October 22, 2025 • 33 mins
Masked folks have shown up on ring doorbell cams dressed all in fright. Some standing for as long as 5-10 mins, others going so far as to tempt entry. Have you seen one? Halloween brings stories of some of the most haunted places in America, but what about the most haunted states. Do you live in one?
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Welcome to that's based happy WTF Wednesday. The third is
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this week. What's going on? What are we talking about?
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We've got our nasty story. Yeah, we're gonna be showing
the most haunted states in America.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Ooh, spooky, spooky, spooky.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I can't remember the rest.
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All right, perfect that, we'll do it though. I've got
a story to talk about this week.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Though.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
This is in Virginia. We have got these The police
are hunting for a Halloween mask wearing trio that was
caught on doorbell trying to get into somebody's house on
their ring camera. We've got the footage right here. We're
gonna play it for you. If you've got a dog
in the room, he's gonna go nuts at the beginning
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of it, So just be prepared.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
There's your warning, good.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Your worst there coming in.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Open up the door, Who is it?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Open up the doors?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Productive conversation, Who is it opened at the door?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
God?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Then we will make your lead somewhere in this house
from the deck in the ft. It don't matter who
it takes the take the tune, it's just doing.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
We're gonna.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yeah, jee.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Dude, h.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Remember what came after forward there, sum that's as high
as you can count.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Walking around, I'm popping around. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
So the guy you saw at the end walking across
wasn't one of the pranksters or whatever the hell that was.
That was I believe the across the street neighbor who
came out with a gun because he saw the commotion.
And you know that that's what you should do if
you see someone trying to break into your neighbor's house,
as you should do the neighborly thing. Couple things that
woman did wrong there. First off, if some okay, well
(05:11):
let's start with what she did at the end there.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Mia.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
If I'm ever not home and you've got strangers in
masks banging on the door, I don't care. If you
see the neighbor walk out with a gun, don't walk
out of the fucking house. For the love of God,
stay in the house. Lock yourself somewhere up. Here's what
you say to somebody like that. If you've got masked
strangers banging on your door saying let us in, all
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you have to say is one very simple sentence, I've
called the police and I've got a gun. If you
say I've called the police and I've got a gun,
ninety percent of whatever the hell that was is going
to be deterred on the.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Spot right there.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Ninety percent of them are gonna go never mind. We
don't want to smoke. My honest opinion, I don't think
that was a home invasion. I think somebody was pulling
a stupid prank. What do you think I thought it
was a prank because of the giggling.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I think so too, because yeah, you could hear them
kind of laughing.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah at some points, Yeah, at the beginning, Yeah, I
thought it was someone pulling a dumb ass prank for
trying to go viral. And congratulations, you did it. You
just got played on the most popular.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Show in the country mine, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
But no, I'm serious. I think it was a prank.
A real home invader wouldn't have been giggling. They would
have kicked the door in if they were really going
to come in, one way or the other. And this
just goes to show with a lot of these TikTok pranks,
and we've played these in the past, pranks like this.
I mean, there was a guy in France that just
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got arrested and excuse me find because his idea of
a prank was going around injecting people with a needle
and it was just saline. But people had no idea
what you're sticking in them. I mean, especially with all
the fentanyl and everything going around nowadays, that's not funny.
Let me give you guys a little bit of advice.
If you're thinking about doing that. This was in Virginia.
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If you're thinking about doing that in a red state
where people have not been disarmed like livestock, you will
be shot. You are more likely to be shot than not.
With all the crazy shit going on in the world
and all the everyone's access to cable news and the
Internet and hearing about all these horrible stories and gun
ownerships at an all time high, someone's going to shoot you.
(07:26):
This was a blue state and you still had a
guy with a gun come out.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Just don't do it.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
It's just not a good idea. There are great ways
to prank people. I know, I was an expert teenage
prankster that don't involve risking your life. Because I'm telling
you right now, if you knock on my door giggling
like little fucking idiots wearing Halloween masks saying we're gonna
kill everyone in there, if you don't open the door,
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I'm gonna tell you you have thirty seconds until I
come out with my ar fifteen, and you better be
fucking gone. You better hit the road and go find
someone else to terrorize because your stupid little prank's about
to be over. That's all there is to it, Isn't
it crazy with the stuff that gets captured on ring cams?
How long have they been a thing for because I've
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never had one until now, and I don't even have
it hooked up a few years they've been around for. Yeah,
it's are you pro ring cam or anti ring cam?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Your pro surveillance state?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I mean I think it it helps. I mean, especially
if you don't want to like look out the window
and see who's there.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, you know, I think for a woman, I think
it makes sense why you would like it so you
can see who's at the door without having to go
to it or even let anybody know you're home.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah you know what I mean, because even if you
go and look out the window, like, someone can still
see you looking out the window.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, exactly. Now.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
See, for a man, it's different. When somebody knocks at
the door at a weird hour of the night. We
kind of get that adrenaline rush. It's like, oh yeah,
it's go time, baby, this could be it. This could
be the fight that I've been itching for for a
while right here, and we get to pick which gun
we're going to answer the door with and all that stuff.
It's different if you're a man, is the point I'm making.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
There's also always that thrill of like, what if there's
a crime committed in my neighborhood and the police need
my ring cam foot. I don't want that to commit
or to like help solve the crime. I could be
the reason a crime is solved.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I don't want that. I don't want the police going
through any of my shit. I don't just feels weird,
feels wrong.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
No.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
See, that's the problem is we all become mandatory reporters
for all this. Anyway, I could go on a whole
diatribe about this, but I'm not going to. Okay, which
one of your stories should I get into first?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Here?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Oh, do the scream the scream mask one? That'll be
a good segue.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
The scream mask.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
You know they say that this time of year, the
scream mask is Halloween or excuse me as lingerie for men.
That's that's evidently a kink that a lot of women
have is getting with a guy who's wearing a Halloween mask.
I had a friend who was seeing a girl for
a little bit and I won't say his name, Matt,
who's this girl? Her kink was him in nothing but
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a Michael Meyers mask.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It's Ah, that's evidently a thing. I can't say I've
ever partaken in it. But you know what, what you
do in your house is your business. So all right?
Is this what this guy was doing here in Georgia,
George was making a little movie, Georgia Man's scream prank
goes wildly alry. Georgia Man found himself in trouble with
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the law following an ill advised prank, another stupid prank,
wherein he donned a scream mask and terrorized a family
member who called nine and the frightening character.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
See this is the.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Great thing about me, about where I'm at. As everyone knows,
I'm kind of the family member. There's a Morgan Walland
song called I'm a little crazy with the world's insane.
I'm kind of the family member that's a little bit
out there. I'm a little crazy. And nobody would try
this shit to me. It's been said, don't do that
to Caleb or you will get shot. It's just not
worth the prank. So the aud incident reportedly occurred on
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Saturday night when a homeowner in Columbia County phoned the
police about a rather troubling situation unfolding at their house.
According to the collar, an individual wearing a scream mask
wielding a knife had disconnected the lights to their home
security system and was attempting to break into the residence.
This isn't a prank, this is a crime. See, this
is what I'm talking about with the pranks, you guys,
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these aren't pranks.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
If there's a legitimate chance that you could get shot
for what you're doing, and the person who shot you
wouldn't go to jail for it.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's not a prank. I'm disappointed that this guy didn't
get shot. Honestly, he deserves it. Cops dispatched to the
scene spotted the perpetrator upon their arrival. However, like the
elusive villain from the horror film franchise that made his
mask famous, he made a quick getaway by dashing off
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into some nearby woods, opting to keep their distance because
the suspects are and they tracked him using a drone,
ultimately caught up to him as he was trying to
flee the area at a car. When the police got
their hands of the would be home invader, they unmastered
the unnamed twenty two year old man, who asserted they
had merely been pranking a family member. Unfortunately, police found
no humor in this attempted moment of jest, and rather
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than let him off with a warning, set it in
with disorderly conduct and driving a car without insurance and
registration so he doesn't even have insurance cities car. These
are the type of people that do this stupid shit.
Are the people that drive around without insurance. Do you
ever get hit by some moron that doesn't have car
and she doesn't even have liability insurance. He doesn't pay
the thirty nine dollars a month on his six camera
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for a liability insurance because he can't be bothered to
be a decent person, and he just leaves you with
the bill. This is the type of shit he does
in his free time. Because you know, those guys have
a life. Their entire existence isn't just centered around inconveniencing
you and leaving you with a five thousand dollars bill.
They do things for fun, they have some of them
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have jobs, they have friends, they have hobbies. This is
their hobby is breaking into a family member's house with
a knife in a scream mask after they cut the
power to the house. I mean, look, it's one thing.
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Hey I'm gonna spook my family member with a scream mask.
Look you want to risk it and shot you know
your family.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Member better than I do.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
It loses the Uh oh, it's just a prank bro
excuse when you cut the power to the house.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
That's not a prankster thing. That is a serial killer thing.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, this you can no longer write it off as oh,
that's just so and so fucking with me when you
cut the power to the house.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Do you think it was the same guy in Virginia? No,
that's too far away.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Well, remember, listen, this is two in a week now
where you've had masked idiots trying to invade on people's
property here. I mean, do we think that this might
be a trend between now and Halloween?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I hope not the masked people going around starting shit,
I really hope not. Yeah, that's me too, because I
remember the clown thing from twenty was that sixteen?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, twenty sixteen.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I feel like that's kind of a thing every year
that people do is like fuck with people.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Not like it was during that clown thing, though. I
remember my brother was in high school. I'm gonna tell
an embarrassing story. My brother was in high school and
at the heat of that clown thing, I think he
was a senior, no junior, And there's a picture. You know,
there were threats at every school in the metro area
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that clowns were gonna come and shoot the place up right,
And of course it was all just bullshit. But my
brother went my brother saw a picture on Twitter that
had been photoshopped of a neighborhood directly across the street
from the school. That and the photoshop job was pretty
good because everybody fell, even including the school, and the
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police fell for it. He didn't start this, He just
shared it and blew it up. But it was a
clown walking around in this neighborhood that was across the
street from the school, and he shared it got the
whole school put on lockdown. Police had to roll up
and look for it to see if there was any three.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
I was.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I had the day off of whatever job I had
at the time. I was driving around looking for the clown.
I was gonna fuck this guy up. I was hoping
I found him.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I'm out to lie.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
That was kind of fun. We would go, me and
my friends during that We shouldn't even say this. During
that clown scare in twenty sixteen, me and my friends
would drive around at night looking for them, like hoping
we would cross them because we wanted to beat the
shit out of one of them.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
But yeah, so he got the.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Whole school shut down over a hoax, and he got
like a call home to our parents and everything, and yeah,
it was a good time.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
It was a good time.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I would not recommend you guys drive around looking for
mass people, but I hope that we're not gonna see
this dumb ass trend of people pulling up on people's
driveways late at night wearing masks, because I promise you,
the world is not what it was in twenty sixteen
when this clown thing was going on.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
People are a lot more on edge.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
They have a lot less to lose, and I think
a lot of them, as we've seen in recent events,
are just kind of looking for a reason to pull
the trigger. And if you show up in a mask
yelling lopen up or we're gonna kill you, We're gonna
come in ourselves.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
God forbid you have a knife, I think you.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Might just give that person the legal reason at least
to go ahead and blow somebody to Kingdom come.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
So just don't do it.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Can you send me I accidentally deleted it. I'm gonna
read the black Cat one. Will you send me the
first one you sent me one more time. I accidentally
archived it and I can't find it in my email
because I'm a boomer with my iPad here. Black Cat
Adoption banned by Spanish town fearful of Halloween rituals.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Well, that seems reasonable.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
A Spanish town has put a pause on the adoption
of black cats out of fear that the felines could
be subjected to Halloween inspired rituals. Well, this is just racist.
What about brown cats? What about cats that are like
black with like a white patch on them, it says.
The odd mandate, which lasts until November tenth, was reportedly
issued by the community of Tasa at the start of
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the month and explaining the peculiar regulation let's see and
explaining the local official Noel duche I think, indicated that
the decision based on concerns raised by animal welfare groups
about a seasonal increase in black cat adoptions by individuals
with bad intentions.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Okay, so do we know is it like.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
People looking to do a sacrifice or could it just
be Hey, it's Halloween, there's black cats everywhere. I want
to be trendy and get one for my Instagram. I mean,
how many people are really sacrificing cats out there to
where you're seeing a quote unquote noticeable spike.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I mean, I imagine in this little village in Spain,
it can't be huge.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
An increase in who's tracking it first off, but an
increase in black cat adoptions would be like three or four.
I can't imagine there's a whole bunch of people that
are out sacrificing black cats every Halloween.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Now.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I've rolled with some shady crowds in my day and age,
but I've never come across anyone that sacrifices black cats.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Now.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I do have a friend who's ex wife got into
some weird stuff and they may have sacrificed it its
ex wife for a reason. They may have sacrificed like
a hamster or something, but I wasn't there for that.
I can't confirm or deny. It says specifically, the town
hopes to prevent the poor felines from being used for
ritual purposes around Halloween. Dusay also noted that the band
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will block people from acquiring black cats for decorative purposes,
as similar to the fate of many unfortunate rabbits around Easter,
they're often abandoned once the seasonal appeal has run its course.
It's a rather gloomy issue, mused Duche, who stressed that
although the town reportedly has only has a dozen such
animals in their care.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
They're committed to protecting them.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
In t Rasso, if you want to adopt a black cat,
you will have to be after Halloween, he declared, and
you will have to prove that you will take.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Care of it and love it.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Only the black cat, so the white cats you can
have them. So that's the thing is I mean, if
you criminalize black cat adoption, only criminals will have black cats.
Do we want to go down that road? What we
should move to this village and since evidently there's this
huge market for it and start an underground black cat
black market, what do you think Evidently there's a ton
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of money to be made if we're issuing city ordinances
about it. We'll just go there for the Halloween season
and come back. We're always hustling over here. We're entrepreneurs.
We're always looking for new ways.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
To make money. You know, to quote Jay Z, I'm
not a businessman. I'm a business man with the comma. Okay.
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and you know what studies show mea Have you ever
heard the old adage about studies.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
With excuse me?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Studies show that if you put study show in front
of something, anybody will believe it. Eighty percent of people.
Study finds most haunted states in America. A new study
released at what's the criteria here?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
That's my question?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
A new study released in honor of Spooky Season has
determined that what it contends are the most onto states
in America produced by the online gambling hub. Why is
a gambling website Casino dot c. Yeah, they're not a spy.
I have a show on a gambling network, a different
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show than this one. I can't promo any other gambling
so produced by an online gambling hub that I can't
name because I don't get paid by them. The spine
Tingling survey relied on the sizeable Ghosts of America sightings
database combined with social media posts.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Oh so it's ever so scientific.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
So we've got Ghosts of America database and social media posts.
These are the polls that they ran before the election
that showed Kamala Harris was going to win Iowa. The
total number of collective reports was then compared to population
data to develop a ranking system of suspected spirit encounters
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per capita. Taking this top spot in the study was
New York State with eighty one events per te ten
thousand people. That's from all the old folks and Andrew
Cuomo killed by shoving COVID patients and nursing homes routing out.
The top five were Texas Louisiana, California, and Utah See.
I find that she's got the map right there. I
find this hard to believe. I find these numbers hard
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to believe that Utah of all play and what are
the Mormons have going on over there? Louisiana I can
see because they're kind of creepy. I find it hard
to believe that you don't see like Virginia, North Carolina, Georgia,
South Carolina higher up to the time, you know, like
the Civil War battlefields where you just had thousands of
people daily getting blown to pieces. I just feel like
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you'd see a whole lot more. I feel like New
Mexico should be way higher. That's just a spooky state.
We've been there. Is it not a spooky state?
Speaker 4 (23:48):
That?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
What was it? What was it about it? To you?
I don't I don't know. It's just the whole state
has a weird aura to it.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
It's just like empty, Yeah, it's it's there's just something
in the air.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
It just feels kind of They call it the Land
of Enchantment for a reason, but there, Yeah, there's just
something about it.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I don't know, But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I find this hard to believe that like these old
Civil War states and maybe some of the real like
New Hampshire, Vermont, Delaware, but you'd think they'd have more.
The new study is not the first such attempt at
ranking America's most haunted states. It's a similar project made
headlines back in twenty twenty three. They showed Texas, Maine, Florida, Vermont,
and North Dakota. North Dakota. I thought you had to
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have people. Do they have ten thousand people that live
in the whole state at the bottom where New Jersey, Arizona, Nevada,
New York and Maryland. So New York doesn't have So
it's at the top of one, in the bottom of
the other.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
So these are very scientific studies. Yeah, it's shot up.
They had it in two years. They went from the
bottom to that started from the bottom.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Now we're here, right.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
The ghosties were like, oh, we gotta start showing ourselves.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Evidently evidently, I mean, I would think Nevada would be
pretty high up from all the people like killing themselves
in Vegas. You know, all the dead hookers, mafia tie
stuff like, you know what I mean. Plus you've got
it's Nevada. It's the gold Rush was out there, so
all kinds of people dying, you know, on the Oregon
Trail and stuff like that. I just feel like that
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one would be pretty high up there. What are the
Mormons doing? Is that just all a Joseph Smith's wives
or what what's going on? I would like to look
into what type of person sees a ghost? That's the
type of study. I can you do that research for
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the next show, for the next WTF Wednesday, the pre
Halloween show. I want to know what is the demographic
of the person most likely to see a ghost? Are
they college educated, high school diploma? Are they religious? Are
the atheist? What racial, gender, age?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I want to know all of it. I want to
know what is the profile of somebody that sees a ghost?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
If you can dig into that, and that can be
your special report for next week's the final installation of
the October WTF Wednesday Bonanza. I think that would be
a good way to cap it off.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
I'd be curious to know, like what kind of social
media posts they're looking at, because they said part of
it was like social media guys, but I mean, like what,
like what posts?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Well, I mean, if they're using social media posts it's
obviously not a scientific study.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
They're not going.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I don't know how serious we can take this, you
know what I mean. It's like that's like, uh, you know,
every every summer we get the satan bullshit about I
was followed by a human trafficker in the Walmart parking
lot and now you weren't.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Now you weren't. Yeah, they've got it all spaced out. Yes,
all of the borders connect.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
That is correct. They're like a giant puzzle. You know,
there's not really those giant spaces around the states in
real life, right.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
This map is.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
They've just accentuated it. Go glad we could do a
little geography lesson here. That's uh. You really don't pay
any attention when I'm driving, do you what did you
think that when we cross any of these borders?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
What do you think that big black line is just
the void a giant river.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I don't know what I have to think.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Clearly.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
I just looked at that and I was like, oh,
that looks like a puzzle me.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yes, they all look like puzzle pieces. As it turns out,
geography lesson, that's uh. I don't even remember where I
was going, what I was selling, what I was even
talking about.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Okay, we've got the last one here. We keep giving
this wind bag oxygen.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Lockness long necked creature spotted on Lockness webcam.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
We've got the footage here.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
A dedicated Lockedness webcam watcher. This guy is not dedicated
to talking to women. I'll tell you that much right now,
is convinced he spotted the site's legendary monster. Do you
think this guy goes it's Aoino Faudhagen again? Spoiler alert?
Do you guys think that this guy like goes to
his family members and his friends and like goes up
(28:50):
to him and he's like, I saw it again, And
they're like, I'm sure you're dead, buddy, I'm sure you.
The man with the white lab coat in the van
is your friend. The needle's gonna hurt for a second.
Just go with them, though. How would you like to
be related to this guy? I mean imagine like, thanksgether.
They're Scottish, they don't celebrate that, but whatever bullshit holiday
the Scots used to celebrate to sit, sit and eat
(29:12):
haggis together. Could you imagine being them that this guy
just won't shut the fuck up about NeSSI so messy.
I saw it, and he's like, got these like grainy
little footage because evidently no one that's ever seen NeSSI
knows what the fuck a seven to twenty p camera is.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
That's all it ever is.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Same with that in UFOs, he's sound like Camon. Yeah,
evidently NeSSI has got the same attachment on it the
UFOs do that makes everyone's camera go to shit the
second they focus on it. We've got the video, let's
see it, okay, I mean, oh, you know, this is
(30:21):
the best evidence they've ever had, and it's still a log.
That's Did anyone think to ask the guy in the
boat that's twenty feet away from it, Hey, did you
see a river monster?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Or was that a log?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Don't you think if there was a giant lake monster
floating across the water, that that guy in the boat
that's twenty maybe thirty feet away from it might have
noticed it, that he might have altered his behavior on
the boat.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I think that would be the best place to start. Hey,
if you rowed your boat on October fourteenth on the lake,
ness did you see a monster? I'd like because if
there was a big monster floating through the lake, you'd
think that might affect the current, and you know, his
boating experience might be altered a little bit.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
But no, no one's come forward.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
It's just Alewin with this trustee webcam from nineteen ninety seven.
He's got it figured out. He's gonna crack the code
and he's gonna go tell his parents. We should we
should make him a tender profile and see if we
can get him laid. What do you think it'll be
a friendly competition? Yes, yeah, God, imagine going on a
(31:38):
date with that guy. Look, we've all got our quirks
and our weird shit that we're into. I got a
tattoo of a UFO in my arm right here. There's
stuff I find to be like interesting and stuff like that,
but not stuff I dedicate my entire life too. I mean,
this guy is to a level where it's insane. This
is the lockness Monster version of the guy who calls
(31:59):
the FBI every day to tell him he found a UFO.
He got abduh, they abducted me again, And they make
all the new people answer the phone and they laugh.
It's like a rite of passage that you have to
answer the phone when this nutcase calls you that's ao
NF Faudhagen.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
That's been our show.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Ladies and gentlemen, for the love of God, if you
take nothing else from this show, let it be an
educational experience. This dumbass trend where we go to people's
houses in masks and pretend like we're going to break
in or in some cases cut the power to their
house and turn off their security system and then try
to break in with the weapon is going to get
you killed.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Do not do it.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Please, for the love of God, do not do it.
You will be shot in just about every state that's
not coucked out of its mind. That's been our show.
We will see on Saturday for the big show. Cheat
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We've got our nasty story. Yeah, we're gonna be showing
the most haunted states in America.
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Ooh, spooky, spooky, spooky.
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All right, perfect that, we'll do it though. I've got
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Speaker 2 (01:56):
Though.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
This is in Virginia. We have got these The police
are hunting for a Halloween mask wearing trio that was
caught on doorbell trying to get into somebody's house on
their ring camera. We've got the footage right here. We're
gonna play it for you. If you've got a dog
in the room, he's gonna go nuts at the beginning
(02:16):
of it, So just be prepared.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
There's your warning, good.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Your worst there coming in.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Open up the door, Who is it?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Open up the doors?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Productive conversation, Who is it opened at the door?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
God?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Then we will make your lead somewhere in this house
from the deck in the ft. It don't matter who
it takes the take the tune, it's just doing.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
We're gonna.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yeah, jee.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Dude, h.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Remember what came after forward there, sum that's as high
as you can count.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Walking around, I'm popping around. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
So the guy you saw at the end walking across
wasn't one of the pranksters or whatever the hell that was.
That was I believe the across the street neighbor who
came out with a gun because he saw the commotion.
And you know that that's what you should do if
you see someone trying to break into your neighbor's house,
as you should do the neighborly thing. Couple things that
woman did wrong there. First off, if some okay, well
(05:11):
let's start with what she did at the end there.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Mia.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
If I'm ever not home and you've got strangers in
masks banging on the door, I don't care. If you
see the neighbor walk out with a gun, don't walk
out of the fucking house. For the love of God,
stay in the house. Lock yourself somewhere up. Here's what
you say to somebody like that. If you've got masked
strangers banging on your door saying let us in, all
(05:34):
you have to say is one very simple sentence, I've
called the police and I've got a gun. If you
say I've called the police and I've got a gun,
ninety percent of whatever the hell that was is going
to be deterred on the.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Spot right there.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Ninety percent of them are gonna go never mind. We
don't want to smoke. My honest opinion, I don't think
that was a home invasion. I think somebody was pulling
a stupid prank. What do you think I thought it
was a prank because of the giggling.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I think so too, because yeah, you could hear them
kind of laughing.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah at some points, Yeah, at the beginning, Yeah, I
thought it was someone pulling a dumb ass prank for
trying to go viral. And congratulations, you did it. You
just got played on the most popular.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Show in the country mine, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
But no, I'm serious. I think it was a prank.
A real home invader wouldn't have been giggling. They would
have kicked the door in if they were really going
to come in, one way or the other. And this
just goes to show with a lot of these TikTok pranks,
and we've played these in the past, pranks like this.
I mean, there was a guy in France that just
(06:40):
got arrested and excuse me find because his idea of
a prank was going around injecting people with a needle
and it was just saline. But people had no idea
what you're sticking in them. I mean, especially with all
the fentanyl and everything going around nowadays, that's not funny.
Let me give you guys a little bit of advice.
If you're thinking about doing that. This was in Virginia.
(07:02):
If you're thinking about doing that in a red state
where people have not been disarmed like livestock, you will
be shot. You are more likely to be shot than not.
With all the crazy shit going on in the world
and all the everyone's access to cable news and the
Internet and hearing about all these horrible stories and gun
ownerships at an all time high, someone's going to shoot you.
(07:26):
This was a blue state and you still had a
guy with a gun come out.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Just don't do it.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
It's just not a good idea. There are great ways
to prank people. I know, I was an expert teenage
prankster that don't involve risking your life. Because I'm telling
you right now, if you knock on my door giggling
like little fucking idiots wearing Halloween masks saying we're gonna
kill everyone in there, if you don't open the door,
(07:51):
I'm gonna tell you you have thirty seconds until I
come out with my ar fifteen, and you better be
fucking gone. You better hit the road and go find
someone else to terrorize because your stupid little prank's about
to be over. That's all there is to it, Isn't
it crazy with the stuff that gets captured on ring cams?
How long have they been a thing for because I've
(08:15):
never had one until now, and I don't even have
it hooked up a few years they've been around for. Yeah,
it's are you pro ring cam or anti ring cam?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Your pro surveillance state?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I mean I think it it helps. I mean, especially
if you don't want to like look out the window
and see who's there.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, you know, I think for a woman, I think
it makes sense why you would like it so you
can see who's at the door without having to go
to it or even let anybody know you're home.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah you know what I mean, because even if you
go and look out the window, like, someone can still
see you looking out the window.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, exactly. Now.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
See, for a man, it's different. When somebody knocks at
the door at a weird hour of the night. We
kind of get that adrenaline rush. It's like, oh yeah,
it's go time, baby, this could be it. This could
be the fight that I've been itching for for a
while right here, and we get to pick which gun
we're going to answer the door with and all that stuff.
It's different if you're a man, is the point I'm making.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
There's also always that thrill of like, what if there's
a crime committed in my neighborhood and the police need
my ring cam foot. I don't want that to commit
or to like help solve the crime. I could be
the reason a crime is solved.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I don't want that. I don't want the police going
through any of my shit. I don't just feels weird,
feels wrong.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
No.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
See, that's the problem is we all become mandatory reporters
for all this. Anyway, I could go on a whole
diatribe about this, but I'm not going to. Okay, which
one of your stories should I get into first?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Here?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Oh, do the scream the scream mask one? That'll be
a good segue.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
The scream mask.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
You know they say that this time of year, the
scream mask is Halloween or excuse me as lingerie for men.
That's that's evidently a kink that a lot of women
have is getting with a guy who's wearing a Halloween mask.
I had a friend who was seeing a girl for
a little bit and I won't say his name, Matt,
who's this girl? Her kink was him in nothing but
(10:25):
a Michael Meyers mask.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It's Ah, that's evidently a thing. I can't say I've
ever partaken in it. But you know what, what you
do in your house is your business. So all right?
Is this what this guy was doing here in Georgia,
George was making a little movie, Georgia Man's scream prank
goes wildly alry. Georgia Man found himself in trouble with
(10:51):
the law following an ill advised prank, another stupid prank,
wherein he donned a scream mask and terrorized a family
member who called nine and the frightening character.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
See this is the.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Great thing about me, about where I'm at. As everyone knows,
I'm kind of the family member. There's a Morgan Walland
song called I'm a little crazy with the world's insane.
I'm kind of the family member that's a little bit
out there. I'm a little crazy. And nobody would try
this shit to me. It's been said, don't do that
to Caleb or you will get shot. It's just not
worth the prank. So the aud incident reportedly occurred on
(11:24):
Saturday night when a homeowner in Columbia County phoned the
police about a rather troubling situation unfolding at their house.
According to the collar, an individual wearing a scream mask
wielding a knife had disconnected the lights to their home
security system and was attempting to break into the residence.
This isn't a prank, this is a crime. See, this
is what I'm talking about with the pranks, you guys,
(11:46):
these aren't pranks.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
If there's a legitimate chance that you could get shot
for what you're doing, and the person who shot you
wouldn't go to jail for it.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's not a prank. I'm disappointed that this guy didn't
get shot. Honestly, he deserves it. Cops dispatched to the
scene spotted the perpetrator upon their arrival. However, like the
elusive villain from the horror film franchise that made his
mask famous, he made a quick getaway by dashing off
(12:17):
into some nearby woods, opting to keep their distance because
the suspects are and they tracked him using a drone,
ultimately caught up to him as he was trying to
flee the area at a car. When the police got
their hands of the would be home invader, they unmastered
the unnamed twenty two year old man, who asserted they
had merely been pranking a family member. Unfortunately, police found
no humor in this attempted moment of jest, and rather
(12:37):
than let him off with a warning, set it in
with disorderly conduct and driving a car without insurance and
registration so he doesn't even have insurance cities car. These
are the type of people that do this stupid shit.
Are the people that drive around without insurance. Do you
ever get hit by some moron that doesn't have car
and she doesn't even have liability insurance. He doesn't pay
the thirty nine dollars a month on his six camera
(13:00):
for a liability insurance because he can't be bothered to
be a decent person, and he just leaves you with
the bill. This is the type of shit he does
in his free time. Because you know, those guys have
a life. Their entire existence isn't just centered around inconveniencing
you and leaving you with a five thousand dollars bill.
They do things for fun, they have some of them
(13:23):
have jobs, they have friends, they have hobbies. This is
their hobby is breaking into a family member's house with
a knife in a scream mask after they cut the
power to the house. I mean, look, it's one thing.
(13:44):
Hey I'm gonna spook my family member with a scream mask.
Look you want to risk it and shot you know
your family.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Member better than I do.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
It loses the Uh oh, it's just a prank bro
excuse when you cut the power to the house.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
That's not a prankster thing. That is a serial killer thing.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, this you can no longer write it off as oh,
that's just so and so fucking with me when you
cut the power to the house.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Do you think it was the same guy in Virginia? No,
that's too far away.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Well, remember, listen, this is two in a week now
where you've had masked idiots trying to invade on people's
property here. I mean, do we think that this might
be a trend between now and Halloween?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I hope not the masked people going around starting shit,
I really hope not. Yeah, that's me too, because I
remember the clown thing from twenty was that sixteen?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, twenty sixteen.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I feel like that's kind of a thing every year
that people do is like fuck with people.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Not like it was during that clown thing, though. I
remember my brother was in high school. I'm gonna tell
an embarrassing story. My brother was in high school and
at the heat of that clown thing, I think he
was a senior, no junior, And there's a picture. You know,
there were threats at every school in the metro area
(15:22):
that clowns were gonna come and shoot the place up right,
And of course it was all just bullshit. But my
brother went my brother saw a picture on Twitter that
had been photoshopped of a neighborhood directly across the street
from the school. That and the photoshop job was pretty
good because everybody fell, even including the school, and the
(15:44):
police fell for it. He didn't start this, He just
shared it and blew it up. But it was a
clown walking around in this neighborhood that was across the
street from the school, and he shared it got the
whole school put on lockdown. Police had to roll up
and look for it to see if there was any three.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
I was.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I had the day off of whatever job I had
at the time. I was driving around looking for the clown.
I was gonna fuck this guy up. I was hoping
I found him.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I'm out to lie.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
That was kind of fun. We would go, me and
my friends during that We shouldn't even say this. During
that clown scare in twenty sixteen, me and my friends
would drive around at night looking for them, like hoping
we would cross them because we wanted to beat the
shit out of one of them.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
But yeah, so he got the.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Whole school shut down over a hoax, and he got
like a call home to our parents and everything, and yeah,
it was a good time.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
It was a good time.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I would not recommend you guys drive around looking for
mass people, but I hope that we're not gonna see
this dumb ass trend of people pulling up on people's
driveways late at night wearing masks, because I promise you,
the world is not what it was in twenty sixteen
when this clown thing was going on.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
People are a lot more on edge.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
They have a lot less to lose, and I think
a lot of them, as we've seen in recent events,
are just kind of looking for a reason to pull
the trigger. And if you show up in a mask
yelling lopen up or we're gonna kill you, We're gonna
come in ourselves.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
God forbid you have a knife, I think you.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Might just give that person the legal reason at least
to go ahead and blow somebody to Kingdom come.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
So just don't do it.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Can you send me I accidentally deleted it. I'm gonna
read the black Cat one. Will you send me the
first one you sent me one more time. I accidentally
archived it and I can't find it in my email
because I'm a boomer with my iPad here. Black Cat
Adoption banned by Spanish town fearful of Halloween rituals.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Well, that seems reasonable.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
A Spanish town has put a pause on the adoption
of black cats out of fear that the felines could
be subjected to Halloween inspired rituals. Well, this is just racist.
What about brown cats? What about cats that are like
black with like a white patch on them, it says.
The odd mandate, which lasts until November tenth, was reportedly
issued by the community of Tasa at the start of
(18:07):
the month and explaining the peculiar regulation let's see and
explaining the local official Noel duche I think, indicated that
the decision based on concerns raised by animal welfare groups
about a seasonal increase in black cat adoptions by individuals
with bad intentions.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Okay, so do we know is it like.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
People looking to do a sacrifice or could it just
be Hey, it's Halloween, there's black cats everywhere. I want
to be trendy and get one for my Instagram. I mean,
how many people are really sacrificing cats out there to
where you're seeing a quote unquote noticeable spike.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I mean, I imagine in this little village in Spain,
it can't be huge.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
An increase in who's tracking it first off, but an
increase in black cat adoptions would be like three or four.
I can't imagine there's a whole bunch of people that
are out sacrificing black cats every Halloween.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Now.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I've rolled with some shady crowds in my day and age,
but I've never come across anyone that sacrifices black cats.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Now.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I do have a friend who's ex wife got into
some weird stuff and they may have sacrificed it its
ex wife for a reason. They may have sacrificed like
a hamster or something, but I wasn't there for that.
I can't confirm or deny. It says specifically, the town
hopes to prevent the poor felines from being used for
ritual purposes around Halloween. Dusay also noted that the band
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will block people from acquiring black cats for decorative purposes,
as similar to the fate of many unfortunate rabbits around Easter,
they're often abandoned once the seasonal appeal has run its course.
It's a rather gloomy issue, mused Duche, who stressed that
although the town reportedly has only has a dozen such
animals in their care.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
They're committed to protecting them.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
In t Rasso, if you want to adopt a black cat,
you will have to be after Halloween, he declared, and
you will have to prove that you will take.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Care of it and love it.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Only the black cat, so the white cats you can
have them. So that's the thing is I mean, if
you criminalize black cat adoption, only criminals will have black cats.
Do we want to go down that road? What we
should move to this village and since evidently there's this
huge market for it and start an underground black cat
black market, what do you think Evidently there's a ton
(20:22):
of money to be made if we're issuing city ordinances
about it. We'll just go there for the Halloween season
and come back. We're always hustling over here. We're entrepreneurs.
We're always looking for new ways.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
To make money. You know, to quote Jay Z, I'm
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With excuse me?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Studies show that if you put study show in front
of something, anybody will believe it. Eighty percent of people.
Study finds most haunted states in America. A new study
released at what's the criteria here?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
That's my question?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
A new study released in honor of Spooky Season has
determined that what it contends are the most onto states
in America produced by the online gambling hub. Why is
a gambling website Casino dot c. Yeah, they're not a spy.
I have a show on a gambling network, a different
(22:14):
show than this one. I can't promo any other gambling
so produced by an online gambling hub that I can't
name because I don't get paid by them. The spine
Tingling survey relied on the sizeable Ghosts of America sightings
database combined with social media posts.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Oh so it's ever so scientific.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
So we've got Ghosts of America database and social media posts.
These are the polls that they ran before the election
that showed Kamala Harris was going to win Iowa. The
total number of collective reports was then compared to population
data to develop a ranking system of suspected spirit encounters
(22:53):
per capita. Taking this top spot in the study was
New York State with eighty one events per te ten
thousand people. That's from all the old folks and Andrew
Cuomo killed by shoving COVID patients and nursing homes routing out.
The top five were Texas Louisiana, California, and Utah See.
I find that she's got the map right there. I
find this hard to believe. I find these numbers hard
(23:16):
to believe that Utah of all play and what are
the Mormons have going on over there? Louisiana I can
see because they're kind of creepy. I find it hard
to believe that you don't see like Virginia, North Carolina, Georgia,
South Carolina higher up to the time, you know, like
the Civil War battlefields where you just had thousands of
people daily getting blown to pieces. I just feel like
(23:39):
you'd see a whole lot more. I feel like New
Mexico should be way higher. That's just a spooky state.
We've been there. Is it not a spooky state?
Speaker 4 (23:48):
That?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
What was it? What was it about it? To you?
I don't I don't know. It's just the whole state
has a weird aura to it.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
It's just like empty, Yeah, it's it's there's just something
in the air.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
It just feels kind of They call it the Land
of Enchantment for a reason, but there, Yeah, there's just
something about it.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I don't know, But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I find this hard to believe that like these old
Civil War states and maybe some of the real like
New Hampshire, Vermont, Delaware, but you'd think they'd have more.
The new study is not the first such attempt at
ranking America's most haunted states. It's a similar project made
headlines back in twenty twenty three. They showed Texas, Maine, Florida, Vermont,
and North Dakota. North Dakota. I thought you had to
(24:33):
have people. Do they have ten thousand people that live
in the whole state at the bottom where New Jersey, Arizona, Nevada,
New York and Maryland. So New York doesn't have So
it's at the top of one, in the bottom of
the other.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
So these are very scientific studies. Yeah, it's shot up.
They had it in two years. They went from the
bottom to that started from the bottom.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Now we're here, right.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
The ghosties were like, oh, we gotta start showing ourselves.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Evidently evidently, I mean, I would think Nevada would be
pretty high up from all the people like killing themselves
in Vegas. You know, all the dead hookers, mafia tie
stuff like, you know what I mean. Plus you've got
it's Nevada. It's the gold Rush was out there, so
all kinds of people dying, you know, on the Oregon
Trail and stuff like that. I just feel like that
(25:22):
one would be pretty high up there. What are the
Mormons doing? Is that just all a Joseph Smith's wives
or what what's going on? I would like to look
into what type of person sees a ghost? That's the
type of study. I can you do that research for
(25:43):
the next show, for the next WTF Wednesday, the pre
Halloween show. I want to know what is the demographic
of the person most likely to see a ghost? Are
they college educated, high school diploma? Are they religious? Are
the atheist? What racial, gender, age?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I want to know all of it. I want to
know what is the profile of somebody that sees a ghost?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
If you can dig into that, and that can be
your special report for next week's the final installation of
the October WTF Wednesday Bonanza. I think that would be
a good way to cap it off.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
I'd be curious to know, like what kind of social
media posts they're looking at, because they said part of
it was like social media guys, but I mean, like what,
like what posts?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Well, I mean, if they're using social media posts it's
obviously not a scientific study.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
They're not going.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I don't know how serious we can take this, you
know what I mean. It's like that's like, uh, you know,
every every summer we get the satan bullshit about I
was followed by a human trafficker in the Walmart parking
lot and now you weren't.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Now you weren't. Yeah, they've got it all spaced out. Yes,
all of the borders connect.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
That is correct. They're like a giant puzzle. You know,
there's not really those giant spaces around the states in
real life, right.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
This map is.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
They've just accentuated it. Go glad we could do a
little geography lesson here. That's uh. You really don't pay
any attention when I'm driving, do you what did you
think that when we cross any of these borders?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
What do you think that big black line is just
the void a giant river.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I don't know what I have to think.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Clearly.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
I just looked at that and I was like, oh,
that looks like a puzzle me.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yes, they all look like puzzle pieces. As it turns out,
geography lesson, that's uh. I don't even remember where I
was going, what I was selling, what I was even
talking about.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Okay, we've got the last one here. We keep giving
this wind bag oxygen.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Lockness long necked creature spotted on Lockness webcam.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
We've got the footage here.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
A dedicated Lockedness webcam watcher. This guy is not dedicated
to talking to women. I'll tell you that much right now,
is convinced he spotted the site's legendary monster. Do you
think this guy goes it's Aoino Faudhagen again? Spoiler alert?
Do you guys think that this guy like goes to
his family members and his friends and like goes up
(28:50):
to him and he's like, I saw it again, And
they're like, I'm sure you're dead, buddy, I'm sure you.
The man with the white lab coat in the van
is your friend. The needle's gonna hurt for a second.
Just go with them, though. How would you like to
be related to this guy? I mean imagine like, thanksgether.
They're Scottish, they don't celebrate that, but whatever bullshit holiday
the Scots used to celebrate to sit, sit and eat
(29:12):
haggis together. Could you imagine being them that this guy
just won't shut the fuck up about NeSSI so messy.
I saw it, and he's like, got these like grainy
little footage because evidently no one that's ever seen NeSSI
knows what the fuck a seven to twenty p camera is.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
That's all it ever is.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Same with that in UFOs, he's sound like Camon. Yeah,
evidently NeSSI has got the same attachment on it the
UFOs do that makes everyone's camera go to shit the
second they focus on it. We've got the video, let's
see it, okay, I mean, oh, you know, this is
(30:21):
the best evidence they've ever had, and it's still a log.
That's Did anyone think to ask the guy in the
boat that's twenty feet away from it, Hey, did you
see a river monster?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Or was that a log?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Don't you think if there was a giant lake monster
floating across the water, that that guy in the boat
that's twenty maybe thirty feet away from it might have
noticed it, that he might have altered his behavior on
the boat.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I think that would be the best place to start. Hey,
if you rowed your boat on October fourteenth on the lake,
ness did you see a monster? I'd like because if
there was a big monster floating through the lake, you'd
think that might affect the current, and you know, his
boating experience might be altered a little bit.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
But no, no one's come forward.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
It's just Alewin with this trustee webcam from nineteen ninety seven.
He's got it figured out. He's gonna crack the code
and he's gonna go tell his parents. We should we
should make him a tender profile and see if we
can get him laid. What do you think it'll be
a friendly competition? Yes, yeah, God, imagine going on a
(31:38):
date with that guy. Look, we've all got our quirks
and our weird shit that we're into. I got a
tattoo of a UFO in my arm right here. There's
stuff I find to be like interesting and stuff like that,
but not stuff I dedicate my entire life too. I mean,
this guy is to a level where it's insane. This
is the lockness Monster version of the guy who calls
(31:59):
the FBI every day to tell him he found a UFO.
He got abduh, they abducted me again, And they make
all the new people answer the phone and they laugh.
It's like a rite of passage that you have to
answer the phone when this nutcase calls you that's ao
NF Faudhagen.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
That's been our show.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Ladies and gentlemen, for the love of God, if you
take nothing else from this show, let it be an
educational experience. This dumbass trend where we go to people's
houses in masks and pretend like we're going to break
in or in some cases cut the power to their
house and turn off their security system and then try
to break in with the weapon is going to get
you killed.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Do not do it.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Please, for the love of God, do not do it.
You will be shot in just about every state that's
not coucked out of its mind. That's been our show.
We will see on Saturday for the big show. Cheat
on your taxes, now your spouse and stay based
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