0905 WHAT THE FRIDAY WAS THAT (PS DO NOT RENT A JAPENESE MAN)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One of five nine the Mountain, Ashville's classic groved Rizzo
and did Jeff's show. We have Katie on the line. Katie, Hey,
how are you good?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
How are you good?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
How can we help?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm not I was just gonna comment on the discussion
that you guys are having right now.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, I think.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'm not really sure if Papo has dementia or you know,
just concerning that both parties allowed the wrong child to
pick up.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Well, well, see so so Pee Paul did not have dementia.
Pee Paul just literally went in and I guess grabbed
a grandkid that looked almost very similar, blond haired kid
their their kids, and he just picked them up and
took them home. And then they realized that there was,
you know, the wrong kid.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
But Katie, how concerning is it that the school didn't
say no at all? That's that's not the kid you're
taking home?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Right Because when I picked my I showed up from school,
I have to show an ID is like I mean
not me personally, but like if someone came to pick
up my child that they hadn't seen before or something,
you have to show.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
An I D Yeah, you got to go through like
you know, a bunch of measures to make sure to
get it done. But for Grandpa, and how does come on?
Everyone could say it all he wants. Come on, Grandpa
doesn't know his own grandkid.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
That's the other thing. It's like, how would you feel
if your parents didn't know your your kid? You'd be like,
what's happening here?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:33):
And I always educate my daughter. I'm like, if you
go to get in the car and you don't know
who it is and don't get in the car, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Right, right, If that's not your Pee Paul, you don't
get in you know.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, there's Katie. Thank you so much for the call
so early this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Oh yeah, I'm on my way to work.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
For a few hours already. So I have a great Friday.
It's almost over, okay, alright, alright, it easy, all right? Well,
you know what k brings up good points. I mean,
Pee Paul, he's uh, he had a rough go, Jeff,
he had a rough go. I mean, what do you want,
Pete Paul's hurting? Maybe Pee Paul? Put some schnapps? Okay, Paul, alright,

(02:17):
a few uh, you know, a little little peach schnapps
for Pee Paul. Well, that's true, pop Pee Paul, you
know who knows. But after a little bit is easy top.
But we got opening audio and pretty excited about it. Jeff,
there's a senator who I really think is making some
good points. Uh you know about the Walmart shrimp from Louisiana.

(02:41):
He's really he's really plugged it. It's uh John Kennedy.
All right, that's who it is, the Senator Kennedy. Are
you serious? Is that the one they sent like away?
Because I mean it sounds like pe Paul.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah, no, No, he really is a good watch. She
always comes up with stuff, you know, if you sit
there and watch senate hearings and different things like I'll do.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
It something I do, Okay, I do. I was watching
the RFK one yesterday. Okay, all right, all right, well
we're going to talk to Senator Kennedy. I guess uh
coming up in opening audio, don't go anywhere. It's Rizzo Jeff,
one of five nine in the Mount Nashal's classic ground.
By the way, he's not related to the Rizzo And
did Jeff show I gotta tell you Happy Friday, Happy Friday?

Speaker 7 (03:27):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Last night of course we had to uh stay up
as much as we could to watch the the Eagles.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Cowboys stay up till midnight. Man, Well, well the lightning
delay was stupid. Uh that happened. Well, they can't worry
about us. There's women and children in the stands there.
So lightning is going to strike women and children in
the stands. Since when has that ever happen? Who wants
there's no lawsuit, No lightning is striking inside of any
football stadium, okay, because it has never happened.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Okay, well, nothing really happened after like the first quarter, honestly.
So well, I gotta tell you, Jeff, for you know,
all the excitement was in the beginning.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, absolutely, And I got to tell you man, you know,
there was some dumb moves that were made. There was
some you know, Jalen Hurts is great. I mean they
even say he's been in five of the last nine championships,
be it college or the NFL. Wile, isn't it. Yeah,
So anyway, it's time for opening audio. We'll get into

(04:30):
that in the JNN and whatnot. But listen, I promised
you you know some really special senator audio. We're also
going to talk about a man who wants to blow
up his vet and we're going to talk about what
happens when you crash a car and your nude. So,
without any further ado, let's get to opening audio. This Friday,

(04:51):
It's time.

Speaker 8 (04:52):
For opening audio here on the Rizzo and Jeff Show,
A fun, funny way to start your day.

Speaker 7 (04:56):
One five nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Now, Jeff, one can be come mad at the vet.
I I actually do recall you were quite hot when
I think there was a doctor who said your dog
was a little overweight. And I don't even I don't
think he was. He was just a small, little wiener dog.
And well she was said, he's not the only one

(05:20):
in the room who could lose weight. Listen, listen, all right,
I spent a lot of money on dogs. Okay, So
when when the vet assistant has to turn sideways to
come in the door and then tell me that my
dog needs to lose some weight, I think I think
the phrasing on my end was well we could all
stand a found, That's what it was. So I yes,

(05:44):
I was. I remember that. You know, sometimes it was
a fun time in Michigan.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Don't always say what you're thinking, except when somebody tries
to insult your dog.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
That's it, and it's okay, that's right, that's right. So anyway,
this is by lying. No, she they were rather rotund. Well,
the doctor who was had a hard time with the English,
and then this lady was just a planet. Okay.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Well she looked to me like the dog food aisle
was a smortos board to her. Okay, she looked like
John Candy.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yes, there you go. All right. So this guy also
not happy with his veterinary office. Although he didn't pull
out the fat card. He pulled out that I'm going
to blow up the clinic card, which is a worst card.

Speaker 9 (06:28):
If Mittal, Tennessee man is accused of threatening to blow
up the ut Veterinary Hospital over his pet spider monkey.
Polisse say thirty seven year old Joseph McDorman called the
hospital asking for his pet spider monkey to be seen.
The report says they told McDorman he would have to
wait until the clinic opened at seven thirty in the morning,
Officer of saying he then threatened to blow up the

(06:50):
hospital if his spider monkey dies.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Police tracked him down.

Speaker 9 (06:54):
He's out charged with harassment and making a thread of
mass violence.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
But by the way, the spider Monkey didn't die first
software as though, when you score a spider monk, yeah
you score. Okay, you're gonna watch it with Just come
on now, you're everybody has a spider monkey. You have
the chance.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Everybody dreams of having a spider Man. There's not a
human out there that wouldn't have a little spider monkey
as a pet. Okay, so when you get it, yeah,
and what if he's taking it to the same vet
that I did.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
You know, well, your spider Man, spider monkeys, you know. Yeah,
it's true. So couldn't we all? Couldn't we all? Next
up on opening Audio, It's time.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
For opening audio here on the Rizzo and Jeff Show.
A fun, funny way to start your day. One the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I'll never forget that day, so listen. There was a
man he might have been able to stand to lose
a few pounds as well. He got nude after he
got into a crash and was just kind of galloping around.
The problem is though they found guns drug it's all
kinds of stump in his car and he was gallivanting

(08:03):
nude around the streets. And then the CODs found them
and they were like, is this your car, and he's like, oh, yeah,
that's my car. So then he got you know, arrested
and stuff. And you know, at this point, if you're
Dan's and naked, plus will deniability be like this is
not my car. I don't know whose car that is, right,
you know what I mean? You would have been out
of it all right, But you know, dumb This is

(08:25):
this is the dumbness I'm telling you. Listen, We're following
a breaking news alert.

Speaker 10 (08:28):
Now, a single vehicle crash leads metro officer so drugs
and a convicted felon on clothed.

Speaker 8 (08:33):
Take Kenny's back at the wkaren dot com alert desk
with all those details, Peyton.

Speaker 11 (08:38):
Yeah, So, Metropolice say they responded to a single vehicle
accident and when they arrived they found that car abandoned.
A search found marijuana, cocaine, and two pistols inside the vehicle,
and about twenty minutes later, authorities say they were alerted
to a man running around Ewing Street naked, attempting to
get into people's vehicles. Officers detain the man, who they

(08:59):
say is a convicted felon. Please say he did admit
to being the driver involved in the crash as well.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Oh well, now, mind you, the last two stories were
two Tennessee stories.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
This was in Nashville where this happened. The other one
was Middle Tennessee. And I know you can hear us
on the border. What is wrong with you? What is
going on?

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Because generally we don't have a lot of Tennessee stories.
It's it's Wee Florida, it's Evansville, Indiana.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, but you guys, you're usually very well behaved Tennessee.
Lately we're losing control here.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
We're threatening over spider monkeys in Tennessee and now we're
run around naked trying to break in the cars.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
It's it's happening. It's hard, you know, if you're a
Tennessee person. Eight two eight two four oh one oh
five nine, we'd love to counsel you, Dolly, get your
crew under control.

Speaker 8 (09:49):
I know it's time for opening audio here on the
Rizzo and Jeff Show, A fun, funny way to start
your day.

Speaker 7 (09:56):
On one O five nine, The Mountain Mummy.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
You've all been a way to for the moment that
I've been waiting for is I just want to know
what the hell this is? Okay, this is a senator
Senator Kennedy apparently from Louisiana. John Kennedy allegedly no relation,
although I will say this if you knew anything about
the Kennedy clan. Joe Kennedy had a daughter, I think
your name was Eunice, and he gave her a lobotomy

(10:22):
when they were allowed to do that, and I think
he put her in some kind of home. And what
I think happened is she did get married, and I
do think that she did have a kid, and who knows,
this might be your kid. This sounds about right.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
I remember that she was she really had some problems,
so they kind of just her put her away. I mean,
what an evil prome. Well they didn't want to be
embarrassed I guess or whatever at that time. But that's ridiculous,
you know whatever the issues were going on there, but.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
You sever her brain.

Speaker 12 (10:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Well no, this guy, this guy is not related. A
lot of people do think that, but no, John Nealie Kennedy.
He's Louisiana. I think he was an attorney. So you know,
so he's a part of he's a member of the
Republican Party here.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Oh okay, so that makes it. Oh wow, Well, listen.
You know, so this is probably the most sensible thing
that I've heard come out of Washington, d C. From
either party in about fifteen years. Okay, twenty years. This
makes no sense. He's talking about the shrimp right in

(11:34):
walmarts that were radioactive.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah, the shrimp that could possibly be killing people. And
he's standing on the Senate floor and he has a picture.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Excuse me, it's it's forty two inches tall by twenty
six inches wide. And what is it of again from
the movie Aliens. It's the head of the thing that
comes out of the alien's throats. Okay, so that's what
that's what we're talking about here.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
This is a photograph of the alien from the movie Alien.
This is what you could end up looking like if
you eat some of the raw frozen shrimp being sent

(12:20):
to the United States by other countries.

Speaker 13 (12:23):
In late August, the FDA found.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Great quality that.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
Raw frozen shrimp from Indonesia was being sold in Walmart.
If you eat it, why could you How could you
end up looking like the alien in the Alien because
the shrimp was radioactive. I'll kill you even if it

(12:51):
doesn't turn you into the alien if you eat this stuff.
I guarantee you'll grow an extra year.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
This is a you know, I don't need to hear anymore. Here,
here's the problem. It made a lot of sense to me. Dude,
you eat the shrimp, you turn into an alien. You
eat the shrimp, you're grow in here. That was probably
the most cojin thing I've heard coming out of you
along time. That are the fat picture of Donald T.
I gotta tell you he needs to Who is photo

(13:21):
shopping Rosie o'donald will look like a balloon.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Well, the President of the United States has asked somebody
do me a favor. I need you a photo shopping
Rosie o'donald looking like a huge balloon, the goodyear blimp.
Send it to me and then I'm gonna post it
on the White House dot gov dot gov X.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah. So uh yeah, special stuff in DC these days. Amen.
So listen, we're are countryes are good hands, ladies and gentlemen.
You got people like us on the radio, and you know,
do we really care about Rosie Nah.

Speaker 8 (14:00):
With us on the mountain talking text line at a
two eight two four. That's a two eight to two
four oh one O five nine nine the mountain.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
It is one O five nine Mount Nashville's Classic rog
The Rizzo and the Jeff's Show, And I gotta be
honest with you, Jeff. Uh, We're gonna talk about Japanese
ingenuity coming up uh later today, because they are a
very ingenuitive people. We oftentimes follow the Japanese and their news.

(14:31):
They've got great news. Conversely, I think the Chinese, you know,
have said we're gonna just you know, fall back here, uh,
you know, to the Japanese and just listen to the
Rizzo and Jeff Show on one oh five nine in
the Mount Nashville's Classic Rock. I think they have. I

(14:51):
think they've given it up. I think I think the
Chinese have. I do. I think they've They've settled into
second place right over there, hanging with Putin Kim Jung un. Yeah,
it's a weird kind of you know, it's it's a
weird party. Yeah, you know, Jijingping, all those people, you know.
I just I don't know how the Chinese are feeling
about life now, you know. I'd love to hear about him,

(15:15):
But all I can tell is at the Japanese, Uh,
they're doing some inginuitive things. We'll talk about that coming up,
but first I want to show you what I mean
when I say this, there's a Chinese man, Well, I
guess a kid who really couldn't stand his uncle. And
I mean he just couldn't stand this guy. Well, here's
the thing.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
The uncle, okay, once was a snorel He was a
big snorel axe, a huge, big time snorelix.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
It doesn't matter if he's a snore relaxe.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
And you're trying to sleep at night, and you do
you understand what like a lack of sleep we're feeling
it today does.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
To a shiman Jesus. Now, now that this show sounds different,
but you know, and imagine if this is day in,
day out. You're just a young kid. You know, you're
a teen, you know, teen?

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Do you want to sleep until you know, two in
the afternoon, and when you can't because you're your boldous
uncle just wants to snore like a moose, it's a problem.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Well, but here's the thing, and I have I have
not seen a lot of larger Chinese men. And I've
taken a walk down the muck Bang, you know, Aisle.
I mean I've looked for larger Chinese men and women
who are eating food. I mean, if he's this big.
I mean, you know it'd be easy. Well, here's the thing.

(16:32):
He tried to tried to hurt him with his own food,
so he's got to be a large are pretty close.
So this Chinese eighteen year old said, listen, I'm tired
of my bulbous uncle.

Speaker 13 (16:46):
I do not like him.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
I want him to die. And he had a pretty
ingenious way of killing him. And here's what I don't understand.
You have how did they catch him? Like I guess,
I guess they caught him. How do you catch a
guy who picks a flower? Like I'm gonna play the
news story in a sega, But like all it all
came down to like a flower, like like Jackie chan Man,

(17:10):
I don't know, funny true story. The chan Man is
is like Taylor Swift times twelve.

Speaker 7 (17:21):
In China.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
The chan Man is the most famous chan or man
in China. So he's beloved, I mean by billions. Well,
first off, if he was in you know, Beijing, oh
my god, oh he'd shut down. He could literally walk
around Nate. Oh he could yeah, with his little chan
man out and nobody say what a big chan. He's

(17:44):
bigger than Bruce Lee, bigger than Brandon Lee, you name it.
He's the guy bigger than Lucy Liu. I don't you
come up with whoever you want? Yeah, he's he is
the man. But anyway, so listen to what this teen
did to his poor fat uncle here because he snored.

Speaker 14 (18:06):
An eighteen year old high school student has been arrested
for trying to kill his uncle by putting poisonous plant
leaves in his soup. The teenager lives in Ichihara, Chiba Prefecture,
with his mother and uncle.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Now, before we go any further, that's not terrible. I mean,
if you're gonna kill somebody, you find flowers, I mean
you're doing your research, you're doing work. Oh well, he did,
and I think it's how he disguised it, rinseau. Was
he put it in the miso soup?

Speaker 10 (18:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (18:33):
He absolutely did.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
So.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
The miso soup, you know, has all kinds of you know,
different things, but with flowers, its has a seaweed seaweed.

Speaker 13 (18:42):
So if you get a.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Green flower and you cook it down, you're not gonna
know the difference. Yeah, it's got tofu seaweed.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Green onion, seaweed. You know, I'm like a broth. Oh
so you could easily disguise this. Okay, okay.

Speaker 14 (18:55):
According to the police, he put oleander leaves and his
uncle's miso soup and lie this year to try to
kill him because he couldn't stand his loud snoring m
police suspect the teen put a lethal amount of oleander
leaves in his uncle's miso soup.

Speaker 15 (19:10):
That's like.

Speaker 14 (19:11):
Oleanders can be found in public parks and along streets.
They contain a strongly poisonous substance called oleandrin.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Then why is it out?

Speaker 14 (19:20):
The police said the uncle took a sip of the
soup and immediately spat it out after noticing something strange.
He experienced only mild symptoms such as numbness in his mouth.
According to experts, ingesting oleanders can cause poisoning symptoms such
as nausea and even death.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Okay, stop what they're saying that a single leaf or
a single leaf could kill an adult. So my question
is why is it out in public parks? Why is
it out for people to grab, and why do people
know about it? And why is it like a thing
that people use.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
I'm reading about the oleander plant and it is used
as a freeway, median, divine or in warmer states such
as California, and it's extremely toxic.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
So why why why are we planting this flower?

Speaker 16 (20:07):
Then?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Why are we planting toxic flowers? What if a kid
eats it?

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Well, okay, well why are why are kids sitting there
eating oleanders? Why are they in the middle of a
highway eating an Oh, it.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Could happen, Okay, I mean you know they had I
mean this particular situation, they were put public bark. So
he goes and grabs some oleanders, puts it into miso soup,
and the uncle, you know, God forbid he he didn't
notice the taste. I mean he would have been he
would have been dead. I mean he's weak. You go down,
one oleander leaf takes you out. You're punk. Oh come on, dude,

(20:40):
let me tell you something you couldn't. You couldn't leander. No,
I'll tell you something. You couldn't onlyander one leaf?

Speaker 17 (20:46):
Me.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
You couldn't onlyander. You're not gonna only make the heck
out of you. I'll tell you why not?

Speaker 13 (20:52):
Only that?

Speaker 1 (20:52):
I I know where to get rising, all right, and
I can only ender you. And I bet you a
half oleander and a half a Rizon wouldn't take you
out for God.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Well, I'm you know, it's so nice that you've plotted
this all out and you've figured it out. But uh yeah,
no way, no.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
If I got to do what I got to do,
I thought about it, and I'm telling you, I you know,
I didn't know that they had ole anders, uh you know,
in in China, but uh, you know, secrets out. I
guess you try to only me and you're gonna pay
the price. Okay, finach with a mountain.

Speaker 7 (21:21):
I call us text us, and you're really creative.

Speaker 8 (21:24):
Both the mountain talking text line A two eight two
four oh one oh five nine. That's a two eight
two four oh one oh five nine one five.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Ninety mountain Ashville's clans, the Grogna, Rizzo and Jeff Show
and Jeff. We often speak about a few things. We
speak about the ingenuity of the Japanese. We speak about
our elders. We speak about news people. But we speak
about what happens when news people go awry. Yeah, and
we warn you, and this is no knock on any

(21:57):
of the local television news people say, but you know
our friend Malachi who used to send us the weather,
you got two big for his bridges now he won't
send us any weather.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah, he doesn't do anything. We get it from Danny Bix,
now we get it from him Malachi Rogers. I don't
I don't think that. Uh maybe he was just never
a fan of us. Was And then you have who
do you have?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
You have l os. They're not in the bed with us. No,
they're not bed with us. They don't like us whatsoever.
You know, they gotta tell you. They certainly seems to
be that a lot of people try to do what
we copy what we're doing. But yeah, I will say this, Uh,
you know when news people start chittering, right, A chitter

(22:42):
for those of you who are unfamiliar with chitter is
when they start talking after the news story's done, or
they try to make news commentary. You know, they're not
good at it like that. That's what like like, we
are able to talk because that's what we do for
a living. I can't do well. No, Well, here's how
they know.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
I don't even think we've people hand us scripts for
things and we just throw away the script and just
do I think this is the problem is when they're
off the teleprompter. When they're off the script, yea, then
the problem is then they try to banter.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
And here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
When you hear them banter, this is what these people
are like in real life having a conversation with them.
You'd rather dig your eyes out with a spoon. Yeah,
just you know, or just jammyers with pencils, anything to
just not have a conversation with a news anchor in
real life.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
It's tough. Yeah, we call them newsies. And I mean
I don't care what town, what city, what place you visit,
where you go, where you live, where you're from. I mean,
with the exception of maybe two that I can think
of off the top of my head, you know, maybe three.
I don't think, Jeff, that there's many, you know, newspeople

(23:54):
who can have conversations and you think about it, like
what it has to be like in their personal lives,
you know, what it must be like with them like
you know in the in the boudoir. I mean, you know,
it makes me think.

Speaker 13 (24:07):
Yeah, you know, I know.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Look it's a it's a painful go Yeah. So I'm
gonna play for you this conversation that they're having about
this guy who's doing a breakdance city hall. Now, first off,
shouldn't even be a news story. I don't know what's
going on with it. I mean, it's kind of interesting,
but you know, to just banter about it like this,
and then I want you to think about them in
the boudoir and how they would respond. Okay, think about this.

Speaker 7 (24:32):
That's Will.

Speaker 10 (24:33):
Philly is member is in the town of Crafford. Off
came right after a city hall candidate pulled out some
break dancing moves to protest property tax hikes. They've seen
him do this before, they're familiar with. You can see
the background.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
People aren't even There's no reactions.

Speaker 10 (24:48):
Surprise, and after Philly was done, he move walked away,
and one official even thanked him for the interpretive dance.
I remind you of another unique dancer, Reagun the Olympics.
It kind of gives off those vibes. I would love
to see them go head to head.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
While I think I think Will would take that battle.
Do you do you think Will would take the interpretive
dance battle with twenty fourteen's Reagan. Who remembers Reygun or
whatever the hell?

Speaker 2 (25:21):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Nobody remembers who who that is. I had to look
that person up and I don't even know what that
break dance. It was the break dancing in the Olympics.
Member and then the ray gun I guess it was
a chick just did a terrible job with it. Yeah, yeah,
but they tried to they tried to bring break dancing
into the Olympics or wherever the hell it was. But

(25:42):
you know, well see again, that was so chea. I
hate to say it. Okay, but the guy here's the
there's a decision guy protesting something. You know what he
does He does a funny little breakdance of the thing
and hahan, it's over now. But you went unscripted for
forty five seconds and it felt like forty five minutes.
It was brutal, it did. And you know what's funny,

(26:03):
they didn't even respond to each other, so like it
would be like if you said something right right and
then there was no reaction between us. You just speak
a line. I speak a line.

Speaker 18 (26:15):
Do you like?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Cops they see there's no it's a non sequitor, like
you're saying something that I'm not responding to now right,
And it's all non sequiturs. And so you know, listen,
and this is just a formality. You know, we just
try to raise news awareness because you know your local
news is going to hurt you. Okay, Now, how do

(26:37):
you think they are in the bed? Oh, newspaper, newspeople,
how do you think they are in the bed? People?

Speaker 7 (26:42):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (26:43):
You know, short concise, shorty as they should be about
to ten Yeah, I got ten seconds, all right.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
And they're reading. They got crib notes they got off
their hand as they do it. Yeah, thank you. Oh
oh yeah, Johnny's on the phone. Johnny. Hello, Yes, good morning.

Speaker 19 (27:04):
I'd like to tell you folks this morning, we're gonna
have like frog going away in and uh, depending on
where your location is, you may have twenty percent or
tis rain, or it could be partly cloudy, or it
might even be sunny. So wherever you do, wherever you're
going today, make sure you take your umbrella, a kicking

(27:24):
sunscreen and then uh, but just depends on what location
you're at. So just basically look up in the sky
and that's your weather for the day. You haven't I
you know, it might be sixty, might be seventy, but
that's okay, here's what elevation you are. But you know
the flowers are turning, the you know the leaves are turning,
you know, so just vins on elevation. So folks, just

(27:46):
look outside and you'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Malakai Johnny, Wow, Malakai Johnny with us.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Wow, I gotta tell you wow.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
Man.

Speaker 19 (27:56):
Yeah, come on, I mean, come on, boys, let's think
about it. Don't matter where you're at in the mountains
of North Carolina. You can just look outside and just side.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
On what you're gonna wear rainy out from uh Patton Avenue.
Very dark by the way, Yeah, yeah, look if dark, Yeah,
we got it. The sun's coming up later, Johnny, I
don't like it. I don't like it either.

Speaker 19 (28:18):
Yeah. I mean, you know, it's uh, it's just like
being on a cruise boat. Captain comes on, Uh, good morning.
Vote if you go ahead on Dick, Uh, it's gonna
be somen you you know, eighty five the grays and well,
next thing, you know you look outside. It's a oh
thank you captain. Appreciate it very much. You know, you're
a smart individual. You can drive a you know, three

(28:40):
hundred thousand ton boat, but weather you just just forget it.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Well, Johnny, on the cruise, you know the weather all
the time because you're taking care of business out on
the balcony.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
So you're good. You know, it's it's always nice.

Speaker 19 (28:52):
I've got that Listen, boys, I got that barometer in
the wind. It knows what what the wind is, what
temperature is.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
I mean, it's you know, yeah, got the due point,
it's got everything. Yeah, yeah, everybody, Well, thank you for
telling us about cruise and and weather with your barometer.

Speaker 19 (29:15):
Yeah. These these people on the you know, I mean,
I don't know why you have to go to school
to have a degree to be a look outside and say, hey,
look man, there's a magi in black cloud over beyond.
This is coming this way.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
So they make it about meteorology when all it is
is looking outside or checking your and by the way,
that's all it is.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
By the way, Johnny, we could have got a little
better newscast last year with Helene.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
I don't think they laid that one out too well. Yeah,
so you know, yeah, they could have really helped us
out there.

Speaker 19 (29:47):
And I'm gonna tell you something about that. My wife,
you know, the queen, the queen, Yeah, he's awesome, he's
a best. But I'll tell you any timer's a major storm.
Now you got PTSD.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah, a lot of us do, a lot of people
do a lot of us do many.

Speaker 19 (30:04):
Yeah, hang on, man, hey, come on, this is interstate,
not to dad your back road. Let's go, okay, I.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Hey, Johnny, listen, we actually we we have to go.
We have to hit a commercial. But I gotta tell
you it's nice hear from you, and I promise we
have some very special A C d C coming up
right at the after the first break in the seven
o'clock hour.

Speaker 19 (30:29):
Well that makes me feel real sunny and makes me
feel real you know, high on the top.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Okay, but god, John all right, John man, what is
he doing? All right? Theometer is the wind?

Speaker 15 (30:43):
All right?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
I know what he was talking about. I was gonna
say with Johnny, it's always ninety eight six because that's
the temperature. You know, it's always ninety eight six and cool. Yeah,
you know, where's that thermometer going. That's thermometer going?

Speaker 11 (31:01):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (31:04):
I connect with us on the Mountain talking text line
at a two eight two four oh one. That's a
two eight two four oh five.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Nine Mountain one to five nine in the Mountainnashville's classic
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because boy, do we have some special stuff coming your way?
I just I'm just tickled pink. I'm just tickled pink. Yeah, no,

(31:32):
no better way to be tickled than pink. That's right.
That being said, let's start off the tickling with the
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Speaker 8 (31:53):
The JNN, no longer Ashville's newest but still least reliable
news outlet.

Speaker 7 (31:59):
Guys, can't we just tell to go to eight to
eight news dot com.

Speaker 17 (32:02):
Alright, fine, the JNN Jeff News Network is ready to
inform and lighten and Cole. Keep trying. Anyways, the JNN.
He's on one oh five nine in the Mountain down.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
So last night we kicked off the NFL season with
the Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles and the Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Eagles came out on top.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Somebody texted in and said, it's seven oh seven am
and the Eagles still suck.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
That's what somebody just texted us. Well, you know what,
that's okay, Yeah, it's hard. You know, even with your
best player getting ejected from the game on defense. I
gotta tell you they couldn't even muster up a win
with that sixty million dollars they're paying that cat.

Speaker 18 (32:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
And if you don't know, if you're just new to
the show, Rizzo and I are from Philadelphia, so you know,
last night to start the game, and this is the
big news that everybody's talking about. Is that defensive tackle,
a Carter, who is by far their best player on
the defense quote unquote, spit on Dak Prescott.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Now he did, he did.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
I did see that they did that, and you you know,
you had text me and you know, we were just
knowing that we were going to be tired today and
he was ejected.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, okay, yeah, And let me let me tell you something.
There is a rivalry and then there's acting foolish. And
he did more to hurt his team by spitting on
that quarterback than he would. Let me tell you something
that he's a double team all day and they wouldn't
have been able to move the ball. But it's fine, listen, fine,

(33:42):
I am. I am of the contention that Dak spit first. Okay, well,
I did see that. Yeah, I saw that too, as
this qualifiers from the game.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
First off, So Jalen Carr, the focus and the star
for the Eagles on the front line out for the
game before snap. Here he goes, he walks there in
front of Dak Prescott.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Did he spit?

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Did he spit on him? There you go, Jalen Carter
out of this game before a snap.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Oh my guy, it just was the weirdest star wellness
an NFL season ever. Here's what happened.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
So I guess Dak had spit just to spit, and
he wasn't spitting at him directly. But there are some
lip readers and I saw this this morning that he
that Dak had made a comment to him. Because if
you remember the big controversy when drafting Jalen Carter from Georgia,
was he gott in that car crash that killed somebody.

(34:46):
It was his friend that died in the car crash.
And there was a lip reader that Dak said something
about his friend being dead or something. So there was
like words exchanged.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
It was going back.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
So it was there was some said he killed your
friend something of that nature. So you know, a lip
reader had said that. So a lot went on, but
it didn't make a difference. The Cowboys once again come up,
come up short like usual. It's every year's their year. Yeah,
and they couldn't beat the Eagles with our best defensive
player out.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
So how about them, cowbo? How about a mine?

Speaker 7 (35:20):
What are we still doing this?

Speaker 17 (35:22):
The JNN is on your radio now on the mountain.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
When I saw this come across the ticker yesterday, okay, okay,
I said, this can't be real, and who's gonna watch this?
And I don't think that this is gonna have the
same amount of cachet as you know when Tyson fought
Jake Paul, Floyd. Mayweather and Mike Tyson come on, have

(35:50):
agreed to what they're calling a legend versus legend super fight.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Now, the weight class is not even close here to
be having this fight. I was gonna say, one's one fifty,
the other one's three fifty, right.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Right, and whatever it may be. The match we're looking
at is scheduled to be uh for the spring of
twenty twenty six. Now, uh you know, uh Mayweather's forty eight,
my Tyson's fifty nine.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Is money Mayweather.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
That old one's five', ten one's five to. Eight the
reach is about the, same but the, weight the weight
is what's so totally. Different, so, uh the precise location
not yet known or the. Date uh so you know,
obviously uh that somebody's getting there just getting a paycheck
here for whatever it.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Means, oh this is a you, know one hundred million dollar,
thing a purse that they're gonna, SPLIT i bet. You
but the point, is first, OFF i didn't know That
mayweather was forty. Eight so he's almost. Fifty, Yeah tyson's fifty.
NINE i, mean BECAUSE i was, like you, know the
guy is a sixty year old, man AND i you
know he stopped fighting kids because they're going to beat.
You BUT i, mean could it be even? CLOSE i,

(37:01):
MEAN i don't. Know you, Know, Mike tyson has done
a lot of. DAMAGE i know IF i Was, MIKE
i would knock him.

Speaker 7 (37:12):
Out you're gonna be.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Here you're not gonna fight anymore after. This but But
i'm telling, You Floyd, mayweather he's just one of those
boxers that moves. Around AND i hate boxers to do
that because they just move around and it's just like
sit there and, fight.

Speaker 18 (37:26):
You know WHAT i.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Mean he's a defensive, fighter so he. DOES i know
he doesn't have a knock out he doesn't have to knockout.
Power but, uh you, Know mike should just haul off
and just give, him you, know And iron go to.
Sixty you're not gonna fight, again probably get the big,
payday knock him.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Out, yeah that's. True i'm done with the money. Team,
yeah you, Know i'm on the.

Speaker 17 (37:50):
WHAT i Like.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
FLOYD i always Watched. Floyd here's the. Thing when he
would not Fight Manny paciow when they were both in their,
PRIME i lost our respect for. Him, like fight the
man in your. Prime when you're in your prime and
he's in His primeate's. Stupid not when you're older and.
Older that's WHAT i. Mean it was a dumb. Thing
it's a dumb thing to, do so all, right.

Speaker 19 (38:12):
Dumb.

Speaker 7 (38:12):
Yeah, yeah we've asked them to, stop but they just
keep making it.

Speaker 17 (38:16):
Worse Jeff news that worked or as you THE, jnn
it's on your radio.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
The.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Mountain there's a band that is lobbying to perform At
Taylor swift And Travis kelsey's.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Wedding, okay, okay let me read what they.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Wrote, okay all, right this is what the that's what
the band wrote on Their, Instagram Dear Taylor swift And Travis,
kelsey you could figure out who it. Is probably we
know what love. Is we spent forty years figuring it,
out and now you guys have. Two please accept this
as our former offer to be your wedding band best.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Wishes don't say it? Foreigner do you? Think do you
really believe That Taylor swift Wants Lou graham singing at
her Wedding, Listen Apple. SAUCE i don't even. Think she
doesn't even. Know she doesn't Even let me tell you, Something,
okay When Lou graham wrote those, songs she was not

(39:25):
to exist for another. Decade. Okay, no they don't. Know
and by the, Way Travis, kelsey, uh he doesn't. Know
he has no idea who foreigners they. Want they Want beyonce, okay,
right beyoncey Even rihanna from you know when they were.
YOUNGER i bet you they'd take A kon Over. Farner

(39:47):
they want The Backstreet, Boys, OKAY i mean And. Timberlake actually,
yeah actually they Want that's who they, want and and
what a kind. Offer BUT i have to tell, You,
lou all, RIGHT i need you to stay In rochester
and just just stay all right and the rest of
the band just just. Retire just retire In. Rochester, yeah

(40:09):
you may happen a lot. There so just retire In,
rochester call it a, day and you, know and that's
who your life. Is you're gonna see when you retire To,
Rochester New. York. Oh you, know when you're, working it's.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Fine but when you're retired and you have nothing to,
do and you open your front door and you say to,
YOURSELF i have spent my whole life in the armpit
of Upstate New, york and this is where my life is.
Now it's YOUR i really think back and, go, Man
i've wasted a lot of. YEARS i really.

Speaker 7 (40:36):
HAVE i could.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
HAVE i could have been a. CRIMINAL i could have.
Done you are if you live, There basically you're. Criminalized
mountain us textas and you're really.

Speaker 8 (40:47):
Creative both the mountain talking text LINE a two eight
two four oh one oh five. Nine that's a two
eight two four oh one oh five nine one o
five nine.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Mountain it is one of five nine a Mount nashale
those Classic there is no And jeff show a lot
of great stuff coming. Up SO i have to tell
you even if you have to put us in your
ears all right and listen to us on the. App
we got a great hour coming, up you, know for.
You But i'd like to start off with one thing

(41:19):
that you, know made me really. Happy you. Know USUALLY
i think old men on dating apps is, creepy but
this eighty year old man went To tinder and, Said
i'm looking for a good. Breeder so if you're a good,
breeder you know eight eight to eight two two two

(41:42):
a two eight two four oh one oh five, nine,
please you, know tell us what makes you a good,
breeder because this millionaire wants to meet. You he's got
a fifty room. Mansion holy. Crap, okay he wants to
bequeath to an an but it has to be, his,
Okay Sir Benjamin slade has done everything from place in

(42:07):
newspaper at his, words a newspaper, advert to Use, tinder
and even now a reality television show on The internet
to help him find a wife that will give him
a male. Heir but gotta be honest with, YOU i
don't know what constitutes a good, breeder you know WHAT i?

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Mean LIKE i just said, yesterday another one of these
stories where there was a, couple a gay couple that
was like trying to they.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Didn't want an ugly.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Baby they went To miami and went to a modeling show.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
And they paid this. Model they were, like here's fifty.
Grand you, know can we just use your your. Tummy
here's the thing, though you, KNOW i don't know what
a good breeder, is but he wants a son who
will inherit a thirteen hundred acre estate worth, approximately you,
know two hundred million. Dollars question is he was born

(43:06):
in nineteen forty. Six, okay he has been married but,
childless and so he's been searching for a wife all
of these. Years he's, like, LISTEN i don't Think i'm
too old to have, children BECAUSE i have a nine
month supply of the, boys AND i can use that

(43:28):
IF i can't. Work, naturally he kept up a. Supply
he has a supply in His phezer nine month, supply
nine month. Supply if he can't it is a. LOT
i got to tell, you it's a lot of.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Work if you're, Eighty, yeah if you're, eighty if you're,
eighty to do it and store it and you, know
and then keep it in the.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Frise, Okay and how do you, know what's a nine month?
Supply is that like a every day for nine months?
Supply is that once a? Week is that once a?
MONTH i, MEAN i don't. Know and, THIS i, mean
he's getting really he's getting really, Horny. JEFF i don't.
KNOW i don't know what to. SAY i JUST i feel,

(44:09):
bad you, KNOW i, mean can't he bequeath his riches
to like an orphan or something? Like why does he
need a mail? Air by the, way how many how
many rooms in?

Speaker 8 (44:19):
That what is?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
It it's a fifty room estate on thirteen hundred. Acres
the estate, itself which is priceless because it's been in
the family for seven hundred. Years theoretically it's worth about
two hundred and some million. Dollars. Uh that's not including
the land around, it because they own like the forest
and they own like the the you, know the stretch
of creek or whatever it's. Called and you know this guy,

(44:45):
Again i'm looking at his his his advert, here and
he just keeps referring to a good, breeder AND i,
mean far be it from, Me AM i a good?
Breeder are?

Speaker 3 (44:56):
You if you're gonna leave me a fifty room? State
let me tell you. Yeah, YEAH i will take care of,
business no. Problem, yeah, yeah we will get things handled for.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Sure. YEAH i mean i'd find. Somebody you, KNOW i would,
say give me this. HOUSE i will take your nine month.
Supply i'll get it.

Speaker 15 (45:16):
Done.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Right i'm a young, guy, RIGHT i could say it's
my supply and then you, KNOW i could get you
an air, right and then you, know but he has
to be, uh he's got to be named Hold, ON
i gotta make SURE i get his name. Right Hold,
on he's got to be, Named Sir Benjamin Millthorn Slade.

(45:41):
JUNIOR i, mean, Look i'll Be Benny Milthorn Slade junior
for all. THAT i mean two hundred and some Million Benny. Milthorne,
yeah you, know it's just here's the, Thing slate is
such a cool. Name at the end of the.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Day somebody, Said, UH i, guarantee he added to this apply.
Daily you would have to be the only.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
One wait a, Minute first, off what do you mean
it would be the only way if it's? Frozen number
one and number? Two can he? MAKE i don't know
what can he? Make i'm just.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Asking i'm just, saying, like what do you what's the you,
know when it comes to a nine month. SUPPLY i,
mean is there a measuring compass To.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
BUT i just want to know if he can MAKE
i just want to. Know, well and a SUPPLY i
would assume is an. Ounce is that? MAYBE i MEAN
i knew the correct measurements for, it BUT i can't
help you here on this. One, OKAY i can't help
me on the MEASURE i, Mean i'm just. Trying, okay

(46:44):
maybe it's a. Thimble maybe that's maybe that's a little
more than a, thimble, right but maybe not not not
a full, ounce that's a big. One that's a that's a.
Lot all.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Right, WELL i wish you KNOW i, WELL i WISH
i had more interest in getting in more of an
in depth conversation with you as you're trying me. Here
and if you, Notice i'm not, Biting i'm just, trying all.
Right all, Right, well, listen we got a lot of
stuff coming up. NEXT i tried it on The.

Speaker 8 (47:12):
Mountain talking text line and a two eight two Four,
oh that's a two eight two FOUR o five Nine.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
And To japanese, person it's one of five nine To
Mount nashville's classic rock there is On Jeff, show The
japanese people love renting themselves out for your pleasure or. Services, Uh.
Jeff it started with an, idea and the idea was
to rent an. Elder AND i, said there is no
way that you can get better than renting an elder

(47:42):
for your own personal. Pleasures they'll they'll, crochet they'll they'll play, bully,
butterscotch they'll buy they'll buy nick.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Knacks, YEAH i WANT i want you to make sure
that you uh you clear that. Up it's you, know
you're not they're. Not you, know personal pleasures mean those
types of, things, cooking, cleaning things THAT i. Meant you
don't know what people are. Into, okay all, right so that's.
It but, no The japanese economy is the. Foomtown it's the.

(48:12):
Foomtown it's the rent of person. Industry it.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Is and, uh you, know we're not talking about ladies
of the. Night we're actually talking very well behaved, people.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Right so you know you can there's agencies In japan
where you could hire a, grandma a middle aged, man
somebody that can pretend to be a sibling of. Yours
so they really enjoy the rent a person industry there In.
Japan but this, ONE i like the, idea and this
ONE i think could transition to The, states probably a

(48:43):
lot better than renting a.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Grandma. YEAH i think renting a mema here might cross
some kind of boundaries for, people like people don't know
how to treat Their japanese. Mema BUT i think if
we're going to get into the rent a person, industry
we need to kind of start. Here according To Sora
news twenty, four big, news big, news big news, there

(49:06):
it's big. News, yeah organization big. News, yeah it's like
the JN. N according TO Us Sora, news, uh they
have rent a Scary japanese. Person. Uh you can rent a.
Gang you can rent people to intimidate others into doing

(49:26):
what you. Want you can rent a. Mobster you can
rent a middle aged man with a, gun scary bald,
guys scary ball, guys bulky. Physiques that's really. Tattooed oh my,
goodness they, said. Listen, uh you, know these scary people

(49:47):
are available for accompanying customers while resolving interpersonal disputes such, as,
quote dealing with people who bully you in the, workplace your,
fat annoying, boss neighbors who continue to be noisy no
matter how much you tell them to be quiet and
trouble with men or women involved in cheating or extramarital.

(50:09):
Affairs please consider renting a scary person or rent a
scary person DOT. Jp so you, KNOW i go, ON
i can't read, it BUT i got to tell. You
you could get everything, Here. JEFF i mean you could
get a, gangster you get a, mobster you can get a.
SAMURAI i mean this is. Great, yeah, no it's not
a bad. Idea but.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
When you do, this it's basically like you're renting the
mob in a sense to come shake somebody, down maybe
if they owe you, money you, know confronting a coworker
as they go out to get one of the lunch
and they walk in and you, know mess with them
like intimidation.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Tactics the good thing is there's no ties back to,
you right IT'S i guess the company Is. Kwahito so Rental.
KALWAHITO i guess that's the name of the. Company their
website also recommends their services for people who treat you
coldly in the. Workplace they also uh they they they

(51:11):
recommend it for. Uh, look if you're dealing with your
child being. Bullied they will also beat up KIDS i
didn't know that they could do, that but you, know
that's very kind of Rental. Kowahito the legal registered name
of the company is not listed anywhere on their. Website

(51:34):
but somebody, said is this even?

Speaker 13 (51:35):
Legal?

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Uh and another person, right so is this just the,
yakuza you, know THE i guess The japanese, Gangs but,
no these are actors who will beat people up for
you and intimidate. People AND i have to tell, YOU
i love. It this is this is, Great this is.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Great.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Listen if there's no ties back to me? Whatsoever, okay?

Speaker 6 (51:58):
Right?

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Right so what you know does a person, go you,
know somebody sitting at panera having a bread bowl, that
and then it's your coworker that's been giving you trouble
and then you send the guy in and rough them
up and, go, hey start being nice to everybody you
work with price and that's.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
It well that you can write the. Script So i'll
give you an. Example you, know maybe someone's sitting there
eating a bunch of big large stofers lasagna and they
seem pretty blase about intimidation being your method of choice
because maybe you're a little bit more timid of a. Person,

(52:36):
well how about. This how about you send them in
there to slap them, around eat their, lasagna and scare
them into treating you with. Respect rent a scary person
chooses based on who's paying, them opposing sides with coworkers
and each other to back you. Up and also if

(52:59):
you have AN x or you're in a relationship and
somebody you, know you just want to make a, point
you can rent a scary person as. Well you also
can now rent fat. People, YEAH i WANT i saw,
that BUT i want you to hold onto that a
deep dive that On. MONDAY i did see, that SO
i want to dive into that On.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Monday BUT i asked you this, question are people really
in your pants sitting there eating family sized stow For lasnya's?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Often you, know it's funny that you say. THAT i
have to tell YOU i mean to be, bulky to
to really just boff. Up, okay you know las stoves.
LASAGNA i feel like you know it's definitely the way
that you bulk up. Quick, okay you know WHAT i?

(53:45):
Mean and you, KNOW i guess Rental cohahito is really
setting the. Precedent and listen eight TO a two, four
one oh five nine you us a, text give us a.
Call is there anyone who you you would hold? ON
i just want to make SURE i get this. Right
rent a scary, person you. Know we look if this

(54:08):
is taken off Of japan and has many iterations of. It,
yeah this is something that we need to think, about, insurance,
liabilities all kinds of different. Things BUT i could come
up with A, OKAY i come up with a bunch of,
stuff and we can, yeah run a scary person rand
of this, person right of that. Person we could really
make a big business out of this. Here, well here's the.
Problem we would end up spending all of our money doing,

(54:30):
this creating this, service because we would we would think
it's funny to like just send it to random, people
you know WHAT i? Mean like you, know we would
do it for our own. Pleasure oh THAT'S i rent
like a mariachi, band you, know AND i send it
to like the people at the front. Desk but the
people at the front desk a mariachi do.

Speaker 10 (54:53):
You know WHAT i?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Mean can you imagine a mariachi band walking in here
and going holldo is? Uh you know in the colder they're,
here and then they go, yes he goes and they
wouldn't leave for thirty. Minutes it's just all, mariachi all
mariachi for thirty.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Minutes you sure you didn't stay up the whole time
watching the game last night or?

Speaker 1 (55:15):
WHAT i? Think you seem a little.

Speaker 8 (55:20):
Mountain call us text us and you're really creative both
the mountain talking text LINE a two eight two four
oh one oh five.

Speaker 7 (55:28):
Nine that's a two eight two four oh five nine
nine The.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Mountain i've not in The Mountain ashville's classic, Rock The
rizzo And Jeff. Show and, UH i think we just
need to be honest. HERE i think we just need
TO i don't, know do you want to tell people
what we found and then maybe grace them with some?
Audio do we maybe grace them with some audio kind
of you, know tease it up a little?

Speaker 7 (55:53):
Bit what do you?

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Feel how are you feeling about? THIS i don't want
to get this introduction To asheville, wrong BECAUSE i know
we only get one.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Shot we, do all, Right so, Uh i'll tell you,
what play me a little bit audio, here, okay and
just one of the just give me do you want
to give your at and Then i'll go into and
we'll talk about what we.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Found all, right so again and maybe what we can
do is it would it be wrong if after we
had some people call and give their, opinions if we
if enough people like, them maybe we share Their facebook
Because i'd like to get it up to about one.
Thousand WELL i only have forty. Five WHAT i would,
like you, KNOW i would like people to call and

(56:38):
give us their. Opinion you be the. Judge what do
you think of?

Speaker 17 (56:42):
This?

Speaker 1 (56:43):
OKAY i think that's extremely. Important, yeah we get do
we give them the golden? Bozzer we can? Finals we
could do. That, yeah we could do.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
That and you know they have been talking, about you,
know putting down a downtown a new downtown entertainment and
arts complex that they're working. On it's about a twenty
five hundred seat facility and it's going to have all
kinds of different, things you, Know broadway, shows all kinds of.
Things BUT i think if they open this up eventually

(57:12):
in the next in the coming, years that what they
need to. Do this is the first entertainment that they
need to have. There it will sell out. Immediately that
is my. Belief that's the plan that they want to.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Do build it. Downtown this is who they bring at night.
ONE i will say, This i'll play you a little.
BIT i will say That september, eighth they want you to.
COME i there is, healthy fun. Togetherness there are no
auditions or judgments, ever and performances Are monday. Mornings that's

(57:47):
What i'll. Say but how about how about? This Oh, god,

(58:09):
yeah hold on.

Speaker 15 (58:17):
Song?

Speaker 13 (58:18):
Song?

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Hello, HMM i gotta tell.

Speaker 7 (58:31):
You.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Wow now you say to, yourself what AM i listening?
To what could that?

Speaker 15 (58:36):
Be?

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Well that gem that you just, heard there is none
other than The Asheville Senior. Chorus. Fantastic The Asheville Senior
CHORUS Uh Senior Community choir is all head by Director
Chuck taft uh And. Uh they have an extensive repertoire
from classical masterpieces to pop, hits show tunes and beloved.

(59:01):
Favorites so On mondays, Okay. Uh they rehearse weekly in
the Man Mannheimer. Room okay from six fifteen eight fifteen
pm On. Mondays so The senior The Asheville Senior chorus
is one of the PROBABLY i think not talked about

(59:23):
enough musical acts in. Town we talk about all these
bands that are coming, here and it was. Coming nobody
was speaking about. Them we're gonna be it is this
one will be At Ashville.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Yards we're gonna be down the, Here we'll be at
the Casino Asheville senior.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Carse nobody talks About, yeah when was The when was
the first time you heard about The Asheville Senior? Course
was it this morning at eight? Eleven BECAUSE i bet
you it, was, yeah eight two eight, two four oh
one oh five. Nine we have a Couple Ashville Senior chorus.
CLIPS i think we got a couple pop hits coming.

(59:58):
Up but let me just tell. You they, say come
cometh join. Us The Ashville Senior chorus is in the
sing again and they want to have some healthy fun.
Togetherness i'm with. Him they're looking for some new. Singers
they're always. Welcome and here's the best, part ladies and,

(01:00:19):
gentlemen there are no auditions.

Speaker 18 (01:00:20):
Ever.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Okay the fall season is upon us and weekly rehearsals
are at The Oli Ruters Center Manheimer. Room she's got
her own. Room, whoaw she's got it looks she's got
her own mad whoa? WOW i mean you got to
UN c a campus and it costs only two hundred

(01:00:45):
dollars a year to be part of we talked to
the mayor all the. Time how DID i not know
she has her own. ROOM i don't know how we
didn't know about The manheimer.

Speaker 20 (01:00:53):
Room.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
WOW i mean singing for, health singing for, fun singing for,
togetherness got a little. Competition. Now but here's the. THING i,
mean you, KNOW i got to tell YOU i wanted
to run on the Rent is too damn high, platform
yeah with, us and when, well that's the, thing AND
i didn't, bezzle But i'd at least be honest about.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
It you do, That i'll run on the no shootings
downtown a platform, together, yeah, yeah, yeah because because when
this is, HAPPENING i don't want to, say we do
an event downtown.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
And there's there's a shooting or, fight we can't have.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
That and we bring The Ashville senior, carus we can't have.
It there're they sing somebody good tunes that you would
miss out. On they'd be too.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Scared i'm looking at a bald man in a pink
shirt right, now white, hair beautiful, mustache beautiful, spectacles and,
uh he's, saying show show the people more of our,
work talk about, us tell us no, Problem And i'm,
like you, know what, sure he, says play some of

(01:01:55):
the pomp tunes like, absolutely and then, well WELL i
again eight two eight two four oh one oh five.
Nine is this a performance that you would go see
The Asheville Senior? Chorus and you, know IF i could
get them to come in here and maybe do a, Performance,
Oh i'd be all about. IT i, Mean i'd be
all about. It now there is a good PORT i

(01:02:17):
mean there how there's probably forty or fifty Album, jeff
there's a. Lot there's a. Lot, yeah but here's a
pop tune On Jinfair tae.

Speaker 8 (01:02:31):
Me no.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
And that's all no us amazing a.

Speaker 7 (01:02:52):
Doubt of my.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Mind oh could.

Speaker 7 (01:02:58):
BELIEVE i could.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Wow, listen. LISTEN i gotta go see. THAT i gotta calm.
DOWN i, mean the fact of the matter is this
has been in our town for nine years and nobody
knew about. This thirty people like this page and we
have no followers in. Common this is a local. Gem

(01:03:25):
this is a local. Masterpiece what is actual known? For
and you know they say stay. WEIRD i say stay. Senior,
Yeah i'm with, You Jack Senior. CHORUS i, mean is
there is there any? More could?

Speaker 11 (01:03:40):
They you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Know is there any more they could give us. Here,
yeah you know they. Could Actually i'll give it to
you in just un. Moment but listen they, uh they
said sight reading has always made life a little challenging
in your senior. Years but that's okay me and you're
stretching your musicianship and they want to sing for site
improvement and. Reading, wow, OKAY i mean think about. That

(01:04:05):
it's a great. Cost it's a great. Cause they have.
Luncheons you got AN rsvp to kick off. This they
have a social all right where you just go and
you socialize with your favorite members of the. Chorus H
they do that twice a. Year and they have a
pot they have a potluck social bless.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
YOU i.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Know it's it's it's. Crazy it says whether you are
ninety or ninety, nine learning lyrics can be fun in brain.
Boosting discover some, smart simple tips to help your body
memorize songs perfect for, performers music, lovers or anyone to
keep their minds. Sharp here at The Ashville Senior, chorus

(01:04:45):
AND i think that we we should probably give you
one of the most known songs in probably in the.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
World, yeah And i'll tell you What Ashville Senior. Chorus
why don't you take us out on this? One, okay,
yeah give us that home run you. Have and by the,
way when we say home, RUN.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
I would Love AND i don't know if people are
texts AND i haven't been able to take a look
at the text lines or my text, messages BUT i
am telling you that you, know our phone lines are always.
Open maybe you're a member of your Granny, is maybe
you know. Somebody but the point is, is i'd like

(01:05:27):
to know if you think we should share Their facebook
on Our facebook because they need more than forty. Likes,
JEFF i, Agree i'm with, you you. Know so, anyway
let's give it to The Ashville Senior chorus with the
very Famous Sweet, carol and they are going to play us,
out AND i, mean turn up your, radios ladies and,

(01:05:49):
gentlemen the best thing going In. Ashville The Asheville Senior
chorus Sings Sweet.

Speaker 15 (01:05:56):
Caroline oh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Oh, chef, Wow, god you know what made my? Weekend thank?
YOU i seen your CAR a two a two four
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Speaker 8 (01:06:51):
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Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
The mountain oh five nine To mount In nashville's classic
Rock The rizzo And jeff show that the band that
will be playing At Taylor swift And Travis kelsey's. Wedding,
hi would you like to lay down a cash bet
that doesn't happen? Yet how far you willing to go on?
That fifteen?

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Hundred you that confident that just because they put That
farner put out that they want to be At taylsi's,
wedding that she's going to dial up, foreigner you're willing
to go fifteen hundred on.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
It i'm willing to go fifteen. Hundred, okay all? Right
so the bet Is farner is not going to play
at their. WEDDING i could just about guarantee you that they're.
Not so you're saying you believe that they're not going to,
Play they're. Not that's What i'm, saying they're. Not there's no, Way,
NO i was trying to trick you in a fifteen.
Hundred well that you can't trick me out of a.
DOLLAR i don't give up. Anybody SO i told you

(01:07:52):
there is something that really was grinding my. Gears and
you KNOW i don't often get my gears all twisted,
up BUT i have to tell. You something is going
on In Santa barbara and that is the home Of Neverland,
ranch and it's really upsetting. Me, Here i'll play a

(01:08:16):
little audio for you.

Speaker 21 (01:08:17):
Here, okay A Santa barbara health clinic is investigating a
controversial social media post that has been called disturbing on many.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Levels, now BEFORE i tell you or let you listen
to what this is, ABOUT i want you to think about.
This it's a medical clinic for senior citizens leaking senior.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Citizens, okay so they, leak all, Right so, okay it.
Happens it, Happens so it's. RIGHT i, mean It's Santa.
Barbara so what happened that is going so viral about? It,
well when they leak and then, leave they take pictures
next to the. Leak, why, well they think it's. Funny they're,

(01:09:02):
like look this, person look at how much they.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Leaked. Smile this is.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Disturbing it is a little. Weird, now it's a little.
Weird like you, said you, know the home Of Neverland.
Ranch trust, me a lot of disturbing things went on
there a lot of things went on in this zip.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Code why why Is Santa barbara have such disturbing things happen?

Speaker 13 (01:09:20):
There you?

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Know and that's WHAT i was trying, to you, know allude.
TO i, mean if you think about the zip code
Of Santa barbara from just what happened At Neverland ranch
to now this where you have elder leakage and them
taking pictures with the, LEAKING i don't. WHY i don't.
UNDERSTAND i think when you need A Santa, BARBARA i
think you get a little fun and fancy and but,

(01:09:44):
okay so what is the what is the gain from
this posting this on? TikTok what is the? Game there's no.
GAIN i think they just wanted to create a viral,
video not thinking that everyone in the world would, go,
wow that's really mean that people who are older and
who you know are leaking don't want their private you,

(01:10:07):
know leaking pictures left.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Out so the whole joke is that every time that,
uh that these seniors show up to this place and
they leave what these these people that work, there this
is everybody that works. There they pose in front of
these is like a group photo that the patients left
us a. Gift, yes and the one they're. Posing somebody's

(01:10:30):
sitting on the table where the patient would lay, down
and then they're all around. There everybody's posing and, uh
making a picture of it in front of leakage the.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Leak and there's even one two mm there's a two
y in. There why are they look and this is
such a.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Thing here's one where it says it comes in all
shapes and size and the girl and the girl is
posing in front of.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
It that's. Fine why is why would you make this
a page and think this is? OKAY i don't. Know,
uh maybe the explanation is in the rest of news,
report BECAUSE i got to tell You i'm. LOST i
don't understand a lot of things to go viral on,
Obviously why do you want to have it as a? Goal,
well it, works BUT i mean they're gonna lose their.
Jobs you can't post pictures of people's ones and, twos

(01:11:15):
not just their.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
Jobs the clients that are there as a part of
this clinic are not going to show back up there would?

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
You? PERSONALLY i would Because i'm not. Leaking BUT i
mean if there will be a, day there will be a,
day one day and one that day, CAME i would
not Go. Okay now that's, now you're.

Speaker 21 (01:11:33):
Right the now viral TikTok video show staff At Sutterhelt's
Pasetta's Urgent care clinic standing around exam rooms showing off
used paper sheets after patient. Exams we have blurred those.
Images the video jokingly referred to the soiled items as
quotes gifts from. Patients TikTok user Called ruby With news

(01:11:57):
cover the story on her, page calling out the employer
for their, unprofessional dehumanizing and unethical. Behavior so many people
on social media agree with, her and they have been
blasting the, company urging them to fire everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
Involved, now before we get to the company's, RESPONSE i
have to be honest with. You i'm so confused about
this because DO i think that every one of them
should lose their? Jobs you know they're all in. There,
well why are you taking pictures with a one or?
Two what is the humor in?

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
This i'm looking at one of the photos where it
has about four thousand people that watch it and hit
the heart sign okay on, TikTok which they have okay
two thousand. Shares it's been bookmarked over fifteen hundred, times
So obviously there's freaks out there in the world that
are into, this and the problem is they shouldn't have

(01:12:52):
done it to begin. With but if they do it
and then you hit the heart, button they go and everybody's.
Laughing they, Go, wow people like to see this. Stuff
they're gonna make more of, it well more of.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
It, well here's the. THING i think that that was
sort of their litmus. Test they're, like you, know this
is our funny. Idea let's see if we get. Reaction
let's see if we can you, know get you, know
views and hits at our, page and if we go.
Viral what we'll do is every day when we get
leakage or someone does it to it seems they had

(01:13:24):
a new. Post every, day they had a new well
that's What i'm. Saying and they would all go they
would go all around and they would smile next to,
it or if someone left the, two they would just
go and. Smile it was. Weird it's like this is someone's,
like this is an embarrassing moment for these poor, people
and you're you're just laughing at. Them and, LITERALLY i
want you to, imagine BECAUSE i know that you're driving

(01:13:47):
and you cannot So i'm just gonna imagine, like, uh you,
know a guy and a girl with their arms and
their legs, crossed kneeling down with you, know the, piece
and they're like pointing down at leakage and they're like
check it, out, dog and it's like, what, why, well

(01:14:08):
why DO i want to see? This by the, way
the way it's, unedited you can see the pictures without the.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Edit, WELL i told, you if they did one and
thought it was funny and that was it and it
got two, likes they would have forgotten about.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
It but that's not what.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Happened the freaks of the, World oh my, god the
ones that hit The love four thousand and five. Thousand
if that happened to, us, okay you would be in
front of leakage. Everywhere if you got four thousand likes on,
something you'd been doing it every. Day we see you
see our faces enough on Social but let me tell.
You rizzo strikes gold on a leakage. Post, Oh he's

(01:14:43):
gonna be all, over are you kidding? ME i will
go to what's that place we brought, pizza the Snip.
Center i'll go to the Snip center And i'll find
every little bit of. LEAKAGE i can And i'll do poses,
this will wear, Clothes i'll wear booty, Shorts i'll bring.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Pomp you name it is.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
It rizzo racks his brain how a post could go
up and get thousands of likes and. Hits, yeah and
these folks just take a picture in front of. Leakage
i'm maybe you're over tinking. Things wait to make my.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Job, yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:15:16):
It's.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Stupid mountain call us text us and and you're really.

Speaker 8 (01:15:21):
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Speaker 7 (01:15:26):
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Mountain it is one of five NINE a Mount ashvill's
classic rock The review And jeff's. Show i'm gonna be
honest with you all right here it. IS i THINK
i figured out what's going on between four seven And rosie. O'Donnell,
yeah he uh you, know, look, no, no, look just

(01:15:51):
say here's what it is yesterday from The White house
dot GOV. X he has no. Shame the the Actual
White house log for, history so that people in seven
hundred years can go back and look at what our

(01:16:14):
world was. Like from world leaders yesterday appeared a picture
Of rosio o'donald photo shopped to look like a garcachean beach.
Ball that's. It that's an understake her. Head it's about

(01:16:36):
eighty six. Inches oh, girl all, right SO i ask
you this, now, LISTEN i asked you.

Speaker 7 (01:16:42):
THIS i have.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Luck it's it's okay to. GIG. I, look the fight
has been going on for like TWENTY i think they
like each. Other probably you, don't watch, YOU i bet
you they both have a super duper crush on one.

Speaker 15 (01:16:53):
Another.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
Problem, no they're very much alike in in, ways, right,
so and that's why they battle my and. Forth and
you know she'll hit him with the bankruptcy, stuff The epstein.
Whatever he had nothing to do With. Epstein, okay really
when it came to the he knew him just in
circles of big money. Circles but to be down, THERE
i don't believe that he was doing anything like. That
if he, was you would have known years. Ago democrats

(01:17:16):
would have pulled that one. Out but, uh you know
he wants her to you, know who is photoshopping this
photo for? Him this is that's the. Question, okay does
he Asked jade to, LIKE i need you to do
me a favor and make me a quick. PHOTOSHOP i
big fat.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
HEAD i wonder if the chief of staff or the
head of communications takes a picture Of rosio o'donald that's
unflattering and blows it up like a beach. Ball imagine
if you're A.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
White house intern and The President United states ask, you you,
know all you want to do is get into. Politics
it's the most awesome thing that you could.

Speaker 17 (01:17:50):
Do you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
You got every, resident, right you got security, clearance the whole,
spiel and then the. Press you get an. Email he, says,
hey do me a. Favor make her head the goodyear.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Blimp and it's so so uh the president On White House,
listen if he wants to do it on His, twitter
that's one, thing well his company on. Yours, yeah, well
here's the. Thing this is the People's, twitter all. Right,
now here's what he writes with a picture of blimp
face roseo Do and if you don't, know, Listen i'm

(01:18:24):
just just go To White house dot gob or just
type White house into x Or twitter and Real Donald
Trump trump Is it's all?

Speaker 16 (01:18:33):
Due?

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
There are they? They they? Are are they in? Love
are they hairs on her? Chin? No you know what
are the hairs on her? Chin and and then and
then in the second, thing he, Goes i'd also like
to think that these are robes to tie her fat. Mouse,
now don't what are they? Doing the glasses that are

(01:18:56):
on her big guys have to see this, Head you
have to see. This please just understand what we're.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
Trying the glasses on her face look like they just
they went on one time and have permanently stayed because
there's no way they're coming.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Off but, no the glasses look like they're going one
hundred and eight Gree he's the guy at their. Horizontal the.
Glasses the glasses are screaming for. Help and this poor
and she's got she's got robes and hairs in her
mouth that she's eating, now he, wrote, wrote he wrote.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
In this, picture he, wrote as previously, mentioned we are
giving serious thought to taking Away rosie o'donnald's. Citizenship she
is not a Great american and is and, is in my,
opinion incapable of being.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
So to Which White, house uh dot gov at The
White house types incapable of being so?

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
Big now the, earlier the earlier ONE i think was
a few days, ago is because of the fact That
rosie o'donald is not in the best interests of our Great.
TONY i am giving serious consideration to take you away her.
Citizenship she is a threat to humanity and should remain
and should remain in the wonderful country Of ireland if

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they want.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Her god Bless. America Now rosie comes back, saying banishing me,
Again logan roy would be. Proud i'm the. Distraction she
keeps bringing Up epstein and the reckoning of his gold
lame throne is. Melting Only rosio o' donald makes you.
Squirm and then he takes a picture of her and

(01:20:39):
blows it up to the size of a billboard and
puts it. Out, so ladies and, Gentlemen i'm gonna tell
you right, now here's the. Truth they're in, love you think.
SO i think they're in. LOVE i Think donald And
rosie want to do The mattress mumbo and none of
them because one is so far, left one is so
far right that they can't come together in the. Middle

(01:21:01):
and if those two could come, together then the world
could be at. Peace because if he's sitting there saying
that she's eating all of you would Eat ireland into
a potato. Famine you can't say that on The White House.
Twitter rosie o'donald would Eat ireland into another potato. Famine
so you're telling me he's laying in The lincoln.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Bedroom melania comes out of the shower and he, says
in his, mind all he can think about Is rosie.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
And how she eats into a potato. Famine, OKAY i
bet that's the.

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Speaker 7 (01:22:29):
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Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
Now by the, Way todd had text us in and
he wants us to know two. Things, okay he just
finished fixing breakfast for his.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
Cats? Yeah did he did he make the? Money?

Speaker 13 (01:22:41):
Sorry thank?

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
You, no he made fancy feast the gravy lover's chicken
and gravy that he also this. Morning he also this
morning got to go over and have breakfast with his
mom and. Sister they had fried. Livermush no they. Didn't
he's such a.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Liar there's no way fried, livermush boiled egg and. Toast
no he. DID i don't believe. That so you're telling
Me Todd todd, Listener todd feeds his? Cats how many?
CATS i don't? Know he says, two probably, forty probably. Fifty, yeah,
alright my. Apologies So, todd it's good to hear that

(01:23:16):
you're starting your day off. Right ah, Right, well, Anyway
i'll go, Ahead, Josh.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
Yeah all, right what is happening on forty And Canton
exit thirty. ONE i Know Highway patrol troopers in the
cant area are investigating the discovery of a man's. Body
this was recovered last, week, okay but now we were
able to identify the. MAN a thirty two year old
man Named David, brown was found Near canton At exit

(01:23:42):
thirty one in the early morning. Hours he suffered a
severe head. Injury i'm Just i'm going to assume that
he was probably just walking down the street at. Night
if anybody knows anything about, IT i, mean you, Know
texas in But i'm.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
To if anything he might have been at the days
in or if he was an exit, DOWN i mean he,
would but he's an, edit HE'S edgit thirty. One, yeah
so he's on the. Highway it's The Highway. Patrol so
he's on the. Highway so then i, mean is this
something where you, know was this a mafia, thing The canton. Mafia,

(01:24:22):
well hear me. Out maybe this person was trying to
off one of the people in The Senior, Choir Nashville Senior. Choir,
yeah and maybe he's downtown. Here, yeah this is happening In. Candon, listen,
listen let me tell you. Something what if this happened,
here and then they put him out there and throw
him out like like on like like on the as

(01:24:44):
they were driving like in a, van because you know,
what they wanted him to think that this was A
canton incident when this has nothing to do With. Canton
because if you live or you, here or you're listening
to us In, canton please say two four one h five.

Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
Nine so you're saying that the mafia Of asheville dumps
their bodies In Heywood, County that's what you're.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
Saying that's What i'm. Saying you don't believe, it, well,
LISTEN i think the news might, okay great news for you.

Speaker 12 (01:25:11):
Right now out Of North, carolina Where Highway patrol is
now investigating a deadly hit and run. Crash trooper say
a body was found ON i Forty west Near canton Last.
Friday the victim has now been identified tonight As David.
Brown officials say he suffered a severe head injury from the.
Crash so, far no word on any suspects at this.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Time, WOW i got to tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
SOMETHING i don't want to say, anything BUT i know
that the other day we were talking To johnny and
he wasn't happy with the. Bikers, okay on the roads
there you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
Remember, now let me just say. THIS i don't want
to put it out there, either but are you asserting
that this was a. Biker it could have been a,
Biker it could have been somebody. WALKING i don't know the.
Case but you know you're on. Forard what do you
get off the?

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Highway take the long, way don't get Hit and if
you're doing it at, night sometimes people aren't. Seeing if
a truck hits, you they don't know that they're just
running over. Something if it's a big.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
Take the long way. Home here's the. THING i just
think that if you want to get on your publicly
paid for, roads you should be. Allowed maybe they. Should
they should well. Listen they should have a sidewalk and
a guardrail where you are allowed to enjoy the beauty

(01:26:30):
of the highways that you help pay. For and let
me tell, you if you want to rive the, highway.
Listen if you want to walk the highway From florida To,
maine you can do. It that's ninety five you can.
Do you get started. There why don't you want? To
you want to build a.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
HIGHWAY i want you to lead the charge of walking
highways and you start. Here you can cross the, bridge
make your way pass, downtown head out to, you you,
know your neck of the, woods out Of East, ashville
take the long way to.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Forty it's start what Like forrest Gumb you want me
to start a? Movie to get?

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
Gone you start to walk the highway's movement all? Right
BECAUSE i gotta tell you it hasn't worked out too
well here On Patton. Avenue, okay they're picking them all
off like whack a.

Speaker 13 (01:27:13):
Mole here is this a?

Speaker 6 (01:27:15):
Kid?

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Derek, Oh, derek what's?

Speaker 13 (01:27:17):
Up? Derek going?

Speaker 8 (01:27:19):
On?

Speaker 18 (01:27:19):
Hey? Don't pretty?

Speaker 19 (01:27:21):
Good pretty?

Speaker 18 (01:27:22):
Good y'all doing all right this?

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
Morning, Yes, friday, man it's been a long four day,
week has it?

Speaker 18 (01:27:27):
Not it has for? Sure?

Speaker 20 (01:27:29):
Yeah what you're talking about the guy out there at
the thirty? One, yeah, yeah he had a real bad brain.
Injury he had his head cut.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
Off wait, wait wait a, minute what?

Speaker 6 (01:27:39):
Happened he was.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
Decapitating he was. Decapitating APPETD i told you this was.
Mafia so do they know anything else other than you, know.

Speaker 13 (01:27:49):
He just was not THAT i know.

Speaker 18 (01:27:50):
Of so the only REASON i know, is you, Know
i'm a truck driver local and one of my fellow.
Drivers his wife actually run across it that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
Morning, okay, wait wait a, minute she ran across what his?
Head number one and number? Two are? You oh, god
are you telling?

Speaker 7 (01:28:06):
Me?

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Okay could this be and this is not not a
knock on trunk? Drivers could maybe he have maybe uh
spoken to the wrong truck driver the wrong?

Speaker 19 (01:28:17):
Way, yeah at the thirty seven he might.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Have, okay but you, know now you get hit by a,
car it's not taking your head.

Speaker 7 (01:28:24):
Off is it a?

Speaker 19 (01:28:25):
TRUCK i don't, know just depends on how he got,
Hit but that was that was what she told. Us so,
wow thought it was A derek carcass and it ended
up being a.

Speaker 18 (01:28:35):
Person, wow, Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
Derek that's that's that is a very gruesome way to
to and the.

Speaker 13 (01:28:42):
Week, Derek thank, You, NO i a good.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
One he didn't feel a, thing you, know he's. Gone,
well if the head's off, quickly you don't feel?

Speaker 15 (01:28:56):
It?

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
Okay is it slowly come? Off let me tell you.
SOMETHING i had seen instances where it's a slow head.
RIP i gotta tell you it's not. Fun it happens.
Slow what is it a twist? Off, Well, jeff let's
just say his head gets caught in the tire and
it does a few. Twists i'm gonna tell, you he's
not a fun. Day sounds like it popped like a beer. Top,

(01:29:18):
so oh, good.

Speaker 7 (01:29:22):
Are we still doing? This the j N n is
on your radio.

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
Now so yesterday we were talking about How Denzel washington
came out and told the truth that who do you
do it?

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
To Jimmy? Kimmel Silly. JIMMY i Think Jimmy kimmel's. Me
it's Silly. Jimmy Silly, Jimmy and what's wrong with being?
Silly Uh, SO i don't Think i've ever watched this,
show and probably for good, reason but uh, OH i love. Him,
man what's the?

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
Dilly but uh he's you, Know Denzel washington, said we've
been saying his name wrong all. Along it's Actually Denzil.
Washington he knew it all this time that it Was
denzil and he did and he didn't say anything about.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
It, no he. DIDN'T i, Apologize. Jeff we have another
person on the phone. Here, Hello, hey.

Speaker 18 (01:30:11):
Good, morning. Guys what's. UP i hate to discredit the
guy that just called in saying That david's head was
gone and, this that and the. Other you read what
The mountaineer has.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
Said, No, no very vague and not only. Vague it's
like there's so much, rumor you. Know so that's why
we were just, saying, hey something, happened and both you
know WHAT i, mean what do you Got? Jason, well The.

Speaker 18 (01:30:38):
Mountaineer says that his body was, intact surprisingly and he
hadn't even been hit by a car or anything that he.
Was they're still trying to figure out where he actually died.

Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
From so maybe you're, saying maybe he could was walking the,
road he could have odeed heart, attack he.

Speaker 13 (01:30:55):
Was just walking around.

Speaker 18 (01:30:56):
There they found the vehicle parked right down the road
from him on the, highway a white.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
VAN i told you there was something going on up.

Speaker 18 (01:31:07):
Here sometimes there was no idea on. Him the only
way that they were able to actually identify him was
from his. Fingerprint. Wow, Man so you, know just so you, know,
guys if you run your, fingerprints that means that you're
actually in the system. Criminally, yeah you guys might be
on to something that he was, into something. Sketchy just, say, hey.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
The, streets streets are, talking and you know, what all
these hints are are.

Speaker 18 (01:31:33):
Fabulous i'm just saying this is you, know The mets
capital of the. World i'm just.

Speaker 19 (01:31:39):
Playing i'm with, you, MAN.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
I i didn't know much ABOUT i don't know much
about mess BUT I i'm gonna take.

Speaker 18 (01:31:46):
Your word for.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
It i'll go downtown on A saturday. Night you'll learn,
well you, know all? Right, so by the, way we've
been Saying Steve buscemi's name wrong all. Wine oh, yeah
by the, way here's a little quick. Audio, sorry here's is.

Speaker 21 (01:31:59):
So funny both of you guys Are they also have
the big thing with that they're trying to pronounce your
last name yes and yes has that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
Has at one point they, said, KEMY i don't like that.
One that's so.

Speaker 13 (01:32:15):
Funny Busce.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
Shenny that's LIKE i like that, shemy but it suns.
Right but well that is The italian way to say.
It but you, know BUT i just didn't grow up that.

Speaker 7 (01:32:24):
Way how did you grow up growing?

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
Up we said, buemi which is, LIKE i can't even
do that.

Speaker 16 (01:32:29):
Anymore so NOW i say by you, said, YEAH i
sort of take a little bit from each.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
Pronunciation, wow that Was oh my, God derek is? Badad
do we have a battle about the dead guy? On
we have a battle about the dead guy on forty
heads and mats and Every this is getting, Crazy, derek
what's going?

Speaker 15 (01:32:50):
On?

Speaker 19 (01:32:50):
MAN i, SAID i don't care what the newspaper. Said
the newspaper lies about all kinds of.

Speaker 7 (01:32:55):
Stuff, wow well you know.

Speaker 19 (01:33:00):
That's a little bit.

Speaker 20 (01:33:00):
Different now identify his, body but his, fingerprints well that
means his teeth and all that was going?

Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
Right yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:33:11):
That?

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
Derek, Yeah, okay, See, DEREK I I i appreciate AND
i hope it doesn't start a. Battle.

Speaker 13 (01:33:18):
Ye i'm.

Speaker 19 (01:33:19):
Good i'm.

Speaker 18 (01:33:19):
Good everybody's been battled to their own.

Speaker 19 (01:33:21):
Opinions but IF i know somebody that's seen, it you,
Know oh, yeah she was.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
Talking about well you had a hard when she's physically. There,
YEAH i mean we can't debate an actual. WITNESS i appreciate, You. Derek,
yeah why where ending the week finding over everybody with
math on forty or? Not or killed or? Not this
is crazy we're talking about, okay right. Bye everybody have

(01:33:47):
a great weight.

Speaker 22 (01:33:48):
At its text us and you're really.

Speaker 8 (01:33:52):
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Speaker 7 (01:33:57):
Nine that's a two eight two four oh one o.

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
Five let's talk a Little turkey. Shally it's one of
five nine Of Mountain ashvill's, Clays The, rock The rizzo
and In jeff's, show And, jeff you want to talk some?
Turkey is it time for the razzle? Dazzle it's time
for the razzle sponsored to. You but, Oh i'm. Sorry
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(01:34:25):
says just do.

Speaker 8 (01:34:26):
It From tinseltown to the eight two eight and, beyond
it's time to razzle on The rizzo And Jeff. Show
all the things that are not fit to, print talk, about,
mentioned discuss or frankly that, important but somehow find their.

Speaker 7 (01:34:39):
Way here of.

Speaker 17 (01:34:39):
Course sorry, Man, Yes jeff can't stand it. Either time
For rizzo's razzle dazzl one The.

Speaker 7 (01:34:45):
Mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
Sorry now here's the. Thing we have a struggling lab
grown meat sector of the. Population why the hell are
people doing? That because, listen instead of cow pollutants aka cow,
toots you, know methane polluting our, air we want to not,

(01:35:10):
WE i mean they are the lab grown meat. Sector
people want to grow different animals for you to. Eat
cultivated meat is what it's. Called they want quail for
a gras and wooly mammoth, meatballs and both. Extinct we'll

(01:35:34):
tell you this, though the cultivated meat, companies they're getting,
creative but they're really struggling right.

Speaker 12 (01:35:41):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
Jeff, well they're taking THE dna of like an extinct wooly,
mammoth and they, are you, know turning it into just.
GROWING i, GUESS i don't know what the hell they.
Do so they make, MEATBALLS i guess for, Consumption AND

(01:36:02):
i why don't you just make the whole?

Speaker 14 (01:36:03):
Wooly?

Speaker 13 (01:36:05):
Why?

Speaker 15 (01:36:05):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
Whoa give me the?

Speaker 7 (01:36:08):
Wooly?

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
Whoa? Whoa why would you want a? Wooly have you
seen an? Elephant have you seen an? Elephant you want
a wooly running? Around what if this wooly goes? Out
what if this wooly gets out and starts running the,
streets running a? Muck what if he's a? Bully, well
the wooly mammoth is really generally the same size as

(01:36:32):
like An african. Elephant you, KNOW i don't know. That you.

Speaker 23 (01:36:36):
Guess What i'm telling me What i'm trusting the scientists
and there no scientists and the, paleontologists all, RIGHT i
trust ross from FRIENDS i don't trust so, yeah and
that they say that they're about the same size as
An african, elephant except that the wooly has the fur
and the, tusks and.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
They think about these, tusks think about the value of these.
Tusks so you know what they're gonna. Do they're gonna
take these woolies and The mongolians are gonna just hack at. Them,
WELL i try and make, medicine and you can't do
this to the Wool.

Speaker 3 (01:37:10):
Okay if you're gonna eat, basically if you're gonna eat
a wooly, meatball would you eat an elephant?

Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
Meatball like? People you, KNOW i would give elephant balls a.
SHOT i don't know what the elephant meat would be texture,
wise but i'd give it a. GO i, MEAN i
wouldn't eat the, trunk but i'd eat maybe the, rump elephant,
rump elephant. Rump maybe make it a Roast i'm reading.

(01:37:38):
Here according to ground elephant. Beef.

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
Yeah according to historical, accounts elephant meat has been described
as unpleasant and, peculiar with a coarse or gelatinous. Texture
if that doesn't make you, VOMIT i don't.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
Know what else? Waits so what's wrong with the gelatinus?
TEXTURE i don't want anything Gelatin so you don't like?
JELLO i you KNOW i didn't get on The Cosby jello. Train,
NO i gotta tell, You i'm glad you didn't get
on The cosby. TRAIN i was just asking you if
you liked anything. GELATINOUS i didn't ask you if you
liked Anything. COSBY i like THE tv. Show, really so

(01:38:17):
you actually like thinking More cosby things than more? GELATINOUS
i do like? More, well, LISTEN i. Like do you
like More cosby or more? Gelatinous? Say go, ahead all,
right it's, okay say you like More. Cosby we can move. On,
OKAY i LIKE i Like. Cosby if there's a, cap
if there's a cap on my.

Speaker 17 (01:38:35):
Cup time For rizzo's Zdol.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
All, RIGHT i got. You just gotta cover your. Drink that's. Okay.
Listen speaking Of, cosby there are a lot of crazy
people out. There in the, Eighties cosby went after he
wrote his infamous Book, fatherhood and he spoke In Capitol.
Hill it's a beautiful place where the senators and the legislators. Speak,

(01:39:07):
NOW i want to take you to twenty twenty. Five
last week there was radioactive shrimp And Senator kennedy From.
Louisiana no, relation no relation TO jf or any of
those people up. There he is A republican. Senator he's
a real. Gym he's a. Gem he goes viral all the,

(01:39:27):
time of course he. Does he's he's. Insane, yeah he's pretty.
Insane that's just what it. Is he's. Insane. Yeah what
did he?

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
Say he said ONE i saw it the other day
was That Jasmine crockett is the reason that they put
directions on the back of a shampoo.

Speaker 1 (01:39:46):
Bottle, yes something like. That he also believes that we
need to bring Back dirgibles And zeppelins and fly those
instead of. Airplanes he's a real. Gym so, Anyway Senator
kennedy decided to talk About walmart's radioactive, shrimp and he

(01:40:07):
makes a very good point, here and you needed to know.
This so if you take nothing else from the show,
today take what your legislators say about radioactive shrimp From Wally.

Speaker 13 (01:40:17):
World this is a photograph of the alien from the Movie.
Alien this is what you could end up looking like.

Speaker 6 (01:40:33):
If you eat some of the raw frozen shrimp being
sent to The United states by other.

Speaker 13 (01:40:42):
Countries in Late, august THE fda found.

Speaker 7 (01:40:48):
Oh what was?

Speaker 6 (01:40:48):
That sounds that raw frozen shrimp he's getting old From
indonesia was being sold In. Walmart if you eat, it
why could? You how could you end up looking like the?

Speaker 13 (01:41:03):
Alien and the? Alien?

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
Please? How because the shrimp was.

Speaker 6 (01:41:08):
Radioactive i'll kill you even if it doesn't turn you
into the. Alien if you eat this, STUFF i guarantee
you'll grow an extra.

Speaker 1 (01:41:17):
Ear, oh this is A he guarantees that we that
he's gonna eat. That you'll either grow an extra ear
or you'll look like the little tongue alien that the
alien comes out of and eat you. With who goes
in they must who goes in on great value? Shrimp
there's people you, know okay there, listen, listen. LISTEN a

(01:41:41):
lot of people do not live high on the hog like.
You some of us have, to you. KNOW i MEAN
i had shrimp one.

Speaker 3 (01:41:48):
Time, OKAY i took a bite at an expensive steakhouse
AND i had to be excused from a table at
a business meeting BECAUSE i had to go in the
bathroom and.

Speaker 1 (01:41:56):
Vomit it's you, know it's, crazy it's. Funny you should
say THAT i tried them once to do you know
WHY i stopped cooked or?

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
Not do you?

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
Know shrimp is the only animal that goes to the
bathroom inside of itself and then it's just sits. There
so if you look at the, shrimp, right the black
stuff on the inside of the, vein, well well that's
WHAT i. Mean you got to devein. It but it's not.
Veins it's number two's so you're not. Deveining you're.

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
Pooping, well it's not, deveining it's that you're taking. Out
that's the intestinal tract that you're taking out when they
call it the, veining so it's referred to as a,
vein but it's not actually a.

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
Vein, Right they're trying to make it sound a little
bit better than it actually. Is so just that's a
little LEFT i can have.

Speaker 7 (01:42:38):
It, Really, No i'm not reading. This i'm not reading. This,
uh it's time for the. News you may have missed
they did, This, fine it's time to z on the.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
Show, finally h there is a woman who is blaming
her baby niece after accidentally ingesting dog food during her
Visits Barking Family. Drama, now this woman's sixty year old
aunt and sister rummage through the kitchen during a visit
and found some dog. Food and you, know she, said,

(01:43:13):
LISTEN i don't mean to be this, way BUT i
didn't know the kitchen that. Well AND i asked the,
kid and the kid pointed me to a you, know,
cupboard AND i opened up a can AND i didn't
KNOW i was eating dog. Food and here's the, thing she's,
lying because you, know if you're opening up a can of,

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alpo you know. It of, course you know you smell.
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is in?

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There?

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Okay you?

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What of course when you, look you're gonna know what
you're getting when it's in. There, Okay so you know
it's dog. Food you could, smell you can look at.
It it ain't corned beef. Hashion now everybody knows they're potted,
meats especially In. Asheville oh everyone pot. Me you know
you were eating poach. Food, okay you know.

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It you're eating Poachy and you know it's just say say, say,
Look i'm sixty in fat AND i like dog.

Speaker 3 (01:44:08):
FOOD i Like Rachel, ray BUT i really actually like
her dog. Food now they're thirty minute meals.

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Can put us on The.

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Nine mountains And jeff showing it is time for well
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jeff it just feels like every time we start getting,
going we hit a home danger and we're. Out let
me guess you're said you're said that it's at the
end of the. Show, Actually i'm a little, axing you know. What,

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Out, Okay, jeff that was such good radioing well for.

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Years, well usually when you read, it it's, jumbled so
people don't know what they're, doing they don't know where they're.

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At, yes rizzo't you have tried to do their work
today but just couldn't quite get it.

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Done so here's where they try to cram it all
in at the. End it's what didn't make the. Show
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Amanda knox known for. Murder she was, EXONERATED i you, know, murdering,
well murdering HER i don't think she, did but, anyway
murdering her roommate in the summer of two thousand and,
seven while she was making love to her Nice italian.
Boy her roommate, was you, know found dead execution. Style

(01:46:29):
they actually did find the real killer as they put
her and they let her, free but it was after several, Years,
jeff almost five. Years and Now Amanda knox has this documentary,
out which is cool if you, like you, know one
of those like killer. Documentaries but she's trying her hand
in a new career because it's, like what can a,

(01:46:49):
former you, know accused killer. Do it's not like they, could,
like you, KNOW i don't, know go To, costco like
didn't you try to kill?

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Somebody you?

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Know they know the problem is that's like What anthony
the problem a. Podcast the problem is that people will
probably pay attention to. It everybody Knows Amanda. Knox Uh
so that's the, Thing, like even if you're exonerated and
it's wiping off your, record you're gonna go In you're gonna,
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i'd like to managerial position here At Sam's?

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Club what is your? Name Ted? Bundy and they're gonna
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Speaker 20 (01:47:32):
Scene?

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
YEAH i said now, LISTEN i give it to. Her
Amanda Knox. Uh she uh is an exonery public speaker
and now a. Comedian uh telling a few jokes at
The Tacoma Comedy club as she was, booked talking about,
uh you, know potato chips and chicken nugg is in her,
mouth and then has a silly little joke to end

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it off With italy.

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Past and now we go to the.

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Playground she'll say to, me let's, play.

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Mommy it.

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Should get behind the to get behind the bars and be,
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QUOTE i tell you that's pretty.

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Bad you got a quick.

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Kid probably could you know work with? Us yeah you,
know and there are very. Few yeah that's.

Speaker 5 (01:48:44):
True don't you have tried to do their work today
but just couldn't quite get it. Done so here's where
they try to cram it all in at the. End
it's what didn't make the.

Speaker 7 (01:48:52):
Show On one The.

Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
Mountain are you familiar With Phillip perip Oh Philly, Pip,
Yeah Phillip pips also known As pip, NO i have
no idea gat Expectations. Pip his name Was Philip pirip,
okay Well. Pip before he became a gentleman from what
he thought Was Miss havisham instead of Able, magwitch he

(01:49:15):
was a, pickpucket Well. Venice he has lots of. Pickpuckets
they do they? Do wasn't our video last week of
like An american woman holding the?

Speaker 3 (01:49:25):
Hair, YEAH i didn't tell the cops came because the
pickpocket's just a normal looking girl like.

Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
SIXTEEN i just try to take her purse and she
held her by the hair till the cops. Came, well
and it says beware of the. Pickpocket you know police
officers are on, board so you know these people are getting,
pickpocketed and the pickpockets are very. Upset there's a watch
dog group that watches out for pickbuckets and because of

(01:49:54):
that they are filing a lawsuit saying we, pickbuckets we
cannot make any, money so we're going to. Court, now
who do you think is gonna?

Speaker 10 (01:50:02):
Win the?

Speaker 1 (01:50:02):
Pickpockets all the citizen watch talks, Well philip Prip, okay
so where's this? At is this in The? Italy it's In?

Speaker 3 (01:50:09):
Italy speaking of Were? ITALY i don't you? Know it
all depends on where you're. At, like if you're in THE,
uk you, know they're getting arrested for saying things online there,
now so you can't do.

Speaker 1 (01:50:20):
Anything.

Speaker 3 (01:50:21):
Uh if you're in a TOWN i don't, know let's
say Like. Ashville, yeah probably the pickpocketers win this. Song
pickpockets win The. Ashville uh, yeah The ashville Of. Italy,
yeah what did you?

Speaker 15 (01:50:34):
Do?

Speaker 1 (01:50:34):
OH i pickpocketed about ten thousand dollars by you a.

Speaker 3 (01:50:37):
Bathroom that's all, right don't worry about. It release on
your own. Reconments we'll see you.

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