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September 4, 2025 119 mins
BTO ME!! BTO! Nothing like it! You're right about that statement! Struttin around to start the day to BACHMAN TURNER OVERDRIVE! They were just some of the texts that came in to start the show off today...Now let's get to Opening Audio...An Indianapolis bankruptcy attorney is suing Meta, the parent company of Facebook, because his Facebook pages keep getting suspended. And the trouble is all tied to the lawyer's name: Mark Zuckerberg...A Mark...Sit on it and twist...A sassy seamstress didn't want an ugly baby for him and his partner...A man that smells like a rodent was bitten twice in one day by a rattlesnake...A senior man was arrested for assault after he was accused of spraying a couple in the face with bug spray outside a Publix...A Japanese beverage maker is tapping the Australian market with a locally produced ready-to-drink tipple originating in Japan....Bruce Willis Reportedly 'Going Downhill Fast' As He No Longer Knows 'Some Faces'...Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce plan to tie the knot in Rhode Island...Andy Richter will be joining Dancing With The Stars...All of the other contestants should quit right now...Prize winners who landed $5k every week for life are left in a ‘nightmare’ situation as funds disappear amid bankruptcy filing...A child briefly went missing from a Sydney daycare after a grandfather mistakenly took home the wrong child...A man who said he caught two women trying to steal his family's belongings on New Smyrna Beach filmed the whole thing on his cellphone camera...Powerball jackpot jumps to $1.7B after another night without a big winner...You know Denzel Washington?  No, you don't.  Because you've been saying his name wrong all these years. It's not "den-ZEL"...It's "DEN-zuhl"...A new study found people who take their phone to the bathroom are 46% more likely to have hemorrhoids...When you are done mailing off your Cologuard you can listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show.






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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is one of five ninety Mount Nashville's classic rock
the Razilian Jeff Shaw.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I believe Todd already texted it in. Uh he did,
he said BTO. I replied back, nothing like it. He says,
you are totally correct on that statement. Yes you Todd.
We're with you, brother. Everyone believe another text came in
bt O me.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Well, ladies and gentlemen, that Bachman turner over drives if
you didn't know, as if you didn't know, all right,
that's how we get going in the morning. Just favorite tunage, bro.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
That's right, Riz.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
So I'm glad you guys are learning that when you
hear BTO, you know that there's gonna be a wit
a wacky crazy show. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, that's it. That's the that's the trigger warning.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Okay, listen, we got a lot coming your on the
show today, but I gotta tell you we got opening
audio that is coming up next. So uh make sure that,
uh you know, in just about two and a half minutes,
you sit your keyster right there, because we're gonna talk
about it. I guess an egg donor who's getting a

(01:16):
lot of a lot of guff, he's getting some gus,
getting some guff.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I don't know why you gotta give him guff. Yeah, yeah,
some big time guff happening for him.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah. So it's just we're gonna talk egg donor goff uh.
You know, we'll talk Steve Harvey a little bit later,
some richter. I mean, there's a lot going on today.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, so you know this is what we'll do. We'll
give you about two and a half minutes to catch
your breath after that bt uh, you know, bto bonanza
that you were involved in. I want you to catch
your breath. Go ahead's take a sip h two. We'll
be back.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay, should be talking to you now. It's Rizzly and
Jeff talking to you on one A five nine in
a mountain, Nashville's classic rock. This the Rizzo and Jeff Show,
and it's time for opening all audio. Jeff and I
think everyone had enough time to catch their breath there,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
From that Bachman.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Turner just just absolute megastart.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh yeah, I gotta you hear Bachman Turner hover drive.
It's like somebody slipped on tap shoes and you can't
control yourself.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
You know, it's your butter's you're tap dancing away.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
You just get going, absolutely so, Michael, Michael Flatley.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
So anyway, listen, let's start the show. We're gonna be
doing something different today too. We're gonna be beginning our
football picks. We're doing that with DC Creesman Jewelers, who,
by the way, every week you win like a one
hundred dollars gift card to DC Crisman Jewelers and fifty
dollars to Red Lobster. So we got to get this
show on the road, sir. All right, busy, busy, busy day. Well,

(02:51):
opening audio.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
It's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo and
Jeff Show. A fun, funny way to start your day
on the mountain.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
It's a real zuck that's right, Mark Zuckerberg. Of course
this only happens in Indiana. There's a man by the
name of Mark Zuckerberg who's an attorney, and he's su
in Facebook because every time he creates a page, they
say he's impersonating a celebrity.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Uh well, well the CEO is Mark Zuckerberg. But does
he think he's the only one that has that name?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I mean, that's what I'm saying. What a braggadocious man,
Mark Zuckerberg is from Facebook to think he is the
only one to be bequeathed that name.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
He do you know that he purchased nine properties in
a neighborhood in Silicon Valley and the construction is so
crazy and the neighbors have been complaining that he sent
noise canceling headphones to all the neighbors are letting you know, look,
here's a deal. I bought these nine properties. I'm gonna
build a compound, get ready for it for his house. Yeah,

(03:56):
so he bought like.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
So he's living in a compound.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Bought the house and then the nine houses that are
around him to build this ridiculous compound to live in.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, oh my god, it must be nice to be
that rich. Well, this Mark Zuckerberg isn't that rich. But
you know, he's an attorney. He's one of those TV
attorneys and not you know, he's got you know, a
three dollars fuzzy suit on. But you know what, he's
upset because he can't advertise his business. Basically, he says
it best. It's like having a billboard and covering it

(04:27):
with blankets. I mean, there's no better way to put it. Okay, Hey, yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
An Indianapolis attorney is now suing the parent company of.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Facebook because his Facebook pages keep getting suspended time and
time again.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
As our Jenny Runovitch reports tonight, the trouble is all
tied to the attorney's name.

Speaker 7 (04:46):
The Indianapolis attorney bankruptcy office at Mark Zuckerberg with.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
That oh so famous name has had it up to here.

Speaker 8 (04:54):
So you've never been a Facebook. I'm like, oh my.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
God, he's not that Mark Zuckerberg.

Speaker 8 (04:59):
I'm Mark st Even and he's Mark Elliott.

Speaker 9 (05:01):
And he says having the same name as Facebook's founder
is more nightmare than novel coincidence.

Speaker 8 (05:07):
When they take my money. This is this really pissed
me off.

Speaker 10 (05:10):
Whoa?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Whoa is in Indiana?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Frack whoa?

Speaker 11 (05:15):
Whoa?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
He's an Indiana stupid whoa? Somebody get him a fried
pork chop chop out Indiana.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh he's you. Oh my goodness, you use the P word.
Oh my heavens. I hope we don't hear anymore.

Speaker 9 (05:28):
Girl who is suing Meta, the parent company of Facebook,
for negligence and breach of contract because Facebook keeps shutting
down his pages, accusing him of impersonating a celebrity and.

Speaker 8 (05:39):
Using a false name, which I've had way longer than
he has. To have better things to do than to
sue Facebook, And they have more money and more lawyers
and more resources than I do. I'd rather not pick
a fight with them, but I don't. I don't know
how else to make them stop.

Speaker 9 (05:55):
Zuckerberg says his business account got shut down five times
in the last eight years in all account four times
in fact. Try to find the Mark Zuckerberg attorney page.
You get this, You're off right.

Speaker 8 (06:06):
Now, I'm off.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
He's off and suspended.

Speaker 9 (06:10):
Facebook jail emails show apologies from Meta, but Zuckerberg says
it still takes months to get back on Facebook, and
then he gets suspended again.

Speaker 8 (06:19):
The last time they did it, it was over six
months before I got my Oh, so I don't. I
don't know how else to get their attention.

Speaker 9 (06:25):
Zuckerberg Mark s not Mark E says getting kicked off
Facebook has cost him thousands of dollars in metaphor law practice.

Speaker 8 (06:33):
It's like buying a billboard on the side of the highway,
paying the people for the billboard, and then they come
and put a giant blanket over it.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Wow, I gotta tell you that he's so right. He's
so right, he's so right. You can't blind get a
business man.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
It's like it's like.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Meeting the man of your dreams and a meeting his
beautiful wife. Yeah, I get it a line and look
at the end of the day, I'm gonna tell you here,
Marky boy, kind of sounds.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Like you're gonna lose.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, they're telling you sit on it and twist, sit
on it.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
It's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo and
Jeff show.

Speaker 12 (07:07):
Funny way to start your day on the mountain.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Well, I'll tell you what you know. You know who's
gonna sit on it and twist? You know? This egg
donor here. You know it's a man who is in
a relationship married to another man over in England. I
think he's a clothing designer, works for a big clothing
your kid company, Yes, and he sews things.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
He sews things he does.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah. I think he's like the main designer, so he
would have to like sew things. I think that's how
that works. I'm not sure, all right, damon John. But
you know he was looking for an egg donor because
he and his partner they wanted to have a baby
and he's coming under some fire because all he wanted

(07:53):
was not quote an ugly friggin baby. So he went around.
He looked for the hottest chik he could on a
runway and asked her for her eggs. He gave her
some cash flews, you know, flashing cash in her face,
you know, and have my baby, to have my baby, baby?

Speaker 11 (08:12):
And how did you find your egg donor?

Speaker 13 (08:15):
The egg donor we found on a catwalk a model
in Miami.

Speaker 14 (08:21):
What drew you to her?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Initially?

Speaker 15 (08:22):
Her looks, there was a lot completely And you're honest
about that.

Speaker 13 (08:25):
Oh, I'm absolutely honest about why they all not. When
I saw her on the catwalk, I looked at Scott
and I went, oh, she is stunning. I tell you
her legs were six feet in the air. Hundreds of
those models on our books right now.

Speaker 15 (08:41):
That reasoning, from your point of view, will infuriate some.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
People buying a baby.

Speaker 13 (08:47):
That's what people say.

Speaker 10 (08:50):
Baby.

Speaker 13 (08:51):
Most people do a lot worse than spend one month
of her life on drugs to give some embryos for
fifty grands.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
I didn't understand it was Did he say he went
on a bender and then bought a baby?

Speaker 16 (09:08):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
No, I think he's talking about just you know, taking
fertility drugs and stuff like that. But it and he
bought it. If you're gonna pay for it, it is
what it is, uh.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I mean, listen, is that not your prerogative? If you
don't want an ugly baby? You say, listen, I don't
want a fat I don't want an ugly I don't
want to wouldn't it be great if like she had
like a recessive gene and her dad's like eight hundred
pounds of bald and the kids like bald by like fifteen,
You know, that would be something.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
I wonder what that sassy little seamstress would do if
if that happens, stab him in his thumbtail.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
It's time for opening audio. Here on the Rizzo and
Jeff Show, A fun, funny way to start your day.
One five nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
From a sassy little seamstress to suffer and suck attash
because this guy was out in the wild wild West
and he could handle it. Okay, how about this? A
guy gets bit by a snake, not once, but twice
in the same day. Now, this lady's gonna tell the
story kind of goofy. It's not gonna totally. She's just

(10:13):
gonna say he was bitten twice. But what you don't
know is that he gets bit like at eleven, and
they treat him and they let him go, and then
he gets bit again at like four thirty by different snake.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
You know how like I've rare, you know how bad
like rattlesnake venom is like you could have like organ
failure and like tissue damage like you know, oh, necrosis,
your skin could die, all right, And what do you
taste like that rattlesnake wants you? That two of them
want you twice in one day. That doesn't happen. It

(10:48):
doesn't happen anybody to begin with. Well, here's the thing
is it. Does he do they like butter? Is he
a big or is he a snake handler?

Speaker 1 (10:55):
You know, like one of those what's that that religion
where you hold snakes? Maybe he was a church No,
you don't think he was a Pentecostal snake handler.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
He has to he has to have a taste of
something like he has.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
To just well, what what does snake seat? Popcorn?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
No, they're probably I would assume mate, all right, So
he must have smelled like meat. So if he smells
like a you know, like a rodent. You know, he's
gonna smell like some kind of rodent. So this guy
smells like rodents. So he's just he just yeah around smelling.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Like a road.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Oh where do they go after thet squirrels, rabbits, things
of that nature. So yeah, this guy is a rodent. Okay,
well sorry, sir, I.

Speaker 17 (11:40):
Mean in Green Valley is recovering today after being bitten
by a rattle snake. It happened last night around seven
pm near Desert Bell Drive in La Conata Drive. Santa
Rita Fire District tells us they responded to the call
and they were able to capture the snake, which is
what you're looking at right there.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
They say.

Speaker 17 (11:59):
The fifty year old man had been bitten twice, once
on his leg and once on his foot. He was
taken to Banner University Medical Center for treatment.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
And again she ordered it wrong because he was bit
once and then let go, and then bit again. An
anti venom is legitimate venom, and it's extremely expensive and rare.
So I don't know what this guy's doing other than
smelling like a rat. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah, yeah, he's uh, he's smelling like some kind of rodents. Well,
they do say they have.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
They have been known to like because they've tried. Snakes
to eat people food. They have been known to eat
chili cheese tots.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh have they? They snake will eat chili cheese tots.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh wow. So it's either road or chili cheese touts?
What would you rather smell like? Uh? You know, I
mean you get to choose a road or chili cheese?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
What do you I don't know. I'll just I'll smell
like a lemming, you know, or okay, squirrel, I'll just
you know, I'll just you know, smell like that. I
don't I don't think I want to smell like chili
and cheese. I'll go chill smell like a muskrat. And
that's fine.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
I'll take that steak with us on the mountain talking
text line at a two eight two four.

Speaker 12 (13:13):
That's a two eight two four nine.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Rizzou and Jeff show and listen. If you've lived long enough,
you've earned certain rights, okay.

Speaker 16 (13:26):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
And that's why we champion uh the elders. That's why
we champion elder nunity and freedom. Uh. You know, we're
always the ones to defend people who shove microphones in
their faces. That's us. Yeah, that's there's one Jeff show.
I mean, that's really what we're all about. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Look, uh, it's this is the show for the seniors.
And we uh and when we you know, we look
ahead and we see things like when you go forget
everybody fifty and care lesson about you, uh, just worried
about the seniors. And and we we look ahead and
we see, you know, like you're going over a hundred
give an answer to the same thing. How'd you make it?

Speaker 12 (14:06):
Right?

Speaker 2 (14:07):
You don't freaking know what's a secret. There's no secret.
Lady's smoking, right, there's a secret. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
didn't draw the short straw. You locked at right, and
that's it. The rest of us were not going to
be so lucky, okay, right.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
All right, Now that being said, we have a very
very angry senior. We have senior on senior violence. And
we don't get senior on senior violence.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
A lot, no, and uh. And there's only so many
places where senior on senior violence happens. Of course, it
would happen at a senior home. Yes, it happens in
the villages. Yeah, and another place that. I see it
a lot because I generally go around the time where
all the seniors go is the supermarket.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Do you see a lot of violence senior on senior
violence at the super market? See, I would think it
would happen more like the in the sauna. You know
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
They're teling off.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
I'll tell you they when you go to a super
uh midday, Like I'll go after wark for things and
then what you get and everybody they're all in a
bad mood, all the seniors. Nobody's happy to be at
the market. They're in a bad mood.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Really.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Nobody moves their cart out of the way for you.
They think they own the spot.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Oh yeah, so this is so it's like we're approaching
nap time. Uh, they're grumpy because they've been up since
three right all right, just like us. So like it's
it's like, get they won't move the car nothing. No,
it's a it's a real and it could get violent.
You say the wrong thing, you bump a cart, you're
in some trouble. Yeah, well you know what, then this

(15:36):
makes total sense. So then there's a man who was
at Public's and he didn't like the way that you know,
these two married seniors. I guess we're talking to him
looking at him. He just really was upset. So what
he decided to.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Do checkout line issue?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Well, check out issues happen, and that's why you should
never just self check You should always go to the
people who just check out. Just don't don't do the
self check out because it causes issues for elders. So
this guy has an issue at the checkout, and you
know what he does. He waits and you think, what's
he gonna do? Is he gonna beat him up? Now,
he's not gonna beat him up. He's gonna do something

(16:12):
very vicious.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Now, look, this is not something that uh, you or
I would do. This is this is a senior attack.
This is absolutely seniors would pull this move.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Okay, yeah, absolutely so this it was was so heinous
that it made the news. The one gentleman sprayed another
customer in the face of something.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
A man is accused of spraying two shoppers in the
face with bug spreads.

Speaker 18 (16:38):
This bizarre attack was in the parking lot of a
Charlotte County Publics Daniel Kennell ran up to a couple
while they were loading their groceries and then sprayed them.
Golf Coast News reporter Blaine Montgomery found out how his
beef started in the checkout line.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
No wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait before wait,
we can get puny. But just wait a minute. So
what you're telling me is he ran up to the couple. Hey, anyway,
you got it now? Could have caused that? Okay, I
don't it's check out beef.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
What I mean?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Well, don't worry about it. We have Blaine on the
senior beat and Blaine. Blaine's got the olds. We got Blaine.
We're good. Let's go Blaine.

Speaker 19 (17:20):
A manager at a public since Charlotte. Another customer in
the face of something a grocery ride.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
You mean Blaine at somebody changed their name?

Speaker 20 (17:33):
All right?

Speaker 19 (17:34):
Hold on for one couple took an odd turn on Sunday.
A man shouts in disbelief in the background, just moments
after he says he was attacked with bug spray. The
Charlotte County Sheriff's Office says a woman was in line
waiting for her husband when they say this man, Daniel Kennell,
tried to get in front of her. That move led
to an argument. A report from the sheriff's office says

(17:55):
her husband stepped in between them and told Kennel to
back off. That's when Kennel took off as office.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Oh wait a minute, so wait a minute, he said
back off. He was trying to you know, I'm gonna
tell you what happened here.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Now, the guy had maybe three or four items. The
people in front of him had two carts of craft.
He goes, you know one can let me hear mil yeah,
let me just let me scoop by your shredded wheat,
your piles of shredded wheat, and let me just go.
I got three or four things. That's it. They give
him the big no, they give him the old step off.

(18:31):
All right, step off, step off, and then you know,
he goes, you know what, fine, I'll step off. He didn't,
and and he had he didn't premeditated well, he didn't
think to attack with the bug spray, but he had
the bug spray in there and in the cart or
in the car in the cart. So he and you
don't go to the market, you don't shot for food

(18:51):
and say, oh god, got to get that bug spray.
Bug spray is something you go in separately for you
do yeah, so he was you got okay?

Speaker 1 (18:59):
All right, So let's get back to Blaine here.

Speaker 21 (19:04):
The Sheriff's office says the man left his cart, ran
out the store, then waited for the couple outside this port.
Charlotte Public's deputy say, once the couple started loading their
groceries up, the man sprayed them in the face.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Just spray. I think Blaine just sprayed like a cat. Wow,
there's no way Blaine just sprayed.

Speaker 21 (19:25):
On Definity say, once the couple started loading their groceries up,
the man sprayed them in the face.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Oh wow, Blaine coming in the clutch with Blaine is clawing.
I gotta tell you, coming on in with some sound effects, Blaine.
That's not God, that's good stuff.

Speaker 21 (19:43):
Sprayed them in the face with bug spray.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
You don't know what's in the bug spray.

Speaker 19 (19:47):
I told Sandy should do night. Deputy's caught it with
kennel nearby after he ran off. The attack sent the
husband to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Are gonna be.

Speaker 19 (19:59):
Yeah, now faces aggravated battery charges.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
So the husband's and the houses like, what what about
bug Spray's in the hospital.

Speaker 12 (20:09):
Man.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
There was an episode of the sopranos that they he
got sprayed with bug spray, you know, when he was
trying to wipe somebody out.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah, I know, but I mean this is an elder gentleman.
He used a small thing of raid and he sprayed
them just in the face. And isn't are you supposed
to be sprayed with bugspray? Anyway?

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Well, this is this is why people think that you're
such a sicko Rizzo, because two texts came in about
this and they said Rizzo would have sprayed off and cleaner.
That's two texts, by the way, two different people really
saying that you would have sprayed off in cleaner, you're
synonymous in fate. You're synonymous with oven cleaner murder. Just

(20:45):
so you know, Okay, good to know. I got that guy.

Speaker 12 (20:50):
Text us and you're really creative.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Both the Mountain Talking text line A two eight two
four oh one oh five nine, And that's a two
eight two four oh one oh five.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
It is one of five nine the Mountain Nationalist class
like rock the Rizzo and Jeff Show. And I don't
know if this is intentional, but this is like, you know,
one of the what's that little thing like my Favorite
Things list, you know, like Oprah's Favorite Things. I feel
like this is like my favorite Things list, like I
was Oprah.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Okay, yeah, we do that every year. So when Oprah's
Favorite Things comes out around the holidays, we run through
the expensive things that nobody can afford. But she seems
her and Steadman seemed to enjoy. But yes, yes, okay.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah, so her and Steadman. You know, I feel like Steedman.
I'll be honest with you, because we've we've talked about,
you know, lots of stuff. We've talked about seniors, bugs
bring each other, We've talked about you know, egg donors
and models, and then now we're going to talk about
the Japanese. The Japanese are having a real problem right now, Jeff.

(21:59):
The Japanese are creating alcoholic beverages the Australians are getting
hooked on and it's causing quite a kerfuffle down there
down Under. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
I didn't realize that Japanese were such raging alcoholics. They're tiny,
so I guess with this beverage, what they're trying to
do is kind of curb the alcoholism that is running
through the entire nation of Japan. Could be half the
problem why their population is dwindled, but really is and

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they're being eaten by bears. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
You know what, I never thought about that. They're probably
just so drunk that they just walk into a bears den. Right,
it's their fault. So I guess this new, this Japanese
drink that everybody likes. I guess it's like this flavored seltzer, but.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
It has too high but has a minimal amount of
booze in it's I mean.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Come on, yeah, but they're still putting vodka in it.
Are They're still putting Vodkin in it?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
All right?

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Well it's like seltzer and vodka. All right.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Well, here's the deal. The Japanese are at a bit
of a crossroads.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
The Japanese are the gross throws.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
So they're trying to dig themselves out of the hole
that they're in here and they don't know where to go.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
The Japanese maybe this will help. So the Japanese said,
you know what, we're a crossroads. We need some too high.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah, we need to think or whatever they say here.
But it's a crossroads. It sounds delicious, and the Australians
like it. That's what it is. Yeah, so do they
go left?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Do they go right? I don't know what a quandary.

Speaker 22 (23:27):
Major Japanese beverage makers are well established in the Australian
beer market, where products enjoy a greater than eighty percent share.
Now a rival beverage giant is serving up a uniquely
Japanese alcoholic drink that's winning over the younger crowd in
sk Well's Matsuda Nobuko has a.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Story thank you no right bye, Instydney.

Speaker 15 (23:49):
More drinkers are opting for Too High, a mixture containing
that this street spread short to carbonated water and a
flavoring such as lemon. What this restaurant began serving Canda
Too High about three months ago. Alcohol consumption in general
is down due to growing health consciousness, but this gives

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Too High an advantage thanks to it's relatively low alcohol
content and drinkability.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
I gotta say, first off, she sounds drunk, all right.
This report is all over the place. I know she's Japanese.
She's at a crossroads herself.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah, well they got a report. They sent her to Sydney,
Australia to report on Too High, which is dude, there's nothing.
How is this big story? This is like a Celtz.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
It's like, you know, she says, it sells her with lemon,
but the five percent is vodka and it's not even
like multi it's.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Not like a beer, okay, but it comes just in
a can. It's like it's carbonated. So they send her
on the too High beat in Sydney, Australia.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
And she's very bad at editing her report together these
this is not it's very non sequential. Yeah, like like
you know what I mean, it's like I'm here, then
I'm here, you know what I mean. It's crazy you
want to do here?

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Okay, you know, just put down the She's at a crossroads,
just trying to make it. She's in Japanese media and
that's a tough place and it's you know, tough beating,
you know, and just try to make it out there,
and you know, it's it's a tough one. This is
uh nhk. It's it's the it's the primary public broadcast

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in Japan.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
You're right, all right, I apologize, continue, please nothing. This
is beautiful, beautiful.

Speaker 7 (25:39):
I did try the other ones about I think that
the man is my principles.

Speaker 15 (25:44):
Cocktails like this are called arteds because they are ready
to drink straight from the can?

Speaker 2 (25:50):
What was that six seconds?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
They were nonsequential and they didn't make sense, and they
were pauses in the audio. Wow, that's uh. I gotta
tell you she's not a crossroads. She's stuck in a circle.
I gotta tell you.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
I starting to see where they're defunding it public broadcasting.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I mean, I mean, I mean, you know the Japanese
they're like, you know, what can you get? What's the
best you were sending you to Australia. It's a beautiful trip.

Speaker 12 (26:19):
Nothing, this is beautiful.

Speaker 11 (26:22):
I did try the other ones about I think that
the most.

Speaker 12 (26:24):
Lady principles.

Speaker 15 (26:28):
Cocktails like this are called out because they are ready
to drink straight from the can.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Thanks water report, it sells her water, young man. Okay,
t a saki.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
It's Japanese cat.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
I know you got it. You have to drink ten
of them to ketchup buds? Did okay? Saki bomb and roll?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
All right?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
I tell your party, all right, Canna put.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Us on the mountain talking text line at eight two
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Speaker 1 (27:05):
It is one of five nine a mount Nashville's classic
rock There is oh and Jeff Show. And before we
get to the j n n Uh. Good to hear
from him again, Johnny, what's going on?

Speaker 10 (27:15):
Man?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
He lives?

Speaker 10 (27:17):
Hey, what's going on? You bunch of hambroid just going on?

Speaker 19 (27:21):
Man?

Speaker 10 (27:23):
You know, yell are like kind of like uh a
floridian hanging in the rear and keep coming back like
a hembroid.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
That's it, man, We don't go away. So you can
get those removed, you know, and get.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Them removed, but it's hard and expensive, you know.

Speaker 10 (27:37):
Yeah, so so we'll go back over on or to
the what's that little uh Japanese Chinese people with drink
and the drink.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah, the Japanese people, they really you know that the
one big drink. They're concerned about the drinking problem in
their country, so they've invented some kind of little seltzer
that doesn't have a ton of booze and it's a
little vodka. Yeah they're there. Well they're kind of little people.

Speaker 10 (28:04):
They gonna have a little drink. So uh you ever
heard that? And uh that little joke me Chinese me playing.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yes I have, yes, I yes I have.

Speaker 10 (28:19):
There you go, So it's probably you know, same kind
of deal. You better watch out drinking some that weird
stuff over yonder.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah, they might peep be in the coach. That's I
never even thought of that.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yeah, thank you for the diabolical Yeah, I.

Speaker 10 (28:36):
Just thought i'd give you a holler of there were
on kind of a bit of a high atus for
a couple of weeks, just kind of taking it easy,
if you know what I mean. So, yeah, sabbaticals on
a sabbatic.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
All right, I get it.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
I got it.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Well, I'll tell you what. We had a thunderstruck for
you there. So I hope you enjoyed that, and thank
you for giving us your thoughts on the Japanese.

Speaker 10 (29:00):
Yeah. I told myself yesterday on the way home, I said,
this ain't no lie right here. I'll just tell you.
I said, if am Boys or Steve or whoever pays
place thunderstrut on the way to the grinder, I'm gonna
give him a call.

Speaker 12 (29:15):
Look.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Wow, we've been we've been blessed.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Look at that he's Steve's been putting it at the
top of the seven for a couple of days now.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Yeah, he's trying to he's trying to get your back.
It's like bait in a cage. You know, and it worked.

Speaker 10 (29:28):
Man. Listen, y'all have a good day now and keep
it between the Mannai's the mostard.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
All right, John take it easy, brother.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Oh he's good to hear from our friend Johnny.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
If that is true about it's understruck, then that's pretty
that's pretty wild. But uh, you know what a conversation Okay,
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Speaker 3 (30:10):
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Speaker 12 (30:25):
He's on one oh five nine in the Mountain down
all right.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
And by the way, if you're on twenty six by Weaverville,
looks like a little congestion. They're a little fender benders,
So I'll give yourself a little extra time there, all right, So, uh,
Bruce Willis this is not looking good? If you if
you make a death pool, you know this could be uh,
you know one that's on there because he's reported Bruce

(30:51):
on the death pool. He's reportedly going downhill fast as
they're saying that he no longer knows face of people.
He's living separately from the family. As you know, he's
now needs twenty four to seven care. He's got a
dedicated care team, so we know that he had I think,

(31:13):
what do they call it, fronto temporal dementia.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
I thought see, I thought it was Louis body and
then yeah, it's frontal to. That kind of dementia is
really rare. But when you get it, man, yeah, like
two years and you're you're done.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah, I mean that's just everything, that's like all the
function right there in your brain. I mean, Michael J.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Fox has had Parkinson's since he was twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
He's like sixty, Like more power to him, man, I agree.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
I mean, you know it's getting bad, but nonetheless he's
had it for thirty years. This with Bruce willis here
about like two years ago, and now he's like like
he's on his way out, like yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Which is unfortunate. Nobody dislikes Bruce willis you know.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
What though the eternal argument, and hopefully he can, like
in the Notebook, come back to us for one like
minute and explain his thoughts on if Diehard is a
Christmas movie or not, because then it can be put
to bed before we put him to rest.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Wow, Okay, don't you think that would be nice?

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Like in the Notebook, you know when he came when
she came back to him and she remembered him, It's
it was a beautiful moment. You love that movie. I
love my favorite movie. You really do.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
I do.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
And they died together in each other's arms. Is beautiful.
So you know, if Bruce comes back to us and
just tells us if it die Hards a Christmas movie,
and then we can we can die with them, we
can lay with them. Okay, I'm gonna tell you who
I got on the pool? Are you ready? Okay?

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Now, I know this is gonna be controversial, but on
the death pool, I'm gonna throw a name out there.
By the end of the year, all right, Okay, Cosby, Billy?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
What about that?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
You called Billy dead? By the end of the.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
End of the year, Cosby Cosby has been through a lot,
He's been in jail. He was in the clank Yeah, Cosby,
you know, listen, Cosby, just throw No. I don't think
he's gonna.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Die before christ Okay, let me ask you this, and
let's just be honest. Is Dick Van Dyke getting he
looks awful?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Now he's gonna die? All right? Now he's gonna die.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
I think the Harvey Weinstein goes. He's been sick and
in jail, so I think he might be one. Yeah, yeah,
he's a survivor.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
You know what, I'm gonna throw a little off the
off the beaten path one for you. How about this ready,
I'm gonna give you two.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
I brought him up earlier. It's a shame to say.
I call Michael J.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Fox.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Okay, all right, how about this reddy? Charlie Gibson.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Why why Charlie Gibson?

Speaker 2 (33:43):
You asked.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
I'm telling you Charlie Gibson's not gonna live to the
end of the year. And mark my words, I said
that Charlie Gibson, the news man. I know, I love
the news Okay, Well, Charlie Gibson does not make John Oneie.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
How could he bathes the eighties?

Speaker 1 (34:00):
He's you know, I don't know how he is, but
like Trolie Gibson instead, Okay, I guarantee it.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
I take it to the bank. I think I I
think he was on a Good Morning America. He has
like a reading list, so he just comes over books
that he likes or something.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
I think they have wonder and I think that's that.
That should tell you everything you need to know. Man,
they're just trying to prop him up there like a
popsicle stick till you but he's he's done so that.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
So you're saying that once you cross eighty and you
start reading books, you're dead. Yes, and so that's a
warning sign. I'll tell you make the raison, Jeff.

Speaker 12 (34:34):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Yeah, all right, that's the some of the criteria on
your end eighty and books. Okay, when you start reading
eight books, if you stop by a library, make stop
by the mortuary afterwards. And the plans are still do this.

Speaker 12 (34:50):
The j n N is on your radio now.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
So I know this got pretty viral, and everybody really
thought because on a Kelsey meandered on in to the
Biltmore and she liked the Tuton common kind of everything.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
She's a meanderer.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
So people thought that because she was there that that
was a tall tail sign that Taylor Swift and Travis
Kelsey were going to get married there. And uh, this
is page six by the way of the post, so
this is pretty reputable. And they are saying that they
are going to tie the knot in Rhode Island, and
I guess that's where her house is, all right, She's
got that big ala.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Sixty million dollar polatial estate on the beach. Of course,
that's where they're can get married. It's got security, she
knows the property, she knows the ins and ounce of it.
I'm sorry people who were going to build more, you know,
you would have gotten sweet tips. And I wish that
for you, really, but like you know why, and it's
for her. It's not a lot of money. But if

(35:51):
you spend a half a million dollars, run out the
whole grounds, they have to close everything down. It'd be
a nightmare down here. We don't have the infrastructure because
of the hurricane. Well think about that, we don't that.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
They are currently right now at her house out there
in Rhode Island, which is about seventeen and a half
million dollars. They are currently doing about a two million
dollar renovation that is happening right now. These are permits
that were obtained. There's going to be a new wing
that's going to add you know, some bedrooms and bathrooms

(36:22):
and all kinds of things. So it already has eight
bedrooms and ten bathrooms. It's on about six acres with
gardens in the swimming pool. But they're the bee on
the beach on the water there, so there. You know,
the renovations are currently happening as we speak. So I
guess as they're doing that, it might be to support
it all or something like that, because that would probably
be the easiest thing for because you know, they got

(36:43):
the security, they know, the you know, lay of the
land type of thing. So it's looking like it'll probably
be out that way, not at the biltmore like people
rumored about.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
So oh, I'm sorry, guys. Yeah, life will go on.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
It'll be all right.

Speaker 12 (37:00):
We've asked them to stop, but they just keep making
it worse.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Jeff News Neworked or as you might note, the JNN
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Speaker 2 (37:08):
The mountain, so they must listen. The Asheville Downtown Association
and the City Council because well who doesn't, And it's
not because they're bringing back the holiday parade that's going
to be coming on the twenty second of November to
kick off winner. That's that's great, we love that. That's wonderful.
Local businesses, residents, everybody, visitor is going to be coming in.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
It's it's the name upright.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
The theme I mean, and the theme is why you
think they must listen to the rizzon on Jeff Show
one O five nine Mountain.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Now, this is a Rizzo word. It's used often if
you listen to the program. And the theme of the
parade that's going to be happening on November twenty second
is toy shop whimsy. No, it's not whimsy. Whimsy.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Whimsy.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Whimsy is one of my favorite words, like oh my stars, right,
you use all my stars often, but you use a
lot of whimsy.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I love whimsy. I think we need more whimsy in
this world. As a matter of fact, I love that
they put it. It's whimsical. I love whimsy. I just
whimsy is a thing for me. I'm a big whimsy guy.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
So toy shop whimsy, I guess anything that would be
in what you know, nutcrackers and things like that.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
That that's see you're see and I hope they know
what whimsy is. So if they, in fact do listen
to this show, let me just take a step, put
your foot on the break, and let me tell you
whimsy is lighthearted.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
You know, tiny shoes. No, it's like toy soldiers dogs. No, No,
it's not whimsy. It's toy shop whimsy.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
You know, how do I explain in the name of
Tim Walls whimsy? Okay, like that?

Speaker 2 (38:50):
You know it's that's that's a whimsy guy. Let me
tell you something about Tim Walks. Okay, he's wearing I
got my friend. You're thinking of the wrong kind of
parade for ten.

Speaker 12 (39:05):
If you're really creative.

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Speaker 1 (39:41):
Nine Amount Nashville's classic rock The Rizzo and Jeffsha I
gotta be honest with you, this is something that we
don't do often. We don't really take a real deep
dive into Dancing with the Stars. But coming up in
just about two and a half minutes or so, I
think it's necessary.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
It's it's very necessary. Well, yesterday it was quite a
fun and fancy free kind of introduction to the people
that are going to be on this season's Dancing with
the Stars.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Isn't it when you when they like announced like the
first person like is who they announced they believe to
be the biggest star. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Yeah, it's generally how it goes because you have to
lead with that stuff to get people interested because attention
spans are aren't there. So when you when you lead
with the big stars, people like it. So you know,
there were some okay ones, but one that is just
going to take the world by storm. I just believe
it for the season Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Do you think he can salsa? I think he can fault.
Do you do you think he can move those hips?
Do I think he can move those hips?

Speaker 11 (40:48):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (40:49):
The answer is yes and oh yes no yeah, all right,
front to back, up and down around the whole thing. Okay,
put him on some roller skates. I will tell you
what his next.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
There is O and Jeff show and as somebody texted
in a hell to the yes as it comes to
Dancing with the Stars, they're so excited.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Yeah, yeah, they you know, they came out yesterday with
the cast and.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
You know there were some in here.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Baldwin's wife gonna be a part of this, Hilaria, Yes,
you know, she can't help herself. Topanga gonna be a
part of this, you know, Danielle Official from Boy Meets World. Yeah,
you know, there's somebody like NBA All Star Baron Davis Pole.
He's been retired for a long time, so you know,
I'm not moved. So you get a social media personality

(41:42):
at alex Earl. Alex Earl, some some girl from the
group Fifth Harmony. Fifth Harmony. It was, you know, like
a pop group, so she was in and it might
have been one of Diddy's groups. Oh well, you know,
uh one that one that was alright, was Steve Irwin's kid,
Robert Irwin, who's like this hunk that old lady's like.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Now he's like a hunk in Australia. Are they flying
him over from down on me?

Speaker 10 (42:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:08):
You get you're gonna get a little taste of Corey Feldman.
Hello eighties.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Wow, Okay, all right, okay, that's not terrible. And then
I guess this is the number. I mean, this is
how they lead the show. So obviously, I mean there's
a lot of great content and I think, I mean,
he'll go far. I mean, you believe that his hips
can move in any direction they go.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
I believe that this person is the biggest star. I
agree he's gonna be this is he is must sy TV.
I agree everybody's coming to the show to watch him.
I think he's gonna catapult to the top. And I
think there's gonna be a point, you know, kind of
mid season where the rest of the cast just goes,
there's nothing we can do to defeat him. So let's

(42:53):
they They're just gonna go through the motions and he's
gonna run right.

Speaker 11 (42:56):
To the well.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
See.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
I envisioned him in a purple Mariachi outfit, everything has
to be tight yep, saying his hips don't lie, talking
about his days of you know, yesteryear, hanging out with
you know the likes of Conan O'Brien are just being
funny and talking about life, and.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
He sees he's uh, you know, he's fun he's funny,
he's sexy.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
He is sexy, he's very The women love him, the
men love him. I think the women love him and
the men want to be him. You know what, That's
exactly right. Women want them, men want to be him.
Number one star on Dancing with the Stars and now justay,
and we don't do this often, but ladies and gentlemen,
put up your jazz ham.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Dancing with the Stars. He's back and better than ever.
Do you remember him in the movie elk And as
Conan O'Brien's psychick Here we go, gm a woy Richter
will dance with them?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Oh go Andy Rick?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Yes, yes, I got to tell you that's a what
a pick?

Speaker 1 (44:14):
You remember?

Speaker 2 (44:15):
What a pick? Wow? Do I remember him from Elf?
Of course I do? Do I remember from Conan O'Brien
of course?

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Of course? Do you remember when they actually got him
to take his shirt off and he got that Starbucks
coffee bath. What an episode that was? Just stay here.
I know it's hot, I know, I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Look when you when you lay somebody out like Andy
Richter on Dancing with the Stars that I said, all
these other people, Corey Feldman's of the world and everybody,
Hilario Baldwin, none of it's going to work out for you.
It's okay to admit defeat. And Richter is going to
tear this puppy apart. Man, I'm telling you, I'm ready,
I'm ready. Are you see this is a thing?

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Are you ready? You know? I worry about because I
don't know how it works. Do they have a format
like Dancing with the Stars? Like as far as like
they have like a what a rock we like? Do
we know what the you know format? They probably don't
give it all away. Uh you know, I don't know
too much about it.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Uh you know, but when you see somebody like Andy
rich Or, it really draws attention to the show. And
if that was the goal, you've done it well absolutely.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
And I'm looking here at you know the format, Oh
my goodness. So I mean there's there's many weeks of
this many So there's Tom berger On.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Uh no, no, no, no no. I think it's all all
funds of Roberto. Now Roberto does to Carlton, he's the
one wrong.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Oh my goodness, gracious television stats here, I'm looking Dancing
with the Stars episodes and seasons list, So it tells
you that the format of the season. So, uh, you
have round one, then you have round one result, okay,
round two rounds. So they actually can pick any form

(46:07):
of dancing that they want. There will most likely be
a dancing around the world, so dancing from all kinds
of cultures, from mariachi to you know, I guess haiku
that's Japanese dancing, to all kinds of you know. I'd
love to see him do a little ballet, little ballroom.
I think he could really do. Andy Richter, of course.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
I'm taking a look right now at the promo photo
of all of them in there. Guess what he's in?
An all purple suit?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Is he?

Speaker 2 (46:38):
I said, inn all purple mariachi? He's all purple suit
at the moment.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Look at him.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Look at that smile at it's enticing.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
It's a smile that says, you know, my hips and
my thighs don't lie, ye That's what it says to me. Yeah,
you know, and I'm looking here at all of the formats.
I mean, see, I think he would be a gem
to practice with. You know, when you do your dance practice,
I feel like Richter. He's sensual, so I feel like

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he you know, when he breathes on the nape of
your neck for the tango right or or or he
holds you close.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yeah, and that you're sitting there, You're doing the oh, hasso, dobla, oh,
the mambo, themba. My goodness, you're doing a little ballroom
dancing with him. He's getting your ready, he's whispering in
your ear. You're doing the.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Fox trots, Oh my god, all of those dances. I mean,
then you got Len Goodman melting all right. Len Goodman's
over there on the side melting, okay, because Andy just
pulled off a BBC trained ballroom choreographed dance.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Now they do weeks, and this is the fall, so
you're gonna get like a Halloween themed week, and what
Christmas does this go to? Christmas? Are we gonna like
him in a Santa?

Speaker 10 (48:01):
So don't know.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
If it goes that far, it'll roll into the Turkey trot.
It's possible. Oh my god, you could throw anything at
Andy Richter and he's gonna be able to do it.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
So all right, it's true. Just like he'd be a
good little turkey too, he'd be like he'd.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Be, he'd be a great I think he'd be a
bad little turkey.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
You think he's a bad little turkey. Well, ladies and gentlemen,
if you're just tuning in, here's a great news.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Dancing with the stars. He's back and better than ever. First,
do you remember him in the movie elk and as
Conan O'Brien's psychick. Here we go, g m a Andy
Richter will dance with Emma.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Proud of all right Andy richteror on dancing with the stars?

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Can I get a whole?

Speaker 11 (48:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Musty god melting.

Speaker 12 (49:00):
You're really creative?

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Both the Mountain talking text line A two eight two
four oh one oh five nine. That's a two eight
two four oh one oh five nine one.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
There was a Jeff's show and Jeff we have a
little bit of a problem. Uh Is it a Harvey problem?
Is it a company problem? Is it an old man
with a big check in balloons problem? I don't know.
I I think you know, here's the thing, and I mean,
how did they generate revenue anyway?

Speaker 2 (49:33):
What the business model was magazine subscriptions when it all
came off talking about publisher's clearing house, Okay, and everybody remembers,
do you remember during the super Bowl and stuff like
this when they would, yeah, they show up at their
house like during the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
See, but then when did it become halloween? Like it
became Halloween at some point? It was really that's really
when it fell down because it was magazine subscription.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Well literally it's it was like door to door sales.
Is when magazines matter, door to door sales. And initially
the guy that started the company, you know, to get
you going the first, you know, back in the day,
it used to be like you win ten bucks or
something or whatever it was, you know, something minimal, and
then it's you know, then it just absolutely took off
from there, the publisher's clearing house. And then the problem

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is that the magazines and those subscriptions fell apart and
it became like digital advertising, different things. The model just wasn't.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Designed signed for you know, long jam jevit, well, you know,
it was, It's just that I guess when they made it.
They didn't think that their business model would become obsolete.
Netflix they adapted, right. You know, Netflix was twenty years ago.
They were DVDs in the mail, right, absolutely. You know,
I will say this though, I'm hurt by this move.

(50:48):
I'm saddened for these people. I think they're liars now.
And I really blame Steve Winnifred Harvey.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Yeah, he was the last one. So he stuck his
nose in it and something happened here.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
But I think he did this end of the pump.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
But you know, these people at publishers clearinghouse, I think,
you know, it would be like, all right, you win
like seven thousand dollars a week for life type of thing.
And now actually it was five for a long time.
Then for some reason, I went up to seven. Why
did it go up to seven? Then they then they
went completely bankrupt and there is no money for anybody
that won that.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Yeah, and here's the thing. You know, they say that
they change your life, and there have been people, I mean,
I guess they started this in you know, the eighties.
There are people from the eighties that get like a
check every year for you know, two hundred and sixty
grand the seven thousand dollars a week. You know, they
get a check for like four hundred and twenty five
thousand dollars, you know what I mean, And they just
get it every year and it's just done dusted, no issue. Right. Well, pch,

(51:49):
I guess didn't send out their direct deposits.

Speaker 12 (51:52):
Just stop making excuses.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Only published Screeninghouse can make you so rich, so fast,
so later.

Speaker 11 (52:00):
Pains.

Speaker 24 (52:03):
For decades, Publisher's clearing House made dreams come true.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Hi, people, it's true, It's really true.

Speaker 24 (52:10):
In August of twenty twelve, the prize patrol delivered. John
Wiley of southern Oregon figured he was set for life.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
You are, John Wiley, You're shaken, just as it says here.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
You have won five thousand dollars a week forever.

Speaker 24 (52:25):
The jackpot allowed John to retire and move closer to
his kids. He bought a house near Bellingham with enough
land for the four dogs and two goats head back
Earlier this year, John expected his Forever prize payment to arrive,
as it always did, two hundred and sixty thousand dollars

(52:45):
direct deposit. But the money never came, and in April
Publisher's Clearinghouse filed for bankruptcy.

Speaker 7 (52:53):
You know, I thought, why didn't they somebody at least
give me a heads up. Hey we're going on a
business you know something. But no, it's like somebody just
cut the.

Speaker 24 (53:03):
Cord and fault with no annual prize payment. The sixty
one year old is scraping by what you're a lot
on that income. It was his lifeline and was supposed
to be forever.

Speaker 7 (53:15):
Sold my jet ski sold be trailer. I had a
little bit of money left over and that's what I'm
living on right now.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Wait, so I got your damn Wait, that's your damn fault.
You have been getting two hundred and sixty one thousand
dollars a year and you pinned it two thousand and twelve.
That's like what to thirteen fourteen years? Are you telling
me that you have nothing for money?

Speaker 2 (53:38):
See this is where you get you have the money,
then you start a lifestyle and you don't plan ahead.
Two hundred and sixty thousand dollars a year, you don't
have to do any two thousand dude doing You're not
doing anything.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Live off of half of it, right, live off of
one hundred and thirty K year, which is double what
most people make and then put the other hand into like,
you know, the market or whatever it is, or just
get interest in interest bearing account. I mean, it's not
rocket science, bro. You could live very comfortably with one
hundred and thirty K and then you know, put the

(54:13):
other half away. So I don't feel bad for this guy. Yeah,
I mean, come on, I'm sorry. What did he say?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
He had to sell? He had to sell this, he
had to sell that.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Well, you know, come on, man, you know, well it's
not right, that's the whole point.

Speaker 24 (54:26):
And then John's had trouble finding work and the bills
are piling up.

Speaker 7 (54:31):
You know, pretty sure I'm going to lose my home.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
He's not home. February twenty eight and the prize patrol
is in Cottage Grove, Oregon.

Speaker 24 (54:39):
In twenty twenty one, Publisher's Clearinghouse delivered an oversized check
to Tamarveach and promised the prize winner five thousand dollars
a week for life.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
You know, we were fine before, you know, but it
definitely like opened a lot of doors for us, like
fun stuff to do with the kids.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
We were able to travel. Now, wait a minute, so
these people are are still working in two hundred and
sixty grand a year, and now they're saying they're broke, Like,
where is publisher's clearing house? Anyway?

Speaker 2 (55:06):
I don't know where are they.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Because then they you know, you know what, they could
have saved some money if they didn't do this.

Speaker 25 (55:15):
I got some great news. Hey, I'm your man, Steve Harvey,
and we got a good one for you. I'm win
seven thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
A week for light from publishers clears.

Speaker 25 (55:28):
Seven grand a week, week after week a light.

Speaker 11 (55:32):
It just keeps coming.

Speaker 25 (55:35):
Now at pch dot com on October thirty first you
could be next. You gotta be in it to win
it baby, seven grand a week a light inner now
at pch dot.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Call in it to win baby? Why if you know
what Steve? I bet you Steve wasn't you know, cheap?
He was a pretty penny with his quaft mus mustache. Yeah,
I mean, is here talking millions to probably him?

Speaker 11 (56:00):
Millions?

Speaker 12 (56:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:01):
I mean? And guess what he shot like fifteen of
these commercials. Here's like a ten second one that would
air at Nice.

Speaker 25 (56:07):
He's your last chay to win seven grand a week a.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Life for publishers clearing out. So what are you waiting for?

Speaker 25 (56:14):
Interet preciates dot com, October thirty.

Speaker 11 (56:16):
First you can win.

Speaker 25 (56:17):
It's even grand a week for light last chance interet
preciates dot com.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Now he is going to people's housesn't taken selfie, he is.
He's a real selfish Sam.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
So he's out there collecting his millions, and uh huh.
People who won this poppy, Uh huh aren't getting anything.
The check's not coming in now. Now you had a
good ten to fifteen years some of these people.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Oh yeah, but I feel it's getting me money. Who
won in twenty twenty one or twenty two, twenty two,
It's like, uh.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
You feel from that bad? I mean all those years
where you're just getting checks coming in, Oh.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Twenty twenty one or twenty twenty two, Jeff, they only
had like two or three checks. Okay, dude, the guys
in twenty twelve were the people who want it In
the nineties, I could care less about. I gave you
three of those chats of two hundred and sixty thousand dollars.
Would you feel alright? You'd be. You know what I
think I could get by Okay, I think I can
get Bye. What I might do is I might buy
a TV for every room in the house, so that

(57:11):
no matter where I was going, I could watch Andy
Richter on Dancing with the Stars. Oh really, that's what
I would do. What a dream, dreams come true?

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Get in with us on the Mountain talking text line
at a two eight two four oh one nine.

Speaker 12 (57:24):
That's a two eight two four oh one O five
nine nine.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Mot in it is one O five nine to Mountain,
Nashville's classic rock The Rizzo and Jeff Show, and coming
up in just a few minutes, Jeff, something I'm very
excited about because tonight, tonight is the start of the
NFL season. Oh yes, oh yes. I have been waiting

(57:50):
for the start of the NFL season since we won
the Super Bowl uh in February, and every guy waits
for it. It's fun, whether you play fantasy, whether you know,
you watch your team, parlays on, whatever the case may be.
You everyone, everyone loves football.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Bye about bye about mid August, your mind begins to
hand football about mid August. You're just about done with
the summer. Give me football every Sunday.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Right, give me a little bit cooler weather, stuff like that.
So that being said, what we're gonna do, and I
think we'll explain this to you here and then you
can either go to one o five nine The Mountain
dot com or uh, it would be who of you
to go to the Facebook one oh five nine the
Mountain because there you will see three pictures a picture

(58:41):
of my picks, a picture of Jeff's picks, and a
picture of DC's picks from DC Creesman Jewelers because obviously
they are the sponsor of this.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
So shout out to D C. Creesman Jewelers.

Speaker 8 (58:56):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Now, Jeff, every week, let's say that you win this week. Okay,
everyone who picks Jeff, like you know, maybe there's let's
say there's one hundred comments and thirty three people pick
each of us. Thirty three people will be eligible for,
you know, one hundred dollars gift card and the fifty
dollars Red Lobster gift card because they picked you.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Now it's well, it's one hundred dollars gift card the
DC Crisman Jewelers and a fifty dollars gift card the
Red Lobster. We're gonna put each of our picks that
we that we think is gonna win this week, and
you decide which one of us got the games correct.
So if you think Rizzo guide him right this week
and all his teams are gonna win, then you just
write Rizzo underneath and it's that simple and you'll be

(59:40):
in the running for that one hundred dollars DC Crisman
Jewelers gift card and fifty dollars to Red Lobster. It's
real simple. So we're gonna make our picks and then
we will be posting it on the one o five
nine the Mountain Facebook page. So look, get some jewelry,
get a little red lobster. That sounds like a date
night to me, honestly. Jewelry, red lobster.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Here's the thing. DC's on his way in right now.
We're go to make our picks, coming up after Eric Clapton.
So uh, after you hear our picks, and make sure
you go to the one oh five nine in the
Mountain Facebook page. There you will see all of ours
written down, and whoever you agree with the most, you

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write their name. That's all you have to do, and
then we'll scoop it all up into a hat and
then we'll go from there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
What he is one hundred dollars and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
To the DC Crisman Jewelers and fifty dollars a red
lobster bro that is quite a price every.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Week by the Lady of Necklace. And then you take
her out to dinner right up the road. I think
it's biscuits. I love it, crab boil me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Yeah, absolutely, all right, guys, uh well, the uh the
football picks are next. The after let titled Rizzo and
Jeff and DC Football Pick.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Yeah show. What a well thought out name.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Now we'll talk to you a little bit. It is
one of five nine the Mountain, Nashville's classic rock of
the Rizzo and Jeff Show and Jeff. Finally, our friend
d C is here from DC Creaseman Jewelers, and you
know I would head over to the one oh five
nine a Mountain Facebook because it's this simple. You know,
whether you agree with my picks, Jeff's picks, or DC's picks,

(01:01:15):
you know, you write down whoever's name you agree with,
right Jeff, and then you know you if you pick
the winner of the three of us that week, you're
eligible for one hundred dollars DC Crisman Gift card, a
jewelry gift card to jewelry store, and a fifty dollars
red Lobster gift card.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Right, yeah, Look, if you want to win those prizes,
you picked Jeff every single week because I'm going to
have them right for you. So look, you know you're
all with your boy Jeff here, You're gonna get yourself jewelry, delicious, lobster.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
I'm your guy, all right, all right, Well, you know what,
it is kind of hard to believe that NFL starts tonight.
We're gonna be tired on Friday, but boy, it's gonna
be worth it.

Speaker 12 (01:01:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Yeah, Look, this is what we're gonna be doing every
every week, and you need to follow along on the
one o five to nine the Mountain Facebook page. It's
gonna be Rizzo, it's gonna be myself, and it's gonna
be d C. Criesman, who is here with us right now.
We're gonna be picking our games of the week and
then we're gonna post them and you decide who do
you think is the closest, who's right? And if you're

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right and you pick the right person, guess what one
hundred dollars d C. Creesman gift card right there to
the store. And not only that, a fifty dollars gift
card or gift certificate to Red Lobster as well. And look,
he's every week. That's every week, every week. Think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
So make sure you go to the one oh five
nine Facebook and check it out because Jeff, I mean
talk about every week. I mean. And then it's just
gonna get better as the season goes away, up yup,
as we get into the playoffs and then the big game.
So all of that. So so yeah, without any further ado,
we have our good friend DC here with us.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
How you doing, My friend Ryschunk might get taller. Yeah, well,
look the kid can play. Yeah, it's just he's just
got to be upright. That's the most important thing, okay
in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
So we included the Panthers game, and we will every week,
and we will every week. But you know we're going
to start and you know, I'll pick mine, you pick yours,
and then we'll let DC pick his. And again you
go to one oh five nine the Mountain Facebook and
you look and it'll say Rizzos picks, Jeff's picks, DC's picks,
and then whoever you choose, whether it's me, Jeff or

(01:03:23):
d C and whoever wins that week. There you go.
We'll put you in a pool and then someone's going
to get that one hundred dollars gift card to DC,
Crisman Jeweler, and Red Lobsters.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
So I'm gonna make it easy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
We're gonna do the Cowboys and Eagles, Chiefs and Chargers, Dolphins, Colts, Steelers, Jets, Panthers, Jags,
and we each do an upset of the week, like
it all right, and then if if we're all tied up,
we'll have DC call in on Monday. So Cowboys versus
Eagles to start tonight, I think this is no brainer.
Eagles beat them by ten. They beat the Brakes off. Yeah,

(01:03:57):
I think I was looking at the line.

Speaker 26 (01:03:58):
It was about eight and a half. So yeah, I
gotta go Eagles. So all day the Cowboys loseing Mica too.
They just no pass rush.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
No whatsoever. There's gonna be no pass rush. They can't
run the ball to Cowboys, so they're gonna have a
big issue there. So we're all on the same page
when it comes to that. Eagles, all right, all.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Right, so the Chiefs at the Chargers, I mean, I
hate to be this guy. I think the Eagles and
the Chiefs are the two best teams in the league,
So you gotta go Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
I think I'm going Chiefs, Are you I am? I'm
gonna tell you where I'm heading on this poppy. All right, Okay,
don't count out the Chargers this year. I think they're
gonna be a good team. I'm going Chargers with the win.
I don't. I don't hate the pick. Obviously, I like
the Chiefs because obviously it's the Chiefs. But the Chargers,
I think at home, do have a chance.

Speaker 12 (01:04:41):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
They got the heck of a quarterback right there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
See alright, alright, alright, So Dolphins at Colts, this one.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
I know he gets banged in the head all the time,
but all.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
The time, you feel like the Colts have had such
bad luck since Andrew Lugley. I just think there's an
away they win because they just can't. They can't win.
So I'll take the Dolphins with banged up to a
tongue of I low.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
I just I just can't. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm
heading Miami here as well. I'm kind of feeling Miami
a little bit here as well. So that's gonna be
a tough division over there. The AFC East there. But yeah,
I like Miami here.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Was there a pun in that?

Speaker 8 (01:05:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Look since looking, yeah, and there hasn't been.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Yeah, there hasn't been.

Speaker 26 (01:05:27):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with the All Boys on this too,
deaf with the Dolphins on this one.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Okay, I look at all right, So I think you know,
we have two more games. I've said, Steelers at Jets.
I'm gonna tell you something. I like the Steelers.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
They kind of remind me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Of the commanders of the AFC in that they are
about two three years away from being really competitive. Yeah,
so I am actually gonna go with the Steelers out right.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Yeah, look, I'm here with you again. We're gonna be
riding the Grandpa train right right there in the Steel City.
But I'm feeling this one. You know, Aaron Rodgers really
not showing much in practice. I think that's all by design.
Uh you got d K out there now. Uh So
I'm like a little bit. I think I think we're
going to Stillers on this one as well. I hate

(01:06:14):
to do it, man, terrible tie with me too. And honestly,
you got I mean they swap.

Speaker 26 (01:06:17):
Quarterbacks, you got fields in New York and then you got,
you know, Rogers with the Steelers.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
But I think Rogers has got a lot to prove.

Speaker 26 (01:06:23):
Everyone saying he's an old man now and yeah, I
still think the man can sling the ball around one
year ago.

Speaker 12 (01:06:28):
This is it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
It's gonna be the final year for him.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Here's the thing, though, man, he does he does the
Ayahuaska cave thing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
He's a real weird dude.

Speaker 10 (01:06:35):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
I can't. I can't, Oh my god, for sure.

Speaker 10 (01:06:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
But he just sit on some rooftop doing ayahuasca downtown, Yeah, right,
watching the sunset. Yeah, I I yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
I think last game, obviously we'll do Panthers. That Jags
will do the Panthers every week. I this is this
was hard because, like you said, the quarterback can can
can ball a little bit. But I'm going to take
the Jags. I think Trevor Lawrence will have a decent game.
I just don't think the Panthers have the talent in

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the on the defense or with the run game quite yet.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
See Drags only get two and a half at home.
We were talking about this Travis Hutter. They want to
put them there. There's some of the words coming out
of there. The Duval Yea that they want to put
them on a pitch count. That's not kind of how
you start the season. And if the Panthers are gonna
start off this year, this has got to be a
game that they take in Jacksonville, no doubt about it,

(01:07:34):
if they want to get going.

Speaker 26 (01:07:35):
So I'm going Panthers, you know, I have to, no doubt,
go Panthers. And I don't know if y'all know about
the whole history thing they've talked about with the things
that's happened with CAROLINEA and the Super Bowl. So both
times the Panthers went to the Super Bowl, Ohio State
has won the National Championship the week one of their
schedule is Jacksonville, and Jalo was going through a divorce.
All three of those things are happening right now.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
I gotta tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
It's a real stat line thousand and three.

Speaker 26 (01:08:04):
In twenty fifteen, Ohio State had won the National championship
the year before, the Panthers were playing the Jags week one,
and jay Loo was going through a divorce. All three
things are happening right now. Is this is this what
it's like Google? This is Googleable, This is Google.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
That's what it's like being a Panther say, all right, okay,
so we're gonna do this kind of upset pick of
the week.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
You know, this kind of differentiate us. Maybe we're all
kind of tight or close when it comes to our
five games. So, uh, I gotta tell you, Washington great squad.
I think they're in a division with the Philadelphia Eagles,
who are far superior to them right now. I think

(01:08:51):
their quarterback is fantastic. I think they got a nice receiver.
I think in two years, look out, I think Dak
is half the salary cap for the Cowboy. So I'm
gonna say Giants over the Commanders because they're gonna come
out over confident.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
You like that, Okay, all right, look Giants. You know
they got Russell Wilson throwing the ball down there a
little bit, so if he has any form like he
was in Seattle, he'll be all right. All right, here's mine.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
I like the.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Kid, cam Ward. I like him right, he can play
a little bit, I think. And you know, the Broncos
are getting a lot of love in the preseason. It
feels like some of the Cowboys love it's our year.
I think the Titans roll on in and take care
of the Broncos Week one. I like it. Oh.

Speaker 26 (01:09:37):
I don't know if we're talking upset here, but I
really like the Raiders over the Patriots. I really think
that Gentry is a heck of.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
A running back.

Speaker 26 (01:09:43):
I think he's the next Marshawn Lynch in my opinion.
That boy can run people flat over.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
It's funny because it would be considered an upset because
they just signed Milton Williams from the Eagles for like
sixty million. They put a lot of money to that defense.
So if they lose, they're not gonna to be happy. Yeah, yeah,
that's gonna be Look. Uh, you know they got the
new ball coach there in New England. He doesn't play
games a little bit, but so we like it some

(01:10:10):
Vegas Raiders. All right, sir, all right, well then all right,
so listen. You know I think that you know all
you got to do? Now go to Facebook one O
five nine amountain. You're going to see a picture, well,
well three pictures. You know my picks. Jeff picks DC's picks,
and each week there will be a winner, I guess. Like,

(01:10:33):
so if I win or DC wins, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
You decide, right, you pick which one of us you
think is closest to getting them all right, Uh, you
do that and uh and guess what you get yourself
one hundred dollars DC Creesman the certificate and we'll hook
you up with fifty dollars from Red Lobster. You get
that crab boil everybody's talking about there right doing that,
that's it. You gotta try it, right. So, like I said,

(01:10:58):
take a look right now on the Facebook. What if
mine the mountain on Facebook? And let's see who you
think is right?

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Absolutely, And now before we go, thank you again to
DC Crisman Jewelers.

Speaker 10 (01:11:08):
DC.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
If if there's.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Anything you want to say, you got any any any
more bold predictions, because that was quite a stat line
you game.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Yeah, it's google bole, man, I'm telling you so you're
saying it's j LO divorce.

Speaker 26 (01:11:23):
Ohio State had won the national championship the year prior
and they won one. We were playing the Jacksonville Jaguars
in the two thousand and three and fifteen. Now, I'm
not saying or win the Super Bowl, but we might
if you can get to the day. We can get
there with if if history repeats itself. Okay, shit, listen,
I I like it. I think, uh, I think I'm
going to start off the winner this week. But that's okay,

(01:11:44):
that's the last chance because Jayla said she's never getting
married again.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Man, this is who I think divorce afflic twice. Yes, yeah,
well then if it's afflet was it Affleck? Then I
wasn't keep up Julie Affleck. Yeah, back with it, Mark Anthony,
Then Mark Anthony, it was Penn again. Yeah. So all right, Well,
like you said, go to Facebook. What are we talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
One hundred dour DC Creesman gift card and a fifty
dollars gift card to Red Lobster. Who do you think
is gonna win? We'll be right back at two O
five nine in the Mountain Nashville's Clais of Rock. This
is the Rizlon and Jeff Show with d C from
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Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
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That's a two eight to two four oh one O.

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Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
O five nine of Mountain Nashville is Clais of Rock,
Rizu and Jeff Show and uh dare I question a pee? Paul?

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
I don't like doing it?

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
As a matter of fact, it makes me feel bad.
But I'm here to question a peopaul, all right, uh,
and I'm here to maybe get some insight from you.
Sure eight two eight two four oh one oh five nine.
I would love somebody to bring some logic to me
for this. Whether you're a parent a grandparent, how can

(01:13:07):
you go pick up a kid right from school from
wherever and take the wrong one? Okay? How do you
not know that that's your grandson or your son or
your granddaughter, whatever the case may be.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Yeah, okay, let me try to break it down for you.
So this is a grandfather picked up the wrong kid
at a preschool. Oh yeah, I mean we have the
quick news story. I mean you can break it down.
You want to break it down now, you want to
break it down after the news story, you know it
hit the story, and then I'll try to just get
you to understand. Okay, we could have possibly went wrong

(01:13:44):
with this Peo Paul.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
Yeah, all right, So here's the peepole and this is
what pea Paul did.

Speaker 14 (01:13:49):
There are mounting questions this morning around how a city
grandfather was able to mistakenly take the wrong child home
from a childcare center in the city South. The boys
mother arrived at the First Steps Learning Academy to find
her son wasn't there. The boy apparently looked like the
grandfather's grandson. He is devastated, of course, about his mistake,

(01:14:11):
and the educator who gave him the wrong child has
been stood down. The censer is taking measures to make
sure it can't happen again, with the regulator now investigating.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
I will tell you this, this is a peepole who's
out of control.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
This is Alzheimer's poppy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
And I hate to say it, but you should not
allow that man out of the house. How he can
kidnap another child. He's a kidnapper. He's a certifiable kidnapping kid.
And I gotta tell you something. This guy needs to
go to the nursing home and play with a puzzle.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Stop picking up kids. We're hanging out in Delaware. Jill, Joe,
here we go, Jill Biden. Jill says to Joe, Joe,
Joey and Judo, do me a favor today, right, what's
a favor? No, he's to do me a favor today.
I need you to go pick up our grandson from

(01:15:06):
the preschool. All right, Gonna leave you to your own devices. Well,
Joe Biden gets in the car, You're not gonna have
any secret service. He's got no secret service. No, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
So let me see what is he getting in his
favorite car, his nineteen seventy seven Volvo.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Sure, all right, he's going seventy seven Volvo garage where
all the documents were right, okay, right, So he gets
in the in the car and he goes to pick
up the grand kid, all right?

Speaker 10 (01:15:29):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
And then he gets there. This is this is a
Joe move, okay, where you pick up the wrong one,
you return home, it's the wrong kid. You see what
I'm saying. I mean, there's got there's that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
That was an explanation about, you know, former President Joe
Biden being mistakenly driving a nineteen seventy seven Volvo by
picking up his grandchild.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
My question is how can any p paul do this
like so so like I get how Joe could do
this right? I get how, like Keith Richards, how he
could do this right allowed to drive? Well probably not,
but if he is allowed to drive, I get how
Keith Richards could do this right? I get how? You know,
I don't know miss Cleo. She could do make it.

(01:16:17):
That's what I mean. She's dead, so obviously she wouldn't
be able to pick up too many kids. You know.
I could get how like the drunk Japanese people, how
they could accidentally do this, But I don't know how.
Is a grandfather, a grandmother, a father or a mother.
You can look at any other child and go, there's
my grandson. I mean, is this Abe Simpson? I mean,
what's happened?

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Well, Bro, I gotta tell you it's it's kind of
hard to mistake your grandchild. I mean, I could be wrong,
but I guess well.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
I mean, babies kind of look the same. They're all frumpy,
they're all dumby, but I mean at a year and
a half to two years old, they're beginning to be
who they are, correct. I mean I look at picture
of me at two or three years old, and I'm thinking, right,
said Fred, and I'm like, WHOA, are you too sexy

(01:17:08):
for that outfit?

Speaker 17 (01:17:08):
Or what?

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Wow? That's what you're telling Yourself's what I'm telling. I'm saying, wow,
h dubs in the White House, and I'm just I
am proudly for no one's leaving me.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
That's on purpose, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Yeah, I'm thinking I Ca'm gonna drive down to d
C and get a little bit of Barbara. Oh yeah,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Now here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Even Barbara, I don't think she would do this, But
my co it's like, you have a man who literally
takes an other child. They let him take another child,
and I mean the child doesn't say, hey, you make
bet bet, So it's like, what's got what's going on here?

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
The kids know, I don't know where they're heading.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
You know, there's an old man that's kissing them and
taking them somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
I would be alarmed. Well, maybe the grandfather doesn't come
very often, so they would assume. But generally, you know,
this is a real Walter Matthow situation.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
That don't you blame math out. Don't say this is
a math Owl.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
But you show up And how does the prit school
Let's talk about the teachers in the school. How do
they not know that you're taking the wrong kid? Unless
he just scooped him up from the playground and laughed. Well,
I don't think he did a play school. I don't
think he did a playground scoop.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
But I think he did it inside the classroom hot
heidihoe of the teacher. I'm taking a kid's scoop and
the kid didn't say anything. I don't know why the
kid didn't say anything. That's an interesting scoop, but it's
it's an interesting scoop. But the thing is, like I'm
trying to get, is this a Bruce Willis thing?

Speaker 10 (01:18:33):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
Now we have him on our death pole. I mean,
he's confused.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
This is what we call a good old mathl mistake. Okay,
it's a good old mathstake. It's a math now mistake. Okay,
all right, right, I you know, I kind of wanted
it to be like a like.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
A you know, I know it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
You probably I know what you wanted it to be.
But guess what if that's not what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
It's a math ow it's a math it's a math mistake.
I just got to eat it.

Speaker 12 (01:18:57):
Don't eat it up.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
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Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
You know I I have a supposition, a presupposition here
on one O five nine the Mountain, Nashville's classic rock
and the Rizu and Jeff show. I believe that, uh,
when you reach a certain age, and I don't know
what ageeded is, you don't care anymore, as you know
evidence and what we're about to talk about here, Jeff.
There is a woman she was a teacher for thirty

(01:19:37):
five years or so, and uh, you know, she went
on a vacation of the beach. Well, she decided to
dismantle an entire tent and uh, chairs and cooler and
food and grill and walk away with it. And she
almost got it. And then of course the man comes

(01:20:00):
bag and says, this is my stuff. And she's like,
oh my word, how do you go to the beach?
You know what?

Speaker 12 (01:20:07):
Stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
You know, you know, but how do you go to
the beach and you're a school teacher and there's there's
you know, families that are there and they're enjoying time
with their kids and then decide to yourself, you're going
to disassemble their entire setup and then what take it?
What do you want with a beach umbrella? And somebody's
used town you know what, It's more than that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
The chair is nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
List they had a tent.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
You can beach chairs anywhere. Listen, they had a tent,
one of those votable tents. They are pretty awesome. They
had beautiful beach chairs with cushion. They were awesome. They
had a wagon. You know how expensive a wagon is,
And don't tell me you don't know, because well, you know,
when we lived in Rochester, you used said wagon often.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
Well, if it was if they had one of the
these are the hot things at the beach, and you
know out on the outer banks the cool cabanas. So
everybody had a cool cabana and they're about one hundred.
A nice one's about one hundred and ninety two hundred dollars.
So if it was a cool cabana, I get it.
I understand, But you steal it takes a lot of time.
You're stealing somebody's beach stuff. You know that they're there

(01:21:16):
somewhere on the beach and they're going to come at
some point, right and maybe walk up on you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
See. Here's the thing. I think they set their towel
in front of you know, whatever this setup was, because
there was plenty of a room. I think they were
pretending to tan their tushies.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
And they listened and said, all right, let's go to
the restaurant thing and we'll come back and what like
a half.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Hour, roll me back. And they said, all right, are
tanned tushies can dismantle and take everything. And they had
everything packed. The only thing that they didn't pack is
the cooler. That's all they need to do. Roll the
cooler away and just get this tent down.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
That's all they needed to do. I have the audio.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
It's a shame, so it's I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
But you got to watch the beaches for teacher Tushy,
because teach tush it's it's it's the tush that'll steal
from you, the teacher touschy.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
It seems the teacher tushy is the tush that just
never stops. All right, it keeps coming at you. All right,
this is our stuff.

Speaker 12 (01:22:17):
This is yours?

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Yes, oh, this is yours. And I see here that's
teacher too. You see that, damn right at you? Yes,
said yeah, absolutely, you can hear. Sounds like a librarian.
It sounds like Julia Child.

Speaker 5 (01:22:30):
New details now emerging about one of the women in
viirl video and her possible ties to Tampa Bay. The
video showing two women allegedly stealing a man's belongings on
a Florida beach now becoming a viral sensation, and we're
learning why a local school district is now getting involved.
The Citrus County School District confirming tonight they are now

(01:22:51):
conducting an investigation in the wake of a YouTube video that,
at last check, has collected more than six point four
million views and counting to a.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Listen, this is all ours, all of it, the chairs,
the bag, this is all our stuff.

Speaker 12 (01:23:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:23:08):
The video, taking over the July fourth holiday weekend at
New Smyrna Beach. It shows a man confront two women
allegedly disassembling his family's beach canopy, and they're acting like
it's their own. Well, now we're finding out one of
the women might be a Citrus County School District employee.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Oh no, she is.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
She is. Let me tell you something about this lady
at Citrus County Schools. Okay, she's been there for thirty
two years and she knows what she's doing. And by
the way, she's in a pink ones one piecer. Yeah,
I have to tell you. Well, she looks like a
nice can of cream corn.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Now look, now here's the deal with New Smyrna Beach.

Speaker 27 (01:23:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
So it's on the kind of near the Space Coast
on the east coast of Florida, and it's one of
the beaches where you can drive your car onto the beach.
It is, so she couldn't. She was probably plotting a
getaway with it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
I didn't see a whip. I saw her carrying it. Yeah,
and I think this attempt was I don't think she
tried hard enough.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
But result, here's the deal. It's Florida. You can trash
pick an umbrella and beach shares, honestly, but.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
You are not understanding. Yes you can. But what she
was doing was taken down the tent. She wanted the grill,
she wanted the cologne, she wanted the ceigars, she wanted
the beer. She wanted the whole setup that was like
a four or five hundred dollars step. She wanted the Kvasia. Yeah.

(01:24:43):
I mean she had a bottle of Kvasier in the
cooler and she was trying to take it down. She
was a couple of Kavasiers in and she couldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
You know, on you you know what the stuff is yours.
She knew what she was doing Okay, you know what
you were doing.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
But why what?

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
It's Florida. You can get the beach stuff anywhere. You
don't need somebody's dirty towel and they're you know, ham
and cheese, Sammis.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
Could it be she was tanning her teacher tushy? Could
it be that she wanted somebody to give it out?

Speaker 8 (01:25:16):
I what?

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
Oh m hm, I don't know what?

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
Is that a spank? She wanted this guy with his
kids to spank her tanned teacher toushy on New Smerna beach.

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
So I'm thinking that logical reasons?

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
So she pretends to really instead of asking, she just
pretends that she is stealing all of the family stuff
to get a waffle on the back door from this
guy who's sitting there with his wife and kids.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
It's about what I think. I mean, that's the only
thing that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Where the hell does she teach at count me.

Speaker 12 (01:25:49):
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Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
No, So you don't think they got him? No, I
don't think they got it. You think you think? Do
you think they all brought that?

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Really?

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
I think they dropped him. No, the mom's not wiping
him out in front of his family. That's not what
they do. You know the deal there no wife and
kids type of things.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
Yeah, no, yeah, no wife and kids. All right, So
then James Gandolphine, Well he didn't in real life, but
I guess in fake life he lives. He lived.

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Yeah, in real life he liked the white.

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He liked the white stuff, but he liked to eat. Yeah,
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Speaker 11 (01:27:10):
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Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
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(01:27:34):
without a winner. The next one is going to be
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Speaker 11 (01:27:49):
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Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
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Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
It was?

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
It was like I wonder if it'll still show up?
Probably not, but it was like seven something some I
remember the number of the first number being seven, I
don't remember off the top of my see.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
And so it gave you all those numbers and the power.
But I would see I would say something like I
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second position, third position? You know you know what I mean,
give at least give you the most likely numbers. Yeah,
I mean it's hard, but or like what numbers are
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It will put them to work. That'll be fun. Be
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Speaker 12 (01:29:13):
Are we still doing this?

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
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Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Now, Denzel Washington. At any point after all these years, Rizzo,
I'm done with this guy could have told everybody that
we have been saying his name wrong all this time.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
He revealed this week on Jimmy Kimmel Live that that
is the case. And you know, I guess, Jimmy Kimbol,
He's a silly guy likes being silly. I guess he
went on there was saying, look, you know, after you know,
nineteen eighty six, when you won whatever, that they noticed
that the names for NFL players started to tick up.

(01:29:58):
There were a lot more Denzel out there. And then
we found out that there really isn't a Denzel Washington.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Well no, as a matter of fact, and he could
have absolutely opened his big fat mouth when he won
an Oscar, or when he won another Oscar, or when
he was doing a project ever way, he could have
done it whenever. And you know what, man, I don't
like it. I think it's I think it's devious. And

(01:30:26):
you know when when he goes on this show and
starts talking all the Shenanigans. Oh not that show. That
was a different show. He was in Indianapolis, Sorry about that?
Who is Yeah? Wow, that's true. That's true. No, Denzel,
this is our stuff. My goodness, gracious, what's.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
Got all of my Denzel? We're just gonna have to
tell him, Denzel, did you know that there are currently
four players named Denzel in the NFL?

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
I know, and before.

Speaker 6 (01:30:57):
There was a lot of Denzel.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
There weren't that many before or your first oscar there
was zero in nineteen eighty seven.

Speaker 6 (01:31:03):
And this is how you know they named themselves after me,
because wait a minute, because my name's not pronounced Denzel.
My name's pronounced Denzel. Oh, I'm Denzil Junior. My father's
Denzil Hayes Washington Senior. I'm Denzil Hayes Washington Junior. My
mother would say Denzil, and we both show up, so

(01:31:27):
she said, from now on, you're Denzel.

Speaker 12 (01:31:29):
Well that's how we got to announced it. Denzel.

Speaker 11 (01:31:32):
Oh, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
What a clapworthy story, Denzil Denziel. So let me let
me ask some You win your first oscar eighty eight, Okay,
you get into all these I mean, you're playing with Hackman,
all right. You're playing with Hackman. You're playing with Sam Elliott,
you're playing with Ethan Hawk, You're playing with Training Day

(01:31:56):
and being a dirty comp you get dirty with the
dirty lady in that dirty hotel room, and uh, you
know you uh don't say one time they say coming
up to the stage for this oscar, it's the second one.
It's the third one, Denzel washing dinner, even when they
you know, on Jimmy Kimmel it's Donzel watching. He goes, actually,

(01:32:18):
it's Dinzel.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
Well he's at the end, right, So he said, where
the hell is a Denzil going in life? Not not
too Farnel, get you nowhere, Denzel will get you somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
Denzel is a guy who owns a hot dog cart.
Denzel wins an oscar. That's right, Denzil has dedicated his
life to the tubed meet. Okay, Denzel's hooked on tube.
He likes the way. He's okay, well, thanks Denzil, all

(01:32:55):
right to meets the long way.

Speaker 12 (01:32:57):
And go stop. But they just keep making it worse.

Speaker 3 (01:33:01):
Jeff News neworked or as you my note, the JNN
is on your radio.

Speaker 10 (01:33:08):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
So most Americans take their phone to the bathroom with them.

Speaker 11 (01:33:12):
We all know.

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
Rizzo spends his life in the restroom with his phone
doing basically nothing. Doom scrolling okay, you know, seeing comments,
going through reddits, all kinds of stuff. Okay, but here's
the deal. A new study has found that spending time
an exorbitant amount of time in the bathroom with your

(01:33:37):
phone ups your risk for hemorrhoids by almost fifty percent.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
How is that even possible, Jeff? How is that even
possible about the roids.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
Well, they researchers polled a couple of hundred adults before
they went in for their routine colonoscopies. I'm not far away,
and two thirds of them admitted they used their phone
on the toilet. The top two things they said they
use their phone for are to catch up on news
and scultered social media. And then the people that use

(01:34:09):
their phones the most in there were the ones that
were suffering from the roids. Okay, wow, Now ideally, doctor said,
so what Deroyd's when you're just sitting I guess for
a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
I don't know, but.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
They say, ideally you shouldn't be in there, arizo. Okay,
ideally for more than five minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
What if you're blowing up the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
Well, you know, there's extenuating circumstances, but you'll also don't
go in, and you also don't bring baked Lay's potato
chips into the bathroom with you. Well as a sign
that you're going to be in there for an extended people, Well,
here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
See baked lays and mustard. You know it gives me
and mustard, Yeah, it gives me time to decompress. What
are you bring in a dinner trade? Well, you know,
I a plate. You know, I got a plate in
the back there. I also have my drink, you know,
my little eagles cuppy drinking. And I sit there and
I say, you know what what am I going to

(01:35:05):
talk about on the show tomorrow? You know what am
I going to put on social media? Can I make
a good video today? What's going on with my life?
Would it be funny to make a video of me
in the bathroom? And then I always decide against it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
Let's see what Johnny thinks about about that?

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
Oh you want to see Johnny thinks about me in
the bathroom? All right, Johnny, what's up?

Speaker 10 (01:35:25):
I'm just heading back to the grinder that I had
to run out for a men or two. Let me
tell you this old boy riding this bicycle over here
on the main road. I guarantee you he's got some hembroids. Listen,
let me tell you the deal about these dipsticks. Okay, okay,
So here's the deal. When you're going on a road,

(01:35:46):
it's narrow already, and then you got some dipstick on
a bicycle that's got these little outfit on. You know
that tight spandex looking thing.

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
How tight are you?

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
How tight is it?

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
Johnny?

Speaker 10 (01:36:00):
It's like spink I mean, I mean you can see
every durn roll you light us or whatever you call
that stuff if you light us. But anyway, so this
failure is right, I mean, there's cars coming both ways.
I thought they made these bicycle lanes for all these people.

(01:36:20):
Spend all this money on it. Go on, man, let's go,
come on, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
N Bakers.

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
Bakers feel that they rule the streets.

Speaker 1 (01:36:27):
They have to.

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
Understand that, Johnny.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
They look at you as less that you know that
they are the bikers. They are saving the earth. You know,
they're exercising. You're just lazy. And they feel that.

Speaker 10 (01:36:38):
Here's here's the deal. So and you know, bless her
heart now listen to me. Listen to bless or heart. Now,
this is the deal.

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
You know.

Speaker 10 (01:36:47):
Sometimes they get hit by accidents, and and here's the problem.
When you hear about that, it's like an end of
the world for bicycle. It's like, you know, this guy
hit me, blah blah blah. Well, yes, what you was
in the dad gym road on the white line, hugging
everything under the sun right, putting you away from main
traffic in some places.

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
I mean, come on, Johnny, are you telling us that
you want to kill a biker?

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
You can't admit that on the air journey. Did you
ever think he's training to be the next Lance Armstrong?

Speaker 27 (01:37:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
Just let him do it.

Speaker 10 (01:37:19):
You know. Look, I wrote, I rode a motorcycle on
the auto Bond. Okay, over in Germany, I've been on
two wheels a lot. Okay, So, but here's the deal
with the bicyclist over here. Is it's different over there
than here. The bicyclist respect vehicles over there, okay, you know,

(01:37:43):
and they know where they need to go. Okay, Yeah, no, No,
I mean I'm all good with a bicycle on the
highway like that. Just please go to the proper location. Okay,
that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
Well, you know, you know what, Unfortunately I don't think
the bikes have radios. But I think your message has
been heard loud and clear. And if a bicyclist ends up,
you know, ran over, we don't know what happened.

Speaker 10 (01:38:08):
Well, no, I've already passed and went on down the highway.
I just wanted to tell you, you know this right
here is a common theme for this area, if you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
Look at you, doctor sus All right, John, we appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
Talk to you tomorrow. It's nice to have Johnny back.

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
It's crazy because I think, are we now his outot
for traffic?

Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
It's possible. Yeah, I wouldn't mind that. I just if
he if he's gonna go hit the guy, just like,
don't say it. You know who I just believe really
might not admit to it, but loves to wear tight
spandex and ride his bike. I think Daved boyd wouy Dave?

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
Are you riding a bike and spandex? Are you talking
about nan or?

Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
Half mix it? Boom and it sounds like you're in
a day Dave? Or do you have a megaphone and
you're sitting in a tree. What's happening here?

Speaker 10 (01:39:09):
I'm just sitting in a car.

Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
All right, there we go, There we go? All right?
So what were you asking about a nanor hammock?

Speaker 10 (01:39:15):
Well that isn't exactly what I was talking about. But
you were talking about colonies. I've got an out for you.
They have a thing called colo guard.

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
Oh yeah, well here's the thing with colo guard, and
nobody wants to collect their own sample. Who wants to
pooh in a bond?

Speaker 12 (01:39:32):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
And here's the deal.

Speaker 2 (01:39:35):
Day when you drop it off at the UPS store,
they know what the hell it is, okay, because it's
got the colon Guard logo on it. The whole frigging time.
They try to disguise it, but they know the address.
You see what I'm saying. So here's the deal. But
it's not ninety nine. They got to get up there. Yeah,
they gotta ge up there, Dave.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
They could send the results back like they did for
my uncle Pete, and they say, have to go get colonoscopy.
You gonna have to go.

Speaker 10 (01:40:00):
No matter what I've done, I've never had the one.

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
Oh, well, you've coll of guarded your your whole life.

Speaker 11 (01:40:09):
The whole Dave.

Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
Look, here's the deal. The day is gonna come where
you're gonna act that you're gonna have to lay on
that table and present.

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
Okay, all right, hey, thank you for sharing with us
that you've always coll of guarded in a bucket. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
Well, it's it's kind of like you kind of set
it over the underneath the toilet seat thing and then
you kind of collect your own thing and then well
Dave knows that's that deal. Yeah, well, Dave, thank you
for ship. That's good for you. I'm glad you caught
it in the ball. Yeah, he uses a pooper scooper,

(01:40:45):
What did you go in litter?

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
What do we talk as two calls about?

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
Where are we?

Speaker 11 (01:40:50):
What happened?

Speaker 20 (01:40:51):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
From that laugh from Dave sounds like he enjoys the
call guard. What do you do on every week ended?

Speaker 12 (01:41:00):
You're really creative?

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
Both the Mountain talking text line A two eight two
four oh one oh five nine two eight two four
oh one oh five nine one o.

Speaker 12 (01:41:10):
Five nine Mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
Patrick Bennett's are one oh five nine in Mountain Nashville's.

Speaker 28 (01:41:16):
Classic Arizon and Jef happened there? I don't know, Yeah,
I don't know. Hall of Famer though, something we didn't know. Well,
that's just what have we important reportant fact?

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
We went from Patricia Patrick I guess it's you know,
if you're a head in that way, it's a seamless transition.

Speaker 1 (01:41:35):
It's a seamless And here's the thing. I mean, theoretically
you could even.

Speaker 2 (01:41:38):
Go Patty Patty's way.

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
Patty, you're gonna be a Patty, you know what I mean?
You canna be a Patty bennettar and you don't know
which way you go in Patty?

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
Why she just stuck with pat Remember it's pat Yeah,
that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
Uh So anyway, uh coming up uh in about two
and a half minutes, we have uh little razzle dazzle.
All right, we're gonna try to break your day up today.
Yeah right, if we haven't already a little overcast today,
there's a little overcast.

Speaker 2 (01:42:11):
People are you know, it's full moon's coming.

Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
People are acting crazy, you know, Patty bees upset?

Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
Uh you know, he wrote me a letter, penned a letter.

Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
H she has a quill.

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
What are you Patty's pen pal?

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
I am Patty's peeping pen pal and she's got a quill.

Speaker 2 (01:42:30):
All right, that's time for a little c c R.
Cleanse them out.

Speaker 16 (01:42:48):
Made a way a plan, you know, dame me hear me,
there ain't no set that son, so.

Speaker 11 (01:43:08):
Yur me rid me. There ain't no want to the wall.
I'm put them on seeing the spoon in hand. No,
don't they help themselves.

Speaker 27 (01:43:23):
But when the tax man come to the doll now
the house of a lack of room, and say, yeah,
let me hear me, I ain't no millionaire sign.

Speaker 11 (01:43:36):
No, no let me year me. There ain't no want
of that wall. Yeah, the hair stop? Who I said?

(01:44:03):
You know, when you ask, I will shut you a

(01:44:25):
watching it. Watching it?

Speaker 1 (01:44:40):
It is one of my nine amunt Nationals. Classic Irah,
fortunate Son and fortunate r Wave to have Bart on
the phone. Bart, How you doing? Man?

Speaker 20 (01:44:50):
Good morning?

Speaker 10 (01:44:51):
I'm pretty good.

Speaker 23 (01:44:52):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
I'm okay? Bart didn't Yeah, whatever, Bart didn't like your
the silly joke about the Patrick Patricia Benattar whole kind
of thing. What didn't you like about it? I I
I ended on Patty.

Speaker 10 (01:45:08):
It's kind kind of I mean, she's one of the
iconic female rock singers of the eighties.

Speaker 20 (01:45:16):
Patrick.

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
First off, First off, it was a joke. And I
love Chrissy Hines. I mean, you can't say that pat
Benatar is better than Chrissy Hines from the Pretenders. Oh man,
that's a tough one.

Speaker 10 (01:45:28):
I'm not going to make that call.

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
Well, that's what I'm saying. What about Stevie Nicks.

Speaker 20 (01:45:34):
I used to love her back to the Day You're
Gypsy and all that.

Speaker 10 (01:45:37):
She's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
Yeah, I mean there's a lot and I think that
the Patrick Patricia thing was just a little joke instead
of you know, everyone says it's pat Benatar. Nobody really
extends the name. No one says it's Patricia William.

Speaker 2 (01:45:55):
All right, I apologize, Bart, take my apology.

Speaker 20 (01:45:59):
Okay, I accept your biology.

Speaker 12 (01:46:01):
I accept it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
You have a wonderful day. You know, I listen a
killer input.

Speaker 1 (01:46:11):
All I wanted to do was just add a little
you know, they called flair, right, so I said to myself,
you always hear Pat Benettar do you ever hear that
was Patricia? That was Patrick?

Speaker 24 (01:46:22):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
You don't?

Speaker 12 (01:46:23):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:46:24):
I mean, that's all you know.

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
Let's just be brutally honest. None of it makes sense.
The whole conversation is just.

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
Well, it makes more sense than them us doing the
J and N and people calling about cola guard and
then running people over on a bike.

Speaker 2 (01:46:36):
I know, and then you got bar call and he's
sitting at home in his FTLS. This show doesn't make
sense to you. Don't you get it?

Speaker 1 (01:46:43):
People?

Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
All right, now, let's move on.

Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
He calling back, I don't know is that him? It
might be you can just double track Hello, Hello, Hey, Hi,
how you doing.

Speaker 20 (01:47:02):
I'm wonderful, how are y all doing Brad good?

Speaker 2 (01:47:05):
What's up?

Speaker 10 (01:47:06):
Well?

Speaker 20 (01:47:07):
This is Kat and I've been meaning to call you guys.
I wanted to gets to Rod Stewart a while back,
and I went and I just wanted to thank you guys.
That was the most awesome concert. He did a tribute
to Ozzie. It was beautiful, was it? And oh my god,
it was amazing. He changed tants like six times. He

(01:47:28):
was taking his booty up there, just jumping around like
he was not eighty at all.

Speaker 2 (01:47:32):
Now did he did he now the voice? Everybody knows
the voice. Did it sound the same that he sound good?

Speaker 20 (01:47:38):
He sounded wonderful and he was, I mean he was
up there just moving and grooving. He had all these
instrumentalists with him, and it was it was fabulous, awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:47:47):
That's awesome. I'm glad to hear that.

Speaker 1 (01:47:49):
I mean, you don't necessarily hear Rod and Ozzy in
the same sense, but it's cool to see that there's
like a little little tribute there.

Speaker 2 (01:47:56):
That was cool.

Speaker 20 (01:47:56):
Is that the one where you know they were friends? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
I know, yeah, I know, which is interesting because we're
both from the same area.

Speaker 2 (01:48:03):
Now, it was just the one where he was showing
the video of like the artificial intelligence video of everybody
that had passed. You know, it was like Michael Jackson,
it was Ozzy. They were all different ones in their whitney. Yeah, okay, it.

Speaker 20 (01:48:19):
Was really really neat.

Speaker 11 (01:48:20):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
Well listen, I'm glad you could go and I got fun. Yeah,
I'm glad you had fun. And thank you for bringing
some normalcy to the to the air here today. I mean,
one more phone call. I was about to explode, you know.

Speaker 20 (01:48:34):
Oh hey, speaking of Stevie, and I love the Pat
Benizard joke. By the way, that was funny.

Speaker 1 (01:48:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 20 (01:48:40):
She is amazing. I get to him.

Speaker 11 (01:48:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 20 (01:48:45):
Is this still Stevie tickets out there anywhere floating around
unneathom for what?

Speaker 1 (01:48:49):
Stevie?

Speaker 11 (01:48:50):
Stevie?

Speaker 10 (01:48:50):
Not that I heard.

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
I I got to tell you, Stevie sells out pretty quick.

Speaker 24 (01:48:54):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
Stevie's you know, she's a legend, Like you know, she
sells out pretty quick.

Speaker 20 (01:49:00):
I know she's on my list, but the tickets are
like two hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:49:03):
I know it's a bucket list concert for sure, like
a Cat Stevens or something, you know what I mean?

Speaker 20 (01:49:09):
Yes, right, So anyway, that was not my call. That
was not the reason I called to say thank you
and just to tell you guys how great it was.

Speaker 2 (01:49:16):
Well, thank you, we appreciate Just remember, Jeff is your
concert connection?

Speaker 1 (01:49:21):
Okay, so I got you any time, right, I'm not
your concert connection. Jeff is okay, okay, all right, thank you,
Thanks appreciating it. We even have time for the rise.

Speaker 10 (01:49:33):
We don't.

Speaker 2 (01:49:33):
Here's the thing, that's all right, here's the thing. I
am sorry that.

Speaker 1 (01:49:38):
I'm not your concert connection. And I'm glad that she
gets the Pat Patrick joke. It was just a joke.
I didn't even think it was that funny. I thought
it was hilarious, and it's caused it to two very
diametrically imposed calls. And then Cole the Guard came in.
So this show is I don't know what we try

(01:50:00):
week over? Yeah, can you put us on the mountain.

Speaker 3 (01:50:03):
Talking text line at a two eight two four o nine.
That's a two eight two four oh one.

Speaker 12 (01:50:08):
O five nine.

Speaker 1 (01:50:11):
One o five nine a mounta Nashville's classic rock, the
Rizzo and the Jeff's Show and a nonsensical hour. This
has been uh, you know, but hey, we we love
when you call uh at A two four oh one
oh five nine just to play around or we love
when uh, you know, you just feel fun and fantasy free.
We we've heard from Bart Johnny, we heard from somebody

(01:50:33):
went to a Rod Stewart concert. So the Aussie tribute.
That was cool.

Speaker 2 (01:50:37):
But unfortunately, Jeff, the fun does have to stop sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:50:42):
Yeah, yeah, we.

Speaker 2 (01:50:43):
Don't have more fun tomorrow. Well hold on now, hold
on now, right now.

Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
I urge you to go to the one O five
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and as we do it more and you hear about
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(01:51:10):
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(01:51:55):
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Speaker 1 (01:51:56):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:51:57):
But now it's time, sadly for things that didn't make
the show.

Speaker 3 (01:52:02):
Rizzo't you have tried to do their work today but
just couldn't quite get it done. So here's where they
try to cram it all in at the end. It's
what didn't make the show on one five nine the Mousehead.

Speaker 1 (01:52:12):
Now there's no audio with this, but I did want
to talk about it because I really feel like this
is something that we have to get to the bottom of. Okay,
there was a man who worked at a Florida, you know,
pet store, and at this pet store, he was dressed

(01:52:36):
like a puppy. Okay, and he decided to walk around
with his inflatable puppy costume and strangle you know, a
kid that was riding a bike who he's had disputes with.
So I guess what's happened is the kid drives by,
says ha ha, you make fat loser. Look at what

(01:52:57):
your job is. You're wearing a puppy costume. So he
just went af from strangled to kid uh and just
let him have it Homer Simpson style. Man, I mean
that's something, Jeff dude. I get you like your job, man,
but you're you're running a pumpy mill over here.

Speaker 11 (01:53:13):
He's just he's not even.

Speaker 1 (01:53:15):
Running a puppy mill. He's the guy who wears the
puppy cause you need people to come in.

Speaker 2 (01:53:20):
We need that we know where the pumpies are at it. Well,
you know they don't. He's outfit, don't you know that?

Speaker 1 (01:53:27):
That's so the crux of this is that you know,
at tax time they have those people dress up like
Uncle Sam and stuff to point you in a liberty tax. Sure, okay,
well it's sort of like that. He's in a puppy
costume and he's pointing you into a store. That's just pumpies.
That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:53:41):
I want to fight all those people too. Okay, you're
out there, you're dress like the statue of Liberty. Okay, right, okay,
you want to kick you in the kneecap. Really, I
was a statue of Liberty. It was my very very
very first ship.

Speaker 1 (01:53:53):
He gave me five dollars each each shift it was
like two hours, and I would stand on the corner
of mcdavee Boulevard and I would wear the Uncle Sam
and my brother would wear Lady Liberty.

Speaker 2 (01:54:04):
But your parents are proud.

Speaker 1 (01:54:06):
They always have been, Riz.

Speaker 12 (01:54:09):
Don't Jem. Tried to do their work today but just
couldn't quite get it done. So here's where they try
to cram it all in at the end. It's what
didn't make the show on one five nine the mountain
Head again.

Speaker 1 (01:54:20):
You know, this is something that you know, I really
wish and maybe it will tomorrow. You know, have a
little bit of you know, audio with it. But you know,
there was this man, his name, you know, I believe
was Howist or Hollist. Anyway, he was a barber. He
became very upset, uh and you know, tried to attempted

(01:54:46):
to burn down a store after he kept losing bets.
What he did was he put you know, I guess
some accelerant on the carpet of a store and tried
to light it on fire because he was upset that
he kept losing bets. And you know, he says he's

(01:55:08):
sorry for what he has done. He has drunken actions,
leaving him feeling very sad. Okay, so he couldn't wasn't
winning bets, and he was trying to burn the joint down. Well,
he wasn't bets he's making well, so okay, here's the thing.
He was punching a gambling machine out of anger, threatening
to smash up the premises and burn it down, tried

(01:55:29):
to burn it down, and he was losing ten dollar bets, ten.

Speaker 2 (01:55:35):
Dollar bets, ten dollar bet all right, bro one eight
hundred gambling. It's the National Problem Gambling Helpline, all right,
and it's you know, it's run by the National Cancel
on Problem Gambling. So if you got an issue or
you're making just straight up big money ten dollars bets
and your figure you're putting accelerate on the floor, I mean,

(01:55:58):
what bets are you making for ten bucks on things?
At a at a barber shop. You know, you know
what man only only God knows. I couldn't even begin
to tell you this. This next guy up is coming
in for a fade. No, I don't think there's coming
in the next ball. Yeah, it's coming next. You're gonna
give him a perm, right, you know what I mean? Wait,

(01:56:18):
take a long.

Speaker 1 (01:56:19):
Shot on the per perms plus fifteen hundred. You know
what I mean, Throw ten down on that.

Speaker 2 (01:56:24):
You're betting at a barber shop. Go perm every time?

Speaker 1 (01:56:26):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:56:27):
Roll irizon't you have tried to do their work today
but just couldn't quite get it done.

Speaker 12 (01:56:32):
So here's where they try to cram it all in
at the end. It's what didn't make the show on
the mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:56:38):
I'm sad to say that these happy times that we
remember it started on Super Bowl Sunday. I believe the
old Ed McMahon was the first one to come to
your house and make you smile.

Speaker 2 (01:56:50):
I don't think Ed did this one. I think Ed Ed,
Ed was the one. What's the other one that was like, uh,
he did like America's American Family Publishers. Well he sucks,
Ed McMahon.

Speaker 1 (01:57:03):
Yeah, you know he sucks because you know what Publisher's
Clearinghouse was the way to go.

Speaker 2 (01:57:07):
That was the OG. Yeah, but they ran very similar.

Speaker 1 (01:57:10):
But yeah, he did. American Family Publishers.

Speaker 2 (01:57:13):
I guess they're out of business too. Wow, it's all
it's all gone, just like.

Speaker 1 (01:57:19):
Well, here's the situation. Publisher's Clearinghouse. If you remember these commercials.

Speaker 12 (01:57:23):
Just stop making excuses.

Speaker 1 (01:57:24):
Only publishers clearinghouse can make you so rich, so fast,
so later. So Publisher's Clearinghouse went bankrupt and they don't
have What they did is they stop payments to everybody.
So you win five thousand a week for life, seven
thousand a week for life, ten million dollars whatever the case.

Speaker 2 (01:57:45):
You would get in a lump sum every year two
hundred and sixty thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:57:49):
If you won seven thousand, it would be four hundred
and twenty thousand, whatever the case may be deposited, you
know in this city, you know whatever, April first, whatever.
So they would do that, except nobody got their payments
this year. And you know, I hate to say it,
but mister Stephen Winifred Harvey was the last spokesman for this,

(01:58:09):
and in twenty twenty two he was making commercials like this, cool.

Speaker 25 (01:58:17):
I got some great News. Hey, I'm your man, Steve Harvey,
and we got a good one for you.

Speaker 8 (01:58:22):
You can win.

Speaker 25 (01:58:23):
Seven thousand dollars a week for Light from Publishers clearing House.
Seven grand a week, week after week for Light.

Speaker 1 (01:58:33):
It just keeps coming.

Speaker 25 (01:58:35):
Dinner now at PCH dot com.

Speaker 11 (01:58:38):
October thirty.

Speaker 12 (01:58:39):
First you could be Max.

Speaker 25 (01:58:42):
You gotta be in it to win it, Bravy, Kevin
Grand a week a Light dinner now at PCH dot com.

Speaker 17 (01:58:48):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:58:49):
And he destroyed the company. I think he embezzled the
money and now nobody has money because he stole it.

Speaker 2 (01:58:56):
If you've learned anything today, Steve Harvey's a liar. Okay,
just keep that in mind, all right, don't stare at
that mustache.

Speaker 1 (01:59:04):
Ha hard to do.

Speaker 2 (01:59:04):
We get tested, man, Just keep it. Just keep in
mind he's a liar. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 12 (01:59:10):
Connect with the Mountain call us text us and you're
really creative.

Speaker 3 (01:59:13):
Both the Mountain talking text line Ay two eight two
four oh one oh five nine.

Speaker 12 (01:59:18):
That's a two eight two four oh one oh five
nine one oh five nine. The Mountain
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