November 5, 2025 • 24 mins
A woman takes it upon herself to choose between feeding herself (and her cat) or selling a PS5, which would you choose? After a drunken night out, a friend requests a $150 payment after an accident happens on her couch. You don't want to miss this week's 'Fan Comments' regarding pitbulls and mothers.
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
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Speaker 2 (00:50):
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Speaker 1 (00:51):
The red face of white supremacy is here with us
as always on this Unsolicited Advice segment, where she's found
some folks on the internet that are desperate and reaching
out for help, but not from assholes like us, thus
the unsolicited part of it. And we're going to help
them out anyway. Though, what's going on this week with
the stories?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
We've got a person in someone in jail. Yeah, and
then some other stories.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Okay, yeah, before we do that.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Oh, we've got a PP story. What a PP story?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
PP story?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Okay, before we do that, though, I want to do
can we do some Can we do a little bit
of fan mail? We don't always do fan mail, but
every now and then, have a good time. What what's
the look for? You don't want to do the fan mail?
We so a couple of weeks ago, we did a
segment about an Ohio mother who had been arrested and
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sentenced to jail because her child was mauled to death
by her pit bulls. Now, you all know I'm pretty
outspoken about how much I hate the Frankens monsters that
some of the dumbest people in this country referred to
as their pets. So I couldn't help it but go
on a little bit of a tie rate about it. Now,
every time I go on a ti rate about pitbulls
on the show, I make sure to clip it. Why
(02:12):
because we get a bunch of hate comments on it,
and it drives our algorithm up. It's great, people freak out,
we get a bunch of views on the video, and
I get paid. It's a win win, right, So I
make sure to do it. But we got some pretty unhinged,
I don't even want to say unhinged, just stupid comments
on our pit bull video, and I wanted to read
(02:34):
some of them. Surprisingly, a lot of them were supporting us.
I think people are finally starting to catch on to
this bullshit. But a lot of them were supporting us.
So I left a pinned comment because you know, when
you do go on YouTube, you're supposed to leave a
pin comment to get people interacting with the video and
engaging with you, And normally it's just a pretty benign question.
(02:55):
So my pin comment on the video said, and cue
the pit Bomb's ray the comments question, if you guys
are spassing out online, who's manning the counter at the
gas station? Drop a comment below and let us know.
So here's the first one we got. I just came
here to leave a dislike. I immediately paused the video.
(03:16):
I'm not gonna listen to any of this crap. Doesn't
that Mia sum up the average pit bull owner right there.
I don't even care to hear what you have to say.
I've already made up my pea sized mind about it,
and I'm just gonna leave a dislike without hearing any
of the context to what you have to say, because
God forbid I ever encounter new information. Right another one,
(03:38):
It says you have no clue what you're talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
That minds you.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
This guy looks like if Kevin Feederline were somehow more
white trash like, he took a sharpie and penciled in
his little faggoty go tee here. And I'm not gonna
read it all because it's about nine hundred word essay
that is one run on sentence.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But law or less just says I have no idea
what I'm talking about. You guys can go.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
This guy wanted me to know that he's owned forty
pits in his lifetime and he has not even been
nipped but one time. But then he says, now some
have gone rogue. That's true, but the vast majority, what
hold on.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Hold hold on? What do you what? What? We can't
have both here? What are you talking about? The dumbest
people on the planet feel.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Like he moved past that way to you?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
What does that mean? Have gone rogue? I know, Oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
You can use the percentage all you want, because I
know it's purposely misleading because the percentage sounds worse when
you're actually seventy percent. Yes, no, seventy percent of fatal
attacks does sound pretty bad because it is pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
That's all there is to it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Mine would never hurt a fly, No, but they would
hurt small children.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
That's the problem. No one's concerned about pitbulls harming flies.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Okay, it's small children, pets, and women walking down the
street minding their own business. They're the friendliest and nicest
dogs I've ever met. He's obviously has never met another dog,
is what he's saying here. I have a Lab and
pit mix, best dog I've ever had. She has both temperaments.
(05:43):
She's aggressive and loving.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Great.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You know what, you know what all these people when
you hear a news article about a pit bull either
killing somebody or mauling someone, do you know what all
of the people that own these dogs have in common
is they're all the ones that are in the comments
section on videos in news articles, Just like mine talking
about how their pit bull would never hurt a fly,
Their pit bulls would never hurt a fly until they do.
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And then other retards will flock to the comments on
the news article about their monstrosity of a dog and
talk about how their pit bull would never hurt a
fly until it does, that's the problem with it. And
then then we've actually got some some I was surprised.
I did not think we were gonna get very many
reasonable comments here. Sky says, I love dogs, but I
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agree these dogs should be banned from ownership.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
They're too dangerous when they go rogue and become violent.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Plenty of other dog breeds to choose from. Several women,
children are elderly are severely mauled or even killed by
these disgusting animals weekly. You can't even argue with the numbers.
It's the same with people. You can't argue with the numbers.
The mom needs to go away for life. Uh what else?
How dumb can people be? I won't even leave my
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bunnies on a tenant out of the cage because I'm
worried about the cat's hunting instincts kicking in. And then
this one, or we do something about the trash that
owns them, and not blame the animals. I know, crazy
making Derelix responsible, but no, just blame the dog. Here's
the problem, guys with this, Oh it's just the bad
owners argument.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Oh, it's just the bad owners.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's not just the bad owners, because to make that
argument implies that there's no other dog breed that has
bad owners. There are bad owners of huskies, there are
bad owners of Labrador Retrievers, there are bad owners of
Saint Bernard's. Of all types of dogs, right, but only
one goes rogue and accounts for seventy percent of fatal
dog attacks in this country every year, and it's pit Pulls.
(07:42):
So all those other breeds have plenty of bad scumbag
you know, abusive owners, but only one of them accounts
for seventy percent of fatal attacks in this country per year,
and it's pit pulls. I stand by what I say.
Every one of your dogs should get the needle. Okay,
let's hop in to the.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Story this week. What do we do? Which one should
I do first? Here? Does it matter? No?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
No, do the prison one.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
It's a picture, Okay, my partner is in prison.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
This am I the asshole ars this relationship.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Exhausting Facebook group from what appears to be an anonymous
account says, my partner is in prison. This is a
recent development. He was the income earner because I because
chronically ill. I'm assuming this means the poster is chronically ill.
Chronically ill in like ninety percent of cases. What I've
learned just means fat. That's what it's like. Oh I'm disabled,
(08:37):
I'm medically at risk. You heard that one a lot
during COVID. They're just fat more often than not. I
can't fill my scripts this month, nor feed my poor cat,
who doesn't understand. I want to sell the PS five
and all the accessories. He's not keen, but facing life,
so am I. He's facing life in prison. His PlayStation
should be the least of his concerns. I'm assuming he's
(09:00):
on a public defender, by the way, at like less
than what it's worth, because it's an emergency.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Edited to add he's in for something he didn't do. Oh,
he's all.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
They're always in for something they didn't do. You ever
noticed that, know what? Every The prisons are just full
of people who were framed.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Have you ever known?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You ever wonder like, how many murderers and rapists and
drug dealers and whatnot. Am I just interacting with on
a daily basis because evidently every person that's sitting in prison,
they got the wrong guy. So you're obviously talking to
these crimes got committed, so we're out, you know, just
interacting with these people. You know there are serving our
(09:40):
tables at restaurants, they're fixing our cars. They're the ones
that are taking the quote on your insurance to see
what you're gonna get jacked up for your house next year.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
But none of the people in prison ever did it.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
If you listen to them, he said he's in for
something he couldn't he didn't do, and we can prove it.
But the jury says guilty. Why didn't you prove it
to the jury. Why are you just now trying to
prove don't you think if you could prove it, you
should have done it.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Then?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Here, I don't think people understand this is you're dealing
with trash. Here is they don't understand how the legal
system works.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Is the burden of proof is on the state.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
You don't have to prove you're innocent, right, so they
proved your scumbag quote unquote partner guilty, here says the
jury says guilty. So we're going through the appeals process
and that takes time. Right now, our cat's hungry, and
I literally just shared my last tiny tin of tuna
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with him. I'm looking into the process to rehome him
because he deserves better and I can't provide it.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I get a job problem solved. Oh, I'm chronically ill.
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
You're not chronically ill enough for the state to uh
step in and take care of your your needs.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
So you're not too chronically ill to get a job.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Get a job problem solved, and break up with your
scumbag murderer or whatever.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Boyfriend, husband, wife, girlfriend. I think it's a man.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, man, and sell the PlayStation five. Yes, sell the
PlayStation five. It will do him no good when he
is sitting in prison. He can get out and buy
a new one if he's truly innocent with all the
money he's made from suing the state for false imprisonment.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Uh. But yes, as of right now, if.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You are splitting a tiny tin of tuna with your
cat to prevent yourself from starving, and my guess, and
I'm just going off a hunt here, but my guess
is the person who wrote this probably not.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Gonna hurt him to miss a meal or two.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yes, you should sell your PS five one hundred percent. Okay,
let's go to the next here. How much does a
PS five go for nowadays? Probably three hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, it can't go for that much.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, I mean it's not I mean, if you needed
like cash in a hurry, but it's not gonna be
like life changing money. You're gonna have the same problem
in a month.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
A few tiny cans of tuna will do it. Yeah,
she'll have a few more tiny cans.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Look, here's the thing. You can go to Costco and
buy the biggest fucking bag of rice you've ever seen
for like fifteen dollars, right, and then you can go
get a fuck ton of beans for like eight bucks. So,
I mean, you know it's not gonna be fun, but
for less than twenty five dollars, you can feed yourself
for a month. And no, like I said, it's gonna
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eat a bag of dicks. It's not gonna be a
good time, but you'll be able to survive, and you'll
at least be able to you know, not be starving
all the time. And figure out what your next move
is gonna be. Or you can sit there and wallow
on the couch and play your PlayStation five. I don't
fucking care what you people do if you want me
to be honest with you, Okay, next one, kiss a
(13:08):
boo on Reddit?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Am I the asshole? Am I the asshole?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
For asking my friend's boyfriend to pay one hundred and
fifty dollars after he had an accident on my couch?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Now?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Is this the accident I'm thinking of with like toddlers
and dogs and old people.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yes, she doesn't specify, but it's it's implied.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
On Halloween, boy to it.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
The entire time has just accident, all right?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
On Halloween, my boyfriend and I went out to a
bar with friends, including my friend Jake and his boyfriend Dylan.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Both names are in quotes.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
We were all drunk and went back to my place
at one am to hang out since everyone's cars were
there from the pregame. At some point, Dylan fell asleep
on the couch. While we were talking. Another friend suddenly
told us Dylan was having an accident on himself, but
it was too late and it was soaked into my
couch cushion.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Leather couches problem solved. Jake didn't do you know what.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Our dog threw up on our couch the other day
and it took me thirty seconds to clean it. Leather
couches solve all your problems. Jake didn't do anything. So
another friend carried Dylan to the bathroom. My boyfriend had
already gone to bed. When we came back, Dylan was
gone somehow. While we were grabbing towels, he had gotten
into our bed, still in his accident soaked clothes, and
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laid down next to my sleeping boyfriend. He got accident
all over the Are we five?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Just call it?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Piss We found him a few minutes later, woke my
boyfriend up, and another friend moved Dylan back to the couch,
except he laid on the other side this time and
got accident on there too. Okay, has anyone considered Okay,
these people are idiots.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
You deserve this. The guy pissed himself. It is what
it is. There's nothing you can do.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Why do you keep moving him back to your furniture
that is not dirty? If you're gonna put him anywhere,
put him on the couch that he already pissed on
and leave him there and deal with it the next day.
Why do you keep moving him to clean The urine's
not going anywhere, The pants aren't going to magically clean themselves.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Why do you keep moving him to new places thinking
it's not going to create a new problem. You're not
the asshole, You're the dumbass.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I told my boyfriend not to make a big scene
because I figured Jake and Dylan had already be embarrassed.
We threw our betting in the wash and ended up
sleeping on the floor. Jake and Dilon stayed the night
and left around eight am without cleaning anything, offering to
help or apologize.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Why.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Here's my other question? How is an adult? Are you
crashing on your friend's couch? Like, dude, get an uber
and go home and come back and get your car.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Do people still do that at our age?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Like?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I don't understand it. I don't want to sleep. God.
When we woke up around ten am, the smell was horrible.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Well, yes, when you get piss all over all of
the furniture you own, that tends to happen. We texted
and called them no answer for hours. I finally bought
a carpet and upholstery cleaner for one hundred and fifty dollars,
should be cleaning the couch, matches and blankets. I texted Jake, so,
I adore you and Dylan, but our couch smells like accident,
so we have to clean. It's gonna be one hundred
fifty dollars. I'm going to request Dylan pay for it.
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My boyfriend told Dylan he should cover the cost, and
when they eventually answered it two pm, he said, request
it from Jake on Venmo. Eight hours later, at ten pm,
he replied to my text saying, Hey, I don't know
if it's fair for Dylan to pay one hundred and
fifty dollars. If he gives you half, would that be cool?
We could have used our own carpet cleaner.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
You weren't answering your phone.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
They never offered to bring one earlier, and by then
I was long done cleaning. Now here's the thing. Here's
the thing. It looks like they did Venmo them though. Okay, yeah, okay,
here's the thing. Even if you could have brought a
carpet cleaner and you feel like well, you should have
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at least asked me. You know, we could have made
this right without you having to go spend a bunch
of money. Even if that's the way you feel. You're
not exactly playing with good cards when you piss on
someone's couch and then climb into bed with their significant
other and get piss all over.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
The bed accident.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Excuse me, Yeah, you don't really hold the cards in
this situation. You know, we always se you gotta know
one to hold them, knowing to fold them. This is
time to fold them. I don't like if they go, hey, dude,
it cost us five.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Hundred dollars to clean this.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
You just go, Okay, my bad, and you send the money,
or you work out a payment plan or whatever you
gotta do. You just that this is one of those
situations when you drunkenly urinate on someone's furniture, no matter
what the dollar amount is that they request from you,
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You hold your breath and you make good on that
because there is no defending what you did. Maybe it's
you know, maybe one hundred and fifty dollars is a lot,
because I remember rent a carpet cleaner for like fifty bucks.
Aren't they they're not that expensive?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah? She said she bought one, though.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Well, that was fucking stupid, shouldn't it. You could have
heart a home depot and renting one for like fifty bucks.
But regardless, regard doesn't matter, doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
You're what.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
You gotta realize. You're not paying for the carpet cleaner here.
That's not what you're paying for.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Here. You are paying the retard tax. Here, you are.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Paying the fine for getting blackout drunk and pissing yourself
on your friend's furniture. The embarrassment is just part one
of the retard tax. Part two of the retard tax
is you agree to whatever dollar amount they request, and
you shut the fuck.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Up and never talk about it again. It's a two
part fee. Here. You're not on the hook for that.
You're still on the hook for Can I have a
drink of that? I won't drink at all. I'm just parched.
Thank you. It's the first soda I've had, real soda
I've had this month. Am I the asshole? Last one
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from murder?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
She reads, am I the asshole for not letting a
kid eat my food. The other day, I was at
the mall with my boyfriend and our two kids, five
and six. We were sitting eating a bag of roasted chestnuts.
When this kid, around ten years old starts hovering around us. Now,
I admit I'm not the biggest fan of any kid
that doesn't belong to me.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Is this a woman that wrote this? Okay?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Because I was explaining to me how men do not
like kids that aren't ours, babies that aren't ours, and
dogs at aren't ours. We don't want to hold someone
else's baby, we don't want to pet someone else's dog.
It's a man thing. The guys that are listening understand this. Now,
I admit I'm not the biggest fan of any kid
that doesn't belong to me. So this alone was already
annoying me slightly, but I still smiled to him. And
then he calls my son over and whispers in his ear,
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and I knew it was about the chestnuts. My son
nods his head yes, and the boy comes up to
me and reaches for a chestnut.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I moved bag.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I moved the bag and said, no, you have to
go ask your parents. My boyfriend got upset, called me rude,
and handed a chestnut to the boy. The boy leaves,
and I tell my boyfriend he shouldn't have done that.
You don't just give food to a strange kid. Okay, pause,
I am picturing the kid from the Polar Express here
with the glasses. That's all I can picture here is
that annoying kid that we all wanted to punch in
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the face. Even as an adult, I see that very
rarely do I watch that movie because it's one of
the worst Christmas movies of all time. But I see
when I'm in a mood for a nap and I
see that movie, I just want to hit the damn
kid in the mouth. I'll take the child abuse charge
if I can shut that little asshole up. So the
boy that hovers back around is without a word, snatches
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two chestnuts from the back absolutely not back of the head,
uper spray right in the face. He grouped me, screaming,
take this kid. Ruin this kid that my boyfriend is holding.
I stand up and said, very firmly, sorry, but you
can't take our stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Go to your parents to put them back, and ran off.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I think the kid had no education, crossed out manners,
and I was gonna I wasn't gonna let my kids
think it's okay to accept anything from strangers, or that
it's okay to be pressured into sharing. My boyfriend doesn't agree.
He thinks the kid trusted us because we had kids ourselves.
He thinks I was just selfish. No, it's not selfish.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
The kid is not.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Until you're you're you're failing to raise your children. If
you raise them to grow up believing that other people
are just entitled to your shit, Now you should teach
them that. Hey, you should be charitable and give to
those in need. But that doesn't involve being bullied out
of shit. That doesn't mean people can just kind of
force your hand and get you to give them whatever
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they want. That's not how it works. You should absolutely
help out people that are hungry and people who are
you know, are less fortunate than you. But there is
a fine life between being generous and being a doormat.
The boyfriend wants to be a doormat. You don't just
give people stuff to shut him up. Now, that kid
may have been hungry, I don't know, But if he
approaches you with that level of entitlement, just walking up
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and taking your shit absolutely not. Under no circumstances, you
are one hundred percent correct to shut that shit down
where it stood.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
What do you think about this.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I was just gonna say, those mall chestnuts are expensive too.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
What are mall chest How am I just hearing about
mall testnuts? I was a mall rat.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
It's those chestnuts you know in West Roads when it
smelled like really good, you went to Oakviewed.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I was an oak Few mall rat. You were the porchids.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
West Roads had this like stand with nuts and it's
always smelled really really good, and it was these like
fancy nuts that you could buy and they were pretty expensive.
So I mean, if she got a bag and they're
sharing them with the family for yeah, yeah, like I
wouldn't want another kid coming up and taking them either.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
No, absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Also, like, so I was looking at the comments, someone
in the comments mentioned like, what if the kid was
allergic to nuts?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah, and now you're getting sued. Yeah yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Asshole parents sends the kid out on that mission just
so they can, you know, give them some manfl axis
and sue you or sue the mall or whatever, and
now you feel like shit, Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I didn't even think of that. It could be that.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
And then I mean it's more common in Europe, but
it happens in the US too.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Thieves will do things like that too.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
They'll have young kids and they'll send the kid because
people trust women and kids, and they'll send the kid
out to distract you while they pick your pocket. That's
a thing as well, where they'll have kids come up
to you with just weird, little seemingly benign requests like that.
They don't see it, they don't act like they're in trouble.
It's not the damsel and distress thing you see with
home invasions here. But they'll come up to you and
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they'll be, you know, they're like there. They'll ask you
for or a stupid question like that, and then they'll
parents will walk by and steal your your your wallet.
That happens. Why you should never never talk to strangers,
even if they're ten years old.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Absolutely not, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Do we have anything else we want to talk about? No,
all right, show air Saturday. We're gonna talk about these
elections and why we should put all the Democrats in
you know, internment camps and fun stuff like that, Saturday,
eight am Central Standard Time. And then next week we
got a couple of special We got some special guests
lined up talking about all kinds of fun stuff. You'll
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hear more about that on the Saturday show. We'll give
you a preview for who those those fine individuals are.
All right, chet on your taxes, not your spouse, and
stay based
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about that on Saturday. I'm your host as always, Caleb
Salvator reporting from somewhere underground.
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The red face of white supremacy is here with us
as always on this Unsolicited Advice segment, where she's found
some folks on the internet that are desperate and reaching
out for help, but not from assholes like us, thus
the unsolicited part of it. And we're going to help
them out anyway. Though, what's going on this week with
the stories?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
We've got a person in someone in jail. Yeah, and
then some other stories.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Okay, yeah, before we do that.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Oh, we've got a PP story. What a PP story?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
PP story?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Okay, before we do that, though, I want to do
can we do some Can we do a little bit
of fan mail? We don't always do fan mail, but
every now and then, have a good time. What what's
the look for? You don't want to do the fan mail?
We so a couple of weeks ago, we did a
segment about an Ohio mother who had been arrested and
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sentenced to jail because her child was mauled to death
by her pit bulls. Now, you all know I'm pretty
outspoken about how much I hate the Frankens monsters that
some of the dumbest people in this country referred to
as their pets. So I couldn't help it but go
on a little bit of a tie rate about it. Now,
every time I go on a ti rate about pitbulls
on the show, I make sure to clip it. Why
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because we get a bunch of hate comments on it,
and it drives our algorithm up. It's great, people freak out,
we get a bunch of views on the video, and
I get paid. It's a win win, right, So I
make sure to do it. But we got some pretty unhinged,
I don't even want to say unhinged, just stupid comments
on our pit bull video, and I wanted to read
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some of them. Surprisingly, a lot of them were supporting us.
I think people are finally starting to catch on to
this bullshit. But a lot of them were supporting us.
So I left a pinned comment because you know, when
you do go on YouTube, you're supposed to leave a
pin comment to get people interacting with the video and
engaging with you, And normally it's just a pretty benign question.
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So my pin comment on the video said, and cue
the pit Bomb's ray the comments question, if you guys
are spassing out online, who's manning the counter at the
gas station? Drop a comment below and let us know.
So here's the first one we got. I just came
here to leave a dislike. I immediately paused the video.
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I'm not gonna listen to any of this crap. Doesn't
that Mia sum up the average pit bull owner right there.
I don't even care to hear what you have to say.
I've already made up my pea sized mind about it,
and I'm just gonna leave a dislike without hearing any
of the context to what you have to say, because
God forbid I ever encounter new information. Right another one,
(03:38):
It says you have no clue what you're talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
That minds you.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
This guy looks like if Kevin Feederline were somehow more
white trash like, he took a sharpie and penciled in
his little faggoty go tee here. And I'm not gonna
read it all because it's about nine hundred word essay
that is one run on sentence.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But law or less just says I have no idea
what I'm talking about. You guys can go.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
This guy wanted me to know that he's owned forty
pits in his lifetime and he has not even been
nipped but one time. But then he says, now some
have gone rogue. That's true, but the vast majority, what
hold on.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Hold hold on? What do you what? What? We can't
have both here? What are you talking about? The dumbest
people on the planet feel.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Like he moved past that way to you?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
What does that mean? Have gone rogue? I know, Oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
You can use the percentage all you want, because I
know it's purposely misleading because the percentage sounds worse when
you're actually seventy percent. Yes, no, seventy percent of fatal
attacks does sound pretty bad because it is pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
That's all there is to it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Mine would never hurt a fly, No, but they would
hurt small children.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
That's the problem. No one's concerned about pitbulls harming flies.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Okay, it's small children, pets, and women walking down the
street minding their own business. They're the friendliest and nicest
dogs I've ever met. He's obviously has never met another dog,
is what he's saying here. I have a Lab and
pit mix, best dog I've ever had. She has both temperaments.
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She's aggressive and loving.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Great.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You know what, you know what all these people when
you hear a news article about a pit bull either
killing somebody or mauling someone, do you know what all
of the people that own these dogs have in common
is they're all the ones that are in the comments
section on videos in news articles, Just like mine talking
about how their pit bull would never hurt a fly,
Their pit bulls would never hurt a fly until they do.
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And then other retards will flock to the comments on
the news article about their monstrosity of a dog and
talk about how their pit bull would never hurt a
fly until it does, that's the problem with it. And
then then we've actually got some some I was surprised.
I did not think we were gonna get very many
reasonable comments here. Sky says, I love dogs, but I
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agree these dogs should be banned from ownership.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
They're too dangerous when they go rogue and become violent.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Plenty of other dog breeds to choose from. Several women,
children are elderly are severely mauled or even killed by
these disgusting animals weekly. You can't even argue with the numbers.
It's the same with people. You can't argue with the numbers.
The mom needs to go away for life. Uh what else?
How dumb can people be? I won't even leave my
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bunnies on a tenant out of the cage because I'm
worried about the cat's hunting instincts kicking in. And then
this one, or we do something about the trash that
owns them, and not blame the animals. I know, crazy
making Derelix responsible, but no, just blame the dog. Here's
the problem, guys with this, Oh it's just the bad
owners argument.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Oh, it's just the bad owners.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's not just the bad owners, because to make that
argument implies that there's no other dog breed that has
bad owners. There are bad owners of huskies, there are
bad owners of Labrador Retrievers, there are bad owners of
Saint Bernard's. Of all types of dogs, right, but only
one goes rogue and accounts for seventy percent of fatal
dog attacks in this country every year, and it's pit Pulls.
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So all those other breeds have plenty of bad scumbag
you know, abusive owners, but only one of them accounts
for seventy percent of fatal attacks in this country per year,
and it's pit pulls. I stand by what I say.
Every one of your dogs should get the needle. Okay,
let's hop in to the.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Story this week. What do we do? Which one should
I do first? Here? Does it matter? No?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
No, do the prison one.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
It's a picture, Okay, my partner is in prison.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
This am I the asshole ars this relationship.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Exhausting Facebook group from what appears to be an anonymous
account says, my partner is in prison. This is a
recent development. He was the income earner because I because
chronically ill. I'm assuming this means the poster is chronically ill.
Chronically ill in like ninety percent of cases. What I've
learned just means fat. That's what it's like. Oh I'm disabled,
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I'm medically at risk. You heard that one a lot
during COVID. They're just fat more often than not. I
can't fill my scripts this month, nor feed my poor cat,
who doesn't understand. I want to sell the PS five
and all the accessories. He's not keen, but facing life,
so am I. He's facing life in prison. His PlayStation
should be the least of his concerns. I'm assuming he's
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on a public defender, by the way, at like less
than what it's worth, because it's an emergency.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Edited to add he's in for something he didn't do. Oh,
he's all.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
They're always in for something they didn't do. You ever
noticed that, know what? Every The prisons are just full
of people who were framed.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Have you ever known?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You ever wonder like, how many murderers and rapists and
drug dealers and whatnot. Am I just interacting with on
a daily basis because evidently every person that's sitting in prison,
they got the wrong guy. So you're obviously talking to
these crimes got committed, so we're out, you know, just
interacting with these people. You know there are serving our
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tables at restaurants, they're fixing our cars. They're the ones
that are taking the quote on your insurance to see
what you're gonna get jacked up for your house next year.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
But none of the people in prison ever did it.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
If you listen to them, he said he's in for
something he couldn't he didn't do, and we can prove it.
But the jury says guilty. Why didn't you prove it
to the jury. Why are you just now trying to
prove don't you think if you could prove it, you
should have done it.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Then?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Here, I don't think people understand this is you're dealing
with trash. Here is they don't understand how the legal
system works.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Is the burden of proof is on the state.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
You don't have to prove you're innocent, right, so they
proved your scumbag quote unquote partner guilty, here says the
jury says guilty. So we're going through the appeals process
and that takes time. Right now, our cat's hungry, and
I literally just shared my last tiny tin of tuna
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with him. I'm looking into the process to rehome him
because he deserves better and I can't provide it.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I get a job problem solved. Oh, I'm chronically ill.
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
You're not chronically ill enough for the state to uh
step in and take care of your your needs.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
So you're not too chronically ill to get a job.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Get a job problem solved, and break up with your
scumbag murderer or whatever.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Boyfriend, husband, wife, girlfriend. I think it's a man.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, man, and sell the PlayStation five. Yes, sell the
PlayStation five. It will do him no good when he
is sitting in prison. He can get out and buy
a new one if he's truly innocent with all the
money he's made from suing the state for false imprisonment.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Uh. But yes, as of right now, if.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You are splitting a tiny tin of tuna with your
cat to prevent yourself from starving, and my guess, and
I'm just going off a hunt here, but my guess
is the person who wrote this probably not.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Gonna hurt him to miss a meal or two.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yes, you should sell your PS five one hundred percent. Okay,
let's go to the next here. How much does a
PS five go for nowadays? Probably three hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, it can't go for that much.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, I mean it's not I mean, if you needed
like cash in a hurry, but it's not gonna be
like life changing money. You're gonna have the same problem
in a month.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
A few tiny cans of tuna will do it. Yeah,
she'll have a few more tiny cans.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Look, here's the thing. You can go to Costco and
buy the biggest fucking bag of rice you've ever seen
for like fifteen dollars, right, and then you can go
get a fuck ton of beans for like eight bucks. So,
I mean, you know it's not gonna be fun, but
for less than twenty five dollars, you can feed yourself
for a month. And no, like I said, it's gonna
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eat a bag of dicks. It's not gonna be a
good time, but you'll be able to survive, and you'll
at least be able to you know, not be starving
all the time. And figure out what your next move
is gonna be. Or you can sit there and wallow
on the couch and play your PlayStation five. I don't
fucking care what you people do if you want me
to be honest with you, Okay, next one, kiss a
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boo on Reddit?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Am I the asshole? Am I the asshole?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
For asking my friend's boyfriend to pay one hundred and
fifty dollars after he had an accident on my couch?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Now?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Is this the accident I'm thinking of with like toddlers
and dogs and old people.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yes, she doesn't specify, but it's it's implied.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
On Halloween, boy to it.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
The entire time has just accident, all right?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
On Halloween, my boyfriend and I went out to a
bar with friends, including my friend Jake and his boyfriend Dylan.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Both names are in quotes.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
We were all drunk and went back to my place
at one am to hang out since everyone's cars were
there from the pregame. At some point, Dylan fell asleep
on the couch. While we were talking. Another friend suddenly
told us Dylan was having an accident on himself, but
it was too late and it was soaked into my
couch cushion.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Leather couches problem solved. Jake didn't do you know what.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Our dog threw up on our couch the other day
and it took me thirty seconds to clean it. Leather
couches solve all your problems. Jake didn't do anything. So
another friend carried Dylan to the bathroom. My boyfriend had
already gone to bed. When we came back, Dylan was
gone somehow. While we were grabbing towels, he had gotten
into our bed, still in his accident soaked clothes, and
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laid down next to my sleeping boyfriend. He got accident
all over the Are we five?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Just call it?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Piss We found him a few minutes later, woke my
boyfriend up, and another friend moved Dylan back to the couch,
except he laid on the other side this time and
got accident on there too. Okay, has anyone considered Okay,
these people are idiots.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
You deserve this. The guy pissed himself. It is what
it is. There's nothing you can do.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Why do you keep moving him back to your furniture
that is not dirty? If you're gonna put him anywhere,
put him on the couch that he already pissed on
and leave him there and deal with it the next day.
Why do you keep moving him to clean The urine's
not going anywhere, The pants aren't going to magically clean themselves.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Why do you keep moving him to new places thinking
it's not going to create a new problem. You're not
the asshole, You're the dumbass.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I told my boyfriend not to make a big scene
because I figured Jake and Dylan had already be embarrassed.
We threw our betting in the wash and ended up
sleeping on the floor. Jake and Dilon stayed the night
and left around eight am without cleaning anything, offering to
help or apologize.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Why.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Here's my other question? How is an adult? Are you
crashing on your friend's couch? Like, dude, get an uber
and go home and come back and get your car.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Do people still do that at our age?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Like?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I don't understand it. I don't want to sleep. God.
When we woke up around ten am, the smell was horrible.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Well, yes, when you get piss all over all of
the furniture you own, that tends to happen. We texted
and called them no answer for hours. I finally bought
a carpet and upholstery cleaner for one hundred and fifty dollars,
should be cleaning the couch, matches and blankets. I texted Jake, so,
I adore you and Dylan, but our couch smells like accident,
so we have to clean. It's gonna be one hundred
fifty dollars. I'm going to request Dylan pay for it.
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My boyfriend told Dylan he should cover the cost, and
when they eventually answered it two pm, he said, request
it from Jake on Venmo. Eight hours later, at ten pm,
he replied to my text saying, Hey, I don't know
if it's fair for Dylan to pay one hundred and
fifty dollars. If he gives you half, would that be cool?
We could have used our own carpet cleaner.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
You weren't answering your phone.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
They never offered to bring one earlier, and by then
I was long done cleaning. Now here's the thing. Here's
the thing. It looks like they did Venmo them though. Okay, yeah, okay,
here's the thing. Even if you could have brought a
carpet cleaner and you feel like well, you should have
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at least asked me. You know, we could have made
this right without you having to go spend a bunch
of money. Even if that's the way you feel. You're
not exactly playing with good cards when you piss on
someone's couch and then climb into bed with their significant
other and get piss all over.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
The bed accident.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Excuse me, Yeah, you don't really hold the cards in
this situation. You know, we always se you gotta know
one to hold them, knowing to fold them. This is
time to fold them. I don't like if they go, hey, dude,
it cost us five.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Hundred dollars to clean this.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
You just go, Okay, my bad, and you send the money,
or you work out a payment plan or whatever you
gotta do. You just that this is one of those
situations when you drunkenly urinate on someone's furniture, no matter
what the dollar amount is that they request from you,
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You hold your breath and you make good on that
because there is no defending what you did. Maybe it's
you know, maybe one hundred and fifty dollars is a lot,
because I remember rent a carpet cleaner for like fifty bucks.
Aren't they they're not that expensive?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah? She said she bought one, though.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Well, that was fucking stupid, shouldn't it. You could have
heart a home depot and renting one for like fifty bucks.
But regardless, regard doesn't matter, doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
You're what.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
You gotta realize. You're not paying for the carpet cleaner here.
That's not what you're paying for.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Here. You are paying the retard tax. Here, you are.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Paying the fine for getting blackout drunk and pissing yourself
on your friend's furniture. The embarrassment is just part one
of the retard tax. Part two of the retard tax
is you agree to whatever dollar amount they request, and
you shut the fuck.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Up and never talk about it again. It's a two
part fee. Here. You're not on the hook for that.
You're still on the hook for Can I have a
drink of that? I won't drink at all. I'm just parched.
Thank you. It's the first soda I've had, real soda
I've had this month. Am I the asshole? Last one
(19:20):
from murder?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
She reads, am I the asshole for not letting a
kid eat my food. The other day, I was at
the mall with my boyfriend and our two kids, five
and six. We were sitting eating a bag of roasted chestnuts.
When this kid, around ten years old starts hovering around us. Now,
I admit I'm not the biggest fan of any kid
that doesn't belong to me.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Is this a woman that wrote this? Okay?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Because I was explaining to me how men do not
like kids that aren't ours, babies that aren't ours, and
dogs at aren't ours. We don't want to hold someone
else's baby, we don't want to pet someone else's dog.
It's a man thing. The guys that are listening understand this. Now,
I admit I'm not the biggest fan of any kid
that doesn't belong to me. So this alone was already
annoying me slightly, but I still smiled to him. And
then he calls my son over and whispers in his ear,
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and I knew it was about the chestnuts. My son
nods his head yes, and the boy comes up to
me and reaches for a chestnut.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I moved bag.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I moved the bag and said, no, you have to
go ask your parents. My boyfriend got upset, called me rude,
and handed a chestnut to the boy. The boy leaves,
and I tell my boyfriend he shouldn't have done that.
You don't just give food to a strange kid. Okay, pause,
I am picturing the kid from the Polar Express here
with the glasses. That's all I can picture here is
that annoying kid that we all wanted to punch in
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the face. Even as an adult, I see that very
rarely do I watch that movie because it's one of
the worst Christmas movies of all time. But I see
when I'm in a mood for a nap and I
see that movie, I just want to hit the damn
kid in the mouth. I'll take the child abuse charge
if I can shut that little asshole up. So the
boy that hovers back around is without a word, snatches
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two chestnuts from the back absolutely not back of the head,
uper spray right in the face. He grouped me, screaming,
take this kid. Ruin this kid that my boyfriend is holding.
I stand up and said, very firmly, sorry, but you
can't take our stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Go to your parents to put them back, and ran off.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I think the kid had no education, crossed out manners,
and I was gonna I wasn't gonna let my kids
think it's okay to accept anything from strangers, or that
it's okay to be pressured into sharing. My boyfriend doesn't agree.
He thinks the kid trusted us because we had kids ourselves.
He thinks I was just selfish. No, it's not selfish.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
The kid is not.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Until you're you're you're failing to raise your children. If
you raise them to grow up believing that other people
are just entitled to your shit, Now you should teach
them that. Hey, you should be charitable and give to
those in need. But that doesn't involve being bullied out
of shit. That doesn't mean people can just kind of
force your hand and get you to give them whatever
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they want. That's not how it works. You should absolutely
help out people that are hungry and people who are
you know, are less fortunate than you. But there is
a fine life between being generous and being a doormat.
The boyfriend wants to be a doormat. You don't just
give people stuff to shut him up. Now, that kid
may have been hungry, I don't know, But if he
approaches you with that level of entitlement, just walking up
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and taking your shit absolutely not. Under no circumstances, you
are one hundred percent correct to shut that shit down
where it stood.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
What do you think about this.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I was just gonna say, those mall chestnuts are expensive too.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
What are mall chest How am I just hearing about
mall testnuts? I was a mall rat.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
It's those chestnuts you know in West Roads when it
smelled like really good, you went to Oakviewed.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I was an oak Few mall rat. You were the porchids.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
West Roads had this like stand with nuts and it's
always smelled really really good, and it was these like
fancy nuts that you could buy and they were pretty expensive.
So I mean, if she got a bag and they're
sharing them with the family for yeah, yeah, like I
wouldn't want another kid coming up and taking them either.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
No, absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Also, like, so I was looking at the comments, someone
in the comments mentioned like, what if the kid was
allergic to nuts?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah, and now you're getting sued. Yeah yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Asshole parents sends the kid out on that mission just
so they can, you know, give them some manfl axis
and sue you or sue the mall or whatever, and
now you feel like shit, Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I didn't even think of that. It could be that.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
And then I mean it's more common in Europe, but
it happens in the US too.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Thieves will do things like that too.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
They'll have young kids and they'll send the kid because
people trust women and kids, and they'll send the kid
out to distract you while they pick your pocket. That's
a thing as well, where they'll have kids come up
to you with just weird, little seemingly benign requests like that.
They don't see it, they don't act like they're in trouble.
It's not the damsel and distress thing you see with
home invasions here. But they'll come up to you and
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they'll be, you know, they're like there. They'll ask you
for or a stupid question like that, and then they'll
parents will walk by and steal your your your wallet.
That happens. Why you should never never talk to strangers,
even if they're ten years old.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Absolutely not, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Do we have anything else we want to talk about? No,
all right, show air Saturday. We're gonna talk about these
elections and why we should put all the Democrats in
you know, internment camps and fun stuff like that, Saturday,
eight am Central Standard Time. And then next week we
got a couple of special We got some special guests
lined up talking about all kinds of fun stuff. You'll
(24:36):
hear more about that on the Saturday show. We'll give
you a preview for who those those fine individuals are.
All right, chet on your taxes, not your spouse, and
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For more than 30 years The River Cafe in London, has been the home-from-home of artists, architects, designers, actors, collectors, writers, activists, and politicians. Michael Caine, Glenn Close, JJ Abrams, Steve McQueen, Victoria and David Beckham, and Lily Allen, are just some of the people who love to call The River Cafe home. On River Cafe Table 4, Rogers sits down with her customers—who have become friends—to talk about food memories. Table 4 explores how food impacts every aspect of our lives. “Foods is politics, food is cultural, food is how you express love, food is about your heritage, it defines who you and who you want to be,” says Rogers. Each week, Rogers invites her guest to reminisce about family suppers and first dates, what they cook, how they eat when performing, the restaurants they choose, and what food they seek when they need comfort. And to punctuate each episode of Table 4, guests such as Ralph Fiennes, Emily Blunt, and Alfonso Cuarón, read their favourite recipe from one of the best-selling River Cafe cookbooks. Table 4 itself, is situated near The River Cafe’s open kitchen, close to the bright pink wood-fired oven and next to the glossy yellow pass, where Ruthie oversees the restaurant. You are invited to take a seat at this intimate table and join the conversation. For more information, recipes, and ingredients, go to https://shoptherivercafe.co.uk/ Web: https://rivercafe.co.uk/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/therivercafelondon/ Facebook: https://en-gb.facebook.com/therivercafelondon/ For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iheartradio app, apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com
Dateline NBC
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