WTF: Another day, another truck ramming into a local business

So just last week a truck rammed into a local pharmacy to steal drugs and now someone did the same thing, only this time at a Family Dollar. Ok, not as lofty of a goal, but still...

Episode Transcript

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Right, it is that time oniHeart Radio we got to chase down Florida
man and Florida woman find out alltheir exploits. In this it is called
WTF and that stands for what theFlorid? And of course we go first

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to a story that happened in fourMyers Myers. That means that we have
a what local at the local andfor the second time in a week's time,
we have a similar tale. Lastweek we told you a story about
somebody in four Myers used a truckas a battering ram to bust into a
pharmacy and the pharmacy and steal abunch of drugs. Yeah, this time,

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somebody in four Myers used a truckas a battering ram to break into
a family dollar. A family dollarnot as lofty as the pharmacy heist.
I mean I need to aim high. Yeah, I do better. I
mean, if you're gonna mashing toa store to steal goods, you don't
make it. Zail. The worldis your oyster. Literally, a truck

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drove into a four Mayers family dollarsstore and they stole two safes before they
fled. Yesterday morning. According toFMPD, the truck's mashed through the glass
of the of the store. Theygot two safe they took. Yeah,
that's it. Maybe tops it saysthey got away with an undisclosed amount of
money, because it's embarrassing if theydisclose it. We had forty seven dollars

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in there. It wasn't even worthputting it in a safe, to be
honest with you, we should havejust left it on the counter. But
anyway, Yeah, they're looking forwhoever was driving that Chevrolet pickup truck.
If you have any information. Blahblah blah. You know what I mean.
A truck has a battering ram secondtime in a in a week's time,

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Brittany, that's a lot. Weneed a common down on the road
right exactly, trucks are being usedas burglary tools. We go next to
a Florida man whose lawn chair wasstolen by an alligator. He can keep
it. That's yours, right.This is what the guy said. He

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said, I left my chair alonefor five seconds. He was at Everglades
Holiday Park. Okay, that's theirhome, sir. It is. As
a matter of fact, this alligatoris so well known around this area.
At Everglades Holiday Park in Fort Lauderdale. That he has a name. His
name is Guapple. Guapple. Itis a handsome alliator. Very handsome.

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Literally, that's what his name is. Literally, his name handsome. According
to Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, alligators they like external heat sources to
regulate their body temperature and they liketo bask out in the sun. So
it seems that this alligator just wantedto try to make himself comfortable, and
he wanted to sit on this lawnchair, that's all. He wanted to

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get some sun, just like everybodyelse was doing. And he saw what
other people were doing, so he'slike, all right, I guess I'll
sit on this thing. And hestole this tude seat. Well, you
know what they say, move yourfeet, lose your seat to an alligator
there wants to sunbathe period every time. Every time. That's awesome. Is
there a picture? Did they posta photo? No? No, nobody

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wanted to get close enoughes to Guoppo. You know, I'm definitely selling photos
and radio to put a little sunscreen on them, my hope. You
know, don't want them to burn. We go lastly to two Florida women,
Brittany and both of them have beenart arrested, arrested for drunkenly throwing

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a baby around a bar. Isaw a glimpse of this. What happened?
And how were they throwing the babyaround like a toy? They were
just throwing this baby like hair catchhere, catch like a toy. Did
they know the baby? I hopethey knew the baby. Uh. Sierra
Newell twenty and Brianna Lafoe nineteen werecharged with child abuse. The latter is

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facing an additional battery charge according tothis Now, the incident happened shortly before
midnight at the Coyote Ugly Saloon.Uh. Yeah, two women, which,
by the way, let me pointout twenty and nineteen. Uh that's
a little too young to be ina bar. Uh, but anyway,
with a baby. By the way, Yeah, now, by the way,

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one of the women. The goodnews is Brittany, is that one
of the women h was on crutchesat the time, so, you know,
not really sure footed. But theywere they were standing about four feet
away from each other, and theywere flipping the baby around and throwing them
back and forth to each other,standing about four feet apart for something.
And yeah, that is and she'son crutches. Right. I want to

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fight this girl. I'm gonna takeher other leg out. Oh yeah,
she's all I know. I cantake her. Oh yeah, just gonna
win. Kick her in the badleg. She's gonna go right down.
But a witness was warding this incidentand also was approached by one of the
women who tried to hit her,and oh they are so illy trashy.
Oh yeah. Police watch the videorecorded by the witness and that's when they

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they made the arrests according to thisbut yeah, there it is. Two
women. Find them. I'm goingto post their stuff on social media right
allegedly unreal from uh huh finsta.They were drunk at the bar. And
by the way, both of themare underage. Oh they're under age two

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under age twenty and nineteen. Fromthe video I glanced at, was it
at nighttime? Because it was itwas after midnight at a bar with a
baby exactly. My first of all, knew, where is bar management?
Right? Where is coyote ugly managementgoing? Hey, ladies, first of
all, let me see some Id Secondly, you can't have a baby
in a bar, period. It'safter midnight. Get this baby home,

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get out of here. That's ared flag. That means other stub is
going down at that all their stuffis going down, all right, because
the normal bar would not allow it. Like, I don't know any bar
right now that would allow meat inwith a baby. You know what I'm
gonna say at any time, thisbar boo, this bar for allowing anybody
in with a baby. Oh youbrought up any so you weren't even harding,
right, weren't harding? That's whatI'm saying. Red flags. You're

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there's more going on there, allright, So I'm going to open an
investigation on TikTok. Well I'm goingout there to go hang out like a
party. No bad things happening atCoyote. Ugly, But that was fun,
wasn't it? Very ugly? Veryindeed. We'll do this again every
morning at seven thirty and nine thirtyuntil then there is all the news fit

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to utter aloud in this god forsakenstates. It's WTF or what the florid?
It was just a fun game ofhot potato, you know, with
a baby at a bar. That'sit.