.
It was in there wasn't under.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
The seat, cam or now and you know that you've
seen that. That's hard to do. Yeah, that's hard to do.
You're gonna get that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
And you know, if it's want to prove, if you're
in the men's room or something, you know, you lift
up the seat. If you're a guy, you go things
of that nature. No, I don't see, it's too risky.
It was hidden somewhere somehow, but to.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
So what's the risk in putting the cam in the
toy at anything?

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Anything could happen, anything, bad things can happen. So okay,
so look I just where it was he places? I
don't know, maybe, but look, if you go in and
think about it, the last time you walked into a
public restaurant, Yeah, if he if it's too if it's
the back of the stall, to the top, right or left,
you might not notice it because you're moving swiftly and quickly

(01:14:15):
to get in and out. But when but when you sit. Okay,
you're staring to the front. How often do you walk
into a public stall and then look to the top, back,
right or left? You really don't think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
But you don't. But then you don't get any good action,
you know, you just get I don't know. Maybe that's
the actual he was looking for at hello, what's going
on in the ceiling? So let me ask you though,

(01:14:53):
if he puts it in the ceiling, what vantage point
is he going to get that makes it hot for him?
Maybe he's got a zoom Maybe you can zoom in.

Speaker 8 (01:15:02):
That's right, sell that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Yeah, if he's at the if he's in the middle, yeah,
if he's in the middle between the two stalls, he
could be he could probably.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Get to pretty good.

Speaker 8 (01:15:12):
Kay.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Yeah, he could do backdoor in front of our action.

Speaker 8 (01:15:15):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
I didn't even think about this. This guy seems like
a real mcguy. For this guy knows a lot of
I appreciate your knowledge on camming. Yeah, you know, you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
Know what, that was the easiest one, and we didn't
even think that through.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
That's our fault, you know what, Jeff, you were supposed
to be the expert on voyeurism and camming. Okay, Well,
I like I said, all I did brow was sell
the VHS is I listened, you didn't make I shipped them?
I said, I didn't make the movie.

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
Take some message to Rizzo Jeff now on the one
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Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
It is one of five nine in Mountainnasville's classic rock
The Rizzo and Ad Jeff Show and listen. Not a
lot of time before the j n N and we
got to wrap this pop up. But there was one
thing that I wanted to do save for last, and
that is the mud Man. Now, I want you to
imagine that you're sitting in a puddle of mud. Dare

(01:16:13):
I even say, with a bud light while listening to
puddle of mud? And maybe you're wanted by the police.
And this happens.

Speaker 16 (01:16:24):
Police in Idaho Springs, Colorado, were conducting a follow up
investigation in an alleged credit card fraud case when they
say the suspect they were speaking with ran from them
as he was getting out of the Mudbeth at a
hot Springs. Now, this happened on Tuesday. According to Idaho
Springs Police, an officer was conducting the investigation alongside a
Clearcreek County deputy at the Indian Hot Springs when they

(01:16:47):
contacted the suspect, thirty three year old Alec Bogus of Aurora,
oh Police said Bogus became uncooperative and was able to
run from officers in his swimsuit and covered in mud,
heading up the side of a mountain to the east
of the Hot Springs. Police said law enforcement search the area,
used a drone in their search and eventually found him
in the area of Montane Drive and Divide View Drive,

(01:17:09):
still covered in mud and trying to hide in a shed.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
So so he's sitting there, he's taking a mud bath.
He's jamming to puddle of MUDs hit blurry. Yes, and
you know mudbaths are. They're actually good for you. They
purify the skin. It helps with pain relief, stress reduction,
say that, but I don't think it's like it foliates.
It gets out the impurities, you know, hydrates your skin.

(01:17:33):
It's got different things in it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
You know, when we went to the pig farm by
the Women's prison for the actual humane as fun as
that was, I don't think that's the kind of mudbath
they're talking about I think they're talking about like a
made for you mudbath with a little anti aging.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Yeah it does, you know, and it helps with like
muscle tension and joined pay. Maybe I need to take
a mud.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
Bath, you know, it would help you. You know, I
have you know, a couple of people concerned about your walk.
They sent us some the comments underneath of the thing.
They wanted to make sure you okay. So maybe what
we do is I take you for a mud bath
and then I rub, I rub your leg down until
you know, I can get the knots out. Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
So we could do like a mud bath rub down.
So you want me in a bath with mud and
you want to rub me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Well, I want to rub it down. I want to
rub me down. No no, I well yeah, I wouldn't mind.
You know, I could just give you a rub, you know,
and then you could just you know, isn't that the
whole thing? Rub a dub dub dooming in a tub?

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
It could be your thing. Kind to be honest with you,
you know, I you know, I don't need you rubbing
me down, man, you know, especially a dirty rub down
with mud.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Well, but see that's the thing. Everything would be covered
you know, mud is very It turns to clay very quickly.
It dries very quickly. I wouldn't see anything. If anything,
it would just be an outline of your boy, you know,
And then I could just rub down the affected area,
exfoliate the skin, stretch out the muscles, and then you're

(01:19:08):
good to go. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
I mean, you know, if you know, if a guy's
gonna rub me down with mud, they gotta have a
name like Sven Sven.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Is that a mud rub name?

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
I need like a Sven. What okay? What about Fabian,
a Fabian cul a Fabian. Fabian could do that. Yeah,
Fabian could give me a mud bath. What about what
about a lord like Lord Farquad Nah Lord, I don't
want a lord. No, how about a good man? No, no, no,
not a good man. It's got to be somebody I need,

(01:19:39):
like a Finish or like a Finland or like a
like a Dutch. You know, what if you got Finland's
version of John Candy. Well, there's some myths they gotta make,
some myss they gotta be. They gotta be Maddy. I
need like a Dutch guy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
I need like Hendrick, you know, Oh, Heinrich is Heinrich
with his John Andy Mitts with.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
His John Kenyon and then his girl friend who's six'
four and A Saint paul girl that's got shoulders like
a linebacker in THE. Nfl, right you? Got so you
Want heinrich And hilden and rob you? DOWN i Want
heinrich S. Mitz you want to rub it all over?
Me rub a dub. Dub i'll fix the. Pay that's
what it. Is it's rub a dub. Dub two men
and a girl in a. Tub, yeah And Heinrich.

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Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
NOW a spokesperson for Former Vice President Kamala harris confirmed
that this morning that Her Secret service protection has been
revoked By Donald.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Trump, great, WELL i, mean what does she need it.
For she was a, former you, know presidential. Candidate but
it's like you don't get former vice. President, well you
get it for six months after the, fact AND i
guess spend more than six.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Months joey b signed an executive memorandum before leaving office
which extended her protection for an additional year after the
six months would, end And trump rescinded. That so she
was going to get a year and a. Half and
this comes as she is set to kick off a
tour for her upcoming, Book one hundred and Seven, days

(01:21:42):
which is going to talk, about you, know the shortest
campaign that went nowhere in history and spent billions and
billions of.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Dollars he just listened too. Long he was he was
at the. Beach he was he was eating laughy. Taffy's
he had no idea where he was. At they're too.
Sticky they're too, sticky like vanilla ice, cream vanilla ice
cream and a. Cup AND i gotta tell, you had
he not dropped the, cup all, right somebody should have,

(01:22:11):
said joe change your. Pants all. Right we got to
drop out of this. One we need to give someone a.
Chance you, know he didn't give her much of a.
Shot it was not really a fair. RACE i, mean you,
KNOW i Think trump probably would have. Won but no
matter WHAT i, mean it's like you didn't even give
your your your partner a. Chance. Bro, YEAH i gotta tell,
You i'm not sure how much she helped herself either

(01:22:35):
half the. Time, well here's the. THING i just wanted.
HER i wouldn't have been mad if she won because
Of doug Em, off her, husband Because i've always wanted to,
say first, Gentleman. Doug, yeah the first, Gentleman.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Dug the problem with the entire thing was is that
we would, have you, know had you know how they
do The easter egg. Hunt, okay so they would have,
been you, Know easter hanging out on the lawn there
at The White, house And Tim walls would be out
there doing backhand springs like a. Cheerleader, Okay Oh Tim

(01:23:10):
walls would be doing.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
That, yes yes he. Would, well here's the THING i,
mean it Is timmy getting the old Does timmy GET
i never got. Anything timmy didn't get secret? Service what
during the, campaign he doesn't get any kind of secret. Service, oh,
well that's the. Problem then talk about a bum. STEER i,
mean that's why would he get. It he wasn't in.
Office what, hello It's Timmy. WALLS i, mean you know

(01:23:41):
they don't have to go every place he walks, into
but maybe just the more professional. Places, well that's what they, Say.
Timmy you know He's timmy's a two am Or timmy.
Two It's timmy two am in the App.

Speaker 4 (01:23:57):
What are we still doing?

Speaker 6 (01:23:58):
This?

Speaker 4 (01:23:59):
Really?

Speaker 5 (01:24:01):
Okay THE jnn is, puttering be it around the eight
out And canton being lapped by silver sneakers at The
french Broad, river or just rereading news by reputable news.
Sources THE jnn is on your radio now upon The.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
Mountain oh what was? That?

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
OH i. APOLOGIZE i thought bath house was a. Restaurant, No, Tim, No,
tim it was.

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
Not.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
OKAY a mother plans to file a lawsuit and it's
pressing charges after a, teacher she, claims and there is
video of it body slammed her daughter while they were
playing a game of musical chairs at a high. School,
yeah this Was.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
Now now here's the. Thing when you get into musical,
chairs you have to understand. Something, okay look, right the
last chair.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
Here you, know it's every man for themselves when we get,
there AND i guess it got to the end that
he was it was like one of those fifty to
fifty splits on the last, chair and then you had
to battle for the, chair and THE i guess the
administrator kind of tackled her to the ground so he
could win the game of musical. Chair, well AND i

(01:25:14):
have the tim they didn't drill a hole in that. Wall,
sorry yeah that's, Right, yeah yes they. Did but, anyway,
yeah here is here's the video, here and they're running
around the chair and then you're gonna hear this body.
Slam it's. Crazy no you're, not, because of, course every
time you hit play on this, video they want you

(01:25:36):
to watch. Commercials they want you to Buy. Granger oh my,
god that teacher just beat her up and put her
On oh, god and now the mom's going. Crazy, okay she,
says nobody laugh and have a good, time don't? They,
no have you seen the? Video she took the chair

(01:25:58):
and then he took her, off and AND i mean
he he give. It, LOOK i mean he you talk
about giving its like a belly to belly. Souplex look at.
This watch she got. It and then, boh whoa watch, out,
TUBBS i got. It, Wow and that's a grown man
and a teenage. Girl you can't do that even if
she is a little, precious like, yeah, listen you, know tough. Love,

(01:26:21):
okay tough, love that's. It what's the lawsuit gonna be?
NOW i don't. KNOW i BET i bet you she
gets that's a, teacher he gets. FIRED i bet you
she gets two Mil and bet you she gets. Too
you can slam me anywhere you want to slam me.

Speaker 4 (01:26:37):
Too we also to, stop but they just keep making it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:42):
Worse so we pick and chooser of The Jeff news that,
worked or as you might, note the jnn's.

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
On your, radio lipping like it's anchored to the fish.

Speaker 5 (01:26:50):
Line we promise it'll all be over, soon and then
back to some music on the, mountain.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
All, Right monday, nights eight, pm it all kicks. Off
The Bill belichick era begins AT unc as they take
ON t see you and in.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
The, middle, well in the midst of all of, it,
okay of, course as we just want to focus on the. Football,
yeah you, know his girlfriend who's been a little bit,
quiet can't seem to help herself, here and she's gotten
a stick or her nose into a. Situation she now
wants to trademark something WHERE i Don't i'm not even

(01:27:29):
sure can she even trademark this result or? NOT i
don't know so because it is so that would be
like asking to trademark what's hey, man that's, groovy because you,
know back in the sixties everyone said. Groovy you can't trademark, groovy,
Right so that like unless you unless you find a

(01:27:51):
way to trademark, groovy then, no you can't do this
because you can't trademark a word or a phrase that everyone,
says or like how much is that doggy the? Window
you can't do.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
That, well she's trying to play off of everybody believing
that she is, this AND i think we all think
she is. This she wants to trademark the phrase gold,
digger so a gold digger meaning that everybody it's so
passive aggressive that everybody thinks she's a gold. Digger so she,
goes you know, what let me just Trademark.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
Well it's interesting because they have a little story on.
It And i'll be, honest could she be? Anything BUT i, mean, Seriously.

Speaker 19 (01:28:28):
Jordan hudson is embracing the. Criticism the girlfriend Of Bill
belichick appears to be poking fun at her nearly fifty
year age gap with a FORMER nfl. Coach according to
A United States patent And Trademark office filing viewed BY E,
News jordan's COMPANY Tce Rights management has filed a trademark
application for the name Gold, digger with The august twenty fifth,

(01:28:51):
application which is still a waiting, review showing that the
twenty four year old plans to release jewelry and key
chains under the tongue in cheek brand. NAME E news
has reached out To jordan's rept for, comment but hasn't
yet heard. Back the former beauty pageant queen In New
England patriots coach first made headlines when they started dating
in twenty twenty, three going on to receive even more

(01:29:13):
scrutiny after a tense on camera exchange Involving jordan during
A Cbs Sunday morning interview went viral back In.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
April, listen before we go any, further you know she
doesn't love. Him she wants nothing to do with his
pasties and his big doe. Body she is a fifty
out of. Ten, okay and you're telling me that she
looks at these, pasties this Built belichick tummy, rolls and she,

(01:29:45):
GOES i, know could you just, SAY i, mean she
looks like she's got to be drunk to get this. Done,
no she's on something. ELSE i mean, him think about.
It listen to.

Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
This you guy's meat not talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
This and he just looks over in a. Graze it's
it's like she sits there and watches, it, says we're
not talking about, this and then he moves, on you're
telling me that she she's laying in the bed in.
Lingerie he he pops open the door looking like a crescent,
roll and you, know you, know he looks Like Popping.
Fresh And i'm gonna tell you she is a smoke

(01:30:21):
screen and a tiny little double zero waisted model and
there's no way that she looks at, that you, Know
Poping fresh and, says oh came, here Butter, BEAN i, Know,
okay she's not into, him she's not sexually attracted to.
HIM i don't understand why this is even a. Thing
can we end this? Relationship? Please, well if you're here

(01:30:42):
or why the? Hell no? Way yes? Way you know?
What yes? Way yes?

Speaker 22 (01:30:46):
Way what do you think come on how old is? He,
now say he's gonna die. Soon, no he's not gonna die.
Soon he'll be dead in ten. Years But i'm just,
saying if, something she'll be thirty, four hot and free seventy.
Three so something die at eighty. Five thing unfortunate happens
that she's got to take care of. Him, okay she'll
drop him down the, stairs you know WHAT i. Mean

(01:31:07):
norman bates, him whatever the case may.

Speaker 8 (01:31:09):
Be you think the.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
Little trip she hits him with the old, trip drop
down the stairs, trip and and you'll be like, mother you,
know and dress up like him and go out and
be a. Coach and he did weird.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
Stuff, okay, LOOK i don't want to you, KNOW i
don't want to plot his untimely.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Death you, KNOW i, MEAN i don't want her wearing,
him BUT i could see her doing, It, OKAY i
don't want her to pull The Gary coleman on him
and right down the. Stairs you know it's the way to.
Go oh, Sorry, bell that's how that's going.

Speaker 4 (01:31:42):
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Beyond it's timed a razzle dazzle on The rizzo And
jeff show all the things that are not fit to,
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somehow find their way here of. Course sorry, Man, Yes
jeff can't stand it. Either time For rizzou's razzle dazzl one.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
Amount sorry oky do so uh you, know as far
as uh the RaSE dazzle's, Concerned i'd like to begin
with a man who is almost eaten by a. Bear,
uh it's very. Interesting it was caught on his ring.
Doorbell he was just attacked from the. Bear he was left,
bloodied shaken and reconsidering where he lives and changing his.

(01:32:40):
Religion it should have.

Speaker 16 (01:32:41):
Been a normal only morning heading to.

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Work it.

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Wasn't so so this is from the. Ring then there's
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Speaker 16 (01:32:52):
Gracious stopped recording just as a bear charge towards his.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
Door around for, you, okay so they.

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
Charged so he's coming to, work he, leaves he sees
the bear, coming a car out and then he starts
just screaming at. It you, know you're not doing, it
and he's not doing it the proper, way so it
runs totally past. Him IF i was, Sayim i'm going
right back in the, door but he. Didn't he stood.
There then the bear came and attacked, him you, know

(01:33:20):
but you know.

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
It was it was quite the, circumstance quite the. Kerfuffel
but you know, what that's, okay that's why we're here for.
You he did not get, eaten but he is reconsidering
where he lives and his, religion according to his. Religion,
yeah that's what it, Says christy Of Alexander. Rojas he's

(01:33:41):
considering his. Religion he, said, yeah he, said uh, No
god would send a bear after. ME i must have done. Something,
okay all, right go celebrate, festivals. Relax, yeah you and
what's his? Name friggin Ben.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
Stairs bear ran by you and you're and you were
your hands up like you were the bogey. Monster turn,
down turn, around open your, door go back, inside.

Speaker 4 (01:34:06):
Bob right time For rizzo's razzle dazl on.

Speaker 1 (01:34:11):
Amount all, Right so secondarily on the razzle dazzle before
we get to kids and gummies on.

Speaker 6 (01:34:20):
TONIGHT a FORMER nfl player is under arrest And roswell
accused of using dating apps to scam a bunch of.
Women so police Say Daryl Buster screen took three hundred
thousand dollars from three different women In, Wisconsin North, carolina
And New york and.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
Now the one. Woman the REASON i thought this was
news is because it's From North. Carolina and what he does,
is you, know he praays around with all of his
former riches and he lost a career earnings of like
sixty two. Millions he played for eleven years in THE.

(01:34:54):
Nfl jeoh, yeah well.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
You got to, remember, dude he played a lot of
time for The jets and Then New york and In
New jersey they take take ninety eight percent of everything they.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
Do SO i, know but, he, uh what of the
women that he?

Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
Scammed so he would he would hit him up on
Like tinder or whatever the hell, BUMBLE i don't know
whatever they, are, Okay and he would hit him up on,
there and THEN uh say to, Him, hey, look if
you KNOW i could borrow the, Money i'm AN nfl.
Player IF i you Know i'm in this, situation IF
i could borrow, It i'll pay you back and he
didn't pay him. Back one of the women uh was
actually from Uh North. Carolina so he got a woman

(01:35:29):
In North carolina to give him one hundred thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
Dollars, Really oh, BOY i gotta tell YOU i need
to meet more people In North carolina with a disposable
one hundred. Grand oh he'll take me. Back, yeah, Listen
i'll take an extra three, yeah, yeah, yes three. Grand
you know if you if you want to, come you,
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Speaker 5 (01:36:06):
That, No i'm not reading. This i'm not reading. This
it's time for the news you may have. Missed they
did this, Fine it's time to dazzle on The Rizzuinjo.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
Show don't know what the trend of children giving other
children drugs in the form of gummies, is but it
seems to be the aps in middle. School it's causing
people to go to THE rx.

Speaker 9 (01:36:32):
Hospital three days into the new school, year eight students
had one school in The east ended up in the
hospital after authority say they ate a candy like substance
provided by another. Student Charlie richards spoke to one student
and a parent and has more on what administrators are
saying about. Safety she's live in the studio now with.
More Charlene, dave.

Speaker 24 (01:36:51):
The parent and STUDENT i talked, with say it's a
situation that has them taking more precautions and even has
school officials encouraging families to remind their children about only
consuming food from those they. Trust what was supposed to
be a normal day at school turned into one of
concern when eight students were transported to The Carteret Health

(01:37:11):
center for treatment and two to the care of their
parents after the school district said they consumed a candy
like substance provided by another. Student it happened at around
one thirty Pm wednesday At Broad Creek Middle, school when
administrators were notified of a medical emergency and called for additional.
Support Charlotte, race who just started middle, school says hearing

(01:37:32):
what happened to her fellow classmates was. SHOCKING i, mean
it's not something THAT i would have expected for like
the third, day BUT i, mean it was kind of.
SCARY i feel like it wouldn't be something that you
would have thought would. Happen The Carteret County School system
says the families of those students involved were notified and
that law enforcement has been contacted and is. Investigating.

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
NOW i believe and this is not you, know against
any one who loves peanuts or the descendants of someone
who you, know figured out a hundred thousand ways to make.
Peanuts but if you go to a school named after
guy who invented, peanuts peanut, Butter George Washington, CARVER i

(01:38:14):
mean just anything to do with a, peanut he found a. Way,
uh you are more apt to find. Hooligans The George
Washington carver people are very very meticulous in their you,
know in their. Movements Washington carver people know what's what different.

Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
Breed of person that spends their life really zeroing in
on the on the.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Peanuts, yes it's A Washed carver. Thing the, lagoons the,
legumes the legume and if you're if you're a legume,
man there's and they name a school and there's many
schools named after the the legume.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
Man what DO i? DO i go to your? House
you got pistachios here. Macadamia is there almonds hanging over?

Speaker 3 (01:39:05):
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It Rizzo jim tried to do their work today but
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We have two different kinds of senior, citizens and then
we have a space. Cadet so let's go with the
no no naughty senior, first but not in the way
that you think this is a, murderous, cantankerous slit your
throat kind of.

Speaker 21 (01:40:28):
Senior the fitness is boarded up and the gym is
now quiet this. Afternoon after the deadly crash yesterday around
twelve thirty in the, afternoon the parking lot and driveway
On Newark avenue And elizabeth filled with first responders and gym.
Goers the suv smashed into the.

Speaker 10 (01:40:47):
Gym Oh, jesus this is. Sad i've come here every
morning before.

Speaker 21 (01:40:50):
Work sos ez many showing up to work out this
morning only to see this. Sign this club location is temporarily.
CLOSED i saw a clip on a. Video it broke my,
heart And i'm friends with everyone in. Here the first
THING i did was called one the somebody. There she's
on a maternity, leave and she told me it was
a a member in, there and that was.

Speaker 10 (01:41:14):
It police.

Speaker 21 (01:41:15):
SAY a sixty nine year old woman crashed into the,
gym killing a seventy two year old man near the far,
window and a fifty nine year old man on a
treadmill was. Injured the driver also, injured police, say from the,
airbank and she is cooperating with.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
Police no she's, Not, no she's. Not sixty nine year
old murders a seventy two year old because he was messing.
Around they were getting together on the D. L then
he goes after the fifty nine year old who just
plows into a planet. Fitness somebody wants to kill a
seventy two year, old so you knew he was on
THE i bet you.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
That i'm they're not saying that's what the story, is
but let me tell you, Something, CUPCAKE i bet you
that that winds up being the story at the end
of the. Day sixty nine seventy two makes.

Speaker 1 (01:41:59):
Sense lover. Quarrel, Listen, Sprinkles i'm with, you all, right
it's a lover's. Quarrel but where's the third? Guy come?
In Mister i'm fifty. Nine, well let me tell. You
mister seventy two walked in on mister on missus sixty
nine and mister fifty. Nine she like the younger, man and,

(01:42:20):
uh you, know they were at, odds so she wanted
to take them both, out kills. Him he's. Dead this
guy was supposed to be. Dead he's a little, younger
so he's got a little bit better. Stamina so she's
gonna take a shi of one of those surgical scalpels
right in the, throat right into his carotid, artery and
it's gonna bleed out in about fourteen. Seconds we got
this all figured. Out what do you think you can fool?

(01:42:41):
Us you can't go a stick on a horse's head
and call it a unicorn and get it passed, us.

Speaker 5 (01:42:47):
Won't you have tried to do their work today but
just couldn't quite get it. Too so here's where they
try to cram it all in at the.

Speaker 4 (01:42:53):
End it's what make the show.

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
Mouse and put a freaking stick on a unicorn, here
glue a stick, on of, course said call it unicorn
and think you're getting that by, us? Right it ain't.
Happening second crazy seniors story, here it's a little bit different.
One we have a murderous one.

Speaker 11 (01:43:11):
Now contextriary Friendly newis resort is looking for a new.
Owners There indipity In, Cleveland georgia in is available for
one point eight million. Dollars the current owners are. Retiring
they're asking for the resort to stay A newness resort
for at least ten years to accommodate the current long
term residence.

Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
Now one point eight mil seniors watching seniors be, nude
and you have to buy it for one point eight
million keep it a senior or excuse, me keep it
a new diest reserve for ten. Years and the reason
is because everyone there will be dead with in ten.
Years AND i feel like that is a big. ASK

(01:43:49):
i would, Say i'll give you a million tow IF
i have to keep looking at These, well you're going
to be looking at seniors in the? Buff what else
are you going to do with?

Speaker 3 (01:43:58):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:43:59):
Okay? Play everybody knows what it. Is SO i think
you just got to get in. There you spruce the
joint up a little. Bit and this whole family friendly
wing you got a ditch, it ditch it you think so,
so so we may get a full senior. Thing do we, like,
mate we spruce it? Up do we like have like disco?
Balls we have like?

Speaker 1 (01:44:17):
Parties now you're thinking guys impersonators stuff like?

Speaker 4 (01:44:21):
That?

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
Why? Why Oh i'm tired of The elvis. Impersonator all, right,
fine how about A beatle. Impersonator oh, yeah that'll get everybody. Going,
yeah give me a Little ringo. Star, yeah that'll really
sucks things, Up i'm, Ringo i'll met your. Window, yeah
that'll do. It, yeah all, right well you know what
one more? Then, Okay i'm ring, out.

Speaker 5 (01:44:41):
Don't you have tried to do their work today but
just couldn't quite get it. Done so here's where they
try to cram it all.

Speaker 4 (01:44:46):
In at the.

Speaker 5 (01:44:46):
End it's what didn't make the show on one nine The.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
Mountain, Yeah i'm getting hot and heavy and the curtain,
opens It's paul. McCartney keep it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:55):
Going nothing gets me going Like John lennon And. Ioko, yeah,
finally this is a space, cadet not an, elder a younger. Girl,
actually she's going viral because she's talking about how she
talks to.

Speaker 18 (01:45:10):
Fruit, literally unemployed people will always.

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
Part oh, No i'm, sorry that was. Right was probably.
Unemployed she's unemployed for. Sure this is A southern man's
take On Labor day and the.

Speaker 18 (01:45:23):
Unemployed unemployed people will always party harder On Labor. Day,
OKAY i don't know what they're, celebrating but they. Are
ask somebody without a job what they're doing For Labor,
day they'll tell you they got three griells lined, up four.
Smokers they're probably gonna be out of the barge on
the lake at. Daylight it's. Insane there will be folks
at the boat ramp that haven't worked all year because
they just didn't feel like it unwrapping that, boat talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
Whoa tying to?

Speaker 18 (01:45:46):
Party we've been working hard all. Year it is wild
to me either, way, THOUGH i hope you'll have a
Great Labor day. Weekend whether you got a job or.
NOT i, MEAN i guess it really. Matters, No i'm
just trying to get out there On Labor day weekend
to hang out with your friends because they're always. Working
be asking for an. Application i'm sure they'd get you
a part time job at. Least but party howrd have
a good, time and remember the judge is not gonna

(01:46:08):
be in On monday, morning so you will be sitting
there an extra day if you party a little too.

Speaker 4 (01:46:11):
Hard.

Speaker 2 (01:46:12):
GOOD i really got to tell, you he's got to
suck to be around this.

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
Guy what do you mean did you just call him
a suck?

Speaker 2 (01:46:20):
Dry he's a big suck. Dry oh come, on oh my,
god are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (01:46:24):
Me he's.

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
Annoying he's the guy that, like you're gonna have a
bachelor party with your, boys and he.

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
Goes you, KNOW i got to tell you the vouns of.
Marriage do you think that's a really good? Idea you
don't to be annoying to a Shrimp, Colombo, my you
know what this GUY i actually like and let me
tell you, why because he puts it like it. Is
and you know, What you're. Right people who don't, work
they party. Out guess WHAT i. WORK i get up
at three. O'clock i'm in here before four o'clock in the. Morning,

(01:46:53):
OKAY i, work SO i want the.

Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
Day, Okay, well do you understand this is how my
life has planned out when it comes to this? Weekend,
okay you're gonna get a whole lot of. Nothing On,
sunday THE Wwe clash In paris is going to play
at twelve. Pm oh So i'm gonna watch it at
twelve pm On. Netflix Oh man Or peacock or whatever
one they're on that calls you a million bucks these

(01:47:16):
days to watch a little. Wrestling and Then monday you get.
Nothing monday you're getting.

Speaker 1 (01:47:20):
Nothing, okay not a, thing you, Know so don't expect
anything Till.

Speaker 2 (01:47:24):
Tuesday, look don't expect me to answer a call or a.
Text it will just feel like a regular week for,
me just.

Speaker 13 (01:47:31):
Like a regular.

Speaker 5 (01:47:32):
Day that's good in The mountain Call us TEXT esk
and you're really creative both The mountain talking text, Line
hey two eight two four oh one oh five, nine
that's a two eight two four oh one oh five

Speaker 4 (01:47:44):
Nine one oh five ninet

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