0908 RIZZO & JEFF TALK EVERYTHING FROM WHO GIVES A CRAP TO BUTTERY ROSEANNE

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There is a Jeff show one A five nine of
Mount Nashville's classic rock and I'm pretty jazzed, Jeff, I'm jazz.
I like you jazzed on a Monday. Yeah, jazz. You know,
there's a couple of things going There's a lot of
things going on. We got a lot of seniorrself to
talk about today. We also have, you know, some creative people,
and I like to highlight creativity. One we have screaming goats.

(00:21):
God to love a screaming goat. Two we have a
mariachi band or no a mariachi a single because there's
there's a man who hired a mariachi for a fun reason.
We'll talk about that in opening audio. And then finally, Jeff,
when do you tell your kid that they suck at something?

(00:42):
You know, when do you tell them that you suck
and it's time to hang it up? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, depending on what it is. I think you give
him a you know, a couple of months to attempt something,
and then you kind of just realize, hey, you're not
good at maybe karate, okay, we're not good at singing
or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Right, Yeah, Okay, I'll give you a couple of months.
Let me flip this around on you. What if it's
a woodwind or a horned instrument.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Listen, you know immediately if you're a woodwind, if the
kid's toting a woodwind, you know, if he's got a
wood wind, then you know, you could just tell they're
either gonna be Kenny G or they're not. By the way,
who showed up on the VMA's last night, surprisingly, but
uh yeah, look what.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
A useless piece of information. I saw it this morning
and I said, Hi, it was some performance. How's he doing?
And if you want to talk a real who gives
a crap?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I gotta figure I want to talk. I want to
find this now. Okay, anyway, so a thing audio is coming. Oh,
by the way, tickets to see Judas Priest as well? Okay,
God heavens to Betsy. Yes, all week long. All you
gotta do is call, participate, hang out, text Facebook whatever
they can maybe, but uh yeah, I'm gonna find out

(02:02):
about Kenny G. We're gonna talk about goats, we're gonna
talk about Marranji, and when the hell you gotta tell
your kid to give up? Yeah? All right, that's a
good way to be honest. The life goes all right.
It is one of my nine in the mounta Nashville's
classic rock, The Rizzo and Jeff's Show and a good
Monday morning. I know it's a little chillier out, starting
to feel like fall. I like that, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I felt so good going into my one closet there
and my hoodies are lined up.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, I got a goodie.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Is nice.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
We're gonna wear hoodies.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
When you are just a chunk, when you're a chalk alunk.
There's nothing better than the fall and putting a hoodie on.
Its great hoodies and shorts. Yes, that's it. That expand
in the ways. It's the best. Yes, it's time to
do opening audio. You know, listen, we're gonna chat goats.
I want to know, you know when they say, oh
I have a Marianchi band. What is a single Marianchi

(02:55):
band member? Is it a macha? Is it Mariachai?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well, here's the thing. I don't think. I don't think.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I think if you watched the video closely, okay, I
think that there was an extra mariach behind the wall.
Uh So, as this guy was breaking up with his partner,
there was a there was a hidden one. So they
could get him, They could hit him from all angles
with the mariachi, depending on.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
There was one that was following him. He was like
this eight hundred pound, like seventy year old man. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
So when you break up with somebody, nothing like hiring
a mariachi band.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
What a win that, you know what? That is a win.
That's a that's a big fat win on that guy's part.
And you know what he got the I don't even
care if he got cheated on. Well he did well, No,
that's what I'm saying. It doesn't even matter. He don't
even feel bad, No, not one bit. He's ready to go.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
It's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo and
Jeff Show. A fun, funny way to start your day.
One nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
So as we were just talking about mariachi, I guess
two mariachi hi, Yeah, I don't know if they were
sprinkled throughout the house. I mean, did he hire a
mariachi band to be sprinkled throughout? Everyone had a corner,
everyone had a place, Horizo. What is the what's the
number of how many people generally are in a marianchi band?

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Five?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Five? Yes, I do know that for a fact. How
do you know that? For a fact? I love mariachi bands,
and I have a mariachi marionette, and they come in
sets of five. How many people are You're right? I
told you wait, I didn't know he had a good by.
I told you it was five. Wow, that's a typical
mariachi band. So I guess.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
So he's got head mariachi next to him. His partner cheated.
They're kicking the other partner out of the house. The
guy hires a mariachi band. Is the guy's moving all
of his stuff out of there. He's just jamming away.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yes, So, and what you're gonna hear is I guess?
As the man walks through the house, different mariachi for
a different room of the house, for each room of
the house, and and then this this mariachai of this band. Uh.
He follows a mounted door with a horn and a

(05:07):
guitar as he picks up his You all, it's really
quite Uh, it's really quite the move. I want you
to imagine you're walking through the house. Now he's walking outside,

(05:37):
Oh my god. And now they're on the U All truck.
He's got a horn under his arm. Listen, this guy
wins breakup. I don't care what his partner did. I
don't care how many times you get it. And they

(05:58):
just his mom. He's moving TV's out and everything, and
he was high. I mean he must have paid an
arm and a leg for a Marriac. They are not cheaped.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Well, move out a couple hours, so you probably five
six hundred bucks probably.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
And you know what, worth every frigging penny. I don't care.
This is brilliant.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, and you don't say anything the whole time. This
is a video of him just taking his phone around,
videoing the whole thing. He's not saying a word. He's
letting the.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Marriage and he's drinking a glass of pinot watching the marianch.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Sorry you should have boyd that that's prosecco. Oh that
is Persecoo makes you do a weird thing.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Yeah, it's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo
and Jeff Show, A fun, funny way to start.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Your day on.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
I forgot about prosecco for a minute there. Yeah, no,
let's talk goat. Listen, people in this neighborhood thought a
woman was being murdered whatever, and that's a that's a
great whatever. Well, no, what I yeah, whatever, I mean
whatever in that, you know, I would do the same thing.

(07:05):
I'd call the police. That's smart, I mean meaning like, okay,
she's getting murdered whatever. But it turns out it wasn't
a murder. There was no lady. Well it was a lady.
But it's it's a goat, lady. So it's a goat
that bleats, and it's so loud that it like it's
it's screaming. I think it's like a nor walled Nigerian thing.

(07:26):
I'm a bob, that's what they call it.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Okay, I really think when it comes to goats and things,
we were just making things up with goats.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
It's a dwarf goat, you know, a Swedish dwarf goat.
It's made up. It is making things up. Goats, goat,
the goats, the goat. They all look the same. They
all come from the same place. But we believe that's
what we believe. They all come from the same one goat.
You know, there was once a mother goat and then

(07:53):
they all have descendants and then the gene pool is
but that's why the goats and they have small brains.
So anyway, this goat, you know, was bleating so loud
that the neighbors thought that it was, you know, a
woman being murdered or something, and thank god it wasn't.
The police did have to come out, though, and that
was kind of a shame.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
I mean, I don't know who is that.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
It's too loud, too early in the morning, early.

Speaker 8 (08:22):
For all that.

Speaker 9 (08:24):
Right, you just heard is the talk of his small
town in Maine. And I don't blame him. You could
probably hear him from a couple of cities over this morning.
One of the goats, well intentioned neighbors is relieved that
those screams did not come from a human.

Speaker 10 (08:37):
Now.

Speaker 9 (08:37):
Over the weekend, a neighbor called the police after hearing
what they thought was a woman shouting for help. I
don't blame them, but the police didn't find a damsel
in distress. Instead, they ended up tracking down Simon, a
one year old Nigerian dwarf goat.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
That doesn't make sense.

Speaker 9 (08:51):
Say, it's a pretty quiet neighborhood except for Simon, and.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Then they I don't know how to make a goat
be quiet.

Speaker 11 (08:58):
So he gets everything he needs, food, love, all of
the things.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
He's just got a lot to say.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
What I mean, listen, I can shut him up pretty quickly.
That's a good say. I mean, I hate to be
this guy, but there is a way to take care
of that goat if you really really don't want to
hear it. I mean, you got it. There's old Yellow. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
At some point you know in the goat is just
so loud and obnoxious on a regular bed, doesn't it
bother you eventually?

Speaker 1 (09:24):
As as a human? Just yeah, as a human. Yeah,
Like I said, I would have Old yellered that thing,
like I mean, just to hear I mean, if you
if your day starts off all day like I would,
I'd be like a nightmare. I'd be like, okay, dude, yeah,
I'd be like that. I'd be like, here, let's go
behind a tool ship. Let's have a good time. Yeah,

(09:46):
come on back here. You know, he me with something.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
It's time for opening audio here on the Rizzo and
Jeff show A fun, funny way to start your day
one the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
You all know, every one of you driving If your
child or grandchild is good at something, I understand you
don't want to hurt their dreams, but sometimes you gotta
tell them the truth, don't you agree?

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Jeff One hundred ten percent. And I think it's wasted time,
is if. And I get you want kids and activities
and things, but you know what, let's get them into
something that, uh, that.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
They'll be good at.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, when you're good at it, it's just you know,
things are a lot easier.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, I mean, you know, look, no one's gonna put
me on a soccer team, right, No one's gonna you know,
pick me for for for badminton, you know, maybe badminton,
but but tennis. You know, it's just that's just not
our shindig. No. Uh, this kid thought that he would
take guns and roses, sweet child of mine, and he

(11:00):
would perform with his friend. Now he's on the horn, okay,
and well the horn comes in a couple of seconds.
And what the problem with this is that this is
happening in your house all the time, you know, because
they absolutely painful. Yes, I actually think I might rather
deal with the goat, Yeah, goat me. Yeah, I'd rather

(11:23):
be goed to. Yeah, listen to this. Oh this is
cool a right, and you're listening to all other people.
Now this is where we'd have picked it up and
thrown it. I think I figured it out, you know,

(12:03):
what it is. I got it. I got it. He's
fat and I'll tell you why. He's struggling to breathe.
And when you blow into a horn you need to
have the right breaths at the right time. You cannot
blow into like a woodwind or a you know, with
a reed, or you cannot blow into a saxophone or whatever.

(12:27):
If you're fat, you can't do it. He didn't have
much in the lungs there.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
He was very I gotta tell you know, it's Hey,
it's Johnny little lum. Listen, listen, a little lumpy lungses, Hey, rumpy,
and it ain't working out for you.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
Next, connect with us on the Mountain Talking text line at.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Eight two eight two four oh. That's a two eight
two four.

Speaker 12 (12:51):
O five nine.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
It is one of five nine the Mountain National's classic
Rock the Rizzo and did Jeff's show, and maybe you
could help us out. For the early people that are listening,
we have Thinket's to Judas Priest eight two eight two
four oh one oh five nine. That's the number. I
want you to listen to this, and I want you
to tell me what it is because I'm thinking, Chuck Narris,

(13:19):
I'm thinking roadhouse, I'm thinking swazy. But at the same time,
I can't imagine it with your arms.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, yeah, Like what is this punch? I I don't
know what, Like, what exactly is it? Are you do
you spin? Are you spinning?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Are you twirling? Yeah? Do you come up from underneath
your legs?

Speaker 13 (13:40):
Like?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
I don't know? Do you get them on the ground?
Because basically the story is this, Uh, they cut a
guy off at the open bar at a wedding and
so he decides to punch the bride and that's about it. Yeah,
And but the kind of punch he used punch the

(14:00):
bride is something I've never heard of, Jeff, I've never
heard of this. Have you have you heard of this?
I'm trying to figure out what it would be. That's
what I think. Do you like, uh, you load up
and then you spin around and you and yes, you
get them with a good one. But if there's like
a lot of work when you're throwing a punch, if
you're that drunk that they have to cut you off

(14:22):
and you're punching a bride, I don't know if you
can spinny do well.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
He didn't just take down the bride. There had to
be a lot of spinning because he was throwing it
down with everybody.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
I'm telling you, he was like tesmanm devil.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
He was. He was.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
So I want you to listen to this in eight
to eight two four oh one oh five nine you
want to go to Judas priest.

Speaker 10 (14:40):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
All you gotta do is just kind of way in
here we uh you know, reward people who participate or
shoot us a text? What is this?

Speaker 14 (14:49):
A man from Sharpsville, Butler County is charged with punching
a bride on her big day. So Leasa John Sanser
was a guest at the wedding at the Woods at
Whistler Farms and condquinessing. When he was cut off from
the alcohol. Police say he got angry and violent. Witness
set he attacked the bride with a roundhouse style punch,
allegedly punched three men who tried to subdue it.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
So therein is the okay? So what is witness set?

Speaker 14 (15:12):
He attacked the bride with a roundhouse style punch?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Is a roundhouse style? What is that? And by the way,
is this a specific crime?

Speaker 14 (15:21):
A man from Sharpsville, Butler County is charged with punching
a bride on her big day.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Is punching a bride a crime? Or is that just assault? Well,
it's a salt, it's just that she she had the
she came over, of course and said, it's my wedding day,
you know, my day, right, my day? And maybe he
was I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
But at what point does it escalate into what did
she say that it escalates into the round house punch.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Of the bride? I mean, so what did she what
did she do? She was pulling hair, screaming. You know,
he's not your pigs vince friend or it's like a
friend of a friend, so we don't know each other
that well.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
I didn't want to invite you anyway, that that type
of thing.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
And thanks for ordering too. Dinner's fat fat boy? Maybe
she fat boy? Oh could have been. She's the bridezilla.
That was the problem.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
And I think everybody had had it with her throughout
the you know, leading up to the wedding and maybe
even the wedding day and then boom, roundhouse time.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
But what's a roundhouse punch? Hello, Oh my.

Speaker 8 (16:29):
God, that is the most horrible punch a guy knowing
karate can do on him.

Speaker 10 (16:37):
What is it you put all your force into throwing
your body down so your leg can come up and
and then boom.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Right, yeah, so let me kill somebody.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
So let me ask you. He got cut off at
the bar. Okay, so he round house punches a bride.
I mean, is that going to locker on her feet
off of.

Speaker 8 (17:02):
The risk her?

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah? Really, she went on her way down right there.

Speaker 8 (17:08):
That's a trip to the hospital. My husband did that
to a guy and he was out.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
So okay, So your ex husband did a round house?
Was that his go to move? Why would you go
to that level.

Speaker 8 (17:23):
When you're in a fight, a fist fight. It was
two guys and the guy reached down to grab something
and when he did, my husband's like roundhouse and kicked him. Wow,
rat b Lloyd's neck and.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Oh my god, he was neck wow out. That's vicious. Yeah,
well listen, hang on the line.

Speaker 15 (17:50):
You are in for the head.

Speaker 6 (17:52):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
That's fine. Listen, hang on, don't go anywhere, uh, hang
on real quick. So basically we have someone whose husband
that was his go to move.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Nice, you don't just pull the round house down. You
know you've been dreaming of laying the roundhouse down.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
So, I mean, ladies and gentleman, this bride, did she
deserve it? I guess uh, you know somebody texted and
said that he wind it up like Pompey man. I
love you all us text us.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
And you're really creative.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
Both the Mountain talking text line A two eight two
four oh one oh five nine. That's a two eight
two four oh one O five nine.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
It is one O five nine in the mounta Nashville's
classic rock the Rizzo, And did Jeff show and you
said this wasn't by design, Jeff, But I can't. I
can't fathom it to be any other way. Never once
have we had six elder stories in a row. I
I I, I don't. Are you searching out?

Speaker 3 (18:59):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Is this the time of year that he come out
to playing, Maybe they come out to play that it
could be it. I I don't know, but it wasn't
all by design.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I don't. I don't google senior story me. Well, I
got he's just falling your lap. Maybe what you do
is you open up chat GPT and you say, please
give me all the senior stories in my local area,
you know what I mean, And you just come up
with all these seniors you got me figured out. He
is like, so there are two things that because there

(19:33):
are separate senior stories that again I would like to
get to, but I want to get to this guy first.
I love to say. This guy pumps iron. Okay, he
clangs and bangs. He's a clanger in a bang. He's
a lunk. That's why he does it at home.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Right, if he did it at Planet Fitness, that alarm
would be ring.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
So he does his lunking at home. But his lunking came,
you know, it actually helped him and his you know wife.
So this uh I think he's eighty seven year old
man and his wife were just I think heading out
to the deli or something, and you know, this guy

(20:17):
was like, oh, I'm lost, can you help me? And
they tried to do the old one two switch roo
with his gold role act going going out to get
a little corn beef sandwich. Things happen. Okay, well this
is what this is why? You know what when you're
this all you you got to move out of the
city in your late eighties. Yeah, you should not be
in Manhattan in your late eighties.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
No, it's not what you think it is. It's not
what it used to be and it's yester year.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Oh yeah it is.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
It's not like you know, Miracle on thirty fourth Street
like when they were growing up. So anyway, listen to
this Clanger and banger. I gotta be honest with you.
He's he's so tough.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Does eighty five pounds.

Speaker 6 (20:54):
Oh, it's a routine. He's followed for decades, by the way.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
What he's doing there doing air punches? Oh okay Balboa?
Huh yeah, Rockey, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
Every day, dozens of reps.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
No said, thirty lifts.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
Eighty seven year old Larry Schwartz.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
It's one lifts every day on my.

Speaker 6 (21:15):
Life, stronger than many people have his age.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
No, wait a minute. He lifts one hundred and eighty
times eighty five pounds with each arm. Think about that.
I can't do that. I can't do that either. No,
I can't. That is a lunk.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, okay, I can't do I just I stick with
like the Jane Fonda workout.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah, there's nothing. What is that? Yeah and up and pause?

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Very simple. He can't sweat to the oldies, I can't.
I can't now dance around like a pony covered in glitter. No,
I can't do that. So I just I stick with
the Fonda.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
I'm with you on the Fonda.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Well, an average person doesn't do this.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
He's far from average. Same with his wife Joanna.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Well here's my boy Toy.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Oh dirty, whoa whoa? You nasty nasty eighty plus?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Wow, you octogenarian boy. I told you it doesn't I know,
I know, but but but does it work for him?
Because he's such a lunk as he taken Roy Josey.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
You know, he might not be Jews and I don't
know he's a he's a real jaqual lane he is.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
If he's does it work though at eighty seven? When
you're getting boy Toy at eighty seven, something's happening. Wow,
that's true. All right, So boy Toy, alright, what's happening now?

Speaker 6 (22:33):
And as a pair of con artists learned the hard
way earlier this week, huh, they're definitely the wrong people
to pick on.

Speaker 16 (22:39):
I'm from Dubai, he said, I need directions?

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Could you give me directions?

Speaker 6 (22:45):
A stranger had followed them into this senior center at
twenty third and third and oddly asked for directions to Walmart.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
I said, there are no wal Marts in Manhattan.

Speaker 11 (22:55):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Tell my wife, Tell my wife.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
His female accomplice sitting in an suv at the curb.

Speaker 16 (23:00):
I thought she was gonna shake my hand. Instead, she
took both my hands. First she took one hand, then
she took the other, and she's kissing my hands.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
But what she really wanted was on Larry's wrist.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
She's going like this to me, and then she kissed
her hands too.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
Then she kissed my hands a gold rolex which she
grabbed while trying to get him to trade for this
cheap knockoff.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
She was very deaf.

Speaker 16 (23:24):
She wanted to give you the sake one and take
the real one.

Speaker 17 (23:30):
She wants to get it.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
She knew exactly where, exactly where.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
I now listen to this guy. He's going in a
tough mode. All right, Okay, I'm angry.

Speaker 17 (23:41):
So what At the same time she does that, I
flipped my hand back in towards me, and then I
pull her body towards me, making I hit her face
and her body against the inside. And now I'm angry
and I can have a temper if I get angry,
and I can do some damage with that.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Whoo whoaouser? Who call me inspector?

Speaker 8 (24:10):
Good?

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Get fine, hype down. Oh my goodness, gracious that. I mean,
I've never heard a man go from one end of
the spectrum like I think. He's just like you know, does.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Eighty five pounds.

Speaker 6 (24:23):
It's a routine.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
So he's just this is eighty five pounds, and then
he goes.

Speaker 17 (24:27):
I flip my hand back in towards me, and then
I pull her body towards me.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
He's pulling her out of the truck.

Speaker 17 (24:35):
Get her face and her body against the inside. And
now I'm angry, and I can have a temper if
I get angry, and I can do some damage.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Whoa I gotta tell you, pop, Pappy, I may tell
you something, Pappy.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
WHOA, Pappy, you're turning the tables. I gotta tell you.
I mean so so he lives weights, right, they mess
with the wrong pappy. He's got a rolex, right, alright.
He's walking around midtown Manhattan with his honeypot because she's
he's a boy toy. Now I see why he's a
boy toy. This is absolute boy toy behavior.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
By the way, in reading this, the rolex is about
a fifty thousand dollars rolex that he's just wearing to
go to the Delia. He's flashy, he's showing it. He
had and the shirt he was wearing in the news
story cut off sleeves. He had cut off sleeves on
the shirt. He had the rolex on. All right, he's
eighty seven. He's clanging and banging.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
And I got to tell you the apartment didn't look
that nice. I mean it looked a little dilapidated and
run down. How does he acquire a fifty thousand dollars?
I mean, maybe he got it fifty years ago.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
It's maybe strong armed somebody for it. That's what it
sounds like to me.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
You think you think he pulled somebody up. Listen against
the wind, though, listen, and you think when he gets
the temper he gets, when when he got eighty seven,
he can do some damage.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
He does.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Some damage.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Hey, here's the deal, Pomps. I'll kick your button.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
I want to watch the watch, say put us on
the mountain talking text line at a two eight two
four oh one.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
That's a two eight two.

Speaker 12 (26:16):
Four oh one O five nine.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
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a Mountain CEEU dot org. Now, Jeff, we have Johnny
on the phone. Johnny, what's up man, I'm just heading

(26:43):
to the ground.

Speaker 15 (26:43):
You're taking three grand young ins to school this morning?
Drop them all?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
No, okay, you're you're on.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
You're on.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
You're on pop up duty today.

Speaker 15 (26:53):
That's right, man. God he went to the fire, wait
to the fire. Yeares they evening? And uh please spent
not their bombs on the mission trip over and.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
You gone, oh my heaven, it's beautiful. You got beautiful,
you gonda. How long will she be in that palatial place?

Speaker 15 (27:12):
But a little overall? About ten days or so?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Okay, all right, cool, that's pretty cool, man, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
I happened to take a little gayander down to the
fair yesterday as well, with the bam being a lot
of animals.

Speaker 15 (27:26):
Oh yeahwards you see all them two legged animals walking
around over yonder?

Speaker 1 (27:31):
I did, I did, yeah, yeah, I did?

Speaker 10 (27:34):
You know?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
The fairy is uh, it's an interesting bunch of people
that show up at the fair.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah, no, it's eclectic.

Speaker 15 (27:43):
Well you know what, did y'all watch that show those
two actor fasts that was doing the fire show and
everything right after.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Oh at the fair? Yeah? Yes, okay, I saw them, Yes, yes, yes,
down like towards the end.

Speaker 15 (27:58):
Yes, one of the failures that was brought out to
hold the ladder up with the four ropes.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
What wow, the problem was?

Speaker 15 (28:08):
I let the durned rope the problem. I thought, Hey,
I thought that would be a great act to follow,
if you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, yeah, Now let me ask you. I know you're
you're you're a mountain guy. Have you ever had an
encounter with a copperhead snake?

Speaker 15 (28:28):
So, I've seen them, but I've had more with the
timber rattler and the the timber rattler and the uh
yellow uh timber rattler. I've had more interaction with those
than the copperhead.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Well what if somebody bit your your grandkids? Uh and
they were at daycare and nobody called nine to one
one or anything.

Speaker 15 (28:52):
Oh, what would I do?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
My copper cop copperhead I'm sorry, snake did it?

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
And nobody at the daycare called.

Speaker 15 (29:01):
Well, I think it'd be kind of stupid number one,
that kind of tone. But I reckon i'd probably have to,
you know, try to suck the pollison out when they
got to the house. I reckon.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Well, I'm gonna tell you what, Johnny, this did happen,
and it's gonna be the first story in the JNN
in Alexander County here in North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
So, uh yeah, wait do you hear this one? All right?

Speaker 15 (29:24):
Well, you know, uh, you know, if it's a grown copperhead,
a full grown, that probably be all right. But after
you get a baby comper a head, that ain't good
because they're just gonna keep pumping venom in you. That's
the worst bote you can get from a baby copper head.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Gee Jesus, I didn't even know that, but you but
you know, that's good to know. And by the way,
I hope you got your ac DC and we uh
we hope that the grandkids are safely dropped off. Don't
be yelling at the people down there now, Johnny. But
anyway to.

Speaker 18 (29:56):
The j n N we go.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
The JNN, no longer Ashville's newest but still least reliable
news outlet, guys.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Can't we just tell him to go to eight to
eight news dot com.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
All right, fine, the JNN Jeff News Network is ready
to inform, enlighten, and coll keep trying.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Anyways, the JNN. He's on one oh five nine in
the Mountain now. And you heard it.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Family members of a four year old boy say he
was bitten while playing in a sandbox at a daycare
at an Alexander County daycare and uh, nobody called nine
one one or anything.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
No anti venom, nothing, and it was very bizarre. And uh,
just listen to this. And by the way, sorry for
the total stooge that is this news reporter. He really
just starts in the middle of the story and then
just monitor, I just start. How does it start?

Speaker 19 (30:48):
You know, Well, we reached out to emergency services here
in Alexander County.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
That's how it starts. I know, very bizarre. Well we
reached out to emergency anyway.

Speaker 19 (30:57):
Here we go, Well, we reached out to emergency services
here in Alexander County. They confirmed to us that they
never got a nine to one one call from the
daycare here near Stony Point. Family members say it was
the child's guardian who rushed him to the hospital.

Speaker 6 (31:11):
Take a look at some.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Of this video.

Speaker 19 (31:13):
Those family never shared this photo of the four year
old swollen hand after they say he was bitten near
his ringfinger. The New Beginning's Child and Richmond Center says
it happened on the playground and that a worker killed
the Copperhead. Family members say the four year old was
playing near a sandbox when he was bitten by the snake.
This morning, we spotted children back on the playground here
at the daycare. We asked the daycare if they alerted

(31:35):
other parents about the incident, and we were told they
aren't commenting. I spoke with the boy's antiphone earlier, she says.
The boy's guardian was initially told the four year old
had a splinter possibly broke his hand. The information changed
when the guardian arrived at the daycare.

Speaker 18 (31:50):
The director got up and said he got snake bit
My first thought was why didn't they count out one one?
My second thing was, like, does the parents even though
about the other parents?

Speaker 19 (32:02):
And Alexander County Emergency Services says it does respond to
snake bites every year here in Alexander County.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
First, so I mean they they respond to snake bites,
but nobody called the fact is, you know, and I
didn't know that. If it's a smaller copperhead that's more dangerous.
But you gotta get anti venom. The kid was like
puffed up, well the fact that and they can't say
that they didn't know it was a snake bite because
they killed the snake right right and his hey, like

(32:29):
I said, I mean his hand, it was like looks
like it was bit by a copperhead snake. You know what,
That's exactly what it looks like. Jeff, thank you?

Speaker 4 (32:38):
What are we still doing this?

Speaker 20 (32:39):
Really?

Speaker 17 (32:41):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (32:41):
Okay, the JNN is puttering be it around the age
too eight out and kenon being lapped by silver sneakers
at the French Broad River or just rereading news by
reputable news sources. The JNN is on your radio now
on nine the Mountain.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
See this is not going to help you know, the administration,
the Trump administration here when things like this happened and
we're not saying who it is. The just Department of
Justice has asked a federal judge overseeing the Epstein case
to deny a request from NBC News to unsealed the
names of two associates who received large payments from Epstein

(33:18):
in twenty eighteen. The DJ is citing privacy concerns as
the reason for not making their names public. One of
them received one hundred thousand dollars payment and the second
person got a two hundred and fifty thousand dollars payment.
Both are there saying are potentially co conspirators, according to
prosecutors in the case. So some big payments I guess

(33:41):
probably to either help them with something, keep them quiet,
whatever it may be.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
But the DJ doesn't want you to know who it is.
Here's a thing about that. You know, what is one
hundred and two hundred and fifty thousand to Trump or Epstein?
I mean it's like five bucks. They're billions in billions
and billions of dollars. I mean, you know, so, I
you know what I think it was. We're not paying
He's not paying Trump to be quiet with one hundred thousand.

(34:07):
That's the point. That's what I'm trying to say. But
you know what, you know, someone like me, I would
happily take one hundred thousand dollars to be quiet. There
are times I wish I saw something that somebody had
to pay me where I could be quiet, right, you know,
I you know, I just I think if this is
low low people on the tone pole, this might be
like you know Jose the concierge and the elevator at

(34:29):
the La Domingo Hotel. This might be you know, the Mariachiman.
You know, somebody saw something and I just wanted to
give them, you know, a step up.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Well, the one hundred thousand was something quarter millions. Yeah,
somebody really saw something for them to him, that's just
that's nothing. That's he's got that and that, you know, wilet.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
And that's the thing. So if you do know Epstein
that well, even if you saw something, wouldn't you just say, actually,
mister forty billion and kind of want twenty five million? Yeah,
you know I blackmail him. Oh you're gone. You know
you think I can yet at that during that time
eighteen and stuff. Yeah, then he's wiping you out the

(35:12):
way out and usually could do it. Yeah, that's true.
That's true.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
We've asked them to stop, but they just keep making
it worse.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
So we pick and choose her about House of the
Jeff News Networked or as you might not, the JNN
is on your radio, limping like it's anchored.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
To the dishline. We promise it'll all be over soon,
and then back.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
To some music on one, O five, nine, them out
ten and finally uh and I want I want your
thoughts on this name.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Uh rizzo Okay, I want you to tell me. Are
you feeling Ellen's new name? Okay? Ellen's new name?

Speaker 2 (35:44):
So, Ellen, who we know has moved to the United
Kingdom after a lot of stuff came out about how
she was just nasty and you know, mean and you
couldn't look at her, and then you know, Trump the
whole deal, so she was out of there right. Well, Ellen,
the generates at sixty seven years old, let me get
the UK simply is going by Eli now Eli, okay,

(36:09):
and I'll tell you why. Okay, this is a reinvention.
ELI is lighter, freer and finally living without the weight
of carrying a billion dollar brand.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
So people in the UK seem to love them.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
And they say that Eli is approachable, grounded and happy,
no entourage, no pressure, just life.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Okay, two things come to mind.

Speaker 8 (36:37):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
First of all, I just don't get the arbitrary. That's that.
First off, it's pompous, Okay, that's it's pompous. You think
Eli is pomp Now, I think the fact that you
think you're so special right that you need to change
your name and you need to make it news and
you need to by the way, change to Eli is pompous.

(37:02):
So she hasn't changed. Second, I also think that Eli
when when she says, Hi, I'm Eli, I'm gonna think
of the cotton gin from here on out. I can't
believe you would do it just any other name, but Eli,
I can't. I can't get the cotton gin out of
my head. Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin. And now bam,
Now I think cotton gen Ellen degenerous, cotton gen Ellen degenerated.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
But she's e l I.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
So that's not short for Ellen, like uh, Eli is
short for like what like Elijah or Elliott or something like.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
That, right Elijah. But again, you know, sometimes you could
be born just Eli, like Eli Whitney or Eli Manning.

Speaker 14 (37:40):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
You know, like I said, those are the ten their men.
Let's see, is there a female Eli?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Well?

Speaker 1 (37:50):
No, I think just uh, you know, elder men who
invent things or play sports. So if that's the what
she's going for, I mean, you know jazz well Chaz
Jazz is a specal be. Chaz is spec. You know
it's funny. I just think the chat started the trend.
Do you know it's really funny that you bring this

(38:10):
up today. I happen to get a glimpse of Chaz
over the Chasbono I did. I don't know what it was,
that glimpse. It was a glimpse, And I gotta tell you,
I don't know what I was doing, but I was
flipping through some nonsense channels that like, I don't watch it.
I don't need channel seven hundred or something seven or whatever,

(38:31):
And out of nowhere there's Chas Bono cooking a chicken.
Tasbono cooking a whole chicken? Whole chicken? Was Chas Bono
cooking a whole I don't know, but it's been stuck
with me ever since. I gotta let it out. All
I think of in my mind is Chas Bono cooking
a chicken and the mustache hairs falling on the chick

(38:53):
right the chair, and the hair's coming out of the
I think about it. I'm telling you, if you look
get up, I think Chas Bono had like a chicken cooking. No,
there she cooked. I can't get it out of my brain.
I gotta be honest with you. I can't suck you
know what. And when I look at pictures of Chas Bono,
Chas Bono has better facial hair than me, I know,

(39:16):
and it just grows so much better than mine. It
looks great, doesn't it. Can you imagine Chazz cooking a chicken.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
I'm looking at chats at a wife beater Chazz. I'm
gonna Chas shirtless by a pool. Chaz is something, Chazz
is something else. But I got a I don't know
why why Chaz was cooking a chicken, but it's just
in my mind.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
And that's what best picture. Chaz is ripped, Chaz is
pretty ripped. Yeah, yeah, I got swim down, got Chazz up.
It was it was the chicken.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Text us And you're.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
Really creative both the Mountain Talking text line A two
eight two four O five nine.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
That's a two eight two four o nine.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
It is one of five nine of mount Nationals Classic
Rock the Rizzo and did Jeff Show and Jeff. I'm
just gonna ask you a question. How large does one
have to be if one were to go rob two
thousand dollars worth of pants from TJ Max. You should go.

Speaker 8 (40:30):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
And then.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Because instead of getting away from the police or anything
of that nature, they just drove down the road and
mosied on into a Wendy's because they needed a triple baconator.
And I mean, you know, no son of a baconator here, Jeff.
We're talking baconators. We're talking chili. We're talking chives, chili chives.

(40:55):
Oh yeah, So, I mean, how large do you think
you have to be before I play this two ninety
five up?

Speaker 10 (41:02):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (41:02):
And uh, there's no doubt about it. Wanted to make
the stop beforehand passed. The lady's started about it, started
thinking about it the entire time. And uh so the
whole time you're stealing over that's a lot of stuff
from TJ max.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Bro It's on like, it's on like six tables. I
don't know how they got it. I guess it just
took an first off. Everybody that works with that TJ
Max should be fired. I agree, you can't stop two balloons.
They look like zoo balloons, right they are. They are
balloon They are zoo balloons. And you know it's it's
not like you admit that's a lot of stuff. It's

(41:38):
just a lot it becomes unless you put it in
the card, Jeff and you literally just run the hell.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Come on and every time surprisingly, places like TJ Max
and Ross and things. I think they're opening up a
Burlington and Arden, they are opening up a Berlin Like.
It's a great place. I place some of the same
type of store if you don't know what it is.
And so there's always a decent amount of people working
in those stores to the work it. Yeah, to totally

(42:07):
miss it and not see it, I I don't know.
And generally a lot of those stores have security too.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Well, and here's the thing. I mean, I guess someone
eventually noticed because they did call the authorities. But again
they got about seven blocks down Jeff and and then
boom it just Dave Thomas and Wendy said, get on
in here, you this is no master. Don listen. Listen,

(42:32):
there's no junior bacon sitch.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Oh when you when you steal two thousand dollars worth
of stuff, and then on your way out right up
the road, you make a damn stop at uh you
know Dave Thomas is going I.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Gotta tell you at the drive at the drive throat.
They don't even get out.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Oh wait, that is like you know, just the that's
the fat, that's that's fat, that's fat as sad convey. Yeah,
just you're not even worried about getting away. You know,
no hunger the home or takes over.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
For you care that you're going to jail. You just
need a you need a snack, You need a square
patty in your fat mouth. You know it's just you
have he need some chicken nuggets, right right, right, So
this is the news.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Those fries with no flavor, those friestands.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
And you know what, you're the You're the chick who
puts the chili on the triple dip the chili is
you dip? Does she make out?

Speaker 4 (43:30):
You take a.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Man?

Speaker 1 (43:33):
You take a bite? You dip with the burger in
the chili. Yeah, And she guys, has to get a frosty,
right that she has to get a frosty. They of
course she get. They just handed to her. They don't
even as they don't need to ask what she wants
to drink?

Speaker 21 (43:50):
Women all of these items, but a fast food craving
got him caught. They shoplifted more than two thousand dollars
worth of clothes from a T J Max, but police
caught them after they made a pit stop at a Wendy's.
An officer recognized the vehicle pulled over the suspects took
him into custody. The clothing, along with their meals, were confiscating.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Oh no, here's the thing, new game's a crap them
how to close you go in? You have three triple
bacon haters, you have two large fries, you have a
thing of spicy nuggets, a thing of regular nuggets, and
a frosty and that gets confiscated. I mean, I'm gonna
tell you why. The comps.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Look, they knew, they know, and they said, how are
we going to be getting the punishment for them for
taking over two thousand dollars stuff?

Speaker 1 (44:40):
It's a felony. They're not going to jail.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
So well, no, look, go to jail. That's a felony.
Two grand. They're gonna get him for that. But you
know what you do to get back at him. You
take that delicious, greasy bag, right, that brown bag. You
take it away from him.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
It's white with Dave's face. It's white with Dave's face. Now, yeah, yeah,
I know it was brown for a while, but now
it's white with Dave's face and red and Wendy's on
the bottom.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Oh interesting, Okay, Well, nevertheless, nevertheless, how it plays out,
I gotta tell you that's the ultimate punishment. And you
know they're you see them, they're just you know, you're
looking at them in the police car and they're just crying.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
And you gotta they and you gotta eating them. They're
eating them till the eating them right in front of
their fat face.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
You gotta zip tie the legs to get them in.
They're throwing such a fit resisting arrest. They're adding charges, right,
they're kicking, punching.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
That's right. And they are sobbing in the back seat
as you eat. Right. They're Frosty's and bacon eater. They
do not care about the US Adidas clothes. They they
are angry about that square patty. Okay, all right, Dave.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
King with us on the Mountain talking text line at
eight two eight two four. That's a two eight two
four nine the mountain.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Things that we pride ourselves on here in the rizzo
and Jeff shit at one of five nine amount. And
I just pride myself on us not being political peace.
I do, but every once in a while there's a
story that comes up that I feel is worth mentioning,
and you know, showing that politics are a thing. You know,

(46:18):
do you think voter fraud is a thing. I think
it's on both sides. Voter fraud.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
It happens a lot more than you think. You know,
one side puts it out there more than others. I'm
sure you know Trump loves to talk about it, but
I think that it happens, you know, all over and
in many different you know things, whether you're running for
school board president.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
I see, I think it happens. You know, that's where
the danger comes. It's like you you know, you're watching
presidential stuff. Nothing happens there. Where it happens is a
school board. Yeah, where it happens is you know, you're
busting old people to to to the thing and they go, oh,
thank you, all vote for you.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Yeah, the presidential stuff, you know, the old too big
to rig type of situation could happen there. But when
you get into little situations like that, when it comes
to school board or somebody running for sharf or anything
like that, you know, those things can really be corrupted
with voter fraud.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Oh so there is a woman who is, I guess
under arrest for felony voter fraud and this is what
she did. Hush County woman facing felony election charges for
allegedly casting a ballot on behalf of her dog, kay.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Kels Hunter Sowards has the bizarre details.

Speaker 22 (47:28):
The woman from Coasta, Mesa is accused of posting photos
to our social media showing a ballot with her dog's
name on it. She's also accused of sharing with her
followers that the dog kept receiving mail in ballots even
after the dog died. A social media post at the
center of an investigation by the Orange County DA's office

(47:48):
accusing sixty two year old Laura Urex of illegally registering
her dog to vote and trying to cast ballots in
her dog's name in the twenty twenty one recall election
and the twenty twenty two primary. She's even accused of
posting this picture of her dog, Maya Gene with an
IE voted sticker.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Okay, so dog's dead, Maya Gene. Well, she's no longer
with us, but yes, Maya Gene. When she was with us,
she posted an eye voted sticker on her fur. This
was this was a gubernatorial race, thistial. That's why I said,
it's the state elections they got to watch out for.
And you know what, I have a feeling that what's

(48:27):
her name, missus, little Jenekay, little puppy Jean, yuppy Jean
was a Newsome maya gene gene, my gene was a
Newsome voter. I don't know, I just I just have
a feeling by looking at her. She's she's tiny. She
has you know, a sparkly belly shirt on. Uh you know,
she looked like she hangs out in vineyards. Well she

(48:48):
uses moose. Actually, she looks like she hangs out at
a bar called the Moose. Okay, she she's got her
puppy paws just you know, spread eagle there on the
couch ivoted sticker, the I voted sticker. She she she
wants you to rub her belly. I mean, you know,
not many ladies lay down and say rub my belly.

Speaker 10 (49:08):
Ye, you know.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
So I think this is a very rebellious Okay, puppy. So,
I mean, I don't know, call me crazy, but you know,
voter fraud, I mean they forget the dead people that
are voting. It's pets. Now, how do you vote for
you with your pet? Do you literally bring your dog
and then put it in the voting booth? Well, I
guess no, they're just mailing stuff. Okay, these are mail

(49:31):
in ballots. See, I don't like that if you're going
to commit the crime to it, right, but bring your
dog to the ballot box and have it go into
the ballot box. Yeah, Well, I guess what had covered? Somebody?

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Somebody contacted the Orange County Registrar of you know, the
voter's office about a resident who's she's self reported that
she had registered her dog to vote.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
She put it on and has a mail in ballot.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
So she said, I registered my dog to vote, which
is fraud to begin with, right, and then did yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
She put it on Facebook. She put it on TikTok, Jeff,
She put it on like all kinds off. And I
got to tell you, Mayagene, you know, for the little teacup,
little poodally thing that she was, she was a sturdy gal.
And my Agene looked like she didn't take a lot
of guff. So for her to have been put in
this position, I feel like may Agene was kind of

(50:23):
peer pressured into it, and I feel like, you know,
man up or woman up and take your dog to
the voting booth and say, this is may Agene. Please
give her a car? Yeah, a car.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Excuse me, she's got a face a minimum of six
years if convicted on this, Like, no plea deal this
It like you're going down like a bat of rocks
over Gavin Newsom.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Listen, you know is he that good looking? Let me
see here. Maybe may Egene really liked him. Maybe my
Egene thought he was cute. I mean, what does Gavin
look like here? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
He's got the slick back hair. One minute he's this
one minute one to be a bro. The next minute
he's this. The next minute he's going after Trump. He
doesn't know what he wants to do.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Well you know what does? Yes, some days are super
other days he is a Jean's gun.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
One day I thought he was you know, wears a
leber Jack like right, But he was picking up trash
one time. The other time he was wearing you know,
like Nike the high tops like this.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Oh yeah, it was very weird because he was he
he was down quote to talk in twenty twenty four
about issues. Uh for when he was signing the bill
to regulate social media use, he said, he's down to
Oh okay, don't. I don't know what that means where
he's going down to. Do you know that he slept

(51:40):
with his campaign manager's wife, did he?

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Yeah he did on Maya Jean my gene. Let me
tell you something. Puppy, Okay, I dead or not? Shame
on you?

Speaker 12 (51:54):
I mean he was.

Speaker 14 (51:55):
He was.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
So he was making love to his campaign manager's wife. Yeah,
like full on or was it just you know, just
like a smooth dalliance. It was they were having a
good time, my friend. Yeah, and then he came out
and apologize I shouldn't have done it. Oh you think so?
So it was like it was like two people in
the villages. Yeah, like just raw, wet, sweaty, yeah, dripping.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Somebody text in, by the way, pull my hair and said,
you know who got all the dog votes back in
the day, Bob Dole.

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The re is a Jeff Show, Jeff, even though you're
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here on the Rizon Jeff Show, one of five nine
Mountain Astros Classic Rock. Do you think that, if you did,
your dream would be to climb Mount Fuji? No, I don't.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
I don't do anything when it comes to climbing things, right, so, uh,
you know it's you know, it's the top of things.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
I don't like being up high. I like being grounded. Yeah,
staying near the ground. Yeah, yeah, no, that makes a
lot of sense. I just wanted to quickly, you know,
before we get to the top of the hour here,
I should play for you just a little a little
diddy okay, right, here's the.

Speaker 13 (53:15):
Diddy A record breaking feet in Japan. That's one hundred
two year old man.

Speaker 8 (53:20):
There.

Speaker 13 (53:21):
He became the oldest person to reach the top of
Mount Fuji, and that's more than twelve thousand feet high.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
It took him three days to get there.

Speaker 13 (53:29):
He has reached the summit before when he was ninety six,
but he wanted to conquer it yet again. Even though
listen to this, he suffered heart failure earlier this year.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Rest so I mean he has heart failure. They say
that he has ingrown toenails that make it hard for
him to walk, he constantly has to go potty. But
he gets to the top of Fuji. I mean, you
gotta give him something. Look, I don't know what you
give to get him on top of Fujie heart failure,

(54:02):
I guess you. You know you run the risk up
there a little bit. You know what I think we'll
see it's does heart failure mean he can't because I
would say, let's give him the baconator. Obviously, Well he's
a hundred, right, I mean, yeah, one hundred and like
two or something. Yeah, I mean let's give him a baconator.
Maybe we mush it up, make it a Hamburger milkshake.
And what do you do?

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Look, you get all the way up there on top
of Fuji. Okay, what comes out of that is it?

Speaker 1 (54:28):
I got the sense of like nothing, because then you
got a Fuji down. Right, That's half the problem, Right,
Why don't they have a cart system that takes you down,
like like I get it, but like it should take
you down, like you should not have to climb up
and then climb down mount Fuji.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Yeah, And here's the thing, and I get it, and
everybody live their lives and do kind of thing. But
why do the elders, when you know we're at end
of life or over a hundred, want to want to
just be on the top of things?

Speaker 5 (54:58):
You know?

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Well here, well there's the thing, eldre's like being on
top of things.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
I mean these are sub freezing temperatures up there, fighting winds.
When you get up there, you know it's.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
He can make it hot. I mean he can drop it,
make it hot, pop and lock it. You know, they
said halfway up they saw him twerking through binoculars. Well,
I gotta tell you, and uh, I'm moving that rump.
You know how you really just add to it.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Okay, when you're over one hundred and you're at Fuji,
you go up clothed, you come down new nude.

Speaker 23 (55:27):
You have it.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Wouldn't it shrink and freeze off stays? You know, when
you get older, it's gravity and it's hard to shrink.
That you might need a little shrink.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
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Speaker 1 (55:44):
Thereza and Jeff show. We often speak of our admiration
of the Japanese, which we've we stand behind, and I
I'm I'm with it. I'm down, all right, I'm down
to clown. Wow. Okay, that's how down I am. By
interesting it is, But there needs to be a limit
on what we allow the Japanese to do.

Speaker 13 (56:07):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
First off, the Japanese economy grew at a huge rate,
that's what they're saying, a faster rate in Q one.
Then initially thought, so things are happening in Japan. Okay,
we're doing a decent job. But but this is why
it's growing because they have these businesses. So let me
just get the name of this business here. So I

(56:28):
don't uh, you know, I think it's I think it's
really just what they say. I think it's just uh.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Kin. So if you uh just listen to this, do
you do you notice anything? Do you hear the heavy footsteps? Yeah?
What do you think this is?

Speaker 2 (56:49):
By the way, if you can identify it, what business
that they're putting out there, the Japanese with this, uh,
maybe we get people qualified here going for you to
pre judas priest, So play one more time?

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Yeah all right, so a tight two four oh one?
Oh five nine. You want to go see Judas priest,
tell us what this business is?

Speaker 4 (57:17):
Day laver KINDI da.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Da da.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
And by the way, that's that's not on repeat, no, no,
repe no no. As a matter of fact, they literally
just stand there and start to move in somewhat of
a unison movement, and they just start saying this word. Now,
what does this word mean? And what business do you

(57:50):
think this is? I think, Jeff and I you know,
because I want to explain. Look, see I can't even
say this with that, all right, so all right, what
does this mean? I'm not gonna play the whole thing
if you if you were to guess, okay, it's something
like davu kari and they do that for thirty seconds. Okay,

(58:11):
it's a new business in Japan. You said their economy
is boomtown. Yeah, and it's probably a big reason because
of it. So let's see if anybody can figure out
what it may be. Yeah, and you know what, while
you're guessing, keep in mind what they've been doing lately.
If you listen to the Rizone Jeff Show, I like
It eight tw a two four oh one oh five
nine for tickets to go see Judas Priest, The Rizo

(58:34):
and Jeff Show and Jeff we ask people to call
to see if they could identify what this sound means.
And what we have said is that the Japanese economy
is boomtown.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Yea, oh yeah, they're loming it. They're doing well out
there in Japan, and it's all because they're innovative when
it comes to start up businesses. And yeah, this is
a business startup.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
This is the ad for it, yep.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
And we wanted to see as we were discussing it,
if anybody could figure out what it could possibly be.

Speaker 8 (59:13):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
And uh, if you got it right, you qualified for
tickets to see Judas Priest.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Uh, you know, and it's simple eight two eight two
four oh one oh five nine.

Speaker 8 (59:22):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
We have a couple of people that want to try
to take a guess what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
play again, uh the sound for you, and then I'll
get right into the phones and then we'll kind of
talk about it. If no buddy gets it, so again
one more time, it's okay, all.

Speaker 6 (59:42):
Right, you heard it.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
We got Derek on the phone. Derek, what do you
think this sound is here? My friend? What's the business Derek.

Speaker 15 (59:49):
They've been written Grandma's and they've been written Bully. This
is a rental ad for ninjas.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Oh okay, you know what, dude, that's it's not ba
you know what you're you're barking up the right tree. Okay,
a rental ad for Ninja's. You're you're you're barking up
the right tree. Right, Yeah, there's a tree. You're barking
up it. You're barking up all right, hang on for
I appreciate it. All right, who do we got here, Scott? Scott?

(01:00:17):
What do you got? My friend?

Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
That's got to be some kind of an advertisement for tourism,
because I'm guessing they're trying to attract some people in
there to maybe visit the new land and the new
way that they've got going. Well that people walk in
that town because there's so many you know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
What, that's it. Okay, you're you're close in one aspect, yes,
where where they they are walking. It's it's not a
tourism ad per se, but a tourist might enjoy doing this, okay,
all right, okay, all right now yeah listen, we appreciate it, uh, Scott,

(01:00:57):
all right, listen, here here's what we're talking about here,
we're talking about this sound, and we're trying to get
people to see if they know what it is. And
I'll play in a second. We have someone on the
phone here, Hello, Hey.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Who's that this?

Speaker 8 (01:01:10):
Tom sounds may doctor saying dukati Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
They are saying something of that something. It's like dB kari. Yes,
do you know Japanese? Okay, so you're forte? You're forte?
I didn't think so. Not a lot of people do
know Japanese. Do you have any guesses to what that
could be?

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
New car or new car?

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Yeah, I gotta tell you, man, I appreciate it. I
know it's Monday, but it's very Monday, very Monday kind
of call. Let's see maybe if I.

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
How do I do this?

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Okay? Well you heard you know when we said close? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
The first call that that something that they do in
Japan and maybe like it is is they rent out people.
They did, they did, and this is a certain group
of people that they are renting out. We've talked about
it in the past where you can rent seniors out
for things.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Right, and now you can rent you know, different kinds
of people, elders, what have you? Many Tanner knows what's up?

Speaker 24 (01:02:19):
Hey, how's it going?

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
What do you think it is? Tanner?

Speaker 24 (01:02:22):
I don't know, but the first part sounds like a
word that sounds like something that means sat in Japanese.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
What it means?

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Would you know? How would you know that? Tanner?

Speaker 24 (01:02:34):
I really want to know, because the Japanese have a
lot of really interesting stores where they like to actually
accentuate and the names of a lot of their stores
are like Chubby Mcchrubberston and like they they over there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
It's different.

Speaker 24 (01:02:48):
They honor that, and it's on some documentaries that you're held.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
In high regard if you're overweight in Japan. That's interesting.

Speaker 24 (01:02:57):
It's in other cultures too. I think they do it
in Africa because you know, if you can afford to
eat and you can afford to be like that, it
is back then with a sign of status.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
It's funny because the name of the business is Dbu
Carri and dboo means fat, Carri means rent, so so
it's fat rent, fat rent, so you can rent. You
can rent large people. I can't believe you got that.
I can't either. You you rat you rent fat men

(01:03:27):
and women? Oh yeah, now I don't know what you
would do. I eat. I guess that's what do they
say you do?

Speaker 21 (01:03:35):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
They say you have to be a minimum and you know,
h you know typically Asian people are shorter than people
in America, but you have to be at least two
hundred and fifty pounds, okay. And what you could do
is it's not a romantic escort, but they can provide
erotic entertainment with no touching. Or they can you know,
have which is that thing where you eat in front

(01:03:57):
of somebody. You can do the U that that bang
thing where they eat in front of you and you
pay them to eat and you can watch them right,
or you could like, you know, you could get like
a crazy large portion for at like a restaurant and
you eat a little bit and then you watch them
eat the rest and things like that. Isn't that crazy
entertainment for each a? Yeah, hey listen, it's renta heavy.

(01:04:18):
It's it's basically fat rent. That's what it translates to.
So Tanner hold on you, you spot on spot on
for the rest. So at Basically, what it says is
I want help eating a crazy large portion menu item
at restaurant. I want help picking out present for someone
who is fat. I do cosplay and want someone to

(01:04:41):
dress as fat character from series. I want someone to
stand by me when I take pictures so I look thin.
I have problem that I want advice from from fat person.
I want someone to be erotic in front of me
that is fat. I want to play with someone on
Sea Saw. Well, you're going to tell you. I don't
think you're gonna do mo of that. No, the Sea Saw.

(01:05:01):
And yeah, now listen, it's only nineteen bucks an hour
for fat rent. And again you need to be two
hundred and fifty pounds. But the average height over there
is about five four five five, so you need to
be about five to four and about two fitty wow.
So that's a I mean, And how Tanner said that,

(01:05:23):
and this was stunning to me. Listen to this all right,
it's it's I don't know how she knew that that
was translated to be fat. I think she speaks Japanese.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Listen, she couldit. Tanner has called the show for many
years since we got here, you know, so the entire
time we got it. Tanner knows things, she does no things,
she knows things. She's what like us, Well, we had
no obscure things. Tanner's one of those where she's got
obscure things, figured out your knowledge, obscure knowledge. And of
course a listener of this show is watching a documentary
on the Japanese and how they like fat people, and

(01:05:57):
that is why we love it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
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Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Five nine it's one of five nine mounta Nashville's classic
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to be to be lost in the woods by your
house and so scared that you call nine one one

(01:06:29):
and you need help getting back to wherever it is
that year we're going. Yeah, Uh, I mean you gotta
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Aaron Rodgers special look like it worked for him yesterday. Yeah,
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(01:06:50):
of the good stuff, real good stuff.

Speaker 20 (01:06:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
I mean, because again you know you as you will hear. Uh,
These people were just lost, flabbergasted, and fine, they were found, uh,
because it was pretty easy to find them and they
were just taken home, which I think is interesting. Listen
to this.

Speaker 25 (01:07:08):
Four people had to be rescued while hiking in New
York after they got too high. The New York State
Department of Environmental Conservation forest rangers say that they got
a call from a group of hikers who said that
they had taken magic mushrooms and were suffering from quote
A debilitating high. The group was located by firefighters and
forest rangers in the Slide Mountain Wilderness, about twenty miles

(01:07:31):
west of Woodstock. Once they were rescued, they were evaluated
by medical professionals and brought back to the place that
they were renting.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Okay, so I have two things to say about this.
I hate to say this, but maybe it's just because
my mind goes in several different directions. If I were
to ask you, is this a male or female anchor?
Would you know? Listen?

Speaker 25 (01:08:00):
they had taken magic mushrooms.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
You know, I feel like there's a trick question, and
it's not a trick question. There's a real answer. It's
one or the other. Well, because see like this is like, okay,
you got high, you needed a rescue. But then as
I heard this report, yeah, I kept saying to myself
and I had to look at the video to see

(01:08:35):
you don't do this to me. These are tough ones.
I now have a visual. These are hard I know.
And that's why you don't know. You just have to
use your ears. It's tricky these days, it is so
and listen eight to eight, two four oh one, oh
five nine if you think you know or you want
to help out Jeff, because I have now decided to
focus in on the news anchors. But the kids ate

(01:08:56):
some mushrooms, and you know, the kids ate mushrooms. They
were rescued and they're they didn't get any they didn't
get any trouble. They were taking over. So here we are,
we're watching the news. Your your eyes are closed, you're
laying down on your couch and you hear this person
and you say, oh, hi, is this a Frank or

(01:09:16):
a Frank.

Speaker 25 (01:09:18):
a debilitating high.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Okay, that's a woman. Okay, so you believe that that's
a woman. Okay, that's a woman, you know. Yeah, no, no, no,
that's fine. I'll give it a second eight two eight
two four o one o four. So what makes you
eventually get to that, uh, you know, I guess the
way the story was told, the way it was all right?

(01:09:56):
Hold on, So four people had to res in New
York after they got too high? Is that is it?
Because it's just like they they they tell like, uh,
with a little bit of a nice yeah, more, with
more care you tell the story there's concern, whereas a
guy just reads it straight out. That's Travis Schlepp. Okay,

(01:10:18):
Travish slap oh boy work works for w w l
A and Travish Schlepp has been with the news since
uh two thousand and one. That's Travish Schlepp, fifty three
years old. Travish Schlapp. Oh my god, it really is

(01:10:40):
nothing up Travis right now? What is happening here?

Speaker 12 (01:10:46):
That?

Speaker 25 (01:10:46):
No way people had to be rescued while hiking No,
not too high. The New York State Department Environmental Conservation
bearers say that they got a call from a group
of hikers who said that they had taken magic mushroom.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
And you, yeah, yes, yes, so yep, that's Schlep. Well, uh,
what do you do? What do you do if you're slap? Yeah,
you know, what do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Exactly what you're doing? And I literally will watch the
news just for Schlep.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
You're gonna watch for slap. Literally just for Schlep. That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
It's the only reason I'm watching that news. I don't
want to hear hear about the news stories. You just slap.
This is this Bozeman, Montange. That's where he's at, Bozeman.
He lives in the California Coast. He's from Bozeman. I'm
looking up Schlep.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Wow, Schlep's from Bozeman. He made it out to the
big time. And Schlepp is is I gotta tell you
gotta tell you. I gotta tell you, I mean I
lost that bet.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
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Speaker 12 (01:11:57):
Four oh five nine.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
It is one of five nine in Mounta, Nashville's Classic
Rock Rizzo and Jeff's Show, and Jeff, I would be
remiss if I didn't at least highlight some of the
accomplishments that have been highlighted in the news both nationally
and internationally for some of our elder population, baby boomers,

(01:12:23):
because everyone's pooping on them now because they're saying they're
digital addicts, and I think that's mean. You know, they
just they have needs and they watch what they need
to watch and then they go about their day.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
I gotta tell you. My mom really hooked a lot
on the She does a lot of doom scrolling.

Speaker 10 (01:12:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Yeah, And I feel like I can tend to do
that a little bit. I'll get caught up, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
And you know me, I consider myself as part of
the senior community, even though I'm not so well.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
It's interesting because according to this survey they have, you know,
what's this, seventy percent of seniors are on their phone
more than five hours a day. What are you doing.
That's a long time to be on your phone. There,
it does, Yeah, what doesn't take that long? Well, what
are you doing in the course of your dad, I'm
saying it doesn't take that long to you know, oh,

(01:13:13):
it might not just be that. It could be.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
It could be had a bag of chips. But look
at you know, at the end of the day, you're
just you know, you're reading news. You know, people like
to read the news.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
People do like to read the news. But I will
say this. I was dismayed after and by the way,
nobody reads the news for five hours. Draft No, okay,
nobody reads the news for five hour. So I have
two clips here that really give me hope for the
boomer generation because I think they're all porn addicts now,

(01:13:48):
and I might be wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
There's no way you're on there for five hours. I'm
not saying that they spend five hours looking at adult content,
but there's just no way that you're on there for
five hours and just somehow, some way you don't wind
up taking a peak.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
So your your contention is that senior citizens they play
bubble pomps, they play bubble pop, they do some other
things that boom, they'll want to take away.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Interesting. So uh this is the problem though, as you
get to a super senior or a centurion or super
centenarian or however they pronounce it, Uh, they start doing
the old microphone in your face thing. And uh, you
know there are two such examples that I have here.
And all this woman wants to do is to look
at her naughty things on her phone. Let her be amen,

(01:14:35):
you know the song says yes, yes, yes exactly.

Speaker 26 (01:14:39):
Family and friends of one hundred year old Jimmy Hernandez
gathered in Davis Friday in anticipation to watch him fall
out of the sky.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Oh okay, honey, when I turn one hundred, are you
gonna let me do that?

Speaker 26 (01:14:51):
His ninety one year old wife with a front row seat.
What are you gonna say to him when he when
he gets on the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
I love you, stay with me.

Speaker 26 (01:15:00):
Jimmy's grandson, also joining him on his journey back down
to Earth three generations of skydivers to celebrate the big.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Day now, to which it was found that he later
landed and pulled his phone out of his pocket. Okay,
all right, so he was ready to go. So maybe
the ninety one year old is not.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
Well, is she?

Speaker 5 (01:15:21):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
With holding well ninety one I know, so obviously he
liked him a little younger, but he did like him
a little younger. What's that nine years right, So he's
a naughty day. So one hundred fall out of the sky.
You're lucky he did, you know, it all played out
in his favor. It's one of those times you keep
playing games like this. It's funny you yes, it's gonna
it's not gonna open. And can you imagine being a

(01:15:44):
hundred and you're parachuting not opening, and you go, man,
I lived one hundred years and this is how I got.
This is how I go. I'm playing games. It's you know,
you don't you don't test fate.

Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
So then conversely, we have another elder who again we
shove a microphone in her face, and again, what's the
secret to a long lef here's the deal. Nobody knows, right,
nobody knows.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
Nobody knows if they did millonaires right and not, that
would be So it's just luck of the draw. When
you when you make it to over one hundred, yes,
that's it.

Speaker 27 (01:16:17):
A milestone was celebrated today at Heritage Assisted Living in
memory care in Madison. Their oldest resident turned one hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
And four years old.

Speaker 27 (01:16:26):
That's where we find a way thirty one reporter Paige
Meyer with that awesome story.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
They sent a reporter, a video editor, and a cameraman
to this shindig. Yeah, wasted funds. Tell me about I
gotta tell you there's a shooting, and they're like, go
out to the old lady. Yeah, I like to swoosh seth.

Speaker 11 (01:16:48):
Today I got to celebrate Margaret Hutskoe's one hundred and
fourth birthday along with her friends, family, and the Heritage
Assisted Living community. Here she tells me, your secret to
a long life is a simple one. No smoking or
drinking and hard work.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Oh well, I mean, first off, I didn't think about that. Yeah,
that's a good one. Well I'm screwed all around. Well, yeah,
me too. All right, so let's say this.

Speaker 11 (01:17:11):
Here is Margaret's reaction to her birthday party today. She
was a total shock that her family and assisted living
home threw her such a big Celebration's favorite things present
including doctor pepper, banana bread, and everything you can think
of that with strawberry.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, So so her things
that she loves are doctor pepper and banana bread. Yeah,
oh my god. If I get to this age and
she loves I'd shive you. I'd give you a good
ship doctor pepper and banana bread party. I mean, I mean,
you think anything worse than a oh my, go a

(01:17:47):
doctor bread, but doctor pepper, doctor pepper, banana bread party.
That's right. That's that's even hard to say. Doctor pepp
banana bread party and.

Speaker 11 (01:17:56):
Everything you could think of that was strawberry flavored. Margaret
was overwhelmed with the ocean.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Okay, so now we're going to try to get to
Margaret here. Now, now, Margaret, let's go march what you
got for.

Speaker 11 (01:18:06):
Us as a mom, grandma and great grandma. She tells
me she's lived a long and successful life. She's outlived
all of her four siblings.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
You ever, the youngest one.

Speaker 11 (01:18:15):
Today's surprise, called Margaret off guard in.

Speaker 23 (01:18:18):
The excited I didn't expect it. Oh my gosh, I
don't know if I'll ever see another birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
That's it, Margaret, that gosh, you're smart, baby. You got
your more than I thought. I don't know birthday. You
got it, Margaret. Yeah, she knows where her bread's buttered,
and she's got it. She's making one o five. No,

(01:18:50):
she knows it all right, she's knocking on death's door.
That's it. She knows how much bananas in that banana.

Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
Bread text us and you're really creative both the mountain
talking text line A two eight two four oh one
oh five nine.

Speaker 12 (01:19:07):
That's a two eight two four oh one oh five nine.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
One five nine the mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
How do you know if uh a raccoon is is
a drunk? And how do you know it's an angry drunk?
And how do you know it's the town drunk? I mean,
how do how do you know all these things?

Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
No, it's one of five nine of Mount Nashal's class
at rock the Rizmond Judge Show, Jeff, that's kind of
a kerfuffle to me. I don't know how they can
make all these judgments about this This lady. I guess
she works at a uh, you know, as a nurse,
and she saw two little you know, raccoons that were
eating I guess, uh.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Fermented rmented peaches. Here's the problem. And I think what
happens here? H and when you hear the story go
on now everybody just has a little lapse in judgment. Okay,
it is a big you know, But for for her
to sit here and disparage these raccoons and make just
false claims, I feel everybody has a night or a

(01:20:07):
day where, you know, maybe they go a little overboard.
But to slander them, yeah, the way that they have
been sless, I believe it to be that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Yes, it's libeloss, it's slander. It's wrong, and you're gonna
hear it here now.

Speaker 28 (01:20:21):
It is truly the kind of story that makes you
say homely in Kentucky. No, have you ever had a
crazier day on the job than this?

Speaker 20 (01:20:30):
I've had some pretty crazy days, but no, nothing like this.

Speaker 28 (01:20:34):
Just when Misty Combs stunts she'd seen it all in
her twenty one years of nursing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Oh it's maybe stuck, is what?

Speaker 28 (01:20:40):
A dumpster diving drunk turned up at the health department.
So our health apartment is now hold on?

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Whoa hold on?

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
That's a pretty big accusation. A dumpster diving drunk. You
don't even know this raccoon? No, are you right? I'm
not allowed. Maybe the raccoons is having a go Okay,
maybe divorce, right, maybe he hasn't been raccoon lead in
a long time, right, you don't know.

Speaker 20 (01:21:07):
Right beside of Kentucky MIAs Moonshine, which is a distillery,
and they had put some fermented peaches in their dumpster,
and I guess the two baby raccoons had got into
the dumpster and they were stuck.

Speaker 28 (01:21:24):
Drunk as a skunk. Try Tipsy as a trash Panda?

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
I went, what is what is Tipsy as a trash
pan What am I saying?

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
Well, I guess it's what that's their nickname, but I
think it's a slanderous nickname that they're given.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
It's Tipsy has a trash Panda? Who are you, ma'am?
I unbelievable there, And I was like, we have to
get them out.

Speaker 20 (01:21:49):
And I mean because I guess that was just like
the motherly instinct of me, Like I seeing that mama
and she was trying so hard to get her babies back,
but she didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:21:57):
Know what to do.

Speaker 28 (01:21:58):
Combs grabbed a shovel and scoped out the first raccoon,
reuniting it with its mom, but the second one was
in deep Moonshine.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
Without hesitation, she okay, all right, okay, hold on and
you gotta you gotta get to the end. But what
in the absolute hell are they doing. If you're gonna,
if you're gonna deliver the line, don't pause. If you're
you're gonna, if you're gonna slander them, slander them. Yeah,
that's right. Be well in this case, a woman be
a strong independent woman and slander away the trackpand.

Speaker 28 (01:22:29):
Grabbed him by the tail and laid him down.

Speaker 20 (01:22:32):
Everybody that was a ringal was like, it's dead.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
I mean, now here is where this lady who is
talking makes a very bad judgment, even though she's not drunk. Allegedly,
it's just not gonna make it.

Speaker 20 (01:22:44):
And it was it was not breathing, and it had drowned,
and it was full of water, like you could feel
the water in it. So, I mean, immediately I just
started doing CPR on it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
A sign of life. Okay, so we have isn't this
a raccoon story for the agent? So then the woman
starts giving her raccoon CPR and banging their belly and
squishing them and dead, doing the Heimlich and then suddenly
a sign of life after she tongues a trash panda.
The news is slandering them as drunks.

Speaker 24 (01:23:18):
I I.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Gotta be honest with you. I don't think I'm giving
mouth to mouth to a trash pant. I'm not giving
mouth to mouth to you, let alone and trash pant.
All right, this is a bit mind. I mean, this
is I may be coach, but other than that, from
why I mean, I mean, other than that, this is insane.
Come on, Oh god, she gives a kisses doing it.

Speaker 20 (01:23:43):
I was sort of afraid that you would come to
and eat me up. And you know so, I was
afraid of that.

Speaker 28 (01:23:50):
Fish and wildlife responded before the town drunk turned into
a mean dry. It transported the little guy to get
sobered up at the local vests.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
So you can't even not slam thro them at the end,
you call him the town drunk. You got this lady
making out of the raccoon. You got the other raccoon
running into the woods. She's half naked, pushing it down
on his chest. You got a lady mouth and one's
tongue down, throat licking its nose. What is happening here?

(01:24:19):
This is a whole This is just too much. Only
in Kentucky, is damn right? I gotta tell you this
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Speaker 4 (01:25:12):
Guys, can't we just tell him to go to eight
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Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
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Anyways, The JNN is on one oh five nine in
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Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
So the woman who was involved in the kiss cam
drama with former astronomer CEO Andy Byron during the whole
Coldplay incident, one of the biggest stories of the summer.
UH has she has officially filed for divorce from her
hot husband.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
Yes, so they we're in the CEO. We're gonna you
know what, I bet you it doesn't work out with
the CEO. Well, it can't because isn't he theoretically her superiod.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Well he's left. He left the company now, so he
left the company. She is now divorced. Uh filed for divorce,
so he's gone.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
She does have an all for one for a horny moment,
you had to have the hr lady, you want to
know what it was. It's more than that. And I
know that there are ladies that are listening. You can
call us eight two eight two four one O five nine. Gentlemen,
it wasn't just for the horny. It was for the
horny hold at Coldplay, up on the balcony with the CEO,

(01:26:27):
having him hold you from behind and kissing the nape
of your neck. It was all for love and to
see that bald man who was married to Gwyneth Paltrow
pat his bald head and sing lovely songs.

Speaker 10 (01:26:40):
To you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Yeah, well, I gotta tell you that was beautiful. But
I'm goin to be honest with you. I'm just I
don't you know? These things never work out like you know?
See I disagree. If you cheat on somebody and then
you get into a new relationship, you never cheat again.
Isn't that the staying like, cheat once and then you'll
never do it again. Oh, you haven't watched enough Doctor Phil.

(01:27:05):
Are you telling me mcgrawl has cheated?

Speaker 8 (01:27:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
No, what I'm saying is that, you know, you learn
the statistics if you watch a little mcgrawl, have a
little mcgrawl on your life.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
Let me tell you some okay, and that changes things.
You know why I don't have him in my life
because I know he's played slinky with other people. He
always walks out in parades with his wife. Let me
tell you something. He's played Doctor Phil slinky with other people.
Phil McGraw's slinkying around. He's slinking around with ladies all
over Texas. You mark my words. I have seen doctor

(01:27:36):
he lives where Oprah lives. That's right in Minsito. But
you know what, I have seen him with my own
two eyes in Texas. Okay, he was in Lubbock at
the Lubbock Star Hotel, and I saw him with three
pretty ladies going to the hotel. Maybe they were getting
some bubbly.

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
Okay, not every bald big guy looks like Phil mcgrawl. Okay,
I don't think he's They were leaving the light on
form at the motel six, Phil.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
Are we still doing this really?

Speaker 6 (01:28:07):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:28:08):
The JNN is puttering be it around the eight out
and can being lapped by silver sneakers of the French
broad River, or just rereading news by reputable news sources.

Speaker 4 (01:28:17):
The JNN is on your radio now on the mountain.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
New York couple was arrested in Miami after they were
accused of hot boxing, which is which is smoking weed
with the windows up inside of a closed car with
a two year old boy inside. Philip and Casey were
arrested UH just last weekend, and the court records obtained

(01:28:44):
show that both were charged with one count of child abuse,
no harm, no harm, no harm, so.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Of course they were.

Speaker 4 (01:28:53):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
So if there's not what you know, one count of
child abuse, no harm, so they're not what physically harmed,
so I guess. But if it's child abuse, but there's
no harm, then is it child abuse? Well, I mean
you're hot boxing the kid. He probably feels all right.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
Yeah, I mean he was just crying and whining, and
they said, let's get this kid to go to sleep
a little bed, and you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Know, well, you know back in the day, and listen,
I know parents don't do this today, but back in
the day, your parents would give you a little whiskey
or put it on their thumb for you to go
to better to numb your thing. Like I know, like
I used to get amaretto just they would rub it
on my teeth because when I was teething. So like,
you know, what am I supposed to do? You hot
box them, you give him amaretto. It's the same thing that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
They were outside of the Cleveland or hotel, which is
literally on Ocean Drive, which is the busiest road where
everybody goes and hangs out on Ocean Drive. So you're
telling me they just parked their car out front of
Ocean Drive and rolled up the windows and hot boxed.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
Yeah, I think I think it calls for a hot box.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
Right on right on an Ocean Drive, like the the
premier spot where everybody the rest the hotels, you know,
in some bars.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
That's unbelievable. They were doing it right there. Well, let
me tell you something what it says here. Now, these
are a thirty it's a thirty six, and a twenty
seven year old, thirty six year old man twenty seven
year old. They had their two year old son inside.
They were charged with possession of weed. I've been to
the Cleveland there before. Have you been to the Cleveland
or have you seen him any on Hop Box? With
Hop Box? It's on a corner and there's like an

(01:30:23):
outside bar and things like that. So I've been there
in Miami before. You is it nice? That's all right,
it's not, you know, over the top, but it's nice.
Our deco esque art deco esque. Well, Chris Goffner got
this beat and he says that there was a large
clear bag of marijuana under the driver's seat and a

(01:30:44):
pistol in the arm reach in the armchair of the
car seat. Now that might be the problem. Ah the gun.
The gun now again, you know, I just got to
tell can you say that's no harm when if he
picks up the gun? I mean that's the hit me
a stupid yeah, yeah, I I just mister Buckman everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
Everybody's walking up and down that road, cops up and
down that road. Why would you why would you pull
over there? In hot box right out and.

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
By the way, everything's eighteen percent, it's on everything. It's
the worst place in the world. Why don't you go
hot box on the beach? That's it. You could have
parked anywhere. There's plenty of places in set a hot
box and your kid there and the kid's got a gun.
Now he's high with a gun.

Speaker 4 (01:31:26):
I know.

Speaker 19 (01:31:26):
Watch.

Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
We would ask them to stop, but they just keep
making it worse.

Speaker 5 (01:31:31):
So we pick and choos our about house of the
Jeff News Network, or as you might not the JNN.
It's on your radio, limping like it's anchored to the
Fritish line. We promised it'll all be over soon. And
then back to some music on them out right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
And finally, a Brazilian soccer Starnaymar I don't even want
to talk. Neymar is thirty three years old and he
has a net worth from UH three to about three
hundred and fifty million dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
The player really plays well, makes a lot of money playing, yeah, right,
but he has been This is so ridiculous. I am disgusted,
and if you are not disgusted by this, then shame
on you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
Naymar has been named the air to a one point
one four billion dollar fortune by a billionaire he never met.
So he was chosen as the sole heir by an anonymous, single,
childless billionaire who passed away recently. This the will was

(01:32:33):
made official in Brazil on June twelfth, with two witnesses present,
and they identified Naymar on a personal level, especially just
admiring his relationship with his father, among other things. But
he is set if it all clears, the Brazilian courts
to inherit for no reason to a person he.

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
Never met in his life. No, he'll be a billionaire overnight,
one point one four billion dollars. At that point, do
you quit? Yes, ma, I'm with you. But here, here,
here's a little This is the.

Speaker 4 (01:33:04):
Hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
Just listening to this, I'm.

Speaker 29 (01:33:05):
Saying, Naymar has just become a billionaire, but in the
most unexpected way possible. This time is not about a
transfer fee, not about sponsorships, and not even about his
massive football salary. Instead, Naymar has reportedly been named the
heir to an enormous fortune worth around eight hundred and
forty six million by a Brazilian billionaire.

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
And that's euros or whatever that currency is. But it's
one point four billion who.

Speaker 29 (01:33:27):
Recently passed away. And the wildest part, Naymar and this
man never even met. According to reports, the will was
formalized at an office in Porto Alegre on June twelfth,
with two witnesses present. Right now, the inheritance is waiting
for clearance from Brazilian courts before Naymar can officially receive it.
So why Naymar? Local media say the businessman was single, childless,

(01:33:49):
and felt a personal connection with Naymar's life story.

Speaker 1 (01:33:52):
Can anyone listen? Can anyone out there? I know one
of you listening is wealthy, and I know one of
you has a connection with me. I know one of
you has a connection with Jeff. Can maybe you name
us the beneficiary of your will. It's not like you

(01:34:15):
have family. Are where your family? You're listening to the
Rizzo and Jeff show right now? We got you through
the hurricane with love? Are you a single, lonely millionaire
okay that just sits in your house every morning? Do
you need compassions?

Speaker 27 (01:34:29):
Come on?

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
Okay? Do you want us to talk to you more.
Can can listen, listen, we can send pictures from inside
the studio. Oh yeah, that'll be a hit. And we
can come visit you, you know, uh, you know if
you are like Jay Howard whatever, Anna Nicole's husband. Two

(01:34:52):
to eight two eight two four oh one oh five nine. Uh,
we're here to take your call. Yeah, you don't even
have to be a billionaire. Why don't you look. I
know there's several millionaires here. I know Kelly McGillis losing
around here. I know, like that dude who is uh
uh what's his name? Uh, the baseball player, Uh, lives
around here MLB Uh. Yeah, that's what they're all taking.

(01:35:12):
You know, you need you need somebody loan that you're driving.
You look at those houses up there and you go,
you know, not think to yourself, is there just a
lonely millionaire that just you've made a connection with. You know,
just let us know where to sign the paperwork.

Speaker 6 (01:35:26):
We'll be there.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
We'll be there, stat will leave the show. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:35:29):
Yeah, can you put us on the mountain talking text
line at a two eight two four oh one O
five nine.

Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
That's a two eight to two.

Speaker 5 (01:35:36):
Four oh one o five nine, one nine Mountain from
Tinseltown to the eight two eight and beyond. It's time
to razzle dazl on the Rizzo and Jeff show all
the things that are not fit to print, talk about, mentioned,
discuss or frankly that important, but somehow find their way
here of course. Sorry man, Yes, Jeff can't stand it either.
Time for Rizzou's zl on one o five nine mounts.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
Sorry, Jeff, Can I ask you a question? Have you
ever when you were let's say, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen eighteen,
did you ever say to yourself, man, I want four kids,
and I want them now. I want well not at
that age.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
Well no, I gotta tell you. We got a twenty
year old. All right, she's really flummixed. She's going viral,
and maybe it's because she doesn't know the father of
her baby and her well, I'll just let you hear
what she has to say. I'd love to know your opinion.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
So I'm twenty with.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
Three kids, and I'm pregnant with number four now.

Speaker 9 (01:36:40):
But I have a confession to make, Yaccubaskian.

Speaker 10 (01:36:42):
Who's the dad, Who's the dad? Who's the dad?

Speaker 8 (01:36:44):
Well, this is the deal.

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
So everybody knows my man is in jail, right, so obviously,
as any female would do, I slept with.

Speaker 25 (01:36:54):
Four different people.

Speaker 29 (01:36:55):
Yeah, I guess we'll know when the baby comes out
who the dad is, because I don't know who the
dad is.

Speaker 3 (01:36:58):
I have absolutely no no idea, none at all.

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
I don't I don't know what is your idea on
what you think?

Speaker 18 (01:37:05):
What do we think?

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
I think you should be put into military school. I
gotta tell you, no offense. Your man's been in jail
a few weeks for drug dealing. For just a few weeks.
You have bumped fuzzies with four different people, on top
of bumping fuzzies with this guy, on top of having
three other kids with three other people. And I'm wondering,

(01:37:30):
is there a line here? Is there cut off? Or
do we just keep bumping fuzzies till till the hair
comes off.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
I gotta tell you, my friend, that government check is
just going to be coming in, yeah, coming in and
coming in.

Speaker 1 (01:37:42):
And I'm gonna tell you, yeah, you know what, it's
funny you should say that because I thought I noticed
a little less less money in the paychecks. So that's
where it's going home. Oh right to her? Absolutely yes,
no problem, there's she's well taken care of. Good work.

Speaker 5 (01:37:58):
Anyway we can help yeh Rizzo's razzle dazol one.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
We loved help, Jeff. No, yeah, we're helpers, even when
you just take it from us, even when you just
take it. Second thing I'd like to talk about, you know,
before I get to this lunk. These people got so
high they didn't know where they were. They had to
call the police. They were ended up being behind someone's house.

(01:38:25):
Just overyonder, as Johnny would say, about one hundred feet
in the woods behind someone's house. But this is how
high they were.

Speaker 25 (01:38:34):
a debilitating high. The group was located by firefighters and
forest rangers in the Slide Mountain Wilderness, about twenty miles

(01:38:57):
west of Woodstock. Once they were rescued, they evaluated by
medical professionals and brought back to the place that they
were renting.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
As an aside you should definitely check out the podcast
because I asked Jeff if he thought that this news
anchor was a man or a woman, and uh, Jeff
confidently said that it was it was a female, and
I said, actually it's Dodd. And it was a pretty

(01:39:28):
funny moment. Yeah, and we learned some things. We shared
a few laughs, we cried a little bit. But you
know what, all is fair in love and war?

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
Yeah, you know, yeah, it's you know. Look, sometimes you
can be tricked and pull the wool over somebody's eyes.
I've been rolled.

Speaker 4 (01:39:52):
Really no, I'm not reading this.

Speaker 5 (01:39:54):
I'm not reading this. It's time for the news you
may have missed they did this. Fine, it's time held
on the Rizzio window show.

Speaker 1 (01:40:02):
For those of you who you know, try to pull
the wool over people's eyes and steel. Watch out. There's
a manum loose eighty seven and I believe married to
this young chickadee who refers to him as her boy toy.

(01:40:22):
Somebody tried to do something steal a fifty thousand dollars
watch is I correct?

Speaker 4 (01:40:27):
You have?

Speaker 12 (01:40:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
It's a Rolex in New York. This couple lives in Manhattan.
He's eighty seven, I think the number. And when you
try to come from Ambu Dabi and try to take
his rolex, you better watch it. When he gets angry,
there's no telling what he would do. Well, let's just
say this. I want you to listen to this. It's
gonna you're gonna hear clanging and banging. That's the lunk,

(01:40:51):
and then you're gonna hear the hunk at the end
does eighty five pounds.

Speaker 6 (01:40:56):
It's a routine he's followed for decades.

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
Every day dozens of reps now check thirty lifts.

Speaker 6 (01:41:04):
Eighty seven year old Larry Schwartz, so's.

Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
Every day of my life.

Speaker 6 (01:41:10):
So many people half his age.

Speaker 3 (01:41:12):
Well, an average person doesn't do this.

Speaker 6 (01:41:14):
Larry's far from average. Same with his wife Joanna.

Speaker 3 (01:41:17):
Well, here's my boy toy.

Speaker 6 (01:41:20):
And as a pair of con artists learned the hard
way earlier this week, they're definitely the wrong people to
pick on.

Speaker 3 (01:41:26):
She was very deaf. She wanted to give you the
sake one and take the real one. She wants to
get it. She knew.

Speaker 17 (01:41:39):
So at the same time she does that, I flip
my hand back in towards me, and then I pull
her body towards me, making I hit her face and
her body against the inside, and now I'm angry, and
I can have a temper if I get angry, and
I can do some damage.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
Now I'm wanting to hear that one more time, just
a little eighty seven years old, alright, eighty seven talking
about pulling bodies.

Speaker 17 (01:42:08):
Wi's me making I hit her face and her body
against the inside, and now I'm angry, and I can
have a temper if I get angry, and I can
do some damage.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
Mmm. Mmm, gotta tell you, I tell you, Pappy, if
I want that watch, Oh my, I'm taking that watch.
You're gonna beat them all. You're eighty seven if I
want the watch and beat the hell out of the watches,
coming with me? Okay, Papa with a.

Speaker 4 (01:42:37):
Mountain call us text as kidd and you're really creative.

Speaker 5 (01:42:40):
Both the mountain talking text line A two eight two
four oh one oh five nine. That's a two eight
two four oh one O five nine.

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
One O five nine, the mountain, the Rizzo and Jeff's show,
and uh, it's time for already things that uh didn't
make the show. And there's one thing that even Jeff
doesn't know about. So we're gonna start off with that
one Oh boy.

Speaker 5 (01:43:04):
The rizont Jeff tried to do their work today but
just couldn't quite get it done.

Speaker 4 (01:43:08):
So here's where they try to cram it all in
at the end. It's what didn't make the show on
one O five nine.

Speaker 1 (01:43:13):
The Mountain, I'll read it to you. Ever since she
got her start in comedy in the early eighties, she
has been polarizing, but she's also been a huge success
as she has Roseanne bar Uh, she is shocking the
world with the way that she looks. Roseanne Barr, I

(01:43:35):
have to say, is almost as hot as share now.
Oh I wish, I wish, I wish you driving could
see his face. I wish you could see his face.
Because the truth speaks louder than words. Jeff does it.
The truth is loud and proud. And does Roseanne Barr

(01:43:59):
not look amazing. She's walked out of Hawaii, she went
to Texas. She's getting rid of the Macadamian as. Her
transformation is stunning. She looks great. What do you think
your thoughts?

Speaker 2 (01:44:16):
Well, you know, look, it took Tom Arnold a lot
of drugs. Okay, Tom Arnold did a lot of drugs
when he was with Roseanne. I mean lots of drugs.

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
Here's the thing. He was at Roseanne peak peak buttering. Okay, Okay,
she was at peak butter. Yeah. And so I mean,
you can't you can't hate dude. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
Do you understand the stuff that he struggled with, like fentanyl, xanax,
heroin opioids.

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
He if it was on a list, he did it.
And it was all during that time that he was
married to Roseanne. I mean, and I don't mean to
be rude, but don't you think that that's legitimate if
she's at peak butter. She's at peak butter. Okay, Well,
she looks like you could roll her up in a
butter thing and cooker for Thanksgiving in that, that's for sure. Yeah,

(01:45:12):
she's she's at peak butter for a long long time. Man,
You peak butter, Yeah, she was.

Speaker 3 (01:45:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:45:19):
It takes a lot. I mean, if you're doing heroin, cocaine,
fentanyl and xanax because you know you're worried, you're taking
the xanax because you're worried that you can't get the
fentanyl in case, so you just want to calm your
nerves just to make sure that you get the fentanyl.
Because you have to go home on a Friday night
with Roseanne. What a combination to get things done, my friends.

(01:45:39):
So and you topped the cocktail off with a whole
lot of bar.

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
Yeah, that's at buttered bar.

Speaker 5 (01:45:46):
Rizzon't you have tried to do their work today but
just couldn't quite get it done. So here's where they
try to cram it all in at the end. It's
what didn't make the show on one nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
Okay, So I have to tell you, uh, you mentioned
this a little bit earlier, but I just wanted to reiterate.
Ellen Degenerous is not here anymore. She's gone for good.
Eli Degenerous is here. Eli is smooth, calm, grounded, tying

(01:46:21):
down to her.

Speaker 5 (01:46:22):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
The story behind it, if you don't know, is that
Ellen is now wants to be known now as Eli.
She and Eli Degenerous. I think is somebody that is
shaking the stigma of all the craziness that happened and
what people were saying backstage Eli, what do they say

(01:46:45):
is lighter, freer, Oh, finally living without the weight of
carrying a billion dollar brand. Eli is now people love
him in England. Eli is now approachable grounded and happy,
So no entourage, no pressure, just life.

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
You know, you could have done that here without having
to move, and you didn't need an entourage before, so
I don't know why she thought she needed a you
know one now, but anyway, her name is Eli, so
you know, make sure you make a mental note. Okay,
all right, got it?

Speaker 5 (01:47:23):
Rizzo't you have tried to do their work today but
just couldn't quite get it done. So here's where they
try to cram it all in at the end. It's
what didn't make the show one nine the Mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:47:33):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, there's a time in everybody's life,
every boy, every girl, every man, every woman that you
have to just tell the truth. This is one such case.
Ladies and gentlemen. If your child sucks, tell your child
that they saw well, not.

Speaker 2 (01:47:54):
In general, but if they look, if they're attempting to
do something like you're gonna hear he here, maybe they
stinking general. It's a human and that's possible, but you
gotta let him know. Look, I don't want you wasting
your time with this musical instrument, a woodwind, because I
don't think it's just working out for you. Why don't
you put focus in on something that you know that
you'll be good at. I don't want you to waste

(01:48:15):
years on a woodwind instrument and then you know, you
just you never you never know. Now this this, this
kid has been at this for I think five years.
They said doing this five years? Yes, and you know
you are right. You know he is a hoodwind player
because what he plays has a read. Just because it's

(01:48:36):
a trombone does not mean it doesn't fall under the
hoodwind category. Now, this gentleman, I thought when I was listening,
I thought, maybe the trombone's a little rusty, but maybe
he had a rusty trombone having nuts. No, he doesn't,
but he's just bad at it, and his parents need
to tell him to quit.

Speaker 1 (01:48:55):
Listen to this. Oh cool guns rounsaes.

Speaker 12 (01:49:27):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
One more.

Speaker 1 (01:49:36):
Now, if this was your child, just shoot us at
text because we're getting ready to get out of here.
But eight A two four oh one O five nine.
Uh would you tell your child to stop if that
was them? Because I got to tell you five years
of trombone lessons and then yeah, you're just gonna have
to tell him, mate, sit them down. Listen, listen, Benton, Gus, Yeah, yeah,

(01:50:01):
Gus date listen, Gussie gushay list ain't for you? All right,
all right.

Speaker 5 (01:50:07):
Connect with us on the Mountain Talking text line at
eight two eight two four oh one oh five nine.

Speaker 4 (01:50:12):
That's eight two eight two

Speaker 12 (01:50:13):
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