September 24, 2025 • 35 mins
If you're listening to this podcast, Caleb hates to break it to you, you were not raptured. Have no fear, neither was anyone else. Is Heaven empty? Have you see the new Labubu craze? Ferbee wannabes are all the craze, but why? Is this going to be this year's big holiday gift?
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome to that's based Happy Wednesday or WTF Wednesday. We
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which means we have gone out and we're taking a
break from what's blowing up in the world to talk
about the paranormal. Yes, we were supposed to do this
last week. I got my days fucked up. I apologize.
It happens we're all human. It is what it is.
We're here now, that's what's important. We've found uh Stock
called me O, the red face of white supremacies, here
with us as always. She's found some folks or some
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stories online that deal with the macabre a little bit
more than usual and as usual when we get into
actually that'll be next month October. We're not going to
do one solicited advice. Every Wednesday will be WTF Wednesday
for spooky season. That's always been our stick here, so
we're gonna roll with that. What do we have going
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on this week? Do you have anything any any teasers?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh, we've got the la boo boos, the.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
La boo boos.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, they're on here.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Excellent.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
We of course have our Luckness.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Month, got nessy, our monthly Nasty Story, got nassy.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, got a couple others.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
We'll dive headfirst into it. That's Oh. By the way,
in case you miss the post on the Facebook, which
you should be following that space with Caleb Salvator, we
have Yesterday was Native American Day. Yesterday was Native American Day,
and I posted a link to me as Venmo and
(02:16):
I would love to invite all of the woke idiots
that hate listen to this show to go ahead and
send her some money. Now's your chance. You can put
your money where your mouth is. You can actually pay
those reparations that you're bitching about my tax dollars should
have to pay yourself. Now's the chance to do it.
Now's the chance to do it. You know what, Mia,
(02:38):
I've done more. As much as they want to call
me a racist, I've done more for the Native American
community than all of them combined because I helped an
Indian get some of her land back when we bought
a house. Isn't that a fair assessment right there? I
am the wokest of everybody. Nobody can top that. The
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only way you guys can come close to topping that
is by sending her money. What's your venmo? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Look it up. I think it's just me a Schrader.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It's it's her maiden name. We don't know how to
change our venmo. It's fine. Who should leave it that
way anyway? MIAs Schrader s c h r O E
d e r on Venmo. Go ahead and sender the money. Yeah,
so you do it?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Could be it. I think it might be something else.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It might be who gives it crap though, go ahead,
send of the money. That's what you gotta money, though,
you do. You guys owe it to her. You owe it.
You owe it to her. She is a marginalized person
and you are sitting there with your privilege not helping
her at all. Okay, well, it's w TIP Wednesday. I
we got We can't do WTF Wednesday if we're not
going to talk about the rapture that didn't happen, the rapture,
(03:48):
so those once it's I feel like we go through
this every couple of years. Some idiot wants to go
out and get his name in the papers or you know,
the Facebook posts or whatever. He wants to get his
name circulating. And it's always a different idiot, and it's
always some idiot from some different part of the world.
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This time it was in South Africa and he decides
to say it. You know, Jesus came to me in
a dream. I've crunched the numbers, I've ran all the
calendar dates. The rapture is X date and at least
to my knowledge, those guys are batting zero percent. I
don't think we've had any raptures I'm not one hundred
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percent sure. I don't think we've had it. My favorite
was the guy in like twenty eleven when we were
in high school that this was like right when social
media was really taken off, and this one got people
into US war. I mean, you had people quitting their jobs,
you had people selling their belongings, you know, gifting their
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houses to their kids. I mean, just all kinds of
crazy stuff. And of course nothing happened. But this guy
had like a radio show that came up with this
this theory quote unquote, and the next day, when the
rapture didn't happen, on his radio show, he was just
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playing music. He never actually came on. They just had
constant music and ads running the entire day, and he
tried to have his people spread a rumor for like
three or four days that he was the only one
who got raptured that we were all sinners who were
damn to hell, and he made it and the reason
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was because we all just didn't believe enough in his theory.
And obviously that didn't work. I think the guy died
a couple of years. I don't know, I don't know.
I mean, look the Bible, I don't want to get
too deep into the scripture thing on here, because that's
not what the show is. But the Bible's pretty flat
out saying nobody knows the time or the date. If
Jesus came to you in a dream, that's what that is,
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is a dream. Now he may have had another message
for you, But if he came to you in a
dream and directly conflicted against what he says in the Bible,
that might have just been a dream. Like Mia has
a dream once a week that I leave her. It's
it's yet to happen. So you're Jesus telling you the
rapture dream probably not real either. That's that's That's really
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all there is to it. So we did not get raptured.
Oh they're saying it could happen today too. They're saying
it's between the twenty third and the twenty fourth. Do
you think we're gonna get raptured today? Do you think
today could be? I love that gave himself a range
it could happen. Don't you love that guy had this
super specific math, But he's like, it could be between
this day and this day, and maybe it won't happen
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till Sunday.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
But well, I pointed out to you earlier when we
were talking about this different time zones.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
It could be for some people it's happening on this day,
but for other people it's happening on this day.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, what time zone does the rapture kick off? I mean,
is its Central Standard Time? I mean what do they
do they have like post things for it, like with
the New York the New Year's eve ball drop you
gotta wait your turn kind of thing. I don't know.
I feel like we'd know if people were getting sucked
up into this guy. By the way, we're Catholics. We
don't believe in the rapture. No way you can go
check it. Nowhere in the Bible does it talk about
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a mass ascension into Heaven. Uh. We don't believe in it.
It's fake. It's it's a theory that somebody came up
with like one hundred and fifty years ago. So no,
I don't. Uh. You know, if the the rapture, if
you're your your biblical theory is not as old as
the steam engine, you're probably wrong. That's all say. It's
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probably horseshit. Okay, which one should we do? First of
these stories. You sent me La booboos the gold what's
the meme that goes around gold carrot labuobu or something
like that. Okay, so the la booboo is? What is it?
(08:00):
Is it like a ferbie? One of our friends got
you one for your birthday? Are you gonna go get it?
Mia is gonna go get the la boo boo that
one of our Do you know where it is? Because
I don't want to have too much dead air here. Okay,
Mia is gonna go get the labooboo. One of our
friends got her a little They're from California. It's a
big deal over there. They got her a la buobu
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for her birthday. I had never seen one before, but
then I look and they've all got them, so it's
obviously it's some type of trend. It's blowing up on
TikTok right now. They're these like demonic looking little dolls.
But they kind of look like a combination of ferbies
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and where the wild things are? So Mia is bringing
it back into the room real quick. Here, I'm gonna
show you the the what the la boo boos are.
You'll get the gist of it. I think I did
post one to the that's based with k Salvator Facebook group.
If you're interested, here, let me see it. Oh yeah,
(09:06):
we got We gotta show the box because the box
is the big deal. So there's the box of the
Laboo Boo. That's just the instruction. It's all in Japanese.
That's how you know it's legit small parts choking hazard,
not for children under three years old. That's how you
know this is a legit one because none of the
shit's in English. So evidently these things are selling for
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exorbitant amounts of money. I'm being oh shit, I should be.
How do I open this thing? It's obviously dumb ass
pro Hold on, I'm trying to fix it. Okay, well
you gave me a box that doesn't open. The damn
Japanese in their boxes, it doesn't even work. See, no
(09:48):
wonder these people couldn't win World War two because they
can't make boxes that open the rest of the civilized
world and big parts of the uncivilized world. Mind, you
have figured out how to make a box. They figured
out the box. You know, the box. It's got four
sides to it, plus the top and the bottom and
the top and the bottom are supposed to open, but
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for whatever reason, the Japanese have decided that the top
and the bottom of their boxes aren't going to open.
And they're wondering why we nuped them. No wonder even
if we didn't, you guys would have done it to
yourselves because you don't know how to make a box.
Are you still over there? See? What did I tell you?
(10:30):
It's insanity? You just rip it? So you just had me.
It just had to go medieval on the box. So
this is the leabuoboo right here here it is. Oh,
this one's kind of cute. It's sleeping. Look at it.
You got a sleeping lebuoboo. I kind of feel like
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I'm gonna get possessed holding this thing. You absolutely cook
the box. Where do they sell these things on PopMart?
Is that where they're famous? So, yeah, she's got the
labooboo here and it's like a demonic little herbie. Basically
put it on your purse or something. I don't that's
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this is the unboxing of the Labooboo. We had no, no,
don't let the dog near it. We don't know any
that's kad. We don't know what kind of car fentanyl
that the Chinese laced that thing with when they shipped
it over here. Okay, how about you heard the the
meme never Knuka country twice because you know, all the
radiation makes them fucking weird. That's what the Labooboo is,
right there, Ladies and gentlemen. Okay, so a Russian woman
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has sold her soul to buy Labooboo dolls. I'm surprised
he's not scared of that. Russian woman may be at
risk of eternal damnation after she literally sold her soul
for a rather paltry sume that she then used to
buy Labuoboo dolls. To be fair, I've known people who
have sold their soul for less to buy drugs, So
(11:56):
there's that. The bizarre exchange was reportedly the brain child
of a marketing expert identified as Dmitri, who conceived of
the idea as a social experiment and an ad posted
on Russian social media. He offered approximately eleven hundred dollars
to anyone willing to part with their soul and confirm
the sale with a contract signed in their own blood. Well,
(12:17):
I thought the proposition would be taken in jest. Dmitria quickly, No,
he didn't. Do you know how many sick people are
out there, how many sick people are out there, and
how many people that take it as a joke. Oh,
you know, so my soul. First off, your soul is
not yours to sell. I'm gonna make that clear. Your
soul is. You cannot sell your soul. When you hear
stories about celebrities selling their souls for fame and fortune,
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that's an analogy because they've essentially sold out who they
are as people and their core values to have fame
and money. They didn't literally sell their soul. Your soul
does not belong to you. You cannot sell it, says Dmitri.
Quickly received a response from a twenty six year old
woman named Karina who was willing to go along with
the devilish deal. Detailing the exchange. In subsequent social media post,
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Dmitri marveled, I just bought my first soul. I definitely
feel like Davy Jones right now. As for Karina, an
understandably intrigued Russian media outlet managed to track her down
and learned that she had no reservations about the unusual deal.
Pressed on how she spent the money, the young woman
revealed that it was largely spent on Labuo boo dolls
and a ticket to a folk concert. Do you think
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you get to take your laboo boo dolls with you
to Hell? The Hell? To me sounds like a folk concert,
So maybe she's just getting a head start here, as
one might imagine. The Russian Orthodox Church was a gas
at the strange sale, lamenting that Karina soul truly sold
her soul and therefore chows evil. Asserting that the situation
was no laughing matter. They suggested the now souliss woman
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would suffer moral and personal decline that could manifest an
illness and even death. Okay, how you talk about moral
and personal decline? I love the message. I love the
Eastern Orthodox Church because there's so hardcore. People think Catholics
are hardcore, but the Eastern Orthodox Church makes us sound
like a bunch of pussies. All that aside, the woman
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got eleven hundred dollars and spent it on la booboos.
How much more personal decline do you get from that?
How much lower does it get? Like I genuinely feel
from the bottom of my heart like I would have
respected or more if she just spent it on drugs.
(14:29):
If she just went and went out and bought a
you know whatever amount of black tar heroin that eleven
hundred dollars will get you and went full on Niki six,
I feel like I would have respected or more because
at least you can do something with the heroin. What
are you gonna do with the labuobo dolls? What's the
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what's the endgame here? You spent how much of these
things cost? Are they like a couple hundred bucks?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
There's like little many key chain ones that are like
thirty bucks. I think it just depends.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
On Oh yeah, I mean that's this one.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I looked at the resale prices. They're like forty.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Okay, so they're not like they're not going like the
Beanie babies were a couple of years ago then not
yet hang on to them. The La Boo boos aren't.
I mean, look, I don't know. They're kind of creepy looking.
I saw some video on TikTok about how Christians shouldn't
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have La Boo Boos in their house because they're demonic entities.
I don't know if I'd go that far. I think
they're just a little These are the same people that
were telling you that Michael B. Jordan movie was gonna
get you possessed. So I would take it with a
grain of salt. But they are kind of creepy. Let
me let me see that thing one more time. I
want to take a look at it. Do I need
(15:55):
to get blessed after I see this? After I hold this?
Is that how this works? Yeah? I mean it's like
a little ferbie On crack. Yeah, in a weird demented way.
It's are you gonnattach this to your purse? Now? In
a weird demented way? I guess it's a little I
mean a little cute. I mean we we had the
(16:19):
nutcase chihuahua that used to try to chew my face
off every time I breathe the wrong way. So I'm
gonna take what Mia says is cute with a grain
of salt. But yeah, well we'll stick it up.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Uh, they're very soft.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
We'll stick the la buobu up here for the rest
of the episode. There we go, it'll it'll join in. God,
I feel like it's watching me now.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Looks like a little peep.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, he's rocking out with his cock out. I mean
it does kind of look like demonic it does. Is
this like our generation's version of the Golden Calf that
people were worshiping? It's just this forty dollars Japanese crap.
(17:05):
That's our generation. Do you know how fucking lame that
would be? Do you know how lame that would be
if our generation decided to go down like ball, But
it was just a a instead of a golden calf.
It was just a la booboo. These little like modern
age furries anywhere? Not furries, furbies, No, not, nothing's as
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low as furries. Sorry, Okay? Should I what should I
do next? Should I do? UFOs? Or Walmart? Walmart? All right?
Walmart bands emotional support alligator over safety concerns. I'm gonna
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guess this is Florida? Is this Florida? One man's well
dressed reptile is no longer welcome in Walmart after side
of her shocked several customers earlier this morning. Residents of
West Brownsville, Pennsylvania, How do you get to Pennsylvania with
an out excuse me with an alligator? Spotted Wesley Silva
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and his pet alligator, Genzoshi shopping at the superstore with
the thirty two pound animal wearing a light gray drew.
It's a female or is it a trans alligator? A
woman told local news outlet WPXI about her surprise seeing
Genzoshi rolling down the aisles. I looked and I saw
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this alligator dressed up standing in there and its mouth
was sticking out of the buggy. I didn't believe it,
she said. Photos online soon got Walmart's attention. The company stated,
while we aim to be inclusive, the safety of our
customers and associates is our top priority. In a new
press release, the store said the alligators are a potential danger,
just potential for customers, and therefore are not allowed inside.
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Silva addressed the band in an interview with NBC while
holding Gincioshi, who was dressed in a fur lined, heavy
knit sweater. He still plans on taking his precious pet
to other businesses, saying he'll bring her wherever she's welcome.
Would you mind shopping alongside an alligator? Drop a comment
on YouTube rumble let us know no, Yes, I would
severely mind shopping alongside an alligator. Yeah, don't don't do that.
(19:24):
Don't do that. I get annoyed when people bring their
their their pets and their kids into stores. I couldn't
imagine seeing an alligator. What I would do. I would say,
we've taken this emotional support thing too far with all
because you see, like the emotional support peacocks and the
emotional support alligators now. But the reality of this is
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the concept of an emotional support anything is taking it
too far. Even inventing the idea of it was taking
it too far. Listen, everyone's got their issues. I get it.
If your dog or your cat or whatever brings you comfort,
then great. But let's stop acting like you're the same
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as the blind guy who has a seeing eye dog,
like you have the same rights as him just because
you're a basket case who refuses to deal with their problems.
Let's stop pretending you're the same as the epileptic whose
dog alerts people when they're about to have a seizure.
Can we stop doing that because you're not. You're not.
You are a coddled, soft little bitch, and in many
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cases you're probably not even that. You're just looking to
skirt by the rules and not have to pay rent
for your dog in an apartment or bring it to
ridiculous places that it should never be allowed or just
go about I mean, this is I would say this
is white trash, but I saw the picture. It's a
black guy, so I can't even say this. This is
just trash. Trash knows no color. But yes, it is
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a little too far. I would severely Would you mind
shopping along side an alligator? What would you do if
we were at the store. I mean, that's such a
Walmart thing. Target's not going to let you bring the alligator.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, I wouldn't even have to worry about that because
I wouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay, what if we're in Target and you see an
emotional support alligator.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I'd probably walk away.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I'd probably call animal control. No, you don't have a
right to own an alligator. I'm sorry. I've told the
story before. When I was a kid, somebody was smuggling
exotic animals into our neighborhood and they had like over
ninety king cobras living in their garage and they were
feeding them. They were like hundreds of mice and stuff
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like that. They got busted by the cops. It was
really gross. Okay, we got two more here doing UFOs next,
all right, eerie triangular formation of UFOs unsettles witnesses in Mexico.
Let's see the video here.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
I'm not going to play the full video because it's basically.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Just Dennis Bunde. There's almost oh wow, that's almost like
a perfect triangle to Wownde. It's kind of creepy. I'm
(22:23):
not gonna lie. I don't know if it's aliens, but
I would be unnerved if I saw that. My brother
sent me a picture a while back of like a
straight line of lights and he's like, what the hell
is this? But that that's the Starlink satellites. I don't
know what that is because they're just kind of were
they sitting there was the camera moving, I couldn't tell.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I think it was the camera moving.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
It wasn't the the the UFOs or whatever. They pair
of witnesses in Mexico are understandably unsettled when they spotted
three UFOs in a triangular formation hovering in the night sky,
according to a local media reports citing a heard earlier
this month, let's see if we get to the bottom
of what it was not to get formed from nothing.
One of the observer's marvels noting that I am shaking
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as they watch the weird aerial anomaly overhead, The sighting
took an even stranger turn. In the astonishment of the witnesses,
one of the balls of light broke into two distinct illuminations.
The UFOs slowly formed something of a line in the sky,
abandoning their previous triangular formation and causing the occupants of
the car to become uneasy at what they're seeing. The
footage ends with the witnesses deciding to flee the scene,
(23:31):
clearly having had enough of the weirdness for one night.
How long would you sit there and watch that?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I'd probably stay a little bit, just because I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah, but I don't want to get abducted.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
They would have abduct me. I'm not really abductible.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
That's a lie. You're not abductible to who aliens? Maybe
to aliens, but to people you are. You're five foot one,
pretty young female. That's the target. That's uh no, it's
aliens would come get you. You don't think you're Why
don't you think you're abductible to aliens?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I feel like they're looking for smart people. Oh stop it,
stop it, And like I don't know, maybe like tall people.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I don't think they're really all that are Are they
abducting people to probe them or starting a basketball team.
This isn't space jam. I don't know if that's what
they're looking for.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
There, M no, No, they just aliens. Just give me
the vibe that they want tall people because.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
They're little aliens.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
They don't want to abduct like other short people.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
So they want to tell me yeah, I see. I
don't think yes, it makes sense. I don't think the
aliens go after people based on height or income or
anything where you live, your race, anything like that. I
think if the aliens are smart, they target nutcases, schizophrenics,
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homeless people. If I were an alien and I were
abducting people and experimenting on them, that's who I would
target because who's going to believe them. Oh, there goes Jim,
rambling about his conspiracies in the Aliens. Again, just ignore him.
He's nuts. There goes Dale, There goes Dale. I remember
years and years, like a decade ago, I was working
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in this customer service gig and this guy walks in
and he was always a little off. He won like
a lottery and paid off all his debt and he
just was like social Security age. So he just kind
of walked around and got hammered during the day. But
I remember, you know, there wasn't much that could get
(25:52):
my attention at that place. But you know, when I'm
sitting there and I hear and I quote, there's a
race war going on that's gonna get my attention. So
I look up to hear what he's saying to this
girl that works there, and he's going, yeah, so there's
two two races, the Grays and the Greens, and they've
been going at it for a long time. And he
just starts getting more and more worked up about how
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the aliens abducted him, and then he goes Sand Mountain, Nevada.
November sixth, nineteen sixty nine. I was there, and he's
just like screaming I was there as he walks out
of the store. That's the type of guy I would
abduct if I were an alien. Absolutely, That's who I'd
go after. They would go after the Dale Gribbles. Yes,
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and that would be Joseph's dad, the aliens. Yeah, because
who's gonna believe him? So says it's appearing online last week,
the video has gone viral on social media in Mexico,
with various theories being offered for what the parent caught
on film, as one might imagine something just that they
were other worldly visitors, possibly drawn to the area by
the of the volcano, an alleged alien base located ninety
(27:03):
miles away. Wow, so that the volcano is an alien base.
I don't think the aliens are that smart. If their
base is in literal lava, that might not be very
intelligent there on their end. More skeptical viewers believe that
the peculiar lights were likely lanterns, which may explain the
manner in which they floated in how one of them
seemingly broke apart. With that in mind, what do you
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think of it? Drop a common on YouTube ribol. I
don't know. I felt like I always like to go
to the benign with these things. But pull that video
up one more time, I want to see it. There's
almost Yeah, see, that's almost too perfect of a triangle
(27:52):
to be like, is it not? Am I on my
own on this to do you agree that's almost too perfect? No?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
I mean is I just don't think it's aliens.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
No, I don't think it's aliens. I think it's Okham's razor.
A lot of the time we're gonna we need to
talk about this UAP hearing that happened a couple of
weeks ago that we were so rudely interrupted by the
liberals killing us for we were going to talk about
that a couple of weeks ago, because there's some interesting
stuff with that, we just haven't had time to get
into it. I hope we'll have time to do it
(28:24):
this Saturday. If not, maybe I'll do a special report.
But I think we're finding out just slowly. The government's
kind of like trickle truth in this to us is
that we're not I'm not going to say we're not
alone in the universe, but we've certainly been visited by
(28:45):
crafts for which we do not know the origin of.
I think that that that's been established. The government's tried
to carry this illusion for a long time that they're
in control of all of our facilities and they monitor
the sky and nobody can ever penetrate the United States's airspace,
but it happens quite frequently, like if a balloon from
(29:08):
China can go across the country, then of course there's
crafts that we can't see that are coming through our
skies here. It's just a matter of where are they from,
what are they made of, Who's piloting them? And what
do they want? Under that, we got one more here
(29:29):
and the Locknest Monster story, Where.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Did they come from? Where did they go? Where did
they come from?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
It was cottoneye Joe, So we got down to the
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sighting of the legendar quote unquote monster for twenty twenty five.
Potential glimpse of the of the famed cryptid reportedly occurred
(32:09):
on the morning of August twenty ninth, as the unnamed individual.
It's good. It's good he doesn't say his name because
I'm worried that if people found his true identity. He'd have,
you know, men in black and you know, just goons
at his door trying to silence the truth. So I'm
glad he's staying anonymous with this. He's choosing the truth
over the fame and fortune that comes with it. The
(32:31):
witness recalled spotting a strange submerged anomaly that caused an
unusual disturbance pattern on the surface of the water for
approximately two minutes. Okay, let's see it. Pull it up.
I haven't seen this yet. I saved the image on here,
but I haven't actually looked at it. The best one
is the best one of the three. Oh wow, that's nothing. Wow,
(33:00):
I don't even know what I'm like. He certainly circled something.
Is the loch ness in the room with us right now.
But this is the first one that wasn't Ao and
Faudhagen in fifteen years. Wow, you really did it there.
How does this qualify as an official sighting? We've covered
(33:21):
some of the quote unquote unofficial sightings that were more
convincing than this crap. This is terrible.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
I don't even know, like what. It doesn't even look
like a log or anything.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
There's nothing ones, It's just nothing.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
There.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Here's my thing with these so called like anomalies in
the lake. I mean, there's all kinds of stuff floating
through the water, right besides fish and people that are
swimming animals that swim through it. You've got trash, You've
got rocks, you've got logs. There's all kinds of stuff
that goes through the water. So naturally there's going to
(33:57):
be anomalies when stuff bumps into each other. Like, you
get it right, We're not stupid here. How many of
these quote unquote lockness sightings that we see would we
get if we looked at any other lake in the world.
If you just sat there long enough and stared at
(34:20):
any lake in the world, go name one. The answer
is yes. I guarantee you you would see the same
things you see in these images and videos that we
play of the lockness. This one just has the name
and unfortunately a cult following that has literally nothing better
(34:42):
to do with their time so they can sit here
and do this. It's I feel bad for him. Should
we go to Lake McConaughey next summer and just sit
there and watch the water and come up with some
fake monster for them? I bet AI could get us
some pretty nasty stuff by then, what you is say?
Do you have anything you'd like to add to this? No,
(35:05):
We've got three lock Nest sightings on the air and
absolutely nothing to show for it. Disgusting. I wonder why
they won't let me guest host Coast to Coast AM.
Could you imagine me on that show? Do you imagine
me as the guest host on Coast to Coast AM? No,
they wouldn't because I would get argumentative with the callers
(35:28):
and I'd make fun of them, and it would be
Aby'd call them crazy and it'd be a bad time.
All right. That has been our show. Why was a
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I don't know. I better get to the bottom of that.
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which means we have gone out and we're taking a
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about the paranormal. Yes, we were supposed to do this
last week. I got my days fucked up. I apologize.
It happens we're all human. It is what it is.
We're here now, that's what's important. We've found uh Stock
called me O, the red face of white supremacies, here
with us as always. She's found some folks or some
(01:12):
stories online that deal with the macabre a little bit
more than usual and as usual when we get into
actually that'll be next month October. We're not going to
do one solicited advice. Every Wednesday will be WTF Wednesday
for spooky season. That's always been our stick here, so
we're gonna roll with that. What do we have going
(01:34):
on this week? Do you have anything any any teasers?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh, we've got the la boo boos, the.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
La boo boos.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, they're on here.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Excellent.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
We of course have our Luckness.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Month, got nessy, our monthly Nasty Story, got nassy.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, got a couple others.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
We'll dive headfirst into it. That's Oh. By the way,
in case you miss the post on the Facebook, which
you should be following that space with Caleb Salvator, we
have Yesterday was Native American Day. Yesterday was Native American Day,
and I posted a link to me as Venmo and
(02:16):
I would love to invite all of the woke idiots
that hate listen to this show to go ahead and
send her some money. Now's your chance. You can put
your money where your mouth is. You can actually pay
those reparations that you're bitching about my tax dollars should
have to pay yourself. Now's the chance to do it.
Now's the chance to do it. You know what, Mia,
(02:38):
I've done more. As much as they want to call
me a racist, I've done more for the Native American
community than all of them combined because I helped an
Indian get some of her land back when we bought
a house. Isn't that a fair assessment right there? I
am the wokest of everybody. Nobody can top that. The
(03:00):
only way you guys can come close to topping that
is by sending her money. What's your venmo? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Look it up. I think it's just me a Schrader.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It's it's her maiden name. We don't know how to
change our venmo. It's fine. Who should leave it that
way anyway? MIAs Schrader s c h r O E
d e r on Venmo. Go ahead and sender the money. Yeah,
so you do it?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Could be it. I think it might be something else.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It might be who gives it crap though, go ahead,
send of the money. That's what you gotta money, though,
you do. You guys owe it to her. You owe it.
You owe it to her. She is a marginalized person
and you are sitting there with your privilege not helping
her at all. Okay, well, it's w TIP Wednesday. I
we got We can't do WTF Wednesday if we're not
going to talk about the rapture that didn't happen, the rapture,
(03:48):
so those once it's I feel like we go through
this every couple of years. Some idiot wants to go
out and get his name in the papers or you know,
the Facebook posts or whatever. He wants to get his
name circulating. And it's always a different idiot, and it's
always some idiot from some different part of the world.
(04:10):
This time it was in South Africa and he decides
to say it. You know, Jesus came to me in
a dream. I've crunched the numbers, I've ran all the
calendar dates. The rapture is X date and at least
to my knowledge, those guys are batting zero percent. I
don't think we've had any raptures I'm not one hundred
(04:32):
percent sure. I don't think we've had it. My favorite
was the guy in like twenty eleven when we were
in high school that this was like right when social
media was really taken off, and this one got people
into US war. I mean, you had people quitting their jobs,
you had people selling their belongings, you know, gifting their
(04:54):
houses to their kids. I mean, just all kinds of
crazy stuff. And of course nothing happened. But this guy
had like a radio show that came up with this
this theory quote unquote, and the next day, when the
rapture didn't happen, on his radio show, he was just
(05:15):
playing music. He never actually came on. They just had
constant music and ads running the entire day, and he
tried to have his people spread a rumor for like
three or four days that he was the only one
who got raptured that we were all sinners who were
damn to hell, and he made it and the reason
(05:36):
was because we all just didn't believe enough in his theory.
And obviously that didn't work. I think the guy died
a couple of years. I don't know, I don't know.
I mean, look the Bible, I don't want to get
too deep into the scripture thing on here, because that's
not what the show is. But the Bible's pretty flat
out saying nobody knows the time or the date. If
Jesus came to you in a dream, that's what that is,
(05:56):
is a dream. Now he may have had another message
for you, But if he came to you in a
dream and directly conflicted against what he says in the Bible,
that might have just been a dream. Like Mia has
a dream once a week that I leave her. It's
it's yet to happen. So you're Jesus telling you the
rapture dream probably not real either. That's that's That's really
(06:20):
all there is to it. So we did not get raptured.
Oh they're saying it could happen today too. They're saying
it's between the twenty third and the twenty fourth. Do
you think we're gonna get raptured today? Do you think
today could be? I love that gave himself a range
it could happen. Don't you love that guy had this
super specific math, But he's like, it could be between
this day and this day, and maybe it won't happen
(06:42):
till Sunday.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
But well, I pointed out to you earlier when we
were talking about this different time zones.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
It could be for some people it's happening on this day,
but for other people it's happening on this day.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, what time zone does the rapture kick off? I mean,
is its Central Standard Time? I mean what do they
do they have like post things for it, like with
the New York the New Year's eve ball drop you
gotta wait your turn kind of thing. I don't know.
I feel like we'd know if people were getting sucked
up into this guy. By the way, we're Catholics. We
don't believe in the rapture. No way you can go
check it. Nowhere in the Bible does it talk about
(07:16):
a mass ascension into Heaven. Uh. We don't believe in it.
It's fake. It's it's a theory that somebody came up
with like one hundred and fifty years ago. So no,
I don't. Uh. You know, if the the rapture, if
you're your your biblical theory is not as old as
the steam engine, you're probably wrong. That's all say. It's
(07:39):
probably horseshit. Okay, which one should we do? First of
these stories. You sent me La booboos the gold what's
the meme that goes around gold carrot labuobu or something
like that. Okay, so the la booboo is? What is it?
(08:00):
Is it like a ferbie? One of our friends got
you one for your birthday? Are you gonna go get it?
Mia is gonna go get the la boo boo that
one of our Do you know where it is? Because
I don't want to have too much dead air here. Okay,
Mia is gonna go get the labooboo. One of our
friends got her a little They're from California. It's a
big deal over there. They got her a la buobu
(08:21):
for her birthday. I had never seen one before, but
then I look and they've all got them, so it's
obviously it's some type of trend. It's blowing up on
TikTok right now. They're these like demonic looking little dolls.
But they kind of look like a combination of ferbies
(08:43):
and where the wild things are? So Mia is bringing
it back into the room real quick. Here, I'm gonna
show you the the what the la boo boos are.
You'll get the gist of it. I think I did
post one to the that's based with k Salvator Facebook group.
If you're interested, here, let me see it. Oh yeah,
(09:06):
we got We gotta show the box because the box
is the big deal. So there's the box of the
Laboo Boo. That's just the instruction. It's all in Japanese.
That's how you know it's legit small parts choking hazard,
not for children under three years old. That's how you
know this is a legit one because none of the
shit's in English. So evidently these things are selling for
(09:27):
exorbitant amounts of money. I'm being oh shit, I should be.
How do I open this thing? It's obviously dumb ass
pro Hold on, I'm trying to fix it. Okay, well
you gave me a box that doesn't open. The damn
Japanese in their boxes, it doesn't even work. See, no
(09:48):
wonder these people couldn't win World War two because they
can't make boxes that open the rest of the civilized
world and big parts of the uncivilized world. Mind, you
have figured out how to make a box. They figured
out the box. You know, the box. It's got four
sides to it, plus the top and the bottom and
the top and the bottom are supposed to open, but
(10:09):
for whatever reason, the Japanese have decided that the top
and the bottom of their boxes aren't going to open.
And they're wondering why we nuped them. No wonder even
if we didn't, you guys would have done it to
yourselves because you don't know how to make a box.
Are you still over there? See? What did I tell you?
(10:30):
It's insanity? You just rip it? So you just had me.
It just had to go medieval on the box. So
this is the leabuoboo right here here it is. Oh,
this one's kind of cute. It's sleeping. Look at it.
You got a sleeping lebuoboo. I kind of feel like
(10:50):
I'm gonna get possessed holding this thing. You absolutely cook
the box. Where do they sell these things on PopMart?
Is that where they're famous? So, yeah, she's got the
labooboo here and it's like a demonic little herbie. Basically
put it on your purse or something. I don't that's
(11:11):
this is the unboxing of the Labooboo. We had no, no,
don't let the dog near it. We don't know any
that's kad. We don't know what kind of car fentanyl
that the Chinese laced that thing with when they shipped
it over here. Okay, how about you heard the the
meme never Knuka country twice because you know, all the
radiation makes them fucking weird. That's what the Labooboo is,
right there, Ladies and gentlemen. Okay, so a Russian woman
(11:34):
has sold her soul to buy Labooboo dolls. I'm surprised
he's not scared of that. Russian woman may be at
risk of eternal damnation after she literally sold her soul
for a rather paltry sume that she then used to
buy Labuoboo dolls. To be fair, I've known people who
have sold their soul for less to buy drugs, So
(11:56):
there's that. The bizarre exchange was reportedly the brain child
of a marketing expert identified as Dmitri, who conceived of
the idea as a social experiment and an ad posted
on Russian social media. He offered approximately eleven hundred dollars
to anyone willing to part with their soul and confirm
the sale with a contract signed in their own blood. Well,
(12:17):
I thought the proposition would be taken in jest. Dmitria quickly, No,
he didn't. Do you know how many sick people are
out there, how many sick people are out there, and
how many people that take it as a joke. Oh,
you know, so my soul. First off, your soul is
not yours to sell. I'm gonna make that clear. Your
soul is. You cannot sell your soul. When you hear
stories about celebrities selling their souls for fame and fortune,
(12:39):
that's an analogy because they've essentially sold out who they
are as people and their core values to have fame
and money. They didn't literally sell their soul. Your soul
does not belong to you. You cannot sell it, says Dmitri.
Quickly received a response from a twenty six year old
woman named Karina who was willing to go along with
the devilish deal. Detailing the exchange. In subsequent social media post,
(13:01):
Dmitri marveled, I just bought my first soul. I definitely
feel like Davy Jones right now. As for Karina, an
understandably intrigued Russian media outlet managed to track her down
and learned that she had no reservations about the unusual deal.
Pressed on how she spent the money, the young woman
revealed that it was largely spent on Labuo boo dolls
and a ticket to a folk concert. Do you think
(13:22):
you get to take your laboo boo dolls with you
to Hell? The Hell? To me sounds like a folk concert,
So maybe she's just getting a head start here, as
one might imagine. The Russian Orthodox Church was a gas
at the strange sale, lamenting that Karina soul truly sold
her soul and therefore chows evil. Asserting that the situation
was no laughing matter. They suggested the now souliss woman
(13:43):
would suffer moral and personal decline that could manifest an
illness and even death. Okay, how you talk about moral
and personal decline? I love the message. I love the
Eastern Orthodox Church because there's so hardcore. People think Catholics
are hardcore, but the Eastern Orthodox Church makes us sound
like a bunch of pussies. All that aside, the woman
(14:08):
got eleven hundred dollars and spent it on la booboos.
How much more personal decline do you get from that?
How much lower does it get? Like I genuinely feel
from the bottom of my heart like I would have
respected or more if she just spent it on drugs.
(14:29):
If she just went and went out and bought a
you know whatever amount of black tar heroin that eleven
hundred dollars will get you and went full on Niki six,
I feel like I would have respected or more because
at least you can do something with the heroin. What
are you gonna do with the labuobo dolls? What's the
(14:53):
what's the endgame here? You spent how much of these
things cost? Are they like a couple hundred bucks?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
There's like little many key chain ones that are like
thirty bucks. I think it just depends.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
On Oh yeah, I mean that's this one.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I looked at the resale prices. They're like forty.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Okay, so they're not like they're not going like the
Beanie babies were a couple of years ago then not
yet hang on to them. The La Boo boos aren't.
I mean, look, I don't know. They're kind of creepy looking.
I saw some video on TikTok about how Christians shouldn't
(15:35):
have La Boo Boos in their house because they're demonic entities.
I don't know if I'd go that far. I think
they're just a little These are the same people that
were telling you that Michael B. Jordan movie was gonna
get you possessed. So I would take it with a
grain of salt. But they are kind of creepy. Let
me let me see that thing one more time. I
want to take a look at it. Do I need
(15:55):
to get blessed after I see this? After I hold this?
Is that how this works? Yeah? I mean it's like
a little ferbie On crack. Yeah, in a weird demented way.
It's are you gonnattach this to your purse? Now? In
a weird demented way? I guess it's a little I
mean a little cute. I mean we we had the
(16:19):
nutcase chihuahua that used to try to chew my face
off every time I breathe the wrong way. So I'm
gonna take what Mia says is cute with a grain
of salt. But yeah, well we'll stick it up.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Uh, they're very soft.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
We'll stick the la buobu up here for the rest
of the episode. There we go, it'll it'll join in. God,
I feel like it's watching me now.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Looks like a little peep.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
No, he's rocking out with his cock out. I mean
it does kind of look like demonic it does. Is
this like our generation's version of the Golden Calf that
people were worshiping? It's just this forty dollars Japanese crap.
(17:05):
That's our generation. Do you know how fucking lame that
would be? Do you know how lame that would be
if our generation decided to go down like ball, But
it was just a a instead of a golden calf.
It was just a la booboo. These little like modern
age furries anywhere? Not furries, furbies, No, not, nothing's as
(17:29):
low as furries. Sorry, Okay? Should I what should I
do next? Should I do? UFOs? Or Walmart? Walmart? All right?
Walmart bands emotional support alligator over safety concerns. I'm gonna
(17:51):
guess this is Florida? Is this Florida? One man's well
dressed reptile is no longer welcome in Walmart after side
of her shocked several customers earlier this morning. Residents of
West Brownsville, Pennsylvania, How do you get to Pennsylvania with
an out excuse me with an alligator? Spotted Wesley Silva
(18:13):
and his pet alligator, Genzoshi shopping at the superstore with
the thirty two pound animal wearing a light gray drew.
It's a female or is it a trans alligator? A
woman told local news outlet WPXI about her surprise seeing
Genzoshi rolling down the aisles. I looked and I saw
(18:34):
this alligator dressed up standing in there and its mouth
was sticking out of the buggy. I didn't believe it,
she said. Photos online soon got Walmart's attention. The company stated,
while we aim to be inclusive, the safety of our
customers and associates is our top priority. In a new
press release, the store said the alligators are a potential danger,
just potential for customers, and therefore are not allowed inside.
(18:58):
Silva addressed the band in an interview with NBC while
holding Gincioshi, who was dressed in a fur lined, heavy
knit sweater. He still plans on taking his precious pet
to other businesses, saying he'll bring her wherever she's welcome.
Would you mind shopping alongside an alligator? Drop a comment
on YouTube rumble let us know no, Yes, I would
severely mind shopping alongside an alligator. Yeah, don't don't do that.
(19:24):
Don't do that. I get annoyed when people bring their
their their pets and their kids into stores. I couldn't
imagine seeing an alligator. What I would do. I would say,
we've taken this emotional support thing too far with all
because you see, like the emotional support peacocks and the
emotional support alligators now. But the reality of this is
(19:48):
the concept of an emotional support anything is taking it
too far. Even inventing the idea of it was taking
it too far. Listen, everyone's got their issues. I get it.
If your dog or your cat or whatever brings you comfort,
then great. But let's stop acting like you're the same
(20:08):
as the blind guy who has a seeing eye dog,
like you have the same rights as him just because
you're a basket case who refuses to deal with their problems.
Let's stop pretending you're the same as the epileptic whose
dog alerts people when they're about to have a seizure.
Can we stop doing that because you're not. You're not.
You are a coddled, soft little bitch, and in many
(20:32):
cases you're probably not even that. You're just looking to
skirt by the rules and not have to pay rent
for your dog in an apartment or bring it to
ridiculous places that it should never be allowed or just
go about I mean, this is I would say this
is white trash, but I saw the picture. It's a
black guy, so I can't even say this. This is
just trash. Trash knows no color. But yes, it is
(20:56):
a little too far. I would severely Would you mind
shopping along side an alligator? What would you do if
we were at the store. I mean, that's such a
Walmart thing. Target's not going to let you bring the alligator.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, I wouldn't even have to worry about that because
I wouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay, what if we're in Target and you see an
emotional support alligator.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I'd probably walk away.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I'd probably call animal control. No, you don't have a
right to own an alligator. I'm sorry. I've told the
story before. When I was a kid, somebody was smuggling
exotic animals into our neighborhood and they had like over
ninety king cobras living in their garage and they were
feeding them. They were like hundreds of mice and stuff
(21:38):
like that. They got busted by the cops. It was
really gross. Okay, we got two more here doing UFOs next,
all right, eerie triangular formation of UFOs unsettles witnesses in Mexico.
Let's see the video here.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
I'm not going to play the full video because it's basically.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Just Dennis Bunde. There's almost oh wow, that's almost like
a perfect triangle to Wownde. It's kind of creepy. I'm
(22:23):
not gonna lie. I don't know if it's aliens, but
I would be unnerved if I saw that. My brother
sent me a picture a while back of like a
straight line of lights and he's like, what the hell
is this? But that that's the Starlink satellites. I don't
know what that is because they're just kind of were
they sitting there was the camera moving, I couldn't tell.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I think it was the camera moving.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
It wasn't the the the UFOs or whatever. They pair
of witnesses in Mexico are understandably unsettled when they spotted
three UFOs in a triangular formation hovering in the night sky,
according to a local media reports citing a heard earlier
this month, let's see if we get to the bottom
of what it was not to get formed from nothing.
One of the observer's marvels noting that I am shaking
(23:09):
as they watch the weird aerial anomaly overhead, The sighting
took an even stranger turn. In the astonishment of the witnesses,
one of the balls of light broke into two distinct illuminations.
The UFOs slowly formed something of a line in the sky,
abandoning their previous triangular formation and causing the occupants of
the car to become uneasy at what they're seeing. The
footage ends with the witnesses deciding to flee the scene,
(23:31):
clearly having had enough of the weirdness for one night.
How long would you sit there and watch that?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I'd probably stay a little bit, just because I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah, but I don't want to get abducted.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
They would have abduct me. I'm not really abductible.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
That's a lie. You're not abductible to who aliens? Maybe
to aliens, but to people you are. You're five foot one,
pretty young female. That's the target. That's uh no, it's
aliens would come get you. You don't think you're Why
don't you think you're abductible to aliens?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I feel like they're looking for smart people. Oh stop it,
stop it, And like I don't know, maybe like tall people.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I don't think they're really all that are Are they
abducting people to probe them or starting a basketball team.
This isn't space jam. I don't know if that's what
they're looking for.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
There, M no, No, they just aliens. Just give me
the vibe that they want tall people because.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
They're little aliens.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
They don't want to abduct like other short people.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
So they want to tell me yeah, I see. I
don't think yes, it makes sense. I don't think the
aliens go after people based on height or income or
anything where you live, your race, anything like that. I
think if the aliens are smart, they target nutcases, schizophrenics,
(25:10):
homeless people. If I were an alien and I were
abducting people and experimenting on them, that's who I would
target because who's going to believe them. Oh, there goes Jim,
rambling about his conspiracies in the Aliens. Again, just ignore him.
He's nuts. There goes Dale, There goes Dale. I remember
years and years, like a decade ago, I was working
(25:31):
in this customer service gig and this guy walks in
and he was always a little off. He won like
a lottery and paid off all his debt and he
just was like social Security age. So he just kind
of walked around and got hammered during the day. But
I remember, you know, there wasn't much that could get
(25:52):
my attention at that place. But you know, when I'm
sitting there and I hear and I quote, there's a
race war going on that's gonna get my attention. So
I look up to hear what he's saying to this
girl that works there, and he's going, yeah, so there's
two two races, the Grays and the Greens, and they've
been going at it for a long time. And he
just starts getting more and more worked up about how
(26:14):
the aliens abducted him, and then he goes Sand Mountain, Nevada.
November sixth, nineteen sixty nine. I was there, and he's
just like screaming I was there as he walks out
of the store. That's the type of guy I would
abduct if I were an alien. Absolutely, That's who I'd
go after. They would go after the Dale Gribbles. Yes,
(26:38):
and that would be Joseph's dad, the aliens. Yeah, because
who's gonna believe him? So says it's appearing online last week,
the video has gone viral on social media in Mexico,
with various theories being offered for what the parent caught
on film, as one might imagine something just that they
were other worldly visitors, possibly drawn to the area by
the of the volcano, an alleged alien base located ninety
(27:03):
miles away. Wow, so that the volcano is an alien base.
I don't think the aliens are that smart. If their
base is in literal lava, that might not be very
intelligent there on their end. More skeptical viewers believe that
the peculiar lights were likely lanterns, which may explain the
manner in which they floated in how one of them
seemingly broke apart. With that in mind, what do you
(27:25):
think of it? Drop a common on YouTube ribol. I
don't know. I felt like I always like to go
to the benign with these things. But pull that video
up one more time, I want to see it. There's
almost Yeah, see, that's almost too perfect of a triangle
(27:52):
to be like, is it not? Am I on my
own on this to do you agree that's almost too perfect? No?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
I mean is I just don't think it's aliens.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
No, I don't think it's aliens. I think it's Okham's razor.
A lot of the time we're gonna we need to
talk about this UAP hearing that happened a couple of
weeks ago that we were so rudely interrupted by the
liberals killing us for we were going to talk about
that a couple of weeks ago, because there's some interesting
stuff with that, we just haven't had time to get
into it. I hope we'll have time to do it
(28:24):
this Saturday. If not, maybe I'll do a special report.
But I think we're finding out just slowly. The government's
kind of like trickle truth in this to us is
that we're not I'm not going to say we're not
alone in the universe, but we've certainly been visited by
(28:45):
crafts for which we do not know the origin of.
I think that that that's been established. The government's tried
to carry this illusion for a long time that they're
in control of all of our facilities and they monitor
the sky and nobody can ever penetrate the United States's airspace,
but it happens quite frequently, like if a balloon from
(29:08):
China can go across the country, then of course there's
crafts that we can't see that are coming through our
skies here. It's just a matter of where are they from,
what are they made of, Who's piloting them? And what
do they want? Under that, we got one more here
(29:29):
and the Locknest Monster story, Where.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Did they come from? Where did they go? Where did
they come from?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
It was cottoneye Joe, So we got down to the
bottom of that of who's piloting them? Okay, one more
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(31:44):
we covered all three of these sightings this year? Official
third official Lockness Monster sighting of twenty twenty five has
been recorded. A stunned local residence report of a weird
anomaly at Lockneess has been recognized as the third official
sighting of the legendar quote unquote monster for twenty twenty five.
Potential glimpse of the of the famed cryptid reportedly occurred
(32:09):
on the morning of August twenty ninth, as the unnamed individual.
It's good. It's good he doesn't say his name because
I'm worried that if people found his true identity. He'd have,
you know, men in black and you know, just goons
at his door trying to silence the truth. So I'm
glad he's staying anonymous with this. He's choosing the truth
over the fame and fortune that comes with it. The
(32:31):
witness recalled spotting a strange submerged anomaly that caused an
unusual disturbance pattern on the surface of the water for
approximately two minutes. Okay, let's see it. Pull it up.
I haven't seen this yet. I saved the image on here,
but I haven't actually looked at it. The best one
is the best one of the three. Oh wow, that's nothing. Wow,
(33:00):
I don't even know what I'm like. He certainly circled something.
Is the loch ness in the room with us right now.
But this is the first one that wasn't Ao and
Faudhagen in fifteen years. Wow, you really did it there.
How does this qualify as an official sighting? We've covered
(33:21):
some of the quote unquote unofficial sightings that were more
convincing than this crap. This is terrible.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
I don't even know, like what. It doesn't even look
like a log or anything.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
There's nothing ones, It's just nothing.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
There.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Here's my thing with these so called like anomalies in
the lake. I mean, there's all kinds of stuff floating
through the water, right besides fish and people that are
swimming animals that swim through it. You've got trash, You've
got rocks, you've got logs. There's all kinds of stuff
that goes through the water. So naturally there's going to
(33:57):
be anomalies when stuff bumps into each other. Like, you
get it right, We're not stupid here. How many of
these quote unquote lockness sightings that we see would we
get if we looked at any other lake in the world.
If you just sat there long enough and stared at
(34:20):
any lake in the world, go name one. The answer
is yes. I guarantee you you would see the same
things you see in these images and videos that we
play of the lockness. This one just has the name
and unfortunately a cult following that has literally nothing better
(34:42):
to do with their time so they can sit here
and do this. It's I feel bad for him. Should
we go to Lake McConaughey next summer and just sit
there and watch the water and come up with some
fake monster for them? I bet AI could get us
some pretty nasty stuff by then, what you is say?
Do you have anything you'd like to add to this? No,
(35:05):
We've got three lock Nest sightings on the air and
absolutely nothing to show for it. Disgusting. I wonder why
they won't let me guest host Coast to Coast AM.
Could you imagine me on that show? Do you imagine
me as the guest host on Coast to Coast AM? No,
they wouldn't because I would get argumentative with the callers
(35:28):
and I'd make fun of them, and it would be
Aby'd call them crazy and it'd be a bad time.
All right. That has been our show. Why was a
purchase just made on my card? According to my email?
I don't know. I better get to the bottom of that.
That's been our show. We will see you on Saturday.
We're gonna be talking all kinds of fun stuff. Cheat
on your tax is not your spouse? It is spooky
Season officially next week. My blood type has been replaced
(35:51):
with pumpkin spice, stay based
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