0912 SOO CREW SHOW VILA AND KILLER FOUND

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is one oh five nine Mountains Clans, a rock
a Rizo Jeff show, and you know what that is?
Did you feel it? I felt I didn't feel like
you felt it, but I know you felt it. You
were like, wow, you know what I you know, I've
been taking care of it. You tingle. I felt it
in my loin. Oh you filing in your loins. Look,
ladies and gentlemen. That was bt O on one O

(00:22):
five nine the Mountain. I feels class rock. You have
the Rizzo and Jeff Show, and let me tell you something.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
To Rizzo, business is gonna be taken care of on
this Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh man, I'll tell you what. You better get it
all done before dog Day. Yeah you know, Oh yeah,
I'll handle it. I'll handle it all right. Good god,
I'm love in your handle situations. Uh listen, good morning, everybody.
Thanks a lot for tuning in. This is the Rizino
and Jeff Show.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
We have an interesting opening audio. But I guess there's
someone calling. Why the heck not? Let's start it off. Hey,
who's as Hey?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
This is mel mel Maln.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
What's going on? Melvin?

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Hey, guys, I got the best memories of bto on earth.
I had seven. There were seven brothers, no sisters, seven brothers,
and I remember one of my brothers had an eight
track tape of bt O Man. I loved it the
very first time I heard it.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Aren't they great?

Speaker 5 (01:20):
On?

Speaker 6 (01:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Man? I love bt O two, but not as much
as jazz. I mean, that's how he gets jazzed in
the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, Melvin, when you hear bt O, I said, I
felt it in my loins. Where do you feel it
when you hear bt O?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Melvin?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Hey, my mom's not a rock and roll person, and
she loved taking care of business. The first time she
said that will be a big hit. I remember her
saying it out of her mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Did she really?

Speaker 7 (01:43):
So?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Your mom's not kidding, I'll kid you not.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
So your mom felt it in her loins?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
She felt it? She felt, yes, sir?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
All right, Wow, Well what do you got planned this weekend? Melvin?

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Hey, believe it or not, We're headed to Myrtle Beach
for the We got to go enjoy it one more
time for the season.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Well, good, good, good good? So did you did you
call it just uh, you know, chat or did you
want to weigh in on anything?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
No, I've had a classic. I remember Jeff, Jeff said
he thinks I read stuff out of a joke book.
I got you a good one today.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
If you won't hear, Actually, why the hell did I did?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I say that?

Speaker 4 (02:19):
I worked I worked construction for forty years.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I've heard it all, brother, Yeah, what do you got
for us today?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
All right? Before the kids get up to why? Why burn?
Why fart and waste it when you can burp and
taste it?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Hell, that's a joke. Don't you're edgy? I got to
tell you, all right, Melvin, have fun, have fun and
be safe this weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
All right, bro, y'all have a great weekends.

Speaker 8 (02:51):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
About that? Love you? What do we do? What do
we turn this show into? This isn't even a show.
It's just people calling and us respond.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Listen when you bto this party? Yeah, his mom felt
inner loins. I felt that in my loins.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Well see that's when people start talking loins and eight
tracks and eight tracks. I mean it is what it is.
So for opening audio today, we got two wonderful animal stories,
and we have we have really big time library news
to the point where this was on the news. If

(03:29):
the newscast is twenty two minutes. I mean, this is
a minute of it, and then she goes out on more. Yeah. Probably,
I mean this was a you know, a sixth of
the newscast. Yeah, so listen, we're gonna start with an
emotional support alligator. What are your thoughts on an emotional
support alligator. Yeah, you know, people are believers. I think

(03:51):
that certain animals have emotions. And let me tell you
one that does not. It's the gator. You think it's
the gator.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
And there's no need to have it for emotional support.
The gator could care less. You know, they don't have
any feelings.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Really, you don't think it would want I mean, you
don't think it has any feelings.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
What.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
You don't think it wants to hug. You don't think
it wants it like novin, it wants to eat. It
wants to eat. Yes, all right, well listen, here is
an emotional support alligator who was turned away from a restaurant.
And this guy is going viral because he's not having it.
He is not going to let somebody tell him where
his emotional support alligator can't go, especially if that emotional

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support animal wants to go to walmart Ahali the Wali. Yeah,
We've gone to restaurants.

Speaker 9 (04:41):
We've been to Denny's where she's a star there she
gets VIP treatment. We've been out to Bob Evans, we've
been out to the Wagon Wheel. It's been very positive,
and I was really taken back by that.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
You know, I just go with the flow. Well, I
gotta tell you, I mean you could tell he's said,
but I think, like our friend Melvin, I think he
tells himself jokes.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
So you get you get emotional support from an alligator.
Well supposedly, Jeff, you got to stop this crack. Well,
see here's the thing I mean, and this is we
let this happen. I'll tell you it, says.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
A Walmart in western Pennsylvania has banned a sixty five
year old local man from bringing his emotional support alligator inside.
The man claims that they have been going to that
Walmart for over three years without an issue, but Walmart
says gators are not welcome inside stores because well they
could kill and or eat people or merchandise. The gators

(05:35):
owner Wesley Silva. So he's a Wesley. Oh yeah, and
if you're a Wesley, I mean you're he doesn't even
want to be Wes he wants to be Wesley. That's
what I mean. He's not even Wes. He is a
Wesley and he's the one of those guys like when
you call him and you say hey, Wes, he's like,
this was my name is Wesley. But yeah, he was
talking about all the places he and his gater have gone,

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and really he said he's going to shop at TAR.
They're direct competitor because he is sick of his emotional
support alligator, which he has had for seven years now,
and he says he plans to always have an emotional
support alligator because they're the best of friends and he
sleeps on his bed.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Oh boy, Well he's going to show them. He's going
to go from great value to the target good and
gather products.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
I got it. It's really in the world, right, it
is a little bet. Yeah you told them, yes, yes
he did. Speaking of animals though, Jeff, we have a beave.
Someone's got a beaver, and uh, it's been weird how
they've been just talking about it. Uh, this kid and

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his sister's beaver. Uh they rescued it to his sister's beaver.
I said, this kid and his sister's bet Oh oh,
that came out wrong. Yeah, welltheless, Okay, So this kid
and his sister's bet has a beaver. How's that is that?
His sister's beaver? All right? So they found a beaver

(07:06):
and they were like, oh my heavens, we can't do
We can't let this beaver live its life and pain
and die outside. So let's go and get the beaver.
The sister went and got the beaver, so really it's
her beaver. Brings it to the thing, and then they
share the beaver and then they like teach it tricks
and stuff. So this is them share talking about their
shared beaver. How like she found it, he you know,

(07:29):
will we'll use it when she's not around. Stuff like that.
So interesting. Yeah, yeah, it was really great story.

Speaker 10 (07:35):
Slowly like kind of clawed its way up into my
palm with his front hand be scooped it up.

Speaker 11 (07:41):
It felt awesome and I felt super protective of it immediately.

Speaker 12 (07:44):
And I just held on and let us kind of
look and just has so much empathy.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
By the way, this is his sister and it's got empathy.
Uh you know. He just grabbed it and held on
and animals, she would open her little eyes.

Speaker 13 (07:58):
They click around and then snuggle back in, just like
take care of me.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
And take care of her. Uh he has all right?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Well look, uh you know, you know it seems like
they're handling the beaver properly, right, and that is the
important thing. You know, when you have a beaver, you
have to you know, you just can't.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
You can't just willing kneel you with with your or
someone else's beaver. I mean, if you have a beaver,
it needs to be.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
You have to understand now that beavers can be destructive
in nature.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
They can they be destructive. Well, see you have to
be it's careful with the they bite through uh those
uh there's the chill a lot big trees. It's like
really thick and sturdy, and it just they bite right
through it. I've never And here's the deal.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
You got to make sure that if you're going to
have a beaver that you know you clean it. You
don't want a dirty bee.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yes, how often would you think that they should wash
the beaver as owners? I mean especially you know the
sister I was not gonna watch it. It's gonna be the
younger brother. It depends on what you're into, okay, you know,
and how much you can take. When it comes to
a smelly beaver, is it an outdoor beaver or is
it is it inside most of the time? What do
they You're gonna have.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
A little bit of both it comes to the beaver.
But I would I would say every couple of days,
clean the beaver, clean the be Okay, all right, perfect?

Speaker 12 (09:22):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
And finally, ladies and gentlemen, Uh, we're gonna be talking
about books. Four elders. Uh this, Jeff, almost like the
beaver is is just as important. Yeah, a news station
just goes on and on and on. Well about senior books. Well,
here's here's what it is. Is that they have deemed

(09:46):
and this this is a big city council problems, but
they have deemed, now this is in South Carolina, they
have deemed that there are about ten books or less
that they should be moved from the section for you know,
young adults to the adult section. And this is this
is quite a tassel. They're going back and forth about this.

(10:09):
So it's been brought to the city council. What do
we do at the library with these books at the
Pickens County Library, Well, the board has come together, They've
convened to have this book debate. But here's the library
narian agreement can be had from the county board about

(10:29):
said books. Because there are some who want the books
to stay where they are. There are others who want
to put them in the senior section. And you know,
I don't know if it's because they're dirty. I don't
know what it is about these books. They don't really
get into it. All you hear is one woman who

(10:50):
is able to speak allude to something like, you know,
the way that children get ideas to do destructive, dangerous
things is inside a book. Okay. I'd like to remind
her that kids look at the iPad now and play roadblocks.
I can promise you they're not reading Holden call Field

(11:12):
in uh you know that book that what's his name?
Carried to kill John Lennon? Uh? Right? You know, you know.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Well obviously listen, you you haven't been to Pickens County
right outside of Greenville, and if it were, if you were, okay,
then maybe you would understand the library matters to these people.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Okay, all right, listen at A two four oh one
O five nine, have you been to Pickens County? Maybe
you could talk about the library. Maybe you're listening to
us in Pickens County. But let's let's get to the
important stuff on.

Speaker 14 (11:42):
Your Tonight at ten o'clock, the county Library Board dealing
with another controversy over books tonight. It's after a request
from an upstate lawmaker.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
I'm sorry, is this another? She said they have it?
They had a book controversy before. This is this is
number two? Oh well, excuse me, sorry.

Speaker 14 (12:00):
Rex Rice submitted a request for ten books to be
moved from the young adult section to the adult section.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Did they say a senator the senator wasn't having it
in Picktts County?

Speaker 1 (12:11):
There so is the senator living Piggins County? He was
a senator?

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Well that's yeah, they go back and forth. Well, they
represent the district who cares, so he's obviously this is
something that kind of bothers him.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 12 (12:24):
Now.

Speaker 14 (12:24):
At their last meeting, the board voted to move the books,
but the board's attorney says it was done illegally because
the emotion was not put on the meeting's agenda. This
means those books will be moved back to the young
adult section for now. The board also saying they need
to follow their own policy to move the books, which
involves members reading the books first to determine whether they

(12:46):
contain material requiring the change. A motion was made to
suspend the rules to move the books, but it failed.
The move has gotten both support handsome pushback.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Which is very subjectous.

Speaker 15 (13:00):
What determines purient, it's really whoever is reading the book.

Speaker 16 (13:06):
Books put ideas into minors minds.

Speaker 17 (13:10):
Let's make sure they are age appropriate ideas.

Speaker 14 (13:13):
Of course, bring you the first alert when this goes
back up.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Of course, please first alert. I could never expect anything.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Least I got to tell you now I'm hooked on
this book story and I'm not going to follow it
closely because they the attorney stepped in and said, nope,
wasn't on the docket. So back to the back to
the young adult section for the book.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
And this was their attorney. So you know what, the
attorney's got invested interest in this. The attorney wants the
dirty books to go back to the kids. And you
know who else has a vested interest Jeff your Nashville.

Speaker 12 (13:49):
Jeff showed it may not be the exact reasons for
why you like one of five nine in the Mountain,
but Jeff shows on you might as well leave it there.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Right, it's one of five nine. Mountain ash Roc is
one by nine in Mount Nasville's classic rock to Rizzo
and Jeff Show and Jeff uh you know, listen, you
seem to have found a lot of an Amelia information today.
We were talking beavers, uh, just a couple of minutes ago,
and now we should talk about domesticated pets.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Okay, all right, Yeah we had deep beaver chat and
we did that went gone for a few minutes, but okay, yeah,
we'll go to the domesticated side of things.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, because there's a lot going on. Uh. You know,
I'll be honest with you. Uh, there is a parrot
who who's missing.

Speaker 18 (14:37):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
We have issues with dogs, kiddies and fish. I mean,
there's just so much yeah talk about here. So I
figured what I'd do is I'd start off and I would,
you know, share, uh, some of the worries that this
poor woman who lives in a place called Ebors City
in Tampa. Uh. And I know that you lived there

(15:00):
for a little while. Maybe you could explain to the
people what it's like there. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, well I spent many long nights in Ebor City.
It's uh, pretend you're going to New Orleans. Okay, that's
kind of what it looks like like Bourbon Street when
you're going to it's a smaller version of it. Very
much a nightlife spot, so you know if anything after
ten pm, so generally, look, everybody there is drunk, nobody sober.

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And that's the spot for all of that.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
So don't you know somebody who was in Ebor City
and was so messed up that they punched a police horse.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Oh that happens down there a lot more than you
think for fighting a police horse. Yeah, they'd like to
smack them, kick them. They just beat the crap out
of police. You'd be shocked how many of those stories
happened down there. I don't know why, but you know,
people are just so drunk.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
But you witnessed it once, right, so I guess it
had to happen I did.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
It was actually somebody I worked with, Yeah really, yeah,
who actually was an ex NFL football player and played
for the Eagles and the Tampa Bay buccanty and he
was had a really good time.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah really yeah? That is all right. Well anyway, so
let's go to Ebars City and help find this parent.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
Onto had five and Ebor City families pleading for the
safe return of their beloved pet.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Parents.

Speaker 17 (16:18):
Cleo was snatched right out of her cage off of
their front porch a little more than three weeks ago.
As Fox thirteen's Calabyron reports, police helped surveillance video will
help crack the pitcase.

Speaker 13 (16:28):
Ah Randy Moseley's front porch is quieter now.

Speaker 19 (16:32):
She greets everybody that walks by the house. You know,
she's just got such a she had a big personality.

Speaker 13 (16:38):
That's because her Congo African gray parrot, Cleo, that she
offered twelve years is no longer in her cage. She's
missing after being stolen a little more than three weeks ago.

Speaker 19 (16:49):
But taking something a package, you know that there's a
I mean, obviously there could be something that would be
you know, you emotionally attached to in a package. But
to take somebody's pet, that just a heartless person.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Now my question is this this woman is devastated at
the turn of events regarding her parrot and how it
was well gone.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Dude, it's an African gray and they have a huge vocabulary.
I had a friend that had one, and they will
live a long time. You can get twenty five years
out of an African gray.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
It wouldn't shut the hell up.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
So if you have it for twelve and first off,
she should know better if she lives in Ebor City.
You don't leave anything outside, okay, not even even bring
your car in your house if you can, if you can,
bring it in the living room, but don't leave your
pet outside. And maybe did you just think and they
talk a lot African grays, did you ever think that
the neighbors are just sick of hearing the squawk, your

(17:47):
damn bird squawk and talk?

Speaker 1 (17:50):
And if it's that big of a vocabulary, Jeff, like,
can you teach it words or does it say things
like let me Marinue by correct? Yeah, it wasn't Marie
by right. And you know all day and all night.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
I remember, you got to cover the cage for it
to like get rest and get some sleep and stuff
a lot.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
And then they get a lot of anxiety too.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
So if you like leave for like vacation or something,
it'll pluck its own feathers out and stuff because it
misses you. Yes it will, Yes, it kills itself, doesn't
kill itself, but the anxiety, it'll pluck its feathers and
do things like that you and.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Do what well, put its head through the thing, Like,
is it like what makes it anxious?

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Well, it's just they it's they like routine, so they like,
you know, see you feed. Yeah, okay, well then what
if someone else fed it? I mean that's silly. Well
it's hurting itself. Well the problem now you took you
took the bird away from its family, and you think
that you're gonna be able to just turn around and
make it your own. And that might not necessarily be
the case. Right, it might not bond, we might not eat,

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it might not do things.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah. You ever see do you remember I don't know
if you've ever seen it? That movie? Uh, the Indian
in the Cupboard. Okay, Uh, the Indian in the cupboard.
There was a parakeet eat as a pet, and you know,
he kind of gave that a lot of love. But
once he put the Indian in the cupboard, he always
forgot about the para keep. But there was some interesting

(19:10):
twist which I won't tell you because you have to
see it if you haven't seen it, with the parakeet
and the Indian in the cupboard. Okay, all right? Was
that another one of your mid nineties favorites from a book.
Oh my god, the Indian. I don't think it was
a book. I just think it was. Was it a book, Yes,
it was an eighties book. I don't read. I don't
know how. But anyway, the other an Amelia's story, that's

(19:31):
that's just taken the world by storm. Today, the Newton.

Speaker 15 (19:34):
Kind of sheriff's office is investigating whether a neighbor violated
the law by keeping a missing pet and then demanding
money from the owner. This is the dog that disappeared
and attackt from her neighbor days later, claiming to have
the dog.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Cory James is live and coming to n Corey.

Speaker 15 (19:52):
The pet FBI says this is becoming a disturbing.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
What the pet? Is that true? Do they have a
pet f behind? You know what I have to that's
if that's true, dude, don't tell me that's a thing.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Is there a pet FBI? Yes, organization. No, there's not
called pet FBI, which stands for Pets Found by Internet.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Okay, all right, so it's not the app.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Ohization, it's not the actual cash buttel deal.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Okay, okay, all right, okay, I feel better, all right,
And Linda, here's the thing. Investigators here in Newton County.

Speaker 10 (20:28):
They were trying to determine if this case falls under
that trend.

Speaker 8 (20:31):
That's because the owner says she was sold to pay
two hundred dollars for her pet.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
That money requested from a neighbor right down the street.
So here's the thing is, I don't think the lady's
doing anything wrong, and frankly, I don't think she deserves
to be, you know, land based on the news, I
think the lady finders keepers, losers, weepers. I mean the dog.
Obviously you let it out. It didn't want to be
with you. Now it's with the neighbor. It's having a
good time getting belly robs, and you know you want

(20:55):
your dog back. I want one thousand bucks. Won't this
turn into a very awkward neighborly situation? Yeah, there are
four houses down. How often do you talk to the
person four apartments away from you? All Right, But here's
the deal.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
At the end of the day, can't I just call
the police and say they found my dog and they
have it, Like you're in possession of something that's mine.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Well, theoretically maybe, but I guess possession is nine tenths
of the law. So the police would say, well, why'd
you let it out? And you'll say it was an accident.
But here's the thing. They had this dog, you know,
chained up outside so you get some fresh air and
exercise and whatnot. Dog pulled the little thing in a
jig out of the grass on its way to the

(21:37):
neighbor's house. And you know, one two scadoo, I need
a grand or this is my dog. Yeah, well it's
interested a couple hundred bucks here. So if that's the see,
that's the starting I guarantee you it's going to go up.
It needs to go up, all right.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
If you're in that that dire need of two hundred dollars, okay,
then then guess what. So this is what I'll do.
I'll give you the two hundred bucks, and then on
Saturdyday night at two in the morning, I'm slashing every
one of your tires and that will cost two hundred dollars.
So we will break this puppy even, okay.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Break it even, that's all right, it's good even.

Speaker 12 (22:10):
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Speaker 1 (22:21):
It is one of five nine a Mountain, Nasville's classic
graph the Rizzo and a Jeff Show and Jeff before
we get to our one of our favorite people. Uh,
there are times that we make mistakes, and I absolutely
can admit when I'm wrong. We were so caught up

(22:44):
in just the discussion about pets and things like that
that we didn't even think about the one thing, Jeff,
that could have resolved all this. What do they do?
How do youse it? What happens with your neighbor? Tape
your dog for two hundred bucks? There's only one place
to go. Yeah, yeah, if you missed the story, that's
what it was like. You know, a lady's dog had

(23:04):
got out. The neighbor found it and said, look, if
you want your dog back, you got to give me
two hundred bucks. Yeah, and there's only one place where
you can go and feel like you got justice.

Speaker 20 (23:16):
Eight year across the country there are thousands of pet disputes,
those who want their cases tried by the best. No,
there's only one man they can turn to, and he
is thirsty for.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Justice.

Speaker 21 (23:31):
Me go.

Speaker 18 (23:33):
Like it?

Speaker 4 (23:38):
Are you slinging fake monkeys.

Speaker 18 (23:41):
I was just.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh, man, that makes chense No. Gary Busey, Yeah, Gary Busey,
pet judge. And I didn't even think about you know
what made me? Johnny has some words of wisdom, Johnny,
what's up? Man?

Speaker 3 (24:04):
It was going on, boys kind of kind of frog
get out there. I got the old Faull lights going
up through Yonder today. Oh, I'm gonna be pretty. It
is pretty though.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, it's gonna be a real nice day today. I
loving this weather. Isn't this just fat guy weather?

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Great?

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Oh man, them rolls are just feeling so cool? Man,
are feeling cool?

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Bro's you are?

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Man?

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Are they feeling Are they feeling good? I was tired
of the chase.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Another twenty it's another twenty down there.

Speaker 22 (24:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
I do, I do boys.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Yeah, so you know, so you know if somebody took
my dog over, took my cat, or it ran over
just by accident, you know, sometimes that happens. They get
out of the fence or you let them out to
go take a dump in the neighbor's yard, and the
neighbor grabs it. You know, it happens. They get them
and then they want to be kind of tough. Well,

(24:56):
I just knock on the door very lightly. And if
they say, if you want dog is two hundred, and
I'll say, well, I'm just gonna be straight with your
dental bill is gonna be more.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Now I like it, Johnny. So you're talking about using
that that testosterone that emanates from your pores.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Oh, you're talking about breaking you know, knee caps and
stuff pretty quick because yeah, your dogs, they says, your
best friend, man's best friend. I reckon.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Well, well, Johnny, I said, I said, all right, I'll
give you the two hundred dollars dollars, but all four
of your tires are gonna be flat when you wake
up Monday morning for work. So guess what you're gonna
be paying a little more.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
So Yeah, and you're not gonna know how to happen
because the valve stems coming out and the uh little
covers going back on. You'll never figure it out.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
That's right out.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
You're damn right, no fix a flat for this one.
You're going down hard trip.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
A triple A would be even scratching her head.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
On that.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
The valve. Oh my god. Well, hey, listen, you have
a good weekend.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Okay, man, some money talks.

Speaker 21 (26:01):
Here.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Somebody's driving the name Cadillac station Wagon right here. Slow down?
Who are these people? Wait a minute? Look yeah, oh
it's no how tag. Oh yeah coming, let me get him.
Yeah I just pushed him out of the boy. Okay, listen, boys,
don't have a good day.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Now, keep with your road rate. The leaves are changing,
foreigners are coming. They are coming there, so anyway, you know, listen, Jeff,
I've what is what is happening? I don't even all right,
so listen, this is something that I just wanted to,
you know, get your opinion on. We're all into different
things when it comes to how do I say this

(26:45):
making Woolfee not Goldberg. That'd be a lot of a
lot of material. That's a lot of material. But uh,
you know, when you want to have adult time, you know,
it's it's something that you know, everyone has their own things.
Some people like uh, you know, hair pulls. Some people

(27:06):
like tickling, tickling, Some people like you worked at a thing,
people like clowns. Yeah. Yeah, people do like a lot
of weird, weird things. Yes, they do. When you told
me that there was people who used to rent clown
adult videos. I didn't believe it they were they did.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
I swear to God that I'm not making it up
just to be a silly guy on the radio people.
And we had them, now, mind you, a limited supply,
but we had clown adult videos that people would how many.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Would you say, we're in your rep its? Were fifteen
fifteen clown videos? Do they dresses clowns the whole time?
What do you? Of course that's the whole get up, dude.
Is it like silly they'll do like when they're when
they're like you know, in the act. Yep, yep? Does it?

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
I actually want to see that.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Well, you know what you got the world Wide Web?
I do got the when when you didn't? You know,
you have to get the VHS and DVD. Then now
you can look up anything, all right, So make that
your weekend planned next to the Charlie Sheen stuff, all right,
next to that? All right, that'll be good. All right,
So here we go, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I wanted to, you know, just kind of tell you,
speaking of what people are into, how would you react
in this.

Speaker 23 (28:19):
I've just been discharged from hospital and I was admitted
and well with sepsis of unknown cause, but there were
some complications of my hospital treatment and I lost both
of my legs below the knees.

Speaker 10 (28:38):
This forty nine year old vascular surgeon was once named
the bravest in Britain after he had to amputate both
of his legs. But now Neil Hopper, who performed hundreds
of amputation operations of his own, has pleaded guilty to
two fraud charges.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Now what in the world could that be? So he
lost both of his legs, poor guy, and it's like,
you know, he's a doctor of vascular surgeon, he's doing
great work, and then they're hating on this guy. Yeah,
and I don't know why.

Speaker 10 (29:08):
After he told insurers that his legs needed to be
removed because of sepsis, not because of his self inflicted injury.
According to reports from inside the courtroom, Hopper actually froze
his own legs with ice and dry ice to ensure
his legs would be removed. In insurance claims totally more
than six hundred and twenty five thousand dollars. A friend
of Hopper allegedly told him to milk the payout. The

(29:31):
now former surgeon spent some of the money on a
thirty thousand dollars camper van and three hundred and forty
thousand dollars on home improvements and a hot tub. According
to testimony laid out against Hopper and court, the surgeon
wanted his legs to be chopped off because of an
obsession with removing parts of his own body and a
sexual interest in doing so. In a disturbing twist of

(29:52):
the story.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
They what hold on on this is his fetish removing
his own body hard.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Did you guys have those videos? I don't think so.

Speaker 10 (30:00):
No, wait wait, because of an obsession with removing parts
of his own body and a sexual interest in doing so.
In a disturbing twist of the story, the Welsh surgeon
also admitted to possessing extreme pornography. Investigators found that between
twenty eighteen and twenty twenty, Happer bought three videos from
a now defunct web page called The Unuch Maker.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
What I you know? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
So wait, what is exciting to this man is removing
body part. So that's what he did. So he removed
his well he did? I think he this as a surgeon,
this was one of the things that he specialized in. Well,
you know, if you need an amputation for whatever reason,
you got in a banned car accident, whatever it may be,
your diabetic, you lose your feet. So he had to,

(30:47):
you know, do these things, and I guess for some
reason he found some sick pleasure in doing it, and
then he wound up doing it to himself. Then when
he did it to himself, he lied to the insurance company, okay,
saying that it was because of to get the money,
to get money, and then we came to found out
that they came to find out that that wasn't the case.
It was all because he was just a sicko that

(31:10):
had an obsession with taking off his own body parts
to have a good time.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
But how do you have a good time? Do you
watch yourself while as you cut off your philangies?

Speaker 2 (31:19):
I guess so he like froze him to to basic,
to the point where they couldn't be used anymore. So
I guess it, you know. So it's basic horrible frostbite
where they had to come off, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
And that's all for so basically what gratifica. So he
can't get to the train station without amputating or cutting
off a part of his body.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
And as the leg was coming off, the chew chew
was happening, my friend.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
So the chew was happening. So basically, he's only got
a limited number of times he can do it because
you only have so many body parts? Correct? Does that
also include, like, you know, to give yourself like a
bypass or something.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
I got to tell you, there's only so many body
parts to cut off before there's nothing left.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Power, will Razone Jeff make you live this morning?

Speaker 12 (32:07):
Well, listen, it's a fifty to fifty shot, right, it's
a yes or a no.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
I like those odds. All right, it's a yes orn L.

Speaker 12 (32:14):
We'll be right back, Razione Jeff one O five nine
the mount Agules Claza Rock. It's time for the quarterstone
of the Razone Jeff Show. We're talking about the JNN news, views,
opinion and discussion of everything happening here in the A
two eight and around the world.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
It's time for the JNS.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
All right, the latest when it comes to the awful,
horrendous killing that we all have seen. I'm sure on
x video TikTok has taken they might have already, but
they're pulling the video of Charlie Kirk when he was assassinated,
and they the images were released yesterday. Who they believe

(32:54):
is the person responsible for it and what there They
believe that the guy that did it, and there's a
video of him get jumping off the roof, going through
a neighborhood. They have picture of him coming up some stairs,
they think, and there was no cell phone or anything
of that nature, because of course, trying to cover up
your tracks. But they think that this guy was casing

(33:14):
the place for about you know, twelve to fourteen days,
really preparing on it. So they're going back through all
of like the phone records of everybody that was there,
and they're gonna see if they can, you know, kind
of pinpoint this person and what they did. But the
governor of Utah says that more than seven thousand tips
have been submitted, they have done nearly two hundred interviews,

(33:37):
and it will be really only a matter of time,
if not today, you know.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
What, Jeff, if the fact that you were able, and again,
political assassinations are very rare, but we are in a
time and this is what it makes me say, this
is why this show is about fun, stupid crap, you
know why, Because it's just everybody's so angry. Take get
down a notch man shooting it at the president, you know,

(34:04):
shooting at this guy, you know, burning stuff, cities down.
It's like, just calm man.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Remember the guy in Minnesota about two months ago went
to with that crazy mask mask went to the people's
house and telling people. So it's all kind of craziness happening.
But I think if you follow along on x I
saw the video there, not just the video itself, but
I think that you know, the Twitter verse has really
kind of pinpointed and figured out who this guy was.

(34:31):
But you just never know, you can't tell to you know,
putting stuff out there like that. But you know with
all those interviews, uh, you know, they you know, they
got palm prints, they got different things. So eventually they're
gonna find Now where this person is currently at the moment,
who knows, who knows where this person has made it
to at this point, but we will we will find out,

(34:52):
I think surely easy. If not by the end of today,
by the weekend, there's gonna be a cat And if
there's not Rizzo, then we got a real problem happening.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Well.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
But see that's the thing, this this guy had so
much of a head start until because they thought it
was two other people at first, and it was like
oh yeah, so then it's like you give this guy,
let's just say, uh, you know, three four hours to
get a head start on you. And he's a timey
little man. He might go live in the woods like
Ted Kazinski. Nobody knew where he was at. No, he
was just in this little you know, broke down shack

(35:23):
in the woods. So yeah, yeah, Theodor Kazenski. It's time
for the course Jeff Show.

Speaker 12 (35:29):
We're talking about the j NN news, views, opinion and
discussion of everything happening here in the eight two eight
and around the world.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
It's time for the j NN.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
All right, So you know the Detroit Tigers. We spent
some time in Detroit Rizzo.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Oh yes we did, and uh I have a little
old morning show.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Yeah, and I'll tell you what they're they're a really
good team this year and uh, it's a really cool
place to actually play when you're doing well.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Yeah, and they really enjoy their sports there and they
you know, they have like eighty four wins, so they
got a big lead in the American League. I think
it's in the central in their division itself. So they're good.
So they're eight and a half games, they're gonna be set.
So I'm sure everybody is celebrating early, having a good time.
But when you celebrate it a little too much, and

(36:16):
your executives within the organization, you need to watch where
you put your hands in what you do.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah, I mean, you just can't go throwing hands all
willy nilly when you're making two million dollars a year, man,
I mean two million dollars. Those are some precious hands. Yeah,
and you just can't be putting them on things. Put
them in a hypermarrack. I don't care. Just don't be
touching people. Man, Team to yourself, play with yourself. Eight
men pocket tennis.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Eight men associated with the Tigers organization are accused of
misconduct against women in the workplace. You know, all kinds
of you know, different things that you could really think
of probably went on there, but eight of them.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
So it was like, what did we are?

Speaker 2 (36:55):
We hide five in each other as things go on
here when it comes to it, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Yeah, well the thing is too Jeff, the uh no,
I don't know if they're high fiving but I'm just
I'm just picturing that. Thank you. That was an interesting
Uh yeah, no, I don't think they're high fiving. But
I will say this, when I heard this news story,
it was it was a little flabberg ascent. Oh sorry,
sorry about that. Went went there? Uh see, little little freezing.

Speaker 24 (37:24):
Tickets keep piling up for one local.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
All right, look look it's froz. I'm moving over to
the other computer here. I I apologize yourself.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Popped up about this, Pat bennettar you know, you know,
behind the scenes news and we got to focus on
what's in front of us.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
I'm sorry, Okay, I didn't mean to do that. All right,
So Detroit, here, there we go, let's do here we go.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
Up.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
We got a smile, heard.

Speaker 25 (37:52):
The Detroit tire in hot water after a new report
outlines allegations of misconduct and harassments of women several high
level men within the organization.

Speaker 26 (38:03):
The Athletic published that investigation this morning. Now the Tigers
franchise is responding. All Rachel Hopmeyer joins us live in
studio with what's in that report?

Speaker 27 (38:13):
Rachel here, rachelle A bombshell investigative report by the Athletic
drop this Morning, detailing how eight men associated with the
Detroit Tigers organization have been accused of misconduct against women
in the workplace since twenty twenty three. The accusations ranged
from one vice president allegedly pushing a woman down a
flight of stairs.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
What wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait,
that's not Vice president Jael all right, knocking somebody down there.
You're a lady down the stairs. I don't know why
you would do that. Would you say, I don't like
the work you did today? Yeah? Wow, okay, all.

Speaker 27 (38:49):
Right, So that and another vice president allegedly discussing if
certain women were considered attractive enough to be successful in
the sports industry for the athletic Six of those eight
men and have since left the organization by being fired, resigning,
or not having their contracts renewed, and three of those
six came between November twenty twenty four and May twenty

(39:10):
twenty five.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
I got to be honest with you, it just seems
like absolute non set out.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
What a horrendous place to have to work in. You know,
you go into work and you're trying to set up
dollar dog day and you get shoved down the steps.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Yeah, you know, and by the way, Dollar Dog Day
was like a great idea that that lady thought of
to bring back. But you know what happened. They used
to get the uh, you know, the real Frankfurters, and unfortunately, Jeff,
you know what happened. She went cheap, she went, she
didn't get Kirklands. You know what she did. They went,
They barresked them, They they bar asked them. Yeah, bar

(39:47):
asked people. Yeah, no, I know absolutely. Hello. Who's this?

Speaker 20 (39:54):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (39:54):
This is Melvin?

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Melvin, you're what's up? What's up? Melvin? You cleared your throat?
What do you got?

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Hey? Gentlemen? Y'all, y'all are always asking us questions. I
got a question. Which one of y'all like Mexicans food
the very best? Which one has.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
To be because I don't I don't really eat it
that much.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Yeah, come, I got your joke, but I've been saving
this one for Friday.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
All right, don't give us a Mexican joke.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (40:25):
What happens if you make a pepper mad? Like a
bell pepper? What happens if you make them mad?

Speaker 1 (40:31):
You tell them? You tell us. I can't think of
pepper language.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
So go ahead, he gets haul up in your face.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Got the hell out of here, Melvin, that deserves to
hang up. I hung up on that guy. Oh my
heavens by okay and quickly, uh Costco. Guess what possibly
coming up?

Speaker 2 (40:53):
We'll see, we'll see if it's uh, you know, they
put in uh the you know, the potential construction of
it happening at the inca can it was submitted to
the city, then we're going to see if the city
planners and it gets developed or not. So we're waiting
on that, but it's all been submitted. Public records show that, oh,
the application is there. So they accepted an application on

(41:14):
the ninth and the development for one hundred and sixty
thousand square foot Costco that has thirty two pumps, tire center,
all of it. A big boy. Looks like it's coming
to town. Arizo Kirkland for you.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Man, and you know what, you stick with your Sam's.
I'll go have that Kirkland foot long and a ten
dollars piz So that's twenty inches. Well, the pizza is
only eight bucks over there at the Samme. It's not
the same. They don't give you twenty inches, you get
fourteen oh six inches short and six inches a lot
of inches. Well a pizza you just can't wait for.
The long Metz.

Speaker 12 (41:50):
Barzilon and Jeff show has often been called the best
radio show in the AID to eight by themselves. So
if you want to keep listening to the best radio
show and all of that feel according to Rizzo and Jeff,
keep listening to the Rizzo and Jeff Show on one
oh five nine to Mount Azuel's classograph.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
It is and Jeff for our good friends at Baba Vom,
whether it be Mitra who really runs a beautiful boutique.
And when we say a boutique, we really mean that.
It is not, you know, an adult store that you
drive by, and yeah, am I going to go in

(42:26):
there and come out with something?

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Right?

Speaker 21 (42:28):
Right?

Speaker 1 (42:28):
You know, this is a welcoming environment for all kinds
of people and all kinds of every kind of interest.
And uh, right there fifty seven Broadway, Jeff and Amitra
or one of her fine ladies is there to treat you.

Speaker 22 (42:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Look, voted Best of Ashville over and over and over
and over again. And that's for a reason, okay, And
that's because they do so many amazing things. And one
of those amazing things that they're doing. Is the weekend
is a pot us. Yes, all right, fellas, you know
that you're watching football all day Sunday.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
You've got to take care of the lady on Friday
and Saturday. And how do you do that?

Speaker 2 (43:07):
You roll into fifty seven Broadway, You go right up
to the desk and you say, hey, I heard about
you guys on the raize on Jeff Show. And guess
what you get yourself a free set of lingerie.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
And it's they're gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Oh, they're gorgeous. Weather's right, Lingerie's right. All right, take
care of things, fellas when you know you're cooped up
all day Sunday in front of the TV.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
But you can do that in Bava Boom.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Then while you're there, you shop for so many different things,
all right, from the lingerie, from the toys. You can
go downstairs the downstairs as we call it, and shop
as well. You can shop together with your partner, or
you can shop with one of the you know, so
well gifted and smart people that they have there that
they're gonna teach you about every product that they have.

(43:50):
You're gonna learn a lot at VavaVoom.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
That's right, So fifty seven Broadway is, Jeff said, the
easiest way to find them is to either go there
fifty seven Broadway, put the actions in if you're unfamiliar,
right there and downtown Nashville, or google them. That would
be vavoom v A v A V O o oh
and that's three Ozero's in voom v A v A

(44:14):
v O o o m because we could all use
that extra Mitchell's clais agrogy Rizzo and Jeff Show. And
if you're just tuning in, I said that I wanted
to talk about a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad
day and uh, well, at least for one man, Jeff.
It was just announced that the murderer of Charlie Kirkle

(44:38):
was captured. I think he was turned in by a
family member or something.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Yeah, the President on Fox and Friends just a little
bit ago announced that they have captured him. His father
turned him in. Does he just have a number to
the studio of Fox and Friends. No, he's in there
at the He's in New York because he was at
the Yankees game last night, so he's in New York
hanging out.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
So he's on set live and so yeah, so building
has to be like, they have to have the army outside.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
So the President has announced that they have caught the
man who assassinated Charlie Kirk and as the details come out,
we'll have more about it coming up nine o'clock in
the jn N.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Okay, absolutely, and now it's up to you, Jeff, because
you know, I know that that's a you know, a
lot of people were upset about it. You know, he
was a political figure, no matter what your politics are.
I don't think anyone should kill anyone, no matter what.
But uh, there is some really big news in Asheville.

(45:34):
Yeah this could be, would you. I don't think any bigger. Yeah, yeah,
this is the biggest show that has ever come. There's
a huge Okay, let's just call it what it is.
There's a huge television show that is mega.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
That a mega television show that is currently as we speak,
and maybe one of the crews listening, and you know
who you are as we speak, filming in Asheville. Right now,
we have the inside scoop because you know we're the
Ashville Insider. Let's hey, we get everything all right, all right?
Then on top of everything that you can tell right now.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
That's it. On top of it all.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
So coming up, we'll tell you what that show is,
and it's going to blow your mind. You're not gonna
believe this, it's I I you know, maybe it makes sense. Yeah,
I think it kind of makes sense to come here.
Would It's just it's so huge.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Yeah, it's just this is this would he would only
he'd have to have present presidential security secrets aero type
coming here? I mean, I mean the og guy definitely. Okay,
I'll tell you what it is. Asheville's Clays, the Rock,
the Rizzo and Jeff Show and Jeff uh coming up,

(46:51):
we have you know, some really exciting, uh you know, tidbits.
I'm gonna start off with the first one. I got
really really excited when I heard this news story. Now
it's just a news story, except this woman is in
love with and hangs pictures of generally is quote. You'll

(47:17):
hear her say love sick toward her car, and I
would love people to guess which kind of car it
is based on what she says.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Yeah, and look, if you could guess what kind of
car that a you know, a older woman, you know,
maybe fifties, sixties. I don't want to say that's older,
but a woman in her fifties sixties would be obsessed
about that. She gets so love sick that to the
point where she gets a vanity plate that says love
sick on it because she loves the car so much.

(47:52):
And look, Rise, I say, we play a game.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Yeah, you know what. We don't usually play a game,
but when we do, it's a real silly game. And
I agree with you here, Jeff, because I think we
have one more pair of tickets to Judas Priest and
Alice Cooper. Shout out to Alice Cooper gave us a
nice little shout out. Final pair, final pair pair, And

(48:17):
so if you would like to get in, or you've
been trying to get in, give us a call. Eight
two eight two four to Zho one oh five nine.
But I want you to listen to the conversation first,
because it really begins to take a really wild turn.

Speaker 24 (48:31):
Tickets keep piling up for one local woman, but it
starts out as a ticket that aren't even hers. It's
all because of her personalized license plates and no ony
ones being sold just like hers on your sides. Christine
Lazarre joining us now to explain how this all unfolded, Christine,
this is certainly a wild one.

Speaker 28 (48:50):
Well, this is really born out of the fact that
now we have so many cameras that are handing out
tickets for running red lights or for not being on
the you know, being on the toll roads, and those
cameras they can make some mistakes. So since May, she's
received fifteen red light and tol road violations after a
nationwide retailer started selling novelty plates online that just so

(49:10):
happened to have the same letters that she's had on
her personalized plate for more than two decades.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Now, just so we're clear, that's what it's supposed to
be about. Now, this woman is speaking, and I want
you to listen to this all right, here we go.

Speaker 21 (49:25):
He has a custom paint job.

Speaker 28 (49:27):
To say that Susie Keefer loves her car is an understatement.

Speaker 6 (49:30):
I pinned a picture of it on my bulletin board.
Oh my god, for probably two years.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Okay, So she starts off by saying, I have pinned
a picture of my car, you know, buy my desk
because I love it so much. And she she just
can't she can't stop thinking about it. Yeah. No, I
want you to listen carefully, after she makes this statement, Okay,
she's going to say, you know, give kind of what

(50:01):
clues to what kind of car it is? But I
beeped it? What kind of car is it? So this
lady the newswoman's talking about a journalistic thing.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Yeah, look, you got to think of a car that
a woman like her would be love sick over. What
do you love sick over? I mean, do you love
sick Let's just say it's not this, But would it
be a Mazarati? You would love sick over a Maserati?

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Right? Maybe like a quadrupe er. Yeah, I've always wanted
to get another one of them.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay, Well you could just be sick
about it because it ain't happening, but that's true.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
So anyway, what car is worth this much love?

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Hmm?

Speaker 21 (50:43):
Has a custom paint job.

Speaker 28 (50:45):

Speaker 6 (50:48):
I pinned a picture of it on my bulletin board
for probably two years before it was coming out.

Speaker 21 (50:57):
I'm from Detroit, I.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Was out, I'm from Detroit. It's a beat.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
So she pinned a picture of it, really wanted to
have it. What car is it that she's so loves
sick over.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
She she's love sick She looks at it multiple times
a day. Here is here it is one more time,
as she finishes her sentence two.

Speaker 6 (51:18):
Years before it was coming out, I'm from Detroit.

Speaker 21 (51:22):
I was love sick for.

Speaker 28 (51:23):
It, and so what better to put on her vanity
plate than the phrase love sick I.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
May think about it. So eight to eight two four
oh one oh five nine. That's eight to eight two
four oh one oh five nine. Let's go to the phone.
See Terry, Terry, what's up, Terry?

Speaker 22 (51:43):
Long time, no talk to gentlemen?

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Yeah, yeah, what's up man?

Speaker 22 (51:48):
Everything's going good. I gotta work on the truck today.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
That's all right, Yeah, that's okay. Are you love sick
over the truck or what?

Speaker 4 (51:56):
No?

Speaker 22 (51:57):
No, I got electric motorcycle. Mom pretty fanatical about though.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
All right, what what car do you think? This woman's
love sick over?

Speaker 1 (52:05):
By the way, now, I was.

Speaker 22 (52:07):
Gonna start off with, well, the love bug. I might
go to a PT cruiser, Go with a punch bug
or a PT cruiser.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Well, you gotta pick, you gotta pick one of them.

Speaker 22 (52:21):
I'm gonna go with the love bug, the punch.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Bug, ah, the v the v W bug.

Speaker 22 (52:27):
Yes, yes, you.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Know what that's That is a great guess you're you're
pretty close. Hang on now we'll get your information. Uh,
let's go to Jeff. Who do we we have? Jeff
right here? Jeff right here? Tee Jeff, Hey, Jeff.

Speaker 18 (52:44):
Hey, how you doing? Gentlemen?

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Go birds?

Speaker 1 (52:47):
You gotta baby, what's up?

Speaker 18 (52:50):
Hey? Yeah, moment you said Detroit, I just looked one
way and that's a must take.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Yeah, makes sense, you know, and and you would be
love sick overnight sleek mustang huh.

Speaker 21 (53:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
In my younger days, you know, I like the older ones,
you know, I.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Like the sixty five one. Yeah, the best one.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
First when they were made, you got it. You got
to see the new ones that they have at Asheville Ford.
I gotta tell you, brother, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
They redesigned them. I liked the design the nineties, didn't
like them in the two thousands. And then let me
tell you something. They are sleek. They look like maseratis.
Now it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Yeah, I like mine myself.

Speaker 18 (53:27):
I like the old sixty seven coop.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Yeah, sixty seven Coop's nice.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Yeah, as well as the sixty six coop or maybe
the sixty eleanor the fast back.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Yeah, look at that? Wow? You know you know your
so listen. I had a thing and hang on the
line there, I had a thing. I was at the
sixty five Cherry Red. I think it was the Fastbag
as well. What have you got doing? Three yere? Wait
at Nathaniel, Nathaniel, what do you think here? What is
this woman? Sick over? I'm thinking it's a Ford Focus.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
I to be honest with you, that's that's the party
gets sick over? You know what you are getting? Ever
so close? Hang on, man, you are qualified for those tickets? Here?
Who's on four? David? David? What do you got? David?
Volkswagen bug? Okay? Good, good, guess not it. We had

(54:21):
somebody say that already. Hello, who's this? What do you got?

Speaker 21 (54:25):
Hey?

Speaker 16 (54:25):
This is Cyannehne.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
What'd up? What do you think?

Speaker 26 (54:32):
I think it's some type of Chrysler.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Okay, Chrysler anyone in particular.

Speaker 14 (54:40):
Oh my gosh, maybe the Chrysler.

Speaker 25 (54:43):
I think it's a Chrysler three thousand.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
I could be wrong, three hundred.

Speaker 23 (54:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
It was when everybody wanted to Bentley and couldn't afford it,
they got Chrysler.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Hang on.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
That was a great listen. All right, listen, we're gonna
take a break. Let's do that, and then I want
you guys to think, all right A two four one
oh five nine. No one has gone it yet, but Jeff,
there is a woman who is literally love sick over
her automobile. Oh connected, oh excuse me, sorry, let's back
it up board. She kept a picture on her bulletin board.

(55:15):
Is an understatement.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
for probably two years before it was coming out.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
I'm from Detroit, I'm from Detroit. It's uh, it was
love sick for it.

Speaker 28 (55:30):
And so what better to put on her vanity plate
than the phrase love sick?

Speaker 1 (55:35):
So she's love loves over her car. She can't stop thinking, Yeah,
what could it be?

Speaker 12 (55:42):
Do you want to win Miss Sweet prize? Or well,
you know, say something you can't say over the air
to his own Jeff eight to eight two four oh
one oh five nine, shoot him a text right now.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
It's one oh five nine to Mount Ashle's Claiza Rock.

Speaker 16 (55:56):
This morning.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
It's Claiza Groc the Rizzo and a Jeff show and
ladies and gentlemen, if you are just tuning in. Jeff,
we have been trying to figure out or we've been
playing a little game, right, you know, we've been playing
a game here on one O five nine the Mountain,
Nashville's Clasa Rock. Actually half Raisoh, yes, we have been
playing a game. You know, you said, let's play a game.

(56:19):
You're the one who kind of introduced us to this game. Well,
here's what it is.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
A woman in Detroit is there's a story going out
that she has a license plate on a car that
she has been waiting years to get. The license plate
says love sick on it.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Now.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
The problem is is that I guess in other states
that people have this as well. And for some reason,
she's been getting you know, a toll violations, speeding tickets,
tickets coming to her house because her license plate for
some reason matches the license plate into other states. So
she's been getting tickets from other states. And we you know,

(56:58):
we played the news story about it, and we said,
what car could possibly a woman of a certain age
be so love sick over that she puts the picture
up on the bulletin board as she said, oh my
said at it until she could get it the picture
when she finally got it. She puts a love sick
license plate on the car, which has caused there nothing

(57:21):
but angst, by the way, So.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Yeah, well listen, for those of you just tuning in,
I will give you one more opportunity to listen, and
I want you to hear her passion. And then she says,
I'm from Detroit. It's a and then you'll figure it out.
There's like a sound of beep kind of thing. Here's
what she says. She's saying what.

Speaker 21 (57:39):
It is has a custom paint job.

Speaker 28 (57:41):

Speaker 6 (57:45):
for probably a two years before it was coming out.
I'm from Detroit. I was love sick for it.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
It's from Detroit. It's a beep. I was love sick
for it. And she rounds it out with.

Speaker 28 (58:04):
And so what better to put on her vanity plate
than the phrase love sick? How connected are you to
this license plate?

Speaker 6 (58:12):
First of all, I'm in love with love. It's part
of me. It just it's my life.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Wow. Wow, this is this is loving deep. This is
very deep. So here's the deal. All I need eight
to eight two four oh one oh five nine. Somebody
in the world has got to know what is going on, please,
otherwise we're gonna have to just tell you it is
one of five nine to Mount Nashville's classic Rockta Rizzo

(58:39):
and a Jeff Show. We had that sound. You heard
it again, and so we are going to see if
anyone can guess what it is. We've played it a
bunch of times. Come on for tickets to see Judas
Priest and of course the legendary Alice Cooper. Jeff, we
have Joe on one. Let's go Joe. He's been very

(59:01):
page to Joe. What's going on? My friend?

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Hey, goot, morning guys.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
How y'all doing? Joe? What kind of car do you
think it is?

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Thanking a Ford Thunderbird?

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Oh Thunderbird, man, that's it. That was a sweet whip back, man,
remember that when it was all metal in set and plastic.
I love those Oh yeah, they were great. They were great.
You know what not that is not it, but you're
getting closer. Hold on, Let's go to Carl. Carl, what
do you got here? My friend?

Speaker 18 (59:31):
Hey man, I just want to let you guys know
that you gotta still rock and with the anniversary Helen
coming up. Me and you guys are still kicking it.
The only thing I think think of it. I got
a woman friend that she used to have the same
feelings for a pacercer.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Wow, what a hunk of job. Yeah, man, and where
are you going?

Speaker 3 (59:55):
You know, I really loved I know that.

Speaker 18 (59:57):
I thought. Man, I remember that woman saying, how but
she loved her Pacer. I figure there has to be
a pay Well, I'll.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Tell you what.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
That the the big back window, the big back side
and back windows on the pacer that it used to be.
It was like the Yeah, it's like the the back
was like this big moon roof type of thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
You know, it was.

Speaker 18 (01:00:17):
There when you're driving.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Yes, that's it, that's it. Do me favor. Hang on,
you are qualified for those tickets. Let's go to our
good friend. Uh, Jay, what do you got, buddy?

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
I'll playing a smart car?

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
A smart car? Oh wow, se And you know what
you did there, Jay?

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
You thought the other side of the box I think
people need to do because you're thinking Detroit, You're thinking
four GM. Yeah, that's where you know people usually go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
But that doesn't make sense, Jeff, because who makes the
smart car. That's not a four GM thing? Is it
a smart car? I you know, I is it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Who the hell makes I don't know. I see the
smart cars and I'm thinking of myself. I wouldn't want one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
A lot. We're getting a lot in the text of
the PT cruise. Yeah that's one, right, yeah, all right,
I'm gonna run him down and if no one gets it,
we're gonna have to tell you. All right, Let's start
with our friend Dave. On one, Dave, what's up? Hey? Dave?

Speaker 18 (01:01:18):
Hey, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Like an old time you know what? They were awesome?
I love the old time Cadillact but not quite you
must have a beauty of a Cadillac. Yeah, long long ago,
nor Helene, we have another Dave? Another Dave? On to
what's up? Dave?

Speaker 21 (01:01:36):
Two?

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Good morning. I say it's gotta be a Ford escape.
Women love for stakes?

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Do they do?

Speaker 21 (01:01:43):
They do?

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
They?

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Really? Yes? They do?

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
They all got them where you look?

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
I did not know it's a grocery get it not, Dave.
But that was a good one, Loriie. On three? What's up?

Speaker 29 (01:02:00):
Bronco?

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
The old Ronco? Yeah, the new one or the oj one?

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
The new one?

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
You know what? They are nice, especially that powder blue
and not the right one though. Let's go to uh, Louis,
who's been holding Louis, thanks for your patience. What do
you got? I say, Dodge Magnum, A Dodge Magnum. Now
see that is a great car, right car? No, remember
that's that's it. That's more of a gentleman's car. Let's
do this. Uh, let's keep going ahead. Let's just hey,

(01:02:30):
who's ass? Go ahead? Oh boy, what do you got?

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
I'm gonna say one of the new camaros?

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Oh now see hoyt Okay, that's okay for the and
that's not it, but a good guess before I get
to the next call, remember this when you're calling and listening. Okay,
a woman has to love this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Car, right, and I guess a tie what people are doing.
I think you're here in Detroit and you're thinking it's
a Detroit car. Detroit car.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
All right? Maybe you go outside the box. Yeah we
do that. Okay, let's do that. And let's think about
I don't know, you get you get you know?

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Hey, look what is a woman like? Think about it?
Think of Ashville.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Think of Ashville, all right, think of all think all right,
who do we got here.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Hello, this is what's what do you got?

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Advance?

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
I was gonna guess that it was a anc javelin?

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
You know what. That's the first off, that's a great guest.
Second off, I don't know how many people know that car. Third,
that's not it. Okay, let's do this. Okay, why are
people pulling random cars? I haven't even heard.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Of a javelin? Well, it's I think that it's a
muscle car.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
So I said that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Maybe you're thinking, all right, did this woman want some
kind of muscle car from Detroit?

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
They're taking the whole Detroit thing. I'll do this for
you guys. Here it is if Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres,
Paula Puntone and Melissa Frow and we're all riding in
the riding in this awesome car. And Katie Lang was
in the trunk. Katie Lang was in the trunk. Here
they go, Katie Lang was in the trunk. Okay, what

(01:04:17):
would it be?

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
And hello, hey Conrad, what's up buddy?

Speaker 22 (01:04:24):
How you doing good?

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
What do you got?

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
Super out back?

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Do we give it to him? What do you think? Huh?
Do we give it to him? We might have to
we might have to this way.

Speaker 30 (01:04:37):
That what makes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
It's a supero that she's in love right love sick
over a suparo. Conrad. Wow, see all these people and Conrad,
you were thinking the right way. You were thinking, what
would what would Rizzio and Jeff find to have somebody
fall in love with? And there it is, there it is, Conrad,
hang love with her. That was great man, good good stuff. Conrad,

(01:05:02):
hi on, buddy, all right, you rock Listen. We gotta go.
We gotta tal them, we gotta take all the break.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
There we go. Now that people started getting it, we dropped.
We dropped allan Katie Lang Rosie O'Donnell. Uh did everyone
start getting.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
It for a minute?

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
We started dropping those names. Everyone knew yeap that right,
ladies and gentlemen, what we just told you? What's the
Soux crew?

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
Right?

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Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
See after terms much Yeah, Tom, it's one of five
nine in Mountinnsville. As clear as the Rock, rizm and
Jeff showed Jeff, I gotta be honest with you, man,
I don't know how we're even allowed to drive in
in Asheville right now. I mean, I'm surprised the roads
aren't closed, and surprised secret services and here it's crazy. Yeah, yeah,
if you're just suiting in.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
About a couple of minutes ago, two minutes ago, we
announced that there is a huge show that is currently
filming in town, and it kind of went under the radar,
and probably because the show is so huge that uh
nobody said anything, and uh so, yeah, we're.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Kind of hurt. I heard, are you hurt?

Speaker 21 (01:06:45):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
I would have kept it quiet, as you know, for
the sake of you know, people not going crazy about it.
But you know what, not now because if they told
us ahead of time, all right, I would have let
things slide, but this one not.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Yeah, and I'm really upset about it. Uh do we like,
do I do something like this where I go like
like that, or do I do it?

Speaker 29 (01:07:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
I think we could. We could just get to to
get Okay, here's the situe. All right, Fine, you're right, Jeff,
I just I'm I don't want to tell people because
I just want to surprise them. But you know what,
here's your Friday surprise ladies and gentlemen. Uh, this is
such a big deal. I'm gonna play for you the
clip that is actually happening as we speak. This gentleman
is I guess, you know, making a really big TV.

(01:07:29):
And I think he's in Swananoa and Black Mountain.

Speaker 11 (01:07:32):
Okay, this old house is in North Carolina right now,
just outside of Asheville. And you may recall on twenty
twenty four, Hurricane Helen made landfall in northern Florida, made
its way up north and ended up dropping twenty inches
of rain in this valley that caused the Swannanoa River.
It's about one hundred yards that way to flood rise

(01:07:53):
almost twenty feet and devastate this neighborhood here of Beacon,
the village, these houses, they were all built back in
the nineteen twenties. It was quirker housing originally a big
flanket factory next.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Door, A big blanket factory next door, Jeff, This Old House, Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Ashville is the first stop on season forty seven of
the acclaimed show at This Old House. Yeap, this Old House,
which premieres in two weeks. He's in forty seven, you know,
Asheville front and center here, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
And you know you think about it, and this Old
House has helped shape the public lexicon, international politics. And
it all started with a man who was gruff, tough
and had buff muscles.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Oh my god, the beard. Oh it's just Rizzo. I
mean a man.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Oh I know, I know it is a man as man.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
He is.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
He He makes Chuck Norris look like Dolly Parton.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Okay, and you know that's what he does. That's a
good comparison in this sense. Yes, I mean when you
think of a man. If I said, Rizzo, here's the deal.
I want you to come over tonight. And what for Jeff,
I got you know, paint brush, and I want you
to paint me a man.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Hating a man. We're gonna paint a man.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
From painting man on Friday, said my house Vila, Bob
Vila would be the man, would he not?

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Oh, it's there's no comparison. As a matter of fact,
Why don't you just take a listen and drink drink
this in drinking Villa.

Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
Hi, I'm Bob Villa today from Santa Barbara, where we're
trying to add a new bedroom in back to this.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Old house, and it's fighting us every step of the way.

Speaker 12 (01:09:50):
Outside what you see is merely chaos, but inside it's
becoming a real disaster, and our young homeowners are starting
the show signs of where.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
So stay tuned.

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
This old house is made possible by warehouse there, providers
of building materials, services and other products that help Americans
leave better at the same address.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Oh, oh my god, I gotta tell you. First off,
if Villa wasn't dead, and even if he is, I
know he is, why wouldn't they try to freeze his
body like Walt Disney and like when civilizagent figured out
how to reanimate revive a human being. Why wouldn't they

(01:10:35):
just do it. I mean, I just I'm just thinking
of Bob Vila and Swannaea. Oh god, he takes his
sweatshirt off. He's digging holes. He's just got a white
beater on and he's sweating, and he flips back his
black hair with that little gray in it. You know,
I gotta tell you. I thought I got to tell you.
I thought I gotta tell you. I thought Vila was gone.

(01:10:58):
Villa is alive, is a live? How's the hell old?
Is Bob Vila about to be eighty? Villa?

Speaker 29 (01:11:05):
So I'm a young man. We we premature, Arlie were
dominant dirt. We can't put Villa in the dirty alive?
What's he doing nowadays?

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Via news? I mean, it's got to tell you what
he's up to, right, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
I don't have a lot of Vila news, but I guess,
uh supposedly he's very active on his YouTube channel.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
So he's got the Vila YouTube channel where he does
little projects around the house. So Villa, I guess he's
a big YouTuber. Now he's a YouTuber. Oh boy, what
does the Villa YouTube channel look like? Does it have
like you know? I know he was the inventor of
the posterior stick. But does he have like, you know,
different like curtains and things that a man builds with

(01:11:55):
his manly madness. You know, I don't know. I'll have
to God, he's got he's got some you know, nice followers. Yeah,
he does a little interior design. He'll show you some
carpet fixtures and bathroom fish. Oh my god, so it is.
You know, it's a hodgepodge of Vila happening right there
on his uh on his YouTube.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Yeah, oh god, I mean does he does he still
is he? Does he let it go gray? Or does it?
Does he still die it?

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
It's you know what, Oh he's salt.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
And pepper, Oh my heaven. And I like it. Oh
my god, he's got a little pepper in there. Still.
I like a Villa salt and pepper. Yeah, all right,
Well you know what, uh, you know, from a couple.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Of positive news stories, they got to guy the shot
Kirk and that now we know that Villa is alive
and with us.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
I like it. Right, that's good and whatever. There's a
show film in here, but Bob Veil is alive, yes, right?

Speaker 12 (01:12:48):
And Jeff two men so insecure about themselves. They decided
to eat beef liver on camera. The month Blue Street
credit The eight to eight catch them doing whatever the
heck they do every morning six or ten am on
one of five.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
Nine the night in Mount Nashville's Classic rock there is
Oh and Jeff showing Jeff. They say something about this
man that I don't think is humanly possible. Okay, So
I want you to listen to it, and I want
you to tell me if you think this is real
or you think that, because I can't see this being
plausible other than this guy would have been dead long ago.

(01:13:21):
All Right, we're talking about a guy who alleges he
has not slept in over to you. I can't believe.
I don't believe.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
It is the biggest crock of crap I've ever heard.
And your body would give out right, something would have
to happen, yes, And uh so something tells me that
this guy is pulling a real troll job and the
news is falling for it, and good for him, I guess, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
I mean, here's the thing. I don't know if they
fell for it. He looks crap. Well, here's the thing.
He looks like crap. He looks half asleep. That's true,
and you know, it's just one of those things that
you know, we as a just listen to it. People
need to sleep one third of their lives. It's like

(01:14:08):
saying I haven't drank water in two years. It doesn't
make sense.

Speaker 32 (01:14:12):
Imagine going two nights without sleep, Exhaustion sets in, your body, aches,
and your mind feels clouded. Now imagine not sleeping for
two years. That's the terrifying reality of Oliver Elvis, a
man trapped in a waking nightmare that has baffled doctors
and destroyed his life. Oliver, a three two year old
train driver, was once the picture of strality. He had

(01:14:32):
a steady career, a home he was proud of, and
even a private pilot's license. But in late twenty twenty three,
everything changed. One night of unexpected insomnia spiraled into weeks,
then months, and now more than seven hundred days later,
Oliver has not slept a single moment. At first, he
brushed it off, hoping his sleeplessness was temporary, But as

(01:14:55):
the nights dragged on, his health began to unravel. His
eyes burned constantly, as if melting from his skull. His
muscles ached.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
With every I want you to hear the entire script and.

Speaker 32 (01:15:06):
The once sharp, focused train driver could no longer function?

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Doctor, how is that possible? Is there anyone? No, it's
not No, it's not okay. Then why would they like
this whole thing? He said he had proof all this stuff,
so a t A two four, one oh five nine. Listen,
if you think if this is remotely possible, maybe you're
a nurse or something like that, I would.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Love you would you would you would go into content
of decline. You you know your your body needs to rest,
so your body never rests, your organs never rest, your
immune system deteriorates.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Two years. There's just absolutely no way.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Uh, it has devastating consequences physically, mentally, everything You go
into completely insane. No way, there are two years and
this guy's operating high powered machine.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
I don't think he is anymore. That's the whole point.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Come on, what a kroc A crap? And they do
a full news story on this with this guy who
says claims for two years he hasn't slept. You haven't slept,
you haven't taken a nap. He hasn't taken a nap.
He hasn't slept. And if you look at him, you
can't because his eyelids are black. He looks like you say,
have a sleep. And he's gone into doctors and they've
tried doo sleeps and they've watched him for like, you know,

(01:16:24):
three or four days at a time, and he doesn't
go to bed. I don't know how it's possible though,
because thinking about it, I mean, first off, how do
you get into driving a train?

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Right? That that's weird, right right? You know that's bizarre.
So it's like, how do you get the driving train?
How do you get lying a private so you're flying
private planes? So he had a private private you know,
pilot's license. He was doing that. Well what I mean,
well he but he also started out doing trains and
it was playing It's like, how do you give so anyway,

(01:16:52):
he's in the hospital, they say he's dying. My question is,
couldn't you get a sedative medication? And then I fought
back to the strongest sedative medication, Yeah, Michael Jackson's milky
aka propofile, And I'm like, why can't they give this
guy a propofole? All right? That's you know, that's what
I was going to signure me.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
I had two people in mind that could really help
him out here Michael Jackson or Michael Jackson. Right, you
follow a long con doctor Conrad Murray. He's out of jail. Yeah,
and boy, oh boy, did he know how to put
the King of pop it's a nap time.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Doctor Conrad Murray is an expert. Number two.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
There's only one better person, number two that could really
help you out still with us. Can't see much, but
could probably help jail out of jail. And you could
just probably have a happy hour with him and you'd
sleep like a baby. Ends with Cosby, starts with Bill
or William. And if you hung out with Bill Cosby
just for a little bit, I'll tell you what. You'd

(01:17:50):
be sleeping like a baby.

Speaker 22 (01:17:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Now what happens during that not a problem. But guess what,
you have to sacrifice some things for a good nap Okay, you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Know out chase Throughrizone, Jeff shows love.

Speaker 12 (01:18:03):
It may not be the exact reasons for why you
like one of five nine in the Mountain, but Rizon
Jeff shows on. You might as well leave it there, right,
it's one of five nine of the Mountain Nasals.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Claza grond nine The mount Naturalist Clasagron, The Rizzo and
a Jeff Show, and uh yeah, that's probably a good
way to put it there, Jeff a real life beats
and butt head on the Rizo and Jeff Show. I
have to be I don't know how this is impossible,
why you would even do this? I mean, I understand that,
you know, if you're a police officer or something and

(01:18:31):
god forbid, you know, somebody tries to shoot it, you
kill you whatever that's supposed to protect you. But I
wouldn't be taking kevlarm, putting it on my head and
my body and taken shots from a gun at close range.

Speaker 22 (01:18:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
You know, Look, you and I have done some crazy things.
I've done many stupid things. I together have done some
some goofy things as well. But I know, I don't
think that we ever looked at each other one time
in a high or drunk state. And we've been in
those yeah where we've said, hey, what's up bro?

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
You Jeff? What do you think? Man?

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
Hey, let's get to take this kevlar helmet all right, now,
you wear it. I'm gonna shoot you at the nine
milimeter okay, because it's supposed to be bulletproof. You shoot
me back. Yeah, and we just keep going, keep coming
back and forth. Now this is not a Russian roulette game.
We're actually going to fire the bullets. Yeah, we're firing
the bullets right right into each other's head.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
What could go wrong? And I anything?

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Really And by the way, I gotta tell you if
that's happening. We purchased the good stuff for Rizzo. Oh okay,
thanks guy, and he took care of me.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Yeah. I was paying free. We're paying free. We won't
even know we're dead, all right. So here is the
story about it. And it took me a little bit
to understand exactly what they were doing. But listen to this.

Speaker 33 (01:19:48):
This next story hard to believe. The man is in
custody tonight, accused of shooting and killing his friend as
both men took turns shooting at each other while wearing
a kevlar helmet. Sean O'Donnell was arrested today in charge
with murder in the death of Aaron Prout. The shooting
happening at O'Donnell's home in Spring on August seventeenth. Sheriff

(01:20:09):
says the incident initially came in as a suicide call,
but investigators say that story did not add up, which
led to the murder charge.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
First off, this is how dumb this kid is. They
each put on and no offense. I feel really bad
at the kid's dad. He was probably a nice young
whipper snapper. But if I think so, I do. I
think he was a nice whipper snapper because he didn't
have much going on upstairs.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
Well, that's obviously the case in neither of them. Actually, Well,
here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
I want you to imagine a kevlar helmet, all right,
and in what world and at what time and for
what reason would you say, please, point a nine millimeter
or a three point fifty seven slug at my head,
pull the trigger and I'm just gonna take it and

(01:21:03):
fall backwards. And it worked like well four times, and
then the fifth time happened to pierce the helmet Jeff
and go right through his brain and into his lungs
and killed him instantaneously.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
Here's the deal with a kevlar helmet. There's you know,
there's things that are bullet resistant but not bullet proof,
do you know what I mean? So it can stop
you know, like handgun bullets, like shrapnel, things of that nature.
But if you know, if you're in close range, you know,
and you're trying this over and over and over again,

(01:21:36):
eventually the odds aren't in your favor.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
Well, my question, why would you even attempt something? Well, what.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
If it was a little handgun it's supposed to siy?
Did they say the gun or you know the power
of the gun. I mean, I'm not too equipped on
a kevlar helmet. Maybe somebody online one that's calling is,
but I'm not not too equipped about it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
I thought it was a three fifty seven.

Speaker 16 (01:21:58):
Hello, Hey, this is Janet.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
Janet was up you know about kevlar helmets.

Speaker 16 (01:22:05):
Guy, No, but these guys are up there with the
guys that put the fireworks on their head. Yeah yeah,
and they don't understand that the propulsion was.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Yeah, you know, it's crazy, jan that that was something.
There's also people. Uh he actually was an NFL player,
I for he played for the Giants. He held an
M eighty in his hand and lost his fingers. Yeah
I remember that. Yeah, I saw that. That was crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:22:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
I mean, you know, I get boys being boys, but
these are like grown men, grown men.

Speaker 16 (01:22:40):
What's the old saying? Play stupid games? Get stupid prizes.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Yeah, and that one, God's quite a price. I mean,
what would you do if you walked in and you
saw two men? Uh that that well, I guess eighteen
ninet years so basically two kids that were shooting each
other in the head with ay and a three fifty seven.

Speaker 16 (01:23:03):
I'd probably take the gun and shoot him in the foot.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Yeah that.

Speaker 16 (01:23:08):
Sanity. Yeah, I walked in on I didn't know. I
grabbed the gun and shut them in their.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
Big You know what's funny. I don't think any judge
jury would convict you if you said, listen, I walked
in and saw them shooting each other in the head.
I think they would actually quit you. I don't. I
don't think you'd get in trouble. Well, he is.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
They're charging him with murder. If they were in Asheville,
they must have been shopping at one am on Friday
for that real good top avenue stuff, top notch tunnel
road stuff, right, yeah, top notch.

Speaker 16 (01:23:34):
Tunnel, old bus station crapah yeah, bus station.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Oh yeah, wow, Janet, that thank you so much for
weighing in. I did. I forgot about the old bus station.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Huh yeah, all right here, Janet, you got.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Oh you two. You gotta call more though, okay, we
love you. The thing is, Jeff, I just kind of
wanted to bring that to your to your attention. I
just wanted to see if anyone out there listening, uh
maybe owns. I'm sure many of you do a firearm.
And if you if I said that, you excuse me?

(01:24:15):
Can I borrow your three fifty seven? I want to
shoot myself in the head with it, But don't worry.
I have a kevlar helmet and kevlar like you said, Jeff, Uh,
you know it'll stop a bullet in an emergency, blah
blah blah blah. But if you continually shoot yourself in
the head with the kevlar, it's gonna it's gonna get through,

(01:24:38):
especially at three fifty seven. Like that's gonna get through.
It's gonna pierce and the ones they were using what
were their point hollow points?

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
The hollow point that's good, we're using hollow points. I
gotta tell you that's that's some good tunnel road whippets
right there.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
It's the tunnel road. Check the result.

Speaker 12 (01:24:57):
Jeff show out twenty four to seven on the one
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to seven to see their beautiful faces.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Only on one oh five nine The Mountain.

Speaker 12 (01:25:06):
It's time for the quarterstone of the Rizon and Jeff Show.
We're talking about the JNN news, views, opinion, and discussion
of everything happening here in the eight two eight and
around the world.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
It's time for the JNN. All right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
So, the biggest story of the week that every news
organization was talking about, especially the JNN, the manhunt is over.
The man who has suspected of assassinating Charlie Kirk in
Utah has been captured. Some of the early reports are

(01:25:39):
that he turned himself in or his father actually gave
him up, convinced, convincing that he was gonna give him up.
Donald Trump, the President of the United States, was on
Fox and Friends this morning and he said that the
guy is around twenty seven to twenty eight years old,
and they were gonna have more details. I think a
press conference coming up. I think it's nine o'clock their time.

(01:26:02):
I don't know if it's Eastern time or their time,
but a press conference gonna be coming up because I
know they're out in Utah, cash matel and everybody's out
there so it might be coming. It could be happening
at the moment. I'm not exactly sure, but they're saying soon,
it will be happening soon, and they're gonna provide more
updates about it. So they got him. Dad said, I'm
gonna turn you in or you're turning yourself in. I

(01:26:23):
think his pastor was involved as well, So so yeah,
that's it's all coming to an end.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
They did they give any like, okay, so if his
dad and his pastor, so he went did it, and
then I don't know how they knew he did it
unless he told them.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
Well, they saw the picture was there, so the picture
had come out that they got him on camera, you know,
doing it, you know, in this in the school, whether
the picture was from you know, the day off or
a few days before when he was casing the place.
And then I guess Dad solid and turned him in.
You know, you'll go out there to Utah. You got
the Mormons, you know, all kinds of things happening out there,

(01:26:59):
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
So is it which which dad said he would turn
him in the killers, but you mentioned, oh I got it, Yeah,
the Mormon thing. I know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
No, No, No, that's how the Mormon party works pal
Oh right, which Mom?

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Which? Which?

Speaker 20 (01:27:13):
Mom?

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
Right? Because because you just have one dad, it's one
dad and dad's you know, dad's Dad's having fun. He's busy.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
Dad's a busy boy. And you're interrupting dad with Mom three.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
Right and Mom three right? Mom three just wants a
little kiss and some love. And you know what happens,
Mom five, here's a screaming Mom five comes up, smacks uh,
you know this guy in the face, right, and then
throws a fisticuffs and instead of hitting Mom three on
the bed, she hits Mom two that's watching. He just
turns into a crazy free for all and there goes dad. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Well, obviously you never watched the reality show The Secret
Lives of Mormon Wives.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
No, I have not, but I've watched Escaping. Uh was
it escaping the Failure of Escaping Mormon?

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
It was?

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
It was pretty cool. Was that a good one? It
was a good one. It's just you know, some of
them were escaping from like the sect of Mormons that
believe in Warren Jeffs not so nice, uh, marrier of
of people who are twelve. So you know, it was
an interesting thing because you know some of them were,

(01:28:18):
you know, our good kids, but they had they had
no choice. They were you know, it was like Warren
Jeffs you know what. She was like, Hi, my name
is Brandy. I am Warren Jeff's daughter, and uh my
mom is uh you know, wife number thirty three, and
you're just like.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
What, Well, look, I I couldn't live out that way.
All the bars close at like eleven PM. And don't
they not serve alcohol like two days a week?

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
Who wants who lives that life? Well, we'll see. In Pennsylvania,
you know, you have to go to a beer store
for beer, a liquor store for liquor. So every were
Pennsylvania was a Quaker.

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
St you have to do like ABC ABC here is
a spirits store and then the beer you could get it, Like, uh,
can't you get liquor like the supermarket? No, you know,
wine you can get wine at angles, but you can't.
So I think it's kind of the same here as
in the Commonwealth. In Pennsylvania. Yeah, because ABC ABC went
a state owned uh a state.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Yeah, so if you work at ABC, do you technically
work for the state.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
No, they're franchised, So it did the state franchised? Yeah,
like there's an owner of the liquor store. Yeah, because
there was a big thing like the one on Leicester Highway.
There was somebody that was homeless living in their car,
you know, out there like a real mess next to
the McDonald's up that way, and uh, you know they
had to get them out of there. But you know,
I think the property owner of the ABC. But I

(01:29:41):
think that's state ron. You know, correct me if I'm wrong.
It's not like I lived my life in ABC Liquors.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
But uh, you know, I well, see, so is this
a Quaker state?

Speaker 22 (01:29:52):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
I mean do they have oats here? Do they have
you know, uh, you know Wilford Brimley. Do they live
like William Penn? I mean, I I thought this was
just a PA thing. But if they have a stage
store for liquor and you get beer, there's no beer stores.

Speaker 22 (01:30:05):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
It's so funny that you bring up Wilford Brimley and
I and I just forgot about this. I wanted to
bring it up today and maybe we'll save it for Monday.
Wolford Brimley was the star of a nineteen eighties television show.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
We'll save it for Monday, but it's called our house. Yes,
we'll save that. Okay, Yeah, we need to delve down.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
By the way, when I'm laying in bad at home,
I'm thinking Wolford Brimley.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Okay, good man, it's time.

Speaker 12 (01:30:30):
For the quarterstone of the Rizon and Jeff Show. We're
talking about the JNN news, views, opinion and discussion of
everything happening here in the eight two eight and around
the world.

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
It's time for the JNS. Mike Tyson, you know, he's
getting ready. They're gonna have the big exhibition with Floyd
Mayweather that's going to be coming up next year. Okay, okay,
But Mike Tyson has made a surprising admission. Okay, he
took a certain drug to help him deal with pain,

(01:31:03):
as he u you know, made it through his boxing career. Okay,
this was in the late nineties. Uh If I told
you dealing dealing with pain, what drug do you think
in the earlier late night late nineties, mid to late nineties,
what drug do you think Mike was taking to deal
with his pain. He admitted to this oxy cotton no

(01:31:25):
not OxyS, delauded the lauded oxy cotone, fentanyl, fentyl.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
Jesus, what was he doing?

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
I've done fentanyl when when it first came here, it
was a pain killer, they say, And I used to
use it to uh to you know, help.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
What have lollipops for dying people and they have patches? Well,
was he just eating fentanyl patches and lolli.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Well, he said it was like heroin and once it
wears off, it's like you take a band aid off.
You start with drawing, throwing up, just like you were
on heroin or something.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
But wait a minute, Mike, yeah, I'm sorry, are you
telling me that iron? Mike Tyson said that he was
hooked on fent.

Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
It was brand new, so he was one of the
first to really get the fentanyl party started. Whow it was,
Mike Tyson?

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
Did he go to detox, did he go to rehab
or did he just stop the fence?

Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
You know, I don't know if he rehabbed it or not,
but uh, but he did it so well, you know,
it's one hundred more times potent than you know, more
feet itself.

Speaker 4 (01:32:32):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
And they say, yeah, they do say.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
That, So so he was you know, he did that
and and uh, you know, and he threw in a
little alcohol to tie things all together. So but he's
also he's with the cannabis now, so he's really ran
the gamut.

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
Uh here, wow, yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
You're telling me he was well, nobody had known about
it really to test for it. Uh when he was
you know, back then, it was it was kind of
new to the drug scene, so it was un detected
when he was fighting. So maybe his upper hand when
he was like Evander, you know, was fighting Evander and stuff,

(01:33:08):
was that he didn't know where he was and he
felt no pain. You could stab him in the face
with a soldering iron and he'd be fine. Yeah, hopped
up on the fence and uh no, that's very that's
like super strong. Then he bit the ear. Maybe that's
the whole reason behind it, you know, because that was
around that you know, that is.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
Around that time. I think it was like ninety seven
or ninety eight exactly. I remember it happening, but it
was like ninety seven or ninety eight. And then it
was that that referee that they put on celebrity death match. Yeah,
and then you're right, he said, I know, but he
had his own his own judge show, right, right, he
did that, right, you know, Yeah, that's him. Yeah, And

(01:33:47):
then I think what happened was, uh, Mills Mills Lane,
that's it. Mills Lane, Judge, Mills Lane, that's it. But yeah,
I think so he was eating ears. That that's you
know what that is. He was probably sweat and he
was probably starting to go through withdrawal and he wanted
to fight to end. So what he did he said, Evander,

(01:34:08):
kme here, let me let me whisper in your ear.
And he went like bite him twice or something on
and twice he did. The first time He's like, yo, whoa, whoa.
And in the second time they were like, oh and
he spin out a piece of his ear, poor Evander. Yeah,
it has no ears.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
Yeah, yeah, what happened to Evanders ears?

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
Sentinel Touchet.

Speaker 12 (01:34:30):
It's time for the quarterstone of the Rizo and Jeff Show.
We're talking about the JNN news, views, opinion and discussion
of everything happening here in the A two eight and
around the world.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
It's time for the j NS. All right, this is
something that we talked about earlier. It's pretty cool and uh,
if you you know, want to know about it, Uh,
here's the deal. Uh, Pat bennettsar and uh and Neil Geraldo. Okay, hey,
you know, a little casino party. But here's the deal.
Going to be at Hyland brew Okay, Highland Brewing tonight

(01:35:03):
starting at six pm. They have a children's book and
she's going to be doing a little signing. He's gonna
be there as well. So it all kicks off at
at six pm, so six to seven. A limited number
of tickets. I think there's still some available. So if
you know, you want to get a kind of a
close up, cool situation where you can meet Pat Benatar

(01:35:25):
and stuff that's happening tonight, so you know, check out
Hyland Brewing and stuff for all that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
Okay, So question will she and Neil be partaking in?
She steaks? Doesn't? What is it? Taste of Philly? I
saw that they were going to be that. That's what
I'm saying. I think she's not there today. It's tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
But we put hey, we put everybody on okay, the
to that food truck can when we were first here.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
May I say please no, I'm not now listen. I know, uh,
you know, chef Ashley is a very hard worker. They're delicious.
But I would take some credit because if you know,
let me just tell you we went we did our videos,
and let me tell you they're not like they are now,
Like when we do a video like one hundred thousand
people watching, but like back in those days, I mean,

(01:36:18):
you know, we would get two three thousand you know people. Uh,
and we went. We we ate it and we we
talked about it. And I'd like to say that maybe
we are just maybe if she wins like Food Truck
of the Millennium Award, like she could stay like Rizion
and Jeff were like one percent. They're up again for
Best of Ashville. I think I'm telling you who's gonna be.

(01:36:38):
I mean, I don't know. I haven't had that many
cheeseteaks here.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
Yeah, but I did see I don't want to say,
I don't want to be wrong, and I know last week,
but I did say see that on the schedule they're
going to be Highland, so I'll have to double check them.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
Look, but uh, you know, but we love it there.
Yeah it's pat But that's my point. My point is
is Patty and Neil because she's on tour where it
was the you know Pat and Neil Giraldo show. So
are Pat and Neil are they? If she's there? Are
they walking out to have a steak. Are they playing
putt putt? What's going on? Where's is? Have a limo?
What's going on here? A limo? She's not gonna have

(01:37:11):
a limo.

Speaker 2 (01:37:11):
And make sure you say the husband's name. It's important.

Speaker 1 (01:37:13):
Got to do that. It has to be done, you know,
it has to be done.

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
Those are the rules. But I think that she's probably
like a tofu man.

Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
Let me ask you something. Do you think that if
they call like like they you know, the waitress comes up,
you know, and they say, you know, table two Pat
Benatar and you don't sell, he's going to go down. Well,
you said you don't say Neil Giraldo. You should probably
say table for doe, Pat Benattar, Neil Giraldo. You have
to say it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
Yeah, yeah, had his name has to be said, must
be okay, all.

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
Right, see you later, everybody. We'll be back the Razzley
Dazzle it's coming to your way.

Speaker 12 (01:37:48):
We'll razone Jeff make you live this morning. Well, listen,
it's a fifty to fifty shot, right, it's a yes
or a no. I like those odds. All right, it's
a yes, orn O. We'll be right back. Brazione Jeff
one O five nine, The Mountain Actuals, Clazagra.

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
The mount Naturals, Claisagracrizioni and Jeff Show. That is nineteen
sixty seven's break on Throw by the Doors. Interesting little tidbits.
Jim Marrison died in nineteen seventy one, which is over
fifty years ago, and uh timeless. Wow, that's that's a
long long time. That's a long long time. Yeah, and

(01:38:25):
he was so young. Twenty's part of the twenty seven
o'clock seven club, Yeah, twenty seven'club. But right in France,
right in Paris, France. I believe, I believe he died
in PORTOIRI. He was actually walking around looking at the
Mona Lisa in the leave and he just just had
a fatal heart attack.

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
Oh man, that sounds like a miserable way to go. Yeah,
I wonder, yeah, it's congestive heart failure.

Speaker 21 (01:38:52):
There.

Speaker 2 (01:38:52):
I wonder if you know Paris was as dirty and
disgusting as it is today.

Speaker 1 (01:38:58):
What in the sixties, you know, I wasn't alive, but
I can probably promise you not. Okay, it's just people
never shave their armpits and they're always smoking. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
Yeah, it's not what it used to be to take
that trip anymore?

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
What is that? That old girling? What she used to be?

Speaker 22 (01:39:16):
Eh?

Speaker 1 (01:39:17):
What is that one? Also from nineteen sixty.

Speaker 4 (01:39:24):
I think it's.

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
Trumping for all right, let's go. Come on, man, I'm
with you. Let's go.

Speaker 12 (01:39:30):
Time for just favorite part of the show, the razzle
and the dazzle. He loves the razzle of the dazzle,
but more so the zazzle. It's on the air right now.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
And that extra that old girling what she used to
be is the zazzle. We're heading places. What you got,
We're going far, all right? Number one. I gotta tell
you this really struck a chord with me. And I
told you we were gonna start at puppet.

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
I'm sorry to sneeze in the middle of the razzle
dazzle here at pot.

Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
It's okay, we can restart it anyway. So this, this
next story is about really evil people who took a
cartooned puppet from nursery rhymes. They beat it, they broke it,

(01:40:27):
they threw it in the back of a truck. Ladies
and gentlemen, I give you a man by the name
of Rick Williams to tell you the story.

Speaker 8 (01:40:34):
Police and Kate May, New Jersey Today release their vendans
images of the suspects. They say damage the iconic Humpty
Dumpty figurine happened at the Ocean Putt miniature golf course
at Jackson Street and Beach Avenue early Sunday morning. One
of the suspects has seen climbing the fence, then removing,
well damaging, then removing the beloved statue. It was found

(01:40:55):
dumped at a nearby property.

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
How ironic that Humpty Dumpty was dumb? What a killer
news story. That's a great story. They got it, they
found it. Life goes on. I don't know. Well on
Nathaniel's on the phone. Oh, hello, Yeah, what's that. That's
good we've established. Are you being silly? Oh no, what

(01:41:22):
was it?

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
What were we talking?

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
We're talking. We're talking about Humpty dump. Actually that is
what we're talking about. Yeah, what are your thoughts on
Humpty dump? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
Somebody stole a Humpty Dumpty, Nathaniel. They stole it from
a miniature golf course. Yeah, that's isn't something that's mean?
What what hooligans would do something like that? Nathaniel A
bunch of Yeah, Nathaniel, have you ever you can admit it.

Speaker 9 (01:41:48):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:41:48):
Have you ever stolen something, Nathaniel?

Speaker 4 (01:41:51):
Not from a golf course?

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
Okay? Did you ever?

Speaker 5 (01:41:57):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
Did you ever have any who? Who was it that? Oh?
Mike Tyson loved Fentanel. Do you ever have any Fennyl?

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
No nobody, Nathaniel, Thanks for the call.

Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
Buy Yeah, all right, duds? Did you ever have any Well?
I had to get him off the phone so hard.
All right, anyway, it's.

Speaker 12 (01:42:18):
Time for jest favorite part of the show, the razzle
and the dazzle. He loves the razzle of the dazzle,
but morsel the zazzle.

Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
It's on the air right now. Does that sound a
little cosbyish? Actually? I love that listen like but the
pudding pops so like dazzle.

Speaker 12 (01:42:33):
He loves the razzle the dazzle, but more so the zazzle.

Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
Right, yeah, good, that's good. You should help us with
the lady vote.

Speaker 1 (01:42:43):
All right, seck it out.

Speaker 7 (01:42:45):
When we went on the Ed Sullivan Show.

Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
Oh, by the way, can I just say this, This
guy's nuts. I'm sorry. His name's Paul McCartney and he
thinks he's he's he's hot potatoes.

Speaker 2 (01:42:54):
But I got well, yeah, then what he's talking about that.
Then when this happened, and now this all girl ain't
what she used to be.

Speaker 18 (01:43:02):
Ok.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
But here here's the deal.

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
Nobody, I mean, and I mean, nobody looks I don't
look at like some pop stars on TV and go
I have to have their hair. Nobody ever said that,
did they?

Speaker 1 (01:43:13):
Was somebody?

Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
Was anybody saying that during the Beatles Revolution, I wasn't alive.

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
Most people who were alive during that time are in
their eighties, so probably they probably are not with us anymore.
So I can't answer that. But what I can do
is tell you what Paul McCartney, in his mid eighties
almost ninety, you know, said about it. He said, daddies,
daddies were jealous, okay, because of their hair, and the

(01:43:40):
daddies of the sixties early sixties had none.

Speaker 7 (01:43:44):
When we went on the Ed Sullivan Show, first appearance
on American TV, all the dads who were probably very
jealous of these fine heads of her that we had,
and we were shaking and doing things with them, and
the dads of a lot of kids.

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
The wigs worgs.

Speaker 7 (01:44:00):
Oh, talk to Mark, Oh, they're wearing wigs. Hey, I
was wearing wings. So anyway, they weren't wigs, and I
but I think that's maybe where the rumor started.

Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
There's rumors that the Beatles were wigs.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
I'll tell you what, I've been doing this for a
long time. I never I never heard the Beatles were
wearing wigs?

Speaker 1 (01:44:20):
And who cares? I mean now, granted you know we've
been on all kinds of stations, but not once have
I heard the Beatles wear wigs? Could you play any
more of a who cares? Story? Who cares about? I
gave you Humpty Doddie, I gave you Paul McCartney wig.
And now I'm about to top it all off with uh,

(01:44:43):
I guess, partial flattling, but a lot of good fun reading.

Speaker 12 (01:44:50):
It's time for just favorite part of the show, the
razzle and the dazzle. He loves the razzle of the dazzle,
but more so the zazzle. It's on the air right now.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
You can't hear it now, the Cosby pudding pop thing.
I'll find a way on here. It go ahead, all right?
So the way i'd like Dan the rasle dazzle is
very simple. I want to talk to you guys about
your local public library and just about thirty nine minutes

(01:45:22):
away or so is a county and they are having
library issues, And holy Molly, listen to this on.

Speaker 14 (01:45:30):
Near Tonight at ten o'clock, the Pickens County Library Board
dealing with another controversy over books tonight. It's after a
request from an upstate lawmaker, Senator Rex Rice, submitted a
request for ten books to be moved from the young
adult section to the adult section. Now, at their last meeting,
the board voted to move the books, but the board's

(01:45:51):
attorney says it was done illegally because the motion was
not put on the meeting's agenda.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
Now, basically where we're at is there are books, and
they're trying to decide if they should be for young
adults or for senior citizens. Now, this is quite the quandary.
They say that some of them are a little sexual,
they say some are a little violent, they say some
are a little too ulysses. What that means is long

(01:46:17):
like eight nine on a page, all right. So they're
really at a crossroads as a people, as a town,
as a county, and their whole agenda for the past
three months has been taken up by this library and
they're just trying to figure it out. They went ahead
and made the decision arbitrarily without putting it on the

(01:46:38):
meeting minutes, and their own lawyer, their very own lawyer
that they pay, is trying to sue them to say, hey, hey, well.

Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
It's got to be on the show run before we
even talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:49):
No, I don't necessarily think it does all over a
few books. This is more than a few bars South Carolina.
This is more than a few books. This is about respect. Yeah,
all right, and guess what this library system ain't got none?

Speaker 2 (01:47:04):
No, no, look, I worked at the library and you failed.
And well I didn't want to do the job. I
didn't care where the damn books went.

Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
Well, see you do. He decimaled them, and here we go.
Here's the end.

Speaker 14 (01:47:16):
This means those books will be moved back to the
young adult section for now. The board also saying they
need to follow their own policy to move the books,
which involves members reading the books first to determine whether
they contain material requiring the change.

Speaker 1 (01:47:30):
Now before now, No, there's nine people in the county
legislature here that now have to read all of these.
Here's how the library works. There's no adult section. Well
maybe there is maybe they's spicing it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:45):
Okay, you don't need to show ID to go into
a certain aisle in the library.

Speaker 1 (01:47:49):
Maybe they do.

Speaker 2 (01:47:51):
You could wander around. Your boy can wander around. He
can go to the fiction nonfiction, this, that the other thing.
There's no like special adult section in a public library.

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
Well apparently there is in South Carolina. Let me tell
you when was the last time you walked into a
library when you got fired? Because I'm going to tell
you I know how libraries run. Okay, you know library,
There isn't a section called flag the Dolphin. Okay, it
ain't happenings there. Maybe there's a book spot, Yeah, John,
it's not.

Speaker 12 (01:48:18):
Brazilon and Jeff show has often been called the best
radio show in.

Speaker 1 (01:48:22):
The AID to eight by themselves.

Speaker 12 (01:48:24):
So if you want to keep listening to the best
radio show in all of Ashfield, according to Rizon Jeff,
keep listening to the Rizzone Jef Show on one oh
five nine, the mount Asuel's classic.

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Speaker 1 (01:49:04):
It's time for that special what didn't make the show?
And boy, there is a lot of crazy things because
we were sidetracked with like you know, I think we
were talking about for a good period of time. You know,
today a bunch of crazy things, including libraries. And I
was just looking at the the sucrow that I know,

(01:49:25):
I know things that didn't make the show.

Speaker 22 (01:49:27):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:49:27):
Rizzo asked the boss if we go on to two pm,
and he said, nup, you guys have had it enough.

Speaker 1 (01:49:32):
He said, I I'd rather give you the cane.

Speaker 2 (01:49:34):
Yeah, came around the next Yeah, actually he's you're lucky.
I let you stay in all eight.

Speaker 1 (01:49:39):
Yeah. Yeah, it's true time.

Speaker 12 (01:49:41):
For what didn't make the show, all the things that
they should have got to but they were sidetracked by
people calling and their short attention spans. Here's what didn't
make the show all right?

Speaker 2 (01:49:53):
Well, I could have said that, didn't need some weird
voice to say and I could have said it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:57):
You could have said it, but you didn't have the
same you know the rasp. Okay, he's like he's like
an urban cowboy? Is he? Okay? Well I could you know,
I could have said that, but could you have been
an urban cowboy easily? Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:50:11):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:50:11):
There's a teacher from Providence, Rhode Island. Also, I love
that show in the late nineties early two thousands. That's
what really brought me to Providence. So I followed Providence.
Oh it was the name of a show. Yeah it was.
It was a doctor who Who's it was like? It
was like it was they They pretty much said it
was a woman's program. But I was young and I

(01:50:32):
really enjoyed it. Who was on that show?

Speaker 2 (01:50:36):
If you just google Providence TV show, Yeah it was
the girl Okay, I'm looking at the cast. Uh Marissa
Tomay's mom was.

Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
Yes, yes, Conchette to May. And then there was the
who are these people? Who's the stars? The Curly Q
If you go, if you give me who is Melina?

Speaker 5 (01:50:57):
Who?

Speaker 1 (01:50:57):
Yes, that's it, Malina Cacarina. Who is Paula Kale? Who's
Mike Farrell? Who's Seth Peterson? Who are these folks? They
are fantastic acts actress.

Speaker 2 (01:51:09):
What a crappy nineties TV pile of junk.

Speaker 1 (01:51:13):
Nineties pile johnk that went for many seasons.

Speaker 2 (01:51:16):
The first episode at January of nineteen ninety nine called Providence.

Speaker 1 (01:51:20):
Oh my god, what are these and where are they? Okay? Listen.
She was a doctor, all right, and she fell and
found love in the most unexpected of places. It was beautiful.
I mean, you gotta like. She was on Guiding Light. Yes,
she was one of the hotties in the nineties on

(01:51:40):
Guiding Light.

Speaker 2 (01:51:41):
Now this is where I this is where she rings
true to me CSI New York. She was on CSI.
That that's where I see. All right, all right, now
I got it, all right, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:51:50):
But anyway, Yeah, And they had a great They had
just a great family, did they They did? It was
a good family, Hardie. Marisa told me, mom, what did
she do in there? She was the silly mother in
law or well not mother in law. That the guy
that she liked mom, and she kind of always intervened.
But you know what, after they she realized that they

(01:52:11):
loved each other. I don't I don't even think they're
related though, that her. I want them to be, but
I don't think they are. So nevertheless, well, no, she
absolutely is that that that is her, That is her mother. Yeah. Absolutely,
I'm trying to find here it is because now that
you've done it, because you you'll never forget that, You'll
remember this. Here you go through the right. And so

(01:52:43):
she's she's driving through Providence looking at the babies and
taking care of the kids, and oh my god, is
this a w baby?

Speaker 3 (01:52:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
It was a w B special. Look at this Paula
Kale and they have a family and a dog. What
happened there in ninety nine? Were you were your till may?
Oh you missed it?

Speaker 2 (01:53:06):
Were you finding yourself? Then that's a weird time for
a boy.

Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
Here's the thing. I look, I was finding myself as
she was finding herself. I related. The whole point of
me bringing up Providence anyway, is that there was a
teacher in Providence arrested for allegedly biting her students. Okay,
so she was biting them like they were Morte della cheese. Well, listen,
all right, you can't do it. Listen.

Speaker 2 (01:53:28):
You know when you're synonymous with that show your town.
I mean, then you got you got a young Arizzo
who's getting funny hair in funny places. Tell you he
just doesn't know your your dad was. Would come home
from work and you're at home watching Providence. He just
puts his head down and heads to the bar. Man
Rizzo and Jeff were really lazy today. Still, I didn't

(01:53:52):
even get to this. What didn't make the show is
on one oh five nine am.

Speaker 30 (01:53:55):
L is it?

Speaker 1 (01:53:56):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (01:54:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:54:00):
It is?

Speaker 1 (01:54:02):
Uh, you know, listen, I will say this. You know,
I didn't know if you knew this, but fifty seven
percent of people say calories don't count when you're on
the occasion. We didn't get to that little ditty that
was that was a good diddy, and I thought, my goodness.

Speaker 2 (01:54:20):
Right because I didn't include it, So you obviously must
have found it yourself. So you know what it statistic? Sammy, Yes,
how about we just be quiet and let that guy
do all the talk.

Speaker 1 (01:54:31):
Well, they were the things that didn't make the show.
I think you're done with them yet, Hang on a
little bit. More of the Rizo and Jeff Show is next.
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