0903 RIZZO, THE SLEEP DIVORCE & THE NAUGHTY MAN WHO FLAILS HIS ARMS ABOUT...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is one of five nine of Mount Nashville's classic
rock The Rizzo and Jeff Show. Will Stop My Toe.
It's bt O Jeff's favorite way to wake up in
the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Wow, Wow overdrive, whoa peepers open up. Nothing like it,
my friend.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
There's nothing like it. So we want to keep the momentum. Yeah,
I mean, how could you not?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
How could That's what I'm saying. Uh So we're going
to rock you with a little bit of d Snyder.
All right, We're gonna give you some twisted sister, okay,
and then after that we have some opening audio. And
let me tell you something. It's not just jingle and
it's jangle. And that's how good it is. Today we
got so much to talk about Charles Alistair Cheese. There

(00:43):
was a police video release of his arrests.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, we talked about the story about a month ago. Yeah,
the actual body cam of them going into the Chuck
E Cheese and snagging him and the kids that are
in despair. I couldn't have just said hey, come outside.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
And by the way, if you go to the one
O five nine Mountain Facebook page, I'm again happily with
my partner, but her and I are doing doing a
trial sleep divorce and it's on the one of five
nine in the Mountain Facebook page. Maybe you can leave
a comment. We'll talk about that later. But I feel
like good. I feel like I feel like I have

(01:25):
had I haven't had a night sleep like this. I'm
about to dance the jig, the Irish jag.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Well, what was the issue? We'll get into it. But
was it more used?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I kept beating her up accidentally, like because I move
a lot to like and I'm a lot bigger than her.
She's a tiny person, so like I would like put
my hands up. And then I think the last straw
was when I elbowed her in the head and she's
got a bump.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Of what you're doing in your sleep?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
I don't know. I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
I curl up and that's it, you know. Well, see,
I guess I just you know, move my philandies. Yeah,
over here throwing seasons in the middle of the night.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I keep saying, I'm like, do you think I have epilepsy?
She's like, nah, you're God. I'm like, dude, if I
die from one of these sees, you better stop.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, I gotta tell you, I tell you think it is.
I don't know where you're at, but you got to stop.
There's got to be a lot of glitter. If you're
flailing your arms in your sleep, you're just in a
world of glittering.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, it is one of five nine to Mount Nashville's
Classic Rock Therizo and Jeff Show and time for opening
audio Here Jeff, and we're gonna hear a newsman and
see this is why newsmen, you know, need to stick
to the news, and you know, the people like us
stick to the you know, being silly because you know
when you try to do big foot impressions, you're gonna

(02:42):
be let down with the flaccid just just.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, you know, look, just you tell the story. You go, Yeah,
I get you're trying to add a little extra pizaz.
This is the you know, twice week that you're able
to get on, you know and do a story.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
But yeah, I get it.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
No, you know.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
And then we're gonna be talking about how you shouldn't
buy certain fruits because you know they are well the
way that they're I guess kept fresh.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, how many? Well, it's the it's the cut up
fruit you know that you buy well like yeah, like
the the what is it like the Motts apple slices
and stuff like that. Yes, so uh and then finally
we're going to talk a little hickey. You're ready, you're
ready to talk on the last time you had a
hickey may ah. Oh gosh, yeah, it's been a while.

(03:34):
Oh yeah, well it could be that sleep divorce.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Well, anyway, time for opening audio.

Speaker 7 (03:40):
All right, it's time for opening audio here on the
Rizzo and Jeff Show, A fun funny way to start
your day one the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
All right, So, uh, you know, Jeff I mentioned that
news people should stick to their jobs, and this is
because you know, when you get a story about a bigfoot,
you always have that guy. He's missed or jovial Jokerson.
He's mister jolly newsman. He's a little you know, robust,
he's a little rotund. He's got a beautiful beard that

(04:10):
he shaves, he quaffs his hair. You know what it
is with him as well, or so he finds it
that somebody told him one time that he's so funny.
He's funny, so that he has become now he has
to be the funny guy in the room at all times.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Well, and that's every every even like a meeting. He's
gotta have the funny line. We'll see this is the thing.
I think.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
You know, maybe just one night his wife just wasn't
having it, so, you know, she gave him a compliment
that she was like, no, you're just so funny, you're
the best.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
And then he's like, really, it's like telling your kid
they can sing it when they came. When they can't,
you're gonna be a star.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
So anyway, this newsman is talking about a Bigfoot festival
and I don't know if this is Bigfoot or Chewbacca,
but here you go.

Speaker 8 (04:59):
Well this fierce competitors in the US have certainly got
some big shoes to fill.

Speaker 9 (05:03):
This is a great story.

Speaker 8 (05:04):
This everyone participating in the Bigfoot calling contest. You know
there was such a thing you could do an impression,
don't Well I get nervous when I do the Bigfoot
because you know, it does strange things to people, especially
in my wife.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
It sounds like they've eaten something bad the night before?
What how was that?

Speaker 10 (05:27):
Was?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Was that true?

Speaker 10 (05:30):
Be?

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Because that's not Bigfoot?

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, I don't even think that's that's barely true. Bacca
and I get consider Baca Bigfoot or no, no.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
No, no, he's not a squash. He might be a
intergalactic squash, but he's not a squash. No way, no way,
I wouldn't. You know, he's you know what do they
call him the you know rookie Fredo. Yeah, it's not
like that. It's a different thing. Maybe it's modeled after that,
but h I don't know what the hell that was.

(06:05):
I mean, you know what that was just a man
and and then a man who can make this sound?

Speaker 3 (06:11):
I mean, wow, and here it is.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
You know and Rizzo you heard her say that. She said, well,
you can make a big foot impression.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
So he's done. He's a funny guy. He's done the
impression before and she wanted him to look stupid. This
is his you know, top five impressions that he enjoys doing.
He knows he does that big fun he and he
loves himself some Jim Carry impressions. Oh yeah, he's a
big Jim Carry Craig. He's a wokee.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah yeah, we know that door right, Yeah, that's what
I agree that he's a wokie. But this is this
guy is the one that says he's a wookie he's
doing dumb impressions.

Speaker 11 (06:56):
You know, are you sure the whole contest is pretty dumb?

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Though you think, well, well you're good at it, it's not,
I guess. I mean, how do you know what a
bigfoot sounds like?

Speaker 11 (07:06):
You can't because there's no such thing.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Right, So you're an anti bigfooter.

Speaker 11 (07:13):
Not anti Okay, I've never seen one, okay, right, And.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
And you know, nobody, nobody ever claims they And there's
people that claim that they've solved them, but they've never
had an interaction with one.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
It's so amazing how that happens.

Speaker 11 (07:27):
Isn't it their phone into their back pocket and take
a picture.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Right r They haven't been.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
They haven't taken a picture since the sixties, when you
know cameras could be you know, messed with.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
We have a picture of everything, but not of that.
It's interesting.

Speaker 11 (07:40):
So monster's pinky coming out of.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
The water, right right, right right, it's it's lockaness.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, well, you know what, I think you're right that
that that was even that wasn't even a good chewie.
But you know, I appreciate you setting us straight there, correct,
Thanks for the without phones?

Speaker 3 (07:59):
It was it was it was it was a tough go.
It was a couple. It was like two three weeks.

Speaker 11 (08:05):
How did I fix that?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Well, you know it wasn't then it was eight, it
was at and T and yeah, had an issue.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Well there wasn't.

Speaker 11 (08:13):
Didn't give your cell phones and let you use on
How we're.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Gonna put it on the ear on the air, I
mean you got to run it through the board.

Speaker 11 (08:22):
You forwarded to forward the line.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, but we couldn't.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
We couldn't get incoming calls for some reason. And there
was a problem not even gonna lie to you with
lines from Bell South.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Bell South had to come out. I didn't even know
they existed, but.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Nineteen seventy seven called yeah and they figured it out.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
So yeah, yeah, so we got Bell South here.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
So eight two A two four O one oh five
nine is our Bell South telephone number, right, Craig, I
appreciate you.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah, that's what we've been back. Called the bell called
about they called it. We said, what the hell are
you talking about? Bell? Who is this?

Speaker 6 (09:01):
All?

Speaker 11 (09:01):
Right?

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Second opening audio? Sorry, Yeah, we went back.

Speaker 7 (09:06):
Jeff show A funny way to start your day. One
nine the Mountains.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Didn't James Earld Jones do stuff for like you know
Bell South, am I No.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
As a matter of fact, I'm a James Earl Jones
kind of swor. He did Bell Atlantic, He did Bell Atlantic,
but he loved also doing the Bell telephone book.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
He loved. He loved a phone book.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
He loved the yellows, he loved the whites, he loved
the blues. Yeah, he also explained to you the difference
between the yellows, the whites, and the blues.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh, he waited all day for that phone book.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
I mean, let me, let me tell you something that
that baritone voice.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
He just sat there and was.

Speaker 10 (09:43):
Like, I am for Bell at Lennox.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
You know, it was beautiful. It was Bill's plumbing. What
would that.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
Be in the blue?

Speaker 3 (09:54):
No, that's government sorry, yes, yes, that it would be
the yellow page.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's right yellow, and you could go unlisted and the
and the government stuff was all in the green.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
You got it, all right.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
So if you like, you know, cut of fruit, maybe
it's better think again because allegedly a produce manager, you know,
is spilling the tea.

Speaker 12 (10:19):
Just so you know that stuff's not good for you.

Speaker 9 (10:22):
It's what they do is I used to be a
produce manager.

Speaker 12 (10:24):
What they do is they take the fruit that's about
to be bad, no matter what the fruit is, And
in order to get it in there and have it
stay in there and not go bad while it's in there,
they soak it in bleach water.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Oh so that stuff is awful.

Speaker 12 (10:38):
I personally will never eat one of the pre made
ones ever, because I used to make them every single
day and I know how they're made, and it makes
me sick to even think about it.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
So wait a minute, how how can you assert that
they bleach and water these things when you can't drink
bleach you would die. I don't know if I believe
this one, Jeff, I don't know. How do you feel?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Well, he's a produce manager. Now it's now how much
bleach did they use? I mean, it's not like you're
chugging a you know, if it's just a tiny bit
in water, it's not gonna kill it.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Oh wait, well yeah it could. And you could taste bleach,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (11:14):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (11:14):
One cab full and ten gallons? I mean, I guess
you wouldn't taste that, yeah, but I guess.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
So.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
You know the other thing is that all that fruit
that you're getting, the pre made stuff, which is just
easy and more expensive, but it's easier for everybody. Is
all fruit that has like a day left on it,
so they basically preserve it with a pad of bleach
and water. I don't know, you know, but he's hey, listen,
he's the produce manager. No produce manager has a reason

(11:41):
to dime their people out.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Produce people don't don't usually step out a line on
other produce things.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
You don't hear much of that. All right, there's you know,
we don't know what goes on with the kumquats. He
keeps it to himself.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Can you know what?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
I bet you they're gonna the kumquat people are coming
to get him, because when you step out of line.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
With the produce fer, it's like scient on drake. Yeah,
you know, they'll just follow you, beat you down with
an egg plant sound.

Speaker 7 (12:07):
It's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo and
Jeff Show. A fun, funny way to start your day.
One nine the Mountain.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
When was the last time you remember getting a hickey?
Oh god, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Fifteen Yeah, I got the hickey, which is the next
sucking right?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Is that what that is? Yeah? Well we moved on.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
You know you got older, Yeah, moved on from a
head your your focus changed as you got older.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, so yeah, I guess yeah, probably fifteen fourteen something
like that. Well, anyway, Uh, this girl who is older,
much older than that, loves a good hickey. Now unfortunately
she's covered in them. She doesn't know how she got them.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
They're all over.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Her body, and her boyfriend's coming home tomorrow and she's
in quite a pickle wow, because she doesn't know how
to so she might just you know, make up her
whole body she doesn't know with makeup or she doesn't know.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, well you really can't cover it up at the
end of the day.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
What if she just like you know what I would do.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
I would like cut them with like, you know, razor
blades or just jump off of something, and then I
would just be like, oh man, I hurt myself.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Baby. You know, this is just one.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
You're probably pretty much tied up into here, and it's
gonna be there's no way out of a full of
hickey's all over your body doing.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Listen, I'm telling you, hear me out. You pull onto
the train tracks, but your your car front is away
from the train, so the train hits your back, and
then what it does is it smacks the back and
then you are in some kind of accident. It rolls
around and then you can just be covered in band
aids and narry.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
He will know.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, interesting though, that's a lot of work. Just admit
to it and see where it goes.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Okay, yeah, the train thing wasn't your thing, all right?
Those girls wandering the same thing.

Speaker 13 (14:12):
He's count as cheating. Have this all over my neck?
And my boyfriend comes back home tomorrow. It's been away
for like two months. I've not seen him. It's been
away with his family's had like ill health happening over there.
But I have needs missed him. I've missed Caroline. I
made attention a little bit, obviously, I've missed him. I
wann't intentionally cheating him, but I woke up like this

(14:33):
and I'm not sure how it's happened. So what cover
story can I use?

Speaker 9 (14:38):
What am I going to do.

Speaker 13 (14:39):
Any hacks to get rid of this? What on earth
am I going to tell him? Because he shouldn't have
left me for two months.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
But he's cheated on for two months?

Speaker 10 (14:46):
Now?

Speaker 3 (14:46):
What did he leave for? Is? Was he in military?
You heard at the beginning. My mom was dying.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
His momm was dying. My mom was dying, So why
didn't you just go visit a mercy here? That's what
I s Well, that's the thing. And it's like, you know,
she's in Ireland and he went to Scotland or wherever
she was. And it's like, you know, you could have
taken the train. You know, his his his me mall
was dying and you're getting hickeys, That's what I say,
because she has needs. So here's what here's they sell

(15:15):
things or or we're here of right, you could have
went to boom they have a website. You could have
ordered it and got it chipped over there. Or you
could always do the train thing.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah, that's that just uh, either admit to it or
get hit by a locomotive.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
You decigne, all right, Sulda put.

Speaker 9 (15:38):
Us on the mountain talking text line at.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
A two eight two four that's a two eight two.

Speaker 10 (15:43):
Four O five nine.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
And did Jeff show and Jeff how do you feel
about feet?

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Uh? You know, I'm indifferent. You're in differ on the feet. Yeah,
it's not that I'm a posed to the foot, you know.
I I mean, do you find them to be you know,
do they turn you on? I don't search out feet,
you know, I don't.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Feel like do you smell feet? I'm not a foot sniffer. No, no, you.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Don't about the people.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
And no, I don't go after their toutsies. Not my
you know, not my saying. You know, you know it's you.
It all depends. You never know, unless they're showing them.
You could be surprised by a hoof.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, let me tell you something. You know, it's interesting
because there was a person. God, this must have been
when I was you know, twenty twenty one where you know,
she she she looked hot, right, and then she takes
her foot out of the high heel shoes and she
had a cloven hoo.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
She's got a couple of trotter she's kind of cloven hoof?

Speaker 6 (16:53):
What it was?

Speaker 3 (16:54):
How did you get clothing? Who?

Speaker 2 (16:57):
And the problem is, yeah, when you the problem is
when that happens and you see those two plates of meet,
there's just nothing that you can never not look at
them anymore, and you.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Can't go any further but same person, because all you're
gonna do is look at her cloven hooves.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
And then you're in positions where they could be near
you at certain times and you're just nothing you can
do about it. And when you're when you're when your
hooves are clothing, oh that there's nothing you could do
about them, you know, No, not when they're clothing. Okay,
when you gotta go get your feet done, but you
have to do it at an indoor pool, you know
what I mean, to have them done.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
It's a problem, Okay.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
It is, And such is the case for you know,
these poor ladies that have cloven hooves. And I feel bad.
I mean, you know, I'll never forget her. I mean,
I couldn't go any She kept trying to push it further,
and I was like, I can't, like, I can't like
I'm trying to get with you here, but I mean,

(17:56):
all I can say is calopity glob.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
I feel like you should be at the Kentuck Heart
me right now.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
You gotta just keep your shoes on. You're making dents
in the hardwood when you take them off. So I
hardwood because.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
It's silly, buddy.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
So anyway, this guy, apparently a big fan of the cloven,
loves to sniff whether you got a cloven, whether you
got a fatten, whether you got a regular foot, no
matter what. He loves your tootsies. He loves to smell him.
He loves the stink. The more they stink, the better
he feels. If you have stinky feet, he'll buy your socks.

(18:32):
He'll sniff them up. And he went on a date
with somebody. And then after she didn't allow her clothings
to be sniffed and licked, he.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Hit her with a car. Right, So I mean, who's
in the wrong here? Yeah, I hear him. Oh stuff,
decision you one and only exclusive.

Speaker 7 (18:50):
A woman tells us she's lucky to be alive after
her date hits her with his car.

Speaker 14 (18:54):
Yeah, but before he drove off, he kept asking her
about her feet.

Speaker 15 (18:58):
We've all heard horror worries about online dating.

Speaker 9 (19:02):
But this suspect, well he.

Speaker 15 (19:04):
Didn't pass the smell test.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Ah, here we go. How much, honey, is this gonna
be gonna be?

Speaker 15 (19:14):
This guy asked to smell your feet?

Speaker 16 (19:16):
Yes he did.

Speaker 9 (19:17):
What did he say?

Speaker 16 (19:19):
Well, initially we had met up because I was going
to sell him my sneakers.

Speaker 15 (19:26):
She knew something didn't smell, right.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
What why are you sell? Okay? All right, maybe they're
nice sneakers.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
I've actually met up with people in parking lots, but
a lot of times you got to meet at the
police at the police station, just to be safe. But
if you got clothing, you don't, you don't ask to
sniff them in the parking lot.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
You can't.

Speaker 15 (19:43):
You know, when she met this guy almanse Circil at
an Aventur hotel when.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
I got there, there's a little bit of a discrepancy
here because if she's meeting him in a hotel, maybe
she's kind of saying, hey, you know, come on up.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, you decide that you're going to meet to sell
your zapatos.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
She had a hotel, right, I mean you were.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Not getting the full story from her, right, So just
remember you know, there's there's two sides of every story,
and then there's the truth.

Speaker 16 (20:14):
I just wanted to sniff my feet, and I didn't
feel comfortable with that.

Speaker 6 (20:17):
I'm going to stop you there.

Speaker 15 (20:18):
What do you say when someone says I want to
sniff your feet?

Speaker 1 (20:21):
No, see, I think you had a room ready. Yeah,
I think you had a room ready, and you used
the zapatos to, uh, you know, as a as a
go between, like, oh, just come by Michue.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Well, she was meeting up with El Monci Circle. So al.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
What if what if you know, you give, let him
get a sniff and then it really, you know, adds
to the deal.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
You can get a little more money out of it.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
And not only that, man, you have al Mancy for life.
You know, you could be missus Circle. But what she
and I'm reading in the story that she was a
foot model as well. Oh absolutely, he knew who's who's
he wanted to He wanted to buy, buy those feet, particularly,
smell those feet particularly, and lick those feet particularly.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
So this was a day. This is a dating app
that they met on, is what happened?

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Okay, well, you know she's playing koy like he's just
some kind of per but you're on a dating.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
App, that's right, Okay, all right, so this is coy boy.

Speaker 16 (21:19):
Now no, I mean, you could have my sneakers all
you want. I mean, I don't care. I'm not wearing them,
and you know they're just stinky old sneakers, but people
like weird things.

Speaker 15 (21:30):
Then things got downright scary, she says. The suspect runs
out of the room. She thinks with her sneakers.

Speaker 16 (21:36):
I ran after him and I met him down in
the parking garage.

Speaker 15 (21:40):
She says he ran her over with his car.

Speaker 16 (21:42):
He did a three point turn and actually hit me
with a car, ran me over.

Speaker 9 (21:48):
He ran me over, he ran me over, and.

Speaker 16 (21:50):
By the grace of God, I'm still standing today.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
She shows us the injuries, and they're quite severe. She
wanted one thousand dollars for the shoes. She wanted a
thound in bucks. I think they.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Got to tell you one thousand dollars for shoes, you
better give me those hooves.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
I'm sniff here's to say. Well, that's the thing. I mean,
you know they were they were worth a little more
than they were worth more than a thousand shoes giving Yeah,
they were, I know which shoes they were.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
That's fine, fine, And my my point is is that
if you're getting that good of a deal and you're
at a hotel and you're in a parking garage and
you can't give me a couple of sniffs for ten
Ben francs, I mean, all I want is sniff, sniff,
lick lick, and I'm out.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
I I gotta tell you, you got a thousand dollars
for a pair of shoes, and you got to give
up one or two sniffs.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
That's it. God tell you it's a lot for shoes.

Speaker 11 (22:45):
Man.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Well, let me tell you now, whose side are you on?

Speaker 5 (22:48):
Yeah? You know?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Now do I?

Speaker 6 (22:51):
Now?

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Do? I?

Speaker 4 (22:52):
You know?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Okay, el Monty Circle running over in the car that
didn't need to be the necessary route that he had
to take.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
I tell you I'm on al Monty's. Yeah, alright, I'm
signing with Almonzi. How about you?

Speaker 3 (23:02):
You're with circles text us and.

Speaker 7 (23:07):
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Speaker 3 (23:20):
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Speaker 1 (23:23):
Have you ever gotten a Brazilian? A two eight two
four oh one oh five nine? Give us a call?
Can't give me a text? Guys, I know, listen, I
have I can admit that. And you know a Brazilian
can be nice.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Why are you getting a Brazilian? What do you? Why
are you cleaning around your crotch for on your own?

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Here's the thing, because you what can be done with
the razor y nery can be done with hot wax,
and I'm telling you it's worth every bit of sixteen.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
How smooth do you need it to beaby? I mean
baby saut fight because it's nice.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
It's not like I do it all the time. But
if I want to treat myself, like before I go on,
you want to treat yourself. But like if I want
to go to the Bahamas, or I want to go
to like, you know, Riviera Amaya, I get a Brazilian.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
What are you wearing a nan or Hammit? It's not
the best swipping on a man or?

Speaker 17 (24:20):
No?

Speaker 1 (24:20):
I mean I would you don't want to be judged
by the other guys.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
It's not even that.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I just I feel like if I'm gonna go to
a resort and I'm gonna bring the lady, you know,
I feel like I want to be silky smooth. You
want to be smooth for the lady. I want to
be So why do you think that people Maybe I've.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Decide to go European, I don't need people to judge.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
So you're so you're worried that other people are gonna
judge your pubes?

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Is that what it is? You're so self conscious?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
I could be self conscious. You know, this is a
business that makes your self conscious. Yes, it does about
your pubes. It's not about the it's about you. It's
see until you've experienced it. Have you ever gotten your
eyebrows done?

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yes? Okay, that I have. Okay, So do you know.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
The feeling of satisfaction when the eyebrows are done? You go, wow,
I look good. That felt great? Okay, right, it's like
that time's ten thousand man.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Okay, it's that time scent getting your crotch wax wax.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
So that's why I relate to this poor lady in
this story. You know, she went in to get herself
a Brazilian as well, and you know she's a little
concerned because I'd be concerned if my you know, because
you know I went to the store and you know,
I actually had the last lady to give me a
Brazilian did wear glasses? Not not these glasses though, And

(25:48):
she did a great job. I left her a good tip.
But think about this, you're going into to get yourself
a private waxing. You know, anyone can do it. And
you know, unfortunately this lady had h what's called metaglasses
and Jeff. For the people who don't know, those are
those glasses that Facebook made where you can record.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, Snapchat used to have them as well. Do you
remember those That was like two thousand and seventeen sixteen
where they had the glasses and which is kind of creepy,
but yeah, you could have recorded without anybody knowing.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
See.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
But I think the metaglasses are the Snapjat glasses. You
could obviously tell that you did the things on the side.
It just didn't look right the Meta ones. They just
look like regular glasses. It's kind of you know, you
don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Run it's the small little carri right, You're totally right.
So she wasn't sure. So you know, again, as from
one person to another person, I understand the anxious neist
that getting in Brazilian has before and then to think
that somebody is recording this to then go back and
rewatch it got to tell you, man, I don't know

(26:56):
if I like this.

Speaker 17 (26:57):
I've been like hesitant about sharing this story because I
was just like, I don't know if I should. But
after telling my husband and then like some multiple friends,
they definitely told me I need to. I've been going
to European wax center for years, like I'm.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Not even geting.

Speaker 17 (27:15):
Maybe eight years at this point, maybe nine years at
this point. Yeah, And three weeks ago I went to
a location here in Manhattan, and I'm not going to
say what location, but the girl that was giving me
the wax or the esthetician, whatever you wanted, the wax er,

(27:38):
she was wearing metaglasses. And I didn't notice it at
first because we were talking so much. We had a
good banter. She was very nice, and then it was
like bam, maybe like halfway like five minutes in or so,
I'm like looking at her, and I like looking at
her glasses and then I'm like, are you wearing metaglasses?

(27:59):
And she's like, oh, oh, yeah I am. But they're
not charged. They're not on, like I promise.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
So, you know, I got to tell you the self
consciousness of this poor lady, you know, is I guess
something you don't know.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
I thought we had that Tom, and I thought.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Well, here's the deal getting a woman getting the Brazilian.
You know, do you drop full trow when you do it,
hit it from the side.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
You know what's really funny. They have a special chair
and you lean over the chair and they just glob
on the way.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
What do you mean you lean over the chair, you
lean over the forwards. Yes, so they come from the.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Side, oh, from the best, so like honestly, and I'm showing, Jeff,
But what I'm doing is I'm putting my knees on
my chair and then I bend over like this, you see.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
And then they get you that way. They get you
that way, and then you don't look, but they go
and then they rip it up and you go, ah,
but then.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
It all comes out in that area, you know what
I mean. So you basically in a sense present.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
You present exactly and then they're therein is the the Brazilian.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
So it's it's a personal experience, you know, and you
like the Brazilian. Yeah, it's a it's a treat. I mean,
when I go to can Koon or something, look out
manor Hammick or not. I'm gonna make sure that the
lady is pleased, all right. So Rico did a good
job when he gave you the Brazilian. Huh he he
did great.

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Speaker 1 (29:36):
You shouldn't stab somebody with a syringe. It's not good
twenty five nine Amount Ashville's Classic Rock The Brazil and
Jeff Show. And yesterday this was all over a lot
of people were talking about it because I don't know
if it's because everyone who lives in Asheville has had
some kind of experience or has seen him yelling at you,

(29:57):
But I think that's why this became such big story.
It's very quick, but listen to this.

Speaker 14 (30:02):
A man charged last year with stabbing a visitor with
a serrandes back behind bars on other charges. Julian MacArthur
was arrested in May of last year. Police say he
stabbed a man from South Carolina with a needle after
the man refused to give him money. MacArthur was arrested
on Sunday on a parole violation. He is being held
without bond.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
So here's the thing. Does he go on downtown this stuff? Listen,
let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
So the reason I went to the Ranking Garage if
you remember, I think you were at home. It was
a holiday and we keep him behind bars by the way. Yeah,
well here's the thing. The shooting right at the rankin Garage,
you know, for those two men. There was a shooting there,
so I wanted to go there and like do a video,
but I brought to vam bean because I wanted to

(30:50):
do a port a potty quick follow up video. So
we crossed the street and I guess me and this
guy's eyes meet like in a gaze.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
And when when they meet, Jeff, I.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Am telling you right now, like he he was like,
I'm gonna ask him for money.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
So he looks me in the eye and I know
he's coming, and you can't move fast.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
I mean, I'm pretending to like do like I'm like,
oh what hello, listeners up? So it didn't work. He's like,
you know, you go to dog, give me a dollar.
I'm like, dude, I don't have a dollar. I don't
carry a dollar, right, And then he loses it, right,
So then he goes running back on the bench, starts
banging stuff, all this stuff. Now I even eight year

(31:39):
old here. He's like freaking out. So I'm like, how
about this, Just go sit in the car. I'm gonna
make this video real quick. So then that one of
the news people were here, right, and the news guy's like,
why is this guy freaking out? And I go I
don't know. So then the news guy with the camera
starts going like over to try to report on the
shooting area right right out in front of the restaurant rights.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
On Lexington or whatever it was, and rank.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
And yeah, and you know, so then he comes over
and starts saying like, you know, he's Jesus. I mean,
it was just it was craziness.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Here's what that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Me and him almost came to a fisticuffs because he
was scaring the bam bean and then you know, he
was messing with my toilet video.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Well here's the thing, you know, for him to do
this a year ago, it's pretty sick. You ask for
money and then you stick somebody and then you know,
the guy went to.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
The it's a dollar. He only ask you for a dollar.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
And they, you know, they gave the guy antibiotics and
thank god everything worked out for him. Uh, you know,
and the fact that he's arrested again. I think they're
holding him with without bond. But here's the deal. What
what the homeless people have to understand? And the panhandlers
and things which has you know since been you know,
shut down and a lot of places around here. Oh yeah,
but I'm sure it still happens. Nobody carries cash anymore. Huh.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
It's funny because I was thinking about that because I
truly never have cash. I used to always carry cash,
and then I was like, you know what, what's the point.
Because we used to live in such a dangerous area,
I never carried cash, and I could always shut my
cart off with my phone, so it never bothered me.
But it's like this guy would would take umbrage, Jeff.

(33:17):
When I say umbrage, I mean personal umbrage if you
did not give him a dollar, and he would only
ask for a dollar, and I'm if you didn't give
him one, like it would be personal umbrage and you
would be accosted, yelled at, attacked. I know he sits
on the bench right at the corner, like past the bathroom,

(33:40):
the five hundred thousand dollars bathroom, and you would go
up to the corner, and then if you made the
right you would go to Ben and Jerry's I'm telling you,
or well if you went back a couple of feet,
you would turn down the rankin street ride.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Well that was my whole point is that, look, nobody,
it's very rare that you carry any kind of cash,
and where people just don't.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
There's no not a necessity for it. I can if
I forget my car to have my phone. I have
my phone, I use my wallet. I that all the time,
you know, different things.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
I'm sure there's people that do carry cash, but generally,
you know, those kind of days are like over for people.
I used to as well. Yeah, but I but I
don't anymore. I don't really carry cash. I could do anything, well,
I don't workout it.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
And that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
It's like, since every place you can do an Apple
this or Google that, I mean, is there really a
need for, you know, cash to be carried around? But
this person and then when I saw him arrested, I
almost fainted. I was like, oh my god, this is
the guy who took umbrage and then with me and
the bambine and then he was like freaking out and

(34:43):
the kid got scared.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
So I put him in the car.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
I locked it, and then the camera guy he was
like saying, you know, you know where am I going
to get this shut? And I'm like, I'm sorry. There,
do to Reno and I did. I called him do
to Reno and I gave him a two gun. I
was like, like shooting my gall Oh yeah, like shooting
my Gavin.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
All right, well, you know the good thing is they're
holding him without bond. I guess it's a probation violation.
So I guess he'll be back, well before he'll some
it's he'll be back eventually, but maybe hopefully at you know,
some point.

Speaker 11 (35:12):
Here.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
We don't have to worry about getting shot on a
Friday night and getting stuck with a needle when we
don't carry a dollar bill.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Well or everyone could just carry one one dollar bill, yeah,
and give it to him in just in case.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Is that it? We got to live in a just
in case, just in case dollar. You know, we as
case dollar, just in case dollar for your own safety,
so you don't get stabbed with a scrap. Okay, good,
all right, I noted, don't forget you justin case dollar.

Speaker 9 (35:39):
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Speaker 6 (35:43):
A two eight two four that's a two eight two
four nine.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
It is one of five nine Amount National's Classic Rock
The Rizzo and the Jeff Show, and we have a
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uf the j N you know what time it is
That's what we do every day at seven and nine.

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do you want me to press this or do you
want to tease the big news of the day. Listen, Nah,
this was a huge story that came down yesterday. Oh.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
It had the whole city talk and had everybody in
Ashville foodie group. Ah, they were clamoring and cham and
talk and what a huge story. Well, and we're going
to talk about it right now, biggest story in Ashville.

Speaker 7 (36:41):
The JNN no longer Ashville's newest but still pleased reliable
news outlet.

Speaker 9 (36:46):
Guys, can't we just talk them to go to eight
to eight news dot com?

Speaker 7 (36:50):
All right, Fine, the JNN Jeff News Network is ready
to inform, enlighten, and coll keep trying. Anyways, The JNN
is on one oh five nine in the Mountain down Look.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
It's always good to see a business reopening after Helene Yes,
which is awesome, especially when it was in Biltmore village
which was devastated. But the biggest story, Oh my goodness, gracious,
nobody can get over it. It started with a little,
you know, a little post over the weekend and then
boom took off yesterday.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
The site of the former Cracker Barrel restaurant.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Whoa on Tunnel Road. Whoa thirty four tunnel Road to
be exact. Whoa will now be the new location for
Ichibon Japanese Steakhouse and sushi bar.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Well Heaven's to Betsy.

Speaker 14 (37:38):
A business at hard Ba Helen and Builtmore village is
relocating to Tunnel Road. Ichibon Japanese Steakhouse will move into
the former Crackerborough restaurant near the tunnel. Their old location
right next to this Wanan Noah River was badly damaged
by flooding in Helene. Cracker Barrel closed earlier this summer.
It plans to be opened by next summer.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
It bon they want to be but by next summer.
Eachi Bond's where it's at man oh Man, that's steak
cast or frying that stuff up in front of you,
I you know, in your life up.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
I know this sounds weird, but wouldn't you want to
like come up with it, like a theme song, or
have a contest where you come up with a theme
song for e Gibon.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
You know, like instead of goldfish, you'd be like, eat
you Bond, eat you Bon the snack in restaurant that
smiles back. You gotta eat eat well.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
I think the cracker Barrel people said, after after the
Mets that went down.

Speaker 9 (38:36):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
Take you got?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
We got another one here, yeah, right up in Smoky Park.
We'll just let this one slide down. Eachi Bond, come
on over.

Speaker 9 (38:49):
Are we still doing this? The jn N is on
your radio now, I'm on.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
The mountain, all right. So the House of Ronald McDonald
is really trying to put in some extra work to
really is home, to really to win back customers who
you know, everybody's watching their dollars.

Speaker 9 (39:06):
We all are.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Look, we're right there with you. Trust us.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
And they announced that it's bringing back do you remember
these the extra value meals? Now these were first introduced
in their early nineties, so you know they gave you
you get the burger, the fries, and the drink. It
was discontinued, you know, about six years back. So but
you know, look here's the deal. Eight dollars is the

(39:31):
lowest price one for lunch and dinner for the extra
venue meals.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
It's not a value meal, dude. Eight bucks is eight bucks.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Like like breakfast, you'll get like the you know, you'll
get the sausage and whatever it is, and then you know,
but everything after that is eight dollars, like all the
dinner stuff.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
The lunch stuff is eight bucks. If you play your points.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Right, okay, and do everything the right way, you would
get it out of there for five bucks for lunch.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Here's the thing they have the fifteen percent off of.
But see you're only allowed to use one deal of
fifteen and they're not going to give you. You're not
allowed to use a deal on a value product, so
then you're you're done.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
See this is what you do.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
The secret behind it is you go to the what
is it, the buy one get one for a dollar
sich and then you get yourself the double cheese. You'll
get it, no cheese, uh, nothing on it but yellow mustard.
So you get two of the doubles. And then if
you go if you do that, then yes, you can
use it as well. So it's like on their value
menu type of thing.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
So you just have to sell for value eight bucks
twelve bucks. Eight bucks will get you the big back.
And then why then you go medium fried.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Now, if you went large fry drink, then I would
have said okay, but you went medium fried drink. So
you know it's all it's all window dressing for the
big back community. And you're not fooled. Listen, you're not
fooling the big backs here, Okay.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Listen, listen, Bodges. Let's say it's two all beef patties,
special sauce, lettuce, cheese, tomato on a sysame seed bun.
I mean you're not getting it for a steel anymore.
I mean you used to be able to get a
biggie for like four nine nine. Now you're looking at
eight on a value menu with a medium fry with
just tiny Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
I don't like it because you hit it with a
hont and ready and you're set to go baby, Oh
my gosh, old hot and five fifty five. Oh yeah,
god right, now it's are you kidding me?

Speaker 6 (41:22):
Well?

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Four nine and you got to buy two, but they're
large one topics. But if you buy two, they're four
ninety nine a piece. You're inning out for ten bucks
two hour pizzas with the topic.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Well, that's fantastic, thank you for the deal, no problem.

Speaker 7 (41:33):
We've asked them to stop, but they just keep making
it worse. Jeff News Networked or as you might note,
the JNN, it's on your radio.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
And if you missed this story, and North Carolina man
was one number away from winning the powerball jackpot that
was worth one billion dollars. Now, of course, uh, this
is what that still wins.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
You like, yeah, doesn't know when you like ten Miliuh No,
he won one hundred and fifty thousand, so.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
He being one number off, that's all you get.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Yeah, so I guess. So look, he he didn't waste
any time. Our good buddy Edward Allen, Eddy Owls, where
he where is he from?

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Eddy Owls? He?

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Uh, he collected he got it from a store in Monroe.
But he collected his prize yesterday. He didn't waste time.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
He went to the state lottery headquarters and uh, after tax,
one hundred fifty thousand. After the tax, he took home
one hundred and seven k and some change. So how
about the wait, So he one hundred and seven k,
he won one fifteen, so he got five numbers or
did he get four numbers in the power ball?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
I think I don't think. Let's see, his sicket ended
up matching the numbers on four of the five white balls,
along with the red power ball and a drawing Saturday,
so he missed I guess one of them.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Okay. So here's so here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
I think if you get all five balls but no power,
I think you get a million. I think if I
thought if you got power, it was like a million two,
especially if if you did double the dollar.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
He purchased a power play ticket, so the it tripled,
tripled the weddings, so that's how he did it.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
So you would have only gotten fifty thousand dollars for
fort numbers and the power ball. That's why it's the LS.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
So it's one number off and the guy would have
been a billionaire, but instead he gets fifty thousand bucks.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
That's thinks.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Well, the next raw and of course set for tonight,
and the the odds of winning the Big one are
one and two.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Hundred and ninety two million. How many people are in
the US.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
I mean almost that's almost the population. It's you know,
minus the kids. I think it's like three hundred and
thirty million, so I know, forty million people won't buy.
I mean, maybe I'll buy a ticke. I don't know,
it's you know, it's a hundred forty million. So I
mean so basically yeah, right, so you know like that,
I mean, it's everyone under eighteen. And then if you
think about it, the elders, I mean, elders love lottery,

(43:54):
you know, unless they're immobile, but you know, then they
have the lottery things they can do on their phone now.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
So yeah, but there's been issues with that on the
phone and people not wanting to acknowledge it and things
of that nature.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
But uh, you know, hey, guess what. Listen, don't don't
count the blue hairs.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
I bet you. I promise you the old blue hairs. No,
they're gonna win one.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
It's always it's the blue hairs, or it's somebody out
in California.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
It is or you know what it is. It's an office,
and it's an annoying office. It's like in a tech
from office space and everyone's like, oh my god, we
throwing a dollar and we got one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Oh, we're so grateful, and then like everybody gets a million. No,
an office that does a cake for every birdy, No,
it's it's Kim the cake woman. Now Kim is a
larger woman, and Kim loves cake. And so Kim is
convinced the office that every every month they have to
celebrate everyone's birthdalway and they bring it once a month,

(44:51):
and she passes it down.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
But she keeps the biggin to herself, and she loves
the show the office. So she tries to mimic the
party planning committee that they have there, the right planning committee.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Right, but nobody met dear messes with big Kim. Yeah, no,
no one dear messes Big Kim. All right, you are
a little kimns Big Kim. Let's me learn a mountain.

Speaker 7 (45:13):
Call us text us and and you're really creative both
the mountain talking text line A two eight two four
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Speaker 1 (45:27):
It is one of five nine of Mount Nashalist class
of Grog the Rizzo and Jeff's show. And I wanted
to get your opinion on something, uh eight to eight
two four oh one oh five nine, Shoot us a text,
give us a call, I will say this.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
Look.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
I am in no way. If you go to the
one oh five nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Uh Facebook page, you will see I am in no
way uh you know, unhappy in my relationship or anything
quite the opposite. As a matter of fact, what makes
me unhappy is that when I am, you know, falling asleep.
I'm asleep and I'm laying next to baby hands and

(46:10):
I hit her in the head with my elbow or
I grab her hair. And I don't know why I'm
doing this. Why are you throwing bows in the bed?

Speaker 3 (46:17):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
So my question was, am I having seizures? And she's like,
now you're not having seizures. I'm like, okay, I brought
up the seizure thing money time, so if I have
a grandma seizure, then that's on you. So anyway, I yes,
not yesterday. The night before was the least straw for
for for us, so not our relationship. But so I

(46:44):
came down with my so my arm. I was sleeping like,
I guess my hand's by my head, and then my
whole weight of my arm and she's very tiny bam
right into her head. So we decided to try a
trial sleep divorce slash separation, and I wanted to know

(47:06):
if there was anybody out there who, I mean, does
the same thing. Do you sleep or do you have
your own room that you sleep in separate from your
husband or your wife you know? Eight two eight two
four oh one oh five nine, Because I feel weird

(47:26):
like we're the only people. But at the same time,
there were people who commented, and I was like, you know.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
What I mean, I didn't know what to Well, yeah,
I think there's plenty of couples that do it. You know,
there's people that snore, there's people that have uh, there's
people that have separate schedules where you don't want to
disturb the other person.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Well, our schedules terrible. If I'm giving her an elbow
and waking her up at three, it's terrible.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Right, So because it's not normal to the body up
at three in the morning will die young because of it,
because it's not normal. But yeah, you saw some of
the comments. It's not something that's you know, very different.
And I bet you I E two a two four
oh one oh five nine that there are plenty of
people that sleep in separate beds uh from their significant other.

(48:18):
I bet you it happens, because I know you want
to ease the worry a little bit here, you know,
I am.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
I'm a little freaked out because again I I did
come in refreshed. But then again, you know, I feel
weird for saying that. I feel weird.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
That you feel refreshed. I know Wednesdays are your favorite
day of the week.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
I'm a big Wednesday, big big I love Wednesdays. Uh
so that is my favorite day. So I get really
juiced for Wednesday. But I you know, Jeff, I just
am worried. I'm going to be straight with you, like,
I don't I don't know if this is something that
is leading us down the road leg At first it's
the you know, the sleep thing. Then it's the you know,

(49:02):
you get your own rooms. Then it's the you know,
you don't talk to you. Then then you become roommates.
Like that's what I'm afraid of, right the old room,
the old roommates.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Well, were you a big I don't know, or you
a big cuddler when you when you did it?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
You know, it's not that I was a big cuddler,
but you know, she would lay on me and we
would watch TV.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
I don't mind a cuddle. God, just get off of me.
If you're a cuddler, you enjoy a cup. I'm watching TV.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
I'm laying down, you know, I just like to you
can lay there, that's fine, we can watch something. But
to be all up on me, just to try to
be you know, I don't know, to feel like you're
a couple.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Well hang out, we do.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
That's not the but so so basically what happened was
for the past, like I don't know, three two three weeks.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
My I guess. I guess.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
I have very vivid dreams. I don't remember them. You know,
I'm like dropping out, I'm like grabbing hair. I've actually
like like grabbed your leg or actually accidentally hit her.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
And then like you know, I'll wake up and I'll
be like, oh my god, what happened? And she'll be
like you just and she's kind of like an egg
on her head because I elbowed her in the head.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Somebody said, my husband and I sleep separate due to
room temperatures.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
He likes it hot and I like a cold. What
kind of a man is that he likes it hot? Yeah,
oh my god. I could never I could never deal
with it.

Speaker 11 (50:28):
Hot.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
I don't want to read this. I did the sleep
divorce situation. Once had my own room, my own bed,
my own bedtime. That led to the actual divorce situation.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Oh see, this is what I'm afraid of. Oh boy,
this is what I'm afraid of. I mean a couple
of other things that came in.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
You know. Well, it's four ten am.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
I'm listening to my guys snore very loudly, Laurie said,
I snore. I use a seapet machine. My wife oftentimes
goes on the couch. Occasionally I sleep on the couch.
If the hubs is snoring too loud, it gets annoying.
I try not to wake them. It's not permanent to
it works for you, right, It's healthy when one has

(51:13):
day shifting, another's on a different schedule. You know, it's
good to separate, get separate, peaceful sleep. You have all
day chores, kids, life in general to come together.

Speaker 11 (51:23):
Right.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Somebody said, need more pillows. Gotta do it works. I mean, yep,
we sleep on opposite ends of the house. Well, I'm sorry, Jacqueline,
I just don't see that.

Speaker 6 (51:32):
Well you have that.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
They are right, you have the whole stink and day okay,
where it's a time tire, it's text.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
I'm tire. Text. It's text. It's text, it's all. It's talk,
it's life, it's you know this, it's that. It's the doctor,
it's the shopping, it's the you know what. Maybe that's
the secret. The secret is the sacred beds at night.
Maybe that's it.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
You know, there was there was something for the Ricky
Ricardo bed. I call them the Ricky beds. And you know,
you have the bed, then you have the night stand
with the table, and then the other bed and then
you say, ooh, let's push the beds together.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
I mean, what if we go back to that.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Well, if it's if it's twenty four hours a day
basically all the time, is it becoming codependency? Maybe you
need the separation, see what I'm saying. Yeah, I mean
there's a lot going on here. So if you head
to the one oh five nine to the Mountain Facebook page,
you can see I put up some uh you know pictures,
you know, of the of me and the missus. We're

(52:30):
doing a trial separation slash sleep divorce. We're together, there's
no problem in our relationship, but I knocked her are
pretty good in the head and she's got an egg
on it, and I feel awful about it with my
elbow because I'm significantly bigger than she is.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
So A two A two four oh one oh five nine.
I I gotta tell you, dude, I feel like this.
This could be her trying to push Daddy out of
the nest.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Yeah. I think it might bay. Yeah, I think it
might bay. Or she doesn't want to be abused.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
I'm not Come on, call us.

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Text us, and you're really creative both The Mountain talking
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Speaker 1 (53:18):
It is one of five nine of Mount nashvillis classic rock,
the Rizzo and Jeff's show. And I wanted to get
your opinion on something. Uh eight to eight two four
oh one o five nine. Shoot us a text, give
us a call. I will say this. Look, I am
in no way. If you go to the one oh

(53:40):
five nine in the Mountain uh Facebook page, you will
see I am in no way, uh, you know, unhappy
in my relationship or anything quite the opposite. As a
matter of fact, what makes me unhappy is that when
I am you know falling asleep? I'm asleep and I'm
laying next to baby hands and I hit her in

(54:02):
the head with my elbow or I grab her hair.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
And I don't know why I'm doing this. Why are
you throwing bows in the bed? I don't know. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
So my question was, am I having seizures? And she's like,
now you're not having seizures. I'm like, okay, I brought
up the seizure thing many times, so if I have
a grandma seizure, then that's on you. So anyway, I yes,
not yesterday. The night before was the least straw for
for for us, so not our relationship. But so I

(54:36):
came down with my so my arm. I was sleeping like,
I guess my hand's by my head, and then my
whole weight of my arm and she's very tiny, bam
right into her head. So we decided to try a
trial sleep divorce slash separation. And I wanted to know

(54:57):
if there was anybody out there who, I mean, does
the same thing. Do you sleep or do you have
your own room that you sleep in separate from your
husband or your wife?

Speaker 3 (55:14):
You know?

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Eight two eight two four oh one oh five nine,
because I feel weird, like we're the only people. But
at the same time, there were people who commented, and
I was like, you know what I mean, I didn't
know what to Well, yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
I think there's plenty of couples that do it. You know,
there's people that snore, there's people that have uh, there's
people that have separate schedules where you don't want to
disturb the other person.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Well, and our schedules terrible. If I'm giving her an
elbow and waking her up at three, it's terrible.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Right, So because it's not normal to the body at
three in the morning, right, Well, die young because of it,
because it's not normal. But yeah, you saw some of
the comments. It's not something that's you know, very different.
And I bet you, I E two A two four
oh one O five nine that there are plenty of
people that sleep in separate beds uh from their significant other.

(56:10):
I bet you it happens. Because I know you want
to ease the worry a little bit here, you know,
I am.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
I'm a little freaked out because again I I did
come in refreshed, But then again, you know, I feel
weird for saying that. I feel weird that you feel refreshed.
I know Wednesdays are your favorite day of the week.
I'm a big Wednesday guy. Big we love Wednesdays. Uh

(56:36):
so that is my favorite day. So I get really
juiced for Wednesday. But I you know, Jeff, I just
am worried. I'm gonna be straight with you, like, I
don't I don't know if this is something that is
leading us down the road. Like at first it's the
the you know, the sleep thing. Then it's the you know,
you get your own rooms. Then it's the you know,
you don't talk to you. Then then you become roommates.

(56:58):
Like that's what I'm afraid, right the old roommates.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Well, were you a big I don't know, or you
a big cuddler when you when you did it?

Speaker 1 (57:08):
You know, it's not that I was a big cuddler,
but you know she would lay on me and we
would watch TV.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
I don't mind a cuddle. God, just get off of me.
If you're a cuddler, you enjoy a cup. I'm watching TV.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
I'm laying down, you know, I just like to you
can lay there, that's fine, we can watch something. But
to be all up on me, just to try to
be you know, I don't know, to feel like you're
a couple.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Well hang out, we do.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
That's not the but so so basically what happened was
for the past, like I don't know, three two, three weeks.
My I guess, I guess. I have very vivid dreams.
I don't remember them. You know, I'm like dropping elbows,
I'm like grabbing hair. I've actually like like grabbed your
leg or actually accidentally hit her. And then like you know,

(57:59):
I'll wake up and I'll be like, oh my god,
what happened? And she'll be like you just and she's
got of like an egg on her head because I
elbowed her.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
In the head.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Somebody said, my husband and I sleep separate due to
room temperatures.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
He likes it hot and I like a cold. What
kind of a man is that he likes it hot? Yeah,
oh my god. I could never I could never deal
with it hot.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
I don't want to read this. I did the sleep
divorce situation once had my own room, my own bed,
my own bedtime. That led to the actual divorce situation.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Oh see, this is.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
What I'm afraid of. Oh boy, this is what I'm
afraid of. I mean a couple of other things that
came in. You know, well, it's four ten am. I'm
listening to my guys snore very loudly. Laurie said, I snore.
I use a seapet machine. My wife oftentimes goes on

(58:52):
the couch. Occasionally I sleep on the couch. If the
hubs are snoring too loud, it gets annoying. I try
not to wake them. It's not permanent. Do it works
for you, right? It's healthy when one has day shifting,
another's on a different schedule. You know it's good to separate,
get separate, peaceful sleep. You have all day chores, kids,

(59:13):
life in general to come together.

Speaker 11 (59:15):
Right.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Somebody said, need more pillows. Gotta do it works? I mean, yep,
we sleep on opposite ends of the house. Well, I'm sorry, Jacqueline,
I just don't see that.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Well you have that.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
They are right, you have the whole stink and day. Okay,
where it's a time tire, it's text, I'm tire.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Text. It's text. It's text. It's all it's talk, it's life,
it's you know this, it's that. It's the doctor, it's
the shopping, it's the you know what. Maybe that's the
secret the secret is the sec beds at night. Maybe
that's it.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
You know, there was there was something for the Ricky
Ricardo bed. I call them the Ricky beds. And you know,
you have the bed, then you have the night stand
with the table, and then the other bed, and then
you say, oh, let's push the beds together.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
I mean, what if we back to that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Well, if it's if it's twenty four hours a day
basically all the time, is it becoming codependency? Maybe you
need the separation.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
See what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Yeah, I mean there's a lot going on here. So
if you head to the one oh five nine to
a Mountain Facebook page, you can see I put up
some uh you know pictures, you know, of the of
me and the missus. We're doing a trial separation slash
sleep divorce. We're together, there's no problem in our relationship.
But I knocked her are pretty good in the head,

(01:00:31):
and she's got an egg on it, and I feel
awful about it with my elbow because I'm significantly bigger
than she is.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
So uh A two A two four oh one oh
five nine.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
I I gotta tell you, dude, I feel like this,
this could be her trying to push Daddy out of
the nest.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Yeah, I think it might bay. Yeah, I think it
might bait or she doesn't want to be abused.

Speaker 9 (01:00:53):
I'm not come on, text ask and you're really creative.

Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
The Mountain talking text line A two eight two four
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Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
It is one O five nine The Mountain, Nashville's classic
rock to Rizzo and Jeff show.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
And if you're just tuning in, uh you know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
And I have Dave and a couple people on the
phone here, but uh, you know, and we'll get to
them in a minute. But Jeff, uh, let's be honest.
I posted a post last night and uh, you know
my feelings this morning about this trial sleep divorce slash separation.
And for me, I'm I'm fifty to fifty on it. Yes,

(01:01:40):
like I could sprawl out. It was nice, but I
believe it might be the first step to you know,
the Lucy Ricky beds, the you know, ye once a year,
happy birthday, like you know what I mean, I'm scared,
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
And and she slept great.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
I walked out and she was like, oh, just sleeping
like like an angel, Like she was just sleep and yeah,
just beautiful, just love it, spraut out all over the bed,
I know. And uh, then what so you got of
the words of the bunch, you get the couch. Actually, uh,
I wanted the couch, but there's a ninety five inch TV.

(01:02:19):
And if if if I would have never stayed, I
would I would have never went to sleep because I
would have watched a bunch of cartoons. So she kind
of wanted to like put me in like my own
little yurt.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
So then so then I got to bed. Uh her,
it was her decision. I got to bed. She uh
got the couch, and I mean I walked down and
you know, had everything ready and you know, locked the
door and everything. But I felt bad because I was
just like, yeah, but at the end, but if you

(01:02:50):
then you would disrupt leave as you're leaving in the morning, right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Yeah I would. I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
But the thing is is that she at least I
didn't see her. I mean, she didn't wake up. But
it's like, I can't believe how many people at least
comment and said, oh, yeah, this is common, we do this.
And people were not adamant that there's a problem to me,
I think maybe it could lead to a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Yeah, you know what I mean. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
No, no, no, I I get it, and I understand
what you're saying. Uh, but look, you won't know until
this little experiment of hers. That's right, complete ry, It's
a her experiment. Now, now, can we You know?

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
I'm I'm a a I'm a love I'm a love machine.
Everybody you know. I just love to give love to people.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Are you the Are you the annoying partner that says
I can't go to bed unless you're in the bed
with me.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Don't I'm not that guy. I'm just like you know,
I like a good cuddle, okay, because I can. I
can fall you know me, I'll fall asleep no matter what.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Yeah, you know you don't care who's around going on?

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Yeah, no, no, not you we have Let's get to
Dave real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
H A two eight two four oh one oh five nine?

Speaker 11 (01:04:08):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Do you sleep alone?

Speaker 6 (01:04:11):
Uh? You know?

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
And if so, you know, is that normal? Do you do?

Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
You know, take these little breaks with you know. I'm
reading a lot of people are saying that they do
sleep divorces. Yeah, if it's temperature, if it's if it's uh,
when somebody goes to work, it happens more than you think.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
So we got a good friend Hoyt on the phone.
We got our friend Dave on the phone. Dave, what
do you think here?

Speaker 6 (01:04:35):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Am I in trouble? What's going on?

Speaker 11 (01:04:38):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
Who whose idea was it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Uh? It was sort of?

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
It was it was hers because I literally elbowed her
in the head.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
Well, I mean, is that the first time since you've
been married that she's got a bumper bruise?

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Oh no, No, I've grabbed her leg, I've pulled her hair.
I I hold her, Yes, I have. I've done a
lot of stuff. I've pushed off the bed by accident.
It's not on purpose. I'm sleeping.

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
I'm sure she'll be okay, Yes, you know it's it's
probably just one of those things.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Well, no, that's go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
I know I know a lot of people that just
sleep in separate beds.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
How old are they, Dave? How long have they been together? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
Well one of them, let's see, one of them was
in her fifties. The other one is probably in her sixties.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Well, yeah, Dave, you know what people are, Dave. People
are much happier during the day when you have a
good night's sleep and you feel refreshed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Yeah, okay, And I appreciate the call, Dave. I just look,
I mean, does it stop you from making whoopee?

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Oh wow, there's always room for that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Well you say that, but then if if somebody is
you know, saying hey, you know, I'm done with the sleep,
and you know, and then you know, Dave's friend, thanks
for the call, Dave. You know his friends in their
fifties and sixties, how often do they make time to
bump Fuzzy Well, look, see, Dave doesn't have a problem.
Now Dave doesn't have a problem. Dave has. He's figured out,

(01:06:15):
you know, a fuzzy bomb. No, he figured out. Look,
I pomp over, I give you what you need. I'm
Dave Hoyst' and then i'm and then I go home.
After the fact, there's no cuddling for Hoyt. Hot with
the cuddling. Hot might have never cuddled in his life,
doesn't Hoyt's not a cuddler, and well, he doesn't understand
the importance of the cuddle.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Hot goes in. He takes care of business like business
should be taken care of. He's Bobman Turner over drive,
isn't he? And then is that who he is?

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
And he hoists his way out of town. You got
a problem with it, lady, You ain't getting any more
of the Hoyt. That's right, respect to Hoyt.

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Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
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Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
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Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
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used to do it. This has got to be him.
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shirt off and they can just dress him however they want,
like ken, you know, I mean, I guess that's what
they do, right, I mean? And is there anyone out there?
And I beg of you. I don't often do this,

(01:08:27):
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Ted Bundy was smoking like it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Or he had people he got married in jail.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Well I know, but he had women waiting for him
outside the courthouse and they would, did you that? They
love the same thing with Louis by the way.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
And by the way, shirts sold out one two.

Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
He's raised so much money from people and probably just
the women who were waiting. They would literally you would
line up and wait to get into the courthouse to
see him. The guy is gonna be on death row, ladies. Yeah,
he's getting a federal process. He's got a federal case.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
He's got a beat now right, Yeah, so they're gonna
kill him. So more than likely he's gonna be on
death row. But he's at M d C.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Brooklyn, same jail where Diddy is being held at the moment,
and they're using him to makes a question to sell.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Shirts that begs the question, is Diddy moguling behind closed doors?
Is Diddy reaching out to the Chinese or the Chinese
answering ditty? And did he saying I got a shirtless
guy in my thing here?

Speaker 9 (01:09:42):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Did he know his worries?

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Listen, he goes over, we gotta we gotta freak off
in the cell. Oh, no doubt, we got a freak
off in the cell. And I got man Joan and uh,
he's taking pics shirtless and if you like to buy
them so you could put them in your clothes on
Schian then let's talk turkey. Well, and I think he

(01:10:05):
was talking turkey with the Chinese. Well, did he he's
planning ahead. It'll probably get a year or less after
it's all said and done and get out from the
current charges. Once that eventually happens, I think coming up
in October when he sentenced, time served and everything else.
So yeah, you think he's got the inmates modeling for him.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
I do.

Speaker 6 (01:10:23):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
I think that there's some kind of Luigi Man Joan P.
Diddy like freak off in the cell. So is it
the typical freakof No, because you can't freak off like that.
But what I think you can do is you have
the mogul and you have the hot dude did all
the girls love? And what they do is like they

(01:10:45):
have the people line up and one person goes in,
goes in the cell a jail model, walk yep, and
then they walk out. Then they walk in, then they
walk out and everyone's got heels, walk in, walk out,
walk in, walk out, And then he looks and goes,
who do I have that I can sell to? She
in And what he does is he he takes their bodies,
takes their pictures with their shirts off.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
Out of technology. And here for Sean Holmes, well, Sean
got some stuff, you know, he.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Care of well, no, they take care of him, you know,
and whatever he needs, they they they get it in
there for him.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
Uh you know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
And the thing is is he's in there and he's
sending this stuff. He's facts in it, he's using old
time stuff. But the Chinese are very thrilled with these pictures, Jeff,
and I just think the Chinese are just gonna keep doing,
you know, sex the Chinese.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
They just had a big parade this morning, military did.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
The Chinese, you know, and twenty seven world leaders watched
that parade, didn't Yeah, well, yeah, yeah, I have I
have a problem with Ooon, but it is what it is,
I'll you know, maybe, well it's it's it's a true
thing like that. He actually like affected my life in
a big way. But I will say this, this news

(01:11:58):
story I find rather interesting. Now that we've told you
that there's freak offs in this sill, Now that we've
told you that Diddy's taking pictures of everyone with their
shirt off, now this might make a little more sense.

Speaker 18 (01:12:09):
Lui ju Manngioni sitting in jail in New York City
in Brooklyn.

Speaker 19 (01:12:13):
He seems very aware of and kind of enjoying this
idea that he's become this cultural figure and cult full
hero and uh and seems to be like relishing that.

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Now, I don't mean you stop the hont dog here,
but why do you think he's relishing that?

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
What the hell else is he going to be doing
in there? I mean you have to you know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Just what are you relishing? The attention from the what
crazy women are writing? Hot dudes in jail saying let me,
you know, marry you?

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
It's weird, Lenny? Do you think out there? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
You think if he said, uh, first girl to get
to the prison to I'll marry you think that somebody
would call it run?

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
Are you serious? Box?

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Yeah, there's a lot of depressed, you know, weirdos that
are out there that you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Know, No, they can't they can't be they can't be Biggins.
They have to be they have to be you know,
sexy and Okay, you think he'd have that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
I think he would. I think he'd be shocked.

Speaker 18 (01:13:09):
Wow, we're gonna go through a couple of the highlights
of that. We're not gonna do all twenty seven. You
can see them certainly on the website and here are
some of those that so he likes to sell. Mate
is my cell mate. Jay tolerates the clutter of all
my papers, shares his unique wisdom, and doesn't hesitate to
humble me when I need it.

Speaker 19 (01:13:27):
Oh, yes, he's admitting that maybe he's arrogant every once
in a while.

Speaker 18 (01:13:30):
And what does the humbling mean?

Speaker 9 (01:13:31):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
How is that?

Speaker 10 (01:13:33):
Like?

Speaker 11 (01:13:33):
You know?

Speaker 6 (01:13:34):
And then.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
You know what humbling me?

Speaker 11 (01:13:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
J humbles them j.

Speaker 7 (01:13:41):
J.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
Jake keeps them humble umbles. Jay gives them some humble pie,
all right, every once in a while, you need to
give him some humbleness, all right, Jay, whoever it is,
you know, he likes it. Though he likes he likes
being humbled by Jay. He does he does this one.

Speaker 18 (01:13:58):
I gotta thank the thirty thousand individuals who have come
together to donate.

Speaker 9 (01:14:02):
Over one million dollars my legal fund.

Speaker 18 (01:14:05):
Enabling me to retain a world class defense team across
three concurrent.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
Prosecutions soon dollars campaign to get him out. He's legitimately
a millionaire, and his lawyer's I he's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Not going to get away with it. So he's just
getting all this money. Who knows, God, who knows?

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
You never know? Well, see that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
And if he's got like you know, they're probably going
to try to pick an all male jury. But if
he's i don't know, got six women on the jury,
he's set.

Speaker 9 (01:14:35):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
I was just I was just.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Thinking about it of the premise, like you know, serial
killers for for you know Sheen. I mean, think about it,
Gaysey no shirt, right, Wayne Gaze Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
Gaycy no shirt? Now, I think about it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Rick put Gasey in the clown outfit. They liked making
Polo the clown while he's doing him.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
You know what, And he could be like clowning around
and he could have horn and he can be.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
Like ha ha, it's Sheen's labor days.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
But them, Yeah, but the ladies liked they liked Rocky Ramirez.
They liked him the serial.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
They did like Ricky Ramirez. Yeah, I'm trying to think
of another one. You know, Ted Kaczinski, I mean, you
know he had some issues with the ladies that he Yeah,
he did.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
He was a little bizarre.

Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
I'm just trying to think. I mean, were there any
more fat killers? I mean that's a very rare fine
fat killers. Really yeah, I don't think there are a
lot of fat killers. Now, Yeah, I'm trying to think bt.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
K yeah, BTK. Was he a fat killer? Was he
just a chunky dad?

Speaker 20 (01:15:36):
He was?

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
He was just a normal dad. Yeah, it was you
know the Green River Killer. That was the Gary Ridgeway.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
But he was just another common you know, yeah, run
of the mill kill.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
He was a run of the mill, Arthur whatever from
Arthur Shawcross.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
He was just like a he was just a tubby
old man. I mean, he just liked the Ladies of
the nine.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Yeah, I mean, I'm just I mean, is there a
real legitimate like Willson, Phil like Berkowitz? You know, we'll
have to to look that up.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
If you know, listen eight to eight two four oh
one oh five nine.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
If you can think of fat murderers, please let us
know we're running down. I mean, you know, Pogo the
Clown's the only one that comes to my mind.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
Yeah, what a chat today? I know every day?

Speaker 7 (01:16:22):
Can they put us on the mountain talking text line
at a two eight two four oh one O five nine.
That's a two eight to two four oh one O
five nine.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
There's a saying it's one o five nine the mount
Nashvill's classic RONC, the Rizzo and Jeff Show, And that's
saying is.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
Would you like fries with that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
There's also another saying. It's a much more famous saying,
so would you like some staples with that? And Jeff,
we got staple issues here, and we got people who
are too close minded to even think to even try
staple bread.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Well look this, uh, this is a big story. This
is I can't believe this has like four million views
on TikTok and uh, somebody found staples in the bread
role the roles they have at Texas Roadhouse. Now Texas
Roadhouse is uh, I really enjoy Texas Roadhouse. Now that's

(01:17:20):
the cinnamon cinnamon butter spread kind of thing that you
put on there. Uh whatever it is. Yeah, it's a
cinnamon spread that you put on the rolls there and
then you get you know, you choose your sides. I
always go with like a chili and then whatever else
it is, then you get the steak. So, but I
enjoy Texas Roadhouse. You know, you walk by, when you
go in, they have all the steaks lined up. You

(01:17:40):
decide which one you want.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
It's all a show, all right. You want a steak,
you got an outback or you go to Ruth Chris.
Let me tell you something. It takes a little pricey there.
Let me tell you something, all right, let me let
me lay it down for you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
You see, you can't the blue min onion. You can't.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
You can't just hang your hat on a deep fried
pile of onions.

Speaker 6 (01:18:08):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
You gotta go for a steak, you know, and at
a reasonably priced one. And I'm not talking about the
high end steakhouses, of course I get always you always
get some port local.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
But in your own house, the roadhouse is way mooey
mooe more expensive. Whether you get the New York Strip,
whether you get the fle a you're looking at forty two,
I go down back, get a flight twenty one nine.

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
It's the delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Well then you're not doing the Aussie three course meal
for fourteen ninety nine. No, they see that all the time,
you know. I mean, what's their best steak that they
have there? They got the what a porterhouse?

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
I got the flag the Fla is actually pretty good
and at a two four oh one all five nine.
I love to talk to somebody who you know is
either a fan of Texas Roadhouse or out back?

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
Which one do you think is better?

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
And the reason we're talking about this is because there's
staples that were found in tech this Roadhouse bread and
I'll play this news clip in a second, but Jeff,
I mean the bloomin onion is what makes It's sort
of like going to like what made okay. It's sort
of like going to Olive Garden and not getting the
bread sticks. It's sort of like going to Chili's and

(01:19:16):
not getting in the corner on the cop you have
to have to where whereas Texas Roadhouse isn't known for
anything except some cinnamon bread. And by the way, there's
staples in it. And by the way, they have the
bloom pedals and they.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
Stink okay, But they're the variety of steaks I think
are they have a better variety, you know, like like
I'll get the Dallas flay or something like that, you
know when I go there and I'll get that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
But they have other things too, so you can get
like you know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Can you get meat balls or hamber pork chops, country
fried steak, all kinds of different things at Texas Roadhouse.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
So and I think they have they have a bloomin onion.
I think it's called like the.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Patness blossom it's the it's the black and I'm going
to tell you something. It doesn't have the savory taste,
all right. It doesn't have that yumminess that the bloom does.
It's not yummy.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
Hello. Who's this?

Speaker 11 (01:20:12):
Hey? This is Melvin Melvine.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
What's up? Brother? What are you putting down?

Speaker 21 (01:20:16):
I got the best We got the best steak right
here in Weaiverville. Tommy, Tommy, let me ask.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
You something because again, I like we said, obviously, you know,
we are about supporting local. We were talking about chains
because there's this chain that that found staples in their
bread Tommy, sounds delicious, But does Tommy's have an onion
treat like a blooming onion or a bloom and Tommy.

Speaker 21 (01:20:40):
They got chiller onion rains?

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
So you said, had our butts down to Main Street
and we wereville there and get ourselves for the Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
Melvin, I mean that's passion. That's passion. Do you like
Outback or Texas Roadhouse?

Speaker 5 (01:20:58):
You know what.

Speaker 21 (01:20:59):
I've only been only I've only been once to each
one of them. But Tommy, Tommy, it is hard to beat. Forever. Thanks,
they're really good, really good restaurant.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Now, now do you go over to, uh, did you
snag the old breakfast over there at Tommy's your breakfast?

Speaker 21 (01:21:15):
Guy, I'll go to wagon wheel in the uh in
the Mars Hill wagon wheel wagon.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Will you're a wagon wheeler?

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Yes, sir, oh man, so is baby and she's a
big wagon wheeler.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
That's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
Oh my goodness, Well, Melvin, I I I appreciate it.
I hope that you know you have a good day
and thank you for reaching out.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
Hopefully your day gets better. We uh, yeah, we appreciate you. Listen.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
Uh, you know, let's play the news story. Let's let
people think about it. But this is really the crux
of the conversation.

Speaker 9 (01:21:47):
A post with.

Speaker 22 (01:21:48):
More than a million views on TikTok captures the attention
of a local health department. On Wednesday, a woman said
her family found staples baked into the bread they received
at the text this Roadhouse and Wallpole. The social media
post included images of the impacted food.

Speaker 16 (01:22:06):
And mid bite, my sister's like, oh, like, there's something
hard in here.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
So my mom takes the buns to inspect it.

Speaker 13 (01:22:11):
We open the buns to find staples.

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
We find staples like baked into the bread.

Speaker 22 (01:22:17):
Texas Roadhouse tells Boston twenty five News the Health Department
visited the store today and there are report states there
are no signs of physical contamination in the restaurant, including
the bread and kitchen areas. The company has been in
contact with the impacted guests.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
Yeah, that's cool, and that makes no sense about how
staples gott What are they trying to say?

Speaker 6 (01:22:39):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
I think the manager, one of the managers there, had
said that when they open the bag of I guess
the dough or whatever it might have been, that there's
staples that hold the bag together, and I guess when
they opened the bag, maybe some popped off and went
into the dough. So when they go to they got
to do it or whoever it was, and make it
that that was part of the reasoning why.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
All right, Well, I'm glad I can at least finish
this and tell you the truth. Let me lay a
truth bumb on you. As a former pizza man for
two days, three days.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
I can.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
I can certainly tell you that as a pizza man,
I know that a dough bag Pillsbury, which is the
main brand of the knockoff brand, which is Dillsbury. Yeah, yeah,
you know, yeah, Poresbury. So anyway, uh they come uh
you know, they come sealed and there's one stable in

(01:23:35):
the middle. So if he is to be believed, do
you know what because I've opened I've opened up a Pillsbury,
I've opened up a Pete, I've opened up a dough bag.
Don't tell me that you got all these stables in
your dough bags. I know your dough bags. Tell me
I don't know the dough bags. I'll show you a
dough bag. We are a couple of dough bags.

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
Go get Dom Papino and Full Red and tell me
about the staples.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Listen, all right, here's the deal. Nothing's gonna stop me
from going to Texas Roadhouse, Hendersonville Road.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
I'm gonna be there. Okay. I don't care what's in
your dough bags. Okay, I don't care. If I don't care,
I don't care if the manager is a dope bag,
I don't care. Give me that steak, baby, all right?

Speaker 9 (01:24:14):
Age with a mountain call us text as ended, you're
really creative.

Speaker 7 (01:24:18):
Both the mountain talking text line A two eight two
four oh one oh five nine.

Speaker 9 (01:24:23):
That's a two eight two four oh one oh five
nine one o.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Five nine twent five nine in the Mountain Ashville's clasagrintha
Rizzo and did Jeff show regarding arrogance.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
The most arrogant human being on earth. If you were
to ask me, I don't know.

Speaker 16 (01:24:40):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
Before yes, well, and actually before four forty this morning,
I would have said it was this man, a big, fat,
cry sixty year old Brendan Fraser who got an eight

(01:25:06):
minute standing ovation.

Speaker 9 (01:25:07):
God, it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
Just wouldn't end. No, I think it was over fifteen minutes.
I don't think it was fifteen, do you? I think so.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
I think it went on for like fifteen minutes when
he had got it for fifteen oh four, fifteen oh
four for his movie The Way, Well, The Well, And
it could have been eight It doesn't matter. It should
no standing ovation should be longer than forty five seconds
to a minute, but at all? But so he does
you know that the movie The Whale a couple of
years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
Oh, it was about a fat I think he was
a fat gay guy who had a daughter and he
wanted to teach her about life before he died. And
it was like, okay, like it's decent, but like, should
he be getting all these accolades it was weird. Now,
this was at the Venice Film Festival where that happened
for him. So it went on for And the problem
when you when you start things like that is you

(01:25:58):
set a precedential things you do. So now is everybody
gonna get a forever standing ovation for stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
Here's what it is. It's special.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
So for example, it's people you don't think like, if
you were to ask me the two last people on
earth that would get a standing ovation for their acting
and theatrics, I'd probably say Brendan Fraser in The Rock.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Well, that's part of the problem here because the Rock
who uh, by the way, scare people because he lost
a bunch of muscle and lost some weight, which is fine.
He's done wrestling, so he doesn't need to be juice
to the max here. He's gonna focus on Move's got
a fifteen minute standing ovation for you know, his new

(01:26:41):
movie that's gonna be coming out and a fifteen minute
standing ovation at the same film festival. The movie is
gonna be called The Smashing Machine. Oh my god, So
what's he do go around punching machines? I used a
being up for refrigerators and computers. I don't know too
much about the movie, but I guess is getting a
lot of Oscar buzz.

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
So I guess, so am I I mean, who's getting
Oscar buzz? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
I guess he's a you know, he's a former amateur wrestler.
He turned he's turned an m M a fighter, all right,
So go ahead, former amateur wrestler turns to a fighter, right,
and uh, he received one of the largest standing ovations.

Speaker 17 (01:27:23):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
Since you know that's happened with Brendan Frasier, I think
it is the longest standing amazing right, So I mean,
just a little clip of this, and this is what
I don't understand about, Like I just here he's crying,
and he's crying. Here he goes and he's standing there,
he's clapping for himself. Hold on, Brendan Fraser was crying,

(01:27:47):
So I guess they just keep crying.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
I'll wait till they cut it off and cut into
the Access Hollywood again.

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
Hold on, what's this about again?

Speaker 4 (01:28:02):
A fighter?

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
Former amateur wrestler turned MMA fighter. The guy's name was
Mark Kerr. And I guess it's uh, you know, it's
based on a true story, so yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
It's just and then they took him on a gondologue.

Speaker 16 (01:28:15):
To work on a deeper project like this one, and
noting how he typically has been pigeonholes in Hollywood, Blockbusters, pigeonholes.

Speaker 23 (01:28:22):
I think it's it's more about me and I what
I mean by that is just internally and I have
for a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
Oh my god, he's got glad. I wanted.

Speaker 6 (01:28:34):
This.

Speaker 23 (01:28:35):
And you know, we have talked, the three of us
have talked for a very long time about you know,
when you're in Hollywood, as we all know, and it
had become about box office, and you chase the box office,
and the box office in our business that we know
is very loud, and it can be very resounding, and

(01:28:56):
it could push you into a into a into a uh,
into a category and into a corner.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
And who the hell is this guy? Okay, but wait,
I want to get to you. Yeah, yes, who is
this man speaking?

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
That's not the rock? Okay, it's not the rock. Somebody
by the way during that yelled, can you smell what
the rock is cooking? So he's not going to escape it.
But you don't want to be pushed into a corner.
Yet the exact role that you're doing is.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Pushing you into the corner that you're in.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
And you know if you're fur And again, I just
wanted him to get to the end of the answer.

Speaker 23 (01:29:29):
And this is your lane, and this is what you do,
and this is what people want you to be, and
this is what Hollywood wants you to be.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
And yeah, Joe Brownie and I understood that.

Speaker 23 (01:29:43):
And I made those movies and I liked them and
they were fund and some made what is it really
good and did well muscular movies.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
What's happened to this man, this man is real, is
that he went Brendan free This.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
He went Frazer, went brend he went cry baby.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
He came back along as the monologue here, He came
back to the WWE for like a little bit and
started a storyline that just went nowhere, and he just disappeared.
It was so so very bizarre. I become Brendan Fraser.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
So I'm going to skip ahead a minute, because he
then continues for another minute and then this is the
end of his answer.

Speaker 23 (01:30:21):
Tap into the stuff that I want to tap into,
and I have a place finally to put all this
stuff that I've experienced in the past that I've shied
away from being scared to go deep and intense and
raw until now, until I had this opportunity to do this.

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
Oh god, he is he is you know what he
is a whim. I would fight him now, I would
fight him now, Rocky, Right, what happened?

Speaker 3 (01:30:52):
What happened to the rudy pooh monkey crap you BRONI guy.
What happened to the smurs? But the problem is going
on with it?

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
He wants to escapeboard them going to It's like it's
like the it's like the Rkle situation.

Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
It's you're forever screwed.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
It's like if you're if you're Carlton from the Fresh Prince,
you could always try to do Dancing with the Stars,
but everybody's gonna ask you to do the Carlton dance.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
That's there's something you could do about it.

Speaker 6 (01:31:16):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
The only one who actually successfully made it out, I
think was uh, you know James Avery, who was uncle
phil or Carl Winslow, which is Reginald Bell Johnson two
very prolific, uh you know uh.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
Stars, Oh yeah, yeah, big times. Yeah, Oh Rockey your friendly.

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Speaker 7 (01:32:09):
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Speaker 9 (01:32:15):
Can't we just tell him to go to eight to
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Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
I was watching yesterday. They said, uh, they said, uh, Trump,
did you did you hear that you were dead over
the weekend?

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
Does everybody trying to make them look dead and and
all that?

Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
It's weird? He said, what are you talking about? He
said no? He said, Uh, what do you say?

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
He said, I, Uh, I don't do a press conference
for a few days, and you think I'm dead?

Speaker 3 (01:32:48):
He said.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
Biden did new a press conference for a year or so.
A uh well, speaking of being older, let's talk about
Bill Belichick. As we saw, he got undressed by TCU
on Monday for his big debut forty eight to fourteen.
But you know, I don't think that that was and

(01:33:10):
people are gonna be having a keen eye on this rizzo, okay,
because yes, did E Goo viral that he got the
breaks beat off? I'm sure, But they noticed that Jordan Hudson,
who's twenty four years old, who has I guess unofficially
become the face of the program of UNC.

Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
Was spotted chatting it up during the game on the
sideline with him, okay about what plays.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Look, I don't know what had happened, but so they scored.
You know, we saw that they scored, so UNC scored.
A quick ESPN cut to her beaming on the sidelines, okay,
and then you know they had a thing of her
in the VIP suite and then talking to him him.

Speaker 3 (01:34:00):
Am I not sorry, I'm sorry. I don't mean to
cut you off. I really don't. But it's storing the game.
I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
But was not the agreement that she wasn't on the
in the that she's not in the complex.

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
I think was that I'm just asking, was that it is?
What are you gonna tell her?

Speaker 1 (01:34:18):
And you're gonna say no, I'm giving you ten million
dollars a year, you fat frump?

Speaker 6 (01:34:24):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
You you you pervert? Grandpa? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
That that's that is in a relationship with somebody who
could be your granddaughter. Well pervert, So you are not
going to bring your granddaughter, I mean girlfriend into the complex?

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
Well, I you know, I think it was.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
It was during the game, right, Uh so then right after,
right after that conversation, heard down there wearing these blue
long blue pants, I don't just an awkward outfit, just weird,
and then uh, excuse me, Then after that suit is
hut and then right after that is when boom the
world came undone for UNC and it all fell apart.

(01:35:01):
But it's like literally they were getting ready for a
kickoff and he's on the sideline just chatting it up.

Speaker 3 (01:35:08):
From what I understand in this could be rumor, I
do of my sources inside U n C. Word has
it that she passed gas and uh he's probably into it.
He's into it. Nobody else is it crossed out?

Speaker 5 (01:35:27):
The team.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
The team was like, oh my God, I can't focus.
Nobody can focus.

Speaker 11 (01:35:31):
What you need?

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
What is it? Barbecue? Barbecue Chapel Hill? Yeah, what is
it up there? They a lot of quene.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
Wah yeah, you know, I know. So now this is
what you're gonna get when you watch the games. It's
her in the VIP suite, her on the sideline. Get
off of the side, now, go.

Speaker 3 (01:35:53):
Away, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
Nobody's the wife or husband joins him at their job anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Any think of any NFL head coach, any college coach
who has their wives or girlfriends on the sideline.

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
Imagine imagine if I brought baby hands in her every
day or or vice versa. I mean, I mean, come on,
like I I it's it's cool for a visit once
in a while, but like like I'm at.

Speaker 3 (01:36:13):
Work, yeah you know what I mean, Like I'm the
worst job. But this is a job.

Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
You don't bring anybody to your jobs? Who does that?
Bring your girlfriend to work day?

Speaker 1 (01:36:23):
Well, I mean, you know again once or twice a year,
that's fine, but like, you know, other than other than
my boy Todd. Uh, you know, I don't. I don't
know who comes back. You know, it's it's it's weird,
just leave her. It's icky. She it's like they walk
around together. He looks like Grandpa Saurus.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
What it is is that they're you know, they hear
all the chatter, and she hears it and she doesn't care,
so she wants to stick it into your face. By
the hear the chatter. You know, not his probably, but
you hear the chatter. And that's why she's showing up
out there and doing she must march around that campus.
Oh my god, she owns the spot. Yeah, and it's

(01:37:02):
gotta be awkward. This is not gonna end well, it's
not gonna end.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
No, he's gonna get fired. They're gonna like break up.
She's gonna take him for half of what he's got.
She's gotta get it. She's dupid, she's she's gonna have
to get married. He won't pren up because he's in
puppy love. So you know what, he's not gonna preen
up because he is in puppy love. Yeah, he is,
and he's you know what he's gonna she's gonna take

(01:37:25):
him for half of everything he's ever ever three times
over her age, like it took him seventy years to
accomplish what he's accomplished, and she's gonna take it all.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
Yeah, you watch, We've seen these stories unfold before, Billy boy,
and then what you get and then you know, and
he's all upset about it. You know, she's gonna do
the worst thing an ex girlfriend can do. He was
small and then.

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Yo, I hate that and I hate that he was small.

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
And then she gets with Tom Brady and goes, yeah, guys,
you know he's big.

Speaker 3 (01:38:00):
Guys. You know, And when the ex girlfriend tells everybody,
it was the first thing that they say, and you
couldn't get it done. It's the first thing they say.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
And then that is what tarnishes his legacy, does he
played small ball?

Speaker 3 (01:38:13):
Hey, shrimp bage, what.

Speaker 9 (01:38:16):
Are we still doing this? The JNN is on your
radio now.

Speaker 3 (01:38:20):
The mouse right. So the House Oversight Committee released over
thirty three thousand pages of Epstein documents amid you know
that what they want to push for transparency.

Speaker 16 (01:38:32):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
Part of that release as well.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
Was the minute that was missing, okay from all from
the minute that was missing from the video that was
by his jail cell that night.

Speaker 3 (01:38:46):
So they said, all right, what was the minute? Nothing
there to see, nothing to see, nothing to see and
they scrubbed.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
It and they said that there was at Jesse Smilette
tape there. They're saying that ninety seven percent of the
documents received from the dem we're already public. There's no
mention of any client list or anything that improves the
transparency for for justice for the victims. Now, I think
I think it is today where a bunch of the

(01:39:13):
victims are gonna be h victims of Epstein are going
to rally on the capitol today.

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
So we're we're gonna see that happening.

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
Can you imagine having enough victims that you rally the
capital this morning? I'm just saying, can you imagine having
enough victims that that you that they can rally the
Capitol's discussed. It's discussing, That's what I'm saying. Like, I mean,
think about it. He has enough victims that they can
rally at the capitol. That's like a Sandusky victim, you
know what I mean. There's so many victims that they

(01:39:43):
can rally the capital.

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
He's just.

Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
They're all going to speak, So what happening. They're going
to hold a press conference at ten thirty this morning
and they're all going to be speaking there. So I
think there's gonna be ten of the survivors are going
to talk survivors of this so uh, you know, some
hundred survivors are expected at the rally. Uh, but I
think ten are going to speak out at the press

(01:40:07):
conferences they have out there. So that's a much see TV.
I gotta tell you it is a ten thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
I know, and they have that what's this almost survive.
I'm not gonna get up. I'm also have a child.
Child will Beyonce. That's it. They're gonna put Beyonce today. Huh,
it's it. It's gonna be a ten thirty. You watch. Huh.

Speaker 7 (01:40:29):
All right, we've asked them to stop, but they just
keep making it worse. Jeff News that worked or as
you might not the JNN, it's on your radio.

Speaker 6 (01:40:38):
Out ten.

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
And finally, we got to protect our seniors when it
comes to romance scams. Okay, now, Bill, especially when you're
in your eighties, okay, and when you're in your eighties,
these are the things that happened, and you you fall
for romance scams like this.

Speaker 3 (01:40:57):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
A woman fell for a romance scam after a guy
claimed he was an astronaut and he said that his
spaceship was under attack and he was low on oxygen

(01:41:18):
and for and for him to get more oxygen. The
cost of oxygen was sixty seven hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:41:27):
So he has space and he's losing oxygen. But he
intexts her and tell her that he needs out. Where
are they going to get the oxygen? Yes, he asked
if she'd float of enough cash to buy more two
there she agreed and sent around sixty seven hundred dollars
so that he could get enough oxygen as his spaceship

(01:41:48):
which was under attack. By the way, he didn't say
didn't say home, didn't say home.

Speaker 2 (01:41:56):
Uh, And she sent over in her eighty sixty seven
hundred dollars so he could buy oxygen. So so she
was scammed.

Speaker 3 (01:42:04):
Bat I'm sorry, I'm I'm sorry. That is the best.
That's one of the best.

Speaker 1 (01:42:09):
That is the best romance scam I have ever heard.
And you know what, I feel bad for that woman,
But whoever came up with that story is by far
the best scammer in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:42:22):
And I want you to keep being you well, he
they keep being you man.

Speaker 2 (01:42:27):
Look well over time of course that he had, you know,
built a little relationship with her online. Don't let your
grandmam online, by the way, so you know that's just it.
You can't over over eighty. Uh you gotta we gotta
double check your drivers.

Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
How well, way, what's her name? Did she did they
give her her name?

Speaker 6 (01:42:46):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:42:47):
No, they did not give her name. Of course. Would
you want your name?

Speaker 2 (01:42:50):
I mean, I gotta tell you out on this poppy.
So that's a shame to be now for that amount
of money, and uh is it?

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (01:42:58):
Though?

Speaker 3 (01:42:59):
Is it? What do you got to do?

Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
You say, listen, I fell for this thing where I
fell in love with an astronaut whose spaceship was.

Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
Under under attack and he was running low on oxygen,
so he was getting an oxygen delivery to space. Yeah,
for sixty seven hundred, seven hundred dollars. I had to
tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
He should listen. He needs to just stay doing what
he's doing. I I appreciate good comedy, and you know
what he's doing. He's laughing away as he's doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
He knows.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
He's like, what is the most ridiculous thing I can
come up with? I've been talking to this lady for
three months and then you nail her with that one
and you got you could have told her anything only
kind of wont her number.

Speaker 1 (01:43:38):
I'll give it back. I want to come up with
something crazy. Yeah, just you know what, I'm a finger
pum the tier.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
Right, I'm not happy. I'm not happy with uh, you know,
I don't know my hands. I want elephant holves. You know,
I'd like elephant hoolves. Clap around in and sure.

Speaker 7 (01:43:59):
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Speaker 10 (01:44:04):
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Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
It is one of five nine in Mount Nashville's classic
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Speaker 3 (01:44:14):
And Uh, I gotta tell you it is time for
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little zazzle. Are you ready for the razzle dazzle? Jeff? Yeah?
Oh yeah yeah. I ask you about it all the time.
You say, what do we do? Come up in the
razzle daz only do it every hour of the show?

Speaker 6 (01:44:32):
Please?

Speaker 3 (01:44:33):
Do you want to do it every hour? Should we
do it?

Speaker 20 (01:44:36):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
You know, we'll do the j and n the razzle dazzle,
and then we'll do something silly like a dance thing.

Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
No, we won't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
And then if you know, we'll do the razzle, dazzle
j and n Then we'll do the dazzle razzle, you know,
and then we'll just every any iteration we could think of,
it will do and that'll get things going forever.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
Well, what if we do the Jazzle, which is a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:44:57):
Between jazz news, the latest in jazz you know what, Yes,
jazz the latest in jazz news. All right, per oh,
I love.

Speaker 7 (01:45:08):
From Tinseltown to the eight to eight and beyond. It's
time on the Rizzo and Jeff Show. All the things
that are not fit to print, talk about, mentioned, discuss
or frankly that important, but somehow find their way here
of course.

Speaker 9 (01:45:20):
Sorry man, yes, Jeff can't stand it either. Time for
Rizzo's on amount.

Speaker 3 (01:45:26):
Sorry, here's the Miles Davis minute.

Speaker 6 (01:45:32):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:45:32):
All jokes aside, that actually would be really funny. If
you did jazz news it sucked like every day.

Speaker 2 (01:45:39):
Well it's I'm pretty sure it all stinks, so, uh
you know, all.

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
Right, So a couple of things, uh, you know, I
will tell you that you can't you can't have toilet
trouble and you cannot have toilet trouble on an airplane
that's that's big nobueno, Jeff, toilet trouble on an airplane
is a big no boy.

Speaker 3 (01:46:01):
That happened to me one time plane.

Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
It was a of course Spirit Airlines flight. Ah, and
it was you know, you have a few beers beforehand
before you're gonna go, and then we got on it
and then the flight is only you know, down to
whatever Tampa was at two hours. But still it's a
long time after you've been drinking some beers. You know
what I did, m I'm gonna tell you this that
I never told you this.

Speaker 3 (01:46:24):
No, I don't think you did. I went into my
luggage underneath. You've never told me this, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
I went into my luggage underneath under there because I
always when I bring a carry on, just some extra
shirts and stuff just in case something happens they lose
your luggage. I took the T shirt and I tucked
it into my crotch in my pants like a diaper,
and I tunk a tankle because I really.

Speaker 3 (01:46:45):
Want to go, and I cut a hole anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:46:47):
Yeah, because the bathrooms weren't working or something wrong with
the bathrooms.

Speaker 3 (01:46:50):
What a Spirit flight? Did you get rid of the shirt?

Speaker 2 (01:46:52):
Well, eventually I you know when I got off, when
I was about to get off the plane, I took
it out, Oh my god, and then you know, put
it in there and it weren't perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:47:00):
Nobody was none the why.

Speaker 6 (01:47:02):
It was like a.

Speaker 3 (01:47:02):
Diaper, so it didn't spread anywhere at anything. Everything A full
goal yeah, a full grown up girl. It was a goal.
It wow. You know you have those beards before the plane.
It's always a big mistake.

Speaker 1 (01:47:16):
Yeah, yeah, it is, because it hits you halfway through
and then you know, then you Yeah. So I had
to say a little trick in case you have to
put yourself on a plane, all right, well, or you
could just do this of.

Speaker 24 (01:47:27):
Course, has been a flight to remember for passengers on
board a Virgin Airlines plane from Barley to Brisbane with
all toilets on board breaking down. Let's go live to
nine Queens and reported then tell us how long with
the passengers without a loop?

Speaker 20 (01:47:46):
Yeah, good morning everyone, just to talk about your breakfast
on a Saturday morning. Though, were without the toilets for
around an hour and forty five minutes, nearly two hours.
And this is on a flight from Bari to Brisbane.
I cannot understate that enough. Bari to Brisbane without without
toilets for two hours.

Speaker 3 (01:48:02):
Now, what was the solution.

Speaker 20 (01:48:04):
Basically they gave them the old dad on a road
trip to the kids. We're making great time. Use this
bottle basically with both of those toilets out of commission.

Speaker 1 (01:48:12):
Now, so they basically what they told them to pee
in a bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
Okay with that, Well, obviously they don't know the diaper trick.

Speaker 3 (01:48:22):
Well, they don't know that. They don't know Jeff's diaper trick, right,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:48:26):
I gotta tell you, though, that is a beautiful You
have never told me that in like twelve whe in
like twelve years.

Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
It was so many years ago. I don't think about
it often to even like bring it up by this heard.
That's a miraculous idea.

Speaker 1 (01:48:42):
It's a wonderful idea, and it worked out, you know, beautifully, swimmingly.

Speaker 3 (01:48:51):
I didn't know that you had such ingenuity. I'm a
guy for when it constant anything going to the bathroom. Wow,
that's good, you know what I mean. I avoid the
porter party at all costs. Oh, yes you do, Yes
you do, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (01:49:03):
Charles Alistair Cheese May Scott for chunky Cheese was arrested yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:49:08):
No, no, this was before. This is a month ago
that this happened. Well, with the actual body cam video
of them going, yeah, of them going into the Chucky
Cheese and getting them.

Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
All we saw in the news story was him outside
by the police car. But the actual bodycam is how I.

Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
Wanted was to see the actual arrest, and so I
have it here. But here's the problem. Children scream non stop.
It's so sad. Oh man, we're gonna deteaen the mouse.

Speaker 25 (01:49:38):
See if we are do it.

Speaker 26 (01:49:40):
I want you to show down and ask.

Speaker 3 (01:49:43):
You all right now, I want you to pay attention
to these two little girls here who are playing with
Charles Cheese. I don't resist. They're not resist. Don't let

(01:50:08):
your children are staring at that. Let your hands got.

Speaker 26 (01:50:17):
He's resisting arrest. He's as the kader steering up alright
here you go.

Speaker 4 (01:50:35):
Stop you're screaming at him.

Speaker 25 (01:50:49):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:50:49):
And they walked the guy out to the car, and
I with the man with the with the head on.
So you think Chucky Cheese is getting arrested.

Speaker 6 (01:50:58):
Right right?

Speaker 2 (01:50:58):
So they never yeah, they never took the helmet out
till they got him out there. But he began to resist.
He did begin and in front of the children. In
front of the children.

Speaker 7 (01:51:07):
Really, no, I'm not reading this. I'm not reading this. Uh,
it's time for the news you may have missed.

Speaker 9 (01:51:12):
They did this. Fine, it's time to dazzle on the
Rizzin Joe show.

Speaker 1 (01:51:17):
Now finally, sometimes you know, people get arrested, but sometimes
cops do too. Here was a cop responding to a call,
and uh, he was drunk as a skunk.

Speaker 3 (01:51:30):
I mean, this guy could you couldn't even understand him.

Speaker 1 (01:51:33):
He was like wobbling and falling down and uh, you know,
they called the cops again, and they were like, what's
going on with this guy?

Speaker 3 (01:51:41):
You call the cops for help, you get a drunk cop,
and then you got to call the cops on the
drunk cop that came to help you.

Speaker 1 (01:51:46):
Because they were like, I don't know what's going on.
He's like, I don't know what's going on, and he's
like I don't either. I mean, it's crazy, okay, nothing
now nothing looks.

Speaker 3 (01:51:57):
As their He was just standing in the streets. He
just stands in the street and stares at him. On
August twenty, Oh my god, Bridge, hold on, it's out here.
We go that their drunk door was wide open.

Speaker 7 (01:52:10):
So the couple who so identify them as mister Brand
and missus Lewis.

Speaker 3 (01:52:15):
Why would they why would they want to be Mister.

Speaker 16 (01:52:17):
Brandon appeared to be staggering and as he was walking
up to.

Speaker 3 (01:52:21):
Us, dispatch and express he's why he's stumbling over and
the cop. I just want him to say, I don't
even know what's going on.

Speaker 10 (01:52:29):
Man.

Speaker 6 (01:52:29):
They say he's strug crazy. Communicate with them.

Speaker 9 (01:52:35):
That's when they made another call.

Speaker 3 (01:52:37):
Here it is and he's just he's in the street.
I don't really know what's going on.

Speaker 12 (01:52:44):
I'm not sure either.

Speaker 3 (01:52:48):
He's yeah, unless he was honest with it, I don't
know what's going on. I'm not sure either.

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Speaker 1 (01:53:05):
In it is one of five nine to mount nationalis Gleaza,
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that time, Jeff time for things that didn't make the show.
It means that it's almost time to go. Doesn't it
make you sound Nope, you don't done hanging out?

Speaker 7 (01:53:20):
Oh yeah, wizzon't you have tried to do their work
today but just couldn't quite get it done. So here's
where they try to cram it all in at the end.
It's what didn't make the.

Speaker 9 (01:53:30):
Show on one oh five nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:53:32):
All right, the first thing is, uh, a man tried
to kill his roommate. I give them points for trying
to kill his roommate. I I'm gonna take away points
for the approach and the damage is caused and the
lives that this guy put at risk. He could have
just went in there and killed his roommate, but instead

(01:53:53):
he decided that he would go about it this way.

Speaker 27 (01:53:55):
New for You at noon. A man is in jail
after reportedly lighting an apartment on fire to try rye
and kill his roommates. Ory Kenny police arrested fifty five
year old Jake Lukowski on Sunday after firefighters responded to
the complex on West Flint Lake Drive. One roommate told
police they believe Lukowski started the fire because they didn't
intend on renewing their lease, leaving nowhere to live. Heaven's

(01:54:18):
officers found Lacosky, who tried to run from police before
crashing his car. He remains in jail, charged with three
counts of attempted murder and arson.

Speaker 1 (01:54:27):
By the way, that was Officer McCloskey. Okay, far officer.

Speaker 3 (01:54:31):
Mcloy to just go get another lease somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
Or why didn't you just use your station issued pistol
and say it was an accident. You just you know,
stopped lighting lam buildings on the place that's looking for roommates.

Speaker 3 (01:54:44):
I mean, why can't you live on your own? Dude?

Speaker 1 (01:54:46):
What do you mean even a thousand dollars a year
if you don't bro get yourself an apartment, your thirty
six year old.

Speaker 3 (01:54:51):
Man, Wow, I gotta tell you that's all right, you know,
my goodness gracious? All right, So I wish I had
some room save money. Me too, man, me too. I
wish I could have ten do.

Speaker 7 (01:55:08):
The work today, but just couldn't quite get it done.
So here's where they try to cram it all in
at the end. It's what didn't make the show on
one five nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:55:17):
All right, So, uh this is interesting, Uh this is
this has to do with uh, well, I'll let you
hear the first part.

Speaker 25 (01:55:24):
Turns out it was just a male who was deaf
and didn't speak English or read English.

Speaker 3 (01:55:29):
Now, what what would that sound like to you?

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
Because it was actually a really interesting story in the
city of Pittsburgh.

Speaker 3 (01:55:35):
Okay, so read English or speak English? Yeah, he didn't.
He didn't do that. I don't know all right, So,
uh in in the middle of June. I think it
was either a manderin or Vietnamese man showed up in Pittsburgh.
They don't know how. They don't know why. Nobody in

(01:55:56):
Pittsburgh could find anyone to speak to him. Vietnam ease,
whatever the language is, we'll find out in a second.
But the point is is he was this mysterious man
that's just sat there and nobody would talk to him,
nobody would help him, nobody.

Speaker 1 (01:56:10):
Could give him it. So they just started driving by
giving him food and drinks. He was just like the
local homeless guy. But he wasn't homeless. He was just
trying to go home.

Speaker 3 (01:56:19):
But here's the thing, nobody could speak his language.

Speaker 5 (01:56:23):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:56:24):
The police eventually we're like, who is this Vietnamese man
that's just moved into Pittsburgh Square.

Speaker 3 (01:56:29):
Okay, so they finally do the right thing. What was
this September first?

Speaker 25 (01:56:36):
So it just turned out he just needed help to
get on a bus back to really the New York
eventually to Montreal. Austin Kiso hooked his phone up to
do an internet hotspot and then from there we called
the translator line and we're able to finally basically boil
it down to that he didn't have any cash and
he needed a way out, and his bags were missing,

(01:56:56):
so they were up in New York. So we got
him to New York simply us own bank card, by
the guy ticket. We're supposed to be good men, good
men helping other good men.

Speaker 3 (01:57:03):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:04):
So basically he got robbed on his way from Montreal
to New York. His bags were thrown about, he has
no cash, and he was speaking in a language I
believe it was, uh yeah, okay, it was Mandarin, and
nobody knew and nobody knew how, and uh you know,
he just sat there, yeah, for months and months and

(01:57:24):
months with nothing, no money, and people just gave him
food and high fives. He was like a celebrity food
and high fives and he had nothing the whole time.
And all they needed to do was call the translator
line and figure out the language.

Speaker 3 (01:57:35):
Yeah, there's a translator line. Well that that is is
the thing like I was at.

Speaker 1 (01:57:41):
It's funny you say that because I might bring this
back tomorrow because I've never heard of a translator line
like you know.

Speaker 3 (01:57:47):
I mean, I don't know. We could call Bell South,
but I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:57:50):
I don't want to call bell South for anything. We
didn't have phones for him for nine months, for nine
months to the Bell South.

Speaker 7 (01:57:58):
Don't tried to do their work today, but just couldn't
quite get it done.

Speaker 9 (01:58:02):
So here's where they try to cram it all in.

Speaker 6 (01:58:03):
At the end.

Speaker 9 (01:58:04):
It's what didn't make the show on one O five
nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:58:07):
All right, So if you remember not to light anything
on fire, you remember to be if there's a random
Asian man that shows up in your town called your
translator line. The last thing you need to remember is
that if you're a TV man and you want to
do some bigfoot silliness, I'm talking to you. Malachi. Malachi's
abandoned us. He went to the big time.

Speaker 11 (01:58:29):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:58:29):
I think that he's he's on He's PM Drive, He's
big Time.

Speaker 2 (01:58:33):
Yeah, I think that's five new kids. Yeah, he went
on a little later, Malachy. So he's got time for us.
So the weather n well, it's the weather. You know,
we can thanks Malachi, we can check our phones. You
can check our phone.

Speaker 3 (01:58:45):
AnyWho. This is the last thing you shouldn't do, and
that's make imitations.

Speaker 8 (01:58:50):
Well, this feast competitors in the US have certainly got
some big shoes to fill. This is a great story,
they say, participating the Big Calling contest. It was such
a thing you could do an impression. Well, I get
nervous when I do the bigfoot because you know, it
does strange things to people, especially in my.

Speaker 24 (01:59:12):
Oh my god, it sounds like they've eaten something bad
than not before.

Speaker 1 (01:59:16):
Okay, what see that? Varin is the problem? Okay, you're
a TV newsman. You think you're funny. You know, you
got the cute newsgirl next to you. You think you're gonna
impress her, and you bring what kind of man makes.

Speaker 2 (01:59:31):
He's done the impression before. Yeah, so that's why she said, Oh,
well you could do the impression. So now he's an
impression guy. Now he's Jim. He's Jim Carrey. When he's
in the building, everybody looks to him for the lighthearted
moment when they really are just hoping to run him
over in the parking lot.

Speaker 3 (01:59:51):
Oh, you hurt, that's why I back off.

Speaker 9 (01:59:59):
That's like the eight something bad to not go for.

Speaker 7 (02:00:01):
You're really creative both The Mountain Talking text line a
two eight two four oh one oh five nine.

Speaker 6 (02:00:07):
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Speaker 10 (02:00:08):
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