WTF: A local PANTLESS Florida Man rammed into a pharmacy to steal drugs

At this point I think locals are doing dumb things JUST to be on the show...a Florida Man from Ft. Myers rammed a pickup truck iinto a pharmacy and stole $3K worth of drugs. The other thing is, he did it while wearing ONLY a shirt. So this guy was doing his Winnie the Pooh impression and now he's in jail!

Episode Transcript

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All right, here we go.It is time on iHeartRadio. We got
to chase down Florida man and orFlorida woman and follow all their exploits,
which we do in this It's calledWTF and that stands for what the Florida
And unfortunately we have to go firstto a Florida man. At this point,

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Brittany, I think people are violatingour one rule that we have on
this show, just so they canget their story on the radio. What
is our one rule during this segment, Brittany, don't be local, acting
local Fort Myers, Floridas. Yeah, where a pantless Fort Myers, Florida

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man rammed a pickup truck into apharmacy to steal three thousand dollars worth of
drugs. Oh, with no bandson. Don't got time to put bands
on. Listen, I got drugsto steal. More importantly, drugs to
do. Maybe the drugs led tothe pantless part in the first place,
but I don't know. He waswearing only a shirt, so he was

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doing like the full on Winnie thePooh. I thought at least he had
underwear on. No, he's gotjust a shirt on. That's it,
he said, on the seat todrive. Yeah, that car, that
truck is ruined. Now you'd haveto throw the whole thing away. His
name is Aaron Eichbauer. He's thirtysix years old. They used fingerprint data
to link him back to this crime. Yeah, but he crashed a dodge

(01:36):
Ram. Huh. It's a perfectvehicle. It's a ram into a pharmacy,
the Family Pharmacy and Medical Supply onsix miles Cypress. He smashed into
that and that's when he stole awhole bunch of drugs, Brittany, right
through the glass wall. Yeah,he knew. So this was being meditated.
Oh yeah, but let me tellyou he lived more than a fingerprint,

(01:57):
right, that's very true. Yeah, he left some other kind of
print on the seat of that truck. Go to jail there, Aaron,
Aaron Eichbauer. Aron, And it'snot an inconspicuous robbery. No, I
mean, you're causing a lot ofscene, a lot of drama, a

(02:20):
lot of noise, a lot ofattention for this. There's a lot of
what have you going on? On? Good lord? We go next to
a Florida man. Now he wasclocked two an eighty miles an hour in
a forty five Brittany, Well,I mean what time of the day was
it was anyone around. Well,that's not really the problematic part. The

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problematic part was the thirty three yearold man who was stopped two miles away
from his home by a deputy.He was swerving all over the place,
plus he was doing eighty and aforty five. They found a bunch of
empty bud Light Beard bottles in hiscar. Brittany, Oh, Travis Paliko
was arrested taken to the jail afterthis traffic stop. He's thirty three and

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he was two miles away from homeand at first he was just swerving all
over the place and he was notstopping at som signs. And then he
was driving eighty miles an hour ina forty five and that's when they say
that they had to pull him over. He almost hit a patrol car at
one point. Yeah, when theygot him out, he was very unsteady
on his feet. He took severalseconds to regain his balance, and when

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he was asked to get they saythey also had a very strong odor of
alcohol. They call it an intoxicatingbeverage. Brittany. Yeah, well he
was arrested, and that's when theysaw all those empty bud lights and then
they were all like gay. Nowwe go lastly to a Florida man,

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Brittany. Now he's been arrested forarson, among other crimes, because he
torched the car that belongs to hiscousin. Well, why do you do
that? Well, because his cousinis also his girlfriend. Okay, you
know what what you said. Thisis a in Florida. What's going on?

(04:16):
Florida man was arrested. You getto Kentucky right now, you take
down on over to West Virginia whereit belongs. He torched his cousin's car
and the belongings they're in and that'salso his girlfriend by the way, you
know, getting a lot of badideas both of these people to be towards.
Thirty seven year old Melvin sent Tronwas caught on camera letting his cousin

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and girlfriend's Jaguar Sedan on fire infront of their home. Now investigator determined
that the sedan did belong to thecousin girlfriend. Uh. She initially said
that her car caught fire as shewas driving home because she was afraid of
what they boyfriend cousin would do ifshe called the cops. But then the

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story unraveled, and this is whenMelvin was caught. He's a real Melvin
here. Uh they say that therewere According to this, not only did
they did he light the car onfire, he set it ablaze by using
a gun as well. So there'sa bullet hole in there. Oh my

(05:24):
god. They deserve each other.Yeah, right, Well, anyway,
they got some arrest warrants there andold Melvin was arrested at gunpoint yesterday.
So they got him. They gothim. They'll be back though. Yeah,
yeah, she's probably gonna be theone to bond about. Yeah,
there you go. Well that's hercousin boyfriend. That's a cousin boyfriend.

(05:46):
That is a lot of fun.We'll do it again. I mean every
morning at seven thirty, nine thirtyuntil then there is all the news fits
utter aloud in this God for Ziggin'sday. It's WTF or what the florid?
And you know what the best partis a lot of time saving going

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on. You know, whenever there'sa family reunion, they just gotta send
one invite. Now it's it