October 8, 2025 • 22 mins
An Indian man claims his wife is transmuting into a snake at night and attempting to kill him. Another woman reports a psychic who foretold of her impending doom, that is possibly ignored. And what's this, a UFO in Iowa?
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
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Stock on mea the red faced white supremacies Here, what's
going on with these stories this week?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I'm going in blind. Well, we've got our nessy, yeah,
messy story. Obviously I was able to find one.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Also, we've got a dead dog story, but I promise
it's kind of has kind of a funny ending.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Okay, psychic and then uh, snake wife.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
All the classics here, all the classics, nassy, dead dogs, psychics,
and snake wives. Well, yeah, this looks like a marital
dispute in India. Here for this first one, we'll go
to that one. First, Indian man claims murderous wife turns
into snake and tries to bite him. Sounds legit. An
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Indian man claims his wife has been trying to kill
him by transforming into a snake at night and attempting
to bite him. The terrified husband, identified as Mirage, reportedly
made the astonishing assertion at a regularly scheduled community gathering
where residents bring their problems to the local leaders. So
he brought this to the local politicians. This is like,
should I go when's the next city council meeting? When's
(03:01):
I swear to God, I will do it. I will
go to the next city school board meeting.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Even better, I will go to the next school board
meeting and tell them that Mia is transforming into a
snake at night and trying to murder me in my sleep.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
What do you think they would do if I did that?
Probably kick you out. They have to give me my time.
It's my riot.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
If I'm not using profanity or threats, they have to
let me talk. That's how someone we know gets away
with it. Ah It says while the issues raised that
such meetings generally involve mundane matter such as rhodes needing repair.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
This particular meeting took a fantas yea.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
So he literally went to the city council meeting and
it's like, hey, my wife transforms into a cobra every
night and tries to murder me in my sleep.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
That's literally what this guy's doing here.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Fantastic turning with the proverbial spotlight fell upon the man
and shared this strange tale of marital discord. Addressing the
district magistrate, and Raj declared, my wife, Nasiemon nast semen,
what an unfortunate name, turns into a serpent at night
and runs after me to bite me. So how does
he get away every night? Does he have to like
lock himself in the bi what's going on here?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
He's just in constant terror every single night. Man, You guys,
does he know where his wife is that night?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
That's a great question. That's a great where is the wife?
Maybe she's out fucking around on him and there is
a snake in the house or something has The beleaguered
husband indicated that the trebling situation had occurred on multiple
occasions with his life only being spared because he woke
up in time to thwart her supernatural attacks.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Has he considered it might be a dream? Could it
be that he considered divorce. There's also divorce.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I'm just saying, if you wake up and the attacks stop,
it might be a dream. Has he considered talking to
his wife about this, perhaps counseling marital counseling.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
One of his wife's just is like really chill girl,
Like she's like super nice, Like they have no problems.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, I feel like there's a couple steps that he
needs to take to address this before going to the
city council to get this handled. Fearing that his luck
may soon run out, Mirage lamented that his wife tortures
him mentally and could kill him any night while he's asleep.
For her part, she's yet to respond to her husband's
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jaw dropping allegation, which is roundly mocked on Indian social
or has been roundly mocked on Indian social media by
residents who found his odd story to be rather ridiculous.
You know, it's bad when the Indians are mocking you.
That's not good when the Indians are mocking you. That said,
local officials appear to be taking the matter more seriously,
with police launching an investigation into Mirage's complaint of possible
(05:59):
mental harassment on the part of his wife. She might
be trying to what Maybe she's not transforming. Maybe she's
throwing the snake in the bed to try to kill
him and make it look like an accident. Have we
considered that he might be like somewhat pointed in the
right direction here.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I think that's something that's worth considering. Oh, okay, let's
go to the next I just don't know why he
felt the need to bring it up at a city
count city council, not the cops.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
The city council where you talk about like potholes and
stop signs and playgrounds, right all right. Badly injured British
woman laments ignoring psychic's eerily accurate warning.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
A British woman badly injured in an accident believes that
her misapp was predicted by a psychic who issued an
eerily accurate warning on her months later. Spooky story reportedly
began in April of twenty twenty four when Hannah Roper
visited a fortune teller.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I just lost the page. What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
When Hannah Roper visited a fortune teller with the hopes
of discovering what the future had in store for her.
During the session, the soothsayer shared a weird warning cautioning
the woman against venturing to the town of Fenton, and
if she did, be mindful of her drinking the specsivity
specificity sorry of The advice was enough to convince Roper
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to head to the fortune to heed the fortune teller's
words for six months until one faithful day she slipped
up in tragedy. So she could not stay away from
that town, is what she's saying, either because she'd forgotten
the warning or believe the window of danger had passed.
In October last year, she found herself splitting a bottle
of wine with a friend at dinner, then traveling home
to the home of another acquaintance who just so happened
to live in the town of Fenton. After a few
(07:38):
more drinks at the friend's house, she went to use
the restroom, but mistakenly passed through the cellar door instead.
The airror proved costly as she swiftly tumbled down the
stairs and suffered brain bleeding from the treacherous fall. The
accident necessitated months of rehabilitation that included part of her
skull being replaced with a metal plate. Looking back on
her harrowing experience, she's certain the psychic for soft.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie that. I usually make fun
of the psychics on here.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
That one's kind of weird. I'm not gonna lie that one.
That one creeps me out a little bit. I didn't
go for months, and then I went and this happened. Shimus,
insisting that the psychic predicted the accident. Yeah, that that's
I don't know this one. This one irks me a
little bit. I think somebody, uh Like I said, I
don't dismiss the possibility that people are in touch with
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another realm.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I certainly don't.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I would be concerned about anyone who was actively using
it or welcoming it. I think you're opening holding the
door open for some beings that may not have your
best interest at heart. But I certainly, I mean, I
believe in other dimensions and things like that, so I
don't see why people here on earth wouldn't possess the
(08:47):
ability to access them. With that said, the majority of
the people you guys are seeing at malls and places
like that are con artists and nothing more, nothing less.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
With that said, this one bugs me. What do you think.
I just think that's one really expensive night of drinking.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Does a lot of money an er bill? Yeah, well
it's in England, so it's free. But she had to
wait six months to get in.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
She had to wait six months to fix her break.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah. In Canada they just give her a gun and
tell her to shoot herself. But in England here, Yeah, no,
that would be an expensive night out. I've had some
expensive nights out, but nothing compared to that. Okay, let's
go to the next one. Drivery with dog forced to
dig animal's grave by its angry gun wielding owner on
(09:35):
he should have made him dig his grave too. A
wild story, of course, it was in Texas, a motorist
who struck and killed a dog was allegedly forced to
dig the unfortunate animal's grave by its gun wielding owner.
The incident, which came to light this week, reportedly occurred
in September eighth in the city of Mineola, when the
victim was cruising down a road and inadvertently hit the
poor pooch. Upon pulling over to assess the situation, the
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motorists was quickly met by an angry Alberto Joshua Hernandez,
who brandished a gun and indicated he was the dog's owner.
What followed was the hair was a harrowing odeal where
the victim later told police had him scared to death.
Distraught over his pet's passing cop sey, Hernandez ordered the
driver to retrieve the animal's remains from the side of
the road, before snatching the motorists keys in cell phone
(10:19):
and forcing him to dial I feel it's just a
safe trade. You know, you kill my dog, you can
at least dig the grave, dig a hole to burry
the gray, or bury the dog. Satisfied with the impromptu
grave of the gun wielding man allegedly took the victim
to a nearby ATM, where the driver was strong armed
into what drawing two hundred dollars also reasonable?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Look where the fuck you're going? He listen.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I know every bank's a little bit different, but the
max would draw a limit on ATM cards is almost
always more than five hundred dollars. This guy didn't go
for the max. He found a number that he felt
was reasonable for him killing his dog, and he's like,
all right, this is it. I'm not trying to rob
you blind. I'm not trying to bankrupt you, even though
I probably should. I want a couple hundred bucks so
(11:06):
I can go out and get drunk, and you know,
forget about the dog, and that's it. Hernette Is ultimately
released the terrorized motorists with the ominous promise that he
would find the man if he did not pay an additional,
unspecified sum for the incident. The driver later reported the
unimaginable incident to the police, who promptly arrested the dog
owner for aggravated robbery and kidnapping. I mean, I get it,
(11:29):
I get it. I understand where the dog owners coming from.
Do you see there was a convicted murderer in North
Carolina stabbed to death a child rapist in prison the
other day. I mean, I think we should be giving
these people some types of awards, Like at least, let
me buy the murderer cigarettes, you know what I'm saying.
Let me put some money on his books, something like that.
(11:50):
Same thing with this guy, mister Hernandez, if you are
a smoker, I will buy you cigarettes prison cigarettes while
you're in there for your stay.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Do you have anything he'd like to add. You think
he was reasonable to the act out. I think so.
I wouldn't know what the other unspecified amount was. He
didn't say.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
He just said, hey, you better, I'm gonna come kill
you if you don't give me this other amount at
another time. Don't worry about how much it is. I'll
decide it at the moment. And it might not be enough.
That might not That might not be the final amount.
There might be a third installment here. You don't know
what it's going to be. I wonder why he picked
two hundred bucks and then was like, I'm gonna come
back for more later. Why not just get it all now?
(12:29):
That might be he had Maybe they did, like a
balance check. That's a good point, yeah, because you can
do that.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, he had to write an IOU to the robber.
That's how you know you're broke, when somebody tries to
mug you at gunpoint and you have to give them
an IOU. Like at that point, it's time to get
on the the rice and beans, beans and rice diet.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
All Right, Okay, last one vacationing couple spots Lockness Monster
couple vacationing at Lockness spotted an unu usual anomaly that
emerged from the water and left them wondering if they'd
just seen the site's legendary monster. According to a local
media report, the sighting occurred this past Sunday as Erica
and Something Kaka were walking along the shore of the
(13:13):
size of a lake, visiting the popular destination from their
home in Malta. A couple experienced with many visitors to
Lockness dream of when they notice an odd dark form
break the surface of the water. End, we have an image.
This is what these people dream of. This is what
they dream of.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
That's what I dream of.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah, a log in the water, We got no doubt.
Hoping to bring home the ultimate keepsake from their visit
to Lockness, Well, what do you mean bring home? Were
they going to take the monster home with them? The
witnesses from Malta managed to capture some of their sighting
on video, which can be seen blah blah blah alas
the caucas provided no additional details surrounding their experience content
(13:58):
or content to simply report that the odd event and
then can report the automent and then continue on their vacation.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
What do you think they spotted at lock Nest?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Let us know in the comments YouTube rumble that's based
on Caleb sabats our Facebook page and group.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
What do you think they spotted? Was this the monster?
It definitely was.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Watch all these humps that were making fun of it. Actually,
it's we're gonna find out one day it was the
monster and it's going to be egg all over my face.
I would love.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I would love to be proven wrong.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I would too, absolutely, I would too. And we'll bring
Ao and O Faudhagen on here and he can call
me a piece of shit and all that.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well, I got a story.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I told you I was going to research some local
legends here and we tell some spooky stories here in
the Omaha metro area.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
So I got one for you. So did you know
this story?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Mia? Do you know what happened in Council Bless, Iowa
on December seventeenth, nineteen seventy seven. No, the audience can't
hear you. No. So at seven forty five pm on
December seventeenth, nineteen seventy seven, several people and Council Bluffs
were just kind of going about their evening and hanging out,
(15:12):
you know, probably just finished up with dinner, about to
sit down and maybe watch a Christmas movie or something,
maybe rap presence, go look at the lights, whatever the
case may be. And seven forty five pm a reddish
fireball type object fell from the sky from about six
hundred feet toward Big Lake Park, so it disappeared behind
(15:35):
like a whole thing of trees.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
And then there was.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
This giant bluish white flash, which the witnesses described as
having and I quote arms of fire aka flames shooting
up ten feet. We can't expect the counts of Bluffians
to be literate. I expect that I imagine the council
Bluff's residents here where we're talking like cavemen at this.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Or the fire.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Oh, because they're stupid, you know it, says witnesses. Eleven
independent witnesses, along with fire and local police have very
similar recounts of the incident. So at the site there
was found a pool or blob of glowing molten metal
(16:22):
on the ground covering about four by six feet. The
medal was still glowing and warm. Sometime several hours after
the arrival, the grass under and around was burned. The
medal was hot enough that the parts could not be
immediately handled. Some witnesses reported seeing a hovering red object
or craft with lights around the peripheree right before the crash.
(16:49):
So the investigators took it back once it cooled down,
and they brought it to off At Air Force Base
right over in Bellevue where Mia used to live.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
And samples of it were collected.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You had a guy named, excuse me, a company named
the Griffin Pipe Products Company. It was a metal company,
and Iowa State University took a look at it because
everyone was saying, Okay, this is probably just a meteor, right,
it's molten hot whatever. But that's not what the results
of the testing said. The testing actually found that it
was high carbon steel, which is common in the manufacturing
(17:26):
of aircrafts. Right, So it's not a meteor, it's not
an asteroid. Here's the problem. They checked with Epley, they
checked with off It, they checked with all the small
airports in the area. None of them had a missing flight.
There were no planes, there were no helicopters, there were
no balloons. Nothing was missing. So they've got this giant
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hunk of metal in the middle of the park and
counts the bluffs and Christmas time in nineteen seventy seven,
and they didn't know where it came from. A giant
hunk of metal on fire, meaning it likely burned through
the atmosphere, crashed into the ground, and nobody knows where
it came from. Did they check with Santa Claus? It
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wasn't Christmas Eve. Do you think he was like getting
a head start? Yeah, he was just.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Making his rounds.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
He was watching them. What do you think Jewish parents
tell their kids about Santa Do you think they say
he's anti Semitic? Yeah, so, it says uh so, so,
I mean, yeah, that's that's the thing. So, yeah, it's
it's hot, it's on fire. You've got no aircrafts in
(18:39):
the area that were reported missing. It wasn't a meteor,
but it came through the atmosphere. You've got several witnesses
reported shortly before seeing it called into nine to one
one to report a hovering craft in the area. I
don't know. It remains to be You got to hit
(19:00):
him with the X files or something there. It remains
to be seen. I stared off in at the distance
for dramatic effect. What do you think it was? The
nineteen seventy seven Council Bluffs UFO. I don't know. Maybe some.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
As they checked with all of the like surrounding air checked.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
With all the surrounding airports, there were no Well here's
the thing. Even if they didn't. You know, you have
something explodes and you know it goes down in a
fiery crash, if there's someone piloting it, don't you think
there'd be like a missing person's report, like, hey, my husband,
the pilot took off and I haven't seen him in
three weeks.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
None of that happened. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Interesting, Maybe it was the big man himself. God, that's
that's right before Tim Allen took over, right in the Yeah,
that's that's how that happened. That's uh yeah. Anyway, you
get to look up next week's local legend.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Okay, no, next week. I forgot this week to do
the Edin Lorraine. Oh yeah, do Eden, Lauren Warren next week.
There you go. I'll do that next week. There you go. Perfect.
Now you all have something to look forward to.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I wanted to talk about the Council Bluffs UFO because
it's always fascinated me. That has been our show. We
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What were you going to say? I was gonna tell
people it's our universary today?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh, well yesterday technically, yeah, yes, it was our anniversary.
We went out to some very fine dining at Cheddars
for our anniversary.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
No, it was a good time though. It was a
good time.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
It was We took the dog out and he got
scared of the fountains at the park. It was a
great time. It's a great time. If you don't wish
us a happy anniversary, you're dead to me. By the way,
do it in the comments. Boh yeahed. October eleventh, the
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Starts at nine pm the Husker Games at two thirty.
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this a couple times a year. I will be donating
my portion of the proceeds to a family that needs
a little bit of help. It's a kid my brother coaches.
I'm not going to tell you the kid's name because
I don't want you weirdos dosing my brother who has
nothing to do with any of my antics. But it's
a kid my brother coaches, who lost a everything in
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a fire. So I'll be donating my portion of the
proceeds to help them with bills and whatever other expenses
they need. October eleventh. If you want to just donate,
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bar and grill. That's the time to do it. All
you guys that are talking all that shit, talking all
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that shit about how if you're a pro gun you
deserve to get whacked. Now's your big chance to do it.
I'll be live on stage.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I won't be.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
She's shaking her head off air, saying stop it. Now's
your chance. Plussy's all right, we'll see you on Saturday.
We know an ain't none of you showing up in person.
She know on your tax is not your spouse and
stay based
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Stock on mea the red faced white supremacies Here, what's
going on with these stories this week?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I'm going in blind. Well, we've got our nessy, yeah,
messy story. Obviously I was able to find one.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Also, we've got a dead dog story, but I promise
it's kind of has kind of a funny ending.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Okay, psychic and then uh, snake wife.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
All the classics here, all the classics, nassy, dead dogs, psychics,
and snake wives. Well, yeah, this looks like a marital
dispute in India. Here for this first one, we'll go
to that one. First, Indian man claims murderous wife turns
into snake and tries to bite him. Sounds legit. An
(02:36):
Indian man claims his wife has been trying to kill
him by transforming into a snake at night and attempting
to bite him. The terrified husband, identified as Mirage, reportedly
made the astonishing assertion at a regularly scheduled community gathering
where residents bring their problems to the local leaders. So
he brought this to the local politicians. This is like,
should I go when's the next city council meeting? When's
(03:01):
I swear to God, I will do it. I will
go to the next city school board meeting.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Even better, I will go to the next school board
meeting and tell them that Mia is transforming into a
snake at night and trying to murder me in my sleep.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
What do you think they would do if I did that?
Probably kick you out. They have to give me my time.
It's my riot.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
If I'm not using profanity or threats, they have to
let me talk. That's how someone we know gets away
with it. Ah It says while the issues raised that
such meetings generally involve mundane matter such as rhodes needing repair.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
This particular meeting took a fantas yea.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
So he literally went to the city council meeting and
it's like, hey, my wife transforms into a cobra every
night and tries to murder me in my sleep.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
That's literally what this guy's doing here.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Fantastic turning with the proverbial spotlight fell upon the man
and shared this strange tale of marital discord. Addressing the
district magistrate, and Raj declared, my wife, Nasiemon nast semen,
what an unfortunate name, turns into a serpent at night
and runs after me to bite me. So how does
he get away every night? Does he have to like
lock himself in the bi what's going on here?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
He's just in constant terror every single night. Man, You guys,
does he know where his wife is that night?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
That's a great question. That's a great where is the wife?
Maybe she's out fucking around on him and there is
a snake in the house or something has The beleaguered
husband indicated that the trebling situation had occurred on multiple
occasions with his life only being spared because he woke
up in time to thwart her supernatural attacks.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Has he considered it might be a dream? Could it
be that he considered divorce. There's also divorce.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I'm just saying, if you wake up and the attacks stop,
it might be a dream. Has he considered talking to
his wife about this, perhaps counseling marital counseling.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
One of his wife's just is like really chill girl,
Like she's like super nice, Like they have no problems.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, I feel like there's a couple steps that he
needs to take to address this before going to the
city council to get this handled. Fearing that his luck
may soon run out, Mirage lamented that his wife tortures
him mentally and could kill him any night while he's asleep.
For her part, she's yet to respond to her husband's
(05:36):
jaw dropping allegation, which is roundly mocked on Indian social
or has been roundly mocked on Indian social media by
residents who found his odd story to be rather ridiculous.
You know, it's bad when the Indians are mocking you.
That's not good when the Indians are mocking you. That said,
local officials appear to be taking the matter more seriously,
with police launching an investigation into Mirage's complaint of possible
(05:59):
mental harassment on the part of his wife. She might
be trying to what Maybe she's not transforming. Maybe she's
throwing the snake in the bed to try to kill
him and make it look like an accident. Have we
considered that he might be like somewhat pointed in the
right direction here.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I think that's something that's worth considering. Oh, okay, let's
go to the next I just don't know why he
felt the need to bring it up at a city
count city council, not the cops.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
The city council where you talk about like potholes and
stop signs and playgrounds, right all right. Badly injured British
woman laments ignoring psychic's eerily accurate warning.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
A British woman badly injured in an accident believes that
her misapp was predicted by a psychic who issued an
eerily accurate warning on her months later. Spooky story reportedly
began in April of twenty twenty four when Hannah Roper
visited a fortune teller.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I just lost the page. What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
When Hannah Roper visited a fortune teller with the hopes
of discovering what the future had in store for her.
During the session, the soothsayer shared a weird warning cautioning
the woman against venturing to the town of Fenton, and
if she did, be mindful of her drinking the specsivity
specificity sorry of The advice was enough to convince Roper
(07:17):
to head to the fortune to heed the fortune teller's
words for six months until one faithful day she slipped
up in tragedy. So she could not stay away from
that town, is what she's saying, either because she'd forgotten
the warning or believe the window of danger had passed.
In October last year, she found herself splitting a bottle
of wine with a friend at dinner, then traveling home
to the home of another acquaintance who just so happened
to live in the town of Fenton. After a few
(07:38):
more drinks at the friend's house, she went to use
the restroom, but mistakenly passed through the cellar door instead.
The airror proved costly as she swiftly tumbled down the
stairs and suffered brain bleeding from the treacherous fall. The
accident necessitated months of rehabilitation that included part of her
skull being replaced with a metal plate. Looking back on
her harrowing experience, she's certain the psychic for soft.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie that. I usually make fun
of the psychics on here.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
That one's kind of weird. I'm not gonna lie that one.
That one creeps me out a little bit. I didn't
go for months, and then I went and this happened. Shimus,
insisting that the psychic predicted the accident. Yeah, that that's
I don't know this one. This one irks me a
little bit. I think somebody, uh Like I said, I
don't dismiss the possibility that people are in touch with
(08:22):
another realm.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I certainly don't.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I would be concerned about anyone who was actively using
it or welcoming it. I think you're opening holding the
door open for some beings that may not have your
best interest at heart. But I certainly, I mean, I
believe in other dimensions and things like that, so I
don't see why people here on earth wouldn't possess the
(08:47):
ability to access them. With that said, the majority of
the people you guys are seeing at malls and places
like that are con artists and nothing more, nothing less.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
With that said, this one bugs me. What do you think.
I just think that's one really expensive night of drinking.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Does a lot of money an er bill? Yeah, well
it's in England, so it's free. But she had to
wait six months to get in.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
She had to wait six months to fix her break.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah. In Canada they just give her a gun and
tell her to shoot herself. But in England here, Yeah, no,
that would be an expensive night out. I've had some
expensive nights out, but nothing compared to that. Okay, let's
go to the next one. Drivery with dog forced to
dig animal's grave by its angry gun wielding owner on
(09:35):
he should have made him dig his grave too. A
wild story, of course, it was in Texas, a motorist
who struck and killed a dog was allegedly forced to
dig the unfortunate animal's grave by its gun wielding owner.
The incident, which came to light this week, reportedly occurred
in September eighth in the city of Mineola, when the
victim was cruising down a road and inadvertently hit the
poor pooch. Upon pulling over to assess the situation, the
(09:56):
motorists was quickly met by an angry Alberto Joshua Hernandez,
who brandished a gun and indicated he was the dog's owner.
What followed was the hair was a harrowing odeal where
the victim later told police had him scared to death.
Distraught over his pet's passing cop sey, Hernandez ordered the
driver to retrieve the animal's remains from the side of
the road, before snatching the motorists keys in cell phone
(10:19):
and forcing him to dial I feel it's just a
safe trade. You know, you kill my dog, you can
at least dig the grave, dig a hole to burry
the gray, or bury the dog. Satisfied with the impromptu
grave of the gun wielding man allegedly took the victim
to a nearby ATM, where the driver was strong armed
into what drawing two hundred dollars also reasonable?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Look where the fuck you're going? He listen.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I know every bank's a little bit different, but the
max would draw a limit on ATM cards is almost
always more than five hundred dollars. This guy didn't go
for the max. He found a number that he felt
was reasonable for him killing his dog, and he's like,
all right, this is it. I'm not trying to rob
you blind. I'm not trying to bankrupt you, even though
I probably should. I want a couple hundred bucks so
(11:06):
I can go out and get drunk, and you know,
forget about the dog, and that's it. Hernette Is ultimately
released the terrorized motorists with the ominous promise that he
would find the man if he did not pay an additional,
unspecified sum for the incident. The driver later reported the
unimaginable incident to the police, who promptly arrested the dog
owner for aggravated robbery and kidnapping. I mean, I get it,
(11:29):
I get it. I understand where the dog owners coming from.
Do you see there was a convicted murderer in North
Carolina stabbed to death a child rapist in prison the
other day. I mean, I think we should be giving
these people some types of awards, Like at least, let
me buy the murderer cigarettes, you know what I'm saying.
Let me put some money on his books, something like that.
(11:50):
Same thing with this guy, mister Hernandez, if you are
a smoker, I will buy you cigarettes prison cigarettes while
you're in there for your stay.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Do you have anything he'd like to add. You think
he was reasonable to the act out. I think so.
I wouldn't know what the other unspecified amount was. He
didn't say.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
He just said, hey, you better, I'm gonna come kill
you if you don't give me this other amount at
another time. Don't worry about how much it is. I'll
decide it at the moment. And it might not be enough.
That might not That might not be the final amount.
There might be a third installment here. You don't know
what it's going to be. I wonder why he picked
two hundred bucks and then was like, I'm gonna come
back for more later. Why not just get it all now?
(12:29):
That might be he had Maybe they did, like a
balance check. That's a good point, yeah, because you can
do that.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, he had to write an IOU to the robber.
That's how you know you're broke, when somebody tries to
mug you at gunpoint and you have to give them
an IOU. Like at that point, it's time to get
on the the rice and beans, beans and rice diet.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
All Right, Okay, last one vacationing couple spots Lockness Monster
couple vacationing at Lockness spotted an unu usual anomaly that
emerged from the water and left them wondering if they'd
just seen the site's legendary monster. According to a local
media report, the sighting occurred this past Sunday as Erica
and Something Kaka were walking along the shore of the
(13:13):
size of a lake, visiting the popular destination from their
home in Malta. A couple experienced with many visitors to
Lockness dream of when they notice an odd dark form
break the surface of the water. End, we have an image.
This is what these people dream of. This is what
they dream of.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
That's what I dream of.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah, a log in the water, We got no doubt.
Hoping to bring home the ultimate keepsake from their visit
to Lockness, Well, what do you mean bring home? Were
they going to take the monster home with them? The
witnesses from Malta managed to capture some of their sighting
on video, which can be seen blah blah blah alas
the caucas provided no additional details surrounding their experience content
(13:58):
or content to simply report that the odd event and
then can report the automent and then continue on their vacation.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
What do you think they spotted at lock Nest?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Let us know in the comments YouTube rumble that's based
on Caleb sabats our Facebook page and group.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
What do you think they spotted? Was this the monster?
It definitely was.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Watch all these humps that were making fun of it. Actually,
it's we're gonna find out one day it was the
monster and it's going to be egg all over my face.
I would love.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I would love to be proven wrong.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I would too, absolutely, I would too. And we'll bring
Ao and O Faudhagen on here and he can call
me a piece of shit and all that.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well, I got a story.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I told you I was going to research some local
legends here and we tell some spooky stories here in
the Omaha metro area.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
So I got one for you. So did you know
this story?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Mia? Do you know what happened in Council Bless, Iowa
on December seventeenth, nineteen seventy seven. No, the audience can't
hear you. No. So at seven forty five pm on
December seventeenth, nineteen seventy seven, several people and Council Bluffs
were just kind of going about their evening and hanging out,
(15:12):
you know, probably just finished up with dinner, about to
sit down and maybe watch a Christmas movie or something,
maybe rap presence, go look at the lights, whatever the
case may be. And seven forty five pm a reddish
fireball type object fell from the sky from about six
hundred feet toward Big Lake Park, so it disappeared behind
(15:35):
like a whole thing of trees.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
And then there was.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
This giant bluish white flash, which the witnesses described as
having and I quote arms of fire aka flames shooting
up ten feet. We can't expect the counts of Bluffians
to be literate. I expect that I imagine the council
Bluff's residents here where we're talking like cavemen at this.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Or the fire.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Oh, because they're stupid, you know it, says witnesses. Eleven
independent witnesses, along with fire and local police have very
similar recounts of the incident. So at the site there
was found a pool or blob of glowing molten metal
(16:22):
on the ground covering about four by six feet. The
medal was still glowing and warm. Sometime several hours after
the arrival, the grass under and around was burned. The
medal was hot enough that the parts could not be
immediately handled. Some witnesses reported seeing a hovering red object
or craft with lights around the peripheree right before the crash.
(16:49):
So the investigators took it back once it cooled down,
and they brought it to off At Air Force Base
right over in Bellevue where Mia used to live.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
And samples of it were collected.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You had a guy named, excuse me, a company named
the Griffin Pipe Products Company. It was a metal company,
and Iowa State University took a look at it because
everyone was saying, Okay, this is probably just a meteor, right,
it's molten hot whatever. But that's not what the results
of the testing said. The testing actually found that it
was high carbon steel, which is common in the manufacturing
(17:26):
of aircrafts. Right, So it's not a meteor, it's not
an asteroid. Here's the problem. They checked with Epley, they
checked with off It, they checked with all the small
airports in the area. None of them had a missing flight.
There were no planes, there were no helicopters, there were
no balloons. Nothing was missing. So they've got this giant
(17:50):
hunk of metal in the middle of the park and
counts the bluffs and Christmas time in nineteen seventy seven,
and they didn't know where it came from. A giant
hunk of metal on fire, meaning it likely burned through
the atmosphere, crashed into the ground, and nobody knows where
it came from. Did they check with Santa Claus? It
(18:13):
wasn't Christmas Eve. Do you think he was like getting
a head start? Yeah, he was just.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Making his rounds.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
He was watching them. What do you think Jewish parents
tell their kids about Santa Do you think they say
he's anti Semitic? Yeah, so, it says uh so, so,
I mean, yeah, that's that's the thing. So, yeah, it's
it's hot, it's on fire. You've got no aircrafts in
(18:39):
the area that were reported missing. It wasn't a meteor,
but it came through the atmosphere. You've got several witnesses
reported shortly before seeing it called into nine to one
one to report a hovering craft in the area. I
don't know. It remains to be You got to hit
(19:00):
him with the X files or something there. It remains
to be seen. I stared off in at the distance
for dramatic effect. What do you think it was? The
nineteen seventy seven Council Bluffs UFO. I don't know. Maybe some.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
As they checked with all of the like surrounding air checked.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
With all the surrounding airports, there were no Well here's
the thing. Even if they didn't. You know, you have
something explodes and you know it goes down in a
fiery crash, if there's someone piloting it, don't you think
there'd be like a missing person's report, like, hey, my husband,
the pilot took off and I haven't seen him in
three weeks.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
None of that happened. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Interesting, Maybe it was the big man himself. God, that's
that's right before Tim Allen took over, right in the Yeah,
that's that's how that happened. That's uh yeah. Anyway, you
get to look up next week's local legend.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Okay, no, next week. I forgot this week to do
the Edin Lorraine. Oh yeah, do Eden, Lauren Warren next week.
There you go. I'll do that next week. There you go. Perfect.
Now you all have something to look forward to.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I wanted to talk about the Council Bluffs UFO because
it's always fascinated me. That has been our show. We
will see you, Let you beautiful folks on sadder day.
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Speaker 2 (20:46):
What were you going to say? I was gonna tell
people it's our universary today?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh, well yesterday technically, yeah, yes, it was our anniversary.
We went out to some very fine dining at Cheddars
for our anniversary.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
No, it was a good time though. It was a
good time.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
It was We took the dog out and he got
scared of the fountains at the park. It was a
great time. It's a great time. If you don't wish
us a happy anniversary, you're dead to me. By the way,
do it in the comments. Boh yeahed. October eleventh, the
Saturday Beach House par and Grell Rost Battles are back.
Starts at nine pm the Husker Games at two thirty.
(21:23):
You have no excuse to miss it. We only do
this a couple times a year. I will be donating
my portion of the proceeds to a family that needs
a little bit of help. It's a kid my brother coaches.
I'm not going to tell you the kid's name because
I don't want you weirdos dosing my brother who has
nothing to do with any of my antics. But it's
a kid my brother coaches, who lost a everything in
(21:45):
a fire. So I'll be donating my portion of the
proceeds to help them with bills and whatever other expenses
they need. October eleventh. If you want to just donate,
you can venmo Mia. We've always got that as an
option as well. We'll drop that in the description. October eleven, beachess,
bar and grill. That's the time to do it. All
you guys that are talking all that shit, talking all
(22:06):
that shit about how if you're a pro gun you
deserve to get whacked. Now's your big chance to do it.
I'll be live on stage.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I won't be.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
She's shaking her head off air, saying stop it. Now's
your chance. Plussy's all right, we'll see you on Saturday.
We know an ain't none of you showing up in person.
She know on your tax is not your spouse and
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