October 29, 2025 • 46 mins
The controversial object barreling toward us can finally be seen from earth, but science can't seem to decide what exactly it is. The viral masked Halloween doorbell pranksters have been identified, and wait until you find out who it is. Should they be prosecuted? A jogger gets triggered by Halloween witch decorations, and we are curious why. Do you believe in haunted Halloween decorations? You might after this.
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
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is here with us as always a round out. WTF Wednesday,
Spooky season. How's it going this morning?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Good?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Good? What do we have going on in the news
this week?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
We've got an update on the mask reen camera. Oh
good kids, and some pretty interesting Halloween decorations too.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I saw some stuff. But yeah, one of them I
spoiler alert. I knew about because she told me about
it and she wanted to get it, and I said, well,
I need to see the logistics of how this thing
works before.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
But we'll get to it in a minute. We'll get
to it in a minute.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I am drinking for those of you wondering wick for
Brain's Pumpkin Ale from the Nebraska Brewing Company.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It's actually fantastic.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
We went Saturday in the afternoon because they were having
a going out business sale and we bought like boxes.
We bought it by the box. I love fall beer.
It was like five bucks for a six pack. You
can't beat that. I've never had it before. It's solid.
We went, Yeah, we loaded up. We're good on beer
for a while. I think we're gonna pass them out
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to parents that are trick or treating on Halloween this Friday.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
But no, we're not.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
If law enforcement's listening to this, it's all adults, right,
We're all adults. They're the ones breaking the law when
they crack it open. But no, So we went down there,
and you know, I grew up in that in the area,
this place. I grew up in the area about about
two miles away from it, three miles away from it,
and I've spent large parts of my adult life living
(02:44):
within a couple of miles of this place, and I've
always driven past it and went man, I would really
like to go there sometime. And apparently everybody else did
the same thing as me, because nobody went there and
it went out of business. So, I mean, you kind
of like it's saw I like it. You know, it's
a bad sign for a brewery when it's hosting craft
(03:06):
fares like farmers' markets and sid that's what the Oakview
Mall's doing. And that's not exactly standing on its own
two feet either. Nonetheless, though it's a solid rest in peace.
I wish I would have known how good this was
before before you went out of business. I might have
might have kept joking. Okay, all right, Well, Before we
get into any of this, we were talking about updates.
(03:28):
We have got an update on the three I Atlas
quote unquote comment depending on who you listen to, Some people,
including astrophysicist Avvi.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Lobe, believe that.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Three I Atlas is an alien craft, an alien mothership
or probe on its way to make contact with Earth.
And guess what today, that's right, October twenty ninth. Today,
you're gonna be able to see it from certain parts
(04:07):
of the country with the naked eye. This will be
the first time it's been visible. There will be no
denying what this is. Where we're gonna We're gonna figure
it out real Quinni maybe the naked eyes of the telescope.
They just said it'd be visible from Earth. It's gonna
be one hundred and sixty eight miles away. One hundred
(04:27):
and sixty eight million miles away. Excuse me, so almost
as wide as Mikayla Kavanaugh. Now here's what we have.
It says recent anomalies like the sudden growth and reversal
of its anti tail, potentially indicating maneuvering, along with apparent
deceleration as if slamming on the brakes to possibly orbit
(04:47):
Mars have fueled claims it's a natural comet, or excuse me,
it's not a natural comet, but instead a probe or artifact. However,
most astronomers dismissed this as baseless, citing clear evidence of
standard commentary activity and criticizing the speculation as distracting from
(05:09):
scientific consensus. Can I just say, as someone who survived
the COVID insanity, scientific consensus ain't exactly batting a thousand lately.
I'm not saying I think this is an alien mothership.
I'm just saying when somebody says, well, all the top
(05:31):
scientists agree that this theory is bullshit, that doesn't mean
to me what it once did. Like when they say, oh,
the doctor says you're fine, I went and got my
thing looked at and the doctor said it was fine.
I'm like, you need to go to at least three
more doctors, because I don't trust any of these people anymore. Well,
(05:52):
see mea what do you think? Do you think it's
an alien mothership?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Or a comment?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I think it's an alien mothership?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Why?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Because that's a good point, all right, That's all. That's
all the convincing I needed. I agree it's an alien mothership.
You know what, that would be absolutely perfect if aliens
made their first contact with Earth and Trump was the president,
(06:19):
that that would be absolutely phenomen We need to do
a sketch where aliens make their first contact with humans,
first direct contact, and they want and they meet with Trump.
We'll have Hunter is Trump and we'll have them interacting
with the alien. We need to get Trump to call
into the Trump quote unquote to call into the show
(06:39):
and talk about the aliens. I think, but no, it's
you know it's crazy though, is if aliens did land,
they wanted to like get their message out, There's no
doubt in my mind, none whatsoever, that their first interview
would be Joe Rogan.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It would the aliens would be on Rogan.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
It would be the first ever contact human beings have
had with aliens.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
They're about to.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I mean, this is groundbreaking, the biggest news story, biggest
interview with a media personality in human history. And Rogan
would be sitting there like, so'd you get the COVID vaccine?
That's that's what happened.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Ask him if they were gonna watch the the UFC
fight next weekend where they were going for it? Oh
my goodness, Okay, so we'll go to this first one here.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Masked miscreants or we're doing the alliteration bullshit again. Masked
miscreants who menaced Virginia family revealed to be relatives of victims.
I didn't surprise me. The giggling and every I figured it.
I didn't, well, okay, I didn't. This doesn't surprise me.
(07:52):
But I didn't predict that it would be relatives or
people that knew or I just thought it was kids
pulling a TikTok prank, says cops invest the case of
the three mass misgrads who met us the Virginia family,
try saying that ten times fast. Earlier this month reportedly
determined that the perpetrators were the victims' relatives playing a
misguided prank. So this is now the second time we
had the scream guy in Georgia that we were talking about,
(08:15):
and now we've got this. The now solve mystery made
national headlines scare the shit out of the dog there
in mid October when Sheilah Whiteside shared nightmarish doorbell camera
footage of the incident, which the frightening looking troublemakers demanded
to be let into her mother's Alexandria home. The incredibly
creepy scene was featured on news broadcasts across the country
(08:37):
and prompted a stern police response, in which it was
promised that they would be unmasked and brought to justice
and they would have gotten away with it too, if
it wasn't for you meddling kids or I guess vice versa,
you meddling grown ups. Providing an update on the matter
on a Monday morning press conference, Alexandria Police Chief Terrek
maguire announced that the case had been solved, but no
(08:58):
one would face any charges in connection with the incident.
He explained that in the course of the investigation, it
was discovered the three individuals were related to the victim.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
McGuire indicated that an.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Adult female suspect later confessed to aiding the trio of
teenagers in there, and so an adult actively aided in
this shit. No one stopped and went, hey, maybe this
isn't a good idea. Hey maybe you could get shot
doing this. No one stopped for a second to think
about that. McGuire also revealed that at the time of
(09:31):
the incident, there were two other adults and a child
hiding nearby.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And filming.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
What we now know is, so you brought the This
is like the ghost hunter that brought the kids along
in West Virginia for a shootout. What we now know
is a prank that went wildly auri noting that the
victims in the home had no knowledge of the proverbial
conspiracy of it.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
So how many morons were in on this? We've got
seven people.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Now, We've got the adult that helped them set it up,
the two adults than the child that were in the
in the bushes, and then the three culprits. So we've
got seven between. Okay, one of them's a little kid,
is what it sounds like. So we're not gonna go
six minds, six minds and about a combined IQ of
sixty three because none of them. Nobody at any point went, hey,
(10:17):
maybe this isn't a good idea. Hey, you know, maybe
people are already really on edge just about the whole
state of the world and everything, and maybe this wouldn't
be a good idea. Yeah, maybe our relative that we're
gonna prank isn't gonna be the one that's gonna freak out.
But we can't control what the guy across the street
who comes over with a gun, like exactly what happened
(10:38):
in that video is gonna do. No one thought maybe
this could end poorly, Maybe this could end with an
uncomfortable at best, an uncomfortable conversation with police officers. To
that end, Maguire mused at the moment represented a moral
failure on the part of the perpetrators of the misguided
prank could have deadly consequences. While white size relatives may
have gone unpunished for the prank, want imagine that the
(11:00):
family's unwanted fifteen minutes of fame could make for a
rather tense Thanksgiving dinner next month, not as tense as
a Thanksgiving in the Rayola household is going to be
if Donovan's offensive line doesn't start blocking for Dylan, I'll
tell you that much.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Here's my thing.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I think the adults that help plan this they need
to get some type of ticket for even if it's
something stupid like disturbing the peace or menacing or public
nuisance or something like that, because they did waste the
police's time.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
And I think somebody needs to pay for this.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Because this is totally unrelated about something I can't talk
about on air. But when stupid people get away with
stupid shit because finding them or holding them accountable is
just too inconvenient, and the juice isn't worth the squeeze.
They continue to escalate into more stupid shit until that
stupid shit either gets themselves or somebody else killed. So
(11:55):
I'm a firm believer that when grown adults behave irresponsibly,
they'd have to pay a fine, A significant one, not
like tens of thousands of dollars, but like, hey, five
hundred bucks. Yeah, guess what You're not going out to
eat the next couple of months, sweetheart. Sorry, you had
to be an idiot about it. That's Do you agree
(12:15):
with me that the adults in this should be fine?
There should be some type of consequence.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I agree, Yeah, because they wasted resources they did.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
This isn't a victimless crime. Well, I mean number one,
because the woman at the door was terrorized. Number two
because the police and directly the taxpayers had to waste time, money,
and resources going out trying to figure out what the
hell was going on. They should absolutely be fine for it. Absolutely. Okay,
let's go to the next here. This is uh what's
(12:46):
this next one?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Let's do uh the jogger. Should we do the jogger
first or which one? Okay, we'll do the jogger. So
a jogger in California evidently is not a big fan
of their person in their neighborhoods Halloween decorations. Go ahead
and play this clip from the local eight KS or
(13:11):
KSBW News.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
This is ring camera footage from Tuesday morning. You can
see a woman lightly jog past the house's frontyard. Once
she gets out of frame, she turns back around, rolls
up her sleeves, then jogs up the lawn and open
fist strikes one of the witch decorations down before running.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Off, but it doesn't end.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
She then comes back again use more elbows to hit
the remaining two witches.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
I have never seen her before, and I've checked with
several of my neighbors and none of them recognize her either.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
And this isn't the first time it's happened. You're looking
at video from the evening of October eleventh, just like
Tuesday morning. A woman who appears to be the same
woman jogs past the house, this time stopping to stare
at the decoration. But then she comes back and punches
all three whitches down.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
It's really disheartening, and not only that, not to just
do it once, but twice. I just wanted to stop. Really,
you know, that's it, because the kids really do enjoy it.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Now she's upping her security today.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
I activated the voice command HI, you are currently being recorded.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
This is not the only house on the street with
Halloween decorations, but it seems to be the only one
being targeted.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
I am surprised that this lady is having a problem
with the neighbor's house. I'm concerned about my house as well.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
These decorations are homemade. The woman who lives here says
she cherishes making new decorations for each Halloween, and she
says she has no idea why this woman is doing this.
She's also filed a police report reporting in Selena's Zoe
Hunt kse BW Action News eight.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
All Right, you know what I would do.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You know what I would do there. I would figure
out what her schedule is, what time is she running
in front of my house? And then I would swap
out one of the witches and dress up as one
and just wait there for her, like put covering over
my face so you couldn't see it was me and
just hold that position and when she comes up to
hit me, just go surprise motherfucker and give her like
(15:23):
a heart attack and kill her on my front lawn.
That would be hilarious. Here's what I think happened. Here's
my theory, and I'll hear you tell me your theory
in a second. Here's my theory. This woman, uh twenty
some years ago, had to crush and her crush hit
her up, and it was like, hey, can we go
(15:44):
and see this movie that's out in theaters right now.
It's Halloween time. It's called hocus Pocus. It's about these
three witches. And you know, she was just head over
heels in love with this guy. Said absolutely, let's go
see this movie. They went and saw the movie. They
went out to dinner afterwards. You know, back when you
could afford to do both for a first date. So
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they went out to dinner afterwards and they hit it off,
and then they went in a second date, then a
third date, and then a fourth day, and then three
months in they decide they're gonna they're gonna get hitched.
They're gonna get hitched. Three months in, they elope to Vegas.
On the fourth month, they get married. Six months go by,
everything's just fine and dandy. Another six months go by
and they start to think, Hm, maybe we rushed into
(16:27):
this thing a little bit. But if we have a kid,
the kid's gonna save the marriage. So they get pregnant.
They have the kid. Turns out it's twins, and the
twins are just an apps. They've got colluck. They're absolute
menaces and they're not able to take them. In surprise, surprise,
the kid did not keep the couple together. So they
continue to fight. They continue to be at each other's throats.
(16:49):
The kids are a menace. They get into this nasty
divorce and child custody dispute and uh. And then the mother,
the wife, the woman you saw in that video, just
goes full blown postpartum and drowns one of the kids
in the bathtub. Then she goes to court. The court
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determines that she wasn't mentally fit to stand trials. They
put her in a mental institution for about a decade.
She spends a decade there, gets quote unquote better, gets
released back out onto the street, meets a new man
who's not aware of her history because it's locked and
sealed in the mental institution.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Files, and she.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Is jogging by in her new neighborhood and she sees
the three witches and is triggered by hocus Pocus and
that first date that set her life down, that spiral
and just loses it.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Do you agree with my theory?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Okay, good glad we're on the same page. Why do
you think she's hitting him.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I think she's just crazy, just a nutcase.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah see, I thought like maybe she might.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Those like crazy Halloween ladies.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Like super religious.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yeah, yeah, like witches and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
But I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
I think she's just crazy.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
You're doing it for fun.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
I can't stand the Christians that get all self righteous
about Halloween.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
It's so annoying. Halloween's the Devil's holiday. No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
The devil doesn't have anything. It's like saying heavy metal
is the Devil's music. Like, yeah, there's elements of heavy metal,
and there's subgenres of it that preach Satanism or you know,
self will and all that crap.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
That sure, sure, but there's also Christian metal. You know.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Can you use Halloween to do satanic rituals and shit? Yes,
they're absolutely are people to do that, But you can't
sit here and look me in the eye and tell me,
because first off, the devil doesn't create anything.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
He only destroys. God creates everything.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Right, what we choose to do with those things are
up to us, whether we use them for good or evil.
You can't tell me that it's the devil's doing if
you use Halloween to come up with creative decorations and
costume designs and spend time with your kids, Like if
you find something that you all enjoy, you get to
spend time with your kids, walk walking them door to door,
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walking them. If you drive them, I will shoot your
fucking tires out walking them door to door.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
You can't tell me that's the devil's doing. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
There's people just I start to see these posts every year.
Christians shouldn't celebrate Halloween. Shut the fuck up, dude.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I think the sad part of this is that she
homemakes those decorations. I know they're not just like store by,
Like she didn't just go to home depot and buy them,
like she made those decorations.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
And this lady's just destroying I know.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh, you know those people around the block that I have,
like that crazy setup around the block from us that
I like the guy in the chair. It's on the
They're moving it slightly every day. Now, it's like on
the grounds. It looks like.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Scott Frost after a Nebraska football game, just passed out
on the floor.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, they've they've moved it. Okay, we'll go to the
next one here. Let's do the doll. Let's stay on
the Halloween decoration trend here on that topic. So Mia
showed me that she was telling me about this doll,
this crazy Halloween doll. It's a decoration on Amazon that
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you can get, and this lady posted a TikTok of
it and she wanted to get.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
It for our house.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
And I'm like, well, I need to see the video
and try to make sense of if what you're describing
to me is true, how it's happening, because I'm not
just letting if that shit's paranormal, I'm not letting that
in my house. And I found the video. I saw
it on TikTok, and then Mia searched it back up
and found it for the show. So now we're gonna
(20:43):
show all of you guys the creepy Amazon doll.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Go ahead.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
I bought her on Amazon two nights in a row.
She slowly turned around to look at me as I
walk outside walking to my car, and when I got
inside out of my car, she would turn back around.
So I wanted to play this video. And as you
can see, it is windy out right now, not too windy,
(21:10):
but windy. You can see she's slowly starting to turn around,
which on the first two nights there was no wind.
It was not windy at all.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
But if you get out of here, no, okay.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
That's normal because of the wind. But hold up, look
at her. She's turning back around, absolutely stopping right there
to look at me. I don't play that. It's time
for her to go. See I think, okay, she's gonna
turn back around. No, she turns and she continues to
(21:50):
look at me. Now I'm trying to get myself in
the house at this point. Yeah, it's time for her
to go. Anybody want her now?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
It wasn't The top comment was like from someone who
worked at Amazon that said, please don't send that back
to us.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yeah, yeah, it's please don't send her back.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
And there was another video from it was a different person, right, Yeah, there.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Was another video from a different person who had the
same exact decoration up and it.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Wasn't windy at all.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
And she had other decorations hanging too, and so the
other decorations weren't moving, so you could tell it wasn't
windy because other decorations weren't moving. And the doll started
twisting around just like it did in this video to
where it was facing hell no. So this one was
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twisting around like it wasn't windy. You can tell because
the other ones weren't moving, but this one started like
twisting around.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
To face there, hell no.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
And it just hangs there like there's no like wires
or anything.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
That ain't going in my house. It's going nowhere near it.
Absolutely not. You are a fool willingly were that shit
into your home.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
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Okay, let's go to the next one.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Here, Haunted Conjuring farmhouse set for Halloween auction. Historic Rhode
Island farmhouse that inspired the Conjuring? Is this the og
one from the movie, that's the not from the move
from like.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
The seventeen fifties or what that we talked about on
the show.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yeah, Oh I thought you met like that they used
for Should.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
We put in an offer?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
How much do you think it's gonna go for? No,
some freak will pay millions of dollars for this. I
guarantee you, A guarantee you. No, the house is probably
worth like well, I was gonna say, like eighty grand,
but it's Rhode Island.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
So double that.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
It's got a lot of land too.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Oh, the land will do it then, but fu I
mean shit, even if you want to, like, how how
far does the curse extend? Is it just the house?
Is it the and how does that work? You know,
like a which cursed this land? Does it stop at
the property line, Like when it gets to the fence line,
it's up. Well, the utility company marked this for a
(25:17):
different property line.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
The curse has to stop here. How does that work?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Nobody's ever specified that, but it says it's got to
go for a foreclosure auction. On October thirty first, the
current owner, Medium Jacqueline Nunez, bought the eight acre property
in twenty twenty two, turned it into a paranormal tourism
business with overnight's days and ghost hunts. Oh so her
grift wasn't paying the bills. Is is what they're saying here.
That's essentially what it is. She couldn't scam enough people.
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Her time there became strained by lawsuits, accusations from former employees,
clashes with town officials, in disputes with TV ghost hunters,
which led to the loss of her entertainment license. Big surprise,
the medium got sued by everyone because they're inherently connors.
Who would have thought the homes notorious for chilling accounts
dating back to the nineteen seventies, where the Pern family
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claimed they saw apparitions and watch beds rise from the
floor in the dead of the night. Their experiences later
inspired the hit horror franchise. Even today, visitors insist the
house is still alive, with strange act activity, reporting whispers,
unexplained shadows, and sudden drops in temperature. Paranormal believers, including
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comedian Matt Rife and YouTuber Elton Cassti, are already campaigning.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
To buy the home and preserve its haunted legacy.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Uh you know what, I bet Matt Rife will buy
it because he bought the museum.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Those begans, I thought those Zach begans.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
No, Matt Rife bought that. He bought the ed and
Lorraine Warren music.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Oh that's right. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Why are people so like, I don't know, like I
understand being fascinated by it?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I am, But there gets.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
To a point where, like you're sitting around the bonfire,
and you like the fire because it's warm and it's
kind of alluring and it's entertaining to try to keep
it going and watch stuff burn in it. But eventually
you start sticking your hand too close to that fire
and you burn yourself and it's not so fun anymore.
And that's what that's what goes on with some of
these guys that get like so obsessed with the paranormal.
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It's one thing to listen to podcasts and radio shows
and watch allttle YouTube videos about it and stuff like that.
But when you start like actually seeking this stuff out,
I really feel like you're just opening the door to
some really nasty shit.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I could be wrong. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
You know what I think would go great on this land, though,
you don't know, an outlet mall. I want bulldoze the house.
Put up an outlet mall. You got plenty of land
to do it. It'd be great parking space. You can
build a couple anchor stores, like a TJ Max across
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the parking lot from it, one of those TJ Max
home good duo things, kind of like the KFC and
and pizza huts that you see in small towns.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah, you'll you'll get some restaurants in there.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah, a couple of local joints, a couple like not
like McDonald's, but niche type chains.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
You know.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, maybe an Applebee's pepper Jacks. You know, you can.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Channel the spirits while you're snacking on an Anti Ann's
pretzel at the H and M. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I think that that would really symbolize this country much
better than anything. If we bulldoze some haunted land, some
cursed land and put up a JC penny, put up
a vineyard vines where people can go spend exorbitant amounts
of money on sweaters and bow ties that they're gonna
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wear three times in their lives. That would really be
full circle in this country. You can get a Nike outlet,
you know, the whole thing. We'll keep it going there. Okay,
we'll go to the next here, we've got two more dose.
Survey survey says survey explains Americans paranormal experiences and beliefs.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
What did they? Survey am on.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
An enlightening new survey asking Americans about their experience or
their paranormal experiences, found that a whopping sixty percent believe
they've encountered some form of high strangeness. Produced by the
website you gov, which conducted a similar study two years ago,
the poll presented approximately eleven hundred Americans with thirteen different
supernatural scenarios and ask respondents if they had ever had
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such a thing happen and then while the total percentage
of paranormal experiences dipped from sixty seven percent twenty twenty
three to sixty percent this year. I love what they
treated like the presidential approval ratings. The results from the
survey largely mirror the previous effort, with feeling a presence
or unknown energy topping the list at thirty five percent.
So nothing then, So the top of the list is nothing. Oh,
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I felt like something was there?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
You felt? What do you mean you felt?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I have a cousin who schizophrenic that felt like his
neighbor was the CIA. He wasn't, but that didn't stop
him from pulling a gun on the guy. What do
you mean you felt? That's the top one. Did you
see it? Did you hear it? Did you smell it?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
You felt it?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Like physically it came up and touched you know, I
just felt like it was there. The next finoka the
phenomenon was followed. So number one was thirty five percent.
Number two're at thirty two percent. Smelling an unexplained odor, No,
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dumb ass, that's called a gas leak. Your house is
about to explode. The burt toast that no one else smells.
It means you're having a stroke, not a ghost. Obviously,
you didn't get the assistance you needed to heal your brain.
Number three coming in at number three, hearing an unexplained
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sound or music, so the wind essentially, or you're in
an older house and it settles and it's like, oh,
paranormal experience bullshit. Both hearing a disembodied voice and filling
a temperature change were each experienced by twenty six percent
(31:47):
of respondents. As far as encounter, I guess our whole
basement's haunted in December, you know, as far as in
December through March. As far as encounters with otherworldly beings went,
sixteen percent reported seeing a ghost, ten percent claimed to
have witnessed an angel, and seven percent were unfortunate enough
to have spotted a demon. Although when we elaborate a
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little bit further into that seven percent, half of them
were just referring to their mother in law. That I
added that part that was not in the study. I
added that, perhaps unsurprisingly, one detail discovered in the survey
was the people who believed that they had lived in
a haunted house overwhelmingly thought they had experienced at least
one of the different paranormal scenario.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Why is that so? Oh? I thought, it's it surprising, Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Interestingly, while reported encounters with otherworldly being scored fairly low
on the scale of paranormal experiences, belief in such entities
was rather high among participants. So you've already got a
biased pool, right, forty three percent saying they think demons exist,
thirty eight percent saying the same about ghosts. Okay, so
here's my question, how do you feel? So sixty percent
(32:53):
of them feel they have experienced something paranormal, but only
thirty eight eight percent actually believe in the paranormal How
does that? How does that make any sense? Alas it
being uh peak spooky season, were wolves and vampires were
only endorsed by six percent of Americans. Only six percent
(33:15):
of Americans think were wolves and vampires exist. That's still
uncomfortably high. That's like, I get six percents, not a lot,
but it's a lot.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Honestly, I thought it would have been more than that.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah, so that's kind of really yeah, I would think
it'd be like one or two.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
No, I thought it would be more.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Why we are crazy?
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Oh, I think it's easier to believe in wear wolves
than vampires.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Based on what No, it's not even do you believe
in were wolves?
Speaker 6 (33:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Why is it easier to believe in wear wolves?
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Than vampires, because I don't know, because vampires are like humans,
so are.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Were wolves until they turn into the until the full moon.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Live in the woods.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
You know they don't, Yeah, they do.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
They they're humans and then when the full moon comes around,
they turn into the wolf. Haven't you seen Abbott and
Costello Meet the Wolf Man? Or Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Absolute fucking Halloween Classic. By the way, I think every
year I get the flu in uh in grade school
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during October, and every year that movie would be on
while I was home alone.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Classic. Have you seen that one?
Speaker 3 (34:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Really, we're gonna go watch it after this. No, it's
like I.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Think, because like wolves, so it's like easier.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Bats. Also, reals are real, aren't they? Yes? Aren't they?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (35:02):
I just figured out that dragons aren't real.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Well that's another story I'm not entirely convinced of that. Actually,
bats fly around in the field behind our house in
the woods.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Yes, I know they're Yes, I know bats are real.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Then why did you ask for confirmation.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Because you made it sound like they were.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Well, no, you said, it's it's easier to believe in
wool and wear wolves because of wolves.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
But it's like you were implying that bats weren't real.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Oh because of vampires.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yo.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Oh, okay, that's not real.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Vampires don't turn into bats. That's not a thing.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Okay, neither they're humans. They don't turn into bat for
but they remain human.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Okay, So I'm glad we've we've established a base for
what you're willing to believe in a baseline for what
you're willing to buy here, right.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
That's just absurd that vampires wild turn into bat So
they stay humans, they stay in human form.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Depends which one you watch, which one I watch. There's
certain vampire like movies where.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Depends on which one. I know for a.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Fact, Dracula will turn into a bat and fly away.
Haven't done my Children of the Night? Haven't you seen
the og movie?
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Dracula is not accurate?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Oh okay, Twilight is though.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Sorry, no Twilight. No Vampire Diaries accurate.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Okay, with the Salvator Brothers.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
By the way, Salvator Brothers.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
No dragons.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Okay, So I wouldn't write dragons off as totally fictitious
because here's the thing, when they go back.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
So there's two things. You got to realize. The bones,
it's a scientific.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Consensus, and I know it just sucked open the show
saying that doesn't really mean shit to me, But it's
a consensus that the wings that would be require, or
the bones that would be required to make the dragon
wings basically work functional, those bones would be so small
(37:22):
and frail that they wouldn't fossilize, so they wouldn't be
able to dig them up, so there'd be no like
physical proof of them. Here's the thing, though, every culture
all around the world, from Europe to Asia, to Africa,
to the Middle East, to South America to Native Americans
up here, every single culture has legends about a flying,
(37:45):
fire breathing lizard, every one of them. Now, nowadays it
wouldn't be a big deal because there's mass media and
cell phones and everything travels. But you got to consider
where these people were may what type of coincidence are
we talking about here that everybody in the world had
a legend basically centered around the exact same creature. Just
(38:08):
I don't find that to be a coincidence. I believe
dragons existed.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I do. You can call me crazy whatever, I believe
it not anymore. I believe at one point dragons did exist.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
There's no way that all these cultures that had no
way of communicating with one another would just happen to
come up with the same tall tale. I don't believe it.
Have I convinced you?
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:30):
I guess I need to see proof.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Well, I don't think you're gonna get it. I hate
to break it to you.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
No, I thought, like legit dragons were real, like.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
In existence right now. Don't you think they would cause
problems if they were real? How long ago did you
think dragons were real?
Speaker 3 (38:50):
They asked you a few years ago. You're the one
who told me.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Okay, I guess I tuned that one out.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
The dragon track they were real?
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Did you think that they were like currently real or
real long time ago like dinosaurs? I don't know, because
currently I feel like they caused some problems, Like don't
you feel like your homeowner's insurance would be a little
bit higher if dragons were real?
Speaker 4 (39:23):
I think I probably thought like previously they were real.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Okay, yeah, all right, last one here, we've got the
speaking of lizards of giant prehistoric lizards fourth official Nessy
Sighting Official.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
I don't know. I don't know what the standards are.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Official sighting A Man's report of twenty twenty five, a
man's report of an unusual anomaly a Lockedness has been
recognized as the fourth official monster sighting at twenty twenty five.
The possible observation announced this week reportedly occurred on October fifteenth,
sorry last week, as Peter Hoyle was visiting the famed
Scottish site. To his surprise, when he glanced out at
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the water, he spout in a dark shape that had
mysteriously emerged and moved fairly quickly across Lockness, probably trash.
The baffling form he recalled subsequently submerged before reaching shore,
leaving the witness scratching his head and wondering if he
had just seen the site's legendary monster. Now, Peter was
(40:30):
nice enough to snap a photo of it, and we
have got said photo right here for you folks to
look at and let us know if you think this
qualifies as the fourth official lock Ness siety. I told
you something about NeSSI he shares the same technology with
the aliens in the UFOs that makes every camera trying
(40:52):
to take a picture of it go to absolute shit?
Speaker 2 (40:57):
What am I looking at here? That's nothing?
Speaker 4 (41:01):
That's that qualifies you Like the other waves and the other.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
That qualifies as an official sighting. Official, this has gotta
be a prank, says. The picture and the eyewitness support.
We're sufficient for the rather stringent arbiter of NeSSI.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Stringent.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I'm gonna take a picture of my fucking baptob and
send it in and be like, look, I've got another
NeSSI sighting and see what they say. I bet they'll
put it on the damn website. Is unconfirmed. It won't
be official, but they'll be like unconfirmed.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
The picture and the.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Witness and the eyewitness report, we're sufficient for the rather
stridgient arbiter or Nessy cases to recognize the event as
the fourth official sighting of the year. Twenty twenty five
is tally now exceeds down at twenty twenty four, Ladies
and gentlemen. We still got two months left. That's gonna
get cold. So I don't know what does NeSSI do
when the lake freezes.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
She hides out with mister NeSSI.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Oh, they go into hibernation. They get it on. That's
where they make the little nessis.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Yeah, because you've got to reproduce for more.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Evidently, it's the same fucking thing that's been there for
hundreds of years. If you listen to these.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
People, which topped out at a disappointing three and was
the lowest total of accepted Monster accounts in over a decade.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Nessie was down. Biden was ruining the NeSSI counts. A
year ago.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Biden even fucked Locknest Monster because no one could afford
to go there because of inflation. His economy fucked it
all up. Now people are going back to the lake
and we're getting more NeSSI sightings. Thanks Trump. Another Trump victory.
See that's just another thing better under Trump than Biden.
We've got more NeSSI sightings. Now there you have it,
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a mask and a costume and going around asking for
candy will somehow open you up to demons. Just let
your don't make your kids hate you. How about that,
(43:54):
don't make them resent.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
You for that Happy Halloween.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Happy Halloweens. Your taxes, not your spouse. Stay based and
get teach your kids about socialism this year. Teach your
kids about socialism. When they get their Halloween candy, I
want you to take a third of it and go
give it to the lazy fuck down the street or
didn't go trick or treating, and say this is what's
gonna happen if you elect a communist like zoron Momdani
(44:18):
seet on your taxes night.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
What were you say is gonna walk with your kids.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
And walk with them? Do not drive your kids. If
you drive your kids to my house, I will kill
myself in front of your family. Do not drive your
kids to my house to trick or treat. Walk with them.
It's not gonna hurt them. In fact, it's good. Believe me,
They're about to go get seven thousand calories worth of
(44:45):
just pure sugar and candy. It's not gonna kill them
to get a couple extra steps in walking door to door.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
It's one thing.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
What now that I didn't think you're gonna go up at.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
A whole time. Now, listen, you started me.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Now, I don't mind the people that drive to an area,
park and get out. I don't have a problem with that.
I understand people live in apartments, people live in parts
of town that are not safe, and they don't want
to be out walking around because somebody might get shot
at or something. I fully understand that those are not
the people I'm talking about. The people I'm talking about
are the people who drive door to door with their fat,
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lazy little kids and the fat lazy parents, and they
drop them off at each door, and the kid will
get out and waddle to the door and grab the
next bullet that he's loading in the gun, that is
pre diabetes that has been cursed on him from.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
His lazy, fat, fuck worthless parents.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
Waddle back to the car, and then they'll drive three
miles an hour, twenty feet down to the next house.
Do not let me listen. It's a Friday night. We're
gonna have people over to a bonfire in our driveway.
I'm gonna have a few drinks in me. If I
catch you dropping your kids off, we will have words.
I promise you that we will have a problem. We're
(46:02):
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is here with us as always a round out. WTF Wednesday,
Spooky season. How's it going this morning?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Good?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Good? What do we have going on in the news
this week?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
We've got an update on the mask reen camera. Oh
good kids, and some pretty interesting Halloween decorations too.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I saw some stuff. But yeah, one of them I
spoiler alert. I knew about because she told me about
it and she wanted to get it, and I said, well,
I need to see the logistics of how this thing
works before.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
But we'll get to it in a minute. We'll get
to it in a minute.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I am drinking for those of you wondering wick for
Brain's Pumpkin Ale from the Nebraska Brewing Company.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It's actually fantastic.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
We went Saturday in the afternoon because they were having
a going out business sale and we bought like boxes.
We bought it by the box. I love fall beer.
It was like five bucks for a six pack. You
can't beat that. I've never had it before. It's solid.
We went, Yeah, we loaded up. We're good on beer
for a while. I think we're gonna pass them out
(02:15):
to parents that are trick or treating on Halloween this Friday.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
But no, we're not.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
If law enforcement's listening to this, it's all adults, right,
We're all adults. They're the ones breaking the law when
they crack it open. But no, So we went down there,
and you know, I grew up in that in the area,
this place. I grew up in the area about about
two miles away from it, three miles away from it,
and I've spent large parts of my adult life living
(02:44):
within a couple of miles of this place, and I've
always driven past it and went man, I would really
like to go there sometime. And apparently everybody else did
the same thing as me, because nobody went there and
it went out of business. So, I mean, you kind
of like it's saw I like it. You know, it's
a bad sign for a brewery when it's hosting craft
(03:06):
fares like farmers' markets and sid that's what the Oakview
Mall's doing. And that's not exactly standing on its own
two feet either. Nonetheless, though it's a solid rest in peace.
I wish I would have known how good this was
before before you went out of business. I might have
might have kept joking. Okay, all right, Well, Before we
get into any of this, we were talking about updates.
(03:28):
We have got an update on the three I Atlas
quote unquote comment depending on who you listen to, Some people,
including astrophysicist Avvi.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Lobe, believe that.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Three I Atlas is an alien craft, an alien mothership
or probe on its way to make contact with Earth.
And guess what today, that's right, October twenty ninth. Today,
you're gonna be able to see it from certain parts
(04:07):
of the country with the naked eye. This will be
the first time it's been visible. There will be no
denying what this is. Where we're gonna We're gonna figure
it out real Quinni maybe the naked eyes of the telescope.
They just said it'd be visible from Earth. It's gonna
be one hundred and sixty eight miles away. One hundred
(04:27):
and sixty eight million miles away. Excuse me, so almost
as wide as Mikayla Kavanaugh. Now here's what we have.
It says recent anomalies like the sudden growth and reversal
of its anti tail, potentially indicating maneuvering, along with apparent
deceleration as if slamming on the brakes to possibly orbit
(04:47):
Mars have fueled claims it's a natural comet, or excuse me,
it's not a natural comet, but instead a probe or artifact. However,
most astronomers dismissed this as baseless, citing clear evidence of
standard commentary activity and criticizing the speculation as distracting from
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scientific consensus. Can I just say, as someone who survived
the COVID insanity, scientific consensus ain't exactly batting a thousand lately.
I'm not saying I think this is an alien mothership.
I'm just saying when somebody says, well, all the top
(05:31):
scientists agree that this theory is bullshit, that doesn't mean
to me what it once did. Like when they say, oh,
the doctor says you're fine, I went and got my
thing looked at and the doctor said it was fine.
I'm like, you need to go to at least three
more doctors, because I don't trust any of these people anymore. Well,
(05:52):
see mea what do you think? Do you think it's
an alien mothership?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Or a comment?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I think it's an alien mothership?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Why?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Because that's a good point, all right, That's all. That's
all the convincing I needed. I agree it's an alien mothership.
You know what, that would be absolutely perfect if aliens
made their first contact with Earth and Trump was the president,
(06:19):
that that would be absolutely phenomen We need to do
a sketch where aliens make their first contact with humans,
first direct contact, and they want and they meet with Trump.
We'll have Hunter is Trump and we'll have them interacting
with the alien. We need to get Trump to call
into the Trump quote unquote to call into the show
(06:39):
and talk about the aliens. I think, but no, it's
you know it's crazy though, is if aliens did land,
they wanted to like get their message out, There's no
doubt in my mind, none whatsoever, that their first interview
would be Joe Rogan.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It would the aliens would be on Rogan.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
It would be the first ever contact human beings have
had with aliens.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
They're about to.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I mean, this is groundbreaking, the biggest news story, biggest
interview with a media personality in human history. And Rogan
would be sitting there like, so'd you get the COVID vaccine?
That's that's what happened.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Ask him if they were gonna watch the the UFC
fight next weekend where they were going for it? Oh
my goodness, Okay, so we'll go to this first one here.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Masked miscreants or we're doing the alliteration bullshit again. Masked
miscreants who menaced Virginia family revealed to be relatives of victims.
I didn't surprise me. The giggling and every I figured it.
I didn't, well, okay, I didn't. This doesn't surprise me.
(07:52):
But I didn't predict that it would be relatives or
people that knew or I just thought it was kids
pulling a TikTok prank, says cops invest the case of
the three mass misgrads who met us the Virginia family,
try saying that ten times fast. Earlier this month reportedly
determined that the perpetrators were the victims' relatives playing a
misguided prank. So this is now the second time we
had the scream guy in Georgia that we were talking about,
(08:15):
and now we've got this. The now solve mystery made
national headlines scare the shit out of the dog there
in mid October when Sheilah Whiteside shared nightmarish doorbell camera
footage of the incident, which the frightening looking troublemakers demanded
to be let into her mother's Alexandria home. The incredibly
creepy scene was featured on news broadcasts across the country
(08:37):
and prompted a stern police response, in which it was
promised that they would be unmasked and brought to justice
and they would have gotten away with it too, if
it wasn't for you meddling kids or I guess vice versa,
you meddling grown ups. Providing an update on the matter
on a Monday morning press conference, Alexandria Police Chief Terrek
maguire announced that the case had been solved, but no
(08:58):
one would face any charges in connection with the incident.
He explained that in the course of the investigation, it
was discovered the three individuals were related to the victim.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
McGuire indicated that an.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Adult female suspect later confessed to aiding the trio of
teenagers in there, and so an adult actively aided in
this shit. No one stopped and went, hey, maybe this
isn't a good idea. Hey maybe you could get shot
doing this. No one stopped for a second to think
about that. McGuire also revealed that at the time of
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the incident, there were two other adults and a child
hiding nearby.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And filming.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
What we now know is, so you brought the This
is like the ghost hunter that brought the kids along
in West Virginia for a shootout. What we now know
is a prank that went wildly auri noting that the
victims in the home had no knowledge of the proverbial
conspiracy of it.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
So how many morons were in on this? We've got
seven people.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Now, We've got the adult that helped them set it up,
the two adults than the child that were in the
in the bushes, and then the three culprits. So we've
got seven between. Okay, one of them's a little kid,
is what it sounds like. So we're not gonna go
six minds, six minds and about a combined IQ of
sixty three because none of them. Nobody at any point went, hey,
(10:17):
maybe this isn't a good idea. Hey, you know, maybe
people are already really on edge just about the whole
state of the world and everything, and maybe this wouldn't
be a good idea. Yeah, maybe our relative that we're
gonna prank isn't gonna be the one that's gonna freak out.
But we can't control what the guy across the street
who comes over with a gun, like exactly what happened
(10:38):
in that video is gonna do. No one thought maybe
this could end poorly, Maybe this could end with an
uncomfortable at best, an uncomfortable conversation with police officers. To
that end, Maguire mused at the moment represented a moral
failure on the part of the perpetrators of the misguided
prank could have deadly consequences. While white size relatives may
have gone unpunished for the prank, want imagine that the
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family's unwanted fifteen minutes of fame could make for a
rather tense Thanksgiving dinner next month, not as tense as
a Thanksgiving in the Rayola household is going to be
if Donovan's offensive line doesn't start blocking for Dylan, I'll
tell you that much.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Here's my thing.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I think the adults that help plan this they need
to get some type of ticket for even if it's
something stupid like disturbing the peace or menacing or public
nuisance or something like that, because they did waste the
police's time.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
And I think somebody needs to pay for this.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Because this is totally unrelated about something I can't talk
about on air. But when stupid people get away with
stupid shit because finding them or holding them accountable is
just too inconvenient, and the juice isn't worth the squeeze.
They continue to escalate into more stupid shit until that
stupid shit either gets themselves or somebody else killed. So
(11:55):
I'm a firm believer that when grown adults behave irresponsibly,
they'd have to pay a fine, A significant one, not
like tens of thousands of dollars, but like, hey, five
hundred bucks. Yeah, guess what You're not going out to
eat the next couple of months, sweetheart. Sorry, you had
to be an idiot about it. That's Do you agree
(12:15):
with me that the adults in this should be fine?
There should be some type of consequence.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I agree, Yeah, because they wasted resources they did.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
This isn't a victimless crime. Well, I mean number one,
because the woman at the door was terrorized. Number two
because the police and directly the taxpayers had to waste time, money,
and resources going out trying to figure out what the
hell was going on. They should absolutely be fine for it. Absolutely. Okay,
let's go to the next here. This is uh what's
(12:46):
this next one?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Let's do uh the jogger. Should we do the jogger
first or which one? Okay, we'll do the jogger. So
a jogger in California evidently is not a big fan
of their person in their neighborhoods Halloween decorations. Go ahead
and play this clip from the local eight KS or
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KSBW News.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
This is ring camera footage from Tuesday morning. You can
see a woman lightly jog past the house's frontyard. Once
she gets out of frame, she turns back around, rolls
up her sleeves, then jogs up the lawn and open
fist strikes one of the witch decorations down before running.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Off, but it doesn't end.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
She then comes back again use more elbows to hit
the remaining two witches.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
I have never seen her before, and I've checked with
several of my neighbors and none of them recognize her either.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
And this isn't the first time it's happened. You're looking
at video from the evening of October eleventh, just like
Tuesday morning. A woman who appears to be the same
woman jogs past the house, this time stopping to stare
at the decoration. But then she comes back and punches
all three whitches down.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
It's really disheartening, and not only that, not to just
do it once, but twice. I just wanted to stop. Really,
you know, that's it, because the kids really do enjoy it.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Now she's upping her security today.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
I activated the voice command HI, you are currently being recorded.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
This is not the only house on the street with
Halloween decorations, but it seems to be the only one
being targeted.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
I am surprised that this lady is having a problem
with the neighbor's house. I'm concerned about my house as well.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
These decorations are homemade. The woman who lives here says
she cherishes making new decorations for each Halloween, and she
says she has no idea why this woman is doing this.
She's also filed a police report reporting in Selena's Zoe
Hunt kse BW Action News eight.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
All Right, you know what I would do.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You know what I would do there. I would figure
out what her schedule is, what time is she running
in front of my house? And then I would swap
out one of the witches and dress up as one
and just wait there for her, like put covering over
my face so you couldn't see it was me and
just hold that position and when she comes up to
hit me, just go surprise motherfucker and give her like
(15:23):
a heart attack and kill her on my front lawn.
That would be hilarious. Here's what I think happened. Here's
my theory, and I'll hear you tell me your theory
in a second. Here's my theory. This woman, uh twenty
some years ago, had to crush and her crush hit
her up, and it was like, hey, can we go
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and see this movie that's out in theaters right now.
It's Halloween time. It's called hocus Pocus. It's about these
three witches. And you know, she was just head over
heels in love with this guy. Said absolutely, let's go
see this movie. They went and saw the movie. They
went out to dinner afterwards. You know, back when you
could afford to do both for a first date. So
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they went out to dinner afterwards and they hit it off,
and then they went in a second date, then a
third date, and then a fourth day, and then three
months in they decide they're gonna they're gonna get hitched.
They're gonna get hitched. Three months in, they elope to Vegas.
On the fourth month, they get married. Six months go by,
everything's just fine and dandy. Another six months go by
and they start to think, Hm, maybe we rushed into
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this thing a little bit. But if we have a kid,
the kid's gonna save the marriage. So they get pregnant.
They have the kid. Turns out it's twins, and the
twins are just an apps. They've got colluck. They're absolute
menaces and they're not able to take them. In surprise, surprise,
the kid did not keep the couple together. So they
continue to fight. They continue to be at each other's throats.
(16:49):
The kids are a menace. They get into this nasty
divorce and child custody dispute and uh. And then the mother,
the wife, the woman you saw in that video, just
goes full blown postpartum and drowns one of the kids
in the bathtub. Then she goes to court. The court
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determines that she wasn't mentally fit to stand trials. They
put her in a mental institution for about a decade.
She spends a decade there, gets quote unquote better, gets
released back out onto the street, meets a new man
who's not aware of her history because it's locked and
sealed in the mental institution.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Files, and she.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Is jogging by in her new neighborhood and she sees
the three witches and is triggered by hocus Pocus and
that first date that set her life down, that spiral
and just loses it.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Do you agree with my theory?
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Okay, good glad we're on the same page. Why do
you think she's hitting him.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I think she's just crazy, just a nutcase.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah see, I thought like maybe she might.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Those like crazy Halloween ladies.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Like super religious.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yeah, yeah, like witches and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
But I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
I think she's just crazy.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
You're doing it for fun.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
I can't stand the Christians that get all self righteous
about Halloween.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
It's so annoying. Halloween's the Devil's holiday. No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
The devil doesn't have anything. It's like saying heavy metal
is the Devil's music. Like, yeah, there's elements of heavy metal,
and there's subgenres of it that preach Satanism or you know,
self will and all that crap.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
That sure, sure, but there's also Christian metal. You know.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Can you use Halloween to do satanic rituals and shit? Yes,
they're absolutely are people to do that, But you can't
sit here and look me in the eye and tell me,
because first off, the devil doesn't create anything.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
He only destroys. God creates everything.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Right, what we choose to do with those things are
up to us, whether we use them for good or evil.
You can't tell me that it's the devil's doing if
you use Halloween to come up with creative decorations and
costume designs and spend time with your kids, Like if
you find something that you all enjoy, you get to
spend time with your kids, walk walking them door to door,
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walking them. If you drive them, I will shoot your
fucking tires out walking them door to door.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
You can't tell me that's the devil's doing. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
There's people just I start to see these posts every year.
Christians shouldn't celebrate Halloween. Shut the fuck up, dude.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I think the sad part of this is that she
homemakes those decorations. I know they're not just like store by,
Like she didn't just go to home depot and buy them,
like she made those decorations.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
And this lady's just destroying I know.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh, you know those people around the block that I have,
like that crazy setup around the block from us that
I like the guy in the chair. It's on the
They're moving it slightly every day. Now, it's like on
the grounds. It looks like.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Scott Frost after a Nebraska football game, just passed out
on the floor.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, they've they've moved it. Okay, we'll go to the
next one here. Let's do the doll. Let's stay on
the Halloween decoration trend here on that topic. So Mia
showed me that she was telling me about this doll,
this crazy Halloween doll. It's a decoration on Amazon that
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you can get, and this lady posted a TikTok of
it and she wanted to get.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
It for our house.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
And I'm like, well, I need to see the video
and try to make sense of if what you're describing
to me is true, how it's happening, because I'm not
just letting if that shit's paranormal, I'm not letting that
in my house. And I found the video. I saw
it on TikTok, and then Mia searched it back up
and found it for the show. So now we're gonna
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show all of you guys the creepy Amazon doll.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Go ahead.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
I bought her on Amazon two nights in a row.
She slowly turned around to look at me as I
walk outside walking to my car, and when I got
inside out of my car, she would turn back around.
So I wanted to play this video. And as you
can see, it is windy out right now, not too windy,
(21:10):
but windy. You can see she's slowly starting to turn around,
which on the first two nights there was no wind.
It was not windy at all.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
But if you get out of here, no, okay.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
That's normal because of the wind. But hold up, look
at her. She's turning back around, absolutely stopping right there
to look at me. I don't play that. It's time
for her to go. See I think, okay, she's gonna
turn back around. No, she turns and she continues to
(21:50):
look at me. Now I'm trying to get myself in
the house at this point. Yeah, it's time for her
to go. Anybody want her now?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
It wasn't The top comment was like from someone who
worked at Amazon that said, please don't send that back
to us.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yeah, yeah, it's please don't send her back.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
And there was another video from it was a different person, right, Yeah, there.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Was another video from a different person who had the
same exact decoration up and it.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Wasn't windy at all.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
And she had other decorations hanging too, and so the
other decorations weren't moving, so you could tell it wasn't
windy because other decorations weren't moving. And the doll started
twisting around just like it did in this video to
where it was facing hell no. So this one was
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twisting around like it wasn't windy. You can tell because
the other ones weren't moving, but this one started like
twisting around.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
To face there, hell no.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
And it just hangs there like there's no like wires
or anything.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
That ain't going in my house. It's going nowhere near it.
Absolutely not. You are a fool willingly were that shit
into your home.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
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Speaker 2 (24:14):
Okay, let's go to the next one.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Here, Haunted Conjuring farmhouse set for Halloween auction. Historic Rhode
Island farmhouse that inspired the Conjuring? Is this the og
one from the movie, that's the not from the move
from like.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
The seventeen fifties or what that we talked about on
the show.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yeah, Oh I thought you met like that they used
for Should.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
We put in an offer?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
How much do you think it's gonna go for? No,
some freak will pay millions of dollars for this. I
guarantee you, A guarantee you. No, the house is probably
worth like well, I was gonna say, like eighty grand,
but it's Rhode Island.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
So double that.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
It's got a lot of land too.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Oh, the land will do it then, but fu I
mean shit, even if you want to, like, how how
far does the curse extend? Is it just the house?
Is it the and how does that work? You know,
like a which cursed this land? Does it stop at
the property line, Like when it gets to the fence line,
it's up. Well, the utility company marked this for a
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different property line.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
The curse has to stop here. How does that work?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Nobody's ever specified that, but it says it's got to
go for a foreclosure auction. On October thirty first, the
current owner, Medium Jacqueline Nunez, bought the eight acre property
in twenty twenty two, turned it into a paranormal tourism
business with overnight's days and ghost hunts. Oh so her
grift wasn't paying the bills. Is is what they're saying here.
That's essentially what it is. She couldn't scam enough people.
(25:44):
Her time there became strained by lawsuits, accusations from former employees,
clashes with town officials, in disputes with TV ghost hunters,
which led to the loss of her entertainment license. Big surprise,
the medium got sued by everyone because they're inherently connors.
Who would have thought the homes notorious for chilling accounts
dating back to the nineteen seventies, where the Pern family
(26:06):
claimed they saw apparitions and watch beds rise from the
floor in the dead of the night. Their experiences later
inspired the hit horror franchise. Even today, visitors insist the
house is still alive, with strange act activity, reporting whispers,
unexplained shadows, and sudden drops in temperature. Paranormal believers, including
(26:27):
comedian Matt Rife and YouTuber Elton Cassti, are already campaigning.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
To buy the home and preserve its haunted legacy.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Uh you know what, I bet Matt Rife will buy
it because he bought the museum.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Those begans, I thought those Zach begans.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
No, Matt Rife bought that. He bought the ed and
Lorraine Warren music.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Oh that's right. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Why are people so like, I don't know, like I
understand being fascinated by it?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I am, But there gets.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
To a point where, like you're sitting around the bonfire,
and you like the fire because it's warm and it's
kind of alluring and it's entertaining to try to keep
it going and watch stuff burn in it. But eventually
you start sticking your hand too close to that fire
and you burn yourself and it's not so fun anymore.
And that's what that's what goes on with some of
these guys that get like so obsessed with the paranormal.
(27:23):
It's one thing to listen to podcasts and radio shows
and watch allttle YouTube videos about it and stuff like that.
But when you start like actually seeking this stuff out,
I really feel like you're just opening the door to
some really nasty shit.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I could be wrong. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
You know what I think would go great on this land, though,
you don't know, an outlet mall. I want bulldoze the house.
Put up an outlet mall. You got plenty of land
to do it. It'd be great parking space. You can
build a couple anchor stores, like a TJ Max across
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the parking lot from it, one of those TJ Max
home good duo things, kind of like the KFC and
and pizza huts that you see in small towns.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah, you'll you'll get some restaurants in there.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah, a couple of local joints, a couple like not
like McDonald's, but niche type chains.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
You know.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, maybe an Applebee's pepper Jacks. You know, you can.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Channel the spirits while you're snacking on an Anti Ann's
pretzel at the H and M. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I think that that would really symbolize this country much
better than anything. If we bulldoze some haunted land, some
cursed land and put up a JC penny, put up
a vineyard vines where people can go spend exorbitant amounts
of money on sweaters and bow ties that they're gonna
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wear three times in their lives. That would really be
full circle in this country. You can get a Nike outlet,
you know, the whole thing. We'll keep it going there. Okay,
we'll go to the next here, we've got two more dose.
Survey survey says survey explains Americans paranormal experiences and beliefs.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
What did they? Survey am on.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
An enlightening new survey asking Americans about their experience or
their paranormal experiences, found that a whopping sixty percent believe
they've encountered some form of high strangeness. Produced by the
website you gov, which conducted a similar study two years ago,
the poll presented approximately eleven hundred Americans with thirteen different
supernatural scenarios and ask respondents if they had ever had
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such a thing happen and then while the total percentage
of paranormal experiences dipped from sixty seven percent twenty twenty
three to sixty percent this year. I love what they
treated like the presidential approval ratings. The results from the
survey largely mirror the previous effort, with feeling a presence
or unknown energy topping the list at thirty five percent.
So nothing then, So the top of the list is nothing. Oh,
(30:11):
I felt like something was there?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
You felt? What do you mean you felt?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I have a cousin who schizophrenic that felt like his
neighbor was the CIA. He wasn't, but that didn't stop
him from pulling a gun on the guy. What do
you mean you felt? That's the top one. Did you
see it? Did you hear it? Did you smell it?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
You felt it?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Like physically it came up and touched you know, I
just felt like it was there. The next finoka the
phenomenon was followed. So number one was thirty five percent.
Number two're at thirty two percent. Smelling an unexplained odor, No,
(31:05):
dumb ass, that's called a gas leak. Your house is
about to explode. The burt toast that no one else smells.
It means you're having a stroke, not a ghost. Obviously,
you didn't get the assistance you needed to heal your brain.
Number three coming in at number three, hearing an unexplained
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sound or music, so the wind essentially, or you're in
an older house and it settles and it's like, oh,
paranormal experience bullshit. Both hearing a disembodied voice and filling
a temperature change were each experienced by twenty six percent
(31:47):
of respondents. As far as encounter, I guess our whole
basement's haunted in December, you know, as far as in
December through March. As far as encounters with otherworldly beings went,
sixteen percent reported seeing a ghost, ten percent claimed to
have witnessed an angel, and seven percent were unfortunate enough
to have spotted a demon. Although when we elaborate a
(32:09):
little bit further into that seven percent, half of them
were just referring to their mother in law. That I
added that part that was not in the study. I
added that, perhaps unsurprisingly, one detail discovered in the survey
was the people who believed that they had lived in
a haunted house overwhelmingly thought they had experienced at least
one of the different paranormal scenario.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Why is that so? Oh? I thought, it's it surprising, Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Interestingly, while reported encounters with otherworldly being scored fairly low
on the scale of paranormal experiences, belief in such entities
was rather high among participants. So you've already got a
biased pool, right, forty three percent saying they think demons exist,
thirty eight percent saying the same about ghosts. Okay, so
here's my question, how do you feel? So sixty percent
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of them feel they have experienced something paranormal, but only
thirty eight eight percent actually believe in the paranormal How
does that? How does that make any sense? Alas it
being uh peak spooky season, were wolves and vampires were
only endorsed by six percent of Americans. Only six percent
(33:15):
of Americans think were wolves and vampires exist. That's still
uncomfortably high. That's like, I get six percents, not a lot,
but it's a lot.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Honestly, I thought it would have been more than that.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah, so that's kind of really yeah, I would think
it'd be like one or two.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
No, I thought it would be more.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Why we are crazy?
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Oh, I think it's easier to believe in wear wolves
than vampires.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Based on what No, it's not even do you believe
in were wolves?
Speaker 6 (33:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Why is it easier to believe in wear wolves?
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Than vampires, because I don't know, because vampires are like humans,
so are.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Were wolves until they turn into the until the full moon.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Live in the woods.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
You know they don't, Yeah, they do.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
They they're humans and then when the full moon comes around,
they turn into the wolf. Haven't you seen Abbott and
Costello Meet the Wolf Man? Or Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Absolute fucking Halloween Classic. By the way, I think every
year I get the flu in uh in grade school
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during October, and every year that movie would be on
while I was home alone.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Classic. Have you seen that one?
Speaker 3 (34:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Really, we're gonna go watch it after this. No, it's
like I.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Think, because like wolves, so it's like easier.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Bats. Also, reals are real, aren't they? Yes? Aren't they?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (35:02):
I just figured out that dragons aren't real.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Well that's another story I'm not entirely convinced of that. Actually,
bats fly around in the field behind our house in
the woods.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Yes, I know they're Yes, I know bats are real.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Then why did you ask for confirmation.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Because you made it sound like they were.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Well, no, you said, it's it's easier to believe in
wool and wear wolves because of wolves.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
But it's like you were implying that bats weren't real.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Oh because of vampires.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yo.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Oh, okay, that's not real.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Vampires don't turn into bats. That's not a thing.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Okay, neither they're humans. They don't turn into bat for
but they remain human.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Okay, So I'm glad we've we've established a base for
what you're willing to believe in a baseline for what
you're willing to buy here, right.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
That's just absurd that vampires wild turn into bat So
they stay humans, they stay in human form.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Depends which one you watch, which one I watch. There's
certain vampire like movies where.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Depends on which one. I know for a.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Fact, Dracula will turn into a bat and fly away.
Haven't done my Children of the Night? Haven't you seen
the og movie?
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Dracula is not accurate?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Oh okay, Twilight is though.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Sorry, no Twilight. No Vampire Diaries accurate.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Okay, with the Salvator Brothers.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
By the way, Salvator Brothers.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
No dragons.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Okay, So I wouldn't write dragons off as totally fictitious
because here's the thing, when they go back.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
So there's two things. You got to realize. The bones,
it's a scientific.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Consensus, and I know it just sucked open the show
saying that doesn't really mean shit to me, But it's
a consensus that the wings that would be require, or
the bones that would be required to make the dragon
wings basically work functional, those bones would be so small
(37:22):
and frail that they wouldn't fossilize, so they wouldn't be
able to dig them up, so there'd be no like
physical proof of them. Here's the thing, though, every culture
all around the world, from Europe to Asia, to Africa,
to the Middle East, to South America to Native Americans
up here, every single culture has legends about a flying,
(37:45):
fire breathing lizard, every one of them. Now, nowadays it
wouldn't be a big deal because there's mass media and
cell phones and everything travels. But you got to consider
where these people were may what type of coincidence are
we talking about here that everybody in the world had
a legend basically centered around the exact same creature. Just
(38:08):
I don't find that to be a coincidence. I believe
dragons existed.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I do. You can call me crazy whatever, I believe
it not anymore. I believe at one point dragons did exist.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
There's no way that all these cultures that had no
way of communicating with one another would just happen to
come up with the same tall tale. I don't believe it.
Have I convinced you?
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:30):
I guess I need to see proof.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Well, I don't think you're gonna get it. I hate
to break it to you.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
No, I thought, like legit dragons were real, like.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
In existence right now. Don't you think they would cause
problems if they were real? How long ago did you
think dragons were real?
Speaker 3 (38:50):
They asked you a few years ago. You're the one
who told me.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Okay, I guess I tuned that one out.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
The dragon track they were real?
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Did you think that they were like currently real or
real long time ago like dinosaurs? I don't know, because
currently I feel like they caused some problems, Like don't
you feel like your homeowner's insurance would be a little
bit higher if dragons were real?
Speaker 4 (39:23):
I think I probably thought like previously they were real.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Okay, yeah, all right, last one here, we've got the
speaking of lizards of giant prehistoric lizards fourth official Nessy
Sighting Official.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
I don't know. I don't know what the standards are.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Official sighting A Man's report of twenty twenty five, a
man's report of an unusual anomaly a Lockedness has been
recognized as the fourth official monster sighting at twenty twenty five.
The possible observation announced this week reportedly occurred on October fifteenth,
sorry last week, as Peter Hoyle was visiting the famed
Scottish site. To his surprise, when he glanced out at
(40:09):
the water, he spout in a dark shape that had
mysteriously emerged and moved fairly quickly across Lockness, probably trash.
The baffling form he recalled subsequently submerged before reaching shore,
leaving the witness scratching his head and wondering if he
had just seen the site's legendary monster. Now, Peter was
(40:30):
nice enough to snap a photo of it, and we
have got said photo right here for you folks to
look at and let us know if you think this
qualifies as the fourth official lock Ness siety. I told
you something about NeSSI he shares the same technology with
the aliens in the UFOs that makes every camera trying
(40:52):
to take a picture of it go to absolute shit?
Speaker 2 (40:57):
What am I looking at here? That's nothing?
Speaker 4 (41:01):
That's that qualifies you Like the other waves and the other.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
That qualifies as an official sighting. Official, this has gotta
be a prank, says. The picture and the eyewitness support.
We're sufficient for the rather stringent arbiter of NeSSI.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Stringent.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I'm gonna take a picture of my fucking baptob and
send it in and be like, look, I've got another
NeSSI sighting and see what they say. I bet they'll
put it on the damn website. Is unconfirmed. It won't
be official, but they'll be like unconfirmed.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
The picture and the.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Witness and the eyewitness report, we're sufficient for the rather
stridgient arbiter or Nessy cases to recognize the event as
the fourth official sighting of the year. Twenty twenty five
is tally now exceeds down at twenty twenty four, Ladies
and gentlemen. We still got two months left. That's gonna
get cold. So I don't know what does NeSSI do
when the lake freezes.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
She hides out with mister NeSSI.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Oh, they go into hibernation. They get it on. That's
where they make the little nessis.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Yeah, because you've got to reproduce for more.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Evidently, it's the same fucking thing that's been there for
hundreds of years. If you listen to these.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
People, which topped out at a disappointing three and was
the lowest total of accepted Monster accounts in over a decade.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Nessie was down. Biden was ruining the NeSSI counts. A
year ago.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Biden even fucked Locknest Monster because no one could afford
to go there because of inflation. His economy fucked it
all up. Now people are going back to the lake
and we're getting more NeSSI sightings. Thanks Trump. Another Trump victory.
See that's just another thing better under Trump than Biden.
We've got more NeSSI sightings. Now there you have it,
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dicks that thinks it's the devil's holiday and getting in
a mask and a costume and going around asking for
candy will somehow open you up to demons. Just let
your don't make your kids hate you. How about that,
(43:54):
don't make them resent.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
You for that Happy Halloween.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Happy Halloweens. Your taxes, not your spouse. Stay based and
get teach your kids about socialism this year. Teach your
kids about socialism. When they get their Halloween candy, I
want you to take a third of it and go
give it to the lazy fuck down the street or
didn't go trick or treating, and say this is what's
gonna happen if you elect a communist like zoron Momdani
(44:18):
seet on your taxes night.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
What were you say is gonna walk with your kids.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
And walk with them? Do not drive your kids. If
you drive your kids to my house, I will kill
myself in front of your family. Do not drive your
kids to my house to trick or treat. Walk with them.
It's not gonna hurt them. In fact, it's good. Believe me,
They're about to go get seven thousand calories worth of
(44:45):
just pure sugar and candy. It's not gonna kill them
to get a couple extra steps in walking door to door.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
It's one thing.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
What now that I didn't think you're gonna go up at.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
A whole time. Now, listen, you started me.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Now, I don't mind the people that drive to an area,
park and get out. I don't have a problem with that.
I understand people live in apartments, people live in parts
of town that are not safe, and they don't want
to be out walking around because somebody might get shot
at or something. I fully understand that those are not
the people I'm talking about. The people I'm talking about
are the people who drive door to door with their fat,
(45:24):
lazy little kids and the fat lazy parents, and they
drop them off at each door, and the kid will
get out and waddle to the door and grab the
next bullet that he's loading in the gun, that is
pre diabetes that has been cursed on him from.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
His lazy, fat, fuck worthless parents.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
Waddle back to the car, and then they'll drive three
miles an hour, twenty feet down to the next house.
Do not let me listen. It's a Friday night. We're
gonna have people over to a bonfire in our driveway.
I'm gonna have a few drinks in me. If I
catch you dropping your kids off, we will have words.
I promise you that we will have a problem. We're
(46:02):
gonna fight, all right, cheat on your taxes, not your
spouse to stay based. Were actually getting out of here
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